Smosh Mouth - #41 - Our Wildest Party Stories

Episode Date: April 8, 2024

Keith, Shayne, and Amanda talk spring break and their party experiences! Stay hydrated, kids. 0:00-4:06 Intro 4:07-26:53 The origin of Spring Break 26:54-01:02:54 Party stories! SUBSCRIBE: https://smo.sh/Sub2SmoshCast WEAR OUR JOKES: https://smosh.com  WHO YOU HEAR Shayne Topp // https://www.instagram.com/shaynetopp/ Amanda Lehan-Canto // https://www.instagram.com/filmingamanda/ Keith Leak Jr. // https://www.instagram.com/keithleakjr/ WHO YOU DON’T HEAR (usually) Director: Selina Garcia Editor: Kortney Luby Producer: Amanda Lehan-Canto, Shayne Topp, Selina Garcia Assistant Director: Marcus Munguia Art Director: Cassie Vance Assistant Art Director: Erin Kuschner Art Coordinator: Alex Aguilar, Josie Bellerby, Natalie Lewis Audio Mixer: Scott Neff Director of Photography: Brennan Iketani Director of Design: Brittany Hobbs DIT/AE: Matt Duran CEO: Alessandra Catanese EVP of Production: Zoe Moacanin EVP of Programming: Kiana Parker Executive Coordinator: Rachel Collis IT: Tim Baker Operations PA: Katie Fink Post Production Manager: Luke Baker Director of Production: Amanda Barnes Production Coordinator: Marcus Munguia Operations & Production Coordinator: Oliver Wehlander Production Assistant: Ovsana Tsaturian Senior Manager, Channel & Strategy: Lizzy Jones Channel Operations Coordinator: Audrey Carganilla Social Creative Producer: Peter Ditzler, Tommy Bowe Social Strategist: Erica Noboa, Mallory Myers Editorial Coordinator: Kim Wilborn Talent Coordinator: Selina Garcia OTHER SMOSHES: Smosh: https://smo.sh/Sub2Smosh Smosh Pit: https://smo.sh/Sub2SmoshPit Smosh Games: https://smo.sh/Sub2SmoshGames El Smosh (Spanish Dub): https://smo.sh/Sub2ElSmosh FOLLOW US: TikTok: https://smo.sh/TikTok Snapchat: http://smo.sh/OnSnapchat Instagram: https://instagram.com/smosh Facebook: https://facebook.com/smosh Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Keith O'Brien Leak II. The Irish Keith O'Brien Leak II. Yeah Irish Keith O'Brien Leak the second Yeah Keith just told me his full name And I had no idea And I had no idea See look you learn something new every day Years ago I learned that I was Irish

Well kinda So I went to a family reunion In North Carolina where the Leak family resides And they were like The Leak family came from Ireland and blah, blah, blah. I don't know the year because I was younger. But I was just like, oh, my God, I am white. So I thought I was white for a little bit. And then the more research I did, I was like, oh, well, I don't think so.

Kind of looked in the mirror a couple times. I'm like, I'm not looking white today. It's a lot of melanin for a white guy. Sometimes it's the lighting in the room. You know, I do look light-skinned sometimes. But, like, y'all don't. Horvold's just like, anyways, Ireland is a cool place to visit Oh my god I should go there I should do like birthright

Wait you should Don't do birthright there Just show up to Ireland And be like look I'm just tapping into my ancestry Absolutely And they'd be like Alright here's a Guinness If you said O'Brien though The is, O'Brien is like a huge Irish last name.

Also, Leek is as well. I don't know if it's a big one, but Leek is an Irish last name. They do eat Leeks there. Really? No. Why would you say? It's spelled differently. Keith, you know I'm Irish, so maybe we're related.

We might be cousins. I always felt like you kind of looked like me a little bit. I felt that way, too. You did? Like, I can kind of see it. Where? Yeah, where? Where?

I can kind of see it in, like, the muscles and stuff. Yes. Yeah, the mass. We got some of the mass. Sorry, I thought you were talking about my cancer. No. Sorry. Sorry. So glad we started like this. Oh, my God. were talking about my cancer. No. Sorry. So glad we started like this.

We've started so well. I missed you guys. I missed you. I'm here. I'm here. I'm here. And you're Irish. All of that.

And we're Irish. And you know, my original last name was O-Le-Hane. Is that Irish? Yes. But they cut off the O and the E when my family apparently landed here. So my last name is Leehan. So you were taken here. Yeah, I was taken.

Where's the Canto? Canto's Portuguese. But Leehan Canto is your full last name? So Leehan is my dad's Irish last name. And then Canto is my papa's last name. My mom's maiden name. So I combined those two. Is that just a personal choice by you?

Personal choice. So my real last name was Leehan Forever, and then I added on Canto. Oh, that's fun. Like legally? Actor legally. So it's kind of an actor. Sag legally. Yes, there we go. Yeah, pretty much. But it's me celebrating both sides

that's awesome and everyone's just like oh my god your husband got a day lihan kento i'm like no it's a totally different last name i love his last name but it's just so i i cannot oh my god i cannot be lihan kento peta petka oh my god i would be peta. Oh, my God. I would be Keith O'Brien, Johnson, Leak, the second. Johnson? Johnson. Where's the Johnson come in? Yeah, where is it? That's my mom's.

Where is the Johnson? I don't know about the Johnson's. I don't know about those. Hey, but look, beyond that, we're all cousins. Yeah, exactly. We're all Irish. We're all Irish. Irish people.

Yes. Oh, my God. Power to the people. Woo! Okay, let's talk about spring break like white people do. Yeah. Let's go, white people! Wait, I wish we knew the origin of spring break.

Who made up spring break? I think it was just because schools have Spring Break. So they just started doing that. I also feel like it was very much a 90s thing. Maybe I'm wrong. Because the 90s, it just felt like that's where you heard about Spring Break so much. Like MTV's Spring Break. I was just going to say, remember MTV?

Was it Carson Daly who was hosting? Yeah, absolutely. I was obsessed with their spring break Okay so this is my black side Coming out so did you ever guys Come on guys Follow me here Did you guys ever watch the BET version of

Spring break Spring break It was called BET spring bling Wait a second I never watched either. I didn't watch MTV's Spring Break stuff. I didn't watch. I was lame. Wait a second. I'm not watching party

stuff. Really? What? I was addicted to MTV. I didn't watch much MTV. Really? I feel like I don't. What did you do during Spring Break? I didn't do anything. Really? His parents.

I didn't go to high school, so I wasn't doing spring break. Oh, true, true. But nobody's really doing spring break in high school. Spring break is for when you- Like a college. You did it? Spring break was a huge thing on the East Coast. Wow. In high school.

Whoa. I went on every kid. Where would you go? So every kid went on spring break at a certain age. Even the school helped us get travel agents to help us with our spring break. Oh, my God. That's insane. Every sister of mine went on spring break.

It was like a rite of passage. So I went on spring break when was like a rite of passage so i went on spring break when i was 16 yeah it was me eight of eight or nine of my friends seven of them were dudes and the other one was like my best friend at the time okay nobody what nobody was a chaperone that is not okay nobody was a chaperone corona extra we did not we did not have a chaperone. Corona extra. We did not have a chaperone. Oh, my God. That's insane. It was just a thing that you did.

Like, it wasn't weird. Everyone was like, yeah, where are you going for spring break? When you turn blah, blah, blah. And it was like, oh, I went to NASA Bahamas. What? Yes. Oh, my God. We have the history of spring break.

Oh, Selena has the history of spring break. Oh, Selena has the history of Spring Break. We should talk about the history of Spring Break. So it began in 1938. 1938? What the fuck? Jeez. Settlers of Ireland. I feel like it was, holy shit.

It was for the Swim Forum event in Fort Lauderdale. Swim Forum in Fort Lauderdale. Okay, so Spring Break started in 1938. You know back then it was just like, we'll go down to the old watering hole. There was a swim forum in Fort Lauderdale. Kids and students would come down and that's when

businesses would make alcohol cheap. Yes. That's Florida. You know what's messed up? Because Florida, they don't want you to spring break there anymore. I heard that about Miami that they're like, no, please don't. Because they were overdoing it. But have you seen the ads?

The ads? There's an ad saying, hey, we're breaking up with you. We can't do this anymore. In Florida, they put some ads out where they're pretty much having a breakup with the spring breakers. And they're like, yeah, we can't do this anymore. We're breaking up with you. Well, that's kind of hilarious. But also remember when Corona was going around

that Spring Breakers were still going to Miami and then there were just super spreaders? Yeah. Also, Spring Breakers are insane. Like, we were insane. Like, we're insane like we're insane we're fucking crazy i would not want to open up my restaurant or or resort or whatever the thing is i feel like with east coast is that we since it was cold almost 24 7 except for three hot months like in massachusetts that spring break

was huge like tropical totally So I think Miami was Part of it But like Nassau, Bahamas Bahamas was the biggest one How many times Did you go on spring break? I just went once

It's a one time thing Oh You just You just go Like senior year You go do it? So Yeah you're like

Senior year of high school Like I never did spring break In college Like So So growing up My mom was a teacher So she would always use Spring break senior year of high school. I never did spring break in college. Growing up, my mom was a teacher, so she would always use spring break vacation to take us on a trip because that's

when she was off. I never did spring break until I was 16 and I only did it once. No chaperones. It was just nine of us. It's kind of scary. If I wasn't an actor kid, my parents would have never allowed me to do something like that.

I think spring break stopped because like bad shit started happening. Natalie Halloway, like. It's frigging dangerous. A lot of those, that was the murder in Aruba. She was on spring break with her friends. Here's the thing though, I went with eight dudes. Half of them were on the football team.

My mom knew them all. We were all best friends.. I went with eight dudes. Half of them were on the football team. My mom knew them all. We were all best friends. And I went with another girl. I didn't go with nine girls. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I went with big-ass dudes who were, one was my ex-boyfriend. They were all my friends. I felt safe the entire time.

Okay, good. But it was still insane. Oh, it's still super dangerous. That's freaking wild. Yeah. I mean, as we're talking about partying in general I just didn't party much at all when I was a teenager you were working right? Yeah

There was I've talked about this before but the reason I didn't was because there was so much stakes Of like I had this acting career that I was like that's my goal in life And so if I mess up at all if my mom or my parents catch me Partying or something I could have it all taken away and I have to go back home and I lose this so I kind of did it to myself I wouldn't say that my my parents were I wouldn't say that my parents were like overbearing like you can't go out and party or anything you were a good kid too I was a really good kid but I was really anxious and like once I started this acting thing it was just so my sole focus that I was so nervous.

I actually went to a lot of parties, though, when I was a teenager. I just didn't. You didn't partake. I just didn't. I really was. Oh, I was also. This is water. I was also awkward as hell.

And I was really insecure and really anxious. And at parties, I just didn't know how to interact with people. I'm still not very good at talking to strangers or meeting new people. I'm really bad at it. But I did go to parties, but I just didn't really, I wasn't partying. I think those, I think you have to be pushed in these really weird social circles

and uncomfortable situations when you're a teen and you literally had a career that you were balancing whereas like we were like schools out like fuck yeah like we were just we had this space to be free and we didn't have anyone saying like no no no exactly you're gonna fuck up your life if i had stayed if i'd stayed if i had stayed in arizona and i had gone to high school i think i would have been way different yeah because i would have had nothing to lose i I think I would have been way different yeah I would have had nothing to lose I'd have been in Arizona and honestly in Arizona people partied hard because it's boring as hell yeah there is nothing

I've heard there's Irish people in Arizona. We're all in Massachusetts. Drinking away Sorry No that's kind of it Was your spring break trip Cool as hell It was so fun How long were you out A week With underaged kids We would walk up and be like

Senior Frogs Which is like a huge A huge bar There's so many bars that are called senior frogs it's the type of bar it's so lame the seats the back of so it's like long stools the back of the seats look like you're wearing a big thong so when you sit in it everyone looks like they're wearing thongs do you have pictures i definitely do you go there to dance mainly like you go there to dance, mainly. Like you go there to dance and have fun. But I had my little, I don't even know what type,

it was like a Nikon something camera. And I was like, it was so fun. We were having, and we were in a all-inclusive resort. It wasn't that expensive, but like we all worked to save up money for this. I worked at Dunkin Donuts,, it was all my own money. My mom wasn't like, here's money for spring break. She's like, you need to get a travel agent.

You need to get your flights and you need to get money. Otherwise I couldn't go. That was spring break for me. It wasn't like every kid got it paid for. I think a lot of the rich kids did. But I earned this trip. And the all-inclusive resort, it was like I was with all my friends. We were in a huge hotel.

Dinner was included. Sounds so cool. We did do something crazy, though. We killed a man. We buried him, and we didn't tell anyone about it. And then the next summer, we started getting notes. Oh, my God. The next summer, the ocean grabbed him, and he's just floating around.

Was that a I know what you did last summer reference? Yeah, and then Amanda went to Jaws. Oh, my God. I don't know why. You just skipped over that. I love Jaws. I also love I Know What You Did Last Summer. And can I be honest?

I tried to rewatch it, and I was like, I can't watch this. I can't watch this shit. It was just like Freddie Prinze Jr. being like, guys what are we doing? If you want to watch it, the best way to go about watching it, I know what you did last summer is watching Scary Movie. You know those are my favorite movies

ever. Mine too! I love Scary Movie. Oh my goodness! Scary Movie 2. The amount of times Keith has referenced Scary Movie 2 over the years. I have never heard you reference that, and it's one of me and my little sister's favorite movies of all time. Oh my god, you can, I'm sure you can quote it with

me. Cindy, Cindy, in Water, I Love My Pooh, it's like, Cindy, okay? She turns around and she's like... Wait, what was that making fun of? That was The Ring, but that was the third scary movie. No, no.

There's a different. Well, wait. That was The Ring. Okay, yeah. But what was it? It was like Pamela Anderson and Jennifer. That's the third one. That's the third one.

Yeah. You okay? Yeah, yeah. She was like. Yep, yep, yep. And they ran through naked? Yes, absolutely. I love it.

All the scary movies. So we talk about Norbit when it's concerning me and the movies that I like. Norbit! love it all the scary movies so we talk about norbit when concerning me and the movies that i like but when i tell you i watch scary movies to this day like truly like actually and still laugh and sometimes i'll be texting noah and i'll say something and he'll know that it's coming from scary movie all the time like i am a wayans brothers like me too. They are my favorites. I used to send my sisters pictures of that where it's like Cindy. She's like all the fucking time. Constantly. She's like this bitch is messing up my floor.

Messing my floor Cindy. She comes out. She's like oh shit. She's like yeah bitch. I'm gonna fart all over these walls. I'm gonna shit all over your face. She's like, what? Too dirty.

I'm telling you, I love scary movies. We need to watch it. Oh, yeah. I'm so down. I am so down. I don't even get on that. Shane, do you like scary movies? I haven't seen scary movie two or three.

So I've been sitting here just like, this sounds really funny. Oh, my God, god dude the second one starts to go off the rails but it's still great it's the second one with my hand yeah that's hansen that that's that one goes off the rail but it's so good it's so good it's like bro it's joke after joke after joke after joke after joke and they it just never stops it never stops the energy is always up there you're like you can't say that anymore, but it's still really funny still really funny Sorry I didn't kill anybody

It was all good and fun. Yeah, wait. What was and fun. You said you did something super fun and then we ended up talking about scary movies. Don't tell anybody. In the Bahamas, there's this beautiful resort. This huge resort called Atlantis. I don't know if anyone has heard of it. The mythical city?

Yeah, it's a mythical city, but there's a huge resort in the Bahamas. Where Aquaman lives. Yeah, Aquaman was there. It was so cool. I was like, hey, Aquaman. Okay. Is he like bigger in person? Yeah, he's huge.

Wow. Little, little legs though. Very thin. Oh, that's like Shane. You're right. Shane's legs are like, boom. But they're like short. And his butt's like, ah.

The bomb. His ass's like, boom! His leg's like, boom! His ass's like, ah! Sorry. What? Sorry. What was so cool?

Sorry. Anyways, don't tell anybody. Anyways, Nazmul Hamid's still, Atlantis is still one of the biggest resorts there. They have a slide where there's all these fish that are around you, but you're enclosed. Oh my god! There's sharks and dolphins, which is kind of

inhumane. Oh my god! Oh, you can't do that? I don't know. They're trapped in there. This was when I was 16. Before you go on, I wanted Oh, you can't do that? I don't know. They're trapped in there. So this was when I was 16, yeah. Before you go on, I wanted like my, so when I get a house and get my pool, you know. Oh, that's why you're asking. Yeah, this is why I need to ask before you continue. Because I want my pool to like almost be an infinity type situation where you're swimming with sharks and everything.

But I guess it's inhumane because it's like an aquarium. Yeah, like you're in the pool, but it's a glass. Yeah, that's what I was trying to do. So I don't think I can do that. Maybe you can get robot sharks. Yeah, like some AI shit. Yeah. Robot sharks. I think it is. I look back

on it when I was 16. I was like, that's inhumane. Oh, wow. We'll figure something out for you. I need some new dreams. We'll figure something out for you keep going but listen it was so cool but we weren't staying there we couldn't get in you couldn't use the pool oh wow so one of my guy friends like learned or like met one of the guys who was running the door or security at Atlantis and we each paid him like $25 cash and he gave us wristbands. Wow. He just came up. And that's like $500. Yeah, that's what I'm saying.

So we had wristbands and we were like, Atlantis. So there was like nine 16-year-olds being like, oh, that poor resort. But we used that pool all day. We used the pool. We kept swimming in the pool. And it was stunning. That sounds really awesome. It was so cool.

Yeah, we totally saw that. I've never been to one of those types of resorts. They're kind of, I would say as an adult now, it's a little much. It's not really my go-to anymore. But there is something nice. Like if you're going with your family and not everyone can agree on stuff, a resort is a good place to go. It's like everything you need is there.

But now it's like I want to go find the local food. I want to go explore. Whereas like a resort is. There's two different types of vacations, you know. There's vacations where you're like kind of working. You're kind of doing stuff. You're like we got to plan things we got to go yeah but i love i love vacations where it's like i basically become like a little pillow that they're just feeding and like like do so like you're like i'm one of those guys at the end of wall-e i'm just like in a like pod i'm like

just ship me around just like i was just gonna say I'm like, just ship me around. I was just going to say, are you Wally? Like you wake up in the morning and the bed just like flops you into something. And then they just bring you around and massage you. This is your dream? When I watched that part of Wally, I was like, these people are so sad. Oh, yeah. No, it's not my dream. On a daily basis, I hate like, I'm not good at relaxing.

But the idea of going to a resort where everything's kind of all inclusive and it's just like you don't have to hardly move anywhere. Okay, you must go. If you love that, you must go. Because my dad loves that shit. Oh, yeah. I'm just in a moving recliner, and I'm just like, yogurt, beer. No, you don't have to say anything.

You just click a button. Click, and a corona just smashes it in my face. You go to bed. Sushi! Just they fling it at my face. Wait, you must go to a resort then, because you're going to lose it. I know, I'd love it. It's so fun.

Have you been to a resort? I actually had to film some stuff in Vegas, where me and Olivia both did. It was something with Viacom that never came out. And it was, I think it was actually around springtime. So it was given spring break, but it was some show where there was a person who lives a fabulous life. And then there's somebody who lives like a normal life, but you're still getting you,

you're giving a chance to experience like Vegas in the, the most fabulous way so i was eating shit with gold in it yes i was like they they i actually didn't stay there but i stayed at some um i was supposed to be staying at some like uh not resort but what's the thing that you go to where oh shit it was some like really nice house like small little house okay like i don't know how to explain it like a like a timeshare type no no no no it was like some like really nice house like small little house okay like i don't know how to explain it like a like a timeshare type no no no it was like some like well whatever well i stayed there well they acted as if i stayed there they acted as if olivia stayed at a regular hotel which you of course you know olivia was at circus circus by the end of that shoot olivia was so over it she was

just like just i'm the regular person. Yeah. Which like, honestly, in hindsight, it made for a good video because Olivia lives like, she lives cool, you know? Yeah.

Me on the other hand, I don't give a fuck, you know? Like, I'm eating gold. Yeah, but it was around, right,

exactly. But we got to try, I got to try some really cool food. She got like, food truck food. Which is the best. They sent her to Outback Steakhouse. which is the best they sent her to outback steakhouse oh my god they sent her to some like food truck that had macaroni and cheese like pizza it was something crazy release the tape i love how the whole basis of this thing is like hey olivia so

we're gonna treat you like shit a little bit yeah and she said let's do it and then we got there she was like i didn't think that actually turned out. It was fun, though. I forgot the name of the type of place. But you stayed at a really nice place. Yeah, yeah. But the hotel that they actually had us in was really, really nice. But no, I have never stayed at a resort.

I think everyone should experience a resort once in their life. Just because you pay the amount, and then usually, mostly, everything's included. And if you just want to be forced to relax, everything is right there for you. Yeah, I kind of need that. You should do it. Because I don't relax otherwise. You need to.

Okay. Okay. He's got to do it. God damn. All right. You got it. Keith. What's up?

Did you ever do... So you never did spring break? So as an adult, so as a kid, I was kind of confused how you ended up going out and doing, experiencing spring break. I've never done that. You're fucking weird. Yeah. Like my mom, I was a good kid, believe it or not.

I was truly a good kid. And my mom and my parents would allow me to go hang out with friends. I remember one time we went to Tennessee, but I've never experienced spring break until I got older. I remember going and staying at some cool hotel with like my friend and just like running into people that I knew from Ohio, which was cool from some people that I've seen in college. It was just a really great experience. Miami never sleeps. Never. And neither did I. Oh, i you went to miami yes and that's the thing i've never been the guy to just like straight up take trips unless it's like work related or something and i was like oh i have to start doing this for myself like truly doing it

for myself i've never done it um so like i didn't i don't have too many crazy spring break like excursions that I went on but I do remember one time me and me and one of my friends we were intoxicated I was an adult what I never said I was intoxicated in the Bahamas

I was drinking soda water right right right but we were intoxicated and this was around springtime sometime I don't remember what year because I was drinking soda water. Right, right, right, right. But we were intoxicated and this was around springtime sometime. I don't remember what year because I was drunk. And pretty much we were on a balcony at my apartment. We're on a balcony and they had to throw up. And like, no, straight up. You're on a balcony how high up?

In Miami. Oh, this was like, no, no, this is here. This is here. I remember this isn't my excurs is here this is here okay remember this isn't my excursions this is just like just here this is here yeah this is but it was a spring break tuesday okay so we were on the balcony and we're drinking or whatnot and they were like yo like i gotta throw up and i was like go and they said and i I think I got to throw up too. And they were like, go. And I said, and then we started looking at each other and our eyes are watering.

You know when you throw up and your eyes are watering? It's awful. Yeah. So I was like, go. And they said, and then they were like, go. And I said, like, I mean, back and forth five good times and i remember how did you have that all in you because we were drinking when i tell you by the time our faces were like we were laughing while we were throwing up the like third fourth and fifth times but we're

wiping the the tears from like just like laughing and also just throwing up and just being like, yo, we really just threw up together. Made us that much more closer. Wait, wait, wait. When I throw up, it's game over. I throw up and it's like, get me to the hospital. You don't know how to spring break because it's peak and rally.

I guess I really don't. I love that you guys were telling each other to go. Oh, you got to go. Okay, go. Was it over the balcony? Yeah, come on. Into some bushes. Into some bushes. Do Okay, go. Was it over the balcony? Yeah. Come on. Into some bushes. Into some bushes.

Do you think I would throw up on the balcony? No. I thought you were throwing up over the balcony and anyone could be like, I'm having a great day. Oh, no, no, no. Me too. Go. No, we weren't that drunk. We weren't that drunk.

And also where my apartment was, we were like the first one. So there was. Okay. Yeah. Yeah. Okay. But I just remember, go. I imagine you guys like in a hotel room,

like 50 stories up. 50 stories up, go. Where you throw up pills someone. No, no, that would be funny, but that's not, that would be awful for somebody else, but it would also be kind of funny. I mean, we didn't do that though, but just go, go, go. It was fun.

I don't have any story remotely. Well, I have one story that's sort of like that. I only have one. I only have, I have two, two crazy party stories. Go. Where I was involved in craziness. Only one where I got too crazy. Oh my God.

What? And it's stupid. It's dumb. I feel like it's gonna be mid It is gonna be mid Probably compared to Your guys' shit I don't feel good

Let's go to bed I had this one time And I was I had a beer And then I took a nap I'm here for all the things No no I wanna hear something

I've probably told this story I've probably told this story But there was There was one time I was in Vegas This was in Vegas Oh okay This okay um i was 21 or 22 um and it's getting even better i know it's so nuts and i tried a beer um so my friend was having her 21st birthday party and they uh her mom had like gotten her a reserved red carpet,

or a red VIP section in a club. Okay. And like, yeah, really nice club. Yeah, that's not cheap. It is not cheap at all. She also got a bottle service. Whoa! And asked us, we showed up, it's me, it's the birthday girl,

and it's two other, it's the birthday girl and it's two other uh it's it's the birthday girl her friend and then two two different couples this this uh mormon couple this like party it's like this like kind of mormon couple and then the these two uh two guys that were also i'm gonna get lit yeah so so she comes up to us i think they were mormon maybe they were like pseudo mormon because i think they were mormon maybe they were like pseudo mormon because i think they were drinking they were just like like a traditional couple okay got it um but but she the mom comes up and she's like hey do you guys want bottle service what do you want what do you want uh yeah the mom's there and and then um gotta pay that i'm like i'm like uh i don't

know what what like and i kind of i was like I like whiskey. And she's like, okay, great. We'll get one of those. And, like, so she gets, like, three different bottles. Oh, my God. Of whiskey? No, three bottles. It was, like, vodka, tequila, whiskey, I think. Which probably came up to, like, $3,000.

Oh, my. No, it did. Oh, wow. So then the birthday girl starts feeling kind of sick. Of course. Genuinely. Not from drinking. She just kind of was, like, feeling sick.

She has to leave but within like an hour of us getting there so what she leaves the mom turns to us and it's only uh it's it's like six of us that in this vip section and and she's like guys please like this was a lot of money like please stay have a good time like oh wow she we have my mom would kick my ass like you're not sick i felt no it was that fight but i i had this i felt so responsible because i had been like oh i like whiskey and stuff and i was like you got a whole bottle because i said that and i was like i was not even really planning on drinking that oh no and so i'm i'm sober at this point And I absolutely do not condone this And I only did this once

And I had never done it again But I was like, oh my gosh Like, she spent all this money I have to drink this alcohol And we start doing shots And shit, like, cause it's like We gotta at least make this, like, choice worth it And it's the only time in my make this like choice worth it and i it is the

only time in my life that i have blacked out drunk and i and so i don't remember the night i don't i don't remember the night at all i don't remember the night at all i had a buddy who was under 21 so he uh and a couple other friends were just up in the hotel room, like, hanging out while we went there, and he says at, like, 2 or 3 a.m., we come back into the hotel room, and two guys are just carrying me, like, passion of the Christ, just, I'm just, like, I'm, like, and I come in, and I'm,'m like incoherent. And I guess the one guy just became my life coach and he was gonna help me feel better. I'm over the toilet throwing up

and he's having me drink tons of water and I guess he gets into this really big crazy pep talk thing of like, come on, men drink water. What do men drink? And I'm like, water. And just really like. They were young. Hyping me up to try to get me better. come on men drink water like what do men drink and i'm like water and like and like just just really like they were young hyping me up hyping me up to try to get me better but i guess my my

friend says that every every now and then he'd be like what do men drink a bag water like what do men drink water and then every now and then he'd be like what do men drink and i'd be like alcohol alcohol. He's like, no! But he said I was throwing up just like pure alcohol. Oh my god. But I guess a couple things that I said throughout the night. I want to hear this. I'm just so embarrassed thinking about it.

But I guess like, the birthday girl's one friend was there. There was the two couples. Like I said, one of them was a gay couple. One of them was like this more like Mormon. I think they were Mormon. I think they were. They were Mormon, but they were drinking.

But I kept going to both the couples and just being like, you guys are so in love. You guys should get married. You're so in love. And they'd be like, we are married. I'd be like, that's you guys. But I just kept. And I know that's a thing that i i used to do a lot like i would and it's a thing when i if i have a drink or two like i do love to like hype people up and like tell them how much how awesome they are but i was really

doing that to these couples who are already already married already married i was like why did i say that Hold on what year was this Cause you know Usher has this song make love in the club And he was there Sitting watching this whole thing going like And that's my new song This is 10 years ago Usher's like I gotta write that down

No but Bro I woke up the next morning I woke up the next morning Horizontal on a bed at the end of a bed, like laying across it. All of my clothes fully on. And I remember because I wake up, I look over, I see there's someone in the bed. I can't see. But I'm also like, I'm not under any covers.

And I was like, okay, my jeans and belt are on like everything so i'm like okay nothing crazy happened because i got worried for a second because i i woke up and i didn't know where i was that's the only time that's ever happened and i hated it oh yeah oh i hated it so much that's that's happened to me a couple times i'm like oh you're like okay i had to remember but but i woke up and then i just walk out and i'm just like i'm like oh you're like okay i had to remember but but i woke up and then i just walk out and i'm just like i'm like what the frick oh and the guy with the pep talk's like how you feeling buddy he's like what's good what do men like water and i was like what the fuck are you talking about do keep their pants on and their belt buckle he was the chosen um but that was that's that's the craziest

i'm saying that's pretty crazy that is crazy and i actually feel really bad yeah i felt awful no because it's like it's that story and then everything else i mean truly you know me like i don't go crazy otherwise and that's the only time and it was a night that i did not plan on going crazy and it was just because i'm also a guilty person that i'm like oh i need to help out you were like i'm gonna drink this whole bottle i wasn't planning on drinking the whole bottle i was just like we need to drink some of it and then oh my god you know what i would have done i would have just figured out a way to smuggle out that bottle and just keep it in the hotel. Oh, wow. I wonder how much trouble you'd get in if you tried. I think it's such a scam.

Not a bottle, but definitely a cup. Really? Oh, okay. That's fine. It's such a scam, though. I hate bottle service. That I'm like, these bottles that cost like 20 bucks are 400. I'm also not a dancer.

I don't love to go out and dance. So clubs make no sense to me. Or I'm just like, you're just at this place. You could just, you could just all hang out at someone's house. I also think VIP, I always see that if, if I'm going out to a club, which has been a while. But like, if it's like blocked off VIP, I'm like, what's the point? Yeah. You guys aren't

like integrated in like it's more so for people feeling like they're the shit when they're not um see for me i've been a part of some vip situations not me paying for it out of my pocket like i have certain friends who are kind of like hollywood and they're like yo we gotta get by vip and i'm like all right i'll go but like VIP. And I'm like, all right, I'll go. But usually I'm out dancing with everybody else. Yeah, you're just chilling in that little space. Yeah, I don't want to stand in the dark with some glasses on. I wear glasses as it is, but it's just very pretentious.

It's an ego trip. It's very pretentious. I have a friend, he's probably going to watch this. He's a fan of Samaj. No, no, he's great. He's great. He's probably going watch this he's a fan of smosh but no no he's great he's great like he's probably gonna love this but we're for his birthday we're gonna do something here in la and he's getting bottle service and then for um you know for his actual birthday we're going to vegas right and he said that he wants to get bottle service out here but then he's gonna get like a an airbnb

like a really nice Airbnb for Vegas. But I'm like, why are we getting bottle service out here in LA? Like we know what to do. Like I could understand going to Vegas and trying to like flex, but the fact that we're going to do that out here, I'm like, dog, like who do you want to come? Bro, we don't need to do this. I know where we can drink for cheap, my house. You know what I mean? We can have fun.

Like we, everybody can come over there. Like I don't mind. But the fact that he's trying to do it, I know where we can drink for cheap. My house. You know what I mean? We can have fun. Everybody can come over there. I don't mind. But the fact that he's trying to do it, I'm like, hey, dog. I'm going to do it because it's your birthday, but I would never do this. It's not fun. It's pretentious. It's just doing the most. Well, after he sees this, you're not invited.

No, I'm definitely invited. You're running it. And you know what? Honestly, that not invited. No, I'm definitely not. You're running it. And you know what? Honestly, that's cool. No, I'm just saying. I love you, man. I love you. That's my only.

I don't think I've ever done bottle service. I've never done it myself. Yeah. I would never pay for that. No. I don't get that. Yeah, but one of my friends is a dj and his like family they put they throw up parties and all that um and uh they will have bottle service for us and it's like cool but

it's like not the regular bottle service it's just like a little table somewhere and then everybody's around so it's like i can get with that but like the other stuff if it was bottle service with wine and champagne done done really i yes i i don't want i don't need like bottles of hard liquor bottle service with wine like bottles of wine like i i have gone to maybe like oh a restaurant and maybe you've met uh the psalm there or whatever and they've come over with like four different bottles for you to try that to me I'm like okay that's fucking badass bottle service for knights in Rodanthio that's right

I will always be a classy bitch okay that's right I don't know I guess you're talking about spring break and stuff when you're in high school I don't picture you as a partier. You don't know the whole Amanda thing.

I partied really hard in college. Really? Yeah. Really hard. Same. End of story. And I'm done. I've definitely, but I've only.

She just went somewhere that she cannot go here shane i've i have had my big party days that's why now i'm like bed at nine two glass of wine but man you also used to be a bartender yeah so yeah that whole i used to bartend on an island in Marcus Vineyard. That's how I made money to get here. I was a bartender. And I worked seven days a week. Whoa. Yobbles. And on my break, I would go.

For how long? Wow. It was super fucking long. My shifts were like. No, I mean, how many, how like. Oh, eight months. Eight months. You worked eight months straight?

Yeah. To make money to move to L.A. You had some days off in that eight months. I had a couple days off to go off island. I think you were a prisoner. I did it to myself because I wanted to make enough money to drive out to L.A. Wow. You drove out here?

Yeah. Let's talk about not partying. I partied so much. On that here? Yeah. Let's talk about not partying. I partied so much. On that island? Yeah. So it was every, the cool thing is everyone on the island was working that much and partying that much. So it was like every night there'd be a bonfire or like someone at the bar would go like someone's

house on the island or we were all renting houses. We're all staying there. And we biked everywhere. No one drove on that island or we were all renting houses we're all staying there and we biked everywhere no one drove on that island oh my god unless you were like going really far out but you barely how many people total like were on that island there was a good amount of people like a bunch of people from different countries would go there and work like it was so that's so much fun partying and like people would be doing like people's jobs were like catering right so someone would work a wedding and then my roommate would have all this leftover lobster so we would just

for free we would just invite people over we all lived in the big like houses that we were renting rich people and we were paying not that much a month oh my god yeah i shared i shared a house with my best friend and two dudes. They were so much fun We all worked in the restaurant. Oh Bike to our restaurants on our on our lunch break. We'd swim in the ocean come back and go it was the best summer Okay, I have a question. My mind just went somewhere. Did anybody ever like get a flat tire with the bikes? Like how was that? No. Whoa, really? No, okay They walked home Wow wow and is that far

the i like you couldn't go from like one part of the island to the to like up island okay if there was a party up island you would drive there like one person would drive i had my car on the island whoa i would not survive not survive there. This is crazy. Well, I had a goal. I wanted to move to L.A. And you did that. Were you really sad when it was done? I was sad, but also it's winter on the island. Oh, wow.

So it gets very, very cold. Jeez. So then I was like, it's time to go. Like, winter on the island is like, goodbye. Like, only locals are here. You need to go. Whoa. So I wasn't sad, but I went to UMass Amherst.

Its nickname is Zoomass. I hate it. Did you ever do a keg stand? Yeah. I did a keg stand. I did a funnel. I've done a keg stand once. And I was like, why do people do this?

It's terrible. A keg stand, I think I did it once, and I was like, this is horrendous. First of all, I'm six feet. Why are we doing this? I'm upside down. I also. They had to get a whole Amish group to lift you up. Bitch.

All right, Ben, you ready? Let's go. He. Oh. Oh, my God. They're building a barn. And then the funnel, I was like, the thing is, though, I liked the taste of alcohol. I didn't want to, like, binge drink like that.

But, like, we definitely drank. And my campus was buses everywhere. So we never drove anywhere. Or we'd walk to places. I only got blackout once, and it was like, me and my friend, we were going to the apartment parties, which were really cool. First of all, we left our phones on the bus,

and we were like, our phones! Ran after the bus, caught up, grabbed our phones, and we were like, okay. Our Blackberries. And then we went to this party, and walked in and we're like, woo! Wrong apartment. Wrong house. This guy was in his PJs and was like, what are you guys doing here?

We were like, hello? And we were just, we barely remembered the night. This is what someone telling us. Oh my God. So I didn't often do that wow that's like we definitely we we were also the party house like our house was right near all the bars so we would go to the bars and spend way too much stupid money when we loved our house parties so we would have big house parties that sounds like fun i think i'm due for another house party

right about now i enjoy doing i enjoy that's all i experienced too because since i didn't go to high school um but these actor kids would have house parties a lot oh that was crazy it was a lot of times these kids these like kids were on nickelodeon or disney shows like at oakwood do you have a letter i was i lived at oakwood um for one of the for a couple pilot seasons what's's Oakwood? Oakwood was, it's no longer Oakwood, but it was this apartment complex on Barham. And it's famous for, or it used to be famous

for being like where actor kids often came out. And that's where I came out for my first couple pilot seasons. So tons of actor kids there. But a lot of these house parties would be thrown, but it was by kids who were like series regulars on shows and stuff. And that's, I've mentioned it before about how like,

I know how high schools have hierarchies, but amongst actor kids, it was so crazy. Cause like, it was like, well, that kid's a regular on a TV show. So he is technically better than all of us. Like, it was like, that was kind of the vibe, but they also like have a lot of money. Cause, but they were also crazy. And like- Yeah, that was kind of the vibe. But they also have a lot of money,

but they were also crazy. And like- Yeah, what was it like to party with them? Well, you know, I was so awkward and kind of shy that I had my group of friends, and I unfortunately, I would just kind of like not know what to do with myself. But it's more the stories I heard.

Like I would leave the party and I'd be like, that was fun, I had a chill time. And people would be like, yeah, they were doing cocaine in the bathroom. I'm like, I leave the party and I'd be like that was fun like I had a chill time and people be like Yeah, they were doing cocaine in the bathroom I didn't know that I was downstairs near the piano I was hanging out like you know I I never did anything crazy and I never saw anything and I think people I've talked about this people I think clocked me is so like I

Give off such straight edge vibes. I hated it when I was young. Cause I was like, I want to do, I want to party. I probably deep down. Didn't like, I was nervous to ever try anything, but nobody ever offered me anything or like nobody ever.

I never was peer pressured into anything in my life. And so I never, I've except by that mom who forced a whole bottle of whiskey. Except a fucking mom who was like, drink this fucking Jack Daniels. You owe me money. Shane, that's the only time. Shane, no, I think I made you drink Hennessy one time before.

This is the funniest story of all time. This is the funniest shit ever. Please tell the story. I'm hanging out with Keith one time. I go out with Keith. yeah we're in hollywood partying in hollywood yep what i wanted to be a fly on the wall for that oh it gets better it was it was keith me um and then uh one of our former writers here at smosh kurt maloney yeah incredible i love yeah kurt's incredible yeah uh at one point we're at a bar on hollywood and we're hanging out

just with keith and um and And you know, definitely it's more that it's late in the night. I'm not black out at all, but I'm just kinda like, you know when you're just tired, you're kinda like in and out, kinda dozing. But I'm having a good time. And then after a second, I kinda like, I just suddenly realized it's Keith

and a bunch of his friends are all. Black. Keith's friends who all happen to be black there's a lot of black men around I need to go home I think nothing of it I'm hanging out with Kurt

and I'm hanging out with Kurt and I right here and then suddenly I realize that Kurt and I and I don't recall ordering it Kurt and I both have Hennessy and Coke you gotta do it right I'm drinking this and I both have Hennessy and Coke. You gotta do it right. I'm drinking this and I'm just like, uh. Hennessy and Coca-Cola?

That's it. Guys, drink that. You drink that. It was so fucking funny. Funny thing is, I didn't drink one with them. I was drinking tequila. You were like, I'm not doing that shit. No, no, nobody else is drinking them except Kurt and I. Kurt and I are the only people

drinking them. That's I curtain. I are the only people drinking them Stupid hang with us you need to do it right this is Initiation Hennessy and coke well, we're not touching that shit They woke up with hangovers I was fine. Yeah It was good he's not come back to hang out with me in my black dress. Oh, he hasn't. He's been texting him every weekend. He's like, will Hennessy and Coke be there?

Oh, yeah, I can't. I can't. Will Hennessy be there? Oh, my God. I did. Okay, let me bring it back around, though. I did feel kind of bad. I was like, I didn't even drink any Hennessy and Coke.

I don't think we ordered them. Didn't you order them for us them i'm pretty sure i did yeah yeah because i was like how did these end up in front of us i was like you got to try it and i felt bad the next day and i was like nah it's cool it was so fucking it's funny hell no yeah like the devil the devil it's so sweet it's like asking for a hangover on the first shot. No, it's so sweet. And hangovers are also a reason why I never really partied too much. Because I got hangovers when I was super young. I always have gotten them. I've never experienced not.

And some people talk about like, oh, yeah, when you're young and you don't get hangovers. I'm like, what the fuck? No. I've always gotten such devastating ones. I like can't. I definitely got hangovers I think just being younger I would just be like

I would do everything I needed to do And more on a hangover Now it's like it devastates me Now I'm like it's the end of my life It's the end of my days It just takes over Y'all don't know what y'all doing Let me tell you something

When you have a hangover the best thing to do is to drink some more. No. Drinks. That is absolutely not. Look at me. You are so Irish, Tara the dog. Come on. You really are Irish.

Mr. O'Brien over here. Just, you know, keeping up the family name. It's true. Everybody knows at this point i like to drink i like to have fun and i have had multiple hangovers um i've gotten a lot better let me just say that um water water for sure um tons and tons of water i remember i used to like party with some of my friends and they were like keith you have to drink water you're getting a hangover because you don't drink water remember i never used to drink water at the office.

I remember that. You really never did. By noon, I would have had like maybe. You were drinking soda. Yeah, soda, pop. I call it pop. So I would be drinking like. Oh, it's different.

Okay, whatever. How old are you? I am from the Midwest. I'm from the Midwest, okay, and we say pop. Got it. So I would have like. Old school style. I would drink like four sodas

maybe like a dr pepper and a coca-cola like four of them by noon no you know and that's the thing but i would also sometimes like go out and i'll drink with my friends or whatever but i'm still not drinking water so it got to the point where one of my friends was like keith i never see you drink water this is what we need to do like you need to drink more water you won't have a hangover tomorrow you've been having hangovers the last few times you party. And I'm like, all right, I'll try it.

And this is when I had a whole stomach so I could put a lot more down. Man, when I tell you the next day I woke up and I was like, I am ready to go. That's when I started drinking water. It took for me to have some bad hangovers. Who cares how you did it i'm glad you're drinking water yes absolutely absolutely i'm drinking water now i actually best friend yeah

well i don't want to say it's my best friend it's like the friend that like tells me about myself that i don't want to like a great therapist yeah exactly yeah like you know what you need you're like oh right here we go again there we go again, bitch. Here we go. Yeah. I love, I love water so much. And also, putting a little sea salt in water if you're not feeling well. What? Right when you wake up. Yeah.

I have never heard of that. Oh, I have heard about this. Is this real? Yes. Yeah. So if you are working, if you're like working out, say you like had a couple drinks the night before and you're about to work out or you just got back from a really intense workout or whatever. You put a little kosher salt in your water.

You stir it around. It immediately hydrates you. Wow. Immediately. Okay. And also, if you have a headache, immediately go straight here. Whoa. Yeah.

I'm obsessed with it. Well, that's good to know. I can test it out. I can drink a lot tonight. Celtic salt. Celtic salt. I'll give it a shot. Where do you get Celtic salt? Anywhere. You could get it at a grocery store. Okay. That can test it out. I can drink a lot tonight. Celtic salt. I'll give it a shot. Where do you get Celtic salt? Anywhere.

You could get it at a grocery store. You should know. You're Irish. It's Celtic. Hello. You have to go to Ireland to get it. They see me for who I really am. You could get it anywhere. You can get it at any grocery store. I don't think you can get it at Trader Joe's. It's just Celtic salt or kosher salt,

sea salt. You put it in a little bit in your. But it's just Celtic salt or kosher salt, sea salt. You put it in a little bit in your water, and it's the shit. That's awesome. It's also great for after working out. You do not need to spend your money on these intense. I mean, yes, electrolytes are good, but that will also do the trick. Okay. I'll give it a shot. Buy my product.

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What was the stupidest thing you ever witnessed at a party? Because I've talked about this. So much, man. The first party I ever went to, a fight broke out between these two guys, and one guy got thrown into a fire pit. It was one of those portable fire things, and fell into that, got up, his jacket was on fire. He took his jacket off and people stamped it out.

And then later in the fight, he got thrown into the pool. So all the elements got thrown. Oh my God. I've told that story. You went, I'm like, huh? How do I? Yeah. I don't know.

Oh, I mean, this is just really dumb, but like we would, when we were younger, we wanted to like go and hang out and party and no one, I mean, we, we, we couldn't use our houses. So we would go in the woods. They were called woods parties. That's like where all our parties would be. But you'd have to like hike a fucking 30 minutes to get to the spot in the dark. Wow. That's crazy.

And one of my friends got her foot stuck deep in mud and she was like, my phone! And I'm not even sure we made it to the party. That's so, yeah, that doesn't really work there because it's not at the party, but getting to the, so what's your, so what's, so what's, so what's, so what's, so what's, so what's, so what's, so what's,

so what's, so what's, so what's, so what's, so what's, so what's, so what's, so what's, so what's, to go so far. So that the adults don't know. So the cops don't find you. But one time we were out so far in the woods. I mean, I thought we'd never get there. And we were out, because we have a lot of power lines, right? So the power lines is where all these like woods are and people could dirt bike through them. So there was like a lot of like deep paths that you could go to.

And one time we were out so far, we had just gotten there. It was like 60 fucking kids. Oh, my God. Two cop cars fucking driving over like tree stumps. We're driving through the woods. We were like, motherfucker. Holy shit. Yeah, they, I don't know.

They were determined. Someone called them. There was like one woman who was like, I know something. They're out in the woods. I know it, those kids. They all hiked a mile. Go called them. There was like one woman who was like, I know something. They're out in the woods. I know it, those kids. They all hiked a mile. Go get them. Oh, my God.

I don't know. I had a party once broken up. I was at a house party. I did not drink at all. I remember being stone cold. Of course you didn't. It's okay. It's okay.

It's fine. It's cool to not drink Do better Don't let this scary movie man Get your ass I'm sorry Shay Scary movie man But I was

I just remember being sober Because I remember it so vividly And I also I was glad that I was Because me and my friends just I think it was one of those parties Where you showed up And then like

The alcohol was kind of gone Or there wasn't It wasn't like So we just didn't really have the option We were just kind of hanging out In a room in this house And then it there the alcohol was kind of gone or there wasn't it wasn't like worse So we just didn't really have the option We're just kind of hanging out in a room in this house, and then it got broken up by the cops like Massively like where there were so many cop cars there was a helicopter As we leave as we leave there were police there with like riot. Oh my god, and I remember walking around just being like Damn like this is crazy, and i remember walking around just being like damn like this is

crazy and i we showed up kind of late to it but i was like this did not feel like it warranted yeah a helicopter a helicopter i shit did somebody did somebody get shot i i don't i don't remember any sort of commotion or anything i just remember people being like guys it's being broken up like the cops are here whatever and that's not and we just walked out the front door like we just walked out the front door but like police police were all there and everything they were like they're like this kid's this kid's a fucking virgin let him go he's pathetic oh my god i was like gee golly hello officer my name is shane hop hello oh my god for me so this might have been a little bit if we're still kind of talking about spring My name is Shane Top. Hello. Oh, my God. For me.

So this might have been a little bit if we're still kind of talking about spring break and ship. This was a little bit before I was in one of the main shows because I went to perform in art school. We did Macbeth. Yes. Right. I wasn't Macbeth, of course. But one of my good friends, he lives in New York now. I can say his name, name zach because i want him

to watch this video he's really cool his girlfriend's like on um uh broadway right now wow yeah yeah she is and she's been you met kimber before my friend kimber i think so yeah yeah when we went to new york um she's from wizard of oz it's based off of wicked yeah she's in wicked she's in wicked she's not in a wheelchair. In her version, she is in a wheelchair. I don't know. Ellen Keller's Wicked. The witches. I don't know.

I don't know. No, Wicked. Okay, she's one of the witches. Wicked is one of the best shows I've ever seen. But she's been doing well for herself. But we're in this show. And I think because of the way that they used to do casting and everything and i actually didn't even audition for this show because i was at another party and got into it with somebody and got into a physical fight oh my god but it

was with my ex-girlfriends at the time her boyfriend seen me uh something happened and we he ended up taking me outside and punching me in the face. Anyway, right after that, this is the thing. But hold on. Right after that, like I get punched in the face. That weekend I get strep throat, but I had a black eye. Perfect timing to be like sick, you know? So I didn't get to audition for Macbeth. But I had been in all the other shows.

This was like my senior year. I had been in all the other shows, the big shows, to the point the the drama teacher the the guy who put on the shows was like all right man like you didn't audition but like i trust you i know that you'll come in and do what you need to do and i was like oh perfect because i was out of school for like a week or two okay so i missed it so this was right before i want to say right before spring break there was a cast party anybody knows at the end of a show there's always a cast party yes even in high school and everyone makes out yeah oh yeah yeah that's another story okay but from there um i remember my homeboy zach i totally remember him still like being in character and like i mean just like like stoic and just like just like in it going for it right but you had all of us around so

there's different groups of everybody but zach is just in the corner and he's just but then you had this one this one girl her name was. She's so funny. It was one of my good friends growing up. She was looking at Zach just stand there in the corner. And she is laughing so incredibly hard. And, I mean, her stomach was hurting. It was the ugliest face. Like, ah, ah, ah, pointing while Zach is just having a moment. There's so much chaos.

You know my friend Eris, right? So my friend Eris is there because he was in a show as well. And I'm laughing at him stand in the corner, just do his whole Macbeth thing. The show's over, dog. Let it go. To Ariel in the corner laughing at him by herself, hunched over, climbing over furniture to get to him as he walks away.

Me and Eris are on the floor, on the floor laughing. Mind you, I will laugh hard and my stomach will hurt, but I never get to the point where tears come out. And I wish I felt it more. Shane, you go there all the time. And I'm like, I'm just waiting for a tear. Y'all, i looked up and then this one other guy like that i didn't really like he comes over with his shirt buttoned the wrong way and i mean so buttoned the wrong way to the point where it just took me over the edge y'all

i could not breathe there was so much like i was stimulated in so many different ways and then also happy that his shirt was buttoned the wrong way to the point where i just started to ball from laughter when i tell you it was like so many different like just oh it felt so good y'all i've not laughed at heart since that was my senior year of high school but it was one of the stupidest things that i've ever experienced in my life because zach continuously the whole night was just acting like he was in this like character that was like dog like you you're not seeing ghosts like yes he was mcbath but it took him to it took him to be out of the show to start being method it's like dog like bro like now you're he's like now i'm gonna get being Method. It's like, dog.

Like, bro, like now you're seeing stuff. He's like, now I'm gonna get into character. Yeah, it's like, bro, we've done the show. Let it go. Get over it. But from REO laughing,

me and Eris on the floor, from the other guy's shirt just being buttoned wrong like three different buttons. That sucks. The best, but also the most stupidest thing that I've experienced

at a party. I wish I could go back right now just to feel that energy that I felt. That's my goal now, to make you laugh so hard. We're going to make you laugh so hard you cry. I would really love that. The first person to do it will get $100. I just know that all I have to do is one smosh.

If I button my shirt wrong. No, it's not that easy. It's McBeth. It was everything all at once because that would not usually make me laugh that hard. It was the overstimulation. Yeah. It was just like, and then your shirt, get your shirt together, dumbass. Like, I know you got, you got your bellies poking out on one side and then the other side is covering up your penis.

You know, like what the hell? Pick a side. are you trying to show skin are you not like that was my whole that was like i didn't know oh my god yeah great times damn wow spring break spring break break unlocked so much for those listening uh be safe out there party safely yeah yeah no seriously party safely don't do any of the stupid things that we've just Locked so much. For those listening, be safe out there. Party safely. Yeah. Yeah. No, seriously.

Party safely. Don't do any of the stupid things that we did. Listen to this and think, I won't do that. Yeah. Look, I ain't one of them. Y'all have fun. I knew you were going to say that. I knew that, too.

And you're like, yeah. Yeah. All right. Have fun. And when you get Hennessy and Coke, you got to drink it. Yeah. Oh, my God. Sorry, Shane right. Have fun. So when you get Hennessy and Coke, you got to drink it. Yeah. Oh, my God. Sorry, Shane.

Sorry, Shane. How was that hangover, though? It was pretty bad. Oh. Okay. Bye, guys. Thank you, Keith O'Brien Leak. The second.

The Irishman. Yes. Yes. I'm actually really sorry about that, though. It was a great time. It was a great experience. I loved it. It's a funny story.

Can you text me back next time I try to party with you and me and my black friends? You guys gotta do this later. I can't, I can't be involved. I'm just, I've never texted him

to hang out with you. Bye. Bye bye. Sorry, Shane. Smosh mouth, smosh, smosh mouth,

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