Smosh Mouth - #45 - Smosh The Sitcom w/ Syd & Olivia
Episode Date: May 6, 2024Shayne & Amanda talk with Syd & Olivia about their comedy dynamic and writing Smosh The Sitcom Live! (https://live.smosh.com/) Go to http://auraframes.com and use code SMOSH to get $20 off the...ir best-selling frame. 0:00-01:47 Intro 01:48-4:57 How Smosh the Sitcom came to be 4:57-22:19 Syd and Olivia’s origin story 22:20-29:15 Boundaries and approachability 29:16-30:24 Sponsors! 30:25-46:09 Smosh the Sitcom characters 46:10-55:25 Premise of the live show "episode" 55:26-01:00:27 Favorite experience of the show SUBSCRIBE: https://smo.sh/Sub2SmoshCast WEAR OUR JOKES: https://smosh.com WHO YOU HEAR Shayne Topp // https://www.instagram.com/shaynetopp/ Amanda Lehan-Canto // https://www.instagram.com/filmingamanda/ Syd & Olivia ( @SydOliviaTube ) // https://www.instagram.com/sydandolivia/ WHO YOU DON’T HEAR (usually) Director: Selina Garcia Editor: Luke Baker Producer: Amanda Lehan-Canto, Shayne Topp, Selina Garcia Art Director: Cassie Vance Assistant Art Director: Erin Kuschner Art Coordinator: Alex Aguilar, Josie Bellerby, Natalie Lewis Prop Master: Luke Brau Prop Assistant: Josh Pressman, Jacqui Culler Audio Mixer: Jose Perez Director of Photography: Brennan Iketani Videographer: James Hull Assistant Director: Marcus Munguia Director of Production: Amanda Barnes Production Coordinator: Marcus Munguia Operations & Production Coordinator: Oliver Wehlander Production Assistant: Ovsana Tsaturian Post Production Manager: Luke Baker DIT/Lead AE: Matt Duran Technical Director: Tim Baker Director of Design: Brittany Hobbs Senior Manager, Channel & Strategy: Lizzy Jones Channel Operations Coordinator: Audrey Carganilla Social Creative Producer: Peter Ditzler, Tommy Bowe Social Strategist: Erica Noboa, Mallory Myers Editorial Coordinator: Kim Wilborn Talent Coordinator: Selina Garcia Operations PA: Katie Fink CEO: Alessandra Catanese EVP of Production: Zoe Moacanin EVP of Programming: Kiana Parker Executive Coordinator: Rachel Collis OTHER SMOSHES: Smosh: https://smo.sh/Sub2Smosh Smosh Pit: https://smo.sh/Sub2SmoshPit Smosh Games: https://smo.sh/Sub2SmoshGames El Smosh (Spanish Dub): https://smo.sh/Sub2ElSmosh FOLLOW US: TikTok: https://smo.sh/TikTok Snapchat: http://smo.sh/OnSnapchat Instagram: https://instagram.com/smosh Facebook: https://facebook.com/smosh Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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Welcome back to Smosh Mouth.
I'm Shane.
And I'm Amanda
and we have two
very very special guests
with us today
Sid and Olivia
hi guys
hi
hi
hi
I feel like you guys
are going to your
doctor's appointment
hi
hi
hi
hello
for those watching
and listening
Sid and Olivia
have worked with Smosh over the years plenty of times.
But this whole episode is about Smosh the sitcom this Friday at 6 p.m.
Or wait, yes.
6 p.m.
The pre-show is at 5.30 p.m.
It's a 90-minute show.
And then we have a VIP after show.
That's right.
What?
Pretty sexy.
Talking about it.
And Sid and Olivia, you both
pretty much wrote this entire sitcom.
Sorry.
Sorry. So
we're going to talk about that today.
Thank you for being here. Thank you for having us.
Thank you for letting us into the building. Yeah, thank you for letting us
back into the building. It's been hard. It's been so fun
just having you both around again.
I know you had to like take security measures
and we have to have people watching us.
We're both on a no-fly list,
so it really does mean the world.
It means the world to be allowed in the building.
What happened?
How did you get on the no-fly list?
Oh, that I'm not at liberty to say.
I think their lawyer said they weren't allowed to say it.
Our lawyer said we're not allowed to say it.
Who's standing off camera, by the way.
Hi!
How are you?
Stop it! Stop it! But yeah, so it's just like an, by the way. Hi! How are you? Stop it!
Stop it!
But yeah, so it's just like an honor to be sitting here.
It's an honor to be out of jail.
Our ankle monitors are buzzing right now.
They're buzzing off the charts.
We are not where we're allowed to be in the vicinity of where we're...
But yeah.
Before we rolled today, I was like,
all right, we just need to buckle up.
This is going to be insane.
Yeah, we have a plan, but fuck like, all right, we just need to buckle up. This is going to be insane. Yeah.
We have a plan, but fuck it.
Yeah.
Who cares?
Who cares?
Just to introduce this, Smosh the sitcom was an idea that I pitched like forever ago.
We finally, this year, were like, let's do it.
And then it was kind of just given to me.
And it was just like, all right, Shane, who should- Go.
They're like, who do you want?
Who do you think should write it?
And I was like, well
I want it to be insane.
I need it to be as insane
as humanly possible. We want it to be bonkers.
So truly it was like, alright Sid and Olivia
are the perfect people to write
that. And then we brought
you guys in. I kind of met with you guys
and I was like, alright so here's the
premise. Here's what I'm thinking.
Here's all this stuff. And then it was like, alright and, so here's the premise. Here's what I'm thinking. Here's all this stuff.
And then it was like, all right.
And I'll talk to you guys in a couple days.
And you're like, all right, see ya.
And then.
They're like, we got this.
Explosions behind them.
Created magic.
It's been so funny.
The script is so, so, so funny.
Yeah, I don't know if it's magic.
It's chaos. It's definitely chaos.
Chaos is like neutral magic. You know It's definitely chaos. Chaos is like neutral
magic, you know? Magic sounds good.
Chaos is good or bad.
Well, we'll find out, May 10th.
It's chaotic neutral.
It's a tough thing to write, too, because where I'm like,
alright, so write out this script,
but we need to have a ton
of surprises and traps for all
the performers.
There's two actors per character.
And also, all of this script can be improvised.
Nothing is held to it.
On the night of, I mean, I certainly plan on just
going off the rails and not doing what anyone expects.
The idea is we wanna break the show.
We want the show to break.
We kept saying the best possible thing that could happen is a light could fall.
If a light in the studio falls down on Krungle and somebody gets maybe injured,
it would be the best possible thing to happen.
If I get injured, it would be so funny because then no one would be hurt,
but it would be so funny.
What?
You're not kidding.
Olivia, no.
I'm like, yeah, that's even funnier.
Or a person.
It is funnier if like a crew member.
Olivia was like, she's like holding up the cue cards.
It's funny, but I'm volunteering because it's not funny
if I volunteer anyone else to do it.
Right.
Totally.
But you're not on camera.
So then what it is is just a real injury in real life
that nobody knows about.
Which is funny for us us which is funnier
the articles after very fun i think it's funny so syd and olivia want one of the cast members to
get injured and we're gonna spread it spread it on that but it's it's it is really funny that like
in writing it out in talking about it all like i've been nervous and but i've been nervous in
the way of like i truly have been saying, I hope it goes wrong.
I want this to go wrong in the correct way.
But not like those plays that are like Peter Pan gone wrong.
No, not Spider-Man.
Because they all know what's going to happen.
Not Spider-Man.
I don't want someone swinging around with a broken leg.
Yeah, we're hoping for no deaths.
Yeah, we're hoping for no injuries.
Well, no.
No, I think it's just going to be absolute chaos. That's the point. Destruction. Yeah. It's hoping for no injuries. Well, no. No, I think it's just going to be absolute chaos.
That's the point.
Destruction.
Yeah.
It's going to be fun.
We wrote something and now we get to break it.
Yeah.
And it's already breaking and I'm so happy about it.
It's a blast. No, already rehearsing it, I'm like, this is going to be nuts, man.
It's so fun.
So, like, how did you guys go about writing this with all of those added things that you had to do?
We wrote it like a fan fiction.
We write each other fan fictions
for like every holiday or birthday.
Really?
How long are these fan fictions?
So long.
And like so long.
It'll be like 70 pages and 14 point comic sans.
What?
They have one body, two heads.
And everyone always will say,
like recently it was Olivia's birthday,
and obviously I wrote her a
fan fiction that took me days
and it was so stupid and I was getting
really stressed about it and I would
be like sitting downstairs and being like, oh my
God, I gotta break this story.
Like when does the tornado come in?
Like it's like so crazy. Can I ask a
premise of any of these fan fictions?
A lot of them are based on
weird deep inside jokes.
So like other jobs. We've known each other
for half of our lives. Right.
Literally starting now half of our lives.
And so there's a lot
to pull from. Yeah. So it'll
be like a joke on a joke on a joke on a joke
on a joke. The most two recent ones were like
a side job we were working
that we were like okay it's a fanfiction about
this side job. Not you guys, not Smosh.
No, not Smosh.
It's not Smosh.
But Phantom and a sock.
I know, we can.
It's just not.
We did a side job that was meant for children.
And so.
Of course there's a lot of stuff.
I'm aware of this.
Yes.
So the fan fiction was a bunch of pitches
that never made it.
And they're all the worst thing
you could ever possibly think of.
Unreadably bad.
This is so fun.
This is what we do for each other every holiday.
Every birthday.
Yeah.
And everyone around us will be like, oh, so you give yourself homework.
Yeah.
No, like last-
Which is true.
When I wrote the one that was same kind of premise, but different take on it.
Same job, but different take.
Different franchise, same job.
Yes. same job but different take different franchise same job yes and I
wrote I just like
literally I quit a job to write it
because I was like I need
time to write this
she quit that job to write it
I did I did I did
I did so she did the same job
but for free
and I was like I have to get home early
so you're putting days of work oh months but for free. And I was like, I have to get home early because of it. Yeah, so.
So you're putting days of work into this.
Months.
Like months.
Like this comes months before.
Horrifying, horrifying.
Because Olivia, your birthday was,
as of recording this just a couple days ago.
Yeah, yeah.
Happy birthday.
Thank you.
So how long before her birthday
did you start working on your story?
I had the idea in January.
Yeah, yeah.
This is the coolest thing ever.
That's actually so sweet. Wait a second. This is the coolest thing ever.
That's actually so sweet.
Wait a second.
It's the best.
They're all saved, right?
Oh, yeah.
And they're printed out, too.
Are you ever going to create a little...
No one else can.
I mean, you could...
It's no one...
Okay, just for each other, then.
I would...
Because what you guys write,
what you wrote in this sitcom is so batshit crazy.
I cannot imagine
what you guys are just writing for each other
that only you two can see.
It's off the rails.
It's not of this planet.
No, it's not of this world.
It's not allowed.
And it's all misspelled.
Yeah, and the other thing,
it has to be misspelled.
It's all misspelled.
It's all on purpose.
Yeah, purposefully, of course.
It's all misspelled.
I can spell.
I know, but I didn't know
if it's just like,
oh, I don't edit it.
Shane, we can write.
To misspell on purpose for comedy purposes is so funny.
It's the only thing I like to do.
We add numbers into words.
It's great.
It's like an actual crazy person wrote it.
Recognizing the awareness right now. I that yes we are unwell yeah and like
okay so we're ill so let's get one thing straight we're ill um we're ill and we came in to help
your show we came in to make you guys sick like us. You know what I can't stop forgetting about
when you told me
Sid when your mom or someone
walked in and you
had a fake beard and you were
braiding it and you were like uh and she was like
oh great. We didn't even know each other
It was my Joker
origin story is I was
in like fifth grade
and I was sitting in my room. I lived in Vegas. So
already if you're a fifth grader living in Vegas, like you are going to become the Joker.
And I was like sitting in my room alone and my mom walked in and she looked over and what she
saw was me wearing a fake beard, braiding it, looking at nothing. And then she looked at me and went, and I was like,
and that
defined the rest of my personality
for all of time.
Your mom was like, she's going to be a writer.
Cut to my favorite story ever.
She was just like, oh god.
This came out of me?
God damn it.
Cut to, meanwhile, I was
at the same age.
I was obsessed with making movies. Cut to. But my favorite cut to meanwhile, I was at the same age. I was obsessed with making movies.
Cut to.
Cut to.
But my favorite thing to do, because I also was a kid who ate more than I was told I was supposed to.
I was like, oh, I would film myself.
I would make a movie, quote unquote, that was like, oh, the joke is I sit down eat three full meals and
then I play it backwards now I was like nine so like it wasn't that elevated of a joke it wasn't
quite a joke it was more well excuse for me to eat it's not a joke no it's it's not a joke it's
just sickness so meanwhile you're crying you told told us this story. And I also cried.
I was like, I had a lice haircut.
Oh, I had a lice haircut and crutches.
And I was just like this like awful little like thing.
She would sit on her neighbor's yard to eat different snacks.
Oh, my God.
Because her parents would be like, no more.
They'd be like, please stop.
We know you're not even hungry anymore.
Why are you doing this to yourself?
And I'd be like, yeah, I'm fine.
I'm going to go hang out with the neighbors. And then I'd grab food and this to yourself and I'd be like yeah I'm fine I'm gonna go hang out with the neighbors
and then I'd grab food and I'd go
and I'd eat it on their lawn
and then I'd come back being like they weren't home
so anyway and then we met each other
but the snacks are gone
all the snacks are gone we gotta get more
then we met when we were 14 and now we're okay
we're not okay but you know what I mean
early on in writing this show,
Amanda, you were in the writer's room for this day.
And we were like, let's go to lunch.
And we go to lunch.
And you guys are recounting this story.
And we're like at a busy restaurant.
There's people sitting next to us.
But we're laughing.
I'm laughing out loud so hard, crying.
Shane and I come up for air.
And we just look at each
other we go do you know what's happening i don't know what's going on i'm like i think they're
telling their life story and it's the funniest ever i think they're i think they're telling us
their life story i can't tell i think it's talking about itself no it was so funny because it made
things so clear in my head who you guys were i was was like, and I already had known you for a while, but I was like, oh no, I needed these
stories to really connect and understand.
Yeah.
How did they get that way?
Yeah.
Yeah, exactly.
I was like, oh, that's how it was made.
Just sitting and having a conversation with you guys is truly like watching a show.
Oh my gosh.
Because you guys, I've never known two people who go at such rapid pace like you two.
Like, just what we just experienced, just now.
Our listeners are like, whoa!
It's fascinating.
But you guys are in lockstep with each other, too.
The amount of times you guys say things at the same time.
Oh, it's terrifying.
And you're not twins.
No.
You're not even related.
Not related.
The weirdest thing is that people will say, like, we'll do a sketch, and we just did a
sketch, and there are so many comments that are like, it took me eight watches to realize these are two different
girls. And it's like, we don't look anything like each other. We look entirely different. We're both just
white. No, you're both just white. And I understand, and I get it.
Completely different faces, completely different hair colors. It's just that we both are talking
at you and with you. It's truly just that instead
of talking with you and being on the same's truly just that instead of talking with you
and being on the same plane as you.
Our eyes are different colors.
We're like, and you're like, stop.
And you're like, oh my God.
And then I guess maybe you're overwhelmed
and then you're like, there's two of them.
I thought I was seeing double
because I thought I was having a panic attack.
First of all, both of you are so different in my eyes.
Like, A, you look so different,
but you guys have such different vibes. Like, I feel like when you're talking, A, you look so different, but you guys have such different vibes.
Like, I feel like when you're talking,
Olivia's like going off on this,
like, she's so excited.
She's in this room and Sid's going,
yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
And then she goes in
and then Sid will like do the like,
oh, okay, they're not on the same page.
Let's gather, let's gather around.
And Olivia's like,
oh yeah, we'll get on the same page.
But hold on one second.
Let me just go to this other place.
That's really good.
You guys are the same, but then occasionally
you're like the two masks, the happy mask and the sad mask.
I'm always the sad mask.
No.
You guys are ranting and then all of a sudden
you'll kind of stop and you'll look at me
and you'll just be like, yeah, what do you think about that?
It's like a what?
I think it's that you bring it.
I'm still processing what you guys just said.
You bring it back to a place.
Shane, what do you think about that?
It's because you have a lower register voice, so it cuts through everything.
So good.
I don't know what it is, but I think, I mean, I think I have, well, I have resting depressed
face and like, I truly will be sitting just kind of relaxing and someone's like, God,
what happened to you?
Are you okay?
Like, are you okay?
And I'm like, oh no, I'm just relaxing and I'm okay.
I'm just relaxing.
Like, I'm relaxing and thank you for asking.
I'm literally just having a lovely day.
I'm watching Vanderpump Rules.
I'm fine.
I'm thinking about pottery.
And so I think people assume I'm sad when I'm not.
I just look like this.
One of my eyelids is a little lazy.
That can throw people off.
But so like sometimes, especially when we were younger this. One of my eyelids is a little lazy. That can throw people off.
So sometimes, especially when we were younger and people were
trying to understand us as a duo.
What's the difference between you guys?
Because we started writing together when we were in college
and then we were getting repped as a duo
coming out of college.
We would go on all these general meetings where people would be like
okay, I've got you two. I know what you two are.
You're the fox and the hound.
The fox and the hound. What she's giving you is a joke on a joke on a joke on a joke that she, we haven't explained even the first joke. I hope
there's fan fiction about that. What it is is that people would relate us to other duos and be,
you're the, this one, and you're the, this one, you're the, this one, and you're the, this one.
Eventually we started making jokes about that. It would escalate. You're Mary Kate and Ashley. Oh, I get it. You're the, this one, and you're the, this one. Oh, I get it. You're the this one and you're the this one. Eventually we started making jokes about that. It would escalate. You're Mary-Kate and Ashley.
Oh, I get it. You're the this one and you're the this one.
Oh, I get it. You're the fox and the hound. That's where
that came from. I went A to Z.
What were the biggest duos? I didn't give a fuck.
See?
That's what I meant. She's going,
and then sits going,
you asked us a question.
You asked us a question.
What's the biggest duo that they compared
you guys to in the beginning?
At the beginning, obviously, everyone was like, oh, it's Broad City because we're two girls.
Oh, God.
No.
And here's the thing.
I love them.
I don't think we're anything like that.
I love Broad City, but Broad City did Broad City.
Yeah, Broad City is Broad City.
So we can't do Broad City because Broad City did Broad City.
Only comparison that they have, I swear.
Yeah, well, it's because a lot of women aren't allowed to do anything.
Yeah. Only comparison that they have, I swear. Yeah, well, it's because a lot of women aren't allowed to do anything.
And so when women are allowed to do anything, people go, oh, it's like that.
I saw a woman do that once.
Okay.
And you go like, sure, for sure.
So, yeah, people will do that.
But then for a long time, we were like, everyone's like, oh, I get it.
Olivia's the happy baby and Sydney is the sad baby.
Just like what Shane just did to you guys.
Okay.
I'm just saying what you guys are, occasionally you turn into that.
Okay, so what age were you when you met?
14.
I was 14. I'm trying to picture you guys before you knew each other.
14.
Because it's kind of like thinking about.
I'm reading her beard.
I was counterculture.
You know who I picked?
I was emo.
You were emo?
You as emo sounds so funny.
I was punk.
Because like, you're emo, and people are like, how are you feeling you're like like yeah i'm feeling
kind of sad today like i feel like that no 100 sad right now that's what yeah it's that it's like
i don't know i'm having like pretty much a terrible time it's just like you met when you're 14 yeah
what was what was your how how quickly did you guys become like this took a second yeah it took
a second really well because we were,
I was a year older.
But not anymore.
But not anymore.
Now I went backwards.
So now I'm a year younger.
Yeah, and now I'm aging.
She's aging backwards.
We're trying to figure out
how it works for the deal.
Yeah.
I'm talking to the wizard this weekend.
I'm trying to go, yeah.
Yeah, we're going to talk to the wizard
and figure it out.
But we were on an improv team together. We were in different grades and they were like,
you guys aren't allowed to be in a scene together because no one else gets to talk.
And then we were like, heard, heard, absolutely heard. And then, uh, when we, when she went to
UCLA and then the next year I got in and I was like, I called her, I was like, should I go?
And she was like, you're going actually. Yeah. And then it started. And then that's when it began.
Like that's when like us being a duo began, not us being friends. In high school, we were friends,
and we would, like, hang out, but
and we, like, were on the same improv team.
We had all the same friends. We were, you know,
in high school, when you're, like,
a grade difference, there's, like, more of a difference
there. Big time. Were you in UCLA at the same time
as Angela? Yeah. Yeah,
they know Angela. I met Angela
my freshman year of college. What?
And we had, there was, like, it, it was like we were both in theater.
And there was like a thing where it's like the Bruin Buddy system where like everyone who is like coming in gets matched with like a person a year older than them.
Yeah.
And I remember the first time I met her, she hadn't met her Bruin Buddy yet and I hadn't met my Bruin Buddy yet.
And we met and she literally went, do you want to just pretend we're Bruin buddies?
And I was like, I would do that.
I think it's a match made in heaven.
That's so cute.
Fucking love Angela.
Angela's like an absolute 15 out of 10.
She's the best.
She was like one of the first people I met.
Did you know that they knew each other?
No.
Yeah.
Isn't that funny?
It's a small town.
It's a silly small town.
The town of UCLA.
Silly small.
Yeah.
She's the best.
When you guys met, were you immediately like,
ooh, you're my friend? Or was it just like, you guys met, were you immediately like, ooh, you're my friend?
Or was it just like, uh?
I think we were just like, oh, I always thought she was fucking funny.
Yeah, I always thought she was super funny.
We were all part of the big friend group.
We were just mostly just being like, what's high school?
I just feel like your guys' sense of humor works so well together.
Were you guys, like this is going to sound stupid,
were you funny before you were hanging out with each other, like this is gonna sound stupid, were you funny
before you like
were hanging out
with each other?
Like when you were like 12
and stuff,
but like,
what did your friends
think of your sense of humor
before you both were hanging out?
I think humor is subjective,
but I think so.
I think like,
yeah,
did you have weird,
I think we were weird
and I think that's funny.
Cause you don't,
I can't imagine
you had any other friends
who could keep up
with the same pace.
I don't know.
I will, yeah. I will.
Yeah.
I think we were in different types of friend groups.
Yeah, definitely.
And had like different experiences before we met each other.
Yeah.
Because like you weren't you in like a.
I would always befriend all of the most fucked up people in my AP classes.
Because that was like
they were like
really
had really great
dark senses of humor
but they weren't like
comedy people
or like acting people
they were just like
the most
fucked up people
in
like the smartest
most fucked up people
in my AP classes
I would be like
I would be like
that's my friend
because they get
what's going on in here
and I was in a friend group where I would stand outside the choir room during lunch while my friends made out.
Wait, like watching the door?
Watching the door for them, making sure no one would go in?
I would watch the door while two of my friends would make out.
And then what did the principal say?
Oh, then the principal saw us on the security camera footage and called us into the office and said to them, like, hey, guys, like during lunch, you got to be in the lunch area.
You cannot sneak off into the choir room.
Sydney, this is sad.
Oh, my God.
Are you dead serious?
Sydney, you're the sad baby.
She literally was just like, they were like, Sydney, don't do this.
This is not good.
This is sad.
You were just trying to be a good friend.
She is.
She is.
Sid.
Here's the thing.
I'm a fantastic friend. You are. If you want to make out with someone, I'll hire you. In is. Sid. Here's the thing. I'm a fantastic friend.
You are.
If you want to make out with someone, I'll hide you.
In an auditorium.
I don't think I will.
I'll hide you.
I don't.
What did they think?
You were going to dedicate your life to that kind of labor?
Well, Amanda, I did.
So are you telling me I made a mistake here?
Are we talking about Olivia now?
All I do is protect Olivia from making out.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Olivia.
I'm not allowed to.
No. Olivia makes out.
I stand on the door.
But on the inside. When someone changes, you're
just standing there. We're at a general meeting and they go,
so the difference between you two is you make out
and you stand guard. And you go,
that's correct. And I go, that's right.
So yeah,
writing the script was...
Did we write something?
Yeah, you guys actually wrote a great script. Writing the script was... Did we write something? You guys actually wrote a great script.
Writing the script was really fun.
If of us, which one of us is you guys?
Oh, you're Shane.
I already know I'm Shane.
You think so?
I think that you guys are the exact same person.
I really do.
I think you guys are the same person.
I relate so much to Sid because
in my friend groups, I feel very similar to Sid sometimes.
Where it's like, guys, like the mom energy.
We do both have a, it's so funny because I think normally people would not see me in like a nurturing way.
But there is a weird one-two punch that gets you.
Oh, no, I see it.
If you know me really well, I'm going to fucking bring you groceries.
Yes.
Oh, my God.
No, the amount of, like, if you're having a not great day, like, she will be sending you an edible arrangement.
You're going to get one.
And it's like, what?
You don't need to do that.
You're going to get one.
What are you talking about?
See, I feel that from you.
I feel that.
The thing that I can't. But that's Amanda. I think that's more Amanda's job. It is. feel that from you. I feel that. But it's mixed with the thing that I can't.
But that's Amanda.
I think that's more Amanda's job.
It is.
Yeah.
It's so interesting.
I'm like nobody.
You're like no.
I'm like no.
No, you are.
No, no, no, you are.
You're also a lot like me.
There is like different sides of the coin.
Coin, yeah.
Yeah.
I think people, okay, now, buckle up.
Oh, no.
I'm going to use a big word.
Is it?
And it's going to make me sound like a pick me, but I do like.
Is it tushy?
people are tushy, no I think people are dichotomous
I think people have
opposite traits that they hold
all the time and I think I'm seeing that in everyone
all the time now, like oh you're this and
this and it's not that you're very this
it's like you're most extreme trait and the opposite
for sure
I'm simultaneously so
fucking sane and out of my
fucking mind yeah that's fair yes yeah that's fair i know in some ways in some ways i do relate to
you on like that the energy in the aspect when we get like excited and passionate and then also when
we reveal like i feel like i reveal things and people are like whoa yeah that's really dark that
that happened and i'm like no no no it's fine it's great it's funny I think it's fine
I was kidnapped
it's fine
I think as comedians
and also just like
what we do
creative people
I think what like
is crazy to us
and not crazy to us
is just different
than a lot
yeah
I realize that a lot
when we read Reddit stories
and like how we interpret things
and people are just like
you guys are different
than a lot of people
and I'm like
yeah I guess
yeah like being in our space things that impact us or don't impact us
i think when it comes to that i am very much and like like like really when i respond to things
i'm like and you're like okay okay and i feel like that's also kind of sid's energy but i don't know
i mean it's the it mean, it's that different things
bring out different things in different people.
A hundred percent, a hundred percent.
And I think that the things I see in you
that I see in Olivia are the ability to connect with people
despite not really knowing them.
Yeah.
Like seeing somebody and being like,
I'm gonna make you feel so safe right now.
Like that's not something I have,
but that is something you guys definitely have.
Yeah, I don't have that.
But you also have that, but you have to earn it.
No, what I...
Sid has to earn it.
What I have is I am the type of person
that someone on the street will come up to and be like,
I got to tell you about my divorce.
Oh my God, people do that to me.
Yes.
Whoa!
I think you guys are more similar than you think.
No, I truly... What is that, Uber rides are really rough for me because people just start telling me such crazy shit.
That's so true.
Immediately.
Why do you guys think that is?
I don't know.
Blue eyes?
I think part of the problem.
Yeah.
Oh, it's your eyes.
Is it your blue eyes?
I'm like, my life story.
I think, unfortunately, I'm too polite where I can't shut people down.
I try, when I get into like an Uber, if I'm like a stranger near me trying to talk to me, I can't just be like, and look away.
I'm always like, oh, yeah, for sure.
But I never ask anything.
I'm not asking questions.
I never ask questions.
I'm trying, I truly want to, because I have social anxiety. So if I get into an Uber, I'm like, this I never ask questions I'm trying I truly want to because I have social anxiety
so if I get into a super
I'm like
this person could kill me
because they're driving
this car
and so I'm like there
and I just want to
I just want to like
be in my space
and pretend that I'm alone
right now
and then
nine out of ten times
they will start
talking to me
if it's a guy.
If it's a lady driving,
which doesn't happen too often,
I feel like,
I don't know,
but if it's a guy,
especially if it's a guy
over the age of 40,
I'm about to hear some crazy shit.
Oh, boy.
I remember one time
I had a 15-minute ride,
and within that ride,
he pitched to me
his entire screenplay. Stunning.
And the screenplay
was enough for me to realize that this guy was insane.
Oh no. And I was like
I truly am fearing for my life right now.
There's nothing better. And I love that he started off
just being like, yeah I wrote this whole screenplay
okay, I won't tell, I'm not
going to say anything. Oh no, no. Okay I'll give you the pitch.
And I was just like, without me saying anything
Oh that's amazing. That so scary that's such spec i i i i don't know what it is but like
i am a i allow myself in like stranger situations like airports ubers to be just a bitch i am just
like that's so i wonder if that's part of it like i don't like i'm just like i don't know i don't
think i'm intimidating at all i I need to get that energy.
Oh, I think I told this on the pod maybe, but like I was running late for a flight and they weren't going to hold the flight.
It was like one of those like it got delayed and we had to push through and the flight attendant was like, good luck.
You got to push through all the people.
And I was like seat 31 or something.
And I was like, and another girl was like, oh, my God, we're going to miss it.
We're on the same one. And she was like, you should go ahead of me you look pretty scary and like you'll
probably get through the crowd and i was like okay and i was like excuse me we gotta i have to get to
my flight and people are like i do too and i was like do you have to get to your flight in five
minutes and i'm like and i don't know what it is i just become aggressive in a way where it's like oh that's
so hot fuck y'all but I used to not be like that I used to let people tell me their life story on
airplanes and now I'm just like headphones in I love that do not one guy told me that he worked
on the Top Gun fucking one guy told me his whole story is like top secret you know where Top Gun
was filmed yeah we're not allowed to talk about it, but that's where I worked.
He talked to me for five hours, and I said, never again.
Wow.
Never again.
No.
I love meeting people and connecting to strangers.
I love it, but when it's not really consensual.
When it's traveling, when we're forced to be in the same place, I feel stressed. You I feel you gotta be able to set your boundaries and that's very cool that you can well I learned
that I learned the many many hard times of like law yeah yeah I guess we are the same in that way
yeah I mean people tell me conspiracy theories at the dog park I bro people love to tell me
conspiracy theories it's so and it happens so fast all the time and I'm like how did we get here oh
my that doesn't happen to me. Conspiracy
theory's not to me. No, not to me.
No, it's the weirdest. It's so strange.
I don't know. That'd be hilarious.
No, I literally...
I'm not actually kidding. One of my last Uber
drives, it was a short drive.
He was telling me about lizard people and how
he's seen them. Oh, he's seen them!
Oh, hell yeah. I think it's your blue eyes.
I think it's that you have blue eyes. I think it's your blue eyes. I think it's that you have blue eyes.
I think it's your blue eyes.
I think our brown eyes just,
I don't know, something.
They're shields.
Something,
or they want to tell us like,
really like,
sad,
deep,
emotional like.
And I'm fine with that usually.
I mean,
unless it's,
yeah,
unless it goes bad.
But like,
I love when people are okay.
So if someone talking to me can make them more okay,
I'm like,
fuck.
Yeah.
I'm into that.
I'm into it.
I'm into that.
So when we were writing the script,
it was really funny.
Because like,
you're going to have to take it.
Shane came to us and he was like,
I want it to be really meta.
Yeah.
Yeah.
And really chaotic.
That is ultimately the point.
Yeah.
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We've got this story out.
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Back to the show.
Let's go.
Let's go over the characters.
The characters, yeah.
I love that.
So you guys came up, we kind of,
the pitch was like a friends, how I met your mother,
like a group of friends.
Yeah.
We weren't gonna do the family dynamic
cause that's weird, friends allows for anything to happen.
The friend group.
So the first one out of the group is Benny.
Benny.
Played by Damien and Noah.
Perfect casting.
All of these characters are perfectly cast.
We spent a lot of work rearranging.
Anyone could have played anyone.
We felt strongly about that.
But we ended up kind of shuffling it.
On the whiteboard, just being like,
no, not this person, this person here.
So Benny.
Yeah, he's the self-proclaimed leader of the friend group.
We kind of wanted to make him Chandler-esque.
But like
less losery and more snarky.
Leaning more into... He has a lot of
long pieces of information he
has to deliver. A lot of lines.
They crush with those.
We wanted to lean into the fact
that in so many of these sitcoms
there's a character in the friend group who's like, and we all know I'm in charge.
And it's like, okay.
And being snarky to other people, but you're like, if my friend was being snarky to me this often and taking this many dicks, I'd be like, you don't like me.
And so it's just like, yeah.
His whole thing is he just observes other people's flaws and comments on them.
It's like someone used all the laundry detergent up.
Someone's going to have to pay for that.
And we have a lot of moments where he's talking to no one and like other shit's going on in the background.
Yeah.
In parentheses on the line it says to no one.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
There's a lot of parentheticals for Benny that say to no one.
Oh, that explains so much in rehearsal.
Yeah, yeah.
Well, when you see him talking to no one and you're like, who is he talking to?
The answer is no one.
Yeah, out.
The answer is no one.
He's just saying it to hear himself.
Yeah.
No, he's like one of the guys who likes to hear himself talk.
Yeah.
And then we have Martha.
Martha.
Oh, yeah.
Martha.
Played by Rasha and Chance.
So perfect.
Amazing.
Really perfect.
Really freakishly perfect.
They look incredible.
Oh, my God.
They look so good. Like, beautiful. Like, beautiful, beautiful, beautiful hot. really perfect really freakishly they look incredible oh my god it looks so like beautiful
like beautiful beautiful beautiful hot so what's martha's vibe we just took the trope of like
the woman has one personality trait and it's that she's clean yeah um because it's meta it's like
you know it's it is the it's the monica it's the yes there's always like's always the girl who's just clean,
and she is like, you're no fun.
You're just clean.
And it's like, what?
And that's a really annoying trope to see,
but when we're writing things to trope
and we're writing things to be super meta,
it's like, of course, that's what the girl has to be like.
The girl has to be like, I literally am just like, no, yeah.
Just like she's going to a business meeting but could get drinks after, always. Oh, yeah. The girl has to be like, I literally am just like, no, yeah. Just like she's going
to a business meeting
but could get drinks after,
always.
Yeah.
Yes.
And like no one assumes
that she would have
any like sexual desires
because she likes
the house to be clean.
Yeah, yeah.
Which, of course,
you can't have both.
Yeah, clean is the opposite
of sex.
Obviously.
But she's a neat freak
virgin. Yeah, and then we have like real
life Dominic Patron. Yeah.
Oh yeah. So yeah, Dominic's
Dominic is one of the only two characters
in the whole thing that are
just like a real Smosh lore character. Courtney's
character. Yeah, Courtney. Also played by
Olivia. Yeah.
Olivia's insane.
Yeah, she's so good. Yeah, it's pretty awesome. They're both so good. And Courtney just fully becomes Dominic. Oh yeah. Oh yeah. Yeah. Who slays it. Olivia's insane. Yeah, she's so good. Yeah, it's pretty awesome.
They're both so good. And Courtney just fully
becomes Dominic. Oh, yeah.
She's gone. I don't see Courtney at all.
Just Dominic. Breaking,
it's gonna be, I think Courtney will be the hardest to break.
Yeah. But I've got plans
up my sleeve. Because when you break, it's like,
you know, a vibe of try not to laugh. You break
and then your exact
character comes in and takes over.
And takes over on that same line.
Yeah.
Repeat that line.
They just keep going in the scene.
Yeah.
And if you just keep breaking,
you just keep swapping back and forth.
We had a moment in rehearsal with us
where I think on one line we swapped like four times.
Yeah.
And we kept trying to nail the line.
It's so funny.
Oh, it's going to happen a lot.
It's so funny.
And yeah, it's, oh my God, it's so funny.
Yeah.
Like they absolutely, we knew that like one of the tropes is like, you know.
Ladies man.
The ladies man.
Casanova.
The Barneys, you know, and the Joey.
And we were just like, well, that already exists in Dominic.
Which is perfect.
Yeah, might as well.
Yeah.
Then we have Kevin.
Love Kevin.
Played by Ian and Anthony.
Yes. The lovable loser. Nothing ever goes his well. Yeah. Then we have Kevin. Love Kevin. Played by Ian and Anthony. Yes.
The lovable loser.
Nothing ever goes his way.
Down on his luck.
Always getting broken up with.
Yeah.
He's always like, guys, I have a problem.
Yeah.
Always that guy.
He's pretty much the main character of every sitcom.
He's like the Ted Mosby.
Yeah.
Kind of just like, oh, this guy's a loser, but all his friends love him.
All he wants is love.
Yeah, and he'll never get it.
So, yeah but he they
do an amazing job they get tortured a lot
I don't know if you guys like that or hate that
but it happens so buckle up
poor babies yeah
they're like being thrown about
the whole sitcom like
emotionally physically
poor babies but we
love him we love Kevin we love. But we love him.
We love Kevin.
We love Kevin and we love Ian and Anthony who are playing them.
We love them.
The whole friend group loves Kevin.
All they want is to do something nice for him
because the last 30 years of his life haven't gone well.
I know.
And so, you know.
It hasn't been his day, his month, or even his year.
Yeah, so they want to throw a party for him.
Yeah, and that's, spoiler alert, that's what, or even his year. Yeah, so they want to throw a party for him. Yeah, yeah.
And that's, spoiler alert, that's what the whole episode is.
Oh, baby.
Throwing a party.
And that's the core friend group.
That's the core friend group.
Hypothetically, yeah.
And then there's a couple other characters.
Yeah.
And then there's Krungle, played by Amanda and I.
This is the Krungle and Krungle podcast now.
You have to rename it from Smosh.
From Krungle to Krungle. From Krungle to Krungle. Krungle to Krungle. now You have to rename it from Smosh From Krungle to Krungle
Krungle to Krungle
We're in between two Krungles
Oh my god
How do you guys feel?
I feel so activated
Finally someone feels sexual from Krungle
Krungle might be the biggest
mess of all the characters
Because truly Krungle is inspired
by a million things.
Yes.
Kramer.
We started with Kramer.
Kimmy Gibbler.
Yeah.
Kimmy Gibbler.
Yeah.
Yeah.
So true.
For me, a lot of my inspiration is Golden Girls.
Yep.
Yeah.
Yeah.
That's very true.
Krungle is like somewhere between 50 and 90 years old.
And ageless.
Krungle aged.
Ageless.
Yeah.
Ageless. She is the kooky neighbor. And ageless. Krungle aged. Ageless. Yeah.
She is the kooky neighbor.
Because every sitcom has a kooky neighbor.
Like a boundaryless neighbor that's like always in your space.
Knocking over things.
Why are you here?
And we just took that to an extreme of like,
what if there was someone that you really, really,
it was like, we do not want you here.
Yeah.
And they say it to your face. Yeah.
And you're like, okay.
But Krungle's just the best.
She's a free spirit.
Yeah, she's a freak.
She's weird.
She's lived many lives.
She's done everything.
Yes.
You know, because those neighbors,
it's like just,
they're the yes and machine.
They're the way to introduce
anything into the sitcom.
Yes.
That's Krungle.
Yeah, love Krungle.
An absolute blast.
We play her similarly,
but also completely different.
You guys definitely have different takes on Krungle,
which I love.
I love.
It is, I'm just so excited for the Krungle spinoff.
I mean, there has to be one,
because like, oh my God, it's amazing.
She has so much going on in her apartment.
Yeah.
Her apartment is like a whole ecosystem.
It's skeletons.
It's just skeletons.
It's just skeletons.
Lining the walls.
War stories, Weird things from
her exes.
Did they know that they were her exes?
I don't know. It's pretty awesome.
I think she has... She's sponsored by
Hustler. She has one of those
police... What are the radios in the police cars?
Oh, yeah.
She puts it on when she comes home. And she's an Uber
driver who tells Shane conspiracy theories
on the way to the airport.
Like that's so, yeah, that's Krungle.
I'm so excited for you guys to meet Krungle.
It's an absolute blast.
I can't be, it's my fault, but Krungle's outfit is insane.
So much makeup.
Layers and layers.
Heaviest eyelashes on the planet.
And when I got into all this makeup, like I don't love wearing wigs and makeup and stuff.
I don't know why it makes me like tired.
Yeah, that's valid.
I'm just kind of like out of it.
But I get into all of this and I look in the mirror.
I'm like, this is so funny.
Yeah.
And I'm like, this is what it has to be.
Oh my God, I gave myself this.
Shane, you did this to yourself.
Shane in this outfit fell asleep like so many times.
Oh my God.
But even me too.
The eyelashes were so heavy.
I hope during the show it happens.
That they just.
If I fall asleep on stage.
I hope you fall asleep in real life during the show.
Once we get into the show, I'm going to lose my mind.
I'm going to.
Super physical.
I'm going to chug a gallon of cold brew before.
And I'm going to chug a gallon of milk for myself.
Yeah.
So that I throw up.
It's just like.
It's a blast.
I'm so excited.
Yeah, it's going to be awesome.
You guys absolutely kill it.
It is like so silly and stupid.
I love our lines.
You guys wrote our lines.
They're so good.
She has the craziest backstory
that we never find out really.
We just hear hints of it.
You can sense it.
You can sense it.
We know it.
It might come out.
Look, we can improvise whatever we want.
That's true.
We can take charge and say whatever shit we want to say.
I'm just literally going to yes and everything you say,
and I know that you're going to yes and everything we say.
So whatever we come up with is going to get better.
I'll just say the thing we knew about Krungle from the beginning
is she's a gaslighter,
and she absolutely was at
the January 6th insurrection.
Those were the two things we were like, so this is
Krungle. Yeah. That's so true.
We had on a whiteboard Krungle equals gaslighter
for like weeks.
She is a gaslighter. She's a total gaslighter.
She's a gaslighter. You're being weird. No, you're being weird.
No, you're fucking crazy. I like to think she was at January 6th but not for
the same reasons as anyone. No, no, no.
She walked by and she went,
what's going on?
Is this a farmer's market?
Am I invited?
Yeah, she thought it was a farmer's market.
She was trying to buy oranges from people.
But she has a podium.
Oh, yeah.
And she has a poster for some reason.
Another big thing about Krungle
is that Krungle's biggest want
is to be part of the friend group.
And she will never be part of the friend group. And she will never be part of the friend group.
And that's a huge thing.
She just wants friends.
But she doesn't realize that she never will be.
She's like, I'll convince her.
Yeah, which is great.
And then we have Chosens are in it.
Yeah.
You know them.
The Chosens.
I don't want to say where they play a part.
But they're in it.
But they're in it.
But they're in it.
They're in it.
So they'll be there.
And then we have.
And then we have Tommy's character.
Oh, no, we have one more other character, too.
Yes, we have Young Sebastian.
Oh, my God.
I completely forgot about Young Sebastian.
The boy genius.
How could you forget?
He's been here the whole time.
That's right.
Young Sebastian is like a Young Sheldon vibe, boy genius.
It's Young Sheldon, but worse.
In fact, I'd call it a direct ripoff.
It's a direct ripoff.
It's a direct ripoff.
When I walked in and you guys were like, yeah, so Young Sebastian.
Yeah, yeah. And I was like, what? Yeah. To the I walked in and you guys were like, yeah, so Young Sebastian. I was like,
what? To the point where in rehearsal
people are constantly accidentally saying
Young Sheldon.
That's Angela and
Keith, which is perfect.
They are great at it.
Yeah, it's awesome. Young Sebastian
is a boy genius.
A boy genius. He's an eight-year-old rocket scientist.
And he's in the friend group because what child isn't?
He's in the friend group.
Crunk is not in the friend group.
He forces himself in the friend group.
Young Sebastian is in the friend group.
Yeah.
And listen,
he's got science magic.
Yeah.
Yeah.
He's amazing.
He schools everyone.
But also,
he's a little shit.
He's a little shit.
He's a catchphrase you'll find out.
Absolute narcissist.
Complete narcissist.
But when you think about it,
this is a trope of sitcoms.
There was a show called Smart Guy, and the whole thing is a child genius.
This is a real trope, which is insane.
Urkel, child genius.
Oh, Urkel.
Remember when Urkel got a makeover?
Does anyone remember this?
He goes into a time machine and gets a makeover and comes out hot.
Oh, I do remember this.
Pass. I do remember this. Yes. Pass.
I do remember this.
Pass.
He looks a little bit older.
Anyways, whatever.
It's fine.
He looked over 18.
No.
Pass.
Well, you mean child hot.
He gets hot for the other children.
Pass.
Pass.
Pass.
For the other children.
Well, I watched it as a child.
It's important to specify.
He gets hot for the other children. Yes. Fine watched it as a child. It's important to specify. He gets hot for the other children.
Yes, fine.
Next.
As a child, watching the child.
Yes.
No, that's fine.
That's fine.
So when we were writing the script, Shane really wanted it.
I want to double down on this.
Thanks, Sid.
When you watch Boy Meets World and you're a child, you go, wow, Topanga, wow, we, wow,
yeah, yeah, yeah.
You're a child So it's okay
But if you were an adult
It'd be weird
I get what you're saying
Because I was a child
Watching that
And even I was like
Topanga
Wawa
Wuga
Child hot
When I was young
Like Lizzie McGuire
Yes of course
Wawa
Wuga
Yeah I never
Me and Lizzie
Nah
Really
But even Stevens
Wawa
Wuga Wawa Wuga Ren? Wawa-wooga.
Wawa-wooga.
Ren Stevens?
Wawa-wooga.
Shout out.
Shout out to Ren Stevens.
Yeah.
That's the only way I show people I'm interested in them.
Yeah.
Wawa-wooga.
Wawa-wooga.
And anyway, I'll never be loved.
This is what I'm saying.
The fucking sudden set things.
The bangers.
Anyways.
Shane, it is true I do turn to you a lot and go, what do you think about this?
Yeah, you do.
I forever ago went on their podcast.
Oh my God.
And I was supposed to be a ref and I'm in the middle of them and they were drinking and I was sober.
And just they hit a point where they ranted to a degree where I actually didn't know what was going on.
Yeah.
And then all of a sudden you turned to me and you said some of the most insane shit
ever.
You like told me like a very personal thing.
Oh my God, yeah.
You like turned sad.
And then you just like looked at me and I was just like, and I remember being like,
I put my hand on your shoulder.
I was like, it's, it's okay.
Oh.
We, we told Shane stuff.
I remember being like, oh my God.
We told Shane like, show up. You're going to referee us. We're Shane. Be like, oh, my God. We told Shane, like, show up.
You're going to referee us.
We're going to be drunk.
That's the episode.
Yeah.
And I think Shane didn't really think we would be that drunk.
Oh, we were hammered.
We each had a bottle of wine to ourselves.
We were hammered.
And we had technical difficulties, which gave you more time to drink the wine.
Of course.
That sounds amazing. It was the best. Can I do that, but, like, join in drink the wine. Of course. That sounds amazing.
It was the best.
Can I do that, but like join in on the wine?
Oh my God, absolutely.
That's just a girl's night.
Yeah, that's just a girl night.
I mean, listen, if we ever bring the podcast back, we'll do the three of us just drink.
And Shane can ref.
And you can ref.
And I'll ref again.
Oh God, poor Shane.
Yeah.
Shouldn't be there.
Okay, so we have the Chosen's out of there.
And then finally, lastly, we're not going to reveal the name. No. Yes, we're not. Because the name is so stupid. It, so we have the Chosen's that are there, and then finally, lastly, we're not going to reveal the
name. No. Yes, we're not. Because the name is so stupid.
It's so stupid. But Tommy's character,
Tommy's the one who's not going to be swapping in and out
of any roles. Nope, he is on his own.
But Tommy also doesn't have any actual
lines. He has like one actual line
in the script. Otherwise, Tommy's
a fully improvised character on
stage. Tommy's an agent of chaos.
I actually think he's probably
going to be my favorite character
because in rehearsal, I was like...
He's just saying insane shit.
He's so funny.
And that's rehearsal.
Yeah.
I mean, you can't tie Tommy down.
You have to let him just do anything he wants to do.
Let him go wild.
When he read the script
and we were like,
you're going to be this character,
he was like, well, here's the thing.
That character's not in it. And we were like, you're gonna be this character, he was like, well, here's a thing. That character's not in it.
And we were like, no.
That character's in whatever they want
to be in.
They are in any part they want
to be in. He was like, sorry?
And we were like, yes.
The degree to
which we can try to
destroy this show from within
is crazy.
Tommy's character's in specific scenes.
There's nothing stopping him from just
walking into another scene.
He can do whatever he wants.
And the thing about it is we're not going to reveal
the name because the name is too stupid.
But we were coming up
with, we were trying to come up with the name
of a location
a location in the place.
Can we say what the location is?
Well, you know what?
Let's give a rundown of the basic premise of the episode.
Sure.
Right.
Sure.
Yeah.
So the whole basis of the episode is we're trying to throw a birthday party for Kevin.
Or a surprise party for Kevin.
Surprise party for Kevin.
Because Kevin doesn't get a lot of love.
So let's show Kevin some love.
And there's a couple locations in this sitcom.
Like all sitcoms, there's a coffee shop.
And there is an apartment set.
Underneath the coffee shop.
Yes, that's right there at the coffee shop.
Underneath the coffee shop?
Underground.
Because you know how sometimes in How I Met Your Mother,
they live above or something?
They live above a coffee shop.
Do they live above a bar?
I think they live above a bar.
Yeah.
So they live underneath.
Yeah, they live underneath the coffee shop.
Underground.
It's subterranean.
It's never said.
It's never stated.
We know it.
It's just true.
But you listening to this podcast, you get the exact scoop.
You know that the apartment is underneath the coffee shop.
100%.
Underneath the ground of the city.
It's underground.
Yeah, the coffee shop is underground.
The apartment is underground.
Yes.
So whenever I say I'm looking out the window, now I know I'm looking at cement.
You're looking at cement.
And Krungle is the neighbor, so she just lives underground.
She lives under that apartment.
I don't even know if she has an apartment.
I don't even know if she's...
We know she lives underground.
She lives underground.
She lives underground for sure. But I don't know if if she's really dug. We know she lives underground. She lives underground. She lives underground for sure.
But I don't know if she has like, yeah.
She's perfect at digging passageways.
She's great.
She's in a tunnel.
There's a coffee shop,
like a central perk,
and we were trying to come up with like,
okay, well,
what would be a stupid bad name
for that coffee shop?
And obviously we asked AI.
Yeah, we went back and forth.
So quick shout out plug to AI.
Oh God.
We didn't use the AI.
Pretty cool, AI.
Thank you for all you do, AI.
We did check chat GBT.
We were going back and forth.
We were thinking, what's something that's kind of inappropriate or what's something that's like a weird spin on something?
Sid was like, I'm going to ask AI what.
Yeah, no, put it on me.
That's good.
We were like, why am I so sad, baby, in this episode?
No, you're fine, you're fine, you're fine, you're fine.
No, it's because you did that face.
You were like.
Just to be clear, Smosh hired writers.
Yeah.
And then the writers hired AI.
No, we also didn't use the AI.
No, no, it was bad.
But we did check to see.
This is actually why you shouldn't use AI,
is we checked to see.
We were like, what is the most stupid name?
Inappropriate name for a coffee shop.
And they were like, Cup of Brown.
And then after that, we're like, but I wouldn't recommend doing that.
Because people won't come to your coffee shop.
And we were like, shut up.
No, shut up, you idiot.
So then we went back to us and our human brains.
And then we were doing a joke on a joke on a joke on a joke on a joke.
Shocker.
And we came up,
we came up with the stupidest name of a coffee shop of all time.
And it's so stupid.
And we were like,
they're not going to let us call it this.
It's that's too stupid.
And then now it's called that.
Yeah.
No,
you guys pitched it to me and I was like,
yeah.
And we were like,
and that's my favorite part about this whole experience.
There's been so many things.
You've been like,
what about this?
Knowing like,
that's not going to get.
And then you're like, yeah, you go like, yeah, that's fine. That's what I love about you've been like, what about this? Knowing like, that's not gonna get it. And then you're like,
yeah, that's fine.
That's what I love about you guys
is that you guys will go
to that place
and then be like,
might as well just fucking ask.
You can always be told
to take it back.
The worst thing that happens
is somebody says no.
Yeah.
But I realize
we hardly cut anything.
Like, there's really not much.
There were like rewrites
and things that had to change
for structure of game.
Yes.
But in terms of purely cutting things because the things didn't work, like you guys.
There was something that was too crazy.
No.
We've rewritten the script to make it flow.
Yeah.
But we've not rewritten it because it's like, no, we can't say that.
Yeah.
No.
But the breaking will be crazy.
Like who do you guys think is going to break the most?
Me.
But I won't be on stage.
Yeah.
Yeah.
But you guys are also going to be involved.
Oh yeah, we'll be there.
But I think of the people on stage,
I feel like you guys are going to break a lot
and have to switch out a lot
because I feel like you guys are just insane.
You guys wrote the best lines for us.
I think you guys are insane
and you both come in, even in the rehearsals,
with things that I'm like, what?
It's so shocking and perfect.
And I think that you will make each other break.
I think you guys are going to break.
I think so too.
And you guys each other.
I think Keith and Angela are going to break in a very different way.
I think we gave them a lot of big words to say.
Well, because to be clear, if you mess up a line, that also counts.
Yeah.
And then the person has to say the same line from the top.
They have to keep attempting.
And we gave young Sebastian a lot of dialogue that is purposefully jarring and all over the place in the structure of it.
Of like, first it's this topic, then it's this topic, then it's this topic, and it has nothing to do with it.
And that's the joke for us.
And also, a lot of lines, we're improvising, we're saying these lines,
but there's a lot of lines that, as we're saying,
we're given a cue card off-camera
that we have to read. That is
something we've never heard before. Are you guys going to be
doing the cue cards? I hope so. I love that.
That would be the greatest thing on the planet.
I think so. I wish you guys could have the cue cards
and then change it if you wanted to.
I wonder if we can. I would do anything.
I don't know
i'm crazy just the thought of having them there having you guys there just makes me so happy like
during rehearsal just having you guys there was so nice to be like are they proud are they proud
of us oh my god we're doing the script you it is so no it's gonna be so fun like it's it's so dumb
so silly like oh my god so fun but it's so dumb, so silly. Oh my God, so fun.
But it's also like in order to write,
in order to have a dumb, silly show,
it has to be so smart.
You have to write it so smart.
That's the thing.
I will say this is the hardest thing
because even pitching it to you guys,
I felt bad.
I'm just like,
how are you guys going to write this?
This is insane.
Where I'm like,
write a script that's supposed to be a fucking mess
and collapse.
Well, they're brilliant.
I also think
a big help has been Kate,
who is directing it.
Oh, yes.
And her big thing is
she's gonna keep it
as absurd as it is,
but she's gonna ground it
in some sort of reality
of the absurd world
that it's in.
Yes, let's give a shout out
to Kate, our director.
She's the best,
and she'll say things that are like, yeah, so in this world, this thing
is true.
And even though the thing she's saying is insane, she's like, okay, now let's find the
logic of this world.
And we're like, yeah, for sure.
Like that's the right thing to do.
Well, things have to be built in order to break.
Yeah, yeah.
You know, if you break nothing, it's not funny.
But if something is built a little bit and then you rip it to shreds, it's hilarious.
No, and my hope, and we'll see on the night, but my hope is built a little bit and then you rip it to shreds it's hilarious no and my hope and we'll see on the night
but my hope is like the first
like bit of the show the
first act it's gonna be crazy but
it's gonna be like alright I'm watching a sitcom
and then by the end of it
I don't know look if part
of the set is torn down
if people are fully like if their costumes
messed up people are lost
wigs there could be a little bit of a fire somewhere.
I don't know.
I'd be fine with that.
I love a fire.
We hope someone, you know, fire, injured someone runs into a fire.
This is what we want.
I adore a fire.
The cameras go outside and we're just on the street.
On the street interviewing people about their conspiracy theories.
Just anything.
Down for it.
Yeah, so excited.
That's what I'm hoping for.
I'm going to do everything in my power
to make that happen.
Yeah.
Oh, God.
And you're me.
I'm you.
And so we're a team.
That's also what's kind of fun
is that all the characters
are kind of their own team.
Yeah.
Yeah.
It's awesome.
And it's like the duos are good.
The duos are perfect.
It's a show of duos.
It is.
It is.
It is. It is a show of duos. It is. It is. It is.
It is a show of duos.
Duolingo.
Yeah.
Duolingo the sitcom.
Duolingo the sitcom.
Sponsored by Duolingo and nothing else.
Honestly, pretty cool.
No, Duolingo the sitcom would actually be great because Duolingo gets it.
Yeah, and also he got a BBL.
Did you guys see that?
Oh, yeah.
Did you see the Duolingo owl got a BBL?
The Duolingo owl got a BBL.
And that's not a Mad Libs puzzle.
No, in real life.
The Duolingo Owl is caked up now.
Caked up.
And, like, there was a video about it.
Yeah, they did.
The owl was, like, not like you met someone.
I'm sorry.
I don't know the gender of the owl, so I'm just going to go with the owl.
We're going to say that.
The owl got caked.
So the owl got a BBL.
It is real.
Duolingo posted it. They were like, come with us to get a BBL. It is real. Duolingo posted it.
They were like, come with us to get a BBL.
If you get nothing else from this episode, go check out Duolingo's fat ass.
Wow.
The Duolingo owl is kicked.
You okay, Shane?
Just thinking about it.
Honestly.
What do you think about that, Shane?
I'm still going back to who Sid and Olivia are compared to us.
I go back and forth.
I love that for you.
I'm like, Sid, I relate to that so much.
Like, you okay, Shane?
You okay, Shane?
The Duolingo Owls kicked up?
Yeah.
By the way, I don't think you're sad baby.
No, I don't think so either.
It's okay.
No, but it's not.
Because you're not.
It's okay.
That was the most sad baby response.
No.
I think there's, I think there's, I think there's, everyone is a full human being.
And then there's the part of you that you lean into for fun in a social sense.
I think you just call out like the truth in the thing.
And some people are like, hey, and I like that.
I like that because I do that shit too.
It's the Judaism.
There's just so much Judaism in there.
And I just, that's it.
Oh my god.
Wow, there's so much that we covered.
Yeah, did you guys get anything you need?
Yeah.
Did we get what we needed?
Wait, are we still allowed in the building at this point?
Yeah, definitely.
Please.
Like, is there anything usable here?
Yes.
Okay.
Yes, the owl.
This is going to be a 10-minute episode.
This will be a 10-minute episode. 10-minute episode all about it. Yes, the owl. This is gonna be a 10 minute 10 minute episode all
about it. But wait, okay, one thing
that I wanna know is like, what was your guys'
like, favorite, favorite experience
of writing the show? Oh my god. Getting to
hang out with everyone. I know, I know, I know, I know,
I know, I know, it really is. Cause I just love
you all. And I, and I, and
like I, you know, just love you
and so I like to see you. I
love being able to hug you all I know
it's such a gift like what a wonderful thing it feels so warm and happy yeah so it's like no
matter so nice no matter what it's like that's the thing that is like the hands down like just
seeing everyone makes me so unbelievably happy I get so excited like Having to be here at 8 in the morning some days and being like,
yes, is crazy.
Crazy.
I guess I forgot
that I might not see you guys
every day and that makes me really, really sad.
Yeah, I hate that. We have to move into your basement.
Yeah.
Uh-oh.
I guess I'm moving to my basement. No one's in there.
It's one couch. You guys just have to adopt my basement? No one's in there. Yeah. There's one couch.
You guys just have to adopt us, and then we'll just follow you around.
I'm actually going to be really sad.
Okay.
I'm going to be really sad when the show's over.
Yeah.
It's going to be sad.
I'm actually going to be really sad.
I didn't even clock that yet.
I just clocked it right now.
We're just going to have to do more hangs.
I know.
Actual hangs.
Yeah.
Yeah.
You can be there.
Yeah, you can be there.
You can ref.
Yeah, you can ref.
You can ref the hangs.
You can sit in the corner. That's okay. You can be there. Yeah, you can be there. You can ref. Yeah, you can ref. You can ref the hang. You can sit in the corner.
That's okay.
Super stoked for that.
Actually, it was really funny.
It was so upsetting.
I would be happy to do it again.
So silly.
Is that podcast out?
Oh, yeah.
It's been out for years.
It's just called Sit and Olivia Talk Shit.
It's on YouTube and everything.
Yeah.
It was a while ago, and it was insane.
It's our top rated episode.
Really?
Yeah.
A hundred percent.
Have you seen you?
You're great.
You're amazing.
People love the concept of you being there.
They love the concept of us being drunk.
These are things that work well together. The episode is called We're Drunk with Shane Top.
Oh, that's amazing.
Because you don't drink on every episode.
No, just that one.
Just that one.
Just that one.
Which is hard to believe.
When you see the episodes.
Hard to believe we're sober this,
hard to believe we're sober right now.
You're like, those girls are sober?
Oh, no.
Yeah.
Okay.
I'm listening.
I'm sad.
I'm listening. I'm listening.
Okay.
These girls are not on any drugs.
Oh, wow.
Okay, I'm listening.
Wow.
We love you.
Oh, fuck. God, I wish you guys were kind of in the show as like a guest. Oh, wow. Okay, I'm listening. Wow. We love you. Oh, fuck.
God, I wish you guys were kind of in the show as like a guest.
Oh, my God.
What if we were your Guillermo from Jimmy Kimmel and we can sit in a trench coat?
We can stack it on my shoulders.
Amanda, here's the thing.
We don't know what's going to actually happen.
No one knows.
That's true.
There's so much that we don't know.
There's so many secrets in this script
that is redacted that we haven't seen
that are just surprises that we won't know.
So like, I am kind of nervous and excited about that,
but also like, fuck it, let's do it.
I'm so excited.
It's gonna be a mess.
Regardless, we'll be sitting off screen in a trench coat.
We'll be stacked on each other's shoulders
in a big, long trench coat.
Just regardless.
The whole show? Whether you see us or not, that's what we'll be stacked on each other's shoulders in a big long trench coat. Just for the whole show.
Whether you see us or not, that's what we'll be doing.
Oh my god. 90 minute show
and... I've got strong legs.
I can do it. Oh, so it's Sid gonna be...
Of course she's on top. What are you talking about?
Oh, yeah. Um, I'm very weak.
She's light.
She's light. I've got strong legs.
Olivia was a kickboxing instructor
so Olivia's very strong
and she's very light
fuck yeah
I'm very weak
no you're light
guys the show is May 10th
get your tickets at
live.smosh.com
if you want to see
Olivia carry Sid
on her shoulder
and there's three different
packages
you can get the basic cable
which is the show
plus the VOD
that you can watch for a month after then there's the basic cable, which is the show plus the VOD that you can watch
for a month after.
Then there's
the after show special,
which gives you access
to the after show.
By that point,
after that show,
we're going to be so kooky
that that after show
is going to be nuts.
We're going to be able
to talk about all the things
that happen behind the scenes
of the show,
all the things that were
going right, going wrong.
We'll be able to show off the set,
kind of walk around,
run around. It'll be fun. It's going set, like kind of walk around, run around.
It'll be fun.
It's gonna be like when everyone at the sleepover
is awake at three in the morning.
Exactly.
Yes.
And then there's the full house package,
which all of that plus character prints
of all the characters that you'll get sent.
That's so fun.
Very good photos.
Wait, I want that.
Well, too bad.
Okay, maybe we can give it to them. You bad. Okay, maybe we can give it to them.
Maybe we can give it to them.
Well, guys, this was unreal.
You guys are the best.
So fun.
I learned so much.
So much.
I need to look up The Owl.
Oh, yeah.
I want to check it out.
I'm caked.
So, guys, please join us May 10th
and get your tickets at live.smosh.com.
Sid and Olivia, you guys are the best.
We love you.
We love you guys so much.
Big fans.
Mom and dad, love you guys.
Oh, we're mom and dad.
Fun.
Krungle and krungle.
Krungle to krungle.
See you this Friday.
We will be krungle.
Bye.
Not real words.