Smosh Mouth - #58 - Introducing Your New Hosts

Episode Date: August 19, 2024

Chanse and Angela take over Smosh Mouth... for the bit! Cancel your unwanted subscriptions by going to http://RocketMoney.com/SMOSHMOUTH Get $35 off Aura Frames' best-selling frame by visiting https://AuraFrames.com and using the promo code SMOSH at checkout! 0:00-1:50 Intro 1:51-5:33 Introducing Bit City! 5:33-44:33 Getting into the bits 44:34-55:12 Our guest’s advice SUBSCRIBE: https://smo.sh/Sub2SmoshCast WEAR OUR JOKES: https://smosh.com WHO YOU HEAR Amanda Lehan-Canto // https://www.instagram.com/filmingamanda/ Chanse McCrary // https://www.instagram.com/phatchanse/ Angela Giarratana // https://www.instagram.com/angelagiovanagiarratana/ WHO YOU DON’T HEAR (usually) Director: Selina Garcia Editor: Alyssa Salter Producer: Amanda Lehan-Canto, Shayne Topp, Selina Garcia Production Designer: Cassie Vance Art Director: Erin Kuschner Art Coordinator: Alex Aguilar, Josie Bellerby Audio Mixer: Scott Neff Director of Photography: James Hull Assistant Director: Alexcina Figueroa Director of Production: Amanda Barnes Production Manager: Alexcina Figueroa Production Coordinator: Zianne Hoover Operations & Production Coordinator: Oliver Wehlander Production Assistant: Ovsana Tsaturian Post Production Manager: Luke Baker DIT/Lead AE: Matt Duran IT: Tim Baker Director of Design: Brittany Hobbs Graphic Designers: Ness Cardano, Monica Ravitch Senior Manager, Channel & Strategy: Lizzy Jones Channel Operations Coordinator: Audrey Carganilla Director of Social Media: Erica Noboa Social Creative Producer: Peter Ditzler, Tommy Bowe Social Strategist: Mallory Myers Social Media Coordinator: Kim Wilborn Talent Coordinator: Selina Garcia Operations PA: Katie Fink CEO: Alessandra Catanese EVP of Programming: Kiana Parker Coordinator Producer of Programming: Marcus Munguia Executive Coordinator: Rachel Collis OTHER SMOSHES: Smosh: https://smo.sh/Sub2Smosh Smosh Pit: https://smo.sh/Sub2SmoshPit Smosh Games: https://smo.sh/Sub2SmoshGames El Smosh (Spanish Dub): https://smo.sh/Sub2ElSmosh FOLLOW US: TikTok: https://smo.sh/TikTok Snapchat: http://smo.sh/OnSnapchat Instagram: https://instagram.com/smosh Facebook: https://facebook.com/smosh Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Welcome to Smosh Mouth. I'm Angela. And I'm Chance. And we have a guest. She's a little nervous. Guest? We have a guest. Guest? We have a guest. She's a little nervous. She's never been on a podcast before. Please welcome Amanda Leehan-Canto. Hi guys. Can I speak in the mic just normal? Yeah. Okay. So excited to be here. We're excited to be here. We are taking over Smosh Mouth today. No jokes. And we get to be ourselves, which is fun. Last time we took over Smosh Mouth, we... Were Amanda and Shane. And we get to do it. We're taking the wheel. Taking the driver's seat. And why are we here today, Angela? Woo! Let me tell ya.

Let me tell ya. I'm appreciative that you're giving us the space to host your show. Yes, I love being a guest. I'm very excited. Because, speaking of hosting, Chance and I will now be getting into a hosting position and we're gonna talk about that a little later. And a little later is

right now. Shane pitched a show. We're all on board. We're all coming together to put a new show on the main channel. And it's called. You have something in your throat. It was just like the whole time. It's just such important information.

I was going to say like it was such a big opening. But it felt like there was like a drummer. And it's just too important. So it's like there was a drummer fucking gargling. It's called the machine. I think you need to begin again. We got a new show coming out. We didn't say quieter. We just said clear your face.

Okay, listen, bitch. Also, you don't need to yell. We're not announcing. The tone police are out in force today. I'm just watching. Because I have been tone policed three times in this one episode. Okay, go ahead. You begin again. Okay, we have a new show called Bit City, and it's going to be really good, and it's going to be really funny.

Guys, actually, that's huge. It's going to be so much fun. What's happening is we get to do something really fun on the main channel and when I say we, it's literally everybody. We have Ian, we have Anthony, we have Tommy, we have Shane, we have Cordy, we have literally everybody that we are going to

do this together and it's going to be truly the best thing ever. We're basically doing a Tonight Show variety show on YouTube. I'm so excited about this because I feel like we've been, how long have we been working on this for? Two months? Two days.

See, what Chance just did there is called a bit. And that's what we will be doing. It won't be sketches. It'll be some types of sketches. And it won't be like conversations. It'll be in the between, the bits. A bit is like a joke, but it's not necessarily a set up punchline.

It's more of just like a little gag, a little treat, a little ongoing thing. So like, I have a bit that I say Angela all the time. My bit is Angela. Or I treat Angela all the time. My bit is Angela. Or I treat Angela like a dog, which is really funny. That's a great bit. That's a bit? That's been a bit?

Yeah. That's been going on for years. How long does this, I thought bits were quick. No, bits can last for centuries. Centuries long. Like your bit is being gay. That's actually such a good bit.

Oh my God. We're all in on the bit. It's not a bit. See, that was a bit. See, that was a bit. So what's going to be

really fun is that we've done a lot of sketches and then we do a lot of conversational stuff where we sit around and we play games together or we sit at Smosh Mouth. But it's literally

going to be somewhere in between. And it's gonna be all of us, which is fun. It was Shane's idea. What do you guys think the longest bit in history has been? I think it's maybe Where's Anthony. Oh God. In the history of Smosh. That is a bit.

Where's Anthony was the longest bit. It was a really long bit. And I don't think he liked it. No, what other bits are long? I mean, one of my favorite bits is, please put Arasha in a Marvel movie, please. I have a bit, whenever we have company outings and it's time to pay the check,

I always go up to Ally and I'm like, you want me to take this one? Oh. I'll put my card down, we can split it. That's a good bit. I'm not splitting shit, hell no! And she follows your bit by going, you all can Venmo me. Yeah. That's her bit. That's building on top of my bit. It'm not supposed to. Hell no. And she follows your bit by going you all can Venmo me. That's her bit.

That's building on top of my bit. It is building. Yes. And what's crazy is you always Venmo her a lot of money and we don't. Too much. Too much. Yeah, we went to a steakhouse last time and you took the whole thing. That's crazy. And I would do it again. I only tip 2% and she tips

32%. And sometimes people aren't always in on the bit. No, people don't. The bit is not always for everyone. Yeah. The bit is not inclusive. What? The bit is inclusive sometimes.

I see. The bit is exclusive sometimes. Uh-huh. Great. Not everyone can always. You won't always know that someone's doing a bit. And you will always know that. But I think people who don't normally do bits don't always know it's a bit.

And then they go, is this a bit? Yeah. And you go, yeah, and that kills the bit. A hundred percent. That's the death of a bit. When you ask if it's a bit. That'll murder it. Yeah.

Oh, that sucks too. It really hurts. But anyway, we're going to be talking about it a little bit today, but we don't want to tease too much because it will be coming out soon. And this show will be only on the main channel. Yeah, which is super fun. And we're all doing it together, which will be a blast. So the next part of the show, we have several segments that might or might not be on the show.

The show's so crazy that you won't be able to tell which ones are real segments on the show and which ones are not. So, without further ado, our first segment is Random Rankings. Angela has prepared rankings of things, one list for Amanda and one list for me, and we have to randomly rank them in order.

Now, is this something we're doing just on the podcast, or is this happening in Bit City? Exactly. So, what we're doing on SmoshPath right now is we're going to do some things that we will do in BitCity. Some of these things will be in BitCity. Some of these things we're just doing now because we're having fun. But we won't tell you

which ones are real and which ones are fun. I love it. Yeah, it'll be fun. I wanted to do this. I'm obsessed with that TikTok filter. I have to give credit to it. And you rank random stuff. It's so much fun. Everyone's obsessed with that TikTok filter. I have to give credit to it. And you rank random stuff. It's so much fun. Everyone's obsessed with it. So I wrote specific ones for you too. Because you don't know the order in which you'll get the things.

Yes. So if you already use the 10 slot. Yes. And I wrote them specifically for you too. Is this the TikTok that you did at VidCon when you're on the dance floor? No. No. No.

Okay. What you're doing is I'm going to give you 10. Mom. Yeah. Hello? I'm going to give you 10 things. Okay. This actually I'm going to give you ten. Mom. Yeah, hello? I'm going to give you ten things. Okay. Actually, I'm going to give you seven. Each seven.

Okay, so you have a ranking. You have a one slot ranking, a two slot ranking, three slot ranking. One being the best. Heard. Ten being the worst. And once you use it, you can't do it again. So you can't be like, that's also a tier one. It's not tiers, it's rankings.

Heard. You have to put something in one already. Okay. And they might't be like, that's also a tier one. It's not tiers, it's rankings. Heard. Put something in one. And they might not be related at all. They won't be related at all. So once I make my decision of the number, it's set in stone. Yes. Heard. Chance, do you want to go first? Yeah. Okay.

Getting to the airport with just enough time to go through security before the plane boards. Two. Wow. Two? That is my favorite thing. You didn't even have to sit at the gate. It is my, I do not sit at the gate. I show up. I didn't even know this about you,

and when I was creating this rank list, I was like, oh, that's such a good one. I show up as people are standing to board, and most of the time, it's when my thing is, my section is boarding. That is insane. I mean, it's not just like an organic, it's not a weird thing to love.

People strive for that timeline, and sometimes you cut it in too early, an organic, it's not a weird thing to love. People strive for that timeline. And sometimes you cut it in too early or you cut it in too late. Disagree 100%. I'm always right there on time. I love timing that shit out so perfectly. You like to be there early? Oh, yeah.

I love to see the stores, the duty free, try on makeup and tell people to stop bothering me. I'm just trying on makeup and I will not be buying anything. Thank you so much. And I like to get a coffee and sit and people watch and maybe, maybe two hours go by and then I get on my flight. Okay. So that was your two next Lord Farquaad.

This is one to seven, by the way, not one to 10. I'm going to go with, uh, four. Okay. He's pretty iconic. Yeah. Especially in the musical version. Yes. Okay. He's pretty iconic. Yeah. Especially in the musical version. Yes. Okay.

When you get along with everyone at your table when you're eating at like a hibachi grill. Whoa. Like the table vibes are incredible. Wait, do you mean everyone like also strangers? So you're here with like just Amanda? Okay, I'm going to say three. Yeah. And then everyone at the table.

So I've got two, three, four already. Oh, God. Isn't that a good one? That's a really good one. That happened to me once, and I was like, oh, my God, everyone here is vibing. Can I ask a question? Yes. Am I getting the same questions?

No. Great. So can I say something? Yes. That's probably a six for me. Whoa. You don't want to vibe with her at a hibachi table? I want a couple people that I'm like, I can't look at you the whole time.

Like, I want to just focus on my people and, like, maybe two people. And it's like, yay. Once, I was at a hibachi table, and it was me and my friends, and then a guy with, and then two young girls with their sugar daddy. Oh. And were they so fun?

The girls were so fun. Yeah! And then I would ask the sugar daddy questions, and he would get really uncomfortable. Oh, I love that. Okay, that's fun. Yeah. Like a good vibe at a dinner like that.

Okay, I take it back. maybe it's like a four. Yeah, okay, okay. The Rascal Flats. God bless the broken road. Shit. Alexina's saying big six. I'm gonna say one. There's no way you're gay.

What do you mean? The Rascal Flatts are incredible. One of the most incredible lead vocalists of all time. He sits really well in my voice. The way he can riff. No, he's excellent. But number one? So good. Number one?

So good. Number one. He's excellent. God bless the broken road. Having a new show you get to do with all of your friends on Smosh Main. Oh, my God. You have Rascal Flatts as number one. Let me just remind you.

So I have what left? Five, six, and seven. I'll go with five. That was always my lucky number. Oh, good. I care about that. Truffle fries. Oh, seven. I do not like truffle. Stinky. I love truffle but not like a lot. It lasts but certainly not least. And most of the time truffle

fries are truffle oil which tastes like trash. Truffle oil is not truffle. It's not. Automatically going to number six is Erin Dugal She works here at Zabacha She's the director of Bit City Dude Isn't that literally fucking incredible Director of Bit City God I love a woman director

And she's They're incredible She's chaos ensued Yes Like it's gonna The meetings we're all having Like she's a yes woman Yes which

We're pitching some crazy stuff I'm just feeling like there's gonna be a lot of raw fish on set all the time. Ew, I hate that. What? I hate that. She is a walking raw fish. And she pushes- Ew, that's so-

You can't call a woman that. I actually don't know how to feel about that. She is a cube of tuna. I rank that fucking 11. A cube of tuna. I'm sorry, I said what I said. A cube of tuna? Like, from the fridge? Is it cold, or is it room temp?

Because if it's room temp, it smells. Well, let's not dig into this. Erin's incredible. Erin is incredible, and she is truly getting us all together, and we are pitching cube tuna ideas. Guys, yeah. And we are pitching Cube Tuna's ideas. Guys, yeah.

And the Cube of Tuna herself is saying yes. Okay, so your list is, number one, the Rascal Flats. Number two, getting to the airport with just enough time after security before the plane boards. Number three, getting along with everyone at your hibachi table. Number four, Lord Farquaad. Number five, having a show that you get to do with all your friends in Smosh, Maine, which should be number one. And number six, Aaron Dougal. Number seven, Tru a show that you get to do with all your friends in Smosh, Maine, which should be number one.

And number six, Aaron Dougal. Number seven, Truffle Fries. Wow. Wow. I stand by that list. That's insane. Wow. Getting to do a show with your friends feels like it should be like, you know, the top.

Well, Rascal Flatts. Okay. A broken road. Okay, are you ready for yours? I'm so psyched. Bringing what you want to the register at the store and finding out what you wanted to buy is on sale. Oh. It's marked down and you didn't even know.

And you were going to buy it for $30 and now it's $15. $6. What the hell? Sounds fun, but I'm not the biggest shopper the fuck? I'm not the biggest shopper. And also, when I get a sale, I'm like, cool. I don't like. Yeah. You just got free money.

You don't like saving money? I do like saving money, but it's a six. And if you question me one more time, I will slap you both with my two hands like this. Okay, fine. I'll move on. Next. You guys seem upset. Yeah, I just can't believe you labeled that a six.

It just doesn't make any sense. Well, because. It's a three and a box. Hear me out. I know that there are good ones at the end of this list. next you guys seem upset yeah i just can't believe it doesn't make any sense well because three and above hear me out i know that there are good ones at the end of this list oh okay she's playing a strategic game unless there's bad ones well we don't know that do we julia roberts's smile i love julia roberts's smile it's a good and she got made fun of a lot, and it's beautiful. It's one of the best smiles. Honestly, two. Wow. I'm a Julia Roberts bitch.

I love her. You said Rascal Flatts was number one. Yeah. You can't speak. There's good reason. You actually can't speak to me. I actually can't speak. I can sing in God bless, bro. Don't.

Okay, next. When at Smosh it's announced that pizza's for lunch. I love pizza. Hard to work with. Hard to shoot four videos after lunch when you have pizza. Okay? It's like, pizza's for lunch. It's like

Good night. Good night. Literally the death of me. Yeah, that sucks compared to getting a shirt half off. Yeah. I'm gonna say getting a shirt half off. Yeah. I'm going to say seven. Yeah. I love pizza, but it makes it really hard to work. Okay, the next one.

The scene in Parent Trap when he brings her down to the wine cellar and he shows that he saved her that bottle of wine from their wedding and he blows off the dust and it goes right off of the logo perfectly. Like the art department made the dust only on the logo. I can smell the wine cellar. And she's in that like button up. You just painted that scene for me. I can smell it. And Dennis Quaid is looking zaddy.

So let me tell you something right now. I love wine cellars. When I think I'm going to die and go to heaven, I think it's going to be in a wine cellar. And it's going to be dusty. Or you think your heaven is going to be in a wine cellar? No, no, I don't want to die in a wine cellar. And it's going to be dusty. You think you're going to die in a wine cellar or you think your heaven is going to be in a wine cellar? No, no, I don't want to die in a wine cellar. That's awful. People won't find me for days.

I want to go to the wine cellar in my death. Yeah. And maybe there's a ghost there, but they're friendly and we make friends. There's a ghost in heaven? In the wine cellar. So where did the ghost come from if it's in heaven? She's so mad.

Number two. Yeah, that's an easy one. You already did number two. You did number two already. Shit. Julia Roberts' smile is Number two. Yeah, that's an easy one. You already did number two. You did number two already. Shit. Julia Roberts' Smile is number two? Yeah. Oh, God.

Goodness gracious me. Three. Yeah, that's a good three. Okay, next. You're botching this list, bro. Bitch, you botched your list big time. No, my list is pretty good. You said Aaron Dugan was a raw fish.

And I would stand by that. Alright. Let's go. Bitch city. T-Pain. Wow. Wow, there are gasps in the room. Here's the deal. Here's the deal. I love T-Pain. I love dancing to T-Pain. T-Pain was my shit. And if you've ever

heard him sing without the auto-tune, it's a gorgeous voice. He has a concert out on YouTube that was blowing up of him singing all of his stuff. It's a gorgeous voice. He has a concert out on YouTube that was blowing up with him singing all of his stuff. I watched it. God, it's so good. So what are you going to rank it? What's his song? Stripper? What's his stripper song? I'm in love with the stripper. She brought

and she brought. I fucked with that song, okay? But I don't want to give it a number one. Yeah. Because it's not. Okay. Number four Do I have number four open? Yeah Right under the scene of the parent trap Wait a second

What's number five? You haven't done it yet Six is the return Seven is pizza And five is T-Pain Four is T-Pain right now Four is T-Pain Good

Five is open Yeah Great Which brings me to Have you ever played a game of chess? No Yeah clearly Where can I rank chance? In this asshole great which brings me to have you ever played a game of chess no yeah clearly where can I rank chance

I don't think there's a list that actually I don't think I can come up with a number high enough to have them on my shit list the Pope did you have an answer and you changed it in your head I'm just changing what order I tell you them the Pope

I wrote these at 7am this morning and I was giggling. Okay, so all I have left is one and five. Yeah. That sucks. That sucks. How do you feel about the Pope? You're gambling on the Pope. Well, I love nuns, so I'm going to give the Pope a five and feel fine about it.

Okay. That's good because the last one is doing a show with all of your friends on Smosh. Yay! Number one. And guess who did this quiz right? Mwah! Well, you put sale at number six. Just kidding.

The last one was Rascal Flatts' discography. No, I'm kidding. Okay, so what's her list? Read her list out. Her list is number one, doing a show with all your friends on Smosh Mane. Number two, Julia Roberts' Smile. Number three, the scene in Parent Trap in the wine cellar. He shows her a bottle of wine from the wedding that they saved and they share

a smooch. Number four is T-Pain. Number five, naturally, the Pope. Number six, bringing what you want to the register when you find out it's marked down. And number seven, when we have pizza for lunch at Smosh. Wow. And I stand by that list. Yeah. That was incredible.

I am a queen and you are a jester. Yes. That was incredible. I am a queen and you are a jester. Yes. Welcome to Bit City. The next segment on the podcast we are going to be re-pitch! Re-pitch! We're going to be

re-pitching things that we have previously pitched to Smosh that they said hell no we're not doing that. In honor of this us getting to do this show, we have to pay homage to the dead bodies that were on the way to this. Chance and I, because at Smosh we were allowed to pitch stuff, and Chance and I have pitched some stuff,

and surprisingly, none of them have ever been taken. And we're going to tell you some stories. No, we've had some nibbles. We've had some nibbles. We've had some nibbles and as soon as they had a little taste of it, they were like, nope. So we're going to be re-pitching these shows that we've pitched because there have been dead bodies along the way. The first one that I will

re-pitch is that I pitched at, okay, so Oprah and Gayle. Do you know who Gayle is? Of course I know who Gayle is. Oprah? Oprah's best friend. Do you know who Gail is? Of course I know who Gail is. Oprah's best friend. Yes, yes. So Oprah and Gail in like the early 2000s had a segment on the Oprah show where they had Oprah and Gail's road trip.

And I pitched. Oh, no. Yeah. I pitched a Chance and Angela road trip where we like go visit Smosh fans around the country. A security nightmare. A security nightmare. Wait, what? Who's driving? Well, that's the other thing.

That's what you're worried about? Who's driving? I want to know who's driving. We're going into strangers' homes and you're worried about who's driving. I was thinking we would go to like theaters and we would do like, I don't know what we would do. Oh, so you'd do like a fan tour. Like a fan tour. Like a fan tour. But then there would be a camera person in the car with us. So it'd be like a road trip. It's a vlog. It's a vlog kind of Oprah and Gail. Okay. So you pitched

this. I didn't even hear about this idea. I wouldn't have greenlit it, but I don't have any power in that sense, but cool. That's fair, that's fair. So what happened to it? It was too crazy. It was like all over the place, like they would have to be a camera person, we would have to miss several weeks of shooting, we would have to like plan the shows, we would have to reach out to the theaters. You would need security.

We would need security. Yeah, and it's like we're crossing state lines, so that thing, that changes stuff. And I'm wanted in several states. Yeah, I have an ankle bracelet. It just makes it all really difficult. So that one never saw the light of day. Wow, but what was the title?

We wanted to call it Oprah and Gail's Road Trip Part 2. I think we just loved Oprah and Gail doing it. Yeah, that was the main thing. And I think on the road trip, we'd be talking about Oprah and Gail doing it. Too much. But that was like the whole draw of Oprah and Gail's original road trip is that you get to see them as normal people doing a road trip. Where did they visit? Like the top restaurants?

Like three Michelin star restaurants? No, I think it was them doing normal things. Yeah, they went to the town. And I think they went to Oprah's hometown in Tennessee somewhere. Oh, that's cool. Yeah, they were road tripping the South. I never have heard of this show.

Yeah. The Oprah Winfrey Show? No, I love, hello, own? Okay. I love Oprah Winfrey. It was a segment for several weeks on the Oprah Show, yeah. Must have missed that.

Yeah, and you missed the pitch too, so that's funny. Another one that I think is just, I mean, I can't believe they said no. Chance and I pitched a food show called The Perfect Pair. And we were looking for foods pairings. And you do it with somebody. But I think what ruined the pitch was we were sold on the logo being balls. Well, being like a pair of balls. Literally balls.

But also a pair. So we had this image of a pair that had like the bottom of it looked like saggy balls. And we got Josh Fleury to help us make it. And it was a really- You went that far to actually have it made. I will post this when this episode comes out. I'll post it too. The logo is obscene.

It's disgusting. But for the pitch, the whole pitch, we had like all of the leadership team right there. We had these balls on the screen the entire pitch. And it was hairy balls. There was hair on the balls. And veins and stuff.

It was disgusting. And we're trying to be so serious pitching this show. We're like, we have the perfect show where guests come on with, there's one. We're trying to find what goes best with apples. And like, interesting. A person would come on, like a let's do this kind of thing where they would come on

with something that they think is the best pair of an apple. Oh, oh, best thing to pair with. So why,

so the balls, okay. A pair of balls. A pair of balls and it's a pair. so it's a pair's ball. It's a pair. The light in your eyes.

the perfect pair of balls. And I actually love that. It's really good. No, it's really good. I actually- It's going like this, like-

Could you imagine if we got a neon sign of those balls? I would love that. That would've been great. It would've been like light green. I actually think we should give that another go. Oh! Maybe we do a segment of it on Bit City. Oh, that's fun.

And we call it balls. No, it's already called the perfect pair. No, we call it the perfect pair. The perfect pair of balls. And it's just a picture of that for two minutes on the screen, and you guys voiceover. And we go, look at that logo. Yeah. What a good ad.

So if we really dive into the colors here, I'm seeing a chartreuse. I hope we put this in Bit City. Wow. You don't know. We don't know. Well, they don't know. All of these could be or could not be in Bit City.

Truly. Next, we got a really fun segment Well, they don't know. All of these could be or could not be in Bit City. Truly. Next, we got a really fun segment where we prank call. We prank call. So I'm just going to get out my phone. Yeah, this segment, Chintz has been really excited for. Oh, boy. Remember when I prank called on the live stream and Alex told me to never do that again? Yeah.

Okay, well, we're doing it again. You guys, please don't do that. We're like, we're prank calling. When Alex in games tells you, please don't do that, you feel like a kid who's just like, you're right. You're like, I do need to go to my room

and punish myself. Or when he tells me, have you gone to the bathroom before we start rolling? I feel like a kid. Did you know why? Why? He used to be a little teacher. Yes. Not a little teacher. That makes a lot of sense. And that's why I was like, that's why he is so good with me. He's like, Angela, do you have your glasses?

Okay, I'm going to prank call. Are we ready? Here we go. Don't say who it is. Okay, I won't. Hi, you've reached Amanda Leehan. I can now come to my phone right now. Please leave your name and number

and I'll get right back to you. Oh my God. Am I 26? Hey, Amanda. This is your doctor. You... Chance really wanted to do this segment.

Just let him do it. Okay, just all right. You have growth in your hand, and we're gonna have to we're gonna have to sew your fingers together like flippers. Doctor, are you leaving Amanda Leehan

Canto a voicemail? Yeah. I also got another report in that she has a huge pair of balls on her shoulders that are gonna grow. Oh, man. We're gonna have to take those on. Ta take those on. Tape those on.

We're going to tape the balls onto her face. This is going to be the longest voicemail that I'm going to literally open my phone and delete immediately. Okay, well, love you, bye. Don't you love that segment? Chance has never said I love you to me once. And never will. That was the doctor. Here we go.

Next segment. Oh, my God, you bitch. The next segment, this is going to be fun. We have permission to announce that on Bit City, we will be doing some reunions. Or will we? We don't know. It might be fake, but.

So excited. It's going to be really awesome because that's something I think we, I started doing when I started working here. You guys were doing a lot of them. We have a list of the potential reunions that we might or might not be doing. Number one, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles reunion. Number two, Forks, Knives, and Spoons reunion. Yeah, the utensils reunion.

That one will definitely fit. Cutlery reunion. Yeah, the utensils reunion. That one will definitely fit in, I think. Cutlery reunion. Number three. George W. Bush's presidential cabinet reunion. Oh my god. Wait till you see the wig. Wait till you see the wig. Condoleezza Rice, she's there. Let me just tell you. Wait, actually.

Martha. That would be really fun. No, it wouldn't. Yes, it would. It would actually be so fun't It would be a fucking blast No one would click on that You're so Laura Bush Shut the fuck up That's an awful thing to say Number four

Rascal Flats Well clearly you're the lead You want to be the lead singer. I wish. I don't think I have the pipes. Ange and I will be in the background just playing some, you know, guitar and wearing cowboy hats.

Okay. Okay. That sounds like the Bush cabinet. Oh, boy, oh, boy. But this is going to be so fun. Number six, the Ottoman Empire reunion. They're back, and they're better than ever. Okay.

Oh, I think Gladiator reunion. Okay, so you go. The original, number seven. Whoa, there you go. Gladiator reunion. You have to do it right. Because Gladiator 2 is coming out, but let's do Gladiator reunion.

Gladiator 2 is coming out? Yeah, of course. I didn't know that. Okay, here's another one. Number eight. The reunion of stores that no longer exist. Whoa, like what? Borders.

Limited to Borders. Macy's, possibly, one day. JCPenney. Borders, huge asshole. He's like, oh, I've seen it all. No, he's like indie. He's like indie. He's like, yeah, I've seen that.

Yeah, I've read that. And JCPenney's, it just takes her the whole time to walk to the couch. JCPenney's gone? Seinfeld reunion, number nine. Whoa, Seinfeld reunion would be good. Oh, my God. You are so Julia Louis-Dreyfus. Oh, I would.

That's what I thought. Yeah. I mean, that's like my- Or George. I mean, we could all be everybody. There's so many. You could be Julia or George. I was thinking it'd be so funny to see Shane as Julia Louis-Dreyfus, as Elaine.

Oh, that would be funny. Yeah. Who would be Jerry yeah who would be jerry i bet court would do a good jerry airline food did you add a british accent to your jerry seinfeld whoa jerry is american man okay airline food airline food what's up with airline food jerry i'm jerry seinfeld perfect no notes okay number 10 parent trap reunion Jerry. I'm Jerry Seinfeld. Perfect. No notes. Okay. Number 10, Parent Trap Reunion. Whoa.

If I could just do the scene in the wine cellar, please. Or who would be Meredith? Is that her name, the stepmother? Yeah. The woman who played Evian in Superstar? Oh, my God. Oh, number 11, Herbie Fully Loaded Reunion. Herbie Fully Loaded with frickin' Lindsay Lohan? Yes.

That took my breath away. Every time I see a punch bug, I'm like, that's Herbie Fully Loaded. Oh, I saw another one. Number 12, Codename Kids Next Door Reunion. Do you even know that show? Bro. You love that show? I don't love that show.

My brother loves that show. Yes! It was such a little bro. I don't love that show. My brother loves that show. Yes! It was such a little bro. I don't love that show. My brother loves that show. What's with Dexter's Lab? Oh, that would be fun. Oh, that's fun.

Oh, a bunch of the Cards Network shows would be really fun. Oh, CatDog. Do you guys ever watch CatDog? We're not talking about Dexter. That shit was crazy, and we all just watched it. My butthole's clenching. It was half a cat. If you don't know what CatDog is, go Google it.

It's fucking crazy. It was a show. Yes, I remember CatD cat. If you don't know what CatDog is, go Google it. It's fucking crazy. It was a show. Yes, I remember CatDog. If you want a good day, don't Google it. No. There's one body, and one head is a cat, and one head is a dog, and they're CatDog. It was awesome. What shrooming, sad Nickelodeon cartoon network writer went?

No, Nickelodeon. Wait, CatDog was cartoon network. But where was the weird monster show where they had eyes on their hand like Pan's fucking labyrinth? I don't remember. Pan's labyrinth. No, there was a cartoon. Monster's Home for Imaginary Friends. Are real monsters.

Are what? Are like, ah. Ah, real monsters, apparently I'm being told. Thank you, Selena. What about Are You Afraid of the Dark? Oh, no. Please don't do this to me, guys. I am not that fucking old.

Come on. Are you afraid of the dark? Are you out of your skull? Descendants union. That was a bit. There we go. Like this whole like I'm old stuff is a bit. And we're all in on it.

How about the little mermaid? How are her and Eric doing? You can go like Star Wars reunion. Avengers reunion. What's the Disney Channel original movie when they're playing jump rope? Jump in reunion. It's Corbin Blair.

Bolt. I just like saying random movies now. Yes. You can just say random movies. But anyway, that may or may not be a part of Bit City. It'll be a bunch of reunions, possibly. Who knows? We'll see.

It'll be a blast. The next segment that we have that might be a segment on Bit City, sluts. Amanda, why don't you explain that one? Well, it's pretty hard. It's a hard job. But basically, you're a slut and you walk in and you talk about what it's like to be a slut.

And how hard it is to be a slut. And, you know, your travels, your hopes and your dreams. And you compete for prizes. And you compete as a slut. Yeah, make sluts compete. Yeah. Which is just us. Sluts tug of war.

I can't wait for that segment. Also on the show, maybe, possibly, sometimes, we will be talking to Ian. And sometimes we will ignore him. How fun would that be? Do you guys really think that none of us sit next to him ever? That's such a lie. That's such a lie. Such a lie.

Well, is it because sometimes I do see him and no one is sitting next to him? Because he's watching a clip so loud on his phone that we're like, oh, he must be by himself watching something. I think. Like, he's never sitting there looking out being like, hey. Because, like, I'm always cool with sitting next to Ian, but sometimes I'll walk in the room and I realize it's right. Like, a lot of people are over here and then it's just Ian on his own. That's not. I've never seen that.

Have you? I've seen it. I haven't ever seen it but also at lunchtime I'm just so focused on my food that I don't even know where I'm going to sit down or care if anyone's

going to sit next to me. Agreed. Yeah Chance gets in line for the food then puts his then puts his like drink down to guard his seat

and he gets up and spends truly it feels like 10 minutes, in the kitchen spicing up his food. Searching for hot sauce. And adding stuff. And sometimes he'll put something else in an air fryer. You have to reconstruct it.

Yeah, because sometimes it's lukewarm. And I'm like, if I'm going to eat, I want it to be warm if it's supposed to be warm. And sometimes I'm like, i need the spices like it can't just be mashed potatoes i need pepper and cajun spice and all this shit he's a cook he's a cook he's a cook sometimes i don't think i like my food like hot i don't like it hot but sometimes soggy and especially like yesterday we had those sandwiches and i wanted the bread to be like toasted like i wanted like ciabatta i wanted to like i'm like and I wanted the bread to be toasted. I wanted it to be toasted up.

Did you toast the bread? I did. I put the whole sandwich in the air fryer, and it was so much better. No way. I haven't used our air fryer yet. Ever, yeah. That's crazy to me. We had burritos.

I literally would air fry a burrito every morning. Yeah, I remember that. I remember that, too. It was awesome. What happens if you stick a banana in an air fryer? The whole banana? Wait. Have you ever had a fried banana?

No. What, like a plantain? Oh, I've had plantain. No, like a banana covered in chocolate and fried. Or like a Snickers bar fried. Like at a fair? Like at a fair. I've had deep fried Oreos.

Yeah, that. Those are good. Crazy. We should go to a fair. Oh, my God. When is the county fair? The perfect pair goes to the fair. And it's balls.

And they're dressed as pairs. And they go in. And they start touching everything. And they talk about balls. I'll be there if you guys want me to be your camera person. Oh, oh, you could do like wine pairings with like carnival food.

Okay. Now you're talking like a funnel cake. Um, I would do bubbles actually for everything. I would do bubbles. I would do bubbles because you have to anything. Well, bubbles also,

um, gets rid of all the intense grease. Yeah. What? A bubble gets rid of grease. Oh,. Yeah. What? A bubble gets rid of grease? A campaign or a root or something? I'm sure there's some nasty burger that a pinot would

go well with. Some like juicy, juicy And that's Bit City. Folks, we hit the point where when Chance, Amanda, and us three specifically are together, I zone out halfway And that's Bit City Folks we hit the point where when Chance Amanda and I us three specifically are together I zone on halfway through

And they just go off into their own little land Wait so that's what you've been doing We have to talk about the crazy shit I did to you guys The other day at lunch You're gonna bring that up We all went to lunch Did you forget did you disassociate like I did? Because it was so lame.

Because it was so lame that it makes me embarrassed that she's bringing this up for probably the seventh time. Angela does pranks in real life, but they're just not on a big scale. They're not pranks. No, they're honestly on a big scale.

You have no clue, dude. You have so many pranks planned for Bit City. You're fucked. Okay, tell us. Okay. We were at the restaurant. And we finished the meal and got the check. And then Chan said, I have to go to the bathroom.

And Amanda said, I will go too. And I said, I don't have to go. And then I walked outside. And I hid in a bush. And then they left the bathroom. And they couldn't find me. And I was filming them looking for me like freaking idiot no no she she was filming that's not true she she she was out in the bush so she couldn't see us looking for her in the restaurant which was like a whole scene i

was like where's angela and he was like i don't know and i went maybe she went to the bathroom he said i don't know i'm gonna wait outside and i went to the bathroom. He said, I don't know. I'm going to wait outside. And I said, OK, I'll text her. That's what we did. Amanda digs me, hey, where are you? So I go outside and I just sit on the curb while I just wait for Angela. I'm not really looking for her, nor do I care where she is. I'm thinking she's just in the restroom. Yeah, me too.

Meanwhile, she's on the street in a bush. Cars passing can see her holding her phone like this. Up really high. So that she can record us. She looks like a gremlin. Because she thinks we're being the laughing stock right now. While she is squatting in the middle of the street. It's a shame the footage is bad.

It's a shame because it was so good. Well, so I walk in and chance his head down on his phone sitting on the sidewalk. And I walk. Just like a normal ass dude. I just walk in and then I turn to the right and I immediately see Gollum, a.k.a. Angela, bent down in a bush. I looked gorgeous. You did look gorgeous. But while you were bent down, it was scary with her phone at me.

And I go, hey, what are you doing? And she goes, I got you guys. And we weren't sure what she got. She didn't get anything. She got a story. You were got. So, yeah, Angela pranked us. Will we see pranks in Bit City?

Will we or won't we? Because we had a lot of, I still always want to get back at Arasha for that one. For what? Oh, when Arasha lied to Angela. I thought you got back at her. Yeah. Our revenge episode, it felt like she got it back at us again. Yeah, because she called our mothers.

That's what I'm saying is maybe we'll do a little bit of that. Your mom came on smart. Yeah, that was crazy. And my mom answered the phone and was like, doing the most. You got emotional? You cried a little. Yeah, because she was like, honey, don't do that. And it brought me back to when I used to get in trouble.

And then she texted me. She goes, did I do okay? I was like, yeah, you did great. Another thing that may or may not be on Bit City, shrimp. That's awesome. And you can probably guess by Chance's face if it will or won't be in the show. That will be one of an end segment. Yeah.

Well, it could be the beginning. What do you mean by that? It's oddly getting weird. I'm getting scared. You didn't get weird at all when we said sluts, but then we said shrimp and you made that face. Guys, is Bit City a scary show? Let's see. Is it a scary show? Let's see. Is it a scary show?

No. Well, it depends on who you are, if you're like... I plan on doing some bits in Bit City that might be a little scary. Ooh, that's scary. That's all I'm going to say there. Uh-oh. And that's so fun. And you guys, as the hosts, won't know what will hit you.

Another segment that may or may not be on Bit City is Chance trying to jump over a moving car. Uh-huh. That's not it? Not trying. Chance jumping over a moving car. The lore of this is a long time ago, we were talking about things that we think we can do that are basically hard,

that are hard or impossible, right? I was like, I think I could get a whole wedding reception to leave the room. I was like, I think, I just think I can move a group of people. Like,

I think I can move a group of people. You can definitely, you can definitely cattle dog a group of people out of there. And then Damien said he thinks he could ignore anesthesia. Tranquilizer. Yes, tranquilizer. Tranquilizer will not work on him. And then Chance goes, I think I could jump over a moving car.

I can jump over a moving car. So at Bit City, we're cutting the shit and we're finally putting this to test. Maybe. Possibly. We will see, maybe, if Chance can do it. Listen. What makes you think you can do it? Because my high jump is pretty good.

But it's a moving car. Yeah, so I just have to jump up and if it's going fast enough and I'm jumping up at the right time, then I'm timing it so I jump up and the car does all the work. What do you mean timing it? I don't understand. It's a car coming to you.

It's a car coming to me and I'm coming to the car a little bit. Right? Because I'm probably going to want some running start. So the car's going, running, coming towards me. Right? And I'm running and the car's going so fast. I jump at the right time. The car's going so fast

that I go over it. I don't know how it doesn't make sense to you guys. So this will be in the first, this will be in the pilot episode and it will be the first five minutes.

So keep your eye out for that. Are you jumping off? Are you running and jumping? Are you jumping off? I'm running and jumping and if I can get my foot on the hood, yeah, that would be great.

Oh, I see. Because it's coming at me. So you're not really... Watch, watch, watch, watch, watch, watch, watch, watch, watch, watch. Run, run, run, run, jump. Yeah, you showing me that with your hands doesn't. And what's crazy is this is a podcast. So most people are listening while they're driving their car.

Chance just used his fingers to walk. And his hand as a car. Yeah, they're driving in their car listening to this right now, thinking about pedestrians walking by. They could jump over you, dude. I'm not saying I can jump over like a fucking Jeep Wrangler or like a fucking Jeep Cherokee. Also, the car needs to be specific. Yes, of course the car has to be specific. Welcome to Bit City.

Chance won't get to choose the car. Like a Honda Civic, absolutely. Honda Civic is long, bro. Corolla, what? Honda Civic is long, bro. Those are fucking big. But it's going 50 miles an hour, like I'm gonna jump. Hopefully, if old Mary drives it, it's going 20. Yeah, well 20-

How would you do it if it was going slow? It needs to go fast enough, so I just have to jump up for a second. Hear me out, does it really count if you put your feet on the hood? Yeah. Angela? Are you jumping over a moving car

if you use the car to jump over it? Put in the comments. I'm going over that car. Yeah. And jumps are happening. Then here's my thing, once you've gone over it and you've cleared the car, the way your ass is gonna smack that ground

is going to blow that ground is going to blow you up. With the velocity in which you are going through the air, you know me, I love physics, with the velocity, there's no way you make that landing. Sure, I'll give it to you. Maybe you can jump over it.

Maybe an action role. Can you survive after? Yes! If the car is already past me, I'm not worried about the ground, bitch. I'm flying. I'm going. So is anyone going to, like, interview you? Are we going to get to?

Well, I don't want to give too much away. Huh? After you survive and land on your feet. Uh-huh. Y'all do an exit interview. Sure. Exit interview? An exit interview.

That seems really sad. Absolutely. What are we, publicists? Yeah, after I jump a fucking Honda Civic, yeah, you're my publicist. I thought we were cast members. I didn't realize that you and me now work for Chance. Journalistic integrity is there, Matt. What do you mean, journalistic integrity?

You're journaling. What is that? I'm integrity. You're a journal. I'm integrity. You're a journal. I'm integrity. It's very stressful. You're fucking. Yeah, how does it feel?

It feels I want to let go. I really do. So I'm just working on that. Who's Superman? Lois Lane. You guys are like Lois Lane. I'm like Clark fucking Kent Lois Lane is the hero

Because she's the journalist And she stays strong when she finds out her man And she gets her period once every month And that sucks And that's incredibly powerful And that's a superhero Someone who handles adversity She works at the Daily Planet

I never said it was a bad thing I was saying it was a good thing The Daily Planet is basically the New Yorker. It's insane that she has that job. It's basically the New Yorker. And she's so hot, and she also has that job. Okay, Clark Kent also works there and saves the universe. He barely works there.

He's always running out. Barely, dude. Always running out. Yeah, because he's busy fucking dark side shit up. Yeah, but he's never getting in any of his work in that time. And he truly is not getting good sleep. No, he's never getting in any of his work at that time. And he's truly not getting good sleep. No, he's not getting good sleep. And honestly, the glasses aren't doing it

for him. Do you want Brainiac to take over every computer system in the world or not? Oh, nice. Back to the cartoon. No, Brainiac. Brainiacs? Brainiac? Not Brainiacs. It's the Brainiacs. Come on. What? What do you believe

millennial I know what you are say it say it millennial millennial Edward what

that's good okay so my question for you our guest what do you believe is a successful or what is good advice on how to run a show the chemistry of the cast

we're fucked. Yeah. That's what I wanted to say, but I'm glad I saved it to the end. Chance, we're fucked. The chemistry of the cast. It's you and me. We have no chemistry. And who's directing us?

A cube of tuna. We're fucked. We're fucked, fucked, fucked. Exactly. Welcome to Bit City. You know Erin's in the room with us right now. She's so mad. Just so you guys know.

She's seething. Um, I think the chemistry of the cast and I think the segments have to be fun and exciting, but you don't want to be too overstimulated where you're like, whoo, I need a moment. Okay. That's good advice.

Um, I also think the hosts have to be on it. They have to be good, like really good. And their volley back and forth has to be really good. So I hope that the hosts are on it. Did you just lick the microphone? I wish it was like...

Don't, that's my microphone. I didn't lick it. You literally licked the microphone. Scott, did you hear lick? Scott said no. She's giving us advice that we should listen to. And the advice was actually about YouTube. She said it's about being good hosts, and you licked the fucking mic.

I didn't lick it. I wanted to, though. You guys, I can already tell, as your agents, you guys have a good volley, and I like that. Volley? Do you know what a volley is? What the fuck is volley? It's like if I hit shit to you. A volley is an incredibly gorgeous conversation that goes back and forth like in Shakespeare.

Did the word volley come before volleyball? It's the same word. Is this the same barbecue thing that you did in Culinary Crimes? I watched that episode. What'd you do? Where you said, did barbecue come before barbecue sauce? That's the same thing. No.

You just said the same thing. The event of a barbecue. I know what you said. Did we name the sauce after the event? And I thought that was a pretty good question. It's the act of barbecuing. Yes. The event.

Anyways. It's the sauce that you bring to a barbecue. It's for barbecuing. So the barbecue happened before the sauce. The barbecue happened before the sauce. Yes, exactly. Okay, great. And did you or not, did you or not lick the microphone?

I did not lick the microphone. The Michael-phone. So that's what's fun. Michael-phone. That's going to be fun. Michael-phone. Michael-phone? Actually, I don't know how you guys are going to do.

At first I was on your team, and then I thought, I don't know how they're going to do. Can we please get Michael-phone to the office? Also, Ben City needs a good editor. A really good editor to edit out all the stuff that we don't want. Please come to the front office.

Your mother is waiting. That's what we need. It all lives or dies. We're still waiting on Michael phone. You know it's a podcast. Michael and Sarah phone. Where one person should be talking at a time. Hello?

If you do not get your ass to the office, Michael and Sarah phone, your mother, Martha phone is waiting. We're so fucked. Dude, we are so fucked. I can't wait till our neon sign comes in of balls. Dude, I can't wait for that either. Yeah, and that's also good advice. The sign. The sign.

The art around the show, I think, is big. Don't you? Well, it's awesome. We have the best art team ever. That's nice. It's not my sign. Art got it. Do you bring it home every day?

Well, I asked, and they said, please don't let it leave the property. I said, yes, ma'am. Said, yes, ma'am. That's my advice. I would say have it be organic and fun. But then if there's tension on the show, that's also fun too. Like the tension between a body and a moving vehicle. Correct.

Exactly. Will they combust? There won't be any tension because they won't touch. Oh, then there's extra tension. You're going to use your foot. You're touching it. The more they don't touch, the more tension there is. Oh.

It's like why we love watching reporters. I will say I'll turn on local news. I did it. Angela and I shared a hotel room, and I turned on local news, and it was hilarious. I was like, oh, my God. Those two are battling. The local news? Hey, speaking of, I know you didn't ask for this, but speaking of battling, we want to give you advice on how to run your show.

Oh, my God. Yeah. Okay. I'll open that door. Woo! Because we have one minute left right? I'm just kidding I feel like you need more

Michael phone I feel like you should go on the internet no and what would they talk about? literally what would we discuss if I went on the internet? yeah

what would have happened to the Harambe clip? If I just went. If you went Harambe and I would have went, yeah, I know. Could you imagine that clip? That's crazy. I would have just said, yeah, I know. And then we would have moved on. Anyway.

Can you believe it? Yeah. She's like, she's like, please. She's experiencing all the alternate lives where she didn't. I will say, I will say though. New Harambe. I will say it's like, now people are like,

oh my God, she doesn't know anything about anything. No, but she's not stupid. I know a lot about a lot, okay? Yeah, like you told me about Justin Timberlake's DUI. You're on the internet. You told me that.

That's a good example to help my case. You know what I mean? You're on people.com. He only had one martini and the bartender was interviewed and he. He only had one martini, and the bartender was interviewed, and he said he only had one martini, and now people are on his ass. The bartender? The bartender was like – The bartender for Justin Timberlake.

And I also – I don't believe that this police officer said what tour. I think that someone wrote that. Because how would we know they said that? I have an alternate – there was a friend with them. And the friend just – no, I don't buy that. I have an alternate. There was a friend with them. And the friend just sold. No, I don't buy that. I don't buy that. But that's what.

And the friend told. That's what Justin said too. What did he say? He corroborated the quote. He did? I remember it was literally people.com and he did not. He had not commented on it.

His picture looked a little like he was either really tired or a little bit drunk. I like this. I like this. My story, I want it to go like this. This is going to ruin the tour.

What tour? And that is not a bit. That's tension. That's tension. And that's what I like. You get what I'm saying? Like he knew who he was and he was like,

Exactly. So he wasn't saying like, who are you? He was what I'm saying? Like, he knew who he was. And he was like. Exactly. And he was like. So he wasn't saying like, who are you? He was saying, no more. Yeah, what tour? Oh, I just got that. You're getting locked up, bitch. I just got that.

I just got that. I'm going to give you the line again. Oh. Yeah, yeah. Do it again, for sure. We get it. This is going to. Can you just let.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. No, we got it. We got it. Get into character, Chance. Get into character chance get into character you are Justin you are an officer of the law

you are both of these things the duality of man exists here I go do you need like a line or anything

cause I was realizing do you wanna be Justin and I'll be the cop yeah sure we're dragging this thing out here we go Amanda's having literally an incredible time.

She wants the role. She wants the role. No, no, no. I want to be a watcher. There's nothing like having a guest on your show and them going, wow, we're really dragging this thing out. Okay. Yeah.

No, just the JT thing. That's awesome. Okay, ready? Okay, you're going to be the friend, and you're going to come in with a line. You're going to be the sirens. You're going to be. Ready? Here we go.

I can do siren. I can do siren. You're going to be the friend, and you're gonna be. Ready, here we go. I can do siren, I can do siren. You're gonna be the friend, and you're gonna come on with the line. The friend, we don't know what the friend said after, but this is canon, whatever Amanda says, this is what the friend in the car with Justin. The friend says something after the car?

Your casting should be the siren and the friend. Ready, keep up. That's a lot of pressure. Siren first. All right. I'm sorry, we have to go back. I hate the siren. Oh, okay.

It like pulled me out. Okay, okay, here we go, here we go, here we go. I just sorry, we have to go back. I hate the siren. Oh, okay. It like pulled me out. Okay, okay, here we go, here we go, here we go. I just need the siren to be real. Okay, here we go. Yeah, yeah. Boop! Boop!

Dude, take this seriously. That was me. Take this seriously. That was really rude. Listen, I tried to make it a beep and it sounded like a goat, okay? All right. Boop! Boop!

Make a siren. Do you know what a siren is? It's not bad. That's what I did the first time. Okay. Knock, knock, knock. Knock, knock, knock. I'm pointing to roll your window down.

Hi. Do you know why I pulled you over today? I'm so sorry, man. What goes around comes around. You know what I mean? Nice. You were going 15 over. 15 over.

I'm so sorry, ma'am. Here. Here's my license and registration. Oh, thank you. I didn't even ask for it. Yeah, yeah. Let me see. Mr. Justin Timberlake. You can call him JT.

You have to tell me that I am getting a DUI, and then I'll say it's going to ruin the tour. You have anything to drink tonight? A little bit, but I'm pretty good. A little bit. I'm going to have to breathalyze you. This is going to ruin the tour. What tour?

Thank you guys so much for letting us take over Smosh. Wait, I'm the friend. Hey, dickhead. This is sexy back, and you're not getting your sexy back. So get the fuck out of here. Step out of the car. Step out of the car. Hands behind your back.

I'm going to need backup. JT, I'm so sorry. I just got us arrested for the rest of our lives. Hands on the ground. Hands on your back. I'm going to need backup. JT, I'm so sorry. I just got us arrested for the rest of our lives. Hands on the ground. Hands on the ground. Guys, upcoming Friday, Bit City's going to come out, and you're going to see. Stop that. You're going to see celebrities getting DUI'd, reenacted.

He's got a gun. Maybe Chance getting hit by a car or jumping over a car. He's got a sword. And you'll see all of us. And it'll be so fun. We love you guys. Thank you for having us take over your show. Oh my God. I'm so glad that you guys are here.

You guys are fucking hilarious. And I'm so excited that you are the host for Bit City because this show is my favorite thing. He's got land to air missiles. He's taking down the helicopters. What tour? Bye. Being a guest is hard.

Justin, you did Brittany wrong. You deserve this. Wait, are you the cop or the friend now? It's a bird flying above. It's a crow. Justin, you did Brittany wrong. You deserve this.

Here's a bunch of gold that I stole. Do birds fly at night? Owls.