Smosh Mouth - #144 - Reading More Brutal Movie Reviews

Episode Date: May 18, 2026

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Hi, welcome to Smoshmouth. I'm Shane. And I'm Amanda. And we have, wow, such a wonderful guest with us. You guys have not seen him yet on this pod. His name is Ian Hickox. Right. Hello. Hi. I'm happy to be here. Love what you guys are doing. This is your first time on the new set? Yeah. Oh my God. When he first walked in, he didn't know which chair to sit in. Yeah. Can you believe it? He was like, do I host this show? Yeah. You're like the middle of done. I was like, oh, that makes sense. Because like, you know, the hosts and you would put. put the guest in the middle, I guess. Yeah. Yeah, that would be crazy.

You're rocking a fit today. I was going to say, I love the yellow socks. We both got the, we both got the salvage. Yeah, I know. I was looking at our jeans and I was like. Very similar. Oh my God. Where's the same jeans?

I like the yellow socks with the dogs. If you guys are just listening, he's wearing a cool outfit. Thank you. And I also have a smosh shirt on, which is the coolest part of the outfit. That is so cool. Got the classic Smosh tea. Yeah, I'm wearing a smosh bra. It's awesome.

Oh, that's so cool. You know, we actually used to sell. Well, I don't want to say we, but... Back in it was just you and Anthony, you sold smosh bras. Back in the Defy Days, they're on the site. They sold Smosh panties. You guys are sickening. And I did not, I did not condone that.

Condone that. You didn't know what happened. You were just sitting at your desk signing. Approve. Approve. No, that was in the Defy Days. And yeah, there was like smosh panties. And if I recall, there was like a heart above the...

word smosh or something. Was smosh written on the butt or the front? That's a good question. I do not remember. And you guys had nothing to do with the creative of it? It just appeared on the site. I don't remember because I feel like they used to sell like a ton of stuff that was just like slap a label on it and sell it. That's wild that they went past you and did that.

I mean, maybe it was Anthony. I wish I had a pair. We can get you on. Okay. There's nothing stopping us from doing it. I wonder if eBay has one. Probably. That'd be sick.

It says shut up. That's actually really funny. That is funny. It'd be on the butt because I fart. I've never farted in my life. You should get on the fart train. I should get on the fart train. Yeah, that's pretty cool.

Imagine instead of a massage train, it's a fart train. Okay, so what's cool about today? Speaking of farts, what are we talking about today? Okay, Ian, we know how much you love boobies. You always... He said boobies. Well. No, we're not bringing this up.

Hey, you said that you don't bring up booby stuff, but you do bring up booby stuff. When did you guys have this conversation? I never said booby stuff. I said that I've never brought up, I've never brought up the breast milk thing. Oh. And every time somebody's brought up breast milk has been against my will. Okay. And again, another case, another case where I thought you just said boobies and you're like,

Oh, breast milk, Ian, breast milk. It's funny, I didn't actually say breast milk right here. Did you guys hear that? Yeah, but that's when you were inferring. No, no. Because you're like, oh, the booby stuff, it's the booby stuff. What's crazy is I didn't say breast milk and I didn't say boobies. That's what you inferred.

It just keeps happening with you, you know? I can't with you, Amanda. Okay, so anyways, we asked Ian because we know how much he loves movies, movies, and randomly, he'll be like, oh, I watched this movie, you know, from the 1900s. You'll bring up a movie that I've never heard of before in my life. Yeah. Okay. Like what?

Taking Pelham, one, two, three, the original. Yeah. Yeah, that was sick. And then recently you were talking about some, was it an Italian or French film from like the six? With the ship? With the ship? I don't know. Didn't you watch an old movie with the ship?

That's like the Battleship Potemkin. Sorry. Something like that. You watch a lot of like foreign, random foreign films that I never heard of. I think it's, yeah, I think it's important to have a good, because I watch so much media that I think it's good to have a good media diet. For sure. So I like to balance the crap with like something where I feel like, oh, I'm going to like take something away from this.

Wow. That's really smart. See, I'm at a place where I'm like, I don't want to watch crap. Oh. Do you know how some people are like, oh, I watch this thing on Netflix? It was so cheesy, but it was a joy. It was a fun. I can't do that.

Oh, yeah, I love watching bad movies. Like I watched, there was a new Alan Richson. Richson, Richson. Is that how you say his name? Richson, Rich, Rich, Richardson. He's doing what I do. Whatever. It's called War Machine.

Nice. I wanted to watch. Oh, yeah, yeah. I wanted to watch that. Yeah, it's just like military propaganda. I wanted. But with like an alien that just like kills people. It's that big guy from Reacher, right?

Yeah, yeah. He's awesome. Yeah, he seems cool. Beat the shit out of his neighbor. In real life? Yeah, but he deserved it. Yeah, his neighbor was being an asshole. So you guys know his neighbor?

He went all Reacher on him. Yeah. Out of everyone in the world. Reacher sounds like something else. I would you pick a fight with him. He went on the world. It's like. I'm gonna pick a fight with that guy.

The guy who's known for playing a guy on TV who just beats this shit. And he's massive. Yeah. Fun fact, I learned recently that I am in, that I've technically worked with Alan Richardson. I did an episode of Fred the show back in the day, back in like 2013.

And I, and he is in the episode I'm in. It's an episode where Fred Figglehorn... I don't know the show. Oh, you know what's funny? I don't know, Fred. You guys are laughing. This episode of Fred the show that I've done, I think is the funniest episode of television

I've ever been a part of. Wow. I do not know this show. It's legitimately, it's because it ran for like 10 episodes on Nickelodeon and then got canceled. But it got three movies. I think the show might have been after the movies, too. Really?

It's really weird. The show is legitimately good. This is what's crazy. The show is legitimately really funny. Written by Alan Sorke. Aaron Sorkin. I fucked that. You're lying on it.

No, in the episode, Fred, He drinks some expired milk and he starts hallucinating. And this evil, the expired cow shows up in his mirror and is like threatening him. And it's played by Alan Richardson. And I had no idea. He is not a cow. And he's like, I have to fight this cow. And I show up as a chocolate chip cookie who trains him in karate to fight this cow.

And it's legitimately so funny. So, so, so, so. What? So the chocolate chip cookie would dunk into the milk, which is the cow's expired milk. chocolate chip cookie who's training him in karate. Okay, no. There's no connection. It's crazy how I see this so differently. It's legitimately funny because in the scenes with me, I'm in a

giant cookie costume. Uh-huh. And he'll be talking to me, but my over-the-shoulder shots, they just held up a real cookie next to the camera. That's so clever. That's so clever. It's a really funny episode, and it's a really funny show. Why didn't you ever meet the cow?

I wasn't in any scenes with him. How? You're fighting. Oh, no. You're training. I'm not fighting. I'm training. I'm the, I'm the Yoda. Okay, and get this. In the Fred movies, his dad, John Sina. Yes. I am one degree away from John Sina. I don't think John Sina was in that episode. So you're basically like John Sina. No, John Sina's his dad. John Sina's in Fred the show. Did you meet John Sina? No, I just said I didn't meet Fred John Sina. You know what's crazy is I really want this story to end where you meet both of them. So just let me have it. I haven't met either of them, but I have worked. So you

did no scenes with them, but they were in the show. Yes. Wow. Because the show just loved to cast like huge buff guys. Yeah, I was going to say. Is that? They cast me as well. But they put you in a fat-ass cookie.

Hell yeah, and I look good as hell. How do you do karate in a cookie costume? I wasn't doing karate. I was just training him in. Wow, I guess I don't understand. You clearly don't get the highbrow nature of Fred the show. Wow. No, it's legitimately the funniest show.

I would love to see a clip of that. And I, look, I think. think so random and Goldbergs were really funny shows. Fred the show might be the funniest show I ever got to be. So why do you think it got canceled? Just nobody was watching it. That's why it got canceled. Okay. But it was legitimately

funny and I think unfortunately at that point because Fred was like the first big YouTuber. Like first like most... What's his name? The channel was called Fred. What's his full name? Fred Figglehorn's the character. Oh, got it. Okay. The actor who plays him is named Luke's. Do you think that he still does

He doesn't still do Fred? And he does not like to talk about it. He doesn't want to talk about it. Well, because it was such a big sensation back in the day. He doesn't want to talk about it. Well, yeah, because it was just like, oh, that's his past.

He's trying to put it in the past. Because his, he was like a very, like, everyone, like, anyone that wasn't a fan of Fred really hated Fred. Yeah. Because he had this, he pitched up his voice in editing, and he was, like, really hyper. And so just like, anyone that wasn't like

a kid that wasn't a fan of Fred was like, I hate Fred. Fred sucks. So he was one of the first YouTubers to go to the mainstream. Like Nickelodeon was like, we'll give you some movies. We'll do a show. And so people thought the show, it's like, oh, it's Fred the show. It's probably, and I remember at the time, before I worked on it, thinking like, oh, Fred the show. Oh, my God.

And then I got the script and I was laughing my ass off. And I did it. I was like, this is really funny. And they kind of like, they kind of unpaced his voice for the show. Yeah. It wasn't as intense. The show is very good. Do you think people didn't watch it because they were?

annoyed by his voice. I think they didn't watch it because the connotation of the character already. And I think Fred by that point had already kind of been, like people are getting a little worn out on it. This is like 2012, 2013 and Fred was at his peak in like 2007, 2008. Yeah, probably 2009 maybe. Yeah, so it's just a few

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So anyways, we're talking about movies. I really appreciated that lore. Why we brought you on, Ian, is because you actually have a letterboxed. I do. And you write movie reviews. Yeah. Are you bringing any movie reviews today of your own? Uh-oh.

You were, okay. Secret. Before we started filming, you were typing ferociously on your phone. Well, because I remember, I re-watched Mad Max Fury Road last night. So good. That movie's perfect. So good. I remember seeing that in the theater.

at the vista before it closed down and then reopened. It was epic. That movie is perfect. It's perfect. Truly. It's literally perfect. It's one of my five-star reviews. You know, Tom Hardy barely speaks in that movie, and yet he's so impactful.

He's so good in it. I think he speaks more grunts than actual words. It's incredible. Are you willing for us to go, like, delve into your letterbox today? Of course, yeah. What are your, like, top movies? My top four? Perfect.

Yeah, what are your top four? Or like top for your favorite, but then also what are movies that you think are perfect? Okay. I think those are two different categories. That's a great question. What are movies that you think are perfect? How about that? Because, yeah, there's movies that are your favorites.

Right. And then there's movies that are you think perfect that you think perfect that you like don't ever need to watch. I do think Raiders of the Lost Ark is a perfect movie. Wow. It's also one of my favorites, but I'm like, I think it is structurally as a story and filmmaking, just the way it's shot is just like perfect. I do agree. I think Arrival is like Arrivals. Yeah, Arrival is

one of my favorites. I would say Arrivals close. I don't think there's any movie that's perfect. Sure. But I would say... On a relative scale. I mean, look, I gotta give it to RRR. I don't think it's perfect. Yeah, but that movie rocks.

What's crazy? Definitely not perfect in the way of like, I don't know, female representation. Do you have any reviews from RR that you picked out from you? Because I actually have some. Oh. Selina actually picked out some reviews from RRR.

Okay. So if you don't know what RRR is about, it's a fictional history of two legendary revolutionaries journey away from home before they began fighting for their country in the 1920s. Yeah. And also a lot of dancing and animals. It's not a lot of dancing. Oh, but the dancing.

Yeah, dancing is like a huge part of it for me. Competitive fighting dancing. Oh, yeah, for sure. Some excellent mustaches also. Oh, the mustaches are. And just like some of the worst dialogue for all of the English speakers, which I think makes the movie better because it just adds this layer of comedy that's like kind of unintentional where it's like they come into a scene and then and then

the British people are like, and that's that. Okay, here's a review. The timeline of my experience with RRR, 0 through 20 minutes. Why are people obsessed with this movie? It's so over the top what is even happening. Yeah. 21 through 80 minutes. Okay, I get this.

It's growing on me. This is cool. 81 plus minutes. Fuck yes. Iconic. Hit me with all of it. Another review. Now, excuse me, I have some dance moves to learn.

Yeah. Another one contains the best piggyback ride action sequence in semantic history. Oh, absolutely. Yeah. Life will forever be divided into two parts before RR and after RR. This movie was great. Last one, no movie has earned the title card doesn't appear. until 40 minutes into the movie

more than RRRR. Eat Your Heart Out, drive my car. It also appears three times throughout the movie. I love it. It's kind of like, because split into three acts kind of thing. Yeah, I love it. No, that movie's incredible. It is such a fun movie.

It is like a rough first 10 minutes where you're like, what's going on? And then they just busted this lady's head with a stick. Yeah. And you're like, huh? Yeah, that was hard. Also, it was like very intense to watch. You know when you're watching,

like a 3D movie and you're like, what is reality? That's what it felt like when I first started it. You also have to like get used to like the physics and the world where it's just like these people are superhuman. Yes. And you just have to accept that. Yeah. It's so good.

Okay. So RRR you think is a perfect movie. I don't know if it's a perfect movie, but it's one of my favorite movies. Your top four. Okay. So my top four are. Arrival. City of God.

Yeah. City of God is so good. I haven't watched that. You know what's funny? I watched that movie when I was like 12. Two, really young. And I haven't seen it since, but I remember watching it just be like, this is crazy. But I need to rewatch it now as an adult so I can actually understand what's going on.

Yeah. But my brother showed it to me when I was a kid. He's like, this is one of the best movies ever made. Right. I was just like, oh, this is just scary. I feel like, man, Brazil went through some crazy shit in like the 70s because, you know, City of God is based around that time. so is I'm still here. I'm still here.

Which is like crazy. And then also the secret agent, which came out last year. I need to see it. Is it really good? It's good. It's a little confusing. Yeah. But I think that's kind of the point because I think that time in Brazil was very confusing and weird.

But yeah, City of God is just incredible. I have RR on here. I have they came together. in my top four. That's Paul Rudd and Amy Poehler. Just making fun of rom-coms. It's like the naked gun of rom-coms. I don't know if I saw it.

So it's the same people that made White Hot American Summer. Yep. It's like it's one of those jokes per second movies. Got it. Just non-stop jokes. And then the other one on my top four, Portrait of a Lady on Fire. I just recently watched that again. And the most amazing thing about that movie is every show.

is a painting. The way they light, everything is unbelievable. The way they have a scene where it looks like they're lit from candles, I was sitting there being like, how did they do,

and they're barely speaking in it. I, I feel like you like train dreams. That's on my list. I need to watch train dreams. One of my favorite movies that is not in English is Valver.

It's one of my all-time favorites. Oh, I got that on my list. It's Pedro L'A Moldavert, who's one of my favorite directors. I love him. Broken Embraces is also such a weird, good movie by him. But Valver is one of my absolute favorites. It's like about sisterhood and mother, and it's just gorgeous. I love the way he shoots.

He's also very sexual and sensual the way he shoots. It's a porno. Well, it's Penelope Cruz. Yeah, it's Penelope Cruz. But like everyone in it, it's just... And that movie goes places where you're like, what's happening here? Cool.

Yeah. Amadeus. I've still never seen Amadeus. So good. It's such a commitment because it's 12 hours long. No, it's not that long. It's only...

You can do it? No, it's only 160 minutes. Okay. Do you know what I think is the perfect movie? It's all you think is a perfect movie. The bird cage. So... Okay.

Not the original. I haven't seen the original. The original is like a French movie. Oh, but the Robin Williams? The Robin Williams one is so unbelievable. That's one of the more recent movies I've seen. I'd never watched the bird cage. I didn't

really know what it was about. And then Courtney and I watched it one weekend. And that movie rocks. That movie is so funny. I think I was reading that Nathan Lane wasn't originally supposed to play the role he was in. This might be wrong. But I thought I was reading that it was like, oh, Steve Martin was originally supposed to be in that role. But I can't imagine that movie without Nathan Lane. Nathan Lane is the reason that movie works. And I love that Robin Williams played it the way he did. He played it. It's one of his, honestly, most, like, one of his more, like, downplayed performances. Yeah.

Like, more along with, like, Goodwill Hunting or something. He's not playing it big. And it works so well. That movie's so good. Goodwill Hunting is also an amazing movie. Yeah. You got good picks, man. You give us your top fours?

I mean, I gave you more than Top Four. Yeah. I have a rival up there. I got Dune Two. Dune two. Do you like Dune two more than Dune? Yeah. Yeah, I like, I think Dune, I think Dune, the first Dune was, like, the pacing was just

kind of slow. Yeah. Yeah, right. Still incredible, but... I am so curious what the next Dune is good. Because do you know anything about Dune lore? Yes. Whoa.

Sorry, I love Dune. I mean, I... Really? I love Dune. I've read a little bit about it. I'm saying, like, the books. Yeah, about how, like, the timeline is just Duncan Idaho's all the way down. They start cloning him like a million times over or something. Yeah.

No, because they go like... Is that correct? It is. There's a million Dunkin Idaho's. And then there's a worm emperor. like there's a guy who's a worm Yeah I heard that like What's funny is I'm thinking about when I watched

The original which I felt like I was actually Tripping on acid when I watched the original I was like and the worm is so What's his name? The guy who plays Stellan Scars Stelenskarsars Oh you're a Baron Harkening Just all of the creatures

In the original and that movie feels like it's three and a half hours long Yeah I think it is But I just think that it goes to such a weird fucking place. Yeah, because in the books... But I've never read the books. Yeah, so in the books, after Paul Atreides,

there's a... I'm sorry, spoilers, but like, the movies are not going to get to... I don't know. No, because this is like book five. There's a... I think his son becomes like an immortal worm emperor who rules the universe.

Yeah. There's apparently a dominatrix planet. Oh, cool. Dominatrixes who are a thing. And there's just a bunch of weird... Because Paul Atreides is like a false... He's a false prophet. He's a false prophet.

So in the last Dune 2, there you have the Florence Pugh situation. He's like set up to be with her. I don't, I'm trying to remember. Anyways, I need to rewatch Dune 2. Well, if you have, you know, three hours. What Dune 2, what you just said reminded me of, and this is so weird that my brain went here. But just thinking of like the score and the music, Sicario is also such a good movie. Oh, yeah.

The score of Sicario. Before Taylor Sheridan just started writing. content for Republicans. We're going to come for you if you bring up Taylor Sheridan. Yeah? Yeah? You know what's crazy? I was on vacation and I met this woman whose son is in the new Taylor Sheridan.

Oh, good for him. I don't know much about Taylor Sheridan. I've only seen. Yellowstone. He had a, he writes Yellowstone. No, dude. He created Yellowstone. Oh, shit.

You will shit. If you look at what this guy is done. Also, he was a cop in sons of anarchy. So he was a cop and sons of anarchy. He was an actor. He wrote, he wrote hell or high water. Yes. Which is incredible.

Such a good movie. He wrote Wind River. Sorry, wrote directed. Such a sad. Which is incredible. It would be so good, though. He did Sicario. He wrote Sicario.

And then he did all the iterations of, yeah. He did 1926, whatever the other. Oh, so then he started making money. And now he did the new show Madison. So he does every, like, he does every, like, he does the shows that everybody's mom is like, have you watched Yellowstone? Yeah, of course. But it's brutal. That's my favorite show.

It's brutal. I feel like he really, like, struck gold with this kind of, like, white man power fantasy kind of thing of like, of like, I want to live out on a ranch. The hierarchy of the older man taken on generation at generation. Yeah, yeah. And he struck gold. So, yeah, he did, like, Yellowstone, 19-Den-Rober. He did really amazing things.

Heller Highwater, Sicario. Wind River. There's a scene in Sicario that plays in my head every now and then, you know the scene. At the dinner table. At the end? At the end? Yeah. With Benicio, Totoro?

I mean, that whole movie's great. It's so good. It's also, you're watching it. I felt like I was Emily Blunt watching it the whole time, just like so out of my element, so fish out of water. Like, I shouldn't be here. That's what I felt like when I was watching it. Yeah, she's like the avatar for that.

Exactly. That's not really her story. No, it's not. Is it Benicio's story? How often do you watch movies? I won't say like every day. But I go. He watches them all the time.

But I've seen... Truly all the time. So far I've seen 53 this year. Wow. I will say my normal is that, but since having a kid, it's really hard to watch a movie. But I'm actually finding my... I've been really into shows, but I'm finding my joy for it. But I was like movie person.

I watched everything that was out. Everything that, like, everyone was talking about, the indie films. It's hard to watch movies right now. But I miss so badly going... going to the movie theaters and, but God, I love movies. I also love international movies. So much.

Yeah. What's your favorite international movie? Well, there. Oh, there you go. What were you writing a review of while you're saying? Oh, yeah. I was right. aggressively typing.

Well, that's, I was writing a new review of my feelings on Mad Max Fury Road. Oh, right. Right. Oh, did you have an old review? My feelings haven't changed. I feel like the, the, some of the VFX have aged.

a little bit. Some of the explosions, some of the, and also the 3D thing where the steering wheel comes out of the screen. That was corny as hell from the get-go. I kind of like that.

I forgot that that movie came out in 3-D. And when Mad Max Fury Road came out, the concept of a dine-in theater was still kind of like novel. And we went to this dine-in theater and we were all watching on 3-D and then that part happens

where like the guitar comes out at the screen. And everyone was just like, ugh. Like, it's just such a, it's such a great movie and it happens like right towards the end and you're like,

I never could do the 3D thing. The only, the only movie that I didn't mind in 3D was the original Avatar for some reason. I will say, dude, dread. Oh, you're talking about it. I would say like on level with like Mad Max, I feel like Dread.

That came out in 3D and that actually had some pretty, some pretty good 3D effects. It was also, Also kind of secretly directed by Alex Garland. Oh. Who did Ex Machina and Civil War. Yeah.

Exmachna is so good. I finally watched it at one point. Dude, that movie fucking rocks. I have not seen Dread. It's Carl Urban who he's in a mask. He's in a mask the entire time, which I think is like, that's something that movies always, they always like chicken out and have like the star take their helmet off or take their mask off to be like. He stays in it the whole time.

All you see is his mouth. Does he have this, like, thick Australian accent? No. No. Is he New Zealand? I don't know. I don't know what he is, but he, you see his, all you see is his mouth, and he just has this, like, this, like, grimace.

He's so bad ass. He's like, yeah, yeah, yeah. He's incredible. He's so good in that movie. Is he done with the boys? Is the boys done? Yeah, it's final season. Thank God.

I loved the boys for the first two seasons. Same. I know. I've been watching it and I was I just don't like all the gore Yeah it for no reason It gets over the top This is my take on the boys this season was

There was an era like Game of Thrones came out And Breaking Bad where it was like new to have things go wrong And for the villains to win It was like whoa, what is this? This is crazy But now watching the boys I've been able to predict every scene Because I go okay this is gonna go wrong All right this plan's gonna fail

All right the worst thing that could possibly happens, it does without fail to the point that I'm actually bored. I'm like, I'm no longer surprised by this. Like, you need to have different things happen. It's funny, like, we got so into that that now when shows have a good thing happened, that's when I'm surprised. Yeah. I'm like, a good thing happened. And I, I like that. Like Paddington. I like. That's a perfect movie. Okay, Paddington, too. I know. Everyone says that. I watched Paddington. and I still have yet to watch Paddington 2. Everyone talks about it.

He goes to prison. Paddington 3 is fine. It's lovely. It's got Olivia Coleman. She's great. Oh, speaking of Olivia Coleman, the favorite is one of my fucking favorite movies. Oh, the Yorgos movie? I loved it.

Yeah, it's good. I loved it. Would I re-watch it? Maybe once more. That's it. I feel like that's most, like, most Yorgos Lantamost movies. You're like, that was good. I don't want to.

Can not rewashed. Yeah, poor things. I also love poor things. Sure. Will not be. Oh, yeah. I have zero inches in rewind. But I was laughing so hard at poor things.

Very darkly funny. I thought Mark Ruffalo's character was one of my favorite characters I've seen in so long. I think when he stopped, there was this interview about him when he stopped doing the Hulk, he felt free. Because I think you're on a really serious contract with, obviously, Marvel. And so he felt free. So I felt like he was just like, I am going to have the most fun. in this wild character. He was, I just, his character made me laugh out loud.

And I don't know, I don't know if it's like doing comedy all the time. I really struggle to laugh out loud in movies, which sounds so sad to me. No, I, I, but that's to surprise me. And I felt like he was joy the whole time. Yeah. And I also feel like, I know that Ted Lassau was really funny because it was joy, but like, I really feel this shift in comedy where instead of like, everything's, this woman's life, everything's going wrong.

and how terrible. I feel this shift of like joy and it can be dark joy, but like this joy. It can be like hysterical joy or excited joy or scary joy. But that's like the way comedy's going right now and I'm really into it.

Yeah, no, because like I think similar with comedy, you know, I remember when like girls came out. And I remember at the time being like, I love this. Roundbreaking. And you know, that was like when like Herbie enthusiasm was on. Like where it's like, oh, these despicable characters. All these people are cringy

and they're hard to watch. And it's funny because these characters are awful. But now, like, I love when I have a character I can root for. Like, it's really fun. And I love the kind of, like, thing you're seeing with a lot of characters, which is the kind of character who's oblivious and naive. And they're so positive and so kind. They're so earnest. And I love that earnesty.

It's what I loved about, like, watching The Birdcage. I was just like, there's a lot of earnesty in it. A lot of the scenes that are really funny is where it's just, like, genuine kindness coming from these characters. And even if they are a villain, my favorite part is even if they are the bad guy that we can't stand, they have this really awesome redemption arc where it's like, oh, you're fighting for something that you believe is right. But we all know it's not right, but you don't know it yet. Until you lose something or somebody that you love kind of points it out. And then you have to go through this journey of like self-redemption.

And that's where I also find joy in that. Totally. Like the show, DTF St. Louis, that we both love, there's all these characters that you're like, villain, villain, are you the villain? And then you're like, oh, oh, you guys are just so in your own bubble. And the best character ever is someone who's not aware of how they're making people feel.

They know they're hurting this person's feelings, but they don't understand why. That's my favorite, is them like figuring that out. This episode of Smoshmouth is sponsored by Rocket Money. I was really struggling to find where I could save within my personal finances. Yeah, when you look at your bank statements and see a list of transactions, it's really hard to understand where you're spending. I started using rocket money because I wanted to see if I could spot any patterns. And guess what?

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I almost, I feel like another like hot take throughout there. Hot take, honey. I almost feel like because so much American shows and just movies for the past, like, decade have been so, like, everyone's awful. Everyone has bad intentions. Everything ends up going wrong. I almost wonder if that sphere allowed for anime to become as mainstream and big, because in anime, like, people are like, we're going to work hard and we succeed. Like, there's a lot of, like, the good guy wins. And there's kind of like, that's like a very, like, typical storyline in a lot of, not all animas, plenty.

and like Death Note has a lot of dark endings. But so many are just have like a, oh, if you work hard and you believe in yourself, we will persevere and win. And that's kind of like refreshing. I think that's also connected to like the, honestly, the Romanticy era that's coming back so hard as people are like romanticcy sci-fi. It's the main story and everything, which is just like, obviously the hero's journey. You know, it's kind of interesting that like romanticies become like so huge,

but there aren't any, like, big, romantic-y movies that have come out. No. I don't think. Is it too sexy? Well, they're trying. It's hard. They're trying. Well, Michael B. Jordan bought fourth-wing the series, which was, like,

interesting. Such an, such an, I have a lot of thoughts on that series. But he bought that series to make, I think it's really hard to make them into visual. But like the Sarah J. Mass, like, books. She took it back. So she, all of her rights were sold to Hulu, and then she just took a, all of her rights back. Because like, I guess it's probably too horny because at that point it would be like,

it would be like softcore porn. I think it's visual. I genuinely think the author and the person are colliding on who is going to be cast. Because in these books, they're godlike, beautiful creatures. No one on earth looks like that. What do you think? Nobody's hot enough. Nobody's hot.

But also, yes. I do think there's some that. I think they're probably hard to translate. over to movie and TV show. They could get cringy, cheesy, real-factory. Yeah, like some things, truly, just the medium that they're made in is where they work best, right?

And I think also with books, like Romantasy, it's where people really want to place themselves in it. And when a movie, you literally can't do that. You're watching it. So funny. I don't ever... I asked myself this the other day when I'm reading those. I never put myself in their shoes.

It's always like I'm watching them from afar, like a little creep. Yeah. You know what I'm saying? You know what's weird? When I'm reading, I'm a huge permit. I'm in the room. I'm in the corner, just like, yes.

I have this feeling that, like, pretty much every sex scene in a movie is, like, not erotic at all. I don't think that it's erotic at all when they're shooting it. But, I mean, like, the final, the final product. You're saying, like, as a viewer is watching it and I see a sex scene, I'm like, it never, like, I feel like it never achieves. like what it's trying to achieve. Really? Except. Those aren't good sex scene.

There's only one sex scene that you think is, does the job. Yeah. What is it? All right. You ever seen the, you're not going to guess. This setup is, I can't even handle this. Have you ever seen the, the, who else is in it? The, if you don't.

Jude Law. Get to it. a World War II sniper movie Enemy at the Gate I've never seen Enemy at the Gate With what's her name? Rachel Weiss

Oh So many people in the room are like Yes And they're like Yeah Enemy at the Gates Also that scene is so hot Also I'm sorry

Cold Mountain It's such a sad Long movie But Jude Law and Cold Mountain And Nicole Kidman's relationship Is very Maybe it's just Jude Law But there's something like

I think I think because like... Enemy at the gates is very good. Because like I feel like with sex scenes and movies, they're always like, oh yeah, we're going to like show some tities or whatever. No. In Enemy at the Gates, they don't show anything. Yeah.

They're laying next to each other. Aren't they in like a camp with a bunch of people? Yeah, they're like... Yeah. There's like a bunch of people sleeping next to them. And they're like getting busy under the sheets. And it's very erotic. Whoa.

Yeah. Okay. I agree with you. I think it's the intention behind it, the scene. I think some... Some movies go way too hard and you're like, oh, those are two actors who worked out really, really hard for this scene. And, you know, they stopped and go and they don't have a lot of chemistry. And it's just awkward and like...

I do think there are some sexier, there are some sexier scenes that I will have to ruminate on the rest of this episode. I can't quite think of them. But I will say, Rachel, her, she is, like, sexy as hell. I don't think that's her last name. Vice? Yeah. Rachel Weiss? Rachel Weiss?

Oh, with a W. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, that scene's pretty hot. Anyway, I don't know about there, but... No, that's good. So, do we want to read some of your letterbox reviews?

I also have a game I want to play. I don't have good. I have good ones. You do serious ones. Well, because I feel like, I feel like the... I don't want to be that annoying person on letterbox that just makes, like, one sentence jokes all the time. Okay. Like, occasionally I'll do like a joke, but then I also think like being earnest about my love or hate for a movie is, is good.

I think it's, I think it's good to provide an actual, like, opinion and feeling on, on things. Also, Phantom Thread. I know a lot, not a lot of people loved that movie, but I loved that movie. You're crazy. I do have some letterbox reviews, too. But, Shane, you have something? You said you have a game. Well, I was going to pick the, you know.

They have like a bunch of the most popular rated movies on Letterbox. I was going to pick a movie and I was going to read a review and then give you guys a chance to guess. That's great. Done. Let's do it. Love it. I'm going to pick a random movie and it's a movie that you guys definitely both know. It's going to be like, how did that mouse learn how to drive that car?

Sure. That's Stuart Little. You know what, Shane, I have to say something. You're really good at games. You should like create a game. I'm sorry. I'm being real right now. I created a game.

It's called sniper chess. No, I'm just kidding. No, but like, you're really, really good at, like, I'm like, oh, that's such a good idea that I would never think of. Wow. You're so welcome. We also used to do a show similar to this called Netflix and Chill. Don't tell me that. Just let me sit in that.

Where we would read reviews of Netflix movies, and if you guessed it wrong, you'd have ice poured down your pants. Yep. This is back when you used to. I'm wearing a dress, so try it. It would go up then. Oh, my God. All right. Shut up.

Here's the first review of this movie. Very popular, very well-known movie. Sayoban gave it four stars, said... It's probably Chavon, but that's okay. Yeah, probably Chavon. Chavon? It's okay. Hey, hey, hey, I'm sorry.

You know what? You know what? No, no, no. No, no. Hey, come on back. Come on back. No, I don't want to play. Okay.

Okay. Okay. Okay. They said, fellas, is it gay to be in love with your imaginary friend? Oh Is it gay to be in love? Fellas? So it's a hot man

Throw out a guess It's a hot male imaginary friend The only imaginary friend Oh inside out No No You're crazy That was an insane

Holly gave it five stars Okay Said bitches be so fine Then boom They're a figment of your imagination Oh black swan Oh Casper Nope.

Shit. All right. Whoa. What are I saying? This one's probably going to give it away. I think Ian you'll get it with this one. Sure. Junior gave it five stars, said they could use that soap and take a fucking shower.

Fight Club? It's Fight Club. Oh. Oh, my God. I forgot. There you go. Bigment of imagination. Yeah.

Okay. Because Brad Pitt is really hot. He is so hot in that movie. Right. Yeah. Right. All right. I can pick another movie.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, do it. Yeah, this is fun. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm doing fun. All right, I'm truly just picking, like, the top movies on the other blocks. All right, here we go.

James gave this movie five stars. Okay, James. And he said the most fun and lighthearted horror movie ever made. Parasite? No. This is Barbarian, the most not fun and lighthearted. Adam Bolt gave this movie four and a half stars. He said, worried for the guy taking the longest bath of all time.

Salt burn. No, I'm just kidding. What? All right. Wait, the longest bath of all time? I don't know a guy taking the longest bath in a horror movie. All right, here we go. He said woman.

Warren gave this three and a half stars. They wrote, did they ever record him jerking off? Buried. No, I'm just kidding. No. Wait, 127 hours? No. Jesus, what are you saying?

No, he's stuck in a cliff. He's not taking a bath or jerking off? Well, maybe if, was it his arm that got stuck or was it his leg? James Franco, baby. God, that movie. Can you read it one more? One more. Give us one more.

Jackson gave it four and a half stars, said, it must suck for all the people in like Asia, always seeing him sleeping when it's on. Truman Show. You got it. It is the Truman Show. Did they ever record him jerking? That's true.

Longest bath. One of the hells he did. I forget. One of my favorite movies ever. Yeah, that is. So good. It's such a good movie. That is an all-timer for sure.

Yeah. Okay, another one. You want to keep going? Let's keep going. Let's keep doing this. It's fun because people love to make shitty jokes on. I do have horror movie reviews, but let's keep going. Maybe I'll do one to end.

This is the first one you're not going to get, but you can try to see if you get lucky. Four and a half stars from V. They write, What's Up, Guys? I'm fucking crying. Okay, so it's a sad movie. Or it's a comedy. Okay, keep going. Alor gave it four and a half stars, said,

a movie about a man who runs and enjoys cutting grass. Forest gum. It's forest gum. Damn. Nice. Way to go. I'm really good at this. So how many points did I just get?

None. You get no points. Wow. You get nothing. Oh, what's that? What's that from? I get nothing. I have no idea.

Lilliamaka. You get nothing. You drink, busy lifting drinks. Let's see if you guys can get this on the first guess. Okay. Sam gave this movie five stars. He said, so this is why teachers make you take your hat off. in school.

Final destination. Hereditary? It is not hereditary. Okay, River gave this five stars and said, When I say I love French cinema, this is what I mean. I love at school. Blue is the warmest color. French cinema.

It's not Amelais. I don't know. French cinema. What the hell? Oh, Alexina's bouncing back there. She's dying. She's dying. Let's see it.

I'm trying to find one that doesn't spoil it. Okay. Freya gave this five stars. It said, can't believe they invented the entire country of France for this movie. Oh, no. Oh, no. You guys know it. This is what is happening.

And it's the most French thing. Ratatooie? It's Ratatooie. Oh. No. What was the second thing again? This is why I watch this is French cinema This is perfect French cinema

That's why you have to take your hat off in school I don't like Rattitoui I don't want a rat cooking my food We talked about this Scary rats Okay yeah you said you had a hard time with that movie It's not real Amanda Yes it is

It's not it's an animation Never happened Faisal goes west That was real Vival Vival Fival Okay I've got a good one

I got another one And here's a movie that I think is actually perfect Okay This is, I think, a perfect movie. Okay. Someone said, Patrick gave it four and a half stars. They said, the second best diehard movie. It's not diehard.

Of course. James gave it three and a half stars, said young Patrick Bateman. Wait, Christian Bale. Wait. Perfect movie? Jonathan Fuji gave it four and a half stars, said Tom and Jerry ass movie. Oh. It's not the fighter

It's not No Wait until you find out what this movie is It's not Christian Bale It's not Christian Bail They're just saying that he's like a Young Patrick Baitman Fine

So he's crazy Very attractive man Tom and Jerry ass movie It's like a die hard What the hell? All right I'm going to give you one that's going to give it away But Sorry

Wait Someone, this makes me want to rewatch the movie. Hannah gave it five stars and said, they say six, seven, about six or seven times in this movie. Okay, Benjamin gave it four and a half stars and said, I'm a full-grown ass man, and that furnace is still terrifying. Home alone? It's home alone.

Young Patrick Bateman? Who is young Patrick Bateman? Who is young Patrick Bateman? Kevin. Kevin is a young Patrick Bayman? No, what? I don't agree with this. I don't agree with that.

This is why you should like have to take. He's got his morning routine. He's doing all sorts of stuff. But he's not a killer. He's a second. He's a kid. He basically kills them. That's true.

That's true. That's true. No, no, you're right. You're right. You're right. Wow. Yeah, I see it. I guess.

All right. I'm going to pick this one might be a little bit harder. Okay. Okay. I'm having so much fun. I can tell. I love just reading this. No, this is fun.

You like having control and power. Muriel gave it five stars. Getting killed because you're not a crazy cinefile. no idea Muriel I think a lot of people probably guessed it What are you saying?

Really? Okay hold on Muriel's just Her person No I know But I have a deep connection Hannah Gave it four and a half stars

Said one Don't pick up the phone Oh scream Scream How are you so good I'm so I watch more movies Than you clearly I'm like I am the movie person

Damn Not you that's so wild This sucks Don't worry about it But that beginning scene of scream Is a classic For almost every movie

movie. Actually, when a stranger calls is like the classic. Have you ever seen that? Where it's like they're in the house. It's a Jody Foster. Okay. I found the same reviewer for this. This is a new movie. Muriel gave this movie five stars. They said, didn't mean to moan like that, my bad. A lot of these people are just like reviewers

on Adam Bolt who gave a review on a different thing. Four and a half stars or as we Australians call it, Tuesday. Something with Chris Hemsworth? Aaron gave this five stars, said, as Charlie X-CX once said, beep, so let's ride.

Okay. Fast and furious. No. Mowing? It didn't mean to moan like that? It's something hot. Or not? David gave it five stars,

said, I would drive one of the spiky cars. Okay, so it's Mad Max. Fury Road. It's Mad Max Fury Road. So they didn't mean to moan about... They're just like, it's hot. It's a hot movie. I don't agree with that.

What? It's super hot. What are you... Oh, well... This is crazy. I love the top review on this one. All right. Carly gave this movie four and a half stars,

and they said, where the fuck is the breakfast? Breakfast at Tiffany's. It's not breakfast. Good guess, though. That's a great guess, but you didn't get it. Trav gave it four stars. They said, me and my five personalities at 3 a.m.

Oh, oh, oh, the one with James McAvoy, split? Where the fuck is the breakfast? I don't know. Soup, George, gave it two and a half stars, said they didn't even eat breakfast. What the hell? What are you talking about? I don't know.

Oh, wait, someone said Andrea gave it three stars and all captions. If you say something about breakfast again. No, they just said that fucking victorious episode with crying emojis. Victorious episode? Yeah, you guys are probably not getting help of that. Oh, no. Oh, God. Didn't even eat breakfast.

Is this a popular? James wrote two stars. I can't believe I watched victorious version before this. What are you saying? Oh, is it Schindler's List? No, what? That, you're crazy. Wait, is this a popular movie?

It's a very famous movie. Incredibly famous movie. Princess Bride. It's not Princess Bride. Stop. Stop. Keep going. Andy gave it five stars, said

The only movie where a guy called Bender is the coolest dude on the planet. Bender. Bender. This one person just has a heart for their name. Four stars. They should have just started a band and called themselves Lemonade Mouth.

What? Lemonade Mouth. The connection between this movie and just fucking Disney and Nickelodeon. How is this? Victorious. Bender? We're so lost.

All he gave it four-down stars said the victorious parody of this is better. Okay, okay. Is it Roshaman? Let's, we're going to move away from Victoria. Every television show is. We're getting really bad. Vivian gave this movie four stars and said, When You're Circle Small, but y'all crazy.

Okay. Okay. Parakis gave it four stars and said, Dumbass Makeover took a star off. Makeover? There's a makeover in the movie. Mrs. Delfire? Not Mrs. Delfire.

It's like a group. It's like a group of friends. It's a group of people becoming friends. What? This is awful. Becoming friends. A group of people? It's not Heather's.

You're getting close. They're getting very close. They definitely did not become friends. A breakfast club. It is breakfast club. They didn't even eat breakfast. Victorious did an episode, a parody episode of. That makes sense.

Who's Bender? I forget Bender. Was he like the reject guy? Breakfast club. They actually didn't even eat breakfast. They didn't actually even eat breakfast. Damn. Why did I think of that?

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I know. I just save it for the right opportunities. I watch. I can do it. Nope I'm gonna go with a really There's a movie that you both love Okay

And I think you might have even mentioned it In this episode Oh my God I love this movie It's a really cool movie She gave this movie Four stars And they wrote

She fucking looks like Willy Wonka Arrival It's not Willie What? Who looks like Willy Wonka and arrival Lucy gave this movie

Five stars and said the movie equivalent of being hugged Paddington Not Paddington No it's not my favorite. I've never seen it. You're crazy. She looks like Willy Wonka.

Number one Gizmo fan gave it five stars and said, when will anyone love me like that? Carston gave it three and a half stars, said she's so craze. Oh, hereditary. Enemy at the gates, of course. Hereditary. No. I hate that movie. Stop it. Wait, she's so crazy? Some of these reviews I don't understand.

What if you mentioned? That's what I'm struggling with. Hold on, hold on, hold on. Amelie. You got it. Oh. Her hair. How dare they?

How dare they? How dare they? How dare they? She looks like Willie Wonka. That movie is so good. It's one of my favorites. It's a really good movie. Yeah.

How dare they? How dare they? Wait, I have one. Oh. Okay. Okay. Selina's going to shout out some reviews and we're going to guess. Okay.

Viking gave the snow stars but liked it. I thought this was. was about magicians. The prestige. I was just going to say that. No, but that is about magicians. Yeah. Yeah. It's about magician.

Magic Mike. Yeah. Nice. It is about magicians. Oh, shit. They're magicians. They're getting you. No, no, no.

Yeah, how did you get those abs? You know? He probably worked out pretty hard, and he also dances. Okay. Yeah. Magic. Fine. That's a true story about Channing Tatum.

Okay, do we have more? Do we have a new one? I'll read you my review and you can guess because this is what I just picked out, okay? How about that? And you write letterbox reviews? No, but I actually, I told Ian the other day that I want to.

Okay. Okay, here's one, this is like... It doesn't cost anything. You can just do it. You can do it for a first. Okay, awesome. Thanks, guys. Okay, so this is one that you guys are going to be like,

I, what? Okay. What's going on? That's enough. Shush, that's enough. Stop, stop, stop, stop, stop. Stop, stop. This is a review you wrote.

Did you write this like in your notes? No, no, no. No, I screenshot. Enough. Stop. Oh, oh, you found letterbox reviews. Okay, here we go. Try to guess this.

This is kind of a bit of a niche one, but this is a newer movie. Okay, okay. I'm just glad we're seeing kids go outside again instead of being glued to their iPad screens. Okay. Is this like... This is four stars from Miko. Stand by Me? This is a new movie.

New movie? No one questioned why this. Kid is running the town dry of tinned soup. Like, here comes soup, boy. Three stars by Jay. What? Oh, shoot. I may not have seen this.

Have I seen this movie? Yes. I have. Yes. Oh, God. Okay, kids getting outside. Three and a half stars by coffee. You can tell this is made by a former sketch comedian because it's almost entirely set up for one really good bit.

It's weapons. Oh. Yes. Nice. Okay. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That was just one that I wanted, that I wanted to do. No, that's good.

That's good. Wait, can I read you guys one that Caroline, Caroline, who's our lovely PA, wrote. Oh, this is a review. Wait, okay. Okay, so Caroline, our PA wrote this review. Yes, she gave this movie five stars, loved it. Being better than the men around you, rocking a bob and having a horse. Like, yeah.

Having a bob. Be better than the men around you. So who has a bob? who's on a horse with a bob? Okay, okay, I'm trying to think of movies. It's not, it makes you think of like mirror mirror, like princess diaries. Is this like a popular one? She doesn't have a bob on a horse.

Is it a new movie or? Bring a bob on a horse. No, I wouldn't say this is a new movie. Okay. Oh, well, you know who has a bob on a horse? Who? Lord Farquod. Shrek?

No, but that's funny. It says being better. than all the men around you. I don't think Lord Farquod, remember when I had his haircut and you kept telling me that I had his haircut? No, I said you had the haircut

of a 13th century crusader. And then I did the Berries and Cream commercial. Yeah, I did get you. And I put a wig on and it looked exactly like my hair. I don't think I know, okay. I think a bob on a horse. Wait, is it Wuthering Heights? No.

She does not have a boath. You're crazy. He has a bob. Andrew gave it four and a half stars and says, I love in movies when men are stupid idiots and girls save the day. Wait, did Caroline also? Okay, so she wrote a second review. Caroline wrote all the reviews with her.

Caroline really needed to get her thoughts out. Appeals to every little girl's dream and desires, duplicity, deception, and being exceedingly better than their male peers and having a kill count. Oh, shit. She's a murderer. Do you think, Caroline, do you think I've seen this movie? You guys have all seen this movie?

I've seen this movie. We've all seen it. All seen it. Did we mention it today? A horse. No. She rides a horse. She's got a bob.

Shit. I feel like. Okay. Ella gave it five stars and this is going to give it away. The L in LGBT is for Lee Shang. Oh, is this? Boulon? Yeah.

Oh, she has a. Does she have a, I don't know. She does kind of have a bob. That's really good. Okay. I got a review for this. Okay. movie. I demand a weasel spinoff. Yes, I understand he killed 27 children, but just look at the little guy.

This is like Fifele Goes West or something? Are you going to answer? What if I was right? He's like, yeah, you got it right. All right. We're done. Wait, okay. All right, a weasel spin off. I'm sure he killed. Okay. This is creepy. Okay. He killed 27 children, but just look at the little guy. The hell? I feel like maybe this isn't good. Give us another review. No, no. Okay, I'll give you another review. Yeah. I was reading like 10 reviews before you guys were guessing them.

Yeah, it's okay. Ian, come on. Yeah. Yeah. Okay, this happened to a couple of my friends a few years ago. Okay, people leave that on every single thing. Okay, here's the one. Weasel, my beloved.

That's not going to actually help us in any capacity. Not going to lie, getting choked to death by Margot Robbie seems fun. I feel like that could be multiple. Marco Robbie movies. Wolf of Wall Street? Nope There was no children killed in that movie

Wuthering Heights This person said I don't care I'm just gonna say it King Shark is a King Shark is a hembo Oh this is Suicide Squad

Yeah Nice Yeah There was that weird Weasel thing Yeah you're right That's weird I forgot about that

I just recently watched it for the first Okay I think you guys are going to get this Really Really good Okay Four and a half stars

By Camilla Ed Warren Exercise this P. Wait, sorry. Sorry. Can you repeat that?

Can you repeat? Sure, sure. Four and a half stars by Camilla. Ed Warren, exercise this pu. Ed Warren, exercise this.

Is it the exorcist? Nope. Oh, okay. Look me dead in the eyes and tell me James Wan isn't into puppets a little too much. Two and a half stars by Jay. James Wan.

Is that a director? Yes Four and a half stars By Vye Thought My House was haunted Because the TV kept turning off Turns out I was sitting on the remote Is that if you have anything to do with the movie?

Thought my house was haunted Because the TV kept shutting off Turns out I was sitting on the remote It's not even Does that play a part of the movie? Annabel you're getting close Okay conjuring Yes

Oh And Annabelle is in it Here's what I wanted to read to you because you are a sicko and do this. Five stars by Reese, one of the little girls slept without the blanket covering her feet and was shocked when a demon

grabbed her question mark. You always sleep with your leg out. Dude, you're gonna get snatched. Shane, you're gonna get snatched. I know, I believe that. That's the conjuring. I think such a good horror movie. So dark.

This game is fun. I don't know, but I don't know if y'all have seen this, but it's a new movie. It came out in 2025. Probably haven't. I said my review was the Major sure loves to talk about nutsacks

What are you doing? Sorry, when did you say this movie came out? 2025. The Major sure likes to talk about nutsacks. Is it the new Avatar movie? No. Oh, that's a good guess. They don't even have nutsacks, do they?

I'll give you no one. I think these ones are going to be fun. Is this the same movie? Yes. Okay. All right. I got another one. Okay, so I'd be the guy.

I'd be the I don't know what it's made me laugh I'd be the guy dying sorry I'd be the guy dying because he's sorry there's nothing that has made Ian laugh this hard

dude I've never seen you like this I got you I'd be the guy dying because he has to shit that's what's making you laugh so hard dude I feel characters of the lower

It feels like Jurassic Park. No. I've never seen a guy... Because that happens to Jurassic Park. A guy dies because he has to shit. Yeah, I remember. Well, he's on the toilet because he's hiding. He's scared.

He's hiding. Yeah, but he kind of dies because he has to shit. What's happening here? I don't know. Here's another review. Yowie's so doomed, they kept calling each other brothers. We've definitely not seen this movie. I'd honestly sign up just to make a friend like Pete.

Therevana, the band, the show the movie? This one should get. give it away. Thought it was about walking. Then came the poop. Is this the long walk? Yes. I haven't seen the long walk.

I haven't even heard of it. Oh, that makes sense that someone dies because they have to shit. Yeah. Well, you know what's funny? Because shitting is hard when you have to keep walking. I know the premise of the movie is that they have to keep walking and if you stop walking and get killed. Yeah.

But like, marathon runners shit themselves and keep running all the time. Why would anyone want to watch this movie? Well, it's a Stephen King book turned into a. It's really, it's really good. But yeah, there's a couple people where shitting is like, it's a problem. I think it's funny that in the same year,

two Stephen King books got turned into movies The Running Man and the Long Walk. Oh. Is that really funny? It was okay. I saw it. Okay. I watched it. One day. Just at home. It's fine. Oh, Ian, did you notice? We have a table.

You know what's funny? Because I know people were asking, for a table. Oh yeah. They were? Oh yeah. There's no way. I didn't even hear about that. Yeah, I don't know. I don't check. Did you? No, I didn't know that. Wait, I got one more from Caroline. Okay, Caroline has a good interview. Okay, Caroline's gonna close this out here. Five stars loved it. Irish boy wants to be in the center of a dance circle so bad he makes it a whole thing. I had two slushies, half bag of popcorn and half bag of gummy worms, yum, yum, yum, yum. Titanic. That makes sense. That makes sense. Thank you.

He's not Irish, though. Irish boy. No, he's not Irish. But there were Irish people. Oh, yeah. Remember the Irish friends who got killed? That was really sad. The center of a dance circle so bad.

Belfast. Is it, is it, I hate that I keep bringing up. Boop. Emerald Fennell movies, but. Saltburn? Saltburn? I don't know. Is it Saltburn?

How recent is this movie? It's a new movie. It came out in 2025. Oh, shit. Irish boy. I may not have seen it. I swear. Are there other reviews for this movie?

Mac gave it four and a half stars. Standing ovulation. I mean, ovation. Whoa. Joe A. gave it four and a half stars. That one sequence, you'll know when you see it. Magnum opus type scene, spirit awakening type scene, inspirational, inspirational. Centers?

Yes. Oh. The Irish boy. Oh. Yep. So what about the two slushies? Damn. That was just Caroline.

You were doing work. My God, brain freeze. The concession stand was like, are you going to watch the movie? Jesus, you keep coming back here. I'm back for another slushy. Hit me, man. Come on. Hit me. Sinners is rocking me.

Can we talk about some of our lowest rated movies? I want to know what some of your lowest rated movies. Okay, so I got, I got, this one's an all-timer, Wonder Woman 1984. That movie's pretty rough. I need the stone! Wow, did it in voice. Was that your review for it? No, I didn't leave a review.

Don't worry, darling. Rarely has there been a gap so enormous between how smart a movie thinks it is and how smart it actually is. Oh, that's not my review. Very style's performance on I Carly was much better in my opinion. Oh, dude, it is like the best way to describe that movie, and I'm, this is not my original thought. This is somebody else's thought was like a white woman's attempt at making a Jordan Peel movie. Oh, that is brilliant.

And it felt like a student film that had like a 200 million. million dollar budget. Whoa. There was so much drama surrounding it because she, apparently Olivia Wilde was dating Harry Stiles during the shooting and that's where at all. I don't care about that. Well, the Truman Show, but Harry Styles violently eats pussy.

Oh, there was a, yeah, there was that scene. Listen, I think Harry Styles is cute. I don't ever want to see him do that. Sorry. I don't know what it is. I don't like it. That's fair.

I've got another one on here. Tiptoes. Have you guys ever seen tiptoes? I am very aware of tiptoe. Isn't that Gary Oldman? It's Gary Oldman. It is. Gary Oldman playing a little person.

It is a. They just have shuffling around on his knees. And when he's sitting in a couch, they have, he has a little like puppet legs. No, I saw. And he's like, he's clearly like in the couch. And this is a serious movie. This is not a comedy. Is it Matthew McConaughey?

It's Matthew McConaughey. It's Matthew McConaughey and Gary Oldman are brothers. I think they're twin brothers. I think they're two brothers. I think they're maybe twins. I forget, they're brothers. So Maggie McConaughey. Joel McHale make fun of this movie

all the time on the soup or something. I don't know. His brother is supposed to be a little person, but it's played by Gary Oldman on his knees. And it's like an Oscar Bate movie. Like they were really trying. Well, Gary Oldman's a great actor. Yeah.

Not, yeah. But speaking of another like total train wreck Oscar Bate movie music. I don't even know if I've heard about this movie. Wait, is that Cia's movie? Yeah. Cia's movie where she like. Okay, speaking of dance moms, which we weren't speaking of, but I'm thinking about dance moms for some reason, which I'll explain later. One of the lead in dance moms is the lead in music.

And she plays someone, she just, it's not the right casting. Sure, sure. Okay, but I do have a lot of review that I think you guys are going to get. Four stars, Jiba? Tony Collette deserves a normal family. Hereditary. Sixthence. Six cents.

We nailed two different ones. Yeah, she, boy, she loves to play moms that are haunted. One of my favorite movies. Sixth Sense is incredible. Of all time. And then I told you that I didn't realize the little boy's name is Cole. And I've loved the name Cole forever. That's my son's name.

Boy. Should I ask him if he sees dead people? And he's just like, bah. Huh? He just. No, that's his thing. Now he goes, huh? Huh?

Huh? Huh? Huh? Huh? I think we're out of time. I think we're out of time. Oh, okay. Wow.

Ian could be here all day. Look at him. I could be here all day. I love just talking about movies. Me too. I could go on forever. This is what we do most of the time. Yes.

We talk about movies. We talk about shows that we're watching. Is that a problem? No. That's awesome. It's we love our medium. It's fine. It's great.

We love our medium. They tell us about ghosts that they see. Yeah, they're from Long Island. You guys are awesome. No, we do really just love shows and movies. And I love you guys. That's the first time you've ever said that. Never said it.

Yeah, you probably won't hear it again. And that's the hardest I've ever seen you laugh. And it was about poop. Shitting while walking. Okay. Nothing goes together like Stephen King and pooping. That is true. That is so true.

That is true. Ian, thank you for joining us. Thank you. You're going to ask me like what my socials are. No. They can find me. You can find Ian somewhere watching a movie. That's probably true.

That is actually true. You watch a movie. day, you said. Oh, wait, quick. What movies are you guys looking forward to? One movie. One movie. I still need to see Project Hail Mary, because I love the book. I love the book, and I just haven't gotten a chance to see it yet. The taste of things.

It's a French movie. And I am excited for that Resident Evil movie. Could be good. The director of weapons. It could be good. I think. Me and Spencer and Angela are going to go if you want to maybe come. You just can't sit next to us. You already planned this? Yeah, of course. All we do is text about

Resident Evil. I'm actually not kidding. You know what? You know what I think could be a banger movie. I'm just going to call it. Sheep detectives. She's made that up. Nope. You know what? I can't wait to see. The mummy. The new mummy. What? The guy's name mummy?

No, the mummy. Because they have like the Lee whatever's mummy. That mummy? With the girl? Yep. All right. Comment down below what movies you're excited to see. So judgmental. Comment down below what movies you're excited. to see what your favorite movie is. Yeah.

What your least favorite movie is. Talk about movies down below. Yeah. And we'll see you next week. Bye. Bye.