Smosh Mouth - #139 - The Foley Episode

Episode Date: April 13, 2026

Shayne, Amanda, and Tommy try their hand at foley! Cancel your unwanted subscriptions and reach your financial goals faster with Rocket Money. Go to https://rocketmoney.com/SMOSHMOUTH today. https://zbiotics.com/SMOSHMOUTH and use SMOSHMOUTH at checkout for 15% off any first time orders of ZBiotics probiotics.PODCAST:https://bit.ly/SmoshMouthSpotifyhttps://smo.sh/SmoshMouthiHearthttps://bit.ly/SmoshMouthApple0:00 Intro9:45 Sponsor!11:18 We try foley31:37 Sponsor!33:11 Back to foley workSUBSCRIBE: https://smo.sh/Sub2SmoshCastWEAR OUR JOKES: https://smosh.comWHO YOU HEARShayne Topp // https://www.instagram.com/shaynetopp/Amanda Lehan-Canto // https://www.instagram.com/filmingamanda/Tommy Bowe // https://www.instagram.com/tomeybones/WHO YOU DON’T HEAR (usually)Director: Selina GarciaEditor: Rock Coleman, Beni KimueneProducer: Amanda Lehan-Canto, Shayne Topp, Selina GarciaProduction Designer: Cassie VanceArt Director: Erin Kuschner, Josie BellerbyAssistant Art Director: Courtney ChapmanProp Master: Abigail SchmidtStage Manager: Alex AguilarDirector of Photography: Brennan IketaniVideographer: Eric Wann, James HullPodcasts Producer: Selina GarciaAssistant Director: Jonathan HyonExecutive Vice President of Production: Amanda BarnesDirector of Production: Alexcina FigueroaProduction Manager: Jonathan Hyon, Tyler KennedyProduction Coordinator: Oliver Wehlander, Zianne HooverProduction Assistant: Caroline SmithDirector of Post Production: Luke BakerDIT/Lead AE: Matt DuranDIT/AE: Beni KimuenePost Production Coordinator: Ariana MartinezDirector of IT: Tim BakerIT & Equipment Coordinator: Lopati Ho CheeSound Editor: Gareth HirdDirector of Design: Ness CardanoSenior Motion & Branding Designer: Christie HauckSenior Graphic Designer: Jay BillsGraphic Designer: Monica RavitchDirector of Channel Operations: Lizzy JonesChannel Operations Manager: Audrey CarganillaChannel Operations Coordinator: Sabrina LiebermanDirector of Social Media: Erica NoboaSocial Media Associate Producer: Peter DitzlerSocial Media Manager: Kim WilbornSocial Media Coordinator: Margaux BernalesSocial Editor: Vida RobbinsMerchandising Manager: Mallory MyersBrand Partnership Manager: Chloe MaysBrand Partnerships Coordinating Producer: Liz KummerOperations Manager: Marshall PeaseFinancial Operations Specialist: Natalie LewisTalent Coordinator: Danielle MosesPeople & Culture Manager: Katie FinkFront Office Assistant: Sara FaltersackCEO: Alessandra CataneseExecutive Producers: Anthony Padilla, Ian HecoxEVP of Programming & Development: Kiana ParkerAssociate Producer, Special Projects: Rachel CollisExecutive Assistant: Katelyn HempsteadOTHER SMOSHES:Smosh: https://smo.sh/Sub2SmoshSmosh Pit: https://smo.sh/Sub2SmoshPitSmosh Games: https://smo.sh/Sub2SmoshGamesSmosh Alike: https://bit.ly/SubToSmoshAlikeFOLLOW US:TikTok: https://smo.sh/TikTokInstagram: https://instagram.com/smoshFacebook: https://facebook.com/smosh

Hi, welcome to Smoshmouth. I'm Shane. And I'm Amanda, and we have a wonderful guest with us today. Uh-oh, Dracula. Tommy. Hold on, guys. I'll be right there. It's going to be good. It's going to be good. They're going to love this one. Okay. I'll be right there, guys. Hold on. It's going to be really good. Okay.

What? God, these shoes, hold on. Hold on. I'm really far away. Oh. Okay, guys. I made it. Sorry. Thank you, Tommy. Thank God. For people watching and listening, you probably just heard a bunch of sounds. Realistic, believable, and exciting sounds from someone who's hot.

He was running down the stairs in high heels and fell. Today, we have a bunch of folly props. This was a pitch we had months ago. We were like, what if we did an episode where we do Foley sound? I remember that day, I think if I recall correctly, you were sitting there and you're like, wait a second. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck.

Hold on, hold on. And you were like, wait a second. Fuck. If anyone's curious about how we come up with ideas at Smosh, that is typically... It was doing it. And then when Shane came up with the idea, we all went... Cheers. There it is.

And then a frog came out, and it was like... I've never used one of these before. I also just want to say, we respect the actual art and craft of Foley. Because it seems really hard. See, this is what we do on Smosh mouth. We go, we want to try that, let's try it. And we do the stupidest, worst version of it. And we show how hard things are.

I'm not sure it's going to go well, but we have a bunch of Foley props, and we brought our most talented Foley artist, Tommy. Sounds, noises. It's what I like because I don't words well. He actually is very, very good at sounds. I think Tommy does actually think in sounds and noises. Yeah, that's probably right. Oh, yeah.

During the pandemic, this is how the Make That Sound game started when I pitched that. One of the many things that I've pitched at work. And I was with my boyfriend at the time when he was playing videos. games and they had such little like cooing, and I would just sit there and echo them like a strange little parrot. It was the best. Then I was like, wait, we got to do this.

Well, the last time you're on, I think it was when we did the cartoon sounds. Yes. Where I did really well, and you did way better. Oh, yeah, yeah. Yeah, such a good one. And also, I feel like I see so many comments of people talking about how

this is a podcast, which is an audio medium, but we do so much visual shit. I know. Podcasts aren't audio anymore. I know. They're fully just a video. Everything is a podcast. Everything is a podcast. You and your mom in the car? You on the toilet? It's the equivalent of cereal with food, right? Where isn't ever or salad. Everything's a salad, right? What? Is the argument like, everything's a salad? Hold on. Let me get some cups for us to sit down for this conversation.

I think it was Noah who said this like 10 years ago to me that everything's a salad. Because a salad is what is a salad? It's a combination of of things. That's so. true. And every plate of food is a combination of things. So it's like it's not true. Oh, Shane Idea. Guys, that was a legitimate Shane idea. Wait, that's, that feels like old news stations. Remember or like radio stations? We'll be right back with Skugam and before that we've got another episode of Shane Idea on BBC 2. Hello and welcome to Shane Ideas. Doa. What are you doing? And also some kid in the back is playing. Roblox.

You guys know those radio stations that's like, Bwatt, Hey, how are you doing that? What are you talking about? I do, I, okay, so not exactly, so hold on, so hold on, guys, that was an Amanda moment. That was an Amanda moment. That was an Amanda moment.

What news are you watching? I know what you're talking about, it's like, we'll win on the on the screen. Oh, yeah. Like a radio. I got a video. Yeah, the radio. Yeah.

On the bit. And it's just like, You didn't tell me that. And it's like, bo, oh, we know. We got Jake the bitch here.

What, blah, blah, blb. Okay, guys, this episode's going to be really artistic and very fun.

It's going to be so good. We're not losing our minds. We're not losing our minds. We're having the polar opposite type of losing our minds right now because we've been in the middle of the move. So we actually haven't been filming anything. We've,

like, kind of been not, I think a few months ago, we were losing our minds because we were filming so much. So now it's a different thing where it takes a second to start the engine, I think, for us. And I will say I am so into, I don't know, when we pitch Foley, I was like, yes, I'm so into it because you don't realize like every show, every movie. It's all Foley. It's all Foley.

Every time I see someone in a kitchen, in a movie, when they're in the kitchen, just doing kitchen stuff, you know there's a guy in a closet. Yeah. I'm like, clink, clink. But I don't think people know that. They're right behind the camera. Yeah. Yeah.

Make your, um. Good sound. Oh. No, no, no. Yikes. That person was very thirsty. They were just buried alive and they needed something to drink.

I, this is, I'm very excited for our audio listeners to comment on this shit because they don't, they don't see the items you're picking up. The sounds just happened. I think they're, I think it's, I don't know if it's going to go our way.

I think we're going to be scared. I think we're going to, to do just fine. I think we're going to do just fine. I think we're going to do just fine. This doesn't involve a prop, but this is me on a swing explaining the plot of Buffy the Vampire Slayer. Okay, so in season one, it's a little bit more like a monster of the week. And then later on, in season two, you get Spike introduced and they start to do like a little bit more of a like regular thing. And then season three is absolutely its peak. But season four, it kind of goes up and down. and then it can't.

But season five. Hey, kid, get off that swing. It's been like, it's my turn. Fuck you, I'm going to do a flip. Hold on. I'm going to do a flip. I'm going to do a flip. I'm going to do a flip.

You know what? I'm getting out of here. I'll see you later. Bye. That has been the episode of Shane, whatever the set of the talk I said before on BBC 2. Shane Idea. Shane Idea.

I would, it would be so fun if we had a PBS show. I'd love that. If we just read it. Did PBS? make it? What? Did PBS make it? Did it?

Did it make it? I forget. I don't know publicly. Wait, isn't that? They're trying to, they're trying. They've been trying. Did he make it? I'm actually not sure that PBS made it, guys.

Damn it. They made it. They made it. But they lost their federal funding, I think. I like, I know NPR lost its federal funding. So now it's really brought to you by viewers like, yeah. Yes. Yeah.

No, it was crazy when they announced it. They were like, yeah. So like, please help support us so that you can get the news. I was like, Jesus. This is PBS in the editing room. Hold on. They cut it. Cut it.

They cut the street. That was in Amanda moment. Thank you. Thank you. This is me. This is me getting out a bag of cereal and then an X-wing or a tie-fighter flies by. Okay. So, oh, God.

I think these are a little stale. What the? That was the fastest tie-fighter I've ever seen. Watching Shane get actually seen. so overwhelmed in that moment. Like, wait, I got scared.

Wait, I don't like, I, there it is. Shane, you're, you're not going to lose your job. What the frick?

Wait, watching Shane get actually spooked. He looks like it was his first job. I was like, wait, do I not know how to use this? I was like, what the fuck?

It looks like it was your first day on the job and like, you could have gotten fired if you didn't hit that. It was an emergency for you. I look like when, it's like the LA heart of, Philharmonic and there's a guy who has the one thing. One thing.

He does it. He's like, I think about the orchestra, the guy. I think about the orcs. How many ball ins they got? Are we cutting the moment away? I'm cutting that idea.

No, tell me about the orchestra. No, I think about the orchestra when I sit back and watch it sometimes. And there's just the guy in the back like, he's just waiting so desperately for his time. It's terrifying. And I feel so much stress for him.

If you've got a billion notes to play, you can get one wrong. But if you've got one note to play. Oh, yeah. And you're one of like several, right? If you're in the like... For your one guy. Or the clarinets, it's like, okay, I mess up, but there's a few of us. They don't know who did it.

Who did it? It's kind of like how back of the day, you know, with... I was going to say an Ian fact. Say an Ian fact. A horrible Ian fact. Oh, one of the horrible Ian facts. Oh, I love a horrible Ian fact. I don't know why my brain went to this.

It's like back in the old days when it's like, oh, like execution by firing squad, they It would be like, oh, several of them have blanks and only one has a real bullet. So they get to all be like, we don't know who actually kills a man. Is this an in fact that he told you? That's a fact that I've heard. But I feel like playing a clarinet is similar to execution. You heard it here first. You heard it here.

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and canceled unwanted subscriptions, monitors your spending, and helps lower your bills so you can grow your savings. Let Rocket Money help you reach your financial goals faster. Join at RocketMoney.com slash Smoshmouth. That's rocketmoney.com slash smoshmouth. Back to the show. Just keep teetting, Shane. We'll do. Should we tell them the props that we have or no? Just keep it a secret. I don't think for people watching, they get to see it. But I think for those audio experience the true folly. They get to be completely blind-sided. Can I ask a question then?

What is this actually used for? Well, that's for when you want to grab a ball the size of an a quorum. Yeah, is that for ice cream? Is it chestnuts? I don't think it's for... It definitely gives I'm holding a hot ball. So guys, it's scissors with a... Me every night.

Sorry. I'm so sorry, hold on, hold on, hold on. What? What? That was a Tommy moment. Okay, Amanda's holding a thing that holds hotball. a thing that holds hot balls. Yeah, so it's scissors with a ball thing attached.

Got it. A hot ball. An apt description, if I may. To be honest, I'm kind of scared to like make noises because for some reason I'm like, oh, this will be easy. And now I'm like, how do we do it? I think now that it's placed in front of us, we realize the reality of the situation. Yeah, we're more doing soundboard art as opposed to fully art.

Right. Okay. Can I do one thing, though? I would love if you would do more than one thing. This is Angela coming in. to a meeting late with her coffee. Hold on. Okay, because Angela is a two-foot,

or sorry, a two-inch-long mouse scraping to get in. And she's wearing boots. Okay. Ugh. Sorry, you guys. Sorry. Hold on. Oh, let me run to my seat.

And this is where Angela's Pinocchio. I was about to say this. I was literally about to say this was before the blue fairy turned Angela into a real girl. Yes. Yeah. Let me get my coffee. Oh, she dropped it on the floor for a second, I think. Oh, my coffee's filled.

Oh, it's a quiet coffee. Did I get the job? I was my audition for folie artist. Yeah. You know what? You're right. This is actually for a puppet. Like a little marionette puppet, but it's a horse too.

Well, it's like a marionette horse. It's galloping. Strings. Oh. It's a little sick. Whoa. A sick. Galloping.

Oh, he's fast. Oh, no. Oh, it's over. It's about to be over. Pay your respects. He has something underneath his foot. He's trying to get it off. And now it's done.

Okay. Just for a second, because he wants to take a moment to look at the view. Oh, so he's well, actually. Oh, he sounds happy now. And that's it. That's my horse. Okay. Can I feed him something?

Sure. Oh, my God, I would love to feed him something. Where was that cereal? He'll walk over to you. He'll walk over to you. All right, I think I've got... All right, I've got a few treats in my hands. Come here, bud.

Come here. Come here. Okay. He's running a little fast. Okay, come here. Oh, my God. He's approaching me really fast. Okay.

Oh, oh, oh, oh. Here, here. Take some out of my hand. Go for it. I wouldn't trust that horse if I were you. But he seems so nice. Oh, he seems nice. Is my hand gonna be okay?

I don't know about your hand. Oh! Oh, God. Oh, I'm running away immediately. I'm running away immediately. You can definitely hear heels in grass. Oh, okay, I made it. Okay, this horse said, thank you.

That was an evil horse. Yes, sorry. I knew there was something wrong with it. His name is Chartreuse. This is a robot, like a very old school robot, like a steampunk robot trying to use the bathroom. Okay. He's having trouble.

Okay. All right. Oh my god. I just couldn't. Watching Shane go through this. Wait, I'm so. Watching Chanel, I know. No, I want to stop.

I really want to support you and enjoy the moment, but I did not. No, I know. Watching Shane experience this is actually a greater joy. Yeah. And then he's trying to get a zipper. Trying to get a zipper and then he's getting, this is his penis. Yeah. Oh.

And he's like, he's bubbling with his robots. I didn't know that robots had penises. Every robot has a penis, Amanda. Come on. What about the woman robots? Somewhere. What is it? What?

A good question. Yeah, yeah, I'd love to know. Sorry, did you add, what was the question? I know, you're so, your folly. You know what? Wait, you know what? Just watching Shane do this. It's almost like he's like, he really wants the job, but he already got the job,

but it is his first day. And he feels like he's going to get fired. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. 100%. And I like it. Okay.

I like it. Thanks. It adds a lot of stakes. Good. Okay. I'm going to be the robot in the stall across from that guy. Yes, please. Who is at the urinal?

Yeah. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Pooped. And that was a Tommy moment. Everyone loved it

Everyone loved it Yes the buttons play Oh Yeah that's how it sounded so crisp Do you know what it's like? Does that Mary had a little lamb but wrong? Let him have this I'm trying to figure out the notes here

You know that I wanted to move on But I won't know we're gonna stay here Until we figured it out Okay Okay That was really good It was really good I'm sorry I fucking found it

No you killed it It was very close I found that shit I'm actually I'm actually I'm actually kind of controlling sometimes. You're realizing now. Yeah. Sometimes you got to let go.

I said it to my husband the other day. I said, am I kind of controlling? And he was like, yeah, a little bit. And I was like, oh my God. And then you said, can I come out now? And I said, oh, stay in there, idiot. Can I eat today? No, you know what I realize?

It's not that I want to control you because I don't think you're going to do a good job. I want to control you because I want them. I know that it's, I kind of know how to have a good moment. And then I realized Why? That's kind of egotistical. So you're going, damn, he's flopping over there.

I better save his ass. To be fair. Yeah, it happened. Yeah, but then I went, Amanda, let him flop. Yeah. Why is it so hard to just let him flop and have people kind of around go, this isn't really the best time, but it's okay. Why can't I let that happen?

We need more clowning classes so that you can truly, you can truly let it go. Guys, I'm not even kidding. Last night I was in bed going, oh my God, am I controlling? And H and I talked about it for probably 30 minutes. And he wasn't like, yeah, I'm even waiting. And then you said after 30 minutes, he said, I'm done talking about this. No, he just went, why do you think that? And I realize sometimes I'm afraid to like say what I want to do because I'm worried that people will be like, well, I don't want to do that.

And he's like, why can't you just say what you want to do and set the path and let people have their own journeys in your path? Wow. Oh, guru. We had like, and I was like, oh, and I said, but what if someone's having a bad time in their journey? And he said, let them. Yeah. That's not on you. Exactly.

And I was like, whoa. That's their journey. So that whole moment where Shane was trying to play, Mommy had a little lamb or whatever. The F it's called. Mommy had a little lamb. It's written from the perspective of Mary's son. I just sat there and went, this is my time to practice sitting, sitting. Sitting.

And letting him have his own journey. And you said, let them. and I went, ah. Anyways. Thank you for sharing that beautiful moment. You're welcome. Don't cut it.

Don't cut it. Okay. No, you're welcome. But you can scoop it with a ball. When you have a child, you have so many aha moments. It is the hardest thing ever, but then you go, whoa, I got to that aha moment so fast. Yeah, that's awesome. Yeah.

Yeah. Every month. Every month. Every month. You grow a whole lifetime. All right. So two people are going to do voices. One person's going to do the sounds.

Looks like Tommy's ready. Selena's going to give us a scenario. Okay. I would love to do the sounds. Yeah. Okay. I thrive in the background. I'm ready to go.

Good, because clearly sounds not my thing. Shane, that's not true. You guys are a surgeon and an assistant operating in the operating room. Okay. Hold on. Let me, let the artist grab what he needs first. Okay, okay. We're going to let the artist prepare.

A surgeon and the assistant in the office. So I'll be the assistant. Great. I don't like blood and you do. You watch the pit. Do you not watch the pit? No. Shane, I couldn't watch ER.

And that's the original, the pit. Okay, so do we know what's wrong with the patient? Well, I'm the doctor, so I'm going to figure it out. Whoa, okay, you're right. You're right. Okay, assistant doctor, I know this is your first day, but this is the teaching hospital. Yes. So this is how we do things, all right?

Are you ready? We're going in this patient not looking good. They're unresponsive. Okay, I need you to hand me. I need you to hand me the, uh, the, uh, The utensils, the medical utensils. I'll hand you the medical utensils. Hand them to me, please.

Scalpel? Let me just get it. Yeah. Could you sharpen the scalpel a little bit for me? Yes, of course. Okay. Nice. Get it real nice and sharp.

Be careful. There's sparks coming out of that right. Oh. Oh, gosh. Ow, I got burned. We started a small fire. We started a small fire on the patient. Let me get some water and put it out.

Yeah, pour it. Oh my god I got it okay you I put it out we put that out thank you so much okay can you can you plug in the uh sorry the monitor and and check the vitals oh yeah I unplug the monitor by accident because I tripped over it when you lit it on fire okay okay let's check the vitals can you type in some things on that monitor really what's great about the monitor is only does it once a minute yeah so you don't need to know it fully he has

And see, there it is. Once a minute. Okay, let me check the vitals. Just going to type in what exact vitals to put in. Oh, okay, so ibuprofen 800 milligrams vitals. Okay, good. Because he's in a lot of pain. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

All right, let me just send it to print. Sent, printing. Okay. All right. They really need to replace these printers. I know. We're really behind on our text. technology here.

We're really behind. Let me get the paper. We need to now, we need to cut open this guy's shirt really quick. Oh, yeah. I'll put the paper down. Okay. So I just wanted to have it printed just for medical records. We're going to cut the guy's shirt?

Yeah, crumple up that paper and throw it away. Okay. Kobe. R. I'm so sorry. I did miss. You missed that horribly. I'm an assistant.

Yeah. It's okay. You'll learn. Okay. Now we need to rip open his shirt. Okay. Let me rip open his shirt. It is

a metal shirt Oh there's a bee in here What the hell We have a bee There's a bee Oh my god There's tons of bees Inside of him

There's like three bees in here Oh my gosh I think this man Let me hit it Here pass me that book Yeah okay Here's a book Got it

Got all three of them in once God the Bible is good to have In a room Yeah It's good to have the Bible Oh my God Is it Christ Wait no

Wait we're losing the patient He's here He's going to He's going to heaven. Wait, wait. When it goes faster. We need to, oh my God. Oh my God.

Okay, okay, okay, okay. Lassow him, lasso his spirit. Okay. Oh. Come here. We got it. Whoa. Okay.

Simultaneously, I need to do chest compressions on him. Okay, I put his spirit back in. Ready? I'm gonna put it back in. Okay, put his spirit back in. Fum. Nice. God, that was.

That's the sound you want to hear. Okay. Chest compressions. Now. Okay. One, two, three, four. Five, six, seven, eight. Let me blow in his mouth.

Yeah, blow in his mouth a little bit. Oh, oh, if you throw up a little bit, he wakes up. Okay. Three, four, five, six, getting the vitals back.

One more blow, one more blow. Stable. Okay. Okay, stable. Okay, I think he's coming back to us. Stable. Come back to us, wake up. What I really?

The face really quick. Okay. Good. Oh, I think we're getting something. Okay. Oh. Oh, no. Oh, no.

Oh, no. Oh, no. Oh, no. Okay, okay. Simply too a lot. Let me, let me, let me get the scout. Oh, I'll use, I'll use the big, um, the big injector in his chest. Like, and they did in Pulp Fiction.

Yes, that's what he needs. He needs his adrenaline. Okay, here we go. Yes. One, two, three. Boom. Glidel. I think he's dead.

He's dead for sure. Yeah, because the needle actually slipped on metal. Yeah. Okay, well, wait. Are you okay? Wait. Ronnie, you had a motorcycle accident. and we're bringing you back.

Yeah. I lassowed your spirit. How are you feeling? I made sure you didn't go to heaven. Oh, fuck you. Oh, I feel okay. I think there's a needle in my chest here. We have to get the needle out.

I have an open incision in my stomach. Can you please at least sew me up? Yeah, I'm going to sew you up. Okay, let's sew back up. Okay, and here we go. I'm going to stitch them up. There we go. It's really quick.

Actually, you just click up. Yeah, thank you. We have a good zipper thing. Yeah, yeah. I zip it up. Thank you for coming to Costco surgery. Yeah, where's the glasses area? The glasses area is right over there. Here, let's walk.

Well, let's, let's unstrap you first. Okay, unstrap me? Yeah, unstrapping you. Oh, thank you. Yeah. All right, and you said the glasses area are wooden straps. Yeah, we have wooden straps. And you said the glasses area was where?

It's right over here. It's right over here. Let's get you some water too. Okay. Yeah. Yeah. Some water. I'll feed you some water.

Here we go. Oh yeah, we have like a hamster thing. Very good. That was a good tip. Okay, let's bring you over to the glassware. Okay, yeah. Sounds good to me. Okay, and here's...

Hold on. It's a little bit further away than I thought. Thank goodness you kept your heels on. We let you do that. We wanted to make sure that you felt at home. Hold on. I'm getting a really, I really quickly need to just do a quick time step. Good.

Oh, it's showing good. That's a good sign. He's feeling better. Okay, I can still do that performance. Okay, thank you. He's feeling so much better. Oh, good. Yeah, throw your shoes in the trash.

I only need to wear. I wear shoes once and I throw them away. Call me boozy, but it's what I do. No, that's great. I spend my money on shoes. That's why I'm at Costco. Yeah, high heels on a motorcycle. That's why you probably trash.

Well, we have some glasses here. And those are some nice glasses. Yeah. Do you want, um... Just that you know they're good prescription. Here. That's great. You want me to get you some water?

So you've only given me water. You've given me water. I've given me water. I've given a lot. Three times. Okay, let me get you a little bit of... Did you get me some tea? Yeah, I'll give you some tea.

Let me turn on the heater for the tea. For sure. Turning it on. Oh, thank you. I love how old school our kitchen stuff is. Oh, and it's done. All right, let me pour it in a cup. It's hard to get out.

It's in like a soy sauce bottle, so you kind of have to really shake it. That's the hospital. Thank you so much for having tea for me. And let me just do your tea bag. Yeah. Gloop. Gloop. And here you go.

Thank you. Oh, do you have any honey, actually? I got a sweet tooth. Yeah, let me get you some honey. Okay. Okay. Okay. It's in another.

Okay. Oh, yeah. Oh, I've got honey right here. Oh, thank you. Oh, straight from the bee's ass. The bee flies by and spitz. Those bees that were inside you, we saved one. Oh, yeah.

I don't know if I ever can face a bee again. Very resourceful here at Costco surgery. Here it is. Thank you so much for the tea. Let me just take a little sip of it. Slina's like, end this. I could have been in that for. I was enjoying being at Costco.

I was having a really good time. You know why? I didn't have all the pressure of the sound. I know. Well, that was the most part of it. The sound, I don't know how to do it. Let's practice. Let's do one for you. Let's start small. We need to start with the basics for me. Okay, so. Bones breaking. Okay, that's you.

I need like celery. Yeah. It's something I can actually break. It's so true. We don't have the right tools. Wait, that's good. I got it. I got it. Yeah. Hold on. Hold on. So it's like, so it's bones breaking. Yeah, it's like, oh, here, here, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, this will also help. Yeah. Yes.

Yeah. Okay, so you just went on your skateboard and you did a kickflip and then you fell. Okay, okay, hold on. I'll, I'll cue you up. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, you're going to do the other sounds that I'll do the bones breaking. Yeah, I'm going to do the kick and you be the skateboarder. Yeah. Okay, okay.

Oh, this is going to be sick. Oh, oh, yeah. Yo, you okay. Yo, bro. Oh, that looks fucked up. I don't actually know what happened. I feel like I landed that perfectly. Let me get up one more time and see.

Oh, dude, you're squeaky. Dude, your bones are squeaked up, bro. Yeah. You're trying walking. Oh, God. Oh, dude. Dude. My right foot is totally shattered.

Bro. Let me try my left. Oh god My water shoes did not save me at all Your water shoes? Yeah, let me try again Hold on I got a good grit for skateboarding Oh bro

That was my That was my spine compressing Oh dude you're fucked I'm good, I'm good, hold on You're trying to take another step Yeah Oh bro you're all squash here Shit go for a little jog

Yeah let me jog to you guys I think my ACL and my Achilles heels snapped. Hold on, wait. Come over here, bro. Yeah, let me jog. Come walk over here. God. Here we go.

Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh. Bro, your water shoes are little wedges. They're so cute. There's so much water in my water shoes. I think all of your bones are broken. Let me pick up my skateboard real quick. Oh, oh. Whoa, I actually feel kind of euphoric.

I think... Based on that noise, I would say so. I think your body's losing all it's DMT. I feel actually pretty good. Oh, my neck just needs a crack. Okay, here we go. Be careful, bro. Be careful.

Bro, you just did a fucking 360 with your head. Yeah, my wetsuit also felt kind of tight. You have the physiology of Wiley Coyote, bro. It's crazy. All right, well, thanks, guys. I'm going to drive home now. Okay. All right, bro.

See ya. Bro, stop tugging it. Get in the car. Get out of here. Bro. All right. Wow. Holy shit.

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Tommy and I are the burglars. Yeah. I'm worried about that. this two burglars trying to rob the Louvre oh you also got these this is I had really really hard all right two burglars trying to rob the Louve okay we are going to I was I was sitting here going I cannot do a French accent to save my life yes you I'm gonna sound like every other accent we are going to do we are going to get the pictures from the inside of the leaf oh what let us do it okay

Okay, let us get on this ladder. Let's get on the ladder and go hoop. Let's go up the ladder. Let's go up the window. Okay, here I go. Alright. I'll go first. You go first, Pierre.

Be careful, Pierre. Thank you. I noticed a little stupid, but I wear my tap shoes today. Oh, yes, that is what we must do because we are French. Uh, you're taking so long on the ladder. It's okay. I will go up the ladder really fast. That's okay. Here we go.

We in France, we take things very slow. Okay, here I go. Oh my God. Thank you for hiring me. I am not the most coordinated. And it's okay. Okay. I am up.

Now you to come up. All right. I will now come up first. Let me light a cigarette. Mmm, delicious. All right. Time to go up with the ladder. Okay, here I go.

And I'm going up the ladder. I have metal shoes on. This ladder is. Very metal as well. Oh. Oh, Bacquell! Oh! I'm dangling from the ladder.

I will throw a rope down to you and I will pull you up. I will throw a rope. Throw? Oh, do you have it? Hold on. I'll try it again. And I caught it. Oh, good.

All right. Now I'll pull you up. Pull me up. Wee. All right. We are in. Now we are in. Okay, we are in front of the case.

Yes, we are in front of... We need to cut the glass. We need to cut the glass in a big circle. A big beautiful, perfect circle. Okay. Here we go. Here we go. And we are cutting it with scissors.

Don't worry, I brought the Elmer's glue to put it back afterward. Okay, we have to get inside. We are still and going into the Amish boy from a dead. Okay, we have got this circle. All right, let us perfectly take this glass sphere out of the case. We need to remove this window. Okay, that was actually perfect. Perfect.

That was perfect. That was perfect. All right, let us now reach in. Oh, do you hear the lasers? Oh, I do hear the lasers. Oh, they sound like a wrongy bone. Oh, sorry, I dropped my rope. All right.

All right. I'm going to put my hands into this big vat of jewels and take as many as I can. Your beautiful gloved hands into their... Hold on, I... Hold down. Hold on. Oh. Oh, yeah, I think you need to muster as your hands. I sleep with a window open in my hand outside the window. Your hands sound like silverware.

Okay, let me try again. Once again, let me say that I am grabbing jewels out of a case. Small tools. You are grabbing velvety crowned with your... You know, like, imagine a pile of gems. And I am pulling a... You know, and I'm pulling... The acoustics in this museum are so crazy.

And I am pulling it. Okay. I think... When you're looking for that? No. Okay. You know what? All right.

I don't think I can get a good grip on there. All right. Let me try. Let me try. I'm going to reach in with my big metal utensil that I can reach in. I think that will work. And I can grab it. I think that will work.

The crown. Okay. Here we go. Here we go. You've got it. And I will slow. Oh, don't drop it on the clock. Oh, oh, oh.

Oh, oh, oh. Oh, I broke the crown jewels. We need to just pick it up and run. We need to go. Let us run. Run. And let's leave out the window. Let's leave out the window.

Fuck the ladder. There. Wee. Wee. We're flying away. Oh, my rope came. It followed me. My rope, I love you.

Oh, and there's the helicopter that is going to take us away. Oh, it sounds like the helicopter is relieved over and over again. Okay, great. A long, wait, a long rope has fallen from the helicopter. Oh, it's a metal rope. It's a metal rod. Oh, this is going to suck. Okay.

harness your inner stripper and go up the pole. All right. I think that's what that was. Okay, the helicopters, ready to go. Not so easy, easy, Amanda. Oh, you were talking so much shit earlier. Oh, too. Okay.

I'm very relieved to be in the helicopter. We are in the helicopter. And now I would like, so is the helicopter. And I would like to eat my sandwich of celebration. What do you think? Oh, yes, I would love that beer. A sandwich of celebration. Oh, okay, let me on, let me unwrap it first.

Okay. Let me unwrap it first. Oh, yeah. There we go. It's a foot long. Fresh sour dough. Okay, time to eat. Oh, you dropped your balls.

Like you always do. Thank you so much. Oh, and they pop her right back in a magnetic ball's testicles. Yes, we are made out of metal. That is what nobody knows. How is that? Holy gee, awful. How is that?

That was awful. That was so hard. My brain cannot think about what makes sound. And you know what, Amanda? We were watching you struggle and we said, we're going to let her. We're going to let that happen. We're going to let her have her own journey, even though we set the course. We're not going to try to do anything about this.

I am so curious what this journey was like for audio. listeners. I'm sure it was fun. I'm not sure. Yeah. It was really hard to like come up with us eating a sandwich. Well, you did it at the end, which was. You look over and there's a sandwich right next to you that you could have used to you.

I think that was my favorite moment was you squeezing the ball that makes no noise. It makes no noise. Literally that I put them together, I went. Well, when you slammed them together, they made like a, what happened to my throat? When you slammed them together. Now when you have them with two balls and you slammed them together and made a good noise. No, nothing. Guys, it's nothing.

Pass it. That was a nice light noise. That was a really good catch. I thought that this could sound like a helicopter. No, it can't. It actually, it actually, it actually, all, that's the thing with foli artists is like, you think something's going to work. And then you go, that's not right at all. Yeah.

That's why it's a craft. You have to, like, learn what makes what noise? What a wild life? Because there just must be out and just catch a noise. Be like, whoa. What was it? 100%. This one was sick.

That was probably the only good thing I did. That was perfect. You nailed that. That was perfect. That was awesome. That sounded incredible when you did that. Loved that shit. Thanks, guys.

Is this something of porcelain nature? Oh, I didn't even touch that. Being a Foley artist is hard. What's that? One of my favorite, what happened to my throat? One of my favorite noises. There's nothing like swimming without a life raft than doing Foley. I'm sorry.

spot. On the spot. So Foley artists actually have the time to choose what they want and make the right sound. They have a warehouse. No, we're making this art. I don't think any Foley artist just sits there with a bunch of toys and figures out what to do in the moment. This is live. So I have a ceramic thing here.

And this has nothing to do with Foley. This is just a sounds idea. Oh, yeah. Do a sounds idea. There was a little judgment in that. Oh, no, not at all. No, genuinely. Okay.

Remember what we learned? We let them. What's unfortunate is that was me genuinely excited, so now I don't know the difference. No. Oh no. I'm lost in the abyss. Okay, we're done. Go, please.

Okay, I just love the sound of a ceramic lid leaving a ceramic thing. Oh. I might not be able to get it the first time, but I'll go that when I get it right. Okay. That's good. Like, ooh. Okay, I got to stop. I'm going to come.

That's, okay, now we're doing ASMR. I will say, I did watch ASMR videos. Yeah. And my favorite was like, what was like the crunchy? Soaps. Yes. Oh, my God, soaps. There's one soap that gets me.

And it's when they go, they like pop it, crunch it. And they have sparkles in the middle. I've seen that. Or they cut the soap. Yeah, and they're pre-slice. See, that stuff doesn't. get me as much. What gets you get ASMR from what?

I've, I've mentioned that I don't know if, I think I sometimes get the, like, because it's like the, it's the response. Right. And it's not an audio thing. It's just a response. It doesn't have to be an audio response or audio thing specifically, but I get it from the, from the doctor stuff. The doctor stuff.

Doctor stuff. Which I guess are based in real, like, things where it's like they'll do the, they'll do that, okay, we have a, it'll be a person with their eyes closed and be like, okay, we have a, like, a sharp, like, roller thing and then, like, a feather. It's like, tell us if it's sharp or dull. And they'll roll like the sharp thing. Is this happening? Or you're watching a video?

Why don't I know what this is? I've never heard of this. I don't like the ones where they're like at the camera. They're like, okay, so we're going to do this. I'm like, what the fuck are. I kind of like it. But I like when I'm watching like a doctor exam happening where they're like, okay, we're going to test out some things here.

And for some reason, that captivates me. Whoa. And when I look back and I was like, oh, and I would go to the doctor, or if I go to the doctor and they check your breathing, they put the cold circle on your back. That I get like kind of ASMR response because I'm just like okay like this I don't know what it is I cannot explain

but sounds and stuff don't necessarily do it. You like touch like sensory stuff but it's like I'm not I don't have to like if I'm watching it happen it almost is fine I think it's more the procedure of like okay it's a thing where you have no choice but to kind of like sit there and do you want to get surgery? No

that sounds awful and most doctor things are awful but Right. But it's like the specific ones that aren't painful where it's just kind of like, okay, we're just testing a thing. Yeah. And like I'd say, I don't think this gave me a response, but when I went and got my eyes tested and they're just kind of like, okay, now tell us what you're seeing here. Okay, now just tell us what you're seeing here. Like that is kind of a relaxing zone.

It is meditative. It's kind of, I think it's meditative for me. Is that an R? I don't know if I like it. What gives you meditation in that way? What's your physical ASMR experience? Honestly, seeing things get organized and cleaned. And then also, yeah, I love things getting like, hey, see this dirty thing, I'm gonna clean it.

I'm like, oh, the, go when they, it's a different response when they like shave off a horse's hoof. Okay, I can't, I can't. Really? Shane, I can't. No, I can't do that. All I'm thinking about is this horse and why do they have moves and I feel bad and is he gonna get kicked? And I keep going, so that's like a big finger. So don't be grossed out, but then it's not a fingernail at some point just like your fingernail, so where does it stop?

And then there's like goopy shit. No, I can't. I don't want body eating. I feel the horse's relief. I'm like, oh, thank God. I don't want to see someone clean out their ears. No, thank you. I don't like that. I don't like that. But I like I love soap being cut. I love watching people go I tried this new thing in my shower and watching them like do this whole new shower cleaning situation. Oh, you love as you watch cleaning videos too. I love cleaning videos and I love literally. I'm. I love literally. when people have like gorgeous long ass nails that are like incredible and they make like a bunch of sparkly things and then they squeeze the sparkly things with their nails like slime. Yeah, the slime stuff. I'm not into the slime stuff. Obsessed.

But that's more of like a visual, is that an audio or a visual thing? That's a visual thing. Audio, weirdly. There was this one girl who did ASMR and she always had incredible makeup on and she did like her lip gloss and I was like, I'm so into that. It was like, and then she'd be like

and she goes and also watching people do their makeup like really well I'm so into it I used to be huge into that yeah yeah it's a huge community I love it around a long time and it just it stays as big there's a guy let me grab some

some things to replicate this there is a guy there's a weird type of ASMR that I think is a sound thing but there's also like I think the correlation for me is that there's kind of a purpose to it. Like, there has to be something kind of happening that. And there's a guy who goes around and he checks,

he inspects home for damaged wood. So he has this, like, he has this, like, metal, like, kind of like a big nail thing. And he goes around houses and he taps on wood and he finds, like, where there's damaged wood, so it'll poke a hole in it. So he'll be going around a house and he'll just be like, and he'll just be, like, tapping around windowsills,

tapping around the home. And then occasionally, it'll, like crunch in. Oh. And he'll put a little flag in there of like, okay, like this. Wood damage it. Oh, so you like, like purpose filled sounds. There's kind of like a purpose. Like that's like a work stuff. I'm like, oh, they're testing. You're like a mission. Yeah.

I'm like there's a purpose to do it with your cleaning. But the soap is a waste, but that's fine. The soap is a waste, but I do like when people have like gorgeous nails and they do like, I love watching people do intense makeup. Also, because it's like and they use all their colors and they're like, this color. And you're just like, And both of you know what wood soup is, right?

Yeah, yeah, yeah, I love wood soup. Wood soup? You've never had wood soup? I'm not going to be able to replicate it exactly because there needs to be water. Oh, I have. I never thought to take the balls out of the bag. The world is yours, Amanda. Yeah, I don't think I'll be up.

Take your balls out of the bag. So I'm a big fan of big balls. Good. Wood soup. Good. Big. I just love hearing big. Really small.

Good. Good. Good. Yeah. Big fan of big, big balls. Good. In my wood soup. I hope so.

And so this is little balls. Because the big balls go. The kind, well, maybe I can do it. Like, they're really like. Almost like when you play pool. This is too light. When those balls hit? I know what you're talking about.

Big, big wooden balls. Okay. I think I might be able to replicate. I'll pick that up. No, not quite. But anyway. I think wood sounds I like a lot. I'm going to try and do a...

They almost feel like kind of soft. Hi, and welcome to Tommy's wood soup. Okay, I can't get the microphone. Welcome to Tommy's Wood Soup Adventure. I'm Tommy, and today we'll be discussing. The first five ideas I had were crazy things to say, so I'm just going to do the Wood Soup. Would it be better if it was in a wooden bowl?

It would be better if it was in a wooden bowl, and it would be better if there was water in it. Do you know what this is reminding me of? The Korean spa when you go in the clay room? Yeah. I love the clay room. Oh my god. The sound and that room is my favorite room because you just go in and you're like, I'm on

a bunch of little balls. Yeah. I'm on a bunch of little balls. Are we tight enough for you? No. I think wood sounds are probably my favorite sounds. Like just any form of like that's nice. Oh, that's nice. A little chalkboard on it. You're like writing in the olden times.

That could also give me ASMR, maybe is if it's just like, it's like, all right, and tell us what you're feeling. Okay, so. Okay, and we're gonna measure your forehead here and okay, got that measurement. He likes missions. Big forehead.

He likes missions. And we're still, we're still measuring your forehead. He likes missions. Miles wide. Wow. And we're writing that down. Unfortunately, that actually sounds really good.

Yeah, my brain is not big, but my forehead is wide. My forehead is wide. You guys have really good French accents, first of all, I think we actually think we like, push past that. not a little too crazy in it. I would like for our few French fans to like say,

I know that the mind wasn't good, but can they say if it got better throughout the scene? I wasn't paying attention because I was having like a small mental breakdown over here, but everything was sounded good on my end. It sounded good. I think forever ago I said like, I don't think we have any French fans.

And we had some comments of like, oh, I'm French and I. But I'm saying like people who live, people who live. Yeah, we actually have French haters. We only have French haters. This is not good. I do not like. I don't know what you guys talk about, but it's nothing.

It's funny sometimes. I think I have a hard time imagining someone living in France and finding anything we do amusing. And I don't know why that is. I do kind of agree with you because they seem like, they seem like, yeah. I'll keep this with me. Oh. Is a car coming in? I love F1.

I watch all the F1. Why am I crazy? You're going to do the car. Okay. We could all do all sounds. I think we should all do sounds. I don't think I want to do all the sounds. We'll share the responsibility of sounds.

Yeah. Okay, okay, okay. Which team? Red Bull. Red Bull. I don't want to spoil anything, but something bad happened with Red Bull. You're not spoiling anything if it's happening in real life. Okay.

You guys are breaking up? Maybe it's, we just were the French. Oh. You two break up. I'll break up with Shane. Oh, okay. Oh, sorry. Oh, wait, no, if you want to break up with.

No. I'm not taking control. If you want to break up with me, you can. Something more is happening than the scene right now. I'm going to zip my lip. Okay, I'm so lame. Okay, they're coming around the corner. Oh, shit.

They're moving so fast. Get ready. I'll take my car in to get fit. Okay. All right, all right, let's get this. Let's get this all figured out. All right, boys, my engine's giving me some bullshit, and my tires feel on.

Real flat like my ass, because I sit down. All right. Okay. Oh, good. Looks like you got the engine up there. All right, actually, this typically happens in two seconds, so. All right, I'll be off. I'll be on my way.

Hey, um, Jeff. That was really, that was really stressful. That was really stressful. Jeff, I need to tell you. Whoa, okay. Here, hold on. I just need to stretch my leg really quick.

Okay. Mike, you got to get that looked at. I know, my ACL is just fucked up. They're going out there. McLaren is really shooting past everybody. Listen, um, wonder if, yeah. Just, you know, just want to say.

Oh, God, Toto's going to be freaking psyched because his cars are way up ahead. He's not McLaren, though. Yeah, okay. He's Mercedes. I get it. You know so much about our job. I know so much about F1, and that's my plan. Works's been really crazy, and I think I need to focus on it a little bit right now.

Oh, God. My pants are actually so tight. Okay. Great. I'm just going to grab. These cars are flying. I'm going to grab some soup really quick. You know what, Mike?

I told you not to eat soup. I'm allowed to eat soup on the job. God, you're... Hey, you know what? You want soup? Oh. You here for soup? Yeah, we have the soup line

right here by the pit stop. You want the soup? This is Mary. Supergo. She's been working for Red Bull for... Don't sit here in line. No, you get soup and you go. Don't sit in line.

I'm at my job, Mary. Mary? Okay. You're a nice woman and I'll take tomato basil. Tomato basil coming up. You want bread or not? Bread, of course.

You know what? Hold on me get my pants back on. Woo! Yeah, tight. I've been having too much soup. It's crazy because it's a one... One stop shop. Oh, God, another car's coming in.

Oh, God, breadball. Oh, shit. Hold on, hold on. We got to fix it. Yeah, we got to fix it. Oh. Okay, here we go. Boys, it's me again.

There's some wrong with my energy. All right. I need you to take the back door off. I need some wind in my... All right. I'm going to take the back door off. We added some wind in doors. Yeah.

I have wooden doors on this that makes it lighter. Okay, let me, let me, let me, uh, let me tighten the wheels. This is the tightest wheels I ever heard. Yeah, those wheels are tight. All right, boys, I'm going to be off one more time. Something going on between you two. I feel like there's maybe a breakup going on. No, I wouldn't say.

Look, Jeff, Jeff, I got to be honest. Yeah, Mike. I'm going to dribble this basketball while I'm talking to you. Let me take my pants off again. Look. Oh, good. They're stuck on my penis. Keep your pants on, Jeff.

Stuck on my penis. God. I can't do this anymore, Jeff. Are you serious? I just feel like you don't let me breathe. Why? I feel like you don't let me go on my own path sometimes. Oh, is this because I moved in and I told you to change up your bedroom?

Yeah. Because it was ugly. No, it was, and it was, I liked my bedroom, okay? You had movie posters everywhere. There will be blood is a good movie. It's my favorite movie. Only toxic men say that. That's bullshit.

It's a great movie. Mike, Daniel Day Lewis is crazy in that movie. Yeah, exactly. And that's your favorite? Yeah. Oh, would it be better if it was Boogie Knights? Boogie Knights is awesome.

Or the master? Or fucking whatever? This is all you do. All you do is compare what I like compared to. Oh, God. Everything's falling apart. I need the most work I've ever had on this car. quick.

I'm losing the race, boys. Hold on. Let me open the trunk real quick. Oh, good. Your mind. Everything looking good in the trunk. Everything looks good. All right.

Body's still there. All right. Body's still there. All right. All right. I'm motorboated the tires. Let me just get the rims back on. Yeah, get those rims back on.

Clay come on. All right, I'm off. And whatever you've got going on, you better wrap that up quick. We're wrapping it up. You better wrap that up quick because I can't. and not keep coming back here. Just do not cry out there. All right, I'm going, I'll see you all later, boys.

All right. Jeff, I can't do this. Are you breaking up with me? I'm breaking up with you. Fine, I'm breaking up with you too. You can't do that. I've already broken up with you. We're done, and I'm gonna move out my stuff tonight. Because you know what?

I already moved your shit out. Oh! Are you serious? You're clapping, really? I'm dribbling a basketball, but yeah. No, looks to me like you're clapping. Let me get my jacking. jacket on and you know what you can handle the car by yourself fine jackets on

shirts buttoned good you know what I'm fucking out of here good once you want once you clonk away I will my tins shoes my tin shoes that I got on Instagram yeah we're the wrong choice embarrassing you're you're embarrassing yeah walk you Yeah, walk away. Fuck you. Yeah, walk away. I don't want to talk to you anymore.

And that was a smosh moment. Thank you for listening to our really cool scene. Well? I think this episode has been... I think this episode has been killer. It's been exactly. We thought it would be when we threw this out a month ago. It's been so fun.

I think we need to make this a weekly other thing. I think this should be the only... I think every episode we should start with Foley. I don't think fans want to know anything more about us. I don't think they want to hear us talk. We just want some sounds. Yeah. We just want some sounds.

This was really helpful because it really is a zipper. I would, I know. Yeah, you were making the sound that that day. I was really confident and I did that bit a lot. It's nice to know like what the sound is going to be. Yeah. I wish I'd had that when I did the robot who was using the urinal earlier. Oh, yeah.

I could have had a zipper. That was fun. But I had to make it up on my own. Yeah. I really think those did sound like F1 cars flying around the crack. They really did. It was really cool. That was really cool.

It was really great. Oh, so what's going on? I already told you guys my deep deep. You really did go in. I went in. You know why? Because life's too effing short. Yeah, it is too short.

It is. Wait, we mentioned this with the little bit of time we have left. We mentioned this. And I don't think we've talked about it on the podcast. I think we've only been going for 15 minutes. It hasn't been four hours. Selena fledged up the sign. It's like 10 minutes.

Yeah, I'm like, I'm like, uh-oh. Oh, shit. What were you going to say? We did a clowning workshop. Yes, we did a clowning workshop. And we've not talked about it, but it was awesome. It was the best thing I've done in my life. We have not talked about it, and my plan is to do it again.

Good. Fantastic. Because I, it was so amazing to not use words to just be completely in our bodies. And also the thing with clowning is the audience is everything. Yes. The audience makes you, helps you decide, or doesn't help you decide, it forces you to decide what to do next. Yeah. 100%.

And what I love so much is like, being like, do we like this? No. So when you find something that you like, yes. And then you try to like, ooh, I'm getting confident. I like this. And then you expand on it. And then it's like, well, we didn't like that. Right.

Ooh, we don't like it anymore. What were you guys really? what were you guys laughing at the most? Like as an audience member? The most, the more like raw and like... Yeah, it was the raw stuff. The less a person was thinking about it. The genuineness.

It was the people getting surprised by themselves for me. 100%. Yeah, and I will say like I think everybody, it's like you have to move past like the cringe. 100%. Because it's about failure. And I think everybody in that workshop, I saw like the cringy.

moments, but also some of the funniest moments from everyone that I've ever seen. Yes. Yeah. And it was amazing to watch. Because stripping down those cringy moments, you get to like gold. And then you go, this is this person's essence. Yes. Completely.

100%. It was amazing. It was just really nice to connect with like the foundation of funny, you know? Because like you can get really heady with like writing and words and stuff, but to just really be like, right, timing. Goofy Go What are you laughing at? Foundation, yes

I mean the three stooges That show way back in the day They weren't saying anything Just clout going Donbong Yeah And I think some people Went in thinking like

Oh clowning is clowning Performative But what I loved about the classes It was like no There was no props No nothing It's actually not really Performative

It's you It's you living in the moment And reacting to the audience Either laughing Or having like a response Yeah We did this really cool exercise. I feel like when I was telling people about this,

they really liked hearing this. We did this exercise where there was like three of us at a time and we would go on stage and it would be like, okay, do something to try and make us laugh. And then we would just try to do something. No words. Make a choice. And then we would try and find,

we'd get a little laugh. We'd get a laugh or two. And then our coach would be like, okay, so how do you feel about it? And you'd go, I don't know. And she goes, okay, try something else. and we keep trying to until we find a bit and then we swap out with other people

they do the same thing and then you've got to come back and you're like okay well I'm going to do the bit again because that's what worked but then it only works once and then you've got to go how am I going to evolve this bit or do I just change the bit entirely and you're just truly drowning out there and you have to and you're just forced to try and I love the like okay so we don't like it we're not liking it

we don't like it and you go to hear that said out of out is kind of therapeutic. It is. Because by the end of the class, we didn't care if we heard that or not. Well, I'm like, good. I know, now I know that you don't like it. Yeah. Because you can feel it. A hundred percent. And that's why when you have like a performed

written performance and you're like, oh, they're not liking it. Well, I'm locked in. I'm locked in. But when you do an improv scene, I think we ignore that. Yeah. We like, well, well, well, fuck them. Fuck the audience. And it's like, why would you? What? That's what we're doing it. Right.

Yeah. 100%. I loved that. because then it made me dig really deep into, like you use all your reserves to make people laugh. And then you go, oh, wait, I have nothing. Oh, what can I get out of nothing? But then you find something. And then you watch, like, your fellow Smosh people search for that too. And then you watch them, it's, honestly, it's really cool human experience to watch them go,

fuck, I have nothing. And you're like, you always have something. Everyone's a baby again. Everyone's a baby. It was really nice. It was so fun. So fun. And this was fun.

Honestly, I had the best time. This also gave me a similar experience. Yes, this was great. I felt very locked in to it. Foley is very hard. Yes. And if there are any Foley artists out there that want me to be their protege or whatever, they're like person, I will disappear off the planet.

I actually think you'd be so, so good at it. It is a dream of, it was like, there was like, you know, actor, comedian. and then Foley artist Like that was, I mean, not really But like that's what It's so cool to me It's one of those jobs that you see it And you're like, oh right, there are so many types of jobs

That we don't think about Yes, yep Like you're a guy who makes sounds Yep, yep And all you'd be so good at it When it's them with like a box of like dirt And it's them doing the steps The crunches

You have to do that all day You gotta get the steps right Yeah It's got to be you know And they have to sink it up to the movie Yeah And those heels are forever yours I think they said you could take them.

They look like they would fit. No. Anyways, thank you both. Thank you. Thank you, Tommy. You're welcome. Thank you, Tommy. Mind if I get out of here?

Okay. I think you should. All right. All right. Bye, Tommy. Bye. It's a long way. Hold on.

We've got hollow floors here in the studio. We're on the fifth floor. There are things buried underneath it. Oh my God. Guys, why'd you put a hopscotch at the exit? Ten. Bye! Bye!