Smosh Mouth - #147 - Try Not To Laugh: The Podcast (Elimination Mode) (Again)

Episode Date: June 8, 2026

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Hi. Welcome to Smoshmouth. I'm Shane. Okay, you're trying to get fucked or what's the deal? Hey, welcome to Smosh Mouth. I'm Amanda and we have a wonderful guest with us today, Courtney Miller. Hello, and that's not all. No, we have many...

You like that I said that, huh? Look, I don't like anything you say. It was really fun and flirting and I thought you were going to laugh and you didn't. I didn't think it was 40 at all. I was being weird. Oh, I thought you were... Is that what flirting is? Should I...

Guys, stop fighting. I'm actually the wrong person to figure out what flirting is. We are playing you laugh, you leave again. So basically, if any one of us laughs, we have to get up and leave, and there are, we have many guests in the wings ready to hop in. Yep. And we're doing this in all in honor of Harambe. We are filming this on May 28th, which is the 10-year anniversary of Harambe's death.

Yeah. Wait, did you do that because it looks like in your camera that Harambe is whispering into your ear? Yeah. No, he's talking to me. He's looking down on me. Well, I guess he's looking over me. He's looking over your shoulder. Yeah, he's either the angel or the devil on your shoulder.

He's an angel. Stop it now. Before we start, we do want to mention, we want your guys hometown drama. Yep. If you can post this on the Smosh Reddit, we are looking for hometown drama. So we can read it. What are the stories that happened during your childhood? This could be like your high school stories or just the thing that's known in your hometown.

They will be anonymous and, well. It's up to you. if you want it to be anonymous. But we are going to read it and talk about it. And, you know, try to decipher anything about it. Yeah. Give our advice, but probably not. Yeah.

We just want to see how many parts of America and the world we can get. Yeah. You know, how much hometown drama we can. And we want to hear all about the drama. Yeah. And we also want to talk to you guys about Courtney. We're so excited that you're here. And then Courtney, you have a cute little camera.

Yeah, and? It's so cute. Did the thing start? Has it started? I think it starts now. Okay. It starts now. And it's fine.

And don't freak out. No. Do not freak out. It's just if you laugh, you have to get the fuck up out of my face. So why are you about to laugh? Not about to laugh. How dare you say that? You seem like you're about to love my guy.

No. Not at all. Selena, I'm going to need you to let me know when it's been exactly 69 minutes. Okay. Thank you. We cut at 68. We cut it 67. I'm not even doing the 6.

seven stuff. You guys need to stop. I'm not doing the six, seven stuff either. I, to be honest, never did. I did a six, seven joke like ten times this morning. That's so fucked up. I'm not even joking. Anyways, we're done with six seven. It's dead to us. It's done. Yeah? I have actually not heard it outside of here in like six months. That's not true. Or seven months? That was good. That was real good. He's never given me a compliment like that. It's That was good. No, I, I teed it up. I think what I realize, I think what I realize with the six, seven is how often we say the number six and seven. Six or seven things.

You're so tight. Are you like so worried? I'm scared. No. Anyways, if you haven't seen, you laugh, you leave the first one. It was really, really fun. Very fun. We got a little shout out from Lisa Loeb. From Lisa Loeb. Yeah. Lisa Lobe was like, Angela, if you don't know who I am. And Lisa Loeb has her own eyeglasses.

Big surprise. And she talked, she was. And that's why I said, I said Angela looked like Lisa Loeb because of the glasses. It was incredible. They were giving Lisa Loeb glass. Yeah, I was super kind of complimenting how you said it to her. I thought it was kind of complimenting. Well, I'm not the only person here, obviously.

I can't wait to see who comes out when you guys fricking laugh. Nobody. Wait, nobody? Yep. The chair stays empty. And then it's just Shane and I, again. Fuck. Alone.

That's the worst. Oh, also. Should we bring back the ants at some point? We should. That was a lot of fun. I'm going to address the commenters. Yes, my accent sounded like Christopher Walken. And yes, sometimes it sounded like Boston.

And yes, sometimes it sounded Southern. It is so funny how you really try so hard not to mold into the accent opposite you. And it's okay. I will say it is a problem. Anytime around someone with a Southern accent and they're doing it, I have to slip into it. It was so hard. You're just like mocking them. No, I'm not mocking them.

It was just hard. I wanted to be Boston. Try going from Boston to Southern. I don't really do a, what, Boston. Hey, I'm from Boston. Boston. Is this like Boston? Okay, sorry.

Okay. So I'm from Boston, right? I'm Boston Yod. This guy's Boston. This guy's from Boston. And here's Ian. Please welcome Ian. Hello.

Please welcome Ian. Yeah. So Boston, Boston's kind of like... And then I go down to Southern, but then I go back up to Boston. Okay. You see that? You're actually doing pretty well. See that dance I just did?

I did it for 90 minutes. I did do it for 90 minutes. You did Southern. I did Southern for 90 minutes. And it was very good. And I never switched to Boston. No, you didn't. I switched all over.

And you know what? That's okay. Not upset about it. You guys want to see what's on Courtney's phone? I thought that was a picture of you. It's Shane. Oh Courtney, you shouldn't have left her phone

Sorry He doesn't know your past code Oh Oh I didn't realize Bones is mid yell at me In that photo Does your cat yell Oh my God

Can you give us an impression He does He does he Bones is like a fox He does a different meow Every single meow Do foxes do a different meow? Yeah they have foxes

What does the fox say? What does the fox say? I don't know This song is the best song I've ever heard in my life. Amanda, stop. That was just for me. Get out. That was just, okay.

Hey. Olivia, sway, everybody. It's me. No, so Bones will be like, he does like a lot of chatty stuff. So like, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. And then when he gets like really, when he's really hungry, he'll meow in a way where he scrunches his whole face at me. He'll be like, me. This just sounds like the pork chop sandwiches guy.

Web, web, web, babe, babe, babe, babe, babe, pork chop sandwiches. Oh, shit, get the fuck out of here. What are you doing? Go, bitch. Get fuck out of here. You're trying to make me laugh right now. Okay, sorry. Actually, if I just take over this whole thing, I won't laugh because I'm too busy fucking

talking. You're going to make yourself laugh at some. No, I won't. We're going to run out of air and you're going to pass out. That's not true. And that counts too. No. Yeah, and you're going to shit your pants.

It counts. Like you always do. Yeah. Yeah. We've seen the poop in your pants. You're about to laugh. That is so inappropriate to say to me as my boss. Yeah, Ian.

All right. I don't think I'm, I don't really think I'm your boss. That's right. You don't report up to me. I don't. Olivia specifically does it. Olivia actually, it's this weird carve out. Yeah.

Yeah, it's like in my contract, it says, I answer to no one. I don't answer to Ian. I'll listen to everyone else but Ian. So what's your opinion on? shoes, Olivia. Okay. What's your opinion on clouds?

Clouds? Oh, what's your favorite cloud? My favorite cloud? Yeah. Like in the sky? Yeah, well, yeah, there's different types of clouds. Linticular clouds. Cumlio nimbus clouds. I think he's making this up. No, the nimbus clouds are, that's a real one. We don't have to talk about clouds. You don't have a favorite, you're going to sit here. Are you hot in that? Yes. Are you going to Iceland?

I'm dying right now. I'm freaking dying You could take it off Just take it off No because my nipples would show then No it wouldn't You're wearing a shirt And I'm pretty sure I'm lactating right now

Okay Ian I do want to say that Ian Keep saying that he does not talk about milk Or lactating and he's the one who brought it up So I just want to put that down for the record Did everyone hear that Harambe? Did you hear that bud? Hmm harambe Noah

Noah. No Grossman ladies and gentlemen Thank you thank you thank you thank you Thank you so much Hi. By the way, we're allowed to have normal conversations. Oh, we are? Just want to say, you know, just letting you guys know. Like, we're trying to make each other laugh.

We're allowed to just talk. We're allowed to just talk. You know, so. Like, Shane and I are kind of obsessed with, like, horror TV and horror movies all the time. Oh, you know what? I just, the series I just finished watching, Twin Peaks, just finished at this. Dude. Which one?

The original or the remake? The original, yeah. Original. I tried to, I tried, so I watched the first season. Mm-hmm. Uh-huh. And I started the second season. I truly hit a point where I was like, I can't.

Oh, it gets difficult. It gets difficult, but there's something so wonderful and campy, cherry pie vibes about it. I think he's just fucking with everyone. So much means. Right? Like, it's a comedy. You know? Twin Peaks is a comedy.

I think David Lynch is funny. I think he just truly was like, I can make whatever the hell I want. And people are going to think that it's deep. Like, I think you just fucking with everyone. Wait, that's your David Lynch? Well, I don't actually know how he talks. I feel like if you did a date, I feel like it's like, hey, it's me. That is probably what he sounds like.

I get that I, I respect. We want to know what the fuck Twin Peaks is about ask me. Yeah, you want to know what Twin Peaks is? Yeah. Got you. Oh, fuck, you did. Olivia. Come back here, Juice, girl.

Sit down. Hey, you ever wonder if though? When you walk into Joe in the Juice, do you go, so you got back there. You know what I say to him? You guys both just... That is the stupidest thing I've ever rid of my life. What you got for us, Liv? What's doing back there?

Yeah, what is the juice that Joe has? And is it worth the squeeze? It's a lot of press juice. I've gone to many Joe's. Yeah. And juice. They have a really delicious sandwich. Oh, it was like a trendy sandwich, right?

Tuna, spicy tuna sandwich. Yeah. I love a spicy tuna Sammy. I wouldn't expect a man named Joe to come up with a sandwich. Joe, as in coffee. Oh, but there's a man on the cover. Yeah. That's not Joe.

Oh, cup of Joe. Oh. Yeah, you're totally right. The other night I was in bed reading. I got really hungry. Okay. So I had one potato in my fridge and I boiled it. One potato.

You keep your potatoes in the fridge? Well, I don't want to see it. You don't want to see the potato. Do you? Okay. What? It's so funny. I'm really hanging on here.

So, I didn't, aesthetically, didn't want to see the potato in my kitchen. Okay. I hide it. I hid it. I'm in a cabinet, maybe. Then it starts growing green and stuff. Okay. And it doesn't do that in the fridge.

Growing green. I wish you guys can see. Shane is so just like, what the hell is she talking about? Okay. So, you took cold potato. I made cold potato and a boiled potato. Yeah, yeah. I boiled one potato.

And then. actually takes a long time to boil a potato. Yes, it does. How big, how big a potato are we talking? Like an Idaho potato. This big. A modest potato. And then I ate it.

Okay. How did you eat it? What did you, how did you pour salt on it? Important question. Girl. I feel like I should say yes. I did pour salt on it. You ate that raw, like just straight up?

Hot water potato for dinner. Yes. Wow. Did you use a fork at least? No. I put in a paper towel and then I went back. back to bed. I put, I ate it in bed. Stop.

You ate a boiled potato in bed? Yeah, kind of like, you know, Charlie and the chocolate factory? Okay. How is boiled potato? Did they eat boiled potatoes in bed? Oh, oh, just eating in bed. Yeah. Living in bed. Yeah, but they didn't make the food and then go back to the bed. They couldn't leave the bed. All four of them lived in one bed and saved up from the toothpaste factory for one chocolate bar for the whole family to split.

How does that work? like two, four grandparents in one bed. Like, are they, there's something going on. Well, there's this thing. So Charlie and Chocolate Factory isn't real. This episode of Smoshmouth is sponsored by Casper. You know, Amanda, people say you spend one third of your time of sleep. Only one third?

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Back to the show. Good night. Good night. Wait, I want to dive deeper into what you think could be going on. What do you guys think is going on in that? At that age, why wouldn't you? Wouldn't that get really confusing, though? Because, like, it would almost be like incest, but it's not.

Oh, so you're saying if you're grant. So if one pair of grandparents swung with another pair of grandparents, is that incest? Because then what if... There's no genetics, right? But then they have a baby, right? Then what do you call that baby? That's your father now, I think. That's crazy.

Sorry. Get in here. Let's talk about this, Shane. I know you're dying and talk. Okay, think about it. I think it's an uncle. You have an uncle. That's an uncle?

An uncle that's younger than you? Guess so. I think people, people do genuinely have uncles that are younger than them. That happens a lot. That does happen. They switch, they fuck, and they have a baby. Yeah, that's an uncle. That's an uncle.

So, we think the old parents in that small little bed and Willy Wonka were incestual. I never had those thoughts, but I will say that watching... Same. I just got on. I got to hold it together a little bit. It was very hard. When you said, I never had those thoughts, it was very... But you watched Charlie and Chocolate Factory as a kid.

Excuse? What? Charlie in the Chocolate Factory. you watch that as a kid and you certainly get to that scene and you have you're just like what is going on here I mean it's got to be one of the most like

troublesome things to watch like you get to the I as a kid watching it and they get to the chocolate factory and all this shit's happening and the umpalumpus and everything and I'm so like I'm sorry what was going on with those grandparents in the bed

I'm not kidding I really was confused by it's a boy's name who's like don't do that Augustus Gloop Augustus no yeah that stuff is happening. But I'm saying once, and once the grandpa gets out of the bed and stands up as like dancing around,

if I'm his son, if I'm the dad, I'm shooting him immediately. I'm like, what the fuck, dad? Yeah, so I'm fucking shooting him. I will say the laundry. Remember when the mom has a song for some reason in the movie? Which mom? The mom, exactly. Right?

She deserved more. She's doing laundry. The whole childhood I thought she was making soup. but it was not it was not a big soup I mean it is a soup of clothes It's a coffee I looked like cabbage

It's a clothing soup If you think about it Laundry is Augustus no Are you doing Calel no Calel no No You need the stone

No What is that from? Do another impression That's really all I have Is Galgado No you worked so hard on You in our sketch day Ian you had an Arnold Schwarzenegger under your belt.

Come on, go. Arnold. Hey. You did Batman. I'll be like back. I said to do a Batman. Come on. Which Batman?

Arnold. Arnold? I, I. I'll be right back. It was an impression of an impression, you know. This is Arnold sick. I got the COVID. That was awesome.

Anyways. Soup. Wow. It's just the ladies. I thought about it longer. Tell me. Okay, so the grandparent. Oh my gosh, it's the ladies.

It's the ladies. The grandparents. No, grandparents. Yes. So if one set of the grandparents had sex, right? And then they had a child. Yeah. That would belong.

That child would be related to both husband and wife. Yeah. It would be half his parents. Half siblings to Charlie's parents. Yeah. Yeah. Unk. And so I think that can happen.

I think there are unique situations. in the world that that has happened. And if you're listening, please reach out. Yeah, reach out and let us know what you guys thought about the old people in the small bed and Willy Wonka. It looked like a vibe. It kind of did. Did they like, wear their feet like by their hips?

Yeah. I guess they were kind of... Look it. They were like this. Kind of sizzered up. They were scissoring up all night. When I was a teenager, maybe a little younger, I would be really bored in the summer and I would find like new...

ways to make my life more interesting. So I'd sleep sideways. Uh huh. Oh, I'm glad that went there. Cause I wasn't sure what summer party we were gonna have. On a twin bed? You could fit? I'm small.

Olivia is really tiny. Yeah, my legs would be like from here, any Airbnb, this and this is off a bed. Yeah, you're always. I'm actually, uh, I'm kidding. Oh, I get to sit over here now. I've never sat over here.

Like, I remember being so excited to sleep sideways. Uh-huh. I remember being excited about sleeping. I do remember sleeping in the wrong way, like, like putting your feet where your head is and being like, whoa. That's it. It's honestly kind of sick. Just like an exciting, like you guys try sleeping like a different direction tonight. Okay.

I would like for a Smosh video, maybe even for a podcast episode, getting a king bed with backboards. Four of us sitting in the bed like the Willy Wonka movie and we see what we're who's touching where. No, no, no. What are you talking about? We like figure out the anatomy of their sleeping anatomy of their sleeping situation. We do it. You're talking about almost like a true crime investigation of like let's map out this scene. Well, that's like we're going to figure out who's touching where.

But mostly we get to do the bed. That sounds so fun. Sitting in the bed with our backs on the boards and our legs in the touch. Someone should, I feel like this could end up being. like a play off Broadway where it just follows the grandparents. And it's like two of them are secretly having an affair. That's what I'm saying. And without the others knowing.

That's what I'm saying. That's what I'm saying. But they're all in the bed. And they like pop out some half siblings. And they have the birth in bed. The birth in bed. Because they can't get up. I don't like this.

I don't like this. I want to move on. This is a nightmare. Olivia, you're reading East of Eden. I am. Yeast of Eden? I have it on my, it's, it's on my next like up to read i've been meaning to read that book forever what are you reading right now

i just started this book called dungeon crawler carl but it's funny um i read a book called angel down that was insane guess what happens angel down yes so are you more of like story or prose that goes back and forth Shane's crazy he'll do a story book physical book and then when he gets in his car, it's like a nonfiction audio book. Yeah. I do, I do audio, I do nonfiction for audiobooks. Would some people consider listening audiobooks reading still? Yeah.

That's, I don't, that's not reading. One is better for the brain than the other, but both are, they both count. I think they just, they're probably, like, whatever, they're stimulating different, like, things in the brain, sure. Stimulating what shape? I don't really care. You're married.

Don't be stimulating shit. I don't think one is better than the other. In fact, I do struggle with audiobooks more. And I'm like, I need to do this more to like get better at my like attentive. I don't remember. I don't remember. Well, I do nonfiction for audiobooks because I lose my place a lot. Like my mind drifts a lot more.

What nonfiction are you listening to? It's called There's No Place for Us. It's about homelessness in America. It just won the Pulitzer. So I was like, I need to check this out. How did you like it so far? It's fascinating. It follows five different families.

Wow. You said I have struggled with listening to books ever since. Ever since my concussion. And we should talk about that. And that's why we actually planned all of this today to talk about it. Well, I know that I became nicer after my concussion. Whoa, I never said that. Only Keith said that.

I actually think I, I feel like I joined Smosh shortly before or after that happened. So I don't know. I don't have any frame of reference. Ian's laughing. Ian's laughing at you. It's true. How mess up. It's not true.

It's not true. I've always been a very nice lady. I think that's true. You have like lifelong friends and everything, so I would believe that you do. Like, like, you have, like, friends who you've been with for so long that you must be a nice person.

I pay them. That's not a funny joke. I might make myself laugh. You're okay. Don't know. Don't. Stop it. Olivia.

Olivia? Olivia, stop it. Stop it. What other insane things? I say to you. I know. This is a very like normal version of, ow.

What if I broke my ankle? This is okay. What if I go to, that's okay? What if I go to my therapist office and just decide to sit like this? It is actually insane how far you're... Noah.

So you going fishing later? Yeah, I'm thinking I'll go fishing and I'll sit like this. Everybody has more flexibility than me. This looks flexible to you? That's very flexible. I am struggling. Stretch for 13 years. Not flexible.

Are you, can you see the strain? But it's still flexible. Okay. Looks comfortable. I gotta stop. It's not. And it looks great with a fishing vest or scout vest. I appreciate it.

It's a fly fishing vest. Shane, I think it's because for the first 15 years that you worked out at the gym, you never stretched a day in your life. No, it's true. I was really bad about it. I know. I just, it's so weird. I can't get the motivation to stretch.

Because you kind of have to, like, be alone with your thoughts. Because, like, when you're stretching, you know. No, you don't. It's the same as working out, dude. It's a little different because working out, I don't know. I'm enthralled. I love you, is really mad at you right now. I don't know why.

Because stretching, you have to hold a stretch for, like, 60 seconds. So you have to, like, sit there. Yeah. That's why yoga is all stretching. Because it's like, it is a meditation. Are you guys fighting? No, opposite. I think we're having a nice little foot time.

parents did. Hey! And you're both gone. Sorry, Noah. This is brutal for Noah because Noah naturally just laughs as he talks. I don't think I could do this.

Sorry. It's a flexibility thing, but also my hips. My hips are not open. Okay, brag much. I can't do that. Let me tell you. That's a mother right there. You're telling me if I birth a child, I can do this? No, no. I've been like this forever. You have to fucking stretch. No, I'm going to

I'm gonna get pregnant. I'm gonna get pregnant. I do, you, you can, should. I do hear you about like, it's all in your mind. Get out of he. My hips. No, it's, it's hard to like stretch because you're like, I'm thinking about it. What if you listen to your audio book while you're doing it? Yeah, well, what I have been doing, I've been, Courtney can attest past couple days. Like, I, as we're watching TV, I'll stretch like in front of the TV. I'll lay out a yoga mat and I'll be stretching while there's a show on. And you just have to deal Well, you laughed, so. What the fuck? Olivia chose you and that's... Olivia isn't even She is kind of like posed like

like it's picture day at school. Everyone's posed all weird on the mics. Okay, so they're over there. Courtney and Olivia are doing their own thing. So now I'm just here by myself. feels like. Let's gang up on him. Let's. I dare you.

Oh, yeah? You're outmatched. Outmatched. Yeah. Oh, okay. Go for it. What do you got? Poop, poop, poop. No. No. No. Olivia. Thoughts? Do you own a vest? A sweater vest, right? I own a sweater vest. You own a few vests.

What? Nice. What vests do? Why are you lying to us? Oh, I'm sorry you forgot your suit. That doesn't have a vest? The newest one does. I don't think it does.

It does. How do you know? Because I looked at it and I pay attention. Yep. Yep. Shane. I got a Navy suit. Got you.

Yeah, Shane, we got you. We got you. Got you. So I got a Navy suit. Classic. Some may say. When are you going to wear it? at the wedding

soon? What wedding? My cousin's getting married. What's your cousin? What's my cousin? What your cousin? What your cousin? Olivia, you had a podcast for a little bit.

I did have a podcast for a little bit called fish cheeks. Which cheek were you talking about? Don't just like fish cheeks. Actually fish cheeks. Damn it. Actually, honestly just fish cheeks. You guys, You went to Anna Jack.

Did you order the bernino? The fish cheeks are the best part. Yeah. It's a delicacy. Oh, that was a place? Yeah. She went to a restaurant that I really like. And they have a really delicious brandino there.

And then the head is on the fish. And then you eat the cheek. And then my friend eats the eyeballs. Oh, that's next level. Yeah. I'm not at that. I'm not that level of eating eyeballs. And what level would you describe yourself at?

Me? I guess, Ian, of eyeball eating. I wouldn't eat I wouldn't eat eyeballs I mean the thing is like if if if we've all eaten hot dogs we've probably all eaten like pig rectum at this point Yeah but I we were talking about fish eyes I mean we probably all eaten pig racked them That's that's the unfortunate thing

If you guys had to choose the Titanic death for you Which one? Oh, propeller guy Propeller guy I feel like propeller guy's the first pig What is propeller guy? You're telling me you don't know propeller guy Have you seen Titanic? The movie? Yes. The movie? Yeah. Yeah, there's a guy who falls. He's holding on to, like, the end of the railing as it starts to list up and break in half. And he falls onto one of the big propellers.

He falls and then he goes, dong, off the propeller and flips into the water. So you want to be that guy? Yeah, because it's like the most, like, epic death that happens there. Like, what do you want? Well, okay, the rich people that, like, they're just like, oh, we're just going to, like, drink and, like, go down with the ship. Wasn't that actually like supposed to be one of like the, it wasn't a Rockefeller, but there was some like famous like old money multi-millionaire that was on that ship and it was an Aster? Astor, I hardly know her. And we will move on to the next segment.

Unfortunate. I appreciate it. Have you always worn glasses? No. When did you find out that you were being blinded over time? Do you own contact? No, I've never put a contact in my eye. So you've always worn glasses?

From the point that I started wearing glasses, yeah. Which was when? Probably like 2018. You felt like you really needed it? I just... I feel like there's some, like, you're hiding something about these glasses. Is it just me? Or does it feel like there's more to this story that's what you did in?

You guys. You fall in love. Okay, I have a question. Where are you going with this? All right. You fall. Okay, you're in love with the most perfect person. Already am.

ideal ideal soulmate person, but they wear frames without lenses. Oh. That one's a complete deal breaker. Because I feel like you... That's going to be a clip. If you're going to fake it, if you're going to fake it, I'm glad you decided for us that that one's going to be the clip. Is it not going to be?

What's wrong? It's funny. I'm making myself laugh. So, okay, go on. So, okay, what if you meet the soulmate, whatever? And they don't have lenses in their glasses? Just frame. Just frame is rough

I think there's obviously people that wear Well we know we know somebody that wears They wear glasses sometimes and they don't have Prescription lenses in them Who? I do that too but I'm saying no lens Yeah, like you can go like this Yeah no that's that's some goofy Halloween type That's how you take head shots when you're a child

Really? Yeah We got her Everyone is taking headshots as a child knows it Tell us about that process The process of getting headshots done when you're a child is getting like three or four outfits all the same tint of green because it complements your eyes. And then you spend like two hours with a woman just kind of flashing your eyes and taking pictures. Aw. Oh, okay.

Did you ever do like dark films or comedies? Well, technically I've been in a film that's very, very dark. As in the reality of what's occurring on camera, you'll never know how dark and illegal it is. But by watching the content, it's fine. Yeah, that's totally separate. I think the first time I got headshots, I was not a kid. I was a little bit older. Oh, yeah.

And they were not headshots. They were like what I thought were headshots, but they were like weird model shots in Boston. And they looked so weird. It's like even weirder than a than a school day picture. Yeah, they're the weirdest thing. School day pictures were. That was a fight to the death for me. Yeah.

Because I always, I never liked my clothes. So I always wanted to steal like my sister's, clothes and it was like mission impossible the night before picture day i would take a shirt and then i would put it on and then put a jacket over it and try to get in the car with my sister and get there wow so yeah i almost got killed sorry let me get this straight hmm hmm are you okay he's struggling i think oh because you're not wearing real glasses so the sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry so the grandparents slept foot to head or were they head head head head and are the Those real lenses?

Yeah. Yeah. This is what's crazy, because I got LASIC, and I think once I got LASIC, it feels like you found lenses. Oh, poor Noah. You had big, big sunglasses on. And any time the sun would hit your eyes, you were just so many tears. Yeah, and every time I told someone I got LASIC, they were like, oh, see, that's why you don't get LASIC. And I was like, I just got it.

That's a great time to start this conversation. Yeah. So then I felt like I had to become a salesperson. I had to really pitch LASIC to people. How are they're laughing? I'm smiling and enjoying the moment. Just have a sneeze coming. We should maybe try to get him to laugh.

Okay. Breast milk. That's good. Weird trains. Whoa. Weird trains? I don't know. I'm just thinking about.

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Because your thing is highways. Yeah. That's just a fact. What's your guys favorite? I don't like highways that much. Well, I don't like them either. I use them. I don't like them either.

I just have favorites. Have you ever seen photos of like old Los Angeles where there's so much public transit? Like there's all the trolleys everywhere. I was like, oh my God, we got rid of this. And there were so many problems with them too because there's always like 10 people tied up on one track and one person tied up on the other track. And that was just happening all over Los Angeles. What do you, Zach? Cornfield. Nice.

I mean. Yeah. Amanda and I did that show. Yes. And it was crazy. And? So trains. Yeah, trains.

What's your favorite nature documentary? Truly anything with David Attenborough. I rock with that shit, man. He's so old now. I love him. And he looks great, and he's killing it, dude. Have you heard about the documentary where a woman has a thousand men run a train?

I mean, no. No, tell me more. there's a train and isn't that excite you I don't like trains I've never even been on a train you've never been on a train I've never been on a train

the surfliner why would I be on a fucking train the train from Los Angeles to San Diego is genuinely one of the coolest oh so you have so that was a lot I love trains so you're lying about that what else are you lying about I don't know maybe my glasses are fake

I mean when I look at your eyes now I do see like because you know when you can tell it's a prescription when the where there's their skin there's a warp I don't really see much of a warp but they're probably a low prescription minor minor pretty low minor low prescription I I basically wear glasses only when I do ad reads because the teleprompter it's just far enough that it's like fuzzy and I'm like I need glasses for this I'm supposed to wear glasses I barely passed the vision test when I renewed my license because my left pupils fucked up. And so I did the right side and I was like, nice.

And they're like, okay, another eye. And I was like, oh, fuck. And then when you put glasses on, I become one of those like horrifying closeups from SpongeBob. Yeah. You're like, oh, and you like take your glasses off. Yeah, I don't want glasses to protect myself from shame. Yeah.

This show, you know what I forgot is painful about this show is when you're off to the sides and then people are like having conversations about things that you want to talk about. Yeah. You guys brought up Brandzino. What do you think? Oh, you want to talk about? I've never had Brandino, but I think I want to make it. I want to make it.

Is Brandzino just sea bass? Is it just a fancy way saying sea bass? No, Branzino's a fish that's from like grease, right? I can make, I'll give you a brandy I recipe. Ooh. Whoa. I would love that because yeah, you take the whole fish.

You like, you make cuts in it. You fill it with seasonings. You just do it whole. Okay. Oh yeah. And then she eats it like that. She grabs it by the tail. And you just go,

she goes, Oh. Oh. Oh. And then I let it bake for it. a little bit. Oh, my God. It's so good.

I'm pretty good. I try to make me here in the office. Sure. We have an oven here. I don't know if we're picking up any of your audio, but if you want to keep talking, I'll just say exactly what you're saying, like one second after. I just speak Mandarin. I am surprised you guys don't have a boom.

No, we're really good. Oh, URL has a boom. Yeah. Just in case. You're a loser. Already said that one on there. Yeah, feel the shame. Don't do that.

Makes Amanda laugh, but nobody else. I know. See, I knew I would ricochet. The only way to make Courtney laugh is to make Amanda laugh. The only time, the only time, the only time Ian doesn't wear glasses when he's driving. That's especially when I wear my glasses. No? Because I can't see things far away.

I realized we were recording, you've, you've had. multiple outfits today because we did a Reddit stories earlier today. You had a different outfit. You had a whole different outfit. Yeah, because I'm a fucking professional. Oh, see, I do the thing, see what I do for these shoot days, I have one pair of pants and then I had two different shirts. Oh, that's smart. Yeah, I, I just didn't, I didn't like the synergy between the pants that I brought. That's tough. I had to bring the whole fit. It is hard. No, I changed everything. You changed everything. You changed everything. You brought different jackets. You're changing your underwear? Yeah, yeah. It's more of a spiritual thing.

Yeah, because I had to feel different, you know. So like one's like chain mail and one's like made of like fish scales. Okay. They give you different power-ups. Underware. Oh, me, undies. Does it have like a little like, fly? Oh, this is the thing that we talked about with Spencer where it's like he goes, he uses that.

Of course, yeah. I don't. I go over. You go over. Talk about your time about the underwear, like the flap. Then like, do you, like, go through it? Or do you just go, just pull down the underwear? Because if you have a zipper fly for your jeans, it just makes sense to pull it through.

I'm not doing that. I feel very uncomfortable talking about my weiner. This is what we talked about in the first E-Laffy-Leave, so. Oh, yeah? Okay. That's what we talked about. But we don't have to talk about it again. You know, that's what Spencer.

Do you have a problem with the fly? No, I just, I, I, I, I, do you guys wear skim? Are you jealous? I don't wear skims. No skims? Yeah. Do they have skims for hymns? Yes.

Oh. I've got some good Calvin Klein's that I like. Okay. Those are fancy. Those are nice. Very nice. Those feel good. I feel like if you have Calvin Klein's, you have to, like, show it off in the waistband.

No, I don't really hard. You got to hike that shit up. No. And just everywhere you go, be like, No. Are those new pants? I've never seen you wear pants like that. These are not new pants.

I've had these for a couple of years now, but I, I, there's some of my favorites. When is the right time to, to wash your jeans and pants every time you wear it. Some would say never. So, so salvage denim heads have this whole thing of like, you go for as long as you can without washing them.

Yeah. Because then it builds up the natural fade lines and everything and stuff. But, uh, I don't know. I kind of play it by like vibe. That's how I wash my ass. Okay.

I play it by vibe. 10 wears of jeans. But what if you're going to Korean barbecue? Oh, see, that's a full. That I need one of those things. You know, movies when they leave like a thing and they get like sprayed and everything you need that because I smell like Korean barbecue for a week after.

I think and they have those closets where you can put your clothes in and it just like sanitize and it takes out the smell. Wow. Wow. Yeah. Yeah. It's like if you're near a bonfire or any sort of barbecue it's like you're going to smell like that forever. Yeah. I dress accordingly when I'm going to like barbecue spot. Nothing. Have you ever, have you ever put your jeans in a freezer? No. Apparently that doesn't. Apparently. that might work for the smell, but it's not like it's cleaning it. It's just I don't know. I also don't have, I'm like, no,

I want to use my freezer for other things. I put some potatoes in there. You would put potatoes everywhere. Okay. But out on the counter. Were you close? You're close to laughing. That would make you almost laugh. I just don't understand your relationship

with potatoes. You had one potato. Did you only did you only have one potato in your fridge? Yes, what I said. You just had one. I had one potato. And then you took it out. I took it out and I put it in water, boiled it. Yeah.

Do you salt the water? No. Oh, I should have, huh? I didn't do that. No. And, oh, sorry, do you peel it? No, I ate the skin. You ate the skin too.

Oh, the skin is really good. Yeah. Okay. I have potatoes all the time. I eat a ton of sweet potatoes. Oh, I love sweet potatoes. I know, but. And no season.

Okay. You're talking about like a russet? This wasn't a russet either. It didn't have like, a golden. A Yukon? Yeah, it was a Yukon. Oh. It's like buttery.

But you didn't have any butter on it. No, I thought about it, but then I didn't do it. And, okay, and, and you said you ate this in bed. Was it on a plate or a paper towel? Paper towel. Okay, so paper towel and you took, you just, you just fisted it. You just put it in your hand and you took a bite. Yeah, I fisted a potato while I was reading East of Eden.

So you're, I mean, that's pointing, because isn't that a farm? Yeah. Is that what inspired you? Yes, maybe was a subcarcarm. Just like, let me get in touch. Yeah, very different. Because it would have been kind of fucked up if you're reading grapes of wrath.

It's like, you guys wish you had one of these, you know? Grapes? No, a potato. Oh. Because it's the dust bowl. Oh, okay. I was thinking like. And then when I'm reading, Lord of the Flies.

You're like, I'm a girl. So. Oh, yeah, there were no. I was saying like eating flies or something. Eating. Oh, yeah. Yeah And

Name a book I did Yeah I said Word of a flies East of Eden Name another Oh you read

Secret History I did I loved that book I loved that book I loved that book That book was so good I loved that book it was so good Okay

I was being for real For a moment Hey guys Oh my God We're like the Grandparents in bed Courtney's very uncomfortable By this

She's She's giving a very grossed out face. Probably everybody in this room is. I've never felt your hands before. My hands? Yeah, they're soft. We've worked here for 10 years. Why would I be holding my co-worker's hand?

That's inappropriate. Yeah, and I'm always saying that. I always see you walking around with one of our coworkers and you're holding their hand. Spencer. Yeah. And it's making us all very uncomfortable. Okay, man.

Deal with it. Um We can talk about Talk about whatever we want What's your favorite? Have you ever wanted to Have you guys ever wanted to go on a submarine? No

I'm not into discovering stuff in the ocean No no no You don't have to discover you could just like No Look at a fish or something I don't want to I think I went on Disneyland They got the Nemo ride

That's a little submarine I don't want to do stuff like that They do a little submarine I'd rather go into space than go in water. Really? Yeah. You'd rather go all the way up in a space. Feels more discovered and safe.

Space is more discovered. Yeah. Who do we have discovering ocean stuff? James Cameron. Only James Cameron. I think it's just James Cameron. And Jacques Cousteau. So wait.

So does that mean there's Avatar in the ocean? I believe, I think it's a real film. I think it's a documentary. I would like. like that. Okay, I'm just going to get out of here. Mission accomplished, I think. Mom's here. So I'm just going to talk about myself now because we can change topics. Go ahead, Noah. I'm fostering two cats. We're going to listen to Noah's talk about himself now. Yeah, I'm fostering two little kittens right now. What are their names? So they were given to me as

Iggy and Sabbath. It's from a litter named after like rock stars and rock bands. But I just call them the diarrhea twins because they, uh, their brother and sister. And, They love to shit with each other. They'll be facing opposite directions, and they'll both just diarrhea kind of next to each other. The themes today are outrageous. It's the truth. Incessual old people, potatoes and fridges without salt or butter, and diarrhea twins. Yeah.

My goodness. Terrific. It's such a powerful stank. Ew. Ew. It like permeates my apartment at this point. They will be leaving soon. They're going to go get adopted.

They're going up to San Francisco. You're fostering. I'm fostering. Did you ask if I was going to throw them away? No, no. Why don't you throw away the poop? Oh, I do. But it's just because they don't mean for it, but it's like they are in it.

And you've got to keep wiping them. And at a certain point, you just can't stop cleaning a cat that doesn't want to be cleaned. And it's like a little demon covered in diarrhea. And so at a certain point, you do what you can. And then you just put it back in its little pen areas. I think this is good for you to like know how it feels like to have like a baby. Yeah, I'm learning that I don't think I'd be good at it. Babies don't just diarrhea all the time everywhere. Tell me more about this. Yeah, they do. Don't they have

blowouts? Yeah, they have blowouts. They have blowouts. They do shit all the way up to their neck. That is true. So yeah. I mean, I wasn't even trying to make you laugh. It's a fact. Like, they do have blowouts where they're literally be sitting there and they're like, the babies and then it's a blowout up to their head i heard that when you have a little boy baby and you they're peeing sometimes it shoots up into your face and yeah well i i have a little i have a little hack because i've been peed on you know a bit so i now am like i'm ready for it i know exactly when he's going to be no i take the diaper and i put another diaper underneath and then i whip out the diaper and i put the other diaper on top because once once it hits cold air let me tell you

They're peeing. Really? Yeah. The stream is flowing. Have you been peed on? I'm talking about this. You've been peed on? Yeah.

Not by choice. No, not by choice. And even if that's what you're into. It actually doesn't, it's not even that crazy anymore. It's not what I'm into. I wasn't trying to talk about that. I wish you just ignored it. We can go back.

I was going to, but everyone, it's a podcast. Everyone can hear everything. No, they can't. Eric says yes. That is sometimes I think about it's like well they'll cut that but the people in the room heard it. Oh we don't cut anything on Smoshmouth. We love to keep it all in. Really? Yes. There's so many things I'm going to have to.

So much potato stuff. It's going to be the highlight. They have a whole folder of potato stuff Olivia has said that needs to be cut. I will say I love eating potatoes just plain. It's so good. Defined plain. Boiled? Boiled. No salt, no butter, just. Popping it in. And also, I also read books and then listen to audiobooks. I'm listening to FamSick right now, and it is so good.

That is, whose book? Mina Dunham's. Oh, I do need a. It's a very, very good book. You know how I like a potato? Mashed. Lots of butter. Impregnated with sweet corn.

Whoa, guys, huh? Lots of sweet corn. That sounds really good. And you just shovel that shit. When's the last time we had that? A couple nights ago. You made it? Didn't make it.

I was at a restaurant. It was like a... Where do they have that? It was like an Irish restaurant. No, no, no. Scottish restaurant. And they had cream corn and mashed potatoes. I think I know where that was.

Like the Boston Market? No. That's a Boston. That's like an Irish restaurant, right? It's like near Toluca Lake, I think. It's called Tams O'Shanter. Oh, I've always... It's in outwater.

Walt Disney's favorite. That place is a black. I had a Welsh rare bit there. you have one cocktail and you leave being like what happened to me really yes it's carpeted head to toe and you're just like what happened to me i haven't held that way in a long time and i would really like to get that way we got you how's that hand doing what do you what are you resting it like that god okay is it broken god also let me just say i do put my jeans in the freezer dude whoa technically that does kill bacteria there are certain bacteria that

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All right. Whoa, jackets off. All right, welcome to URL. Okay. What's your internet history? Go. What have I been doing on the internet? Oh, we all watch that bird watching documentary. Yeah, Listers. It's incredible. That was so good. Love that one. That was incredible. Yeah, Ian took the jacket off, got too hot. the podcast listeners, the jacket is off. Okay. No, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I feel like, I feel like, I feel like every chest. You were not. Yeah, very couch.

Yeah, my chest is, my chest is very hairy. It's funny because, like, um, sometimes I'll go running shirtless. And I feel like, I feel like every guy shaves their chest now. It's very strange. Interesting. Or waxing. I don't know. Yeah.

You know what I like. I think I'm the only person that goes like, that, goes like shirt off with body hair. I never thought about that when I see people running or jogging in in Los Angeles all these years. I don't think I've ever seen a really hairy dude running. They need to get out there. Where the bears at? Do you think maybe it's because guys who are like more naturally hairless are just for some reason more comfortable to take the shirt off?

If that's like, am I, am I honest? I think more so it's like guys that have nice bodies that want to show. off like the gains want to shave off their body hair to show the muscles which I don't have and I just don't care. Shaving all my body hair off

seems like a lot of work. You know what I like? In heated rivalry there's this one guy that it's like it's not super hairy. He is hairy but it wasn't shaved off. It was almost like he got like it trimmed. And it looked so A manicured like happy trail

All one, no, it was up here. It was like all one length that looked not even real. And I was like, I'm gonna, give me a picture. No, you're talking about the barista. Yes. Yeah. The smoothie guy. Is my phone there?

Oh, I ain't going to look up. No, that show is insane. Okay, hold on one second. Especially that storyline. I was like, Jesus, I need to, I thought I was. Heated rivalry smoothie guy shirtless. Images. That should.

Minus A. Yeah, make sure to add the minus AI AI heated rivalry. You find it? I feel like, yeah. So Courtney's doing this. Come on, share it with the class, Courtney. Share it with the class. Okay, I'm just trying to find a high-res one.

Oh, yeah, we got to see each individual follicle. No, I remember we, Courtney and I were watching heated rivalry together. The whole time she's gone. It came to these scenes and it's like, he looks insane. He does not look real. Oh, okay. Okay, let me, okay. And then I got to show the guys.

Oh, yeah, come on. Share some with the guys. I remember these scenes. I don't like that. I remember these scenes. I actually hate that. You hate that? I don't know.

It looks like well-gardened. Oh, let me sit. Yeah. No, it's, it's. Oh, yeah, he's probably using, yeah, he's using, like, um. He's shaving it at, like, a head. He's using, yeah, he's using, like, a head on his trimers. So head.

So, no head? head. I'll air drop. I'm gonna screenshot this and air drop it to you, Noah. To everybody in the office. What Noah? Yeah, who's up on it? Who's up on the air drop right now here?

Caroline, damn it. This must be yours. Oh, that was just in there. Tyler, Tyler, you need a code to air drop you, by the way. It's a, it says, happy day. I am not giving that away to anyone. Airline accepted. He has got a good body.

Eric. Oh, yeah. Eric, I need a code. Looks insane. Yeah. Enneeded rivalry? Yeah. They're hockey players, except for him.

He's a barista, but he just also looks like that. More like hotkey players. What? Hotkey players. Yeah. Hot key. I love how much you're not on the couch, but you're also on the couch. Olivia just has continued to be part of the conversation about it.

Olivia, you need to do this out in public where, like, you go somewhere, like, at a restaurant, You go and sit by yourself and a table nearby, you just kind of join their conversation. I feel like she does do that. You should just do that. I feel like you do. I feel like Olivia can strike up a conversation with any random group and have a great time.

I feel like you've done that a lot in your life. I am outside of work. This is my- This is my impression of Olivia. Like just, like if you're in the middle of a- Whoa. You're in the middle of a conversation. And then like Olivia's just nearby.

And she's just like, what's the deal with that? Okay, guys, can I ask like, okay, Um, if I'm like, if, if I have a temperature of 110, is that bad? Okay, no. I'm just asking. No, I was just curious. And she just calls them chat. Chat.

She would never say that. What do you think about that? Olivia would never say. Olivia's not a chat, girlie. Olivia would simply never say that. You can't catch Olivia dead near a chat. I did, I did have a lady do this to me at an airport lounge. It was Anthony and I were sitting there talking.

and she just straight joined our conversation. Were you at a bar? It was kind of like a restaurant table and she was in a table next to us. And she was by herself and, and, you know, I'm not going to tell her to like, I'm not going to be like, fuck off. Yeah. So. Hey, don't quote that guy. Can I, can I ask, can I ask like generally what were you guys talking about?

I have, I don't remember. But she just, how, do you remember how she joined the conversation at all? No. Because it was, it was like an inconsequential. conversation and she weighed in and then Anthony got up and went somewhere else and then I was stuck talking to this this like 70 something year old lady oh shit for like 45 minutes whoa to an hour yeah she told me all about her travels and uh she told me about her like medical conditions yeah and uh she told me about her kids and about how um about how she used to run a baker

in Oregon and yeah and then she's like my name's Betty Crocker and you looked away for one second you looked back

and she was gone no and then we banged in the bathroom you what grandpa style I'm not grandpa froggy style no no

we did the old rasmatat no no we did the old honky tongue you're out got himself I knew he would get himself

eventually I wish we could talk about the guy he quoted just moments ago. Fuck off. Fuck off. I can't find his social stuff. I can't find his social stuff anywhere. So you have two kittens right now. Yeah, I've got two kittens.

That's really amazing. Two poopie kitties. Yeah, two little poopie kitties. It's nice to have a little bit of energy in the house. My other cats hate them. That's fine. How many cats total do you have now? Now four, but I've got two on my own.

One of which is whom Courtney saved and then I was able to adopt. We haven't told them. story on Smush, have we? Have we not ever? I don't know. But yeah, a cat showed up at your door. I was literally in my courtyard and like heard a little and like there's this little white kitty, like tiny kitten ran right to me and I was like oh my gosh, it was just like

immediately like attached and I was like crap, I got to do something about this, brought it in and my cats were used to the cat cafe life so they didn't even bat an eye at a cat in the house. Kept it in the bathroom because it was covered in flees. And then I like tried driving around town to find a vet. And it's like all the vets were closing. And then like I managed to book an emergency appointment for like 9 p.m. to go check if they're okay. And then I literally was like texting and I was like, because you had been like nesting. You were getting ready to like get a cat. It was incredible. The day before you found Baby Bell, who became Baby Bell the cat, uh, was when I got my cat tree and the like cat pooper, all the stuff

literally just got delivered from Chewy because I was like, I want to have a cat. I want to get a nice pet with my girlfriend and it just lined up amazingly. It's crazy. It's crazy. Like I literally just sent you a picture. It was like, you want a cat? And you were like, wait, seriously. And then I just handed little baby off to you to take to that vet appointment.

And it was ever since. Yeah. She had fleas. She had worms. She gave birth to a worm out her butt on our couch. That's right. Yeah. It was incredible.

I've heard about that happening. Oh, yeah. It's when, I mean, I'm happy I didn't see it. I was sent a picture, but my girlfriend had to fight it to get it out of the cats. Because when they realize that it's not a safe place, they try to go back in. I mean, we're going to bleep all of this. Oh, yeah, sorry. It's like a horror film.

No, and that's how we know that it wasn't like someone's kitten that was gone only for a few hours. Like, that was a wild kitten. And based on her meow, it sounds like she didn't even drink water. It was probably like a motor oil puddle. Oh, yeah. She's got this little raspy meow. You got me to have Amanda. I got to come into this conversation.

Oh, well. But no, now she's doing great. Now she's a lovely, healthy cat. So fat. Oh my goodness. She's gigantic. That is like, that is, that is why cats domesticated themselves. You know what I mean?

Like cats did everything they could. They were like, we got to, we got to get out of the world. So smart. Yeah. And then they're like, oh, we get to eat as much as we want now and just hang out. It's weird when I like, when I spend like a day at home, like, like on a weekend and I'm just like, oh, this is what you guys do all day, every day. That's crazy.

Yeah. Like they'll be napping and they'll get up and they'll be like, I'm gonna go take a nap somewhere else. Just like, yeah. What a life. I did not grow up with a lot of cats around me. I grew up with like six dogs. Like not my family, but every holiday

it was like a thousand like golden retrievers or labs or shih Tzu's or all these crazy dogs. See, I love dogs. Were you a tall child, Amanda? Were you tall from the get-go? Yes. Okay, because again, I had a dog family dog, but I was always a very small child. Dogs were fun, but it was like being in, you know, the Lion King.

Oh, stampede. It's funny that he brought this up because the other day I was just thinking about how I was holding my aunt's dog. I'll never forget it. I was young. I think I was like four or five. And he was a big lap. I was holding him on a leash. And he decided to like go for something.

And I was lifted in the air, like flew in the air like, no. holding him on a leash and I was like how did I not like you know rip my face or something like how did I not like rub against I don't know what happened but I'll never forget that memory I'm not going to call you out for laughing at your own story because it was such a pure

memory oh I laughed it was such a pure memory and I enjoyed that moment no you're right I'm so sorry I'm out of here sorry Amanda you got to go I forgot I see I grew up I had two cats when I was first

dude just make me laugh just make me laugh what the fuck Olivia make me fucking laugh I can't even think about what to say to make you laugh I think Olivia I have to let things just like settle

for a bit it's been I never say I never say jokes that make you laugh yeah you do what's a joke that I've said that's made you laugh is there is there one that you can think of

like from the past oh I thought of one but then it's a joke that I said to you that made you laugh oh so you said that made me laugh Courtney and I were laughing at Okay, now I'm back to Claire recently. Oh, yeah.

That might be my favorite. I mean, your first ever TNTL joke for me still makes me laugh. Martin's score crazy. Oh, yeah, that was so stupid. Now I'm back to Claire is such a classic.

Yeah. I've got like three that are good and probably like 997. You have so many that are good. But it's fine, bro. Because it's like baseball. You know what? I got a home run that one time

and we won the game. Doesn't matter. That is very true. That is extremely true. Um, explain the Claire. Oh, Claire, I was pretending to be, uh, I forget now what they're called, but I'm gonna call them like wolf. That was my phone that just fell off. You were like turning into a werewolf.

You're like, I'm turning into a werewolf and then you like revert back to. Revert back. I've seen videos online of people who pretend to be animals and then they form their own little packs in the woods. It is such Midwest. Oh my God. I love that joke. Yeah. Mm-hmm.

But how genuinely when you come back and you look at us, you go, okay, now I'm back to Claire. Mm-hmm. And it just it, I still. Yeah. I tried to take the mindset of someone who was in charge, like the lead, uh, I would say like partner of the alpha male.

I was like the alpha, I guess female would be that character. Yeah. How did you say it? Can you do it again? I couldn't. Do the bit? I couldn't do that.

Do the entire bit? Or do the banjo one we're seeing by down the. Okay, Olivia's making herself laugh here. I'm so happy. I think, I think she got herself. Oh, now that. Okay, now we're, whoa, we finally got. It's the boys.

Yeah. So, this, this, yeah. We were, we were in LAX, what nobody asked for.

What nobody asked for. Okay. All right. He just came right back where he left off. Do you guys want to go back to talk about me having sex with an old woman

in the L.A. I didn't know that was even a topic. You've done that? I, no, but it was, it was a joke. It does make me think about,

um, what does me, what does me having sex with an old woman in L. It makes me think about whenever I'm at the airport and the thing I clock every time at the airport, especially when I'm there at like 5 or 6 a.m., there's always someone there with a full drink.

Oh, yeah. And I'm always like, damn. Oh, yeah. I always like, real. I'm like, whoa, like, you're. Wait, is that a loophole? If I open a bar in L.A., but I claim that it's like a private airport. Oh, you could have it open 24-7.

It's just like, oh, this is just where you wait for your flight. But they just, they serve alcohol, like kind of all the time at airports. You look at me. I was just looking in the general direction of everyone. No, I'm actually looking past you at Scott who's going like this. Scott knows. Scott knows. Scott knows. It's like hell yeah.

The crazy thing is like in the airport lounges, the alcohol is free and it is open bar. I don't. I don't think I've ever had alcohol in a lounge. I haven't, but I like, look, I like a drink. But I think airports, I don't understand why they make it so available because you're about to get on a flight for five hours

and be stuck in a tube with a bunch of other people for... Well, that's what gives us all the great TikTok content. Oh, my God, man. Anyways, well... What do you think... What kind of freakout do you think you'll get canceled for? What? I think...

Like the airport... Like an airport freakouts or, like, do you think it's going to be like a kid like walking on your lawn? And you're like, I don't have a lawn, so I don't have to worry about it. But I'm saying, like, in the future. By a man.

I was in the car with Keith, and he almost crashed into us, obviously doing something wrong. And he got out the car acting like he was going to fight us. And this is the issue is I will gladly join in. So, like, I had my window down. We're laughing at him. We're like making faces and stuff. And he starts trying to walk over. So you're making faces at him?

Because he got out his car. Like, he can fight us. Yes. I was like, what are you going to do? What are you going to do? You're going to come fight us? That's what you're going to do? So he starts coming over like he's going to fight us.

So I roll up my window. Did he almost hit you? Or he hit you? I almost hit us. I mean, and it was his fault. It was 100% his fault. He was 100% his fault.

And then you made faces at him. Yes, I did. I mean, that's... See, if I nearly hit someone and I get out and they're laughing, I'm like, okay, good. I'm fine. I'm going to get in my car and get out of here. Because that was my fault.

Yeah. But when somebody's angry and then you laugh at their face, it just makes them. It's devastating. Like, there was a guy... It is devastating. There was a guy that was like tailgating me super. super hard and we were going through like a residential street I stop

at a stop there's like multiple stop signs down this road and every time I'm making sure I do a nice full and complete stop for this dick bag and and then got a complete stop for that dick oh yeah yeah yeah yeah got to otherwise I'm just blowing straight through him

that's a joke and so say it's a joke when it's a joke it helps us know slash ass so I come to the stop and then he decides he's going to just blow through the stop, like go into the opposing traffic, go through the stop sign. And me being like a little petty was like, well, I'm just going to accelerate

and not let him in. Love it. Love it. And then of course I let him in because he was insane. And then I like blare my horn. And then he stops the car in the middle of the road and then gets out of his car and he starts yelling at me. And I'm just like, and I'm just kind of like laughing at him and he's just getting more and more angry. And then after like two minutes of him yelling, I had all my windows up and I was playing music and I wasn't going to stop my music for this guy. And then like after two minutes,

I was just like, I can't hear you. That's awesome. And then he just got really, really mad. And then he tried to walk towards my car and I just reversed my car a little bit. It was very fun. This is like literally episode one of beat. Yeah.

Oh, she's right. Right. Olivia is correct. This is like episode one of beef. Yeah. Well, it was based off of my life. I, it was based off of my life. I'm very scared. Really?

Oh, well, in L.A. L.A. Road rage happens literally every day. Oh, yeah. I see, I'm very scared of L.A. drivers because I'm like, I don't want to piss people off. I don't know who you are. But I'm thinking if I end up in a situation like that where someone's next to me and they're like trying to yell or whatever, I think what I'm going to do is like try to be like, I'm going to try to confuse them.

as opposed to like being like I can't hear you or laughing at them or yelling back I'm just gonna make them think that maybe like they're in the simulation a little bit so I'm gonna give them a little bit of just kind of like and like try to have my head spin 360 and then you know just give them a weird look you know yeah kind of or like I always wondered like if if like playing if like playing like a crazy act if somebody's like about it's like about to mug you and then you just act like absolutely insane if that would work on them I've in in my own experience it wasn't insanity it was just trying to be like a little I can only describe as like a chihuahua wow wow that's yeah I was in a

chihuahua wow yes like a chihuahua sorry you got robbed chihuahua no I wasn't robbed I was I was in a car accident long story shirt I can't give all the details currently but this person was realistically under the influence and threatened to to beat me up and leave me there on the side of the road I got LASIC after because my glasses were lost in the accident and I was like, oh, if someone were to just nearly end my life, I literally could not identify them. Oh. And so, yeah, but it was one of those. And so I had like no percent on my phone, maybe like two, three percent. So I just acted like I was filming the whole time and just was yelling. Wow.

So you just out crazy to them. Yes, but by just trying to be loud and like, you know, backup, like you said you're going to hit me, I rewatched it. I thought I was like, wow, I really stood up for myself. Rewatching situations like that. I mean, never, I would never release it publicly because you sound, I, I mean, my girlfriend couldn't love me anymore if she saw this. I'm saying, I'm like, you, sir, you tried to hit me, sir.

You hit me with your car and you threatened to beat me up, sir. Yeah. No, you back up. You back up, sir. This is ridiculous. I mean, so quickly, so quickly. It's so embarrassing. Okay.

Selena, has it been 69 minutes? Oh, you had some plan for 69? Perfect. It's official. Is that the only one? You had one cute up, a single, no. You had a single fart cute up? Someone take my seat.

I'm going to be my pants. Good luck. Good luck. Oh, brother. Wow. Thank you, Courtney, for ending it on a fart note. Guys, we have talked about so much wild things. Not enough.

It has been amazing and also a fever dream. and Noah that story was very, very funny. I enjoyed every moment with you guys. Thank you for being here. Noah, Ian, Olivia, Sway. I looked at me and said Ian. Ian. Olivia.

Shane. Noah. Courtney. And Shan. Now I'm like afraid of laugh. Can I laugh now? You can laugh. This was You Laugh You Leave, Part 2.

Thanks guys for talking about everything wild. And what we want to really know is, were the grandparents think about it were they were they porkin because if they had a child yeah it would be half

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