Smosh Mouth - #16 - Try Not To Laugh: The Podcast w/ Angela Giarratana

Episode Date: October 9, 2023

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Same game, parlays, it's all fine You'll put a smile on your face Bet on the sports you love with BetRivers Sportsbook. Take a chance! Hi, welcome to Smosh Mouth. I'm Shane. And I'm Amanda. And we have a special guest here, Angela Girardani. Angela Gir... I'm Angela Ghirardelli.

Angela Ghirardelli. Okay, this episode is going to be cool. Very cool. We are doing Try Not to Laugh the podcast today. The rules of that are simple. Very soon, once we yell start, we cannot laugh. If you laugh, you get a mark. I have this page here with all of our names, and you get a mark.

You get a tally. Whoever has the least amount of tallies at the end of this episode gets a $20 gift card to wherever they want. Wherever we want. Holy shit. Our choice. Okay.

It could be Target. Could be Target. Could be very cool. I have been dying to play any type of game where there is an actual prize with money. So this is awesome.

I haven't gotten that approved from the company yet, but if I have to buy the friggin' gift card, I will. I want some stakes. I need some stakes. We really wanted to do this because we just want to kind of throw out fun things to do, and the three of us, I feel

like, always make each other laugh really hard, and I feel like this might be hard. The next time we do this, we're not going to intro it like this. We're just going to do it. It's just going to start. But this episode's the first one. So we're establishing the rules. We're establishing what's going on. There's, like I said, no rules. You can tell truths,

true stories. You can make up bullshit, tell lies. I would say everything that's said on this podcast, don't take it at face value. Nope. Don't be going out of here and going, what they said, they said this. It's like, no, we're joking. Yeah, this is silly.

Everything after this is a means of trying to make the others laugh. Yeah. All right, do you have any laughs that you gotta get out? See? Yeah. Now on, I'm only thinking about the sad shit in my life.

Okay. Okay. That's not fair. I'm letting you know the subtext in my life. Okay. Okay. That's not fair. I'm letting you know the subtext in my brain. That's not fair. My life is so good. Okay. Are we ready?

I'll give us a countdown. Yeah. So if you guys have second thoughts. Amanda's still laughing. Oh, no, guys. I'm laughing because of the shit I want to tell. Okay. I'm going to so lose.

What makes me laugh about you two is you two attempting to do stuff. Yeah. It's not even... Thanks. Thanks. Thanks a lot. It's not... No, that's not me saying that...

It's just when you... I'm done. No. Finish your thought now. I'm entering the zone. No, no, no, no, no. I'm done. Okay.

That's actually a very good impression of Angela. I have a great idea. It's Tom. Let's not talk about it. Okay. That's actually a very good impression of Angela. Let's be like, I have a great idea. It's Tom. Let's not talk about it. Okay. She's in the zone. You're getting in the zone. I'm in the zone.

I'm getting in the zone. All right. Here we go. In five, four, three, two, one. And we've begun. This is a very serious podcast. You fuckers ready? Yeah. Absolutely. I'm ready.. You fuckers ready? Yeah.

Absolutely. I'm ready. We can talk about whatever we want. Welcome to Smosh Mouth. That's right. It's pretty good. I'm just warming up. You're just warming up? Do you like our sign? I love your sign. Thank you very much. Is it not too big?

No, I think it's perfect. Mm-hmm. Good. It is pretty good. Did you make it with your widow assholes? Did you make it with your... I can do this. I can use not cuss words. That was pretty good, though.

That was pretty good. We didn't make it with our widow assholes. We didn't make it at all. Another person on Amazon or something made it with their widow asshole. Or something. Yeah. They made it with their widow, widow, widow little asshole. Amanda, you are teetering on the line there.

You are teetering on the line as well. All right. We're going to be harsh about these laughs, okay? How was your guys' week? The week has been pretty good. Yeah, I think my mustache is getting to a point that I have to really consider what I'm going to do with it. Because it's getting there.

You can tell. But there's a lot of benefits. There's a lot of unseen benefits to my mustache. Like what? Catching food? So you're kind of... Damn it! That's a point for Amanda.

The game has begun. Amanda is the first to fall by her own doing. Yeah, you did that to yourself. I thought I have a big ego. Well, you're part of, having a mustache, you're kind of part of a network that you never realized. You know, I get nods from other guys with mustaches. There's an understanding that we have amongst each other.

When? There's just a mutual respect there. And it doesn't matter what kind of mustache you have. Angela, you all right? I'm fine. Amanda just going, when? When are men nodding at Shane? Oh, I feel like all the time.

That's not fair. I feel like you get nodded at all the time. Like you're just at the gym and they're like. No, no. No, actually at the gym that does not fair. I feel like you get nodded at all the time. Like you're just at the gym and they're like, no. No, actually at the gym that does not happen. At the gym, I don't look at people at the gym. No, but I just feel like you're just like, okay, I'll believe you.

Thank you. That was a breathe. That was a laugh. Let's talk about what a laugh is. That was first of all, you're acting like, you know when jeeps beep at each other because you guys have a jeep? You're talking like that.

Like people are nodding. It's a little more subtle than that. It's a little more discreet. It's not that. Nice mustache! Mustache. If you two believe that that was a laugh, give me a point, I'm not scared to lose.

Oh, you're back at that. Oh, you're back at that. I'm gonna give you a pass on that. Yeah, great. But I'm being intense, man. I think both players should believe it was a laugh and then. Have you guys ever. That has to come down to a vote.

Have you guys ever been with a boyfriend and you farted and they asked if you farted and you say no? And then you have to keep it up the whole time. It happened to me when I was like 15. And I think that's why we broke up. Because he asked me if I farted. I'm listening. And it was in my room, and it was just us. Was it?

And I said, no. And he was like, you didn't? And I said, no. Was it like? And he was like, you farted, and now you're lying. So I'm trying to picture, I'm trying to imagine what you're describing to me, Amanda. And I think I'm hearing like Oh my god!

It's another for Amanda. You're stupid. But that almost got you. Angela, you're You have tears. You have tears in your eyes. The problem was there's many farts that come out of that fart machine. You are full on crying right now. And you are laughing, basically. That is, oh.

What? Angela, you're the tiebreaker. Was I laughing just now? I don't think you were laughing. So you guys haven't farted with a boyfriend and denied it until the end of your days? You fucking. So you're sitting there and you're watching Gilmore Girls and you're like, ah ha ha. Sorry. That's boys all around. That's points all around.

That's points all around. It was Gilmore Girls that got me in the can. First of all, I was not watching Gilmore Girls. I was wrapping coins. Okay, okay, okay, okay. I had to let a big one out of the can. No, that was one. That's all one.

That's all one. Let's come back. I was wrapping coins. Are you dead serious? You were wrapping? Yes. What do you mean you were wrapping coins? I worked at Dunkin' Donuts.

People tipped in coins. You're out. That's another one for Amanda. It's really embarrassing what you do to yourself. Angela and I are tied. Same point. Whatever, dudes. Once I was at a friend's house, and she had cushions on our seats, and I perioded a little bit on this on the

cushions through my jeans this is disgusting I'm sorry your jeans yeah I'm sorry but here's the funny part I saw that I did that I freaked out okay I was in like college I took her cushion to the bathroom somehow I got up took the cushion off the kitchen, like the table, okay? Without anyone noticing. Why was there a cushion on a kitchen table? Oh no, on the kitchen chair, okay? This is disgusting, I can't believe

I'm telling you guys this story. I mean, I think I dropped like a drop. Like it was like nothing, but I was mortified. Yeah, through jeans. Okay, it was just, this happens to young girls when you're like a kid. When you're like 18. Correct. Okay.

So I was like on her, like, you know, like a normal dining room table and there's like a little cushion. Yeah. I get up and I'm like, somehow I get up and I take the cushion and I like stuff it in my shirt. You're like, no. Gotcha. Gotcha.

God, you fell right into it. All you had to do was cuddle the period cushion. And I laughed. Yeah. That's more disgusting than funny. I just like to think of just subtly taking the thing. You're just sitting there. You're just like, this game is really good.

Anyways, and you just get up and you take the whole chair with you. You know? So I take it into the bathroom. And then I stuff it. Does that count? No. That was awesome. Now, I take it into the bathroom. Does that count? No. No. Right.

I stuff it into my jeans. I stuff it into my ass. The whole cushion? Okay. Sorry. Wow. Amanda's getting crushed right now. I stuff it into this.

How baggy were your pants? I don't remember. I just remember stuffing it and leaving. Because I literally couldn't even just say, I made an accident. So I leave, and then I leave. And then her and her roommates go, where did the cushion go? You left the house? I left with the cushion.

Oh, you would. What? What do you think would have happened if you were honest with them? She would have been like, oh, that happens. It's okay. We're all girls. No, but instead you did the lie. I did the lie.

And then I didn't even wash the cushion. And then you did the theft. And then I threw away the cushion. Well, I understand that mindset. They were probably, she probably thinks about it to this day. And they always talked about the missing cushion. Who? This was like my freshman year and I was hanging out with sophomores.

So they talk about the missing cushion that you were sitting on and they don't. It was really embarrassing. When you perioded anywhere, it was really embarrassing. When you were like a young girl. Oh, it sucked. I thought this would kill. Yeah, it's okay. We just kind of feel bad for you.

I don't know if I'm going to laugh for the next hour now. I feel so sad. I feel really sad. I feel really sad. I feel deep pain. Period on jeans is just a nightmare. It's pretty awful. I can't believe this got fucked so bad. Fuck, I broke for a second, too.

I got to be honest there. Okay, moving back. That was a slam, not dunk. Amanda, something I wanted to kind of return to because I've had this question since we talked about our previous jobs

you mentioned just a second ago that you worked at Dunkin Donuts I was always I've always been curious about this did people ever

return the donuts after they were done using them you you just you it's so funny

no they never returned the donuts after using them. But I will talk about a chocolate stick one more time. A chocolate stick is a very long, black donut. We have tears. Tears are allowed. And when you heat up a chocolate stick, let me tell you, it's very soft and it's delicious. That sounds great. And I always

try to offer it to people. I'd be like, would you like to try a chocolate stick with your coffee? Okay. All three of us. People say that I laugh at my own jokes, but Amanda's here. I would say, would you like to try a chocolate stick with your coffee? It's really good heated up. And they'd be like, no. Alright, that's another. That's a separate sentence. you like to try a chocolate stick with your coffee? It's really good. Heat it up. And they'd be like, no. All right.

That's another. That's a separate sentence. As long as it's the same thing that you're laughing at, we won't tally up more points. But if it's a new sentence, a new joke. The amount of Dunkin' Donuts stories that I have are insane. Ugh. I believe it.

But no one has returned a donut that they've already eaten. What kind of fucking question is that? It's a question that made you laugh, so. I just think it'd be hilarious if you brought the donuts and you're like, yeah, I used them. They're not that great. You used them? You used them. I think we all know what I. What do you mean?

Never mind. Go into it. Look. Yeah, I worked at Dunk's. So you worked at Dunk's. People tipped in coins. That sucks. Is that an East Coast thing or a Portuguese thing? I say it's wrong. I cannot believe you just said that. That was an absolute slam dunk by Shane Topp.

I fucking fumbled it. You fumbled it on the line. I fumbled it. It is. Oh, you fumbled the fucking ball on the 10-yard line. It is probably an East Coast thing, probably a Portuguese thing. I don't think every customer is Portuguese. That got you.

I got you. I don't think every customer is Portuguese. But yeah, I basically had buckets of coins. And then you farted. And then your boyfriend was like, did you fart? And you said no. And then he broke up with you, and you said, and you believe that he broke up with you because you lied about farting? No, I was like, I didn't fart. And he's like, it smells in here.

It's just us. All right. Angela, you really worked at it, and you eventually got her. Pretty impressive. And we just continued to wrap coins. Okay, let's move on from that story. Going into my notes app. So I have something, because we're talking about previous jobs.

I talked about how I've only worked on iCarly, or I've only worked on acting stuff. But I was thinking about it, and I went back home after we did that episode with Chance, talking about our previous jobs, and I was reading through the script because I still have the old iCarly script. And I remember there's a scene that got cut

that was, in my opinion, some of the funniest shit that I've seen, but they cut it for whatever reason. They cut pages off of every script. And I have it. Oh, God, no. He's playing dirty. Such a fucking liar. No, this is a fucking lie. Angela, I'd love for you to read this.

Oh, my God. So, I have this script here that I'd love for you to read. Oh, love the font. Yeah. You know, this was the final draft, and they just did things differently. Okay, okay. What?

I'm just going to focus so I don't. Yeah, could you please? You can just read all the parts. All of it? Just read all of it. Oh, this is a fucking trap. Look, we talked about this show. I have to stay strong because I think I'm losing right now.

You did because, yeah. You are, in fact, losing pretty hardcore right now, Amanda. Yeah, I do want everyone to know. Angela and I are tied. I really want that $20 gift card. What are you doing? Yeah, because I was prepped for this because Amanda and Shane texted me, Shane texted

me, what's up motherfucker in all caps. We're back Thursday. Try not to laugh the podcast. Yeah, we're recording this on a Thursday. Yeah, I thought reading your own text back to Thursday. Try not to laugh the podcast. Yeah. We're recording this on a Thursday. Yeah. I thought reading your own text back to you would get you to laugh. No. Oh, definitely not.

Interior. I Carly's house. 2008 day. Carly Shay and Sam Puckett are doing the same typical Nickelodeon bullshit like flinging bookers at a dartboard or making a cake out of garbage. Okay. You got one. I really have to see. I, Carly's brother, Spencer, huge

dumbass and stuff, enters wearing a dunce cap. Spencer. I don't even know what my job is. This is a trap. Okay, I got it, I got it. I can do this. I, Carly. You're the comic relief, you stupid piece of shit.

It says comedic. Comedic. It's fine. Spencer, oh right, Spencer explodes, launching confetti all over the room. Sam, I guess he was a piñata just then. Philip. Brownlee Philip Brownlee

Brownlee can and no canonically thank you canonically played by Shane Topp enters the room.

Carly Shay for my Carly? Carly, yeah? Philip walks up and hands her an envelope. Philip, you've been served.

And that's, I thought that scene was really great. Watermarked, two broke girls. I think my favorite, We got through it. I got two points. I think my favorite thing is watching Shane watch Angela read that. Just intently, just like laugh.

Just like this. Laugh. Yes. This is a relic. This should be framed. Yeah, I was writing this up. You got two laughs out of her. I mean, no, I didn't write this up.

Sorry, I lied. I found this. Yeah, you found this. This is from? So it was watermarked two broke girls. Yeah, isn't that interesting? So that must have been a PA's message. Yeah, just an accident. I think that PA probably worked on two broke girls. Yeah, it's not interesting. Yeah, just an accident.

I think that PA probably worked on two broke girls. Yeah, and just got really... I love Nickelodeon when they do bullshit and stuff. Oh, they do flick boogers at dartboards. And make cakes out of... Garbage. Yeah. I mean, look.

Well played. You got two points. And I was... Got two points out of that. That was worth the effort. I feel like I was in the lead before then. We were tied. Okay. We were tied.

Well, let's fucking go. I have a story. Let's fucking go. I have a story. Okay, go. Can I tell you this story real quick? I know that before this story, she's gonna lose out of this one. No, I'm not.

She's gonna laugh. No, I'm not. Guys, this actually. I hate that it worked! I hate that it worked. I hate that it worked. What the fuck? I wasn't expecting it to work. What sucks is farts always make me laugh. The fart machine is such a dangerous choice for me

because it makes me laugh every time. It is so dangerous. God, my TikTok page is unfortunately figuring out that i i fucking love farts there's oh no there's this guy named like wait his name is like the farter and he can fart on command and he calls up he calls up like he'll call up like dominoes and he'll just be farting into his phone while trying to order a pizza and they'll be like yeah so you want to um youft. You want a pepper? And he just keeps farting. He doesn't

let them speak. It's the dumbest bit but it makes me laugh. I was crying laughing. And it knows. It knows when you're crying. It's like I was watching Marley and Me. I was crying so hard. Isn't that a story about a dog dying?

Yeah, but it's the same amount of tears. See, that was the joke you wanted to get us on. Here's my story. All right, Amanda. Guys, this really happened to me. Really happened to me, and it was horrendous. Okay, so. It was horrendous.

I was at a friend's birthday hangout. It wasn't yours. And I went to the bathroom, and it was kind of like a club hangout, like wasn't yours. And I went to the bathroom and it was kind of like a club hangout, like lots of music. And I walked into the bathroom and there's toilet paper everywhere, all everywhere. And I walk in and there's like, and there's like, looks like Sharpie writing all over the bathroom. She can't even get through. Look like Sharpie writing all over the bathroom. Looked like Sharpie writing all over the bathroom.

And I walk in and I was like, this is crazy. And I don't put my butt on the seat, because you don't. And then I saw a Sharpie marker on the toilet paper. Do right on the wall because I was like oh so cute some Damn it fuck somebody left a sharpie for everyone to write like fun stuff on the girls wall. That sounds great Yeah, I pick it up and It's a tampon applicator that's been used and it's black. So I thought it was a Sharpie,

so I pick it up and start writing and it's plastic and it crushes in my hand. That really happened to me. You got Brendan pretty hard. That really happened to me. I was in a stall going like, oh my god, girls are writing things on the wall. Let me grab this cute little Sharpie that someone left.

And it was a plastic tampon applicator. And I went, ah! And I dropped it on the ground and girls were like, you're not in the bathroom. That's another for Amanda. See, this story doesn't hurt me too much. I don't get it because I've never been into a women's

bathroom before. I've never seen a tampon before. That was supposed to fucking kill. So I don't know what any of, everything that you're saying sounds like Portuguese to me. Yeah, that's what we're learning today. That's what we're learning today is period jokes don't work.

Yeah, they feel very directed. They work when you- You're trying to use the kryptonite on each other. I can't do this. That was like locked and loaded. That was like when you have three Nerf guns. Fine, I'll give myself a point.

That was like when you have three Nerf guns jacked in a little hole and they all come out really fast. Whoa. Jacked in a little hole. You need to slow down, Missy. Sniper chest reference there. Guys, I went through a traumatic event. Okay. I grabbed a tampon I went through a traumatic event. Okay. I grabbed a tampon thinking it was a Sharpie.

Okay, bitches, I'm going to need a minute to find a fucking video that's going to wreck you souls. Oh, here's another one. I was at Squirrel straight up, and it was very busy. Pre or post mold? Pre. Pre mold. That explains everything. It was so busy.

And you know how they serve juices like really fancy juices like seven dollars but it's like this much so it was really really busy super long line and I was like getting my stuff and I was really hungry and I put my hand down on the table and I actually by accidently put my whole hand in someone's juice. I literally had my back turned and I put my hand on the table to get like footing because I was really hungry and I put,

I dipped my whole hand in someone's $7 juice. This only counts as one laugh, but holy shit. I went like this. I went. Is that where the mold came from? If a woman put her whole hand in

my juice... And, and, and, I put my whole hand and I went, oh, oh, I'm so sorry. And the girl was like... How do you even put your whole hand in the juice? Because the cups... The cups are wide.

What would you have done if you put your whole hand in her juice? You turn around, you go, I'm so sorry. And she just goes. Got it. Got it. You didn't even. Wow. I got that one.

I put my whole hand in her juice and I literally, I went, and she went. Once I was. Okay. She said, okay. And I went, and she went, okay. She said, okay. And I went, I'm so sorry. I'll get you another one. And she was like, the line is so long. Whoa. And I was like, I'm so sorry.

And she went and took her cup and walked to her seat. And I was like, my hand was covered in turmeric. That's the most insane response to that. She went, okay, and then she took the drink. I would have been like, oh my God, that's hilarious. No worries. But she was like, I think that's a funny issue. You put your whole hand.

I was like, oh, I gotta get a straw. Better be careful, Angela. You're teetering right now. Thank you for the, thank you. I'm so glad that you thought that was funny because that was real. And that happened. That's insane. That happened years ago. That's so embarrassing that you thought that was funny because that was real. And that happened. That's insane.

That happened years ago. That's so embarrassing. Once I was sitting in church with my whole family, my mom, we go to church every holiday. And I was holding coffee. Yeah. And we were holding, we were holding, I was holding a coffee. And my brother and I like to like kind of go late and pick up coffee on the corner. Bad.

And then have it during the service because it's like a little pick-me-up. Or holding the coffee. I was holding my coffee, and I can't explain what happened. I was holding it, and it was during the sermon portion, so it was really quiet. And for some reason,

it felt like I was losing my grip on it, but I wasn't moving. I was holding it, and then suddenly I, fuck. Yeah, I mean, you know, Angela, that's the rules. Yeah, it's okay, it's okay. Yeah, I'm killing it. That's the rules. Suddenly it felt like I was losing my grip.

I just kinda like, I like threw it a little. And then as I threw it, I like tried to grab it okay so like I can't explain it I'm fucking this up so I'm holding the coffee and it's like this oh my god but that's what happened you actually you got Amanda okay but that's what happened and this huge coffee I backhanded it onto this woman sitting in front of me during the sermon. Was it hot? How hot was it?

I backhanded it onto a woman. It's like I took a ball and I went, poof. And I don't even know how. I was just like, poof, poof. You got her again. That counts as a game. I'm a little more shocked by this story. Here's the thing.

Wow, you really killed it. For someone who's been at church a lot, that is horrific. Could you imagine? So what happened? She's like, oh, look, our father! Did the sermon shut down? Not shut down. It was like, sermons don't shut down.

I mean, someone just got hot coffee thrown on them. Oh my god, I'm so sorry! And she went, the Lord is with thee. It was like half a cup. Only her head turns around, full 180. It was wild because it was just like, what was really funny to all of us was that I was, it just went from just being still to me going.

Yeah, it looked purposeful. Yeah, and I don't know what happened. That one was really funny. Church, anything church is very funny. Yeah, I was at church. The last time I was at church for Easter, they asked for offering in crypto. Okay. Was that past December?

Yeah. Crypto doesn't make me laugh. Wow. Does crypto make you laugh? I wonder if God made crypto crash as a means of punishing that church. Oh, yeah, maybe. So this is the not, I'm not trying to make you laugh. I mean, the game is still on, but I'm not trying to make you laugh.

A really cool thing I saw recently was one of our fans pointed out that you and I are in the same cinematic universe on a certain show. I was on Henry Danger and you were on Danger Force. Yes. And we're both in that shared universe. This is a trap. You're about to make me laugh. I'm not trying to make you laugh. How cool is that?

Were you a villain, or were you a good guy? I was a valet attendant. That's awesome. Okay, cool. That was just going to make me laugh, because I was neither. So you were a valet attendant once? If you're not a bad guy, I'd say you're...

In superhero terms, if you're not a bad guy, you're a good guy. Are you a villain? I was a villain. The villains on there are really cool. I was a crazy person. I was like an obsessed, obsessed fan. The villains looked so cool. Who likes to collect celebrity socks.

Oh, that's so cool. It's the Nickelodeon thing. And you were the valet guy. I was the valet girl, and they were going to bring me back. Oh, really? Yeah. They were going to bring me back twice, and they couldn't. Yeah, they couldn't. Okay.

No, I think they were going to bring me back, because I was talking to some friends, because I still have friends over at Nickelodeon behind the scenes this was like a year ago and they were talking about Danger Force because they were talking about like oh yeah we'd love to have you on it but if your character could return they're like we have this great

script coming up and they showed me some of it and I have oh you are so fucked holy shit I have a page here from this script Oh, you are so fucked. Holy shit. I have a page here from this script. I did not prep for this. Two broke girls.

So, Angela, I'd love for you to read it since, you know, I think you would kill this. So, if you could please read this. I'm gonna be dead in the water. Xylophone. The watermark. Oh, my God. Okay. That's how you. Xylophone. The watermark. Oh my God, okay. That's how you spelled xylophone? Shut up, exterior.

White House Day. I'm not counting any of this as a laugh. Here we go. Adam Sandler and Raruto. Here we go, exterior White House Day. Captain Man and the Danger Force charge out of the White House. Okay, here we go.

Captain Man and the Danger Force charge out of the White House. Okay, here we go. Captain Man and the Danger Force charge out of the White House carrying Joe Biden. Just as they reach the lawn, the White House explodes in chaotic fury eruption. Captain Man, that was a close one, team, but we did it. We saved Joe Biden. Joe Biden. And it's all thanks to the hardworking men and women that we always know.

And that's why they say the toothpaste is where the smile's at. Thanks, Captain Man. Oh my god, Shane. Captain Man. He even got the part right. Don't thank me. Thank Josie.

Canonically played by Angela Geritana. Her acting truly brought this episode together. That's a laugh. That's a laugh. Josie played by Angela Geritana appears. Josie. Oh, I shit myself. That's a laugh for me and you.

Is there another line there? Captain Man. Oh, Josie. Studio laughter, the end. Watermarked xylophone. Yeah. Xylophone. I'm staying strong.

Yeah. I mean, how cool is that? Oh, you are Tom Brady-ing this game in a huge way. What? You're just winning. He doesn't even play for the Pats anymore. I don't know, you're just winning. He doesn't even play anymore at all.

Yeah. Yeah, he's going through a divorce. Oh my God, that was legendary. That's just, you know, I found it. I forgot that bitch's name is Josie. I didn't. Who? Okay. Who's Josie?

Josie was the role she played On Danger Force If you were listening to the past 10 minutes of conversation Welcome back to the room I went somewhere I'm still wrapping coins Holy shit That was great

I gladly give you all of those points I know people watching Were assuming that I was going to lose this horribly Holy shit. That was great. I gladly give you all of those points. I know people watching were assuming that I was gonna lose this horribly. Can we do a point check? Yeah. I see a lot of tick marks against my name, which is why I need to be really on it now. No more farts.

9, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14, 15. No more farts, guys. All right. I'm just gonna, you're at 15. 1, 2, 3, 4, four, five, six, seven. Okay. Amanda, you are at 15. Angela, you're at 12.

I'm at seven. Okay, we should just work together. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. This isn't fair. Should we do scene work or something? No, let's just talk. Let's just talk. Scene work.

Shh, let's just talk. What do you have? Okay. What do we have? This is still a podcast. No, you're right. You're right. You're right.

You're right. You're right. Sorry, sorry, sorry. Guys, never play charades with your mom. You know why? Why? Because if one of the things is sushi burrito, she's always going to go like this to do burrito.

That's fantastic. That's so good. That's really great. I'm not kidding. Absolutely incredible. My mom did this for like a full minute. She was like. That's so awesome.

Oh, rip the podcast listeners. Why don't you explain, Shane? What she's doing is she's miming that eating a sushi burrito will make your mom look like she's sucking a fat dick. Got him. You got me. Got him. Yeah. Nice setup.

Got him. Nice setup. Good volley. That was a fucking carrot on a stick. Nice setup, boo. Good folly. Impressive. Straight up impressive.

You knew that I would eventually make myself laugh with that. We just got to get you to explain your own jokes. No, I wasn't explaining my own joke. I was explaining him. Yeah, or just explain what you find funny. But big fat dick. Oh, it almost got you. Oh, baby.

Almost got you. I think I'm getting lost in my phone. I just got to be present in the moment. Yeah. Let's just be in the moment. Let's just be in the moment. Yeah. Everything's cool.

Just because I did a bunch of research and found a bunch of script pages. Just because you looked up my IMDB page. So where's my scripts? No. You know, I played. I didn't do that. He knew you'd fucking lose. I wasn't worried. I wasn't. You know, I played... I didn't do that. He knew you'd fucking lose. I wasn't worried.

I wasn't worried about you. I played... What did you play? I don't know. I've played things. I've played Julia Roberts once in a student film. You played... The student film?

You were Julia Roberts? You played Julia Roberts? It was a student film. It was just a scene from Aaron Brock... That's... You... This is why he didn't

have to write a scene for you. I was gonna say it's Aaron Brockovich. I was in a student film and they were doing a scene from Aaron Brockovich. Did you have to go in and out of that character?

Like, did you have to go... Did you have to flip back and forth between Julia Roberts And Erin Brockovich? Cause she's like kind of a That's like a character, right? There's like a voice to Erin Brockovich Yeah It's like, I'm Erin Brockovich I've never seen Erin Brockovich Yeah, that's clear, she's not Southern

She is just like, I got two kids I'm in a lawsuit She's like, they're called tits, Bob. I've got two of them. And you know what else? I have three. Three kids. Because he asked her for her phone number.

And she's like, I got numbers. I got bills. I have four bills. For a second, I thought she was about to say she has three tits. And what? For a split second there. It's like, I got tits. I got two of them.

And I got three of them. And I got four of them. She's not Southern. And I got five of them. Heads up. Not Southern. I got six of them and I got three of them and I got four of them. She's not Southern. And I got five of them. Heads up, not Southern. And I got six of them. Heads up. And then she takes off her shirt and it's just like.

Like. I will not get a point for a woman with lots of tits. Will you? No. No. So I. She only had two tits in the student film. Okay. Thanks for asking.

And I played Erin Brockovich. Okay. And it was very awkward. Very cool. The director was really awkward. He was a student. I would have guessed that. That's another point.

I tried to do your facial expression and it didn't work. What? What's your facial expression? You do this thing with your eyebrows when you try to do it. That is nowhere close. This is it. What the hell are you doing?

This feels like I'm doing exactly what you did. No, no, no. Do your waitress in a small town face. What? Do your... Can I a small town face. What? Do your... Can I get you another refill of coffee? How do you do that? Does it hurt?

No. She can't feel it. When did you learn... She can't feel it. When did you start... She can't feel it. Because I've noticed it's a bit of a thing. You do that when you go into certain characters.

Lately, I've been doing it a lot. Whenever you're just like... And then I... Lately, I've been doing it a lot. Oh, yeah. Wow, and then I freaking do this. Lately, I've been doing it a lot. Oh, yeah. Wow, you look crazy when you do this. That's what you look like. Do it again.

You'll do this thing where you're just like, and yeah, of course, and I freaking take the pillow. I take the seat cushion home. Shane, this is what you just looked like. And that's what Angela looks like. Okay. This is also what you looked like.

Yeah. Okay, This is also what you look like. Yeah. Okay, what's the funniest thing that's ever fucking happened to me? This is what you look like when you do that. Yeah, yeah. Stop slamming the table. Stop tapping the table. Stop it. Come on.

Angela. Once a dog jumped out of my car window when the car was moving. Oh my God. What? See, all my stories are sad as fuck. Fuck. dog uh jumped out of my car window when the dog when the car was moving oh my god what see any all my stories are sad as fuck my fuck all my stories when i tell you something it's just when i tell shane something he just goes what well what it's never funny i know but it's yeah so i can't go stories i can't go stories i have to go they're very funny to me i know but i can't

go stories there's a dark humor to it i get i, but I can't go stories with you. There's a dark humor to it. I get that. I know, but that's not how we make people laugh. You're telling me just the initial thing. I know. How do we make people laugh? What's your guy's name on your shirt who's climbing to get that coconut? Yeah, who's that lousy little slut?

Goddammit. You know why I laughed? Because that one felt real. That's why I laughed. There is one. Because it felt like you were bursting. That was you. That Because that one felt real. That's why I laughed. There is one. Because it felt like you were bursting. That was you. That's what it felt like.

God damn it. Most of my points are from that fucking fart machine. I brought it, and I'm using it. You've got a little slut whore on your shirt. Get out. I don't know. Some guy. This is the shirt that Ian bought the same weekend as me,

but he wears it in all sort of press things. So now it's very much like synonymous with him. Yeah. But this is my shirt. That's how everyone feels about you with the lime shirt. This is not Ian's shirt. I know the lime shirt, which I just,

it was an Instagram ad. I'm like, oh, hell yeah, I get it. I like the shirt. I like how it fits. And now people just think that it's like my skin.

They think that's who I am. Yeah. The Limes shirt. I'm like, I have other shirts. I wear other stuff. It's a good shirt, though. Let's find this shirt. It's good.

You're going to find that shirt and burn it? Yeah. You guys like the movie Old Country for Old Men? For Old Men? Fuck yeah. That got me. That got me. That got me.

Okay, that's fine. Does my hair look like Javier Bardem? No, I told her. Angela. Angela. Do you know? Oh, wow. See that face?

She just accepted it. No, I did that face because I said, did you tell her that? It's not Anton Chigurh. But I told her she looks like the berries and cream guy. So, wow. You went from Lord Farquaad to Javier Bardem. guy. So, wow, you went from Lord Farquaad to Javier Bardem. Oh, she doesn't look like Lord Farquaad. Lord Farquaad.

Lord Farquaad. Do you know who the berries and cream guy is? Yes, I know who the berries and cream guy is. Don't talk to me like that. Do you think I look like I know the berries and cream guy? Do I think you know who he is? I don't know who he is. Do you think I look like him? She had never heard of the berries and cream guy. How weird is that? What? And if I knew, I probably wouldn't have gotten this haircut.

No. I fear that you have been bullied for your haircut at this workplace too long. Nobody at the workplace bullies her about it. No, I fear that you... Not me. I feel like you make fun of your haircut

a lot. You make fun of yourself the most. That's what I'm saying is you bring it up a lot. And that barista at Starbucks makes fun of you. The one that called you Adam Sandler. Yeah, that was a dude. That one's rough. He was very high. But you were the one that you're always like, my haircut looks like this.

My haircut looks like this. You know why? I liked it at first, but now I'm in the awkward phase. No, you're not. No, you're not. I'm in the awkward phase. I need to get a haircut right now. I'm in the awkward phase.

Guys, I'm okay that I look like the berries and cream guy. That makes me laugh. Ha, ha, ha're not. No, you're not. I'm in the awkward face. I need to get a haircut right now. I'm in the awkward face. Guys, I'm okay that I look like the berries and cream guy. That makes me laugh. Ha, ha, ha, ha. He's a legend. Yeah, he is a legend. He's pretty dumb. I would say when the guy called me Adam Sandler, that was a hard pill to swallow. That's pretty rough.

And then he said cat in the hat at the end. And that made it better. Someone said I look like somebody. I don't remember. Chris Kattan. I know, but with this haircut. Oh. Recently.

Someone here said I look like not remembering. I don't remember. Chris Kattan. I know, but with this haircut. Oh. Recently. Someone here said I look like... Not remembering. I don't know. I really don't know. How's your mustache doing? It's doing pretty good. Yeah, it's also in an awkward phase. It's going out in your pocket.

But... Oh! For those listening, I have a little tiny comb and i'm combing my mustache i hope you listening are laughing harder than us seeing it i have to stay strong you know what's insane i'm losing so hard this is a joke but it's also not no it does not look like a joke. You didn't buy that for real. I didn't buy it. It was a gift. Who gifted you that? A birthday gift.

No fucking way. Yeah. That's so fun. It's really great. It really is. Can you use it on your hair now? Yeah. Oh, it's going to get stuck.

And you're going to lose some of the legs. Oh, that's good. That's cute. Now it's stuck in his hair, if you're listening. No, it's not stuck. I just left it there. It's for a mustache. Mustache hairs are different than the hairs on my head.

Is it really smart to brush your hair and then brush your stache? You don't know what's in your hair. What do you think? You don't fucking know. Lice. I do not have lice. Do you guys wipe front to back, back to front? Depends on if I took a poop or not.

I'm only capable of one direction. That's true. Good band. Good band. So, now, Angela. Yeah? See if I have any hogs in the can here. We started this off with reading iCarly, first that was my first job I booked out here

my first time with a studio it wasn't a studio audience because Nickelodeon does like a weird thing where it's just the crew laughing but I know your first job was Two Broke Girls which is so cool someone also pointed that out like our fans really love to like share that stuff on Twitter and I see those

images and everything and for one I have a question. When you were on Two Broke Girls, was it tough to determine which one was the blonde one and which one was the talented one? Do you want to say that one more time? No, because it's not going to make you laugh. No, but I think it might make you laugh if you say it one more time.

I'm not going to say it. But anyways, I have the script i have the sides from the audition because i was i auditioned for the same role he was doing any of this i auditioned for the same role back in the day back in 2000 for hipster number 12 yeah for hipster number two so could you would you mind reading that oh my god okay you're bringing me on again and i'm coming with a book i told i told you guys that you could prepare stuff i know i brought my journals and i i couldn't you brought your journals and then we both talked about it and i was like we're saving that for a different episode correct amanda has some insane journals from when she was a teenager. Okay, okay, sure.

But I know, but I'm coming back with vengeance. Wait, read the thing. No, that goes later. Interior diner day. Two broke girls are busy working shifts and saying whatever dumb shit people like to eat up on network television. Laughed. Laughed.

Wow, that was quick. Oh, I have some stories after this that are going gonna make you fucking shit your pants Yeah let's freaking see it Have you ever laughed so hard that you queefed your armpit I can't Queefed your armpit I'm losing it now I don't know

Yeah Bart Simpson Hipster number two who canonically is played by Angela Giratana You spelled my last name right Good job idiot Originally I wrote it as Angela Giratana. You spelled my last name right. Good job, idiot. Originally, originally, I wrote it as Angela Giratana Harding, and I changed it. I love it.

You want me to let me? I love a Tanya Harding joke. Why? I think you guys can relate to each other. She hurt someone's leg and career. I don't know. Take that back. I'm just saying shit. That got me. That got me. What? Take that back. Keep getting him. I don't know. I'm just saying. Take that back. I'm just saying shit. That got me. That got me. What?

Take that back. Keep getting him. I don't know. And I got her. Yeah, I said you can queef out of your armpit. I'm saying shit too. But yeah. Why are you guys in competition?

Because we're trying to make each other laugh. Well, I'm not. Yeah, because you just lose so bad this game. You're at 19 points. Okay, hipster number two is canonically played by Angela Geritano. Hipster number two, does anyone know where we can get a coffee? Hipster number two then dies and is never seen again. The watermark says, and that's what I call that bitch.

And that's what I call that bitch. That made me cry. Hey, what was that? Sorry, I dropped my pen. That's what I'm saying is maybe when I'm put on the spot, I freak out. But when I'm playing, I can make you laugh, but when I'm put on the spot, I'm gonna come

back with vengeance. That's what I call that bitch. In that show, in that cold open, I say my line is, it was my first like television gig ever. Yeah. And I say, there's nothing wrong with your vagina.

I think your vagina is awesome. That's a great line. Yeah. Was that the only line you had for the audition? Yeah. Holy shit. Those are the hardest auditions. Yeah.

One liners. You have one line. So much harder than like a full on crying scene in monologue. Oh yeah. The hardest shit is when your one line is just like, sorry can't let you in yeah oh really i love those one-liners and they're really hard when you're on set because they say like even the triangle player and the orchestra is the most nervous because when you have the least work when i'm on set and i have one job one line you're like don't fuck it up don't fuck it up, don't fuck it up. Versus when you have a lot of work,

or a lot of lines. You're like, you can't be here anymore. Get out. And you're like, in your head. Being a guest star is, I'm not even trying to make you laugh, being a guest star is some of the highest pressure ever in acting, because you come into a completely

brand new set for yourself, but everyone there knows each other so well. They're a fucking family. They have this rapport. There's inside jokes flying that you don't understand any of them, but you have a job to do. And if you mess up, it's like, oh my God, I'm halting this production. No, it's so insane.

They all know how to do this thing. Yeah. They're doing this every week. I come in here. Yes. I feel like the hardest job, though, is the background actors because if you watch them, they are really working very, very, in here. I feel like the hardest job, though, is the background actors, because if you watch them, they are really working very, very,

very hard. They are working. They're working. Sometimes all I'll do is watch the background actors, because they'll be like, what's the Spider-Man one? Really get into it. Oh my god, Spider-Man! Spider-Man! It's true.

No, no, no. It's doing the bit. Oh my god, Spider-Man. Okay-Man, it's true. No, no, no, I was doing the bit. Oh my God, Spider-Man. Okay. But anyway, they said, I guess in the first cold opening, this is just a fun fact I learned. I guess season one, I guess they got a lot of flack for using too much vagina, the word vagina. So then season two, they were like,

it's the top of the cold open season two. Let's use the word vagina as many times as we can. That's awesome. I never actually watched an episode of Two Broke Girls. You're just talking shit. I'm just talking shit. I've never actually seen an episode. It's fun. I mean, honestly, same. You know.

It's fun. Can I keep all those? Those scripts? Sure. You can. I will allow it. i have to stay really strong okay guys what are we looking at here you need to throw some fire our way amanda because yeah you are i do think we kind of got you actually actually amanda you are only two points behind angela that's because you've bullied me this whole time. And I'm a few points ahead of. You came with a target on my back.

Well, you know, Amanda talks up how much you won't laugh at things. Like, you have the ability to not laugh. Yeah. She goes to another place. She goes into, like, a portal and she'll go. Yeah, and I could. But this was unheard of. Yeah.

You know, so I pulled out all the stops. I mean, not even all the stops. I could have done more. I thought about writing more. Okay, here's all the stops. I could have done more. I thought about writing more. Okay, here's one. I'd have to have booked more. So my sister started dating. We booked a lot.

Shut up. So my sister started dating an Irishman when I was a kid, like a teenager. And they're married now. But when they started dating, she started getting an Irish brogue all the time. She'd be like, A what?

An Irish brogue. So she'd be like, Oh, it's so good. And then we went and we, Oh, I'm fucking up this Irish brogue right now. But she'd be like a what? an Irish brogue so she'd be like oh it's so good like we went and we oh I'm fucking up this Irish brogue right now

but she'd be like she'd be like what's Irish? Eugene Daly hold on let me find it what is happening right now?

so she'd get an Irish brogue she'd be like oh yeah well we went out and we went to get some coffee and we parked the car

my sister from Boston and I was like that's pretty cool and she'd be like oh yeah it was so nice like we did this really fun thing like it was really good like we and i'd be like i have a friend like this that happened yeah so when so i got her for christmas a banaca spray to help her improve her irish. And she was like just beginning to date. She didn't forgive me until last year. Whoa. So about 20 years. She was like

fuck you Amanda. Whoa. Why did you give this to her? And it's called binocular spray to help you improve your Irish accent. I don't understand how is it it's a joke gift like what is it. I don't understand how, is it, it's a joke gift? Like.

Yeah, what is it? I don't get it. Baraka Spray? This one didn't work out. This is real. This is real. It's called Banaca Spray. It makes you feel better.

Sushi burrito really kills. Sushi burrito fucking. Guys. Shut up. Annihilated. You were really, that was your moment. Thanks guys. You were Joe Montana for a second.

Banaca Spray, We're Joe fucking Montana. Banaca Spray is, it's to help freshen your breath. Yeah. But they had a joke store, really fun, cool, very cool joke store that said, help improve your Irish accent. And that's what I gave her for Christmas. Huh. And it really disrupted our sisterhood.

That sounds like it really destroyed things for a while. Trying to find one. Yes, Angela and I have really sad stories. I'm gonna definitely get a pack of that joke gum that shocks you, and I'm gonna start offering that around the house. Whoa. Also, could you not slam stuff on the table so much, Amanda? Oh my god, I'm so sorry, Greg.

Greg is so... You know who's not laughing? Greg. No, I got him once. I heard something that I got him. No, Greg is laughing at you. He was laughing at something else. Because you're not slamming your hands on the table.

Okay, I'm going to find some video that's going to slay you bitches. It's going to take you guys... Has anyone ever seen Stomp the Musical? Yeah. I used to be in it. You... What? No. See, if be in it. You, what? No. See, if I got points for every time

I made you guys shocked, then I'd be winning. Oh, you'd be crushing it. You're shocking us non-stop. I would believe you were in Stomp. See, but that's not comedy. It's not shocked. I would believe you're in Stomp. Do you ever think you're a fake comedian? Sometimes I think I'm a misogynist. What is happening? What? That was several accusations in a row.

I didn't get a giggle at all. This is laughter. No, I just smiled. Oh, she laughed. And you are a misogynist, for sure. Don't say that. Got him. That was good.

That was good. Holy crap. So close to finding this. Okay, I'm back. I'm gonna murder you. I mean, Angela is a misogynist. You can't say that. I'm not. Angela is a misogynist You can't say that I'm not Angela is a misogynist

Men are so much funnier than women Like women suck ass They do And if you laugh at that bro Women suck ass Well see if I laugh at that It means I'm not taking it seriously Right?

Do you ever just feel that way sometimes no do you ever just do you ever just do you ever just take a shit and you're like while you're taking a shit

you're like god do you ever take a poop and be like wow that's long do you ever take a poop why do you both think that poop jokes are what's gonna get me

poop made me laugh with so many other things and it's been from here to here this this size. And you've taken a picture of it. Are you ever just cutting onions or chives or like baking your cookies?

And you're like, I bake cookies. And then you're like, God. Your cookies suck dick, honestly. You got yourself with that. Your cookies. Oh, he's pissed now. Shane, your cookies have never been good. You bring them in the office and people go,

now you're bullying him? People go, you gotta try Shane's cookies. Yeah, that's what I thought. It's a war field now. I thought that that would get Shane, but I guess meanness doesn't work. No. No.

Your cookies are great. I know. Remember when Paul McCartney came in and was like, the British are No. Your cookies are great. I know. Remember when Paul McCartney came in and was like, the British are coming, the British are coming. When, do you think he was like, do you think I have like a setup and I have nowhere to land with this.

Do you think he was like, do you It's okay. I can't play this game. It fucks me up. It fucks me up, turns me around, it gets in my head. See, that's the thing is TNTL does get in your head, and I totally get it. I think you guys are both, you're both just have fun, you know?

I'm having a blast. I'm just trying to think of poop, fart. It doesn't matter. No, Z, no. We established that whoever wins this gets a $20 gift card to wherever they want. But you didn't even get it okayed. Well, it's fine. Mine's going to be to Target.

I want it for Tilly's. Tilly's? Tilly's? What are you going to get at Tilly's? That's the funniest store I could have picked. You're laughing. That's laughter. That counts as laughter.

I'm so sorry. I want to get it for Target or Talbots. I'm going to get a nice jacket. Yankee Candle Company. They're going out of business. Oh no.

And also I think their candles. They suck. Yankee Candle Company was always bad. Too smelly. What's the one, the Beyond one? The store? Bed Bath and Beyond. Not Beyond, no.

The one with other Bs. The blue one. What? There's another place with Beyond in it? Not Beyond, but it's blue. Bath and Body Works? Bath and Body Works. Yeah.

Okay. $20 gift card to Bath and Body Works is not bad. Absolutely not. Absolutely not. $20 gift card to McDonald's. Pretty good. Yeah. Okay. $20 gift card to Bath and Body Works is not bad. Absolutely not. Absolutely not. $20 gift card to McDonald's. Pretty good. Yeah. It's five Happy Meals

or four Happy Meals. I don't know. They keep raising the money. Del Taco? No. That's good. I'm not a Del Taco man. How many times

are you getting Happy Meals, dude? I'm just saying you could get four Happy Meals. You could spread that amongst your friends. You all have a Happy Meal. How awesome is that? Okay. I can't find this video. Happy Meal is You could spread that amongst your friends. You all have a Happy Meal. How awesome is that? Okay, I can't find this video.

Happy Meal is a nice appetizer. To what? I used to make videos. To a toy? I used to make videos for my... Touchdown! Come on, that's so funny. That's so funny.

Happy Meal is a great appetizer. To a toy? To a toy? To a toy? I'm smiling A Happy Meal is a great appetizer. To a toy. To a toy. To a toy. I'm smiling. A Happy Meal is a great appetizer. To a toy. Dude, I'm not laughing at that.

Come on. Saying that a Happy Meal is an appetizer to the toy is so funny. That is really funny on paper. Like, it's funny. It's like a funny joke. Okay. It's not going to make me giggle. Okay, I used to make videos for myself after the gym.

I would feel so good about the gym. Oh, wow. We're getting vulnerable here. I would feel so good about it, and I would want to remind myself about how good I felt about after the gym. But these workouts, it was like HIIT workouts, and they were too intense. And now I watch back of these videos, and I was like, I was not well. Okay. Let's hear it.

Go to the gym. Just go. I'm telling you. Where is it? Go, go. Good? Holy shit. Worth it. Go, go. Good? Holy shit. Why are you not showing me?

Shit. Hey, go to the gym. I swear to God. Go. This is me from the other side. Go to the gym. It feels good, but I know it doesn't now. Go, go, go, go.

I would never. I have so many of these saved on my phone. Hey, go to the gym. Go to the gym. It feels really good. Rocky. Go, go, go. Go to the gym, Rocky.

You gotta go to the gym. Go to the gym. It feels so good. Go, go, go. Go to the gym, Rocky. You gotta go to the gym. Go to the gym. It feels so good. I know it doesn't. I know you think the opposite. It's gonna feel good. I swear to God. I saved all these for myself to watch.

How many do you have? A bunch. Holy shit. Go to the gym. I'm telling you right now. I know you feel like shit. I always love how you have your mask down so you look like Abe Lincoln motivating you.

Go to the gym. It feels so good. like Abe Lincoln motivating you. Go to the gym. Go to the gym. You feel so good. Go to the gym. My face is so red. You're going to feel so good. Go to the gym.

You sound like, I don't even know. Go to the gym. You're going to feel so good. You better go to the gym. Do you ever do the thing where you've already set up the responses? So you're watching the video and you're like but i have so much work to do and then in the video you go i know you're gonna say you got so much work to do yep but just do what you gotta do oh i have so many notes in my app notes in my i know you had that with tommy but i have like lists that are talking to myself where i'm like i know you want another drink don't fucking do it

or i'm like uh that's real but it was like i know you want i know you want another drink. Don't fucking do it. Or I'm like, that's real. But it was like, I know you're going to want Postmates when you get home. Don't do it. Go to the gym. It's going to feel so good. Go to the gym. It feels so good. It's going to feel so good.

But that high when you get back from the gym, you want to remember that. Yeah, man. I love the gym. I love gym. We're giggling up a storm over here. Oh, I love gym. Can you guys crack your elbows? Pam.

Can you guys crack your elbows? Pam. Sorry, what? Pam. Come on, he never says that. He goes, Pam. Pam. Pam, can we go outside for a second?

This is how you crack your elbow. You literally didn't do it at all. Whoa! I can't do that at all. All right. I can't. I'm not capable. All right.

Whoa! What the hell? Guys, I think I'm going to win this. How many points are you at? So let's see. Really quick. So I have 13 points. You have 17.

Shit! Amanda, you are at 21. You don't know me. 13 to 17. We could do this. It's just... Four times. You just have to make me laugh four times. Can you put the fart machine remote in the middle?

You just took it? Look at her. Yeah, ready? So the pod can hear. I'll do it with a little sound. Honey? Yeah, babe? This is the worst content we've ever made on this show.

Oh, yeah, we can't do this. By far. You can't do this. Babe, I don't feel good. You can't do this. Does that get you? No, it doesn't. Babe, I really don't feel good.

I don't feel good. I don't feel good. We can't. You can't do that. We cannot keep doing this. Amanda, you're about to make yourself laugh. Babe, you can't do that. You can't. Babe.

You have to stop. I really don't feel good. I really love the new sign, you guys. Thank you so much. Does she dance? Does she sing? Does she do a little fling? Guys, I'm...

Mine was going to kill. I would have had him on The Sick Girl. He literally said, this is the worst content we've ever made on the show. That's what you do. You keep going harder. When someone says this is the worst they've ever seen on the show...

Babe, I don't feel good. Don't go back, Amanda. And she got herself. She got herself. You know, it's just how it goes sometimes. Yeah. And that's just the deal. Listen.

Here's the thing about TNTL. It opens up a portal of ideas. That's really all it is. Uh-huh. I really, it's my favorite thing. During the audition for Smosh, it was my favorite thing during the audition for Smosh. It was my favorite thing. You had to do TNTL?

Yeah. You killed it. Are you serious? That's intense. It's my favorite thing. I'm trying to pitch TNTL laser tag. Let's go. Okay, you got me.

Okay, fine. I guess sick girl doesn't work. What is TNTL laser tag? Why don't you just think about it? What about TNTL eat it or eat it? If you pitch it, no. If you pitch it, you have to explain it. What about TNTL chapter books?

What? You got Amanda. Way to go. You got Amanda. Okay. Okay. What Amanda. Okay. Okay. What about... What about Eater TNTL

Parade? Stop! You can't say it and then fart. It has to be a surprise. Everybody knows a fart has to be a surprise. Sometimes that fart machine gives you a little treat. Sometimes it's literally God. Sometimes God goes, let me make it sound good.

That fart machine. Oh, no. Now he's entering silly. Oh, shit. What's great about that fart machine is it'll go and then it'll stop and then it'll come in hot. Fine. Breathe. I'm okay.

I'm okay. Yeah. I'm okay. The fart machine has no effect on me anymore What are you doing? That's your sound bite producers The fart machine has no effect on me anymore Now I'm clicking

I have to fart Now you're imagining a fart sound Are you genuinely trying? I have to fart No I'm not going to genuinely try to fart on here Stop it This is so weird I try to fart on here. Stop it. This is so weird. You have to fart.

What is happening? We're so close. We only need like two more points and then we're fucking solid. Yeah, but if you make yourselves laugh in the process. No. No, wait. Watch this. Don't overdo it. Don't overdo it.

We have to rest. You've been overdoing it. Eat it or yeet it. Try not to laugh. We're getting so close. you need to pitch the idea you need to actually tell me what that idea is okay so I think it's so honestly laser tag eat it or yeet it

I think it's great what does that mean? I mean we're running around and we have laser tag okay this is a budget of $20,000 no okay we do fucking game stuff all the time with guns With laser tags It's not running around

So don't You gotta be careful We can't overdo it You've already overdone it We have like a minute left I'm desensitized Shit Really quick you're at 17

I am at 14. You need to make me laugh. No, that's a laugh for Angela. I didn't laugh. That was Amanda. She wasn't laughing just then? No, that was me. Okay.

Guys, come on. Guys, what makes you really, really laugh? Is it farts? Or is it telling stories? Or is it putting your whole fist Guys, come on. Guys, what makes you really, really laugh? Is it farts? Or is it telling stories? Or is it putting your whole fist in someone's juice? Let us know in the comments. Look.

Oh, he's on my fucking IMDb. You need to put him down like a dog. You should go on my IMDb and see how many student films I did. How was... Don't you fucking dare. Don't you fucking dare. Why don't we do... Okay, it doesn't work

if you do farts on your YouTube and I do farts. I think we just needed a variety of farts because he knows the machine. You were on ABC Discovers? You just said Friar. Showcase, yeah. Yeah, how'd that showcase go?

Why don't we just read all my credits to these fart sounds? And we'll see who dies first. What's the... Why do you keep having a weird accent? You keep going, Fires. Fires. Got it. Counts for me.

You got it. Counts for me. Counts for me. All of us. Yeah. Guys, I think. Yeah, you got to call it. I think we got to call it.

Yeah. Yeah, let's call it. Let's call it. I just know that we almost got you. No, we didn't. You didn't almost get me. Yeah, we almost tied, you and me. We almost tied.

Whoa. That sounded like a boot going through wood. I did do the ABC Discover Showcase. Thank you very much. All right. All right, put the fart machine down. Okay. Sorry, that was like, it's like giving a baby a bottle.

So, I am clearly the loser. Yeah. With how many points? You had 26 points. Yeah. With how many points? You had 26 points. Okay, and? Angela, you had 18. And I had 12. I had 15.

Fuck. Shit, okay. It was pretty close, but you guys did team up and try to. We became allies. So Shane is the winner. I'm the winner. So he gets $20, hopefully, to his choice. Yeah.

Gosh. Which is where? We have to stop it. We got to stop it. Never. No, you have to. You have to. I don't know.

I'm probably like, I don't freaking know. Freaking buca di beppo. Why? You get a nice lasagna. $20. For $20? $20. Honey, go to Target.

You can get fucking candles forever. Honestly, no. You're probably getting two candles tops. You're getting two candles tops. Yeah. It's better than lasagna. All right. Are we officially calling it?

Guys, this was so fun. Sorry it got dirty. It did get dirty. Did it? It just got farty. Yeah, it just got really farty. Way to go. You brought the fart machine. I brought the fart machine. I also brought scripts.

Look, I... I'm declaring a rematch if people want it, and I will... Okay, you know what? Okay. Let's plan a rematch. I'm not gonna take this gift card. It'll be a $40 gift card next time. Let's do it. Let's freaking do it.

That's fine. Because I feel so confident that I'll win next time, too. Then we all have to bring in something. Bring in a lot. I think what happened to me today is I did a lot of surprise laughs where I didn't – when I saw the name Josie, right? Like I saw surprises, I laughed. Yeah.

And you know what? I'm going to come to kill. You know what I mean? Like I saw surprises. I laughed. Yeah. And you know what? I'm going to come to kill. You know what I mean? I'm going to like. Okay. And I laughed at the things that every American laughs at. No, you laugh. Their own jokes and farts.

And that makes me a good person. Relatable. Amanda loves Ohio comedy. Anyways. Ohio comedy. I don't know. You're the one that said donuts. What was your donuts joke?

I said, did people ever return the donuts after they'd used them? Okay. So, thank you guys for having me. This is so fun and I can't wait for a rematch because I'm declaring it. Yeah, guys. We're going to have a rematch with Angela Giordani. That's right. Angela Giordani, Tanya Harding will be back and we will do a rematch of this.

I hope you enjoyed this. I hope you laughed because you were allowed to this whole time. We'll see you later. Bye. You guys don't do that thing anymore where you ask me a question and you say wrong answer? Yeah, you know. What's your favorite plant? What's your favorite plant?

A succulent. That's stupid and it's not wrong answer. It's wrong.