Smosh Mouth - #140 - Our New Studio
Episode Date: April 20, 2026We hit ONE MILLION subscribers AND it's our first episode in our NEW STUDIO!!! For 50% off your order, head to https://DailyLook.com and use code SMOSHMOUTH. Exclusive $25-off Carver Mat at https://o...n.auraframes.com/SMOSHMOUTH. Promo Code SMOSHMOUTH. Go to https://www.Zocdoc.com/SMOSHMOUTH to find and instantly book a top-rated doctor today.PODCAST:https://bit.ly/SmoshMouthSpotifyhttps://smo.sh/SmoshMouthiHearthttps://bit.ly/SmoshMouthApple0:00 Intro9:24 Sponsor!10:53 Feet and (boba) balls16:16 Impromptu therapy session23:49 Our new studio!29:47 Sponsor!31:29 New studio, zombies, and scary moments48:56 Sponsor!50:17 The beauty of fast food and being morning people 59:14 Our controversial takes on the new office bathroomsSUBSCRIBE: https://smo.sh/Sub2SmoshCastWEAR OUR JOKES: https://smosh.comWHO YOU HEARShayne Topp // https://www.instagram.com/shaynetopp/Amanda Lehan-Canto // https://www.instagram.com/filmingamanda/Spencer Agnew // https://www.instagram.com/spennser/WHO YOU DON’T HEAR (usually)Director: Selina GarciaEditor: Kristen O'HareProducer: Amanda Lehan-Canto, Shayne Topp, Selina GarciaProduction Designer: Cassie VanceArt Director: Adrian Sheen, Erin Kuschner, Josie BellerbyAssistant Art Director: Courtney ChapmanProp Master: Abigail Schmidt, Bridgette BaronStage Manager: Alex AguilarSet Dresser: Carly HoughArt PA: Jocelyn SfetcuAudio Mixer: Scott NeffAudio Utility: Dina RamliDirector of Photography: Brennan IketaniVideographer: Eric Wann, James HullCamera Operator: Macy Armstrong Podcasts Producer: Selina GarciaAssistant Director: Alexcina FigueroaExecutive Vice President of Production: Amanda BarnesDirector of Production: Alexcina FigueroaProduction Manager: Jonathan Hyon, Tyler KennedyProduction Coordinator: Oliver Wehlander, Zianne HooverProduction Assistant: Caroline Smith, Tyrelle AnthonyDirector of Post Production: Luke BakerDIT/Lead AE: Matt DuranDIT/AE: Beni KimuenePost Production Coordinator: Ariana MartinezDirector of IT: Tim BakerIT & Equipment Coordinator: Lopati Ho CheeSound Editor: Gareth HirdDirector of Design: Ness CardanoSenior Motion & Branding Designer: Christie HauckSenior Graphic Designer: Jay TaylorGraphic Designer: Monica RavitchDirector of Channel Operations: Lizzy JonesChannel Operations Manager: Audrey CarganillaChannel Operations Coordinator: Sabrina LiebermanDirector of Social Media: Erica NoboaSocial Media Associate Producer: Peter DitzlerSocial Media Manager: Kim WilbornSocial Media Coordinator: Margaux BernalesSocial Editor: Vida RobbinsMerchandising Manager: Mallory MyersBrand Partnership Manager: Chloe MaysBrand Partnerships Coordinating Producer: Liz KummerOperations Manager: Marshall A. PeaseOperations Coordinator: Sara FaltersackFinancial Operations Specialist: Natalie LewisTalent Coordinator: Danielle MosesPeople & Culture Manager: Katie FinkPeople & Culture Coordinator: Hannah MerrittCEO: Alessandra CataneseExecutive Producers: Anthony Padilla, Ian HecoxEVP of Programming & Development: Kiana ParkerProducer, Special Projects: Rachel CollisExecutive Coordinator: Katelyn HempsteadOTHER SMOSHES:Smosh: https://smo.sh/Sub2SmoshSmosh Pit: https://smo.sh/Sub2SmoshPitSmosh Games: https://smo.sh/Sub2SmoshGamesSmosh Alike: https://bit.ly/SubToSmoshAlikeFOLLOW US:TikTok: https://smo.sh/TikTokInstagram: https://instagram.com/smoshFacebook: https://facebook.com/smosh
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Hello, welcome to Smoshmouth. I'm Shane.
And I'm Amanda. That's me. And we have a wonderful guest with us today. It's Spencer.
What up? Nice. No applause in the room? That's crazy. Come on, guys.
No, they're saving their applause. They're saving their applause because while filming this, we just found out that we hit 1 million subscribers.
Woo!
Like what? And it's our first time shooting in our new set.
Yeah. Like...
And that gets no.
No applause.
Whoa.
Guys.
Too much stuff.
A million subscribers,
New Set and Spencer?
What?
Too much.
I think you guys should have like just like a little applause,
applause button.
Just to like save you all over there.
Apples,
applause.
I think we'll keep it over here so that Amanda does.
We've seen Amanda with a soundboard.
No.
Amanda with the soundboard is devious.
I was just on Miles Pod and damn,
I was like so envious of a soundboard.
He has a big.
fart sound. He's good at it too.
He is. He's like, oh my God, that's crazy.
He's like a fart DJ.
Should we get one?
We should get one.
Mommy Selena just said that we could get one.
Mommy Selena?
Yeah.
Do you think the stories on Miles' podcast are real?
Yes.
I think so too.
I've often wondered. I'm doing it on Saturday.
I think so too. Well, we did three that were, I'm not going to spoil it, but they were
epic. And one was, she was not in America,
and I thought she was British and she was.
was not, she was Dutch, and whoa, did I get my ass handed to me.
Damn.
Now, I'm going to go in on Saturday.
I'm going to be like, oh, you're bullshitting me, dude.
I don't believe you.
FaceTime me.
I hope you do that.
Spencer, okay, do that.
I hope you do that.
We're talking about perfect person, Miles Podcast, perfect person.
If you haven't listened to it, it's so good.
Wait, how do fans feel?
I want to know in the comments.
How do you guys feel that we don't have a table?
Yeah, so we don't have, for those listening, we don't have a table anymore.
Yeah, for those listening.
And also, our chairs are like,
We went from like, we were sitting in like school chairs.
They're literally school chairs.
They're like plastic school chairs at the board AF table to now.
Come.
Look at this.
Yeah, we're in our new studio.
We are in our new Smoshmell studio.
We're also fully Smosh is in our new studio.
Yep.
So everything is shooting in one place, which is amazing.
We're in Oxnard.
It's really a cool place.
Oxnard's great.
Yeah, we're on the fifth story.
Fifth story.
Of a building.
Most of its loft.
Most of it's like condos.
Downstairs is a hair salon.
Yes.
Really wonderful people.
I know.
But we managed to get one floor just for us to have all our studios in it.
I love it.
It's like we're at Defi again.
Kind of.
Because at Defy, we had the, we had the, well, I feel like y'all would talk about it back
then, but they were above an MRI imaging building.
Yes.
So you would hear the MRI machine.
It was insane.
Oh my God, the MRI machine is so loud.
Yeah.
Yeah.
You'd feel it.
on certain days. You get sucked to the floor.
Yeah, just bam!
I would love a magnet room.
What does that mean? All right, go on.
I'm pitching. I'm going to pitch it. Every time you walk in, if you're wearing jewelry,
uh-oh, whoops for you, you're going to get stuck to the ceiling.
What if you have like a clitoral piercing or something?
Wow!
She's, you went right in. You went straight to that.
Jumping right in. Yeah, it's just, it had a funny...
Clitoral? Yeah. Pyrcing?
What if you had nipple piercings?
Yeah. True.
For some reason, would that have hit the same?
No.
No, you're right, man.
Hey, we stand corrected.
You're right.
Guys, we're here to talk about the news studio.
We're here to talk about how the pot is going to maybe shift in these comfy, comfy, comfy chairs.
We're also here to talk about that we hit one million subscribers and we could not have done it without you, the listeners, the fans.
We love you guys so much.
Yeah.
And here to help us do all that is Spencer.
I think I just had a realization.
that I might not be subscribed to Smoshmouth.
Oh.
That's,
and you were talking shit before we started recording, too.
Like, well, not talking shit, but I'm like, I am surprised because you guys have routinely
like such high performing episodes.
It's like, you know, how do you reach over a million views?
And I know this is such a stupid question.
Like, reach over a million views when you don't have a million subscribers so regularly.
And, like, because I guess, like, to me, this does feel like content that
would cater to someone
like a subscriber of the smosh
ecosystem. Yeah. But
have you ever watched an episode of Smoshmouth?
Yes. And you're not subscribed?
It does come up in my feed, so it's like I think it is, you're right?
Like, I'm just, you kind of almost assume you're subscribed.
I think that is the case. I think I think YouTube is
it's kind of like the for you page situation where it just recommends you shit.
And it's kind of...
Are you subscribed?
I should be.
We look and neither of us are subscribed.
I was not subscribed.
I think I got called out for it at one point because they had a screenshot or something uploaded.
And I had not been subscribed to Smosh Pit for like the first eight years of working.
Wow.
You didn't like the content?
Yeah.
I was like, ah, no, thanks.
You feel so far away.
I know.
We are much far.
Actually, how much further away are we?
Yeah, let's test this theory.
I wonder.
I think you're done.
definitely farther away. We're definitely farther away, but by how much? We could do, I have a
pitch. What if, like, I put my feet out and you put one of your feet on my feet? Like, we kind of
made, like, a little triangle star with our feet. And how does that measure? Like, like, we do
this, but, like, I'm not saying we have to do it, because, like, you know, the visual would live on
forever. And it's, like, it's potentially, like. It's potentially damaging. It's potentially damaging to,
like, a reputation. What's damaging? Putting my foot in a triangle with you guys. Wait, Amanda, you probably
a bigger feet than me, right?
Oh, for sure, honey.
What size do you have?
Seven and a half.
What is that?
What's that?
Amanda could walk on snow.
I can't.
It's called snow shoes, motherfucker.
Yeah, I don't know.
I think that would be like a nine or ten?
No, like an eight and a half, nine.
Oh, okay.
Oh, yeah.
You're an eight and a half?
I'm a ten.
Yeah, you are.
You're ten in women's?
An L.A. 10.
Yeah, in women's, you sick out.
So that means an eight.
That's a eight.
and a half in...
Eight and a half or nine in men's.
Okay.
I have bigger feet than you.
So we have around the same...
What size do you have?
I wear like eight and a half nine.
Sure, buddy.
Oh my God, we're the same.
This conversation is not boosting my confidence.
Yeah, sure, bud.
Big foot.
I'm proud.
Yeah.
Because if I had small feet, I would fall over.
Yeah.
You got to let the big dogs out.
I got to let the dogs out.
Yeah.
Look at them.
How do y'all feel about feet?
I am not into feet like that.
Same.
But Spencer definitely is.
Okay, we answered.
First episode of Smosh-Roth at the new studio.
We had a million subscribers and Spencer comes out as a footperson.
Well, I'm not saying I'm a footperson.
I'm just saying, like, the older I get them where I'm like, yeah, they're kind of cute.
You take, we take a couple months from shooting and Spencer has some time to himself.
And now he's thinking, I'm not like, I'm not like, slobbering over feet.
Wow.
I'm just like, it's like in the same way.
It's like, you know, you can appreciate hands.
I've never.
What? Okay.
Can you guys
Amanda? I feel like you can
You can appreciate a hand.
Okay.
I'm going to bring out one of my favorite movies
as I always do Titanic.
Do you remember when he's showing
Rose the portraits
and she's like,
you love hands.
You really into hands.
You really love hands.
And he's like, she's like,
wow, she's like,
I think that you have a love affair
with this girl.
And then he said something, right?
She's like, yeah.
No.
When he's drawing,
I think it's James Cameron's hand.
It is James Cameron's hand.
Do you remember that?
Have you ever seen Titanic?
I've seen Titanic.
Which VHS did you watch?
One or two?
I only watched VHS two.
Okay, wait. Wait.
What?
Zoom in.
This is when he's drawing.
It's just, it's just like, zoom in.
It's just, zoom in.
There's nobody by the camera.
Zoom in.
So it's just two little hairs like this.
This is Leonardo DiCaprio and he goes,
he's so fucking sexy.
He's fine, he's drawing rows like this.
And he looks up and it's just like,
oh it made me be like
I'm gonna cut off all my hair but then just have these
two the bangs his bangs are operating
in another level wait what does that say about me
that I thought Leonardo
Decapeia
I thought Leonardo DiCaprio was hot
so I wanted his haircut
what does that say? I don't know
I think there's like
that's fine
like is it I don't think
there's anything weird about that no I think
that's completely fine
guys there's a lot of things that I
I'm struggling with here.
There's a lot of changes.
I'm just going through it.
I'm a little overwhelmed because we have different mics if you can't see them.
And I just watch Shane grip.
Shane is really, he's fucking working that thing, dude.
He's gripping the mic so hard right now because we used to have stationary mics, but now we don't.
And things have changed.
Yeah.
God.
It's going to get really next here.
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Anyways, feet, no.
That's fine.
Okay, I'll say I'm completely indefinitely.
different to hands and feet.
I don't think about it.
What about head and shoulders, knees and toes?
Well, toes are part of feet.
Yeah.
So no.
Nice, got them.
Like, knees, I'll take over feet.
What about, hey, do boobies?
Now, I've heard about those.
You into boobies?
Please don't call them boobies.
Amanda?
You guys are going to give me the it.
It's so hard.
I'm super into boobs.
Boobies.
Go on.
Sorry, I was up late last.
We have a new set where we lean back and we become just regular podcast bro.
Yeah.
Oh, yeah.
Not me.
Okay.
I'm a strong woman still.
Okay.
Go on.
But I do feel really lazy in this chair.
It makes me be like, yeah, what she said.
It's hard not to like.
To be fair, we're also filming this at the end of a day on a Friday.
Empanadas.
We had empanadas for lunch.
What empanadas do you all go for?
Because we had empanadas for lunch.
I get the pepperoni peonies.
pizza-filled one.
I get the caprice or the corn.
And I didn't get that today, and it was a mistake.
I did a beef and a chicken pot pie.
Okay.
So you can imagine how we feel.
I believe because we hit a million subscribers today, as of recording this,
they're delivering some sweet boba drinks for some of us.
Boba drinks.
Yeah, they're delivering it.
Yes.
What do you all think about, like, boba?
Like the actual balls.
What do you think about balls?
What do you think about balls?
and to bring us full circle, what do you think of the balls?
I love boba.
I think balls are delicious.
To me, the boba balls freak me out a little bit.
Like, I don't know what they're actually made of.
They tapioca or something?
And what is that?
Fish guts.
What is tapioca, though?
They're fish guts.
Can we get confirmation on what boba is made of?
They're sweet, sweet.
Tapioca is a starch extracted from the root of the cassava plant.
So tapioca is a starchy.
Like, yeah, like to me, it's like, it's a little unknowable, and I don't want to be surprised by something in my drink.
It works in mysterious ways.
The first time I got boba, this was a long time ago.
And there was like one boba spot in L.A. that I knew of, that anybody knew about.
And I remember going.
My friend was like, there's this thing called boba.
And it's crazy.
And I was like, all right, I'll try it.
And I remember just being amazed by it, be like, what the hell?
But I loved it.
For some reason, it enhances the flavor.
Like, the drink itself.
Whatever you're getting, like if it's a Thai iced tea or something, that's delicious on its own.
But you just add the boba and it just adds some fun to it.
But do you drink the balls?
Oh yeah.
Oh yeah, you suck them right up.
I suck all those balls.
Yeah, to me that's super under feeling.
Suck them, gargle them?
Yeah.
Mash them, put them in a stew.
Have you guys ever seen the video and I encourage you to, like, if you're...
I'm just going to have to quit this podcast.
Honestly, this is a big ball and I'm just gripping it.
Okay, that was on my chair.
earlier today.
This, let me do an impression of Shane.
No.
This was Shane.
I didn't know what to do.
I couldn't operate.
Okay, for those listening, we have pillows.
We have like regular pillows, but then we have like a big ball.
Can I say something like super gendered?
Can I say something like super like I'm going to make like a sweeping statement about gender?
Let's fucking go.
Women love pillows.
I half agree with you.
Which half?
How do you half agree?
So what, in what context, in what context are you talking about?
Wouldn't have a agree being not having an opinion?
Well, here's the deal.
I like some pillows, but I am not that type of lady that likes a hundred pillows on my bed.
I despise that.
I think, I, is that what I meant.
Yes, that is what I meant.
And I think that is very, that is a generalization I am comfortable making.
Okay.
There are women that I know that do love a lot of pillows on a bed.
I am not one of them.
How many pillows?
How many pillows you are?
Two.
One for my head.
Damn.
One for my head.
I don't.
Like when hotels have like a thousand pillows, I'd rather sleep with none.
One pillow is intense.
One pillow from my head.
I love a one pillow.
But couch, different.
I like two pillows behind my back.
One pillow right shoved in between my thighs.
And another pillow should just hold.
See, on the couch, on a chair, on like a no pillow.
person. I don't like pillows. Bed, I'm just like a two pillow person because you have your
pillow, you have your white pillow or like the bed, the pillow you put your head on. It could be any
color that you want. And pillows come in many colors. But then you kind of have like a decorative
pillow that you put in front of that so that when you make the bed, it kind of like. Yeah, yeah. I think
aesthetically more pillows. Aesthetic they're like just. But if I'm sleeping on like all those other
pillows are leaving except for one pillow. Pretty much. You don't love pillows. I like one pill. Like I love
a pillow, but I like one pillow.
What about on a couch?
It's the same, like about one pillow.
Like, do you like these two right under your arm?
Well, this is different.
This to me is like, this is kind of feeling,
because this couch is, this couch, or needs pillows so that I'm not like.
Yeah, this couch is a wide girl, and we like that.
These aren't singular chairs, but they are basically couches.
Two people could fit on every single one of these chairs.
Whoa, there's no way that two.
Like a bono-in-a-compos on.
Spencer and I could comfortably sit on one of these.
We have to do a pod where we chair one.
We could absolutely do that.
You could do it now.
We're already here.
Dude, just come like...
Okay.
Come sit right here.
Watch this.
Watch this.
And it's like not bad.
Like, look at this.
Actually, this is better for me.
No, because you're not like, that's kind of my, you know, it's a lot of this.
Yeah.
See?
Isn't this great?
This is so much better for me.
I feel like I brought you on to my pod.
I'm just like, so Ronnie and Mitch, how is the home search going?
The next time we do, we have you on this podcast,
we should show up wearing one shirt.
Ew.
That is so bro-y and weird.
That is like Anchorman vibes.
Like, you need to go home.
That was her line.
We found her line.
Yikes.
Like, that weirds me out.
I do not like it.
It feels old-school, like, bro-y comedy.
Like, I think if I were sitting like this permanently
throughout the episode, I would be less inclined to ask questions, like,
about feet.
See?
This makes me feel like I'm just like, so when you guys...
Barbara Walters.
You need to do the couples therapy impression.
Which one?
Oh, the woman.
The cinemax or the...
Paramount Prime.
Oh.
Yeah.
And let him talk.
What's...
Let's him talk.
What do you think about this?
What makes you think...
What kind of feelings did this bring up?
Yeah, go ahead.
About your childhood and your mother
when she spoke to you in that tone.
You want me to do this?
You see, I try.
I try.
And then I get nothing.
And I feel like I'm losing my mind.
And I'm putting in 100% and he's putting in zero.
And then I'm just so mad all the time.
But then I'm mad that I'm mad.
You're quantifying everything.
Okay.
It's like, oh God.
Everything is I'm quantifying everything.
Yeah.
Okay, we heard from you.
Now let's hear from Mitch.
Do we know any Mitches?
So Mitch, Mitch, you're not really.
taking me seriously.
Okay, Spencer.
Spencer doesn't like this.
God, couples therapy,
man, oh man.
When I was in maternity leave,
I ripped through those episodes.
I love that woman.
It's on Showtime.
That's what I was singing about.
That show is rough.
It's so good, though.
But it is rough.
Like, she,
do you know what I love about her?
She, like, stays pretty quiet.
You haven't seen it, huh?
No, I thought there was just a character you're doing.
No, it's a real show.
So I felt like, I was like,
what do I do with me?
It's a real show that is,
really intense to watch.
And it shows I'm like, wow, being like a couples therapist, that is...
And she's in New York.
It's like there's all different people coming in.
I was going to say like the clientele.
The clientele is like everyone is unique.
Everyone is different.
There's like what she has to navigate.
But my favorite part about the couples therapy, her, is she has like a therapist
who she gets to go over everything with.
And the therapist like talks to her about.
it. And oh my God, if you had
her as a therapist, either of them. And then there's
the therapist group. Like it'll be her
doing these couples therapy sessions
and it'll cut to her with like five
other therapists where they go over their
sessions. They like joint diagnosis. They like
talk shit. No, it actually, genuinely
she gets other opinions
I think that would be the hardest part about
being a therapist or someone
like that is working in a vacuum where it's like
you're only getting one perspective
and you're just fully having like I don't
like solving
any problem alone.
Like I love to talk it out.
So that must be super useful for any...
Well, she is alone during it,
like during those sessions.
But she does go back and take her notes
to like her therapist.
And this therapist is just like,
she's so direct.
She's not indecisive.
It's amazing.
But it's why therapists aren't supposed
to give advice, right?
Like they're not...
Because they're getting one...
They're just hearing one person's perspective.
They're not supposed to be like,
yeah, you should break up with them.
Like, they don't do.
that.
They shouldn't be.
How many therapists, how many people that you talk to was like, oh, my therapist said this and
you're like, what?
Now, that's what they're, here's a problem, though.
They're putting, I do think we put words into our therapist's mouths sometimes.
Yeah, you're right.
But I think that's, that is almost in a way what a therapist is supposed to do is they're
supposed to help you gain clarity.
Yeah.
They're supposed to ask the right questions.
They're supposed to guide you and challenge you.
Yeah.
But they're not supposed to tell you what to.
do because they're not in your life. They don't know what's going on. So true.
So true. Help you understand your situation more. I commend the people that say yes to getting
their therapy session filmed or recorded because boy, oh boy. My God, because some of them are
absolute assholes because in season one, like right off the gun, there is a guy who is such
an absolute monster to his wife. He's a child. But doesn't think that he is. He doesn't. He clearly
said yes because he's like, yeah, like whatever. But he's just.
like, I'm just like, I hate you immediately. And I'm like, everybody who watches this probably
hates you. And she, the wife, I feel for her, but I also see why she's still in the relationship.
Like, I, I see, I, it was so frustrating for me, because they spoke in completely different
languages, not literally. They were just like on completely different paths. It's,
journeys. It's, it is endlessly fascinating, but it is also at times depressing. Yeah.
Because you're just like, oh, man.
How long after, like, do you see one therapy session or do you see multiple?
Multiple.
It's a whole, like the season will follow several couples.
Until they're done.
So I think they sign up for, like, a certain amount.
And then when they're done, they either it's like, then they, or she can stop them midway and be like, I can't help you guys.
She has done that.
Do they do the thing where, you know, it's like, it would be like at the end of like my strange addiction or something.
Oh, do they stay together?
Yeah, it's like it'll be like eight months later, like, but.
blah, blah, blah,
happen.
Sometimes.
Sometimes.
Some of them do get divorced.
And then some of them,
it just kind of leaves unresolved.
You're just like,
yeah, right, they're leaving,
but it's not great.
You've got to find them yourself.
Some couples,
you do see them kind of turn things around,
and it's really nice to see.
It's really nice to see.
You're like, whoa.
What if we had an on-site therapist at Smosh?
But, like, for certain shoots.
Like, it'd be like a were-it-be-like a were-warp shoot.
And then it'd be like,
oh, things got a little intense for bringing in the on-site therapist.
I pitched.
this for a show, but we didn't do the show.
Oh. Because the therapist would have been
too expensive. Yeah. I mean,
not logistics. I'm like, what would the funniest thing to
have a therapist on set for?
Try not to laugh when you bomb.
Yeah. Immediately, like, immediately
like you're still filming the episode,
but it's like, ooh, you failed.
Immediate gratification. You can walk off and there's a therapist
to talk to really quick. And then it's, and it cuts
to like this gorgeous room. And it
cuts to like the most serious session
ever. And it's like, so I put on
that wig and I thought, I thought,
that wig meant that I was a little boy, but it
didn't, it didn't work. They
thought I was a grown man. It's like,
what, what, what was
your childhood life?
We need to do,
we need to do cutaway gags in
Tried Not to Laugh. Yeah. I love that.
Okay, so
this might be a spoiler, but the new
Try Not to Laugh set has a doorway.
Bro. And it's such a game
changing. Game change. To enter
through a door. Yeah.
It changes every, I mean, it's perfect. It's like
sitcom.
Yeah.
This, this, let's, let's talk about the new studio for a second, speaking of the Try Not to
Laugh stage.
Okay, so there's three stages and the Try Not to Left Stage, things are going to kind
of look similar on camera.
Yeah.
Except for games.
Games, I mean, we changed a couple of the colors around, but, you know, essentially
what happened is a lot of the old set was one-to-one transplanted to the new location.
Yeah.
And rebuilt using a lot of the same parts, but, you know,
taller and a little bigger just so we had more space to do you know kind of anything we
needed oh we shot on the game stage you probably did too the the amount of space
it was so so nice I also really like the color the background color thank you I would
say like besides like this set is probably the biggest like aesthetic upgrade yeah but I
feel like most of the upgrades are more practical well so that set you guys can't see
but over there we have like a, you know, painted green screen, white screen all the way down.
So it's going to look so much better.
Yeah.
But a lot of it, a lot of the shows aren't going to look drastically different.
But like you said, we have different lighting.
We have different, just like ability to shoot things.
It's different for us.
Yeah.
Like I don't know if it really, if people realized when watching our videos in the past of like,
for how many shows we were filming in one.
studio, like we didn't have a ton of space
in the sense that for where camera could move to film things
was sometimes... Yeah, and that's the funny thing about like
even now I don't consider Board A.F and Smoshmouth
having shared a
set where it's like they truly did
but the Board AF table did not feel like the Board AF table
once you flew those microphones in. Like it felt like a totally...
Yeah. That's crazy. The board A.F. shared smoshmouth. That's wild. And now we share assumptions.
Yeah, this is now where they film assumptions.
Where they film assumptions. And, uh, yeah. Yeah, I think, is it those, are those the two shows?
Those are the two shows? And that's the only set that does multiple shows.
But if, if we probably, and I mean, we want to eventually do more podcasts,
I think moving to this new studio allows that possibility to come to fruition sooner.
I'm assuming they will also be here.
Yeah, I think so, probably.
They'll probably be standing right behind us and doing it.
And they'll have to do it at the same time.
And it's like, you know, it's really about just taking up space.
Has anyone ever done like three podcasts at once?
And they all upload them into the one episode.
You know, you just hear three different conversations happening at the same time.
Uno Slip It In was.
Oh my God.
Uno Slip It In.
It's my first time playing Slip It In.
What a fun name, by the way.
And I got the most ridiculous phrases that you would never be able to slip in.
What was wonderful?
Win Chimes on Etsy.
Oh, Watch Me Beat You in Tetris on an old school Nintendo.
You never bought Wind Chimes on Etsy?
But I couldn't say it.
I legitimately, see, I would have schooled you guys on that one because I've legitimately looked for Winchams on Etsy.
No, no. Shane, you wouldn't have.
Because this is how it went.
okay Trevor was getting really heated because he was trying to slip things in but then he wasn't and then he was getting really heated and I totally get why a rasha was just like I slipped it in like every five seconds and then Angela was just going like batah bab mushroom like saying random things and go I slipped it in at some point and we were like so then I just started being like you know namaste I just started saying things Spencer was there it was so crazy it's it's I mean it's it's it's it's it's
a game that truly encourages.
We need like a smosh games after show
where it's like how do we think that went?
With this therapist.
So tell me about your...
Yeah, I felt like...
But it's so hard because, you know,
we previously did it where it's Mario Kart.
And for context for you at home,
the way slip it in works
is you were given phrases that you have to
slip into conversation unnoticed
and they can be super outlandish.
But previously we played it
while they were playing Mario
cart and this time we have them and you know i don't know when it airs probably way after this but
we have them do it while playing uno and so you're playing two games at once and uh slip it in is so
demanding from a thinking standpoint like like an observation standpoint yeah you gotta be listening
because also it's like you know if i if you and i are talking during the game and amanda just says
something it's like cigar smoke reminds me of my grandpa it's like if i hadn't clocked her even
saying that?
Like,
it's,
to me,
it's such an
incredible
active listening
exercise.
I feel like it
needs to be,
I think,
I think for,
for Smoshmouth,
it would be perfect.
I think so,
too.
Because with Smoshmouth,
we aren't doing
something distracting us,
and the etiquette
to make it a good episode
is,
ideally,
people are talking
one at a time.
Oh, yeah.
You should not be talking,
multiple people should not be talking.
It was,
and that's why Trevor
was getting overwhelmed
and I totally get it.
it was, I mean, everything I had to say just, it was very clear it was to slip it in.
Everything that I said.
Yeah.
It was so ridiculous.
But I had the best time.
I honestly was laughing so hard.
Yeah, but it is like, it is, it is, like, it is, like, it is, like, I can think of
no faster way to overstimulate someone.
I think we should do it for, for Smoshmouth at some point.
Oh, I love that idea.
I think that'd be perfect.
I think that'd be, I think y'all really should.
And, hey, happy to draw some cards for you all.
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What's going on?
Do you have something in your eye?
No, I want an aura frame.
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Honestly, he's getting massive.
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Yeah, and it's got unlimited storage
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Yeah, it's the perfect Mother's Day gift.
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mommy or daddy
whoever
buy me a gift or never speak to me again
no
going back really quick
this is a dumb little thing we keep giving
the couple's therapy lady an accent
and she doesn't have one we're thinking of Esther Perel
we're thinking of Esther Perel
you know what I combined my two
lovely therapists into one
is Esther Perel is that the sex
Esther Perel is where we should we begin
that's not even a good accent of hers
Esther Perel
Yeah, I listened to a crazy episode where she talked to a guy and his AI girlfriend.
Oh, she's still around.
Oh, yeah.
Hold on. Where should we begin?
Foo.
I have her board game.
I need to listen to, I need to read some of her books.
Or d'F?
She has a book on infidelity that I'm really curious about.
Yeah, because I'm like, that's a crazy.
Yeah, because I fucking love it.
No, because I'm really fascinated by just like relationship and behavioral shit.
Agreed.
She is amazing.
I love her.
Yeah.
Anyways.
Anyways.
Going back to,
I have a question.
So the games stage, as it, as it did in the last studio, it has like two parts, essentially,
the board a half table and then the couch.
Are you, can you spoil anything that you're, like, hoping to film in the new studio?
No.
That we haven't done?
No.
You're not going to tell us anything.
No.
All right, man.
Okay.
Hey, cool.
I think so.
I'll tell you what Shane's planning.
Yeah.
He's doing a naked run around the whole studio.
We're going to go streaking.
We're going to.
all the lights will be out, but he'll have a flashlight, and we don't know where.
And so when we film our hide-and-seek episode, look out for me.
Someone really should be naked for that.
Fuck.
Wait, and then we go, oh my God, look.
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
And they're just hanging.
Seeing this flattened-dicket balls.
Ropes all around their hands and legs just stretched out.
Seeing someone, like, finding something naked is so scary.
So the thought of looking up and you're just sitting up,
And it's just like your butt and you're hanging on.
You're just like, wow.
Me hogtied from the rafters.
I guess there's Shane.
I guess there's Shane.
Oh, boy, don't look at that.
It's like, why does he have an apple in his mouth?
Being slowly lowered over a fire.
You were the last one to find.
Oh, you won.
There was like a string of horror movies where like a lot of the horror would just be like,
oh, what if we put some, like, naked people in the background?
Yeah.
For you to clock.
Oh, you're talking about, like, hereditary.
Reditary?
Hereditary, but, like, a couple other movies did that, too.
I didn't like hereditary.
I know you don't like hereditary.
And I love hereditary.
That's so funny, dude.
Pereditary is, I do think, my hot take,
hereditary, on, like, reexamining it and rewatching it,
it is funny as fuck.
It's so funny.
It's, like, weirdly funny.
And that director has gone now more into comedy, which is so funny.
What's the last comedy that he did?
Are you asked?
Eddington.
Eddington is pretty funny.
I will say I really didn't like when Tony Colette was on the wall.
Oh.
That part I would like.
Tony Collette's performance is what's scary.
I mean, she's the original.
Sixth Sense.
Do you remember her?
Do you remember Sixth Sense?
Yes.
I've actually, I've never seen all of Sixth Sense.
What the fuck?
I know, dude.
Do you want to hear something crazy?
And I just realized.
One of my favorite movies, I didn't realize the boy's name is Cole.
Which one?
The one who sees dead people.
What if?
Six cents.
Yeah.
Oh, okay.
It's my son's name.
Cole.
You remember.
that.
Do you think it was like bubbling under there somehow?
I can't believe you named him that because now he can see ghosts.
Is that why he keeps talking to the lady in the room?
The lady in the room?
It's you, bro.
Like you already know.
That's you.
Man, man, oh man.
When you get a baby monitor and you watch horror movies, don't do it.
Baby monitor made for horror movies.
It is legitimately scary.
It's so scary.
I'll be like,
H was like there's nobody in there and I'm like,
it's just the like grainy black.
black and white. I'm like, that's terrifying. I was going to say I recently watched the
Dawn of the Dead movie where the lady gives birth to the zombie baby. Yeah.
It's unfortunately, like, they set it up to be like so scary and then you finally see
like the CGI zombie baby. And it's like the funniest shit. And it makes this goofy
sound. I'm like, oh, you kind of, you lost me. When I watched it as a kid, it's scared the
fuck out of me. I'm sure it was scary. But now it's just, it's very silly.
Speaking of, you said you've been going through and watching basically every zombie movie from the past like 100 years.
I wouldn't go that far.
I've been watching.
I've been working my way through like the George Romero zombie movies because I had not seen most of them.
And wow.
Like you remember like were you guys a part of like that zombie craze from it was like, you know, I guess like Walking Dead was kind of the culmination of it.
I never watched Walking Dead.
That's something I missed.
I've never liked zombie shit.
like kind of at all
Wait, I love zombie shit
I kind of don't like zombie stuff
Maybe have you
Kind of like need to go away
I've watched Night of the Living Dead
I've watched Dawn of the Dead
The newer
I've watched 28 days
I've watched 28 days later
Is a little bit
Different
There's some
There's some things that kind of
I do love
Like I love the video game
The Last of Us right
Yeah
But
No that's not like traditional zombie
I'm talking like
Like, did you read?
I mean, what really kicked it off for me was, one, Sean of the Dead, and two, it was like the ultimate zombie survival guide.
And that guy went on to write World War Z, which is, have you read that book?
I have not read that book.
So I assume you seem like someone who has probably seen the movie.
Yeah, with Brad Pitt.
The book is nothing like it, but it's incredible.
It's read like a war reporter, and it's written after, like, the zombie outbreak, kind of like,
destroys like three quarters of the world's population.
Whoa.
And it's a reporter who goes around talking to people who like, because it breaks out in like a small
village in China.
And he goes and he meets with like the doctor there who was like like on the front
lines and he tracks people who were there at all the different points in the war.
Up until like so, you know, you just see it's like a historical perspective of it.
And it's incredible.
And it is terrifying.
Because you get little vignettes of like people recounting stories of like, yeah, here's where I was when it happened.
And here's how I survived for the like X amount of years on this.
Like one of the chapters is it's he interviews the people who were on nuclear submarine.
And that was where they were like hiding for most of it and how they kind of had to, you know, where they figured they could surface like, you know, how they were interacting with people, how they were receiving their news from like topside.
But that's kind of it like, it extends into like apocalyptic fiction, which is always, I've always loved like.
Like, you know, it's just like, you know, how do people function after the apocalypse?
Right.
Like, a submarine is scary enough.
Yeah.
I hate submarines.
I haven't read World War Z, but I read his other book.
The Sasquatch one.
The Sasquatch one.
I didn't read that one.
It honestly, was really great.
I love Sasquatch guy.
I like Sasquatch.
I like Sasquatch.
I love Sasquatch.
I fuck with Sasquatch.
But Sasquatch isn't necessarily scary.
Like, my view of Sasquatch is just kind of like, yeah.
You've got like a Harry and the Henderson's POV?
A little bit more.
Just whatever.
Like, it's just out there, and it's like, you know.
I don't know if I believe in Sasquatch.
Did you grow up with Harry and the Hendersons?
Okay.
Did you watch that grown up?
I did watch it.
My grandparents showed it to me.
And that end shot when all the Sasquatch come out of the woodwork, genuinely.
I don't remember that.
I don't remember that at all.
It's a goad shot because they're like, oh, they bring them to like, for those who don't know,
Harry and the Henderson is about a family who.
John Lithgow.
Meets like Sasquatch.
That outfit is like,
pretty freaking good.
Yeah, and they're like,
all right,
so they're hanging out with saskwitch.
They live in a cabin, right?
It's like very silly.
They're hanging out with Sasquatch
the whole movie.
But at the end,
they're like,
let's take him back home
and they bring him to the woods
and he like comes to the like entrance
of the woods and you're like,
oh, like,
I wonder he's just going to walk into the woods
and meet his family.
And all sudden like tons of Sasquatch appear
and a ton of them were like in frame
just so well camouflaged.
I got a rewatch here in the Henderson.
This is my memory of it of being like,
whoa,
they're all actually there.
We just don't.
I haven't.
We don't see him.
I never actually saw Harry in the Hendersons.
I just imagined the whole movie in my head.
I just remember the scene in the kitchen when he's in there, and I remember as a kid being like, whoa, he really looks like a Sasquatch.
Oh, I wonder who did, like, if it was like a Jim Henson or like a Frank Oz.
It's so good.
It's very good.
There is a part where it's because the John Lithgow plays like an artist or something, right?
And like at one point he paints Bigfoot, but he makes him scarier.
He, like, he draws him scary.
and I've always had like a weird phobia of like
paintings and sculptures that are like supposed to be scary
like picture of Dorian Gray.
Oh yeah.
That's like so scary to me.
Or at the beginning of Exorcist when he sees the statue.
Like some like the scariest part of that is just like a statue that like frankly just is like
has bad vibes.
Yes.
There's something so scary about a or Ghostbusters too.
That painting of the old man.
Yeah.
That is scary.
There's just something that's so scared.
You're scared of scary.
I'm scared of scary paintings.
I do not like creepy paintings.
One time my friend was like doing construction.
When I lived back home, I was in my like childhood home.
My good friend from college was doing construction for this like rich guy.
And he was giving away all these like old school incredible paintings.
And he was like, hey, there's this painting of a woman who really looks like you.
And I was like, okay.
He brought it over in his truck.
It was like, honestly, half the size of this wall.
Massive.
It was huge.
in like this gorgeous gold frame.
And it's like this woman who like looks like a maiden and she has like long dark hair.
She looks like Esmeralda kind of.
And she has a pigeon and she's kissing the pigeon, but the beak is going in her mouth.
And she's got like water pouring and there's like a gorgeous like scenery.
But it's just that.
And I was like, thanks.
And he was like, yeah, it looks just like you.
Crazy, right?
And I was like, all right, bye.
And then I remember putting it in my room.
And I had nightmare after nightmare after nightmare after nightmare.
And I put it out, my little sister who's like very like, she was like, you gotta get rid of that picture.
It's creepy as hell.
She's making out with a bird.
And I was like, yeah.
Yeah.
So I don't even mess with like a state sale.
Especially with like an original.
There's something to like, of just like, okay, someone put in days of work into this.
And it's like, what was their inspiration?
What's the energy they were putting in it?
And I'm not like a absolute believer in that stuff, but I'm still just like.
Oh, I love like dunking on y'all when you're like, oh, maybe there's ghosts.
I'm like, ha-ha.
And then, like, as soon as a picture comes up, I'm like, oh, no, there is a tangible energy of this picture that I don't like.
My instincts are there.
I remember one time staying at a cabin, and, like, I was sleeping in a loft.
And in, like, the corner of the room was, like, just kind of on the floor, like, hell up against the wall was just a painting that was just kind of creepy, like of a guy.
And, like, it was just, like, kind of off.
And I remember just being like, you got to be fucking kidding.
Like, I was like, Jesus Christ.
Like, I'm...
Dude, I totally believe in that.
And what's funny is this new studio,
and Anthony really wants to put some paintings up in this new studio,
which I agree,
because there's like a lot of beautiful white walls.
But there is a couple creepy spots in this new studio already,
because we don't have art yet.
Have you seen it?
You've probably seen it.
It's the little hallway,
because they like messed up a little bit of the construction.
It's a hallway that you go down.
It's like concrete,
and then there's a tiny hallway that fits nothing,
and it's really, really long.
And then at the end, it's a dead end.
She's got the fucking backrooms, bro.
I would say this...
Backrooms vibes.
Our new studio has more backrooms vibes than haunted vibes.
I don't feel haunting.
I don't feel a haunting vibe here because it feels too fresh.
And this isn't a new building, by the way.
This isn't a new...
We didn't build this building, right?
So it's been here.
Same with the previous studios and all the studios we've ever worked out.
Okay, but do you guys get any ghosty vibes in the new studio?
No, not here.
I don't think I've ever been in any place where I've gotten ghosty vibes.
I have.
I don't get ghosty vibes.
vibes. Not the old studio, not the studio. I once went to a friend's place and I walked in and I was like,
ooh, I do not feel good. I'm not even, I'm not even kidding. I do not feel good. Do you
tell me how fart? Oh, go. Wait, we have to. Amanda, we have to tell the story. Sorry to change
the subject. What story? Okay. When you farted, dude. No, no, no. He's promised that he would never tell
that story. I got to tell one of the funniest things that's happened in the story. I got to tell one of the funniest things that's
happened in so fucking long.
Oh, oh.
So a bunch of us went and saw Chance's musical Hitch.
Yeah, Spencer was there. He was in my row.
And it was, uh, with the Eric.
By the way, amazing show.
If they ever do it again.
And you haven't seen it, you must.
You gotta go.
You do not need to know the movie Hitch at all.
No.
It's just, that's just the basis.
Chance wrote it.
So we see the movie.
And then afterwards, a few of us are like, oh, let's go, like, do we want to go grab a drink?
I miss that.
Sorry.
I wanted to go home.
It was a Sunday night.
It was pretty late.
It was a Sunday night.
And we were filming the next day.
But so we go to this bar.
And at the bar, there's kind of like, it has like an alley next to the bar.
It feels very New York.
That you can go out and there's some like benches.
And so we're all hanging out there.
It's a Rasha, Courtney, Amanda.
They're sitting on the bench.
It's me, H.
And Daniel Thrasher was with us.
And Angela.
And Angela was also there.
Start naming people that I just like absolutely.
Like people I really look up to.
Glenn Close was there.
Glenn Close was there.
George Romero was there.
Tom Cruise doing backflips.
Oh yeah.
Anyways, we're kind of in a circle hanging out.
And down the alleyway, maybe about 10 feet, maybe 15 feet from us, is a guy, just a regular guy sitting on a bench on his phone.
That was me, dude.
Yeah.
His headphones in.
He had headphones in his ears and he's just chilling on his phone.
With like a beer.
And we're talking.
Daniel Thrashers kind of faced away from this guy
where the circle's at. This is important.
And I have direct line of sight of this guy. I'm on the other side of our
little circle where we're talking. And as we're in the middle of conversation.
We're talking about stuff. We're laughing, whatever.
We're talking. And this guy rips
the loudest fart I've ever heard in public. So loud.
And I'm talking, and it's a long one. It's not like, it's like,
we're talking. And I look over, I see him lifting a leg. He's going like
And we are, we are mid-convo, we are silenced.
Full?
We stop talking.
And I, and H and I are like kind of far away.
So we're kind of like, wait, did we just, we, do we just hear that?
We struggled to figure out what I mean.
And then Daniel.
And then Daniel goes, we all heard that.
We're all going to be chill about it.
And that's what happened.
And we're gonna, and we gotta just continue.
And then he goes, hey, Daniel literally, good.
lifts up his glass, he goes, let's cheers to that.
And the guy
does not, does not acknowledge.
And his headphones looks over. He was listening
to fart sounds on his headphones.
He was like, oh, it must have been part of the song.
No, it, like, he ripped it for like a long time.
It was lifted up his ass for it.
Crazy.
Like, truly.
No, I looked over and he was doing like, full on like a high kick.
The fact that he was farting so long you had
time to visually find the farder before it ended.
Let me tell you, Spencer, there was like no one in the alley but him and us.
Hey, it must have been the wind.
It was awesome.
He must have been listening to whatever you wanted and he was like, I have to fart.
I don't care.
And I think what's, or maybe he farted and then had the realization of like, oh my God,
I have headphones in like, oh shit.
Was it loud?
And then just kind of had to stay in his phone.
he couldn't look around.
And he stayed there for a long time.
It's, it is scary.
When you have headphones in, because when I'm at the gym and I have headphones in, I'm
like, oh, maybe I could silently get away with something, but I'm like, I have no
idea what's happening.
Ew, you squat and fart?
No.
And I would never be around anybody.
But if I'm like on a stairmaster and nobody's around me, I'm like, all right.
But I'm still like, what if it's really loud?
To Shane on a stairmaster just like,
and you're like,
God, this new album.
Why is my heart rate 200?
I would think farting would lower your heart rate.
I think so too, and I think it would give me buoyancy.
I think it would lift me up a little bit.
Farts will never not be funny.
It's like objectively, yeah.
Objectively, it's just funny.
It was insane, man.
It was insane.
And you know what?
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None of us did.
Because it was actually like shocking.
None of us did.
It was true.
We were all like this.
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Yeah, all right.
Back to the show.
So, yeah, that was a spooky thing
that happened to us.
Can I tell my story after Chances' show?
Yeah.
I went to Jack in the Box,
and I tried their new hot,
it's like spicy, hot honey mozzarella sticks,
and they were awesome.
They hit?
They hit.
It's like the Chili's kind of thing.
You know how Chili's has started to do.
They're like,
Honey Chipotle.
a coated
mozzarella strips
Jack in the box does one
and it comes with
like dipping ranch
I was very
pleasantly surprised
Do you want to hear something
Whoa
Kind of insane
What?
I don't think I have tried
a new
fast food item
from my regular order
in my entire life
Oh no
You're still locked in
like what you had as a kid
Like whenever I've gone
I don't try
Like when they come up
With a new thing
I never I've never tried it
I have to try the new thing
I fucking have to try the new thing.
I've only had Jack in the Box once and it was because you brought something in and you're like,
oh, they have these new little mini tacos.
Oh, the tiny loaded tacos?
Yeah.
So, I had one.
Jack in the Box is pretty good.
Jack in the Box, like, because I was dismissive my first couple years in L.A.
And then you find what its strengths are.
And it is kind of like the weirder, like spin-off thing.
Because if you go toe to toe with like a, even like a Wendy's burger,
it's like Wendy's has, it's kind of cracked the burger recipe.
Really?
I like a Wendy's.
I haven't had Wendy's in like 10 years.
I haven't had Wendy's.
Wendy's was like where we went to hang out in high school, and I haven't been to a Wendy since.
I just don't have fast food that often.
That's fair.
But when I get like Taco Bell, I get like five crunchy tacos.
That's crazy.
And that's all I've ever gotten.
Okay.
So you don't like to change your order.
I just said I'm like, this is what I know is good.
And usually when I get fast food, it's, I'm in like, it's like 2 a.m. or something.
So I'm not like in the zone where I'm like, I'm going there.
I never, like, go out in seeking fast food.
I'm like, oh, I need something, and it's there.
I cannot picture you at 2 a.m.
Being row at, like, a drive-thru.
You don't fucking know, man.
I really don't know you that well.
Like, damn, I don't know you at all.
You don't know me.
And nobody knows 2 a.m. me.
Nobody does, because I don't think he exists.
No, and he doesn't.
Shane, yeah.
That's because he doesn't.
Sometimes he doesn't.
And I will, like, text Shane at, like, if I text Shane,
Shane after 11, I kind of like just assume
and it would kind of be the same for you. I'm like, there's no way they're awake.
Yeah. It's true. And it's true with me.
For sure. Most nights, I am asleep.
Yeah. I've been going to bed at like one o'clock. It's been my time lately.
You're a good, but you're a night owl.
Yeah, like I could keep going usually.
Like, I can't. I'm such a morning person.
Same. I love the morning.
Have you always been? Because Shane.
I became more of a morning person. Actually, no. I've been a morning person for a long time,
but I've become like intense.
morning. I'm a morning person, except when I worked as a bartender, obviously, I was forced to be a night person.
But I never wanted to be a night person. My husband's a night owl. Like, he could be up till 3 a.m.
No problem. It's crazy. Me, I'd rather be up at like five in the morning. I think it's, I mean,
obviously it's two sides of the same coin, but it's like, when you're up that late, you are getting like a
period of quietness. And it's the same when you get up really early in the morning. It's just like,
it's kind of your time. Exactly. And I think like it makes sense to almost,
well, I don't know, because court I would think is a morning person too.
They're like...
What if they were just a day person?
They kind of are.
They've become more of a morning person.
I mean, this job, you kind of have to get up early.
You have to be a morning person.
Especially because she, in order to, like, get her hair and makeup ready, like, if we have an 8 a.m.
call time, she might be waking up at 5.36 to fully be ready.
And then, you know, I wake up and go to the gym in the morning.
So 8.m. call time means I'm waking up at 5.30.
Goddames or so.
I'm always waking up at 5.30.
Well, I'm assuming nowadays,
you literally, when do you sleep?
I woke up at 7.30 this morning.
I was kind of up at like 5.30.
But on the weekends, I love
waking up early
because like 6 a.m.
being up and having nothing to do
is so awesome.
Because I'm like, oh, the gym might not even be open yet.
Like there's nothing I can do
besides make coffee and like hang out.
It's so quiet, but it's like my cats are awake by that point.
Do you like read a book?
Yeah, I love reading in the morning.
Reading first thing in the morning is awesome because it's quiet,
but it's like the sun here in L.A.,
like the sun's usually rising pretty early,
so I get some natural sunlight, and it's just quiet, it's chill,
and reading is just so nice.
Oh my God, what is that like?
And I'm just like, oh.
What is that like?
Me, I'm literally sleeping until, like, at least 11th.
You know what it's like.
You just are in a different experience.
now. I did, I will say, I did have that life and it was, it was really nice. And I have a different
experience and honestly, it is really, really, really fun. It's really nice because when I do get
those quiet moments when he's napping and reading, it feels like stolen time. It feels so, so precious.
And I will say my mornings are now filled with like this really fun experience. Like he's learning
how to pick up Cheerios, which is like a full skill. It's like a, whoa. What kind of cheers are you giving
him? Pinter grasp. Yeah, what kind of Cheerios?
Straight, regular.
Regular.
Nothing.
Just honey nut.
Not that multi-grain.
Not a honey nut or anything?
No.
Do you hate them?
No, no sugar.
No sugar, baby.
I'm going to be honest.
I thought honeynut Cheerios were the standard Cheerios.
They're the best.
They probably are the standard.
Did you ever have like cinnamon chirios?
No.
Sorry, not cinnamon frosted churios.
No.
Incredible.
See, cereals are where I will try different shit.
I love trying a new cereal.
I love trying a new fast food item.
Like, but to me, the beauty of fast food is like, well, you know, I will get my standard, which usually isn't that much.
Like, I don't have, like, a big order at Taco Bell.
Like, Taco Bell, it'll be like, I'll get the CrunchRap if I want something safe.
And then I will try, like, the one new item.
Like, you know.
Usually they have, like, fun new drinks.
I love trying to fun new drink.
I just, I don't, I don't do that.
Wow.
Because you're up early reading.
Yes, because I'm busy filling my brain with knowledge.
I'm always trying new books.
I will say the morning.
The morning is the best time.
And like, for us, I don't mind an early call time because I think it's harder to get here later in the day and start shooting.
Like today I got here a little bit later and it was harder to like get going because the people who are already here early are already warmed up.
They're already ready to go.
Do you feel like a little bit late to the game?
I would rather come early and leave early.
Because also the studio, we're so lucky, the studio is a lot bigger,
and therefore there are so many spaces for the actors to hang out.
There's the lounge, there's the wardrobe, there's the green room.
So you kind of have to like find everybody.
And if you don't, you're actually weirdly, which I love, in like a quiet space by yourself.
Rare.
Yeah, it's such a weird experience here at this new place where there's moments of quiet.
Because at the previous studio.
A previous studio, it was basically a giant warehouse with concrete floors and there was no separate rooms.
We had the studios and then it was just like a big open space, which was kind of nice.
But it meant...
It was great for finding people.
It was great for finding people because you just looked around.
But there was never a moment of quiet.
And I really struggled with that because I love quiet.
Just occasionally.
I need to get a break.
I need quiet.
I need like a good amount of quiet, probably.
every day because my nervous system gets a little overwhelmed.
I was overwhelmed a lot there.
It was tough. I couldn't do work there.
Neither could I.
That's, yeah, I got pretty, not noise cancelling, but like sound isolating headphones.
Because, you know, I have to give like notes and like, yeah, like when you have to lock in,
it was a hard place to lock in.
It was very hard to lock in.
And I think there are so many spaces here to lock in.
There's so.
And it's more easy.
There's so many spaces and like the furniture is so beautiful.
Like, we just got so lucky with like, it.
It just feels like there's space to spread out and there's space to, like, have, like, you know, private conversations or spaces to, like, change up the scenery or keep things fresh or film things.
Like, I feel like filming our social content would be, like, a lot more fun.
People are going to see a lot more backgrounds.
But I just think that the designers did such a really fucking good job.
And I feel very, I feel very lucky because I'm like, oh, my God, beautiful.
I'm still, like, learning the map, though.
I'm like, you know.
I'm getting lost.
I'm learning the routes.
Like, you know.
Same.
Like, what are the shortcuts?
Where can I, you know?
Also, it's crazy to me that the offices are in a completely different area than all the shooting.
Because before it was, you know, one space.
Yeah.
I, I'm going to bring up something controversial.
What do you think?
Bathrooms.
Oh, God.
Do you want this?
No.
Bathrooms.
I'm struggling.
Bathrooms are a bit of a problem.
I hate to talk, not talk shit.
But it's, it's.
No pun intended.
I'm a little, I'm struggling with them.
But we do have a bathroom that is, that is a single, like, bathroom.
Like, I need a one stall.
Well, so the problem is.
Yeah.
So we have, our bathrooms, they have, like, two stalls in them, right?
But the doors are, like, the wooden slat ones.
I will say, they're pretty, like, hard to see through.
I can't see you in there.
I know, but it's, I know, but you were standing very close.
If you peer, you can sit in eyes.
Whoa, guys.
But no, it's more that I'm like, it's definitely more just a me thing where that I'm like, the fact that there is holes, the fact that there is slats in this door, I'm just like, well, like.
I think it's also because in our old studio, we never had shared bath.
This is, this is multiple, I think it's more, these are also multiple stalls in one bathroom.
We never had that in the old space.
I love to feel sealed and like safe.
Oh, you know, we talked about this.
Because, like, in my home, by myself, if I am home alone, I'm shutting the door.
Oh, I'll put the door open.
Oh, I'm keeping that door wide open.
I want to see if murderers are coming in first.
My cats will be jamming their paws underneath the door.
Like, what the hell, man?
Let us in.
Oh, cats in my lap, bro.
No.
Absolutely not.
No, bones will try.
Can you picture this?
I'm picturing Shane on the toilet, just like sitting like this.
I do.
Oh, my God.
That's for some reason how I'm seeing Shane sitting on the toilet.
So no one looks?
I'm pretty.
I'm pretty open with.
What I struggle with is secondhand embarrassment, where someone walks in and go, oh, I'm so sorry.
And I'm like, oh, no, it's fine.
And then I'm like, I'm sorry that you feel sorry about that.
That's so awkward for you.
And now I feel it.
Yeah.
Like, it's like, you know, when you watch cringy shows, I can't do it.
So it feels like that.
That's what's happening in the bathroom.
What do you think about people using the urinals?
Because, you know, there was a...
I love to see it.
I think our unspoken rule right now is no using the urinals.
What if I walk in?
I'll be.
fine with it. I'll just go nice ass, buddy.
Hold on, Amanda.
You're gonna slap our ass.
Amanda, that's not how urinals are
used. You don't pull your
pants down. Yeah, but you could if you wanted
to. Nobody, that would be such
a powerful. It would be...
Butters from South Park. I would
honestly be so proud
of you guys. Okay. If you boys.
If you boys, my little men.
My little men.
Do you, would you know how to use a urinal?
We could.
We'd have to literally grip the wall.
But I mean, like, like, let's say.
Open our legs up and then grip ourselves and push ourselves against a wall.
I mean, let's say we body swapped.
And you were suddenly, you were like, you're like, you're like, freaky Friday.
Yeah, like, you're suddenly like, I have to pee.
Like, could you go and confidently use a urinal?
Yeah, take my dick out.
Be fine.
Okay.
That's what you're asking.
And, sounds like she nailed that.
How would you do it?
Would you take it out through the boxers or over the pants?
This is my hill I'm dying on.
So do you know how, I mean, I, you know how boxers.
No, I know.
We do me on these ads all the time.
Yeah, I
When you take me penis out
I would probably take it
I would
Put the me
Andie's ad in this
Right here
Okay
Okay
Aren't there a lot of boxers
Oh no
I would go through the boxers
You'd probably pull the balls out
To you
You don't know what you're doing
I would
You wouldn't know
The first fucking thing to do
I would pull the pants
All the way down
To the ankles
Yeah
And I would untuck my boxers
Just over the butt
Just a little bit
Just to show like
the butt and then I would pull everything out of the front.
I believe that.
Because I don't want to get it messy.
My issue still is just that I'm like,
regardless of the urinal stuff and everything.
I'm just to say, I'm scared.
Shane wants a private space.
I like single-use bathrooms or.
Dude, give me single-use bathrooms.
Well, my favorite bathrooms of all time are the non-gendered bathrooms
that have all the just like toilet stalls
that are just really, really nice and like seal.
agree with you. Those are my favorite ones. I do not mind everyone going into one bathroom. I think that's absolutely fine. Just make the doors really solid. I'll wash my hands next to anyone. Oh, yeah.
But shitting, I need to be locked away. So you don't want to wash your hands after your shit because you think people know? What? What? I wash your hands after. Yeah, we're going to... We're going to really see who's not washing their hands after they pee. Well, I guess we won't. Well, no. People are definitely going to...
be washing their hands.
Oh my God.
You know what's cool?
We get to share like our guests, the new space.
It's really, really cool.
Yeah.
And also to reiterate, we're at a million.
We are at a million.
I just think that that is so, so cool.
And if you are just listening, we have new mugs and they are cute as hell.
It's the sunset.
Yeah.
It's a sunset.
And here's the fun thing.
After all we've talked about today, we're going to lose definitely 100,000
subscribers.
Let go of the mic stand.
Would you guys?
Would you guys still have me on if like every time I was on it was like guaranteed you would lose 1,000 subscribers?
Um, no, we would kick you out.
No, because Celine is the boss.
Like, I'm just like, it's guaranteed we're going to lose a thousand subscribers.
Yes.
But is that accounting for that.
But the problem is we, we would also gain.
You would probably quickly gain like at that.
Well, not, not for me, but like, no, no, no.
I just mean like in the grand scheme of like, you know, whoever else you have on.
That'd be tough.
That would be tough.
I'm just saying like, would you?
Okay, there is a pillow the size of a basketball, and it's giving me some memories.
You think that's the size of a basketball.
How big do you think basketballs are?
My basketball games are pretty big.
I got big shoes and a big ball.
I would have size 10 basketball?
I got a basketball game tomorrow.
I found this shoot to be very different and very fun and also very loosey-goosey.
I know.
I feel a little like, I'm.
sleeping. Every episode we shoot with Spencer is
like this. That's the thing. You're so right.
Yeah. We'll have a plan
and it's just gone. It just gets derailed,
but I do think these chairs kind of offer
a little bit like, hey, thing.
Like, you know Andrew's going to be doing
crazy shit in this chair. She's going to be
jumping all around that chair.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Whatever.
Do you think it's okay that we don't have like a table?
We'll see. What if we like a coffee table? I feel like
I might be putting my feet up on it.
Ooh, we put our feet up.
Yeah, I think having a coffee table wouldn't help us, like, be...
What if I had, I've been, like, what if a guest is barefoot the entire episode?
How did you know?
I just was like, these probably have stickers on them.
I just...
I've left...
You have it on the other shoe.
I've had a shoe that, like, I had the stickers on the bottom for, like, a year.
That's a good...
That's how you know, it's a good shoe, dude.
I just didn't realize.
If you guys are watching, let us know what you guys think of the new studio.
and if you have any questions,
and we'll let you know if we have any ghost sightings.
Probably not, not yet.
Or scary painting.
What if you guys surprised me
with like a scary painting back there?
I didn't know that you didn't like scary paintings.
That's like new lower.
We're gonna put a bunch of sleep.
We're gonna fucking scare you, dude.
We're gonna scare you so bad.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Enjoy that.
All right.
Okay.
Well, thank you, Spencer.
Thank you.
You can find me on Smosh games.
Oh, yeah, you find me doing weird.
You can find, Spencer, on Smosh games.
We've got some new games videos.
coming out, which I'm very excited.
Yeah, and if I can tease, like, some stuff, I mean, like, you know, we're, we're plugging
away at some, some fun stuff, some fun, like summer programming.
Yeah, I'm really pleased with the upcoming slate, and, you know, Shane's been pitching us
on some fun stuff.
And, oh, yeah, we've got the, look, I'm going to say it, Star Wars.
Star Wars.
We're just, we heard about it.
We heard about Star Wars.
May the Force be with you.
We've been getting into Star Wars.
I was married on May 4th.
be with you.
Oh, nice.
Did you do that on purpose?
Because you love Star Wars.
I do love Star Wars.
It was like a half and half, but also it had a really good deal at the place.
They're like, but you have to wear the Princess Leia ear buns.
We just liked 5, 4, 2, 3, but also I love Star Wars.
And your son's full name is Colby 1 Canobi.
She's like, I realized watching my...
We have ruined his name.
Six cents and Kobe won Canobi.
Kobe
Isn't that what you said?
I said
Colby won Canobi
I said Kobe
Kobe
Kobe one Canobey
We need to go
So
Zoom out
Get out of here
We need to go
Okay
And also
Tell me if you guys
Like the
basketball pillow
Yeah let us know
You start dribbling it perfectly
Oh
You're doing a pretty good job
Pass
Now feed me the rock
All right
Bye. Thanks for one million!
