Smosh Mouth - #40 - The Tell All Episode

Episode Date: April 1, 2024

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Starting point is 00:00:19 If you have questions or concerns about gambling or someone close to you, please contact Connex Ontario at 1-866-531-2600 to speak to an advisor free of charge. BetMGM operates pursuant to an operating agreement with iGaming Ontario. Welcome to Smosh Mouth. My name is Shane. And I'm Amanda. And today we have a very special guest. We were supposed to get
Starting point is 00:00:44 Renee Rapp, but she had an emergency. Couldn't get Renee Rapp. Guys, thank you for coming. Thank you for listening. We are chilling here. What is happening?
Starting point is 00:00:58 I know. What is happening? Guys, I think I'm a little nervous. I think I'm a little nervous because today is a big day And that's okay April 1st, I have something to confess Okay That I wanted to confess
Starting point is 00:01:12 This is huge for me My followers, my family Smosh, it's just like a big deal Amanda Everyone deal um amanda everyone i can finally do the splits oh what what no are you serious i have been really keeping are you are you lying no are you lying no i swear to, I swear to God. I swear to God. I swear to God. You're serious. Wow, Shane. I've been.
Starting point is 00:01:49 That is amazing. Thank you. And that's not a lot of people. You know, I worked at a gymnasium for a long time. What does that have to do with? Oh. Well, I worked at a gymnasium because people do splits in gymnasium. Yeah. And I worked there and it was crazy.
Starting point is 00:02:00 There was this one guy that would always come in the gymnasium in Boston. Amanda, this is about me. Yeah, right, exactly, which is why I was telling the story about the gymnasium that I worked at. And there was this one guy that would always come in and he'd be like, do a flip, do a flip. Boston's crazy. That's awesome. I love that you love Boston. Yeah, so this is huge for me, and I glad I can like talk about it on our podcast that we
Starting point is 00:02:26 have that I appreciate so much. Yeah. So I have been working on it for so long and I used to be open about it, but then I stopped talking about it. Yeah. And it's something I really, really wanted to keep secret just for everyone involved. But yeah, I guess the problem before I couldn't get my butthole to shut. I was trying to open.
Starting point is 00:02:44 I knew. And you know, that's the reason canonically why I couldn't do the split. I've actually run into that same has a mind of its own. I've run into that same problem. I used to work at a, um, at a clinic and we had so many people that would come in and they couldn't get their buttholes to shut. And there was this one guy who would always come into the clinic. And he'd be like, I can't. Get my butthole to shut. Get my butthole to shut.
Starting point is 00:03:10 What? Boston's crazy. That's crazy. Wait. I can't believe we've already. I don't know. We've been like a minute. Selena.
Starting point is 00:03:17 I don't know. We've been like a minute into this episode. When we haven't done the famous Smosh Mouth theme song. Oh my gosh. You're so right. Because we do this every episode. Every time, yeah. And now, for every episode, we have to play it.
Starting point is 00:03:30 We have to do the same thing, yeah. No, this is a really important part of our show, right? I think we should do it. Yeah, we should do it right now. Yeah, here we go. This is the Smosh Mouth theme song. Here it go. This is the Smosh Mouth theme song. Here it goes. Smosh Mouth, hear it loud, hear it loud.
Starting point is 00:04:02 Smosh Mouth, hear it loud, hear it loud. Yo, I am. This is the guy. I'm doing my thing with it all in mouth. Yeah, I'm talking about my podcast. I'm Shane. This is Amanda. It's Small Smiles.
Starting point is 00:04:22 Yeah, so what's cool about it is it has like a verse one and then it's out. Yeah, then it's out. And Then a second verse that's also out. I mean, here's the thing. It's like, we did that live. Yeah. And it's like. The recorded version is a lot better. But I'm like, music's new for me.
Starting point is 00:04:34 I'm like getting into it. You're getting into it. Yeah, yeah. Wow. I feel like we should pick up from where we left off. Sure. Yeah. What are you listening to lately?
Starting point is 00:04:41 So this week I've been listening to a lot of stuff that I actually think is getting, I'm loving it so much that it's becoming my personality. Um, I'd have to say, I think the imagine dragons are the new Beatles. What is, what is that? I Shane top think the imagine dragons are the new Beatles. You never heard of that? What is that? Wait, you've never heard of the Imagine Dragons? No. You've... You're kidding. No. I'm... No, what is it?
Starting point is 00:05:08 Are you lying again? No, people are gonna lose their minds. What is that? What is it? Stop. What is it? When they find out you don't know the Imagine Dragons. What is the Imagine Dragons?
Starting point is 00:05:17 You've never heard it growing up? No. Is it like D&D? I've played that. No, I know you have. You did a great job. Thank you. Thank you. Yeah, no. I know it was... Also, who'd we play D&D, I've played that. No, I know you have. And you did a great job. Thank you. Thank you. Yeah, no. I know it was. Also, who did we play D&D with?
Starting point is 00:05:29 Chance and Angela. They're incredible people. They're so incredible. They're so talented. Let's remember to go back to that later. They're so sexy. They're incredible and sexy. They are so, so sexy.
Starting point is 00:05:38 No, so Imagine Dragons is this new band I've been listening to. Oh. And it's like basically my full personality. Shane, are you lying? Seriously. No, no, no. I swear to God you can't get up. Are they dragons or are they people?
Starting point is 00:05:49 Are they dragons or are they people? It's a band, Amanda. Okay. And it's a band. Multiple people. You are so chronically offline, Amanda. Amanda! Oh, wow.
Starting point is 00:06:01 Dude, what did you listen to growing up? What? I listened to Bon Jovi. Okay. I listened to, you know, the ACDC. Okay. I'm older. I'm older.
Starting point is 00:06:19 So I listened to classic. Classic. Classic. Well, I've been discussing, yeah. I mean, Imagine Dragons was just one of them. I got, there's like, there's so many good bands. And I realized there's like, like, God, I can't think of one. Paramore?
Starting point is 00:06:36 Paramore? Have you heard of Paramore? Oh, no. It's such a good band. And I've been loving Paramore. Are they, Are they rock? Yeah, they're like rock and roll Oh, I think I would like them
Starting point is 00:06:48 No, really love them Yeah But like nothing I'll check them out I'll write it down Let me write it down Yeah It's crazy
Starting point is 00:06:53 You write stuff down And you don't go Oh my god, that's your phone? Yeah Wait, wait Paramore While you're on your phone And imagine Let's what's on your phone, people.com. Oh, absolutely.
Starting point is 00:07:09 People.com. Let's see the headlines. What's on people? What's on hot goss? Okay. Kate Middleton seen with Ben Kingsley on beach in Morocco. Whoa, what do you think about that? I can't.
Starting point is 00:07:24 I actually can't remember who? I can't, I actually can't remember who Ben Kingsley is. I actually think he's an actor. And... You don't know who Ben Kingsley is? I don't know, what is that? You don't know? What is that? I swear to God, it's a real thing. What is Ben Kingsley? What is, why was she
Starting point is 00:07:40 seen with him? I love Kate Middleton. God, today's such a big day in my life. Why? Just cause. Just cause? Yeah. God, today's such a big day in my life. Why? Just cause. Just cause? Yeah. Anyway, whoa! My phone's blowing up. You got a text message?
Starting point is 00:07:52 Yeah. Oh, it's Courtney, she's texting me. Oh, what is she saying? Hi Courtney. Oh, she meant to text Keith, not me. Oh, okay. Anyway, so big day in my life, huge changes. I'm doing the splits.
Starting point is 00:08:08 What's going on with you? Well, if it's a big day in your life, you know what we should do? What should we do? We should see what's going on in your life. Tarot. You're going to read my card. Tarot, I'm going to read your card. Let me read you, Shane.
Starting point is 00:08:18 I'm reluctant. I'm really good. Because I don't believe in that stuff. I'm really good. But I'll listen to it and have an open mind. You don't get it? You don't know? No, I'll have an open mind. Okay, so Tara's all about
Starting point is 00:08:28 the feeling. So, you take a card and... That feels like Go Fish. Well, it kind of... I don't know the rules to any game, so I don't know. No, you know the rules to games because they'll stop before we shoot and explain it to you. That's true.
Starting point is 00:08:46 Or we'll have practice sessions days before the shoot so I can marinate in the rules. So, okay. Well, don't flip it yet. Okay, okay. You're going to ruin the magic. Sorry, sorry. Two more, two more, two more. Okay. One more, two more, two more. Okay.
Starting point is 00:09:06 One more, one more. I'll say whatever cards I'm pulling right now are a big deal because in my life today, it's also a huge day. Yes. Because I, in a way, only gamers know this. I walked down the aisle in Baldur's Gate. You did? Yeah, I did. Which means you're in level four.
Starting point is 00:09:26 Wow, congratulations. Anyway, here you go. Okay, so here we go. This is your past card. It's the little boy with star plants. Okay, so what's that mean? It means a lot of plants in your future. A lot of growth.
Starting point is 00:09:43 A lot of flowers. A lot of growth. You're going gonna see your things you've been working on grow and bloom. Whoa! Like parts of myself that are going into a new chapter. Exactly. Like finishing Baldur's Gate. Exactly.
Starting point is 00:09:56 This is your present. It's the blind swordsman. Ooh, what does this mean? It means you're gonna fight someone who's blind and has two swords. Wait, wait. Kind of giving the chosen vibe? Oh, my God.
Starting point is 00:10:11 Oh, my God, yes. Because holding a sword? Yes. Okay, and your future. A little cloud handing you a cup. What does that mean? It means start collecting rainwater because you're going to need it. There's going to be a drought.
Starting point is 00:10:27 Let's put that on our predictions list. So right now on our predictions list, we want to give Chance and Angel all our money. Yeah, good. We're going to go see the Imagine Dragons one day live. Oh, love that. And there's going to be a drought. There's going to be a huge drought.
Starting point is 00:10:43 Well, this is awesome. Thank you for these cards. Those are crazy cards because they all have people on them. So that's a big sign. It's a big sign with the people. Speaking of people,
Starting point is 00:10:57 let's have them to read some more off of people.com. Hot goss. TikTok to be replaced with vine three now that's crazy that's crazy they uh they were voting on it yeah they were voting and now vine three is in no it's a big deal that's a big deal it's a really big deal. We should get on Vine. Speaking of Vine. Yes. Someone so close and near and dear to my heart started on Vine. And it's that pickle guy. Uh-huh.
Starting point is 00:11:39 The pickle guy. Yeah. I just think he's really helped develop my sense of humor. What is the pickle guy? Other things that develop my sense of humor. What is the pickle guy? Other things that develop my sense of humor that I just want to say right now. Hannah Montana. People don't realize that really helped me. Yeah, that's probably Mitchell Moose, though.
Starting point is 00:11:53 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay, so why don't we go into our maybe favorite segment? A quick round of TNTL. Absolutely. On the pod. Yeah, let's do it. Okay, ready? Coffee beans?
Starting point is 00:12:17 Do you have any coffee beans? Well, then I'm not well then there's no reason for me to shop here it's like a character looking for coffee beans I don't know I don't know I just said the first thing I don't know
Starting point is 00:12:43 okay here's my joke. You ready? Shane! Whoa, sorry. I just moved the table. Wow, that was great. I have a voice memo I want to play. Oh, okay. It's me. I'm a little piece of piss and shit.
Starting point is 00:13:13 Hang on now. Girl, I'm going to get some lunch. Piss and shit getting some lunch. We're at the cafeteria and we're pissing shit. You're crazy. That's crazy, Shane. Thank you so much. Speaking of crazy, you ever feel like you're
Starting point is 00:13:37 at the precipice of your life and you're about to choose between one thing or another? Sure, yeah, absolutely. And you say, I do. I do it. I'll do it. You ever feel like that? Yeah, yeah, absolutely. And you say, like, I do. I do it. I'll do it. You ever feel like that?
Starting point is 00:13:48 Yeah, absolutely, all the time. Well, it's crazy, because I used to work in a car shop. What? Yeah, yeah, I was an auto mechanic. I was. You were an auto mechanic? Yes, yes. Was this after Dunkin' Donuts, or before the clinic?
Starting point is 00:14:04 This was actually during Dunkin' Donuts. I this after Dunkin' Donuts or before the clinic? This was actually during Dunkin' Donuts. I was a Dunkin' Donuts student of the day, auto mechanic during night, a nighttime auto mechanic. And then when were you at Groundlings? Groundlings was way after. Oh, wow. I was an auto mechanic in my early pre-teens. Yeah, okay.
Starting point is 00:14:19 In your pre-teens. Pre-teen auto mechanic. Yes, and that's why they say you could do those male characters so well. Exactly, because I grew up with them. I grew up with them. I was around them all the time. Wow, wow. So I learned engines and pistons.
Starting point is 00:14:38 That's how I learned cars. Have you actually been on car Reddit? I haven't been on. What is that? It's crazy. What is that it's crazy what is that let me see what car reddit you're looking at your ipad as the craziest stories yeah this is my ipad one second yeah let me find car reddit okay you've never been on there no i've never never what is that what is all see the craziest stuff on car reddit what do they say about they say the craziest stuff this is one story oh pieces uh-huh my wife got a car
Starting point is 00:15:10 yeah my wife got a car and i felt jealous of it what do i do oh well so i think oh my hold space for both, right? Yeah, I mean. Both people, the car. Both space. Exactly. Like, no one's in the wrong here, really. And the worst thing you can do is just not get the car.
Starting point is 00:15:35 Yeah, right? Right? And I think it's really important to, like, give space to each person. Exactly. A hundred percent. Totally. Yeah. Speaking of giving space.
Starting point is 00:15:44 Okay. I've been reading some more books books What books have you been reading? I So I think it was I was listening to Power of More And when I was listening to Power of More I found the thing I need to listen to them
Starting point is 00:15:58 I need to You have to remind me to listen No 100% I will definitely remind you I'll definitely remind you So I was listening to Paramore and they did a song for the Twilight series, which I had never actually
Starting point is 00:16:09 watched. I've heard of that. So then I went back and I read it and that was so cool. And you know I have a heart for writing. So I actually wrote my own Twilight. Yeah, I did it not from Edward's perspective, but from Anna Kendrick's character's perspective
Starting point is 00:16:27 From Bella? No, no, Anna Kendrick, she's like the girl in the back Oh, she's the popular girl Yeah, she's also my favorite actor Anna Kendrick is I know all Anna Kendrick trivia Mine's Annalise Vanderpool Who?
Starting point is 00:16:44 What's her name? Annalise Vanderpool? Yeah Who's her name? Annalise Vanderpool? Yeah Who's that? You don't know who that is? No I don't She's always on people.com No I don't know that
Starting point is 00:16:51 Speaking of People.com here we go Oh my god Oh my god Annalise Annalise Annalise Vanderpool Is engaged to Orlando
Starting point is 00:17:07 Not Brown, Bloom Who's Orlando Brown, first of all? From That's So Raven Oh, dang, see I don't know what that is Okay, yeah Gosh, yeah What's that? A Court of Thorns and Roses.
Starting point is 00:17:26 It's about fairies fucking. That's all. Is it your favorite book? No. I feel like we should play this Mosh Mouth theme song one more time because I feel like we played the wrong file and we should try it again. We should try it again. We should make it better. Okay.
Starting point is 00:17:42 Okay, here we go. Ready? Yeah. Okay. Okay, here we go. Ready? Yeah. Okay. Smosh mouth. Smosh mouth. That's the wrong file, too. Let's pick a different file. Okay, what about this one?
Starting point is 00:18:02 How about this? How about this? It's Mosh Mouth, motherfucker. It's Mosh Mouth, motherfucker. It's Shane and Amanda, motherfucker. It's Mosh Mouth, motherfucker. See, that seems good. Maybe they might play that. Okay, more TNTL.
Starting point is 00:18:26 I said motherfucker like four times, so I don't think they are good. Okay, more TNTL. I said motherfucker like four times. So I don't think they are good. You ready for TNTL round two? Absolutely. I think I lost because you made me laugh so hard. And that character was literally off the top of my head. Do another character please. Here's another one. Yeah man, whatever.
Starting point is 00:18:41 Yeah man. Yeah man. I was going down to the fucking coffee shop. Not coffee, man! Oi! You were down at the coffee shop! Yeah, man. Whatever. I was down at the coffee shop. Dude!
Starting point is 00:19:01 That's so insane. What's that? What's this physical motion you're doing? Dude! That's so insane. Wait, I should, what's that? What's this physical motion you're doing? I just, I came up with both those characters off the top of my head. That's incredible. That's incredible.
Starting point is 00:19:13 I actually have a voice memo to play. Yonder, it's me, a mythical being. A mythical being a mythical being from my butthole yes from the depths of my butthole I think comedy about buttholes
Starting point is 00:19:39 is the best thing it's so funny Selena can we get a point check I think Amanda's so funny Selena can we get a point check I think Amanda won that round I don't even know I don't even know how that happened I literally off the top of my head Oh man
Starting point is 00:19:56 Hey I want to say did you do something different to your bangs You noticed Did you do anything different to your bangs? I'm glad you noticed. Yeah. Did you do anything different? I mean, no. It's just a new conditioner. That's literally it. Oh, my God.
Starting point is 00:20:11 That's literally it. Oh, my God. And I just get it wet and put the conditioner in, and then I wash the conditioner out. The bangs come out like this. Oh, my God. Courtney showed me this new conditioner. Pantene. Courtney was showing you conditioner?
Starting point is 00:20:23 Yeah. No, we were talking on Slack. What we talk on at work. Anyway. Ooh, here we go. Why don't I read more off of my Reddit? Yeah. Let me close all these
Starting point is 00:20:39 tabs. How many tabs do you have open? They're all just Googling Angela's IMDB. I think those are the best jokes. Oh, so not that long of a tab then. Whoa! We're not here to roast her. We're here to roast somebody else.
Starting point is 00:20:58 You're right. You're right. You're right. Okay. Let me close the tabs. Is this funny? Shane! Shane!
Starting point is 00:21:21 Give me a second. I'm going to try to draw a dinger on here. No! Yeah, I am! No, don't draw a dinger. Oh my gosh. So I do want to talk more about the splits. Hey, you want to see me pop a dinger?
Starting point is 00:21:40 Hey, you want to see me pop a dinger? Incredible. I want to pop a dinger. It's incredible. It's incredible. It's incredible. I love that character so much. I do want to talk more about the splits, if that's cool. Oh, yeah, sure.
Starting point is 00:21:52 Yeah. It did feel like one of those things where it's like you work your whole life, and people talk about it. Work? Oh, that's crazy. I actually used to work. Yeah? Where did you used to work? At the electoral office. You used to work at the
Starting point is 00:22:08 electoral office? Yeah a lot of people don't know this. Is that like the electoral college? Exactly it's their office of operations yeah. What is what is that? Oh and that's what a lot of people don't know a lot of people literally don't know anything about the electoral office and it is such yeah I will. Is that like Lester Holt shit you like? It's kind of like, yeah, Lester Holt lives in the electoral office. And he actually counts the votes of the
Starting point is 00:22:33 electoral college in the electoral office and I was sitting at the front desk and I was responsible for everyone coming in, everyone coming out, and it was crazy because there was this one guy who would always come in and he was like let me count the votes let me count the votes boston's crazy wow boston's insane your story that had nothing to do uh with what i'm about to say reminded me of something okay i would love um to
Starting point is 00:22:59 show you what i've been working on because i mean like today's a big day like i think like this episode i think selena i think selena this episode's coming today's a big day like I think like this episode. I think Selena I think Selena this episodes coming out on a big day When we are posting it's like a big it's April Fool's right so um I do think I do think that This is the a day that I'm announcing about my splits, so I might as well do them Yeah, right. Oh my gosh. Yes Shane that's crazy. Whoa. Where's my chain?
Starting point is 00:23:32 Nice. Don't you love the face I always make when I do it? Yes. Don't you love the face I always make when I do it? Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes.
Starting point is 00:23:48 Yes. Did you like that? I feel like I didn't get that much praise. You wanted more. I mean that was a big freaking deal. I mean like I've worked all my life for this. Clap for him. Yeah, truly. You know what they say about the splits. Something borrowed, something blue, something new or whatever.
Starting point is 00:24:02 Alright, here we go. So, confession time. Oh. It's part of the time of the episode where we do confessions. I do want to get real for a second. I know this is the pod where it's our own channel. We don't have to do Smosh Pit stuff and be silly or anything like that. I do want to like, you upset me the other day. And I thought it would just be good to like have confrontation on the pod for content of course yes um and just content for content you
Starting point is 00:24:33 know what i mean yeah absolutely uh shane i am first of all i am so sorry yeah you know what you did absolutely absolutely i do yeah and that i never, if I would have known, I would have never intended it to come out that way. Yeah. Yeah. Well, I mean, maybe we should explain to the listeners what happened. Sure. Yeah. Yeah. So we were in the kitchen.
Starting point is 00:24:58 Yeah. And there were cookies, and I was like, who puts cilantro in cookies? Yeah, yeah. And I didn't know that you baked them. Yeah, but I've baked them before, and I've brought them to the office before. And I just felt like it was a little insensitive the way you did it.
Starting point is 00:25:16 And you kind of like, yeah. And I'm a comedian, right? No, yeah. I studied at Groundlings. No, no. I studied at Groundlings, and we learned character um work and we learn how to take something that could be offensive to people
Starting point is 00:25:32 and turn it into a pov that would uh be funny yeah but you were like which disgusting slob made these cookies yeah and what sucks is like every time you're just naturally talking to me you're looking down right yeah and it felt like you were looking down on me and you were like saying and you were just being like a little. Yeah. Yeah. So, you know, you agree. I couldn't be more ashamed. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:25:54 Yeah. And I'm sorry. But if we're playing fair, you kind of upset me. Okay. Before, right? In what way? Well, remember when we had to go to HR? Yeah.
Starting point is 00:26:07 I think you remember what happened there. Yeah. So, yeah. I mean, it all stems from our mics, right? People don't know this. Right. These mics. Right.
Starting point is 00:26:19 I wanted my mic louder, okay? And I wanted my mic louder than Shane's. And I just thought, respectively, we should turn yours down a louder, okay? And I wanted my mic louder than Shane's. And I just thought, respectively, we should turn yours down a bit, right? And it was just, like, I don't understand what I did wrong. Like, I just said to our sound guy, like, I just think, I think we should turn down Amanda's mic. She's like a little loud sometimes.
Starting point is 00:26:41 Right. And I'm just a little more soft-spoken. Uh-huh. so i don't know how that hurt your feelings but i'm here to listen and respond for content and you know i actually know how to respond because i worked in a therapist why'd you say that like a goblin i worked there oh you did yes and i learned how how to take what you're saying and turn it against you. Oh, okay. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:27:11 So. Okay. My mic needed to be louder. And, yeah, and I apologize for what I did wrong. I don't know what I did wrong, but I did just want my mic a little louder and yours quieter. But maybe, I mean, like, if I'm being honest, like, I'm, it's upsetting because that was only the tip. The worst thing you can do is lie.
Starting point is 00:27:33 The worst thing you can do is lie. Yeah, yeah. But that was just the beginning of it. And I've always said that. That was the beginning of it, okay? Right. Because, like, because like. Shane?
Starting point is 00:27:47 Shane, are you going to? I feel like we didn't really talk about this, but I feel like you didn't understand how much Harambe meant to me. Right. I didn't know. But we were like laughing and sure it was fun and cool and stuff. I don't think you understood that that meme culture means a lot. And you can laugh about it, but memes mean a lot to me, Amanda. I thought it was another Five Nights at Fremmy's again. Again?
Starting point is 00:28:12 You, like, I spent a whole episode explaining this and we played the episode. We played the game so many times. And you can't even say the right word. And I don't like to raise my voice. Five Nights at Fremmy's. You know that that's not the name. Are you lying again? What do you mean I don't lie?
Starting point is 00:28:29 Okay. I'm sorry. And you know what? I actually went home and I applied to get a job at a zoo because of you. I want to make sure another Harambee never happens. And I can be never happens. Okay. And I can be that change. Okay.
Starting point is 00:28:48 I think what would make me. I can do that. Thank you. I appreciate hearing that. Yeah. And I also think like, I think what would make me feel better is if I taught you something. Okay. And we went back to our original.
Starting point is 00:28:57 You're going to teach me something and this will solve everything. Yeah. Yeah. Have you ever seen the meme with Spider-Man and they're all looking at each other like this? What is that? Oh my god you've never seen it See we're back baby we're back What is that?
Starting point is 00:29:10 So there's these three Spider-Men There's three and they don't know which one's Spider-Man Tobey Maguire's Spider-Man Yes It's crazy you didn't know that There's two more Yeah You know the two other Spiderman's
Starting point is 00:29:29 Right Shane? Shane you know the two other Spiderman names? Yeah You know Andrew Garfield Nice Tobey Maguire Oh no
Starting point is 00:29:40 Hold on one second Andrew Garfield Tobey Maguire Oh no Oh no Sorry there's a lot going on McGuire, Toby McGuire, Andrew Garfield, Toby McGuire. Oh no. Oh no. Sorry, there's a lot going on. Today's a big day. I didn't tell anybody.
Starting point is 00:29:49 I got a ring. Oh. What'd you get a ring for? This ring means a lot to me. Why? What? It's because I passed a lesson in my culinary class.
Starting point is 00:30:01 I've been in culinary classes. Wow. I wake up at 5 a.m. for the gym and then before that at 3 a.m. I go to culinary classes. What do you do at the gym? And I learned how to souffle an egg. You can souffle an egg. And I did it and they gave me a ring. And the woman who gave me the ring, she was beautiful. She was my type. She was blonde. Anyway, sorry. this is an emotional day for me Andrew Garfield Tobey Maguire The little Italian kid What's his name?
Starting point is 00:30:30 He's not Italian He's not Italian, oops He's from New York He has an East Coast thing about him Spider-Man is from New York, yes Okay Then maybe this is a good time to admit Every time I talk about watching Marvel, I actually don't.
Starting point is 00:30:47 I've never seen Marvel either. Anytime I'm talking about Marvel, I'm lying. I'm lying to everyone's faces. Because really, really. Yeah. I spend all my days watching Birds. Birds? Like, is that a show? No, just videos of birds. Like is that a show? No just videos of birds. So videos of birds. There's nothing that makes me happier than videos of birds and I need I need
Starting point is 00:31:12 people to just flood my email DMs and any any contactable way to get me send me birds and never stop. Yeah. Never stop sending me birds okay because like I'm going into like a huge new chapter in my life and I'm going to need these birds you know what I mean I'm going to need you to always talk to me about birds anytime anyplace I would love to talk to you about birds
Starting point is 00:31:37 yeah what do you want people to like bother you with in this new chapter of your life I want fan art of Knuckles from Shadow from Sonic the Hedgehog i want a fan art of knuckles from shadow from sonic the hedgehog i want a lot of custom fan art yeah and i have knuckles and myself like and i want to stop interrupting me stop interrupting me and i want it to be kind of please and i want it to be kind of romantic knuckles and me like that i want non-stop you knuckles me and knuckles you and
Starting point is 00:32:06 knuckles and that's because of muay thai right that's because of muay thai because i i want i fight i want to fight knuckles yeah yeah crazy people yeah i know i think every time even like when you like like post anything like like beautiful about your career or anything people should be talking about knuckles about knuckles yeah in the comments they should be talking about knuckles? About knuckles, yeah. In the comments, they should be talking about knuckles. I want nothing but knuckles. How is Muay Thai? It is really great. I just learned this new move where
Starting point is 00:32:35 I sweep my leg around. You sweep your leg around? I sweep my leg around and wrap their leg with my leg. Whoa. And then I push my weight over theirs into a flip. Whoa. Do you ever feel like we should, like, spar sometime? We should definitely spar.
Starting point is 00:32:53 Next episode, we should spar. Next episode, we should spar. And if we don't do it, people should hold us in. And one person has to, like, literally tap out. Like, tap out. Like, we shouldn't stop. Yeah, shouldn't stop until someone taps out. Because it's content. We love content. We're until someone taps out. It's content. We love content We love content. Yeah, and no I think we should spar you know or one of those boxing
Starting point is 00:33:11 Tournaments those boxing things that like Jake Paul and Logan Paul do yeah, we should spar should do one of those We should watch Angela we should invite Angela chance to watch it's a ref. Yeah, it's a ref They should be the yeah, it should be this girl. Yeah, that'd be really great. That'd be really great. Speaking of sports, time to catch up on some sports. I have some predictions. About the Red Sox? No, the Broncos?
Starting point is 00:33:36 Close. Close. Do you even know who the Red Sox are? Amanda? Do you know who the Red Sox are? I'm from Boston. I think I know the Red Sox are? I'm from Boston. I think I know the Red Sox. Okay. Name a player.
Starting point is 00:33:50 What were you saying that you were? Stop interrupting me. Okay, so I think that the Denver Broncos this year are going to at least get. They play in Denver. Stop interrupting me. I think this year they will get to the playoffs that's my hope because i'm like really into manifesting ever since i started doing these weird cards with you right i'm into manifesting and i think that the broncos will go to the playoffs because this is a huge
Starting point is 00:34:18 year for me and i i i am like willing that into existence um How many teams are in the playoffs? There is a lot. There's a specific number. No, yeah. But it's kind of like a bunch of teams play, and then a certain number go in. Oh, yeah. You don't understand NFL. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Starting point is 00:34:40 So a certain number of them go into the playoffs, and it's like sudden death. And what is that number? I don't know the number. Yeah, I don't know the number. But there's teams like there's the Chargers, the Courtney's, the Panthers. What was that team? The Panthers. Not before that.
Starting point is 00:35:01 There's the Chargers, the Courtney's, the Panthers, the Red Sox. That's a baseball team. Baseball. Boston. Boston, yeah. And you know what's crazy is that I worked for the Red Sox. You did not. I what?
Starting point is 00:35:14 I did. You did not. I did. I worked in the pit and I helped warm up the pitchers. You helped warm up the pitchers? Yeah. And that's why you love Knuckles so much. That's why I love Knuckles.
Starting point is 00:35:26 Be honest. Do Knuckles turn you on? No. Shame. Okay. We're talking baseball. We're talking pitches. Let's pitch here. Should we pitch the official Smosh Mouth merch? Absolutely. ball we're talking pitches let's pitch here should we pitch should we pitch the official smosh smosh mouth merch absolutely we've yeah we've never had any yet and we should pitch it
Starting point is 00:35:51 we should oh i was i was actually thinking we get jumpsuits like this one oh yeah why don't you show can we can i can we see this jumpsuit this is so cool you got it off of your Nuuly site? Oh, wow! You look great! Wow. This is great. No, your bangs look great. Remember what I always tell you. You look just like the berries and cream girl. What is that?
Starting point is 00:36:17 When one thing looks like something from the internet, it's so funny! What is that? You know I talk to you about it. It's that commercial. Berries and cream, berries and cream. Oh, yeah. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:36:28 Let me show you on the iPad what it is. Okay. They gave me this toy. I have so many toys by my desk. I have three Etch-a-Sketches. Oh, iPads. Here it is. Okay.
Starting point is 00:36:44 Excuse me, sir. Is this berries and cream? There it is! Okay. Excuse me, sir. Is this berries and cream? There it is! No way! Cream! Berries and cream! I'm a little lad who likes berries and cream! Berries and cream!
Starting point is 00:36:56 Berries and cream! I'm a little lad who likes berries and cream! That is me! That is me! I feel like for the Smosh Mouth merch, we should just have it. It should be just like a crew neck Because we love crew necks And it should be some knuckles
Starting point is 00:37:09 With a bunch of birds on the knuckle Yes Because I It should be knuckles And then on top of the birds should be more knuckles It should be like a knuckle sandwich With birds and knuckles Oh my god Dude Speaking of hands It should be like a knuckle sandwich with birds and knuckles, dude.
Starting point is 00:37:25 Oh, my God. Dude, speaking of hands, yeah, this ring is like such a big deal for me. It's gorgeous. Yeah. And, you know, I'm not wearing my ring right now, but, you know. You're married, yeah. I am married to my wedding. What's that like being married?
Starting point is 00:37:40 It's the best thing that's ever happened to me. And did you see the pictures of my wedding? I did see the pictures. No, you don't have to. Please, please, Amanda. No, we don't have you see the pictures of my wedding? I did see the pictures. No, you don't have to. Please, please, Amanda. No, we don't have to see them again. We don't have to see them again. We don't have to see them again.
Starting point is 00:37:51 I get it. The flowers were gorgeous. The flowers were gorgeous. Look. Let me see. Let me see. Oh, my God. And the color scheme.
Starting point is 00:37:59 The color scheme, the yellow and the pink and the orange and the white. Yeah. And I have more pictures too. Honestly, Amanda, I don't really How is H by the way? He's so good. But look, my sisters
Starting point is 00:38:18 had matching colors as well. They're all so different but they all match the theme. Wow, that's so sweet. It's like bright colors. Honestly, bright colors. Bright colors. Reminds me of a little bit of a fit.
Starting point is 00:38:31 Please stop interrupting me. You're interrupting me. The fits are different. You're interrupting me a lot. There's different shades of yellow. Turn my mic up. Turn my mic up and turn her mic down. This is why I want my mic up, Amanda.
Starting point is 00:38:45 Okay, what's going on with your husband? Turn her mic down! This is why I want my mic up, Amanda. Okay, what's going on with your husband? Sorry, I'm still looking at some of the pictures. Goodness gracious! Alright, fine, I'll read off of my Etch-A-Sketch more. Or no, I know what I'll do, I'll talk about So Random a little bit more, okay? One day on So Random, no one really knows this, but the time I'm on screen the most that everyone looks at,
Starting point is 00:39:07 I piss my pants in that shot. People don't know there's piss in my pants. Yeah, so everyone should go home, zoom in and see if you can find the pissy in my pants because it's in there. Yeah, that's for sure. Yeah, and people don't know. They're always like, shame for my Carly, shame for my Carly.
Starting point is 00:39:21 And I'm like, shame for my Carly with piss in his pants. You know what I mean? Yeah. But it's like, shame for my Carly with piss in his pants. You what I mean? Yeah, but it's like shame for my Carly with piss in his pants You know what I mean? And it's like it's a vulnerable thing But I'm saying it because if I feel very vulnerable my heart is opened and you speaking of you know, that really not funny Yeah, I do On three the funny member on small of Smosh say it on three one two three chance
Starting point is 00:39:42 Whoa, oh my gosh, I couldn't. Shane. Whoa. We've never agreed like that. Yeah. You know what that means? You could turn her mic up. We should see if we can do a tarot reading right now. Let's do it.
Starting point is 00:39:52 We should see. Let's do it. We should see what's in the cards because I have never seen that. Okay. I have never seen that. This tarot reading will explain why chance isn't funny. So what's that card? Three daggered hearts. Three daggered hearts.
Starting point is 00:40:09 What does that mean? And bitch, it means you're getting stabbed in the heart. Okay. Me? Because this is about if Chance is funny. We're pulling these cards for Chance. This is if Chance is funny. Oh my gosh.
Starting point is 00:40:22 The page of swords. Page of swords. Swords chosen. The chosen swords. And page of swords. my gosh. The Page of Swords. Page of Swords. Swords Chosen. The Chosen Swords. And Page of Swords. Page Books. Me, Shane Books. Page is Swords the Chosen.
Starting point is 00:40:32 It's about me. And look, this character looks a little gay, so it's probably Chance. Because he's gay. And then his future, Knight of Cups. Knight of Cups. Night of Cups?
Starting point is 00:40:45 What does that mean? Because we've been saying he's going to date a celebrity. We've been saying that, right? We've been saying that. That's literally on our prediction board. We have three things on our prediction board.
Starting point is 00:40:52 It is. It's that we're going to go see the Imagine Dragons. Yes. Because I love that band. It's becoming my new personality along with Burt. And then,
Starting point is 00:41:01 what was the other one? Selena. Do you other one? Selena. Do you remember that? Yeah. I love the way you guys communicate. Drought. Start saving water drought. Honestly, we're talking about Chance.
Starting point is 00:41:16 Let's talk about other cast members. Sure. Oh, and how we actually feel. Yeah, should we rank them? This is our official ranking from bottom to top of Smoshcast members. Although chances What?
Starting point is 00:41:33 Sorry, that was so funny. We're going to rank them. Because it's like when I'm given a pile of stuff, all I think to do is rank it. Either rank it or guess it. I'm either going to guess it or rank it. Rank it. Yeah. Either rank it or guess it. There has to be. I'm either going to guess it or rank it. Yes, yes, yes.
Starting point is 00:41:51 Why don't I guess like something that you're, that you want me to guess? Oh my gosh, yes. Because I've already guessed everything, right? Can you guess? I've guessed your favorite books,
Starting point is 00:41:57 everything like that. I can guess, yeah. I can guess anything. Okay. You can guess places I've worked. Places you've worked. Okay, okay. Okay, easy. Okay, so Amanda guess places I've worked. Places you've worked. Okay, okay.
Starting point is 00:42:06 Okay, easy. Okay, so Amanda, she likes comedy. You've worked at a coffee shop. Yes. Okay. I already know these things, Amanda. I already know you worked at a... Why do you always want to talk about where you worked?
Starting point is 00:42:20 I need this. What do you mean you need this? Is there a spell on you? Did someone put a spell on you? We have time. What do you mean you need this? Is there a spell on you? Did someone put a spell on you? We have time. What do you mean we have time? Who's telling you? Who's telling you?
Starting point is 00:42:33 You can do it. Hold on. Amanda, come on. Amanda, Amanda. They'll cut this out. Listen. Who? Is there a spell that was cast on you?
Starting point is 00:42:43 Be honest with me. I like it. What do you mean honest with me. I like it. What do you mean you like it? I like it. Guess where I work. Okay. Guess where I work. Okay, I need to know.
Starting point is 00:42:52 Guess where I work. Open the tarot cards. Tell me what's going on with you. Sometimes I feel like there's been a spell on you. Tarots don't know where I've worked. Oh, my God, that's crazy. I literally worked at a Renaissance festival. Okay.
Starting point is 00:43:04 I'm not kidding, Selena. Selena, I'm not kidding. Point check, Selena. Point check. Point check. Point check, Selena. No. I can't say it.
Starting point is 00:43:16 No. I can't say it. Oh, my God. I'm going to guess I'm winning. Yeah, I'm going to guess that I'm winning. Okay, I'm gonna guess that I'm winning. Okay, yeah, okay. Okay, ooh, I'm getting a phone call, sorry, really quickly. Oh, it's Courtney. Okay. Oh, I'm getting a phone call.
Starting point is 00:43:46 Sorry, really quickly. Oh, it's Courtney. Oh, answer it. Hey, Courtney. Hey, it's crazy you're calling today. It's a big day for me and you, right? You too, right? It's a huge day.
Starting point is 00:43:58 Yes, I did the splits. And you cut your hair shorter? Amazing! We're announcing here today on Smosh Mouth, I can do the splits. Amanda has some weird curse on her. And Courtney cut her hair shorter! Yeah! Oh, this is a huge day.
Starting point is 00:44:18 It's a huge day. Okay, back to ranking the cast members. Okay, 12 chance. I, Shane, am always jealous of when Tommy wears that trench coat. I want to wear it too. It would drown you. Yeah. Okay.
Starting point is 00:44:34 It would be a gown. Okay. It would be like you're walking down the aisle. It would be like a veil going ten feet behind you. Okay. You'd look like one of three kids in a trench coat. Okay, going to an R-rated movie? Okay, so I admitted a secret.
Starting point is 00:44:55 I can't tell Tommy, but I always look at him and I'm like, oh my god, I wish I was wearing that jacket. That's a secret about me. Do you have a secret about a cast member? I have a secret about a cast member? I have a secret about a cast member. Sometimes I will go behind Olivia and I will smell her hair. No way. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:45:15 I just love the smell of it. That's crazy. Yeah. Because I love the smell of Arasha's hair. No. Yes. You do that too. I do.
Starting point is 00:45:23 You do that. I do that. I think I've seen you. That's why you always sit behind her. Yeah. Yeah. No, I love the smell of Arasha's hair. No. Yes. You do that too. I do. You do that. I do that. I think I've seen you. That's why you always sit behind her. Yeah. Yeah. No, I love the smell of Arasha's hair. Oh, that makes sense. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:45:30 Yeah. Yeah. What else? What is other dirt about cast members? Me and Angela don't like each other. What? That's true. That's not funny to joke about.
Starting point is 00:45:43 No. Oh, so now it's not funny to joke about. No. Oh, so now it's not funny. Yeah, we actually don't at all. Yeah. When you guys play games, you guys are pretty brutal. Yeah, that's because we're trying to- And everyone thinks you guys are always feuding. Yeah, because we actually-
Starting point is 00:45:58 You know the show Jonan- What is it? Jonan- Jonan- What is the- Judy and- What is the show on FX called? Zelda? Yeah. Zelda. That's it. Jonan, what is it, Jonan? Jonan, what is the, Judy and, what is the show on FX called? Zelda?
Starting point is 00:46:08 Yeah, Zelda. That's it, Jonan Zelda? Yeah, Jonan Zelda. Joan of Arc, a literary figure and also from history? Wow, Shane, you're so smart. Yeah. So, I'm so sorry I'm making today all about me, but it's just a huge day in my life. And I do want your advice because you also are this.
Starting point is 00:46:31 Yeah, what? I. What? I'm getting surgery to get taller. And you're tall. And you as a married tall person. I am. I'd love to know what you have to say about being tall
Starting point is 00:46:45 and give me any advice about being tall because that is in my future. A lot of the time I have to sew my own garments because they just don't make clothes big enough. So I have to take two.
Starting point is 00:46:54 So if I actually want something, clothing, I have to buy two of the same pair of clothing and then I have to rip them in half and sew them, the two pieces together
Starting point is 00:47:04 to make clothing that's my size. That's incredible. Yeah. I heard. But it's worth it because I do subscription boxes. And so I just order. You do a subscription with big and tall anthropology? I do.
Starting point is 00:47:22 But I do two subscriptions. That way I get two of the same items. Tear them apart. Sew them together. Perfect. Doesn't Shaq's shoes fit on you? Yeah. I actually found them.
Starting point is 00:47:38 I found a pair that he wore. I stole them from an auction. I got caught. You went to jail? I didn't go to jail. I I got caught. I actually got caught. You went to jail? Well, I didn't go to jail. I went to this rehabilitation place in the desert. And it was crazy. They gave us shovels.
Starting point is 00:47:52 And they made us dig. Wait, Amanda, that's a pretty big. Yeah. Yeah. It was a rehabilitation problem. Was it all boys? It was all boys. Which I thought was weird.
Starting point is 00:48:04 And then apparently my grandpa had also had history in the same desert. It was crazy. Crazy. Found, dug a hole deep enough, found a treasure chest with my last name on it. Leehan Kanta. And lo and behold, there were crazy lizards. Crazy lizards crawling all around this chest. And I was like, oh my gosh.
Starting point is 00:48:28 Weren't you telling me the other day, like, we were watching the movie with Sigourney Weaver, and you were like, she reminds me of someone. Sigourney Weaver, she's in. What is that? That's a crazy story. That's a crazy story. It was crazy. And you know what was in the treasure chest was my graduation from Groundlings it was a certificate that's crazy so I
Starting point is 00:48:47 actually didn't even take classes it's great never took classes just found a certificate in the treasure chest done that's absolutely honestly if we're talking about our backstories let's just let's just do it I feel like you're being really vulnerable I'll be vulnerable to um no one really knows this my dad his name is Marlin and um and when i was little um i we were we were out and about and we were just going through some stuff and i got lost yeah and my dad um looked for me for so long really yeah and like it's and i was looking for him and it was like when i was super young. Where were you?
Starting point is 00:49:27 So at the time, I was... In the dentist's office. Yes. I remember this story. You told me. Yeah, no, I told you this. Yeah, and it's like a really big deal. And that's where... Because you know my Aunt Dory.
Starting point is 00:49:35 Yes. She... Your Aunt Dory. Yeah, exactly. She's younger than my aunt. Yeah, but like that, it means a lot to me. Yeah, and that's why I love birds. So hot in here.
Starting point is 00:49:47 I don't know how it is. I don't know. It's just crazy that I'm this big. You are big. You are big. How much can you binge press? A thousand. A thousand?
Starting point is 00:49:59 Yeah. Wow. Yeah. That's crazy. Yeah. Yeah. A thousand. I could probably binge press a thousand too
Starting point is 00:50:05 You could Yeah Yeah you probably could Because of all that muay thai All the muay thai Okay so next time we fight Yeah We're gonna fight
Starting point is 00:50:11 Right We're gonna spar And we're gonna actually spar Yeah Pushy shit Pushy shit Pushy shit Pushy sit
Starting point is 00:50:18 Pushy shit I think we should sing the song One more time And try again Again Yeah Do you really wanna to try again? Because I really want them to play this song.
Starting point is 00:50:28 Okay. I'm beatboxing first. Okay. Here's the Smosh Mouth theme song. Smosh Mouth, Smosh Mouth, Smosh Mouth, Smosh Mouth. See, that seems... All you did was say Smosh M, smosh, smosh mouth. Smosh, smosh, smosh. See, that seems. All you did was say smosh mouth three times. Yeah, it's like a jingle.
Starting point is 00:50:50 It's like when Hannah Montana goes, wow, wow, wow. I didn't watch that show. It was a little past my time. Oh, wow. A little past your time. How old are you again? How old are you again? Speaking of Hannah Montana,
Starting point is 00:51:07 I want to share a story about So Random. Okay. Is that cool? Do you mind? Yeah. Do you like when I talk about So Random? I love when you talk about So Random because you know what's crazy is that...
Starting point is 00:51:17 Did you work at So Random? People don't know that you worked at So Random? I was behind the camera. I was behind the camera. I was behind the camera. No way. I was behind the camera. I can't wait to tell Courtney that she's going to die. Why are you telling Courtney?
Starting point is 00:51:31 Because she's your best friend. Yes. That's so crazy, dude. It's crazy because when I was working at So Random, there was this guy who would always come in. Uh-huh. And he would be like, oh, do the jokes. You okay?
Starting point is 00:51:53 It's just I always talk about where I work. And I'm realizing that. Yeah. And maybe I should stop doing that. Why do you want to stop? You're right. You can open up to me. You know, I have a psychology degree.
Starting point is 00:52:08 Oh. What? Yeah. Oh, so you should read mine then. Sure. I mean, I'm usually pretty incredible at everything I try. Oh. Okay.
Starting point is 00:52:24 All right. okay alright the way you just shuffled those cards was great I'm scared I'm holding these cards I don't want the haunt to begin remember that? you don't remember Vaf Legacy? oh oh oh I still don't know the rules
Starting point is 00:52:42 classic okay so I'm just going to pull Oh, oh, oh, I still don't know the rules. Classic. Okay. So, yeah, let's see what this, I'm just going to pull, I'm going to like, what should I pull these cards about? Let's figure out what. Yes. What is my next job going to be? No, why do you always have to talk about your past part-time jobs?
Starting point is 00:52:59 Oh, good, good. Right? Let's figure this out. But I am looking for new work. So if you can also look at my future and see what's coming up sure birds i pulled a bird card and i don't believe in this stuff that much but i don't know amanda i just pulled a bird and that is crazy because that's that's the bird of pentacles the bird of pentacles what does the bird of pentacles mean well it means a lot of fucking the bird of pentacles mean? Well, it means a lot of fucking birds.
Starting point is 00:53:26 Yeah? I'll tell you that. It means a lot of fucking birds. Oh my gosh, does my future have a lot of birds? Yeah. Like two doves signifying forever union? Sorry, psychology degree. Oh, right, right.
Starting point is 00:53:40 Okay, wow, a bird card? Okay, now me. This is the work card. What is this card? Oh, this looks like a man holding three sticks. Oh, now me. This is the work card. What is this card? Oh, this looks like a man holding three sticks. Oh, you don't know that one. Whoa. You don't know that one?
Starting point is 00:53:50 No, I don't. I don't know any of these, to be clear. That's the pole herder. This is the work card. The pole herder. Pole herder. Pole herder. Whoa. Whoa. Okay. I'll leave it at that, then. Oh, no! A guy looking like he's crying in bed.
Starting point is 00:54:08 Wow. Yeah. Wow. Wow. Okay. So I think you should say facts about each one of these cards. Yeah. The Bird of Pentacles is the rarest card in the deck. You can see he's on crutches because of the pain that he's in currently. Wow. Pole herder, his job is... Sorry, I'm going to write these down on my iPad.
Starting point is 00:54:31 Yeah. Pole herder, his job is to herd poles. There's three of them because it represents the Holy Trinity. Three of them. Okay, three. And you need to find religion again is what that's saying.
Starting point is 00:54:41 Whoa. So that's your journey. You need to find religion. That's your journey. Shane Topp's journey is he's finding religion okay so after i get into music i'm gonna get into religion yeah i love that that seems light and chill for content and then the movie Nine. We're both going to sit down. And we're going to watch the movie Nine.
Starting point is 00:55:14 And then we're going to review it next time on the podcast. We actually need to be, both of us need to be well educated in musical theater. We need to watch more musicals. Oh, the musical Nine? Yeah, that's what I thought you were talking about. Oh, there's a weird animated movie. Oh, I was talking about Nine with Daniel Day-Lewis and Fergie. Anyway, we're almost out of time, Amanda.
Starting point is 00:55:35 Okay. And I think we should have one more confession time. Okay. I think we should just, like, lay it all on our chest. This episode has been absolutely wild. Absolutely. This has been one of the craziest ones. I literally said, yeah. This has been one of the craziest ones. I literally talked about a woman who changed my life.
Starting point is 00:55:52 Hayley Williams of Paramore has changed my life. And I'm actually glad. I'm actually glad. This is actually perfect because I'm actually glad that Renee Rapp couldn't come on today. Because this episode, this episode, this is one of the best episodes that we've...
Starting point is 00:56:09 Yeah, no, I'd say this is the best episode. And I think everyone in the comments should say this is the best episode. This is probably one of the best episodes because... Yeah, and if this gets how many likes, we should spar. No matter what, we're going to spar. A hundred thousand. Let's think about all the actionable items coming from this episode. Yeah. So the actionable items
Starting point is 00:56:28 from this episode, I'd say we are going to spar. We're both going to watch Nine. Yeah. We need you guys to do fan art of Knuckles and Birds. Knuckles and Birds. Yeah, and me with my new ring from culinary school. Thank you so much.
Starting point is 00:56:44 Okay, so confession time. I think you're dragging this show down. I think you're taking it down. I think you're absolutely taking this thing down. Okay. I think you, I am at the front wheel and you take the wheel
Starting point is 00:57:03 and you just ram this in to the second tower. 9-11 joke! Are you lying? No. You're not lying? Stop! I'm serious. I'm serious.
Starting point is 00:57:19 I'm serious. I think I want to find a new host. Shane, are you pranking me? I'm not pranking you. Are you pranking me? No, I. Shane, are you pranking me? I'm not pranking you. Are you pranking me? No, I am not. Are you pranking me? I'm not pranking you.
Starting point is 00:57:30 You're not pranking me? I'm going to find a new host. First person who says something right now loses all power. Speaking of power, I worked at the power plant. What do you mean the power plant? Oh my god, you're seizing Amanda. What's going on? There was electricity and I plugged things in.
Starting point is 00:57:53 Oh my god. No. This news is crazy. This guy would always come in and... This news is crazy. My asshole's exploding. I'm going to be stuck in the splits forever. Shane.
Starting point is 00:58:03 I'm going to be stuck in the splits. our chain. I'm gonna be stuck in the splits I know how to save you save me, but I save you quick quick save my color see me your colors keep other flowers What are you doing chance Angela Chance chance Angela Chance? Chance? Angela? What? What? Look, what did you do?
Starting point is 00:58:32 You literally broke the table. Broke the table. Chance? Respectively, we did nothing wrong. Okay? Respectively? How'd you guys get in here? We won no harm.
Starting point is 00:58:40 Okay? That's what I look like? Is this what I look like? Worst. Oh my god! God, she messed up my iPad. And my tarot cards shouldn't be out. They need to be charged now by the moonlight. I know, that sucks for you.
Starting point is 00:59:06 Yeah, I got to save these. Oh, God. Oh, she's on the worst. And this is not. She's on the worst subreddits right now. Okay. Hi, welcome to Smosh Mouth. I'm Shane.
Starting point is 00:59:18 And I'm Amanda. Do you really think I'm dragging down the channel? Do you think I'm dragging down the channel? Do you think I'm dragging down the show? Okay. Hi, guys. We have a special guest today. Yeah, it's us. It's us.
Starting point is 00:59:34 As ourselves. Our special guest is actually, you know, I think it's the elephant in the room, which I feel like I need to say something about. Yep. You have something. Which is that I can finally do the splits. I'm so glad you confessed that. Thanks.
Starting point is 00:59:56 Yeah. We've all been wondering what was going on. I know. And I've also been listening to Paramore. Yeah. Paramore. And I love ACDC. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:00:04 Well, we'll never give them the key to the room. We're never going to give the kids the key to our office ever again. Oh, I hate how accurate it was. Fuck. Fuck. Well. Oh, man. Thank you so much.
Starting point is 01:00:21 All right. We'll see you later. Bye. Bye. Don't remember the theme song, do you? Smosh Mouth, man. Thank you so much. All right. We'll see you later. Bye. Bye. Don't remember the theme song, do you? Smosh Mouth, motherfucker.

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