Smosh Mouth - #127 - Never Have I Ever w/ Angela & Chanse

Episode Date: January 19, 2026

I survived that one episode of NHIE Smosh Mouth with Amanda, Chanse, and Angela and all I got was this lousy T-shirt (and no one ate the old worm)PODCAST:https://bit.ly/SmoshMouthSpotifyhttps://smo.s...h/SmoshMouthiHearthttps://bit.ly/SmoshMouthApple0:00 Intro6:56 Never Have I Ever…13:42 Story Pirates21:31 Back to Never Have I Ever25:38 Rules, horses, and stale candy31:06 Never Have I Ever continues42:37 Our beef with the plants (with a side of NHIE)SUBSCRIBE: https://smo.sh/Sub2SmoshCastWEAR OUR JOKES: https://smosh.comWHO YOU HEARAmanda Lehan-Canto // https://www.instagram.com/filmingamanda/Chanse McCrary // https://www.instagram.com/phatchanse/Angela Giarratana // https://www.instagram.com/angelagiovanagiarratana/WHO YOU DON’T HEAR (usually)Director: Selina GarciaEditor: Zena GreyProducer: Amanda Lehan-Canto, Shayne Topp, Selina GarciaProduction Designer: Cassie VanceArt Director: Erin Kuschner, Josie BellerbyStage Manager: Alex AguilarProp Master: Courtney Chapman, Abby SchmidtArt Coordinator: Alex MolloWardrobe Fabricator: Tayler NicholsonProp Fabricator: Luke BrauSet Dresser: Nicky TostiAudio Mixer: Scott NeffDirector of Photography: Brennan IketaniVideographer: James HullAssistant Director: Jonathan HyonExecutive Vice President of Production: Amanda BarnesSenior Production Manager: Alexcina FigueroaProduction Manager: Jonathan HyonProduction Coordinator: Zianne HooverOperations & Production Coordinator: Oliver WehlanderProduction Assistant: Caroline SmithDirector of Post Production: Luke BakerDIT/Lead AE: Matt DuranDIT/AE: Beni KimuenePost Production Coordinator: Ariana MartinezIT: Tim BakerIT & Equipment Coordinator: Lopati Ho CheeSound Editor: Gareth HirdDirector of Design: Brittany HobbsSenior Motion & Branding Designer: Christie HauckGraphic Designers: Ness Cardano, Monica RavitchDirector of Channel Operations: Lizzy JonesChannel Operations Manager: Audrey CarganillaChannel Operations Coordinator: Sabrina LiebermanDirector of Social Media: Erica NoboaSocial Creative Producer: Peter Ditzler, Tommy BoweMerchandising Manager: Mallory MyersSocial Media Manager: Kim WilbornSocial Media Coordinator: Margaux BernalesSocial Editor: Vida RobbinsBrand Partnership Manager: Chloe MaysBrand Partnerships Coordinating Producer: Liz KummerOperations Manager: Selina GarciaFinancial Operations Specialist: Natalie LewisTalent Coordinator: Danielle MosesPeople Operations Specialist: Katie FinkFront Office Assistant: Sara FaltersackCEO: Alessandra CataneseExecutive Producers: Anthony Padilla, Ian HecoxEVP of Programming: Kiana ParkerCoordinator Producer of Programming: Marcus MunguiaAssociate Producer, Special Projects: Rachel CollisExecutive Assistant: Katelyn HempsteadOTHER SMOSHES:Smosh: https://smo.sh/Sub2SmoshSmosh Pit: https://smo.sh/Sub2SmoshPitSmosh Games: https://smo.sh/Sub2SmoshGamesSmosh Alike: https://bit.ly/SubToSmoshAlikeFOLLOW US:TikTok: https://smo.sh/TikTokInstagram: https://instagram.com/smoshFacebook: https://facebook.com/smosh

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Starting point is 00:00:30 Oh, it's gonna be silly time, USA. Silly time. I'm putting my phone on, do not to stir. Why don't we do this? Before the episode starts, we all text somebody and we say, help. No. You respond. That's really bad.
Starting point is 00:00:43 Now, let's text different cast members, help. Nope. No. And see who responds in what way. Damien would literally, I don't know what he actually. He show up in like gauntlets and shit. Yeah, a bow and arrow. You'd be like, who needs my service?
Starting point is 00:00:58 I'm going to say help. I'm stuck on the guy. game stage. I feel like somebody is more of an axe wielder. Hi, welcome to Smoshmouth. My name is Amanda
Starting point is 00:01:06 and Shane is gone. Oh, boy. Girls' room. And we have candy. Bring it up. Bring it up. Whoa.
Starting point is 00:01:20 Sorry for sound. This is an olive garden mint. In the Smosh Candy Bowl. Who did that? I got an orange starburst. Two olive garden This is interesting.
Starting point is 00:01:35 What? Jolly Rancher Lollipop. I'm nursing it right now. You're nursing it? My mom puts the watermelon jolly ranchers in a pitcher of vodka and let them sit for 24 hours, and then you have watermelon jolly rancher vodka. I can't handle that. That's actually brilliant. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:01:51 It's probably so sweet. It's delicious. Is it delicious? Yeah. What's up, Smoshmouth Nation? Let me hear you. Sorry for headphones. Listeners.
Starting point is 00:02:02 So, guys, Shane's gone. You did what Angela did. Remember? Angela played a live stream with a lollipop here, and she was playing an massive, just nonstop cruel fell out. And it was bad. But she didn't feel it. She didn't feel it.
Starting point is 00:02:19 That's the issue. You felt it like a person. She actually didn't feel it. We're making a mess. Shane is gone, so I brought on the wildest duos ever. We had Tommy Narasha. And now we have. Chance and Angela
Starting point is 00:02:33 What are your names? Guys, we're going to play a little Never Have I ever But honestly, let's just chat for a little bit Oh, yeah, yeah You mean like me like chat If you were just listening, sorry And also we have a thing of candy
Starting point is 00:02:47 If you were a candy If I was a candy, what would I be? Oh, that's tricky For you too as well I feel like you'd be like Something that changes Sour Patch Kids You'd be a sour patch kid
Starting point is 00:02:59 That's so mean Something that changes flavors in the middle. Yeah, sour Petschkin. A gobsmocker? A gobsmocker? Say it again? Gopsmacher? Gave that.
Starting point is 00:03:14 Oh, no. Oh, no. I'm broken. The Starbush. I'm broken. You do it again? You do it again? Hey, show it again?
Starting point is 00:03:26 Guys, we just had lunch. It was soup day. Which we asked. Which we ask for, and they do it all the time, and I'm so grateful. And I ask for Wing Day, and we still ain't get Wing Day. We get Wing Day on Pizza Day. That's bad wings. That's a pizza place is making wings, not a wing place is making wings.
Starting point is 00:03:43 What's the Wing Place? If we had Buffalo Wild Wings, I would explode. Buffalo Wild Wings? I wouldn't work well. I would show up to games videos and not be myself. Okay, so you'd be a gobsmacker. Gob smocker. Is it the game?
Starting point is 00:03:59 Gobstopper. Bob stopper. My brain doesn't work. Have you my new nickname? Can you keep you calling directly into the mic? Don't do that. Don't do that. And Scott wants to kill you.
Starting point is 00:04:13 It's like ASMR. Okay, if you were a candy, you already said IB. Yeah, yeah, yeah. What would you mean? You're like, you're like, what's that? No, I'm not going to say something mean. I'm going to say something nice. Okay.
Starting point is 00:04:26 You're like something funky with, like, peanut butter. Oh, you're like Reese's Pieces. That's so you. Oh my God. Wait. Okay. I'm into that. You're more like Reese's cups.
Starting point is 00:04:35 What? Oh, you're a cup. You're a cup. Thanks. I'll be a cup. I'll be a dish. Your character in Summer Games was Mrs. Puff, though. Like I told you, I looked back on the videos of the summer games.
Starting point is 00:04:50 I was like, let me check this out. I've not talked about it here. I look rough, girl. And I know you were not much pregnant, but girl. You know, I was like this. I thought you looked adorable. What? I was like,
Starting point is 00:05:02 I literally, I was by the camera like this. Do it again. I'm Mrs. P. Do it, run it again. It was like 98 degrees. My neck was attached to my elbow. My hair was this high.
Starting point is 00:05:21 I was in a jean button down dress with a bouncy ball underneath my body. I had. cute little white socks, but why? I was wearing spandex shorts underneath. I looked like the blob. I was like, hey, moose, and then I put you in a hot dog costume.
Starting point is 00:05:41 Oh, yeah, and then I'm in a goddamn hot dog costume, and they go, hey, bring her out. An hour, an hour goes by. I'm in the library stacks with three fans. Alexina's like, how can I help you? How can I help you, Mama? I'm like, I don't know. No one can't help me now.
Starting point is 00:06:00 Give me a chair. And literally they go, all right, bring out the hot dog. And I come out like, I can't hear anything. The hot dog costume is 100 pounds on the ears. It's so funny because we were talking about it, and I had the same reaction at first. And I was like, Amanda, you did not look that bad girl. Like, you're fine. We look at the videos.
Starting point is 00:06:24 No, I don't think you look at that. I was like, Miss Master. Ian, bring it around. I was dripping sweat. I had a Stanley Cup with snacks that Alexina had to fill up every five minutes because I was dominating. I was like, all right, let me host this.
Starting point is 00:06:43 There was no makeup that day. Oh yeah, well, I had makeup on. But I did the poop one of your days. You did. Yeah. Go back, guys. And there's one Smosh Summer Games episode where I did the poof for Miss B.
Starting point is 00:06:55 And it is. It's a wave. It's a wave. It's huge. It's frozen in time. It's humongous. It was a massive ocean Hawaiian surf wave frozen in time on top of my head. Do you mind if I do it?
Starting point is 00:07:07 Oh, I know when that was. Mademorable going. Yeah, I knew you were going to do that. Flip it around. So yeah, that was me. That was me in summer games. That was fun to go back and go. And everyone when I was pregnant, I felt like, girl, you look good.
Starting point is 00:07:20 And I was like, oh, my God, thank you. And I look back in the video, so I was like, oh. Well, there you go. Somebody get her in a bed. Never have I ever won summer games. Never won? Yeah. Well, I definitely didn't win.
Starting point is 00:07:33 I didn't either. I was not winning. Did you? No. We did it. So you have to, you won. No, Hollywood hot dogs. So you have to say it has to be something that you do.
Starting point is 00:07:44 Oh, you. What, no. No, you keep it up. You don't want to put it down. You say something you've never done. Oh, yeah, you're right. Gotcha. Gotcha, Mrs. P.
Starting point is 00:07:52 Gob smocker. Gob smocker. You've been gobsmocker. Gobsmocker. Okay, let's do. Never have I ever with a twist. Okay. Never have I ever played hues and cues.
Starting point is 00:08:02 Oh, of course I have. Best game ever. Three seconds ago. Chance goes like this in the makeup area. I'm so sorry. It's just so funny. Tell me. He goes, oh my God.
Starting point is 00:08:12 Look at this game. I'm sitting in the suspense right now. And I start filming him. The clip is so good. He goes, holy shit, Angela, look at all the colors. And they say a word. And I go, and he goes, we literally need to play this. And I was like, we've played it.
Starting point is 00:08:29 I'm so sorry. exact same thing? Yes. I want of Spencer go, Spencer, sit down. I have a game for you that you are gonna... What was it? Hughes and Hughes. It was the same game? Yeah, we literally did the same thing. And I went, we played.
Starting point is 00:08:44 Whoa. It's so good. And Angel was right there, she goes, we played it. We've done it. But now you guys got to play. I haven't played it. I haven't seen it. It's a monologue version. Oh, did you tell him? I told him. Told me what? The monologue version with Hughes. Oh, yeah. Anyway. Swash games. Okay.
Starting point is 00:08:58 Swash games. But that's not why we were here. We're here for Smosh Mouth. So I have played Hughes and Q's, yes. I have played Hughes and Q's. Okay, your turn. Never have I ever gone skydiving. Yeah, see, this is why I didn't want to go. I would, though.
Starting point is 00:09:14 I think I would. Yeah, I'm not scared of that. I would if it was $20. How much is it? Really expensive. Okay, Selena sent this one. Never have I ever farted and blamed it on someone else. I did that middle school.
Starting point is 00:09:30 I've definitely done that. So I'm saying that I've definitely done that too. Okay, so we're all out on that one. I did that middle school. And I'll own it. And it was powerful. Oh, you'll own the fart this time. Shut your fucking mouth.
Starting point is 00:09:42 Oh, my God. When are we going to play that Christian game again? We have to guys. On Smosh games, if you haven't seen it. Us three plus Arash. Girl, I played the Christian game for far too low. Yeah, honey. Until they said, you can't play with us anymore.
Starting point is 00:09:59 Yeah, honey. I said, okay, fair. Fair, fair, fair. You got me. You got me. We played, I don't even remember what the Christian name was called. I actually was like, when the church outed me, I actually was like, what? I am not. Like, I'm playing it up.
Starting point is 00:10:14 You got to be fucking kidding. They were like your lifestyle choices and I wasn't out yet. So I was like your lifestyle choices don't match with like our values. Yeah. And I was like, what are you talking about? Have you heard of the church? You were like literally, what are you saying? Yeah.
Starting point is 00:10:29 Did the priest like sit you down? It was over the phone and it was not my church that I grew up going to. It was the church that I was a counselor at and I just got hired onto the central staff. This makes me so mad. Like, why is it their business? Right. So they said you didn't, what, align with? The values.
Starting point is 00:10:48 What are the values? We can't get into that. Okay, great. And that I'll say no. Aw. You can talk about Christianity. Go for it. Yes.
Starting point is 00:11:00 What are the values of Christianity? or one of the values of the church. Yes. Woo! Starburst dropped. Yeah. Speak on it. The values of Christianity are love one another the way you want to be loved.
Starting point is 00:11:13 Your high woman is, though. Did you hire her? Awesome. You got to give her some reviews because your hype woman is not doing favors for you at all. She goes, we don't need to talk about that. Speak on it. Acceptance, love, understanding, community. Yes.
Starting point is 00:11:31 Patience. So because you're gay, you don't have any of those things? Well, they were focused on the gay part of it. I do have all of those things, but they were like, you're gay, so you can't be Christian. Oh, God. Which is kind of counterintuitive because Jesus is like accepting of all sinners and even the most broken ones. He's like, you are enough and you are worthy. Amen.
Starting point is 00:11:57 Amen. Amen. Where is a high girl at that? So never have a hammer. Get it, girl, you served it on smash message just now. You just talked biblical. Never Ever Ever. Gop smocked.
Starting point is 00:12:08 Gop smocked. I'm gobsmocked right now. So how does that work in Never Have I ever? Been outed by the charge. Been outed by the charge. Been outed by the charge. Pop, pop, pop, been outed by the church. Pop, pop, pop, been outed by the charge.
Starting point is 00:12:27 Been outed by the charge. That's going to be a good sound. Great. Okay, okay. My turn. Yeah, definitely your turn. Oh. Let me think. Let me think.
Starting point is 00:12:40 I'm doing these off the dome, okay? Never have... Whoa. What? Okay, this is going to be vulnerable, okay? I would love it. I have a couple water bottles. One of them.
Starting point is 00:12:54 One of them I've never washed. Never have I ever washed one of my water bottles. How long have you had? I've washed a water bottle. Of course. It's like a thing. You keep it up if you... Yeah, you keep it up.
Starting point is 00:13:06 I'm saying I've left one. Why do I... She's never washed one of her water bottles ever in life. No, not what... One of my water bottles I've never washed. Ever in life. One. I've washed one of my water bottles before.
Starting point is 00:13:19 But why did I say that? Because now I have to put a finger down. I'm doing it again. I always say things you put fingers down, but you have to say things you haven't done. And then you're... I have done that, so I have to put a finger down. Right.
Starting point is 00:13:31 I'm taking that one back. That's just... But now... But now we know. An embarrassing fact. That you haven't watched. It's just one. I looked at it the other day and I went,
Starting point is 00:13:37 when have I washed you? And did it respond? Wash me. Clean me. No. Thank God. Does it smell weird? No, I literally got it a month ago.
Starting point is 00:13:49 Does it smell weird? Okay. Yeah, I got it a month ago. Okay, next. Never have I ever. Okay, never have I ever. Gone to a tattoo parlor. Boom.
Starting point is 00:14:08 I definitely have. But not, I don't have a tattoo. Did you an improv show? Could you imagine doing an improv? Wait, that would be fun. Have you done an...
Starting point is 00:14:18 No, but that would be fun. Where's the craziest place you've done an improv show? That's fun. Okay. A lot of elementary schools. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. A lot of...
Starting point is 00:14:27 For sure. Cafes. Have you guys done at a cafe? Wait, were you a story pirate? I was just... No. You're gonna bring up story pirates. Were you?
Starting point is 00:14:34 I auditioned for Story Pirate didn't get it. Oh. They said you are too big. It's how Chance and I met. And yeah. Some people think we met at UCB. We started working together UCB. You met at Story Pirates.
Starting point is 00:14:48 So I remember being stressed out about this audition and I like put my heart and soul and I think I just am a scary looking person. No, a lot of story pirates get in on their second audition. That's true. So tell me. You guys met. What I will say, it is.
Starting point is 00:15:02 It was a perfect blanket for someone who had just moved to L.A. Of like... Wait, let's explain it. So Story Pirates is a nonprofit that is now so massive, so cool. So many amazing, like, stellar comedians and actors and singers have come from there. Now they have a very successful podcast. What it is is it's a company of performers that will teach a bunch of teaching artists as well, that will go to schools, teach kids how to do creative writing.
Starting point is 00:15:31 and then these kids will write stories that then these professional actor and comedians put these stories up. So they take them and they take the text of what these children have written almost verbatim sometimes. Word for word. Even if they're like a five-year-old who can barely form sentences, they will take it as true and they will honor it
Starting point is 00:15:51 and they will put it up as a performance. In front of that kid. So like the kids will like a week before have like a writing workshop where they'll learn those tools and then the next week, the story pirates will come for like a bunch of field trips and then they'll do their writing. And some of these stories are so beautiful
Starting point is 00:16:09 and they're written by kids all over the country they could submit stories and so they have a podcast too where you can go and listen. The podcast is now one of the leading podcasts in like kids podcast because... I remember being like, this is magical. It would be what a privilege to be on this show. I will never forget.
Starting point is 00:16:26 I have like so many stories already. I do too. I will never forget the first. first time I did a story of private show where I had to sing. A lot of them are like music based too. And a little girl wrote this story about a princess who was flying.
Starting point is 00:16:40 And then she wrote like lyrics like, I'm flying, I'm flying, I'm flying, woohoo, or something like that. And I full force, like, committed. And we wrote it on piano. And then I sang this whole, I'm flying. And then what happens is they go, this story's written by someone in the third grade. And then all the third grade start freaking out. Is you? Is it?
Starting point is 00:16:58 Is you? Is it? Oh, my God. Oh, my God. And they go, she's in Miss Blah Blah Blah's class. They're like, okay, okay. And they go, please give it up for Twyla! And then she's like, oh my God! And then the kid usually cries. Yeah. And then they watch the story.
Starting point is 00:17:11 And when I saw this little girl in like L-A-U-S-D hard school system, because I grew up in it, she's in the corner of this awful auditorium that was just full of mold and bad things. She's just in the corner crying, watching me sing her. song. It was the most rewarding thing I've ever done. Yeah. That's incredible. But why did we talk about? Oh yeah, because those were improv shows basically. So there were so many improv shows where you would get it, you would also do improv games and so you would go to the schools and perform them in a
Starting point is 00:17:46 lunchroom, in a classroom, in an auditorium that is also a lunchroom. Kind of T&TL coded. Very T&TL coded. I think Conan O'Brien was a story pirate. Pat and Oswald. A lot of famous. A lot of Nauswold. So wait, when did you guys meet? So we met The week before we got on the UCB team We did a story pirate show together out in
Starting point is 00:18:09 Lake Tahoe It wasn't Lake Tahoe Some of them you would travel too Yes Those one's really fun So you guys met And then I remember like You do like two rehearsals and then you do the show
Starting point is 00:18:20 Yeah and so we were with my friend Nabil And a couple other story pirates Oh yeah that's where we she met Nabil too Crazy wild And we did that show together And then next week we got on the same UCB team, Moon Goon. Literally all within the same week. That's wild.
Starting point is 00:18:36 Crazy. Did you have to stop Story Pirates when you got on UCB? No, no. Story Pirates is like they would be like... They were like gigs. Yeah. It's gigs, yes. I bet if you audition a second time, they'd be like, hell yeah.
Starting point is 00:18:47 I don't think I'm going to. No, of course. I did not. Could you imagine if I'm like, and also... That would be the craziest thing. I'm now a story pirate. I just meant like, no, you have story pirate in you. Yeah, definitely.
Starting point is 00:18:57 I think it was early on in my... I think it was when I was when I was... also doing groundlings and everything I did was like, what's the decision, what's my choice, what's my want? It really gets you out of your head. You go taco or ice cream, I'm a taco. It helps you so much because you're like, okay, I'm too heady, I'm too brainy, get down to the brass facts, taco or ice cream.
Starting point is 00:19:20 Yeah, and you're like, I'm a scientist. I need that. And some of these kids will write the craziest stuff. Oh, my niece alone when I was visiting her, not this round, the other round, she goes, do you want to hear about the witch that visits me every night in my room? Wow. I'm not even kidding. I go, yeah?
Starting point is 00:19:37 And I talk to my sister. I go, do you know about the witch that visits her every night? And she goes, yeah, I don't know what any of that's about. And I'm like, what do you mean? What if a real witch is visiting her? And she's like, Amanda, stop. And I'm like, but kids are so connected. Like, you don't know?
Starting point is 00:19:55 And she's like, oh, yeah, she comes just to check in and make sure I'm going to bed. You ready for this, ready of this? truly wonderful the mind of a child is who's that? Is that an impression? That's, that's, um... Do it again?
Starting point is 00:20:08 That, do it again? I know his name. I don't know if it's truly wonderful. Can someone fact check me on the, on the additive? Wait, that's, what's his freaking name? In Star Wars.
Starting point is 00:20:16 Name him. Name him. Name him. Wait a second. Why can't I think of his name? Yeah, you guys, this is sad for you. This is embarrassing. Yoko, oh no.
Starting point is 00:20:24 What I'm kidding? It's Yoko Ono. It's Yoko Ono. What's his name? Again. Second lollipopop. If you're, lollipop watching. What did you do
Starting point is 00:20:32 with the other one? I ate it. Like an adult. Oh my God. Jesus. With the lollipop hanging out of your own. Jesus Christ. I ate like an adult. Okay, never have I ever. What's his name? Say his name. We're doing this thing again. You do this all the time. What do I do? What's that actor's name? What's his name?
Starting point is 00:20:50 Yeah, but he knows the answer and he's not telling me. That's what's rude. And you have to sit in that? I don't want to. You don't get a second. Fine. Let's do never have I ever. She's truly wonderful of a child. Oh, God. Whoa, whoa, whoa. This guy is old.
Starting point is 00:21:10 It's a good egg yolk stuck in your throat. Truly wonderful No. No. She's a wonderful child. Oh, God. I don't know. I'm finding something. No, don't put it back. I must like you're doing this.
Starting point is 00:21:22 I'm sticking my tongue. Not Obi-1 Canobi, and I know that. I just wanted to practice. It's not only one. out loud and go, I know it's not him. But it is another Jedi master. I know. Of course, I know.
Starting point is 00:21:38 Has Shane's mom seen this RIP thing in the pool? It's so fucked up. I actually don't know. It's probably really traumatic for her if she saw something like that. It is really traumatic for her. Funny for him. But you know what? You don't see it.
Starting point is 00:21:49 You don't see it. It's behind him. Only I get to look at it. And I'm looking at Harambe. But you can see Harambe. Yeah. Okay. What's his name?
Starting point is 00:22:01 Um, never have I ever? What? Clapped after a plane lands. I have. Really? I have. Don't look at me like that. Oh my God.
Starting point is 00:22:12 I was at Griffith Park, Griffith Observatory the other day, and everyone was so quiet watching the sunset, and it went down, and people started to clap. I was like, what? Why? What are we clapping? God.
Starting point is 00:22:25 It goes down every day. It does it every day. And they're like, yeah. And sometimes. We're grateful for it. That's so funny. It was so funny. I'm trying to think,
Starting point is 00:22:34 I would never clap on the plane lands. Did you do it like sarcastically? No. No. It was probably a bad plane ride. That's what I'm saying. It was like, you're like, you're like, you're like, well, we thought you wouldn't get there.
Starting point is 00:22:46 And you're like, you're like recording yourself. You're like, hey, you're like writing your last things. I hate turbulence. It makes me very, very overwhelmed. I love it. It gets me alive and shake shit up. I love seeing my Sprite fall. Woo!
Starting point is 00:23:01 Come on, baby. Let's dance. Bring it around. Okay, what's his name? What's his name? It doesn't matter. Okay. Never have I ever.
Starting point is 00:23:14 Oh. Something you two have done that I have never done. Yeah. Never have I ever had cottage cheese. Ew. I don't like it. But you've had it. I don't think I've had it.
Starting point is 00:23:25 You would... I've had it. Okay. Okay. Okay. And that's done. And we're done. We're done with that conversation.
Starting point is 00:23:36 I've had it. I've had it. I've had it. I've had it with you, kids. Next. You have two left? Yeah. Person who, um...
Starting point is 00:23:49 What? Person who gets out? Who wins, eats all of this? Like in Matilda, when he eats a chocolate cake. When he eats a chocolate cake, you have to eat all the candy. He needs a chocolate cake. I am going to cut you. Um, never have I either.
Starting point is 00:24:08 Baby Yoda, Yoda. Good job. God. It was Yoda? It's Yoda. God. That killed me. It was there.
Starting point is 00:24:17 Don't clap for her. And it hurt you. Clap! Clap for me! The plane has landed. Clap for me. And it's not even baby Yoda. It's just regular Yoda.
Starting point is 00:24:25 I know. I was thinking of the Mandalorian. And I was like, baby Yoda, baby Yoda. Okay, good job. Thanks. Okay. Okay. Okay. Never have I ever been dating someone over Christmas.
Starting point is 00:24:41 What do you mean? I've never been with a partner. You break up with them before you have to buy them gifts? You've been single for every single Christmas? I've never had a partner over Christmas. Who have you woken up to and cozyed up and said Merry Christmas? Me, myself, and I. I have had hookups on Christmas even Christmas.
Starting point is 00:24:59 Christmas Day. Christmas Day? You gotta get late somehow. Oh, what? Gob Smocker? There's not a lot to do in Nashville, Tennessee. So you, what do you do? Come on now.
Starting point is 00:25:12 You go come over for Christmas morning. Well, it's just like... Your hype woman is actually... My family's going to bed. My friends are like... Tell you how you get that dick on Christmas. Oh, my God. Your hype woman was supposed to go to bed a lot.
Starting point is 00:25:25 She's supposed to leave. She's fine, she's fine. Tell her how you get that candy cane dick. Tell her now. Tell her now. Is there one more Christmas reference? Tell her the gift that the three wise men bring to you. Yeah. Yeah, what do the three wise men bring to you on Christmas?
Starting point is 00:25:42 Let him talk. Lube, condoms, and a harness. Oh, that was awesome. Maybe we're on the confidence next time. Okay, so you have hookups on Christmas, but you're not ever dating anyone. No. Wow, that's wild. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:25:58 Do you want to date someone on Christmas? Yeah, of course. Of course. And you will be, maybe. Yeah. Okay, so did you guys clap and put a finger down? Okay, you clap when you play this game? Yeah, you clap so people know that you put a finger down.
Starting point is 00:26:15 I've never done that. I've never done that. Okay, wait. That's like normal rule. When you play rock paper scissors, are you guys one, two, three, or you one, two, three, shoot. Rock paper scissors, shoot. I remember, I grew up in L.A., all my cousins lived in Florida.
Starting point is 00:26:29 everywhere we played rock paper scissors this is when I think I first learned the world's big I was in elementary school and we were playing rock paper scissors and we would go one two three I go to Florida he's just jumping on
Starting point is 00:26:44 I know I'm so sorry Scott I'm trapped I'm trying You got a horsey carrots over here You are horse-coated eating a lollipop like it's a steak I love everyone's reaction
Starting point is 00:26:58 it's like it's like when people yawn but they try to hide it I really was trying to hide it you weren't trying to hide it if that was you trying to hide it that's insane wait can we talk about the gasps for a second
Starting point is 00:27:13 can we talk about me that I'm horse-coded okay so then I visited my cousin you're just kind of a question and then I played rocket versus and then they said shoot and I didn't and I went the world's big sorry I keep going oh that's really good
Starting point is 00:27:23 talking about gasps I want to talk you are horse gorg girl were you to say horse gordon you are horse gordon you are horse gordon you are horse gordon get it hey that's my horse gregion equestrian is shit horses are healing and gorgeous got them gallops and strong like I bet when you were in elementary school you're like doing the little gallops
Starting point is 00:27:45 I actually did a lot I know you remember in Monty Python when they go yes I love you guys watch my Mono Python I did we watched that movie from 20 billion years ago Yeah. Shut up. You did the... We were talking about the gasps in the room after you said that.
Starting point is 00:28:01 Yes. And I want to talk to you guys about the Emily Rose gasp. Oh. I get want to shoot block at least. Yes. Emily Rose are...
Starting point is 00:28:08 You do. You do. Sometimes if you say something sad, if you say something funny that's like a little like scary funny, like like if like I'm... She's very a joke about the wage cap.
Starting point is 00:28:19 Yeah. She'll really let you know. She'll always gasp. She's like, ooh. I honestly, she's so emotive, especially in Redisturs. When you're behind the camera,
Starting point is 00:28:27 You guys don't even know. There's a whole other show happening behind the camera. Yeah. And she... And then she said. And then she said... I think you get a gasp every T&TL when you, like, put your legs in your arms or something, and you do something weird with your body.
Starting point is 00:28:41 Hey, when you flip your legs up over your head, Chase is always putting his legs in a jacket. What do you guys feel like when you get... I love that. It's Comedy Central. And she goes, oh, this Starburst is very old. That's what I went through. I was...
Starting point is 00:28:53 I literally said that and you guys ignored me. We had to. What? So we're spring cleaning. Ew! This has no... It's a loose gummy worm in the candy pile. Wait, guys, and hear it.
Starting point is 00:29:05 Let's how hard it is. Oh, no. No. Is that a knock at the door? No, it's a gummy worm. Wait. How do you guys feel when you get a gasp? I feel good.
Starting point is 00:29:17 I'm like, yeah, you didn't see that coming, did you? Don't try to keep me, chain. We're doing spring cleaning. It's January, guys. This episode's coming out in January. We're cleaning out the old and in with the new. There's two olive garden mints. What is this?
Starting point is 00:29:33 And a tiny little green creepy baby. Okay. Whoever loses has to eat the sour warhead. What's this? I'll do it. I'll do it. There's a baby. There's a little fucking gasped. She just gasped.
Starting point is 00:29:51 Green? I have no idea. Baby. She just gasped. For the audio listeners at home, we have found a tiny green baby in the candy pile. I still can't get over the unwrapped. The loose.
Starting point is 00:30:05 The loose, goosey? Oh my God, dude. Never have I ever had a thing of candy and had people trick-or-treat at my door growing up. Oh, I'm out. Yeah, absolutely. Did you guys ever have a very rich neighborhood in your town that you were like, we got to go to the rich neighborhood?
Starting point is 00:30:24 The Kingside bars. Yes. All the time. They have the best, like, creepy things at their front door. It's the... Bukkalda. Hello. Little, little, po,
Starting point is 00:30:36 do you go up to the camera? This episode is giving staring contests. It is. Ready? And you know what? Shane's on here. Sorry, Shane. Oh, wait.
Starting point is 00:30:50 Yeah. Yeah, I can see everything and it doesn't look good. Here's my impression of Amanda as a horse. This is you during that story I tried I tried so hard not to be loud and then I was like you know what Fuck it
Starting point is 00:31:08 I'm putting our little sticks Yeah put our sticks right there If you are an audio listener I just want to If you're in the car right now Pull over Yeah pull over because you can probably skip A whole minute
Starting point is 00:31:27 Because it's just Pull over and that button on spot on that has like the 30 second skip. Yeah. Do that right here. Okay, and we're back. Okay, we're back. So I'm actually out.
Starting point is 00:31:40 Okay, here you go. I think we have to start again. And let's play hard mode. Oh, eat that. Yes. Wait, guys, this is extreme sour. Yes. She's scared.
Starting point is 00:31:50 Amanda lost, so she has to have the warhead. She's getting eaten or yeated flashback. And then who wins the second round has to eat the old worm. Yes. No. Are we starting? over here we go I'm eating the extreme sour warhead call your husband oh my god tell him goodbye god
Starting point is 00:32:12 it tastes like gasoline it tastes like baking soda what you need to see this little this little baby oh my god the tears is what you have to do it's what you have to do it's what you have to do That's what you have to do. You gotta just stick it out. How is it? It's awful.
Starting point is 00:32:36 Is it still sour? Mm-hmm. That's impressive. It's like gasoline and literally baking setup. But then the sweetness is coming in. Oh, that's good. Oh, yeah? That's good.
Starting point is 00:32:46 Oh, yeah. There we go. Oh, my God. You got through the woods. Now it's a lemon drop. Sue me. Lemon drop martini with mezcal instead of vodka. When?
Starting point is 00:32:58 Yeah. You've done it? Yes. I've never had a lemon drop martini What? You haven't? Wow It's delicious
Starting point is 00:33:06 Okay Wait, wait It's so good Because it's like smoky lemon Yes Smoky lemon Yes Burnt lemon
Starting point is 00:33:15 Mezcal with citrus Like an orange Oh like like Have you ever an espresso shot With a little orange A lot of places to do that That's really nice Yeah
Starting point is 00:33:26 Looks really nice It's really nice Okay I went Never have I ever Oh my god, a loose M&M. No. A lot of loose M&Ms. Okay.
Starting point is 00:33:39 We are cleaning this out. Never have I ever. Ew, another one. Oh, gross. Oh, this is a peanut Eminem. Never, those aren't supposed to be here. Never have I. Get that baby off your mic.
Starting point is 00:33:53 Look at the baby sitting on the mic. Look at a little butt. What? What is up with you in butts? They're so cute. You have to. Once you have a baby. You love butts are the cutest thing ever.
Starting point is 00:34:04 Once you have a baby, butts are the cutest things ever. What? Just keep going. Just drive a truck through it. Oh, I had one that I, oh, never have I ever been to book club. You've definitely been to a book club. I have.
Starting point is 00:34:21 You're a millennial white woman. You've been to a book club. Wait, wait, wait, I have and hear. You've been to a book club. Hear me out. You've definitely been to a book club. Hear me out. It was not for me.
Starting point is 00:34:32 because it wasn't my close friends. Were you picking up your cardigan? It wasn't my close friends. No, it was not for me, it wasn't my close friends. I was like, I don't want to do this. But I would do it again if it was like... If you like the book. If I like the book and the people.
Starting point is 00:34:47 So yeah. Okay, great. Okay, that was a good one. That was divisive because you went straight towards it. Yeah. Never have I ever... Never have I ever thrown up on someone. On someone?
Starting point is 00:35:01 That's spoken by a mother who was just thrown up at 4 a.m. I get thrown up on every day. I'm like, wait, your baby threw up on me. Oh my God, you're so right. But that's not you throwing. Oh, I have to throw up on. You have to throw up on the baby.
Starting point is 00:35:14 Yeah, my baby did throw up on the. I've gotten near. But I don't think it would hit me. The body. You know what I mean? Like, I like, have you? Well, um, no. Why are you giggling?
Starting point is 00:35:34 I want to say no. He wants to say no I've never seen your face He wants to say because he doesn't want to reveal it Did I ever tell you guys once that I saw A drunk woman at Mohawk Bend Run from the back room to the front And throw up on the back of someone's head
Starting point is 00:35:50 Yes I've heard the story on the back Can you imagine? No You're eating? No no no no no Amanda no no no You actually can't talk about it Okay
Starting point is 00:36:02 I'm done here If you're eating food it's like what were you eating and now it's like once I was in truth I just go I actually I would rather do so many things that are awful clam chowder in front of you
Starting point is 00:36:17 and then we don't serve clam chowder there so a big burger it's closed onion jam no it's there big greasy juicy burger they were probably eating fries
Starting point is 00:36:30 or pizza that's disgusting all right anyways is Mulhawk been still open Never have I ever owned AirPods. Put them down, girls. What do you say? Never have I ever owned AirPods.
Starting point is 00:36:42 You're still rocking the connected. Oof. That's insane. I've never, ever in my life been like, let me make the change. Why? Because there's literally no need. There is so much need.
Starting point is 00:36:55 It changes your life. You don't need to carry your phone. I always have a pocket. Oh, no, yeah. I guess that would change my life. It would change. I literally the other day was trying to wash the dishes
Starting point is 00:37:06 I was trying to listen to a podcast and I put it next to the sink. And it got wet. And it got wet and you're connected. How can you move? You need AirPods. Just get some AirPods, girl. Yeah, just buy them for Christmas for yourself. Yeah, but put your fucking fingers down.
Starting point is 00:37:18 I already dead. It's looking pretty bleak. It's looking like you're about to eat the old worm. I'm not eating the worm. You're eating the worm. You're eating old worm. Guys, I already ate the warhead. I'm not eating the old worm.
Starting point is 00:37:28 I'm not. I'm not eating old worm. Great. Horse girl eat old worm. I can't wait for the fan art of me as a horse girl. Eating an old worm at a book club. Horse girl eat old worm book club. Horse girl eat old worm book club porn.
Starting point is 00:37:44 You got... What? Horse girl eat old worm book club porn. Wait. Gorn. Corn. Okay, I went. You're doing.
Starting point is 00:37:54 Horse girl eat bold bookworm, corn. You're done. Your turn. I really shut them down. Wow. Never have I ever. Shit. I think you have.
Starting point is 00:38:09 I'll say this while we're waiting. What's the deal with flavoring candy lemonade? That's not a candy flavor. Good. Very good. That's not a candy flavor. That was fun. That was fun to watch all that.
Starting point is 00:38:25 That's not a candy flavor. That's a flavor of a drink. I kind of agree with you. Like, oh, lollipop flavor iced tea. No. Never have I ever had a cat. Never. Never.
Starting point is 00:38:39 Even as a child. Call your mom. What? Get her to back that up. No. He was going to. I don't have my phone. Because I'm a good actor who doesn't bring it to sat.
Starting point is 00:38:53 That's right. Now I can only think of your mom in the Jolly Ranch or vodka. Yeah. That's sick. Does she make martinis out of it? What does she do? Like a mixed drink? Just in soda.
Starting point is 00:39:03 Yeah, soda water and ice. Because it's already so sweet. Of course. So sweet. Oh, wait, you're throwing the Jolly Rock Ranchers in the drink? That is the, it's ice, soda water, Jolly Rancher Rans. She puts Jolly Ranchers in vodka and lets them like distill. They disinigrant. So I thought
Starting point is 00:39:19 she put vodka on top of Jolly Ranchers, and then you would eat the Jolly Ranchers. And then I was legit going to ask you, would you get a buzz out of that? No, no, no. You put the Jolly Ranchers into a big thing of vodka, and then they dissolve. They like melt. Do you know you can do that with almost all vodka? You can do like camamil tea if you wanted camamil flavored vodka. That's incredible.
Starting point is 00:39:40 You don't actually want to have chamomile tea. I think that sounds so good. No, I did camamil tequila and it was freaking delicious. I would do camomile and vodka and I would... Honestly, after musicals sometimes, I would have in my throat coat put a little whiskey. Sure. Whoa, get it. Get it, girl. You're bad. You're bad. Laffy Taffy. You switch to Laffy Taffy? Yeah. Guys, we're in a rough spot.
Starting point is 00:40:04 I was just going to say something. I have two left. Okay. You're going to eat the old worm. I'm not eating the worm. Old worm. Horse girl eat old worm. No, no.
Starting point is 00:40:17 Okay. So you just did? I did cavity. Okay. Oh, I've had a cavity. Same. Okay. I already put one down.
Starting point is 00:40:26 Never have I ever. It's hard to think of things you haven't done. I know. It's just things you haven't done. I know. things do you have that's why you always want to like do the opposite i slacked you some more if you want to if you want to cheat if you want to cheat gosh this this candy's making me sick stop eating it no i got to keep going i've done a lot of these things though never have it ever
Starting point is 00:40:54 clog someone's toilet and then lie about it i definitely have done that but i'll definitely i don't think i've even clogged the toilet before no my god God, you are so... With the massive dumps you take, you're definitely... You wipe your mouth out with soap. I don't like Olaf. I don't, don't talk. Oh, have we talked about this?
Starting point is 00:41:18 Chance, during the karaoke stream, told everyone that Angela wants to sing Olaf songs. In summer. And that's so damaging to me. It's like my internet footprint is already just drenched in bullshit. It is actually very damaging to you. I don't think it actually can get worse than you wanting to sing Olaf songs. Because we send each other our fan art.
Starting point is 00:41:43 Woo! Yours is. Yours is. Yours is. Yours is very interesting. Your hair always looks a little, just like a little too short. It just keeps flip out. But I was going to say, I've never clogged a toilet because sparkles don't really clogged a toilet.
Starting point is 00:41:59 And I poop sparkles. Oh, my God. I just did more damage by saying that. I poop, sparkles and music notes. Sorry, look it up. That was awful. Yeah, it really was. So it's your turn.
Starting point is 00:42:14 Yeah, now it's your turn. You got to keep talking. This place is going to fucking ruin me from the inside of out. It already has, girl. I can't even get through a sentence without kind of like spiking the camera and saying something stoop. Cut that. Okay, never have I ever. Oh, this is one.
Starting point is 00:42:34 You guys, I smell bad. Oh my god I forgot to put on deodorant That feeling sucks so bad When you get to the end of the day And you hug a bunch of people And you go Oh my god
Starting point is 00:42:44 No one touch me All right I'm sure anyone was going to Were you guys headed there Were you guys headed there? Are you guys headed there? Never have I ever Had Google Chrome
Starting point is 00:42:58 As my preferred browser That's insane That's so dumb Of course I have Of course It's the best It's the best one. I like Safari.
Starting point is 00:43:08 What? You're insane for that. I'm a traveler. You have wired headphones and you like Safari. Safari. And you call me chronically offline. I'm done. You love Olaf, have wired headphones.
Starting point is 00:43:19 And you farted during that Christian game. Hey. Hey, do not touch my set like that. No, you, it's... Do you know the Lord about the plants? I think you missed it. What? Oh, they've been...
Starting point is 00:43:33 It's been an HR... So, Mayor. Okay. So. And you should have heard about the show in Chicago, too. I just want to say really quickly, they're right here, right? Yeah. So if you're an audio listener.
Starting point is 00:43:44 We have these people on. On Smosh games. These, these guys. The plants? Yeah. Don't look at them directly because I said. The plants. Chance and I, like, had huge mediation session.
Starting point is 00:43:55 What happened with them? They just like, it's... The attitude? Yes. That comes in. Yeah. From these two? Yeah.
Starting point is 00:44:05 Has been really... They'll swing at you. They don't care. They don't care. You just meant... And they'll swing at you. If you're not careful, your sweet little sweetheart little girl's stuff
Starting point is 00:44:18 will be playing flip seven. And one of these fuckers will come in. Take your wallet, take your keys, swing at you. How do they drive when they take your keys? They were... Okay, so I did an interview with the K-pop demon hunters on Smoshalike.
Starting point is 00:44:33 This is when it all started. They were so... unprofessional on set. Like the plants were. Yes. You could see in the video. They traveled in the video. Yes.
Starting point is 00:44:44 And some people are picking up on, I also want to, I want to shout out the people on Smosh Reddit that are bringing up. Yeah. They're talking about. Yeah. They're on Discord servers. They're just kind of being like, the plants have their own Discord servers. I have such a problem with some of the people in the videos.
Starting point is 00:44:57 They'll name you by name. They'll name you by name. Well, here's what's weird. They've never done anything harmful to me. Yet. Yet, Girlie Pop. yet so what do I need to do
Starting point is 00:45:09 to watch out for these I mean I just like to I like to establish boundaries yes I was about to say the same thing so like this one I mean the one on the yeah the one on the right is really the one The other one's got a right hook that I'll fucking
Starting point is 00:45:23 I'll take you out So what do they do with your keys and wallet When they take them Well their plants they don't need keys in wallet In all seriousness In all seriousness we kind of just beat them up now randomly in the middle of videos I've seen you guys do that
Starting point is 00:45:35 So I'm kind of wondering if maybe it's just payback for you guys. What? Say it again. Say that shit again. Come on. Okay. What's good? That's really rich.
Starting point is 00:45:47 Uh-huh. I'm sure you did. That's really rich. Literally, that's like a... Audio listeners. Massive HR violation. Again, if you guys want to hit the 30 second thing and you want to skip, you absolutely can. Chance and Angela.
Starting point is 00:46:05 having issues with the plants on the set. I don't have an issue. I don't have an issue. It's just like it wouldn't be an issue if you just respected me and valued me. You know what I mean? Literally. My God. Sometimes I'll like, like I'm even like I'm getting heated up, right?
Starting point is 00:46:21 And it's like they're getting help. Right? Like they're getting more and more. Right? And so we haven't solved this and yet now we got more. And right? And it's like, huh. Look at this one.
Starting point is 00:46:33 Yeah. Oh, I saw her. And I don't trust that one. As far as I can fucking throw her. Look it. She's sweet. She's never done anything to me. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:46:42 You guys are causing so much chaos on my set. It's so crazy. But that little fake succulent on the Reddit stage? Yeah. That bitch is a whore. That bitch is such a whore. Sometimes I'm like, I can't focus. Sorry.
Starting point is 00:47:02 I actually haven't talked to that one. Was she the one where we were doing the Hidden Chocolate Challenge? and we all were like, here's the fake one. Oh, that's why. I actually do agree with you on that. Remember when we did the Hidden Chocolate Challenge? Yeah, I found all the chocolate. It was very clear which ones were chocolate.
Starting point is 00:47:18 God. I actually think, like, what's your favorite Smosh video ever? I think that you've been in. I think that one might be like up there for me because us three, we were there all day. Yeah, we were there all day. We were there all day. And we had no idea what was happening.
Starting point is 00:47:33 And we were like sitting on this couch. three episodes of Grip Guys in one day. Yeah, Grip Guys was in one day. Chocolate Challenge was the whole day. SputHat was made in an afternoon. Meanwhile, chocolate challenge was from 8 to 8. And we were kept in a room in secret, not allowed to talk to each other about what's happening in the other room.
Starting point is 00:47:58 Every fifth episode you've seen was filmed in 15 minutes. But some of those long... Like hide and seeks? Take three days. That's hide and seek. This is Hidden Chocolate Challenge. It took the whole day. And we had to go back and forth.
Starting point is 00:48:17 And they were like, they're like, chance. Love this right now. Oh, my God. Don't. Seriously. Not the time. Guys, leave my plants. I don't know what I'm looking for.
Starting point is 00:48:34 I don't like anything here. I don't like the candy. I don't like the candy. here. Okay, how many do you have left? I have three. I have one. Okay. I have, I don't remember. I think I have one. Anyone eat crackle? What the fuck is crackle? Oh, you eat crackle? Do you want one? Yeah. I don't think I've ever What the hell was that? So sorry. So sorry. I was a horse girl throw. Oh, did you're going to call me horse girl through. You better say it right. Horse girl. You know what, Scott? I bet you changed our mic packs like four times the batteries during hidden chocolate mic down. I think you shut up both of your mics.
Starting point is 00:49:08 Chocolate Mic Challenge. Yeah, one of us has one of us you can't hear the audio because it's a chocolate mic. Wait, I want to do Hidden Chocolate Challenge again. Me too. You got a Heath Bar? I got a Heath Bar. You know what candy I love that people don't give enough respect to is 100 grand. I don't know what is in that.
Starting point is 00:49:33 A peanuts? I don't know what is that. It's like caramel and something. I say take five. I know it's a newer candy bar But they're so good I say it's like kind of old Take 5 is so good
Starting point is 00:49:46 It's pretty recent Fast breaks Can we look at When was take 5? Oh my God I feel like it Am I crazy I feel like it's in the past 20 years
Starting point is 00:49:54 Honey you are not crazy Outed from the church Never have I ever Enjoyed a Snickers What? I've never I've definitely enjoyed us Wait
Starting point is 00:50:05 The king size ones Have you enjoyed a Snickers Ice Cream bar? Oh hell yeah My Vovah had Snickers ice cream bars You're what? My grandma
Starting point is 00:50:13 Bava's Portuguese for grandma. We only call her Bava. Vava? Bava. So go back to... So Snickers, ice cream bar. Have you ever had... Yes.
Starting point is 00:50:24 Twix, the Twix ones are good, too. Oh, I haven't had them. Angela, it's going to blow up your world. It's going to blow up my world. Sorry. In a good way. Okay. I'm trying to look when Take 5 came.
Starting point is 00:50:36 What is it? Take 5 origin? 2005. 2005. Type. Year. Yeah. Guys, I love this.
Starting point is 00:50:44 This is so much fun. I know. Once last time we did this. Remember that time we went to lunch? Oh, yeah, that was fun. And Angela hid in the bush and called it a prank. God, you guys. And then told the story, I think, here for a long time.
Starting point is 00:50:57 It was rough. More olive cardin. Woo! Do you have a year? No. I don't think anyone really cares about what year. I got it. Do you have a guess for when the Take Five candy bar came out?
Starting point is 00:51:10 2002. Angela, do you have a guess? 1996 what I don't know I even made a guess 2004 oh okay wait we have to play a game that I'm obsessed
Starting point is 00:51:25 with what ready I'm gonna give you a year you have to guess who was the sexiest man alive that year okay okay okay Jonathan Bailey was this year ready I play this last night it's so much fun I love it
Starting point is 00:51:40 okay the year is 2012 Ryan Gosling Good guess not the one Ryan Reynolds keep going but those are good guesses I think they've been it
Starting point is 00:51:53 Are they good guesses? Is that like around I can't remember what came out in 2012 2012 Let's go with Bradley Cooper How old was I in 2012
Starting point is 00:52:07 I don't remember It was Channing Tatum Fuck That sounds late for him Wait, is that one step up came out? No, way before that. 2020, I'm not going to be good at this game.
Starting point is 00:52:20 Oh, um... Oh, this one's good. Michael B. Jordan. How'd you know that? I just guessed. Because Black Panther, Planther came out. Whoa. Black Planta.
Starting point is 00:52:30 Guys, what is happening? That was awesome. Thanks. Okay. Do some more. I'm not going to do well. 2019. The year before Michael B. Jordan.
Starting point is 00:52:41 This one is surprising to me. Because it's late or... This is a singer. Adam Levine. Fuck. This is a singer? He would never get that. And he has to know that.
Starting point is 00:52:55 Sean Mendes? Huh? Sean Vendez? No. I feel like... A singer? Really hot. Harry Stiles?
Starting point is 00:53:04 No. But kind of like a husband. He's kind of a husband? He is. He's a husband. I'm your husband. He's a husband. Um, Jason Aldine.
Starting point is 00:53:17 What? John Legend. Oh. Oh. All of me. Okay. I don't think he's that hot. I don't either.
Starting point is 00:53:26 Michael B. Jordan, I was like, yeah, that makes sense. Can I be honest? John Legend's a little cringe to me. He seems like a little too like, but at the time. He seems nice. At that time, you guys, he was like a big deal. Yeah, no, he was a big deal. He was on a big deal.
Starting point is 00:53:38 He was on. Talented. Him and his piano. could get it, you know what I'm saying? 2010. Okay. You've already said him. Ryan Gosling.
Starting point is 00:53:49 No. Ryan Reynolds. Ryan Reynolds. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Whoa, 2010. That's a long time ago. Do we like Ryan Reynolds now again? I think.
Starting point is 00:53:59 I was like him, but after all that stuff. Interesting. Interthing. Okay. Okay. Everything. What's in the thing? What is happening?
Starting point is 00:54:09 What is happening? Do law. Jude law Jude law 2004 The holiday What year were you born? Let's look up
Starting point is 00:54:16 The sexiest man alive That's what it is The year you were born That year's sexiest man alive Is your ultimate daddy Okay Okay Okay
Starting point is 00:54:24 Okay Okay Okay Yeah just Just 10 years earlier Babe Yes sweetie Cute-Cye
Starting point is 00:54:31 1989 88 What just happened Is it Michael Bolton Okay Your Ultimate 1988.
Starting point is 00:54:42 Okay, thank you. Yeah, I got it. He's like, Paul Newman. Yeah. Robert Redford. Yours is wild. This is your ultimate daddy. Who is it?
Starting point is 00:54:52 Okay. J.F.K. Okay. Not a bad one. John F. Kennedy? He's hot. He's hot. What?
Starting point is 00:55:00 Junior. Oh, junior. Okay, thank you. Thank you, Selena. It's JFK Jr. Can I see... What is JFK Jr? Yeah, can I see a picture?
Starting point is 00:55:09 That's how fun is that. God, never felt more old in my life. He kind of looks like that guy from Love Actually. Oh, he's the guy who died on the plane with his hot wife blonde. Oh, hot wife blonde. Was that also an insensual? What year were you born? I don't think so.
Starting point is 00:55:23 Um, 1999. Fine. No, no, that's good. For you. No, no. I'm totally fine with that. It's just like... Are you ready for your ultimate daddy?
Starting point is 00:55:33 Who is my ultimate daddy? Richard Geer. Oh, I love! What the hell? you need to die and go to hell out of from the church out of from a podcast bitch you don't
Starting point is 00:55:48 Amanda's outing me live on this podcast right now first of all he's in the closet second of all he's not I can't believe you just out of me on this podcast you know who you sound like who no you sound like them
Starting point is 00:56:03 you were siding with them earlier and now you sound like them now you sound like them They're a part of me. Wait, do you really not know who Richard Gere is? No idea. Oh, that's gonna rock for a world. My best friend's wedding?
Starting point is 00:56:15 Pretty woman? Pretty woman is, he's the main guy in Pretty Woman. Yeah, yes. I've seen clips from it. Clips? What is big mistake? Is that pretty old? I don't want to kill you.
Starting point is 00:56:26 Please do not do that. Fine. Well, no one's gonna look up mine, but if anyone at home is interested, 1993 was when I was born, and that year, for some reason, they did sexiest couple alive. and it was Richard Gere and Cindy Crawford. Oh my God! Oh my god, you guys have the same daddy! You're Cindy Crawford and I'm Richard Gere.
Starting point is 00:56:45 You just learned you guys. Yeah, you know who Richard Gere is. Oh my God! That's so fun. Wait, you've missed out on so many, like, classics. Okay, and you don't know who Yoda is, so grow up. I do know who Yoda is. Girls, girls, girls, girls.
Starting point is 00:56:59 I know who Yoda is. You don't know who Rombie is. Who? Isn't that fun, that fun game? Why aren't we doing it? Sessiest woman alive. Because we don't objectify women like that, Angela.
Starting point is 00:57:12 Why don't we do sexiest man alive and smartest woman alive every year? That's awesome. I love that. Who would you vote as the smartest woman alive this year? This year, I would say, Greta... I knew you were going to say Greta Gerwig. Not Gerwig. No. Oh, Greta...
Starting point is 00:57:29 Thurnberg. Thurneberg. I knew you were going to say that. That Milky Way looks like it's as old as Richard Gehr. You do not want that. Never have I ever. I was about to eat it just fine. Are you guys still in?
Starting point is 00:57:45 I'm, of course I'm in. I'm not eating that nasty nasty. Never have I ever seen a Richard Geer movie. That sucked. Wait, that's so stupid. It's not my turn. It's not my turn. The Wern.
Starting point is 00:57:57 You still thinking... This is unacceptable. I can't speak. You have to eat the worm. No, it's not his turn. Okay. It's not my turn. Okay, it's your turn.
Starting point is 00:58:09 Well, don't do the richer gear one. Okay. Never have I ever. You're just jealous because I have the green baby right now. What are you doing with him? Making him straddle my mic. Great. Guys, we lost them.
Starting point is 00:58:24 Everyone that's listening turned it off. They did. So it's just us. They lost them. Now it's just us. Time code where you left. It's kind of quiet in here. It's kind of quiet in here.
Starting point is 00:58:33 Never have I ever. You have a whole list of them in front of you and you can't even come up with one. I've done them all. You have? Yes. You've done everything. You've had every job and you've done everything.
Starting point is 00:58:45 I'm from Boston. I work there once. Are you lying? Let us come back on as you guys again. I really want to do another Shane and Amanda episode. Wait, do you guys want another Shane and Amanda? Yes, please. I think we should do it once a year like a colonoscopy.
Starting point is 00:59:01 That's awesome. You do a colonoscopy every year? I don't. Angela? Angela, how often do you get a colonoscopy? Okay, never have I ever had a colonoscopy? Neither have I. Yeah, neither have I.
Starting point is 00:59:18 Because you don't do it every year. Let's do it every year like a colonoscopy. You know? We got Scott today. Scott Giggles. We're getting quality, Scott Giggle. Put that back on my table. I'm laying down.
Starting point is 00:59:35 I'll show you something. Smosh mouth has never seen. Scott, these dolls. These jokes. Scott, tell her she can't do it. Scott? I won't do it, yeah. In all seriousness,
Starting point is 00:59:47 I think I'm gonna get in trouble for yesterday's karaoke live stream for jiggle jam. I was kind of sort of telling the camera crew what to do the whole time. I went, lights! And I went, roaming now. You said lights.
Starting point is 00:59:58 But multiple times. Well, yeah, but you said the lights won once. And then I went, can we get mood lighting again? I just like the whole time was like calling cues. using cues Jenks
Starting point is 01:00:11 Never You're supposed to go one, two, three and then say a color at the same time Jinks? Yeah, the three blue Okay, we both lost Done with that Do you guys remember
Starting point is 01:00:21 What Jinks Yomiya Soda was from? People No, but I remember No, but it was from Jenks from Teen Titans No, but hold on, hold on Did you guys have that growing up? Jinks Yomiya Soda?
Starting point is 01:00:31 Yeah, but I only did the one, two, three color thing So you didn't have Jinks Yomiya Soda? I heard, I had her heard of it. I remember brick, wild waterfall, girl, you think you know it, all you don't. And I do. So boom with that poof with that. Poof. It was
Starting point is 01:00:47 boom with that attitude. Peace punch. Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. We're getting various. We're getting various. We're getting very. This is how I know there are different timelines going on. We have merged from different timelines and we're here. Okay. Ready? Let's start from the beginning. I just start. Boom with your. Wait.
Starting point is 01:01:05 Booth being attitude. Girl you think... Girl, you think you know it all. You don't. Okay. You know it all got it off. Okay. Girl, you think you know it all, but you don't.
Starting point is 01:01:14 And I do. So boom with that attitude. Peace punch, Captain Crunch, I got something you can't touch. Bang, bang, chew, chain, wind me up, I'll do that thing. Now Reese's pieces. Seven up. You mess with me. I fuck you up.
Starting point is 01:01:25 Okay, my... I'm not heard that one. Girl, you think you know it all you don't. I do. So, poof with that attitude. Elbow, elbow, fist, fist. Shut your mouth and talk to this. Reese's Pieces
Starting point is 01:01:37 Cat girl you need a tick-tack Wait this is crazy how different they are I love that one I love that I like that one too What's yours? So I never had this growing up but my niece Literally did this two weeks ago Whoa what did she's six what is hers what is hers You can't remember it
Starting point is 01:01:54 It was totally different There was no Reese's pieces at all Do you guys have one? It was boom with that attitude Something or something like I'm worthy or like I'm worth it Huh I can't believe how different Mine is. There was no Reese's pieces or anything like that.
Starting point is 01:02:09 But I like that. Peace punch, girl. How does it start? How does it start again? Ours was... Brick wall, waterfall. Girl, you think you got it all, but you don't. And I do.
Starting point is 01:02:20 So boom with that attitude. Peace punch, Captain Crunch. I got something you can't touch. Bang, bang, chew, train. Wind me up, I'll do my thing. Yo, Reese's pieces, seven. Oh, yeah. This is crazy.
Starting point is 01:02:30 This is crazy. Cat. Girl, you need a tick, tech. Not one, not two, but the whole dang six pack. See, I like that. that one. Wait, these are crazy and what are these? Guys, if you're, this is, I feel like we just
Starting point is 01:02:42 like hit like a huge cultural moment. Well, I think it's wild that my six-year-old niece just did it two weeks ago. But also, what are they? There's spells that we pass down through generations. They're spells. And with that, we put a spell on you. We put a spell on you. And you guys, we're out of time. We're out of time. I can't believe it.
Starting point is 01:03:00 If you made it to the end, we got to sell merch that says, I made it to the end of that one never have I ever episode of Smoshmouth. No one ate the worm No one is going to eat the worm And that's okay Because Chance put his little fingers all over it And pretended it was the dune worm
Starting point is 01:03:15 And so that's why we're not gonna eat it I hope you guys enjoyed Never Have I Ever My fingers aren't little big Wait I think we should make that merch What? Boom? No With your attitude It's I survived that one episode
Starting point is 01:03:28 I never have I ever smoshed mouth with Amanda Chance and Angela And all I got was this lousy t-shirt And no one ate the old worm Done I like it. I like that merch. And then on the back it says
Starting point is 01:03:38 Horse Girl Eat Over. No! And then under it goes porn. Love you guys. Thanks for having us, Amanda. Love you guys. Hey guys, thanks so much for being here. I'm really glad you guys
Starting point is 01:03:49 hung out. You guys gonna sleep over or? No. We both have shows tonight. We have to throw this away. Oh. Bye. Bye.
Starting point is 01:03:58 Love you.

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