Smosh Mouth - #157 - The Wheel Returns

Episode Date: August 17, 2026

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Hey, welcome to Smoshmouth. I'm Amanda, and we have a very special guest with us today. Oh, also, I did the intro. Shane wasn't supposed to be here, but he desperately wanted to be here. And we were like, he was supposed to be away on vacation. Finally. But he's here, so. I was away on vacation.

You guys just delayed this by a week. But it wasn't because we wanted you in it. I haven't heard another reason. Well. I wanted you in it. All right. Our special guests are Chance and Tommy and they really wanted you in it. So we had to change it.

Oh, okay. They didn't want to be alone with me is what they said. Oh, okay. She spanks us. She spanks us. Oh, whoa. And they said they left it last time. I did walk into the studio and everyone was like scared.

Everyone was acting really nervous. And I was like. In the week that I was gone. Oh, yeah. You were walking around. Hey, Shane. Yeah, you left and I decided to spank the shit out of everybody. What the hell?

What the hell? I will say we are behaving better. That's why HR is okay with it. Look at these boys. You said cross your legs, hide your balls. You can't do that. No balls. You can't do that?

I literally can't comfortably like. Your slung's just too freaking big. Oh, because he's got big muscle. Yeah, you're big. One of those. No, it's because his hips are tight. It doesn't feel like my hips though. What are these?

I think it might be my hammy right here. Wait, what are those? Your hammies. Hamys is like blocking it. Well, I got a hammy, but it's pushed the side. My hammies not pushing the, like it's not... Maybe it's a length of length of leg. Guys, welcome to a new

segment on Smosh Mouth. Guess the diameter of Shane's hammies. Like, how old? I think your hips are too tight. Maybe it's my hips are too tight. Yeah. No, I think Tommy was right. I also can't do it and I think it's the length. I think it's a leg length of your hammies. You don't have long, gorgeous hammies like us and the

like me and the boys. Like me and the boys. Oh, that's all right. Oh, no, we wanted you. You stay like that. Yeah, I sit like that. I'll sit like an American girl doll here. Oh my God.

Samantha? No. No. I sit like this. This is how I sit. Shoes on the couch? Oh, mine are barely there. Anyways, guys, we're playing the wheel game again.

Yes. Yes. We love the wheel game. It's so fun. We didn't figure out what the wheel game was last episode. We don't know the definition. do anything this time. Yeah.

The wheel game We kind of did the wheel game together a year ago. We did cartoon. Sorry, I'm trying not to burp. What's going on? Do you know what? I was like,

when someone trying not to burn. When someone holds in a burp, do you guys call them out on it or just let them work through the process? I let them work through it. I let them work through it. I'll punch it out of one.

What I don't, what I don't allow is when someone has like the the bubble and they're like, yeah, so I went into the ball. And I'm like, cough now. Yeah.

Cough now. I kind of agree. It drives me into it. But if someone's like, yeah, and I'm like, it's okay. Ew. When you were young, vapors lungs, vapors throat. Paper throat? Like when they are like, it's like crunchy, Darth vapors.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Crunchy. And I'm like, oh, girl, you need some water. You just have to let them work through that. No, I don't. See, the air bubble in my throat, when you're a kid, that's so exciting because you'd be talking. And then you'd be like, oh, my God, I'm not even doing a voice a dog. And he's just like, you're having a great time.

It sucks when you're trying to have a good conversation, but something's occurring. You're like, oh, yeah, it's really tough. I have to say every single time I do a cameo, I have to burp. What happens? You should just let it out. It's the clenching of energy and the nonstop speaking that I have, almost every time I'm like, hey, and Jennifer, I hope you have an incredible. Sorry, had to burp. Keep it.

Keep it all. Sometimes I burp, and then I'm like, they can't want that. Oh, they probably do. You never know there's from four. Part, right, ain't right. Chance just leaves it all in. Burps, farts. I've never heard Chance burp or fart.

Well, he doesn't. I have not really. I can't fart because I sewed my butt hole shut. How many times do I have to tell you guys this? That seems so uncomfortable. Oh, it's the best thing I ever did. I made anyone on the back of his head. You imagine how awful that would be?

He watched him to be to Costco hot talk, and it came out at the same time he was eating it. He says like this. He goes to the bathroom like he's in a salon. He goes back to put shampoo. And he lifts back up and they go, oh my God. They're like, okay, let me just get a little. They're like, no.

They go, is that okay? Let me clean your butt. Oh my God, I'm so sorry. Is that okay? Should I condition your butt? They just shave right around it. Oh, they give it a little. They give it.

So he's walking in from behind. He just has a little. one little bald spot and it's just the perfect spot for it. It's gorgeous. So anyways, what are we doing today? So we're playing the wheel game. Again, the wheel game is essentially here's the deal with the wheel game. It's very hard

for me to describe it. Intro it one more time. I wasn't supposed to be here, so you got this. I spin the wheel, I land on a number and then I do a scene with that intensity. Yes. So we're going to spin the wheel and no one else is going to know what number that we got. And then we are going to then

act out or do something or explain something in a way that is the number out of 10. So the number's like a level. Oh, the number's like a level two, level 10. 10 is like best, intense, and one is like worst, not as intense. So if it's like I'm trying to hide the butthole in the back of my head and I got like a five. No, I got like an eight. I would like really try to hide it, but not so aggressively.

Right. And if I got a one, I'd be like, do you want to see the butthole in the back of my head? Yeah. One of the smiley faces. That means. That's fun. There's 12 12 slots you have to roll it.

We just have to that. Okay, the green, Smileyface, you get to pick your own number. Oh my God, smiley face, you have to tell us something that you're really happy about. And then yellow smiley face,

you have to spank me. Sorry. So does that mean slap you on the back of the head? Amanda will do that. That's true. Never mind, don't do that. It's, you would love that. Because spanking is where the hole is.

You spank the hole? No, stop. Stop. We have to play the game. We have to play the game. We have to play the game. game. That sound like.

That sound is crazy. I'll guess. I'll spin. Okay. Don't look. I'm not looking. I'm not looking. It's easy to not look.

Okay. Okay. All right. So now I guess change it up. Yeah. All right. We changed it up. It's on a smiley.

All right. Tourist spots in L.A. Okay. Tourist spots in L.A. Based off of this number. Tourist spots in L.A. One being the worst, 10 being the best.

Okay. Everything I'm thinking of is I'm like, that's actually an awes. Well, everything I think about is like a tourist would want to go there. It's a one or the six. But I don't want to go there. Okay. So you guys are talking about.

So I'm guessing it's already. Hollywood stars. Did I nail it? What did you say? What did you say? What did he said? Is it a four? When did you say that?

Right now. Before the Hollywood stars or after? I said before the Hollywood stars because you guys are you're struggling. So I'm like, it's a four. So if I said Hollywood stars, would you say. I would say one. I think Waka fame is a one. There's nothing to do.

Guys, this is the issue. It's a sidewalk with shit on. She said tourist attraction. So if I was a tourist... Yeah. No, see, that's the thing is we should have declared, are we a tourist or are we us? Either why, it's a one.

Wait, are we us or a tourist? Tourists get there and they're like, wow, it smells like shit. There's a fat Spider-Man humping Jesus. Let's say, the problem is passed out of drunk. I don't know. Let's do it for ourselves because it is such a different thing. Like, when I go visit a place and I go, oh, I want to see this. Locals are always like, oh, don't do that.

But I'm like, for me, first time here, it's exciting. No, but some things just... I'm sorry. LA is a terrible tourist place. Guys, so is it us first time here? Let's do it just us. Us right now. I'm going to say the grove.

He already guessed. I know. But I would say the grove because you're going to go there. I don't mind the grove. Yeah, I don't either. But it's not a 10. What are you going to do? You're going to take the lap.

You're not going to buy anything. It's too expensive. If you go during the holidays, it's a 6. If you go during the holidays, it's a 6. You're right. Because it's like you do the loop. The farmers work is different. I would say for you guys,

I would believe like a four, a three or a four. That's where I'm at. Well, we got it. Well, you got it. I said four forever ago. Was that correct? Yeah. Oh, wow.

Oh, yeah, you were right. Oh, okay. So Hollywood stars. We didn't give it to them. I did it before you guys said a thing. Incredible. Should I go? Yes.

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All right. You can look again. You can look. Okay. Hey. Tourist. We're not doing that. Category again, please God.

Category? Oh my God. No. Sorry. Jesus. Okay. How about pickup lines based on cringe? With that number that you just got.

Wait. So 10 would be the cringiest. Cringy pickup lines. Okay. Pringy pickup lines with 10 being the cringy. to me. I'm a girl at a bar. Oh, God. Hey, Chica. I lost my number. Can I have yours?

It's like not horrible, but it's not great. I started with Hey, Chica, just see you. Yeah, no, I remember. How about this? How about this? Si, signor. Did you fall down the pretty tree and get hit by every branch? The fuck? Sounds like I'm ugly as fuck. No, you're in the pretty tree.

But a pretty tree just feels like. You were on the pretty tree. on the way down so now you're like mangled. So now I'm ugly as fuck. Okay, well. Okay, got it. It's like you fell down the pretty tree. Are you okay? You should go to the hospital.

Shit, man. Shane, I'm like a girl at a bar. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Shane's never, I've heard about that. Shane's never talked to a girl. He's heard about it. I've never talked to a girl. Name a woman.

I don't, this is like the worst category to get. I don't know shit about this stuff. I actually don't have. He's like Scarley Joe Ham. I do not know. Marilyn Monroe. Pretend you're a loser. Yeah, I just...

Come on, Shane. Look at that face. Shane just used the one that used. The chosen doesn't hit on people. My martini is empty, and mommy is thirsty. Say, hey, mommy, can I get you another mommy teeny? Ew. There you go.

Okay, and what's our number? I want to vomit in my butt. Honestly, this is giving me like three. No, no, remember. It's based on... So 10 is cringed. So just kind of flipped it. Correct.

This is giving me eight or nine. Pick one of the two. Pick one. There's way worse ones, but these are not great. Eight. Yes. You got it. Wow.

You are incredible. You are smart. You are pretty and you hit every branch. You are so fucking cool. Thanks guys. You hit every branch. That's awesome. Hey, did you hit every branch falling off the pretty tree?

So I mangled. You look fucked up. Okay. My turn. Don't look. No, no. Delick. Locked in?

What if we do superheroes? Sure. Okay, we're locked in. I said the category, and now I'm like, oh, what do I say? And he knows superheroes. I was just saying that. So it's like, and I don't know superheroes. So it's like, if there's a superhero that I don't know, but I'm like, nah, he seems kind of lame.

He might think is cool. Right. Or if I think he's really cool, he might think is lame. Excuse me? Lanterns. Green? What is his name? Lindelhoff is doing lanterns?

Green lanterns? He's doing a series. The guy who did lost and, more importantly, why? Watchman is doing a lanterns series. I actually saw that. And the leftovers? Yeah. I'm in the...

Leftovers, that show. It was tough. That was a hard show. I loved it, though. This is hard. And this is based on, like, how you feel about these superiors. Yeah, which is hard because...

I think my general consensus is good, too. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You know a lot about superheroes? You know what I'm going to say? And people might get mad at this. This might not work. Let's go for it. Let's go for it.

Okay. Superman. Okay. I'm going to say Captain Underpants. Okay. Now this is interesting because Superman, if we're going on like power dexterity, he's like he's going through. Like there's not many people that are going to stop him, but he's so boring. Like he's never going to die.

He's never in trouble. Superman's stories are always about humanity, not Superman himself, because he's always going to pull through. It's about saving as many of us as he can before he goes out. It's a metaphor for Jesus. So he's boring in that way. Captain Underpants, hilarious, iconic. Is he a good superhero? Who's he fighting?

He's going to get murked. Yeah. Right. My turn. Great. He's like Teen Titans go. I was going to say, I'm going to go with my gut, but I know this is now going to fuck it up. But I was going to say Ryan Reynolds, uh, Green Lantern.

Oh, wow. Okay. I would like to, I would like to lock in my answer. Okay. I'm going to go with two. Oh, fuck. It was one. It's one.

Fuck. That was really hard. That's why I was going for Superman. You said, you said, you said lantern. and I was like, fuck, I was going to say Green Lantern. Oh, no, Green Lantern would have been up there, but Ryan Reynolds, Green Lantern is definitely lowered it. Fuck, it's one.

No, you did it. You took Superman exactly as I was pitching it, which is like, you killed it. He's so, whatever. It's like, whatever. It's Superman. Although I liked the new movie. I liked the new movie.

It was good. That's because that guy's good. I like him. He's good. And because Lois was such a fun dynamic to see. It's like, oh, they're already together. Don't have to hide anything. We don't have to do the whole thing.

Awesome. And let's challenge him. Okay, you're super, but you're not very good at press interviews, and you're not very good at showing how you should be operating. Agreed. Who's your number one superhero that you love? Ooh, I think I know mine. Who is it? I do really like comic book Wolverine a lot.

Nice. So good. I think I'm... Camala Khan, Miss Marvel. I was reading the comics when they came out. That was very fun. I think mine, I'm still going to go with Iron Man. He's always been, always will be.

Was it the midnight premiere in 2008? He's incredible. He actually is incredible. Awesome. I do love Gene Gray. Oh, that's a good poll. She's just so annoying, though. She's like, I'm going to pass out.

My nose is bloody now. Like, bitch, put up the force field or don't. What? Wow. Yeah, did you ever think about that? Sorry, that's Susan Storm. Is it weird that my favorite superhero is mothers? Tommy, thanks for having you on.

Wait, nurses. Thanks for having you on. Thanks for having you on. Tommy, thanks for having you on. All right, Tommy has to guess now. I'm actually also a big Batman fan. I really do like Batman. I like superheroes who get their ass kicked all the time.

But who's a Batman we don't like, casting-wise? There's one Batman that I was like. George Clooney? No. Ben Affleck. Ben Affleck. I love Ben Affleck. I think George Clooney is the one.

But I didn't love Ben Affleck's. George Clooney doesn't really fit for me. No. But I like the nipples. I loved the nipples. Yeah. And Lutherman was ridiculous. Umma Thurmans.

Poison Ivy? Poison Ivy. Come on. Are you guys, do you guys know anything about absolute Batman? Excuse? Yes. Is that Batman and? How about Absolute Joker?

Dude. So it's a current comic run right now. And they were like, what if Batman didn't have any money? What if he was just fully, what if he was a construction worker? And he, what if, like, they flipped the script where his childhood's completely different and all this stuff. And he doesn't come from an affluent family and everything. but instead of being rich,

he's just as buff as humanly possible. He sounds hotter. He's like 6 foot 8 and weighs like 500 pounds. Absolute Joker's like this raptor version of Joker. Yeah, everybody's messed up. Everybody's just a nightmare. Wait, I kind of like that. Bain is like 30 feet tall.

People really like it. Oh, it's awesome. I've been reading them. Bain. Love them. Wonder Woman is raised in hell. So she has... Finally, some edge to her. She's like missing an arm and she rides like a flying, skeleton horse.

Did she replace the arm or is she not? She can like summon like a a demon arm basically. That's so cool. I'm probably getting this like lightly wrong but it's like it's a version where she wasn't raised with the Amazon women. Wait, I want to read this.

She's raised by, is she raised by Persephone? She's raised by like a goddess in hell. I'm reading Persephone right now. I'm probably getting that wrong. But it's sick as hell. Reading Hades and Persephone smart right now. That's pretty awesome.

You should read Searcy. I have already read Sears. Oh, you have read Serce. I love Sircy. Yeah, yeah. The Odyssey, there was practical effects. The Pigs? Yes.

Was Circe? Sorry, no. I mean, that's the story of the Odyssey, but. But Searcy with Pigs, if you haven't read Searcy. Okay, that's one of my fairs. Thursey. Yeah, but Circee by Madeline Miller is one of my favorite books. Oh, yeah.

It's so good. You know, I got like the old school book where it looked like the pages for like, ripped. Oh, that's cool. That's cool. That's awesome. All right. Someone wants to spin.

It's Tammy's guest. Tammy. Tommy, do you want to pick a category? Do you, does there something you want? Yeah. Yeah. I'll pick. It's going to be an actor, outer one.

You can open your eyes. And this is going to be. It's us. I'm here. I have amnesia, and I just woke up. I'm so sad for you. And you're telling me that I roll. my ankle.

On a scale of one to ten, what do you mean? What do you start? Tell me, what do you mean? You told us what to do. Okay, okay, okay. Okay, we tell you news. Okay. And one through ten is the severity of the news.

It's the news. Okay, I just woke up from amnesia. Yeah. Sleepless in Seattle. You woke up with amnesia. I woke up with amnesia and you're telling me some news. Okay, 10 being the best news, one being the worst news. news. Oh, 10 being the best news.

Yes. One being the worst news. Okay, I got this. Tommy. Oh, God. Oh, God. Nurse, nurse, nurse. Yeah? Oh, his voice changes when he wakes up. He's just got a bubble in it. Just get it. Tommy. Tommy. I know you,

I know you've been under for a long time. You're not in this scene. And I know you went under in 2020. a lot's happened but the worst of it being Trump is president again okay

Shane Oh I didn't realize we're doing like Thought we were all together Like all three of us I go Shane I love that you're committing But you are not in this scene He was going like

Well Oh It was really into it It was really good Um Okay Tommy, you're back. Oh, my God.

Oh, no. He's sad to be back. Tommy, you know, you've been out for a couple weeks now. Water, please. It's been out for five years. Yeah, you've been out for five years. Oh, I would get you water, but there's no more water in the world, which is a whole different thing.

But the doctors say your neck grew by two feet. Your neck is two feet longer, and it all hurts way worse. Oh, not my neck, my worst thing, my body. Yeah, so they're saying you're mostly neck now. Oh, that's really bad for me. Bad for you, but good for... No, man. No, hey, you're not in the scene.

Sorry. I'm really sorry to tell you that. You're like 80% neck. 80%? And they say it's going to keep growing. You're going to be like a giraffe soon. Oh, that sucks. And it's all going to hurt.

That works out for my zoo kink. Amanda? What? Tommy. Oh, wait, hold on. Tommy! Oh! Get into cloning.

Tommy, this is, first of all, you've missed so much. Chance and I moved in together. Congratulations. And Shane is also living with us. Oh, no. Yeah. In the basement. So, unfortunately, any, like, moon-inspired, baggy, wild, awesome, cool-looking hip clothes from, like, Italy or anywhere,

any cool clothes that are like big and kind of stylistic and like a little like out of this world they don't exist anymore all the designers are dead wait so what does that to do with us moving together? Oh nothing that was just

that was just a little fun set up so like anything that's like fun like if you want like tiny tiny little pockets big gap has taken over a tiny little big pocket in the back that looks like it's a circle like anything cooler head. Courtney doesn't live with us we're still married

but she doesn't live here. She doesn't live here. She lives in a mansion somewhere else. She lives in a mansion now. I'm betting this is a nine or ten. So, okay. 10 being the best news. Oh, sorry, sorry, I'm guessing this is a two or three.

Okay, okay. Oh, and your feet got lit on fire by accident by a nurse. She came in and dropped up a birthday. And you can't, you can't rebound it and try to chip it in. Yeah. It's a one. You can't be like, oh, and also, actually also. The nurse came in and it went, happy birthday.

Wow. Actually, that's the immediate one. You could wake up from a coma and it's everybody going, Happy birthday two. And you kick the cake. It's a one. Yes. Okay.

I think if I woke up from a coma and everybody was around me singing happy birthday, I would try to go back to sleep. For sure. I'd be like, I'd be like, getting sung happy birthday two is the worst experience ever. I hate it. I really don't. like it. What do I do? Sing with you? Do I just

I don't know what to do? Smile. You hated it when we sing to you in your last birthday? I hated every birthday. Unless unless you're harmonizing and it sounds really pretty. Because you need singers. I can't do. I get it. I always try to harmonize when I'm singing but you know what? You do be trying.

You put your mic down. You bitch you put your mic mic down. I will kill your ass. Who's next? Oh, is it me? Oh, shit.

Okay, I've got it. Sure, sure, sure, sure. You have to return, like, I'm your waiter, and you are asking to return the food, and a 10 is how badly, like, the situation is with the food. You're trying to be so polite. And 10 is really bad. And 10 is, like, as bad as it gets,

one is like, oh, it's, like, the most mild thing. Okay. Amanda, you're first. Hey, how are we doing over here? How's the food? You know what? We're doing okay. My husband is, he's doing well.

The enchiladas look good. Yeah. How's those tamales? The tamales are good. You know, they're just, the center of them is like a tiny bit, like, cold. Oh, okay. It's like the smallest amount colds. Oh, just.

Like, I don't know if it's frozen. Like, I don't know if it's frozen. Like, out of a 10. Like, out of 10. Like, out of 10. I don't do numbers, but like, I don't know if it's like frozen, which is like, oh, is the middle frozen? Well, I, oh, I don't know.

I mean, you don't know. Did you take a bite? She can tell. Who the fuck are you? She can tell temperatures from her eyes. You know what? I'm changing the number. Bitch?

Eat my ass. It's fucking frozen. Take it back to the kitchen and get me a molten chocolate cake. Sweetie, sweetie, sweet. My husband's not happy. Sweetie, sweetie, sweet. I'm sorry, she's pregnant. She's pregnant.

Get me a fucking cake. That burst in the middle. I want it to melt over ice cream. No. You wanted to melt over ice. Okay. We can do that. It's okay, baby.

Okay. All right. All right. What are you going to do for us? All right. Yeah. How's the food over here? This is a chicken patty.

It's supposed to be turkey. Oh, okay. He's a simple man. Wow. That sounds like the worst possible thing that could ever happen. Can I get the chicken patty, please? Yeah, we can get you the chicken patty. All right.

Hi, yeah, me and my wife. She's lost to my wife. When I ordered the spaghetti with chicken and she ordered the alfredo with meatballs, I received spaghetti with meatballs and she got Alfredo with chicken. Oh, so. Swap them across the table. Oh. Dad, mom, what he meant to say is.

He got the Alfredo with the meatballs and the Alfredo supposed to be the chicken. And she got the spaghetti with the chicken instead of spaghetti. Yeah, that's what I mean. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Did he just send it back to the kitchen. Yeah. Okay. I'm going to put this out of two.

It's the other one or two. Oh, sorry, sorry. Yeah, 10 being like absolute nightmare shit. Her tamales are frozen. You said a little bit. They're frozen. In the middle. In the middle.

In the middle. They're frozen. So imagine it, okay. It's like this much frozen. I would say like out of 10 It's probably like a Yeah shut Shut

And your patty's completely wrong I mean it's I ordered turkey I got chicken And we I have two dishes that are Almost right And his wife is All right So maybe like maybe like a three or four

Okay which of those two Those are like it's not disgusting It's not like oh there's hair in my food It's just like oh there's just kind of incorrect So I'll say I'll say three Wrong It's a four

I got four again Yeah Shine you get one more You're gonna get I don't members. You and this mic. I love it. Something is happening.

You got your fucking angel numbers right there. He's just, all right. Who's what to? Damn, put some torque on that. Torque. Shuffle those bad boys up.

Let's do it. I don't want a one and I don't want a four. Respin it. You don't always get what you want. You got a four. Are you joking? Those are some angel numbers. It all means we need rest, you guys.

That's what a four means. What? What? Remember McElmore? What happened to him? McElmore? And Ryan Lewis? You guys are composing to Amanda.

Okay. Maclemore. God, I, he was a thing. He was okay. He thought he was gay. Dung, dung, dung. In a third grade. He's not gay.

He's married to a woman. He thought he was gay. He was gay. Because he could draw. Because he could draw. I remember. This is a big part of my life. Yes.

We go back. This is the moment. It's a different song, but it's... No, I know. I know. It wasn't that song. It's probably still good. Yeah.

What are we doing? What are we doing? Prop posing. We're prom posing. Okay. You're prom posing to me. And I am in a tight terset-style dress. Okay. And it is lavender.

Amanda. Um, wait, is 10 being great? Yes. 10 is like the best promosal on earth. Okay, here's, um, open this box.

Oh my God, it's such a big box. Yeah. And pigs shape, little pink balloons fly. Pig balloons come out. Pink balloons. Big pig balloons.

What are you saying? I go, I'll take you to prom when pigs fly. Are you calling me up there? Yeah. bitch and you fell out of the pretty tree. Yo, are you calling her a pig? That's fucked up, man.

When pigs fly, like it's a cute little expression. When pigs fly is means it's never going to happen. They're flying right now. Just because she's the least popular girl in school doesn't mean you to call her a pig. I don't care. Lavender dress. Amanda. Just called me a pig whatever five times.

She's self-conscious about her little tail. I don't care what other people say about you. I don't care that they call you a little pig, wink, wink girl. I don't care that you're so sweaty and you roll around. in mud. Okay? I don't care that your hair is so mangled.

My hormones make me sweaty. And then you eat anything, literally anything that's in front of you. I have no allergies. I don't care. I want you to go to prom with me. Okay. Part of me is like

in, not an moving on, let's go. Get that mic out. The way you're like, he has a love affair with a mic. He doesn't often have Mike.

Do you want to be with me or do you want to be with Carl? Are people just listening to this episode? You have no idea. You got no contact. Go on YouTube and watch it. No, they can feel it. I'm sorry. We need to be better about that.

Someone who's got like the certain levels turned up way high in their car. It's just getting weird. They like ambient against their face. Their airbag goes off. Whoa. That's crazy. Okay, Tommy. Lisa.

I love you so much. and I want to take you to prom. Rocky? Come on out here, guys. And then five guys come out and they're like, Lisa. Hey Lisa, go to

prom with the guy. This guy, Lisa. And then they do, and then they all start breakdancing. They all start breakdancing. He got him? Yeah. He hit his head like seven times in football. The last thing he remembers how to do

is breakdance. He doesn't even remember where he lives. And he walks his streets. He walks his streets every night. And the last thing he saw was that Nissan commercial from 2004. He's like, I could do that. And then we get into the shape of your name, Lisa. And then I get down on when you have a bunch of flowers.

What kind of flowers? The tulips we have on the kitchen that are frayed like jeans, and you're like, how did they do that with the DNA? Those. I thought they were carnations. They can be whatever they want. They are. What color?

Excuse? What color? A color matters. Quot with pink and the scent. That's not going to go with lavender. Okay. Thank you so much, Tommy. You're welcome, Lisa.

Okay, Shane, bring us home. Hey, Lisa. Oh, is it going? Oh. Hi, Mike. Mike, it's literally fucking freezing out. I have my door. I know.

Sorry. I'm just really nervous. Um, hack into my... Hey! Are you guys turning on the game? Come back in, Lisa. Lisa, honey, who's out the door? Mom, dad, hold on one second.

There's a guy out here. What? I can't hear you. Mike, I can't hear you. Smack my butt and fart. What? Smack my butt and fart? I don't know.

He doesn't know the lyrics to your song, Tommy. What? Smacked my butt and fart. Smack my button fart Is my steep emotion Spack my button fart You feel the explosion Wow

That's all I got Thanks so much Mike Thanks so much Mike You didn't even You shut the door worker Who was outside? I don't know Just some dumbass kid from my school He was singing about farts

Ew Okay What number did you think that was? Weirdly enough if I were to choose out of three of you, I'd probably go with you, even though you called me a pig. I didn't. Well, whatever. I got my boys to breakdask, really.

I would say this is like a three or a two. Okay. And if you said another number, what was? Fine. Five. Five. It was a five. Yay!

Five for promposal is really hard. Five is middle of the road. Five is just like. Because yours wasn't that bad. Mine wasn't that bad either. I didn't actually... No, I know, I know. My guy was trying, and he heard a really good song, and then he tried to do it.

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Okay. Oh yeah, do you want to pick? Do you want to pick? Yeah, what is the situation? What's the situation? Oh, okay. Let's go with, oh my God. Okay, here we go.

Here we go. Let me think, let me think, let me think. Okay, it's a shake way to the couch. It is a pep talk before the game. Before the big game. Okay, before the big game. Or before the big game. Before regional.

It's a pep talk before regional Okay, that really helped me All right Oh, boys Yeah, listen It's hot out there So let's keep up the water intake

Okay All right I have a big shit coming And I gotta go I gotta go drop the kids up at the pool All right Okay, well, it's tied up. This is pretty important.

Yeah, it is. Okay. And so is, you know, my prostate's pretty important. So I got to let this. All right. The kids, the kids are the kids visit the prostate on the way of the pool. You know what? I have no idea.

Nurses just go in there and they tell me something's wrong again. They go in there and they grab it. Yeah? Yeah. I have one with me at all times. Okay. You know what I'm saying? She's checking it.

Yeah, maybe you should go to the hospital. Yeah. We have... I'm not going to the hospital. I'm going to go take a dump. Oh, what does that have to do with your prostate? Yeah. I don't know where my prostate is.

All right. Anyways, hey. We got the... Shaking someone's hand? We got the tamales coming back out for you, and they're looking really... Listen, hey, I know we're all tied up. So let's not keep it tied up. Oh.

Okay. All right. It's coming out. Thank you, coach. No problem. Brett. Brett, brat, brat, Brett.

Just Brett. Good name. Okay. Thank you. Thank you, coach. Course. Jesus. Come on.

Christ. What is it? Spank my butt. What is it? Spank my butt and fart. Why are we? So you're spanking and you're farting. Why are we chelper?

I did the weird out. And fart. Yeah. Yeah, you did. Yeah. All right. Next. Try to top that.

I might not be able to. 10 is the best and one is the worst. Yes. Yes. All right, ladies. We got our big group number coming up. I want everyone spinning the best that they can. And you're all ugly little girls.

Oh. So I want to see you be pretty out there. All right. All right. Thanks. Your moms are awful, awful women. And I don't want to hear from them. Thanks, Abby.

Yeah, I was doing a dance competition. That's all I got. Okay, great. Thanks so much. Okay, bye. Okay. Hey, champ. What's up, Dad?

Yeah, real proud of you. So, wow. I love you. Finally, finally hear what? I love you, Dad. Yeah. Well This is pretty cool

So this is lacrosse Yeah I'm gonna make you proud I'm gonna make you in Gramp's proud dad Yeah Um Gramp is dead Well

Not yet Well You know And dad if you can just say you're proud of me I'll go out there and crush this game This is too hard I'm not to be able to I gotta head out

It's Got some work stuff and it's the last quarter dead Yeah you know but I got some work stuff but I'm sorry The car has been running for like 20 minutes Dad who's that?

That's my secretary look I gotta go Don't worry grandpa's gonna watch your game Remember The grandpa's here The only thing closer to lacrosse is the cross Hey I'm over here Yeah

Are you not you're not seeing grandpa still anymore Oh my god It smells like cabbage in here You have to go, babe. All right, son, good luck. Good luck with your baseball game. It's like lentils and cabbage. Like, stairs are going to be sick?

Um, okay. What are you going to? I feel so bad for this kid. Oh, my God. Who's going to pull this old guy out of the room? Wait, we can't leave this old guy in here. Is this your dad? What the fuck was that?

Reverse. All right. It's not actual. Like, Uno with his asshole? He's not actually. my dad, but, you know, we kind of tag along. I would like to guess two. You're correct. You're right.

You are correct. We keep getting ones and twos. That was so good. The worst situation of all time. That was really, really good. I'm so out of it. This is so insane. Those farts were crazy. Smells like cabbage. The wink from the secretary.

Yeah. Dad, who's this? He promised me a milkshake. Jesus. Who's guessing? You knocked one of them all. Tommy, don't look. Whoa. How did you do that?

Your aggressive push even like took off the number. You know when you're a kid and you have so much excitement and you can't, we can't see the number. You know, you know it's two. You know it's crazy. Fill in the blame.

You guys, be honest. Context clues. You guys be honest, do you like cheesecake milkshakes? No. What is a cheesecake milkshake? They're like cheesecake flavored milkshake? You think I want to be sick for a decade? I love it.

I like it. Oh, you go ahead. No, it's fine. I like cheesecake. Cut that off. He was really not into that. I don't want a milkshake cheesecake. He literally went, all right.

I was about to say, I was about to say, let's do desserts for the next. Oh, that's so good. He was yes and in you. Deserts is good. No. Okay. Whose turn is it? Mine.

Oh. Ooh. Stop it. Okay. Okay. Okay, move it around. Now this is interesting because this is interesting because everyone has different palettes.

I know. So I'm trying to think for Tommy. So let's think for Tommy. Okay. Think about my palate. I'm thinking about your palette. So 10 is like the best. I've got my answer.

Whoa, I don't. I wasn't even thinking. I'm going to go with brownie. For Tommy? Yeah. Interesting. Brownie. I like a brownie.

I can eat a brownie. I'm going to take a risk. Bronnies are good. I can go. You go because I don't know. Yeah. Vanilla ice cream monitor alone. I'm going to go alone.

Okay. That's interesting. And 10's really good? Yeah. 10's the best. I'm going to go a dark chocolate raspberry granosh cake. Okay. What's a ganache?

It's just a really, it's like a really, it's like a silky, silky. Yeah, dark chocolate raspberry. Like a tort, like a torte, yeah. Slurpy tort. Like a gorpe. Slurpy tort. What is happening? Go on?

Ganesh, granosh. Silky not going. Ganesh. Ganesh. Gronosh is the great. Garnash is wine. Gronosh is wine. Which, honestly, a raspberry dark chocolate granosh cake. Okay, I see.

Okay, okay, see. Sounds good, too. See? Okay. Like, um, sea salt, caramel, ice ice cream. scream that has a hard chocolate shell with like a gorgeous

um like light airy chocolate um cake that's in like a small cute little cup with a tiny little spoon and then a matching like thin sexy glass that like opens

right I'm going too hard right it's a seven well and there's and there's And there's, um, there's like a, there's like a port that you don't really know much about. And someone puked, but like a little, a few tables away. No, that's not what I said. I, I am, that presentation is there. Okay.

That sounds high. Your sounds pretty good too. Yours is less. So I'm like, if I'm putting this together, I feel like it would be a seven or a six. But yours sounds like a nine. And your sounds like an eight. And your sounds like a six. Maybe a five.

The port is like... So what are you going to choose? So like how far away did someone... Leave the port alone. So how far away did someone peek at the restaurant? I would say about eight inches away. Maybe eight feet away? Eight feet away?

Yeah. It's probably an eight then. Yeah. You got it. Okay. You guys went... I was like... I was thinking like, on the scale of ice cream's a 10.

I was going too hard. Oh. I was about to go so deep. and then you had to pull me back. What would have been a 10? What would have been a 10? She got lost in it. Something a flame.

You truly just started thinking. I literally got lost. You started thinking. I got so lost. We got to get you a dessert. Get this woman and get this woman a dessert. I'm surprised you didn't add ice cream because Tommy likes ice cream. I know, but that would be a 10 for.

That would be a brownie with ice cream is is not an eight. That's like nine or ten times. I don't know. It's just so. A brownie with ice cream is crazy. I want more. I don't need a fancy dessert. But if you can have like a dessert that's like an

Ooh la la, boo baba. He's an o'lala. Look at his shirt. He's an o'lala bubaba. He wants something that's like... I went first. Once you got into that territory, I was like, oh, well, I should have done... Right.

He wants like tiny little, cute little like... See, whereas for me, I'm like a cookie. That's a nine. Wow. That's, you know. Doesn't take much, man. It doesn't. It's about taste.

It's not about... Just to you guys know, for me, I like cinnamon desserts and I like lemon desserts. I love that. are good. Me, I like creme brulee. I love lemon desserts as well. I actually prefer that more than like a big honk and like... You too. I want to know... Carrot cake. Oh, fuck me up with the carrot cake. I like a two carrot cake. I don't like a two carrot cake, though. Carrick's like a six or a seven for me. I like crunch. I like it, but it's not super high up. What about just where would a sleeve of Oreos land on the scale?

Probably like I will always go for fun Oreos. Okay, I had the cinnamon bun Oreos recently. I'm not that. But you like cinnamon, so it works for you. Exactly. I'm basic. What is your number one Oreo? Because the answer, there is a specific Oreo that is the best Oreo.

Double stuff. Double stuff. Well, double stuff. Plain, regular old double stuff. Oh, oh, incorrect. Green, the mint one. Green? No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.

I know Selena and James agree with me. Guys, it is the Halloween orange Oreos. They are the best. You don't agree? I don't agree. I don't agree. I just like a plain double stuff. She said you're gross.

It's orange. Halloween Oreos are the best double stuff. Something about the Orange had an... I don't know what it is. I don't know what it is. It was like a sweet, cream pancake, BTSOres. That's too much. It was delicious.

The Halloween Oreos are the best. The Easter, like, yellow ones are like... Gross. Pretty good. And then the Christmas ones are good. The Samoese ones are... You just need a little artificial dye. I don't know what it is.

They're different. He likes grocery store cake. I like grocery store. Oh, I can't try the guy. I'm not a big. I'm not a big. I'm not a big cake guy. I don't like cake that much.

You don't like cake that much. Not compared to other desserts. I don't either. I'm an ice cream person. But when I take cakes, I'm into it. Me too. But most cakes don't cake. What about a cobbler?

I love a cobbler. I love a cobbler. I love a pie. I love a pie. How do we feel about Flawn? I love Flon. When Selena made fucking Flawn? Yeah.

Oh, of course. My God. Of course. Flon. All of these are done. I've never had. I'm not like an American restaurant that's like, we do flound

here. Obviously, I'm not talking about that. I'm not like, yeah, a fucked up cookie. Where is a fucked up cookie? Have you guys been to Alcove and Los Fulas? Of course.

Dude, those cheesecakes. I know you're not big on cheesecakes, but also I had one of the best pastries of all time. It was a rose and pistachio pastry with gold flakes. They're lavender cake. I know it sounds crazy. Oh my God.

Yes, it's so good. It's so fucking good. They're pecolon and praline cheesecake. Oh. What do you say? Same color as your corset. Same color as my corset. It's away from me.

And I'm not going to prom. What? Sometimes like when the flavors get a little too fancy, I'm just like. It's praline. You don't like fans. I'm gonna bring you a slice of this. I'm gonna be like. He is an American boy.

He wants a chocolate chip cookie with vanilla as cream. How do we feel about a root beer float? Yum. I'm not in on the root beer float. Really? It's like, okay. I'm in. I would rather have so many other things.

I'm in. Whatever. What root beer? Because there's mug. Let's go with Barks. There's, oh, in. I'm in, a thousand percent. I'm into Barks.

Barks is, that's my favorite. ANW has my sugar-free. Okay, here's what I do. But Barks. I would have a blondey brownie, a vanilla bean ice cream, and a root beer reduction that's warm that I pour over the top.

Okay, that's delicious. That sounds perfect. Oh, Shane can't get behind that because you said reduction. No, I'll get behind that. A lot of that is context-based, right? Right. So I'm thinking root beer float. I'm thinking like,

I'm out at a, a park. Yeah. Like you're out. But if I'm that, I'm like, then it's got to be nighttime. Sure. Yes. If I'm at a fancy place, then sure.

But when I'm thinking of desserts, most of the times when I end up with desserts are not at restaurants. I'm usually like out somewhere, like whatever. Like the last time I had like ice cream, like I was just out in a town in Colorado walking around and I got some frozen yogurt. That's funny. So hard. It was incredible.

Yeah. I don't order dessert usually at restaurants unless they have like something weird or interesting. Me too. Like I love pistachias. Or a lot of rose or like a little custard. See, I'm pretty... We have similar palettes. Yes, we do.

That's why we share food when we go. I'm pretty basic stuff. I'll eat everything. I will eat anything. That's the thing. I'll eat the fancy stuff, but I'll... Goop, go up. Okay, so we go back to the game, a bite of the table.

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Okay. Six. Stop it now. You're not right. What is your topic? I get an arch nemesis. Like an arch nemesis shows up that I have to fight. Okay.

Or maybe like, yeah. And so 10 being like, oh shit, this is a really challenging, cool arch nemesis. And one is like an arch nemesis. that I'm like, you're gonna. I can't believe I have to fuck it. Not that I'm like gonna be. Is it made up or? Yeah, made up.

Like you show up and you get to be my like super villain. Oh shit. I get a super villain. And so like 10 is like, oh shit. They're formidable and also cool. Okay. One is like this sucks. You go.

Your arch nemesis, that is this number, is shadow Shane. That's really good. He is exactly you, but complete shadow. God, that's so, red eyes. And he can create weapons

with his shadow smoke. That's sick. Yeah. It's almost like a performance. And he talks like this. Sonification of like, you know, like. It's like the darkness in your soul. Like yeah, facing, I have to face myself.

Yeah. Exactly. Like. Yes. It's like your temptations and everything. Like that's really fucking sick. Oh. He loves a complicated dessert.

Whoa. That's really good. That's funny. In many ways he is the opposite of me, but in many ways he is. also the same as me. Whoa. Wow.

I mean, I'm not. Good luck topping that. Honestly, yeah. That's kind of like, similar to what I was going to do. He said that really fast. All right. This is machete Shane.

Well, it feels derivative. Fine. Fine. Fine. This is, this is. You can do machete Shane.

No, no. Let's hear it. This is hot woman. Like, you're like, Okay. Yes.

Keep going. Keep going. Okay. This is Jessica Rabbit. Jessica Robert. Robert. Robert. Robert.

Jessica Robert. Jessica Robert. Jessica Robert. Jessica Rabbit. Jessica Robert Downey Jr. Rabbit comes in. Jessica Rabbit. She has.

She has Courtney's voice. Okay. Again, this is a, this must be a Nemesis. This is supposed to be unalarnished. And she comes in and she's like, help me. And she needs your help. But every time you get close to her, she has machetes.

Machetes pop out of every joint in her body. Listen. That's all we're doing. That's literally the only thing. Jessica Rabbit has your wife's voice. And she's like, Oh, help me, Shane. Like, I'm in trouble.

And every time you go to help her, she has machetes. This sucks. See, so Tommy's had me going like, oh, is this like a nine? And yours has me going like, oh, are you okay? Shut up. Here's what my original was, but it's too close to Tommy's. I was going to do mirror Shane. Where it's like literally, it's a bunch of mirrors.

And every mirror, every reflection that comes back is like you as your younger self. That's what I was going to do. But fuck it. that person's dead because Jessica Rabbit with machete arms killed him. How about this? So it's Jessica Rabbit.

Chance. She doesn't. She doesn't. She doesn't. Before you face Mother Gaya, before you face Mother Gaya, you must face me, the father of time. He brings out his huge fucking sithe. He's like, reverberation through time.

Shake all of you. And he's standing before you. Holy shit. I didn't know I could use a soundtrack. Doing a Titan. Well, Jessica Rabbit has fucking heels and machete arms. Don't, don't. Don't.

This is somehow a nine or a ten, which is crazy. Which is crazy. I had to like offset what was going on. You have to bring out. You guys don't get it. one of the biggest arch nemesis in like all of mythology. Right. Yeah.

I'm gonna go with 10. It's, is it 10? It was nine. It was nine. If you stuck with me. I got it right out on the bat. Yeah, no, but Chance,

you had no choice because Amanda did that. That was so, what did you want me to do? Like, fucking Odysseus with machete on. You could have done, you could have just been like, oh, your villain is like a super strong,

like awesome guy. Like, you could have just done. She was super strong, but she kept being like, I need your help. And then you got closer. No, what does she,

it help is super strong. strong. She was manipulating you. Okay. Jesus Christ. She's just a rabbit. You know what? Spin.

Spin. Is it me? Yes. This is Amanda's, this is Amanda's new catchphrase. What? Ten being a really awesome catchphrase. One being a really bad new catchphrase.

This is my new catchphrase. Do we like that? Do we don't have to do that? I love it. I like that. Okay. This is my new catchphrase that I say around the office. Yeah.

And in videos. This is like the new thing like that. And 10 is like, cool. When fans think of like your quote, like this is the Amanda quote. Okay, here it goes. Ten is cool. Here it goes. Here it goes. Looks like girly pops on girly top.

I actually kind of like that. You know what I realized? Am I going to like all of these? Probably. For people listening, they don't get to see the numbers so they have to guess along. Yeah, that's fun. That is kind of fun. And someone driving their car to work just threw up. Girlie top. That's pretty cool.

Okay. I'm getting some vibes. I'm scared mine's going to be... Just do it. Well, Mommy-likey, and I'm Mommy. Okay. I can understand where this is going. This feels Jessica Rabbit territory. It's very awesome burger.

Yeah. Oh, random burger. Random burger. Awesome sauce. Ox sauce. This is whenever, like, someone, like, me or, like, someone does something that annoys you, you're like, I'm getting pretty upsetting spaghetti right now. I'm sick to my stomach.

stomach right now. I feel like we're under. No, there could be worse. Yeah. Can we go one more round? Yeah, yeah, of course. Okay, okay, okay. Mommy, like you, and I'm mommy.

Pretty good. Oh, I think she's gonna start doing that. Spread the love. Not the hate. Oh, God. Feels like a college poster vibe. I got it. Yeah, that's right.

Okay, I kind of like that one. Jessica Rabbit, territory again. Love it. Don't you can't hide. I didn't hide. Just grab it, machete arms? Fan art. Spread the love.

Or the strawberry jam. Ew! Farmers Market. This is like kind of your sign out, and you'll just be like, all right, guys, peace out. Okay. Yeah, that feels right. See, that's making me want to go like six,

and you guys are making me want to go like three, or four. or five just pick one number no or seven or eight or nine or ten I'm gonna say I'm saying three whatever yes you got it that's it you got it well which one are you picking

what's your new phrase I think mommy likey and I'm mommy mommy sounds like something I would say and people would go I think you would say that oh yeah okay I will close my eyes close your eyes to see what he picks on the wheel.

Do it again. A smiley face. We can't do that. Oh, okay. The category is you're breaking up with me. Ten is the best breakup. One is the worst way to break up with him.

Damn. Is that a good prompt or should I give you another one? It's a great prompt. It's a good prompt. Tenging time. Take your time in the interim. I will sing. There's no.

Applebrew. Hey, Chance, I know this isn't the best time, but can I talk to you? Thank you. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm going to tell you. Shane has cried three times this podcast. You geared up for that.

Literally, and then he went. I think, Chance, I remember. Everything is when you gear up for something. Yeah, it's always. He has not let go of this mic since he sat here. I just want everyone to know. He loves it. You're just like, okay, okay, hold on, hold on.

Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Because I'm going to the possibilities. I'm not just doing something on instinct. You're doing the Doctor Strange that were like, Yes. I'm like going through 14 million possibilities.

Like only one. All of them are cringe. Hey. Okay, go ahead. Gilly pops on girly top. Okay, let's go. That one's good. So, um.

Hi, Tommy. Hey. Hey, what's up? Yeah. Um. I know we've been having a lot of fun and like enjoying our time, but I just started to take you off of the karaoke stage just then. I just, um, just pick the next guy.

Pick the next guy. I'll sing. I had to wait for like 20 minutes. I just feel like it's important when we talk about this. Is everything okay? Yeah, not really. I just am not the biggest fan of you singing. Oh.

And I think it's over between us. Wait, whoa. Wait, what? I'm really sorry. Because of my singing? Yeah. That's, Tommy, that's crazy. You understand that's crazy, right?

No, I got to go and I'm really sorry. Go? I got, we're breaking up. In this bar right now? Yeah, but. We're waiting on drinks. Can we go outside and talk? I'll close my tab right now.

I'll cover the tab. Oh, ma'am. I'm sorry, I'm in the middle of a song. I got to go. You guys get off the same. What? You stole my bite. Wow.

Oh my god. Shit. He died in an explosion. Okay. The way I left was not part of the number. Got rid of that. That was just a fun little extra. Okay.

Okay. Hey, Chance. Hey, Dennis, what's up? So I'm Tommy. He gets to be Dennis. He looks so Dennis. Dennis. Look, I've been having such a great

with you. Yeah, me too. It's been awesome. But I think it's just not really working out for me. I think I'm just not feeling it. But I hope we can still be good friends. Wait, whoa, whoa, whoa. Yeah, I'm just, I'm sorry, like, I'm just going through a lot. Oh, no. I just feel like I'm not feeling like that this is going. Oh, sure. But, hey, so I know we also, we had those, I know we had those tickets to go see. Yeah. Third Eye Blind. Yeah. I was wondering, what be okay if I took someone else to took those tickets, yeah. Babe, I've been literally waiting in the car for like 20 minutes.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Well, I mean, I can Venmo you. Oh, it's like trash in here. Maybe, but we can figure that out later. Okay, you know what? Yeah, and thank you for being so forthright. Oh, yeah, of course. It didn't work out and that's fine.

Yeah. Thank you for not like leading me on and just out. Yeah, for sure. All right. Can we go? Yeah, I'm going to go to this. It's literally getting us. Literally tonight.

So like a fuck time to. Hope you have other plans. Yeah, because I don't. I'll figure it out. I'll see you later. Yep. Let's go. All right.

All right. I got it. Literally the boringest conversation I've ever experienced. Got to get to my son's lacrosse game. All right. Boring. Okay. This is a big plate of nachos.

Oh, it's a big plate of nachos. Oh, it's a big plate of naches. Oh, great. Oh, God. It took forever and I tripped. Oh, no. And I tripped. Oh, fuck.

Oh, fuck. Oh, no. Babe, it's fine. Oh, fuck. Oh, Claire, it's literally fun. No, there's nachos everywhere. No, it's okay.

I'll go upstairs and change. Oh, my God. Yeah, go upstairs and change because I made these in the microwave. They're probably really hot. Yeah, oh, wow, they are really hot. I just noticed. Yeah.

Um, man. Is everything okay? You're probably going to need to change back at your house. What do you mean? Your stuff? Yeah. Um, I put it in a bag. Why would you do that?

I can't do this anymore. Like, the nachos? Permanently us. Oh, is there a reason? I just need to be free. Like, it's actually like a me thing. Yeah. I just feel like.

Except I'm also a part of this relationship, right? Yes, of course. Yeah. You are. You're a part of this relationship. And I really am. super sorry, but like I didn't want you to have to like have it be awkward and go up there and pack up all your stuff. So I just like packed up your stuff ahead of time.

So you threw nachos at me? No. Oh, that was like, no. No, I literally tripped on the cat toy. Oh my God. I thought you were like through naches at me. Okay. Oh my god. I would never. Okay. Okay. Um. Chance. I was going to call you babe, but that feels like disrespectful. Well, we've been dating for three months. So I don't think that'd be crazy. Yeah. Yeah. So I have to end this. Okay. It's such a bummer. I'm going to take the cat though. You know what? What? Oh, wow. You're going to give me the cat right now.

Give me, like, a day to think about it. Okay. Yeah. And you can stay as long as you want to clean that up. You don't have to, like, rush out. I'm cleaning up the nachos that you spilled. I'll get a Tide to Go pen. How about I think about cleaning up the nachos for a day? That's crazy. You're going to sit in that for a whole day. Right.

Right. So I'm gonna guess like, wait, 10 being the best way. Yeah. Yeah. I'm gonna guess, I'm gonna go four. Yes! Yes! Oh my God!

I just wanted mine to be really awfully. Did you date guys like that at any point, like when you're a teenager or into college? What do you mean like that? Just the way that you were, that guy was operating, I just am like, man, you've, you've had to have known a guy like this. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I don't know if I've dated a guy like this, but I've definitely had friends who have dated a guy like this. I just know this guy. Yeah.

He's very one of those guys. It's like, oh. Because you play that guy so well. Thank you. And you played that guy a lot. Like, I feel like multiple characters throughout Bath Legacy. Yeah. Oh, yeah.

Well, that guy's a little, he's a little flirtier. Oh, that guy I know very well. It's just like, oh, I hate that smile. I know those guys, yeah, I definitely have dated one of those guys way back in the day. I haven't really met those guys out here, though. Those are like, they're like, they're like hidden,

those are back home. Yeah, that's not the type of shitty guy you get in L.A. No, the shitty guy in L.A. is, I don't know, I think it might be worse. I think they are way worse. They are way worse. in L.A. because they have like the facade. They have a better facade.

See, back home you're like, okay. They're up from here. Yeah. But here in L.A. They're pretending. Wolf in a sheep's skin. Yes, exactly. Or Odysseus in a lamb scan. And I am Polly Femoth. Pymouth? Pymouth.

Pauly Pemoth. Pauly Pemoth. Anyways. That was really good. That was a challenging one, I would say. That was actually quite a challenge. Yeah. You guys were all very communicative. It wasn't like fucked up, but it was just like, I need a little more explanation and I'm not getting that.

It was like, oh, it's a decent breakup, but it's there's a shitty ass. It was like, it's like very one-sided. It's I'm taking care of myself without regards to how it relates to you. And it's right now. And it's immediate. It's like and just cut this relationship off whenever I want to. So what would a one be, a text? And then block, immediate block.

One is a full on like a fair and they're leaving for that person and they're being like you're losing a bunch of shit. A one would be like, this is my new boyfriend. Come on in. Yes. He looks like you, but hot. You know, I'd be like, okay, well. Wait, that literally happened to me. I was dating, I was dating this guy, and we were, he was in town and he was had a date when he was moving.

And he moved back to South Carolina. And we were talking about doing long distance. We haven't really talked about it, but we didn't talk about, like, we were kind of separated. Like, it was just like he was moving. So it was like, we weren't going to be together. And then two days after he was like, I'm gonna miss my boyfriend. On Instagram he posts, I'm gonna miss my boyfriend. Mind you, we've been dating for like, we've been going on dates and going to like baby showers and shit for three months.

It's been a while. We're spending a lot of time here. Like I'm meeting his family. I met his mom and his sister. Oh. Yeah. And then he posts the next day, my beautiful boyfriend who looks just like me. He's like light skin, half black, curls, crazy eyes.

and I was like I felt so stupid I felt so dumb but it was How would you know? How do you know And then you feel so dumb Isn't that crazy

that that's your first thought is like you feel so dumb But literally how would you know How did you know? And how would you expect that? No Also Fuck him

He posted He posted it Wild Did you do anything? He truly took all of you And mapped it onto this new person Did you say anything? Yeah of course

Yeah You called him out. And did he just not care? He was like, I'm sorry, like, I'm sorry, I'm like, I know. And it was just like, a blatant, like, I know that I was doing wrong. I know what I did. I'm not lying about it. He's just like, I know, I'm sorry.

And then I was close with his friends. And his friends were like, yeah, we knew the whole time. You knew the whole time. Oh. Hello? Oh, well, fuck all of them. Right. And now they're all in L.A.

They all moved to L. Let's find that. And they're like, let's be buddy, buddy. This is before I was on Spanish. Now they're like, you want to get, yeah. Can you help us get cast and shit? No. We're doing this short film.

Can you come to the... We fucked you over earlier, but can't help our careers. No, the fuck I can't. What? No, be like, they already have me. I'm right here. Right. Oh, well, it's not the boyfriend.

He wants to get cast. It's the friends. No, yeah. All right, farts. Actually, yes. Okay, let's do it real quick, because we got to go. All right. What?

Okay, it's a fart and a goodbye. Is there a number on the board? Spin it again. Who's looking? Wait, yeah. Tommy, it's my thing that I can. Okay.

Okay. Got it? Okay. All right. So what's the scale here? Ten is like really, wait, 10 is like you need to go to the hospital

and I feel like I need to turn this video off immediately. Number one is, L.O.L. That wasn't even a goodbye. Okay. It's fart goodbye. Okay. It's fart goodbye.

Spank my ass. I don't know if we can't top that old. man farts I think I think we go here we go all right do you want me to go first yes please all right I'll see you later that's good yeah okay it's a light gone mommy likey and I'm mommy okay okay okay okay okay okay okay hey hey guys thanks for watching Smoshmouth I'm chance fucking good. That was awesome.

That was well done. Okay, is it a... Really good. Feels like a two. Got it. Yeah. Okay, hold on. Break my ass and fart and feel the explosion.

Okay, I'm gonna, I'll do a send off with this number here. Yeah, do a send off. With 10? Okay, hospital. That sucks. He loved it. Jesus. Do what I love the most is go.

Get out. So. ending a video with Go get out Someone warning you so hard Like a ship is sinking Go Get out

Imagine you walk into a public restroom And there's someone at a stall And they yell that out I would get out I would leave it me I'm gone Get out I

I would die laughing If you're in an airport bathroom And you wait Get out It's crazy work Go Get up!

Stop, I'm gonna, I'm gonna die, I'm gonna die. Okay, wow, guys, that was Smoshmouth. The Wheel, part two, the wheel returns. That was so fun. That was incredible, it to end. What a great time. Yeah, thank you, Chance and Tommy for being amazing. Thanks, Shane, for being here.

Yeah, you know. It's good to have you back, actually. Yeah, thanks. You're welcome. All right. All right. Go. Get it!