Smosh Mouth - #152 - Can We Get Away With This?

Episode Date: July 13, 2026

Can Amanda, Shayne, and Tommy slip in these phrases without getting caught? Taking care of your health just got easier – start here with Zocdoc: https://zocdoc.com/SMOSHMOUTH #sponsored Shop now at https://Fabletics.com/smoshmouth to get 70- 80% off everything when you sign up as a new VIP.0:00 Intro5:17 Amanda’s phrases6:13 Tommy’s phrases6:49 Shayne’s phrases7:04 Promline!12:49 Sponsor! 14:02 More on Promline and reality tv33:21 Sponsor! 34:48 Khia Asylum, Traitors, and hairstyles52:36 2000’s music, books, and Boston1:13:35 Who won?SUBSCRIBE: https://smo.sh/Sub2SmoshCastWEAR OUR JOKES: https://smosh.com WHO YOU HEARShayne Topp // https://www.instagram.com/shaynetopp/Amanda Lehan-Canto // https://www.instagram.com/filmingamanda/Tommy Bowe // https://www.instagram.com/tomeybones/WHO YOU DON’T HEAR (usually)Director: Selina GarciaEditor: Andre GardereProducer: Amanda Lehan-Canto, Shayne Topp, Selina GarciaPodcasts Producer: Selina GarciaProduction Designer: Cassie VanceArt Director: Adrian Sheen, Erin Kuschner, Josie BellerbyAssistant Art Director: Courtney ChapmanProp Master: Abigail Schmidt, Bridgette Baron, Emilie AndersonStage Manager: Alex AguilarDirector of Audio: Scott NeffAudio Mixer: Matt TaylorAudio Utility: Dina RamliDirector of Photography: James Hull, Brennan IketaniVideographer: Eric Wann, James HullCamera Operator: Macy ArmstrongAssistant Director: Cameron MitchellExecutive Vice President of Production: Amanda BarnesDirector of Production: Alexcina FigueroaProduction Manager: Jonathan Hyon, Tyler M. KennedyProduction Coordinator: Oliver Wehlander, Zianne HooverProduction Assistant: Caroline SmithDirector of Post Production: Luke BakerDIT/Lead AE: Matt DuranDIT/AE: Beni KimuenePost Production Coordinator: Ariana MartinezDirector of IT: Tim BakerIT & Equipment Coordinator: Lopati Ho CheeSound Editor: Gareth HirdDirector of Design: Ness CardanoSenior Motion & Branding Designer: Christie HauckSenior Graphic Designer: Jay TaylorGraphic Designer: Monica RavitchDirector of Channel Operations: Lizzy JonesChannel Operations Manager: Audrey CarganillaChannel Operations Coordinator: Sabrina LiebermanDirector of Social Media: Erica NoboaSocial Media Associate Producer: Peter DitzlerSocial Media Manager: Kim WilbornSocial Media Coordinator: Margaux BernalesSocial Editor: Vida RobbinsMerchandising Manager: Mallory MyersBrand Partnership Manager: Chloe MaysBrand Partnerships Coordinating Producer: Liz KummerOperations Manager: Marshall A. PeaseOperations Coordinator: Sara FaltersackFinancial Operations Specialist: Natalie LewisTalent Coordinator: Danielle MosesPeople & Culture Manager: Katie FinkPeople & Culture Coordinator: Hannah MerrittCEO: Alessandra CataneseExecutive Producers: Anthony Padilla, Ian HecoxCCO: Cory MidgardenEVP of Programming & Development: Kiana ParkerProducer, Special Projects: Rachel CollisExecutive Coordinator: Katelyn HempsteadExecutive Assistant: Jackie ReillyOTHER SMOSHES:Smosh: https://smo.sh/Sub2SmoshSmosh Pit: https://smo.sh/Sub2SmoshPitSmosh Games: https://smo.sh/Sub2SmoshGamesSmosh Alike: https://bit.ly/SubToSmoshAlikeFOLLOW US:TikTok: https://smo.sh/TikTokInstagram: https://instagram.com/smoshFacebook: https://facebook.com/smosh

Hi, welcome to Smoshmouth. I'm Shane. And I'm Amanda. And this is our special guest, Tammy. You good? Tammy's here. I'm Tammy. Tammy's here, and when I look at you, I can see an arm. Thank you. You're welcome.

It's a gorgeous arm. Yes, it's a gorgeous arm. And I mean the mic. Tommy, I'm so glad you're here. Courtney was supposed to be here today, but her, she had a really upset stomach. To put it mildly. And you just recovered from an upset stomach. Guys, don't, hear me out, don't eat lettuce anymore. How about that?

How about everyone? Stop eating lettuce. Lettuce is crazy. It can make you so sick. You got to really like, when you're eating greens, you have to really wash it. Yeah. Because like when I'll get the like pre-washed, don't worry about it ones. And those have been fine forever.

But I got. I still, I still wash this again. It's fine until it's not fine. Until it's not. Now I'm like, guys. Don't do it. It was a crazy time. You were truly like dead for a couple days.

Well, yes, because the night before or the day before we filmed the prom line music video. Oh, yeah. And then we were out until 9.30 or something. And then I had an 8 a.m. call time the next day. So I didn't get to sleep much. So I was already so tired. And then I had a little silly lettuce. And that night it was like, it was like,

Baw! Baw! Baw! You know, you don't know your person's the one until they see. see you on the ground, nude, just dirty. All over the place. Right. And it's like, oh, okay, all right, let me get you a towel.

And you're like, I don't want to throw up again. Don't make me do it. No, and literally he's like, you need to drink water, so there's something to do. Oh. Anyway, I don't want to get too into the nasty for these people. Yeah. But, no, I'm alive. I'm alive.

You're alive. Still not perfect, but I am alive. That's a good partner right there. I'm glad you're here. Thanks. And today we are going to be playing Slip It In. Yes. For those unfamiliar, each of us is going to get five phrases that.

Selina wrote out 15 phrases. We're going to get five each. We're going to take turns. Two of us will step out. The other one will say to the cameras and for our audio listeners what their five phrases are. And then after that, we will then continue the podcast as normal. But you're trying to slip in your five phrases. Whoever gets the most phrases slipped in without getting caught, called out.

wins. Yes. So question here for me. Yeah. Teachers. What's up? If you think it's a phrase, are you going to go, that's a slip in phrase.

And do I immediately have to be like, yeah, you're right. You win. Yeah. If they call you out. If it's not, you go, what? Loser. Loser. Right.

Just a random thing I said. And then, like, give it a little bit of time. And then you can go, so that was I, I just slipped down. So you can, okay, so you can admit it later. Yeah, you like, let us know after a little bit of time. So it's just like the game. Yeah. Yes.

Have you guys noticed that Johnny Appleseed came in here after he cut down a tree and put this table here? Oh, they were like, we need a table and they said log. We're going to get a TikToker to come in and split that soon. Oh, the hot one? Could you imagine sitting here? There's like a lot of hot ones. There's like a new one every day. Yeah.

What are they called? Lumberjacks? Hackers. Hot wood chopper. Could you imagine we just sit here and we have to not react while this gets chopped? Sure. I wouldn't do it. It's a React video.

Try not to come. And it's this like buff guy chopping a log. And you're like, you're like, oh, those packs are huge. God. We talk about really cool things on this channel, and I'm very happy about it. Yeah, this is the channel where we talk about important things. Hey, nice shirt. Thank you.

It's the games one. And, hey, mine's a springline smosh shirt. Springline, smock dirt. And mine's a shirt I got at a thrift store, and then I saw comments saying that I think it's from like a dive bar on the East Coast. What is it called? Mr. Ducks. Uh. Let me ask my East Coast friends and family.

Do you guys know? Get your East Coast WhatsApp group together. Do you guys know Mr. Ducks? I don't know. So funny. Oh, God. They're hilarious over here on the East Coast. It's, um... Are you really Googling it right now?

Yeah, I am. It's, um, MD. What is that stand for? It's a doctor. M.D. Guys, what does MD stand for? Medical doctor? Maryland.

Maryland. Oh So it's on the coast of Maryland It's called Mr. Ducks Lively seasonal bar and Grill on the Water Woo, it's lively Shout out to them Well, I'm representing them

And I've never been there You should have gotten this shirt It just says local boy With an American flag Wait, that's me I'm not even kidding, that's you That's very cute That's me, local boy

Okay Yeah, yeah, it kind of fucks it up Yeah A little bit Because it's like we know you're Yeah, not that local Yeah Local to the biggest place.

The biggest place of the world. Being here. Well, should we get our five phrases? Let's get our five phrases out so I can start slipping it in. Amanda, we'll start with you, so Tommy and I all step out. Get out of here. Mind the log. Do you need help getting up?

What? And why would you say that? Nothing. And no reason. Here are my five phrases that I have to slip in. And I'm going to do it in this voice. First, we should get Vanessa Lachey on the show. I would never say that.

James, shut the door. Two, I would never let you babysit Cole. That is awful. Because honestly, I would let either of those dudes babysit Cole. What does it say about me? Three. Oops, I just farted, and it was nasty. That one's so good.

And you know what? I'm not even going to claim that it's just slipping in. Four, I love when you do an impression of me. This one I can do. This one's pretty good. Five, I have to say this three times. You're so corny. You're so corny.

You're so corny. It must be three times or it's not to slip it in. Selena, these are brilliant. These are so good. Okay, let's see if I can do it. Next up, Tommy. Hi, everybody. My five sentences.

First one is, I think I'm done making music. That'll hit. I've got, I might want to move back to Florida. Scary. Can I be Cole's grandfather? Very cute. Sorry. Can I say grandfather? Can I age? Can I be Cole's godfather? Then I have, I'd love to get cast on a reality TV show. And I'd shave my head before I have to go back to being a brunette. Ooh. Ooh. These are very intense. So we'll see if they believe me at all. These are my phrases. I'm the greatest of all time. Can I teach Cole how to do a Boston accent?

I measured myself this morning. I'm trying to finally read the Bible. I could play center. Okay. Okay, yes ma'am. All right. So now we continue. Now, Tommy, something we really did want to talk about is it's been out for a couple weeks now.

It's our first time to really talk about prom line. Yeah. Oh my God, let's talk about it. Yeah. It's so good. It's super exciting. I'm like, I'm like, check by, I'm like, yeah, no, it's been really good. It's pretty lugubrious.

What does that mean? Okay. Yeah, no, it's, it was really, really cool. The, it basically was just like, hey, we're going to, we want to do a music video. And I was like, oh, I don't know about that. And then they were like, no, we want to. And I was like, okay, then let's do it. And so we did it.

And it was, it was, I came up with a pitch deck. I gave them a pitch deck. They sent that off to a cool director and his DP. And then like we walk in. I'm like, oh, all the stuff that I kind of asked for is here. This is really cool. And we kind of, you know, found a new version in on the day there on set. It was really, really fun.

It was so much fun. I felt it was so cool because the director was really, really chill. And we got to be a part of all the shots. Like they would do it and then we would all watch it together. Yes. It was so fun to watch playback over and over. Yeah. It looked incredible.

Yeah. Promline is from summer games. From last year, summer games. Last year, promposal. So good. I think it'll be like a true year since that aired that this will air. And you, but you produced this song like months ago. Like, right?

Like you came with this version of the song, the recording track of it. Yes. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So it's like I made like a goofy little silly version. Yeah. that you all heard. And then a few months after that, maybe like four months after that,

Gabe reached out, I don't know if I can use his name, I probably, whatever, reached out and was like, I want to make this real. And we were like, LOL, okay, let's do it. And so we had his producer,

Mateus make a very, very cool, realized mega version of it. So good. And then we've been sitting on that for a while trying to figure out what are we going to do with this, when we're going to release it. And then now we're here.

And it's really, really cool. It's so, so safe. I loved being a part of it because it was just like, I never get to play, like, what would you call me? I'm not a robot. Kind of a robot. I'm kind of a robot. I'm kind of like a Sims character.

Yeah, exactly. I never get to play that. So, so fun. It was very fun. You being very blank. I was very blank. It was great. And the world was very imagined.

It was like pink and like 90s and the Apple, the, is it a Mac computer? The Mac computer, the I Mac. That worked, by the way. It turned on. heartbreaking debauching. Not anymore. Not anymore. Yeah, watching Angela just get out all of her rage was excellent.

Can I ask, do we know if another project is also out by this time? Yeah. I don't think if, I don't know if that's out yet. Oh, okay, okay. Because I think there's a, because we film that and we still have to film the rest of that as we're recording now. Well, we won't talk about that. You're so right. You're so right.

Well, hey, cool things are on the way. Yes. Ew, slip it in. That was such a slip. in. Not a Slip it in. Not a cool thing's on the way,

slip it in. Sorry, I was genuinely saying the way. The way he said it. It was too, Cool things are on the way. Cool things are on the way.

Puppies. What is going on? What are we doing? What are we doing? He was so good with that. Oh, dude. Yeah. But now that I've kind of,

I don't know, I feel like I did what I wanted to do with this and I feel like I'm like maybe done making music now. Forever? Yeah, I feel like I'm like done making music. No, no.

The world is going to be so sad. And I might be kind of, complete with it. You know? It's like you have an idea, you realize it and then you're like, you're solid. So I might be done.

I don't know. I'm thinking about it. I might be done. Making music. I'm having a heart. That's just something Tommy would never say. Really.

Really? Really? What are you doing? I'm slipping it in. God! Wait, does that count as us calling it out? Yes. Yes.

Yes. Yes. Yeah, you got me. I was like, you're done doing music. Dude, fuck yeah. I was like, no. You are so corny.

No, I just signed on to do music here a lot. You are so corny. You are so corny. You are so. I was like, how am I going to get to this sentence? You are so corny. Wow. That's crazy.

Yeah. You went for it pretty quickly and I respect it. You are so corny. Why are you repeating this back to me? You are so corny? Is that something you would say? You're trying to compound this? Are you trying to compound slip it in?

back on this? Trying to slip two in. If you guess, if you guess that it's slip it in and you're wrong, something bad's going to happen to you when you leave those. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. They've got Nickelodeon slime out there.

I'm going to bet that to slip it in. You're so corny. It is. Whoa. That sucks because I wish I saved it. Once I said it, I went, well, it's too late now. I had to say it three times. And I think that is why I was able to pick it because you went, you're so corny.

So corny. You're so corny. You're so corny. You're so corny. corny. I never say corny. And that's 100% why I know. My dad says corny and then he also says Harry. It's getting hairy up here. Oh, it's getting hairy out here.

Yeah. Do you ever heard that? Like peculiar? Like troublesome? Like, like, oof. Like if you're going high up in a mountain, it's getting hairy up here. Yeah, that seems normal. Like, whoa. Okay. Yeah. Okay. All right. Was that also a slip it in? No. Okay. No. That was just a dad fact. You're doing like a thing where it's like a quote. I'm doing a thing. Yeah, that's fine. This episode of Smoshmound. is sponsored by Zoc Doc. Do you remember when you used to have to call to schedule a doctor's

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head to Zocdoc.com slash smoshmouth to get started and check that appointment off your to-do list. That's ZOCD-O-C dot com slash smoshmouth. Back to the show. See, now I'm paranoid. This makes a paranoid episode. Well, for sure it does. Well, of course it does. But we just need to relax.

We have 50 minutes of just talking. Oh, no. You don't know that. You don't know how much time we have in this world. We can talk about whatever we want. We shouldn't get bogged down by the game. Not like the last time we played, You Laugh, you leave, where it's like,

hey, let's remember we can have a conversation. Fine. And not say a dirty joke every five minutes. You do an impression of me. Do an impression of her. Okay. Okay. I want to see this.

Because no one actually really does impressions of me. I feel like I do impressions of people all the time. Oh, and it's got that actor. Oh, what's his name? What's his name? Oh. Okay. Okay.

Yeah. I love when you do an impression of me because you, you already start off like this. You're already like, it's very Amanda pose. You already start off like this woman. That's got a little loose. Let me get a lot of eyes. It's Amanda.

It's like, I'm Amanda. I'm six foot. I could play center. Damn. I can't play basketball. Damn. Also, I slipped it in. What? What did you slip in?

I love when you do an impression. of me. And that's how you slam and dunk. I should have called it because you said nobody does an impression of me. And then you said, I love when you do an impression of me. I should have clocked that. But you didn't because you were so into your impression. Yeah, whatever, because I slipped it into. You're so into the shimmy.

What? Center. Yeah. What was it? What was it? I could play center. That was the phrase. But you, oh, but you made it about me. I was doing an impression of you saying I could play center. Look at two geniuses against each other. Yes.

Okay, this will be really challenging. What if all of my eye statements, this will be rather challenging. Well, he put it in an impression. So I guess we have to keep doing impressions. My was I could play center and I did that. Okay, someone asked me to do an impression. Tommy, okay, fine. We're going to get halfway through the podcast.

We're going to have burned through all the phrases. Yeah. Yeah, you're right. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. Oh, she's gone. What is your favorite part about doing a music video? I don't mean the filming of it, I mean, all of it.

What is your favorite part? Well, this is my first music video, so. So tell me your favorite part. So give me a damn break. So tell me a favorite part. What's up? Nothing. Nope.

What? I said give them a damn break. That is a shame thing. Okay, I say that. Give me a damn break. What was the question? What's your favorite thing about doing a music video? Anytime.

It could be writing the song, recording the song. Oh my God, writing the song is the most fun part, I think. Okay, okay. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Like, producing it, like, even though I didn't make, like, the big, cool, crazy version, like, you know, it's still my melody and, like, the bass line's the same. You know, it's like there's that kind of stuff. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Yeah, definitely the writing it was. Okay. It was really. You can't look down at your phone, at your slip-it-in. Yeah, of course again. Conversation. I'm just checking my messages. Writing it was really, George Washington is my spirit animal.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, no, it was really, really fun. Lots to do. Lots to do. But it's very, it was a blast. He said lots to do twice, and it made no sense. I was really glad I got to go be like an extra Yeah

And that was a that was really fun Okay that last to do is to slip it in 1,000% No Twice No I just wanted to spook you Gotcha I gotcha I gotcha

I didn't like that I will say the part that was really fun Like when I was like trying to Basically with this music video I didn't want it to be like a Tommy's dancing And singing to the camera thing Right Just because it didn't compute with what I wanted to do with this

but they do need that for coverage. So there were shots at the end of the day after I sweated my, okay, by the way, forehead's a different color than the rest of my body. If forehead was white. Because I couldn't stop sweating and I am pasty right now. And so it was just like, and I had bronzer on because I wanted to be tan like last year.

Yeah. And so I just had a pale forehead and a tan, I looked sick. You looked at us and you were like, did the bronzer wipe off? And we were like, yes. You're like, yes, it did. Your forehead is white. Yes, yep. It's it.

But I, so as of right now, I just saw a cut of it, and I was able to give some notes. I just have a few left I want to give. But the dancing, when you don't have choreography, and they go, I want you to dance for three minutes. Yeah. You mix some stuff up. Yeah, that's tough. Boy, does it look odd? I was watching it, and I was like, so I am cringing myself out at this right now.

Great. Right. But my friend told me, they were like. she was like, but you're committing your ass off to it. So, I mean, it kind of works because you're like, you're like, yeah, you're like giving it your all at least. And it was like, yeah, but like when I'm like, it's like kind of a lane from Seinfeld-fine.

I watched it and I was like, it was really, really good though. Because it felt like you were, you perfectly matched like a 2000s music movie where they were like trying to be cool and then like entering frame being like, huh. Yeah. Yeah, that's what I was going for. And meanwhile, the rest of us are at a. prom. And we were asked to dance too. And I'm, so I'm trying to figure that out myself. And it's, it's, you're just dancing for kind of like an hour straight. Yeah. We were all dancing for an

hour straight. While he blasted the song as loud as possible, it was awesome. I guess it was better that I was kind of a robot because I didn't need to conform to any of that. So as of, as of now, because I have not seen the music video as of recording this. Yes. Is still being compiled. Yeah. What was the story of, because it's you and Angela. Right. So the initial, so I'll kind of talk about the pitch as opposed to the music video, because right now there's some stuff up in the air. Sure.

But it was supposed to be, because I was like, okay, if you don't watch Smosh and you come across this, you're like, so what the fuck is this? Sure. Prom line. And so I wanted to like reset the like, okay, it's 2005 or some, you know, not right now. I didn't want it to be too obvious. I didn't want it to be a period piece. And it's prom.

And so I wanted Angela to be like, oh, man, I want a date for lesbian prom. And so I wanted her to Google, like, how to get a date for prom, parentheses, lesbian. And then the result would come up, or rather, ask Jeeves would be better. And then the result comes up. And then it's like, get a date for prom now, parentheses lesbian. And she clicks on it. It downloads a virus. It opens.

It's me. I pop out. I slap the computer. It starts up, it boots up a character creator. Amanda pops up as like a blank person. We customize her. I make her stupid. She pops out and she's like a simple like Sims like soulless thing.

I'm a simple girl. Yeah, a little soulless. They go to a dress shop. The guy at the dress shop is like, oh, let me, you know, hello. And I don't go with them. I like send them on their way. And then when they get the dress, the guy, turn, it was supposed to be, oh my God, Amanda gets the dress, we gotta go, it's prom, they leave,

and then the dress store guy watches them leave and then turns into me. And then you go, wait, what? Why did he turn into him? And then they show up at the prom, and then everyone's dancing at the prom, and then people are starting to glitch out. I wanted two amanda's. I wanted you, I wanted blank Amanda to come in, and then the other Amanda to be there and be like, is that supposed to be me?

Yeah, yes, I love that. And then people start, like, glitches. a little bit and then the two go to kiss and then Amanda turns into me and then Angela's like and then everyone else I wanted a sinners type shot where they move through the dance

and then people start turning into me as it goes and then I wanted Angela to be like backing up against a wall while there's like 40 of me and then she leaves and she comes home and she bashes the computer we got a lot of that stuff in but we were definitely unable to do any of the cool shots

where there's a bunch of us, a bunch of me So we kind of had two people turn into me and then one final like, oh, like he's going to get me kind of shot. So it's like we lost a little bit of what I was going for with our restraints. But I'm trying my best right now to like kind of sprinkle in some other stuff. But in your pitch, it's kind of like Angela thinks the prom is happening with this me. Well, no, a prom is happening. A promise happening, but it's not with me. Well, the initial idea is, was she sees you in a yearbook, and she draws a heart around you and then makes you on the computer.

But it's actually the virus. Right, exactly. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So the problem is happening, but it's actually the virus. Right. Or the virus is like taking over the virus. Oh, and then at the end the mom comes in and it's me.

Which, we need to get that VO today. Oh. Let's do it. Let's do it. Done. Great. So anyway, that's what it was. That's incredible.

And do you think I slipped anything in? You probably did. Oh, my God. I was focused on something else. Yeah, sorry that we're good friends and were good listeners. What would you slip in? I don't know. What do you think?

I have no idea. Wait. Selena made it easy on you and she gave you a lesbian wrong. Oh, what if that was the slip it in? What if it was, what if Selena said, hey, slurp loudly? I did not slip anything in. Very nice. I was going to say, I don't think you did because everything you said sounded like something that you were.

I just wanted to send you in the space. A lot of. A lot of work, a lot of work. We have a lot of work to do. We have a lot of work to do. I hate that you said. We have a lot of work to do. Lots to do.

Lots to do. Lots to do. There's lots to do. Lots to do. Lots to do. I think it's so cool because I remember before that summer games last year. Courtney wrote her whole song as well. I'm very impressed by people who write music who have like that come to their head because I don't.

Like I'm just not. I'm not a musically inclined person. But we have so many. on our cast. I'm always just very impressed by it. I mean, it's, it's fucking tearing up my heart. Like,

it's literally, I truly just went, okay, I've got two days to come up with a promposal where I'm a hacker. It's 2005. So good. It's a promposal.

I was like, I don't know. And so I was like, okay, prom line. So good. And we were talking that we were in sync, honies,

and not Backstreet Boys. Yes. Well, I liked Backstreet Boys, but Insink was my number one. And I think people a little bit old. older than me were like Backstreet Boys is the shit. Yes, my older cousin loved Backstreet Boys.

She was like four or five years older than me. Because they were the OG, right? Weren't they just like a year or two before? New Kids on the Block, I feel like were the OG. Well, New Kids on the Block was way earlier, but Backstreet Boys. New Kids on the Block was like super bonkers, bananas, cool guys. Yeah. Yeah.

Okay. You can't make direct eye contact with a smirk after you say it. There's no way it could have been the New Kids on the Block line because I brought that up. No, but he's saying super bonkers, bananas, boys. Not to slip it in. I'm going to say not to slip it in. Oh, it's not. You're dumb.

That's something you would say. The things I have to say today, I must get you confused first. He has to prime us. I have to prime you. And meanwhile, I could play center. Yeah. Like, that's, that was an easy one for me, you know? On that note, I've been saying bonkers a lot for a while.

Barkers is good. Bunkers is a great word. Bonkers. I'm not the biggest fan of it. Okay. That's fine. It's mine. Bokers?

You don't have to say it. I think Bonkers is cringy. I'm allowed to. I think anyone that goes, that's bonkers. I'm like, ugh. What are you talking about? Cringy.

Oh, so you've been cringing it made this entire time? Do you use the word cringe? Sometimes. It's not a slip in. You use it as a verb. It's like some. Bonkers is something like, oh, you'll say I cringe at that.

Like Nick and Vanessa Lachetet would say. say or something. Like, okay, this reunion is bonkers. No, they wouldn't. Yeah, they would. They would not. We should have Vanessa Lichet on the show so she can say it. I really am genuinely down to have her on. Okay, we would have to, we need to get like a metal detector for Amanda to walk through

before we have Vanessa Lacheyer. I won't. I won't hurt her with that. I'd hurt her with my bare fists. Okay. Okay. All right. No, I'm not going to hurt her violently, but we should have Vanessa Lichet on the show so that we could just, we could just clear the air. Yeah. Okay. Sorry, this is like when you're out of dinner and there's a really big bouquet. And I'm like, I'm like, yeah.

These arms. You know what? I've never just looked at this one eye of yours and it's really awesome. Hey. By the way, I slipped it in, so. What is Vanessa Lichet part of your slip it in? Yes. Bitches.

It was. We should get Vanessa Lechay on the show. We've literally Okay. I didn't create it, guys. Selena did. It's good. It's good.

Yours are like things you would say, right? So your slips and ins are things you would say. You're so corny. You're so corny. You're so corny. Lots to do. Lots to do. Lots to do.

Lots to do. Yours are, yeah, mine are all roasts on mine. It's like I could play. Like Selena wrote I could play center because she knew that'd be funny coming out of my mouth. but yet you used an impression. I used it for you because it makes more sense. Yeah, it was the only way I was going to, because if I said I could play center,

but for real. You'd be like, shut up, dumbass. I would never say that. But for real. You literally called me a dumbass. Yes, but that was when I meant it. Like, now I don't feel that you're a dumbass today. Right now.

You're not giving dove ass today. No, you're not. I'm feeling pretty smart today. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. That's bonkers. That's bonkers.

But I really mean it. I would love Vanessa Lechet on the show just to like see what would happen. Okay. Yeah. Okay. Cool. What's, what, and that's love is blind, right? Yes.

Yes. I mean, besides love shows. That's Nick Lachet, 98 degrees. Which nobody listened to 98 degrees. I listened to two songs of theirs. That's maybe all they had. But it wasn't my, it was not my favorite. Have we had an American?

No, this I promise you is in sync. Yeah. Yeah. I do. Okay. Couldn't tell you what that is. Couldn't tell you. They didn't really have a lot of great songs,

but I did watch him. and Jessica Simpson well sure yeah sure tuna's what was the reality show

the newlyweds the newlyweds that was chicken of the sea do you remember that and she she consistently like farted a lot

and he'd be like well Jessica yeah no it was like that's awesome the talk of the entire year was when she had the

chicken of the sea and she's like is it chicken or is it fish that was that was a big viral thing and she was genuinely

blown away and that was like all people talked about for like a year year that was all I brought it up a lot, but like, I think back on how a thing would happen on television back in

2006. And it'd be the only thing. And that would be like, that's what we talk about that year. Well, there was so less media. There's so much less. There was so less media. And also, like, then everyone was in on it. Like, I'm, I'm so sad that we record this show. And if it's, like, coming out in a few weeks, it's like, oh, like, I'm watching Love Island. I can't really talk about it because by the time this airs, it'll be so, it'll be like, that's, we're on to, like, A million new things. So now we have just Jessica Simpson being like, oops, I just farted and it was nasty.

And Nick Lechay is just like... What is Selena for one of your slip-it-ins was, Oops, I just farted and it's nasty. That would be crazy. Yeah. Is it? Yes. Because I go, it is.

Oops, I just farted. And it was nasty. Did Jessica Simpson actually fart on the show? She would literally poop and Nick would be like, Like Jessica, Jesus. That was like a big thing. She'd be like, you love my stinky butt, don't you? Oh my God.

I'm not even making that up. That was like a thing. God. What? You love my stinky smelly butt. It was just them being newly married. I don't know. But if I said as me, oops, I just farted and it was nasty, would you guys believe it?

If you did it with a little voice kind of like you did, like I believe it. You're a mom now. I feel like you're a mom now. I don't think you're a mom now so you shit your pants. No. No. I just mean like. I just feel like parents get used to like, you know, you're dealing with shit all the time.

So like you're desensitized to it. I will say Cole now does like kind of monster farts. Fuck yeah. Oh, he does. And they're like, and I'm like. And I'm like, and I go, did you just fart? And he goes, hmm. I know.

Can I be his godfather? Can I be Cole's godfather? I would never let you babysit Cole. Okay. Okay. That's too bad. That's too bad. Wow.

Damn. That actually. Oh. Wait. No, that's a slip-it-in. That's a slip-it-in. Yeah. What you just said?

Yeah, I would, of course, let you babysit-co. How many do you have left? That was also a slip-it-in. Selina wrote that, and I go, that's so sad. I actually would totally let you or Tommy babysit Cole 100%. It'll happen sometime. So wait. You don't want to be his cop-off.

I will be. I would be, and I will be. But that is a... So we're using Cole to slip it in. That's right. Real quick, I'd like to get back to the topic of reality TV shows. This pillow is hollow. I don't know if guests have talked about this yet.

They have not. These are like knit pillow. So I need to put my full fist in. High fist. Fist of the pillow. I need to put my full fist in this pillow. No, but like, oh yeah. It's like hollow.

It's just knit. It's just like a knit. I think the pillow does not enjoy that you are doing that. Whoa. Pretty cool. It's just like a mom. You can just get right. in there.

What? Jesus Christ. I know that's not slip it in because Selena could not write something that demented. Selena has a conscience. You are bankers. Okay, how about this? You are bankers.

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Amanda, how many phrases do you have left? I figure you're gonna say how many times just cold fart a day. And I was going to say a lot. You're burning through them. Yeah, you're burning. Well, I love to twerk.

Come on. Listen, Selena just slacked that and I thought, She goes, she goes, you're done, but this one's extra. How much time? How long have you been recording for? It's been 35 minutes. We're literally halfway through and you're out of your phrases.

When I played slip it in, I get overwhelmed that I have them. The whole time I would literally be like, when chimes on Etsy? I would just say them all the time. Well, sure. So I'm done. All right, you're done. I can be free. I don't care.

Now you can just kind of catch us. Okay. And I was having a conversation. Genuinely, genuinely, it'd be fun to babysit, Cole. Yeah. How does that make you feel? Would you be scared? No.

I babysat a young boy before. So as long as I tell you what to do and you're like, but I have no issues if you're like, hey, this happened. What do I do? I would. Sure. But I think you would be great at babysitting. Actually, I'm extremely paranoid when it comes to like kids and so. I'm like, I don't want to.

I've seen you hold him and play with him. You'd be absolutely fine. And you too. Cool. But he was so little. I know. was little mister. Now he's big mister that comes all over you.

Yes. I actually would like to come over this weekend. Would love that. And I would love that. Yeah, I mean, can I teach him karate? Of course. Cool. Yes, please.

What's up? You want to teach him karate? Can I teach him karate? That's a reasonable ask. That's such a slip-in. It's crazy. Not a slip-it-in is what's funny. Is it?

It's not a slip-it in. So you can't lie. So you can't lie. It's not a... The rule is you can't lie. Salina, is it to slip it in? No. It's not a slip it in.

I was asking genuinely, can I teach him karate? Okay. Kia. Yes, you can teach him karate. Okay, great. Kia. Oh, do you know about the Kia Asylum? Keya asylum?

The Kia Asylum. Can I teach you about the Kia Asylum? What is that? The internet lore of the Kia asylum? No, what is that? It's saying people buy a Kia? So when a pops... This is great.

I'm glad I finally get to introduce you to something. Yay! Amanda doesn't know! Okay. So the Kia Asylum is a not real thing. It's an idea of like, if you're like a female pop star artist and you're not quite hit in popularity and you're kind of in this like,

like Charlie XX was in the Kia Asylum for a long time. Does she know that she's in it? The girls usually know they're in the Kia Asylum. And she got out of the key asylum with Brat, but now she's trying new experimental stuff as she used to do. Yeah, Wuthering Heights. going back into the Kia Asylum.

And so the Kia Asylum is called the Kia Asylum because of Kia, the singer of, is she not, is it not my neck, my back? I think that's Kia. My neck. It might be. Yes, it is. But her name is pronounced Kaya, which is perfect because you're so unpopular that they don't know how to pronounce your name. This is the internet. I'm not being rude.

This is the internet. This is what the internet says. This is wild. So the Kia Asylum is like a place where you as a either upcoming or like trying for a long time pop star live until you hit some kind of mainstream thing. I thought it was going to be. I just wanted to explain it. That's kind of incredible in a really bad way. Yes.

But also like who else is in there? Well, probably tons of people. Zara Larson was for a while. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Is, well, what's her name? White, she always wraps. I hate them. Iggyzalia?

Yes. No, Iggyzalia's shipped away. She's been shipped in a container somewhere else. Yeah, and you know the thiamox, Tyamox, they're going to go out of the biomoomarks. You know that? Oh. You know about that? I was listening to it recently.

No, what is it? It's so good. Who is it? It's her at a live event. She starts freestyling, and she does that. And it's like, all right. Vocal to another one to my train. Poop, poop, pop, pap!

It's so, she just, she's talking so fast and so loud that there aren't words anymore. Oh, I love it. And because if you're at the concert, you're just like, yeah. So the audience is like, woo. But if you listen to it, it's just like, excuse me? Do you think as she was doing that, she was like, I'm the greatest of all time? 100%. Like the confidence that she does that she's going like, tie a mocks, tie a mocks.

Yeah. And look, it's kind of catchy. Is she saying tire marks? Tire marks. Tire marks, tire marks, tire marks, how good about the biomarks, put the one of my train. Pooh-poop-p-poop-p-p-pap. Papp smear, pat-papsphere.

Pappsmear. She was something about this and says that she wasn't actually trying to freestyle. She was trying to wrap a Kendrick Lamar song and failing. Oh, that's even worse. I can't even recognize it because of that. No one can. Wow. Wow.

God damn. With what, Iggyzalia? I'm the greatest of all time. Why would you get that phrase? Seriously? Salinas were just like, I could play center. I'm the greatest of all time. I'm like, I have to say things that nobody's going to believe.

Mine's like, I fart and it's nasty. Yeah. No, mine are all like really positive things about myself. I love that. That's beautiful. Which Selena obviously took as, this will be really hard for you to say that you believe. Kia Asylum, wow. I am now introduced to a whole new one and I want to look it up.

I thought it was going to be that they are like, their songs are used in Kia commercials. Oh, yeah. Like that's where they're stuck. Could you imagine my neck, my back, and IKEA commercial? What I can't on here is whenever people talk about like, oh, this music sounds like Target commercial music. Yeah. Or like old Navy commercial music.

And I'm like, oh, damn. So when I hear songs, I'm like, yeah, that does suck. This is that, which I sometimes really like. Yeah. But, you know, you know who I'm coming around to? And I was kind of like not sure. But now lately I'm like, this music rocks is,

Pink Panther's. Oh. Am I'm a moomy, moo, me, mo, me, mo. That's my pink panthers. She's this British pop star, and it's just like, I don't know, it's got like a vibe to it. And at first I was kind of like, I'm not into it, but

that she has this new music video, well, by the time this air is not that new, that girl like me. And it's like very like 2005. Yes, no, she's, and for some reason, it clicked. And I was just like, you know what, I dig her vibe now. 100%. I'm in.

And also, she's, she's, and also, she's got that red carpet interview where someone comes up to her and they're like, you're looking incredible tonight? She just goes, bah. Yeah. It's so good.

I say that all the time. I love that. I love that. Yeah. I think I probably know whatever song. She sounds familiar. We can't sing it here. I know.

The vibe is like, I'm sitting on the bus. I'm a 14 year old girl with my tomogachi and I'm bopping my head with my. Oh, hell. Accurate. You know? It's like a cool vibe. But you're like, yeah.

Yeah. Popular girl. But like, I love that. Definitely. Definitely. Okay, I'd love to talk about reality TV shows a little bit. I'm so down.

I love to talk about reality TV. I don't watch a ton of it. I'm only watching Love Island as of right now. By the time this airs, that'll have been going for weeks. Probably, it's gotten insane, maybe it's gotten not. I love having one reality show that I watch where I'm like, I'm not thinking. And it's just this. I'm just, because otherwise I, you know, the shows I'm watching.

I feel like I get trapped. Like, it feels never ending and never. Yeah, it can be rough. Enough if it's really, really messy than I'm in. But, okay, if you were to be cast in a reality TV show, obviously we can't do the loved ones. What reality TV show would you like to be casting? Because I'd love to be cast in a reality TV show.

Traders. I think that'd be really cool. Traders. Traders. Traders would be fun for me too, yeah. What else? What's the other? I love thinking about who on the cast would do best at what reality shows. Yeah, because I wouldn't be good at Survivor. I slipped it in. Fuck! Fuck!

I'd love to be cast. on a reality TV show? Yeah, I was like, why did I go down that road? Would I really? I literally was like, wow, Tommy really wants to talk about reality TV show. This isn't fair because as a host of a podcast, how else would I say it? How else would I say it? Honestly, you might be okay at Survivor.

No. So the part that you forget is that you have to do physical things. There are plenty of people who can't do physical things. My heart's the size of an acorn. That's a lot. Honey, that is not true. I think you'd do pretty well at traders I think I do okay at traders

I think you would I think I think you would struggle if you were like telling so many lies every single day I think that would be hard you like there's there's two layers to the question because there's would you be good on traders as and specifically a traitor or a faithful which would you be good at

and I don't know I think I'd I'm honestly not sure because once you get in and you're in the production and it's so drawn out and it's going days and you're meeting all these people. I think it'd be fun to be a traitor. See, I, I'm always pissed when I'm watching traitors when people get so like, I can't believe you do this to me. I'm like, you guys all signed up for this game. Like, it's so much fun. Like, I would get heated, but I also like love it. And my, I think why I would love to be a traitor. I would love to be a traitor and then get caught at eventually. like later on because you get to give that speech. Oh, the speech is so good. And nobody did it better than like Boston Rob

where it's just like you can tell that he's in it for the love of the game to be like, to be like, guys, I've told you from the beginning that I was a faithful. And all I can say is, I was lying. And everyone's just like, whoa! I'm a traitor to the end.

I loved Bob the Drag Queens one. Oh. I swear to, I told you, I swear to God that I am not a traitor. And then at the end of being like, but I don't believe in God. So, and then, like, walk the box out. Bob the Drag Queen and Boston Rob both understood that they're like,

we are here to entertain people. Yes. And they crushed that. Some people, man, they go, they're like, it's just crazy that you guys all came for me. And I, like I said from the beginning, I'm a faithful. It's like, okay. Yeah.

Go now. Go now. Do you want to keep the pillow? I'll be keeping this pillow. Okay, great. I mean, like, have a few. It's so very clearly hollow that you simply must get in there. Okay, so that's not what I, that's not what I meant by have a feel, but is it not incredible?

Okay. What time is it? What time is it? It's five o'clock time and I'm gonna go crazy. This is my music video. It's five o'clock time and I'm gonna go through an extra slip it in or are you just saying insane shit now? It starts off at Smoshmouth and I'm like, that's so crazy. Man, I wish I knew what time, I wish I could have a drink.

drink. It's five o'clock somewhere and I wish I could have a drink and it's like boom boom boom okay next music video next music video it's five o'clock time and he put a ring on it yeah oh boy the pottery barn version of Mega Man not a slip it in by the way that just yeah that's just in my brain can I have slip it out um any hole works Jesus. Nobody liked that. Nobody liked that. So this mic is very low for me, but I'm gonna, I'm hoping. You're making it work. It's like cuddling you.

You're figuring it out. That's okay. I'm your guest. I do the whole pot like this. Yeah. No, yeah, it's been good to start my projects. I'm really into creative work. We have the girl from the ring here. She said she's working on some projects. She doesn't make that noise.

Yeah, she doesn't. Oh, she doesn't? She doesn't really make a noise. So I watched the ring once and I'll never watch. it again. Okay. That's kind of me too. Yeah. But I watched all the scary movies, which crazy, scary movie is coming back. Yeah. Yeah. There you go. I heard, my friend went

to see it and she was like, it was what you'd expect. Oh, no. Not great, but funny here and there in a blast. It's like, okay, great. That's the slot it's supposed to be. I have too many, like, legitimate scary movies I need to watch. I'm behind. I need to watch Obsession still. Same.

I need to watch Hocom. So good. I watched, I went to, and I saw backrooms alone in theaters and that was really fun. Yeah. But I'm obsessed with backrooms. Yeah. Love that shit. Would anyone dyed their hair a different color?

Would anyone dyed their hair? Would anyone dye their hair a different color? You said, would anyone dyed their hair a different color? Are you just diving right into your? So died is like already happened, but you asked the question as present. Would anyone died their hair? No, because I re-opted my blonde, you see. By the way, I saw that and I thought it was really good and I didn't say anything.

Are you letting get away with that? slip it in. I did not slip it in. Wow, you just really... Here's the thing. I think that was just Tommy's brain. I think that's true. I puked and shot for two days straight.

Give me a break. Didn't you believe it? You're truly recovering. Okay, I actually do have a list of colors for my hair that I want to dye. Oh my God, incredible, please. Have you ever dyed your hair? Never. It would be crazy.

Virgin hair. If you had like platinum blonde hair, I don't know what that would be. So I really wanted to do... platinum, but everyone has scared the shit out of me saying it completely ruins your hair. Yes, but do it. So, I want to do it. I want to do it. I want to do platinum, and I really want to do lavender.

Like a pale purple. That'd be really cool. Do that first. I think you still have to bleach it. You're going to see what you look like blonde before you do the lavender anyway. So you can kind of make a decision on the day. I mean, your hair person's going to have to buy all the materials, so it's like don't, you know what I mean. I want to bleak.

I also would really love to do like a red. The red would be like a smoky red, not like a, bop, be bop, bop, bim, b, b, b, b, b, b, b, b, yeah. Not like a pig. Yeah. Not like a, is that? Like a clown. Yeah, yeah.

Not like a pippy longstocking. Whoa, old reference. It'd be really funny. If you had bright purple hair, like lavender purple hair. Like lavender. Like it almost looks like it's white, but it's not. People would think you're online, but you're not. Yeah, Mrs. Lib over here.

Who the fuck is that? Who is that? No, that isn't anyone. Mrs. Lib. Like Lib, like liberal. So why is he laughing so hard? I just think it's funny. That was funny.

Mrs. Lib is not on Google. I couldn't find her. It's not a real person. I'm just so online, but I don't know anything about anime or video games, but my hair is purple. But it's not bright purple. It's not tinky-winky.

It's gorgeous, lavish. Whoa, okay. So that's kind of what I want. I feel like that would look really sick. I think it would look great. I really think it would look insane. Yeah. And I feel like you've gotten to see

with red hair when you've done Team Rocket. Yeah, and it does look good on you. It does compliment. Yeah, I liked that. Pretty cool. And that's like an intense red. It's just tough when you're an actor because then you're like auditions and stuff.

Yeah. Like, well, yeah, that's why I redid my blonde. Your blonde is very nice. I took my head shots in blonde, and so I'm like, I guess I'm blonde now. I think, though, I would rather shave my head than be Burnett again, though. Really?

I don't think Burnett works for you, even though you were born with it. Damn. Yeah, yeah, what? Well, the blonde brings out your brown eyes. Does it really? Yes. Oh, that's beautiful. Yeah.

Yeah. I do think I need a tanned. I slipped it in. Ah! Which part? You're so good at this. Which part? Shave my head before I go Burnett.

I was like, damn, you're going to shave your head. No. I am too invested in this conversation. That conversation perfectly went there, though. Well, I planted my feed. And I'll wait it for my crops to grow. Get your seed out of our fat. You guys have like, oh, I shaved my head and stuff.

Like, meanwhile, mine are like, I can play center. Yeah, I can play center. I measured myself this morning. Selina's right there. I'd have to shave my head before I go back to being a brunette. That's hard. That's not that hard. But I believed it.

And then I said something real. And you were like, oh, shit, out. No, I meant it. No, I mean, like, I look back and I do, like, genuinely back to the reality. I, um, back the reality. I, um, sorry. I'm doing okay. I think you wanted it to be good.

Astrid, robot voice, back to reality. Slip it in. Because that's what Eminem says, right? Back to reality. Yeah, that's from me yourself. I could not stand his voice growing up. Oh, Shady. I loved it.

The real slim, Shady, please stand up. By the way, I slipped it in a while back. When? It was a little unfair, but I still slipped it in. I said the phrase out. loud, which is I measured myself this morning. I didn't hear it. Oh, you used the Selena.

I was like, Selena gave me pitches like this and this, and I just was honest. So you cheated. How was I going to say I measured myself this morning? So what's crazy about that? When I read that, I was like, what? So you cheated. Yeah, so you do the Tommy method. You got to lay some seeds first.

Guys, how are our penis is feeling? Yeah. And I would have said, I measured mine this morning. How are penises doing? And let me tell you, 10 inches and above. What? What? What are you thinking about?

Yeah. What a gung, yons. Dan against. Yeah. Oh, Jesus. Did you hear that? Jesus. That's so a 2000s music video where it's like,

Niu, Ngu. Did you hear that? Oh, my God. Let's turn it back on. Really? Really? Really? Really?

Yeah. Songs used to, okay. To be fair, Amanda, I hear what you're saying. Songs used to start with insane stuff. It used to be like footsteps, to be like, what's going on? Let's hit it. Let's hit it.

Hey Bobby. I can. It used to be like, let's set the scene. We're doing it all the time where it's just like, and he threw that, you know, necklace, Ocean. Yeah, Wild Wild West starts with like a two minute conversation between

from the movie Wild Wild West? Sun, yeah. Yeah. I've got one left, but I have no idea how I have I would be able to get that in. I have technically two left. Oof. Oh, wait. That's rough. I have two left. Yie. Okay. Yeah,

it's pretty tough. So, um, okay. Guys should have gotten it out early like me. I love to twerk. No, you didn't even get most of them. I got, wait, that's not even true. I literally slipped Who's winning right now? I slipped in pretty much all of mine. No.

But we called her out on most of them. No, you didn't. You did not call it out on. I would never let you babysit. You didn't call on, I love it when you do an impression. You didn't call on, we should get Vanessa Lechet on the show. You didn't call on, oops, I just farted and it was nasty, right? Yes, we definitely did.

You shut your mouths now. Yes, we did. We definitely. You got, you're so corny. And that one as well, actually. So you got three. So I got three and you guys got two. I'm going to work my way there.

Corny. Can I talk, speaking of corny, though, you know what's one of my favorite clips of, like, recent years? Yeah. Was when Michael B. Jordan's on the red carpet and this interviewer comes up, like, to interview him. And she's like, oh my gosh,

Michael B. Jordan. He's like, yeah, we went to high school together. You called me corny. And she's just like, ah, ha, ha, ha. And he's truly just like, no, like, I'm not, that's like, you bullied me in high school. Like, I'm not. It's awesome. Imagine imagine making fun of someone in high school, and they turn out to be Michael B. Jordan. That sucks.

You're just like, fuck. That's why you don't make fun of people in high school people. Because you never know who's going to become Michael B Jordan. Yeah. He went to my college. Is Michael B Jordan to slip it in?

No, I just, I just want to talk about Michael B Jordan. It can be for me. Womp Bwomp. Wampy-womp. Beep, beep, beep. Can we turn this back on? Beep, beep, beep, beep. Michael B Jordan.

Attention. Michael B. Jordan's on the UFO. RELB RELW. you. This is half. Then you like go right into it. Hey,

that's a real song. Okay, I know. I'm thinking I'm going to move back to Florida. Okay, that's to slip it in because it was so sad. What did you say? What did you say? I think I'm going to move back to Florida. It was so sad and he thought he would do it under the radar.

Even though I can't see your face, I can hear you. What do you mean? Is there something in the way? Wait, was that to slip it in? Yeah. Of course it is. Who would move? It's like, it's like, guys, I'm going to bury myself alive after this.

And it's like, oh, okay. Big fear of mine. Big fear, too. Big fear. Yeah. Although part of me is like, I could kill Bill it, but no, you can't. No. She's like, eh.

Oh, yeah. And then she climbs out of the dirt. Doesn't she do this? Yes, she goes, it's all. It's pretty entertaining, though. Oh, I love kill him. There's definitely, like, the toxic male deep within me, especially when I was younger, has this thought of, like, if I'm put into a situation like that,

I'll just go psycho mode and I'll break out of whatever. I'll use all of my power. It's like the choked. It's like the chosen thing of like in those moments. It's like if I was buried to life, I would just be like, I would just use all of my strength. And I would bust open the earth. That's to slip it in. 100%?

No, it's not. Psycho mode? I've said psycho. Psycho mode. Buss through the earth? I do that all the time. None of that was to slip it in? No.

Bussed in the earth all the time. Okay, so I bust out of the earth. Yeah, he butts him in, let's the little guy out. What little guy? Well, how our penis is doing today, guys? Yeah, yeah. Don't worry. How tall are you measured yourself?

I measured yourself this morning. 10 inches. When I read all of them, I was like, I measured myself this morning. Like, Selena, what's wrong with you? What's going on? She said it would be funny. Because you are short. Sorry. You're out of your slipping ins. You're just saying that. This is just me. You're just saying that for real.

Sorry. I don't mean that you're short. You're actually a wonderful height, Shane. No, it's okay. People do it because they don't know what else to make fun of you about because there's nothing to make fun of you about. You're a brilliant, wonderful guy. Yeah. We've got to figure out how to cross your legs, but you're a great, great guy. And then you go, slipped it in it. Slipped it in. No, I'm not offended by it.

Okay. I'm not, just so you know. Oh, no, he's upset. He is upset. He will not talk to me. We'll leave here and have like, good upset. Yeah. Yeah.

We'll not talk to me and you do the same thing. So we and you do the same thing. I listen to an audio book that's a completely different genre. Yeah. And I read, usually Romantici, but I listen to a completely different genre book. Interesting. So I just finished the line women of Tehran. So good.

Whoa. And I'm now on a new book that's called You Deserved to Know. And Dateline interviewed the writer because apparently this is a true story that she was involved in and she wrote the book based off the story, but she fictionalized it. Why are you laughing? We're just because we're having a genuine conversation after all the silly shit that we've done. What did you slip in? I did not slip anything in.

He's planning on it. That's what I'm listening to. I'm listening to. You deserve to know. Wow. I just started. I need a new book. And by new book, I mean, I read one book and tried to, right.

Yeah. It was called My Year of Rest and Relaxation. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah. An atrocious book. I couldn't put it down. I could not put it down. It was so well written.

I was like, I need to keep eating. Isn't it? It's funny, right? Is it funny? It's quirky. I mean, it's not really funny. It's just like, you can't stop reading it. And then afterward, I was like, well, this was a miserable experience.

I don't know. It was just like, it was a weird. I was like, I loved reading that book. And it was a miserable experience. And now it sits on top of my air conditioner because it has a light on it that that shines all in the middle of night. So the book needs to be on top of it. So it doesn't shine so I can go to bed.

And it's covered in dust. I tried reading the book I tried reading after that. this is how long ago this was. It was, it just came out with Ryan Gosseling. Oh, Oh, Project Hail Mary. I love that book. I opened the book and there's a diagram of the ship and I went, okay.

Then you go to the next, you know, like, pictures. Then you go to the next, well, then you go to the next page and it's like, woke up from my coma. Well, that just happened. It's like, it's like, gotta do math. Okay. This is crazy. I bet you're wondering how I got here.

And I was like, I can't. He's a teacher. I can't read the chungest. He's legitimately. I'm dying. I think the cringinging aspects of that character makes sense because he's like a teacher. No, seeing it on camera and him being like, I'm going to do a little dance as I leave. I'm like, okay, so this is where this all works and equates.

But when I'm reading it and people are like, this is the best sci-fi book. I've ever seen it. It's like, m'u-ha-goin, going? I can't. I can't. Because I've read a lot of sci-fi, and sci-fi usually is so. serious. Like, especially hard sci-fi.

So reading a hard sci-fi that's kind of like quirky and silly. No, I can see how that would be a breath. I was like, what's crazy is the science when they get into it. So I, to my understanding, is like very based in like hard science. Yes, yes, yes. And especially like, spoiler alert. But like when he starts talking to Rocky, in the book, they really detail out how they figure out how to communicate.

And it's so fun. I've never seen it. I'm sure. I'm, okay, whatever. How dare you? All right. I'm sure. I'm, listen.

Although I love this review. I know I'm wrong about this book. No, it's okay. Let me put that out there. I know I'm incorrect about my feelings. It's subjective. I just have, I have so many walls and barriers to get into a book. Of course.

It's a problem for me. It's got to be gripping. It's got to be well written. It can't, I can't chungis me out. Books are subjective. Did you listen to FAMSick? No. Lena Dunn's book.

I really want to read a book right now. Okay. I'm good on audio. Can I pitch one that is, the one I'm reading, it's just, it's like an easy book to read, right? so if you're getting back it. Like, I mean, like, so there's this thing called the alphabet.

No, no. What I mean is, you know when you haven't been reading for a while? The Bible's a good read. To be motivated to, yeah, I've been finally reading the Bible lately. But you know, if you haven't been reading for a long time, and you need a book that's like, you're going to be motivated to read is more what I mean. That's what I mean.

I'm reading this book called Dungeon Crawler Carl. I was just going to say that you should read that book. What is it called? Dungeon Crawler Carl. I heard it was good. What? What? I'm finally trying to read the Bible.

You teed it up for me. That was awesome. You teed that up for me. You said, yeah, the Bible. I said, yeah, I'm finally trying to read the Bible. I was like, thank you. Thank you for that, Amanda. Was this what you were trying to get to all along?

Yeah, I started to talk about books so I could get to the Bible. I helped you with the power of God. Thank you. Yes, the power of God. That is crazy. Because you never talk about the Bible, and I bring up the Bible maybe once a year. Because I have to, to pay. To pay him.

My firstborn son. Ha! That's crazy. But no, it's a very fun, silly book. I heard it's good. Dungeon Crawler Carl. It is Hunger Games meets Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy. Okay.

How Chungus is it? From one to Chungus. It's not as chungis as Prussian. Okay. I don't know. The chungus scale. It's definitely like comedic and like sometimes reading comedy books are tough because like the way that comedy translates on a page is so different than if you can like perform it.

Maybe he should be yesterday year. There's parts that make me laugh. There's also parts that I'm like, all right, like, cool, but like I'm entertained by the story a lot. It's one of those books that you read and you're like, wow, people are allowed to write whatever they want. Okay. And it's just as wacky as it gets. Okay. I do love like a mystery, a psychological situation too.

So if anyone's got any of that. Oh. I could probably find a ton for you. Yeah, I definitely have some. I could probably. Alice Feeney does a lot of really good mystery books, but, okay, there's a lot of mystery books out there that are like suburbia white woman mystery book or like, you know, the other type of mystery book.

Right. Do you still have slip it in? I have one. You guys know what I'm talking about. I have one left. It's either suburbia rich white woman. Right. It's a housewife.

Or the other's mysteries. Yeah, because there was like there was the god of the woods that came out last year. That was really popular, which is. like a girl goes missing at a summer camp and it's like a big like who Harlin Cobin does really good mystery books Harvey Cobin

Harby Cobin That's a You're out of slip it in But that's not real Cobra He's a jersey Coben hard or Harvey Cobbon Hardy Cobin

Hardy Cobin You know what Tommy you're done What about yesteryear Don't know Shut up Oh yeah everybody's talking about It's like trad wife

Trad wife time machine That's all you need to know Okay, I could, I could probably mess with that. But you like mystery. Do you like Syborebogical? I'm iffy on suburbia. Yeah, me too sometimes. So, like, also, I'm open to things that are just good because I can just watch things, you know.

Oh, actually, the book that I read this year that I think you would love because it's all short stories and it just follows a character. Each one is rejection. It's this incredible book. Is that that book Roy was talking about? Yeah. It's very good. Every chapter is like a different type of person that you know and is, it's, it's, it's, It's so well done and it's like, it is cringy to read

because the characters are so fleshed out. That's a very genuinely funny book. Okay. I loved rejection. So you could have that. I could have that. I do want like a gripping. Yeah.

Basically it's like I want to get back into reading books and I need a book that I can't put down. And luckily, my year of rest and relaxation was a book I could not put down. Unfortunately, it was a miserable book that ended. There was a final page that was like, and also, And I'm like, come on.

Well, the good news is when this airs, when this episode's out, I bet you if you look at the comments of this video. Oh, yes, exactly. There were plenty. Our fan-based reads. I read one a bit ago that was called In the Woods by Harlan Coeb. And I thought that was a really good mystery. Okay.

Yeah, I don't read a ton. Mystery is probably the one that I'm lacking on the most. Mystery thrillers are like my absolute. Me too. My absolute favorite. There was, okay, my husband's wife, I just listened to. It sounds so white suburbia. I can't stand it.

But I loved, I loved, I thought that book was really, really good. Also, Alice Feeney. Okay. But again, it's like this suburbia white woman is really tough. I'm struggling with it. And a lot of people are writing it. But let me tell you, those stories are messed and thrillery. Okay.

So it might be good. All right. Let me think of it more because I love thriller books. I'll look into these. And yeah, let me know in the comments if you have like a cool, mystery, thriller, psychological, like the animas that I like

are all these, you know, horror anime. I could also do horror. I love horror. You want to do a horror book? I love horror. I'd love to read a horror book. She's all just like furry.

I love horror books. I've read a lot. Whoa. What? Yeah. Yeah, I love horror books. I was going to pitch if you wanted to read strange pictures or strange.

There's a really cool Japanese author who is doing this very new type of writing like novel where it's like a lot of imagery with writing. And it's really, really entertaining. Because it's like basically strange buildings. I love the like start of it. I didn't know, unless I love where it went.

But it was like about he's writing about how a friend of his was looking at a new apartment and he sends him the blueprint of the layout of the apartment. He's like, isn't there something weird about this? And you then turn a page and there's just this blueprint of this apartment. A diagram and a book? diagram, but he's like, he's like, did you know? And like, it's kind of like interactive because he's like, tell me, do you notice anything

strange about this? And you're looking at it's like, I don't notice anything. But then it's like, no, do you notice like this doorway doesn't lead to like the right thing? And you start to build. I like what's going on. And that's how he does all of his books is like. This is your next picture. I like strange pictures more because it's like, here's an image.

He's like, do you notice anything strange about this image? And then it like keeps going and like. Does it build to anything? Yes. Strange pictures. I like where the story went more. But strange buildings, I think, is the more famous one. But they both go crazy.

Okay. I would like to read the... I could lend them to you. Okay. Oh, wait. Did I drop them? No, I still have them at home. I could lend them to you.

Oh, my God. He's going to lend you a book. Yeah. Wow. Thank you. When you lend someone a book, do you expect it back? Like, promptly or you, like, I'm letting it. Okay.

Yeah. Okay, what are your book rules? How much can I... This is very good. Crinkle it. I don't really genuinely... Dog gear? Can you dog gear or not?

I don't think I would care if you dog gear. I don't necessarily like to break the backs of them. I don't like to do that even when I'm not, even when they're my own books. Here's the thing, I want to be better about writing, writing notes in books. I want to be better about writing things out because sometimes I read a book and then I don't remember much

and when I'm looking back, I'm like, and so I think it's good, like more, not necessarily to look back and read, but like as to like really ingest it. Really? All right. I think that's, yeah, I strive to do that more. The problem is once I like get halfway through a book

and I'm like, oh, I should do that. I'm already halfway. I need to commit to that. See, I like to break the finding of the book because I want it flipped. You want it messed up. That it's like one. I want my book kind of fucked up.

You're like a pizza. I don't mind it dog-eared, yeah. Boom. I don't care what people do with their books. I think there's a charm to really lived in messed up books. I like it. And I like giving books. I like letting people borrow books.

And I usually don't need them back. I dropped off almost all. All the books I read last year I dropped off in a box yesterday or a few days ago and they're all gone. Everybody, luckily so many people here read that I can always just. Shocking. And now you'll be one of them. And now you'll join them. I will say reading has saved me in a lot of ways.

I really started aggressively reading when I got pregnant. And it is what, it's such an incredible thing. I think as a kid you're like forced to do summer reading of books you don't want to do. I hated reading as a kid. I really hated it because it wasn't. enjoyable. Yeah. No,

I'm addicted to it now. They force you to do it. And it's, some books are really good, but like where the redfern grows, that will remain in me. It's the saddest book I've ever read to this day. Yeah.

Can you help me out here? Well, this would be great. Thank you. And I mean, I... You want to back? Yes. And I'll teach Cole how to read. Oh my God.

I would love that. That's a slip in. That's a slip in. It's not a slip in. Okay, but what's coming is to slip it in. Because he only has five minutes. You can't do that. Sorry.

Sorry, sorry. Sorry. Sorry. I'm very, very excited about Cole reading. I cannot wait. I want to do like Lord of the Rings series. So that's too scary. Lord of the Rings is probably a little advanced.

Yeah, yeah. No, for sure. Just like it's boring. No, for sure. Not like it's genuinely probably boring. No, of course. Yeah, I won't do it. Yeah, you're fine.

There's tons of great books for him to read, though, eventually. I might get a little list from you. Oh, absolutely. I would, because I, my nieces and nephew, I've bought a lot. a lot of books for. A lot of books, a lot of mangaes. Mongas are great too because they're a little bit easier. Oh, I should do that then. I have books I can give.

Really? Yeah, I have some books. What kind of books? Like, baby books or like a little bit older? Because we got a lot of baby books. For the age that he's growing into. Okay, perfect. That would be great. Yeah, yeah. Because half our books are... Half our books are in Russian. Guys, sometimes a book has...

He's reading Leo Tolstoy. Oh. Dostoevsky. Not yet. Is he reading little... No, he's really? reading like a book with a cat has like crime and punishment for little babies

Pride and prejudice that's not Russian that's not Russianish that's not Russian that's French that's not I know it's not a son no do you can't I love my 18th century literature so you don't slide that past me

okay that's a slip it in it's not a slip it in see now I'm just on alert yeah you guys we're gonna move on everything I say everything I say I really do want to hear in the comments like your guys' favorite thriller book right now

your favorite romanticcy and your favorite like whoa what book that's what I'm interested in all of them but the romanticcy part that's fine you don't need romanticcy yeah you don't need that I mean you could have it

I could have it I will say I'm still waiting to read this book but two of my friends said it's the saddest book they've ever read but it's so good a little life yeah I've heard it's really really sad that's what everyone keeps saying but isn't that weird

that I kind of want to read it. Yeah, it's probably really well written. It's like it's sob. Sometimes you need a little vehicle to sob. Yeah, sometimes you need some cry. Yeah, it's tough when there's a book that people are like, this book is amazing. It is depressing as hell.

And you look at it, it's 600 pages and you're just like, well, why? For a week. Well, why? Yeah. Anyways, can I teach Cole how to do a boss next? You know what? Sure.

Yeah, that sounds great, Shane. Can you give me an example of your best Boston accent that you would teach Cole? Man, Cole, this Diablo too is wicked high. Whoa! Where are you from? I'm from Boston. It takes me a second to rev up. There you go. Now I'm here.

Yeah. Now I'm here. It's a little bit less. It's not so yeah. Yeah, I'm year. It's more like yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Bastin Yad. Everybody says that. I got a Yard. I'm going to Havid.

So if you want to be fucking... If you want to fucking do it, you have to be like Wicked Smat talking about it. So you got to be like chill about it. You got to kind of keep it like rolling off your tongue. But no one ever says Bastian Yad. Well, the really Boston people do. They say Havid Yad. I messed up. Havid. I missed it.

Havid. Havid. So you guys were giving me that, right? Giving you what? What? What? What? What? Okay, so who won't slip it in? So what was the exact slip it in? Well, what did I think I got three? No, I only got two. I only got, let's see. I got three past people. Did I get, I think I'm done making music? No. Or it did. No. No, I didn't. They called me out. I want to move out to Florida. Did not make it through. Definitely not. I deleted one of them because I was like I got it. Can I be Cole's godfather?

Got that in. Got that. I got reality show and I got shaved my head. So I I got three. You got three. So I got three. I got, I got, I got, I'm the greatest of all time. Yep. I did, I did not get, can I teach Cole how to do a Boston accent? I got, did I get I measured myself this morning?

Yeah. I got that. I got, I'm trying to finally read the Bible. And I got, I could play center. I got four. The Bible one I helped you with, so I also get four. No. And we did let you have the Boston one, but you did win.

No, no, no. No, he didn't count that one. Okay, then you won. I got four. Oh my God, you won. Did I, I won? Bring out the cake with the stripper in it. She's in here.

We chop it open. She's just dead. Tommy, thank you so much for playing. Thank you for having me today. And also, if you have not seen Promline, get your ass right now in your seat to click on Promline.

I'm sure they, I'm sure this. I don't care if you're on your commute to work. No, no, no. Watch it. Get your ass. Pull over. Through your eyes on it. Anyway,

Pramline was so good. Congratulations on Promline. Thank you. And on to the next. I'm so glad you're feeling better. All right. Thank you. Okay. Thank you for watching. Give those book wrecks in the comments. Yes, please. And we'll see you next week. Bye! Bye!