Smosh Mouth - #134 - Try Not To Laugh: The Podcast (You Laugh, You Leave)

Episode Date: March 9, 2026

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Hi, welcome to Smoshmouth. I'm Shane. And I'm Amanda. And we have a very wonderful guest with us today. Trevor. And I'm Trevor. Pretty cool. Great. Today we're playing a really fun new game. It's a new game. It's kind of new. It's basically based off of our live shows.

Yes. We're playing Try Not to Laugh. A new game. Try Not to Laugh. The new game, try not to laugh. However, today, when you laugh, you leave. You literally leave. And then someone else will hop in. in our place. And then that'll just be how it goes. And the game starts now.

If you laugh, someone else will take your place. Okay. Okay, Fartso. I understand. Do you really think that was going to get me? That's what you're going with. Farts so. It almost got me.

Yeah. Farts so is good. We were talking about pizza rolls a second ago, and I was saying how pizza rolls are. They're true. I forgot that when I was a kid, I would fucking Munch on those. Yeah.

What else would you munch on those? What else were you munching on? Yeah. What else were you munching on? Huge. Let's go. All right. Hi, Olivia.

Make me laugh. Hi. Whoa. Smaller. Really tense. Like a spring. Hi. Oh my God.

There he is. It's you and me. Not giving the seat up. I worked hard to get here. Kidnamed seat. What did you say? I said kidney named seat. Like instead of kidney stones, you have kidney seeds.

Yeah. They're not stones yet. They're little pebbles. You had to water him. With what? I can't even look at Spencer, man. I can't even look at him. No, just look at me, Trevor.

Do you guys have any bits? Anything funny? No, that was kind of a last minute. Oh, yeah. You know what was funny when you said that pizza rolls were basically egg rolls? So you didn't let me finish. I wasn't saying they were basically egg rolls.

I'm saying the technology of pizza rolls is based on egg rolls. No. No. Like it's the same, I don't know what kind of like breading. it is, or if you even call it breading, it's like a rat. I know you were Chinese for like two years, but you were wrong. I was Chinese for two years. I, I kind of rolled back on the, the Chineseness. I just saw Angela ask what is Chinese. You're looking at it, Angela. You're looking at it. You want to know what Chinese is?

It's us. I take my hat off. I'm wearing a Chinese hat. Whatever, a Chinese, I don't know what a Chinese hat is. They're probably all kinds of hats because it's a huge fucking country. My mom probably knows what a Chinese hat is. Yeah, your beautiful mother. Angela's mom is beautiful too. Thank you. Thank you. You have a beautiful mom, too.

We got to get them out. We got to get you guys out. I have a meeting in 10 minutes, so we really got to get me out. I'm literally not leaving. I like your glasses. Not a bit. It's fun. Why did it sound like a bit, dude?

Me complimenting a little at a bar. Hey, you look beautiful, not a bit. Damn, I feel like I'm on like a killing street. You are. Absolutely. It's like when you're playing Call of Duty. Da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da. What's up, Olivia?

I was wore the shirt to the airport the other day. I was like the optics of that. You can't. The optics of that. It's like my war hijack. So Spencer's wearing a Modern Warfare two shirt. Which famously features the No Russia mission. Yeah.

Which I do not endorse. I do not agree with that. The actions of those guys. Not to be laughed at. I actually wish I could take myself out of this. right now. I'm sure. Can you do like a good fake laugh? Yeah. It would count.

I'm not going to laugh. Sorry, my aura ring keeps giving me notifications. It's crazy. And nobody will know what it says, but me just says my heart rate's 150, which is good.

That's good, right? It's good. It means I'm going. Your heart is beating. What's the funniest thing you've ever heard? The funniest thing I've ever heard. I do have a crazy story. Okay, let's hear it. Legit. And this is my uncle's story.

Oh. The story about my uncle. Isn't that a game? That's a video game. Anyways. So he was, they were at like a restaurant or like a diner and it was super late night. And things got like rowdy. This was in college era.

And I'm probably going to butcher the story. But there is like kind of like a punchline to the story. Yeah. It better be so funny because I have to make it to this meeting. Okay, okay, I'll wrap it up fast. So, like, things were getting rowdy, things were getting really rowdy. And eventually, like, I don't want to say like a scuffle broke out, but it was something like that. And my uncle kind of like stood up to him.

And like, no one had really stood up to this guy. Like, I think there was like an instigator. And he was like, oh, like, you're going to like, you're going to like stand up to me, blah, blah, blah. And my uncle said something along the lines of like, oh, like, I'm not scared of you. And the guy just leaned over and put his hand on his chest. He's like, then why is your heart beating so fast? and I was like, that's the crazy shit you could ever do. That's nuts.

Like, not even a fun. I mean, it is funny, but it's like, it's more just like, can you imagine that in like a movie or something like that? That's a, that's a bold move. Wait, I feel like that's also a pickup line. Yeah, it's kind of like. Yeah, just touching a stranger. Just, just hand on their heart. Yeah, it's like, you do the avatar, I see you.

Just be like. I don't know that. I don't know that. You don't know avatar? James Cameron's avatar. I know, I know avatar. I don't know when they did that. I feel like this would be a, um,

Because if I if say like if you're at a bar I think this would be a good minute is like if you're talking to someone and then you just look at them and you just go That doesn't matter. It doesn't matter. Uh huh? Get out of here. Bye. Bye Olivia. Good luck. Um, guys, I think that that was a fake laugh.

It probably was a fake laugh. Stop it. I don't. I did kind of laugh. Had you guys ever been beat by Olivia? Like physically? Out of video game? Wow.

What an entrance. I was going to say like. I think that counts. I think you're out of here. The funniest prank would be if, like, Olivia came on and her mic was not plugged in. Oh, that would be devastating. And we just ignore her the entire time, and we just talk back and forth.

I'm Chinese. Okay, I can't. I'm sorry. You weren't even texting anyone. He got me? Tumblr and get her head in the game. She's on Pinterest. Were you ever on Tumblr? Oh, yeah, big, hardcore.

Really? What was your, what was your, your fandom. Did you have a like, what was your biggest post? Was it musical theater? Yeah, of course. Yeah. It was all rent.

I knew it. It was Rent. Yeah. Wow. What? No, no. I've seen Rent. I've seen the movie Rent.

And what do you think about the AIDS crisis in the 90s? Bad. Really bad. What do you mean? Bad. Was that in the 90s? I thought it was 80s. I think it's 80s and 90s.

But rent takes place in the 90s. You know what? It's still happening today. Yeah. And you know what? Did you think about that? I think that's why I was like, oh, for me, it's not the 90s.

It's like it's a continuous thing. So for you, AIDS is the 80s. No, I said it was a continuous thing. Can you stop talking about AIDS? Yeah, Angela. Oh my God. Like it's so... Come on.

So... I was trying... I'm trying a new diet. Okay, let's talk about it. I just... I heard that... Okay, so broccoli cauliflower, that family of foods, makes you apparently gassy.

It has like a... I literally can't do broccoli. It hurts. It hurts. Lodmop. Yes. No, I know what you're talking about. It's an anti-acid diet, right?

Yes. Yes. What? It's Lodmop, Lodmop. It's no tomato, no garlic, it's heavy acid foods. Yeah, that's gotta be tough for you as an Italian. No, it is. You just listed your two, like, primary sources of nutrients.

No, literally, it's almost impossible. And then I realized why I was having so many bloating, bloating issues. You can't even be here right now. What are you talking about? You're trying to giggle. I'm not trying to giggle. I'm not trying to giggle. I'm genuinely little fascinated.

You're going to give up tomatoes and garlic. I tried. It's really hard. It's really hard. Tomatoes, garlic, broccoli, but cauliflower is okay. Talking genuinely, if you just get, if you keep raising your fiber intake, you'll get used to it. Your fiber intake? Yeah, broccoli and cauliflower, they just have a ton of fiber in them.

It's like, it's a lot on your body. So if you start eating a ton of broccoli, your body's like, oh my God. Yeah. This episode of Smoshmouth is sponsored by Smalls. Do you like eating food with ingredients you have never heard of? Well, no, obviously not. Don't you want your coat to be shinier? Huh?

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plus free shipping when you head to smalls.com slash smoshmouth. Meow. Okay, back to the show. Why do I do that? I don't know. I don't know. Here's something. What's up?

What happened to fiber one bars? Where'd they go? Into my mouth. No, but remember they were... So, not that. But remember... I think bars were good. This is actually a great question.

What happened to fiber one bars? They took over the nation. I don't think I was in the... They took over the nation. You were not in the nation when fiber one bars? They took over the nation. They did, right? It felt like at school we were all eating fiber one bars.

Did your mom ever do like the fiber one crystal light, slim fast diet? All women did. Right, Trevor? 26. Oh, fuck. I will not be... I will not be. I will not be laughing at that.

The Chris Kyle of jokes, am I right? I got a... What? Do you want me to tell a joke or something? I guess if you must. I guess if we can't talk about Fiber 1 bars. You can't go back to talking. I guess if we can't talk about Slim Fast and our mothers.

You asked me a question and I answered it. And now you're staring me down. Like what happened to women talking about Slim Fast, right? What happened to Crystal Light? A little powder in your water and yum, yum, yum. Yum, you have sparkling something. I think it's still around. I had crystal light in the house.

I caught my mom drinking Celsius out of a wine glass. No. Not knowing it was super like an energy drink. And she goes, this stuff boosts your metabolism. Boost? Pooh. Boost. Boost.

Boost your metabolism. And I went like speed in the 80s. That's what she was like, she was, yes. Crazy. Yeah, did your parents do drugs? Boo. Likely not. Maybe. I feel like I vaguely remember my mom talking about, like, smoking a joint in high school or something. I don't know.

I'm trying to think, like, would you hang out with your parents if you met them at your age now? Ooh, great question. Like, my parents right now is the same. Your age. Well, when they were that age. Like, I always think I wonder if, like, my dad was, like, too cool for school or, like, or if my mom was like. I think I would hang out with my mommy, but not my daddy. Swipe Looks like Joe Rogan's back Yeah Okay so we get to start a whole new conversation

There was a point during Smosh Hospital Where it was like all guys in the In like R1 dressing room And we devolved into like dude talk so fast It was actually insane It does happen But it was kind of like refreshing because like I am not in many like

All dude situations I am Yeah Yeah My bedroom. Sick, dude. How many men have you had sex with them one day? Four.

Four, okay. Welcome back to the program. Wow, it feels really good to be back here. I wonder why chance got out. Anyways. If someone is not watching this, oh my gosh, they're just listening to, like, different voices. At random times.

We're going to add in, like, like, stop. sound effects of like footsteps like leaving and entering what's my footstep probably huge it's gonna be like Jurassic Park the fucking the water because you're tall oh this is a scary three yeah yeah first person to say something loses all power so I'll take the bullet but I know we all care about yeah like we were we're back boy oh that was bad Amanda I just did like a two hour long impression of Amanda. It wasn't two hours.

You did. And also you're wearing eyeliner right now. And have you thought about wearing eyeliner just in general? You know, I've gotten that before, but no. Because your eyes are biblical. They sting. It stings my eyes when I put on eyeliner. I can't get eyeliner off.

Yes, I just scrubbed in the bathroom. Coconut oil. Someone also told me Vaseline. Who told you that? They're not well. What? Okay. Vaseline?

Oh, okay. No, it'll clog your pores. Oh. Coconut oil might also too, but I like it. Yeah, I feel like that's not that much different. You're just really pushing this coconut oil. Yeah, it works for other things, too. Have you, uh, yeah, I'm black.

I use coconut oil, shay butter. Nice. Oh. Okay. Spencer's making black jokes in the wings. Spencer, don't make black jokes in the wings. If you're going to make black jokes, you have to be up here making black jokes in front of chance. in with the spotlight on you.

You have to have your face on camera. It's only okay when I'm right here. Yeah, if chances is not here, you cannot make black jokes. That's true. Yeah. We've gone over this so many times, Spencer. But Chinese jokes without Olivia, I mean, you've done it. Yeah.

Only Spencer. Hey, guys. Hey, so, you know, anything we want to talk about? I did roast you for a long time, but what are your, like, top five favorite movies? Yeah. That was hilarious. Death becomes her. Death becomes her.

What lies beneath? Did I ask you? What's going on? I just know them. He knows them. Double Jeopardy. What's the witch one? Practical magic. Oh, practical magic. That's number one.

They're all from like the 80s. Yeah. That's all I have to say about that. Rent. You like Rent? I love Rent. I saw Rent on Broadway. I love talking about the AIDS crisis, but we don't need to get into it.

She's itching to talk about AIDS again. Yeah, that's what she loves. Wait. Did you guys enjoy the Rent movie? I have not watched many... Yes, of course I've seen a Rint movie with Adina Manzal. And she was in the original Broadway performance. She's in every single Broadway performance.

That's true. That's so true. Come on. She's not in Spelling Bee, which you saw. Oh, I did. It was so good. It's a great show. It's a great shot. He was saying that I need to go see Spelling Bee. And then you've seen it like times.

You would make such a good assistant principal. Really? Yes. Is the assistant principal good character? She's like big. I love talking about musical theater. You're out. Oh, yeah.

Let's keep talking about musical theater. Oh my God, let's talk about musical theater. Musical theater. Okay, spelling me. Because I don't know a ton, so it's like nice to talk to people who know stuff about it. Yeah, I know a lot about music theater. So I guess I would be cast as the big assistant principal in spelling bee.

I didn't know that spelling bee was a, I've never heard of it before. Do they like sing the letters while they're spelling it out? Oh. Probably. That makes sense. Yeah. Cool. Wow.

I don't know if it sounds like something. ever see because I don't have someone to like really explain it. That's so true. I think if there was someone here to really dive in deep into spelling me, we probably see it. Wait, going back. Did you guys hear that? We brought it up a couple times. Someone stepped on a goose.

We brought it up a couple times, but the movie burlesque, you know how. Yeah, I sent a voice memo just to Angela, unprompted, just like, wagging will I told it. And she knew. I'm sorry. Excuse you? Do that impression again? I can't do share.

Wait, do that impression again? It sounded like you have something in your teeth. Waka Waila Watticea. I know. I can't do share. Okay, this is perfect. This is the duo that I wanted. Why can weal Wattose?

Because Courtney's like, this is the best movie. And then Amanda was like, it's the best movie. And I watched it and I was like, you know what I think this is what my version of burlesque is? Genuinely, I think it's Bloodsport. A movie that I'm like, that's the best movie ever. It's not a good movie. But it's awesome. What's Bloodsport about?

Bloodsport is John Claude Van Dam going to an underground fighting competition in China. And it's like all these ridiculous fighters from around the world fighting in a deathmage. That sounds like a good comp. It's a different. It's ridiculous. It's not well written. Have you seen Roadhouse? Oh, Roadhouse is another good example.

Roadhouse from the 80s probably in my top 10. Roadhouse is actually probably a better, because it's similar to Berliske where he shows up to this place. So you watched it? He's new there. Yeah, I watched Burlesk. Courtney was like, can we watch burlesque? And I was like, sure. And then it starts and it's like,

ah, stop down! And you're like, damn. It's so good. It's so fucking. We should do a light my candle, karaoke. Oh, that's time we do a... We're back at rent.

Yeah, sorry, I wanted to take it back to rent. Because I thought you might want to talk about rent. Because I love rent. I love rent. It's like I wrote a paper on Jonathan Larson when I was in middle school. The paper was 10 pages long. Not double spaced. That's not double spaced.

Do you remember in school? I don't know if you guys came swiftly after. Did you get in trouble for that? Because you should double space it. Okay, so every teacher was different. I remember every teacher was so different about double space.

And do you remember it was like three pages and you're like, oh my God, oh my God, double space or single space? Double space or single space. And they'd be like single space. You'd be like, oh. That's great. That's diabolic.

Yeah, I was using chat GPT back then. No, you weren't. Yeah, before it was invented. How were you? How were you doing that? How are you? How are you? How are you?

I'm good. No, how were you doing that? Wait, I just, yeah. He just did, he just could do that. I could do that. Yeah, there's a website. Okay, so spelling me, what's so fun about spelling me. Okay.

It's an old, old, like, it went on Broadway, like, this is the revival. And the old one, the 40s or something. It was like one of the first, in a while, that does really good audience participation. Like, really good. And it's so fucking fun. I don't know about this new production, how much they're in the audience or not. But in the original, it's such a good fucking musical. you would love it.

You would really love it. Anyway. What was the last musical you saw in person? In person? I think I've only seen one. And it was the Dell's Cowboys cheerlevers. And it was Spring Awakening forever to go at the Pantages. And honestly, I had no idea what was going on.

I was very far back, and I just didn't know the plot or anything. And I was like, I don't know what's happening. That's got some of the songs in it. Yeah. Music's really pretty. I struggle to keep up with musicals. That's probably Kiang's go. The only movie musical that I like,

love and I saw multiple times was Le Miz and I think it's actually the live record like how the music the audio's live made it easier to follow along that's interesting for me because I feel like you said with musicals it's hard for you to understand the songs when they're plot and Le Miz is all plot on music I know something about it I we have talked about like lyrics like it takes us a couple listens to a song to like really get into the lyrics and for those to click and yeah for a musical when it's all You what it's like I'm listening to the music. I'm not listening to the lyrics like I need subtitles. I mean that's why I like musicals that are Plot in the scenes and the songs are emotion because it's like they say like when you can't speak you'll sing like your emotion feels so much that you sing so yeah Yeah. Yeah. Yeah

It's I'm not funny if I try to be that's what I just learned and this place is all about You weren't sure we're none of us were trying to be funny we're having we were that was a real conversation I know I'm just saying and that's a real conversation and that's a And I felt the pressure like, okay, now go back to the bit and make them laugh. And I can't do it. I just have to naturally be a fucking, you know, let's bring it back to comedy then. Let's talk about Family Guy. Tag me out.

No. That hurts. Friendly fire. Really bad. That hurts really bad. Back to the boys. Okay, so let's talk about musical theater some more. No, the Angeles gone.

That's good. See, you see what I'm doing here? Hey, Chance, let's do, let's sing light my candle next time at karaoke. That would be so fun. Are there any good true crime stuff going on? Yeah, true crime or? Like, because I don't keep up with, you know, what's been happening? As far as I know, there's no serial killers.

Crime has been, you know, they got the pre-cognit, like, we solved murder. I feel like it's been a long time since, was that a minority report joke? Yeah. Yeah. That was awesome. It was really cool. Pretty epic. Do you guys see that episode of Rick and Morty when the, they had the pre-cogs on Rick and Morty?

I think so. I don't remember a lot of that show. I remember liking that show despite everything kind of around it because everyone was so annoying about the show. It got too popular. But then I would watch a show and be like, this is really good. Like, this is really funny. It's still good.

It's still good. But I feel like it's getting to that point where people who were like still watching Family Guy or still watching The Simpsons are like, it's still good. It's good. Oh, yeah. Because it is good. I mean, what's his face? Dan Harmon.

He's just incredible. He's a genius. I mean, I heard he's also crazy. Sorry, I know. Like, I mean. I've heard that, but genius takes. Yeah, genius. Who's like the most normal genius you think?

Or like the most, to me, this is when I always think about him. Like, I've never heard really weird anecdotes about Steven Spielberg. You know who I was going to say? Who I've only heard is actually a very normal guy as David Lynch. Whoa. I only heard that he was really normal and very chill. and his stuff is so wacky and so out there. I almost think the wackier they are,

the, like, probably more normal they are. Like, I wonder if Hideo Kajima is, like, kind of a normal guy. Yeah, just like goes out. I wonder what Edgar Wright is like... Oh, probably pretty normal. I feel like he smash cuts his own conversation. Yeah. Like, you see running man?

I didn't see running man. I did see running man. I heard it was mid. It was all right. I met him, like, when I first moved out here, I went to assigning an amoeba. So I have a signed copy of a hot bus. Have you seen cool runnings?

Yeah. I never saw cool runnings. Egger, right? Yeah, I don't think you... Really? No. Oh. Oh.

I forgot it was trying out to laugh. I was just on a podcast for a second. That was just a legit podcast for a minute. It's too many dudes out there. I know. Yeah, guys. Got us switch it up. You guys wonder if you're playing

five nights or Fridays or something? Okay. I'm super spooked. Yeah, he really got us. We did play that escape room. That was so fun. That was so much fun. That's probably all by now.

I don't think so. When does that air? Who knows? Who gives a fuck? Jesus. I just want to say something that nobody... Angel looks over at me from across

and just points at Shane and goes, we got to get him up. Oh, Spencer. Spencer's going to stay stuck for a little bit. Look at, he's got his hands gripped. You guys were talking about true crime. No, we weren't. Yeah, you were.

I don't remember starting that. No, you guys totally were bringing it up. And I got... Dude, we played HAL. This weekend. We played Halo this weekend. We did snipers. It was us doing jackseptic guy. It was us doing jackseptic guy. We've been gaming. He's in town? No, we play online. She doesn't know how that works.

I thought you all, I thought when you play, you guys are all in person, of course. So there's like the computer and you can like go on the internet. You think my husband plays with a bunch of Russians in our house? No. He's like, blit. Get down. Blit? I don't even say, Dvai, Davy. All the rushes.

What is this, Resident Evil? Ooh. Oh my God, I missed you guys. So that's... Okay, we have to get him. I missed you guys so much. Why? Do you not like hanging out?

You have to get up. We like hanging out with you, but enough. That's crazy. I feel like I should have left for that one. Every time Chance comes back here, he's like, yeah, better watch yourself. He's going to come in fully with, like, a heart on, like, walking in behind. What? Spencer, wow!

He's going to hit a sense. in the back of the head with it. We're like, stop! Apologize! What? Well, he actually... My dick is not that big. Yeah, he...

Thank you. Okay. I'm fucking out of here. I still want to... I think we talked about it so many times, but like assumptions, tiny penises. I don't like that.

It would be very funny. That'd be a good April Fool's one. They get us in. They don't tell us what the assumptions is. And then Nicole starts throwing out questions. We're like, what is this about? Hold on. Where are you going with this?

What the... We, like, read it off the eye. For those listening, it's probably a very faint voice from the corner. It's Angela doing Nicole. It's very funny. I am wearing underwear right now that doesn't have the peehole. Do you use the pee hole? It's just solid.

Yes, I use the pee hole. Really, really. You pull your dick through the pee hole in your underwear. I pull my penis through the zipper, through the peahole. hole out into the air out of the open air you're lying you don't unbutton your pants you are doing it you are doing it I think

technically correctly though that is what all of it was designed for what do you are y'all fucking like full like pants around the ankles but I like have to I'm pulling down everything down in the front yeah in the back in the back I'm shitting I'm pissing them I hated all right Trevor talk about your

I don't know. Talk about your penis. I don't know if I've talked about this on the record. I would talk about my penis, but I- This is off the rear. If I'm not, if I haven't been on the record yet, I don't think I want to be on the record now. You're only like 26. Look, guys.

I didn't start talking about my penis until like 27. I got a fucked up CERC. It just fills up with P. That's disgusting. That's disgusting. That's disgusting. That's just like a real story and a really- insecure about it. How did they do it? Well, it just like healed a little weird. Okay.

It's nothing bad. You just said talk about my penis and now I want to cry. Bro's crying talking about his penis. Dude, I've had like a, I've been anxious all week and And now like that I'm like can I not talk about my life man? Sorry, now I'm trying to tell a personal anecdote here. I'm ready. I'm listening. I just been not having the best week and now I'm here and and and and and I feel like I'm just like, dang like it's good to around, you know, my friends. But so how do you pee? Like, I don't put my penis through the hole in my underwear. What is the hole for?

If not to put your penis through to pee. I think that's actually a really good point, Spencer. I don't know what the hole is for. I think that's what it's there for, but I think you're psychotic to use it because it's not efficient. It's probably for air. Yeah, you're right. But it's, like, covered by, like, two. It's like you have to pull it so far apart.

Yeah. Like, you have to go. For this little thing? I don't think so. I can't. All right, Amanda. Amanda, you can change the subject if you would like. I'm going to change the subject.

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Way back. Well, that's just because he doesn't like gifts. Yeah, he actually, he doesn't. Yeah. Yeah. And I knew that. And you like gifts. You greedy little boy.

Ah, yes. True crime. I'm doing it. Yeah! Anyways, guys, the update of true crime is pretty cool. It's actually not. What? There's something going on right now.

There's a new true crime thing that's happening currently. What is it? And it could be a movie. It could be a movie. Trigger warning. It's an IRS agent, and he is on trial right now, because he was having an affair with his Brazilian opair. And they murdered two people to be together.

One of those people was his wife. Of course, obviously awful. And this is how he did it. He put her, he catfished a guy and made it seem like his wife wanted to have like a fetish. I like they're just fully telling this to Angela over there. I'm just telling it to Angela. I haven't looked at you guys at all. I'm listening though.

Oh my God. I'm listening. Are you not laughing because you're perfect? I'm not, this is not even to tell you laugh. How did she kill him? Okay. So, fetish website. Okay? Dot com.

They posed. I'm here. Fetish website.com. Not like hustlers, which you call a lot, and you need to stop that. Hustlers. You are old. Hustlers. What?

Hollywood. Is that the last time you heard about any form of? What are you guys talking about? I did a voicemail of Spencer going to Hustlers back in the day. This is a callback. You guys are slow on this, okay? Okay. Okay.

Okay, let's... Okay, catfish. Okay, so... Do you know what a catfish is? Catfish cabin. Yes. Do you know what a catfish is? Yeah, Neve.

Yeah, okay. Neve, yeah. So it's like a big guy posing as like a hot girl. A big guy? Doesn't, it can be anybody. It could be a little guy like me. Treves switch out. Some other random person swaps in.

Catfish. Would you consider yourself little? Like a tiny guy? I don't think about it actively, but like I would say like I'm a smaller guy. I think you're... I feel. normal sized. You're big.

You're normal size. You're big. The only time I think I've said this before, the only time I really feel short is like some reason the airport security line. Huh. Oh, yeah. I feel towered over by everyone. And then like the shoes come off and I'm like, I'm even shorter.

You're done. Yeah. Tiny little guy. I see all the TSA security agents are like, little fidget spinner. You're like, how the hell am I going to get my gun through here? Yeah. I wouldn't do that, bro. This is the second airport violence joke we've made.

made today. Yeah, enough. Sorry. Anyways, so he goes on the fetish website and pretends to be his wife and is like, I'm really into someone coming into my house and being like, I'm going to rob

you. This is real. I'm going to rob you. And then the guy was like, awesome. So he comes in and he's like, I'm going to rob you. And she's like, what? So we don't know the truth, but he dies. Then she

dies and the husband's like look what happened she wanted to have a fetish and he was you know crazy and killed her whatever and prosecutors are like no no no no no do they not know about the affair until the trial they didn't know about the affair until well of course if prosecutors are doing their job right they knew about the fair they were just keeping it tight get a fetish like that which part the like breaking and entering i don't know man people people have every you guys don't Don't have fetishes? People have every sort of kind of fetishes. But this is why you have people need to have discussions beforehand. Now it's just a stranger and you just come into my house.

That's my plan. That's ridiculous. Because I stopped trying to make you laugh because you are like bricked up over there. What is the definition of bricked up? We talked about this before and to me it sounds like constipation. It does sound like constipation. I'm like, oh, I am bricked up. It does not been able to poop.

It does, for sure. That's what it is. You're bricked up. I'm still not getting over. It's like I know people do it. It's just like the concept of using all the like holes in the jeans and the underwear. It just makes me think of the alien monster with its mouth coming out of its mouth. And in many ways, it is like that.

In many ways, that is much to consider. Unless you're talking about your tiny little penises. I'm sorry. You were just talking about an IRS agent who killed his wife. I'm talking about the human body. And how unique is that? I'm not talking about my big or small vagina. I don't need to discuss that here.

I'll discuss that later with my husband. Little Big Vagina for PlayStation That's a game. Get out. Get out. I guess we'll count that. I guess we'll count that. Get him out.

All right. Bring in Lisa Loeb. Who's Lisa Loeb? You are out of your mind. It's not an insult. It's not an insult. Is it my new glasses? It's not an insult. Is it my new glasses?

Who's Lisa Lobe. She's so freaking cute. Are you kidding me? Where's my phone? Someone has to show her Lisa Loeb. Do your phone, can you show me Lisa Loeb? I don't have my phone. I'm sorry.

Can someone show me Louisa Loeb? You look like that. He's already back? He's back. You said. You guys, we can't sing on this. I really wanted to sing. What did you want to sing, Triv?

In the Heights. Yeah. I don't think that's right for you to be singing. Look, can a white boy speak a little Spanish? No. Okay. You can try. You will try.

Take me to jail then. You guys excited? Well, I guess Bad Bunny already played. By this point? Yeah, by this point. You think it was good? It's probably good. I don't, like, like,

I have not heard a Bad Bunny song yet that, like, I'm like, yeah, this is my shit. But I'm open to it. Okay. Yeah. I go to Bad Bunny on Spotify, and then I listen. I'm like, these are good songs, but I don't think I could,

I don't think I could pick it out and be like, yeah, like, oh, that's bad bunny. Like, I love that's Bad Bunny. That's Bad Bunny. That's Bad Bunny. I don't know. I don't listen to enough Bad Bunny, I think. I'm sorry. That's okay. I have, like, I was just going to start talking about music, but, like, you know, music. New music discovery has been, I know this has kind of been a talking point lately. It's like new music discovery and, like, discovering music in the age of, like, us not usually listening to the radio.

Overwhelming choice. Yeah, and overwhelming. choice where it's, you know, and I did, like, Rory, our, I almost said, our high school musical director, our hospital director, recommended me an album. And that was such a unique thing that doesn't usually happen to me where someone's like, listen to this album that I did. And I do enjoy it. And it's like, but it's like, I almost feel like I don't have the capacity to, for like new music and new artists. Like there's so much legacy music that I'm still trying to catch up. 100%. I haven't been listening to a lot of music recently. I, I've been in my car and I try and I put

music on and then I'm like I think I'd rather just sit in the quiet I don't know mine's all like kind of getting trancy like yeah it's like techno trance like not a lot of lyrics not a lot of lyrics it's the same like kind of thing over and over again and it kind of puts you in a space where you're like okay now I can put you no trance oh is that why they call it that whoa it makes you think makes you think music makes you trans the music that makes you trans Kim Petrus Yeah Coldplay

Slaps I did so speak Oh play no Cool yeah Maybe I watched Ethel Kane did a video Talking about

ASMR She just turned into a dart But Ethel Kane talked about ASMR And her love for ASMR But then she talked about Listening to it in the car And that was really interesting

To me And I have since watching that I've been a little more open to listening to ASMR in the car. Have you listened to Ethel Cane? Honestly, no. It's very, like, ethereal is what I would describe. I think I listen to a little bit of Ethel Cane. It's like, whew...

Ethel Canes... I just know that Ethel Canes a badass. Really? Like, when it comes to, like, they don't hold back. I don't know anything about them, but, like, I've seen people be, like, their posts online.

Oh. Like, they're very outspoken in a kind of a badass way. there are certain musical artists like that where they do have this reputation that's built up like Chaparone was like that for a while for me where I'm like what is this gonna sound like this artist that's like changing like everything like they're breaking things down

and then you hear it it's like it is good music but I was expecting stuff that like my parents would be like what the fuck is that like turn that off Oh see it's very just like it's almost the flip where it sounds almost kind of classic Yeah it sounds like stuff from decades ago

in a good way Oh yeah no it's I'm like hey More Kate Bush. Right. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I'm my best.

Kate Bush. Kate Bush rocks. Yeah. Love Kate Ball. Kate. Oh. Kate smooth. Yeah.

Kate Bear. What is that? Bear. Is that like a pub type? Like bear skin? Oh. Okay. Kate Bush or Barbara Bush.

Whoa. George H. Bush. H.W. H.W. H. H.W. H. We have been.

We have been doing a lot of Now Watch This Drive lately. Oh, yeah. Okay. It's very funny. Okay. We can talk about Tiger Woods if you guys want. Sure. Sure.

What are your thoughts? Do you ever play the games? Do you ever play his video games? We're talking about golf. So then there's like, we might as well talk about Tiger Woods. He has video games? Oh, yeah. Tiger Woods PGA tour.

Okay. Like, no. I don't play sports video games. No, that's so fair. I wonder if the dudes play Madden videos come out yet. I wasn't in that. You weren't in that. I wasn't invited.

Well, because it was. Angela Courtney and Arasha Arasha. It was insane. What would be the guy version of that? The guys play? Maybe dressed to impress, but there are some, like...

What would be? What's like the girls game? Play like club penguin. Yeah. Neopets. You guys need to go all of you. Hey. God, God.

The guys play wine all day and... Yeah. Yeah, finally. Some testosterone. So do you think they're going to arrest... Or do you think the guy, IRS guy's going to go to prison? Is it looking like he might have a case?

Oh, he's on trial right now. I don't think it's going well. Yeah, it's looking bad. I don't remember. I was going to say this morning. Sounds like Jersey. I'm being honest. I'm just funny the way you're not. I'm actually being honest. Can you look it up? Like, I think it's, it's, it's.

I actually don't have my phone because we're not allowed phones on sets. Not allowed fun. It's your chip said. Jonathan. You know what I was going to say? I arrest catfish's wife. Trial. Trial.

His name is like Ben or. Trial. I was going to say, you can't trust an opair. What is an opair again? An opair is a live-in nanny. Oh, oh, okay. A hot, live-in nanny that's supposed to teach your kids a language. I feel like there's got to be really good ones.

No, I'm kidding. I grew up with a lot of o'pares. They were like 19-year-old Norwegian hotties. Really? O-Pairs specifically. Why are, is that just like a thing? O-Pairs. That opres are hot?

Well, you have to get accepted into the O-Pere Academy. Yeah, of course. Is there really like an O-O-Pers specifically? Per Academy. Yes, of course. And they want you to first see what you look like in jeans. Yes. I think it's mostly... They've just started doing men. Men opairs.

But men are tough because they want to first see what you look like in boots and then what your wallet looks like in your back pocket of your jeans. That's like a big one. I heard that was a myth. That's a myth. I've heard some male operas have to go through this. There's only a couple in the country, right? Yeah, there's like two. John Vaughn and Cloud.

Oh. They're from Italia. Yeah. Interesting. Yeah. Yeah. But you have to be like a certain look. Yeah.

Tall. Symmetrical. I guess not. Big broad shoulders. You have to look like a square with little legs. Not for me. Yeah, I guess you're not going to be good with kids. I would not be able to do that.

Child care stuff. That's tough. Yeah. That's tough. And you have to, you know, cook and clean. Oof. No. Yeah.

Oof. No. So, wait, they do cooking and cleaning as well. Oh, yeah. I grew up on Shepherd's, pie, honey. Because of O'Pairs. What does that mean? Shepherds pie? You grew up in Ireland

in the 1800s? The hell? He's dying over there. Are you kidding? We couldn't get a giggle like that for like 20 minutes. Got him. I know. And how did I get him like that? What are you still going? Angela, are you? Yeah, Shepard's pie is crazy. It's going to make me laugh. You're laughing at that. Are you

are you, by the way, sorry about the Lisa Loeb thing. I really, it's just, it's just that you looked, you resembled Lisa Lobe, which is a compliment. And I saw a picture, and I look exactly like that today. Yes. Yes. Her in the 90s, at her peak, that is what you look like. But anyways, is there any true crime stuff that you're up to date on?

I'm re-watching Karen Reed, because I want to watch it again. Because I think season two is going to come out with the second trial and all that stuff. Interesting. She's looking straight in Amanda. Yeah. Yeah, that, okay. I'm fascinated by it. I don't know.

I only know. from you and Amanda everything about Karen Reed. Well, Amanda keeps up on current true crime. Yeah, she wants to know who's out there doing it right now. That's a lot. Someone's out there killing right now. It's actually a scary thought.

I do not like that stuff. No, that stuff's kind of... It really like, true crime actually... It's not that I can't sleep, it's that I just feel like the sense of dread from it. And I think current true crime is different. Like, I like... I've talked to Amanda about this,

and I like the classics. Like the Black Dahlia. Well, like, well, I like when people retell it. And I, I'm fascinated by when people, like, when actors in the film industry take it and then, like, fantasize it. And it's not good. But I like watching, like, I like knowing the case and then watching actors do the case. I always think it's, like, drag for me. I think, um, I'm very much, I'm not a big fan of when they do, like, dramatic reenactments of serial killers.

It's always silly. You know how Netflix has had like Dahmer and now they're being the Ted Bundy thing? I think the only way I'd approve is if they do it, but then they add a few scenes that maybe didn't happen in real life of them doing just really embarrassing shit.

Like slipping on banana peels and stuff just so that it's like, hey, if you're gonna be a serial killer, like we're gonna tell your story and like have a scene full frontal and they have like tiny penis like the tiny, like just like we have to make him look bad. Do everything to just be like

oh he's embarrassing. Tiny penis representation and TV. Yeah, I don't think tiny penis is even like right. Because like I think that's, that's me. No, that's what you want, Shane. Just say with your chest. I'm thinking like, just things that serial killers don't want to be depicted at. I'm Shane Top and I want tiny penis.

Just like, open up and it's embarrassing. Yeah, I don't think that's what I would go with. I take, I roll that one back. Honestly, a tiny penis is almost empowering. It is almost empowering. If I saw a serial killer with the tiny penis, I'd be like, okay. I don't think a serial killer would be embarrassed by that. I think it's got to be like stuff that they would be embarrassed by.

it's got to like really play into like that element. Yeah. Right now when they do those movies, they make them kind of look cool sometimes. But it's like, yeah, because they're like kind of do it. It's like drag where they're like making it like super silly and hot and nuts. And I don't know if, yeah, they usually try to like show the victims. Are you about to laugh?

You just had to hold back laughter while talking about serial killers and the, You brought the victims. You didn't, and then you nearly broke. I think it's because I felt so insane that I was doing that. That I was like standing up. I was like doing this stupid podcast where we just talked about penis holes. And now I'm like, well, the victims usually are portrayed pretty well. And I thought that was a crazy hill to die on.

I'm good. We're talking about micro penis serial killers. And as soon as the word victim comes up and start laughing. Let's talk about literature. Let's talk about fucking, I'm excited for Wethering High. I need to read it. Wow, that's a crazy take. I want to read the book.

I want to read Wuthering Heights before the movie, even though I've heard. Someone was saying that they think the plot of the movie is going to be that. It was me. You were saying, okay, I'll let you, once you were in, Amanda was saying she thinks that it's a woman in modern day reading Wuthering Heights,

and she's adding her own fantasies into the book, which I think is a great plot, but it makes me want to read the book so that I'm like, what's my own interpretation of Wuthering Heights? I haven't read a classic in a long time, though. You got a clamp there. Yeah.

I like to fidget with things, and so I kind of like just pick things up, and I'm like, oh, I forgot that I picked that up. Do you guys ever clamped your nipples? No? I haven't either. That sounds. I think probably with like a chip. What do you mean probably? Well, I feel like at some point in my life, I've probably put like a chip bag clip or something.

But you're saying as like a joke? Yeah. Like how much of a joke is it? It's true. It's true. It looks like, you know, I'm in a basement with a bunch of other dudes hanging out, shirts off. We got chips down there. What kind of chips?

What kind of chips? Clipping nipples. You know, Doritos, Cool Ranch and nacho cheese. Ooh, good. You know, probably some like Cheetos puffs, I feel like back in 2015. Maybe we were eating Cheetos puffs. I don't know. I don't need them now.

They're not good. I got to be honest with you guys, I've been fully back on Flaming Hot Cheetos. Oh, they're so good. I'm back. They're good. It sucks because they, they, I know it's not good for me The Trader Joe's talkies

Oh, I've not had the Trader Joe's talkies Oh, you gotta get on that They're delicious I can't They are Every time I want to go to Trader Joe's I'm like I can't do with that damn parking lot I just don't like making out with the cashiers

I do Yeah Get that cookie butter I don't know I don't think The residents are either This pod cannot have three dudes on it. We're talking about...

Go, go there. You know that feeling when you want to talk, but you have so much emotion that you have to sing? Cookie butter is the thing that people get from Trader Joe's. Why did I bring this out? I don't know. That was really fun for me.

I really enjoyed that. Wait, I want the guitar. What should I play? You guys want to hear me play guitar? Yeah. I remember like the thing in high school, sorry, the thing in high school was like. Do you need a clamp?

Yeah, can I use that as a cave-o? Why do you have so many clamps? And where were they, where were that? Wouldn't she like to know? I would, that's why I'm asking. James handed that to me. To up my bit, okay? Did he?

Yes. He's like, I need something to elevate. He's like, take this clamp. He's like, take my lucky clamp. Take this clamp all of you and drink from it. For it is my religion? It is my blood. yeah she's fucking Catholic or whatever

I am. Are you Catholic? Were you Catholic? No, I'm not Catholic I'm gay. Oh, he was outed by the Catholic Church. Not Catholic. I did hear about that. Oof, that sucks. Catholic, at least we got like the legacy. What's the legacy? What's the legacy?

Like, abusing power? Yeah, okay, let's, you know what? Let's roll it back. Yeah. I was going to say maybe like, you know, we have the old architecture. That's what I meant. Oh, like pretty church. Yeah, yeah. Pretty churches, but let me just say spooky. My church was pretty, but it was spook. When you're in the choir and you have to go up to the top top, it's spooky up there. Amanda, you're pretty but spooky. Nice. That's such a good compliment. Thank you. Thank you. And Spencer? Compliment her. And it can't be about her body. Nice. You. Even though it is banging. Oh, baby. Oh my God. Why?

Why am I laughing? Wait, I want to hear it before I go. No, that's not how it works. Tell me the compliment before I go. You're really funny. Thanks. I was looking for Cards Against Humanity over there for some material. Damn, my stinky pussy.

Yeah. That's a classic. Three bros on the pod. Three bros. Can you guys believe that's Anthony? I could not. I found out last year that it was Anthony. It's so funny.

It's top. Yeah. Yeah. It's one of those popular ones. Yeah. 100%. It's pretty wild. Anthony had a viral vine.

Anthony had a viral vine. She doesn't know what vine is. She doesn't know vine. Did you ever make a vine Amanda? Yeah. That's insane. We need to find those. Find Amanda's vines.

Hashtag find Amanda's mine. Hashtag find Amanda's mine. But her emails. Amanda Vines. Amanda Vines is really good. Amanda Vines. It was right there in front of us the whole time. Wow.

Amanda, Amanda, Amanda, Amanda. What if there was Like at one point On the pod Someone just had a guitar like this the whole time It just like did not really acknowledge I bet you I bet you it exists Yeah

I bet you it exists You know how to play guitar? Yeah Give me a... Hey, tell me a chord to do He's legit Uh G

Uh A F minor Is this F minor? Ooh that's tough one No no no this is Isn't that F minor I don't know I think the guitar

is a little out of tune, so it's... You ever listen to Hart? You remember that song from Guitar Hero 2? Heart is that shit rock. I played rock band. Yeah, he same developers as Rock Guitar Hero 1 and 2. So Guitar Hero 1 and 2 was made by the same developers, and then after a while, those devs split off, different devs made Guitar Hero 3, and then the original ones made... We need another rock band really bad.

I don't think it would hit. Like, I don't think they, like, you know... Because people don't gather anymore. People don't, yeah. That's true. Because a rock band used to at a party. Having rock band there was so sick. There's a rock band drum set over there, somewhere over in art.

And that was, we would fight over the drum, like. Yeah, the drum was the best one. I never played the drum. I was a guitar guy. Whoa. I would go for the guitar. The drums I could not do. I hated the way the rock band guitars felt.

Bless you. They were mushy. Whereas the guitar gear one through three guitars were clicky. But they lost the patent to the music. the cliquiness so they had to do a mushy bar. No way. That's what I'm told. One of my friends in middle school had a metal DDR pad at his house.

That's crazy. He was popular. I bet. Wow. Yeah. That's a chosen right there. It was very chosen. I always sucked at DDR as well. Yeah, I never, I didn't understand how people got good because I was like, where are you all practicing? Like, are you just pumping quarters? People go to the arcade.

The mall? Yeah. Movie theater. Yeah. It was crazy. in Japan, truly going to an arcade there and being like, whoa, this feels like old school where I'm like, you can tell these people come to this arcade every day. Like, that's awesome.

It's kind of sick. I'm sorry. We're having a conversation. I feel I can't not talk. No, I get it's like... She's back and gone, yeah. No. Like, give her her her phone again, so she doesn't fucking...

She's doing the meme where it's like the kid eating cereal. It's like how it feels to listen to a podcast and it's the kid eating cereal next to like the mural of people like talking and laughing and he's like talking like you know uh well we'll throw it up yeah fine clip that hey yeah jamy pull that uh picture up jamie is over and jamie is gone well there you got you got angela excited there what's your favorite musical i think honestly after seeing spelling bee i might say spelling me wow i i the way i never heard of it until it never heard about it until it's like i've heard about it till right now audience them to come up and they're like,

yes, they're competing with the other people and there's like songs in between yes, they sing you back to your seat if you lose. It is incredible. And there's two like almost stand-up comedians that are making jokes about the audience members that you brought up, like live. They have punchline and set up and punchline.

So it's like partially improvised. Yes. Angela, Angela. But even the outside of that outside of the Improval elements. Now, Angela.

So, I'm sorry, continue chance. I'm loving. What kind of songs are they? I mean, they're classic musical theater. It's like, dun, dun, dun, dunk, dunk. Yeah, yeah. It's very, like a little fast pace, like punchy. So it's a full comedy through and through.

Full comedy. There's some heart to it because they're playing like, but it's got hard. Elementary schoolers that have, like, different upbringings and like how you treat your kids. Like, the kids carry that over into. And this is a reprisal. So, like, because it's an old school place.

So did they change it up for this new version? They make it woke? They had some, yeah, they have like things that kids are talking about now. Uh-huh. Angela. We're doing a podcast. Yeah. She can't help it.

You guys have to stop talking about it. Some people were born performers. I think Angela is kind of a born performer, as much as that sucks to say. Hurts. But it's true. Yeah. But yeah, no, I would like to see it. I never got to be on that one show we did a spelling bikini wax.

Oh, that was a crazy one. Are you familiar with that show? No. It was a show that Sarah Whittle pitched and hosted where you were fully on a bed and they had like a box to cover your body. But you had wax strips down there. And if you got something wrong, they would. That was truly the vibe back then. Everything was punishments.

Okay. If you're going to pitch a show, you should be willing to do it. I think she did. She did. She did. She did do it. That was the vibe, too. Nobody pitched things that they weren't.

But it was just everything was punishment. I'm not going to get punished. But like we were talking about hair in the dress rehearsal room. And I was like, yeah, I've got like, I'm really hairy. So I'm like, I feel like it would have hurt me more. Yeah, I'm not too hairy. You guys are both fine-haired boys. Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

I'll see Spillingby at some point, though. Is it going to be on Netflix? Yeah. Is there going to be a movie of it? Is there going to be a movie? When can I... Probably not. Yeah.

Is it in L.A. at any point? I don't know. Where'd you see it? New York. I was in New York for a week. That's cool. Big Apple. Big Apple.

Do you have fun? I don't think we've talked about it yet. No, I just got back. Two days ago. Yeah. Fun. It was super fun. That's great.

New York. That was beautiful. Yeah. That was a really good moment. Alicia Keys. We still have the guitar. Yeah, man. Can you play guitar?

Nope. You can play something, right? Well, in high school, I played a little bit of mandolin. How crazy is that? Mandolin? Yeah, a little bit. Mandolin canto.

That was awesome. That was good. That was good. No, I own a guitar. On a keyboard. It's one of the things that I have. practiced and I can like play some chords but I'm not any good at it and I don't practice enough to be good just a little smoke on the water. That was my saxophone. Okay Lisa Sibson. I did play it in middle school

and I I enjoyed it and then it sat in my trunk for a long time and then my car got broken into and they stole my saxophone. No. Do you think you ever played it? You could have been the next Miles Davis like like I woke up in the middle of the night and heard someone playing beautiful alto sacks and I was like what? And then it was because they'd broken into my car and And they just immediately played it. Immediately wet the reeds and played it. Angela's got darts on her glasses right now. I bet you love wet in that read.

And I was emptying my spit valve. You were wet in that reed. Yeah. It's what I hated most about saxophone. Well, so you had to wet the read, but on trumpet and trombone, you had to empty the spit valve. It's disgusting. Are you familiar with that, Trev? Yeah.

Okay. No, I know about the reeds and the spit valve. I know about the... I wasn't in band. If your parents talked to you about the reeds and the spit valve... Yeah, and then I play a little guitar. I'm like, play Bail Lamos. Oh, I can't.

We can't play that. You guys are way too white for that. You guys are not ready for that. Anyways. Every time I heard Bailamose, I was like, this is about me. I bet you did. I'm in the music video. Is that Enrique Iglesias?

Yeah. It's Enrique Inglaces. I remember Jimmy Fallon doing a bit at, it was like the MTV Music Awards where he kept, because Enrico Iglesias has like that mole. Enrique. Enrique. Enrique. Enrique Iglesias has the mole.

And Jimmy Fallon kept like, every time he would turn away, he would like add to the mole. Holy moly, moly, molly. The mole would get bigger every time he came back. And I didn't really know what he looked like. So my mom had to explain the bit to me. Classic, Jan Fallon. A lot of my discovery of like pop culture things was me seeing a joke about it and asking my mom to explain it. Funny.

Funny. Do you know what my sister set me up to do? And yes, I'm going to talk about my sisters from the East Coast. They made me go up to my dad and ask him what testicles were. What did you say? Ask your mom. I have no idea. Why would your mom know, dude?

I don't know. He just wanted to avoid it. Why wouldn't she know? I don't know what those are. I don't know what those are. Your dad never told me. What a wild time. I just take a look.

Is that what happens to you? It's just like men in black too with the Balchinian. That one was for chance. I feel like we've talked about the Balchinianian. Yeah, Balchinian's good. Wow, this was such a wild experience, and I loved it so much. I'm sorry for hogging the seat so much. It's just really fun to yap.

Talking about hogs. But then, you were off-camera, dying laughing. Yeah, you would laugh as soon as you sat down. It makes no sense. Things are legitimately funnier back there sometimes. I know. It's true. It actually is really fun to be on the sidelines watching the podcast in real time. Yeah.

I'm like, I'm enjoying it. It is fun. Even when people aren't trying to make each other laugh. Smosh viewers be like. I know. I know. That's what it's like. POV, you're watching Smosh and having a good time.

Yeah, you're having a good time. Yeah. It was really fun. But then when you're on it, you weren't laughing at all. No. Yeah, it's just not the same. No, I get it. I get it too.

Well, I guess if that's time, everybody get on in here. Yeah. Hey, everybody get on in here, guys. Everybody. Everybody get up. Everybody get up. What was your bit? Angela, come on.

Do your bit. Can Angela, do your bit. Do your bit. Do your bit. Okay. Angela has a bit that she's been prepared. for about five minutes. She's really passionate about this.

Guys is going to hit really hard. And it's going to take about five minutes to get going, but once we get it. Oh! Kids, put the Nerf gun away. Why do I think that's funny? Okay, we have Lisa Loeb, we have Spencer, we have Trev, we have Chance, we have Shane.

Guys, comment below if you enjoyed, you laugh, you leave. That was our first time doing it. And I actually really did it. I did, great time. This was really fun. I thought it was really fun. It was fun. I really, there were so many times where I'm like,

oh, they're talking about something, yeah, that I want to talk about. And then when you go out there and then they're not talking about, it's like, do I bring it back up? So I have a lot of things that I can talk to you. I'll talk to you guys about it. It is a painful experience. Trevor, are you okay?

That was perfect. That was perfect. Perfect is, oh, we should have talked about Ruincape while he wasn't here. That would be funny. Ooh, that's good. Ruinscate. Good.

Okay. Thank you all for watching. We'll see you later. Bye. See you later.