Smosh Mouth - #32 - Taking Every Personality Quiz On The Internet

Episode Date: February 5, 2024

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Starting point is 00:00:19 If you have questions or concerns about gambling or someone close to you, please contact Connex Ontario at 1-866-531-2600 to speak to an advisor free of charge. BetMGM operates pursuant to an operating agreement with iGaming Ontario. Hi, welcome to Smosh Mouth. I'm Shane. And I'm Amanda. And we have a very special show today. We are going to figure
Starting point is 00:00:40 out our personalities. We're going to figure out who we are, and we're going to do that through a multitude of personality quizzes that we found. Some legit ones and mostly stupid ones. Yep, but ones that I really want to know, like what Disney princess am I? People have been asking that for years. They've been begging to know what Disney princess we are, what villain are we, what kind of garbage are we.
Starting point is 00:01:05 We've accumulated a bunch here. We're probably not going to get to all of them, but we'll try. But we're definitely going to get to the main personality ones. Yeah, we've got some legit ones. Meyer Briggs, yep. And I do think if you're just listening, you won't get this, but if you're watching, Shane and I really dressed up like our personalities. I'm in an 80s oversized blazer with my bangs poofed up, and I've got some cool worldly travel earrings on.
Starting point is 00:01:35 And Shane is in a—go ahead, Shane. I'm in my You Are Knuff hoodie. We look like, this is for millennials out there, you're going to love this. We look like you're the news reporter and I'm that Australian partier who threw that party that was so crazy that it like-
Starting point is 00:01:53 You like surfed that wave that you shouldn't have surfed and you got arrested for it. No, there's this old video where they interviewed this Australian kid who partied so hard, he ruined a house, whatever. And they're like, what do you say to kids out there at parties?
Starting point is 00:02:08 He's like, don't throw a pot at yourself. Have me throw it for you. And they're like, they hated this guy. Stop. This guy was not sorry for throwing the greatest rager ever. But I'm dressed like it. Can I pitch our rom-com? So I'm the reporter.
Starting point is 00:02:21 You're that guy. And then all of a sudden it's like, you come over and you're like, mate, honestly, can I come over? And I'm the reporter you're that guy and then all of a sudden it's like you come over you're like my honestly like can I come over and I'm like you you can't it's just me living here and this won't work I have to get up at 5 a.m like this won't work and then all of a sudden I've changed I stopped brushing my hair we on your way to the scene like your car breaks down and then like like my party van like drives up and I'm like, oh, do you need a ride? And you're like, oh, fine. Fine. But we're not going to talk. But we're not going to talk.
Starting point is 00:02:48 And he's like, why are you wearing all that watch and stuff? Why are you wearing a watch? Because I have places to be. What about you? My arms are crossed. That movie in the 90s
Starting point is 00:02:57 would do so well. I would probably watch it every year. Okay. Have you ever taken personality quizzes? Oh, honey, yes. I had three sisters.
Starting point is 00:03:08 We always had magazines that we borrowed. You never go and buy a magazine. Like, we were not the type that would buy, like, Vogue or anything. Okay. But friends of friends or, like, hairdresser or nail salons would always have magazines, and they would always have personality tests in it. Or, like, is the guy into you? Or like, mainly how to get a guy.
Starting point is 00:03:29 Okay. So this is like Tiger Beat. What is that? It's like a tween girls magazine. Yeah. It was big back in... Yeah. Tiger Beat?
Starting point is 00:03:41 Tiger Beat. Never heard of this in my life. And what's the other one? There was a... J-14. Oh, was a J-14. Oh, yeah, J-14. Okay. Yes, yes, pretty much.
Starting point is 00:03:48 Okay. Like Teen Vogue and all that stuff. Okay, yeah, yeah. 17, or what was it called? 17? There was a whole bunch. 17 Magazine. So I grew up on taking these tests,
Starting point is 00:03:58 but I will say if I look back at these tests, I'm like, oh, my God. They were really all about what to wear, what to do to get a guy. Yeah. Mainly. They weren't like, well god they were they were really all about like what to wear what to do to get a guy yeah mainly they weren't like well they probably are some of the tests that are on here too like what disney princess are you buzzfeed though that's a different era but they were never like meyer briggs no meyers briggs test inside of a j14 magazine could you imagine? You just are going through 17 Magazine. There's just a Rorschach page.
Starting point is 00:04:27 It was like, what is this? Why are my parents fighting on this page? I guess I'm like a slut. It's so weird. That's the result of your Myers-Briggs? I'm a slut who has a career. All right. All right.
Starting point is 00:04:39 It was like a couple months ago, someone here at Smosh was going around and doing that cube test for people. Where it's like you picture a field, then you picture a cube, and then you picture a horse, and you picture a ladder and all this stuff. We both got very different. We said very different things. It was a really cool test because it wasn't anything written down. She was just asking it.
Starting point is 00:04:59 Mine was I had like an iridescent cube. The ladder was attached to the cube. The cube was big, and the horse was out like in the wild, free. And then I had like clear skies. What was yours? Mine was a giant like metal cube, like solid metal up in the, floating in the air. Oh yeah. With a ladder that reaches up to the top of it and like a chestnut horse kind of roaming around near the cube.
Starting point is 00:05:30 And there was a lot of... What were your skies? I want to say it was clear. Oh, remember the other question? Was a storm coming in? And I pictured a storm coming from a distance. Okay. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:05:40 And I remember the results were like, okay, I see that. Yeah. It made sense. And I was shocked at how different everyone's answer was. Yeah, me too. Really cool, though. Before we get into these, I know Myers-Briggs has even said, don't use these tests for hiring purposes.
Starting point is 00:05:56 These aren't, always use it with a grain of salt. None of these are very, very, very accurate, especially when you're answering it for yourself, because your self-perception can be off. i think it's hard to answer for yourself because i wish some of them had timers because i think sometimes we answer what we want ourselves to answer like oh i do want to be more like that but i think the best way to answer is just completely honestly with not a lot of time yeah i would love us to just like not harp on it too much when we start taking it. Okay.
Starting point is 00:06:26 Okay. That's fine. Let's just not talk for the next hour. What? That's not what I said. Let's get into the first one. Okay. What Disney princess are you?
Starting point is 00:06:36 Everyone wants to know this. Everyone wants to know what Disney princess are you? Okay. First of all, what's your favorite Disney princess? My favorite Disney princess? Yeah. That's tough, man. Mulan's pretty dope.
Starting point is 00:06:47 Oh, yeah. Okay. She's fucking badass. Yeah, I mean. That's a good one. It's hard to, it's hard. They're all, there's not ones that I hate. I like them all.
Starting point is 00:06:56 Well, Ariel, you know, left her whole family just for a man. That's true. But she's fine. She's cool. I would say Jasmine is mine. Okay. That's true But she's fine She's cool I would say Jasmine is mine Okay Just because when I was little I always like wanted to be a part of that Like just the colors and the architecture
Starting point is 00:07:12 And the style and the vibes And it almost felt like there was like magic And I loved it She had a large cat Which could probably kill one Yeah, having a tiger is pretty sick Yeah So the first question here is
Starting point is 00:07:23 What is your favorite Disney movie? Oh, it doesn't even list mine on here. We get only a few answers. We have Hunchback of Notre Dame, Robin Hood, Aristocats, Lion King, Love Bug, Freaky Friday, The Sword in the Stone, Lady and the Tramp, and The Black Cauldron. Oh, my God. Okay. I guess out of all of these, I'm going to say Lion King. You know what I'm going to say?
Starting point is 00:07:46 The Hunchback of Notre Dame. Although if you've watched it recently, it is messed up. I cannot believe we watched that as children. Oh, that movie's messed up. It's really messed up. Your enemies are probably envious of your industriousness, looks. I don't have enemies. Termination, dreams, wealth, bravery, demeanor, passions. I think my enemies are probably, I think my enemies are envious of my, I don't have enemies. I don't have enemies. Okay, you're crazy, man.
Starting point is 00:08:14 Mine is, you don't know. Mine's my determination. You're so fucked. What are you most scared of? Ooh, losing my job is high up there being alone saying goodbye to friends pop quizzes global warming scissors corporations war being alone standing still being alone 100 what are you most scared of oh i love being alone i love being like being alone is fine but like being alone it being alone. That's fucking with you.
Starting point is 00:08:45 I love alone time, but forever? I would say most scared of probably war. Oh, that is bad, though. You know what? Now that I think about it. No. No. I think I was thinking too much of just, like, in my personal life, but in general.
Starting point is 00:09:03 No. But war would be worse than, like. I think you should choose being alone. Let's see what personal life, but in general. No. But war would be worse than like. I think you should choose being alone. Let's see what Disney princess you are, hon. Global warming and war. Click the thing that you originally went with. Okay. Being alone.
Starting point is 00:09:13 What do you look for in a soulmate? Loyalty, steadfastness, passion, bravery, kindness, beauty, humor, a sense of adventure, wealth. I think, I think kindness is probably like the number one. I look for a lot of those. Me too, me too. This is tough. Kindness is absolutely.
Starting point is 00:09:31 But you don't want kindness to equal boring. Okay. That's not always the case. I think I'm going to go with a sense of adventure. Or passion. No. Passion. Okay.
Starting point is 00:09:45 That makes sense for you. Yeah. That makes sense for you. Yeah. That makes sense. You're going with kindness? I'm going with kindness. Then that makes sense for you. Choose an animal to talk to. Ooh.
Starting point is 00:09:52 I like how one of the answers is animals can't talk. Ooh, a shark could be sick. Okay, so it's phoenix, bluebird, mouse, meerkat, warthog, animals can't talk, cockatoo, shark is great. Opossum? Opossum? Opossum, yeah. Okay.
Starting point is 00:10:10 The problem is sharks are apparently really dumb. They're basically like a machine. I'm trying to pick what's going to be. A mouse could be really funny to talk to. A phoenix, though. I'm going to go with a phoenix. That's just badass. A phoenix, though. I'm going to go with a phoenix. Okay. That's just badass. A phoenix is sick.
Starting point is 00:10:26 I kind of feel like I want to talk to a meerkat. I know that sounds weird. Do it. But a bluebird can fly all over the world and give messages. That's true. A meerkat's going to be super anxious, though. Oh, yeah.
Starting point is 00:10:39 Fuck that. They're going to be looking around. You're so right. What's going on? You're so right. You see that over there? Okay, a bluebird. What do you like to do with your time off?
Starting point is 00:10:46 You could go camping, just get out of town, get together with my family, lie around. I'm always working. Oh, Jesus. Play video games, burn the candle at both ends, LARP, or go to the beach. Ooh, I know mine immediately. I want to say go to the beach. Me too. But I think I'm going to say play video games.
Starting point is 00:11:04 Okay. You're an inside guy. Okay. I do go to the beach. You too. But I think I'm going to say play video games. Okay. You're an inside guy. Okay. I do go to the beach sometimes. No, I think it's great. Click what your heart desires. Yours is go to the beach? Yeah.
Starting point is 00:11:15 What is the secret to true love? There's a bunch of answers here. Communication is one of them, and I think that's the answer. Ooh. Communication is the secret. Humor, understanding. I'll know when I the answer. Ooh. Communication is the secret. Humor, understanding. I'll know when I find out. Ooh.
Starting point is 00:11:26 Understanding, though, is basically the same as communication. Compassion. Acceptance. I'm picking communication. Communication. I also want to go with chemistry, though. That's. I do love communication.
Starting point is 00:11:40 But I think what's the secret? Because like. Oh, the secret to true love. And I think it's communication. I think, the secret to true love. Communication. I think you're right. Where would you like to have a first date? Watch them be like, none of you guys are princesses. I'm picking coffee shop for first date.
Starting point is 00:11:53 That's my go-to. So movie theater, bar, club? Yeah, go to the club. Park, zoo, no thank you. Coffee shop is a great one. Restaurant, I don't have time to date. I love all the answers that are clearly for one specific character. Wait, who is it for?
Starting point is 00:12:10 The one who's like, I'm always working. Mulan? No. Is it Belle? I do love Belle. Belle's a great one. I do love Belle. Okay, mine, I'm going to say first date.
Starting point is 00:12:25 Shit. You know what? I'm going to say bar. Fuck it. Okay. I get that. Yeah, bar. Pick a singer.
Starting point is 00:12:32 Got Lorde, Willow Smith, Miley Cyrus, Christina Aguilera, Miles Davis. Okay. Not a singer. Beyonce, Mariah Carey, Bruno Mars, and Lana Del Rey. Who put together this quiz? If Miles Davis tried to sing through his trumpet, that'd be awesome. Maybe that's a trick question. Okay, am I wrong?
Starting point is 00:12:53 Did Miles Davis sing? I thought Miles Davis just played the trumpet. I think you are going to pick Christina Aguilera. I think I'm going to go ahead and pick. You're probably right. I'm going to pick Miles and pick. You're probably right. I'm going to pick Miles Davis because that's funny. Is it funny or is it truthful? I don't know.
Starting point is 00:13:10 I'm going to choose Christina Aguilera. I think you're exactly right. What is your happily ever after? Having good friends, finding my equal, achieving my dreams, having a job I love, being in a caring relationship, living in a mansion, finding inner peace. I'm not sure yet. Traveling the world. Ooh, okay.
Starting point is 00:13:28 Achieving my dreams is all of them. Yeah, I agree. And that's one of the answers. Being in a caring relationship. I'm going to say finding inner peace. Oh, that's so nice. Okay, I got my answer. Okay.
Starting point is 00:13:40 They gave me my answer, so I'm not going to tell you. I want you to guess. Damn it. Okay, so I would have probably said Traveling the World like 10 years ago, but that is a lonely game. So I'm going to say Achieving My Dreams. Okay. All right.
Starting point is 00:13:53 Oh. Okay, who do you think I got? I think you got the one from Frozen. Anna? No, I didn't. You didn't? I didn't. Who'd you get?
Starting point is 00:14:05 Tiana. Tiana. Oh. Tiana, you are confident and have set clear goals that you intend on reaching no matter what the obstacle. People consider you to be the resolute and fearless with a heart of gold. Pretty good. Oh, yeah, baby.
Starting point is 00:14:19 Who do I think you are? I feel like it's obvious. It is? Mm-hmm. I feel like it's obvious. I want to Mm-hmm. I feel like it's obvious. I want to say Ariel, but it's not because you didn't choose Shark. Which Disney princess am I? Oh, my God.
Starting point is 00:14:36 It's going to be obvious. Everyone in the comments. Cinderella? I'm not Cinderella. Snow White? No. Belle. Belle?
Starting point is 00:14:44 Belle. That's who I want to be. Well, too bad. Read some books. Where the people are. Read some books. Yeah, you're right. Belle and I, yeah, we're not.
Starting point is 00:14:53 Okay. I'm Tiana. I talk to a frog. I think that's pretty great. Wow, you're Belle. That's really nice. I know. It's pretty awesome.
Starting point is 00:14:59 Can't wait for you to find your beast. Yeah, thanks. I'm going to find my inner beast. Bring in our guest mr beast is here next up we have what career should you actually have oh let's do that what career should you actually have okay i love this what would you spend your tax refund on uh one of the answers is how much is a yacht? Books, piles of books That's what you would do?
Starting point is 00:15:28 That's one of the answers I think I like that Ooh, invest it though Give it to a charity Down payment on a Range Rover An exotic vacation is there And I think I'm I know
Starting point is 00:15:41 I wish it wasn't a yacht I wish it was like a schooner boat. Like a yacht is too much. Like what if it's just a boat, man? Yeah, you're not going to get that. I'm going to go with a vacation. I'm going to go. How much is a yacht?
Starting point is 00:15:54 You're not going to get a yacht. That's one of those silly answers. That's not a real answer. I'm going to go with an exotic vacation. The next one is pick a Trilogy. The obvious answer is Lord of the Rings. That's the answer. But I do love The Matrix and The Godfather.
Starting point is 00:16:12 OG Star Wars is there too. I'm picking Lord of the Rings. That's the best trilogy of all time and it's really not even up for date. I will agree with you. But you're allowed to pick a different one. No, it's okay. Lord of the Rings. But you're allowed to pick a different one. No, no, no. It's okay. Lord of the Rings.
Starting point is 00:16:26 What would you bring on a deserted island? Ooh. Food and water is one of the answers. That's going to go quick. Yeah. You got to get a Kindle. A Kindle is another one of the answers. A book of crossword puzzles.
Starting point is 00:16:41 I'm picking food and water. I'm picking a friend. Okay. That is the other good answer. So we could find food and water. I'm picking a friend. Okay. That is the other good. So we could find food and water. So you can bring a friend for them to die. Yes, I can eat them.
Starting point is 00:16:53 Who is your dream dinner guest? Ooh. Oh. Jane Goodall would be awesome. I like, I'm not going to say the name. But she might like fall asleep at seven. I'm not going to say the names, but like some of these people are on there and they've been canceled since. And I'm like, I don't know. Yeah, I agree.
Starting point is 00:17:15 You know what? I'm going to say Oscar Wilde is on there. I'm going to bring him back from the dead because I think that'd be really funny. Is Maya Rudolph canceled? No. Great. Maya Rudolph would be hilarious. I'm going to choose her. I figured. I'm picking Oscar Wild think that'd be really funny. Is Maya Rudolph canceled? No. Great. Maya Rudolph would be hilarious. I'm going to choose her.
Starting point is 00:17:26 I figured. I'm picking Oscar Wilde. That's really funny. It's so sad none of us chose like the Dalai Lama or Jane Goodall, but you know what? They wouldn't last their dinner. No, they're not going to be interested. They're going to go to bed. All right.
Starting point is 00:17:39 Pick the word that best describes you. Ooh. I think for you. Yeah. I think passionate. Is passionate on there? Passionate's on there. It's in very small text.
Starting point is 00:17:50 Oh, passionate is good. I think for me, maybe. Wait, can I tell you? Yeah. Adventurous or yeah, yeah. Okay. Or critical thinker. It feels, I.
Starting point is 00:18:04 Which one were you going to say? Critical thinker, I was kind of thinking. I'm going to say passionate. All right. What city should you actually live in? Ooh. I think you would live in Barcelona or Paris. Barcelona would be my answer.
Starting point is 00:18:20 I think that's where you should actually live. I think that you are exactly right. For me? Yeah. Yep. Out of all of those, I was going to say Rio de Janeiro, but no. I don't see that being. I see that where you'd visit.
Starting point is 00:18:31 Barcelona? Yes, probably. What about for me? For you, either London, Tokyo. Okay. Ooh, this is hard. There's a lot of good answers here. Or Portland.
Starting point is 00:18:43 I don't know why. Portland? Okay, let's say Portland. I don't know why. Portland? Okay, let's say Portland. I feel it. Okay, okay. Pick a magazine. Ooh. Oh, I already know mine.
Starting point is 00:18:52 Oh, is Esquire on here? Actually, I'm going... Okay. Is Sports Illustrated on here? Okay. I think it's Sports Illustrated. Is People Magazine here? No, it's not, which is fucked up.
Starting point is 00:19:02 I'm going to pick the only one that I am subscribed to. Scientific American? That is correct. I knew it. I knew it. Okay. I love that for you. They have articles about dinosaurs and space.
Starting point is 00:19:14 I love that for you. You know what I'm going to choose? But I do like National Geographic a lot as well. What do you think I'm going to choose? I think you're going to pick Vogue. No. No, Reader's Digest? No.
Starting point is 00:19:23 The New Yorker? Yeah. I love The New Yorker. You like their comics? So what's so weird is The New Yorker and New York Times, you have to pay to get them. Yeah. But I said the other day, I was like, I kind of want to pay to get them. I love them.
Starting point is 00:19:39 Okay. Isn't that crazy? That's not crazy. It's a magazine. God, I'm so cool. What do you look for in a workplace? Ooh. Ooh.
Starting point is 00:19:49 I have no idea for you. A good challenge? Probably. Oh, I know my answer, though. Your answer is job security? Oh. Okay. No.
Starting point is 00:20:01 No. No. No. No. No. Risk-taking environment? No. No. I knew it. I knew it wasn't that one, actually. I knew it. Amanda. Flexibility. It's not flexibility. Well, flexibility. All of these are good. Okay. But there's one that I'm like, okay, I'm going to pick that one above all of
Starting point is 00:20:15 them. A focus mission. No. Okay. Interesting coworkers. I was going to say that. I was. Well, you picked five others first, so. I was. Pick a genre. I already know. I've been in the zone. Pick a genre. I've been in this one lately. Yours is sci-fi fantasy? Yeah.
Starting point is 00:20:30 Yeah. What's mine? Yours is, I'm having loading issues. I'm going to pick documentary. No. No? No. Okay. Thriller.
Starting point is 00:20:42 Yes. Okay. Absolutely. Pick a social network. Okay. Hereiller. Yes. Okay. Absolutely. Pick a social network. Okay. Here's our options. Be real. Be real is one of the options.
Starting point is 00:20:51 Tumblr, Facebook, Pinterest, Reddit, Instagram, Twitter, Letterboxd, Snapchat. Okay. I feel like I unfortunately have to pick Reddit. I knew you were going to say that. And that sucks. Yeah. Because that's going to really mess up my answer. Your real career should be incel. Mine is Instagram. I will say I like
Starting point is 00:21:09 Instagram. It's great to take breaks from, but I understand it. Oh, okay. Okay. Okay. Your job, your job, detective. I wish because this is a job I would never do. I would, I, I would never do this job that I got. You would never do this. Okay. Executioner. You said I wouldn't. I'm just kidding. Okay. It's because I'm scared of this job. You're scared. I'm kind of
Starting point is 00:21:35 scared of this job. Okay. I'm too stupid for this job. Is your... Okay. Lawyer? What? I like how I'm like, okay, that also fits, but... Wait, wait, wait, wait, lawyer? What? I like how I'm like, okay, that also fits, but. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. Environmentalist?
Starting point is 00:21:50 Like, uh, like, uh. Closer. Jane Goodall? The answer's Jane Goodall. Uh, no, uh, mine is astronaut. Mine is astronaut. We both got astronaut? Yeah.
Starting point is 00:22:03 What if that's the only answer? Uh, Selena also got astronaut. I think we've been duped? Yeah. What if that's the only answer? Selena also got astronaut. I think we've been duped. Okay, I think it's the only answer. And I think that's the only answer for this one. Selena's been taking the test with us, so that's awesome. And it's just that you are an astronaut. You are an explorer.
Starting point is 00:22:16 You are curious about the world around you and the way it works. You look at things closely and often with a different perspective than everyone else. You're quite unique. Lucky you is what it says. Everyone here at Smosh is an astronaut. We like to say that here. I have no interest in going to space unless the world is ending, and we have to. I would go to space if I could go for a little bit.
Starting point is 00:22:36 A little bit? Wait, a little bit? I'll go to space for a little bit. Like L-I-L bit? I don't want to go for a month. If I could go for a couple days, I would go to space, though. I'll go to space for a little bit. I'll go for a little bit. I don't want to go for a month. If I could go for a couple days, I would go to space, though. I'll go to space for a little bit. I'll go for a little bit.
Starting point is 00:22:50 When you're on a flight and you go really high, you're like, let's just go a little further. Come on, guys. Crank it up. I don't think you should go to space for a little bit. It's entirely possible to go to space for a little bit. Come on. Let's just go to space for a little bit. You on. Let's just go to space for a little bit.
Starting point is 00:23:05 You know those movies about astronauts that are like doing the exercises? I could never. I get really motion sickness. Honestly, no. I would never want to actually do it. Okay. Do we want to do this one? I'm actually very curious. What age are you for real? That one's really fun because if
Starting point is 00:23:21 it says I'm 60, then fuck y'all. What answer do you think we're going to get? I think both you and I are going to get over 50. I don't think so. I don't think so. I do think you're probably going to end up with... 18. No, I think you're going to end up with
Starting point is 00:23:37 45. Okay. Actually, you know what? I think I might end up with someone really young Okay Oh wow, the first question is Which best describes your weekly alcohol consumption? That's exactly why I just said I love how it's immediately like
Starting point is 00:23:55 How much are you drinking? Exactly why I just said 12 drinks average is a lot I like how that's the only answer Which you severely regret the next day 12 drinks average but consumed in a period of two days. Okay, this is not... These are...
Starting point is 00:24:08 Okay, to be... For context, we're not given many options here. Pretty much only drink when in drinks-related situations. That's not true. Half a bottle of wine. A whole bottle on a heavier week. I don't even like that sentence. A heavier week.
Starting point is 00:24:23 These suck. I'm just going to say a lot, probably. Why are we counting? I don't even like that sentence. I know. These are weak. These suck. I'm just going to say a lot probably. Why are we counting? I don't know. I'm just going to pick one of them. I'm going to say that none of them fit me. It's not a lot. I'm going to go with that.
Starting point is 00:24:35 I drink wine. So I'm just going to say heavier, weak one, even though I despise that sentence. I just picked like one of the 12. What did you do? 12 drinks? I picked the average, but it's not true. But I'm just picking. Yeah, I think you like one of the 12. What did you do? 12 drinks? Average, but it's not true, but I'm just picking. Yeah, I think you're right. All right. You've been invited to a friend's birthday party at a bar and it starts at 9.30 PM. You have no problem declining the invite.
Starting point is 00:24:57 Oh shit. You'll show up late. Let's see. Cool beans, man, is one of the answers. That's how it knows if I'm 30. Oh my God. What is wrong with this person? Why so late, but you still put on a good face? I would say 9.30 is not the worst thing in the world. It's not that bad. 9.30 is not. 10 or 11, like, you can F off. I'm going to say cool beans, man.
Starting point is 00:25:14 That's fine. I'm probably going to say 9.30, but you're out the door by 10.30, but that's not true. That depends on the person and the place. Yeah. I'm going to say cool beans, man. I'm going to say cool beans, man, too. I'm not going to think too much of that. Who is your best friend?
Starting point is 00:25:29 Best friend singularly? You have a couple. Yeah, me too. Significant other. The person you met when you were 24. TV. Ew. You have like a couple.
Starting point is 00:25:39 I have a couple. How in shape are you? Oh, hello. I'm pretty frickin' in shape, dude. I'm pretty in shape. Yeah, dude. You're training for a half marathon, so pretty. I'm not, but.
Starting point is 00:25:51 Ugh, everything hurts all the time. What the hell? There's not even an answer that's like. This quiz sucks. Good. Okay, yeah. This quiz is a piece of shit. What is Sassy Magazine?
Starting point is 00:26:00 What is Sassy Magazine? What? What is this quiz? An old person wrote this. A cool teen magazine you were slightly too old to read. No. A defunct teen magazine you learned about? One of the answers is what? And that
Starting point is 00:26:15 is my genuine response to that. Teen magazine you pretend. The last cool teen magazine you ever had the privilege of reading. Okay. Calm down. What? Yeah, me too. Do you think you're old? Nope. You're what you'd call mature? I think I'm going to answer nope because like, I know
Starting point is 00:26:31 there are people younger than me, but like old. I'm going to say I'm mature. I'll answer that too. Yeah, let's just both get astronaut. Yeah. Which social network do you prefer? Okay, well out of these
Starting point is 00:26:47 I'm going to say Twitter Which is sad Because Twitter does make It does piss me off a lot It sucks lately What drink do you order at a bar? Rum and coke God these answers suck man
Starting point is 00:27:00 It's rum and coke, rum and diet coke White wine, a craft beer, club soda. BuzzFeed, what's happening here? Craft beer is what I'm going to answer. I'm going to say white wine, I guess. Okay. And now they're going to turn me to be an 80-year-old. You're going to be 80 now.
Starting point is 00:27:13 Great. You have an extra $1,000. What do you do with the money? You buy a bed from West Elm. Oh, put it toward paying off your credit card. I'm going to say that too. That's what I would do. That's what I'm going to do.
Starting point is 00:27:28 If I had debt that I needed to pay off, I'm going to do that. Doing absolutely nothing is... Nice but impossible. A dream come true. Not cool. Great but being lazy gets to you. I'm going to say that. Now, is that like doing absolutely nothing, does that mean like not even watching TV or something?
Starting point is 00:27:44 Like sitting like doing absolutely nothing? Does that mean like not even watching TV or something? Like just sitting like in a room? I don't know because when people say I did nothing today, I think that still means that they watch TV or whatever. I'm going to say dream come true. That's pretty awesome. Cool. Not all the time, but like sometimes it's nice. Okay.
Starting point is 00:27:59 Which extravagance is most necessary in your life? Wine club. Wine club. Wine club. Organic foods. I would say clothing for me. Ooh, organic foods is pretty good. I'm going to say clothing. I'm going to say organic foods.
Starting point is 00:28:14 As you can tell by my hoodie, clothing is pretty cool. Very cool. Your goal for the next year is... To stay out of trouble. To make it through alive. Okay. To take more time off. Take more time off To make it through alive. Okay. To take more time off. Take more time off.
Starting point is 00:28:28 Agreed. Yeah. Okay. Oh my God. I knew it. Wait. Did you get two answers or one?
Starting point is 00:28:35 One. Okay, I got Oh boy. Okay. So I think yours 67. You're a nightmare. No.
Starting point is 00:28:45 What did I say before? What did I say I thought was going to happen? 47. Young. No, you said that. You said 18. Are you 18? I'm 19.
Starting point is 00:28:59 Oh, my God. You fancy yourself a Johnny Knoxville, and you know what 1D means. 1D? I love this quiz. Wait, what does 1D mean? I don't know. One direction? This quiz is psychotic.
Starting point is 00:29:13 Let me guess yours. No, what's so funny is this quiz was definitely made in like 2010 or something. Yeah. You have two? Okay, no. All right, I got my actual answer. I know what it is. It's one.
Starting point is 00:29:24 What do you think it is it is. It's one. It's one. What do you think it is? 45. It's 45. Shut up! It's 45. Yeah, right? Because it says your real age is 27 going on 45. Ah.
Starting point is 00:29:37 So I'm 45 years old. What do they write for you? It says the only thing you like better than going to bed very early is proclaiming to the world that you are going to bed very early because you are old. 45 is not that old. Oh, man. I knew it. So you're 45, I'm 19.
Starting point is 00:29:55 Great. There it is. There it is. All right. Do we want to do a legitimate test now? Let's do a personality test. So we have here the Myers-Briggs, which is a very famous personality test. I've never taken it, which is kind of surprising considering it's, you know, in the psychology world, it's known.
Starting point is 00:30:13 Pretty big one. I don't know how accurate it is, but it's a determinator. It determines something about your personality. Yep. Okay. It gives you like the four letter, like E-F-N-T or something like that. All right. So here you will find out what we are.
Starting point is 00:30:33 You regularly make new friends. Okay. And there's like a, it's a scale of like. Most agree to. To disagree, to agree. I'm going to say somewhat agree on that. I'm going to say somewhat agree on that. I'm going to say pretty much agree. Although lately I've
Starting point is 00:30:49 become a little bit colder to make friends immediately, though. Like if you saw a complete stranger, you'll start rubbing their arm. Just hug them. It's actually true. It's true. And people are like, hey, I'd like to take you out sometime. I was like, oh, no, I'm married.
Starting point is 00:31:05 They're like, you. What the hell? You're like, he's my friend. Yeah. You spend a lot of your free time exploring various random topics that pique your interest. Ooh, absolutely. That's definitely you. Strong agree.
Starting point is 00:31:16 I think you're definitely an agree of some sort. Yeah, I'm a, like, middle agree. Okay. Seeing other people cry can easily make you feel like you want to cry too. Agree 100% for me. Yeah. I think you are agree but not fully. Yeah, I think I'm like the middle agree.
Starting point is 00:31:37 Yeah, because I've cried in front of you a lot and you don't shed a single tear. No, that's not true. You do get emotional. It does affect you. I think I try to hold it back, but you often make a backup plan for a backup plan. Ooh. I think that's a somewhat agree for me. I somewhat agree with that.
Starting point is 00:31:54 You often make a backup plan for a backup plan. Yeah, I, yeah. You usually stay calm even under a lot of pressure. Depends on what kind of pressure. Same. Same. Like when I've gotten into car accidents, I'm surprisingly calm. Me too. Or when like an earthquake happens, I don't
Starting point is 00:32:14 freak out. It's the little things that I... It's like if I have a lot of work to do. Like if I'm behind on producing one of these episodes, I start to freak out a little bit. Yes. So I'm gonna say like a light... I'm gonna say the'm going to say, I'm going to say like a light. I'm going to say the lowest amount of agree. I'm going to do the same.
Starting point is 00:32:29 At social events, you rarely try to introduce yourself to new people and mostly talk to the ones you already know. That's a strong agree for me. And I feel like a disagree for you. It's a strong disagree for me. Yeah, you are so outgoing. I love talking to random people. It's my favorite thing.
Starting point is 00:32:41 You and Ian are two people I know who are so good at it. And I am just so bad. I'm so bad at it, man are two people I know who are so good at it, and I am just so bad. I'm so bad at it, man. I don't know that you're bad at it. I just feel like you just don't do it as much. I don't do it. Exactly. I actually think you're great at it, but I just don't
Starting point is 00:32:57 think you actually do it enough. Yeah, you're so right. Because you have so much that you could talk about. What's funny, I wanted to bring up Tommy. I never brought it up to Tommy. But Tommy has made those roasts about me not having normal conversations several times. And whenever he said it, I'm like, yeah, it's so true. I feel like I can't hold a normal conversation.
Starting point is 00:33:18 I completely disagree. I disagree. I think what it is is that I think you naturally are like, oh, God, here we go. I'm very in my head. Before you do it, which you don't need to be because I have seen you. I've seen you chat with H like the first time you met him. And some people chat with my husband and they're like, I don't know what's happening here. He has like a thick accent and sometimes he doesn't always like smile at everything you say so people get concerned.
Starting point is 00:33:46 I think that maybe that put less pressure on you. Maybe you enjoyed it. So get out there. I want to throw you out to a random room of people. Throw me out there. You prefer to completely finish one project before starting another.
Starting point is 00:34:02 I'm going to say mostly agree on that. I do like to focus on one thing at a time. I multitask a lot.. I'm going to say mostly agree on that. I do like to focus on one thing at a time. I multitask a lot. So I'm going to say disagree not fully. You are very sentimental? Yes. Extremely. I'm trying to think. I feel like I'm mostly there. I don't think I'm fully
Starting point is 00:34:17 sentimental. I think I'm either a light agree or middle agree. Yeah. I think you're a I don't know. I'm going to say middle agree. Middle agree. Yeah. I feel like maybe a... I think you're a... Oh, I don't know. I'm going to say middle agree. Middle agree. Because I can't fully...
Starting point is 00:34:29 You like to use organizing tools like schedules and lists. Love it. Yeah, I do like it. I'm not always the best at it, but I love them. I need it. I want to be better at them. Color coding. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:34:38 Game changer. Even a small mistake can cause you to doubt your overall abilities and knowledge. Yes. Yeah, that's a strong agree for me, unfortunately. I kind of agree, too. You feel comfortable just walking up to someone you find interesting and striking a conversation. Yes. Strong disagree for me.
Starting point is 00:34:56 I cannot. Strong agree. Strong disagree for me. I can't. I can't wait to talk to people. I am so scared to talk to people. Random place. I do not go up and talk to people.
Starting point is 00:35:04 I sit there and think about talking to them, and then I don't wait to do this. I am so scared to talk to people. Random place. I do not go up and talk to people. I sit there and think about talking to them, and then I don't. Oh, I can't wait. I'm just going to go to a public place with you, and then I'm going to walk up. We're going to walk up to a person, and I'm going to walk away. I will disintegrate. And you're going to be there. I will disintegrate. You'll come back in the back.
Starting point is 00:35:19 He spontaneously combusted in front of us. He's here. He's just ash. You are not too interested in discussing various interpretations and analysis of creative works. Disagree. I love talking about all of the analysis. Oh, I absolutely love that. Analyses. Analyses.
Starting point is 00:35:38 You are more inclined to follow your head than your heart. Middle agree on that for me. I slightly disagree. Depends on the context. I think now I more slightly disagree because I used to follow my head a bunch and now I'm following my gut. I think I'm a mostly logical person.
Starting point is 00:36:00 Yeah. You usually prefer to just doing what you feel like at any given moment instead of planning a particular daily routine. person. Yeah. You usually prefer to just doing what you feel like at any given moment instead of planning a particular daily routine. I think I'm a mostly disagree on that. This is tricky for me because that used to be me like, no, this is my daily routine. I can't stray away. And lately I've been like, yes, I can. And so I'm doing a light disagree on that. Should I say usually prefer to just, oh, I'm doing a light agree. Okay. What should I say? I usually prefer to just, oh, I'm doing a light agree.
Starting point is 00:36:26 Okay. Okay. You rarely worry about whether you make a good impression on people you meet. Oh. Yours is. Super disagree. I worry about it forever. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:36:36 Still thinking about some of them from years ago. All right. Tell me who they are, and we're going to go find them. I'm going to leave you there, and I'm going to walk away. I'm going to slightly. That barista who said, enjoy your coffee, and I said, to go find them. I'm going to leave you there, and I'm going to walk away. That barista who said, enjoy your coffee, and I said, you too. Fuck. Hey, do you remember this man, Shade?
Starting point is 00:36:51 Hi, how's it going? He enjoyed his coffee, and he can't sleep. And then I said, you would enjoy your coffee too, but you weren't drinking coffee. She's like, oh, yeah, I couldn't sleep either. She's like, how'd you find my new job at this insurance company? We're like, we tracked you down on LinkedIn. She's like, you guys are creepy, and I'm arrest insurance company? We're like, we tracked you down on LinkedIn. She's like, you guys are creepy and I'm arresting you.
Starting point is 00:37:08 I'm like, okay, this went well. You enjoy participating in group activities. Oh, yeah. Strong agree. I love group activities. See, you love group activities, but... Yeah, but it's like... Other people are there. If there's some structure, then it makes it easier.
Starting point is 00:37:23 You like books and movies that make you come up with your own interpretation of the ending. Oh, yeah. Strong agree. I love that. I don't love one that it's like it ends and you're like, oh, did he go? I don't know. I love that. I hate that. I love it sometimes. Disagree. Your happiness comes more from helping others
Starting point is 00:37:40 accomplish things than your own accomplishments. My old self would have said agree 100%, but I realized that that wasn't a good boundary. So I'm going to, although I do love when people, I do love helping people accomplish things a lot. I do. I think the problem is that both.
Starting point is 00:37:56 I think I'm going to go with a. Slightly agree. I'm going to go with a slightly agree on that as well. Do you notice on the bottom that 1.5 million people shared this test? That's crazy. This is a big test. You are interested in so many things that you find it difficult to choose what to try next. Strong agree for me.
Starting point is 00:38:15 Slight agree. I'm really interested in what I'm doing right now. I wish I could freeze time so that I could read a bunch of books and watch a bunch of movies, TV shows, stuff, and then I could go back because there's not enough time. Yeah. It makes me so sad whenever I'm at a bookstore.
Starting point is 00:38:32 There's not enough time in my life to read all these. Oh, that's so upsetting. You know what? You need a 10-day vacation where you don't have to talk to anyone. This is opposite of the other thing. And you just read a million books. Dude, I've been reading so much lately. You're a good reader.
Starting point is 00:38:50 I love it. You are prone to worrying that things will take a turn for the worse. Strong agree? I don't know. That used to be me 24-7. I used to walk down the street and feel happy and then be like, oh God, something bad is going to happen. I'm less feeling about that, but it's still there.
Starting point is 00:39:06 So I'm going to say middle. I feel like you're not too – I don't feel like you worry about it. You seem like you're very, like, let's go for it. Yeah. I think the old me definitely did. Interesting. I'm way more – It's so interesting to meet you at a different age because I've only known you like you are yeah I think if you met me
Starting point is 00:39:26 when I was 25 I would still be I would be wilder but I think if you really got to know me I definitely was a lot more stressed out interesting and a lot more like put so much pressure on myself to get things done I mean I used to be way more stressed out too. I feel like the hope is that as you get older, you lose some of that stress that you figure yourself out a little bit. You just have to figure out what's the point of that stress. That's kind of where I'm at. You avoid leadership roles in group settings. I think for me, that's a middle agree.
Starting point is 00:39:57 I think I do avoid it. Once I'm in a leadership role, I feel like I can take it on and do it. But I do avoid it. There's a lot of times where I'm asked, like, oh, feel like I can take it on and do it, but I do avoid it. There's a lot of times where I'm asked, like, oh, do you want to take charge of that? And I'm like, oh, I'll do it. You wouldn't get voted off Survivor then. That's true. That's my thing. That's why I'm doing all of this
Starting point is 00:40:16 is so that I can eventually end up on Survivor and do well. I will say if people are like, well, it depends on the group. If they're wishy-washy, like, well, what do you think? I'd be like, alright, I'm getting in there. Let me take over. So I'm going to say slight agree, because I don't mind being the leader of a group, but...
Starting point is 00:40:32 You are definitely not an artistic type of person. Disagree wholeheartedly. We can't do that. We are artists. You think the world would be a better place if people relied more on rationality and less on their feelings. I
Starting point is 00:40:47 think that for me is a that's a very complicated question. It's a slight agree because I think that that would help out, you know, everything. I think it's a middle agree to me because for me, doubt is based in
Starting point is 00:41:03 logic and I think the world needs more like i think a lot of leaders and stuff need more doubt yeah they are just going with what they think is i agree you prefer to do your chores before allowing yourself to relax uh strong agree strong agree i can't always i can't i also grew up that way my mom had a list of chores so it was like every saturday we did a list of chores before we could relax interesting also the relaxing feels better after you i've learned man like i i just know i won't relax like i i can try i will be thinking about it you enjoy watching people argue fully disagree i think mine is a middle disagree well okay sometimes sometimes if it's strangers if it's strangers and it's just like a funny argument but that's why it's a middle disagree.
Starting point is 00:41:46 I still don't love it. It's a middle disagree. I don't love it. I'm not going to sit there and really enjoy it. You tend to avoid drawing attention to yourself. This is tricky. That's tricky. If I'm working, I love attention. a lot of people who know me really well know this about myself. My friends will try to embarrass me at coffee shops
Starting point is 00:42:06 or do weird accents or goofy things, and I curl up into a ball. I do not like the attention. I'm like, okay, I just want to be a normal person here. That's actually, outside of here, when I'm not at Smosh, I am really, I want to be invisible. I don't want to be invisible.
Starting point is 00:42:25 I would love to just not be seen. I just want to do my thing. So then what would you choose? I'm going to put a strong, I'm going to put a middle agree. You tend to avoid drawing attention to yourself. I'm going to do a slight disagree. I don't know. I think you're just, I don't think you're someone who thinks about it too much.
Starting point is 00:42:45 I don't think about it too much. I will say, though, if I'm going out and I'm having, like, a day where I feel like I could burst into tears at any moment, I do not want. But also, like, if I'm traveling, like, I do not. Oh, airport. You feel it. You feel the eyes on you and you're like, don't ask me where I'm headed. Please don't ask me where I'm headed please don't ask airport gym
Starting point is 00:43:05 anywhere like that i'm like please i don't oh don't same your mood can change very quickly i agree for me i think mine's a middle agree i'm gonna agree i could literally be like psyched one moment and then sobbing the next actually not what not one in here. Mine's a slight agree. I think I am. I think it takes a lot for me to shift to that degree. You lose patience with people who are not as efficient as you. I agree with that a little. I think I'm a slight agree.
Starting point is 00:43:37 I'm a slight agree. I think my patience is pretty good, but it depends on what it is and what the context is. But I'm gonna say a slight agree in general. I'm going to say a slight agree more towards really agree. It's, ah. You often end up doing things at the last possible moment. No, never.
Starting point is 00:43:54 I don't think that's me either, but it depends. I'm going to say a slight disagree. I'm going to say a disagree. Actually, I'm going to say a light disagree. I'm going to say a sort, like a, yeah, light disagree. You have always been fascinated by the question of what, if anything, happens after death. Fully agree. Fully agree. 100%.
Starting point is 00:44:13 I've been told I need to watch the movie Past Lives. Was it you who told me that? No, but I want to see it too. Okay. I think it's great. Cool. Maybe you should see it in a group of strangers. No, that's okay.
Starting point is 00:44:22 I think I'm going to see it completely by myself in a cave with nobody else around. I'll let you know. You usually prefer to be around others rather than on your own. I'm going to say a slight disagree. I'm middle, but I think a slight disagree. Okay. You become bored or lose interest when the discussion gets highly theoretical. No, I think I'm middle disagree.
Starting point is 00:44:44 I'm middle disagree. I middle disagree. You find it easy to empathize with a person whose experiences are very different from yours. Yeah, I agree. I think my empathy is... In fact, I enjoy listening to that. You usually postpone finalizing decisions for as long as possible.
Starting point is 00:45:00 No, I might disagree. I think mine's a slight agree. Actually... Actually, I think mine's a slight agree actually actually I think mine's a middle agree I think I'm pretty bad I'm pretty bad at it I've been working on it this year
Starting point is 00:45:10 of like okay if I'm scared of something I'm like I gotta I gotta jump into it deal with it but my inclination is to push it off oh not me
Starting point is 00:45:19 I like can't sleep unless I fucking make a decision you rarely second guess the choices that you have made. Strong disagree. I second guess freaking every single thing you do. I slightly disagree.
Starting point is 00:45:29 After a long and exhausting week, a lively social event is just what you need. Disagree. So you don't, you would say disagree. I would say disagree. Like I said, this, this test, I'm glad I'm taking it again. Cause I, I very much changed after. Because our long week is all social. I'm not working in an office.
Starting point is 00:45:53 It's all social. I feel that so much because I often judge myself when I go home and I'm like, I don't want to go out there and be with people. But my job is to talk and be loud all day. And I don't have a high social meter. There's a lot of videos that I watch back and I'm like, oh, my meter was depleted and I was just running on fumes in that episode. We need to add it to our schedule. Introvertedness needs to be a part of our schedule.
Starting point is 00:46:22 Like working out also needs to be a part of introvertedness because I see myself too. And then I get, that's when I get kind of like snappy, like, ugh, do you know? And so I will say social events midweek though, I do enjoy. Okay, yeah, that can be nice. Like a Friday after the end of the week.
Starting point is 00:46:40 Oh, Friday's good. Friday, if I'm like, we're still going, let's just keep it going. Yes. And that way Saturday I can wake up and know that I'm not doing anything. Damn, this is a long test. Let's keep it going. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:46:50 Did I say it was 10 minutes? I think. Well, it's okay. But we're talking it out. It's okay. It's okay. It's okay. We're at 60%.
Starting point is 00:46:58 We're almost done, guys. This is important. You enjoy going to art museums. Strong agree. Strong agree. You often have a hard time understanding other people's feelings Strong disagree I feel like I get that
Starting point is 00:47:10 That's my interpretation You like to have a to-do list for each day Strong agree You rarely feel insecure Strong disagree I don't know You rarely feel insecure? Yeah, I don't know
Starting point is 00:47:23 I've been like that since I was little. Mine's a middle disagree, but it depends on what. But it's there. It's, I mean, when I was in Groundlings, I felt very insecure for a lot of it. And then I was like, who am I? Yeah. You avoid making phone calls. Strong agree.
Starting point is 00:47:37 That's everyone. No, some people love the phone. And they're crazy. People who want to talk on the phone. Are insane. What's wrong with you? Y'all crazy. People who want to talk on the phone. Are insane. What's wrong with you? Y'all crazy. You often spend a lot of time trying to understand views that are very different from your own.
Starting point is 00:47:51 Strong agree. Strong agree for me as well. That's like my favorite thing to dig into. In your social circle, you are often the one who contacts your friends and initiates activities. Unfortunately for me, strong disagree. I feel like you initiate stuff all the time I feel like you're You get things going
Starting point is 00:48:08 That's true I do but I don't In my social circle I'm usually not the one to initiate Oh really? Okay Well
Starting point is 00:48:16 I'm pretty bad at it If your plans are interrupted Your top priority is to get back on track As soon as possible Yeah Middle agree for me Strongly agree Like if a plane is cancelled I back on track as soon as possible. Yeah, middle agree for me. Strongly agree. Like if a plane is canceled, I'm on that shit.
Starting point is 00:48:29 Oh, I'm not good at trying to get it back on track, but I'm like, okay, I need to. I'm like, I don't spend a lot of time wallowing in it. I'm like, this sucks. All right, let's go get the next. Actually, yeah, I'm gonna keep where it was. You are still bothered by mistakes that you have made a long time ago.
Starting point is 00:48:47 Ooh. I think it's a light agree. Yeah, yeah, light agree. I think it's a light agree. I try very hard to let it go. Yeah, same. You rarely contemplate the reasons for human existence or the meaning of life. I strongly disagree.
Starting point is 00:49:01 I strongly agree. I don't think about it. That stuff makes me feel sick Oh man I can't I used to be obsessed End of world shit I think it's middle disagree now But I used to be
Starting point is 00:49:15 Wait you rarely contemplate Oh I contemplate I'm contemplating right now What? Should I not exist? Why am I here? You're here to take this personality test for our podcast. That's my only purpose. Your emotions control you more than you control them.
Starting point is 00:49:31 Ooh. I am working on this big time. I think I'm a slight agree. Your emotions control you more than you control... I would say slight agree. I'm still working on it. I'm a slight agree, but I do feel like I am good at... No, I'm a little bit more than you can... I would say slight agree. I'm still working on it. I'm a slight agree, but I do feel like I am good at... No, I'm a little bit more than agree.
Starting point is 00:49:50 Yeah. You're pretty good at it. I think I'm pretty good, but I think it's still a slight agree. I think there's definitely times where... I've never seen you flip out, ever. Okay, I'll say a slight disagree. Don't change your thing. No, I'm going to say that.
Starting point is 00:50:01 I'm going to say that. Okay. You take great care not to make people look bad, even when it is completely their fault. Oh, I kind of slightly agree with that. I think it's a middle degree for me. I don't like embarrassing people. I don't like to, I like to right wrongs. I like if someone's doing something wrong, I like to try to, but I wouldn't want to put them on the spotlight.
Starting point is 00:50:22 Your personal work style is closer to spontaneous bursts of energy than organized and consistent efforts. I think mine's a strong agree for that. Really? Overall, I do my work, I get stuff done, but man, when I get a burst of creativity and I get a lot done. Wait, that's kind of true. Definitely true for me.
Starting point is 00:50:40 I'm going to say slightly disagree. Because it's rare. When I get that burst of energy, I think it's when I'm in the middle of a project and then it's like it can happen all hours of the day. Got it. So I guess middle. When someone thinks highly of you, you wonder how
Starting point is 00:50:55 long it will take them to feel disappointed in you. Oh. Disagree completely. I think, damn. Yeah, I think mine's a middle disagree. You would love a job that requires you to work alone most of the time. I think, damn. Yeah, I think mine's a middle disagree. You would love a job that requires you to work alone most of the time. I actually think fully disagree. That's why I mentioned this
Starting point is 00:51:12 when I was interviewed by Anthony. That's the reason I haven't done my own YouTube stuff. I couldn't do it. No, same. You believe that pondering abstract philosophical questions is a waste of time. Middle disagree. I think there's importance to it, but I...
Starting point is 00:51:29 I middle agree. I middle agree. Sometimes I'm like, ugh. I try not to dwell too much, but I think it's important to think about stuff. You feel more drawn to places with busy, bustling atmospheres than quiet, intimate places. That's a middle for me. I like both. Middle disagree for me.
Starting point is 00:51:44 I love quiet places. I personally could never live in the mountains in a middle for me. I like both. Middle disagree for me. I love quiet places. I personally could never live in the mountains in a cabin by myself. Love that. Oh, no. I have to be near a bustling city, but I could live in a... I want my space to be intimate and quiet. You know at first glance how someone is feeling.
Starting point is 00:51:59 I agree. I think mine's a... I think mine might be a slight a slight agree you know some people I've really been surprised I've been like damn I thought I knew
Starting point is 00:52:10 okay we're at 90% we're killing it we're getting close you often feel overwhelmed strong agree I get overwhelmed very easily I for the people listening
Starting point is 00:52:18 that's the thing about me I get overwhelmed yeah I I oh fuck this is hard. I want to say middle agree, but it's not really yet there.
Starting point is 00:52:30 No. You complete things methodically without skipping over any steps. Usually. I would say a slight agree on that for me. Middle agree. You are very intrigued by things labeled as controversial. No, I don't. I'm going to say slight agree.
Starting point is 00:52:50 I'm not. It depends. Controversial is such an overcompensating thing. Well, okay, if it's true crime or anything on people. Yeah, like there's. If something's controversial, I want to know about it. Yeah. But I'm not going to be like obsessed.
Starting point is 00:53:02 Oh, shit. Did you hear? Did you hear? Did you hear? You would pass along a good opportunity if you thought someone else needed it more. Ooh. I slightly agree with this. I think I'm a middle agree. If I thought that it wasn't for me and someone else, yeah.
Starting point is 00:53:18 I would say a middle agree. I wouldn't just be like, well, I'm going to take it. I think I feel that. You struggle with deadlines. I don't think I like, well, I'm going to take it even though. I think I feel that. You struggle with deadlines. I don't think I do. I'm a forgetful person. I will forget certain things like answering emails and stuff like that. But if I'm given a deadline for like this is due this day. Yeah, I love it.
Starting point is 00:53:35 And I'm told and I know it or I give myself a deadline like that. I think I do okay with that. So struggle with deadlines. I'm going to say a middle disagree. Middle disagree. You feel confident that things will work out for you. Ooh. Hmm.
Starting point is 00:53:51 I'm going to say. I say middle agree. Middle agree for me as well. Optional selector job. See results. Okay, guys. This is our results from the 16 personalities. Okay.
Starting point is 00:54:02 Oh, shit. All right. I wonder if we got the same one. I don't know what these are. Okay. Okay. Oh, shit. All right. I wonder if we got the same one. I don't know what these are. Okay. Okay. What did you? Okay.
Starting point is 00:54:10 You want me to go first? I'll go first. Yeah, you go first. Your personality type is advocate. Advocates are quiet visionaries, often serving as inspiring and tireless idealists. I am 73% introverted. Yes. That feels very accurate
Starting point is 00:54:29 because I'm not like 100% introvert. Yeah. I am 86% intuitive. I am 66% feeling is my nature. 69% judging. Judging individuals are decisive, thorough, and highly organized. Okay.
Starting point is 00:54:47 They value clarity, predictability, and closure. 68% turbulent. Turbulent individuals are self-conscious and sensitive to stress. They feel a sense of urgency in their emotions and tend to be success-driven,
Starting point is 00:55:00 perfectionistic, and eager to improve. That is very accurate. So wait, what's your letters? My letters are INFJ-A, perfectionistic and eager to improve. That is very accurate. So wait, what's your letters? My letters are INFJ-A slash INFJ-T. Okay, so you're like two. I'm like, I'm divergent.
Starting point is 00:55:18 Oh, okay. All right, so here's mine. Your personality type is protagonist. Whoa, you're the protagonist. I'm the protagonist, which every casting director says I was the quirky friend, I guess. That's crazy. I'm the lead. You need to show them this test.
Starting point is 00:55:32 I'll put this attached to my resume. Here's my test. Resume, link. E-N-F-J-A. Protagonists are inspiring optimists. Optimists? Optimists? Optimists.
Starting point is 00:55:45 Thank you very much. Readily taking action to do what they feel is right. Oh, God, that's very mean. That feels super accurate. 60% extroverted. That's very true. There you go. Okay.
Starting point is 00:55:55 I enjoy group activities and value social interactions. Okay. 62% intuitive. Okay. That's pretty true. 77% feeling. There, that's pretty true. 77% feeling. There you go. Got it.
Starting point is 00:56:09 Feeling individuals value emotional expression. Okay. 79% judging. Judging individuals are decisive, thorough, and highly organized. Okay. 51% assertive. That's interesting. I think you're very assertive.
Starting point is 00:56:23 I thought it would be more. Oh, yeah, yeah. Assertive individuals are self-assured, even-tempered, and resistant to stress. Okay. They refuse to worry too much and tend to be self-confident when— I feel like I thought it was a little bit more, but that's okay. 51% assertive. Okay.
Starting point is 00:56:40 Okay. E-N-F-J-A slash E-N-F-J-T. Okay. So that's... I don't know what that means. What's the difference? Oh, E-N-F-J, possess the unique ability to remain hopeful in the face of difficulties. Always remember that there is something to be grateful for.
Starting point is 00:57:00 And my other one, E-N-F-J-T. And it's an assertive advocate versus turbulent advocate for me. Wait, what's the A and the T? Assertive and turbulent. I'm an A. Down below, it has advocates you may know. Martin Luther King, Nelson Mandela, Lady Gaga, Marie Kondo,
Starting point is 00:57:29 Nicole Kidman, Good for you. Jon Snow, You know nothing, Jon Snow. Galadriel. Okay, I'm very jealous. Holy shit, every Lord of the Rings character? Do you want to know mine? Yeah, what are yours? Barack Obama,
Starting point is 00:57:45 Oprah Winfrey. Okay. John Cusack. Ben Affleck. Okay. Jennifer Lawrence. Love her. Sean Connery.
Starting point is 00:57:54 Maya Angelou. Oh, thank you. Daenerys Targaryen. I love all the Game of Thrones ones you're throwing in there. Morpheus the Matrix. I love. Elizabeth Bennet, Pride and Prejudice. There you go.
Starting point is 00:58:07 The Oracle in the Matrix. Okay, all the Matrix characters you got. Yeah. So you're the chosen. Yeah, Sealy Booth and Bones, I don't care or know. And Skylar White in Breaking Bad. That's pretty cool. That actually, that's, hey, there you go.
Starting point is 00:58:27 I got Matthew Murdoch, Daredevil, and Atticus Finch to kill a mockingbird. Great. You got Skylar White from Breaking Bad. So I'm a protagonist, and you're an advocate. And I am an advocate. Okay. Okay, and yeah, I'm assertive. I'm an assertive protagonist, so I'm an A.
Starting point is 00:58:44 And I think you're a T. I'm a T. Yeah, you're a turbulent. I'm aive. I'm an assertive protagonist, so I'm an A. And I think you're a T. I'm a T. Yeah, you're a turbulent. I'm a turbulent advocate. Wow, so, okay, so that was really cool. Do we want to blast through one more BuzzFeed quiz? I think so. To figure out who we really are?
Starting point is 00:58:58 I think so. Do you want to do, we could do what kind of garbage are you? We could do lit hero, villain, garbage. What's your inner potato? CW show, yeah? We could do lit hero, villain, garbage. What's your inner potato? CW show. Yeah, we could do one of those. What CW show are you? I feel like that's really to determine
Starting point is 00:59:13 who we are, what we are. That's what it... You know, this Myers-Briggs stuff is cool, but... It's cool, but what CW show are we? Prepare to be amazed. Alright, so it says pick a college major. It doesn't list psychology, so I'm going to say English. That was what I was originally
Starting point is 00:59:29 going to maybe do. Oh. Do you want to know mine? Sociology. There you go. Oh, wait. Sociology's on there? Yeah. You've got to really scroll down. I'm still going to go with English. Okay. Which character do you most relate to? I don't know any of these. What? You clearly never watched One Tree Hill, buddy. I never know any of these what you clearly never watched one tree hill buddy i
Starting point is 00:59:46 never watched any of these i'm gonna go with uh lucas scott from uh one tree hill hold on hold on you're going pretty fast yeah man okay okay all right you know what i am going to go with lucas scott as well because he was hot and very cool. Okay. What is most important to you? I'm going to say my family. If you say world peace, you're out of here. I'm going to go with my family on that one.
Starting point is 01:00:14 Cool. Okay. Yeah, I'm going to go with my family. There you go. I won't go with career. Pick a first date. Ooh. Getting a cup of coffee.
Starting point is 01:00:23 My answer is always going to be coffee. You know what mine's going to be? What? Not sex. Sex is one of the answers. Clubbing. Dinner at a local diner. Fuck off.
Starting point is 01:00:34 Dinner at a fancy restaurant. Here we go. Where did you meet your best friend? I have more than one best friend is what one of the answers is. Through work. I have more than one. Pick a childhood young adult book Little Women Damn I have not read any of these
Starting point is 01:00:51 Oh wait Charlie and the Chocolate Factory I thought you read like all the books in the world I didn't read books when I was young Okay I got mine Okay mine completely froze You're Gilmore Girls anyways Hold on okay got mine Alright you're Gilmore Girls anyways. Hold on. Okay. Got mine. Alright. You're Gilmore Girls.
Starting point is 01:01:06 100%. No I'm not. What are you? Are you? I'm Rain. Rain? Rain. Oh. Nice. I am like the badass queen who like sleeps with two men. What do you think mine is? Yours is something. You're like
Starting point is 01:01:21 you're Gilmore Girls or something. Nope. Wait. Gossip Girl? No. Okay. Mine's a prequel. The Carrie, Sex and the City? Carrie Bradshaw?
Starting point is 01:01:37 You got a Carrie Diaries. Yours is Carrie Diaries? I'm the Carrie Diaries. Okay. Good for you. Now we know who we are. And I'm Rain. I'm a queen. That actually fits. I feel like that fits. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:01:49 You are sophisticated and level-headed, yet still tend to get swept up in your emotions from time to time. Okay. You're freaking crazy. Do we have a quick end segment to end this? Because I literally don't want this to ever end. Okay, I have a really dumb,
Starting point is 01:02:05 this is smart mouth, and it's really stupid. Okay. Okay. Great. I want you to try to guess what my SAT score was. What do you think
Starting point is 01:02:18 I scored on my SATs? Is it weird that I don't remember what the score, how the scores go? It's in five, 400? remember what the score, how the scores go. It's in 500, 400. So out of 2,400. But you rarely went to school.
Starting point is 01:02:37 21. Never took it. So, yeah, you're right. You know what? You're dumb. This is dumb. I just wanted to know what you thought I would get. Thank you.
Starting point is 01:02:46 That's a pretty good score. I think you're pretty intelligent. Thank you. We just got to get you in front of a group of people. Did you ever take the SAT? I took the SATs, but I don't remember what I got. I don't. I think it was.
Starting point is 01:02:56 I think it was. Sure you don't remember? I don't think it was that high. I was a terrible test taker. Yeah. The pressure of the time. I was like, also, I was such a visual learner that to not have. Yeah. No, it's okay. Yeah. Yeah. The pressure of the time, I was like, also I was such a visual learner that to not have, yeah.
Starting point is 01:03:07 No, it's okay. Yeah, yeah, zero. You got your SAT score back and you're like, I think I'm going to do improv. Yep, correct. Now we know who we are. You're my protagonist,
Starting point is 01:03:18 I'm an advocate. Yeah, if you guys know what you are on the Meyer Briggs test, let us know in the comments. Comment down below. That was our personality test. Let us know what Disney princess you are on the Meyer Briggs test, let us know in the comments. Comment down below. That was our personality test. Let us know what Disney princess you are.
Starting point is 01:03:28 Yes. What age you really are. Yeah, I'm 19 and Shane is 45. I'm 45. And what job you are really supposed to take. Are you all astronauts? And if you get astronaut, then it's... Go take that BuzzFeed quiz and I want to see
Starting point is 01:03:43 how many people get astronaut. What is it called again? What job are you really... What career should you actually be doing or something? Well, I learned a lot. Yeah. I learned that you're... I think we're... I think I knew that about...
Starting point is 01:03:55 I think we both knew. I think we both knew all those answers. Other than you being Belle and I'm Tiana. That's right. I'm always a queen, and you're always this bookworm living in a hole. All right, guys. All right. Thank you so much.
Starting point is 01:04:07 Bye.

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