Smosh Mouth - #136 - Let The Wheel Decide

Episode Date: March 23, 2026

Amanda and Shayne are joined by Damien to get their wheel on! Head to https://Brodo.com/SMOSHMOUTH for 20% off your first subscription order and use code SMOSHMOUTH for an additional $10 off.  #sponsored Get 20% off, plus free shipping at https://www.MeUndies.com/smoshmouth Promo Code smoshmouth. Sign up for your one-dollar-per-month trial today at https://www.shopify.com/smosh.PODCAST:https://bit.ly/SmoshMouthSpotifyhttps://smo.sh/SmoshMouthiHearthttps://bit.ly/SmoshMouthApple0:00 Intro12:03 Sponsor!13:34 The Wheel Game28:04 Sponsor!29:18 Back to spinning50:02 Sponsor!51:46 I'm getting dizzySUBSCRIBE: https://smo.sh/Sub2SmoshCastWEAR OUR JOKES: https://smosh.comWHO YOU HEARShayne Topp // https://www.instagram.com/shaynetopp/Damien Haas // https://www.instagram.com/damienhaas/Amanda Lehan-Canto // https://www.instagram.com/filmingamanda/WHO YOU DON’T HEAR (usually)Director: Selina GarciaEditor: Rock ColemanProducer: Amanda Lehan-Canto, Shayne Topp, Selina GarciaProduction Designer: Cassie VanceArt Director: Erin Kuschner, Josie BellerbyAssistant Art Director: Courtney ChapmanProp Master: Abigail SchmidtStage Manager: Alex AguilarDirector of Photography: Brennan IketaniVideographer: Eric Wann, James HullPodcasts Producer: Selina GarciaAssistant Director: Jonathan HyonExecutive Vice President of Production: Amanda BarnesDirector of Production: Alexcina FigueroaProduction Manager: Jonathan Hyon, Tyler KennedyProduction Coordinator: Oliver Wehlander, Zianne HooverProduction Assistant: Caroline SmithDirector of Post Production: Luke BakerDIT/Lead AE: Matt DuranDIT/AE: Beni KimuenePost Production Coordinator: Ariana MartinezDirector of IT: Tim BakerIT & Equipment Coordinator: Lopati Ho CheeSound Editor: Gareth HirdDirector of Design: Ness CardanoSenior Motion & Branding Designer: Christie HauckSenior Graphic Designer: Jay BillsGraphic Designer: Monica RavitchDirector of Channel Operations: Lizzy JonesChannel Operations Manager: Audrey CarganillaChannel Operations Coordinator: Sabrina LiebermanDirector of Social Media: Erica NoboaSocial Media Associate Producer: Peter DitzlerSocial Media Manager: Kim WilbornSocial Media Coordinator: Margaux BernalesSocial Editor: Vida RobbinsMerchandising Manager: Mallory MyersBrand Partnership Manager: Chloe MaysBrand Partnerships Coordinating Producer: Liz KummerOperations Manager: Marshall PeaseFinancial Operations Specialist: Natalie LewisTalent Coordinator: Danielle MosesPeople & Culture Manager: Katie FinkFront Office Assistant: Sara FaltersackCEO: Alessandra CataneseExecutive Producers: Anthony Padilla, Ian HecoxEVP of Programming & Development: Kiana ParkerAssociate Producer, Special Projects: Rachel CollisExecutive Assistant: Katelyn HempsteadOTHER SMOSHES:Smosh: https://smo.sh/Sub2SmoshSmosh Pit: https://smo.sh/Sub2SmoshPitSmosh Games: https://smo.sh/Sub2SmoshGamesSmosh Alike: https://bit.ly/SubToSmoshAlikeFOLLOW US:TikTok: https://smo.sh/TikTokInstagram: https://instagram.com/smoshFacebook: https://facebook.com/smosh

Not to get crude. I've been real tooty lately. I hope you do it here. Not not now. I don't know what it is. I get home in a moment. Please just fart. A woman who just desperately wants someone to fart. There's that tick.

There's a TikTok. A guy goes, me if I had the Infinity Godlady. He's like, everybody. Fart! That old woman? Fart! Fart! At man giving a lecture?

Fart. Everybody fart. It's so funny. Dude. He's holding his his and he's got like a voice thing. I do wonder what it would sound like if everybody at once.

It's gonna happen a bunch. I can't. Shane's too built. Stay in there. Stay in there. Do you guys remember that thing on Instagram would I be like, guess the fart?

With their partners? No, the partner would do the fart noise with their mouth and then their partner would do the heart. Oh, and try to fart to match it. To be like how well you know your partner. You try to guess with their

parts about. You're like, get the fart. And then the girl goes, and then the guy's like, and she's like, oh, I got it wrong. He's like, oh, you got it wrong. See, that's what TikTok's for.

Like, that is what you're going to I agree. Oh, anyways, hi, welcome to Smoshmouth. I'm Shane. And I'm Amanda, and we have a very wonderful guest with us here today. We have a very wonderful. We have a very wonderful guest.

Damien, the strawberry hogs. as they call me. Hi, folks. Great to be here. Love the show. We realized this is the first time you've been back since you were host. Yeah, it's been a minute.

Yeah, I hope I didn't scare you off. No, I just was really busy. Well, I'm so glad that you're back here. It's funny because I know we're doing the move right now, and my plan was in between the move and, like, actually, like, getting into the new space, I wanted to, like, get extremely shredded just as a joke. So it goes from like uploaded videos as normal to this.

That's not going well, but I did grow my hair real long. Your hair looks great. Your hair does look great. I appreciate it. I was saying during the move, because we didn't film for a few weeks there. And we're about to like not film as much stuff for the next while while we're moving. Of like, what if everybody pumped as much gear as possible? Yeah.

And we work out super hard. Everybody gets ripped, like disgustingly ripped. Like not where it looks good. Oh, I would love that. Where it's like that. And then we all learn Chinese. and we come back we're all super buff

and we do not, we just speak Chinese. Oh. And it's just like, what if we did that? Oh, Shane. Oh, boy. This is a journal thought. I started a little bit. What if we did that?

I would love to get super ripped. Remember those like bodybuilder women who are super tan and they are ripped? My parents met like at a gym in like the 70s 80s and they would like judge bodybuilding competitions. I think that's sort of how they both wanted to be at. that time. It was wild. Wow, so I should do that. You want to be like the wife of Rex Kwondo in Napoleon Dynamo? Yes. Oh my God. Yes. Yeah. Wow. What a reference. I know. We

watched it recently. Oh, nice. You did? What's the, what's the last? What's the, Tina? Tina. Tina. Tina felt Lord, get the food. What happened to that guy? Oh, you didn't hear? John Heeter? He's around. He's around. What do you mean? He's just a guy. He's just a guy doing stuff. Nothing bad happened to him, right? Not that I know. Benchwarmers. Yeah. Yeah. No, that wasn't a good one for him. Yeah.

Yeah. No, I think he's fine. Anyways. We got a wheel here today. I've wanted to get a wheel on to... What? You want to get your wheel on? I want to get my wheel on.

Caveman talk show. Today we're joined by Wheel. Okay. Let's explain the wheel. So we're at number nine. So this is a one through ten scale, but the exclamation marks are wild. Yeah, you get to choose if it lands on exclamation. Yeah.

Basically, a few episodes ago, we did some fun wheel games. I said how I want to do Hot Take Roulette was a game that I pitched forever ago. But then we were also having fun of just like having it land on a number. You associate that with something and then the other people would guess what number you landed on. Yeah, we did cartoon sounds. I didn't have as much fun doing that because I wasn't that good at it. But we still did it. And you guys will probably.

We can try to figure it out. All right. Before this, we were spinning the wheel and seeing how gay we were. Yeah. Jonathan walked up and is like, how gay am I? And it landed on one. So just so everybody knows, Jonathan is the straightest person. Canonically. Canonically.

I'm shocked. You're revealing this. But then he asked how straight am I and he spent again and landed on one. He is neither. Right. He doesn't. He really is sort of like a yin and yang of gay straight. Yeah.

Yeah. And you? I landed on an eight, which means I'm the gayest one here. Yeah. And as the gayest one here. Yes. Everybody, please, give me treats. What kind of treats?

I don't know. What? I'm very new to the culture. What do we like? If you're gay, tell me what treats we like now. Lots of things. But yeah, we brought in the wheel just to have a little fun. It's bigger and better.

Yeah. No, this wheel is satisfying as hell. It's more improved. I feel like with a lot of these wheels, if you spin them, you're worried you're going to make them fall to the side. Here, it's sturdy. I feel like I could really spin this thing. And it's fun.

So if you're watching, you're going to know what number they landed on. You're going to get to see what they're trying to interpret. If you're listening, you have to just guess what number it landed on. We're going to lie every time. And we're going to lie to you. We're going to be like four. And that's how it goes? And that goes.

And that's how you, you're doing? Yeah, Damien, how's it been going? Yeah, how's it been going? It's been, I got a couple good things going on. You know, a couple bummer things too. But had a good announcement. I get the voice character named Diego Brando. in Steel Ball Run, Jojo's Bazaar Adventure,

which is a dream because I love Jojo's Bazaar Adventure. Dude. Thank you. When you announced that, I was like, this is, you've done so many cool projects over the years, but I was like, being in Jojo's Bazaar Adventure is crazy. Thank you, my friend.

That's a dream for sure. I saw fans saying that now Smosh is a Jojo reference. Well, it already was because you dressed as Dio that one time. That is true. I, literally for your funeral roast, years ago, I dressed up as this character. Well, a version of, like... Wait, this?

Yes. Now, that's Dio, that's Dio, who's like a immortal vampire crazy person. This is Diego who goes by Dio, and it's kind of like a reset. It's a rebooted, a bit of a rebooted universe. This now takes place in the Wild West, kind of. I mean, it's like 1890, I think. Yeah. Wild West?

Or just city. You'll see. But out of all the characters. But out of all the characters. you could have voiced. You're voicing Dio. I was really, or Diego, but yeah. Diego, yeah.

But I was pretty... Can you give us the voice real quick or no? You'll just have to tune in to Netflix on March 19th for the premiere. Yeah, so it's already out by the time this airs. Go back in time, silly. I am currently trying to catch up. I'm almost done with Golden Wind. Hell yeah.

Which is awesome. I don't think you... I know you want to. I don't think you have to have seen the other... It's a bit of an anthology. Okay. So, yeah, this one's a bit of a reboot. But that was a...

So that's a cool thing. Other major thing, I won't dwell on it too much, but my beloved cat, Zelda, passed away in December, which was, you know, yeah, it was really hard and still is. But as of a week ago, it's been a few months now, as of a week ago, I adopted a new cat and have named him Tuppens. Tuppens. And he's my sweet little baby boy, and I still miss Zelda all the time, but it's nice to give a home to a new beast. And you were like universally connected to this new cat, right? Didn't you say there was like something? Yeah, I remember.

So I woke up and like the rescue had like two minutes prior posted like, I used to call my little cow or like my little beef because and this one was also a black and white cat. And the post said something like, have you ever wanted a house cow? And I was like, oh, that's crazy. And then like they showed this cat like flopping down and it looked just like Zelda. And like when I went to go meet him six hours away in the Bay. area, he like, Zelda couldn't really meow and this cat can't really meow. And I was just like, this is so like...

Oh, it's Zelda's spirit. Yeah, yeah. It's a sweet situation. So, I'm really happy to have him. Tuppence is such a Damian word. Thank you. Like, it's a great word. It makes me think of Mary Poppins.

Yeah, it feels like a top hat. Tuppence. That person. I don't know where that came from, but I always used it as like a cat name of things. Apparently, people pointed this out on my post about it. I named the cat that we met in Baffla. Legacy, Tuppence. No way.

Which I did not realize. People were like, it's a Smosh reference. I'm like, I guess it is. Wow. I just feel like, yeah. Oh, my God. I can see it being a recurring word that you, because it just, it's of the sound of words that I feel like you throw around a lot.

Tubbins, yeah. Guys remember Beth Legacy? I do. Apparently not well enough. People had to point it out, but. I mean, I, well, it was, we did a lot of episode. Oh, my God. And it was crazy.

We came up with a new character all the time. It was so fun. The amount of people I've, had come up to me at conventions to say like, oh, my friends and I found a copy of betrayal legacy because we wanted to, or like, you know, that was the first thing I saw on games. And because of that, like, we started playing games in our group. Like, it's so wild. It was really. I just remember Shane at one point, like, didn't get a turn in. And I swear to God, this man was just asleep, sitting next to me in full character just like this. Oh, in fact that he has some of my favorite moments

working at Smosh. And it also has some moments where I was just like, I think I'm gonna die. Because like that was where my luck, I was like, I think I'm starting to believe in luck and bad luck because what's even crazier is like fans saw that I was really having bad luck with rolling. We did not show that there were times where we were like, let's just re-roll. And I, 10 minutes would go by. And we're like, I can't roll a good roll. We can't even fake it. Yeah, it was nuts.

It was insane. My characters were doomed I was a doomed It was much like Much like Jojo My bloodline was curse But you Shane Are a very like

Special type of performer Where like I know it was frustrating As a player of the game As somebody like Watching it back Doesn't matter Because you're having so much fun with it

And you're still Such a part of everything Because he's asleep And he's free game His energy Some of my favorite moments Are when people Were doing nothing

In the game My favorite character Chance ever did was the bodyguard and he literally was stuck outside the entire time. He's securing the perimeter. Yeah. Oh, man. I would be shocked if any

Smosh Mouth listeners. The bodyguard is coming back. Yes, he is coming back. Just so you know. To see no. Hitch musical. I'd be shocked if any Smosh Mouth listeners have not watched Baf Legacy but if you haven't watched it. Oh my God. You're in for a treat. It is so much fun.

I came up with so many toxic male characters. It was really fun for me. Really enjoyable. You're a little too good at it. I was a little bit too good at it. Yeah. You know, that's my way of healing. You and Angela, when you turn into men, nightmare.

Hot. What? Nightmare for you. I would argue Courtney as well with like a Dominic, where you're like, Dominic's like suave, but a little bit like. I would argue what's crazy about Dominic is, is he toxic? I think Dominic started out toxic and now in his different iterations is more like, okay, that's just Dominic.

I feel like he's kind of sweeter. He's actually kind of sweet. Whereas like my guy and Angela's guys are just mom's. They were awful, yeah. But would not trust them. But cute as hell. Except for catch them. Invite them to a party.

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I'm going to stop this. Sorry. Try again. No, no, no. You got to have some. No, no. You can't spin it and then start talking shit. Whatever number lands on, one through 10, 10 being the best.

That's what a bad. Okay. Thank you. I'm sorry for stopping it, but I was like, you gotta have something. I have something. It's awesome. And it can't be one of your own. Oh, shit.

Okay, fine. I'm just kidding. Okay, no. Let's, all right, that's a wild. That's, all right. One. Okay. I know mine.

I know mine. This is what we think our worst. Bath. Bath legacy character was. Not ours. Well, now it kind of has to do our own because it's hard to recall. Fine. Out of our own what we think our worst.

Okay. I think I know. I have two back to back though. I think I know mine. Yeah. Mine's the Manson murderer girl with the long hair was just like she had no POV, no plot points. She was just like, I can't do anything. I just wanted to look like a Manson girl.

That was my only thing. You know what's crazy? Mine would also be the like 1960s, 1970s. I forget his name, but like... Can't remember him. Exactly. I had a tough time finding the balance sometimes because a lot of that was like, you know, we're way better about it now on games where like people running it are going to be off

camera. In that situation, it was kind of like I had to run the game and also keep folks on board while playing a character. So it was hard to find that play. So this guy especially, I'm like, he was trying to be like laid back and like a little stonery. Who even knows? I don't remember a lot of the names. I just remember the vibes.

So like with him, it was like, okay, I've got to be like on it and run things, but also just like, I'm chill. Did not vibe well. Too hard. Too hard. Too hard. In the 1910s, I think it was, I did like a Teddy Roosevelt character,

and I just couldn't find it. I was just like, I don't know what this guy is. Don't remember that at all. Yeah, exactly. He wore blue. It just kind of, yeah. Well, they all wore blue. It just kind of was like fell flat.

And I felt like, because I felt like in the 1960s, that's when I started doing my Aunt Carolyn type of character. Oh, yeah. And I felt like that was. Well, you did the Beatles guy. No, the Beatles guy was 1700s. Remember, because it was the revolution. Yeah.

No, he was, Beatle Braun was probably my favorite. My favorite was your poet. Oh, yeah. Oh, I love your poet. I mean, I love that after all the years, the most famous one is Atlas Whitmore. Atlas Whitmore. Oh, yeah. My hot, hot wife.

Gotta get home away from all this seamen to my hot wife. Atlas Whitemore. I don't remember any of the game. That intro is legendary. Wait, wait, wait, wait. No, no, no. One of the best characters ever from Chance with Shelby, Shelby, Shelby, take off your clothes, Shelby.

Remember? Was it Whitmore? Yes. Was it, but like the old school Whitmore was like the thing where it's like, Shelby? His line was insane. Chance was, if you guys haven't seen, Shine. This was literally when Chance and Angela first got on the channel.

Yeah. And they were like, hey, we're going to do months of filming Bath Legacy, which is essentially you're going from the 1700s to the, Modern day. It's crazy to think about when we first started doing it, I didn't know them that well. So when Angela named one of her characters vacuum, I was like, I don't know what's going on.

And nowadays, I'm like, yeah, of course. Yeah, of course. Catch them. Remember? Catch him. I was like, what are you doing? Yeah, and would let go of the bow every time. Angela gets excited about props.

Oh, yeah. She's a prop first character later. Yes, absolutely. It's so funny, Shane, because when you say, like, yeah, I didn't know what I was doing with my Teddy Roosevelt. Like, at least you started with Teddy Roosevelt, and we're like, we know the kind of vibe.

With Ketcham, I'm like, what are you seeing? Where are you coming? In your mind's eye, what are you seeing? We all had a different, like, route because I would always pick, I would always pick a historical figure from the time, kind of,

that I would base it off of, right? Because I did, I did, I remember I did Tom Sawyer, Teddy Roosevelt, Charlie Chaplin. Like, I was finding the character from the era and then making a character out of it. And then Angela would just be like,

oh, there's a twig over there. What's that character? And just based it off that. And it would, she'd find it. It was, I just, I just based it off

of the O'Brien's an Irish guy and then I just was like, who would this Irish guy's mom be or brother me or son be? And then I did a

Girls Got Gout? My God. My God. Anyways, that's Bath Legacy. That was three years ago. Two years ago. No,

it has to be four at this point. Five? When we started. Seven. Probably seven years ago. No. Eight years.

I'll turn this car around. I'm going crazy. And so am I. So that's how I've been. Changing the subject, isn't it really funny that when Damien was on, we made fun of Jonathan for opening up Worther's originals? And then a few weeks ago, you, Chance and Angela were on the episode, and you decided to just eat candy throughout the whole episode. Yeah. That's crazy.

Yeah. Is that why we had to move? We had ants. Yeah. We had so many ants. Hey, Angela brought the whole bowl of candy, and what was that going to do? Wait, just from the reception desk? Yeah.

And you guys chose like, don't take that. Sarah was like, no. So don't take the whole bowl. And she's like, I'll bring it back. I'll bring it back. In an hour after we filmed this podcast. And she poured out all the candy. By the way, there was some crazy stuff in that bowl.

Like candy that, like, has been there's a hundred years. Milky Way was left? The Milky Way's are always left. No, those little worms, those little worms That are like Oh, the trolleys? No, it was awful that we ate that much candy on Microphone

Yeah, I guess I will Yeah, that does track. I think Milky Ways are great. Milky Ways are great. You know what? Milky Ways. Let's do candy bars. Okay.

One to ten. Or just candy in general. Okay. I think it was Neko Wafers. For people who are only listening to this audio, that probably sounds fun Or am I wrong? Probably ASMR.

Ooh, a 4. Four is like, yeah, whatever. not that good. Okay. I got mine. Okay. Raisinettes. See, I love raisinets, but I can see why it's a lot of folks.

They're fun. Six. I could do without. If we're talking like Halloween candy, I would say like a regular like little Hershey's, like fun-sized Hershey's bar. Oh, yeah. It's like a four. Yeah.

That's a good four. Yeah. I can agree with that. I can agree with that for sure. What's your own though? What's my own for? Do you not eat candy? I love candy.

I love candy. Well, it's why it works out so we can burn off all that candy. Oh my God, he just goes home and eats a bowl of candy. So I need more candies. I've been trying a thing lately, by the way. Like, Costco makes really good cookies and that's like my, my kryptonite. Noddy. So instead of, so like trying to, you know, be a little healthier, what I do is I have one big meal per day, and then I have like two other medium to big size meals.

And then six cookies. And then I have like, all, and then I only eat cookies. So I don't know what I'm doing wrong. But I did grow my hair long. I do not understand what's happening. You're killing it. You're killing it. Have you ever had the Costco cake?

No. Costco food is just so good. A massive chocolate cake at Costco. Noddy danger. Chocolate cake for me would be like a three. Shane, what's your for? I would go with, you know what? I'm going to put it there.

It is probably better than this, but I would say like a payday. Just because they're like, they're just not what I'm going to go for. Were paydays canceled? What were those canceled? That's such a funny. Yeah, they say about mundane things. Weren't those canceled? Hey, if brands can tweet like their people, they can get canceled too.

Like, sorry. Payday, you can't say that about anybody. Do not like your opinions on Jim Carrey. You're canceled. Guys, I can't handle the Jim Carrey stuff. It's already been passed for like a, It's he got work done. Let it be. I'm so curious what the actual revelation will be by the time this airs.

I know. What if we find out he that he has, he has an interview has been like, oh, I have a stand-in going and get awards for me. But I think he was joking. I think the problem is that I do, I am not up. I never was up to date on any of the Jim Carrey stuff, right? I think the problem is he is of our current era, the closest to an Andy Kaufman of like, would he send someone in a Jim Carrey, mask to a red carpet to pretend to be him. I'm like, Jim Carrey would maybe do that.

Yeah. But I'm also like, but people were getting into the weeds of like he's a clone. And I was like, no, I get if we think that Jim Carrey's doing a bit. Yeah. But beyond that, I'm not going to follow you. Like, and I also don't care enough. Like, there's only one clone. It was that sheep forever ago.

Dolly. I've seen her. What? Isn't she? Because I went to the museum in the Scotland. Oh, she stuffed, right? Yeah. She's not real.

Not anymore. Yeah. Yeah. So you saw her in the museum. Yeah. I wasn't just like in the museum. Dahlie! Oh my God.

Dahlie. She's like, always nice to meet a fan. Hi. Dolly. Hi. Yeah, no. I think he would have a stand. This feels so parisocial because it is.

Because I don't know Jim Carrey. I don't know him at all. But just from what I've seen from him in interviews over so many years, he seems to be the type that's just like, nope, everything's poison. I don't want to like touch anything. that's weird. Like, I'm, you know, I'm trying to live my life and just be pure. And so for like, he didn't, the look that he had wasn't like, oh, he got a little work done. That was like, you're on face lip number nine. And people are like, uh, oh, you got to stop. So. He got like,

you know, big cheeks and. Yeah, which didn't, didn't line up with what I'd seen before. So I think that's why people were like, there's got to be something. But if anything, I'm like, yeah, someone could have a stand in or maybe, I worked on a little. It just felt like a sequel to people saying that Avrilavine died and she's been replaced by a clone. Isn't it crazy? Oh my God. That was years ago. How many conspiracy theories have been semi-confirmed at this point where we're just like,

well, shit, like. Yeah. But she's real. But she's real. I do the real. Avrilavine songs. I realized, so I want to play hot take roulette at other games, but the problem is we can't see what number it lands on.

But the wheel is so big. You can shut your eyes. I know, but then I guess... Oh, yeah. Shut your eyes. Maybe it lands out a number and then spin it a couple more, like, spin it again. So we're doing it sort of like that warm up game that we play where it's like, I'll give you a category like breakfast foods. And then you are trying to get me to guess that you guys are giving something at like a two.

Yes. So I'd be like, oh, like instant eggs. Let's do that first. It's the easy version. That's a wayflank. How do we hide the wheel once we've landed on something? Just change it. Just change it.

Just spin it again. Just rustle it around. All right. Who wants to go first? Shane? Okay. I'll pick the categories for you guys. So it'll be one through ten.

And if it's wild, if it's wild, spin it again. Or spin it to one of the near numbers. Okay. And then, yeah, all right. Go ahead. When we have you close your eyes, we're also going to have you, like, close your ears so that we can, like, whisper it. What's the topic? the topics for you guys. Actually, okay,

let's start off with something simple. Fruits. Wow. Fruits. Okay, fruits. Fruits. Okay, we're going to spin it now? Yeah. I gave it a good one, so he'd be like that for a while.

So Amanda, tell me about a painful memory from childhood. Oh, man. You can hear. I can barely. I got my period. You know, it was awful. Okay. Okay, so now I'm going to adjust. Just put it on.

No, shit. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay. Okay. You can open your eyes. in your ears. Oh, you heard that. Oh, so you heard that. It's impossible to not hear. Okay, here we go. All right. You said fruit? Yeah, fruit. And we both know what the number is.

Yes, we do. Okay. Fruit. I'm going to say like a strawberry. Whoa, Damien's strawberry haze. That's a good callback. Thank you. Okay, I'm gonna say a Clementine.

Okay. Oh, not weird shit. What? Clementine is like a cutie. Right. Oh, okay. You didn't. So this is, I would go with, I'd go with an eight.

Is that your final answer? Because those are really good. Oh, I'll give a second one. A strawberry is great. I'll give a second one. Strawberries. And those, and those, those Clementines are very convenient and nice. A bartlett pear.

Oh, so cute. Okay. Okay. We named all the fruits. And then we're out of fruits. Oh my God, we're done. Green grapes. Green grapes.

That feels a little lower maybe. But still good. I'm going to lower it down to, I'm going to say a seven. Seven final answer, boom. That's it. Nice. You did it. That was really, really good.

Strawberries too good to be a seven. I'm sorry. But green grapes are good. They're good, but they're not the top. They're kind of whatever. They're fine. And the problem with them is if you're eating a fruit bowl and you have a fork and you're eating that, the green grape dodges every. It's like, it's like, no.

Why? You don't get me. No, you can't eat it with a fork. Especially with like a plastic fork if it's like part of a little fruit cup. The problem is you have a plastic fork. You're eating a little fruit cup. And then you get to the grapes and it's like, all right, I guess I'll throw the fork away and grab you. What are you guys ordering?

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Back to the show. Yeah, let's do it. Let's go back to the show. Let's do the show. Okay. Who wants to go next? Me. All right. What's the category? Any category you want. Any. Anything. Any. Horror movies. Horror movies. Oh, dude.

Okay, solid. From any time. Spin that, spin that baby. This is gonna be good. This is gonna be real good. Ooh, do we think? Do we think? Oh, whisper it into my mic.

Oh, shh. 10. All right, we're gonna adjust now. Okay, open your eyes and ears. Woo! Okay. That was fun. Okay.

Hmm. Horovian. Horovian. Harovia. Now, are we going personal ratings? Or are we going like, no, this is like popular opinion. Which would you prefer? Popular opinion.

Popular opinion. Okay. That would be more helpful. Okay, popular opinion, I know. Yeah, I've got, you go for it. Exorcist. I'm gonna say alien. Class.

Class. I know it, I guess it's a little divisive. You don't consider it. It is, it is a scary movie. It's a sci-fi horror. It's sci-fi horror, but. It's sci-fi horror. Yeah, it's great.

Keep-e-h-h. Then, in which case, I'll say. Then, Kibet. Okay. We'll do a second round. Okay, so let me give my, okay, Exorcist, Alien. So those feel like classic, solid. Like when you talk about people like, yeah, of course.

But do I think that they're the best? No. But I think that they're up there. So I want to give this like a nine or an eight. okay give me another one oh god or maybe you guys think it's boring whatever I'll go with um psycho

uh yeah I'm gonna say uh hereditary this is tough because I hated hereditary so I'm not gonna say that one probably what I'd probably say instead is uh just like nightmare on Elm Street okay so many classic ones

which are like the base of most horror movies, which is awesome. But I don't think that they're still a 10. But then I'm like, but what's above the Exorcist? Because the Exorcist is amazing. I'm going to stick with nine. Final answer.

It was 10. What would you consider a 10? Honestly. Because if Exorcist is not a 10. Honestly, I would talk to me. If you said like, talk to me. If you said something that you were like. But you're like,

But that's personal, that's personal faves. You said specifically public opinion. Oh, but talk to me is a public opinion. Hell yeah. I think talk to me is probably a public opinion eight or nine. I thought was great. I loved talk to me. Okay, okay, okay.

I set myself up for failure. Damn, Amanda. Because we were listing like what would be in the top five all time for, psycho, exorcist, alien. And that would be, that would be the top. Good job, okay. Yeah. She's Louise. But if you said six cents, I would have said ten.

Oh. I don't consider that a horror movie. Okay. So this is the issue. This is the issue. Yeah. It turns out that guy's Bruce Willis the whole time. Which is shocking.

Did Tommy ever tell you that his mom completely spoiled that ending? No, I saw that on, I saw that on a spinole. It's very funny to me. It's very funny to me. Did you know what I realized? My son's name is Cole. That boy's name is Cole. The boy from AI.

Yeah. Oh my God. That movie was horrendous. with Jude Law. All right, you're up, Damien. What's your category? Movies that you could have on VHS. Oh.

So it has to be like from that era. Oh, I love that. Oh, this is right up Amanda's alley. Great. All right, spin it. Okay. Okay. Ooh, that's a good one.

Movies that you could have on VHS? Yeah, so good. Yeah, hell yeah. I already know. Oh, shit. Three. Okay, spin it again a little bit. Do you.

Am I good? No. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You're good. You're good. You're good. Okay. Okay.

Got it. Okay. Indian in the cupboard. Yeah. Wow. That's crazy. I don't know where to go with that. Well, I had it on VHS and you had like a little.

You had a. Yeah. It came with a key. They played it in elementary school. It did. All I remember from that movie is like, I remember watching it in elementary school when it's like the teacher is, you know, hung over kind of day. Yeah.

And like, he makes some like corned beef from a can for the guy in the cupboard. And he's just like, the guy goes like, you cook this. Women cook. You are a woman. Yeah. So that's the kind of movie if you haven't seen it. Yeah. There's a lot going on in that movie.

I'm going to. say Mars attacks, but your family taped it, so there's some commercials, and they're missing some of the end. Oh, damn. Okay, here's the deal. That movie had me

at like a three. Mars attacks is great, but you're like missing the end of these commercials. So I'm going to put that I'm going to say four. We're going to, should we do a second round? Yeah, do a second round. Okay. Hans Christian Anderson's Little Mermaid, the anime version.

Oh Well The anime version The animated version So not Little Mermaid It is Little Mermaid Animated not anime It's anime

And then it's Hans Christian Anderson And it's very confusing It was in my house My grandmother got it for us Your grandmother of the anime connoisseur She's the one who introduced me to Star Wars Have you ever seen Devil Man? That's great

I don't know why Maybe that's not going to help you actually It sure didn't, but that's okay I don't know if I put that above or below it before. Okay. You go. I'll go with Oh shit.

This is tough. I think it's tough because when I was a kid, we only had straight up bangers on VHS. That's what I'm saying. Well, now you're... That's what I'm saying. Yeah. So I'm trying to think of...

But you've been to a blogger. Blockbuster and look down the aisles and been like, ugh. Yeah. True. True. True. Yeah, for sure. Yeah, for sure.

I'll go with, I'll go with like Mortal Kombat 2. Okay. I'll go home video of my sister's dance recital, but she's in it for five minutes. And the video's four hours long. Oh, that knocked it down to a two. Is it two? Is it three?

It was three. It's three. It was too strong. No, it's okay. Not too hard because all my VHSs were bangers. I'm trying to think of it. I was like, God, it's hard for me to think about that movie from that era. I guess I didn't really think about bad stuff.

We got a tough. Three is a tough number. Three is a tough one. But to be honest with you, I started with what you said the first thing. I was like, that's a three for sure. And then Mars attacks, I was like, oh, great. So I did well. You did pretty good.

Yeah. Pretty good. And then I was like, oh my God, Fantasia is my favorite VHS. And I was like, but Fantasia is a 10. Yeah. Oh, I would see about Fantasia. Fantasia's a 10. 10.

I missed the, like, sensory feeling of those, like, blister box style. Oh, my God. I was at a thrift where we did a ton of those. Hell yeah. They're so good. Coming soon to Disney. God. Every time we would go to this place called VideoMania and my dad would bring us every Friday.

And we would pick the same movie. And he's like, you can always want anything else. and it was always Ace Ventura every single Friday. That's a good rewatch. Every single Friday because that was like our thing. He would get home from work and we'd go to Video Mania together and get pizza. It's such a different era of like, because I remember going to rent movies but also renting video games.

And I would rent Super Smash Bros for N64 over and over and over until I definitely spent more money renting it. Yeah. Than just buying the game. One cool life hack I found was going to Blockbuster. And if they were out of a game, like they would give you a value. to rent it for free later or like some other game if they were out still. So I think it was Mario Sunshine and Star Fox Legends at the same time came out.

And they were just completely gone. And I was just like, hi, once again, checking if you have Mario Sunshine. You don't. I'll be seeing you next week. Yeah. I remember that. Yeah. Okay, I have another game I want to play with this wheel.

Okay. And this one, two people will close their eyes and ears. What? Well, one person doesn't. So I'm, I want to think of scenario. or we can do variations on this but I was thinking okay maybe this one's actually one person

closed their eyes and ears the scenario is one of you made us dinner and on a scale of the other two are trying to sorry if you make me close my eyes I'm gonna kill you one of you made us dinner

and you only wore like a pants and your boobs out yeah So we're at a topless dinner. All right. And you thought I said topas. And Amanda, you will close your eyes and ears.

You made us dinner. And the scale of 1 to 10 is how good or bad it was. Uh-huh. And how we're, but we're trying to play it off like it was great. So I guess. You have to guess how good the dinner was. How good or bad it actually was. That's so fun.

Horrible. And we're trying to play it off like, no, it was good. Okay. 10 being it was no. It was actually great. And we had a great time. So you're going to try to, but we're going to try to be polite about it. And that's the same.

scenario. So dumb. All right. This is so fun. Let's spin it. Spins forever. Oh, it's picking steam back up. Oh, no.

Exclamation mark. Okay. Just move it over. No, move it over. Oh, my God. Any of them are funny. One. Okay.

All right. Okay. Okay. All right. Oh, Amanda, open your eyes. Okay, so. Are you okay? It felt like you were sick. No, I'm fine. All right. So we have just gotten done with dinner and you are asking us how, because you cooked for us and you're asking us how good it was. I thought Amanda was opening her eyes into the scene. Oh, so sorry. I am open my eyes into the scene. So you boys like your dinner, peas and potatoes and those little wiener. meaner hot dogs that us last the long way. Oh, you guys feel like you're about to throw up. It was very good, Mrs. Commanderson. Thank you for having me over. Oh, my God. You feel like you're drugged up.

It was great. Oh, my God. Are you holding in a fart or a throw-up? Excuse me, Ms. Commanderston. Where is your restroom? And do you have a bucket as well? Can I use the restroom first? Can I please back and forth forever use the bucket? My last name is Commanderson? Yeah. Well, being a part of the military for a long time, we have buckets everywhere because that's what happens when you haven't shot.

Okay, so it seems like this is the one. Yeah, it seems like you guys want to diarrhea and vomit at the same time. I guess those weeners were too much for you, boys, huh? What happened here? Hey, look, I'll defend a minute. You gave her a character. I said you made this dinner. And Amanda didn't want to make you dinner.

This Mrs. Commanderson did. Am I right with one? I feel like she's Mr. Grubbs' soulmate. Yeah, she's just like, where were you? Boys, you're going to eat those we're going to have to feed them to the dog? Boys, I'm giving the dogs the rest of your weaners. Say, ah, if you want to finish them.

Hey, these sausages came all the way from Vienna. You're gonna eat them up and you're gonna lack them. Why'd you turn it towards you if it's not even on one? Didn't mean to. Okay, so I was right. Yeah, you're right. Yeah, you guys played that pretty well. Like, grow-up city.

I feel like one was pretty easy. Why don't you guys? Okay. You both will close your eyes and ears and we'll spin it. And whatever number it lands on is how, it'll pretend it's a job interview. Okay. And whatever number it lands on is how bad I have to pee. And who's interviewing who?

You guys are interviewing me. Oh. But then you'll at the end, you'll guess how bad I have to be. Are we interviewing you for which? A job, whatever job. Okay, we're casting directors. We're casting directors. Interviewing for a new electrician.

No, I'm kidding. What? We're casting directors interviewing for the new door guy. Yeah. But he needs to be able to act. So. All right, suspend it. So we shut our eyes?

You shut your eyes. Oh, okay. And then I'll move it before it, before it, uh, you guys open it. your eyes. Okay. This is how bad I have to piss. Six. All right. So I'm just sitting down and open your eyes. Thank you so much for coming in. For doorman.

Bartholomew and I will be interviewing you. Great. Do you have a resume or headshot with you? Oh, yeah. Oh yeah. We need a headshot for all the security doorman. Not just the actors. We need to know that you're beautiful. Right. Nice boots. It says here you trained with Margaret Anderson's door company. What was that like?

Oh, yeah. She has a lot of doors. And we'd kind of work through different type of door techniques every week. It was an intensive. It was a six-week intensive. And yeah, I got, she passed me. I could have moved on to door intermediate, but I just didn't want to. Did you hurt your leg?

No. In an accident? No, I mean, it's, it's, you know, I just haven't been stretching much. Do you want a glass of water? I'm okay. I'm good. Oh, okay. Do you mind if I eat my stained Tupperware spaghetti while we interview you?

Bartholomew, you don't need to ask his permission. You get you have my permission. I'm just letting him know what my space work was. Sorry. I've just became Mrs. Commandison. All right. So we're looking for someone who disappears in their role. Right.

Like my partner, he does. Uh-huh. Are you okay? I'm fine. Can I poke your tummy? You may not poke my tummy. Well, a part of the interview process is us poking your tummy. That feels more like a doctor's exam.

Well, I feel like when people come up and open doors. Yeah, but when people come up and want to get in the building and you say no, they're going to go, listen here, Buster. And they're going to be eye level to your belly button. They're going to be like, listen here, Buster. Do you know who I think I am? I don't trust you. Feels like, it feels like a six. It feels like a six or seven.

I was going to say six. It's a six. Yeah. I knew from when I said, can I poke your tummy? And you said, no, he was a six. By the way, how did you stain Tupperware spaghetti going? We were casting. There is nothing better than someone bringing out the nastiest Tupperware full of spaghetti.

It's always when you're auditioning, you're like, oh, I prepared for this as best I could. I got a parking ticket even trying to be here. And they just start eating lunch and they're not even fucking looking at you. It's so true. God damn. Wait, I'm obsessed with this. Okay. I want to play.

I feel like I'm supposed to... Oh, yeah, neither of us can guess the numbers. It can be whatever you want. What's the scenario? It can be any scenario you want. You two are both doctors slash medical professionals. Of course. I want to you're having a hard time telling me like exactly what the news is for my test results.

Oh. And one one being, it's bad news. Ten being, you know, obviously incredible, incredible news. You have us telling you horrible news. Maybe. Horrible medical news. I'm going to be like, I'm just going to, yeah, I just want to suss out how bad my test results were before you actually tell me what they are. So wait, so we are spending it and you're not.

Yeah. Okay. we are doctors giving you test results. One being horrible news. Ten being you're the healthiest man. This is so fun and not triggering for anybody. Let's do this. Yeah, actually, good point.

Is this okay? I was going to do something like a silly version of it, but maybe it's, um... What if I talk like this? What do I make it silly? I can't wait to get my test results. Oh boy. I think let's do it. Let's commit to it.

Let's do it. Well, we're not going to do it. real world shit. Like, you're no. We're doctors, but a, plug your ears.

You might know what it sounds like when it lands on something. Be doctors without boundaries. Yeah. Doctors without borders. This is the pit. Six.

All right. All right. O'Riley. Okay, stop. Okay. Mr. Anderson. Ah, yeah. It's me.

Wow. Mr. Anderson. Well, gosh, it's going to be a while till I'm a real mister. I'm eight years old. I'm so happy to be here. Oh, this makes it so much more. Do I get my lollipop now?

You're a child. Yes. Here's your lollipop. Oh, boy. It's comically large, and my spinning propeller cap works with a tooth. Oh, it's so fun. Well, that you came over here. Without your parents.

Well, after you're, we looked at everything, a little. Yeah. And, uh. All right. How's everything looking? Will I be able to play baseball in the summer? Um, you know what? I think if you took this summer off next summer, you will definitely be able to play. Okay. That's good to know. We're sorry to say you do not qualify for the Army.

Oh. Yeah. Not even for drafters during wartime. Sorry. You're not quite there. And you'll need to wear a little cushion on your foot. Oh, that's good. They call me the old soft shoeper. reason hot-cha-cha-cha this kid has a lot going on amazed I'm amazed I'm amazed he's all right oh he drove here he drove here well it is 1940 yeah my dad said he was too drunk to drive and my mom

remember it's 1940 dead for years oh okay well well whenever you get yourself to baseball practice you can play you know next year because we just need to let that um thing like that um thing on your foot, heel. I know I said I was eight. I'm feeling more like I'm five? I just rub some dirt on it and you're probably all right. Yeah. Okay.

Maybe four. Oh. Oh. So. Wait, actually. You're doing better than that. I think I'm like a six. There you go, kid.

Get on out of here. There we go. Yeah. I'm so sorry to hear about your dad. It's okay. He, um, Um, stop, it's drinks. Yeah.

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that's shopify.com slash smosh let me try it doesn't work for you no it doesn't back to the show should be my business partner it worked for you again here's mine I just got a spray tan. Oh, and this is how bad it is? And I just walked in. Ten being awful. One being, no, wait. No, ten being great.

One being awful. This is horrendous. Yeah. Okay. So ten being the best. Ten being the worst. Amazing. Who are we to you?

I think it's just, this is us as ourselves. Okay. Oh, Amanda did. Amanda got this. Six. I'm going to spin it again. Spin it again. Not good enough for our.

Our taste. Exclamation, Mark. Spin it again. It just really wants to be there. You got to be kidding me. Five. All right. Fine.

Come on in, Amanda. Amanda, from work? Hi. How's it going? It's you. What's up? Hi, guys. Oh, hey.

Hey. You got a nice little bronze going. Oh, my God. That's super cool. Did you have a... Oh, I was just walking outside for a little bit. Nice. It picks up on you fast.

You got like a wedding to go too, or? Oh, it's just like I was outside for like an hour. Yeah. God, that must be nice. I'm kidding. I'm so sorry. It's like kind of embarrassing, but I did... I got a spray damn.

That's okay. That's great. Yeah, yeah. I like it. I'm going to my mom's wedding to her second husband. That's cool. Damn, so. Yeah.

Mom's off the market again, huh? Yeah, she's off the market. I'm wearing light. pink so. And it's winter. It'll be a nice little contrast. Yeah. Yeah.

It's cool. Anyway, so for Smoshmouth today, I was thinking we have this wheel and we could play with that and stuff. What if we get three more and then go, and we can play car? That's true. We can just do it in a car.

What do you think? I'm thinking like an eight or nine. You really think this is how I would react if you got an amazing spray tan. Well, you guys are looking at me dead in the face. I always do. So, I talked to HR and I'm allowed to do that now.

And you can't tell me not to. Adopt, time has passed. So, so, like, what do you guys think? I wore white, so it got a little bit on there, but. I can see a little bit came off, but it's not too noticeable. Yeah, I know. It's like, I think it works. It works.

It's fine. I don't, yeah. So it's like a five. Yeah. Boom. Wow. So you guys don't give a fucking thing. No, it just, it's five.

A five is it's fine. It's fine. It works. I barely notice. Fake friends. Fake friends. No, seriously, I was like, wow. This must be a best.

How do I play off a five? Yeah. You would go, the point of a five. You got a little bit tan, huh? Oh. If it was a five, that's pretty good. That's what I literally did. Amanda, I went, oh, you got really bronze.

Selena gets me. A five in my eyes is it's not really noticeable. A 10 is, oh my God. Wow, I can see you got a tan, it's amazing. A one is, oh, that's bad. A five is like, ah. Oh, see, I was seeing five as being like, I just am like, oh yeah, it's fine, like.

But you guys know this. You asked if I was going to a wedding. Yeah, but I wasn't like, you? Oh my God, Amanda. I wasn't like, oh my god, are you going to a wedding? I was like, oh, yeah, you, um, are you going to like a wedding or something? Like. Just fighting for their lives right now.

And we're winning. Okay. So I'm not dead yet. Fine, guys. I got mine. Okay. I've got mine. Okay.

I've got mine. All right. The scenario is we're all hanging out, and the scale of one to ten is how much I want to show you the pilot for Frazier. I've already seen it. Okay. No, I'm just kidding. Frazier's perfect. I really want to show you guys an episode of Crazier.

Okay, so you're spinning it and we're shutting our eyes. And yeah, a scale of one to ten is how much I want to show you this episode of Prasier. Okay, great. Okay. So we have to close our ears and eyes. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I've been doing it really hard as kind of a joke. I should really stop doing that.

You're going to get a headache. There's a lot of... There's a lot of dead air in this here episode that is audio only for a lot of people. People are like, what's going on? I close my ears. All right, and we're hanging out. Yeah, so that's how come I learned

what different kinds of pastries are. That's so cool. That's so fun. That's so cool. Yeah, so you tried them all. Yeah, very full. I want to say, it's so fun just like hanging out. You know, like outside of work, it's just really,

a really great time. That wedding I went to was fun. Oh, I bet. Yeah. And, you know, I've been thinking about a lot. Your tan was really nice. Oh, that's so interesting because my mom said she could have done without it. Yeah, well, she's on husband number two.

Oh, yeah. Oh, burn, sweetie. Burn, sweetie. That's crazy. There's an episode of Frazier where they're at a wedding, and it's like a second wedding situation. It's so good. It's so much like this.

Oh, that's so much. Oh, my God. It's like the best episode. I haven't seen Frasier in like years. It is been a while. It holds up. Is it on streaming services? Yeah, it's on Netflix.

Okay. Oh. Yeah. I hear they've got March 19th. Steel Ball Run is going to premiere. Oh my God. That's not yet, but they have all of Frazier on there. It's like a really old show.

Oh, but it holds up so well. Does it? It holds up really well. Because they did a reboot. No, no, no. We should watch this episode. We should watch this episode. I think Jason Alexander is so funny.

Oh, that you're thinking of, you're thinking of Seinfeld. Oh, shoot. Actually, you look back. Frasier is the episode. sitcom of that area. Verrezier is like in Seattle? It's Kelsey Grammer. It's in Seattle and he's a psychiatrist but it's like it's all the family dynamics and stuff.

It's really great. Spencer Grammer's dad is an actor? Kelsey, he didn't say Spencer Grammar, he said Kelsey Gramer. Yeah, Spencer Grammer's dad. Whatever gets you excited. Yeah, it's like, it's like that's, we should watch it. It feels like this could be like an eight. I feel like a nine. I think he's a nine right here. Oh, he wants to find the clicker because you want to watch it right now. Well, we can watch it right now. I mean, it's like half an hour. Or we could

Yeah, but it's half an hour. We can watch it. Is this like a 10? What if I say, I don't want to watch it right now? And I hand you this ball peen hammer. What would you do? Yeah, whatever that is. You can leave. We can watch Frasier. Wow. This is a 10? It is a 10. It feels like a 9, though. I was going to say it was a 9, but then Shane didn't say anything. It is a 9. Oh, I knew it. It wasn't a 10 because he let us chat in the beginning. Yeah. Yeah. He wasn't foaming at the mouth.

Yeah. Crawthing. Yeah. No matter how much you want something, I still try to hold back. Yeah, that was really good. Thank you. It was a night. Very fun.

Very fun. Yeah. I mean, I just wanted to say something absurd as though I've never heard of Kelseygrammer so that you would get maybe pissed. This is a 10. Is it a 10? Yeah, yeah. Now when I realize we're going to be like, oh, this is a five.

It's a five. I've got one. But I have to shout out. a TikTok creator and I don't remember their name right now so I have to get it to Selena to put on the screen but they did a sketch about a guy on the Oregon Trail trying to hide that he has dysentery

from everyone. Oh, that's so good. So I have some kind of so shout out to them. I have some kind of Oregon Trail related disease that I'm trying to hide from you. You are so medical right now and I love it. When 1 through 10 is like how obvious it is and how bad is

like 10 being 10 being being so obvious, I'm dying. One is like, nothing's really wrong with me. Okay. Cool. Ten is obvious. Okay. All right. Spin it. Or wait.

Wait. You guys close your eyes. We're doing this. We're closing our eyes in ears. All right. All right. Let's see. Our audio listeners are like, well, I guess I'll enjoy the silence for a bit. Oh, Depeche Mode, yeah. Okay.

Seven. Keep your eyes closed for like one more second. Okay. Cool. Do you guys go for it? All right. all right now we've

we've been gathering firewood for the past couple days and uh jeb you uh jeb you're sweating like a pig it's because all the firewood that I gathered it's hot and uh it will be hot when we burn it and I feel a little steamed up

yeah well it's fine it'll pass Oregon is the hot hot place yeah it is it is hot I mean we'll say it's it's been a there's been a bit of a breeze today yeah and this is and Nancy and Jojo, the two children, they're out back getting also some wood. They're not sweating up.

They're not sweating. They're actually dry as a dry field. Let's talk about them for a bit. Let's talk about them. They're never coming to the scene, but let's talk about them. Well, I'll be honest with you, too. I seem to have had an encounter with a legless animal of some kind, and it yelled at my leg real close.

Oh. So, you know, I'm just going to try to sleep it off for a little bit. and everything's fine. Jeb, don't close your eyes. I would never do that. Sounds like you were talking to someone that's not there. Oh, no, the legless animal was very real. Long, too.

Jeb, I think you. This is not sound so good. Look, I'm up walking around. If I was not feeling well, could I dance like I am right now? Oh, my God, he's past the point. You know when people are about to die, they're barely shuffling back in the earth? They get up and they dance. This is the thing.

He might, you might, I think, I think, I think you're already dead. I think I just need a couple days to relax and I'm actually going to be okay. It's going to be, it's not great now, but I'm going to need just a couple days and I'll be, I'll be fine. You're either a seven or a ten. Oh, I think this is, this is, this is a ten. It'd be all no point. Nine or a ten.

Which one you won't? You've got a bad fever. I'm actually going to be fine in a little while. It's not, it's not that. Okay, well, I'm feeling like maybe this is a six, but he said, Yeah, he's, well, he's hallucinating. He's saying he's gonna be fine, but he's trying to hide it. He's a hallucinate.

I'm gonna go with, I'm gonna go with a nine. I'm gonna go with a seven. Oh, damn. I went a little too hard right off the bat. I'm sorry. I was like, what if it's- I turned over? I was so cute.

I was like, what if the guy did in the sketch? It was real good. So, I love it. I was like, that's too much for what I roll. We got to take him out back. We got no choice. Well, no, you need those bullets for all the, meat you can't carry back to the wagon.

Okay. This is very, very fun. This is a wild thing. Should we do a hot take? Remember when we did hot take? It was very fun. Are we giving our own hot takes? Yes.

Okay. Of that number. So like the theme is... And this is where the other two guess, but... Yes. You get a number. We pick the category. You come up with a hot take of that heat level.

And it doesn't have to be one that you believe in. Yeah. It's just like a one is the coldest take possible. Ten is the hotest. So it's not our own hot takes. It doesn't have to be your own hot take. It just is a hot take on that subject. Okay.

But you have to come up with a hot take of that. Okay. So like... What's the subject? Let's see. Dating. Or what about food? Dating. Dating is cool.

Dating. We've done a lot of food stuff. Dating. Like dating a dating hot take. Hot takes. Okay. All right. Let's see if I do well.

I don't know. All right. You'll go first, okay. Shut your ears and your eyes. All right, I'll shut my ears and my eyes. My ear holes have been shut, just like animals underwater do. Okay. Mm-hmm.

Nine. Okay, you can open your eyes. Okay. A dating hot take, and one you don't have to believe in, but of... But what is a hot take you do? don't believe in it. It just has to be like, a sentence.

Right? Like the hottest of hot takes would be like, okay, here's a hot take. Here's a hot take. Here's a hot take. Dating is evil. Women,

women should date men that are uglier than them. It will last longer. Okay. And 10 being the hottest hot take. That's the hottest of hot takes. Damn. I would say like, that's wild,

but I think there's crazier. So I'd say like that's an eight. Oh, see, I think that's like a five. Because I think I'm like, I think a love. of people believe that. I think that's a take that I would see online. I think I missed this one up. You think that's a cold take? You think that's a one? So it's actually the number is nine.

I said eight. But as I'm thinking about, I'm like, I think a lot of women think that. So it's not really that hot of a thing. I don't think that's an insane. I think it's actually a five. But I was thinking it was high. You name. I felt like it was an eight. And that's not, that's just a random take, not something that you believe it. Yeah.

Okay. Yeah, you don't actually believe that. Yeah. Yeah. I hope your husband doesn't watch the show. Yeah. Kidding, my husband's beautiful. Age is taller than you, right?

Yeah. He's a, he's a beautiful man. Yeah. He's like nine foot ten. Yeah. I'm saying that because some, my friend's mom actually did say this to me years ago. She's like, I'm telling you,

you girls got to start dating men. They're uglier than you. And I was like... Oh, it's uglier, not shorter. Dating advice from any parents is always the most insane thing you've ever heard. Insane. Yeah. It's rare that it's good. From another generation at all is not... Boomer's dating advice

is always like that. Yeah. We have to do another hot take. We have to do a better hot take. Oh, that was a great. I thought that was a good one. I think you did a great job. What's a different category? One final one? Yeah, one final hot take. Um, what's a good category? Any category?

Um, TV shows or movies. TV shows or airplane etiquette or like traveling. Okay, airplane etiquette. Airplane etiquette. Airplane hot takes. I could take it. Okay. You hot take it.

Spin it. Hey, shut our eyes. Shut our eyes. Shut our eyes, man. Shut our eyes. Shut your eyes. Shut your eyes. Shut your eyes.

And I'm not going to say, you don't have to close your ears because I'm, um, spin it one more time. Okay. I'm not going to say the number out loud so it doesn't... All right. So spin it one more time. Because what the hell? It was four every time, huh? All right. Six. I've got an idea.

Here, let me find this. Four. Is that work? Spin it one more time. Just spin it one more time. Just spin it one more time. Does that work? Nine. Okay. Okay. Can we open our eyes?

Yeah, you can open your eyes. Okay. Airplane etiquette. Airplane etiquette. I think that airplanes should apply hockey rules, and if two people get in a fight, they shouldn't try to stop it until it goes to the ground. Kay, it feels like a 10 or a 9.

I feel like for Shane, there's a 6. I have a lot of airplane hot takes, so I feel like this is relatively tame. Yeah? Really? I think it's a nine or a ten I say eight

I'm gonna say nine lock in your answers it is a nine wow 10 would be like I think passengers should be allowed to go up and fly the plane for a little bit

I do ask sometimes to sit on their lap very politely the pilot and they won't let me I have a real airplane hot take that I really truly believe this one's real this one's real I think

making the back of seat screens touchscreen is the dumbest fucking thing anyone could have done because they put games on there and there's always some dipshit being like, I've never tried a candy crush before and I'm like getting jostled every time. You're so right. I have had to turn around and like unfortunately like say to people like to an entire family like, hey guys so sorry. Would you mind being a little more gentle with the back of the seat? Like I hate being that guy but like why would you build it in that someone's going to jostle your seat?

That is terrible. You're right. I never thought about that. No one's ever really played a game that hard on the back of my head. Like, I'm good at Sadoku. I definitely was playing yachti on one of the last flights I was on. Wow. And I had one of the best scores that they had. My favorite is, have you seen the post where someone was playing battleship on their flight? And the guy they were playing against was a couple rows ahead of them. So he saw, he saw his screen and was just clearing this guy.

It's brutal. That's amazing. Love that ship. Wow. Okay. So this is the wheel game. This is the wheel game. We need to refine it, I think.

Of course. I'm having a lot of fun. I really liked the performance aspect of the wheel game. You became Mrs. Camanderson. Oh, I was. I think it's a kind of new form of charades, right?

Because it's like, okay, I know what the subject is. I just don't know to what degree. And that's hard to nail the exact number on. I love it. We are really good at it when we're doing it in pairs too, where it's like,

I remember we did like a breakfast version and it was like a, it was like a, no, it was like a, sorry, an office prize version. Like you win something at the office. Yeah. And it was a four.

And Tommy was like, okay, it's like a $50 gift card, but it's at a place where it's like $80 to actually like get a massage. And it's like... That's such a good one. So perfect. Like Tommy's really good at. It's such a fun game. It's very fun.

Put in the comments if you guys have ideas about the wheel. James. Jonathan, you're free. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. Jonathan is free. I couldn't get through my statement because we have a Mr. Chips number two in this. What I love is we all looked and James did not look over yet.

He was just kind of like What are you eating there? Famous Amos. Famous Amos. Sweet boy just needed some cookies. All right. Mr. Chips number two has entered the chat. And also, guys, put in the comments.

Ideas for the wheel game. Yeah. Yeah. Do we get three more and put them on a box and go room? Yeah. Yeah. Orgon trail style. Damien, thank you for joining us.

Hey, thanks for having me, you guys. This is, what can I say? I'm a big fan of the show. It's good to be back. Thanks for having me. And when can we see your show? Oh, it's probably out by the time. All right.

Awesome. But thank you. March 19th, only on Netflix. The first episode premiere. Okay. Bye, guys. Happy guys. Happy birthday.

I couldn't. This was an unhinged episode. And I just saw James like this. And I just saw James like this.