Smosh Mouth - #160 - Our Aunts Go On Vacation

Episode Date: September 7, 2026

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We're rolling ladies. Oh. Oh, okay. So, we're rolling. So, Gail, I just want to warn you for a second. So, you know, Sandy and I are pretty used to the cameras. We did the podcast one time. Yeah.

Yes, I did get to watch that. I got like about 15 minutes in. I'm not really a YouTube person. Oh, I haven't been able to find it, but I heard it's doing it. Amanda posted it on my wall because I asked her to. Oh, that's not. But that's not where I found. it. I saw it on a wall. It's good. It's good. You two did a good job. Thank you. It's really fun.

Well, so, so we asked, the camera crew was kind of, let me just be honest, obsessed with us. Yeah. So there's a guy right there. Can you see him? There's so many of them. They're all, they're all around in the hedges. Yeah. All right here. We've got like a whole crowd of Gen Z here. So there's a whole crowd of Gen Z. There's a lot of Z here. A lot of Gen Z. And, well, I wanted everyone to kind of know you because you're an important portion of me. Thank you. This is my sister-in-law, Gail. Hello, it's me, Gail. They don't clap. I don't know why it's fine. What the hell?

They sit and they watch, but they don't engage. They sit and they watch and they actually don't smile, but they always go, that was funny. Yeah. Well, that's how you know if something's funny. Afterwards, yeah. How else are you going to know? Their other Gen Z person, Selena was here last time. And when she stopped recording, she said, that was funny. Yeah.

But then now she's not here today. So I don't think she thought it was very funny. I don't believe it then. So she didn't come, well, also because apparently she's in California only, and that's where she stays. Because we're in a very pretty Orlando. Guys, we're in Orlando, Florida. All right? I took a three-hour drive up north, got to Orlando. It's a Tropicana oranges from that commercial, the orange juice. Oh, my God. That's amazing. It's Florida. It's real. And then we've got some Florida lemon throughout here. I wish there were key limes here, but we're too far north. Yeah, we're not in the keys.

No. Because you can pick key lines right off a tree and make pie out of it. Yeah. See, that's a part. So I'm from, you know, sandwich Massachusetts, and we don't have key limes in the Cape Cod. So I don't understand this. I'm very new to Florida. Oh, it's wonderful.

It's fantastic. It's paradise. Very nice. It's great. And Boko Ritone, trees everywhere. Not a single fruit in sight. Well, Gail, you know, I'm very grateful that you invited me up so many times. I just couldn't come because, you know, I got my son.

You got stuff to do. You've got a son. You know, I wanted to see Sandy. We've been kind of, we've been actually, you know, Sandy and I have been close. Ever since we recorded that podcast, we've been talking so much on Facebook. And we've been talking about doing more road trips. Oh, yeah. We want to just do Nebraska.

Just a whole Nebraska tour. because there's so much in Nebraska. Now, would you go to Nebraska and then drive around it? Would you drive to Nebraska? Would you cut it to the chase? You talk about just doing the rim of Nebraska? Yeah, just chasing the rim. Oh, because that's where all the...

Rimming Nebraska would be very nice. I think you could rim Nebraska. That's where all the exciting stuff is. Like, cities are mostly located on the rims of states anyway. Yes, absolutely. Yeah, so you could probably do that. because I think most of Nebraska's major cities are located along the lines. They have like five major cities.

It's like Idaho and two. Where are the presidents? Oh, the presidents? Oh, the president? That's North Dakota. That's right. That's very close. One of the Dakotas.

I think the problem is it's on the line. Like all the others, it's right there. I think they don't know which state to assign it to because it's right on the line. Do you know what? I'm going to be honest with you. And you know this about me. I could never, ever be landlocked. I am an ocean.

No, she needs the sea. I need this sea. She needs the horizon. And I'm the same way. That's why I'm in Key West. I'm on the ocean. Oh, yeah. Well, I know.

And Sandy, you know, I don't think we talked about this much. But Sandy and I did a, we did a quick skinny dip. That's right. No, you didn't. Yes, we did. We did it in Michigan. We did it in the Finger Lakes. We did it in the Finger Lakes.

Yes, we did it. You went nude in the Finger Lake? Gail, please don't tell Danny. Don't tell my brother because honestly I don't want to hear it. But yes, I let everything go and I swam. I'm proud of you. And we talked last time we talked

about how much I like four fingers but four fingers getting into the four fingers even better. And that was oh Teresa, are you okay? Yes, I'm fine. It melted because the sun's so hot in Orlando. That's okay. It is absolutely a hundred degrees

with 100% humidity. How am I going to get chocolate brown? You're not going to get chocolate brown with the 50 plus. No. That's a scam. That's a scam. Yeah. The sun is good for you.

They want you to not have the sun so we can stay, you know, upset and trapped all the time. Yeah. No, we need to bake in the sun. Yeah. Sorry. So I interrupted you. And I interrupted you. We were talking about skinny dipping in the big legs.

Oh, yeah. So we skinny dipped. Yeah. And, you know, it was very nice for Sandy and I. You know, we said, we wanted. we want to do this and we ran and we held hands. Oh, it's

beautiful. What a great image. And she's very into, well, we like the finger legs because it's an inside joke. It's a bit of, you'd have to listen to the previous episodes. She likes four fingers. I think I like two. It was reality, but Porter party, so the best place to do it. Yeah. Wouldn't you agree, Gail?

Gail. What, the porta party? Yeah. I'm a three finger girl in the porta party. Okay. So kind of like you're kind of in between us. you're like, you're going to stay a second. Yeah, I got, well, I take my time. Okay, so I take my time. I have to admit something that Danny always complains that you're in the bathroom for so long. And I say, Danny, stop it. Thank you. She's a very, she's a very gorgeous, you know, very gorgeous girl. I take care of my figure. And part of taking care of my figure is using a finger or two in the

bathroom. Yeah, of course. Okay. Good. Thank you. That's, that's just part of what we do. That's part of our, I think that's part of our generation. And, you know, these Gen Z, they don't understand. There's so many Gen Zs here. No, these sexless Gen Zs, you know? They don't want to touch. They don't want to touch, and they never want to make eye contact. No, they're so scary.

It's actually, it's very odd right now. There's about 30 of them around, and none of them will look at us right now. Those two are looking down. Miss Nicole and Marcus, so I think they're together. I think they're married. Yeah, they're married. So the married couple, they're doing this. They're filming us

Oh interesting So that's them They're waving She's smiling So she's smiling So she seems very nice That Marcus guy He's not sure about him

He seems like he could Pick me up and throw me across a wall He seems fast too Like he would be able to catch him He's short but he could Launch me in the sky Yeah Sturdy

Yeah cannonball You know what I'm saying into a pool Absolutely right Right Cosmo. Cosmo. You made this very strong. I know.

I like that. It's my specialty. I love a rat. Grey goose. It's very gummy. You're a gray goose. I like gray goose. Honestly, Gordon's I'm fine with.

I'll take Gordon's vodka. I don't need it to be expensive. I just need it to be very strong. At least four to five ounces. I'll walk in to Win Dixie and tell them, just give me whatever's the biggest container of vodka. It makes sense. You want to get the bang for your buck.

Give me the biggest that you have. That's how I drink wine. I get the big jugs of wine. Oh, of course. You got to get the big jugs with the handles. Well, Gail knows every family event we have jugs of wine. Just like the Romans. That's right.

I'll make a sangria apples only. Oh, her sangria is literally knock on the floor so good. Yeah, never tried it because I'm a sober girl. I don't like to drink. She doesn't drink. But they say it's great. I put a bunch of fruits in a jaw. then they're on the floor.

Is that not just apple juice? So, Sanji, you're very smart. You're smart in some things. Right. No, but this is a very good question because, you know, I don't know. That's one of the mystery.

Is that kind of like what Eve figured out in the garden? So Eve apparently was an alcoholic. Oh, is that apple was alcohol. I think Dateline did a special on Eve. Yeah, I feel so bad for Adam. Oh, he had to put up with so much shit. He was a very sweet boy and he was a temptress, temptress woman.

Yes, she was. But you know what? That's fine. That's okay. I'm in my temptress times. That's right. We all go in and out of phases and right now I'm looking to be tempted. Gail, you're married to my brother.

Why would you say this? Listen, I'm never going to act on anything. I have morals. I'm a good person. I'm allowed to have a little bit of fun, a little bit of attention. I'm out here in Orlando. I drove three hours. four bathroom breaks along the way.

Good for you. My bladder? The size of an apple. Held it up to it once. Oh, yeah. Well, mine dropped, and then they did the surgery to pull it back up. They lifted it back up.

Yeah, they did it with like... It fell far down. It was almost in my thighs. Oh, my God. They lifted it back up like a stage curtain, right? With the pulley? Yeah, I had a whole theater production inside. That's great.

It was very fancy. What doctor did you use, by the way? Dr. Joan. Of course. If you need anything done internally, He'd go to Dr. Jones. So Dr. Joan did a very good job. Ricky busted his lip open with a softball.

Dr. Joan gave him a whole new lip. Oh, my God, he wouldn't stop talking about this busted lip. He's such an idiot. He's such an idiot. That's why he shouldn't play with softballs. No, my son shouldn't do sports whatsoever. He shouldn't do lickety split. He literally, he's such an idiot. I love him so much.

It's just like Jim Z, you know. He's a sweetheart. He just needs to be sitting down, laying down. He needs to be sitting on the couch, 24-7. Right. That's my happy place with him. Yeah. When I came, I came to visit you and he was on the couch.

Yes, he was. He was eating top ramen. Yes, he was. And he barely, he barely looked up to me to say hi. No, he's, he's scared of, you know, people sometimes. Right. But he loves. He's a very kind boy.

He's a good boy. He's a good boy. He goes, you know, clam digging with me. Yeah. Always gets bit by crabs. I'm, you know, I'm like, I'm down with you. Stone crabs or blue crabs. We haven't had stone crabs

Oh you should have Stone crabs are delicious Aren't they too hot? Well the claws you can You just have to cook them for a couple hours I love ripping the claws off Yeah It's good, it feels like there's a little pop

And then you get all that meat It's really good Right, it's so good It's so good We'll have any kinds of crabs down in Key West We have them all Have you eaten all the crabs down in Key West? Pretty much

You cleared them out? Not well we make sure to keep some of them so that the population stays there. Oh, good. For the next season. But I'll dive in, I'll put in my goggles, and I barely even look at what I'm pulling out. I just reach around.

I'm just grabbing things. Oh, I've seen you do this. And so I'll grab Spiny Lobster, Blue Crab, Stone Crabbs. Remember when you grab that Manoray? I'll grab a Manoray. I'll ride a Manoray. So Sandy rides large creatures in the ocean. I can do that.

that I have a connection to the ocean. So you're a water bender. Well, I thought I was a water bender, but I don't think I am. I think it's just that when I move my hands in the water, it moves the water a little bit. Which? It's kind of a water bender. You know, I was getting something water from you. There's just like a water.

There's like a flowing energy from you. I felt it. I felt it. What can I say? Are you a psychic? Gail is an intuitive. I'm an intuitive. I feel it in my lower gut.

Oh, is that like a low. So it's below the stomach chakra. Oh, is that, so your stomach is psychic? Yes, for the most part. See, a very smart person. Very good. I was telling you. I think I might be like an empath.

So you feel what others feel? You knew when I was getting very upset. Whenever I see someone crying, I'm like, oh. Oh, that, yeah, that's really good. So I was having a tough go. Yeah, and I felt it. I was driving and I was, I was, I was swearing left and right when we were driving. We were driving through Indiana, and I was like, you know, I don't want to be here.

I hate all these people. The drivers are awful. I'd rather be dead. It's hellish. And, you know, Sandy was. I put my hand on your shoulder and I said, I said, Teresa, I'm feeling so sad, too. I'm feeling this as well. And it made me feel bad because then she was.

She was starting to feel bad because I was feeling bad. You were crying. I started crying. And then we realized we were drifting onto the oncoming traffic. So we got back to the right side. We almost hit a car. We almost hit a car. And then I put on Carly Simon.

Well, there you go. And then we're, of course, we're crying more. And then we're crying more. Lots of crying. Well, that's good. Sometimes you've got to let it all out. Well, I don't like to do that, girl. No, but sometimes you got to do it.

You know, no matter what, if I hear anything from Lionel Richie, I am a pool comes out of my face. Oh, well, Lionel Richie is. Catch me on a Macy's sobbing over the blouse. Hello? It's one of the saddest songs I've ever heard of my life. I've heard in my life. If the Commodores come on,

I truly, I start shitting myself and crying all over the place. Brick House makes me tear up. Oh, that's a big one. September, Earthwind and Fire, Waterworks. Bodya. Casey and the Sunshine Band.

Oh, that's got the good one. That's a good one. You know, you know how many vessels. Man. Do you know how many festivals I went to the Casey and the Sunshine bands? Oh, my God. That would have been an absolute blast. He basically had a front row ticket, guaranteed. I got a front row ticket.

I would bring Ricky sometimes because he... Yeah, he was young. He was young. He was young. He was a kid. So he's still a kid. He's 26. But you get them immersed in that.

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Are you okay? I know the jingle stop, but I can't stop. Stop. Stop. Stop to the show. So, yeah. Anyways. So we've been, we're here in Orlando for a very specific reason. Oh.

Tell them. So, Teresa, last time you and I did a road trip across the United States. Everywhere. We went everywhere. Now that Gail has joined us, we've decided to do a trip around the world. And by world, I mean, Epcot at Walt Disney World. Oh, yep. We're going to be doing Epcot, Disney World.

Catch us there. And let me tell you, I have never wanted to get a passport. And then when you said Epcot, you don't need a passport. That's the beauty of it. I said, I'm in. It's the same thing because they, they, they, they, the people from the countries come and they build a little country there. I think it technically counts as a foreign country.

It does. It does. It does. So Paris, Paris people. The Paris people. The Paris. They built the Eiffel Tower in Epcot. Right.

They did a one to one. Yeah. It's a same with. And I think same with. Vegas? Yes. There's a Vegas there, I think. The Vegas one, too.

Well, I've been to Vegas once, and it was very nice. We watched a circus sold delay. Oh, were they on the ceiling? Yes. I've seen that one too. Is that where they're naked? Yes. They were completely ass naked in a martini glass.

Swimming around. Oh, that sounds so much like what I used to do at Margarita, except it was a Margarita. She worked at Margarita villain. I was a dancer. Don't worry. You went to the bathroom earlier? We covered it completely talked. I know all about the.

Staircase, I'm all caught up on the Margarita. So you've learned that she's, you know, she's lost. Oh, I know. I know, honey. I know. But, Gail, you're somewhat of an Epcot, like, a wizard. Connoisseur. She loves Epcot.

Listen, I will, give me a weekday. Give me a weekends. And I will drive up three hours to Epcot. Oh, my goodness. I'll go around the world. You stop at Mexico first. Oh, I've always wanted to go to Mexico. And you say a whole lot to everybody.

Oh, Spanish. There you go. And it's so scary. No, meamo Teresa. That's it. That's it. That's all you need. That's all you need. And bien venidos.

Go to the bar, say hola, mehamo Teresa. They give you something you walk away. Oh, I have to say hello. Don't even have to pay for it. Wow. You don't have to pay for it. And that's what it's like.

That's the craziest thing I've ever heard. It's like a cruise ship, but on land. That's right. Gosh. So anyway, I'm just, I'm super excited to take you, Lady Sepcott. It's going to be a blast. All I know is, I really want to

to go to Italy. Is Italy there? Italy's there. Yeah, it's there. Good. I think they have all of it. What about Portugal? Couldn't tell you. They definitely have it. Well, because I think... Iceland? Oh, for sure. Okay. But it's probably so cold there. They must blast the AC. Yeah. Is it like one of those ice hotels that you saw on Facebook? Yeah, where you have to drink vodka out of an ice cube. Do you remember Kathy? Of course

Right So thirsty So Kathy went to an ice hotel Oh my God She went to the ice hotel Yeah We don't know where she is right now I'm sure she'll appear

How long ago was that? Oh so she's been gone for a year Yes so she went She wanted to try new things And I said you leave the cape It's gonna be trouble for you And she went to an ice hotel Which seems very very cold

Yeah, it's not really a first step if you think about it. It's kind of a leap to the farther away. She leaped. She's an adrenaline junkie. Sometimes you have to take the leap, you know. Well, she took the leap and we don't know where she is. Oh. You know, I heard there's a lava one.

Like, there's a nice one, and I heard there's a lava one too. Maybe she needed to warm up. Is she inside lava? I don't know how it works. I like my hotels. Can you reach out to her husband? I can post on his wall. That's kind of all I can do.

I've posted on his wall a lot. Okay, well, there you go. Then Kathy's a lost course. Oh, she made really good Shepherds Pie. She got the crust on top, strong. It's like a creme brulee. There's not many people who make great Shepherds Pie left. I feel like they keep dropping like flies.

They jive really young. It's a lost start. It's a lost knot. Yeah. None of these Gen Z people know anything about, about... Yeah, none of them care at all about Shepherds pie. I got distracted because one of them was holding a sign. And it says 60 minutes left, which, what does that mean?

What does that account on to? So Jenzy's like, what happens in 60 minutes? Should I be calling my family? So Jensi's like to do things backwards. Are we on 60 minutes? Oh, that would be my dream come true to be on 60 minutes. I love that show. But that doesn't make sense because on 60 minutes, they're older.

And everybody in here, I don't. even know some of these people have their permits to drive. I don't think anyone owns a car here. They don't look like it. They've all got, they've all got haircuts that say, I don't have a car. They all, I guarantee all their color hair is not their born color. You know, absolutely. This is my born color. It's a good born color. This is my born color. Well, Gail. Well, I touch it up. I touch it up. Gail. I touch it up. It's okay. I mean, it started this color. But you're saying down, down around. some parts like the outlines are.

The outlines of my hair. You have you have a caramel streaks through it. Yeah. Okay. I'm adding a caramel. All right, yeah. And Sandy, yours is... Mine's all natural. Yours is sun-kissed. It's sun-kissed and

salt-washed. Did you ever get that tattoo you say you were going to get? I did get it. You got a tattoo? I got Jimmy Buffett's entire face is on my back. Oh my God. What's the scale? Is it the full back? It's, it's life-like.

Oh, so head size. So it's his head size. It's his head size. Well, oh, yeah. Well, a little bit of his torso. He was such a bust. He was such a gorgeous man. So it's just torso, and then when it goes down, that's your butt. That's my butt. Oh, so it's like it goes down into

like he's being vacuumed inside of the butt. Yes, like the front of him is the back of her butt. Okay. I think that's a brilliant tattoo. Cheeseburger in Paradise. Well, you know, working at Margaritaville for so long. I mean, he's kind of my hero.

He would come in all the time. He was so nice. He's a handsome. He's a gorgeous man. I mean, has anyone ever been so gorgeous? You know, Robert De Niro. Now. Robert De Niro right now?

Gorgeous? Younger? Robert De Niro, Younger. I actually wasn't interested in him. But now I think that he's very nice looking. I think men really do hit their peak in their like late 70s, early 80s. 80, especially. I want to see sunspots.

It makes me feel like they've lived. Absolutely. Yeah, they've gone outside. They've baked. And I like the Shaqbutz pie. I want a thick crust. Well, so you're still married to my brother, Danny. Is he not, Gil, be real with me.

My brother's a dumb ass. Is he not treating you well? Listen, he's a great man. and I love my Danny. I just need a little attention sometimes. There's nothing wrong with that, right? I know, I know. That's a thumbs up.

He's obsessed with toy planes. I know. I know it's a thing. If I hear him going, outside in the living room one more time, I swear to God I'm going to lose it. I know. I hate him to that.

I swear to God, I'm going to lose it. I will beat him. You know, he built a little airport in the kitchen. LaGuardia Airport? LaGuardia Airport in my kitchen. Like a little miniature model of it. Yes. He's got a little tiny planes.

Well, I wouldn't call it miniature. He got rid of the, microwave. What am I supposed to do with my frozen peas? I hate him. No, he's your brother. You don't hate him. You don't, you don't mean that. No, I hate my brother and I also care for him, but if he doesn't treat you right, he's dead to me. Don't say that. He's fine. We're going to figure it out. We're just going through a bumpy phase. We all go through a little turbulence. Oh, he'd love that. He'd love that. He'd love that. He'd love that. That was very funny.

turbulence like that tiny airport. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah. Yeah, yeah. But we're fine. And you're single still? Well, yeah, I am. I mean, it's just like I think my husband is kind of the ocean.

You know, like Poseidon is my lover. Oh, yeah, you were talking about Triton. King Triton, yeah. They're the same. King Triton is Poseidon. Because one's the Roman one, one's the Greek one, I think. Either way, the men in the ocean, right? The men in the ocean.

And I have seen Merman. Oh. And I, you know, they pay a little attention to me, but I... Don't they only come out when the sun rises? Yeah, there were sunrise type. It's got to be early morning. The sun is just rising. Or a dusk time.

Or dusk, yeah. The naughty ones are at night. That's what I've heard. And those are different. Those are different. Those are different. Those are different. Those are different.

This is what I read in one of those books. Yeah. Yeah. You know, I think I think I could have been one of those sirens from the Odyssey. Oh, of course. Except I don't, I don't really sing, but I dance. So I would have been dancing on the rocks. And I would have tempted all of those men off the boat.

Yeah, if I was a sailor, it'd be irresistible, you dancing. I've seen your hips when you move this morning at the eggs and the breakfast. Yeah. Well, you scooped it up. Oh, I saw it. You were moving in that capstan and, you know, it was moving. I know. I know that the caftan kind of covers it all up

a bit of a shroud, but I think that's kind of nice mystery. I like it because, you know, it just makes, I can eat whatever I want, so if I have a bloated belly, you would never know. Right. You know what I couldn't tell you what you look like right now. And I like that. Besides gorgeous.

I like that. All that matters is my eyes. That's it. I think even with the caftan, people know you're strong, though. I'm very strong. You could walk through a brick wall if you wanted to, Teresa. I could. I'm like the Kool-Aid man. I've seen you, when you bump into a doorway, I see the wood splinter a little bit. Thank you very much. Well, I have to, you know, work on my arms because I'm constantly digging out oasis and clams.

You got a good grip. I do have a good grip. Yeah, I was going to be a bodybuilder and then I just decided not to be. Well, it probably turned to 1990 and it just wasn't cool anymore. Yes, it wasn't. But. And, Gail, you've never done any physical labor in your life, right? I'm not really someone who likes to pick up things to put things down. Gail has never... When I get dirty, I really feel like I lose myself. When I'm dirty, I can't tell right from wrong, up, up from down. I took her clam digging once.

Oh my God, hellish. It was a hellish experience. I brought her with Ricky and I, my dumb ass son. And she was digging for, she dug for one clam and she got her finger in sand. One of the clams looked at me, you know they've got eyeballs. Yeah, I've heard that. One of them looked at me. I screamed, I threw it, and I ran a.

away. She ran away, she tripped on a rock, she splintered her nose so it's split. My nose still isn't the same. No, it's still wide in the middle. It's a curve to the left. Yeah, curves to the left. That's tough. And it was a rough time. She, you know, we got over it. We got over it. We all forgave each other. It's fine. Ricky gave me his, uh, his little, little game boy system with a, that, that brain age thing. Yeah. I could, I could, I could keep it fresh and not, you know, lose my, lose my cool. I got a 14-year-old brain. Yeah. We wrapped her in a towel. It we drank, well, I drank all night long. Because you weren't drinking.

Listen, I've never had a lick. I don't see the point of having any alcohol. And I just actually don't understand that. I like to be in control. What can I say? You're in control. When you have a jug of wine, trust me, you are in control. Oh, when I get two and three quarters margaritas,

I tap into something else. I think it's divine. It's a spiritual moment. tap into a different, like, level. Well, you always try to find the, whatever restaurant we're at, you always try to find the ocean. I do. I do.

And you go in the water and you start moving your hands around. And I, yeah, I feel around. And I like to think if I wanted to, I could be feeling around, and I could catch a fish with my bare hands. You definitely could. I could do that. But especially if I've had a couple margaritas. Oh.

And to you, too, Teresa. wherever we are, when you're looking at the ground, you can tap your foot and know if a clam is down there. Oh, yeah. So I know, if I'm going in the water, I know where a clam is like at least a half mile away. And that's a beautiful thing. They make a clicking sound because they're going like this

because they're trying to get away from you. And what they're doing is they're sucking the sand as they go down and I can hear them making clicking noises. I'm like a sonar radar. And so I go in and I just shove my foot in and I lift it up into the sky and I grab it. It's incredible. Something we noticed a really cool thing about Teresa is that you are able to detect earthquakes before they happen. Yes.

Because of that. Well, yes. You know, and I don't really have to deal with that too much in the Cape. But when I went to California, tremors. I know. You were freaking out constantly. It was, we left the studio. after we did that excellent podcast,

which by the way, I think is their best. It's their best. I think I heard it's their number one episode they've ever done. I think it has like 2 million or 3 million views. Oh my God, incredible ladies. I see it on Facebook, yeah, it went very viral. Facebook, yeah. Incredible.

So anyway, so after we did the podcast, I left and I went, Sandy, hold on, the ground is shaken. And you didn't know what I was talking about. I was feeling fine. it still is possible. And then three weeks later, of earthquake came. I know.

You predicted that. I did predict it. I have the same thing with hurricanes down here. Listen. Oh, yeah. She's an intuitive. I'm an intuitive.

Okay, I feel it. I've got a piece of my spine about two or three inches long. Okay, if I feel a hurricane coming, it's telling me a hurricane's coming. One to one. It tells me how long, how far in advance it is,

and I call it every time. Does it hurt? No, it's just a feeling It's just a piece of a spine It's just a piece of my spine It's not my whole spine Got it It's a little, it's a

It's not the center No, it's a little up But it's up It's a little up You know that Pat Is that like the wishbone? I think that's what they call it Okay

Have you ever gotten a massage I don't like to be touched like that Have you gotten a massage? I've gotten massages, yeah Just on my feet I will say On my feet I want my feet rubbed

but I have a machine for that at the house. That's good. That's good to have a machine. They do special massages down in Key West where, you know how they do like the hot stones? They do that, but with shells and sand dollars. So do they heat up some sand. Well, or they have living sand dollars, and they'll put them on your back and they let them kind of move around on their own. Oh, with their little suction thing.

Little suction things that they've got. Is that why you had that burn on your back? Yeah, it turns out I was very allergic. Oh, you're allergic to them? I'm allergic. Well, on my back. I was allergic to Sand Dollars, so it left just horrendous trails. Oh, yeah.

You had a lot of scots. See, this is why I'm afraid of them's size. It makes Jimmy Buffett look really not good. Yeah, because, yeah, for sure. For sure. Yeah. But Gail, I noticed that about you, and you've been freaking out a little bit, so it must be that there's a hurricane coming, right?

I feel it in my bone. I feel it in my bone. You've been saying that. I feel it in my bone. I do. And listen, I brought up the massage because sometimes I go get my back rubbed. And if they hit the spot, next thing you know, there's another hurricane. Oh, okay.

They say hurricanes coming. I said, did I make that happen? So, Gail. I'm not, listen, I don't, I'm not religious, but I am a spiritual person and I think I make hurricanes happen. Yes, yes. Very good. Very. Oh, so it's not that you can sense them.

You are actually crafting the hurricanes from your back. I worry that I'm gifted in that way. Oh, it's like a button. I'm worried I'm worried I have a back button. Oh, no. And I wonder if the people who press on that spot, their name is the name of the hurricane. I've never put that together. Oh, my God.

Bob? Like, if it, yeah. Hurricane Bob. Hurricane Bob. Hurricane Sandy. Oh, my God, Sandy. Did you press on her back way back in the day? I'm wondering if maybe we ran into each other and I accidentally pressed on your back.

That ripped up the Jersey Shore. Did you ever go to Margarita? of course i live in boker rotone that's a that's a three four hour drive i'm driving up and down florida i feel so guilty now so my god sandy i feel i feel i feel so that's a really that's a crime i think that's why maybe when that hurricane when hurricane sandy was happening i felt so bad felt sick and that's because i was feeling that because i was connected to it were you in the ocean at the time i'm always in the ocean so it's actually they say it's safer in the ocean when a hurricane has happened.

And the lightning storm. So when a lightning storm hits, you just have to be really deep down. As long as you're about 10 feet deep, then the lightning won't reach you. Same with an earthquake. So you know how they always said, like, get under the table or whatever?

You do not want to do that. No, that's a lie. You want to be in the center of your living room and you want to make sure none of your paintings fall down. That's right. And always look up. You want to look up during an earthquake. Look up.

So you can see the roof coming down and you know where to go. Go. God. Gail, don't mention God, okay? I'm sorry. You said you were spiritual, so I'm not religious, but I'm spiritual. I'm a recovering Catholic. Anything can happen.

Well, I'm a recovering Catholic, and you know what? I've prayed to him a lot, and I haven't heard one peep back. Right. Right. What are you again? A Protestant, protis. You a prostitute? Well, no. That's what we, yeah. No.

A common misconception for the Margarita Senoritas, but no. No, just a dancer. And I think I was raised Protestant, but I'm, I think I'm just a lover of Christ. You're a free spirit. Okay. So that's still in the, in the zeitgeist of religion, right? Christianity? Well, Teresa, you're saying that you love Christ.

I'm Sandy. You are slamming that down. Teresa, you need to slow down. I should tell you, Teresa. Listen. These are triple Cosmos. So one thing that you should know about me. This is why I don't trace it.

It's halfway I get through a Cosmo and I don't understand where I am, how I got there, and why am I naked? You're at the tough middle point before while you're just kind of a little dizzy, but a little bit more and then you'll reach your most powerful point. And's Gail. I know, trust me, I know Gail. Maybe it's because I feel like we've become one. You and me? No. You two.

I think we are connected. I mean, you do have a, you two do have like a yin and yang thing. Salt and sea. Salt and sea. That is us. And I don't know which is which, because they're kind of both synonymous. Well, there's salt in the sea. Right.

There is. And there's salt in the earth too. And you know what else is in the earth? Iron. Doctors tell me I have too much. Oh. Are you gathering energy from the earth? Do you have trouble with magnets?

I do. I especially have trouble with magnets. First thing, I don't get how they work. No. That's my first problem. Well, they don't know. It's an adhesive. They don't know.

It's like earth glue. Oh, is it glue? It is like that. So it's glue. It's sticky like that. Amazon does it. I've never heard of better description. Oh.

Interesting. Yes. That's what that Jeff Bezos man is so rich because he figured out magnet. I think he figured out magnets. Oh, well then he deserves everything he's gotten. I think he's a great man. I kind of agree, you know? Yeah.

He got married in Italy and I was like, this seems like a very nice event. It's a beautiful wedding. I saw pictures on Facebook. I was like, oh my God, I wish I was invited. I know. I could have been there. Well, yeah, I would have loved to have been invited. Like the whole community should have been invited.

Yeah. The world. And you know, he invented this two-day shipping thing. Why didn't we do that before? I know. Why hadn't that been happening? Well, two-day shipping? Two-day shipping.

Because that wasn't that the Pony Express? Oh, wait a second I think they had that old But I think they forgot how to do that in the dark ages So then we finally figured out how to ship things very fast Yeah, they remember Was the original postman, right? I think so

And they could run really fast Did they write ponies? I think they rode ponies It was one man and he wrote a pony And he would, if you had a letter Down in Florida Well, we don't have ponies down the East Coast Except for when the circus comes

And the farms come and then the kids ride the ponies. Is that where Yankee Doodle came from? Yes. I think so. Yes, Yankee Doodle was a real man. And he wrote a pony. And he wrote a pony.

And he wrote a pony. Just like Johnny Appleseed. They actually knew each other. I think they're all connected. Everything's connected. Everything's connected. So be careful with that drink, okay? Or drink it really fast.

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It's coming. Yeah. My time is coming. Oh, we've got a sign. Oh, the Gen Z is saying merch plug. Merch plug. Merch plug. Oh, there's an H under the hands.

Merch plug. Merch plug. Are they selling plugs? What kind of plugs? Oh. You guys are selling plugs? Tots and cooosies. Could you all shout it out?

It's for Last Splash. It's on the website now. Toots and coozy. She said it was. a smile so I'm going to do it. Tots and Cousy. All right guys, so they're selling totes and coosies. They're selling totes and coosies.

Now, if you don't know what a coozy is, it's a Boston Red Sox thing where it's a B and you put it over your beer and it keeps your beer your hands. Comfortable. Yes. It's more that it keeps your I think for me, when we put

Coors in it, when we're out on the boat, it's, it's so it, yeah, so your hands don't get cold because then if you have to grab a fishing rod but your hands are cold you can't grip it as well for me I can't I just can't grab stuff so when there's a cozy

she doesn't have a grip so she never practiced had a grip so she can't grip I can't grip stuff so the coozy makes the drink a little bit fatter so it's a little grabable so when you have a fat drink that's what's good because then if you can't grip you can also do a coozy how thick are the coozy how thick of the coozy do we have a measurement on the coozy thickness

Nicole doesn't know how thick the coosies are, but But she knows what spiders are on a shirt Yeah So there you go Yeah, there's spiders on her shirt She was saying that her shirt was from my neighbor Toto Toto Toto Toto So I think it's Wizard of Oz

It's a sequel to Wizard of Oz The dog moves in next door Right Do you think that dog is so alive? What? Oh no, they probably had many Toto's dance Wow

So anyways So they're selling a tote And a coo for last for last splash week that's what they told me they said this is called last splash what are we never splashing again what does that mean no we're done splashing for the rest of the year what does that mean well i find with me because epcot doesn't have splashes right oh because splash mountains at disneyland well it's not splash mountain anymore they put the tiana girl in it oh there you go tiana and the frog yes yep okay it's not last splash anymore a lot of water that

as long as you still get wet i like to get wet i like to get wet i like to get wet i like to get wet when I go on a roller coaster. This is very delicious. That's why I bring a water bottle on every roller coaster. I just open it up halfway through. And you know, if you're not getting a thank you from the people behind you, what is wrong with them? Exactly.

Because not only is it refreshing. Because if you leave a theme park dry, then you fail. You didn't have fun. You didn't have a good time. You need to be shopping wet. You need to be shopping wet. But maybe that's the key west in me because every time I leave my house, I refuse to to enter it again unless I'm soaked head to toe.

I think that's a great way to live your life. I kind of agree. I need to be covered in sand. You know what I like is when you walk into my house barefoot and all you feel underneath your feet is sand. I never clean it. That's lovely. Nope.

I have a hose outside and I make the kids clean it. But I don't want to because it's my house. I love that. You know? That's incredible. That's your ride. I've got a little, when you enter the home, when you enter my home in Boca, my Boca home,

when you walk in. You have two homes. I have two homes. I got one in Boca. Rich. It's a very quaint five bed. And then we've got another, we got a small condo up by one of the great lakes. I can't keep, we just, we just, one of the fingers.

You've never invited me to that home. Well, I've, because we were there skinny dipping. And I think, I think Teresa tried to. I was very nice. I think a fish nibbled at my leg, but. And those fish in that leg. They're hungry over there, but they don't feed them. those fish are just sitting in the lake

hungry. Nobody goes to feed them like goldfish? No, every time I go I take one of those fish flake cups and I toss it out there. Good. And I go, yo, welcome, Mother Earth. How would these fish eat without that? I don't know. But anyway, they're eating all the other fish. That's

what happens. There's a whole ecosystem in the deep blue sea. Of just fish eating fish. Fish just eat fish. Octopus eat fish. Yeah. Alligators eat fish. Oh, that's true. I don't understand alligators. Thank God I don't want to deal with them.

Gail, we need to take Teresa to the Everglades. You would absolutely love the Everglades. What's going on in the Everglades? Every creature you could ever imagine, constantly in battle. Water everywhere. One time, I was in Everglades, and I saw a raccoon, and then I saw an alligator come up from the water and eat the raccoon, but then as the alligator was eating the raccoon,

an Anaconda came out and ate the alligator. And that's just how nature is in the Everglades. It's just an everyday occurrence. So, okay, hold on one second. So the Anaconda, I've seen the movie. Right. And it's just like that. With J-Lo in it.

Right. Who is... She is incredible. J-Lo, name a better actress. I can't think of a better actress. I cannot think of one. Actress, singer, personality. I mean, a true triple threat.

And she's also from the East Coast. And she's a beautiful bride in the Bronx. Right from New York. She's like as New York as it gets, right? She's very New York, and don't you forget it? Remember her song? It was a very good song. Where is the block?

So the block is in the Bronx. Because New York is very compact. It's all one block, right? No. No, so... New York is a grid. It's not one block. It's a deep grid.

There's a little island. It's a whole thing. Because Key West is basically one block. So Jenny could basically be from there if she wanted. I don't even know if Jenny's been to the... Key West. Oh, she would love it. I would love to take you to New York. I would love that. You would have a blast in New York.

We could go, oh, we could go to Broadway, our favorite Italian restaurant. Remember that place? Yeah, Louie Guis. Louis Guis. So, you roll a dice, and if you get a double six, you get your meal paid for. Absolutely. What happens if you get snake eyes? You get an extra ravioli, that's it. You get an extra ravioli, but just one. And then you have to take it home. You can't eat it there because they need the table. Yeah, they need. So it's like, it's in and out. You got to go quick. Oh, so it's like craps, but you get food. Yes, but the food isn't crap, and that's the good part of it.

It's not crap. It's not crap, it's great. Oh, wow. So she's gonna need water though. So if we're doing Manhattan, we gotta get, you know. People drink water in New York. We could do Long Island. No, we could do Long Island.

The only thing is, well, there's gray white. So what I wanted to ask you is, you know, who's more intense? Is a gray white or an alligator? Oh, that's tough. Because I know my answer. I think they're different kinds of tough. You know, it depends on how deep the water is. water is. My earring fell off.

Which, by the way, thank you for this. This is a very nice gift. When you guys picked me up from the airport, you said these are from Florida. It was Sandy's idea. I got to give a credit. Because we got here sooner than you, so we were hanging out all day. And you know what? I'm not going to lie. I felt a little, I felt a tiny bit

of FOMO, fear of missing out. Is that what that is? Yes. Okay, I thought it meant four more. Like if I'm like out somewhere and I'm thirsty. And I'm like, FOMO, please. they didn't come it was very confusing

they didn't come they didn't come well no fear of missing out and also this shaking my head so you do this this means shaking my head well because you are shaking your head yes

yes so it's so it doesn't mean anything you're just doing that Ricky always says shaking my head he just says what he's doing yes does he say like when he's sitting down he goes sitting down when he's lying down.

He goes, lying down. I told him, I want him to verbalize everything that he's doing so I can make sure that he's safe. Oh, okay. I think that's good with how much he's hurting himself. Yes, I'm protecting him. I think it's a good idea. He's covered in acne. Anyway, so... You got to get him on the acids.

I heard if you cover him... Take a lemon or two home. I heard if you, like, covers space and acid will be better. Can I fly with lemons? Oh, they may not let you because... I'd love to fly with a Tropicana orange if I could. They may not let you because sometimes when you're landing, they have... They ask you if you have fruit on you.

I don't know what states that they do that for. Because remember when we went to California, they stopped our car and they said, do you have any fruit in here? Is this when they seize the watermelons? Yes. Oh, my God. Well, we got six watermelons because they looked so nice. Right.

And they took them all. You sent me that picture. They were gorgeous watermelons. They were very big. And they took them all. I don't know if the police officers are cutting them up or. I was very upset. But I didn't tell them that I had fruit gushers in my pocket.

And I think, I think if they found out about that, I would have been, I would have been in prison. I'm very grateful that you didn't say that because I did not want to spend a night in the jails. I know. You would not make, you two would not make it a day in jail. I would be fine. Do you think you would do well in jail, Gale? Well, would that be your name? Jail Gale.

Very good. Well, I'd have to. Very good. Thank you. I thought I could do stand up. I think you've got, I think you've got, you're very funny. Sandy, you're one of the funniest people that I've ever met. Like when we went on that road trip, I was left.

I kept saying you are hilarious. We would be driving along and like we would see cows and I'd go, uh-oh, moo. And you would be laughing so hard. She'd go, wear the chocolate milk cows. Yeah. That's incredible. Sandy, you've got to find a stage immediate. I was crying.

This is the stuff America needs right now, these kinds of jobs. Cheers. observational humor. I was crying, crying, laughing. It was hard. That's another reason that I went into oncoming traffic because the tears were flowing when I was laughing so hard. Right.

We did swap a couple cars, but luckily they're going the opposite way, so they didn't have time to turn around. So we kept going because... That's what bumpers are for. The bumpers, the side of the car, that's what it's there for. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Right, it's there to protect you. Yeah. Bump crash, whatever you need to do. Gail's not allowed to drive anymore. I don't drive anymore. It's my decision. that I made myself. It's her decision, but also the court's decision. But the court also enforces it. Oh. Yeah. Yeah. So I've gotten, I had to go to a class and I learned about this Uber

application. Oh, good. Yes. Okay. It's a little black square on your phone. Uh-huh. And you tap it and usually I'll find someone nearby and I say, can you tell it to go home? And then a man will come and pick me up. Can you tell it to go home? Yeah. Like, tell me, get me home. I find someone to say, here's my Uber. Can you get me home? Next thing, you know, a car. That picks me up. How do you pay them in cash? I don't know. From what I know, I've never paid.

Oh, that's so scary. I don't know. Free? Wow. Well, that guy who gave me a motorcycle ride, he didn't want money. He wanted one kiss. Where'd you put it? That's between me and the motorcyclist.

All right? All right. The sandwich way. Well, in sandwich, we do things a little bit differently. Do they have Uber in sandwich? No. They don't really use phones much in Sandwich. No, I got a phone because I wanted to travel with you, so I got a phone.

I think that's smart. Yeah. What if you get snatched? You're going to have, you want your phone with you? I punch my way out. No, that's true. I believe that. Yeah, so I, listen, in the cape, you know, I don't lock my door.

You know what I'm saying? Yeah, I mean, for me, I'm walking around, I'm like, someone's going to grab me. It's really. Yeah. I think, well, you're so big. Well, you're very petite and very pretty. Thank you. You're welcome.

I watch my figure. No, it's a very good. It's a good figure. It's a very good figure. I'm like, they want it. I know they don't. I think Teresa and I are definitely formidable women. And I think Gail, you know, adding you to what is now a trio, it's clear like you have an elegance to you.

And I see people really are staring at you all the time. Thank you. Oh, my God. No. They are. They are. They are. I feel like we have to be bodyguards now.

No, they're staring at you. I tell them. What are you looking at? This is my sister-in-law. Get your eyes off. She's married. What can I say? I don't know.

I just like a little bit of attention. Hike my skirt up a bit. What can I do? 30 minutes left. There's a strike through the zero. I think that means no. No, it means no more. It means no more.

It's half and half. Oh, okay, half and half. Like an animal. Like an animal. Three no. Three no minutes left. Well, at least it's not the merch out. That was hard.

That was hard. I know. That was really tough. The thing is, I want to call. Cousy. I now have a little more respect for my nephew. Who's not speaking to you right now. He's not, he's pretty mad. He's mad about, some of the stuff. Your nephew, Shane. Yeah. Yeah. My niece was fine. I said, but we kept calling your nephew dumb and stupid. Well, well, well, I mean, he is. Yes, it's true. I mean,

you know, and if he would talk to me more, I could teach him a few things. You got a stashic seven him and then he'll pick up. I know. That's the only way to call. He's figured out that trick, so he doesn't answer his phone no matter what now. You can borrow you can borrow a Gail's phone. You can borrow my phone? Oh, that's true. Give him a ring from old Gail. Okay, he might pick up, but he... I don't know.

He seems like he's very, very famous. You think so? He might not want to talk to his family anymore. Maybe he's got a big head. He seems famous, but I don't know why he is, because he has no personality from when I'm watching them. Meanwhile, I can't get Mandy to stop calling me. I'm like, Mandy stop calling me. She lets you call her.

Amanda. Yeah, Manzy and Gail. Are you? We might as well drive off a cliff together with a bank robbery in our truck. I'm Amanda. Oh, are you the cool aunt? I mean, I don't want to give myself that label.

I don't feel like that's a label you can give yourself. She's very cool. I, you know, Amanda always says, like, I need to get out more, but I say, I am. But you do. Look at me. I'm in Orlando, Florida. No, that's true. You're making changes.

You're traveling the whole world. And look at these. I mean, that's, that's. don't even wear them, but you, you know, this is a risk taker out there. I don't think Amanda's much of a risk taker. No, she's very boring. Very boring. But that's okay. She's playing it safe. Right. She's playing it safe. She needs to play it safe. I don't want her ending up like Ricky. Oh no. My dumb ass son. Yeah, she doesn't need to be like a cousin. But you know what? I never need him to date or anything. He can just live at home forever. It's very hard to see you

guys. I don't even know that you're here anymore. Hello? Oh, Marco. Polo. Oh, gotcha. Yeah, I'm over here. There you go. The sun is very hot. It's hot outside today.

So the back of your head's probably getting pretty burnt. I think, but it's probably platinum blonde in the back. Do you want the bi-sun? No, I don't need that. My skin's gotten very accustomed to the sun and the salt and the sand. I can see. Yeah, you've got a nice sheen to you. I know.

Yeah. I sparkle in the sun, basically. I've seen you. She glows. She sparkles. I get a little bit right now. I'm not seeing it. I just get dark.

I just get really dark. And I want to get darker. Sometimes, now I said, remember that one time after we went to, God, what was it? South Africa. Oh, yes. That a little trip to South Africa.

You didn't like leaving the hotel. Johannesburgs. Yes, Johannesburg. You got, at the end of the night, you were so sunburnt. I could not find you. That was a really wonderful time for me.

It was a gorgeous time. And then I came back and I just, I was never the same. Well, it's a post-vacation blues. That's why I keep traveling. This is why I don't. Because I don't want to keep getting sad. There you go.

I don't want to keep getting sad. But I was beautiful then. You are still a beautiful girl. No. You're just a little girl and you're still so beautiful, okay? Well, you've got to believe it. You've got to believe it to make it true. I don't know how to believe it.

You have to set your intentions. You have to manifest. I do a lot of manifesting and all the time I look, I have a cork board that I have all sorts of things on. And one of them is that I am beautiful. Yes. And I look at that. And then when I'm walking around, I know that I am because I set that intention. But if you're feeling ugly, your body's going to morph to that.

That's right. Well, you know, what's funny is I was going to take this class, this make your own vision board. but I only brought pictures of food That's okay if you want to manifest that Did you end up eating that day? Okay well there you go That's probably what happened Probably what happened you manifested a meal

Because if you ever thought about food It would never show up You're so right That's so true You know when I am hungry I think about it Next thing you know I'm having a meal There it is That's so true

It appears And I thought about these cosmos And they appeared Did you finish yours? I basically almost finished She's almost done. She's working away through. I could probably have four Cosmos and still be fine.

I believe it. You're a sturdy girl. The cranberry juice helps your body digest it a little better, so you can drink more than most drinks. It helps menopause, and it helps everything down there. That's cranberry juice. I feel younger. Are you already doing menopause?

My manopause has started. You've started menopause. Have you started manipause? Well, I think the ocean has changed my biology a little bit. you think you're going to skip it entirely? I don't know. I think it's just like, I can, I'm just, when I, when I decide. Remember when you went in the plankton?

Right. And it was glowing around me. And it was glowing around you. I actually think that you are not going to get manipause. You don't think I will. No, because you connected so deeply to those glowing creatures that they changed your chemical balance. Like, how am I, I, I'm 50% woman. 50% like

Ocean Ocean Ocean biome Well I am as well but you know Cape Cod's a little different It's a little harder It's not gonna stop No The ocean was like you're getting menopause early

Yeah That ocean's Gail cruel I mean having meant like Listen yes I've started menopause Okay I've started manopause You couldn't tell Thank you and thank you and thank you

And you know what it is If you're in Florida, it's hot all the time. You can't tell if I'm having a flash or not. Yeah, yeah, yeah, right. It's like we're all sweating all the time. We're walking around, drip, drop, it doesn't matter. Maybe I wouldn't know. Yeah, you do sweat.

In Key West, maybe it's so hot. Your back is usually wet. No, listen, you still know. I'm just always in the water, so I'm always wet anyways. So like I said, I don't come home without being wet. So maybe I just never would know. And that's kind of the beauty. I think mystery is the best part of life.

Oh, I love mystery. Sometimes I close my eyes and I just swim And I just swim until I come to another place How far have you gone out? Yeah, well I wouldn't know my eyes are closed I did one time I swam so far And I open when I opened my eyes They were speaking another language

And I was like I'm in Cuba again How do you get back? Oh my God Oh well I have some friends in Cuba Oh my God Did they take, did they put you back on a boat? If I want to But I also can just close my eyes

Start swimming again. And then I'm back home. The strength in you is just unknowed. It's really incredible. Well, it's a lot about, it's actually a lot about patience. You know, people, people want to be strong swimmers, but it's actually more about being a patient swimmer. And if you just glide with the current and just let yourself flow, you'll get home no matter what. That's why, that's why fish and butterflies and things that migrate, like, how did they migrate?

Hummingbirds. They go across the whole. They go across the whole world. That's because they're just being patient and we got to be patient. You know what? That's very hard for me to do. I would say I have to open my eyes and do the hard work in order to get it done. You know, you've really taught me, Sandy, that I can just let the universe guide me.

That's very hard for me. As you know, Danny and I, our parents, they were, it was like we didn't believe in that. No, yeah, no, he struggles every day. He struggles every day. And I don't want to struggle every... I want to jump in the ocean at any time and just close my eyes

and move my arms and get to another island. Sandy, I've got to thank you for being a friend of Teresa. I've seen a change in her. I really have. Well, thank you. I know we had a few hours together

while we were at the airport waiting for her to show up. Yeah. Hates planes, unlike Danny. I mean, I don't know. The two of them, how they're from the same parents, I couldn't tell you.

I really don't. Turbulance is awful. But you're bringing out something in her that I really appreciate. It's really special. I love Siena. It's great. I think I bring a bit of the humidity from Florida to her. And it softens, you know.

It's like she's strong, sturdy, dry wood. And I bring a little of that humidity that then allows you the wood to kind of soften up, to warp a little bit. So, yeah, so she's warping my wood. Yeah. You've warped a wood, and I like the way it's warped. I like the shape. I like the shape.

I like an o'er. That means a lot. That means a lot. And I know you guys have had such a journey. And Teresa's told me how she is viciously hated you at times. And I know, I'm sure she's been open with you about that. So I hope I hope I'm not. Oh, we've had it out.

We've had full on bras. I want to make sure I'm not spilling anything. No, I pushed her off a cliff. And that was like five years ago. And we've come a really long way. She broke her jaw in four places, but what... You landed right on your mouth. Yeah, I mean, my mother said I had a big mouth, and then I proved her right.

Lended straight on my mouth. I felt very, very bad about it. Now, I was blackout, so I don't really remember what the fight was. But I know, you know, when you're drunk, you tell the truth. I know what she said was painful, and it was about me and my parents, and I pushed her. It was my mistake. I shouldn't have brought up. I shouldn't have brought up her mom.

That's my fault. And then I tried to catch her, so I jumped off as well. Yeah. Luckily, best part about this situation, a little bit of silver lining, is now we have, we both have a fresh shed of teeth. Yes. Not a single bad tooth in here. These are all fake.

So these all popped out. So after I jumped on her, I fell on top of like a jetty and these popped out. Oh, that's so, that's, whoa. You wouldn't even tell. Can't even tell. No, I would never be able to tell. And sometimes when you're laughing, I get a look. And I never noticed anything.

Well, don't look back here because it's all black. That's what. Yeah, it's all black. It's all filling. So it's black and then the back is silver filling. Oh, that's so pretty, though. Yeah, so I'm kind of like a seashell. Or like a black pearl.

In Key West, the dentist will use pearl. For teeth. It's practically the same thing, so that makes sense to me. It's basically the same. It's so strong. God, I love the culture in Key West. It's so different than Boca Hurtone. The culture down there, it's so different.

Because it's so condensed. You guys speak another language, right? We basically do. We have one dentist, and he's on a boat. He's on like a houseboat. So when you go, it's a bit of a wild ride. And you hope that the weather's good, and the oceans. Yeah.

You hope the ocean's not too rocky. But I've had dentist appointments in the middle of a hurricane, and it's painful. I'm sure. I'm sure getting the tool when the boat's rocking, when you're rocking. That's very hard. But it's tough. There's only so much land down in Key West, so they have to do it on a boat. I'm surprised Key West never built upwards.

I agree. Like, where are the tall... One big, tall building is. And I've gone to town halls where we're saying that, and they say, no, it's because it's sand. It'll sink. like, okay, figure out the technology. This house is on the Cape that they have stilts.

Yeah, right? Put the city on stilts. Put the whole city on stilts. And then, you know, over time, the wood whoops. At the same time, we in Key West, we don't want to be higher up because that's further away from the ocean. So we're very grounded people. But I also, I learned how to be higher up because as a Signorita, Margarita Senorita, we were

going up and downstairs. so much, so I did figure out. Do you still own those six inch? The boardwalks, yeah, I still have those. Did you pack them? Because if you bought... Gail has two pairs of six inch heels. I got two pairs of six inch heels. We could be too tall ladies to go.

Oh, I wonder if I could still wear them. What's I shoe with you? Her feet swole. My feet have swollen up, yeah. This Cosmo is hitting. I know. That's a heavy cause of. Her feet swolled.

She had a jet ski accident. I squeezed the cranberries by hand. You know, you can tell. Thanks for not putting any alcohol in mine. That's the way that we would make them at Margaritaville is you put in the vodka and a bit of the lime juice and then and you hold up the cranberries and you just go, you squeeze them into there. It's kind of like the bog, the crant spray. What? What?

Ocean Sprite. What are you talking about? So I was talking about those commercials with the guys who were in those Outfit. Oh, in the little outfit. And they're in the middle of the cranberry. The cranbog. Is that what you were talking about?

No, I was saying it's kind of like a hibachi. You know, it's like if you want to see it at me, it's like it's a whole show. It's a show and a drink. Oh, yeah. She never shows anyone. You did all this by yourself. I do it by myself. I went to the outhouse and I did it there, Porta Potty.

Yeah, it's very nice. She has her own outhouse and it has a little. little, it has a little, it has a little moon, little moon, but then it also has a bunch of shrimp drawn in it. Yeah, that's so cute.

That's gorgeous. This, uh, podcast is brought to you by, uh, ocean spray cranberry cocktail. And it's also, it's also brought to you by

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Nice. You get your swim drinks on? Uh, yeah. Under those jeans? Under my jeans. Really? Yeah. No, back to our ants.

Yeah. So where are they, where are the camera crew is going to stay? I don't know. So Cole and Marcus, since they're married, they're probably going to. to stay in one room. I would imagine they're in a room together. Yeah. And then that one over there, they probably need a room too. They need their own room. Well, Gen Zs don't, they don't. They don't want to talk to anyone. They don't know how to talk. They don't know what to do. I'll see a Gen Z walk and I'll go, hey, look at me. They won't. They're saying that I think they wanted to try to follow us

us and film us at Epcot, but they're not going to be able to survive. Well, I don't think that they can get into Paris. I don't think Gen Z travels. No, because you, you can't travel. Paris unless you've traveled before. Absolutely. Now, I mean, hear me out. I feel like the people who love that other podcast you do would love to see us in Epcot. Oh, smash mouth? Yeah, I think the smash mouth watches would love to see the three of us in Epcot. I don't know. Oh. I just have a feeling in my heart.

My nephew also does one, I think, where he reads bedtime stories. Oh, that's really nice. I think he reads like Goodnight Moon. It's really nice. It's really gorgeous. Good night, Los Angeles. Have you heard that one? No.

So it's all about, it's a book called Good Night Los Angeles, and it's all about Los Angeles. And there's a good night Cape Cod, there's a good night Connecticut. Oh, that sounds so lovely. Yeah, you should read them to Ricky. Oh, wow. Now you can't get him to read a thing. No, I can't. That boy, my God.

It's just struggling. It's not your fault either. No, of course not. You tried your best, I swear. Honestly, it's never really the mother's fault. I'm tired of hearing about that. It's always the other thing. school. Have you ever thought about

getting him like a little sailboat and just telling him to go? Well, I've tried this. Like he maybe needs to take a journey. You're right. I think what would be very nice for his birthday is I could build a ship. Okay. Get him on it. You know, like a small ship. Right. A small ark.

Yeah, I know some guys who do some lobster fishing and I could get him on that ship and then send him on his way. He could go to the Virgin Islands and just... Is he a virgin? Yeah? Yes, he's, yes, he's a virgin. Well, Sandy, that's a silly question. Right, and I've heard that all of Gen Z are... Yeah, they are. They're sexless. They're sexless. That's what I've heard. That's what they're

saying on Facebook, they're sexless. They're sexless. But you know what? Some of them are kind. That Nicole, she was kind. She is kind. But Marcus has not talked to us at all. He hasn't said a thing. He's been mean mugging me this whole time. And I think... I think. It really does seem. Yeah. Yeah.

Not getting a. Oh, hello. Oh, hi. Oh, hey, Marcus. How are you? Oh, wait. He's wearing a New York sports hat. I like him.

Oh, my God. Okay. Marcus, how much weight can you pick up and throw over into the pool? Probably like 275 pounds. Oh, well. That's a lot of pounds. That's not me, but, you know. That's like five of me.

So he could throw five of us. You could grab all three of us and throw. Full grown man. Full grown man. 400. Danny's 160. He's like a pencil with a hat on. Marcus, if you want to throw me in the pool, I will not scream bloody murder.

In fact, I'll enjoy it. Because we're merely 12 feet away from this pool here at this Best Western. Yes. That's right. Look at the pool. It's so nice. And this is a great best Western. Best really does applaud to it.

I was just about to say that. It is the best. It is the Best Western. It is the best. But where's all the cowboys? I was hoping for more of a cowboy theme. When they said there's a hotel bar, it was like, you mean the saloon?

Yes. And that day... Right. I kind of want to get in here and theme this place up. Like, let's get some cowboys swimming in the water. Yeah. Where's the guy?

I want a guy wearing all black, black cowboy hat come in and mix things up every once in a while. Yes. But it is the best. It is the best. It's very nice. I've been having a great time. If they wanted to sponsor this podcast,

I would accept. Well, this podcast is sponsored by Best Western. I just did it. There you go. Now we're going to get our own hotel. Well, we have it. Well, my niece and nephew have it so easy. They just say stuff and then those companies have to pay them.

They just talk and talk and talk. And I feel like what we're talking about is life lessons. Yeah, this is what a real podcast should be. People are going to listen to this. Their lives are going to be so changed. Ten minutes left. What does that say? checks.

Fact checks. Are we getting a fat check for filming this? We better get a fat check. I would like a fat check. I would love a fat check. I would like a blank fat check. So Nicole's giving us fat checks. Can we have our first fat check?

Yeah. Mount Rushmore is in South Dakota, not North. Mount Rushmore is in South Dakota. Well, no, I think we agreed that it's actually on the line. It's on the border. That's actually not a fact that we needed to hear again because we figured that. That's an opinion. That's your opinion.

But I appreciate it. But it was very nice. So Mount Rushmore's Rim drop in the south. That's right. All right. What's another fat? Check. The Epcot Eiffel Tower is actually one-tenth the size of the terrace. Oh, that's because it's metric

and imperial measurements. Yeah, so that's a translation thing. Because we do feet and they do meters. It's actually the same. And they do centimeters. They do centimeters and centi means 10. So that's good because I thought I really want the Eiffel Tower to be very big.

It's going to be big. I said it's going to be big. But I appreciate you talking to us because, you know, we're very open-minded people. I'm an open book, Nicole. So, this is nice to have this open discussion. So, Coli, what else do you have going on?

In a case of a hurricane, the National Weather Service recommends you be inland during a hurricane, not 10 feet in the water. They're saying you should be, you should be not in the water doing a hurricane? So the weather department, or whoever this is, says when a hurricane happens, you should be inland.

And not in the water. Why would you ever do that? Don't you want to be one with the water? Absolutely. Yeah. Well, be inland. I mean, I'm on an island, so there's no inland for me. I mean, look, the weatherman is funny, but I don't necessarily think he's an expert.

I think he's a little bit more akin to a clown than a scientist. I couldn't agree more. He's not controlling the weather, so what is he there for? Right. I have eyeballs. I can look it outside. Yes, exactly. And I think, you know, when you're in the ocean, then you can tell, you know, how bad the hurricane's going to get. Absolutely. And like if you're going to get wet anyway, why not start wet? I agree.

It's not like, whenever there's an earthquake, it's not like there's a bunch of dead fish. No. The fish are fine. Exactly. Yeah, so thank you, Nicole. Thank you, Nicole for that. What else do we have? Oh, Marcus.

Oh, Marcus. So he speaks. There he is. For you guys, Yankee Doodle was not about the Pony Express. It was a 1750s British song which mocked American colonists. Yankee Joodle is not about the Pony Express. It's a song that mocks America colonialism. Oh, it's a British song? Why would a British song be in America?

You're telling me we're raising our kids with hate. They're singing a hateful song. I'm not raising my son with hate. He's a dumb ass that I care about. Thank God I can't have kids because my God, this would ruin. Yeah, you got it all tied up. This would ruin me. All tight up.

All tight up. If I ever hear a child singing Yankee Doodle, I'm going to tell him, hey, you need to sing God bless America to wash your mouth out. Absolutely. Oh, Sandy, you've got me as one of your people to do that too. Yes. I'm on board. You know, I enjoy that too. I like that.

God bless America is a, it's a, it's a. It's a fine song. It can use a little more pop to it. I think it needs, yeah. It's like Patty in the USA. Because how do you dance? Oh, that's such a good song. Patty in the USA by Miley Cyrus.

Oh, she is. I love that song, but she needs to put her body away. Oh, she's, well, you know what? Have you seen what she's been dressed? She's dressing like Beetlejuice. You know what? I actually don't mind it. Really?

I like how tight her clothes are. Because let me tell you. No, when you're young, you should. You know what, when you're young, you should show up. And that's why at our age, we do the opposite. Well, I wanted to be loose so that people can go, I think there's a tight body under there. Yeah, it's mystery. You leave it up to the imagination.

Absolutely. Do you have another fact check for us, Macas? We got three more here. Okay. Oh, okay. So y'all's last episode actually has 800K views, not two to three million. Well, on Facebook, on Facebook. Are you including the Facebook and that?

That's the main source. Oh, I don't really use YouTube. No, I'm not someone who like, I'm on Facebook. Yeah, so Facebook has three million views. I'm pretty sure that I saw that. I'm pretty sure on Facebook, it has three million. Yeah, Gail, we actually got, you know, very big, famous. I know.

You got stopped when we were at Publix, just a little bit earlier to get some sandwiches. They said nice calf tan. Yeah, and I was like, they know what they meant. They were like, okay. They know them. They were like, I know. I was on a podcast. So, no, thank you.

You actually can try. within the continental US with lemons. This changes so much. This is the only answer that I like. Wow. This is important actually. And what about oranges? I think, see, they don't. Any citrus?

Citrus is good. That's that they're going to change that eventually because people are going to take advantage of that. Oh yeah. Well, I'm taking, I want half this tree and I want half. I want to make my own fresh orange juice. Oh, these are fresh. These are about to fall off.

Yeah, those look about ready. Same with these. In fact, every single one looks about ready. I can't, oh. Well, you can. Hold on one second. Let me just reach. I can see.

They're scared that we're getting up, but don't worry, we're not going to hurt ourselves. Oh, God, there's a squirrel in here. Everybody calm down. These are two adult women. They know what they're doing. It's fine.

Is there any more cosmos in here? No, not a... Meat. We should have put this in the fridge. Oh, my God. Did we have the tri-tip? We left the tri-tip in without any ice? Right. Oh, my God.

Oh, my gosh. Well, I'd love to take some Tropicana oranges. You can, why not? Oh, the ocean's down there. Let me see this. Oh, it's hot, Todd. Oh, my goodness. Look at the ocean. It's so beautiful.

God, that's gorgeous. I would love to swim in it. We can't. These are the moments that live. that we live for these moments. This is what makes life worth living. I really appreciate you ladies. You two are wonderful people.

Thank you for making this trip special. A dolphin! Oh my god! Oh my god, there's several of them. There's 14 dolphins. Oh, it's a school. It's a school of dolphins. Wow.

Well, I'll probably be swimming in the pool for a little bit. Yeah, I'll probably join you in the pool for just a touch. I just want to get a little wet. Just want to get a little wet. Careful, your Cosmo almost hopped out of the coozy there. Do you have any more facts for us?

I don't know what she got going on. I don't know if you heard, but there's 14 dolphins over there. Oh, yeah. So if you guys want to, you know, get off your devices and go see the dolphins, you should do that. Yeah, if you want to live life a little bit and see what's around you, my God, these children. Were any of you on the camera is able to catch the dolphins? I didn't see a single person on a camera. So if you take this camera and you go into the ocean, you could probably catch that.

Do they go underwater? We can't. We can't move the cameras. Oh, that's too bad. They can't put the camera under water. I should talk to, you should, you should figure that out because that should be a whole channel. Oh. Oh, my God.

That's a very good idea. Smash underwater? Oh. I could put that on whenever. Smash fish. Smash fish. Smash coral. Oh.

Smash dolphins. That would be amazing. Well, you can at least bring the cameras to Epcot, right? Maybe. I can't make. So Nicole said maybe and Marcus said yes, who has more power here? Well, Marcus has the hat. I'm going to believe that one. Oh yeah, New York's sports.

Because like a director usually wears a hat. Yes, absolutely. That's what they say. That's what John Travolta has been saying lately. He's been wearing a cool hat. And he's like, because I'm a director. His new movie is supposed to be very, very good. Name a John Travolta movie that isn't a masterpiece. Oh, Saturday Night Fever is one of my favorites.

That man can do no wrong. What's the one where he looks at a star and he, gets really smart. Michael. No. No. What's the name of that one? Oh.

Oh. Phenomenon. Phenomenon. Oh. Michael's also a movie. Phenomenon might be the best movie ever made. Oh, I completely agree. I think that happened a bit to me with the ocean.

Yes. I think that, you know what, Sandy, if you opened up a business and you just took clients down to the ocean and you had them close their eyes and touch the water while you talk to them. I'm kind of like the ocean version of John the Baptist. Yes. That's exactly correct.

Sandy, you've got to do this. You're a female triagy. This is a brilliant idea, Teresa. This is a very good idea. You simply must do this. And you know what? You could send waves to me in the Cape and I'll stand in the ocean at the same time

and I'll wait and the wave that comes will be from you. Do you think if all three of us get in the ocean at our homes when we get back home and we get in the water and we feel we could probably communicate Kate? Oh, like we could sense each other? In the water? I think so. All through the Atlantic.

Yes, absolutely. Yeah, we're all sharing the same ocean. Yes, but we have to be naked when we do it. Right. Is Bocca Raton's on the Atlantic, or is it the Gulf of Mexico? Nope, Boca Raton's on the Atlantic. Oh, okay. Yeah, it's a little inward. You've got to drive, well, like 10 minutes against the ocean.

Florida is so big. Florida is so big. It's so... Try driving out of it. It takes a whole day. No, I know. That's why you haven't come visit. it. Yeah, listen. I know. Danny likes the plane.

I don't like the plane. I know. I don't like... Every time they take off, I knock out. I'm with you. All I want to do is watch any J-Lo romantic comedy on the plane. And you know what? There's not that many.

Gile is a very good movie. Ben Affleck is from Boston. Oh, my God. Yeah. Yeah, he's from Boston. Because that's why... So, Geely. Because what's the one where he's really smart or where his friend is...

That's Matt Damon. is really smart. Goodwill hunting. Goodwill hunting. And that's a real story, too. It's a true story. That's true. Matt Damon was a janitor.

Did we have another fact or did we finish out let up? I can't decide one or two. It was a system of horse riders who delivered mail. This is the pony. The pony express was not one man. It was a system of other men and many ponies. Who was keeping track? I don't know.

Was there a top? What if one of them read your letter and it never gets anywhere? Oh my God, that's my worst nightmare. Oh, me too. I do not want anyone to read my mail. Oh, my God. That is the worst thing that could ever happen to me. I'd be okay with it.

What kind of mail do you get, Sandy? Oh, well, you know, in Key West, what we have is, you know, those little pipes that go into the sand and then they come out on another end? You can talk through the pipes. Yes. We have mostly those. I've seen those in a bank or two. So it's kind of more like telephones than mail because it's so small, the island. Why would you send a letter?

That's so true. And the humidity just eats up the letters anyways. They're so damp. Wow. And Boca, we just yell. Yeah. The cape, we just don't. We don't.

Or what I would do is if I was going to send someone a letter, I'd maybe write a little note, and I'd put it on a seashell facing up, and I'd put it in the ocean. I'd just drift it along. They can drift from miles. I know. You know, my biggest dream is to find a message in a bottle. Not the Kevin Costum movie, which is very romantic, by the way. But I really want to find a message in the bottle from like, you know, 1876 or something.

And they're like, oh, you know, my daughter was this. And then realize that I know their daughter's daughter's daughter's daughter, daughter. You have nothing left to live for if you had that. I know. That is your ultimate. I'd be done. She's been talking about this for years. You may not want to manifest that because then you would die. There's nothing left.

That's how manifesting works. If you think about it too much, it'll find you. I think about it every single night. Oh, you've got to be careful with that. I would think about some other things too. I would think about maybe food a little bit. Well, I do think about food, but... Oh, no.

She's thinking about it right now. Do you know how many glass bottles I found from the ocean and they're all on my dresser? Oh. Luckily, all empty. Not a simple note. There's no note in there. No, no. one day you'll get it, but it'll be a good day.

It'll be a last day. Gail, what are you trying to manifest right now? Right now, I really, really want just a good like four of five grand. The front porch is falling apart. The front porch is falling apart. I'd love four or five grand just to get some new wood. Yes. Danny said he'd paint it white.

I've always wanted a white porch. forever. Yes, it's got to be white. If it's white, it's going to bounce off. The sun's going to bounce off. It'll be like being inside an oven. Yes, very good. I just stand out there, do a little rotation like a rotissary, come back in, I'm brown. And white is very clean.

Yes, very clean. So yeah, I'm manifesting for a five grand. I think that's very nice. That's very doable. Are you going to do shells in your driveway like me? Because it's very easy to do. So my problem is there's too much crunch when I'm driving. I don't like the seashell because I'm

destroying the shells with my car. Well, that's the point. You destroy them down, and then your driveway's white, which is very nice. Well, that is an appealing color for me. It's like you're driving into heaven, you know? No, that's true. You're driving on the bottom of the ocean. I'll consider it.

I'll consider it. All right. $4.5 grand is nice. You could do a lot with that. I think that's really nice. I just need like a couple hundred bucks. I want to get some more pictures of me and Ricky around. Yes.

Do you want to hire a photographer? No. I've got a photographer friend. I can connect to it. No, my neighbor takes pictures. Okay, all right. Yeah. Well, if you ever want a photographer, I've got a blue hair girl.

She does good work. Well, she'll probably be expensive. Oh, she said five minutes. Five minutes. I thought she was trying to high five you. Oh, if she wants to high five. Did you want a high five? Oh, hi-five.

Oh, my God. Everybody, this is Nicole. Jesus. Everybody, this is Nicole. That was Nicole with a spider shirt. Oh, they don't clap. They don't clap. They don't clap.

She's covered in tattoos. You should show your tattoo. Oh, they would scare them. That's true. They wouldn't know much about it, I don't think. Because ever since Jimmy Buffett died, I don't know if his legacy is carried on up here in the, like. Nicole, do you know who Jimmy Buffett is? Do you know Jimmy Buffett?

He's not dead? The last fact. He is dead. You guys were talking about him in present tense. Oh. So the fact check is that he's dead. No, we knew that he was dead. So he's not.

So he's not. So he's not. I don't need to remember tragedies. You just wanted to get my hopes up just to tell me again that he was dead. Well, he's not really dead. You know why? He can come back. His ashes are in the ocean.

Yeah, we keep a spirit alive. Everyone in Key West helped spread those ashes. There was a lot of them. He was a big guy. There was a whole barrel. He was a big guy. Well, he wasn't even that big, but when he got cremated, something.

Something happened. Really dense man Dense, whatever the material was Do you think that I would be a lot of ashes? Well Because my arms are so buff Well, Teresa, I know That you want to be buried in the sand

And have a clam bake over you Well, yes, I want a clam bake How much ash would you be Or how many clams would they be able to cook with? Oh, hundreds. I would feed the entire beach. Right. So I want to be underneath a clam bake

And I want my body fumes to go through the seafood food and bless it. That's wonderful. I love that. So then when they're done, they dig the sand and then my ashes are right there. And then I go out and I become seafone. Gail, what would they, what would you like people to do with your body when you pass away? Yeah, what would you like? No, that's a good question.

Nope, it's a good question. I've been thinking about it. I want to be buried full body. Sorry, cremators. I don't, that's not for me. No, that's fine. I want to be buried full body. I want to be buried full body up and down like I'm standing.

because I don't want to lay down for the rest of my life. I want to be ready to go. Oh. So I want to be standing. And. Yes, very good. If possible, I would love a palm tree on top so that, you know, the palm tree can feed on me. Oh, like it's a hat.

Exactly that, Sandy. That's exactly. That's right. That's actually very brilliant. So you would be buried up. I want to be buried up. Palm tree up. So it's all up.

How close? to the surface would your head be would your head be six feet? I like this because you know it's important to think of these things you want to rise. Because if your head is six feet

down then your feet are 12 feet down and I'm a small girl I can't be that funny. Are you going to be buried in your heels? Right. Right. Because you're about 4.11. 4-2. You're Shakira's height. Yeah. You're Shakira's height. I think maybe that's why

people have been staring at you. They think you're Shakira. Oh my good. I should. I should put on a sign that says I'm not Shakira. Well, no, actually, if they can, you know, give you a little money, you could say, I'm going to sign this for 200 bucks and then that many people can get you five grand. Oh my God, that's how I can get my four or five grand. That's a great idea, Teresa. If anyone wants a signature today from Shakira, I can do that for you. And I think Gen Z loves Shakira. Nobody said anything. In fact, they all looked at me. Yeah. So when you're buried up, are you going to have you. heels on and your jewels or what? Well, Teresa, of course.

Yes, okay. I'm going to go full mummy with it. I'm going to have all my belongings down there. Oh, good. So wrapped up. Yeah, they're going to have to open up a trench for me because I'm taking the couch. You know my couch? Oh, you love that couch. I love that couch.

The couch, it's a lazy boy, but it stands up. Oh, if you press, if you press the lever forward. So if you press the lever forward, it goes all the way up. It stands up. Yes, you can do a lean. That's so nice. You never have to get, you never have to use your thighs. because Gail doesn't, you know.

Because you don't have those. I really don't want to use my thighs. How would you die, Sandy? I've asked you this. I think, I mean, obviously just being drifted off into the ocean is what I've thought about. Oh, Vikings for Moral Vives. I think if they found a nice big stingray and just kind of strapped me to it. That would be beautiful.

Let it just float away. You would travel the entire world. Because they go so far. They travel between Key West and. and Europe. South Africa. And South Africa, they do a whole big loop around. That's why I was in South Africa.

Yeah. We were there for the migration. They did that. And you don't need to look that up because that's a true fact. Do not need to be fact checking the things that we know already. Well, ladies, you know, my skin is ready to get wrinkled in that pool. Are we ready to get going? I mean, it's been tempting us this whole time.

I'm ready to become a raisin in there. But can we do one more thing before we go into the pool? Sure. What do you want? I just want to see if the dolphins are still there. Let's go see if the dolphins are there. All right. And thank you for watching.

And thank you to everyone who's watching here, all these Gen Z. I hope you can really learn how to have a conversation from this. And I hope that you can be friendly like these people, Nicole and Maccas. I hope you can be kind. Take a note from the married couple here. They're gorgeous. They're kind. They're kind.

They look in my eyes. They have tattoos everywhere. Everywhere. I've never seen that many tattoos on a person. And they're not, they don't have hair that they were born with, and that's different. Marcus and Nicole are telling us to say that this is last splash week. It's the last time we're going to splash, so take it in while we got it. Take it in because we're never splashing after this.

We're never splashing again. Because I guess eventually you have to get out of the pool. There's other, they said, um. So there's other content that's people splashing. I guess my nephew's doing some other stuff and your niece is doing some other stuff. Oh, she's going to go topless. You think Mandy's going topless? You know what? I don't know what she wants to do these days.

No, you're right. It's been hard to figure out. It's been hard. She's body positive and that's good. That's good. Unlike these Gen Zers. Oh, my God. Sexless. Sexless. Because Amanda's a Gen X. Amanda's a boomer, I think. I think Amanda's a boomer.

She's a Gen X. Anyways, just the last splash. So if you want to see them, topless in a pool, keep watching, guys. Yep. Go and find that on the internet. I don't know. We'll see you on Facebook. I hear a splash. Okay.

All right. Thank you.