Smosh Mouth - #127 - Never Have I Ever w/ Angela & Chanse
Episode Date: January 19, 2026I survived that one episode of NHIE Smosh Mouth with Amanda, Chanse, and Angela and all I got was this lousy T-shirt (and no one ate the old worm)PODCAST:https://bit.ly/SmoshMouthSpotifyhttps://smo.s...h/SmoshMouthiHearthttps://bit.ly/SmoshMouthApple0:00 Intro6:56 Never Have I Ever…13:42 Story Pirates21:31 Back to Never Have I Ever25:38 Rules, horses, and stale candy31:06 Never Have I Ever continues42:37 Our beef with the plants (with a side of NHIE)SUBSCRIBE: https://smo.sh/Sub2SmoshCastWEAR OUR JOKES: https://smosh.comWHO YOU HEARAmanda Lehan-Canto // https://www.instagram.com/filmingamanda/Chanse McCrary // https://www.instagram.com/phatchanse/Angela Giarratana // https://www.instagram.com/angelagiovanagiarratana/WHO YOU DON’T HEAR (usually)Director: Selina GarciaEditor: Zena GreyProducer: Amanda Lehan-Canto, Shayne Topp, Selina GarciaProduction Designer: Cassie VanceArt Director: Erin Kuschner, Josie BellerbyStage Manager: Alex AguilarProp Master: Courtney Chapman, Abby SchmidtArt Coordinator: Alex MolloWardrobe Fabricator: Tayler NicholsonProp Fabricator: Luke BrauSet Dresser: Nicky TostiAudio Mixer: Scott NeffDirector of Photography: Brennan IketaniVideographer: James HullAssistant Director: Jonathan HyonExecutive Vice President of Production: Amanda BarnesSenior Production Manager: Alexcina FigueroaProduction Manager: Jonathan HyonProduction Coordinator: Zianne HooverOperations & Production Coordinator: Oliver WehlanderProduction Assistant: Caroline SmithDirector of Post Production: Luke BakerDIT/Lead AE: Matt DuranDIT/AE: Beni KimuenePost Production Coordinator: Ariana MartinezIT: Tim BakerIT & Equipment Coordinator: Lopati Ho CheeSound Editor: Gareth HirdDirector of Design: Brittany HobbsSenior Motion & Branding Designer: Christie HauckGraphic Designers: Ness Cardano, Monica RavitchDirector of Channel Operations: Lizzy JonesChannel Operations Manager: Audrey CarganillaChannel Operations Coordinator: Sabrina LiebermanDirector of Social Media: Erica NoboaSocial Creative Producer: Peter Ditzler, Tommy BoweMerchandising Manager: Mallory MyersSocial Media Manager: Kim WilbornSocial Media Coordinator: Margaux BernalesSocial Editor: Vida RobbinsBrand Partnership Manager: Chloe MaysBrand Partnerships Coordinating Producer: Liz KummerOperations Manager: Selina GarciaFinancial Operations Specialist: Natalie LewisTalent Coordinator: Danielle MosesPeople Operations Specialist: Katie FinkFront Office Assistant: Sara FaltersackCEO: Alessandra CataneseExecutive Producers: Anthony Padilla, Ian HecoxEVP of Programming: Kiana ParkerCoordinator Producer of Programming: Marcus MunguiaAssociate Producer, Special Projects: Rachel CollisExecutive Assistant: Katelyn HempsteadOTHER SMOSHES:Smosh: https://smo.sh/Sub2SmoshSmosh Pit: https://smo.sh/Sub2SmoshPitSmosh Games: https://smo.sh/Sub2SmoshGamesSmosh Alike: https://bit.ly/SubToSmoshAlikeFOLLOW US:TikTok: https://smo.sh/TikTokInstagram: https://instagram.com/smoshFacebook: https://facebook.com/smosh
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Oh, it's gonna be silly time, USA.
Silly time.
I'm putting my phone on, do not to stir.
Why don't we do this?
Before the episode starts, we all text somebody and we say, help.
No.
You respond.
That's really bad.
Now, let's text different cast members, help.
Nope.
No.
And see who responds in what way.
Damien would literally, I don't know what he actually.
He show up in like gauntlets and shit.
Yeah, a bow and arrow.
You'd be like, who needs my service?
I'm going to say help.
I'm stuck on the guy.
game stage.
I feel like
somebody is more of an axe
wielder.
Hi, welcome to Smoshmouth.
My name is Amanda
and Shane is
gone.
Oh, boy.
Girls' room.
And we have candy.
Bring it up.
Bring it up.
Whoa.
Sorry for sound.
This is an
olive garden mint.
In the Smosh Candy Bowl.
Who did that?
I got an orange starburst.
Two olive garden
This is interesting.
What?
Jolly Rancher Lollipop.
I'm nursing it right now.
You're nursing it?
My mom puts the watermelon jolly ranchers in a pitcher of vodka and let them sit for 24 hours, and then you have watermelon jolly rancher vodka.
I can't handle that.
That's actually brilliant.
Yeah.
It's probably so sweet.
It's delicious.
Is it delicious?
Yeah.
What's up, Smoshmouth Nation?
Let me hear you.
Sorry for headphones.
Listeners.
So, guys, Shane's gone.
You did what Angela did.
Remember?
Angela played a live stream with a lollipop here, and she was playing an massive, just nonstop
cruel fell out.
And it was bad.
But she didn't feel it.
She didn't feel it.
That's the issue.
You felt it like a person.
She actually didn't feel it.
We're making a mess.
Shane is gone, so I brought on the wildest duos ever.
We had Tommy Narasha.
And now we have.
Chance and Angela
What are your names?
Guys, we're going to play a little
Never Have I ever
But honestly, let's just chat for a little bit
Oh, yeah, yeah
You mean like me like chat
If you were just listening, sorry
And also we have a thing of candy
If you were a candy
If I was a candy, what would I be?
Oh, that's tricky
For you too as well
I feel like you'd be like
Something that changes
Sour Patch Kids
You'd be a sour patch kid
That's so mean
Something that changes flavors in the middle.
Yeah, sour Petschkin.
A gobsmocker?
A gobsmocker?
Say it again?
Gopsmacher?
Gave that.
Oh, no.
Oh, no.
I'm broken.
The Starbush.
I'm broken.
You do it again?
You do it again?
Hey, show it again?
Guys, we just had lunch.
It was soup day.
Which we asked.
Which we ask for, and they do it all the time, and I'm so grateful.
And I ask for Wing Day, and we still ain't get Wing Day.
We get Wing Day on Pizza Day.
That's bad wings.
That's a pizza place is making wings, not a wing place is making wings.
What's the Wing Place?
If we had Buffalo Wild Wings, I would explode.
Buffalo Wild Wings?
I wouldn't work well.
I would show up to games videos and not be myself.
Okay, so you'd be a gobsmacker.
Gob smocker.
Is it the game?
Gobstopper.
Bob stopper.
My brain doesn't work.
Have you my new nickname?
Can you keep you calling directly into the mic?
Don't do that.
Don't do that.
And Scott wants to kill you.
It's like ASMR.
Okay, if you were a candy, you already said IB.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
What would you mean?
You're like, you're like, what's that?
No, I'm not going to say something mean.
I'm going to say something nice.
Okay.
You're like something funky with, like, peanut butter.
Oh, you're like Reese's Pieces.
That's so you.
Oh my God.
Wait.
Okay.
I'm into that.
You're more like Reese's cups.
What?
Oh, you're a cup.
You're a cup.
Thanks.
I'll be a cup.
I'll be a dish.
Your character in Summer Games was Mrs. Puff, though.
Like I told you, I looked back on the videos of the summer games.
I was like, let me check this out.
I've not talked about it here.
I look rough, girl.
And I know you were not much pregnant, but girl.
You know, I was like this.
I thought you looked adorable.
What?
I was like,
I literally,
I was by the camera like this.
Do it again.
I'm Mrs. P.
Do it, run it again.
It was like 98 degrees.
My neck was attached to my elbow.
My hair was this high.
I was in a jean button down dress
with a bouncy ball underneath my body.
I had.
cute little white socks, but why?
I was wearing spandex shorts underneath.
I looked like the blob.
I was like, hey, moose,
and then I put you in a hot dog costume.
Oh, yeah, and then I'm in a goddamn hot dog costume,
and they go, hey, bring her out.
An hour, an hour goes by.
I'm in the library stacks with three fans.
Alexina's like, how can I help you?
How can I help you, Mama?
I'm like, I don't know.
No one can't help me now.
Give me a chair.
And literally they go, all right, bring out the hot dog.
And I come out like, I can't hear anything.
The hot dog costume is 100 pounds on the ears.
It's so funny because we were talking about it, and I had the same reaction at first.
And I was like, Amanda, you did not look that bad girl.
Like, you're fine.
We look at the videos.
No, I don't think you look at that.
I was like, Miss Master.
Ian, bring it around.
I was dripping sweat.
I had a Stanley Cup with snacks
that Alexina had to fill up every five minutes
because I was dominating.
I was like, all right, let me host this.
There was no makeup that day.
Oh yeah, well, I had makeup on.
But I did the poop one of your days.
You did.
Yeah.
Go back, guys.
And there's one Smosh Summer Games episode
where I did the poof for Miss B.
And it is.
It's a wave.
It's a wave.
It's huge.
It's frozen in time.
It's humongous.
It was a massive ocean Hawaiian surf wave frozen in time on top of my head.
Do you mind if I do it?
Oh, I know when that was.
Mademorable going.
Yeah, I knew you were going to do that.
Flip it around.
So yeah, that was me.
That was me in summer games.
That was fun to go back and go.
And everyone when I was pregnant, I felt like, girl, you look good.
And I was like, oh, my God, thank you.
And I look back in the video, so I was like, oh.
Well, there you go.
Somebody get her in a bed.
Never have I ever won summer games.
Never won?
Yeah.
Well, I definitely didn't win.
I didn't either.
I was not winning.
Did you?
No.
We did it.
So you have to, you won.
No, Hollywood hot dogs.
So you have to say it has to be something that you do.
Oh, you.
What, no.
No, you keep it up.
You don't want to put it down.
You say something you've never done.
Oh, yeah, you're right.
Gotcha.
Gotcha, Mrs. P.
Gob smocker.
Gob smocker.
You've been gobsmocker.
Gobsmocker.
Okay, let's do.
Never have I ever with a twist.
Okay.
Never have I ever played hues and cues.
Oh, of course I have.
Best game ever.
Three seconds ago.
Chance goes like this in the makeup area.
I'm so sorry.
It's just so funny.
Tell me.
He goes, oh my God.
Look at this game.
I'm sitting in the suspense right now.
And I start filming him.
The clip is so good.
He goes, holy shit, Angela, look at all the colors.
And they say a word.
And I go, and he goes, we literally need to play this.
And I was like, we've played it.
I'm so sorry.
exact same thing? Yes. I want
of Spencer go, Spencer,
sit down. I have a game
for you that you are gonna... What was it?
Hughes and Hughes. It was the same game?
Yeah, we literally did the same thing.
And I went, we played.
Whoa. It's so good. And Angel was right there, she goes,
we played it. We've done it.
But now you guys got to play.
I haven't played it. I haven't seen it.
It's a monologue version. Oh, did you tell him? I told him.
Told me what?
The monologue version with Hughes. Oh, yeah.
Anyway. Swash games. Okay.
Swash games. But that's not why we were here.
We're here for Smosh Mouth.
So I have played Hughes and Q's, yes.
I have played Hughes and Q's.
Okay, your turn.
Never have I ever gone skydiving.
Yeah, see, this is why I didn't want to go.
I would, though.
I think I would.
Yeah, I'm not scared of that.
I would if it was $20.
How much is it?
Really expensive.
Okay, Selena sent this one.
Never have I ever farted and blamed it on someone else.
I did that middle school.
I've definitely done that.
So I'm saying that I've definitely done that too.
Okay, so we're all out on that one.
I did that middle school.
And I'll own it.
And it was powerful.
Oh, you'll own the fart this time.
Shut your fucking mouth.
Oh, my God.
When are we going to play that Christian game again?
We have to guys.
On Smosh games, if you haven't seen it.
Us three plus Arash.
Girl, I played the Christian game for far too low.
Yeah, honey.
Until they said, you can't play with us anymore.
Yeah, honey.
I said, okay, fair.
Fair, fair, fair.
You got me. You got me.
We played, I don't even remember what the Christian name was called.
I actually was like, when the church outed me, I actually was like, what?
I am not.
Like, I'm playing it up.
You got to be fucking kidding.
They were like your lifestyle choices and I wasn't out yet.
So I was like your lifestyle choices don't match with like our values.
Yeah.
And I was like, what are you talking about?
Have you heard of the church?
You were like literally, what are you saying?
Yeah.
Did the priest like sit you down?
It was over the phone and it was not my church that I grew up going to.
It was the church that I was a counselor at and I just got hired onto the central staff.
This makes me so mad.
Like, why is it their business?
Right.
So they said you didn't, what, align with?
The values.
What are the values?
We can't get into that.
Okay, great.
And that I'll say no.
Aw.
You can talk about Christianity.
Go for it.
Yes.
What are the values of Christianity?
or one of the values of the church.
Yes.
Woo!
Starburst dropped.
Yeah.
Speak on it.
The values of Christianity are love one another the way you want to be loved.
Your high woman is, though.
Did you hire her?
Awesome.
You got to give her some reviews because your hype woman is not doing favors for you at all.
She goes, we don't need to talk about that.
Speak on it.
Acceptance, love, understanding, community.
Yes.
Patience.
So because you're gay, you don't have any of those things?
Well, they were focused on the gay part of it.
I do have all of those things, but they were like, you're gay, so you can't be Christian.
Oh, God.
Which is kind of counterintuitive because Jesus is like accepting of all sinners and even the most broken ones.
He's like, you are enough and you are worthy.
Amen.
Amen.
Amen.
Where is a high girl at that?
So never have a hammer.
Get it, girl, you served it on smash message just now.
You just talked biblical.
Never Ever Ever.
Gop smocked.
Gop smocked.
I'm gobsmocked right now.
So how does that work in Never Have I ever?
Been outed by the charge.
Been outed by the charge.
Been outed by the charge.
Pop, pop, pop, been outed by the church.
Pop, pop, pop, been outed by the charge.
Been outed by the charge.
That's going to be a good sound.
Great.
Okay, okay.
My turn.
Yeah, definitely your turn.
Oh.
Let me think. Let me think.
I'm doing these off the dome, okay?
Never have...
Whoa.
What?
Okay, this is going to be vulnerable, okay?
I would love it.
I have a couple water bottles.
One of them.
One of them I've never washed.
Never have I ever washed one of my water bottles.
How long have you had?
I've washed a water bottle.
Of course.
It's like a thing.
You keep it up if you...
Yeah, you keep it up.
I'm saying I've left one.
Why do I...
She's never washed one of her water bottles ever in life.
No, not what...
One of my water bottles I've never washed.
Ever in life.
One.
I've washed one of my water bottles before.
But why did I say that?
Because now I have to put a finger down.
I'm doing it again.
I always say things you put fingers down,
but you have to say things you haven't done.
And then you're...
I have done that, so I have to put a finger down.
Right.
I'm taking that one back.
That's just...
But now...
But now we know.
An embarrassing fact.
That you haven't watched.
It's just one.
I looked at it the other day and I went,
when have I washed you?
And did it respond?
Wash me.
Clean me.
No.
Thank God.
Does it smell weird?
No, I literally got it a month ago.
Does it smell weird?
Okay.
Yeah, I got it a month ago.
Okay, next.
Never have I ever.
Okay, never have I ever.
Gone to a tattoo parlor.
Boom.
I definitely have.
But not,
I don't have a tattoo.
Did you an improv show?
Could you imagine
doing an improv?
Wait, that would be fun.
Have you done an...
No, but that would be fun.
Where's the craziest place you've done an improv show?
That's fun.
Okay.
A lot of elementary schools.
Yeah.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
A lot of...
For sure.
Cafes.
Have you guys done at a cafe?
Wait, were you a story pirate?
I was just...
No.
You're gonna bring up story pirates.
Were you?
I auditioned for Story Pirate didn't get it.
Oh.
They said you are too big.
It's how Chance and I met.
And yeah.
Some people think we met at UCB.
We started working together UCB.
You met at Story Pirates.
So I remember being stressed out
about this audition and I like
put my heart and soul and I think I
just am a scary
looking person. No, a lot of story pirates
get in on their second audition. That's true.
So tell me. You guys met.
What I will say, it is.
It was a perfect blanket for someone who had just moved to L.A.
Of like...
Wait, let's explain it.
So Story Pirates is a nonprofit that is now so massive, so cool.
So many amazing, like, stellar comedians and actors and singers have come from there.
Now they have a very successful podcast.
What it is is it's a company of performers that will teach a bunch of teaching artists as well,
that will go to schools, teach kids how to do creative writing.
and then these kids will write stories
that then these professional actor and comedians
put these stories up.
So they take them and they take the text of what these children
have written almost verbatim sometimes.
Word for word.
Even if they're like a five-year-old who can barely form sentences,
they will take it as true and they will honor it
and they will put it up as a performance.
In front of that kid.
So like the kids will like a week before
have like a writing workshop where they'll learn those tools
and then the next week,
the story pirates will come for like a bunch of field trips
and then they'll do their writing.
And some of these stories are so beautiful
and they're written by kids all over the country
they could submit stories and so they have a podcast too
where you can go and listen.
The podcast is now one of the leading podcasts
in like kids podcast because...
I remember being like, this is magical.
It would be what a privilege to be on this show.
I will never forget.
I have like so many stories already.
I do too.
I will never forget the first.
first time I did a story of private show where I had to sing.
A lot of them are like music based too.
And a little girl
wrote this story about
a princess who was flying.
And then she wrote like lyrics like, I'm flying,
I'm flying, I'm flying, woohoo, or something like that.
And I full force, like, committed.
And we wrote it on piano.
And then I sang this whole, I'm flying.
And then what happens is they go, this story's written by
someone in the third grade. And then all the third
grade start freaking out. Is you? Is it?
Is you? Is it? Oh, my God. Oh, my God. And they go, she's
in Miss Blah Blah Blah's class.
They're like, okay, okay.
And they go, please give it up for Twyla!
And then she's like, oh my God!
And then the kid usually cries.
Yeah.
And then they watch the story.
And when I saw this little girl in like L-A-U-S-D hard school system, because I grew up in it,
she's in the corner of this awful auditorium that was just full of mold and bad things.
She's just in the corner crying, watching me sing her.
song. It was the most rewarding thing I've ever done.
Yeah. That's incredible.
But why did we talk about? Oh yeah, because those
were improv shows basically. So there were so many improv shows where you would get it,
you would also do improv games and so you would go to the schools and perform them in a
lunchroom, in a classroom, in an auditorium that is also a lunchroom.
Kind of T&TL coded. Very T&TL coded.
I think Conan O'Brien was a story pirate.
Pat and Oswald. A lot of famous. A lot of Nauswold.
So wait, when did you guys meet?
So we met
The week before we got on the UCB team
We did a story pirate show together out in
Lake Tahoe
It wasn't Lake Tahoe
Some of them you would travel too
Yes
Those one's really fun
So you guys met
And then I remember like
You do like two rehearsals and then you do the show
Yeah and so we were with my friend Nabil
And a couple other story pirates
Oh yeah that's where we she met Nabil too
Crazy wild
And we did that show together
And then next week we got on the same UCB team, Moon Goon.
Literally all within the same week.
That's wild.
Crazy.
Did you have to stop Story Pirates when you got on UCB?
No, no.
Story Pirates is like they would be like...
They were like gigs.
Yeah.
It's gigs, yes.
I bet if you audition a second time, they'd be like, hell yeah.
I don't think I'm going to.
No, of course.
I did not.
Could you imagine if I'm like, and also...
That would be the craziest thing.
I'm now a story pirate.
I just meant like, no, you have story pirate in you.
Yeah, definitely.
I think it was early on in my...
I think it was when I was when I was...
also doing groundlings and everything I did was like,
what's the decision, what's my choice, what's my want?
It really gets you out of your head.
You go taco or ice cream, I'm a taco.
It helps you so much because you're like, okay, I'm too heady,
I'm too brainy, get down to the brass facts, taco or ice cream.
Yeah, and you're like, I'm a scientist.
I need that.
And some of these kids will write the craziest stuff.
Oh, my niece alone when I was visiting her, not this round,
the other round, she goes, do you want to hear about the witch that visits me every night in my room?
Wow.
I'm not even kidding.
I go, yeah?
And I talk to my sister.
I go, do you know about the witch that visits her every night?
And she goes, yeah, I don't know what any of that's about.
And I'm like, what do you mean?
What if a real witch is visiting her?
And she's like, Amanda, stop.
And I'm like, but kids are so connected.
Like, you don't know?
And she's like, oh, yeah, she comes just to check in and make sure I'm going to bed.
You ready for this, ready of this?
truly wonderful the mind
of a child is
who's that?
Is that an impression?
That's, that's, um...
Do it again?
That, do it again?
I know his name.
I don't know if it's truly wonderful.
Can someone fact check me on the,
on the additive?
Wait, that's, what's his
freaking name?
In Star Wars.
Name him.
Name him.
Name him.
Wait a second.
Why can't I think of his name?
Yeah, you guys, this is sad for you.
This is embarrassing.
Yoko, oh no.
What I'm kidding?
It's Yoko Ono.
It's Yoko Ono.
What's his name?
Again.
Second lollipopop.
If you're,
lollipop watching. What did you do
with the other one? I ate it. Like an adult.
Oh my God. Jesus.
With the lollipop hanging out of your own. Jesus Christ.
I ate like an adult. Okay, never have I ever.
What's his name?
Say his name.
We're doing this thing again. You do this all the time.
What do I do? What's that actor's name? What's his name?
Yeah, but he knows the answer and he's not telling me. That's what's rude.
And you have to sit in that? I don't want to.
You don't get a second.
Fine. Let's do never have I ever.
She's truly wonderful
of a child. Oh, God.
Whoa, whoa, whoa. This guy
is old.
It's a good egg yolk stuck in your throat.
Truly wonderful
No.
No.
She's a wonderful child.
Oh, God. I don't know. I'm finding something.
No, don't put it back.
I must like you're doing this.
I'm sticking my tongue.
Not Obi-1 Canobi, and I know that.
I just wanted to practice.
It's not only one.
out loud and go, I know it's not him.
But it is another Jedi master.
I know.
Of course, I know.
Has Shane's mom seen this RIP thing in the pool?
It's so fucked up.
I actually don't know.
It's probably really traumatic for her if she saw something like that.
It is really traumatic for her.
Funny for him.
But you know what?
You don't see it.
You don't see it.
It's behind him.
Only I get to look at it.
And I'm looking at Harambe.
But you can see Harambe.
Yeah.
Okay.
What's his name?
Um, never have I ever?
What?
Clapped after a plane lands.
I have.
Really?
I have.
Don't look at me like that.
Oh my God.
I was at Griffith Park,
Griffith Observatory the other day,
and everyone was so quiet watching the sunset,
and it went down, and people started to clap.
I was like, what?
Why?
What are we clapping?
God.
It goes down every day.
It does it every day.
And they're like, yeah.
And sometimes.
We're grateful for it.
That's so funny.
It was so funny.
I'm trying to think,
I would never clap on the plane lands.
Did you do it like sarcastically?
No.
No.
It was probably a bad plane ride.
That's what I'm saying.
It was like, you're like, you're like, you're like,
well, we thought you wouldn't get there.
And you're like, you're like recording yourself.
You're like, hey, you're like writing your last things.
I hate turbulence.
It makes me very, very overwhelmed.
I love it.
It gets me alive and shake shit up.
I love seeing my Sprite fall.
Woo!
Come on, baby.
Let's dance.
Bring it around.
Okay, what's his name?
What's his name?
It doesn't matter.
Okay.
Never have I ever.
Oh.
Something you two have done that I have never done.
Yeah.
Never have I ever had cottage cheese.
Ew.
I don't like it.
But you've had it.
I don't think I've had it.
You would...
I've had it.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
And that's done.
And we're done.
We're done with that conversation.
I've had it.
I've had it.
I've had it.
I've had it with you, kids.
Next.
You have two left?
Yeah.
Person who, um...
What?
Person who gets out?
Who wins, eats all of this?
Like in Matilda, when he eats a chocolate cake.
When he eats a chocolate cake, you have to eat all the candy.
He needs a chocolate cake.
I am going to cut you.
Um, never have I either.
Baby Yoda, Yoda.
Good job.
God.
It was Yoda?
It's Yoda.
God.
That killed me.
It was there.
Don't clap for her.
And it hurt you.
Clap!
Clap for me!
The plane has landed.
Clap for me.
And it's not even baby Yoda.
It's just regular Yoda.
I know. I was thinking of the Mandalorian.
And I was like, baby Yoda, baby Yoda.
Okay, good job.
Thanks.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Never have I ever been dating someone over Christmas.
What do you mean?
I've never been with a partner.
You break up with them before you have to buy them gifts?
You've been single for every single Christmas?
I've never had a partner over Christmas.
Who have you woken up to and cozyed up and said Merry Christmas?
Me, myself, and I.
I have had hookups on Christmas even Christmas.
Christmas Day.
Christmas Day?
You gotta get late somehow.
Oh, what?
Gob Smocker?
There's not a lot to do in Nashville, Tennessee.
So you, what do you do?
Come on now.
You go come over for Christmas morning.
Well, it's just like...
Your hype woman is actually...
My family's going to bed.
My friends are like...
Tell you how you get that dick on Christmas.
Oh, my God.
Your hype woman was supposed to go to bed a lot.
She's supposed to leave.
She's fine, she's fine.
Tell her how you get that candy cane dick.
Tell her now. Tell her now.
Is there one more Christmas reference?
Tell her the gift that the three wise men bring to you.
Yeah.
Yeah, what do the three wise men bring to you on Christmas?
Let him talk.
Lube, condoms, and a harness.
Oh, that was awesome.
Maybe we're on the confidence next time.
Okay, so you have hookups on Christmas, but you're not ever dating anyone.
No.
Wow, that's wild.
Yeah.
Do you want to date someone on Christmas?
Yeah, of course.
Of course.
And you will be, maybe.
Yeah.
Okay, so did you guys clap and put a finger down?
Okay, you clap when you play this game?
Yeah, you clap so people know that you put a finger down.
I've never done that.
I've never done that.
Okay, wait.
That's like normal rule.
When you play rock paper scissors,
are you guys one, two, three, or you one, two, three, shoot.
Rock paper scissors, shoot.
I remember, I grew up in L.A., all my cousins lived in Florida.
everywhere we played rock paper scissors
this is when I think I first learned
the world's big
I was in elementary school
and we were playing rock paper scissors
and we would go one two three
I go to Florida
he's just jumping on
I know I'm so sorry
Scott
I'm trapped
I'm trying
You got a horsey carrots over here
You are horse-coated
eating a lollipop like it's a steak
I love everyone's reaction
it's like
it's like when people
yawn but they try to hide it
I really was trying to hide it
you weren't trying to hide it
if that was you trying to hide it
that's insane
wait can we talk about the gasps for a second
can we talk about me that I'm horse-coded
okay so then I visited my cousin
you're just kind of a question
and then I played rocket versus
and then they said shoot and I didn't
and I went the world's big
sorry I keep going
oh that's really good
talking about gasps
I want to talk
you are horse gorg girl
were you to say horse gordon
you are horse gordon you are horse gordon you are horse gordon get it
hey that's my horse gregion equestrian is shit
horses are healing and gorgeous got them gallops and strong
like I bet when you were in elementary school you're like doing the little gallops
I actually did a lot I know you remember in Monty Python when they go
yes I love you guys watch my Mono Python
I did we watched that movie from 20 billion years ago
Yeah.
Shut up.
You did the...
We were talking about the gasps in the room
after you said that.
Yes.
And I want to talk to you guys
about the Emily Rose gasp.
Oh.
I get want to shoot block
at least.
Yes.
Emily Rose are...
You do.
You do.
Sometimes if you say something sad,
if you say something funny
that's like a little
like scary funny,
like like if like I'm...
She's very a joke about the wage cap.
Yeah.
She'll really let you know.
She'll always gasp.
She's like, ooh.
I honestly,
she's so emotive,
especially in Redisturs.
When you're behind the camera,
You guys don't even know.
There's a whole other show happening behind the camera.
Yeah.
And she...
And then she said.
And then she said...
I think you get a gasp every T&TL when you, like, put your legs in your arms or something,
and you do something weird with your body.
Hey, when you flip your legs up over your head,
Chase is always putting his legs in a jacket.
What do you guys feel like when you get...
I love that.
It's Comedy Central.
And she goes, oh, this Starburst is very old.
That's what I went through.
I was...
I literally said that and you guys ignored me.
We had to.
What?
So we're spring cleaning.
Ew!
This has no...
It's a loose gummy worm in the candy pile.
Wait, guys, and hear it.
Let's how hard it is.
Oh, no.
No.
Is that a knock at the door?
No, it's a gummy worm.
Wait.
How do you guys feel when you get a gasp?
I feel good.
I'm like, yeah, you didn't see that coming, did you?
Don't try to keep me, chain.
We're doing spring cleaning.
It's January, guys.
This episode's coming out in January.
We're cleaning out the old and in with the new.
There's two olive garden mints.
What is this?
And a tiny little green creepy baby.
Okay.
Whoever loses has to eat the sour warhead.
What's this?
I'll do it. I'll do it.
There's a baby.
There's a little fucking gasped.
She just gasped.
Green?
I have no idea.
Baby.
She just gasped.
For the audio listeners at home,
we have found a tiny green baby in the candy pile.
I still can't get over the unwrapped.
The loose.
The loose, goosey?
Oh my God, dude.
Never have I ever had a thing of candy
and had people trick-or-treat at my door growing up.
Oh, I'm out.
Yeah, absolutely.
Did you guys ever have a very rich neighborhood in your town
that you were like, we got to go to the rich neighborhood?
The Kingside bars.
Yes.
All the time.
They have the best, like, creepy things at their front door.
It's the...
Bukkalda.
Hello.
Little, little, po,
do you go up to the camera?
This episode is giving staring contests.
It is.
Ready?
And you know what?
Shane's on here.
Sorry, Shane.
Oh, wait.
Yeah.
Yeah, I can see everything and it doesn't look good.
Here's my impression of Amanda as a horse.
This is you during that story
I tried
I tried so hard not to be loud
and then I was like you know what
Fuck it
I'm putting our little sticks
Yeah put our sticks right there
If you are an audio listener
I just want to
If you're in the car right now
Pull over
Yeah pull over because you can probably skip
A whole minute
Because it's just
Pull over and that button on spot on
that has like the 30 second skip.
Yeah.
Do that right here.
Okay, and we're back.
Okay, we're back.
So I'm actually out.
Okay, here you go.
I think we have to start again.
And let's play hard mode.
Oh, eat that.
Yes.
Wait, guys, this is extreme sour.
Yes.
She's scared.
Amanda lost, so she has to have the warhead.
She's getting eaten or yeated flashback.
And then who wins the second round has to eat the old worm.
Yes.
No.
Are we starting?
over here we go I'm eating the extreme sour warhead
call your husband oh my god tell him goodbye god
it tastes like gasoline it tastes like baking soda
what you need to see this little this little baby
oh my god the tears
is what you have to do it's what you have to do it's what you have to do
That's what you have to do.
You gotta just stick it out.
How is it?
It's awful.
Is it still sour?
Mm-hmm.
That's impressive.
It's like gasoline and literally baking setup.
But then the sweetness is coming in.
Oh, that's good.
Oh, yeah?
That's good.
Oh, yeah.
There we go.
Oh, my God.
You got through the woods.
Now it's a lemon drop.
Sue me.
Lemon drop martini with mezcal instead of vodka.
When?
Yeah.
You've done it?
Yes.
I've never had a lemon drop martini
What?
You haven't?
Wow
It's delicious
Okay
Wait, wait
It's so good
Because it's like smoky lemon
Yes
Smoky lemon
Yes
Burnt lemon
Mezcal with citrus
Like an orange
Oh like like
Have you ever an espresso shot
With a little orange
A lot of places to do that
That's really nice
Yeah
Looks really nice
It's really nice
Okay I went
Never have I ever
Oh my god, a loose M&M.
No.
A lot of loose M&Ms.
Okay.
We are cleaning this out.
Never have I ever.
Ew, another one.
Oh, gross.
Oh, this is a peanut Eminem.
Never, those aren't supposed to be here.
Never have I.
Get that baby off your mic.
Look at the baby sitting on the mic.
Look at a little butt.
What?
What is up with you in butts?
They're so cute.
You have to.
Once you have a baby.
You love butts are the cutest thing ever.
Once you have a baby,
butts are the cutest things ever.
What?
Just keep going.
Just drive a truck through it.
Oh, I had one that I, oh, never have I ever been to book club.
You've definitely been to a book club.
I have.
You're a millennial white woman.
You've been to a book club.
Wait, wait, wait, I have and hear.
You've been to a book club.
Hear me out.
You've definitely been to a book club.
Hear me out.
It was not for me.
because it wasn't my close friends.
Were you picking up your cardigan?
It wasn't my close friends.
No, it was not for me, it wasn't my close friends.
I was like, I don't want to do this.
But I would do it again if it was like...
If you like the book.
If I like the book and the people.
So yeah.
Okay, great.
Okay, that was a good one.
That was divisive because you went straight towards it.
Yeah.
Never have I ever...
Never have I ever thrown up on someone.
On someone?
That's spoken by a mother who was just thrown up
at 4 a.m.
I get thrown up on every day.
I'm like, wait, your baby threw up on me.
Oh my God, you're so right.
But that's not you throwing.
Oh, I have to throw up on.
You have to throw up on the baby.
Yeah, my baby did throw up on the.
I've gotten near.
But I don't think it would hit me.
The body.
You know what I mean?
Like, I like, have you?
Well, um, no.
Why are you giggling?
I want to say no.
He wants to say no
I've never seen your face
He wants to say because he doesn't want to reveal it
Did I ever tell you guys once that I saw
A drunk woman at Mohawk Bend
Run from the back room to the front
And throw up on the back of someone's head
Yes I've heard the story on the back
Can you imagine?
No
You're eating?
No no no no no
Amanda no no no
You actually can't talk about it
Okay
I'm done here
If you're eating food
it's like what were you eating and now it's like
once I was in truth
I just go
I actually
I would rather do so many things that are awful
clam chowder in front of you
and then we don't serve clam chowder there
so
a big burger
it's closed
onion jam
no it's there
big greasy juicy burger
they were probably eating fries
or pizza
that's disgusting
all right anyways
is Mulhawk been still open
Never have I ever owned AirPods.
Put them down, girls.
What do you say?
Never have I ever owned AirPods.
You're still rocking the connected.
Oof.
That's insane.
I've never, ever in my life been like,
let me make the change.
Why?
Because there's literally no need.
There is so much need.
It changes your life.
You don't need to carry your phone.
I always have a pocket.
Oh, no, yeah.
I guess that would change my life.
It would change.
I literally the other day
was trying to wash the dishes
I was trying to listen to a podcast and I put it next to the sink.
And it got wet.
And it got wet and you're connected.
How can you move?
You need AirPods.
Just get some AirPods, girl.
Yeah, just buy them for Christmas for yourself.
Yeah, but put your fucking fingers down.
I already dead.
It's looking pretty bleak.
It's looking like you're about to eat the old worm.
I'm not eating the worm.
You're eating the worm.
You're eating old worm.
Guys, I already ate the warhead.
I'm not eating the old worm.
I'm not.
I'm not eating old worm.
Great.
Horse girl eat old worm.
I can't wait for the fan art of me as a horse girl.
Eating an old worm at a book club.
Horse girl eat old worm book club.
Horse girl eat old worm book club porn.
You got...
What?
Horse girl eat old worm book club porn.
Wait.
Gorn.
Corn.
Okay, I went.
You're doing.
Horse girl eat bold bookworm, corn.
You're done.
Your turn.
I really shut them down.
Wow.
Never have I ever.
Shit.
I think you have.
I'll say this while we're waiting.
What's the deal with flavoring candy lemonade?
That's not a candy flavor.
Good.
Very good.
That's not a candy flavor.
That was fun.
That was fun to watch all that.
That's not a candy flavor.
That's a flavor of a drink.
I kind of agree with you.
Like, oh, lollipop flavor iced tea.
No.
Never have I ever had a cat.
Never.
Never.
Even as a child.
Call your mom.
What?
Get her to back that up.
No.
He was going to.
I don't have my phone.
Because I'm a good actor who doesn't bring it to sat.
That's right.
Now I can only think of your mom in the Jolly Ranch or vodka.
Yeah.
That's sick.
Does she make martinis out of it?
What does she do?
Like a mixed drink?
Just in soda.
Yeah, soda water and ice.
Because it's already so sweet.
Of course. So sweet. Oh, wait, you're throwing the
Jolly Rock Ranchers in the drink?
That is the, it's ice,
soda water, Jolly Rancher Rans. She puts Jolly Ranchers
in vodka and lets them like distill.
They disinigrant. So I thought
she put vodka on top of Jolly Ranchers, and then you would
eat the Jolly Ranchers. And then I was
legit going to ask you, would you get a buzz out of that?
No, no, no. You put the Jolly Ranchers into a big thing of vodka,
and then they dissolve. They like melt.
Do you know you can do that with almost all vodka? You can do
like camamil tea if you wanted camamil flavored vodka.
That's incredible.
You don't actually want to have
chamomile tea. I think that sounds so good. No, I did camamil
tequila and it was freaking delicious. I would do camomile
and vodka and I would... Honestly, after musicals sometimes, I would have
in my throat coat put a little whiskey.
Sure. Whoa, get it. Get it, girl.
You're bad. You're bad. Laffy Taffy. You switch to
Laffy Taffy? Yeah. Guys, we're in a rough spot.
I was just going to say something.
I have two left.
Okay.
You're going to eat the old worm.
I'm not eating the worm.
Old worm.
Horse girl eat old worm.
No, no.
Okay.
So you just did?
I did cavity.
Okay.
Oh, I've had a cavity.
Same.
Okay.
I already put one down.
Never have I ever.
It's hard to think of things you haven't done.
I know.
It's just things you haven't done.
I know.
things do you have that's why you always want to like do the opposite i slacked you some more if you want to
if you want to cheat if you want to cheat gosh this this candy's making me sick
stop eating it no i got to keep going i've done a lot of these things though never have it ever
clog someone's toilet and then lie about it i definitely have done that but i'll definitely
i don't think i've even clogged the toilet before no my god
God, you are so...
With the massive dumps you take, you're definitely...
You wipe your mouth out with soap.
I don't like Olaf.
I don't, don't talk.
Oh, have we talked about this?
Chance, during the karaoke stream,
told everyone that Angela wants to sing Olaf songs.
In summer.
And that's so damaging to me.
It's like my internet footprint is already just drenched in bullshit.
It is actually very damaging to you.
I don't think it actually can get worse than you wanting to sing Olaf songs.
Because we send each other our fan art.
Woo!
Yours is.
Yours is.
Yours is.
Yours is very interesting.
Your hair always looks a little, just like a little too short.
It just keeps flip out.
But I was going to say, I've never clogged a toilet because sparkles don't really clogged a toilet.
And I poop sparkles.
Oh, my God.
I just did more damage by saying that.
I poop, sparkles and music notes.
Sorry, look it up.
That was awful.
Yeah, it really was.
So it's your turn.
Yeah, now it's your turn.
You got to keep talking.
This place is going to fucking ruin me from the inside of out.
It already has, girl.
I can't even get through a sentence without kind of like spiking the camera and saying something stoop.
Cut that.
Okay, never have I ever.
Oh, this is one.
You guys, I smell bad.
Oh my god
I forgot to put on deodorant
That feeling sucks so bad
When you get to the end of the day
And you hug a bunch of people
And you go
Oh my god
No one touch me
All right
I'm sure anyone was going to
Were you guys headed there
Were you guys headed there?
Are you guys headed there?
Never have I ever
Had Google Chrome
As my preferred browser
That's insane
That's so dumb
Of course I have
Of course
It's the best
It's the best one.
I like Safari.
What?
You're insane for that.
I'm a traveler.
You have wired headphones and you like Safari.
Safari.
And you call me chronically offline.
I'm done.
You love Olaf, have wired headphones.
And you farted during that Christian game.
Hey.
Hey, do not touch my set like that.
No, you, it's...
Do you know the Lord about the plants?
I think you missed it.
What?
Oh, they've been...
It's been an HR...
So, Mayor.
Okay.
So.
And you should have heard about the show in Chicago, too.
I just want to say really quickly, they're right here, right?
Yeah.
So if you're an audio listener.
We have these people on.
On Smosh games.
These, these guys.
The plants?
Yeah.
Don't look at them directly because I said.
The plants.
Chance and I, like, had huge mediation session.
What happened with them?
They just like, it's...
The attitude?
Yes.
That comes in.
Yeah.
From these two?
Yeah.
Has been really...
They'll swing at you.
They don't care.
They don't care.
You just meant...
And they'll swing at you.
If you're not careful,
your sweet little sweetheart little girl's stuff
will be playing flip seven.
And one of these fuckers will come in.
Take your wallet, take your keys,
swing at you.
How do they drive when they take your keys?
They were...
Okay, so I did an interview with the K-pop demon hunters
on Smoshalike.
This is when it all started.
They were so...
unprofessional on set.
Like the plants were.
Yes.
You could see in the video.
They traveled in the video.
Yes.
And some people are picking up on, I also want to, I want to shout out the people on
Smosh Reddit that are bringing up.
Yeah.
They're talking about.
Yeah.
They're on Discord servers.
They're just kind of being like, the plants have their own Discord servers.
I have such a problem with some of the people in the videos.
They'll name you by name.
They'll name you by name.
Well, here's what's weird.
They've never done anything harmful to me.
Yet.
Yet, Girlie Pop.
yet
so what do I need to do
to watch out for these
I mean I just like to
I like to establish boundaries
yes I was about to say the same thing
so like this one I mean the one on the
yeah the one on the right is
really the one
The other one's got a right hook that I'll fucking
I'll take you out
So what do they do with your keys and wallet
When they take them
Well their plants they don't need keys in wallet
In all seriousness
In all seriousness we kind of just beat them up now
randomly in the middle of videos
I've seen you guys do that
So I'm kind of wondering if maybe it's just payback for you guys.
What?
Say it again.
Say that shit again.
Come on.
Okay.
What's good?
That's really rich.
Uh-huh.
I'm sure you did.
That's really rich.
Literally, that's like a...
Audio listeners.
Massive HR violation.
Again, if you guys want to hit the 30 second thing and you want to skip, you absolutely can.
Chance and Angela.
having issues with the plants on the set.
I don't have an issue.
I don't have an issue.
It's just like it wouldn't be an issue if you just respected me and valued me.
You know what I mean?
Literally.
My God.
Sometimes I'll like, like I'm even like I'm getting heated up, right?
And it's like they're getting help.
Right?
Like they're getting more and more.
Right?
And so we haven't solved this and yet now we got more.
And right?
And it's like, huh.
Look at this one.
Yeah.
Oh, I saw her.
And I don't trust that one.
As far as I can fucking throw her.
Look it.
She's sweet.
She's never done anything to me.
Yeah.
You guys are causing so much chaos on my set.
It's so crazy.
But that little fake succulent on the Reddit stage?
Yeah.
That bitch is a whore.
That bitch is such a whore.
Sometimes I'm like, I can't focus.
Sorry.
I actually haven't talked to that one.
Was she the one where we were doing the Hidden Chocolate Challenge?
and we all were like, here's the fake one.
Oh, that's why.
I actually do agree with you on that.
Remember when we did the Hidden Chocolate Challenge?
Yeah, I found all the chocolate.
It was very clear which ones were chocolate.
God.
I actually think, like, what's your favorite Smosh video ever?
I think that you've been in.
I think that one might be like up there for me
because us three, we were there all day.
Yeah, we were there all day.
We were there all day.
And we had no idea what was happening.
And we were like sitting on this couch.
three episodes of Grip Guys in one day.
Yeah, Grip Guys was in one day.
Chocolate Challenge was the whole day.
SputHat was made in an afternoon.
Meanwhile, chocolate challenge was from 8 to 8.
And we were kept in a room in secret,
not allowed to talk to each other about what's happening in the other room.
Every fifth episode you've seen was filmed in 15 minutes.
But some of those long...
Like hide and seeks?
Take three days.
That's hide and seek.
This is Hidden Chocolate Challenge.
It took the whole day.
And we had to go back and forth.
And they were like, they're like, chance.
Love this right now.
Oh, my God.
Don't.
Seriously.
Not the time.
Guys, leave my plants.
I don't know what I'm looking for.
I don't like anything here.
I don't like the candy.
I don't like the candy.
here. Okay, how many do you have left? I have three. I have one. Okay. I have, I don't remember. I think I have one. Anyone
eat crackle? What the fuck is crackle? Oh, you eat crackle? Do you want one? Yeah. I don't think I've ever
What the hell was that? So sorry. So sorry. I was a horse girl throw.
Oh, did you're going to call me horse girl through. You better say it right. Horse girl.
You know what, Scott? I bet you changed our mic packs like four times the batteries during hidden chocolate mic down. I think you shut up both of your mics.
Chocolate Mic Challenge.
Yeah, one of us has one of us you can't hear the audio because it's a chocolate mic.
Wait, I want to do Hidden Chocolate Challenge again.
Me too.
You got a Heath Bar?
I got a Heath Bar.
You know what candy I love that people don't give enough respect to is 100 grand.
I don't know what is in that.
A peanuts?
I don't know what is that.
It's like caramel and something.
I say take five.
I know it's a newer candy bar
But they're so good
I say it's like kind of old
Take 5 is so good
It's pretty recent
Fast breaks
Can we look at
When was take 5?
Oh my God
I feel like it
Am I crazy
I feel like it's in the past 20 years
Honey you are not crazy
Outed from the church
Never have I ever
Enjoyed a Snickers
What?
I've never
I've definitely enjoyed us
Wait
The king size ones
Have you enjoyed a Snickers
Ice Cream bar?
Oh hell yeah
My Vovah had
Snickers ice cream bars
You're what?
My grandma
Bava's Portuguese for grandma.
We only call her Bava.
Vava?
Bava.
So go back to...
So Snickers, ice cream bar.
Have you ever had...
Yes.
Twix, the Twix ones are good, too.
Oh, I haven't had them.
Angela, it's going to blow up your world.
It's going to blow up my world.
Sorry.
In a good way.
Okay.
I'm trying to look when Take 5 came.
What is it?
Take 5 origin?
2005.
2005.
Type.
Year.
Yeah.
Guys, I love this.
This is so much fun.
I know.
Once last time we did this.
Remember that time we went to lunch?
Oh, yeah, that was fun.
And Angela hid in the bush and called it a prank.
God, you guys.
And then told the story, I think, here for a long time.
It was rough.
More olive cardin.
Woo!
Do you have a year?
No.
I don't think anyone really cares about what year.
I got it.
Do you have a guess for when the Take Five candy bar came out?
2002.
Angela, do you have a guess?
1996
what
I don't know I even made a guess
2004
oh okay
wait we have to play a game that I'm obsessed
with what
ready
I'm gonna give you a year
you have to guess who
was the sexiest man alive that year
okay okay okay Jonathan Bailey was this year
ready I play this last night it's so much fun
I love it
okay the year is
2012
Ryan Gosling
Good guess not the one
Ryan Reynolds
keep going
but those are good guesses
I think they've been it
Are they good guesses?
Is that like around
I can't remember
what came out in 2012
2012
Let's go with
Bradley Cooper
How old was I in 2012
I don't remember
It was Channing Tatum
Fuck
That sounds late for him
Wait, is that one step up came out?
No, way before that.
2020,
I'm not going to be good at this game.
Oh, um...
Oh, this one's good.
Michael B. Jordan.
How'd you know that?
I just guessed.
Because Black Panther, Planther came out.
Whoa.
Black Planta.
Guys, what is happening?
That was awesome.
Thanks.
Okay.
Do some more.
I'm not going to do well.
2019.
The year before Michael B. Jordan.
This one is surprising to me.
Because it's late or...
This is a singer.
Adam Levine.
Fuck.
This is a singer?
He would never get that.
And he has to know that.
Sean Mendes?
Huh?
Sean Vendez?
No.
I feel like...
A singer?
Really hot.
Harry Stiles?
No.
But kind of like a husband.
He's kind of a husband?
He is.
He's a husband.
I'm your husband.
He's a husband.
Um, Jason Aldine.
What?
John Legend.
Oh.
Oh.
All of me.
Okay.
I don't think he's that hot.
I don't either.
Michael B. Jordan, I was like, yeah, that makes sense.
Can I be honest?
John Legend's a little cringe to me.
He seems like a little too like, but at the time.
He seems nice.
At that time, you guys, he was like a big deal.
Yeah, no, he was a big deal.
He was on a big deal.
He was on.
Talented.
Him and his piano.
could get it, you know what I'm saying?
2010.
Okay.
You've already said him.
Ryan Gosling.
No.
Ryan Reynolds.
Ryan Reynolds.
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Whoa, 2010.
That's a long time ago.
Do we like Ryan Reynolds now again?
I think.
I was like him, but after all that stuff.
Interesting.
Interthing.
Okay.
Okay.
Everything.
What's in the thing?
What is happening?
What is happening?
Do law.
Jude law
Jude law
2004
The holiday
What year were you born?
Let's look up
The sexiest man alive
That's what it is
The year you were born
That year's sexiest man alive
Is your ultimate daddy
Okay
Okay
Okay
Okay
Okay
Okay
Yeah just
Just 10 years earlier
Babe
Yes sweetie
Cute-Cye
1989
88
What just happened
Is it Michael Bolton
Okay
Your
Ultimate
1988.
Okay, thank you.
Yeah, I got it.
He's like, Paul Newman.
Yeah.
Robert Redford.
Yours is wild.
This is your ultimate daddy.
Who is it?
Okay.
J.F.K.
Okay.
Not a bad one.
John F. Kennedy?
He's hot.
He's hot.
What?
Junior.
Oh, junior.
Okay, thank you.
Thank you, Selena.
It's JFK Jr.
Can I see...
What is JFK Jr?
Yeah, can I see a picture?
That's how fun is that.
God, never felt more old in my life.
He kind of looks like that guy from Love Actually.
Oh, he's the guy who died on the plane with his hot wife blonde.
Oh, hot wife blonde.
Was that also an insensual?
What year were you born?
I don't think so.
Um, 1999.
Fine.
No, no, that's good.
For you.
No, no.
I'm totally fine with that.
It's just like...
Are you ready for your ultimate daddy?
Who is my ultimate daddy?
Richard Geer.
Oh, I love!
What the hell?
you need to die and go to hell
out of from the church out of from a podcast
bitch
you don't
Amanda's outing me live on this podcast right now
first of all he's in the closet
second of all he's not
I can't believe you just out of me on this podcast
you know who you sound like
who
no
you sound like them
you were siding with them earlier
and now you sound like them
now you sound like them
They're a part of me.
Wait, do you really not know who Richard Gere is?
No idea.
Oh, that's gonna rock for a world.
My best friend's wedding?
Pretty woman?
Pretty woman is, he's the main guy in Pretty Woman.
Yeah, yes.
I've seen clips from it.
Clips?
What is big mistake?
Is that pretty old?
I don't want to kill you.
Please do not do that.
Fine.
Well, no one's gonna look up mine, but if anyone at home is interested,
1993 was when I was born, and that year, for some reason, they did sexiest couple alive.
and it was Richard Gere and Cindy Crawford.
Oh my God!
Oh my god, you guys have the same daddy!
You're Cindy Crawford and I'm Richard Gere.
You just learned you guys.
Yeah, you know who Richard Gere is.
Oh my God!
That's so fun.
Wait, you've missed out on so many, like, classics.
Okay, and you don't know who Yoda is, so grow up.
I do know who Yoda is.
Girls, girls, girls, girls.
I know who Yoda is.
You don't know who Rombie is.
Who?
Isn't that fun, that fun game?
Why aren't we doing it?
Sessiest woman alive.
Because we don't objectify women
like that, Angela.
Why don't we do sexiest man alive and smartest woman
alive every year? That's awesome.
I love that. Who would you vote as the
smartest woman alive this year? This year, I would
say,
Greta... I knew you were going to say Greta Gerwig.
Not Gerwig. No.
Oh, Greta...
Thurnberg.
Thurneberg. I knew you were going to say that.
That Milky Way looks like it's as old as Richard
Gehr. You do not
want that.
Never have I ever.
I was about to eat it just fine.
Are you guys still in?
I'm, of course I'm in.
I'm not eating that nasty nasty.
Never have I ever seen a Richard Geer movie.
That sucked.
Wait, that's so stupid.
It's not my turn.
It's not my turn.
The Wern.
You still thinking...
This is unacceptable.
I can't speak.
You have to eat the worm.
No, it's not his turn.
Okay.
It's not my turn.
Okay, it's your turn.
Well, don't do the richer gear one.
Okay.
Never have I ever.
You're just jealous because I have the green baby right now.
What are you doing with him?
Making him straddle my mic.
Great.
Guys, we lost them.
Everyone that's listening turned it off.
They did.
So it's just us.
They lost them.
Now it's just us.
Time code where you left.
It's kind of quiet in here.
It's kind of quiet in here.
Never have I ever.
You have a whole list of them in front of you
and you can't even come up with one.
I've done them all.
You have?
Yes.
You've done everything.
You've had every job and you've done everything.
I'm from Boston.
I work there once.
Are you lying?
Let us come back on as you guys again.
I really want to do another Shane and Amanda episode.
Wait, do you guys want another Shane and Amanda?
Yes, please.
I think we should do it once a year like a colonoscopy.
That's awesome.
You do a colonoscopy every year?
I don't.
Angela?
Angela, how often do you get a colonoscopy?
Okay, never have I ever had a colonoscopy?
Neither have I.
Yeah, neither have I.
Because you don't do it every year.
Let's do it every year like a colonoscopy.
You know?
We got Scott today.
Scott Giggles.
We're getting quality, Scott Giggle.
Put that back on my table.
I'm laying down.
I'll show you something.
Smosh mouth has never seen.
Scott, these dolls.
These jokes.
Scott, tell her she can't do it.
Scott?
I won't do it, yeah.
In all seriousness,
I think I'm gonna get in trouble
for yesterday's karaoke
live stream for jiggle jam.
I was kind of sort of telling the camera crew
what to do the whole time.
I went, lights!
And I went, roaming now.
You said lights.
But multiple times.
Well, yeah, but you said the lights won
once.
And then I went, can we get mood lighting again?
I just like the whole time
was like calling cues.
using cues
Jenks
Never
You're supposed to go one, two, three
and then say a color at the same time
Jinks?
Yeah, the three blue
Okay, we both lost
Done with that
Do you guys remember
What Jinks Yomiya Soda was from?
People
No, but I remember
No, but it was from
Jenks from Teen Titans
No, but hold on, hold on
Did you guys have that growing up?
Jinks Yomiya Soda?
Yeah, but I only did the one, two, three color thing
So you didn't have Jinks Yomiya Soda?
I heard, I had her
heard of it.
I remember brick, wild waterfall,
girl, you think you know it, all you don't.
And I do. So boom with that
poof with that. Poof. It was
boom with that attitude. Peace punch.
Whoa.
Whoa. Whoa.
We're getting various. We're getting various.
We're getting very. This is how I know there are different timelines going on.
We have merged from different timelines and we're here. Okay.
Ready? Let's start from the beginning.
I just start. Boom with your. Wait.
Booth being attitude.
Girl you think...
Girl, you think you know it all.
You don't.
Okay.
You know it all got it off.
Okay.
Girl, you think you know it all, but you don't.
And I do.
So boom with that attitude.
Peace punch, Captain Crunch, I got something you can't touch.
Bang, bang, chew, chain, wind me up, I'll do that thing.
Now Reese's pieces.
Seven up.
You mess with me.
I fuck you up.
Okay, my...
I'm not heard that one.
Girl, you think you know it all you don't.
I do.
So, poof with that attitude.
Elbow, elbow, fist, fist.
Shut your mouth and talk to this.
Reese's Pieces
Cat girl you need a tick-tack
Wait this is crazy how different they are
I love that one I love that I like that one too
What's yours?
So I never had this growing up but my niece
Literally did this two weeks ago
Whoa what did she's six what is hers what is hers
You can't remember it
It was totally different
There was no Reese's pieces at all
Do you guys have one? It was boom with that attitude
Something or something like I'm worthy or like I'm worth it
Huh
I can't believe how different
Mine is.
There was no Reese's pieces or anything like that.
But I like that.
Peace punch, girl.
How does it start?
How does it start again?
Ours was...
Brick wall, waterfall.
Girl, you think you got it all, but you don't.
And I do.
So boom with that attitude.
Peace punch, Captain Crunch.
I got something you can't touch.
Bang, bang, chew, train.
Wind me up, I'll do my thing.
Yo, Reese's pieces, seven.
Oh, yeah.
This is crazy.
This is crazy.
Cat.
Girl, you need a tick, tech.
Not one, not two, but the whole dang six pack.
See, I like that.
that one. Wait, these are crazy
and what are these?
Guys, if you're, this is, I feel like we just
like hit like a huge cultural moment.
Well, I think it's wild that my six-year-old
niece just did it two weeks ago. But also, what are
they? There's spells that we pass down
through generations.
They're spells. And with that,
we put a spell on you. We put a spell on you. And you guys, we're
out of time. We're out of time. I can't believe it.
If you made it to the end, we got to sell merch that says,
I made it to the end of that one never have I
ever episode of Smoshmouth.
No one ate the worm
No one is going to eat the worm
And that's okay
Because Chance put his little fingers all over it
And pretended it was the dune worm
And so that's why we're not gonna eat it
I hope you guys enjoyed Never Have I Ever
My fingers aren't little big
Wait I think we should make that merch
What? Boom?
No
With your attitude
It's I survived that one episode
I never have I ever smoshed mouth with Amanda
Chance and Angela
And all I got was this lousy t-shirt
And no one ate the old worm
Done
I like it.
I like that merch.
And then on the back it says
Horse Girl Eat Over.
No!
And then under it goes porn.
Love you guys.
Thanks for having us, Amanda.
Love you guys.
Hey guys, thanks so much for being here.
I'm really glad you guys
hung out.
You guys gonna sleep over or?
No.
We both have shows tonight.
We have to throw this away.
Oh.
Bye.
Bye.
Love you.
