Smosh Mouth - #151 - We Play Smash Or Pass

Episode Date: July 6, 2026

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Hi, welcome to Smoshmouth. I'm Shane. And I'm Mita. I'm Chains. Yeah, that's all you need to know. We are in a zone. Yeah. We are in a zone. A fun zone. Chance has been in the zone.

A slippery zone. We're in a slip zone. Chance has been in the zone all day. He really has. This morning, Chance walked by and he was just like, hey. And I was like, you're in a silly zone. You're in the silly zone. That's what happens when you give me a week off.

Yeah, it's true. I needed it. I realize I had not been on, like, a trip or a vacation. And you look sunned. I'm sun-kissed. And then Amanda and I are on the flip where... White. White.

I mean, all over here just like... My skin's like, help, I need sun. Chance, before we started recording, you made a weird sound. Yeah. I tried to recreate it a second ago, but I couldn't do it.

You did a sound... It scared our sound guys. Oh, go back into that face, voice. No, not at all. This is giving doom scream. kind of there. This is just

it was so pure. No, it was something you can't. That one's like screechy, scratchy, it was like pure. Something came through you. You know what's crazy

is you can't repeat a moment like that. You can't do that. So wouldn't you do something secure? You can't repeat a moment like that. Who is she? I don't know who I am.

I feel like I'm multiple things at once. I'm every woman. It's all in me. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. A lot done baby. I do it naturally. I don't know what you are doing.

It's when Spencer called out the toucans on my breasts. For our audio listeners, there's a very tiny two cans. There's also a two can over here. There's one over there. And they'll start singing eventually. Like in those restaurants growing up, do you remember

when it was like, uh-oh, it's moose time? Oh, I was going to say like either Rainforest Cafe or the Enchanted Tiki room at Disneyland. So mine was like not, mine was like local town. Whoa.

Like there was only one. And it was like moose time. And it was a moose. And a moose came out? Forget what it was called. It was like a moose head and it would turn around and go, well, you folks having dinner.

Yeah. And then all those children got murdered there. You're so right. That's where all the missing children are. Don't, Jack about murder children. Yeah. Yeah.

Anyways. We're going to be playing smash or pass today. It's chances for, oh my God. so coy right now. If you're listening, Chance is very coy. He doesn't want you to look at him, but he wants you to look at him. Don't. Do it. And

we brought him here because he hasn't been on this set. And of course, we're going to play Smash or Pass with him. Where's the table? What are you talking about? It's here. It's right there. That's the table that everyone misses and loves. That is not my Smosh-mouth tape. That means me and Sating

a riot. That isn't my smosh-mouth table. I speak for the people. Not mine. It's our table. Look at us. Bring him home. Jesus. Well, anyways.

We're playing smash a pass. I'm so glad that you got some time to be in the sun. First smash your pass, spinach ravioli. Oh, yeah. Oh, I'd smash the shit out of that. Well, wait until you're the next one. Three cheese tortellini. Sure.

You're fucking all the pastas? Oh, probably. What about some yokey? Oh, yeah, definitely. I love. Yoki. Cavitelli. What exactly is

Cavatelli? It's a spiral thing. Yum. It's a little spiral thing. Like on, you know, those chefs that do it and they just, they do it with their palm and they roll it themselves. I actually haven't seen that. Yeah.

I think you're making that up. No, it's on chef's table. You can look it up. Okay, so is there any pasta that you wouldn't? Yeah, is there a pasta that you think is bad. Ziti is fine. Oh. They're going to have your CD.

Ziti is fine. I agree. Shells, yum. Capture all the cheese. A stuffed shells, smash, smash, smash, smash, smash, smash. Is there any possible? How do you guys feel about lasagna? It's very good.

Smash. Yeah, a specific time. Okay. You had me thinking you were like, no. No, of course. It's delicious, but like, there's a time and a place for it. And that time is any time. The time is now.

Right now. What about eggplant parm? I love egg plant I had eggplant this week So smash So smashies I think there's no pasta That would be

I kind of agree You want to know my favorite pasta Is angel hair And I know people think that's weird Oh angel hair rocks It's so good It is delicious It's yummy

Mainly with shrimp A shrimp's like a shrimp scampy Or like like yeah You guys are making me Kind of wet garlic Oh good Okay On the guest couch

We love that They love that Sop Ooh yeah Some white wine in there and you know really cook that up some shallots yeah

some uh some garlic parsley capers maybe okay yeah some capers yeah a little bit of capers some salty sea flavors in there

okay yeah very cool um so pasta is just a general so pasta I think across the board pasta is a full on smash I mean look people got mad at me kind of but I said this like I'm like I don't understand what the difference is between pastas

they're all pasta. It's just shapes. The way they hold stuff, the way they hold stuff, but like, I don't know. My God. That's kind of ignorant of you. I'll find a way.

That's what's crazy. You want to see another shape? Fuck you, dude. Get him. But I'm saying to a positive way. I like all pastas. Yeah, same. A little al dente.

I like them all. You hurt chances feeling. And Yoki is a little different. I was going to make it. Because Noki is not, it's not the same pasta material. It's potato. Okay.

So I'm just saying that is a little different. Okay, fine. It's a little different. Does that make it any less than, Shane? Oh my God, boy. No, I said I love it. No, no, no, no. You really-

I said I love it just as much. You want to sit there and make Noki feel different and unworthy just because it has a little bit of potato. Yon-Ki's got a lot of potato. It's a lot. It's like cute little blobs of potato. Yum, yeah, yeah.

That I will eat. It's very different than a pasta experience. Pasta's like. Okay, whoa. Now I'm not following Amanda here. You put your hands in it You put your hands in Yoki too Whoa

You put your hands in Yuki too Whoa hey chance you're doing okay Yeah I'm okay Oh my god now you guys are not fighting I was like Now we turned on you It's crazy So that's how that goes

Okay Are we in it now Are we plan smasher pass or are we We're playing smash your pass Okay That attitude pass Sorry Definitely wasn't a

Smash. I'll work on it. Oh, wow. Self-improvement? Smash. That, absolutely. Absolutely. Therapy, smash.

Therapy smash. Oh, yeah. But therapist, pass. Yeah, not a good move. Not a good move. You don't want to smash a therapist? You do not want to do that. I kind of agree.

No. What would it be like to date a therapist? I think it would be really tough. To date a therapist, but you legally cannot date your own therapist. No, not your therapist. What? Really? Yeah. Yeah, they can't have relations with their patients.

Who's gonna stop me? How are you gonna stop me, boo? Well, they'll get fired. Violates all their... They'll get fired and everything. You'll be fine. Yeah, I may be. But will I be fired?

I think it probably is not good for you. Mentally. Yeah. It's confusing. But like to marry a therapist would be real tough. Yeah. Right? Or maybe it would.

Maybe it would. I don't know. Well, I'm sure people say the same thing about a comedian. They definitely say that about a comedian. Yeah. Comedian? Pass. Pass.

Whoa. Married to a comedian? Pass. Damn. What are you saying? Pass. I don't know. I never dated a comedian, I guess.

I mean, like... How dare you? Your wife is... Well, okay. I thought you're talking like stand-up comedian. Oh. Like, comedians. Like, you're talking like just...

Just the broad term. Yeah, I guess I did marry a comedian. He doesn't think it's funny. I... Do not do that. It got too real. I thought you were talking about stand-up comedy. Okay, so passing on...

He doesn't think his wife is funny is brutal. That's not true. Passing on at all. That whole... That she... Yeah. This episode of Smoshmouth is sponsored by Rocket Money. Amanda, you wouldn't believe this, but I have a few transactions that I accidentally forgot about.

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That's rocketmoney.com slash smoshmouth. Rocketmoney.com slash smoshmouth. Just kidding. Let's do lunch. And dinner. My treat. Yay, daddy's paying. Yay, daddy. Wow. Back to the show.

I was trying something. You really did. I made a list. I think we all made lists. I have a list. I have a list. I have some legitimate questions to ask. ask. Okay. Okay. Because it's not just a thing

that everybody universally likes. Here's mine. A friend who says they're bored all the time. Oh yeah, pass on that. That's annoying as fuck. No friends in mine. I hate that. Okay. Smash. I'll give you something to do. Whoa!

What if halfway through they're like a bored? What'd you say? What if halfway through they're like I'm bored? Flip over. Okay. And then when they flip over. You shouldn't have asked Shane. And then when they flip over, they go, I'm bored. I put out the mirror. Come on now.

It's getting sexy up in here. We got to go to the next seven. You keep leveling it up. Okay, I like that. So a friend who's bored, chance will smash that. It's just all out and flustered. My bad.

HR, get in here. I love it. Someone who texts L.O.L. Heavy and hot in here. Oh, yeah, sure. Someone who texts LOL. I think a lot of who will do that. I don't judge people for.

something like that. I'm in, smash. Yeah, why not? Yeah, I'm a half smash. I know you text out of LOL sometimes. It doesn't bother me that much. You can't be half smash. It is smash.

Yeah, it is, there are two options, and you can't say both. Um, I half smash it. No, you can't, it's smash. I come in and I go, ow! Okay, half smash it then. Half smash that button. You fully click,

smash. Fine. I'll smash LOL because it seems like there's a lot of people I wouldn't be able to smash because everyone text L-O. That's like almost everyone.

I don't love it because I'm like, really? What do you text? Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha. I love now when I have my earpods in and how Siri will read out your texts and it's like

your mom texted in the family group chat. You can stop that. I know what I have. But you like it. No. stopped it. Oh, I'm big on laugh reacting. A laugh react, a love react, a like react. Oh, yeah. I like that too. I like that too. Yeah, that stuff is good.

It just says all that you need to say. Yes. Do you remember the one that wasn't a thing? You couldn't react to things? That was tough. But I will say sometimes my friend, she reacts to every single text on a text thread and that gets tough. It's like, oh, here she comes. It's like a train coming in. Have you ever been part of a group chat where one person got removed? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, definitely. Why did they get removed again, like for you? I didn't say that.

I just said, I asked a question. I didn't mean like specifically. I've been a part of several. All good, Shane. All good, man. That's never happened. That shouldn't happen to me. No, I don't think so.

But I would think that's brutal. Or like left the group. Yeah. I've never seen that happen either. I have. I mean, I'm mainly in my family group chat. Oh, when you're on an improv team? Who?

Yeah. Oh, daddy. Yikes. Oh, my God. When someone leaves your comedy group. It's tough. It's tough. Like, no more gifs.

Okay. I could do one. Yeah. Okay. Legitimately. Legitimate question. If vampires were real. Smash the fuck out of that.

Okay. I'm talking like they're real. Chase, you need to tell me what? Type, dude, because there are so many nart-st-ty vampires and we like, like. We like them. Like the ones from I am legend? No. No, ugly, nasty.

Okay. The ones from true blood? Okay. How about like interview with, how about like, yeah, like classic interview with the vampire? Like they sleep in coffins, but they are pretty. Long, long, long hair. Long hair. But they are evil.

And you kind of know that. You're kind of aware. Like maybe you know of someone and they're like, yeah, vampire is real. are killing people. But they have long hair and they're shirtless usually they're not really that evil. That's the thing about them. The ones who are the prettiest are actually the most, the least evil. I've slept with gays from Brooklyn, so I'm okay with evil. Wait, do you remember that movie? Gays from Brooklyn? No, vampire in Brooklyn or whatever it's called, right? No. That's a movie. I don't know it. Anyways, pretty cool. I'm thinking like,

Lestat from interview with the vampire I'm thinking like the one The Little Vampire, his dad Oh okay, yeah Not the Little, not the show I was like, okay, I'm maybe gonna follow you So I'm thinking smash them So you'd be okay with the risk

But let me be real, I get really grossed out By the feeding situation Well, okay That's kind of the whole thing I know, I would struggle I would struggle with that Okay, fine I would have a problem with that.

Fine. Okay. Okay. I've got one. Hold on. Let me look. While you're looking, brunch invite. Yeah, smash.

I love brunch. I'm a pass. You don't like brunch? Yeah. Really? I'm not a brunch, bitch. You don't like brunch. No, no.

I just enjoy food. I love food, but what a waste, I think. What the fuck? I love cooking. Breakfast is like, I love fucking around with breakfast. So I'm just kind of like, why would I give you $80 and I left for the hangover? And it's 1 p.m. Does that make me negative?

About brunch, yes. I feel like I love making breakfast too, but like brunch has so many options. brunch is only on the weekends. Yeah, and it's like, man, then you can get like really cool, like, depending on the spot. Really some fun. Some really good food. Oh, man, some, what is it? Is it Shukhuka?

Oh, I love that. That dish is delicious. And if you're going to make that at home, you're going to have too much for yourself. So like, brunch. Yeah, see, hey. See, I'm. See, I'd rather walk to an awesome. coffee shop and like sit down and have like a pastry and a coffee and like okay fair you don't have to

go to brunch every day anytime i talk about not liking brunch i do get like a pretty aggressive response you are in los angeles yeah this has got to be is there a city that's you know what it is i worked way too many brunches that's fair okay it's put a bad taste in your mouth i'm not a fan necessarily of the drinks i'm not like i don't i don't like to get like drunk at brunch i like i'm there for the food. To me, I'm like, if I'm going to brunch, I'm getting drinks. A hugo spritz. Oh, delicious. St. Germain. St. Germain.

Champagne. Yeah. See, the brunch, a lot of the brunch drinks are a little too sweet and Bloody Mary's are a little too much for me too. An apparel spritz. Apparel spritz. Fire. I'd like one, but I don't want many. Give me an apple. But I love coffee, so I'll have coffee. Maybe I'll get an espresso martini.

Ooh, fancy. Isn't that funny how that's more of an afternoon drink? But it should be a brunch. dream. I agree. Because it's coffee. I recently had a frozen hazelnut espresso martini. It was absolutely delectable. Oh my God. That's the only. What is happening? Damn, okay. I am scared. This man

came on this podcast. Okay, next. Okay, this is you, you. Fetuccini Alfredo. So we're back. Yeah. I actually am going to pass on Petitini Alfredo. You know what I'm passing it too. I was saying this earlier. I'm not of an Alfredo person. There we go. Now we're getting really honest. You guys were like

smash all pastas. Well, the pastas as their shapes are fine. But I don't want all that cream sauce on us. Yeah. Give me some fucking flavor. I'm not a cream sauce person either. Neither am I. Yuck, yuck, yuck.

Not typically. Except that pistachio pasta that we shared, I know you weren't really into it. I was really into it. I wasn't super into it. I really liked that. But I do love sharing food with you so much. Yeah. All right.

It's delicious. We're back to me. Mermaids exist. Mermaids. Mermaids. Mermaids. Mersers. Mers.

Mers exist. Smash your pass. Mermaids, you are at the ocean And a pretty, like a beautiful Is they pussy fish? And you don't get to know. They're in the ocean. They're in the ocean.

They swim up. You just see their torso. They're gorgeous. Okay. Did the male mermaids have penis? We don't know. Once again, they're just kind of like, hey. I got to risk it.

So do you jump in the water and they like give you something so you can breathe under water? And then that's how it gets on. I think it's like, you can be like kind of on the surface. Maybe you're like kind of in a lagoon. Oh, a lagoon. Yeah. So maybe you can kind of be up, but it's like, all right, like, you have to accept before they come on to land. Like, and you're kind of like going to maybe like get crazy on the sand right there.

How often have you thought? I was thinking of options today while I was coming up with stuff for this episode. So I was thinking about scenarios. It's like, okay. Would you be like, all right, I'm going to entertain this? He like knows the name of the mermaid. So Archibald comes up to the, no. Archibald.

And he's like a hot male on top. Her name needs to be like crystal. The human part of the mermaid gets to be whatever you want. Do I get to pick the color mermaid? Yeah, sure. Sure. Yes. Okay, then I'm in.

What color? Teal. I thought you were. Wait. Yeah, me too. Me too. I was like, damn, okay. What?

I thought you meant like, like, like there. He's like, what? Yeah, he's Korean and teal. Duh. My mermaid is Korean and teal. Hands down. And you know what? I'll do like Korean and black or Korean and white too.

That's cool with me. That's why I was like, do I get to pick the color? And I was like, yeah. Sure. Teal. And I was like, okay, okay. Korean and teal, awesome. Great.

I'm so into that. So smash. Yeah. Honestly, smash. Yeah. Oh no. You can figure it out. His eyes are wet again.

A smash, but here's the deal. They can't really breathe. on land for that long. I think they can. Yeah, they can. I don't make the rules. I think they can. Look. I feel like it might be a little awkward for them to come on land and then come on land. Nice.

You know what? It's just as awkward for us to be in the ocean with them. It's so true. Not me. I'm a natural born swimmer. Chance is just like. I'm like paddling. Doggy paddling.

Teal. Okay. So we've all agreed. Okay. Smash on mermaids. Smash. What color do you choose? I don't care.

I think that's sort of a standard teal feels like the common, like, mermaid. I would want mine to be like iridescent purple. Don't ever call my mermaid common again. I feel like it's always like the blue-green type of like. Iridescent. Iridescent. I'll go with more, okay, fine, more standard blue. You fool.

You fool. Or like pearl. Oh. White? The tail. She's like white and pearl. Black and pearl. Here we go.

That's not what I said, bitch. I hate this mermaid question. Pass on you two. Okay. You got anything else? I have so much. Are you kidding me? I feel like all of your things are just really nice things.

You're just like having a million dollars. It's like, yeah, smash. Yeah, smash. What do you want me to say? Okay. Okay, John Travolta. Is it direct? rector John Travolta with his beret?

Which John... That's the one? No. I'm gonna pass. No, it's not that, John. I'm actually passing any John Travolta. Yeah. Okay.

Is there a movie of John Travolta that you're gonna... Honestly, I watched Greece recently, and I got a big old ick. I'm not into it. I've always... Yeah, there's always like a bit of a silly vibe. There's something... I've never thought he was hot. Yeah.

Okay, I guess these... But in the 70s... people, that was it. Yeah, they were doing quailudes too. So, Shane, how much can I really? My God. They weren't in their right mind. That's how you get John Travolta.

Okay. Classical music. Oh, yeah, Smash. I love classical music. That is... Isn't that a Christmas song? No. Okay.

Sorry. And smash. Same. Okay, I guess mine aren't that good But that's okay No, I love I love classical music I've got one I've got one love

Violins Yeah A fennel sausage tagliatelli Yum delicious That sounds incredible I love fennel sausage Smash I just was gonna say

Any probably Italian style food I'm probably gonna say smash too Like I'll eat it Okay Okay A poop ravioli Okay Now what Shane are you

That is not a classic Italian dish. Diarrieia ravioli. It's Northern Italian. It's Northern Italian. Our one Northern Italian listeners like, what? She's like, what the hell? Okay. I'm sorry.

What the head? Shane. No. I liked it. Thank you. Someone who texts with a smiley face often. Like the... Not the emoji.

Just the smiley face? The dot dot side smile. I say smash. I think it's a little ironic. I'm saying smash. I don't care. Okay. You hate it? No, I hated it.

And then I realized that I was like being cynical. So I'm going to say, I hate it when people use it with like a, we need you on top of that. Thanks. Fair. It has to be in the right spot. Fair. Know what I'm saying? Yeah, I do know what you're saying.

Swallow that yawn. Sir, sir. I yawn sometimes also when I'm laughing hysterically. Sir, you better swallow that yawn. So I'm not getting enough oxygen to my brain. This episode of Smoshmouth is sponsored by Stitch Fix. Speaking of Stitch Fix, I've seen your fits lately. You've been looking great, Amanda.

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Okay. Yeah. A certain time, yeah, that's fair. But for the most part, like, I'm thinking about, like, water. Oh, no, no, no, no. Because some diners do, like, the crushed ice. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I love crushed ice.

I love my favorite, what's our favorite ice here? Sonic ice. Gigantic big cube. Oh, actually, big rock, big rock. Big rock. Clear. Clear cube is the best. Those are hard to make.

I can make them. What? I make regular ice, then I just go, I'm just kidding. Oh, smash. No, there's a type of device that you get. It's not that expensive or anything. You just have a nice...

It's got space kind of underneath. It's awesome. It's not as easy as just like, you know. I think I'm passing on crushed ice. Good. Same. Making out in the car. That's not even on my list.

That was improvised. Pass. And I'm the hornist when it's Mosh, but like the car, the seatbelt gets in the way, then the middle thing is getting in the way, then the back seat is not comfortable to lay down it. No, pass. I think it's a smash.

I think it's a smash. I think it's cute. I'd rather go up to your bedroom. Like, what are we doing in the car? What if you're parked at the beach? Then go sit on the beach. There's probably always a better location. Yeah.

It's like, why are you doing it there? You're in the place. You're like in transit. You're in the car and you're like, wow, the ocean looks really amazing. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh. Please don't tell me that you kiss like that. Okay, I'm joking.

Also, one of my pet peeves is being in transit in general. Is what? Just being in transit? Yeah, I don't like traveling to a thing. Actually, sometimes I do. Sometimes, like, driving to the beach is a fun experience because you're like, wow, I'm going to a cool thing. Being on a train is really cool.

Oh, well, trains are a different thing. That is the location. Yeah. I would rather be at the next place. Oh, so he doesn't like, the journey. He just wants to get to the destination. Did you know that it's not about the destination?

You know if you go out in the mountain and you look at all the peaks, the peaks are what it's about. It's not about the top of the mountain. It's about the journey. And Hathaway. Yeah. Smash.

What are we talking about here? Nice. The most gorgeous woman in Hollywood. It's just like, yeah, okay. Okay, then to me more. Once again. What is this? Once again.

Answer. You looked up list of hottest women and you're like, okay, smash your pass. It's like if I was like, smash your pass. George Clooney, Brad Pitt. I wouldn't. List of hot men. I would pass on Brad Pitt right now.

Yeah, no, that's fair. Okay. That's fair. Okay. But Demi Moore and Hathaway are not comparable to that. No, I know. They're hot. Can I see his dick first?

Did so much fit? Which ones? I just got a spit take in the room, everyone. Someone spit out their drink. And who's, who sick are you asking about? George Clooney. That was fully insane. I don't know if you guys heard it as well as I did.

I did. Straight up. That was so good. Oh my God. You caught someone off guard. Yeah, HR. Okay. I think George is probably going to keep it wrapped up until

Pass Okay pass Fine Okay Um random burgers What Random burgers? You're talking about a smash burger? No I don't mean random burgers

Random burgers Oh my god you were doing like This one's so random burgers They're all random What are you Okay so like random burgers You guys are going to be really random right now I was on set yesterday having a thousand people talk to me and me going like smash her.

Also, I'm so sorry. Qualifying burgers as the most random things. Okay, guys, I'm going to be really random right now. I hate you all. Burgers. You guys are dead to me. Okay, I'm sorry. Smash burgers, obviously.

Yeah, smash burgers. Okay, what? A thousand percent. Burgers are. I don't like burgers. Is there any pass burger? Like, no. No.

Yes. big sloppy nasty burgers that are like rare gross city yeah a big giant poop burger i guess i'm passing okay yeah if you categories it like that all burgers are you not a fan of burgers no what whoa do you like hot dogs yeah okay okay um no brunch no burgers there's no place you like a burger burgers like kind of effed me up i don't know years ago i had a burger with like blue cheese on it and i got just

for the rest of my life. I hate blue cheese on burgers. I do hate that. That's a past for me. I love a black and blue burger. That's a very different thing. It was a black and blue burger. Yeah, but don't have that.

I know, but I'm messed. I'm messed. Don't get that. Listen to this. I'm putting, I'm taking the beef. I'm doing it medium rare. Some blue cheese, a roogula and like a bacon jam

or an onion jam. See, I'm not into that. I'm not into that stuff. I'm into the classic burger. And a tomato, too. I think like a classic burger on a grill at a barbecue sounds like I would doable. But I'd rather have a chicken sandwich.

Okay. Like a fried chicken sandwich. Yeah, yeah. That's fair. Now we're talking. Yeah. You're going to watch this back. Okay.

I got one. Okay, great. Okay. You can tell it was me trying desperately to think of stuff for this. And I was on a different journey than you guys. Because I have a vampire, a mermaid. And then followed by that is a robot. And it's like, okay.

They build like full, like, how would you do it? They got a port. No, like if they build, if in the, if, okay, put yourself in an alternate scenario, right? Yeah, of course. Where it's like, all right, they built them. There's robots and they're walking around and they look like people and there's robots. They're like, yeah, and that robot. Shane, I'm going to tell you right now that's a future is now and is here.

Well, they're dancing at conventions. They're out. Well, they're dancing horribly. They are, and they're tripping and bawling. Did you see that robot doing thriller? Yeah, he fucked up and he tripped and he died. Wait, he did? He tripped and he died on stage and they carried him out.

And I'm like, yeah, the robots have failed. You're not going to beat us. They're going to remake him. I think I'm passing on the robots. Yeah, pass, pass. You're going to be scared of the robots. Yeah. What about you?

It's pretty scary. Yeah. Like Westworld. Yeah. That show messed me up. Yeah. Pass completely on all of them. They make West, like, okay.

Yeah, Smash or Pass. They make a Westworld type like amusement park where there's robots. And they're so human-like that you can't tell, but it's like you know they're robots. The ones that have sentience that get out and have free will, then yes. Oh. You need them to have full intelligence. I would hope. That's what I would hope of any creature that is giving consent.

Yes, I know. But like this is a, like, you want it to be a fully conscious, alive thing. As opposed to what? talking about like robots and it's not like a machine it's a let you guys go what's the difference if you can't tell does it matter okay that's a west world quote wow somebody has watched somebody remembered it because they wiped it clean from everything

not my did they yeah got removed from everything what yes they removed it off HBO and why again because it's cheaper fucking real cheaper for them to just no way that's a lie not kidding I watched Yeah, I love that show. That show was crazy. I think I'm a pass in general. Yeah, I'm a pass.

It's scary. So weird, one of the robots who got, who I guess got free or left, when I was at a Muay gym, she was there. And it was so bizarre for me. She was so nice, so gorgeous in person. And I was like, you're a robot. You're a robot. You're a robot.

Yeah. That was wild. And that was Barshon Lynch. One of my... You guys, my improv troupe in college. The one that you wrote that sketch with, that we read on Smoshmouth. Star studded.

It's like crazy. But one of the guys was writing and directing the last season of Westworld. Whoa! Out of seven people. The one with the guy from Breaking Bad? Do you remember? Aaron Paul.

It was West Humphrey. Remember the Westworld where Aaron Paul was in it? I think that was the last season. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, wow. In LA. Yeah. That was like downtown LA, right?

Yeah. That's, you directed those? And wrote some of them, yeah. That was epic. It was really cool. I never watched that season, but there's some fun ones. There's one where he's taking like a drug that makes you do different genres.

Cool. So they go through like different genres of movie? That was a really cool season. I wanted that drug. I know. That seemed really fun. It makes you like go film noir or like, yeah. It was also like wild how much they filmed downtown.

They must have shut down everything. Yeah. That's crazy. Yeah. Damn. Wow. Okay. Star-studded comedy troupe.

Oh, yeah. I have a Victor too. Okay, here we go. Aeroom carrots. Don't know what those are. Yeah, that's an absolute smash for me. Yeah, me too. Are they like the tiny cute little ones?

Just not anything but like there's purple carrots. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. White ones. I love purple carrots. Yeah. So smash? Smash. I love carrots. 100%. I love vegetables in general.

They're probably my favorite, like, category of food. Really? Dude, I'm obsessed with vegetables. Are there any that you would be a pass? I don't think so. Green beans for me. I love green beans. I really like all vegetables.

I love green beans. Yeah. There's not many. No. I can't think of many vegetables that I don't love. They put green beans on a plate and they're just like, this is what we have. And you're like, okay, they're like, they're garlicky. And you're like, I love that.

Oh, man. What's your favorite vegetable? Broccoli. Broccoli is really great. Broccoli is so good. Brussels sprouts can be killer. I was going to say, asparagus might be mine. Yeah, that's solid.

Or like a butternut squash. Is that out of it? Oh, yeah, squash is nice. Ooh, a spaghetti squash. Crazy. Fire. Bell peppers. You throw bell peppers on a grill.

That's incredible. Nauty, naughty. Squash rocks. Squash. I'm probably listing things. that are technically like someone was going to be like that's not technically a vegetable but you know what I mean it's the overall vibe of stuff um yeah man love them all okay truly carrots are there I love carrots okay this one's gonna upset some people okay little

Sally Walker what is that yes please show us okay so people listening he's he's dancing around the table he's skipping around in front of me she said hey chances dancing in front of me hey girl do you say this is Shane out of a strip club straight up and then I switch with you and then now I get up and I and I little Sally Walker walking down the street

she didn't know what to do so she stopped in front of me she said hey you can do any dance hey girl do your thing and switch we want you to get on the bride hey You have to switch. Oh, fine. I don't know.

I don't know how this goes. I'll switch with you. Okay. I'm checking my phone with me. Shit. So, smash your pass. So, um. We're in a new space.

I'm going to pass on that. You? What the hell? This was you when Chance was dancing around you. Yeah, you have never looked more uncomfortable. Could you tell immediately that I've never gone to like a strip clubber? anything that I'm just like you were like oh I know what we need to do with

you never been never went to Uvoo Jopi you've been to a strip cloud yeah like three times guys I am the coolest bitch you've ever met in your life that's cool yeah I just random burger random burger I would do anything this is such a random burger

this is a random burger I'm not strong enough for that I'm not strong enough for that. Random burner. Okay. Guys, in the next, whenever we have like another writer's meeting

or another episode of anything with any other cast, we should sneak it in. Okay, this is our secret. Okay, okay. We need to sneak random burger into things without being called out. Slip it in.

We can't call each other out because we're three aware. Oh, it just got chills. But imagine we're in board A-F with like Angela and like Spencer and you've got to be like, okay, so this is like such a random burger, but like, what if this is this?

Wait, we're gonna slip it in as like a phrase or slip it in as like an idea? Just the word, just the word. Just the word. As if we were like casually saying that. You gotta try to slip it by without like Angela or Trevor or someone being like, oh my God, that's a random burger. I would just say random burger.

I love that. That sucks. People are gonna think it's like an animated show or something. No, I think it's kind of like, like, you know, there's nothing burger, but I'm going to say random burger. Or like awkward turtle. Awkward turtle. This is very random burger.

This is kind of a random burger. burger, but yeah. That sucks. Ooh, that sucks. It hurts my teeth. It hurts my teeth. It hurts my teeth thinking about it. Okay, I'm going to try to do it.

All right, Redenberger. I'm going to try to, I was going to say get it off on Spanzer. I'm going to try to get a random burger off. Jesus Christ. Okay, I'm done with that. Do you want to swap back? How do you feel? Do you want to swap back?

I don't know. I'm looking over and I feel like the crew looks stressed. They do. Like, Celine is going. The crew is upset. They don't know how to handle this. We can switch if you want. They prepped all day.

The only way. The only way we have to switch back, though, is you have to do the stripper thing on me again. No. Ew, what the hell? I just like seeing Shane be like, Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. All right. Fine.

Little Sally Walker walking down the street. She didn't know what to do. I think I would be so awkward at a strip club. I'm so awkward when I go to shows. What kind of shows? I love going to shows, but I don't like when they're, like, doing a lot of audience shit. I'm not an interactive audience member. I want to

sit. If I go to a show of any kind, I want to sit and enjoy the show. Remember when we went to the pirate show forever ago with everybody? And they kept trying to get us involved and everything. That was really tough. You'd be like, no, no thanks. I don't want to be involved in the show. I don't really

I don't want to be brought up on stage. Yeah. Magic show, I'd be more inclined but still. Yeah. Because in a magic show, you get to be really like a stupid participant. You walk up and there and they just kind of hand things to you And you just not hold that I start out magicing the magician

You're like You like have a fireball in your hand They just look at you and be like no I'm not picking this guy They would be afraid of my aura They probably would be Oh my god this guy has the neat magical powers Being front row at a theater

Pass my god So being row at a theater sucks I don't hate it It depends I don't hate it They all look like Mega Mind I think I'm down. Especially because most theaters, you can't really see.

I think it's like really cool to be that close to the actors. Are we talking about like a play or a movie? I was thinking a play. No way. A play front row, sure. No way movie. Yeah. Movie, no way.

I was thinking movie. Movie, I'll go to Ro C and that's the farthest close. I'll get it. Oh, Ro C is even too close for me. It's just nice late at night. When I go, sometimes I go to the movies by myself. Oh. And I'll just think.

Yeah, that is nice. What's the optimal row? H. H's pretty good. G and H. I'm a G and H person. G and H. And I would say not exactly center, just a little off. So you're not stuck in the center

when the moot be's over. I'm okay sitting in the center. I sit pretty close to the center. G and H, though. I went and saw backrooms this past weekend. And I was G10. Pretty prime. And it was like there was not many seats available.

I was by myself for it And there was one seat right there in the middle of one of these rows Yeah Spooky one Oh yeah I like seeing movies by myself Do you like horror movies? I was gonna smash her past horror movies Now I know your answer

Smash smash smash Sleena hit us with another What about fidget toys? Depends I've never had a fidget toy But I definitely see advertisements for them And I think like that's pretty cool I'm smash on fidget toys

Yeah look at my hands right now Yeah all my rings that I'm playing with. I cannot stop. I'm always playing with my rings. I have a ring that is literally like a fidget toy. Yeah. Most of my rings are fidget toys.

I mean, the first couple episodes of this show, everyone was talking about how I was just constantly like. I was talking about it. Oh my God. One of your, okay, I have tea on you a little bit. It's not tea. It's just something that I clocked. So it's tea that he has by himself on you.

That's tea. Do you want it? Yes. You can't say that and be like, I don't want to hear this. And then I never know get to know. Okay, fuck. One of your acting things when you're starting to learn, do you know what I'm going to say? No.

One of your acting things when you're still learning lines is you'll hold a backpack that's not there. Funny. I clocked it in hospital and sitcom. And you will do this. So for hospital, I was holding a fake stethoscope. Oh, fake stethoscope. I love like, because I just need to do something with my hands. But it's over here.

Well, stethoscope, you're holding, when you're holding a stethoscope. That's so interesting. So I would have, but that is, that, that's, you'll hold fake things. For hospital, I would, I would definitely, like, do space work just to kind of. What else? What else? I think, like, but I, no, that, that is a real thing I was doing for hospital. Wow. Well, we're rehearsing is I would.

Did you ever have a stethoscope? Yeah, for that scene I had, I actually, when we finally did the scene, I had, like, other stuff in my hands. I had a clipboard and things, but I just knew that I was going to have stuff in my hands. So I was trying to like. Do you learn lines better when you are able to connect with the prop? I don't think so. But it's certainly probably to this day and over the course of auditioning and stuff, one of my biggest struggles is still, what do you do with your hands?

Auditions are so hard because you don't have props. But you're trying to like... It is so hard when you don't have props when you're auditioning. To this day, like people, for anyone who's aspiring to be an actor, acting classes talk so much about the emotions and all these things but when it comes down to an audition it's like what the fuck should I do for this space work

that it's talking about in this audition and it's like yeah but it's it never feels great for me at least I'm always or when it's like there's multiple characters in a scene for an audition you're like all right so this island's gonna be here that island's gonna be there yeah it's really really tough feels big on space work me too I will get up in that shit that is not there

I will open that shit and get things out and close it behind me and set it on the counter during an audition. Especially in an audition or like if you're thinking about like where are you in the space

no one is just like yeah so what can you look at or what can you see? And that's the thing that they like kind of when you go in there's nothing it's like a blank slate you have to like bring

because I learned early on that if I'm ever doing a character I'm way more grounded in a character if I have a prop. So like pretty much all my characters have props. Yeah.

Every single one of them. And I'm way more grounded in it. It helps a lot. Yeah, it helps a lot. Like Karen has a fucking purse. Oh yeah. Like even if it's just that. Sarah Christ has a cigarette.

I don't need to hold it, but I need to know that it's there so that I can find my way. The protest lady has her sign. Yes. Wow. Abigail bent. Interesting.

Yeah. Grub guys have so many things. Grip guys. They've got literally, they're gripping everything. And so literally, you feel like you are, you are literally protected. Yeah. But when you're in an audition, I think it's just like you've got to either do space where you've got to bring your, you've got to bring your props or something. Yeah.

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It only works for the boss Anyways I have one Birkenstocks You know? I smashed them I used to be a pass But I'm a smash now

It changed It changed I had to wear them Every episode of Goldbergs That I was on Because my character was like a Humpy as hell Now they were

Burkinstocks that were Previously like I don't know where they got them from They weren't new Birkenstocks Oh so they were already broken already broken in by another foot. So they didn't really fit properly. They did kind of suck.

But I do have Birkenstocks now that fit me perfectly. And I love that. Same. I love them. I have the clog kinds. They were a gift. The clog kinds. Yeah.

Kiana and Spencer got them for me. I have a, like the open, the open sandals. I have it like, that's like my outside. Me too. Walk. I love it so much.

So great. Very cool. Yeah, I love my burks. Yeah. Birkenstocks definitely. That's a great question. That's a great question Ankle socks

There you go Boom Smash I think I've been a pass lately I haven't been wearing them Wow No shows I'm pass on no shows too

No No pass hardcore I find them to be so annoying Okay Not like on someone else You don't like the feeling Yeah And I only like to wear ankle

If they're like these Seathru ones Got it But I usually wear like socks up to here Selina hit us with another cracking your joints smash nice

you know what I like to do oh shit what if spider webs came out no no oh my god not here I'll say smash it's satisfying but I'm not very good at it

is it weird that I want to taste Spider Man's web I you know I cannot be I cannot be more I cannot be surprised by you saying this well there's number one there's nothing coming out of Tom Holland that I wouldn't want to taste.

Oh, number two. Number two, why do I feel like it's a little bit sweet and a little bit salty? Jesus fucking Christ. Honestly, I think it would probably feel very weird on the tongue. It's a web. I'm going to try it anyway. Are you, um, you sound like, what's his name? Girl, I don't know you got to say a name.

Oh my God, you know who you see? I sound like, um, oh, God. What's his name? You know, you sound like, oh, my God. Oh, God. Oh, what's his name? We don't need to do with this. You know what?

He's from that show. He's from that show. I, um. Oh, here's one. Oh, no, go ahead. I was just going to say on the topic of Tom Holland, I was going to say, Tom Holland and if they ever break up, that'll, that'll ruin everybody's day. We'll pass everything.

It will suck. Actually, chance to be excited because then Tom will be available. True. you'll have your chance Chance chance And also Tom Holland Look I don't give much to astrology But they're also a Gemini Virgo couple

Are you a Virgo A couple? Courtney and I are a Gemini Virgo couple But we're flipped Why does that work? I'm the Virgo I'm the Virgo she's the Gemini Zendaya's the Virgo And Tom is the Gemina Yeah why does that work?

I don't know See I was told a long time ago That they ruled by Mercury I was told a long time ago that they don't work But then Courtney and I were like Fuck it You beat the odds I don't give a shit

I was told that a Libra and Aquarius worked really well together. That's what I have. So. Well, I don't care what any astrologer says because Tom and Zendaya are proof that Geminize and Virgo's work perfectly together. Say it louder for the people in the back. Smash or pass someone telling you they love a show and that you need to watch it. Oh, that's a absolute smash. I love when people recommend shows.

Smash. Okay. I love knowing that there's good shows and movies that I haven't seen. I'm also smashed. I'm like, yeah. I'm gonna say smash, but it depends on the person. Why? Because there are some people in my life where they're like,

oh my God, you have to watch a show and I'm like, I love telling people. You know what I mean? Yeah. There are some people who like love. I'm glad to know that that's not me because I told you to watch Widows Bay and then you watch it and it's the best. We love very similar thing.

It is the best show ever. You tell me to watch a show and truly I will get the subscription. Wow. Which is exactly what I did. I didn't even have Apple TV. And I got it and watched it and was obsessed with it. Wow. I trust you very much.

That is, damn. Yeah. Yeah. Now have chance to me. Chance is like, hey. I'd be like, no. You watch the show? I'd be like, fuck that.

But you know, you know how you have some people in your life that like, they love like. They have different tastes. Yeah. Like it feels very ABC family style shows and I. That's just not ever going to be me. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. You know?

Yeah. Well, like, either. will like recommend a movie and I'm like You're like Is this a silent film from Is this like a 60s French movie? Like he has incredible taste in movies It's just very hyper specific sometimes

And I'm like Am I down for this viewing experience? Yeah We are We are so out of it right now In a great way Smash your pass Anthony Don't you dare

I can't Smash. Smash, smash, smash. Well, you know, fans already knew. That's true. You know what? Anthony is a great guy. I'll smash it.

Oh, Jesus Christ. Oh, my God. And Anthony watches all of our content. He does watch every single. He actually watches every single thing. So he is going to watch this moment. We were talking about this earlier that Anthony will like, we'll be like working. We'll be doing a typical work day.

And he'll come up and he'll be like, I watch that episode of that thing. And that was incredible and blah, blah, blah. He truly watches all the stuff. Not only that, he'll talk about it. He's like, oh, I watch the cut for this thing that's not even out yet and stuff. Like, he's in a room where there's a million screens and he's like plugged in. He's plugged into the Smosh universe. I mean, that's such an amazing way to understand the company.

Like, you know exactly what's going on. Yeah. No, he's trying to be the all-knowing. I respect it. He's like, in Captain Marvel, there's a big computer that, like, runs their whole society. And he's like, mm-hmm. They also in, well, in Marvel, they also have The Watcher. Yes.

Who's truly just there watching everything. Yes, that's true. He's like, I can't interfere. I'm just watching. Okay, Marvel characters that you would smash. It's like, which ones wouldn't? Hulk? Yeah.

Oh, actually pass. Yeah. I mean, you're going to die, but it'd be funny. Yeah, yikes. You imagine? We found him 50 meters into the earth. Just throw me. It'd be kind of funny.

Iron man. Well, Tony Stark. Is he in the suit? Yes. Smash. Whoa. No, he's in his, like, basement working, tinkering away. Okay, sorry, he's just Tony Stark, billionaire playboy.

Philanthropist. Philanthropist. Come on now. So? Okay. You didn't answer. I said smash most of the Marvel universe. Wow.

Yeah, I agree. Yeah, it's like they're all, even if they're evil, they're hot. Like all of them. That's true. Vision is also very hot. He's not evil. Vision isn't evil, but. Didn't he have an evil moment?

Um, well, he's been like, uh, he's been. The white vision was barely him. Yeah. Paul Bettany. Okay, what about, uh, like, um, What about, okay, so there's like half fish people who are, I already said mermaids.

Yeah. There's, would you let me get to it? Okay. There's half horse people, which are centaurs. Cute. So what if there was like a half snake person? No. Oh, yeah.

I don't want like a rattlesnake back. I'm smashing. Really? You're saying almost kind of like a, like the shape of like a Medusa type. Like the bottom half. Yeah, yeah, yeah. There probably is a mythical term for that.

Yeah, there is. That's not a Gorgon, right? No, Gorgon has... That's specifically what that is. There is a name for it. Yeah, sure. Sure. Oh, like, okay, take it to another route.

Ursula from... Tenicles. Little mermaid. No, no, no. The reptile scales is good. The tentacles is not for me. Do you want to smash your pass, Ursula? Why are you laughing?

Bitch your one step removed from Ursula. Did that feel good? Did that feel good? Add that to the compilation of your fan. Did that clip feel good for you, Jan? Fine. I'll play the Seawitch. She's the best solo in the movie.

Yes, she's iconic. What are you talking about? Hey, I didn't never said if I was going to pass. And you guys are making fun of me for bringing out her name. No, I didn't. You're making fun of me for wanting a movie. smash your technical brains out. Hey, Chase, if you want to smash the Sea Witch,

that's fine. You can do that. Okay. Okay. I was asking you guys, though. That's crazy. That's cool. Okay, we weren't talking about me. Yeah, well, you're on the pod. Anyways, Seawich. Fuck.

Can you get it, I guess. Love it. Wide ruled paper. Wide ruled paper. I have to know what that means. Honestly, pass. I'll smash. Even though my face. Favorite is graph paper.

Ooh, very pretty. Graph papers. I love graph paper. Wide rule this hard because you have to like write. I feel like wide ruled was used for a cursive. I'm gonna pass on that. I'm passing as well. I'm thinking about graph paper and that's what I want.

What about receiving a voice note? I smash on that. I smash. I love receiving a voice note. I don't like that they disappear automatically. I don't know how to change that. That is true. You don't get to save those.

Same. I think it's like has to do with your storage or something. Is there a way to download them or like... You can press keep, but I don't know how long they stay for. Yeah, same. I like, I like voice notes, but if they are longer than like five minutes, it's going to be tough. Whoa, five minutes. Holy shit. Y'all don't know my family. Oh, my God. Oh, I've got like, I've got like 20 minute ones. Fuck no.

Jesus. Yeah. Just call. It's a time. have a phone call. I know, but different like time zones. I know, but you get just wait. How can someone talk for 20 minutes without a response?

Let me tell you. Holy shit. More than half the woman in my life. And me included sometimes. We could go off. That's true. I cannot. We could talk for 20 minutes of just like our day and the revelations that we had in that

one movie that we saw and the book we're reading in this long. conversation we had and oh my god did I tell you about blah blah blah. Damn. That's cool. I think that's really cool. Okay. Awesome. I feel exposed.

That's your fun. Random burger. Random. That's such a random burger, you know. You guys are so random. What is it? This was on the same notes as something else and I just deleted it all. You can go into recently deleted.

Yeah. You can get it back. Oh. Oh. The Kool-Aid man Pass a thousand percent Smash smash The way he smashes through walls

Yeah We're doing it What are you guys talking about I don't know how that works but imagine jumping into his Vase If I can have him be teal too That'd be nice You never see the Kool-Aid man

In different flavors He should be able to change his fleeper He should be able to change his flavor He really should Huh How about Jolly Green Giant. Oh, that's fun.

Let me see. Ronald McDonald. You know what's funny? I was thinking about him earlier to my list. Absolutely passed. That's a nightmare. Pass a thousand percent. But Hamburgler, Smash.

Oh, yeah, Hamburgerger for sure, smash. Grimmis. Pass. Adult Grimmis. What's Grimmis? What's Grimis is? I was like, I don't know how old Grimmis is. Adult Grimmis.

Hey, whoa No Hey, hey, hey, hey It's okay It's okay, you're okay No It's okay It's okay, you're okay

Okay, how about this The Monster House From Monster House I never saw Monster House You guys What are we doing here? I know, awful, we're awful people Look, we did our daddy's battle brackets

And I need to watch Some like Childhood movies from after I was a child because I didn't watch Despicable Me and people were mad about how we talked about Gru and I was like look I just don't know I just don't know anything about Gru so I'm judging him only off of trailers

and promotional material for Dispicable Me and I don't like what I see but if I watch the movie I will be swayed Probably not and he probably didn't have a hung smile Like was the term that he discovered But I need to see Monster House

I need to see There's a lot of movies I need to see that I'm like From the eras I missed so that I can understand for people who are younger than me. Do you like decoms or what? Oh yeah. No.

Okay. Oh, yeah. But a different era of them, I think maybe. No. Because they stopped making them after a certain point. But, but yeah. Oh, and then I guess we talked, I guess at some point in Daddy battle brackets,

we talked shit about Bob Belcher. But I love Bob Belcher. And I don't remember if I talk shit or no. Bob Belcher. He's Bob's burgers. Bob Berger. Oh, we're talking about a random burger. Oh, random burger.

But I love Bob Belcher. Belcher. Random Burger. Yeah, he's great. Whatever shit we talked, I'll retract. Did he talk shit? I don't remember.

I didn't get to watch the video yet as of right now. I watched the beginning part. But comments were like, don't slander Bob Belcher. And I was like, what did we say about Bob Belcher? I love Bob's burgers. But maybe I was saying, I don't think he's sexy. I don't think he was like daddy, daddy.

Yeah. Because Daddy's sexy. Yeah, but he is awesome. He's awesome. But like, he's like, and he talks like this, which is awesome. That's good. It's really good.

It's like, okay. All right, we're making burgers now. That's really good. The mom is from my favorite, like, back in the day, YouTube comedian. Oh, my God. Oh, my son. My son. They went to New York.

They moved to New York, and now they're gay. A mother's day? Oh, my God. I think pass on both of them. Whoa. Them as a couple is a smash. They're such a, like, lovely couple. Bob's burgers?

Yes, they're such a, it's such a, like, healthy family. dynamic. Yeah. They're like a very, it is genuinely such a great show. Because they're so weak. Hold it back. Smash or pass,

someone yawning while you're talking. Yawning in your face while you're talking about something so important. No, no. Smash your pass. Someone either just, okay, I have two options.

Someone yawning full to you or swallowing their yawn. Which one would you rather smash? Okay, so smash your pass, the navi. Oh. So you just did it. So you just completely ignored everything Amanda just said. So smash your past the Navi.

Yeah, the Navi. Yeah, I'd say smash. They're big, you guys. They're like, aren't they like nine feet tall or something? It's pretty crazy. Yeah, I'll give it a go. Pick me up. Good luck.

Good luck, honey. They're going to toss you around. I want to take their little ponytail and put it on my mouth. Okay. Jesus. Y'all didn't answer my yawn. I'd rather someone just yawn fully. Oh. It feels less insulting.

What the hell? Shane does this a lot. Because you tell me too. Go and don't. You're like, what was that? You can yawn fully. I just like to be on your ass about it, you know? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, for sure, for sure. Yay.

No, for sure. Any of the Muppets? Smash Mrs. Piggy. Smash Kermit. Smash Animal Smash Oscar Oscar the Grouch Smash

That's Sesame Street Oh shit Big Bird can get it Jesus Bird's a little too big from me Yeah Um No Miss Piggy for sure

Yeah I love Miss Piggy's awesome Snuffalofogus smash I would love to get a Muppet on Smosh That's like a dream guest. That's really doable. Anything.

Like, imagine board A.F. With a Muppet. That's so fun. I love that. That's a good pitch. Would we be ourselves or our puppets? We're ourselves. No, we're absolutely ourselves.

Because, like, that's how Muppets always are. Like, other people are, they show up. Yep. They're human. But imagine if you had, like, Miss Piggy there in the middle and, like, a few of us. And we're playing, oh. Werewolf? She's like, groom me.

Kermie. Kermie. Oh, Kermie. Oh, Kermie. That's pretty good. Oh, Kermie. Mrs. Piggy. That's not bad.

That's not bad. Somewhere over the rainbow. It's a rainbow connection. No, no, totally. Yeah, so you did a different thing. The rainbow connection. But that would be incredible. Oh, werewolf with a Muppet.

Okay. Dude. That's so random burger of us. I'm so down. It does physically hurt. It physically hurts. It was a good use of random. I won't lie.

Well, that was smash or pass. And you know, we never hit pass. Do it. We hit pass. No, but. Oh, we never actually hit the pass button. You have to say something that I'm passing on. Love that.

Nice. Good job. And that's a pass. And that's a pass. Chance, thanks so much for being here. Thank you, chance. What a wild day. No, think you guys.

There is no place that I would rather be than sandwich right between you. All right. Deciding if things are smashing, or passing, or being random burgers. Let us know what you guys would smash and if you agreed with all our takes.

Thank you for watching. And we'll be around. round.