Smosh Mouth - #29 - Try Not To Laugh: The Podcast: The Rematch

Episode Date: January 15, 2024

Go to http://hellofresh.com/smoshmouthfree and use code smoshmouthfree to get one free breakfast item per box while subscription is active. The rematch we've all been waiting for. Shayne, Amanda, and Angela go head to head to head trying to make each other laugh for a HUGE cash prize. 0:00-2:38 Intro 2:39-9:29 The challenge begins 9:30-17:25 Celebrity impressions 17:26-33:20 Leaked scripts 33:21-34:26 Sponsors! 34:27-44:10 Scenes from a hat 44:11-56:58 More scripts 56:59-1:03:51 More impressions 1:03:52-1:05:19 The winner revealed SUBSCRIBE: https://smo.sh/Sub2SmoshCast WEAR OUR JOKES: https://smosh.com WHO YOU HEAR Shayne Topp // https://www.instagram.com/shaynetopp/ Amanda Lehan-Canto // https://www.instagram.com/filmingamanda/ Angela Giarratana // https://www.instagram.com/angelagiovanagiarratana/ OTHER SMOSHES: Smosh: https://smo.sh/Sub2Smosh Smosh Pit: https://smo.sh/Sub2SmoshPit Smosh Games: https://smo.sh/Sub2SmoshGames El Smosh (Spanish Dub): https://smo.sh/Sub2ElSmosh FOLLOW US: TikTok: https://smo.sh/TikTok Snapchat: http://smo.sh/OnSnapchat Instagram: https://instagram.com/smosh Facebook: https://facebook.com/smosh Twitter: https://twitter.com/smosh Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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or concerns about gambling or someone close to you, please contact Connex Ontario at 1-866-531-2600 to speak to an advisor free of charge. BetMGM operates pursuant to an operating agreement with iGaming Ontario. Welcome back to Smosh Mouth. I'm Shane. And I'm Amanda.

And we are going to do a TNTL round two with our lovely guest, Angela Jaroszani. That's right. It is Try Not to Laugh, the podcast, the rematch. Last episode was chaotic. But at the end of it, Angela, you said you wanted a rematch. Yeah. Because you felt you weren't prepared enough. Yeah, you went for me hard and I did not prepare

and today, Shane and Amanda, I did prepare. Well, so did we. Yeah, we had more time to prepare as well. We had more time to prepare and there's $40 gift card on the table so Selena will be tallying who laughs We had more time to prepare, and there's $40 gift card on the table. So Selena will be tallying who laughs, and you want the lowest laughs to win $40 gift card to your choosing. And Shane and I decided to create some structured games, shall we say?

A little bit of fun to be had. As you notice, there's a fishbowl and a hat on the table and an hourglass. We have some scenarios here. Just little improv situations that will flip that timer. It'll be 90 seconds where we have to act it out, but not laugh. And we have a fishbowl over here full of impressions. And so we'll just test each other

on impressions. All of this while not laughing. Okay. But mind you, you can laugh right now. We haven't started the game yet. Ha ha. Ha ha ha ha. Yeah. Gotta get it out.

Yep. And we each brought in some special things to make each other laugh. Just little gifts for each other. Last time, Angela, I found some old scripts from projects you worked on. You just ripped up my IMDB. Yeah, and I checked both of your IMDbs again. As did I.

As did I. So I did some research, and maybe that'll be coming back up. So are we ready to begin? I think we're ready to begin. I gotta let it out. And I can't believe, I'm so glad that you looked at my IMDb.

I'm so glad you're gonna find so many scenes from short films that you'll have no idea where they are. I can't wait for that. I was on Vimeo till 3 a.m. I cannot wait for that. Okay. Who won last time? You won, Joe.

I won. And so I doubled the gift card. Okay. Because I promised to give the gift card to someone. So now if one of you wins, I will give you a $40 gift card to wherever you want. To wherever we want. Let's go. All want. Let's go. Let's go, guys.

Okay, so the TNTL rematch starts now. Whoever laughs will get a checkmark. Selena is amazing and taking a tally. Whoever has the least amount of laughs wins. Yeah, that's right. And it has begun now. And you heard that, Angela. Selena's over there

taking Italian. Very funny. All right. And Angela. As a listener, I barely moved. Angela did not move from that. That was so funny, though. Yeah.

No, did Italians come up with tallies? Is that a thing that they would do? Like they'd be holding some chalk like that and then... It just feels like a movement that an Italian would make. Yeah. I think about that all the time. Wow, a lot? When I'm in the shower.

The water's not running, but I'm in the shower. So, okay, so Shane thinks about Italians in the shower. Does smart things make you laugh or surprises? Let's talk about what makes us laugh. I think that's a good way to start this. I feel like last episode, it was shock that made me, like, guffaw a little bit.

Right. Shock does get me. Yeah. I think it can be lazy a lot of times, shock humor. But absolutely. If you surprise me it's hard not to laugh yes i i think surprise makes me laugh i i definitely think um something like a funny voice or something interesting like that makes me laugh personally stories make me

laugh embarrassing stories i feel like i told a lot of embarrassing stories about myself and i was the one laughing you both went crazy with that so you probably have no other embarrassing stories? I feel like I told a lot of embarrassing stories about myself and I was the one laughing. You both went crazy with that. So you probably have no other embarrassing stories left, right? Oh, there's tons. Oh, okay. I feel like something embarrassing happens to me every day of my life. I do think about you putting your hand

in a full cup of juice. In a full cup of juice. Amanda, let that slip. I laugh at my own embarrassing stories because, yeah, I put my whole fist in someone's cup of juice. That was pretty awesome. With my head turned. And what's unfortunate is that she just wouldn't let me get her a new one. Instead, she walked off very upset.

So my hand was covered in turmeric, and I was very embarrassed. That sucks. Yeah. That really sucks. Also, I want to point out something, Angela. As of this podcast dropping, you probably have this off. But currently, you have a really cool cast on. It's Christmas themed.

Thank you, yeah. People are going to love that when this drops in January. Got Amanda. Got her. You know what? I'm too loose right now. I'm having too much fun. Yeah, you're having too much of a good time.

Yeah, you got to bulk up. Angela and I are internally. The brotherly shove. That's right. The brotherly shove of comedy. That's right. Ha ha. You literally cannot.

You. So I will explain what's happening right now. Shane is holding in a laugh. And Angela's just smiling really big. I'm fine. Angela's been doing this character that fucking kills me, man. What is it? Where she just has zero expression on her face. Zero expression

but so much passion in the voice. Dude, you literally could not embarrass me if you even tried. Is this your character? You literally couldn't even touch me. No matter how hard you try right now. Okay. I don't know who he is but matter how hard you try right now. Okay. I don't know who he is, but it gets him. It's just so funny.

Just a guy who's just like, dude, bro, you literally cannot affect me right now. Nothing you say to me could ever freaking hurt me at my feelings. Hurt me at my feelings? You got me. Okay, another tally for Angela. It's the intensity. It's the intensity. You got to speak as intensely as possible without moving your face at all. Dude, literally nothing you say will fucking embarrass me. You could take me down. You could take my whole family down, and I won't even fucking flinch. You got to speak as intensely as possible without moving your face. Dude, literally nothing you say will fucking embarrass me.

You could take me down. You could take my whole family down and I won't even fucking flinch. You got that? You got that? You got that? Wow. Bro comedy just doesn't do it for me, guys. Really?

Oh. It's old. It's old women. It's old men. It's Macy's. So Golden Bachelor was just killing it. I never saw it because I just didn't want these women to get crushed. And that man, he was not attracted to me.

I'm, no. And the one he chose, I'm just like, what? I do love that someone compared them to real people. Like there was a Kris Kardashian in there vibe. Do you know? Did you guys see that? I watched some of Golden Bachelor. Yeah, I watched a little bit.

No, no, no. This is separate. What? No, no, no, no, no. Stop it now. This is separate. This is they took Golden Bachelor contestants and compared them to real people. Oh.

Oh. Pretty fancy stuff. Interesting. Okay. Are you trying to make me laugh with this? Did you see this on people.com? Okay. Did you really see this on people.com?

I did. Are you kidding me? Amanda. I have a subscription to people.com? I did. Are you kidding me? I have a subscription to people.com. It's embarrassing. It's fine. Except there's a lot of crazy stuff on there. No one. How can you have a subscription to people.com?

Nobody knows Taylor Swift's and Travis Kelsey's timeline. Nobody knew their timeline. Heads up. People did. People knew their timeline. Nobody knew their timeline. I'm holding it People did. People knew their timeline. Nobody knew their timeline. I'm holding it in, folks. I'm holding it in.

I'm going to give you a pass on that one, but that was close, Angela. That was close. You were smiling. I was smiling. Speaking of celebs, shall we get into this little fishbowl of celebs? Do you want to do some impressions? Let's freaking jump in the pool of sharks. Yeah.

Also, heads up. People.com is incredible. You know that that makes me laugh about you. For people at home, you're touching on my weakness, which is when Amanda reads the news on her phone like it's like an old man reading the news. Yeah. And it's her Instagram explore page.

She goes to Starbucks and she prints it out. She prints all of the articles out onto paper. She goes to Starbucks and she scatters them on a table all over the place. They're falling onto the floor. That's like me solving a crime. Yeah. But you're trying to figure out the timeline of Travis Kelsey and Taylor Swift.

Well, we don't know. That's the thing. We don't know the timeline. The timeline was never revealed and they are speaking out. Did you know who Travis Kelsey was at the beginning of this year? Not a clue. Don't care. Who is... It got me.

It got me. It got me. It got Angela. Damn, that was a slur. Don't care, but they were speaking out. And also, you know, Meghan Markle, they felt pushed out of the royal family. Well, then I get that. Well, yeah.

What's the joke there? There's no joke. It's a headline. Okay? Okay. If you want me to read the people.com headlines, I can. Do not. What is people?

Like, just call it people. Why is it people.com? Because she doesn't subscribe to the magazine. It's people.com. You can't subscribe to a.com. I don't understand. Yes, you can. You can subscribe to a channel. Yeah. And I'm can't subscribe to a.com. I don't understand. Yes you can. You get it through your email.

You can subscribe to a channel? Yeah. And I'm not even- You can subscribe to a.com. Yes you can. What do you mean you subscribe to a website? That doesn't make any sense. That is literally-

My email in my updates tab sends me a People.com email often. And I get the headline first. That's a newsletter. That's a subscription. I could subscribe to Google.com? No. Can? No. There's certain websites that you could subscribe to google.com no can't be no there's certain websites that you can subscribe to okay all right let's get an impression let's impersonate someone who knows technology if you would like oh

really good fucking if you'd like me to send you a people.com subscription you let me know okay it'll change your mornings I am all right I'm clenching what you prepared I'm prepared reaching in the fishbowl. Angela, you prepared by not knowing technology? Last night I was like shitting in my boots. That sucks to shit in your boots. That's crazy. That's awful.

Last night I was like, how am I going to do this? And I was just like. And you shit in your boots? You threw up in your mouth? Guys, so I picked. Okay. What's our first impression? Here's the thing, we don't know these, so Shane and I put these impressions in here,

so there are some that I know, some that I don't know. That's how it works. Yeah, I made sure to write things that you guys knew. Do I get a time limit on this impression? I think we just do impressions. Yeah, okay. Yeah, I'm down. I don't think there's a time limit. Share.

Oh, shit. Her. I can't sing, can I? You cannot sing copyrighted music. No. What am I supposed to do? Okay, I can't. That was pretty good. That was pretty good Cher.

I want to sing. You know she's my favorite. I'm Cher. Okay. That was pretty good. I wanna sing, you know she's my favorite. I'm Cher. Oh, okay. Cher! That was pretty good. Her. Oh. If I could turn back time. If I could.

Don't. Don't, we're demonetizing. I just said if I. All right, pretty good. Okay, pretty good. That's off to a hot start. Love Cher. With Cher.

Oh, this is, this is going to be... The what? What did you just say? This is going to be difficult for me. Oh, the chosen. I'm doing the chosen. The chosen? Hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, Angela.

This is the chosen? This is your chosen? Give me a second. Okay, this is Angela's chosen impression. This is not good. This is impressive. Okay, kind of Angela's chosen impression. This is not good. It's impressive. Okay, kind of. Impressive.

Oh. I'm not going to laugh. I'm not going to. Where is he from? Where is he from? Impressive. Zelda, this is the chosen. Got Amanda.

That's insane, Angela. You got me because it's so bad. Angela, what? It is the chosen. Got Amanda. That's insane, Angela. Because it's so bad. Angela, what? This is the chosen. Okay. Fucking jokes on you guys. I can do the chosen. Sally for shame.

Okay, this is your real chosen. I can do the chosen. But I was doing a bad chosen to make you fucking laugh. Let's go. Let's go. I got you both on that one. The chosen is basically Jennifer Coolidge But a bad chosen impression? Come on

Uh, no, Ian's- Oh, Tom Hanks Okay Oh no! What? I won't laugh at that Buzz! Oh, I love a Woody Buzz! Oh no, not a Woody. Buzz! Oh no!

Not the flailing of the arms. You're not flying, you're falling with style! It got me! That's a tally for Angela. I nailed Tom Hanks. That just made me feel so weird in this life. The Da Vinci! Impressive!

Impressive! Got him! Tally for Shane. Guys, the game has begun! Impress-elf. Impress-elf. Got him. Tally for Shane. Guys, the game has begun. I put all of these in, and they're all singing ones. Why did you do that? I have stiff person syndrome. What?

Who is this? Who is this? This is Celine Dion. Come on. Stop it now. I feel like you is this? Celine Dion. Come on. Stop it now. I feel like you could do a Celine Dion. But I can't sing. You could talk like be Celine Dion at a Starbucks.

Yeah, what is she? French. I'm French. Is she French? Are you kidding me? She has albums that are in French. Is she French? Are you kidding me? She has albums that are in French. She got married in Montreal. Her pastor was French. I have stiff person syndrome.

I love Celine Dion. Selena, how's the Italians? Italians. I just thought if I said his own joke back at him. That's actually really good. That's a good impression That's a good scene Titanic

Oh I got Poe the red tally top That was you I called it a tally tub Ready Wow this is hard Why can't I like I'm in my head

Okay hold on No No You cannot bring that back in here You cannot can't I like I'm in my head okay hold on no no you cannot bring that back in here you cannot tally for Amanda because you're dealing with your brahmi and it really affected me

it really affected me and I'm healing from tabby custard and Poe don't touch that Poe stop touching that I love him too ever talk to her ever again if you look her Poe don't touch that Poe stop touching that I love him too It's dinky river Don't you ever talk to her ever again If you look her even in the eyes

Oh Lala Lala shut up Lala I will get on my butterfly knife And I will throw it right at your fucking throat Don't you dare get to any Can I tell you guys The other day I was so nauseous I was very nauseous

I ate something that made me feel weird. And I was on my phone just scrolling. I was just like, oh, I just don't feel well. And I was kind of laying down on my bed and I watched the Teletubby reunion to get my mind off it. It's great. People love it. I love watching it back. I love watching it too. And I don't like watching

Smosh videos back that I've seen. I don't like to go back. I would love to like, we should do a tally, a ranking. We could do it on this show. I'm not trying to't like to go back. We should do a tally, a ranking. We could do it on this show. I'm not trying to make you laugh right now. We could do a ranking of what were the best Smosh channel videos in the between times when Anthony was gone.

We had a bunch of hits that people forget about. The reunions were really good. They were so good. And the Teletubbies was my favorite because since the reunions were structured improv. They were so good. And the Teletubbies was my favorite because since the reunions were, they were structured improv, but we found the falling. We found that when the Teletubbies fell. And I was crying.

It makes me laugh so hard. I watch it a lot. And Chance is dying. It is so funny. And when Patrick and Jeremy come up to pick us up, it just kills me. La la. Yeah. It's really, really solid.

Something I forgot to bring up before we started. I meant to tell you guys this as we were hanging out before. I got the most insane voicemail last night. You did? So I ordered some food, and it was on its way. But then the driver was kind of, you know how sometimes the driver takes forever? And you're like, did you miss my house? What's going on?

And I get a phone call. I don't answer it because it's a number I don't recognize. And then I get a voicemail, and I realize I'm like, oh, I think this is my delivery driver. This is, I'm already. And they left this message. And I couldn't fully understand what was going on so I'm curious what you guys think. Let's hear it.

Hey Shane, this is your Uber Eats driver. I'm just letting you know that I'm on the freeway right now and I was a little hungry and decided to eat a fry and I hope

we're losing it I think that's three tallies for me oh no for Angela I'm going to be there in 599 that's oh can you believe that I'll be there in 599. That's. Oh. In 599. Can you believe that?

That's crazy. Okay, how many tally did we get? You're prepping in such a good way. Yeah, two for me. Three for Angela, two for Amanda, because you laughed nonstop. That's so funny. Wait, I dropped something. It's these scripts.

Okay. Oh. Okay, now we're getting into it. I hope your Uber driver found a way. What the fuck are all these? You wrote a lot of shit. Okay. Okay. Now we're getting into it. I hope your Uber driver found a way. What the fuck are all these you wrote a lot of shit. Yeah. Because you know what? I don't think any of it's going to work, but I'm going to fucking try.

So Angela wrote a bunch of scripts because she was a little upset that Shane surprised her with a bunch of lost scripts from shows she's been on. So she went hard and... Yeah, mine were all about one page. This looks like you wrote a novel.

You know, sometimes they say less is more. Yeah, well fuck you. Sometimes I'm just having fun, you know? You're allowed to, you just don't get that gift card. Yeah, so, oh damn it. This is a script I found. Okay. Oh, it's called Title, written by author's name.. Okay. Oh, it's called title written by author's name.

Fuck you. Oh, cool. Printed with an unregistered version of faded. I don't have final draft. Okay. Okay. Cool. I'm poor.

Don't read anything. Here we go. Ready? Okay. Okay. So Angela wrote this sketch that we are going to, or script that we are going to read. What show is this from? You're playing

Vance. Oh, Vance Anderson? The character I played on Sam and Cat? Interior pool party. You can play girl with pool noodle. Hey, can you pass the water guns? Are you talking to me? Vance Anderson looks around. He's from Sam and Cat.

Yeah, you. Me likey! Okay, that's pretty good. That was the actual script. Tally for Sean. How'd you find that? I went on IMDB, fucker. I'm taking a page out of your book. That's so crazy.

No, don't do this. I had that because I found the legitimate script for one of the projects you worked on. A project that, probably one of your finest works. It's a popular show. Ooh, what is it called? I don't have that many credits. He used them all.

Minx? I believe it's Minx. Oh, that's so weird because I found't have that many credits. Like, he used them all. Minx? I believe it's Minx. Oh, that's so weird because I found a script from Minx. Oh, wow. With both of our scripts combined, we probably have the complete show. Angela played Sylvia on Minx. That's right. Sylvia.

Oh, that's so strange. There's a Sylvia right here. This is, I can't do this anymore. Do you mind reading this? Do you mind reading this, Angela? I'm literally, I have tears coming out of my eyes because I'm trying so hard not to laugh. This is crazy.

It's not crazy. It's a script from a great show. It has high ratings. So this must have been... Interior bar, 1970s, I think. I think you and I wrote the same script, Shane. Two dumbass ladies, Sylvia and Katie, lean against the bar and drink from a hose.

Nothing will stop me. I will not. This is not the script. I'm so sorry. I'm just taking a moment to think about really sad shit so I don't laugh. So they're at the bar drinking from a hose. Katie.

So I says to Bob, I says, you're a schmuck, a little tiny dick schmuck and then i left and i haven't talked to him since all right that's a point for both of them sylvia good good men are worthless i'm always saying that wait oh my god don't look katie what sylvia it's the minx. Are you going to laugh on your own? We, the Minx, a middle-aged Italian leopard that walks in on its hind legs and chain-smokes cigarettes. She's Republican. Okay, a tally for Shane. Minx, this bar better not be woke. Okay.

That's two for Shane, one for Amanda. The minx then takes a puff and blows so much smoke they are engulfed in the clouds. When they dissipate, the minx has disappeared. Oh my God. That's one for Amanda. So that's, is that what happens in minx? What a cool show.

Yeah, that's, I can't believe you guys found the script. I can't believe you found the script. I know, I had to do a lot of digging, but I found it. Yeah. And really impressed, that's really good writing. I didn't know that a Minx was a leopard and he was Italian.

Me either. Yeah. I actually found this script from the Minx, and I realized, I only printed one copy, but you and I are gonna read it. Okay. And I'll read the stage directions. Okay. Who's the Minx, and I realized I only printed one copy, but you and I are going to read it. Okay. And I'll read the stage directions. Okay. Who's playing Minx?

Minx isn't here. Wow, that's so crazy. They didn't include the main character of the show. Yeah, they didn't include the main character of the story. Did you meet Minx? I didn't meet Minx. It's so strange. I hear Minx is dating Tony the Tiger.

Oh. But they can't figure out the timeline. A Oh. But they can't figure out the timeline. A gay couple. They can't figure out the timeline? People.com can't figure out the timeline. Oh, trust me. They're on it. Okay.

They have investigators. I feel like I'm doing pretty good so far. Yeah, you're doing all right. Yeah. Yeah. You're doing all right for a complete fucking loser. Literally nothing you could do could affect me. Literally nothing you could do could affect me ever literally nothing you could ever affect me

You're just repeating what I'm saying nothing actually hurts me bro humor man Okay, stop calling it bro humor. What is it called humor? It's called being funny and silly Silly goose Okay, okay, so I play Lonnie which is a girl name I've decided right now and you're Sylvia your character makes okay, and I play Lonnie, which is a girl name I've decided right now. And you're Sylvia, your character, Minx. Okay. And I will read the stage.

Okay. Minx, deleted, cold, open. Two girls are drinking coffee at a cafe. Lonnie reads a magazine while Sylvia stares at her nails. Oh my God, Sylvia. The magazine is out and it's amazing. Shut up. No, seriously. The only erotic mag for women is out. Here it is.

Shut up. I'm serious. Shut up. Okay, stop saying that. I'm getting offended. Shut up. I will kill you. Do it. I literally will.

Then do it, bitch. Monty slaps Sylvia so hard she falls off her chair and into the road. A large semi-truck speeds towards her and just barely misses her. Phew! That was close. Sylvia stares up at the sky, legs completely broken. The magazine is out? What?

Yes. End. Okay, that was one for Shane. That was a really... These are getting me this time. That's a really cool scene in Minx. It's two friends discovering their limits. And it's so crazy that Lonnie had the strength

to slap you out of your chair and into oncoming traffic, into the road. That's so funny, because violence doesn't make me laugh. So when you were on Minx, what kind of thumbnail faces did you do? Okay, that's for me. That's so funny. And I won't.

You wrapped it like cut and you're like, all right, are we doing thumbnails? Are we doing thumbs? And you sat there and you go, whoa. One for me. Wow. A leopard? Oh!

You know, Angela told me that she did bad faces purposely so they wouldn't choose that for thumbnails. I did that for a week. And yet they choose them all the time. Angela's just such a committed person. And, you know, last time we were here, you talked about being so committed to the gym that you would record things for yourself to motivate you. And I've been doing it, too, and it's been really great. Go to the gym that you would record things for yourself to motivate you. And I've been doing it too, and it's been really great. Go to the gym.

Just go to the gym. You know you're going to feel good. Go to the gym. Go to the gym. Go to the gym. That was just one for me. That was one for me. Oh, he's holding it, you guys.

His face is freaking red. He has tears. I'm fine. I'm fine. Yeah? Yeah. Yeah, no, but it's, you know, I play that for myself in the morning. You did that at 7.15 a.m. this morning?

You don't look at my phone. Why'd you scream? You don't invade my privacy. Why did you scream? Oh, speaking of invade your privacy, I actually found some other scripts of yours. Oh, you... Okay. Are there any of mine in there? No, that's not fair. Let me read, because I found another script of yours.

Oh, yeah? Actually, no, I didn't. I found one for Amanda. Okay, is it student film? No. The redo of Aaron Brockovich? This is some of my... Something, Amanda, that I think is very impressive. I have many friends who, unlike me, book a lot of commercials and are very good commercial actors.

And it's a very specific skill. It really is. Actually, not just being real. It's a very specific skill amongst actors. Thank you. And I found one that's one of my favorites that you did. And I found the copy for it. So if you don't mind reading that, it's a fun inside look.

You know, Cindy is my mom's name. So it was really cool when I booked this role. Yeah, that's awesome. Interior kitchen. Oh, this is Five Nights at Freddy's. Yeah, the watermark says Five Nights at Freddy's. I hate you. Interior kitchen day.

Cindy, a mother, pulls nachos out of the oven. We hear her kids, which she has, running by and yelling as they head outside. Cindy, being a mother is exhausting. And the hardest part is finding the right salsa. Oh, my God. Cindy reaches into the cupboard, which is filled with all sorts of bullshit a mom would have in there since she's a fucking mom. Okay, that's a tally for all of us. Why everyone has a table? Because she's a fucking mom.

She's a fucking mom. Cindy, that's why I use Dr. Scholl's Comfortable Salsa. It's got everything. The salt, the lime, the Mexican salsa. Yes. There it is. There it is. There it is. Cindy grabs her stomach.

Uh-oh, looks like I'm going into labor. It's time for this mother to become even more of a mother. All thanks to Dr. Scholl's narrator, B.O.? What's B.O.? Don't just be stupid. Bo behind outside do not use dr scholl's comfortable salsa if you are not pregnant oh my god got her at the end wait this is really good it's just stupid you're stupid uh that's crazy you found that. One of my predictions, which, oh, I forgot to bring them. We have all of our predictions for 2024.

We have them listed out. I will make sure to bring them next time for next episode. But one of them is that I think Amanda's going to book a role as a mom this year. Uh-huh. So, you know, just putting it out in the universe. Whoa. Now, we made a bunch of predictions with Courtney. We had a bunch. I said Anthony was going to shave his head. Yeah. a bunch of predictions with Courtney. We had a bunch.

I said Anthony was going to shave his head. I was going to get a tattoo or dye my hair. There was going to be a Smosh baby. I don't know whose. These are our predictions. We have a full board to see if they come true. It's going to be a wild year. That is crazy.

What bullshit do you have, Angela? I'm so glad I booked that commercial for Dr. Scholl's. I made a lot of money. Comfortable salsa. Fucking mom. You really wrote a bunch, huh? She wrote them this morning. No, I didn't. I wrote them

this morning. Here you go. Written by author's name. Love it. So good. I just thought, honestly, don't look at anything, please. I'm not looking. I honestly just couldn't believe the other day that we are in the same Danger Force universe. I know. It's pretty cool that we do play characters in the same universe.

We both play characters in that. And I just thought that we should get Amanda in there. Yeah, we absolutely should. So who's playing what? So Amanda um you'll play i carly i'll play um and you'll play dennis great okay interior mexican salsa fire fire fire someone please help my easy bake oven blew up because I tried to bake a water bottle stay calm they're on their way

four people come rushing in we're here the cast of the new fantastic four Henry Danger, Joe Biden, Josie and Dennis canonically played by Shane Topp fucking got you bitch you got me with Mexican salsa that's it I just got you the first

you didn't laugh. No, this was a dud. No, this one was great. Dennis was a villain, so. It doesn't fucking matter. It doesn't make sense. I rewrote it. It doesn't matter.

No, you didn't do enough research. Minx is literally not an animal. It's not a character in the show. Yes, it is. Well, guys. It is literally a fucking animal. The weirdest thing is I actually got a missed call. I'm so sick of this.

You did? You know what's so weird? Shane, did you use my number as your emergency contact? Oh, maybe I did. Did you use your number as your number? Oh, boy. So I got a voicemail. And I don't think it was for me.

Okay. Okay. Well, here it is. Hello. This message is for Mr. Shane Topp. Mr. Shane Topp, hi, this is Sandra Charmai, and I'm calling at Dr. Afishi's office, and I just wanted to call that we got our test results back for you, and just a heads up,

we did find a little bump bump and so nothing to be too concerned about but there is a very tiny minuscule small large bump on the tip of your penis and we just want to let you know that it's nothing to worry about don't get all stressed out please don't call the office when we are not open. We are open from 9 to 11 a.m. We did a quick little procedure pull test on the bump on your penis, and it turns out to be deadly. And so there's nothing to worry about, but I think it's about. It's stage four of death, and it looks like it's a mix of gonorrhea and herpes and an ingrown hair.

So there's nothing too much to worry about. But we just wanted to call and let you know and do our job and inform you ahead of time that you have about a couple weeks left of your life. So please give me a call back to let me know that you received this. And also at the end of this call, we would really, really appreciate a five-star review. Thank you so much, Mr. Shane. The talk. Wow.

Wow. That's, yeah. It's like you have a bump in your penis and it's death. And it's a combination of everything. That felt like seven hours long. That was awful. So I got that voicemail and I was really concerned. So I thought I'd just play it out on the pod for you rather than let you know that you have two weeks left.

I really appreciate that, Amanda. Thank you. That sucks, dude. How many did we get on that one? A lot. OK. How'd you get the bump? I think she said ingrown hair or gonorrhea.

It was ingrown hair, yeah. It's fascinating. I'm the first person to or gonorrhea. It was ingrown hair. It's fascinating. I'm the first person to get gonorrhea without ever having sex. Because you're sexless. Tommy said that Shane's sexless. He did say I'm sexless. He says that I give off sexless. That is so funny.

And he wasn't kidding. And it won't make me laugh. It's the sequel to Shameless. Shut up. No, I got it. I got it. I got it. I freaking get it. You literally can't even fucking affect me.

You literally can't even affect me. I want to go. Dude, you do not even affect me right now. Ha ha ha ha. You can literally not even say anything that would ever affect me emotionally or spiritually or even physically. Ha ha ha. That is the truth, man, and that is what I'm speaking from my heart right now.

You literally cannot do anything to me. You cannot. You are basically nothing. Ha ha ha ha. Did you have that planned ahead of time? That was insane what just happened. Ha ha, you basically are nothing to me. That was like three points, huh? I was like silently

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Here we go. Can I scenario this? Yeah, you want to do some scenarios? Yeah, you want to do some scenarios, kid? So we'll pull out a scenario. We'll start the timer for 90 seconds and you and someone else can, or whoever, can act it out. Someone might say who to act it out.

Oh, wow. You got specific with them. Oh, well. Huh. That was my watch. What the hell? I got a new watch and it beeps on the hour. So I know when an hour has passed.

Thank God. Here we go, guys. Shane is accepting an Oscar for his role in Baby Wants Uppies. Okay. Oh, my gosh. Thank you so much. God. You know, I want to thank uh barbara cunningham she's the producer on this you know um when the director and the producer got together i they they had a tough time figuring out who would lead this and i auditioned and i didn't feel great about it i

didn't think that i i asked for uppies quite with the urgency that they were looking for. We love uppies. Thank you, Barbara. We love uppies. Thank you so much, Barbara. And, you know, I got to say, I really want to thank my wife. You know, when I need uppies, there is someone who gives me uppies. I have more time left.

My wife, she gives my heart uppies every morning, every evening, throughout every day. I would not be able to do this without her uppies. And by uppies, I do mean her connection to get cocaine, which is what I need. I was blasted throughout the entire filming process. Thank you so much. That was Shane Topp accepting his Oscar for uppies. Thank you, Shane. You can go off stage now.

Okay. You can go here. Go to the left. All right, I'm going to the left now. All right, thank you. Go to the left. Don't slap me. I'm just kidding.

I want to thank the Academy. Oh my God, we don't talk about that. Fuck. Don't slap me. 90 seconds. Okay. Okay, I'm getting a scenario. Angela's a dog walker who doesn't pick up the poop.

Neighbor Amanda sees. Okay. Love this. Here we go. Excuse me? Yes. Hi. Is that your dog's shit?

Is that your dog's shit? Um. Is that your dog's shit? He looks like a nightmare. Oh, he's eating his own shit on my lawn. Is that your dog's shit? You know they're going to get really sick. He's eating it. He's eating it, so we're cleaning it up. You're good. Excuse me? Do you need a bag? No, he's eating it. Look at him.

He looks so sick. Look at him. He looks so sick. Look at him. Oh. Oh, I don't want this on my lawn. I do not want this. He's eating the... There's no poop on your lawn. He just ate what he shat.

What's your name? Tracy. Hmm. Feels like you're lying to me. Oh, yeah? Yeah, Tracy. Feels like you're lying to me. Oh, yeah? Yeah, Tracy. You know how many people shit on my lawn? But how many people eat the shit when it's taken?

Nobody. Your dog is sick. Look at him. Hello? It is so dense in here, guys. I can't breathe. Hello? Okay, that's a tally for Angela, I think, guys. I can't breathe. Hello? Okay, that's a tally for Angela, I think.

Nice. I couldn't even act. I just... Do you know my dog used to eat its own shit, too? That's awful. It's disgusting. Yeah, it's really gross. It's disgusting. They show up with their beard all brown.

It's gross. Two people on a flight arguing over a seat reclining. All right, Angela, do you want to get in a fight with me? Oh, God! Oh, are you? Oh, God! Oh, God! I gotta recline my seat. My husband broke my back

out last night. You know what that means. Ma'am, that is way too much information for me. Oh, God. He fucking ripped me a new one. Can I recline this seat? No, ma'am. I need, I need this space. I'm using my laptop here. I need, I need to, please.

I need to recline this seat. I'm sorry. I have my laptop out. I'm writing a script. Even if you, whatever script you write, I'm telling you, my husband tore me a new clip. I, I need you to, can you please explain that? No, no, flight attendant, please. We'll be landing in about five minutes. Oh, God. Keep flying for a second. I need to know what can you please explain that? No, flight attendant, please. We'll be landing in about five minutes.

Keep flying for a second. I need to know what the hell this means. I don't fly the plane, sir. Tell the pilot to keep flying. Don't land until I know what this means. I don't have that part. What do you mean? Ariana Grande saying side to side.

Yeah, I need to know. My husband, why does he have a big one? I got her like 5,000 times. No you didn't. Excuse me, you're both gonna have to lift up your tray table because we're going to land in Chicago. I'm writing a script. Nobody cares about your goddamn script.

Oh, they will care. Assassin's Creed III. I didn't do it, but Amanda Amanda we got like five times on that one Yeah yeah yeah she's destroyed Yeah it was pretty devastating I will say I did get I did get a missed call Oh shit

I think this one was for me If I can play it for you guys I got a voicemail It's from my neighbor. Hi there. My name's Mary Jones. I'm your neighbor. I just want to let you know that as I was backing up into my driveway,

I accidentally smashed the side of your vehicle. And I think your mirror jumped about a couple feet in the middle of the road. And so I quickly parked my car and I got out and a semi-truck ran over your mirror. And I tried to do everything i can but the glass just smashed to pieces um so i just wanted to let you know that um i tried to write a note on your car and as i was um going through my car to find a piece of paper i left my door open and a child teenager on their scooter came whipping whipping by and just smashed into the side of my car door and completely ripped it off its hinges and so it looks like we're both, you know, shit out of luck. There's like half left.

What the hell? She talks a lot. She's mouthing the words. She's mouthing the words. which is unfortunate because i have a trip with my brother to del norte and i promised him that i would drive and uh we're gonna go up there and look at the sights and uh probably get a nice dinner and then just drive home but it looks like I can't do that. So if you get your car fixed in time, could you give me a call back? And I would really appreciate it if I could borrow your car. Again, this is your neighbor. And I'm going to hang up now.

I'm about to lose my spectrum service, so if you can't call me back, just knock on the door and leave me alone. Thank you. What the fuck? You're my comedic hero. God damn it. So I'm in the bedroom, and Garde is cooking, and he's like, what did you do in there? I was like, nothing.

So that's my neighbor. She's pretty crazy. I think I got a call from my neighbor. Hold on. Let me see. Oh, my God. I don't know. I found that.

So I made that. But then I actually did find this recording from 2021. Oh, my God. Oh, no. This is honest to God from 2021. You can see the date there, right? Yeah. That got me.

You need help. You need help. I had that. How did you make that say 2021? Wait, can we do it? I didn't make it say 2021. It's from 2021. You don't just have that. Can we do a that say 2021? Wait, can we do a- I didn't make it say 2021. It's from 2021. You don't just have that.

Can we do a tally check? This is another one. Can we do a point check? Look, this is also from 2021, and people know this because they can find the Try Not To Laugh. This is from- Sonic chuckled as he wiped the blood from his lips. Is that all you've got?

Dominic Toretto loomed over him, his fist high in the air, ready to kill. If you punch me, you punch the streets. Well, how about we solve this like gentlemen, Sonic said. And he looked over at John Wick. John Wick nodded. The game was on. It was time for a race.

That's chosen fan fiction. Yeah, literally chosen. Speaking of fan fiction, I have some podcast fan fiction, some Smosh M chosen fan fiction. Yeah, literally chosen. Speaking of fan fiction, I have some podcast fan fiction. Some Smosh mouth. Wait, let's get a quick tally. It's closer than everyone thinks. Amanda and Shane have 23. Okay, we are at 23 laughs.

And Angela's at 22. Oh my God. This is the remake. Neck and neck. Okay, that's crazy because I love Smosh mouth. You're freaking neck and neck. Okay, that's crazy because I love Smosh Mouth. I love coming onto your podcast. Okay. Okay.

It feels genuine. Yeah. No, but I found some. I was going on the internet. I was just looking around, and I found some Smosh Mouth fan fiction. Okay. Yeah. That feels very connected because you just showed us chosen fan fiction.

Yeah. That's why, yeah. That's fascinating. Written by author's name. I'm getting deja vu. Yeah, so just... So this is Smosh Mouth fan fiction. Yeah, I just found it on the internet

and I printed it. What website? Fanfiction.org .org? Wow. Is that a subscription? Yeah, do you subscribe to fanfiction.org? No, because you can't subscribe to websites And that will never make me laugh I'm actually glad you don't know

The legitimate fan fiction websites Because you would find I guarantee you we're going to read this And it's going to be insane And then I can show you Something crazier Some real fan fiction That will blow your mind

Should we do an episode of just fan fiction? Oh god Honestly Maybe that's a Smosh Pit Theater Or maybe we do read some here. I don't know. But there's a lot that's good. There's a lot that's funny and fun, and there's some that's insane.

Well, this one I found to be a little scary. Okay. Oh, okay. Okay. Interior Smosh mouth set. I got the letter from Nichols. Angela, what have you done? Did they give you money?

Did they give you money? No. Can't say my uncle didn't help. Amanda, I have to be honest. I didn't come here for chit-chat. But we're a podcast. I'm ending the relationship. Our podcast relationship?

I have a lot of aspirations for this year, and I really can't afford many distractions. My Paris program this summer is going to keep me really busy. But Shane, who's Paris? What are you doing? You can't leave Smosh Mouth. Amanda, you need to learn the difference between fantasy and reality. Do you even have a ticket to Paris?

Who the fuck is Paris? God, Amanda, Paris is a city, and this is Lemon Lima. You wrote out the first scene from Dear Lemon Lima. I don't know what this is. So this is, this is, this is, she copied the lines from a movie I did back when I was like 17

called Dear Lemon Lima, which is actually a pretty good movie. Oh God. And you killed that performance. You just did the exact performance. I watched it last night. No, I,

did you watch that first scene? Yeah, I did. What's the movie called? Oh. Damn. What's the movie called? Oh! Damn! What's the movie called? I won an award for that movie. What award?

Outstanding Performance at the LA Film Fest Award. Wow, what's the movie called? Dear Lemon Lima. Okay, who's Nichols? And why doesn't this girl know who Paris is? That I added.

I'm not telling you the whole plot of the movie. Okay, guys, go watch Dear Lemon Lima. A lot of our listeners probably have. Starring Shane Topp, and he won an Outstanding Performance Award at LA. They know this. This is old news for them.

Cool fan fiction. For the fans. That was really cool. That's cool. That's awesome. Hey, Angela. Yeah, come on. I've got a really, you know what?

We've been doing a lot of movie and and tv but you are well known on the stage jesus christ is this broadway better oh my god the internet knows this angela you are on you're part of a little production known as star kid uh which smosh fans they love star kid she has a bunch of fan art I found one, you did one called Nerdy Prudes Must Die and it's praised

it's been given so many accolades and I understand now that I read some of the play do you mind reading it out? I'd love to hear you do it from your character do you want to read the to hear you do it from your character. Me too.

Do you want to read the... No, you read it all. I just saw... Folks, I just saw a glimpse of what my last name is attempting to be in this. Here we go. The watermark is bitch. Yeah. How do you write a watermark? I know, I tried so hard to find the watermark button.

You know, I just work on it really hard. Act one, scene one, Hatchetfield High Day. This is cool. I love this. I'm going to choose to love this. Thank you. It's the first day of school and students bustle around the stage. The spotlight shines on a group of nerdy losers whose Starkids Tumblr audience probably relates to. At center stage

is Grace Chastity played by Angela Poonenesca Poonenesca Giratania Harding Damn it Grace says I hate being a nerd who's also a

brood? Two broke girls enter. Got her. Kat Dennings, can I get a coffee? Hipster 2 played by Angela Gorilla. No. Everyone kisses, making every star kid's dream come true. Wow.

I get why they love it. I get why they love that play. I know. I really, that was one of my favorite scenes in Nerdy Prudes Must Die. How many laughs did we get for Ange on that? That sucked. One. Just one? That sucked, dude.

But it was worth it. Do you still do anything with Starkid? Yeah. That's really cool. Yeah, well, yeah. What's your next thing coming up? Are you not allowed to say? I don't even know.

Great. That's really cool. That's really awesome. I have something that I worked on years ago that I want to show you guys. Okay, actually, real quick. This is real. This one is not a joke that I recorded for this.

I found some old ADR that I recorded. Oh, my God. I think it was for here. It was for a Smosh video. Oh, my God. This is real. This is not a joke. I had to record this.

And you can relate because you do VO. You know this is real. Mm-hmm. Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow.

Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow. I'm sorry that is brilliant because you need to do so many takes of something that after a while the word ow you don't even know what it

means anymore this is real I also in recording stuff the other day, I found a recording from 2020. It just said new recording 31. So I was like, what is this? I play it.

And I was like, this is the funniest thing I've ever recorded. I do not remember recording this. This was in January of 2020. This is from four years ago. I'm not going gonna laugh at this. I do. Wait, you just had to. You just had to.

I fucking farted. Wait, that's real. Wait, really? Wait, that's real. Wait, really? Wait, that's real? I'm looking forward to it. Guys. I can't believe I did that. That's probably the hardest.

I've never seen him like this. It's probably the hardest. Dude, do you know how hard I laughed when I'm going through recordings? I go, what is this? And I sent a message to myself four years later, and I farted. Do you ever? That's the hardest you guys have laughed. I can't.

I can't. Oh, dude, it's so stupid. Oh, my God. Why did you do that? I don't know. I can't look at him. I don't know. Wait, do you guys know the trend on Instagram called Guess the Fart?

Yes. It's my favorite thing on the planet where couples or friends or whatever will go, hey, guess the fart, and they'll film the person, and then the person has to make the fart noise with their mouth. No, not with their mouth. Otter, it got her. The ones I've seen where they do real farts. No, no, no, I know, but they go, guess the fart, and then the person goes.

They go, oh, it's going to be like. And then they actually fart, and they try to. No, it's a crazy trend. It's a crazy trend. That is some wild shit. I have one more script I brought. Oh, God. And honestly, I was thinking about how much I love Smosh Mouth,

and I love this format, but I also loved when we brought in those rejected sketches. I really loved it. Yeah? And I was thinking about them. You're so genuine. I wrote, I just took, I just, let's just read it together.

Okay, let's go. You guys are girl one and two, and I'm escape room employee. Am I one or two? You could be one and you could be two. Yeah. Okay. So I wrote a script called Escape Room last time.

Yeah, and I just loved the premise so much that I wanted to try it on for size. Okay. Interior escape room. All right, those are the rules. Make sure you girls play fair. Okay, yay. I'm so excited. We've never done an escape room before, so we are super stoked.

Yeah, what she said. Enjoy the game. Enjoy. The game will start in three, two, one. One of you read that. The two girls now start talking with the most disgusting, horny, two, one. One of you read that. The two girls now start talking with the most disgusting, horny, and loud voices. Voices that are so disgusting

sounding that it should change the actor's face to also look fucking disgusting. Ew! Ew! I'm so horny for escape room challenges. Ew! I'm a little baby, and I love kids.

I fucked John Pork. What? I slept with him. You bitch. You guys broke up. End. That's the end? That's the end.

Oh, I fucked it. I wrote that one, one like right before we came onto the set did you laugh like yeah wow I just kind of wanted to make you guys look stupid

guys I owned that let us know if any of these scripts you guys want us to see act out yeah honestly

seriously on the big screen on theater pit that one I really last minute was like oh I, I got to do something. Next up at Alamo Drafthouse, we have Horny Escape Room Ladies. Followed by Starkid. Hey, but listen.

I'll say this one thing. Send in the clowns. Do you hear that? I don't know if that's going to be picked up on our mics, but there are fart noises being played on the other side of the room right now. Send in the clowns. Did you record yourself shitting?

Jesus Christ. You make Selena tally and hold onto a phone and create... Angela is holding... Selena is holding a... Fuck. They're relentless. There are so many farts happening off screen right now. Oh, sorry, guys. That won't... That was insane.

Send in the clowns. Oh, careful. That's her cue. So if you say it again... So Selena had to tally and do that? Well, this is so weird because I got a voicemail, a really quick one, guys. A quick one. A promise.

Hello. This is an important call from Hustlers Hollywood. Calling to let you know that your package is ready for pickup. Your package of ball and gag, vibrator, strap on, slapped, slap, whip, titty, titty, edible pasties is ready for pickup. Please show up and show your ID. Thank you.

That's my favorite thing. Thank you. God damn it. Damn it. Guys. Well, I didn't make that voicemail. They called me. Because I have to pick up my stuff. That was a really, really good voicemail. And I was happy to give you those tallies. I was happy to take those tallies.

Yeah, where are we at right now? Oh, God. Who's in the lead? Crying. Amanda has 33. Amanda, you have 33. Wow. Shane has 30. I have 30.

Yeah. What? And Angela, I actually missed five points from earlier, so she's at 35. Angela's at 35. I'm in the lead. Wait. Shane laughed a lot at his own fart. How did that not?

But it was one big strong laugh. Okay. I'm going to do an impression. Get it. Do it. There's time left. You could still win this. I believe in you, Angela. I don't think so. You cannot affect me. Not funny enough. What was that?

What the fuck? Anyone on love is blind. Oh yeah, that sucks. This is Ariana Grande. Okay, let's hear it. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I was on Victorious. This is what

Ariana Grande actually sounds like. No, it's not. That's a laugh. Oh my god. Freaking got her. You slipped up, dude. Slipped up. Go. I'll do one. I'm gonna freaking nail it. Tommy Bo. Oh. Oh. Oh.

Guess my job sucks. Okay, Slade. Yeah, I fucking annihilated that. Do another one, please. Annihilated that. No, no, no, no, no, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on. Oh, Siri. Oh God, I. Oh, Siri.

Oh, God. I can't do Siri. I'm sorry. I didn't quite get that. I can't do Siri. It's pretty good. That was pretty good. I'm sorry.

Now playing. What did you say? Now playing. I'm afraid I can't do that. That's pretty good. What is this? Christopher Walken. A ghost. You actually do a really good Christmas. That's pretty good. What is this? Christopher Walken. A ghost.

You actually do a really good. The cat. No. No. I can only say ghost. Oh, that's good. Yes. No. I was in Hairspray with John Travolta.

I will say. That's pretty good, you guys. You do a pretty decent Christopher Walken. And my chosen is pretty good. Your chosen is Jennifer Coolidge. My chosen. Your chosen is 100% Jennifer Coolidge. This is the chosen.

That is not the chosen. This is the chosen. You're putting too much effort into it. Oh, this is the chosen. I'm putting too much effort into it. You're going, you're going. That's more chosen. Oh, this is the chosen from, this is the chosen cowboy.

Chosen cowboy. The chosen cowboy. I don't know if there's a chosen cowboy. Iosen cowboy. The chosen cowboy. I don't know if there's a chosen cowboy. I'm trying so hard. Guys, the floors are just drenched in papers. Oh, God. Austin Butler. I don't know how to.

Oh, Elvis. Well, you know. Wait. Well, you know Wait Well you know I just want to say thank you very much to Priscilla Presley That's good Did you guys hear his acceptance speech When he went full Elvis

You didn't Well I like when Jacob Elordi did Elvis There's a scene that made me laugh so hard He goes baby baby I'm my daddy, baby, baby, I'm my daddy. Baby, I'm my daddy. I'm my daddy. I've got a really good impression here. Angela's mom.

Okay. Let's see it. I cannot afford to lose. Angela! Angela! Angela! Putnesca Giratanya Harding! Look me in the eyes when I'm talking to you. I am your mother. And I, you work here? At Smoosh? I think she also has to be Southern when the last time she came on.

And I'm also Southern. Hello. Oh, howdy. What did she do when she came on here? Let's do this. Howdy, princess. Angela. Angela. Angela.

Nothing. I just got done with SoulCycle. Oh, wait. I actually want to see your impression of this. Yeah, what is it? Sarah Christ. I want to hear your Sarah Christ. Okay, yeah. I think I could. I want to go on record, I think bad impressions are funnier.

Yes, but I wanna see you actually, I think you're so. Okay, so. Hi. Hold on one second, gimme a second. Okay. Gimme a, gimme a sec, hold on, gimme a second. She from Fargo? Shut up, gimme a second.

So I, I, every morning I, I smoke a, I smoke a cigarette. I light a cigarette and I put it out because I quit. That's good. Oh, yeah. Oh, God. I'm looking for the Creekside Killer.

Put your bottom drop. I'll put my bottom drop. There it is. Oh, there it is. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, this is, this is. It's a little more mob bossy there.

So I'm Sarah Christ. You're also from Fargo, too. See, my Sarah Christ, I think it's more of the physicality. It's just like, I'm looking for the Creekside killer. Yeah, I'm looking for the killer. Why does she talk like that? That's how she talks. That's it.

Vodka coffee. Give me my Civic Sonic. Where's how she talks. That's it. That's it. Vodka coffee. Give me my civic sonic. Where's my... I want to go through a drive-thru sonic. God, this is such a bad impression. It's actually pretty good. It's actually not bad. You just want to have the jaw out.

Oh, yes. Here it is. Here it is. Here's the jaw. Is this Sarah Christ or any one of other Amanda characters that are just deep down here? You both keep on doing this with your voice. You don't do any characters with a high-pitched voice. Yes, I do.

Who? The feminist woman. Oh, that's true. And that's why you have to vote. My name is Abigail Bundt. And we walk around with a sign asking the president for change. Okay, we should tally because I think that we only have like. Are we?

Yes. Oh, shit. Do we not have much time left? No. All right. Shit. What's the tally? So, and you'll redeem yourself and it's not last, but you and Amanda both have 36.

Shane has 31. Damn, he cannot win again. He cannot win again. We have to do this together. Let's go together. Let's try something. Guys, you only have like a couple minutes. And I mean, I feel like as of right now, we can say.

That got him. That didn't get me. That's not a laugh. That's not a laugh. That's respect. That's not a laugh. That's me. That's not a laugh. That's not a laugh. That's respect. That's not a laugh. That's respect. That's not a laugh.

You can't affect me socially, financially. That's not a laugh. That's respect right there. That's not a laugh. That's respect. Yeah. John Travolta and hairspray. Okay.

Tracy! No, we're fucking floundering. That's not going to make me laugh. Guys, I think Shane just has to take it. Guys, I think I won again, which means the gift card, I'm going to make it up to $60 for next time. Wait. What is this?

Angela is a horse flirting with another horse, Amanda. What the hell kind of scenarios are these? I don't know. I was having fun. Me! You've taken improv classes before. I'm a horse. Angela's laughing more. I'm a horse Angela's laughing more

I am a horse God this sucks I cannot no you cannot win again you cannot win again I have so Shane won again but he's decided to not take the gift card

he is going to double it to $60 and that means that we have another rematch so write in the comments if you have any prompts that you want us to do to try to make each other laugh what. So write in the comments if you have any prompts that you want us to do

to try to make each other laugh. What should we do in the next Try Not To Laugh, the podcast? And like, give me hints. What do I do to get Shane?

Because now I'm like, now I'm pissed. I'm officially pissed. Farts and bro. Next time I'm just gonna bring in like, I don't even know, send in the clowns. You gotta send in more clowns.

Don't worry. I was like next time I'm gonna just like choreograph a whole fucking dance or something I even oh god that would get me yeah it's a podcast people are listening shut the fuck up okay guys thank you so much for joining

the TNTL rematch with Angela Putinesca Giordani Harding we can't wait to hear from you again. Write in the comments anything else you want us to do on your rematch three. That's right. This is so fun. Thank you, Angela.

Thank you. It's been a blast with this. Yeah, next time it'll be $60. It just keeps on going up because I keep winning. Give me hints in the comments. No. All right. Bye, guys.

Bye, guys. Bye, guys. That recording is awesome here. One more time. I can't believe you recorded your...