Smosh Mouth - #31 - How Well Do We Know Celeb Culture?

Episode Date: January 29, 2024

Amanda, the unofficial spokesperson for People.com, shows Shayne and Spencer some of the top celebrity gossip headlines. 0:00-1:04 Intro 1:05-9:22 FNAF talk 9:23-28:40 People.com 28:41-52:39 Recent People headlines 52:40-1:13:44 Other websites we check daily 1:13:45-1:20:35 Smart Mouth SUBSCRIBE: https://smo.sh/Sub2SmoshCast WEAR OUR JOKES: https://smosh.com WHO YOU HEAR Shayne Topp // https://www.instagram.com/shaynetopp/ Amanda Lehan-Canto // https://www.instagram.com/filmingamanda/ Spencer Agnew // https://www.instagram.com/spennser/ OTHER SMOSHES: Smosh: https://smo.sh/Sub2Smosh Smosh Pit: https://smo.sh/Sub2SmoshPit Smosh Games: https://smo.sh/Sub2SmoshGames El Smosh (Spanish Dub): https://smo.sh/Sub2ElSmosh FOLLOW US: TikTok: https://smo.sh/TikTok Snapchat: http://smo.sh/OnSnapchat Instagram: https://instagram.com/smosh Facebook: https://facebook.com/smosh Twitter: https://twitter.com/smosh Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Welcome back to Smosh Mouth. I'm Shane. And I'm Amanda. And we have our special guest here, Spencer Agnew. That's right. Spencer is back. Spencer, you haven't been here since we... Lied. ...invited Amanda into believing Five Nights at Freddy's is a true story. Since the bite of 23. You... No. The bite of 23!

That's good since you straight up lied to me and then um we had to play five nights at freddy's you're forced i was forced and i had so much fun shane gave me the controllers and didn't tell me how to play and i had so much fun no that was it's it's one of my favorite videos we've done in such a long time. Oh, dude, it was so good. I watched the whole thing, and I was dying laughing. Yeah. I can feel the tension. It's a really scary game, but I can feel

when I get the controller that I'm just like. You guys both, yeah, I mean, to me, it's almost like, and I hope we can do way more of it, because in a way, it's really fun to see you especially. It's like showing someone one of your favorite movies. Not that it's one of my favorite games, but it's so great seeing. It's like taking someone to Disney for the first time. It's like, oh, no, you've got to see this ride.

You've got to see this ride. And seeing their reaction, it's almost better than doing it yourself. Yeah, no, and it did really well. And we said if we get 50,000 likes, we'll play Five Nights at Freddy's 2. We surpassed that by a lot. And people loved it because I think it's a game that so many people have played at this point that watching someone play it for the first time is very rare nowadays. So it actually was kind of perfect and um your comments were so great like people were pointing out you had certain

like quotes where you're like is chica a baby or a woman and people are like exactly very different if she's a baby it's very there was a there was a comment that was like they nailed the like five nights at freddy's checklist of like getting one of the names wrong getting one of the genders wrong uh like doing something wrong with the power uh overusing the power underusing the power we did everything we did perfectly right um it was it was insane my favorite part is when you give me the controller to the end and you're like, yay, Amanda's playing Five Nights at Freddy's, yay! And then I'm like, yeah, I'm killing it.

And then. Amanda is actively playing Five Nights at Freddy's. What's his name, Wiley the Coyote? Foxy. Foxy. Here's the thing, I was not gonna let that video end until you guys got the Foxy jump scare. Cause here's the thing i was not gonna let that video end until you guys got the foxy jump scare because that's the most iconic the like everyone like not everyone remembers but

it's like you know the shot of foxy like running down the uh the hallway is so iconic because the rest of the game like and there's such a big chance that you don't even see that like you never see them move like it's always like kind of an implied movement except for them just like to like a full-on sprint down the hallway is so fucking it's insane and then we also apparently got like a one in a thousand chance uh easter egg when we played when that when freddy's face appears like the glitches things apparently that is like one in a thousand okay wait did we figure out what the little white thing was towards the

door? It looks like a little skeleton. That's just you going crazy. Yeah, that didn't happen. That didn't happen, man. Okay, let's wait until we play Five Nights at Freddy's version two. Is there a name to it? It's Five Nights at Freddy's 2. Okay.

By Scott Cawthon. Yes. Hey, you're basically a FNAF fan now. version two is there a name to it it's five notes of freddy's two okay by scott caffon uh yes you hey you're you're basically a fnaf fan now pat and i are buddies did you see matt pat commented on it no matt pat commented on the video he said uh please you have a chance at normal normal healthy lives don't go down this path oh i'm too beyond like once i was like okay but who are we what are we about and then you're like that's where matt pat and i was like oh because if you play all the games i don't think you're gonna know all that lore it's it's something you kind of have to actually i now need i think i need to go and watch matt pat's youtube about the lore about who we are. There's all these videos. I'm going to advise against that.

Why? Initially, because I think at this point. Let's play all the games first. Yeah, I want you guys to play them all first and kind of come up with your own explanation. Ooh, I love that. Because that would be really cool. I know it all. I know too much.

But I want to hear your. What's her name again? Mike. Mike Schmidt. Right? It's Mike Schmidt. Right? Mike Schmidt. I kind of feel like Mike Schmidt did something not so great, and he still lives with his mom. And he got this job on a whim or something like that.

And he's just trying to find meaning in his life. And he got this job. And he's like, I guess I'll do this job. And then it's just his nightmare. But it is his goal to be like, Mom, I did something that you're proud of. And he has to survive. It's an interesting theory. That's what you think the protagonist.

Yeah. Either that or he's just like a slobbery, nasty. Maybe a bit of both. I mean, his desk is disgusting. But also, maybe he's just stressed. Or maybe it was left from the other guy who keeps calling. Yeah. I had so much.

You know me. I love the backstory of everything. But I was really interested in Chica. Wait, because there's, like, in the, I think it starts in Five Nights at Freddy's, too, but there's a lot of, like, flashbacks. And that's where you kind of first, like, start piecing together, like, the. Wait, there's flashbacks? Yeah.

Okay. I'm not going to research anything because I want to be surprised. How many in the official games? There's two, there's three. There's four and five, and then there's security breach one and two. Oh my gosh. There's sister. Sister location might be a numbered one.

But yeah, there's, there's a lot. We have, it makes me think that I read really messed up true crime stories to think that that was real. Um, that this guy killed kids and put them in animatronics.

Is that, it's not, I will say, unfortunately, I don't think it's that far fetched. Oh, like, I don't think it's, I'vefetched. Like, I don't think it's...

I've heard true crime stories that are worse than that, sadly. Yeah. You guys lied to me. But it is still... Yeah. It's more insane. What was funny about it was that the Five Nights at Freddy's movie was out. And then, like, this game is just so it's just so in the zeitgeist but and we're going

to get into this in a second it's on specific parts of the internet that you're just not on like it's it's it's certain communities on twitter and reddit and youtube that know all about this and it's talking about non-stop and you're just not, you're not into those places, so you're not gonna know about it, but you had such, you had a great time playing it. You actually are a fan of playing the game. I had so much fun playing it, and I shared the video to my sister,

and she was like, dude, this video's so great. I wanna play this game. Is that how she talks? Kinda. That's crazy. She does kinda talk like that. She always wears like a forward cap hat. That's crazy. She does kind of talk like that. I've probably been got all played. She always wears like a forward cap. That's awesome. Yeah.

Whoa. You look just like my sister, Spencer. Thank you. Thank you. Are you Amanda's sister? Yeah. Are you my mother? Yeah.

But I loved playing it. I loved playing it because it was all my favorite things. It was like horror, weird things. And then like playing it with you was so fun because. I kept ruining your life. I was like, explain to me what is happening. You were like, I don't know. And like Alex and Spencer were there and it was just, I loved it.

I like watching Shane play these games because he does not have to play up getting scared at all. Like he's truly just that scared. I get so tense because He was very scared. I hate jump scares, especially in a video game where you are in control. A movie, you're just watching it, and you're like, okay, I'm watching this movie. A video game, you're like, okay, if I make the wrong decision, then it's going to jump out at me. And you're just sitting there like, oh. And the headphones kill me.

It's brutal. Because there's so much to do with sound in that game and i was like yeah you and me play very differently like you're like and i i'm kind of like that too but i i was watching back when i got the controls i was like i was so locked in that's why i feel like if i go down the video game route you're never gonna see me no and that's what that's what i'm trying to do no i'm gonna be trying to ruin your life no i'm a gamer your your husband's gonna come home you're gonna be playing resident evil 8 no i get out i can't he plays dota and then watches don't on his phone i was like no no that's an intense game. No. He's a gamer. He loves Dota. Oh, yeah.

Capital G. That's some intense shit, man. Not me. That's beyond me. That's on another level. Wow. But you aren't in those spheres because, and you've explained to us, and I've made fun of you a bunch in recent episodes, what you love is people.com. Correct.

You check it every day. Every day. We got here this morning at 9 a.m., and you said you'd already read everything. I've already read everything, but guess what? It updates. Okay. And there's top stories that change. Okay.

So I have to, you know, check it at the end of the day. Spencer, do you keep up with celebrity gossip at all? I feel like I just hear about it. I don't look for it. I feel like you don't. I don't look for it, but I hear about it just because it ends up on the internet. If it ends up on Twitter or Reddit, I'm going to see it at some point. I feel like that's cool celebrity news.

Whereas people.com is the celebrity news that 50 and above love hearing about. And me. Do you know what I'm saying? And also me. Spencer? There was a moment I saw both of my parents over Christmas break, and my dad knew that. Okay.

Yeah, flex. And my dad knew that Jewel was seeing, not Dennis Quaid, the other guy. Not Dennis. Yellowstone. Yeah. My dad knew that Jewel was seeing, not Dennis Quaid, the other guy. Yellowstone. Yeah, Kevin Costner. Jewel and Kevin Costner, that's old news. And my mom was like, really? I just thought it was really funny that my dad knew

and that my mom did not. I thought Kevin Costner was married. Apparently not until like. Shane, get your shit together. They went through a tumultuous divorce over weeks she wanted the house she wanted money consistently he was so upset what a bitch that was the article he left yellow In parenthesis, it has that. What a bitch.

He left Yellowstone. He left Yellowstone? He's done with Yellowstone. Oh, no. Bro, he went to Sequoia. You're dumb. You're actually dumb. He started a new show. Yosemite.

Literally, everyone said, like, oh, why is Kevin Costner leaving Yellowstone? He's on the actual Waterworld right now. That's where he's working. You're so dumb. He dies the first day of working. I had no, no, I just, so that's the type of stuff I don't know. So you just don't know. I know like slight things.

Wait, I can keep riffing on this. He's rebooting the postman. Oh, good. Wait, what? Wasn't that not him? No, he's rebooting Tin Cup in real life. Can I tell you, can i tell you that tin cup so we used to go to like uh drive-in movie theaters that's like a big thing on the

east coast you probably know that right i know what i've seen greece ma'am what he's from florida so anyways we went to a drive-in movie theater i was too young my dad had this like big white beat-up van and he we had to like not watch the movie him and my mom wanted to go see him this is the most fucked up thing i've ever heard well we were on vacation in the cape him my mom wanted to go see tin cup and they were like it's too they make you look the other way are you girls have to like play cards in the back of the van you can't know what golf is exactly go to the back so we play cards or whatever play like spit and the spit yeah the moment i get up to be like dad i'm tired

is when kevin gosser has a gun in his i thought it was about golf. Yeah, what the hell? It gets really dark for one scene. And that's the only scene that I've seen. Okay, that makes me think of something, though. Because I was at my parents' house for Christmas. And I was watching Blue-Eyed Samurai. Lex, best show ever. That show was so awesome. But I knew from the first episode, I'm like, oh, there's nudity in this.

There's nudity in sex and stuff. There's a lot. And I'm watching it. And I'm just like, my parents are my parents are they are it's i don't know what it is they're gonna show up right when people are naked isn't it animated it's animated but it's dude nice no it's actually it might be my favorite show of last year it is my favorite show of last year. It is my favorite show of last year. It's unbelievable. They're already renewed for a season two. Is it an anime? Yeah, it's anime. Dude.

I like anime. I'm in her anime era. I love anime. I did not know this. Oh, yeah. Really good. I didn't love the animation at first, but towards the end, I was like,

they had to animate it this way for how they shot it. That's my favorite type of animation. I love it. Because it's like this pseudo 3D. It's like an interesting. But no, my parents are so good at walking in right at the worst parts. Oh, God. And they're like, God dang it.

What are you watching? What is this? OK. It's just like, it's not this all the time. I really want to know which part, but it's true. There are several sex scenes. Yeah, it's very... And I remember that you were like, oh, I finished Blue Samurai,

and I remember recommending it to you, and then I remember thinking, it is extremely sexual show. Very sexual. But it's so good. The lead is from... Pen15. Mr. and Mrs. Smith. And a Disney star.

Did not know that about her. She's married to Macaulay Culkin. That's Brenda Song. Brenda Song is also, Brenda Song is in Samurai. She's not the lead, though. No, I know she's not the lead. She's the princess. Yeah. Shane, I know. Okay? I know. Did y'all see Asteroid

City? I tried. Well, there's a scene where I was watching it with both of my parents, and there's a scene where Scarlett Johansson gets completely naked. I'm like, when does this stop being weird with my parents? But there's a really funny,

because she's like, oh, I'm about to do a nude scene. In the context of the movie, she's like, I'm about to do a nude scene, and what's his fucking name? He's in every Wes Anderson movie. Jason Schwartzman. Jason Schwartzman has the funniest reaction to someone saying that they're going to get naked.

And I was like, yeah, that was good. No, it'll never be uncomfortable, though. Well, actually, I have watched a lot of movies where it's wild, and my dad's there, and he's like, whoa, wow. Yeah, I was like, does that help? Does that make it better? It helps so much knowledge it when they're

silent you're sitting there just like it's a nightmare with my dad we can watch it with my mom she goes oh i remember when my dad my dad told me to watch true blood he was like you gotta watch true blood on hbo back in the day and i was like okay it's two vampires having sex and one of them breaks the neck and turns it back to look at them while they're having sex. And my mom walks in, and she goes, what is this? And I said, it's dad's favorite show. She's like, this is awful. Yeah, they're vampires.

Wait, so does the head fix? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Head fix-es itself itself that's crazy have you never seen true blood uh no i i i watched like one episode knows and there was already crazy sex it's it's yeah that was back in hbo's just full-on sex yeah it really was um anyways okay this episode is about people it's not about sex uh amanda when did episode is about people.com. It's not about sex. Amanda, when did you start checking people.com every day? You sick fuck. I am so sick.

When did you start getting into celebrity gossip? Because we've seen your diary from when you were a kid, and it had a lot of celebrity gossip on the front. Here's the thing. I think it's less about the gossip, but every time I'm obsessed with movies since I was little, but every time I watched a movie, since i was little but every time i watched a movie i was so interested in the celebrities and their life so that's why when i watch movies i'm like oh like someone's like oh yeah that's scarlett johansson i'm like no it's not that's blah blah like i'm so so i'll like go and research like oh i don't know that guy yet and i'll research

and i'll know who he dated what other movies movies he did, maybe he did this movie, or maybe that director, and I just go on. That's my search. I don't do Reddit. I don't do Reddit. Social Security number. I just do who they're dating, what other things they've done, and then I'll watch that movie,

and then I'll like that actor. So I think I got really into actors and their lives, and then the only thing is sometimes the hot goss of it all is too much. Like I don't watch reality shows. I don't watch Real Housewives. I don't watch any of that shit. You don't watch Love Island?

Okay, I watch Love Island. Do you watch Bachelor? No. I've never. You don't watch Golden Bachelor? No, but I definitely have a story from Golden Bachelor. Here's the thing. I researched Golden Bachelor, but I didn't watch it.

I think that's crazier than watching it. I'm so weird. I think that's the thing. I researched golden bachelor, but I didn't watch it. I think that's crazier than watching. I'm so weird. I think that's, I think that's crazy. It's just like dateline with Keith Morrison. I listened to it as a joke to start because the way he is is so ridiculous. And then it kind of like the, the like,

Oh God, this is so silly turned into like, okay. Oh God. This, this is so silly turned into like okay oh god this this is the thing i can't i can't shit on what you're saying because when i was young my mom was obsessed with like access hollywood extra all that shit baby on all the time and and i will say and it's the same with like a reality tv show or uh or like dateline my mom would watch that stuff too, you can scoff at it, if you watch five minutes of any of them, you're then kind of like,

all right, well I gotta keep watching. Yeah, it's true, they hook you. And then they follow their story. Although I'm over the Taylor Swift, Travis Kelsey, like I don't care. I think everyone's over it. I don't care I think everyone's I don't care about their timeline I

the amount of photos they have her sitting in a box watching his game in red I'm like good for you bro I don't care any I so I watch football all the time and they always show her a bunch during these games it's so funny

she seems genuinely into it. I think she's genuinely a fan. I think that, sure. Genuinely, they're doing great. I think it's why it's kind of boring. Because she's like, yeah, they're just in a relationship. Literally, it's like every good show, when the people, when the two lovers

actually end up getting together and get married, you're like, all right. That sucks. The show needs to end. You know, we all love, we love like the conflict, like will they, won't they? And I think like hot gossip and people.com,

they do it so well. Like their like titles are so like. How long have they been doing it for? Oh, people.com's been around forever. Yeah. I remember seeing it like, you know, as a kid. Yeah, people in Us Weekly

in front of the grocery store. People was, they were huge and they were also huge Us Weekly in front of the grocery store. People was, they were huge. And they were also huge on like the royals. Like people.com was like, I'm sorry. I don't understand

the royal stuff at all. I'm over it. I'm over it. Because I don't watch The Crown or anything. But people, but I heard The Crown is amazing. The Crown is good.

I watch The Crown. I just get to a point where I get oversaturated with that. I just don't really, I'm not interested. I'm just like, they're just people who, I don't know. People. People.

They're just a tourist attraction kind of thing. But they were huge. So it was like, people, Star Magazine. Don't read Star Magazine. It's all fake. That's fake? That's like National Enquirer? That was like aliens landed and Angelina Jolie let them in her home or something.

Now I'm interested. That was what fascinated me in the grocery store as a kid. Because you'd always see, you'd have People Magazine, Life Magazine. And then you would have something where it'd be like, I have two weeks to live. I don't know why I'm laughing, but yes. No, I mean, but it'd be like, where clearly they were feeling sick that day. They walked outside. The paparazzi took a picture.

And they were like this. And they're like, I'm dying. I am actively dying. And then you had the soap opera magazines. Yeah. Soap. Or Reader's Digest. Remember Reader's Digest?

What is the deal with Reader's Digest? What is the deal with the soap one, too? Reader's Digest was about TV channels. It was when TV was a thing, yeah. I thought it was TV Guide. I think it was both. Well, I don't know about Reader's Digest. Were the soap books, though, for literally

they would summarize the soap? Soap operas. Would they do fan theories? Here's the thing. I never picked up a soap opera. Was it Tumblr before Tumblr? Guys, I did not read the soap mags. I don't know anyone who watches a soap opera was it tumblr before tumblr guys i did not read the soap mags i don't know anyone who watches a soap opera uh but that isn't 70 years old yeah i i i don't i don't watch like days of our lives ever comment down below if if you watch a soap opera like an american soap opera yes because i'm sure i i think they're big in other countries, but here in America, I feel like they're past their time.

You like your Turkish soaps? I was just going to say that I will say I'm watching a new Turkish show right now on Netflix. It's a limited series. It's called Creature, and it's based on the book Frankenstein. Oh, that's... And it's really, really good, but it also has, again, like most Turkish TV shows,

which I'm like, oh God, do I love this? It has a soap element to it. Like, over the top acting, like, whoa! Like, the world! Like, slow-mo scenes, like, violin comes in at random times. And I'm like, oh, I don't know why this is the best. That's close enough. No, I love that shit. But like, Oh, I don't know. That's close enough. No,

I love that shit. But like Turkish shows are very soapy. So I'm like, okay, I can see since I love Turkish shows. I'm like, I can see why people like soap operas, but days of our lives.

Well, I think it's, I think it's a spectrum. Cause I mean, look at like Grey's Anatomy. Is that not a soap? That's definitely, it's not technically a soap because a soap is a show

that comes out every day every day um and they film constantly there's like technicalities but it is soapy it's very so i definitely have i've auditioned for a soap opera i've auditioned for some soap yeah and they want you to like hold that's the thing about when you're done with it you have to hold like i that's crazy working on soap operas i think it's the thing about when you're done with it you have to hold that's crazy working on soap operas I think it's the hardest acting job you only get one shot you have to memorize like 90 pages a day

there's a reason why we make fun of soap opera actors for not being good it's because you don't get a second take they don't get time with their character they're just a doctor it's so hard no basically i love soap operas and i'm obsessed with them um so yeah i didn't read the soap mags and i didn't read people mags really that often maybe in the airport when you're like bored you

read through them but i don't know how people.com is now subscribed like through my email i don't know when i made that leap so you've been you've been looking at it every day for years um for your whole life no since you're a baby i think since you're a little baby shut up i honestly don't think that long like i think like two years okay i. Because I was a baby. So at Smosh. Yeah, yeah. At Smosh you began this. You sent them your email.

Guys, I've been at Smosh for four years. I know, but while you were at Smosh. Really? Yeah. That's crazy. That sucks. That sucks, dude. I'm just kidding.

I've been here for way too long. That sucks. Yeah, so now that I have it. But before we begin, what's the celebrity story over these past two years that was your favorite what's the is there one story storyline that you were most obsessed with storyline because like back in the day no i remember back in the day the first celebrity story where i remember just not being able to not hear about it and i was a little kid was the original uh j-lo ben affleck romance back in like the 2000s i and it just like

you couldn't go a day without hearing about it for like benifer benifer lasted for years and everyone talked about it and i was like i remember as a little kid i'm like i don't care about this why is this talked about all the time i i will say that actually because i can't quite think of like one because there was a lot but the the benifer getting back together it is pretty and their wedding was a big part of part two is different than benifer and my favorite things about people.com is they're not super super mean but they're mean enough to have you go oh oh, and the amount of pictures and weird videos that they have of Ben Affleck.

They pull up to a red carpet or whatever and Ben Affleck just opens the door and just rushes out and J.Lo's like, trying to take pictures, it's very clear that Ben Affleck's like, I don't wanna be in front of cameras, he's said this, and it's J.Lo's, it's her world. Right, like she's built her world in front of cameras.

She's comfortable with it, but people.com harped on that like, uh oh, like, Ben is not comfy in front of cameras, and that's where J-Lo lives. And it's just these videos of Ben like, pushing through the crowd. Like, let's go Jen. I love the ones where it's like,

it looks like they're having an argument. Yes. And it's like, he's making like the meanest faces. He's like pointing and stuff like that. But then you watch the video and it's just clear he's just like talking, he's like, no that's just like literally how Boston. Well there is, there was a people.com one of them

at an awards ceremony where I think they actually are having an argument. Because it's them talking and he's like, yeah, I don't know, whatever. Whatever he's saying. And then J-Lo looks, like, glances the cameras at her. And then she immediately smiles and, like, pushes his hand down. And maybe it's nothing. Or maybe she just knows, like, they're going to take photos and make this look like a fight. And then it did.. Or maybe she just knows they're going to take photos and make this look like a fight.

And then it did. Yeah, of course that's what they do. But people, they're not as mean as like... Oh, some of the others are so awful. I remember...

TMZ is like predatory. TMZ is horrendous. People have brought it back, but I always remember even as a kid seeing the magazines right at the front, it was like some celebrity

in a swimsuit. And they're literally, they took like an unflattering photo and then they would photoshop it to make them look worse and they'd be like like what is this and what's crazy is people have been showing those photos terrible and they're like wait they're actually hot like like i remember i remember when like jennifer love hewitt just got shit on by these magazines for a few years that happened recently to her on people.com dude dude no but people like you look back at those photos where they were shitting on her you're like wait she was hot as hell here's the thing though people this is why i like people is because they're not they they weren't shitting on her recently they they're very they're they're not nice but they're the nicest, I think.

And their whole thing was. They're the nicest bully you're ever gonna meet. Their whole thing was, Jennifer Love Hewitt, they always say slaps back or snaps back. I love that shit. Strikes back. They snap back at fans, because she took a photo of herself

and she used a filter, and fans were like, oh my God, what is she hiding underneath that filter? Which is awful. Also, celebrities, stop responding to these fans. Like, just stop. Like, whatever. And I mean, that might be hard,

but she snapped back at her fans and was like, aging in Hollywood is really hard because, you know, she was a fucking hottie. She was a hottie. And so people, they were defending her I don't even know why I'm defending people wow ally stop

um okay do we want to what are some headlines so this is the top headline like I said I didn't watch the golden bachelor did you Spencer no I watched a few episodes of the golden bachelor did you spencer no i watched a few episodes okay bachelor it was very funny so for context this is the one where it's one old guy and a bunch of old ladies yeah yeah okay well they're all they're all older no he's they're

older he's 70 something that's crazy no i thought golden bachelor i was like oh are they gonna be like in like because this is hollywood i was are they going to be in their 40s and 50s? No, they're all in their 70s and 60s. Some are like late 50s. But I was like, damn, bravo. Like, okay. You can't get much older than that. No, it's not on Bravo.

Or else it starts to get. Are you sure it's not on Bravo? It might be on Bravo. It's not on Bravo. It's on ABC. Well, okay. So this is the Golden Bachelor. So spoiler alert he has

chosen his bride his mate and they got married and her name is theresa nest uh-huh okay nest theresa nest and people.com is they've already shared all of they shared her previous wedding address or whatever but here's this this um headline here's the hot goss teresa nist has bridal wardrobe malfunction mid golden bachelor wedding ceremony but jerry can't look away yeah bro i'm trying to see those that's what jerry said the photo is him was him like a loony tooth. See, here's the thing. People.com, the way they put it, they're not like, oh my God, they got fat. They're like, aw, can't look away.

Wait, let me see this picture. No, there's no picture of the malfunction. It's just them getting married. What's the malfunction? What's the malfunction? Well, let me get into it, guys. See, they hooked me already. They hooked me. Now I got gotta know what this malfunction was theresa nist chose a dazzling dress for her wedding to jerry turner jerry spelt with a g heads up okay that makes it a little better on thursday night but the night wasn't without one little mishap before the couple

could seal their nuptials with a kiss one strap on this bad glean Mishka gown broke. Nothing could rain on the happy couple's parade, though, and the rest of the ceremony went off without a hitch. And he didn't look away? In fact, Turner couldn't take his eyes off his bride. Well, I would have. Here's a picture. Nothing bad happened.

It was a cheap dress and it it snapped see i would have thrown my ipad at the wall if that was the reveal the golden bachelor 72 and his bride 70 exchanged vows live on abc following their engagement on the finale of last year's show let's see if he said anything. Because I love their quotes. I like it. It's like he couldn't take his eyes off her. It's like, yeah, you're at the podium, and you're facing each other. What are you going to do?

She stands up there, and he's like, ah! Probably got nervous. See, you've got to remember, Teresa didn't get her first time around. She didn't have much time to plan. And really, I didn't either, Jerry Turner said. We didn't have a whole lot of time, and we were pretty broke, both of us.

So this is kind of big. We want to make it so we don't miss any of those moments. Is he broke? I don't think he's broke at all. I think he's very, very rich. I think he's extremely rich. So, yeah, that. That's a good one.

That's a good start. I know this stuff, though, because I watched Golden Bachelor a little bit of it. So I know this. Kiana's told me about it a little bit. Kiana's locked in. Yeah. Kiana's locked into every part of it. I'm truly in awe of the amount that a lot of people just in this office alone consume.

Like, any of those shows like to me i couldn't like keeping up with one of those shows is almost like a i'm hesitant to say a job but like you know like kiana much is like big brother and to me i'm like that's such a the the commitment that like i agree the reason a lot of our content is so good is because a lot of our crew behind the scenes are so versed on the internet. I can think of a few, but Kiana absolutely, there's not much that Kiana doesn't know. Yeah. She knows everything. It's truly kind of scary.

She knows everything. Kiana truly is a character from the Matrix. Yeah. Like we need to go visit the knower. The Oracle. It's Kiana and she's like, hey, bestie. So yeah. She's like, oh yeah, already saw that.

Already saw that. I got it. Don't worry. But does she know that Billie Eilish brings the crew socks and loafers trend to the red carpet? That's pretty sick. Plus a Playboy bunny bag. What? Billie.

Billie. Literally? She's just wearing white socks and big shoes. That's it. Let me see the shoes. Those are cute. I've been looking at it. Is Billie Eilish back into the baggy clothing? I don't think she ever left it. Did she never leave? She continues to command the red carpet,

bringing the crew socks and loafers trend to Palm Springs on Thursday. The 22-year-old singer. What was in Palm Springs? I don't know. How crazy. The International Film Festival Awards. Yes.

She was accompanied by her brother and fellow musician, Phineas O'Connell. The Ocean Eyes. Okay, that was a long ago song. Singer. That's why I love people.com, because they feel a little like 60-year-old's work. Yeah, she's had many songs since ocean eyes even i know that i feel like a bunch of 60 year olds are like hot goss so you know the ocean eyes song and we can't stop playing well let me tell you about billy eilish

that's why i kind of like it you You guys know Maroon 5? They did this love. Sunday morning? You know Maroon 5 from Sunday morning. The Ocean Eyes singer wore a black, red, and gold headscarf tied to the back that complimented her two-toned black and red hair and shades with yellow lenses. Whoa. How far away are we from ai writing all of this oh i don't know she then reflected on the resonation what was i made for which was the big song and barbie has had with audiences especially in how it has brought women together in this way that i feel like i haven't felt part of like that and it made me feel really good eilish said and i also felt like it was

bringing people together it felt like we were all experiencing the life experience you know i do love billy eilish i i like billy eilish too i always love these answers though on red carpets they're so is that like they ask these questions and i'm like my thought is always like what what answer are you expecting it's and what it actually reminds me of is in sports um yes every time when like they ask the coach or players after like a loss they're like so what happened and i'm just like what do you think they're gonna say yeah they're like yeah um we lost we did bad we lost the game i'm just like what what but all this is like how do you feel about this movie it's like i feel I feel good about it. And then people.com is like, she feels good about the movie. That's why I kind of love it.

I actually have a lot of respect. Because at Defy, we were right next to the Clevver TV people. And they do a lot of celebrity stuff. And I actually was, I really admire the work. So I'm like, I couldn't do it. Because they have to be locked in all the time. They have to be celebrity stuff. And I actually was, I really admire the works. I'm like, I couldn't do it. Cause you have to be, they have to be locked in all the time. They have to be following stuff.

But I'm also like, I'm just not into it. Yeah. And clearly there's a fascination. It's also like local. It's like when you were, when I worked for local news, you had to be on the local news all the time.

And then you had to come up with a catchy way that 99% of people can read and go, ooh, what's that? I mean, is that so different from what we do? Not really. We play FNAF. Yeah. No, it's literally like Amanda and Shane play FNAF. For the first time.

I think the title was We Play FNAF for the First Time. Yeah, yeah. It's pretty much the same thing. Yeah, just like how Kate Middleton is spending her 42nd birthday weekend. Tea parties, country life, and family. They did not try on that one. Are they?

No, they're kind of giving up on the Royals a little bit. They're not as hot. Because Harry's book is already out. And Meghan Markle and Harry, they felt pushed out by the Royals. Who do you like more, Meghan Markle or Kate Middleton? Oh, God. And there is a correct answer. There is a correct Oh, God. And there is a correct answer. There is a correct answer, Amanda.

Don't answer. I feel like Kate is under some spell where she's like, everything is fine. There was a people.com that made me laugh so hard. There was a people.com? There was an article on people that made me, my gal is a people. Kate Middleton was standing next to some like great person or something like that and she wanted to get close to her yeah her husband no no she wanted to get close to her but she didn't want to like scoot over so she like

scooted her feet in like a weird like dance that sounds awesome like a weird like dancing. That sounds awesome. Like a weird like tap dance thing just to get close to the picture and people were all over it. It's so insane. That's why it's so funny. I also, look, I'm aware to some degree because I've watched a lot of The Crown. So you saw the foot thing? The life

they have to live is truly a nightmare. Yeah. I would not last. I would not last. I would not last. Oh, me as a royal? Not doing so good. You wouldn't even be there. They'd catch me playing video games one day.

Bro, they'd catch me. Bro, you're a king. Come on. Bro, you're a prince. You can't play video games. Do you think Harry games? Harry has to be gaming now. Because he lives in California now.

Who? Harry. Stiles? Prince Harry. I was like, Harry's dead. We're talking about the royals. I've already moved on, buddy. What happened to him?

I've already moved on. What happened there? Oh, Harry. Yeah, they're in LA. Because they don't feel welcome. They don't feel welcome in there. Oh, Harry! Yeah, they're in LA because they don't feel welcome. They don't feel welcome in England. I think a lot about what Prince Harry is probably doing out here in California now. He's jacking off.

He's jacking off. He's smoking weed. Spencer, you're out of control. He's playing Fortnite. You think he's gotten a victory for Royale? A victory Royal? What are you saying? What are you saying? What are you saying? Do you think he unlocked Peter Griffin?

Do you think he watches Family Guy? Okay, you're going to love this one. Give us another. Adam Sandler plays impromptu pickup basketball game with University of Arizona players. He's always doing that shit. He's always. No, I know. What I love about Adam Sandler is that outside of movies,

he wears like the same outfit. The same shorts. He's going to wear the baggiest shirt. Him and Kevin Smith. It's awesome. This is why people makes me laugh. The future Saturday Night. The future Saturday Night Live star.

He's not a future Saturday Night Live star. We don't know that. See, they're predicting. Now they're telling the future. Group as an avid basketball fan, playing for his Jewish Community Center's youth team before playing high school basketball for Manchester Central High School in New Hampshire.

Basketball started for me when I was a young man, Sandler said. Yeah, he's always saying that. Well, you know, I really like basketball. Shaddup! Oh, are you liking the basketball that's pretty good that is my favorite was uh what's his face is uh who's the fucking guy i dated all the one uh pete davidson his impression of adam Sandler was just going, shit it. Okay, here's another one.

Peloton instructor invites Christopher Nolan to take her class insult free after she complains about his movie. You can critique my class. We'll have a good time. I promise you it'll be insult free. I promise it'll be an atomic blast. Did you see the clip of the Peloton class? No. It's actually really funny. It was so funny.

Wow, we know more than you, Amanda. What? We're locked in. We see the actual clips on Twitter. No, it's so great. She's doing the Peloton class. She's on the bike, and she's just like, I saw that movie. I don't know what the fuck was happening.

I didn't know they were like that on i was like do you have to i didn't know they were like that on peloton i didn't know they're crazy peloton cody rigsby honestly at first i was like i don't know and then i got on there and i was like oh he'd be like you they read off people's like names like oh whatever they're like twitch streaming and they'll be like you gotta change that name that is awful honey that is awful they are essentially twitch streamers they are so some of them are really hilarious. She was, her shitting on Tenet, I was like, girl, same. Oh, so it was Tenet that she shit on.

Oh, yeah. So here's what I want to say. Tenet sucks. This is what she said. So here's what I want to say. I may not have understood a minute of what the hell was going on in Tenet. That shit went right over my head. But I have seen Oppenheimer twice.

And that's six hours of my life that I don't ever want to give back, she continued. So, Mr. Nolan, I'm inviting you to come take a ride with me in my Peloton studio. You can critique my class. We'll have a great time. You'll sit in the front row, and I promise you, it'll be insult-free. Let me know. Take me up on it. Christopher Nolan in a Peloton class

sounds so funny. No. Wait! He responded! Update update we have an update oh what he said nolan mentioned hearing sherman's criticism during the new york film critics circle awards gala on wednesday okay i think this is what kicked it off i was on my peloton i'm dying and the instructor started talking about one of my films and said did anyone see this that's a couple hours of my life i'll never anyone see this that's a couple hours of my life i'll never get back nolan said while accepting the best director award so that's it that's all he said so wait christopher nolan was on his peloton oh when when film critic rex yeah

he he does the peloton when film critic rex did you not hear that context i i heard just now i did from hey man did you not hear what she just said no wait there's more when film critic rex reed takes a shit on your film he doesn't ask you to work out joke nolan okay in today's world where opinions are everywhere there's a sort of idea that film criticism is being democrat democratized yeah but i for one think the critical appreciation of film shouldn't be an instinct, but it should be a profession. Whatever that means, dude.

Okay, nerd. He did read it, and he is going to get back on his pelts and never take her class. I think he said that first, and then she saw that he had seen her criticism, and that was her response.

So he said that first, and then she said that. Yeah, I think she came out on top of this. Yeah, well, I think she was right. I think you guys are going to get hooked on people. What? Yes? I'm not going to watch Tended again. No, dude, that movie was bad. Also, Gypsy Rose Blanchard, she's everywhere.

She is out of prison. That is currently the story, admittedly, I told you, I didn't know anything about it. But I have been seeing her all over the place. And it's just stories that are just like, she was spotted at this concert, or here's what she's doing. And I'm like, who is this person?

People are freaking out. But now that I know the story, I'm almost like a little more sad that I keep seeing, I'm like, leave her alone. I know. Oh my God. Well, she's kind of putting herself out there a little bit. She was on The View?

She was on The View? She's pictured with her husband, Ryan Scott Anderson? I guess, because she's being seen in a good light people are kind of oh well i mean because i mean it was she had to go through she had to go through so much shit so i think like in a way it's almost cathartic for people to see like oh she's literally getting to do everything that she was denied for like her entire life and she's getting these opportunities it's like hey like yeah you are gonna get to go see all these games you are gonna going to. So in a way, I see that framing as something positive. But I also do see where it's like, OK, let's also give her space.

I mean, the act on Hulu is about her. All of this was happening while she was in prison. And so when she got out, she got, I don't. How long was she in prison? Like nine years. Nine years. Whoa. Yeah.

Well, her and her boyfriend murdered her mother. But her mother was also. Former boyfriend. God. Former boyfriend. Current boyfriend. He's still in jail. Current husband.

Current husband D is on fire. Yeah. I saw that one. So Gypsy says, don't listen to the haters. And that the couple doesn't owe anyone anything. So she's protecting herself. But before adding, besides, they jealous because you are rocking my world every night. Yeah, I said it.

The D is fire. She was so real for that. Wow. Holy shit, man. So she's free. She's living her life. And then she says, I was never one of those children that wanted to be famous. I didn't want to be a singer. I didn't want to be a singer.

I didn't want to be an actress. I wanted to be something that made a difference. And she did. She murdered her mom. Yeah. Big difference. No, but did you see? Sorry, that's awful.

Her mom tortured and abused her her whole life. Did you see the clip from The View? No. Holy fuck. Look it. I have a People's Uncon friend right here. Spencer is just like you. What's the clip from The View? No. Holy fuck. Look it. I have a People's Occupy friend right here. Spencer is just like you. What's the clip?

Basically, one of the hosts. I don't know the different hosts on The View, but she's like, oh, like, you know. I can't even. I can't even. OK. All right. Can we pull up? Jamie, can we pull up the clip?

But what's the recap of it? Basically, the lady was like, oh, you didn't even do anything wrong. And one of the other ladies was like, what about the murder? And she was like, oh, yeah. Oh, my God. That's the view, though. Well, you said Good Morning America. Well, maybe I meant the view.

Oh, that's Good Morning America. Honestly, those morning shows are the ones that ask the craziest questions. Yeah, because they know that they have to get in there. Because I feel like nighttime news shows, people watch, right? They're just already sitting down. I found the clip. Ladies and gentlemen, we have the clip. Oh, my God.

There are other ways out. I did say in my words that you are not alone in this situation. There are other ways out. I did it the wrong way. No, no, no. Don't say that. I did. You had no choice ways out. I did it the wrong way. Don't say that. I did. I did something wrong and I paid my dues for it. Oh, you mean that part?

Yes, the part of it, that part of it. No, no, no, no. No, so I did something. Murder is wrong. Yes, murder is wrong. She said it. Oh my God. I don't even know what other part she would have been referring to. Oh my God. I don't even know what other part she would have been referring to.

Murder is wrong. No, you didn't do anything. Oh, the murder. Oh. Oh. What? Yeah. Wow. Well, yeah.

So Gypsy's having a time on people. Kelly Clarkson is having a time on people. What's going on with Kelly Clarkson? Something about her husband, right? She's having explosive Something about her husband, right? She's having explosive information about her husband saying that her husband said that she was never pretty enough to be on The Voice.

Is this her ex-husband? This is her ex-husband. Oh, thank God. Who tried to steal everything. Oh, sorry. Her husband. Wasn't sexy enough to appear on The Voice. And she is taking her power back.

She lost weight, which I'm like, you don't need to lose weight to take your power back. But that's what she is saying. She's like, I got healthy, is what she power back. She lost weight, which I'm like, you don't need to lose weight to take your power back, but that's what she is saying. She's like, I got healthy, is what she's saying.

But yeah, she's coming out about her husband saying. Okay, was she on The Voice though? She. I thought she was. I don't watch.

Well, she's the winner of American Idol and she has her own show. Did she win American Idol? Yeah. She was the first winner. She was the first winner.

I wasn't sure if it was a moment like this. I wasn't sure if it was her or Justin. A moment like this? I wasn't sure if it was her or Justin. Spencer, you dumb idiot. Justin didn't have a chance. Kelly Clarkson was the original winner. Justin and Kelly did a movie together. I know they did a movie together.

From Justin to Kelly. I wasn't sure because there were some people that came in second place. I just remember if you won American Idol, you were famous. But even if you didn't win American Idol, you were famousen stuttered i'm sorry for 2004 decay he that's all he did and she was a coach on the voice so okay so she was on the voice so i guess she was sexy enough to be on the voice buddy but yeah she was on the voice and she's coming out with a lot of stuff about her ex-husband, who she must pay. So her ex-husband must pay her over $2.6 million for unlawfully procured business deals. I have no idea.

But basically, when they were getting divorced and it wasn't announced, he was trying to do business deals saying that he was. Oh, I'm her husband. Yes, I'm Kelly Clarkson's husband. But they were divorced, so she sued him for $2.6 million. divorce and it wasn't announced he was trying to do business deals saying oh i'm her husband yes i'm kelly clarkson's husband but they were divorced so she sued him for 2.6 million dollars imagine having to pay kelly clarkson millions of dollars yeah she's got millions of dollars not good but that's that's what you get for being yeah that's what you get dude kelly clarkson is big and also white lotus is big and announced his season three cast what actually i'm actually very curious oh wow now you're ready i actually need to know about it's including stars from harry potter and Lotus is big. It announces season three cast. What? Actually, I'm actually very curious. Oh, wow.

Now you're ready? I actually need to know about this. It's including stars from Harry Potter and Mission Impossible. Oh, baby. Who's in Mission Impossible? Now I'm listening. Henry Cavill and Daniel Radcliffe? The stars?

Henry Zerny? On Friday, HBO announced a brand new cast for the highly anticipated third installment of the anthology series. I love this show. The star studded. They love those show. The star-studded. They love those two words together. Star-studded is used every hour. Star-studded cast will include Leslie Bibb.

Okay. Leslie Bibb! Jason Isaacs, who's from Harry Potter. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Michelle, how do you say her name? Monaghan? Monaghan? Oh, I love her. She's amazing.

Parker Posey. So excited. Natasha Rothwell. Okay. Okay. Yeah, so big stuff. Big stuff happening here, guys. Mike White.

See, that's how people get to you you guys are like whoa I love that Mike White is the creator of that show from Survivor and School of Rock and commercials don't tell me the School of Rock name I forget his name in School of Rock

it's a really good one fuck it's bugging me Amanda is there any other last juicy story okay any other last juice i mean this is the thing about people is that one person will usually take over and it's right now it's gypsy rose so yeah and emma stone and by the time this this episode airs it's probably changed well emma emma you know she did poor things but she's giving an update on cruella sequel hopefully sooner rather than later which means it's never gonna happen everyone knows that um well i guess that's it i think that those are the top ones i mean there's

stuff but i feel like there's some stuff that we don't even need to uh well i think you should give updates on this stuff um on every podcast instagram and stuff and you could bring it back here for sure whenever you want i mean you're allowed to do you guys want to do you guys want to know the name from school of rock what's the name what's the name did you guys not know no no ned schneebly no ned do you remember that yes because it's jack black's roommate he gives the name ned schneebly to be the teacher yeah to be the teacher god have you seen the movie recently it's great so good anyways those are the top stories of people.com today but let me tell you this baby changes every day um could i could i see that ipad i you may i looked up some of my

i have a couple i have a here you go i can't give it up my baby wood on the way here um spencer do you have like websites do you check every day yeah do you yeah oh he does not want to tell us he's not gonna say oh i can yeah i wake up 6 a.m. Check out Pornhub. Yeah. Check out what's on the feed. You know, I'm out here with Prince Harry.

You know, we're doing our thing. Harry Styles? Yeah. No. You know, honestly, I will check like a few subreddits like for the gaming news aggregation. Pretty good. Yeah. There's like our games.

I'll sort by new and i'll see what people are talking about oh about like games that have come out or games that are just happening usually well okay so honestly twitter has kind of uh like there will be twitter like for lack of a better word like news things i'll follow like for like gaming news and things like that yeah and that's where i will honestly get a lot of my like gaming news and updates um and are they kind of saying like what's coming out next or like what's the what's coming out next like things that are like updated like oh this like feature was announced like this person was announced for this game like this game has been canceled this like oh that's game has been delayed um that's fun. Yeah. You and...

Pretty badass. What I love is, who is in charge of our pit channel, Emily, she is so locked in to gaming news. So locked in that she'll be talking about things

where I'm like, I don't know where you heard about this. But she's like the celebrity gossip person, but with video game news. I showed up here one day early in the morning, and I walk in, and she is walking into it. She goes, did you hear? And I'm thinking, this is on a Monday. I'm thinking it's something Smosh related.

Because this was after the live show and stuff. So I was like, what, did something happen? Did whatever. She goes, E3 is canceled. And I was like, I was like, Oh,

for sure. And I know it's E3. It actually, for gaming news, it's actually insane. Like it actually was a big deal. So I understand. Oh,

and I'm into gaming, but I'm not into like certain realms of it. So like, I don't think she understood when she was telling me that I'm like, Oh yeah, I know about it. I'm into gaming, but I'm not into certain realms of it. Yeah. So I don't think she understood when she was telling me that I'm like, oh, yeah, I know about it. You're like, oh. I'm like, oh, damn. That's cool. Crazy.

You know like Comic-Con? Yes. You know like San Diego Comic-Con? Yeah. It's like if that was canceled, kind of. Yeah, it's a big deal. Oh, that would suck. It is actually a huge deal.

And she's very much in the industry of gaming. Yeah, it's a big deal. Oh, that would suck. It is actually a huge deal and she's very much in the industry of gaming. Yeah, she comes from the gaming industry. So it's like, it's massive. It's a big deal. It's like if VidCon was cancelled. Exactly. They're no longer doing VidCon. That was a better example. It'd be like, damn. It's like if Dateline was done.

Actually, yeah. It would be the same news probably for you. I would be mortified. I wouldn't even come into work. You wouldn't see my face for a week. You'd be bedridden for months. That's where I'm going to kill you. I check a couple websites every day. Uh-oh.

But I check one thousand. X, X, X. I'm just kidding. What? I check. What? So a few years ago, I started being like, I want to figure out my style better.

I want to just get. I want to like. Yes. Your style has been. I want to be more of wanna figure out my style better. I wanna just get, I wanna like. Yes. Your style has been. I wanna be more of a gentleman. Your style has been on point. So one of the websites I still check, I don't, I just kinda check it cause like they're just, it's whatever.

Esquire, I mentioned this. Oh yes. You guys were saying this is no different than people.com and I'm like it is not the same. It is no different than people.com. What, how? Okay I was. How is it no different? It's more focused on fashion and watches.

There are watches sometimes. There are watches. I think it's more product-based. What do you think, Spencer? Is it the same? I don't know. I used to read my dad's Esquire magazines. Flex.

Yeah. Any mention of parents? Okay. Okay, flex. Sick. yeah any mention of parents okay yeah and I mean it was kind of all over the place it is all over the place okay so what's your favorite thing about it I see Jeremy Allen White on there they often like interview someone

and like Jeremy Allen White is starting the year strong like cause he's got his Calvin Klein ad and stuff no I'm actually is he wearing a big watch in this Because he's got his Calvin Klein ad and stuff. No, I'm actually... Is he wearing a big watch in this picture? He's not wearing a watch. He's wearing just his Calvin's, bro. He's wearing his Calvin's. Oh, okay. I gotta say, Jeremy White, he's bringing in this year for the short kings. He's

killing it. He's killing it. But there'll be like 20 best polo shirts for men. Oh! Stuff like that. It's like buying guides. Is there anything for women out there 18 hoka deals to kickstart your new year's running resolution okay i have hocus there's a lot of stuff that's not for me right the 75 best golf gifts of 2023 like they're just it's a lot of stuff because i'm like i need no guy stuff so so you know on peoplecom, they say best gifts this year, Oprah's gift list this year, 10 things on Amazon that are trending.

So it's pretty much the same thing, boo. Then I also check Polygon. That's for more gaming and pop culture in my sphere that I care about. So this is like gaming news. Polygon. Polygon. So it's like gaming, TV shows, movies. You know it too?

I know it. He knows it. Oh, is it TV shows too? Or is it TV shows only about gaming? So like Arcane season two is adding a big bad wolf and seemingly confirming a tragic fan. I know Arcane. Did you watch it?

I watched the first episode and then I got distracted. League of legends 2024 plans revealed from arcane to a baby dragon whoa the 50 most anticipated new games of 2024 okay well that's fun yeah dude you know what this kind of reminds me of you know what else i get on my email imdb so it'll be like shows that have been canceled best new movies that are coming out dude i have a friend that like i like checks imdb like it's a news site and i'm that no but that's crazy no but there is like there is a news site and i'm just like that's that's just a funny place to go for news but i like metal gear solid 3 and silent hill 2 remakes coming in 2024 i'll be i've

heard of silent hell yeah can we play that actually Isn't that scary? Yeah, I've never played It's a movie. Oh yeah, it's by the guy who did What's the name? Rules of Attraction. You ever seen that movie? Of course. That movie rocks. Rules of Attraction is kind of wild, isn't it?

It's a crazy movie. Katie Holmes in that? No, it's a... Wasn't it like all the big kind of nice stars? It's like James Van Der Beek. Yes, yes. But Jennifer... Not Jennifer. Who was in... I now pronounce you Chuck and Larry.

Oh. Jessica Biel. Jessica Biel. She's in that for a couple, a little bit. Mm-hmm. Shannon Shoshone. Shannon Doherty? No, the really pretty one who's in A Knight's Tale.

She's so hot. Oh, my God. She was in The Holiday's Tale. She's so hot, oh my god. She was in The Holiday too. She was in The Holiday, which was... She was mean in that. She was mean, she was a little mean in A Knight's Tale. This happened in the last episode that you were here, but I love how it always ends up with you guys being like, who's in that?

Who's that? Who's that actor? And you guys sit here, because you did that with the guy who was the... We did. You did it last time, too. Spencer and I are like an old- It's like if you-

It's like being- If I can't talk about who this person- Like what movie this person was in, it's like I'm on one of those fucking medieval stretchers. And they're just cranking that thing. We'd be drawn in quarters. I will say Spencer and I connect so much on older movies because there's not a lot of people

that have seen movies like that. If I said that, people would be like, oh, what? And then I'm like, oh, well, I'll just go down this route on my own. But I feel like you've seen a lot of movies that I've seen. Yeah. So that makes us really cool people. All those Kevin Costner films. No, I'll be real with y'all. I didn't really know

what Tin Cup was. Well, I only knew that one scene. I only know of it because Rene Russo is in it. You just know them all. I do check Rotten Tomatoes. Oh, Rotten Tomatoes. I think I started checking it like, that's forever ago,

and so I just still kind of like- Do you agree with Rotten Tomatoes? I don't agree with a lot of- I just kind of check it more so to see what's out. Because it's just like, oh, here's the movies that are out right now. You gotta switch to IMDb, honey. Because then it tells you all the shows that are canceled.

I don't want to know that. They both have really ugly, like, what if they had cute interfaces? That'd be crazy. IMDb is, yeah, Rotten Tomatoes feels very like a kid's. Rotten Tomatoes is just kind of hard to navigate. It's gotten worse, too. Because now they do TV shows and streaming they start at first with TV

and shows that are movies and shows that are streaming and then you go down to what are like recent releases and I'm like that's stupid do the releases first do you want to know what you can do I just go to YouTube and type trailers 2023 that's insane that's crazy.

But you know what? It messes me up because there's a lot of fan-made trailers. I remember when Courtney last year was like, guys, Anastasia is coming out. It is happening. It's a live-action Anastasia. And she showed me the trailer, and I was like, Court, is this a fan-made? And she was like, nope. And then she texted me, I think two months ago, and she was like, oh my god, it's a fan made.

It's a fan made. And that actually hurt me, because I was like, oh no. Like, we were both so excited about it, because we love Anastasia. I've had that happen so many times, where on April Fool's Day, they'll make a fake trailer for things, and my thought is always, I'm like, oh yeah, cool,

you psyched us with this project that would do really well that you guys are for some reason not gonna do. And then I'm reminded of just like, oh yeah, that's right, production companies don't know how to make good shit.

Yeah. It's like Snow White. I watched the trailer and it's fan made. It's just Gal Gadot from Wonder Woman and Rachel Ziegler from West Side Story.

Or Shazam 2. Hunger Games. Yeah. Oh, yeah. She was in Hunger Games. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Birds of, ballads of snakes and songs. Birds of ballads of snakes and whatever, Brian.

Brian. Brian. The last thing that I check that I'm not going to bore you with is sports stuff. Honestly, there's a lot of people who love sports stuff. It just doesn't excite me. And that's okay. Look, man, the MVP race this year, who knows, man? Brock Purdy was going to potentially take it, but I think Lamar might end up sweeping in.

See, Marcus is in the room. So Lamar is a- Marcus, I know, cares because he's a 49ers fan. And by the time this episode airs, who knows what's going to be happening right now. The Super Bowl will be right around the corner. I know. No, it will be.

It will ironically be... The Super Bowl is February 11th. And the 49ers are in a good position this year. They're in a good position, but they're not locked in for the number one seed yet. As of recording this. Seed? Yeah. Okay. You got in for the number one seed yet as of recording this. Seed? Yeah.

Okay. You gotta get the number one seed because then you get home field advantage throughout the playoffs. It's actually so crucial. So who's performing at the Super Bowl? Who's performing at the Super Bowl? If you don't know, I don't know who you are.

Wait, I do know this. Who was it? Sounds like you fucking don't know this. Sounds like you don't know. Should I ask people? I do know.. Who was it? Sounds like you fucking don't know this. Sounds like you don't know. Should I ask people? I do know. I forgot. Is it Usher?

It's Usher. That's crazy. What? It's Usher. Ursa, baby. It's Ursa. Okay. Oh, also, really quick, going back to pop culture stuff.

I remember I said I'm going to start listening to albums more. I'll be like, oh, I'll listen to an album every week. I said that as one of my... Oh, yeah. doing it i'm doing it i my my first one that i listened to i was like because i just went on to spotify and i was like you typed in music i'll do music for men first album what's music listen to? Guys, I'm looking to get into music this year. The first album I listened to was that Olivia Rodrigo album. It's great. It's actually really great. She is a very talented singer. That could have been released in 2005, and

it would have just fit. I know. Vampire? It was really dope. That first song, All American Bitch, whatever. Is that what the name of the song is? I love your name. Can I say that? I love your name. Can I say that?

Can I say that? She is a powerful woman in the industry. That song is straight up 2005. It is. That's her vibe. Honestly, Vampire is my favorite one. The song is really dope. Then I also listened to that Mitski album.

The Earth, everything is... Mitski. Can we get a wellness check on this guy? What? He's going through his early 20s white girl phase. The land is inhospitable and so are we. I'm picking

kind of random albums. These are like big albums from this past year. They were just kind of there and I was like, okay, I'll listen to these. I'm getting a lot of recs from people I did. I listened to that Mitski album while I was working out and it is not a workout album. That's crazy

I was like here I am doing bench press with like the saddest fucking song playing You know what though? Shane I love you because you're so committed. You're like I'm gonna listen to this album Cause I only listen to music when I'm working out. like i'm gonna listen to this album because i only listen to music when i'm working out i don't really listen to it much otherwise you don't

listen to when you cook you cook all the time no i i usually have a tv show or something on when i'm cooking you know what you gotta listen i don't know what you know what i've been listening to recently is bonnie rate radio not bon. Not Bonnie Raitt Radio. Bonnie Tyler. Bonnie. Oh, my God. What's her name? You're losing your mind. Bonnie Tyler.

I think those are both people. Bonnie Tyler Radio. So it's like Journey. It's all these old school things. And I'm like, oh, my God. I'm like a dad. But it's great. Yeah, I'll do that when I'm 60.

OK. Wait, what's your newest wreck of albums so I can listen to it? Oh, I've gotten so many wrecks from people. What's the one you're going to go to next? I have one that I, because I also did like, oh, I have a couple. I have one that maybe you would like, Spencer. I have OK Computer by Radiohead that I've never listened to. What?

That's one of my favorite albums. I've listened to some songs from it. He's probably like that because computer's in the title. No, you're right. You're right. Game on. And that's the buzz. You fucking destroyed him.

And that's the buzz. You destroyed him, dude. Spencer knows I love him. I don't know. I'm saying fans have been commenting a lot of Rex, and I haven't written them down. I need to just go through and look at all these comments again. If I gave you an album, would you listen to it?

Yeah. Tell me what album. I don't know, man. Is it going to be Weezer? I've listened to some Weezer albums. That's crazy. Back in the day, I had. No, that's just so like, just like when we were doing the top three albums, that was, I was so, it's just. Back in the day, I had... No, that's just... That's so, like... Just, like, when we were doing, like, the top three albums,

that was... I was so... It's just... Oh, yeah. Or not top three albums. No, artists. We were doing top three artists. Like, it's...

It's just so funny the ways that people, like... Everybody listens to music differently, and that is, like, so fascinating to me. Like, you just, like, kind of jump... You, like, jumping into Mitski is, like, really funny to me. I just am picking... Yeah, that's, like, crazy. I'm into Mitski is really funny to me. I just am picking. Yeah, that's crazy. I'm just like, all right, that one.

I'm kind of picky. I can't just listen to a whole album unless I'm into it. Yeah, same. See, I'm committed. I'm like, because I don't listen to albums, so it's not a thing I do. So any album, I'm like, it's going to be hard for me. Albums are so good from start to finish.

But you don't really even listen to musical artists for the most part. I find I'll just just listen to like i'll get served a song about i like that song and i'll listen to that i'm not like into like oh this artist and their their their sound or their lyrics or something i'm just not i'm not like a music person i love music but i'm not like you're not nerdy i'm not understanding about it like the way I'm into movies or TV shows. Do you go see live? I have. I've seen like Florence and the Machine live.

The first concert I ever went to was Hilary Duff, which was insane. This was back forever ago. That's crazy. I've seen a Rolling Stones concert. Whoa. Whoa. Okay.

I've seen a couple concerts. Yeah, I've been to... I actually got to... One of the sickest ones was, it was like a, it was one of those recorded things, so we got to go for free and be the audience for this TV spot recording

for, oh, they sing Black Parade. Oh yeah, My Chemical Romance. Yeah, and that was rad. That was rad, because we were like right there. That's incredible. That was rad. We were right there. That was fun. I like music.

I'm not a nerd. I like music. I'm just not fucking weird about it. I don't listen to albums. I don't sit and listen to music. I'm also just not good at deciphering lyrics. That's fair. If I'm genuinely bad,

I'll listen to songs and I don't hear the words. Do you use Apple Music or Spotify? I need to switch. I've heard Apple Music is better. I'm locked in on Apple Music

because it's carried my music library since I was literally in middle school. So I've got like 20 years of music on there. Wait, what was your first concert?

My first concert my first concert that i like kind of went out of my way to go to was probably the red hot chili peppers that's cool wow hey man that's really cool that's really cool yeah no unfortunately i like i i um i listened to them the other day i was like yeah honestly like i know they get shit on a lot but like they're pretty fun. Yeah, dude. Danny California. But see, how I would be is I would not Danny California.

I'm not listening to the Red Hot Chili Peppers, but they'd have a song that I'll be like, oh, yeah, don't stop. I'll listen to that. Don't stop. I'm addicted to the Shinjuku. I can't. I can't stop. Red Hot Chili Peppers. They're fine.

But I listen to individual songs. I've never listened to be like, this artist, I listen to their music. Once you listen to their whole album, I feel like you understand them. Do you want to know what my first concert was? Yeah. What was your first concert? 1996 with my mother, Michael Bolton. You told me this before.

From the Lonely Island? That's fucking rad. Okay. It was before Lonely Island. It was. That was prime. Yeah, that was prime. How am I supposed to live without you?

Yes, thank you. See, I know that one song, but I don't know anything else. Can I listen to his whole album? Said I Loved You, dot, dot, dot, but I lied. I will listen to Michael Bolton's 90s albums. Please do not waste your time with that. Said I Loved You, dot, dot, dot, but I lied. I's 90s albums. Please do not waste your time. Said I loved you, dot, dot, dot, but I lied. I miss 90s songs.

Can I give my biggest concert flex? Yes. It was, they did this thing over in Pasadena, and it was like, they tweeted about it, and they're like, hey, we have 200 spots for this. And as The Lonely Island was doing their, they were doing a test for like their big live show which was going to be like the next month or something and it was like kind of their

first time like really playing live and so it's this really small venue in Pasadena Lonely Island like it was just like it was so loud it was the smallest room and then they brought out Michael Bolden at the end and he couldn't remember any of the lyrics no that makes it so much better and it was great because they were doing like one of my favorite songs, which is whatever the Pirates of the Caribbean song is. Like Jack Sparrow. Yes, yes, yes. This is a tale of Captain Jack Sparrow.

And I was like, he couldn't remember any of his fucking shit. But they all sounded so good. They were killing it. It was amazing. It was one of the best. You were right there. And they're one of my favorite bands. That's so fun.

I would have loved to see that, because when he joined up with them, I hell yes it's still it's so funny he's so good ah that that i said i loved you but i lied that music video he's wearing jeans and he's walking on water okay this oh man 90s music videos insane i always think about like seal uh kiss the rose and stuff where like intertwines with the batman that was from batman i remember being obsessed ah good good shit okay well i'm gonna continue listening to albums and i'll listen i'm gonna i'm gonna continue deep diving into this music thing to music i'll give you some recs yeah celine dion oh michael bolton obviously Celine Dion, Michael Bolton. Oh, well, obviously. Celine Dion, Cher, Bonnie Tyler. Hello. Journey, honestly, I will say, that sounds so Boston of me,

but Journey is fantastic. Can I say something controversial? What? I do not like Don't Stop Believin'. Neither do I. You don't like the Family Guy episode where they all sing it? I think I've heard it too much over my life. Shane, everyone, nobody likes that song.

I was under the impression that everybody was obsessed with that song because I swear to God I can't go to a karaoke bar without it. Well, that's just because people are afraid and they only choose the known songs, but Faithfully, that's my high school song. Dude, Love and Touch and Squeezin'.

That one's great. That one gets me hyped as hell. The Lights. Wheel in the Sky. Oh, wait, I know that one. I think I know that one. Lights. In the City.

Yeah, I know that one. Oh, isn't that from... No, I'm thinking of another song. Wow. All right. We could talk forever. But we have a little end segment we wanted to do. Oh, yeah.

Smart mouth. Where Amanda and I try to say facts that the other person doesn't know. And if the other person knows it, they lose. Spencer, if you can think of a fact that I think neither of us know. Mine are going to be all celebrity facts. You only need one, but okay. I struggled because I forgot that we were doing this. And then I was like, shit.

But I had something that occurred to me this morning or that I saw this morning and it actually blew my mind even though it's something that we all should know. I can begin. Go here. How many weeks are in a year? I know.

If I did the math, I would know it. But it actually shocked me so much that I was like, oh, no. What? Yeah. Fifty two. That's is that not the answer? Yeah, you got it. Fifty two. When I saw was your fact. But no. OK. I didn't have I didn't I said I forgot. Did you fucking know? Dude, how many days in a week? This is the answer may surprise you. It's obvious you It's obvious But when I thought about it 52 weeks feels

I swear last year had 300 I swear I swear to god I swear there was 300 weeks I saw that and I was like There's no way And I actually had to calculate it on my phone And I was like there actually is

That's impossible And I'm still struggling calculate it on my phone and I was like, there actually is. That's impossible. And I'm still struggling with it. That's impossible. This is impossible. So guys, I was checking out this thing called music and I found out there are 52 weeks in a year. Music? 52?

Who am I? You guys know that Jackie Chan movie, Who Am I? I love that movie. Me too. I was obsessed with Jackie Chan. Dude Am I I love that movie me too I was obsessed with Jackie Chan dude had that shit on VHS me too oh my god

I've seen so many Jackie Chan movies when he sings the theme song at the end I forget he sings the theme song at the end let's watch a Jackie Chan movie

I would love to watch Who Am I oh I probably Who Am I yeah it's when he sucks the snake venom

out of that woman's dude movie I remember when he goes to Egypt and discovers this whole underground... You're thinking of Operation Condor? Yeah, wasn't that Jackie Chan? Yeah. Okay. Oh, I thought you were talking about when they get the Nazi gold.

Nazi gold. Yeah. Music? What just happened? Dude, wait, when he rolls down the hill in that ball thing? When he rolls down the hill in that ball thing? You know those things we did in summer games where you guys get in the ball they send him down like a mountain in one of those yep did you ever watch a jackie chan's first strike with the with the the skis yep he does all of his own stunts what other jackie chan rush hour rush hour dude at the end when he runs over the guy's house in a fucking hovercraft, and it ends on a freeze frame?

That's so good. OK. So that's Jackie Chan facts. Let's see if I can nail some of this celebrity gossip stuff. Which female actor turned down Saturday Night Live? I don't know why I'm creating this into a question, but I'm just doing it. I saw Saoirse Ronan turn down the role in Twilight.

No, the Marvel. You know why? Because she doesn't want to get stuck in a franchise. She wants to keep doing these indie. Who turned down Saturday Night Live? Female. Big female actor. Huge.

She's older. Older. Huge. I'm going gonna go with what's her name from Home Alone and I was gonna say Judi Dench. Honestly, this person is not who you'd expect

to get on Saturday Night Live. You'd be like, I guess. But they got off. So they went through the whole audition process of Saturday Night Live? They turned down. Oh, I thought they turned down a guest spot. No. Oh, they were gonna be on it. They turned down being a cast member. I think this turned down a guest spot. No. Oh, they were going to be on it. They turned down being a cast member. I think this was back in the day.

Think less of the auditioning now. 70s? Chevy Chase. Not 70s. 80s? Maybe 80s, yeah. They turned it down because they were like, I heard women aren't respected on this show.

A valid. They said they were dumb and young. I don't know. She's on a huge sitcom. Roseanne Barr? No. Currently? No, was. One of the biggest syndicated

sitcoms. Sitcoms? Oh, Elaine? Ellen DeGeneres? No. I don't know. Jennifer Aniston. Whoa. What? Yeah Did I know that? Pretty cool huh?

Pretty cool stuff She actually would have Crushed on Saturday Night Live I think she would too She's so funny In an alternate universe If Jennifer Aniston Became famous now

I think she would have Gotten to do way Wackier comedy stuff I'm trying to think Of like any wacky movie I've seen her in though She's always That's what I mean But she have gotten to do way wackier comedy stuff. I'm trying to think of any wacky movie I've seen her in, though. She's always in Adam's Tale. That's what I mean. But she always had to play the role.

She had to play Jim Carrey's wife. She was in Horrible Bosses. She was pretty good in them. But that's when those types of roles, I feel like, were offered a little bit more. I think if she became famous now, she would have been able to do more of the insane stuff. And we would have been like, wow.

Do you want to hear two quick ones? Sure. Nicole Kidman has a phobia of butterflies. She's like Olivia. And Kesha claims she had sex with a ghost. That's crazy. And Ashton Kutcher's real first name is Christopher. And that's all I've got for you on SmartMouth.

Well, I didn't know any of that. Can you imagine Chris Kutcher? Yikes. Chris Kutcher. Get out of here. 52 weeks, man. Well, Spencer, let's go play Five Nights at Freddy's. And we will be playing Five Nights at Freddy's 2 very soon.

Yeah. I think you can expect it in the next week or so on the Smosh Games channel. Go watch it, support it, and then we'll end up having to play five nights at freddy's three oh my god oh my god okay start fucking together your lore theories no yeah but i won't look anything we should we should do at the end we should do like okay now you explain the lore to us and dude i like honestly stretch goal we get matpat on and we have her explain the goal to map or like oh you explain the lore to us. And dude, I like, honestly, stretch goal, we get MatPat on, and we have her explain the goal to MatPat. Oh, you explain the lore to MatPat? And he just has to sit

there and listen. Yeah, he cannot say anything. Yep, this is the plan. I think we can do it. I think we can get MatPat. We can do this. Alright. Let's get MatPat and Scott Cothold. Maybe not him. Okay. Yeah, not him. Just MatPat. Alright. That was all for today. That's it. I hope you enjoyed the celebrity gossip. Yeah, not him. Just my dad. All right. That was all for today.

I hope you enjoyed the celebrity gossip. Yeah, the hot goss. And I hope that you enjoyed Spencer as well. Thank you. Always lovely to be here. Thanks, Spencer. Great. And I hope that you enjoy music.

Hey, man. I will keep enjoying music. Good luck on your musical journey. Thank you, guys. I have about 50 weeks to listen to music. Okay, bye! I don't know why I almost started clapping. Bye! I'm gonna get roasted on that

so much.