Smosh Mouth - #65 - Never Have I Ever...

Episode Date: October 7, 2024

Amanda and Shayne are joined by Tommy Bowe to learn more about each other through a friendly game of Never Have I Ever! Get 20% off your first order, plus free shipping, at https://meundies.com/smoshmouth! To get your new 3-month premium wireless plan for just 15 bucks a month, go to https://mintmobile.com/SMOSHMOUTH ! 0:00 Intro 4:50 Playing Never Have I Ever! 1:00:55 And the winner/loser is... SUBSCRIBE: https://smo.sh/Sub2SmoshCast WEAR OUR JOKES: https://smosh.com WHO YOU HEAR Shayne Topp // https://www.instagram.com/shaynetopp/ Amanda Lehan-Canto // https://www.instagram.com/filmingamanda/ Tommy Bowe // https://www.instagram.com/tomeybones/ WHO YOU DON’T HEAR (usually) Director: Selina Garcia Editor: Rock Coleman Producer: Amanda Lehan-Canto, Shayne Topp, Selina Garcia Production Designer: Cassie Vance Art Director: Erin Kuschner Assistant Art Director: Josie Bellerby Art Coordinator: Alex Aguilar Prop Assistant: Courtney Chapman Audio Mixer: Scott Neff Director of Photography: Brennan Iketani Camera Operator: James Hull Assistant Director: Alexcina Figueroa Executive Vice President of Production: Amanda Barnes Production Manager: Alexcina Figueroa Production Coordinator: Zianne Hoover Operations & Production Coordinator: Oliver Wehlander Post Production Manager: Luke Baker DIT/Lead AE: Matt Duran IT: Tim Baker Director of Design: Brittany Hobbs Graphic Designers: Ness Cardano, Monica Ravitch Senior Manager, Channel & Strategy: Lizzy Jones Channel Operations Coordinator: Audrey Carganilla Director of Social Media: Erica Noboa Social Creative Producer: Peter Ditzler, Tommy Bowe Merchandising Manager: Mallory Myers Social Media Coordinator: Kim Wilborn Talent Coordinator: Selina Garcia Operations PA: Jordanne Guidry Operations PA: Katie Fink CEO: Alessandra Catanese EVP of Programming: Kiana Parker Coordinator Producer of Programming: Marcus Munguia Executive Coordinator: Rachel Collis OTHER SMOSHES: Smosh: https://smo.sh/Sub2Smosh Smosh Pit: https://smo.sh/Sub2SmoshPit Smosh Games: https://smo.sh/Sub2SmoshGames El Smosh (Spanish Dub): https://smo.sh/Sub2ElSmosh FOLLOW US: TikTok: https://smo.sh/TikTok Snapchat: http://smo.sh/OnSnapchat Instagram: https://instagram.com/smosh Facebook: https://facebook.com/smosh" Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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I'm Shane. And I'm Amanda. Very happy to be back here with my wonderful friend, Shane. Why do I sound like a news reporter? Hi, Tommy. You do sound like a news reporter. And also, Tommy's here. And also, Tommy's here.

Am I your wonderful friend? Special guest. Wonderful friend. I like you a little bit more. It's crazy to be doing this podcast normally again. I feel like you haven't been here. I haven't been here. We've been doing a lot of experimenting. We haven't done this pod together in a long time.

But you've been here every day, even when we're not shooting. Yeah, I sit and look at the table and go, I wish they were back together. One day they will. We open the door to the studio and we just see you in here in the dark by yourself. It's like I'm waiting for a shoe release or something. All these people outside of the store, I'm just sitting there like, one day. Why do they wait in line for so long? They like shoes.

And there's so many security guards. So many security guards. Shoes are expensive for fun. Come on. I like shoes, but not enough. No. I like that shoes exist. Oh, yeah. I prefer to have something underneath not enough. No. I like that shoes exist. Oh, yeah.

I prefer to have something underneath my feet. Yeah. And I love that people love stuff to that degree. Yeah. I don't know if I love that, but I can appreciate it. Okay. That's such a non-committal answer. I can appreciate it, kind of.

People who are into things, because that's the same with comic book shops in LA. Sometimes you'll see people outside waiting for the shop to open for all sorts of things.

I'm assuming also maybe Magic Cards. Brennan, would that be like there's releases like that? Brennan's like, nah.

Brennan's like, I don't give a shit, man. He's like, stop talking to me, I'm not here. It's all online. It's all online. It's all online. But Brendan will be waiting outside of the camera store when a new camera comes out.

A new old camera. A brand new old camera. Old camera from 1976. The new 1940 camera. Actually, that'd be sick. That's actually cool. I really appreciate that. Okay, I believe that one.

Thank you. The sneakers, I'm like... I'll do it for a Wii. A Wii? Yeah, remember? A Nintendo Wii. Yeah, I know what a Wii is. Remember the Wii?

Remember the Wii? Did you wait outside for the Wii? No, but that happened, didn't it? Riveting podcasting at 9am that probably happened though for sure actually what we're doing on this podcast today is we're playing Never Have I Ever

which is really fun this was a pitch from Selena Selena was like I want you guys to play Never Have I Ever and we said yeah because the last time I played Never Have I Ever I think was in college and it was very fun. Thank you.

I guess we never, we haven't really done this on Smosh. Never have we ever done this on Smosh. No, we've done a lot of like, we used to back in the day on Smosh Pit, we'd do like spin the bottle type of challenge. What?

Why wasn't I cast? Yeah, actually, yeah. Cause you were. We cut like three minutes of footage there But it was really good Oh it was all flagged

All flagged So never have I ever So you guys used to play spin the bottle on pit We did it like a couple times And we do kind of challenges that you look back And it's like that was a little cringy we did that Did you guys kiss? I can't remember do kind of challenges that you look back and it's like, that was a little cringy. We did that. Did you guys kiss? Um,

I can't remember. I think that was an option. I think it was an option when it came up. We were like, we're not gonna do that. I think. So there's no kissing. I would have switched off immediately from that channel. Bye! Never mind! Boring!

Anyways. But no, I don't think we ever did Never Have I Ever because it's very podcasty like it's just more conversational I'm surprised we never

even did it on show with no name which was like kind of our podcast back in the day yeah that was like your free form yeah but

I definitely played a lot of Never Have I Ever with friends back in the day it was just a popular thing it was just fun do you win?

I think I won a lot. So that means that you don't live a life. I was lame. As a teenager, I was really lame. Shane's just like, nope. Anything involving anything sexual, I'd just be like, yeah, for sure. Oh, god damn. And people are like, I'm going to put down two fingers for that one.

Oh, I've really done that Whoa I did that I did that so hard That I It's my whole hand Down No it was always

Embarrassing as fuck I hated it Leelah you've lived A full life I have And you're finished I haven't No I'm done

And you're all done And I will go to my Gravesite just fine Yeah yeah yeah I'm happy. It can end now. There you go. Thank you.

Okay. Well, we have a bunch here that Selena helped make for us. I think we've all been thinking of them for the past day. Tommy, you've been thinking of them? I've been trying. It's like I've both lived a very full experience, and then there's like some fundamental things that like most people have done

that I'm like, well, we didn't do that. It doesn't have to be crazy shit. It can be just like mundane things. I also, I came up with some that are specific to you two sitting at the table. Let's begin with some of these, okay. First, let's go over the base rules. How many fingers are we holding up? Five?

I think it's just five. Eleven. Eleven? You have eleven? Never have I ever had eleven fingers! Well, I kept it in this place just for this game. It's like Voldemort on the back of the thumb is another finger. Ew! Okay. Yummy. Five fingers we hold

up, and then whoever is remaining, whoever has a finger up last, gets a point. Selina will be keeping tabs. Got it. So each hand is like a whole round kind of thing. And we win. We're going to play a bunch. A hot dog.

You're cool. Yeah. Whoa. You're cool if you haven't done things. Yeah. That was my problem with this game. It's like, you won. And they're like, I ain't.

No, the game is 100%. You won. You haven't done anything. You should go do something. I love how there's so many games that exist just because as a teenager, we're afraid to just be like, hey, you want to make out? Right. That's all it is.

Of course. It's way more fun that way. That's 100%. I know, but it's. Got to do a little dance. Yeah, fun. It's true. Yeah, exactly.

Okay. All right, hands are up. Hands are up. All right. We're all gonna lose on this one. I'm loaded. Maybe I'm not. So we put our finger down

if we have done it. If you have done it. All right. Never have I ever Googled myself. Oh. Oh, of course. I gotta know what's going on. Absolutely.

I gotta know what's going on in my relationship because the internet clearly knows how my marriage is going. I gotta know what's going on. Absolutely. I gotta know what's going on in my relationship because the internet clearly knows how my marriage is going. I gotta know my famous birthday. What's your famous birthday? September 14th is my famous birthday. They got it right.

I got a text message from a friend who's also a YouTuber person and was like, sorry, your famous birthday, you're being beat by like a three-year-old. It was like pictures of the famous person. There's like this tiny little like, Rebecca. And I'm like, who's that?

Anyway. I'm never going to be the most famous person born on my birthday because Amy Winehouse was born on September 14th and that's legendary status. So it's like, but I'm okay. That's awesome. Sorry about that. Rebecca was born on my birthday. I don't know if you've heard of Rebecca.

And we love Rebecca. Oh my God, Rebecca? Rebecca's incredible. She's if you've heard of Rebecca. And we love Rebecca. Oh my God, Rebecca? Rebecca's incredible. She's amazing. Huge fan of Rebecca. She actually, we tried to get her for this episode, and she was like, I'm too busy. And we were like, I'm sorry.

She's busy campaigning. I'm too busy, and she's smashing a rattle on the ground. Yes, I've Googled myself, unfortunately. This position's really hard to hold. Your thumb in. Yeah, no, my index finger is like, ow. Can I do this? Yeah, we can do this.

This feels good. This feels like a teenager when they're out with their mom and they're just like, they're like, okay. They're like, life literally sucks.

But they have claws around their hand. You guys get it, right? I have a family member who is that girl. Really? It's just like, hey Tommy, happy Thanksgiving. I'm like, hey, how you doing? And they're like, I'm gonna say there because I think that's the trajectory. And they're like,

hold on. I know, I know. I can spot one from a mile away. They're gonna be fucking awesome. They're an incredible illustrator. They're going to be fucking awesome. They're an incredible illustrator. They're so fucking cool. But they're like, let's go out to eat.

And I'm like, hey, how are you doing? And they're like, I'm like, hey, you doing good? How's school? I'm like, OK, never mind. Never mind. Yes, exactly. And they're always, but I always feel bad for them because I've had them in my family in the past. They've aged out of that era.

Era, yeah. But I get it because they're surrounded by people who are all 20 years older than them. Exactly. Who are the most outgoing, loud people. And I'm like, you just don't want to be. Like, you want a glass of wine and play some cards? I just don't understand what his problem is. Yeah, sitting right there just like i put a curse on your family yeah you're into what's that cartoon called clarence yeah i don't know what he's into but

uh he likes that stuff why do they do that like just leave him alone alone my kid is uh yeah he he likes to stand against a wall doesn't talk talk to anyone. Isn't that right, Michael? Michael's like, yeah. Shut up, dad. Well. Okay, thumbs down. I got a thumb down. Okay.

Okay. I had one that I thought of. Never have I ever had an imaginary friend. Oh, absolutely. You had an imaginary friend? 100%. What was her name? Boy.

Bob. Bob? Bob? His name was Bob. Okay. Last name? He's a very tall, no last name. Wow. Just Bob. Didn't speak, but we like telekinetically spoke to each other. Okay. He's a big, tall, very, very long, long bear. Okay. But he's not like thick. He's like long and lanky. A long, skinny bear? Yes. That's terrifying. That's the most horrifying shit I've ever heard in my life. Welcome to my brain.

What did he sound like? Was he like made of smoke and moved through walls and stuff? He didn't talk. No, he didn't talk, but he kept being like. I'm not even making this up. How old were you when this was, when Bob was around? 17. Yeah, 34.

I don't remember. A long time ago. I think I forgot about him. And then I had like a therapy session or something. And then it came up and I was like major deja vu. And I was like, oh my God, there's my imaginary friend that I had when I was a kid. Bob the Bear who's skinny and tall. Yeah.

And he was just, he's very, very sarcastic. But like he didn't talk, but I knew what he was saying. And he was a good guy. Very sweet. Okay. Very funny and would always be like, chill out. That was always his vibe, was like, chill out. He wasn't like, are you okay?

He was never like that. He was like, you're fine. Chill out. That was his vibes. We like Bob the Bear. Yeah. It was never like a princess or anything. It was a tall, skinny bear who wore no clothes.

But it didn't matter. It was a bear or anything. It was a tall, skinny bear who wore no clothes, but it didn't matter. Well, yeah, it was a bear. Yeah. I feel like I had one, but I can't really remember. I used to, like, put my hands up like this and pretend it was a rabbit.

Does that count? No, that's not imaginary. No. Because that's my real hand. Whoa! Because, like, I had, like, teddy bears and stuff that, like,

but I'd play pretend where I'm talking to him, but I knew it wasn't real. I'm talking like a fully. I knew it wasn't real. Look at you. But I knew it was stupid. He's real. I knew it was stupid.

Oh, no. He lives in the mountains. And I was a smart kid. Okay. Didn't you wish that you had wings or something when you were a kid? Yes, I did. Let's go back to that.

No, I was dumb too. Didn't you like thinking that you could wings or something when you were a kid? Yes, I did. Let's go back to that. No, I was dumb too. Didn't you like think that you could be in a cocoon and that you could turn into a butterfly? I did an experiment. I had a hypothesis. A hypothesis is different. I discovered this on Dirty Laundry at Dropout and I was like

mind blown. But no, I never had a full on imaginary friend that I would talk to and made up. Oh, I was... Bob the Bear is interesting. I talked to a lot of things that weren't there. My mom was like, great. She doesn't need toys or anything.

She's busy. Let me go get her. She has a meeting outside. Did you have an imaginary friend or no? No. Okay. I was a very smart and cool kid. Okay.

Well, you guys can fuck off. No, I had a job. Yeah, Jesus. I've got one that'll knock a finger off of both of you immediately. Whoa! Are you ready? Well, please, because I cannot handle doing this anymore. I'm about to relieve your hand.

Thank you. Never have I ever been married. Oh, you're dumb. Ha ha, I'm alone. How do I put down three? Ha ha, no one loves me like that. Ha ha. Stop.

No, I'm kidding. Stop. Stop it. Stop it. Hey, honey, who I love so much, my guest is really sad and alone. That was really good. Just Tommy really brought it down hard. Yeah, really.

It's true, we are married, wow. You're both married. We're both married. I was like, okay, how can I get their fingers down, and I was like, hurt my back yesterday, so I was just like sitting laying down with my heating pad going, married. So, that's how I feel.

Damn it, I'm gonna lose this round. One of those days again where I completely forgot my wedding ring. It's just in a catch-all near my door. Catch-all. I was running late. It's so funny because I haven't said anything, but you are spiraling and unraveling right now. I know.

I'm thinking about it because the fans are always like, where's his wedding ring? And I'm like, it's just simple. It's at home. So you don't sleep with your wedding ring on? No. Neither do I. I don't love rings. I was never a ring person. I do like the look of the wedding ring. Shouldn't have gotten married then. Yeah, shouldn't have gotten married then.

That was the big fuck up. I would like to kind of put it on a necklace. You should. Like Frodo. Like Frodo. When I forget my ring, Like Frodo. I, when I forget my ring, I feel it. I feel like naked and alone. Just kidding.

Yeah. I'm getting there. It's starting to be weird if I don't have it, but. It's okay. I actually didn't notice. I don't think people really,

I don't, some of our fans notice. Fans notice. And fans at home, if he's not wearing it, there's a problem. And take that into account. Think it in. Yep if he's not wearing it there's a problem and take that into account yep it's not like in movies

where you're just like like if I'm in a fight with Garde I don't I'm not like this is coming off take it back no I'm like

okay let's talk about this we'll figure this out because we have to god because we have to. God. Because we have to. Okay, what do I have down? Oh, cool.

This is fun. Do you have one? Two left? I have one. Yeah. This is kind of, whatever, I'm going to do it first. I don't care. I still have four fingers left.

Try and get me. Okay. Never have I ever fake laughed at one of these people at the table. Okay. Whoa, thinking the table. Okay. Whoa! Thinking about it. Awesome. I never have fake laughed at either of you. I can't say for the rest of Smosh, but I'm talking about this table specifically.

This table. It's okay. Just be honest. You can be honest. We've had to do Try Not To Laugh. That's what I'm thinking. I'm thinking I have to put a finger down because I feel like at some point in the hundreds of jokes we've done, I've done it because I'm like, it'll be funnier in the moment if I laugh. I think I have to put a finger down too for try not to laugh. Yeah, of course.

Yeah. I try not to. I also try not to. I try not to. I really try not to laugh. Yeah. But there are moments where I'm like, this is really funny, but I try not to I really try not to laugh laugh yeah but there are moments where I'm like

this is really funny but I could I could not laugh but I'm gonna laugh because it deserves it this is why this is why I brought it up because I feel like

specifically for you two I don't know if I've like fake laughed because I feel like you would both know it and see it in my eyes and it would be like I don't know what it would

it would be harder I don't know what it would look like can you try it's like when you're watching a comedy show and you wanna give them energy, but you don't have enough, so it's like, ha ha. Yeah. I would hate that if you did that.

Nice. And I know. I would drive away. I know, so I just don't. I guess, is it fake laugh or is it that I'm making a laugh, like, oh, I'm laughing a little bit, but I'm gonna make it more. Right.

I think it's an actual laugh that's like fake. You're pushing behind it. Ooh. I don't know if I've done that. See, you can push on a laugh that starts from funny. I don't think I laugh at something that isn't funny. Well, it's out of like...

No, I know what you're prompting. I'm still gonna put a finger down. I'm gonna put a finger down just down I wouldn't be able to remember it's fine I love that I feel like maybe this will get you I think this is maybe never have I ever spilled spaghetti on myself

oh 100% I've never spilled spaghetti on myself are you wearing like a full napkin bib? no he wouldn't have to because he hasn't spilled spaghetti on himself. I haven't spilled spaghetti on myself. He's wearing an all white outfit actually. Whoa.

Slurping it up. I'm not eating spaghetti all the time. When did you, what made you think of spilling spaghetti? I agree. Because you were in the service industry. So like I figured just as a. And you went to spaghetti? Oh.

I wanted to be specific. I wanted to see if I could get you specifically. No, I'd love the prompt. I'm just trying to figure it out. Because spilling food would get me. I've spilled food on myself. I've spilled food. Spaghetti.

I have not spilled spaghetti while I was working. Spaghetti's my favorite food, spaghetti and meatballs. So I would spill it on myself all the time. But working, I never worked at an Italian restaurant. I don't think I ever worked at a place that served pasta. Oh, wow. Okay. My uncle has a story.

Back forever ago, he was a waiter, and he was bringing a plate of a couple things, but spaghetti was part of it, and he brings it to a table, and he's walking up to the table, and he kind of loses balance, and he has a choice of either the food going into the table, or

instead, he just slams it into a wall just just oh my god right into a wall and apparently the stain was there for decades that's awesome shane i have actually seen this happen in person you know how many times i've seen servers fucking break and do that. I have seen a server full martinis, full martinis is walking and they've slammed it to the ground. Because it's about to go somewhere

that they just go, it's instinct. They go, I don't want it to fall on the guests because it sucks. So they slammed it to the ground. And one time a server who was very clumsy went to the ground and tripped on someone's

jacket, fell, and had a cut like blood everywhere. Like Final Destination. Blood everywhere. And he was very clumsy, and I loved him so much.

But he came out, and he was like, motherfucker. At least he was okay. Was he all right? No, not really. I mean, he was fine. I mean, he had a cut. I don't think he went to the hospital, but he was covered in blood. And it was like, dude, you made it so much worse.

You made it so much worse. Oh, my God. He's a professional wrestler. Great memory. Those guests are just sitting there being like, I've seen so much fucked up shit in restaurants. I've never seen a server drop a tray. I don't think I have either.

It's actually kind of fascinating because there's so many times where I'm like, holy shit, don't drop that. But they don't. It's always cocktails too, where I'm like, holy shit, don't drop that, but they don't. It's always cocktails, too, where I'm like, how are you doing that? It is the funniest thing I've ever seen when a server drops something. I mean, I've been there.

I'd be a horrendous waiter. I would be so bad. Yes, I think you would. Sorry. So sorry. Thanks. You're just like a big guy. I feel like you need to be moving through. Gotta squeeze through. I feel like you need to be moving through. Gotta squeeze through.

I bump shit so much. Yeah. The amount of doorways that I hit with my shoulder is crazy. Yeah, so you'd be fucked from the get-go. Oh, no, I, yeah. Yeah. Yeah, for sure. Sorry about that.

Okay. Okay. I'm gonna put a finger down because I've probably spilled spaghetti on myself. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, come on. Yeah.

I'm a sloppy eater. I just don't, I have no recollection of spilling spaghetti, specifically spaghetti. But I really don't think I eat spaghetti that much. This is the craziest prompt. It's the craziest prompt. Spaghetti.

But I got you. It's a crazy, but I got you both. I literally have one finger up. Yeah, I think we expected that. I have two. It's close, it's a close game. Oh, that's how you guys are gonna do two fingers like this?

Spaghetti. Great. Number one. All right, I'll switch it to that. Okay. All right. it's close it's a close game oh that's how that's how you guys are gonna do two fingers like this spaghetti great number one alright I'll switch it to that okay alright you guys got one

I definitely have some yeah go ahead Tommy I've got another like one of the cause again I went into this like I'm gonna get them

haha never have I ever been to Europe oh I'm out oh I've been to Europe alright so Amanda's out it's down to Tommy and I haha but Amanda you can still throw ones out Never have I ever been to Europe. Oh, I'm out. Oh, I've been to Europe. All right, so Amanda's out. It's down to Tommy and I.

Uh-huh. But Amanda, you can still throw ones out for... Oh, sack. See if you can get me. I have one that I... Never have I ever... And this is like romantically. This is like as a thing. This is a marriage question, I guess.

Here we go. Never have I ever slid into someone's DMs. I'm not in this. I'm like thinking, I'm like, well. You could put a finger down. Okay. If someone slid into my DMs first. No, I don't think that counts.

You have to initiate it. Then I will keep my finger up. Holy shit, wow. I know. I never have. I'm going to be honest. I don't think I have it all it. Then I will keep my finger up. Holy shit. Wow. I know. I never have. And I was like, I have not either. I'm going to be honest. I don't think I have at all.

I don't. Well, do it a lot, though. That's like the thing now. I don't. I don't. Like, nothing has ever wanted me to do that. I don't know. Even if I thought they were cute, like, I don't.

I never. It feels weird. It feels weird to me. Also, because we're on where we are online, and then it feels like we're using our tool to be like, hey, this is me. Take a screenshot. Yeah, it feels aggressive in a way that I don't like. I'd rather hopefully meet them in person through mutual friends and just wait for that. Yeah.

It's also something like I'm not the type. You'd see someone online or on social media, like, oh, they're cute, but I don't know you. Right. And it's just kind of weird. I'm not someone who wants to initiate anything unless I kind of know more. Unless we've talked in person once before. Then it's not really.

Yeah, then you're continuing a conversation. Exactly. Yeah. That, to me, is fine. If you've met're continuing a conversation. Exactly. Yeah. That to me is fine. If you've met in person and then I like, I know plenty of people who like are just throwing messages out there to people. They don't know.

Oh yeah. I, after this, and this is, this is for members. No, we don't have that yet. Um,

uh, I was question mark flirted with via a DM slide in. And then slide in. And I went, oh, is this a flirt? And then I responded back with like a, imagine if you were flirting with me. And they were like, I'm not. And I was like, oh, ha ha.

Well, good thing I said that. Anyway. They just said, I'm not? No, it was the way in which they responded was very much like i was like wouldn't it be crazy if like you weren't flirting with me and you just like wanted some information and then it was like i do want this information it was like that sucks i'll show you the screenshot later it's very much like it's like like where are you going and it's like oh i'm going like i'm going to this bar and it's like, oh, I'm going to this bar.

And it's like, okay, cool, because I was interested in going to that bar. Like, I needed to know where that bar was, so thank you. And I was like, oh, great, good exchange. Wait, that's actually very confusing. No, and I'll let you watch. I literally, Chance was out there yesterday, and I was like, Chance, I need you to look at this conversation.

And then he was like, oh, he's flirting. And then went, oh, maybe he's not flirting. It's like, was it a bit? Anyway. That's crazy. Moving on. See, I would have been like, what is that bar that you're going to? I've always wanted to go there.

But still, that would seem like flirting, I guess. Yeah, I'll show you. Yeah, anyway. I just don't want to be too specific in case that person watches this. Okay. Members only. Which is a possibility. Really?

Okay. Oh, yeah, yeah. Okay. All right. You can throw out one if you want. I feel like I need to pull up my list. I have one. I'm going to try it because it's just down to you and I.

So I'm trying to throw specific ones at you. Never have I ever seen an alligator on a golf course. Fuck you. It's from Florida. Golf course, you mean all of the terrain in Florida? And an alligator, the only thing more populous than old people in Florida? I love them like Florida.

I know exactly what you've seen. Wow. All right, so I take the first round then. Yes, you do. I took the first round. Oh, okay, so you won. I knocked him out with an alligator on a golf course. Wow. All right, so I take the first round, then. Yes, you do. I took the first round. Wait, oh, okay, so you won. I knocked him out with an alligator

on a golf course. Wow. All right. That was specific. That was very specific. One point for me. Congratulations. I haven't lived life.

Spaghetti and alligator, you're crushing it, man. Seeing an alligator on a golf course is not living life, Never seen an alligator, never spilled spaghetti on myself.

Wow. Wow, you're crushing it. I'm winning at lying. All right. Next round. Locked and loaded. All right. Okay.

I have one. Go. Never have I ever said, oh, yeah, I liked that show that you recommended that you love so much, even if I watched it and didn't like it. I never said I liked it. If I watch something that you recommend, I'm going to say how I feel. I've never lied. Ever?

No, I've never lied about that specific thing. I've never told a lie in my entire life. I don't know how. I can't handle that. You need to lie a lot more, buddy. Hey, dude, you could get a lot further. Dude, you need to lie. You're going to do a lot better.

Not about that. TV shows, if I don't like a lot further. Dude, you need to lie. You're going to do a lot better. Not about that. TV shows, if I don't like a show, I might soften the blow. I might not be like, I hate it. But I'll be like, yeah, I couldn't get into it. Even like back in the day, like when Netflix was like starting to be cool and everyone's like, oh, my God, have you seen that show? And you're like, yeah. No, I don't think I have. Tommy.

I feel like I I have. Tommy. I feel like I probably have. Okay. Although usually I will be recommended a show. One of my besties is always recommending a show, and then I watch it, and I'm like, this is possibly the most boring thing I've ever seen in my life. But I tell him that to his face. Because then I get to be like,

and this is why the show didn't work for me. Like this kind of choice. I love that. But I'm sure at one point I i've because i'm i'm a hater i love being a hater i'm a hater i'm a big old hater shout out to my haters um my fellow haters and when it's like we all love this show then i'm like okay and then i watch it i'm like whatever but then but then if someone's like gun to my head like and how'd you feel about the show and i'm like it's great so i'm a coward hater shout out to my head, like, and how'd you feel about the show? And I'm like, it's great. So I'm a coward hater.

Shout out to my cowards. Oh my God. Shout out to my coward haters. Love you. My ex was right. I am a coward. Stop it. I'm kidding.

Okay. Holy shit. No, but I definitely have. Okay. So at least I got one. Okay. I find it very hard though, because I will say like when people recommend the same thing to me, like my sister

is dying for me to see this movie Palm Springs it's an older movie. Oh it's awesome. It's not older. Well it's like five years older. It's like I feel like it's like came out. Palm Springs that's the Andy Samberg. Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah. 2020 I guess it did come out yeah. She's like it's my favorite movie

and for some reason the more she says it's her favorite and I need to watch it the more I don't want to watch it. It's because the pressure. It's the pressure. Now you have the societal pressure of someone you love saying this is the most important thing to me. And you're like, okay, that means I need to be at a specific mindset where I lock myself in

and tune into this movie and give it all of my attention. And then it's like, okay, how did I feel about that? If it's not the best, then I have to talk. You know what I mean? The more pressure builds up, the less you want to even okay how did I feel about that if it's not the best then I have to talk you know what I mean the more pressure builds up the less you want to even get involved yes I totally get that I will say I love that movie it's very fun it's the best movie ever you should watch it it's my favorite movie ever

yeah if you don't watch it you should watch it knowing that you didn't watch it kind of blows my mind no I definitely won't watch it I don't know how to continue this conversation okay well that's I won't look at you in the eye anymore that's my question what? on a similar how are we going to connect? on a similar note Okay, well that's... I won't look you in the eye anymore. That's my question. What? How are we going to connect? On a similar note... rugged terrain with on-road comfort. Until June 15th, receive up to $60 on a prepaid MasterCard when you purchase Kumo RoadVenture AT52

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Never have I ever seen someone's band or just seen someone's musical performance. And it was really bad or I just didn't really like it. And you told him it was really great. Shut up. Fuck you. Of course. Of course I have. It's like the quintessential.

I don't even think that's an L.A. thing. I think that's everywhere. That's just a thing. Everybody has. Yeah. Yeah. It's like, come see my show don't even think that's an LA thing. I think that's everywhere. That's just a thing. Everybody has. Yeah. Yeah. It's like, come see my show. And you're like, okay.

Yeah. And I will. And it's always in the worst place. Oh, yeah. It's always just perfectly far enough away. And there's no parking. There's no parking. There's no food.

There's no drinks. No. And the ticket's like $5 too much. Too much. It's like $5 too much. It's like $28. Yeah. Like $28. Yeah, and then right when you get there, the person taking your ticket can't find it

and you're already annoyed and you're like, I wish I was not here. And your friend is always performing like last. Far, far back. They're performing at like 1 a.m. They're like, there's four openers. Wait for me.

And you're like Yeah Also as we know I mean this wasn't Yeah I know I gotta put my As we know as comedians I know this isn't a band But like our pull string

On the back of our bodies Is great set 100% Love that set Great show So funny I don't know about you guys But I

If I have shows I like pick and choose I don't invite people To every single show I pick and choose I'm like this one matters And then single show. I pick and choose. I'm like, this one matters. And then I'll straight up be like, don't come to this one. Absolutely. Yeah.

You don't want to burn people out. Right. Right. But then when you do get a text and it's like, come to my show, you're like, okay, I'll do that. It's a lot of pressure. Talk about the ultimate pressure. Yeah. And I've also gone and seen people's musical performances. They've been great.

Yeah, me too. That's awesome. And then you're like psyched. Yeah. And luckily with comedy sets, whenever I've gone, they've been awesome. I've been very fortunate, though. Yeah. Because that would be even harder.

Well, I've definitely seen a lot of bad improv in my life. People's like teams where they're like, come on. And you're like, whew. Yeah. Oof. Woof. Yeah. I died in that life. People's like, teams where they're like, come on! And you're like, whew. Yeah. Oof. Woof. Yeah.

I died in that moment. I was brought to another planet. Rough. Welcome back. Welcome back. I've got one. Never have I ever puked at an amusement park or a fair

or anything crazy like that. Ooh. I never have. I don't get motion sickness. No. Wow. I get motion sickness, but I don't go on those rides. That's my thing. I don't get motion sickness. Wow. I get motion sickness, but I don't go on those rides.

That's my thing. I don't do those rides. Can you not do roller coasters? I love roller coasters. I can't do like- Spinny, spinny. Spinny, like what is it, Tasmania? They've all got names.

Yeah. Like the spinny ones where you're stuck to the wall? And then you like slide up. Zero percent. I can't do that. I can do like the my favorite ride is the, what is that? The Tilt-A-Whirl?

What's this? Where you spin the cup? Nope. You're sitting in the thing and you're like, Okay, I have more details about it. Okay, it's like a star and you're going this way and the other person's like right there with you and you stop right next to each other and then you move again and you're like, don't worry about it. Do you know this one?

Scrambler. I think it's called the scrambler. It's a scrambler. Yeah. Yeah. Okay. Sure. Yeah. I love that one. That's fun. Okay. Yeah. So it's just specific motion sickness. Yeah. I got on this pocket of YouTube when it was like fair rides or whatever, like breaking down and like tragic moments and like rides history. Just cause you know, sometimes like fair rides or whatever, like breaking down in like tragic moments and like rides history. Just because, you know, sometimes you get on that like, that's my true crime.

People love true crime. I love a roller coaster accident. Morbid curiosity. Awful. So like that just further integrated my, or solidified my not going on rides like that. Like I'll do roller coasters for sure, but like not fair.

You won't see me at a fair. No, fair is crazy because it's like, oh, we're here for one week, and you're like, you set up a ride in one week? Are the bolts tight? And you're doing it, and you're like, yay, and the bolts are like, can't leave us! I one time at Six Flags

got stuck on Tatsu for 15 minutes, just looking down at my death for 15 minutes. Can't do that. Just face down at someone where you're hanging and just the ground beneath for 15 minutes. I actually,

I think I would have a panic attack and pass out. I would, yeah. I luckily was the type, I was a teenager, I was just like, whatever, man.

That's wild. You have a sense of calm. I lit a cigarette. I was just dropping lit cigarettes down on the ground beneath me. There's a forest fire beneath you now.

Your uncle's like, God, Shane is just such a piece of shit. He's like, stop. Did you guys know that the sixth flag in Six Flags is the Confederate flag? Should I put down a finger? Is this real? No, I never have ever knew that. Google it. I learned this recently Googled that. Google it. I learned this recently

and that blew my mind. The Six Flags of Texas. The Six Flags of... So is that why the mascot's like that old, like, white looking guy? That's why. That's why.

That's Robert E. Lee. And I'll put down another finger. That's the remains of Robert E. Lee. Okay. What the hell? Selina just looks over like this. Lee. Okay. What the hell? Selena just looks over like this.

Yeah. It's true. I never knew. I guess we can't go anymore? In their advertisements, in their logos, it's like those colorful triangular flags.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's just all that. It's France in there. It's a bunch of flags. Why is France in there? France was like, we'll give you 100 bucks. Put our flag in, please. It's places that of flags. Why is France in there? France was like, we'll give you a hundred bucks. It's places that have governed

Texas in the past. Oh, that makes sense. So France, Spain, Mexico. I don't think they're owning that much anymore. They're doing the colorful triangular flag. I'm not going to defend six flags. I feel like I've nearly died there a couple times. Sounds like you love

being stuck on Tatsu. Never have I ever won over a thousand I think you love Six Flags. I've nearly died there a couple times. Sounds like you love being stuck on Tatsu. Okay. Never have I ever. Okay. Never have I ever won over $1,000 in Vegas. No. Easy. I've never been to Vegas.

Oh. I've been to Vegas, but I wasn't betting. I wasn't like, I don't know. I don't like. I'm not a gambler. I don't like Black Jack. Black Jack. Cra'm not a gambler. I don't like blackjack. Blackjack. Craps.

Craps? Yeah, craps. Okay. Slot machine? Yeah. Slot machine. It sounds fun. I just, I'd rather like, I don't know.

I just, it doesn't, it doesn't excite me. If you go in with, this happened to me one time and it was awesome. And I feel like, and I tried it again and it didn't really work. But I went into, what's the Morongo do we know the Morongo? Morongo Casino and resort that's like on the way to desert

went in there with $20 and I was like I have $20 I'm going to gamble with my $20 and once this $20 is gone I'm leaving this place because I don't have money to spend like that and so put in a $20, get the little card good thing,, I'm leaving this place. Because I don't have money to spend like that. And so put in a 20, get the little card. Then I'm up to 40.

Now I'm up to 60. Now that 60 gets back down to 20. And then I'm like, okay, whoa, whoa. And I keep going and going. And I spent like an hour and a half just like making money and losing money, making money and losing money. And then I hit 20 again. And I was like, it's time to go. And I left with my $20.

Wait, that's actually really fun. Yes. Don't gamble at home. You people get addicted to it. But when you do the $20, I would do the $20. It's really fun. Cause then you're just like,

this has no meaning to me and I'm just going to leave when I, yeah, I don't want to like go in with hundreds of dollars. No, that scares me so much. My mindset has always been you take money that you're like, I'm going to spend this money gambling.

Right, I'm not getting that. You like to gamble. I don't really like to gamble. I have really bad gambling luck. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. My first trip, when I turned 21, my family was like, we're going to Vegas.

And that's kind of a thing that we do. Yeah. But I immediately, I brought a couple hundred dollars. I was like, I'm going to spend this this week. I lost it all immediately. I didn't win any money

in all of my initial bets I lost a hundred dollars immediately did not even get a little bit back it dwindles, it was just gone because I lost I did blackjack immediately and I lost every hand you were like hit me

my brothers were even like oh shit I was like yeah this is probably just not for me. Happy birthday! I gotta be honest, this is probably not my thing. No, and truthfully, in Vegas, the odds are against you completely. And people might go to Vegas and be

up, but if you look at all your Vegas trips, you're always gonna be down. Like, you're giving Vegas money. I think I just worry that there's, like like all these mob bosses watching you on the camera and they're like, look at that sleight of hand. And then you owe them your life. Have I watched too many movies? You've watched too many movies.

Yeah, you've probably watched too many movies. Okay. But not the movies we want you to watch. If only you'd watched the movies that we cared about. What? We wanted you to watch. Like Ocean's Eleven? Like Palm Springs.

Oh my God. You need to watch Palm Springs. I'm never gonna watch Palm Springs. Guys, my God. You need to watch Palm Springs. I'm never going to watch Palm Springs. Guys, comment down below for Amanda to watch Palm Springs. Guys, I'm never going to watch it. Now that I have all this pressure. If this podcast gets 14 likes, we are going to force Amanda to watch Palm Springs.

Get those likes up. And we're going to do it on the pod. Wow. Watch a long pod. Never been to Vegas. I want to Never been to Vegas You actually would have a blast

Great people watching Vegas can be really fun Cirque du Soleil The people watching in Vegas Is crazy It's crazy Because you'll be walking Down the strip

And you'll see people dressed In the most immaculate clothing Next to someone Who's wearing Like a singular t-shirt That covers their whole body And then flip flops That are Correct That's awesome Barely on their feet I've also heard like a singular t-shirt that covers their whole body and then flip flops that are

correct that's awesome barely on their feet I've also heard if you've hit a third day of Vegas you've done it too long yes

it's like a two day thing and then you gotta get out the third day you hate Vegas more than anything on this planet that's awesome I went when I was 22

and it was the third day was like am I too old to go no oh god no grown men no Vegas is okay I'd say it's actually grown men I'm still a young It was the third day. Am I too old to go? No. Oh, God, no. Grown men. No.

Vegas is... Okay, well, back off a little bit. I'm still a young, young... Men are younger than you, honey. I threw my back out two days ago. You be kind to my old soul. I actually feel like when I've... Every time I've gone to Vegas,

it's mostly, like, seniors. That's what I was thinking. I think it's mostly... I feel like that's usually my experience. Oof. Oof. I don't think young... I don't think younger... I don't think millennials and Gen Z are as into Vegas as boomers were. I think we're kind of like not, gambling's not fun because nobody has money.

Right. And things are scary. So it's like, I'm not going to do that. Boomers had stupid money. Yeah. I've got one, but I feel like it's only going to get you maybe, or maybe no one. Okay. Okay. Never have I ever gotten a spray tan. You've gotten a spray tan. Of course I have. Yeah. Of course I have. I'm from the East coast. Our proms are basically crawling into fall and I

needed to be tan. Yeah. People expected me to be tan. i really want to get a spray tan i know you do as a bit i there was there was a there was a moment where i was like gonna show up to a shoot week just just orange like deep deep orange i was so excited for it and then like shit got moved around honey i don't know if you'll be orange you might be like brown well that's what i don't know if you'll be orange. You might be like brown. Well, that's what I don't, I don't want to push any limits. Okay. I don't want to, I don't want anyone to assume something wrong. But I do,

I do want to have a spray tan. Yeah. For the hell of it. Oh my God. And I think, and I think you should do it closer to December. So it's even more like, we know for sure that it was a spray tan.

The spray tan is the most, I mean, I haven't done it since I was 18. Okay. But I used to do the beds. Terrible. And then it was like a thing that you do for prom. Right.

You have to do it. It's like a thing. But the spray tan is insane because you can get it on everything you own when you come home. Oh, no. Oh, yeah. How long do I have to not touch anything? Well, they probably like enhanced it. It's probably more advanced now than when I was 18. They have a hot glue all over you now?

Really seal it in? They probably like exfoliate you and then, I don't know, but you don't want to shower after because then you get spots. Right. And you don't want to get spots. But how do I sleep? Standing. Yeah. Okay. I remember talking to a person who did spray tanning, and she was talking about... That was her job. That was her job. She worked at a spray tan place,

and she was talking about when dudes would come in, how it'd be like, alright, now move your junk to the side. Spray tan, that's... They wanted it all brown. Everywhere. Everywhere. Those were all the men I went to high school with. That's wild. I'd probably do that. Yeah, it all brown. Everywhere. Everywhere. Those were all the men I went to high school with. I'd probably do that.

Yeah. And I think you should. So you can move your tongue to the side. Tongue to the right. Crisscross. Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow. Crisscross. Ow, ow, ow, ow.

Honestly, I can't wait to see you because then you can wear the little baby little goggles. That don't have lines here, just here. I'm going to have the white eyes. It's going to be great. You're going to come in and you'll be like, welcome to our family view. We asked. I can't wait. So keep an eye out so I guess

I'm the only one who did the spray tan spray tan lady I mean I wish I never did it I look back at prom photos and I'm like wow

oh wowzers wow but all my dresses were like hot pink lime green so fun bright orange so you needed a

you needed a boost you're like Bobby we're late for prom my hair was like slicked slicked and then curls and like kind of up So you needed a boost. You're like, Bobby, we're late for prom. My hair was like slicked and then curls and like kind of up. It was called a half do. Did you ever do bump-its? Do you remember those?

Do you remember bump-its? Yes, I never did them, but I know that it was a possibility for me to do it. It was in my sphere. I mean, I did grow up on Jersey Shore. I watched all of Jersey Shore. But you could have it. You buy it. And it was like a plastic thing. Yeah, it's like a little ramp in your head.

You go home. You go to my home. People still rock a bump it. Big time. That's awesome. They're dressed up for the grocery store like hardcore. Whoa. Correct.

It's crazy. Yeah. Pretty cool. Never have I ever invested's crazy. Yeah. Pretty cool. Um, never have I ever invested in crypto. Okay. I didn't think what? Yeah.

What? Yeah. Amanda, our offline queen. That is the craziest. I'm not, I'm not kidding. That is the craziest turn of events. I have.

I have. Oh, did you make money? Yeah. Whoa, nice. Not like, whoa, holy shit, but I did double what I put in there. Okay. That's cool. That's insane.

To be honest. That's crazy to me. This is the most insane. It's like when people figured out I love Lord of the Rings. They were like, what? And I was like, yeah. Wow. Lord of the Rings. They were like, what? And I was like, yeah. Wow. Lord of the Rings.

You know what that rhymes with? Crypto? Holmesprings. I am actually going to kill you. Okay, that's crazy. I have invested in crypto, and I wanted to. I wasn't sure about it, and my friend gave me a whole download and then kind of helped me do it. And I was like wow cool I I should point out that that's that it is gambling so you were you won wow good job I won

similar to gambling also I think advice overall don't you're because you more likely to lose money more likely you got very lucky I got very lucky. I did like a safe, safe gamble on it where it like stops you. It doesn't allow you to like put too much on anything. It just like, it's all through an app. And you're not also putting like, people are putting their life savings into crypto. Oh, I would never. I'd rather take out the cash and hide it somewhere. Yeah.

In your mattress. Yeah, in my mattress. That's so funny. That's crazy. Out of all of us at the table? That is so crazy. Me thinks it was an of all of us at the table? That is so crazy. Me thinks it was an awesome idea that I did it. Me thinks. Well,

you got money, so it worked out. Me thinks. I did a good job. Do you guys have any? I'm going through my brain right now thinking about stuff I have not done. Never have I ever paid for online dating. No. I never have. Yes, for online dating. No.

I never have. Yes, I have. And that's okay. That's okay. Most of the world has. You can pay to see who has liked you on these apps. Are you kidding me? Let me spend $20 so I don't have to go through the hoopla. Of course.

He's cute. It's designed that way. Of course. Are they all pay? They're all free. You can pay to either like Tinder for example is like you're done swiping for the day

unless you pay us $10 then you can keep swiping. No it's really shitty. I think they're kind of all kind of crumbling a little bit right now. I think they're struggling. I know a lot of well I'm actually not the person to speak on this. The gay people I'm surrounded by are moving past dating apps.

They're like bored of it. I think everyone kind of is. I have a theory. That makes sense. I mean, it makes sense that they want to keep the demand up. They don't want them to really work in the long run. No, they don't want you to couple up.

They want people to be single. I think dating apps have probably made dating so much harder than, I mean, I think everyone knows they have made dating. Because people come in with weird expectations. I don't think dating apps were really designed for you to find a thing. No. It's for fucking. It's for fucking.

And I think even that started to suck. I think they're bad in that one too yeah I heard someone explain it recently and I was like wow this is more the dating sphere but specifically in dating apps that for men dating is a desert and for women it's a

swamp and I was like wow that's crazy it's bad for everyone but I think it's a swamp in a bad way for women. Oh, that's, well. Yeah, no, yeah. I don't think swamp was meant to be a good thing. Well. Oh, like a nice swamp. Oh, yeah, I guess swamp

is bad. We just learned that Amanda is Shrek and thinks swamps are awesome. Get off my swamp. But yeah, it's just bad. The experience is not good and organized. They're not trying to optimize it for you to match with someone. They're probably trying to keep that match away so that you stay and pay for it. Was it ever good?

I think initially they were really years ago. Yeah. Tommy? The longest relationship I had I met on Tinder. Okay. People do meet their partners on dating apps. It's still possible. I just think the infrastructure is not designed for it.

Well. And it's all trying to get money out of you. That's their goal. Their goal is not to match you with someone. Their goal is to get money out of you. So. All right. One down for Tommy.

What does everyone have? Because I have two. I've got three left. I'm pretty sure. I've got four left. I kind of lost count, but I'm pretty sure it's three. I've got four. Yeah. I'm pretty sure I've got four because I've not invested in crypto. Okay. I have two. I've got three left. I'm pretty sure. I've got four left. I kind of lost count, but I'm pretty sure it's three. I've got four. Yeah.

I'm pretty sure I've got four because I've not invested in crypto. Okay. I should have. Okay. I guess I should have. I guess you should have. Never have I ever texted an ex, but it's like texting an ex being like, hey. I'm sorry.

Hey, what's going on? Come back. Not like, hey, you know, not for like a necessity. You mean like never have I ever texted an ex in like a flirting, I want you back vibes? Or in any sort of way, like, yeah. Huh. More that tone. Is texting an ex having a conversation of like, hey, we should like meet up and like have a conversation?

No, it's not platonic. I don't think it's platonic. I think in a non-platonic way. You mean like as a booty call or just like? Sure, booty call counts. Just not platonic. Not just like, hey, my friend. I don't know.

Or like, hey, I'm recommending you for a job. I don't know. X, like a real X or like a two-month hangout X? I'd say a real X. I think I was too prideful. I don't think I did. I think, I think I,

I, I've, I've wanted to, but I, I, I'm very stubborn and prideful, so I don't think I did. Yeah.

I think most of my breakups were either like, I was like super done or they were super done or they were trans. Hi, Lena. And we're still friends. And yeah, so I don't think so. It was very like, no more contact. Okay. I think I've wanted to though.

Oh, sure, I've wanted to. I haven't, I've definitely like tried to like be like, oh, okay, where can I like, again, it always goes back to in person for me. Totally. So it's like if I know that they're going to be at a party and I'm interested in that. Yeah. I'll be like, oh, okay, I want to go. But no.

That's different. Too stubborn. Okay. Okay. Oh, I've got one. All right. Yes. Never have I ever gotten a concussion.

I don't think I've gotten a concussion. I don't think I've gotten a concussion. I don't think so. Amanda? That I'm aware of. That I'm aware of. I guess that's always the case. I've probably had one that I'm not aware of. That's where we've all, you know what, we're all concussed.

I think I might have. Did you get diagnosed with a concussion at any point? No, but I felt really sick. A bus hit me and my sister. I'm sorry. What the fuck? I'm sorry, Amanda. Sorry?

Were they trying to get your crypto? Sorry. Yeah, they were like, you invested in crypto. Bus! Boom. Okay, we need to talk about that. You got hit by a bus. I did.

And you've never mentioned this. Correct. I was inside of a car. Okay. It was me and my older sister. We share a birthday. We were young. We were on our way to a dinner that we were having in Boston with my mom

and sisters and my grandparents. We were going to this Portuguese restaurant or tapas, Spanish tapas. I can't remember, but I was young. I was like, not super young. I think I was like 16 or something. And we were both in her little shit box car.

Like little. And we were in Boston and we had parked for a second and I was on the phone with my mom who was in a car like five cars down

and... Miss Frizzle was drunk as fuck. Miss Frizzle was like la la la la la la. Can I put my bus in you? Go ahead. And my sister was turning

and the bus was coming, and it hit her and slammed us against many, many, many cars, and I lost. I blacked out, and I was on the phone with my mom. Unfortunately, she heard the whole thing. Yeah, that would be terrifying. Which is why I never talk about it, because I blacked it out. But, like, she heard the whole thing, and it was just boom.

It hit us all through these parked cars in Boston. Luckily the bus stopped and we were, we were okay. We were okay. And my sister, the car was like crunched, but no one got like cut or anything. But we, I think my sister was fine, but I definitely hit my head because I was on the phone like down by my feet or something. You kind of did an initial bonk. Exactly.

And the phone was still on. Wow. And I think the worst part was the embarrassment of my mom having a fucking breakdown. Do you know when someone's, like, worried that you almost died and you almost feel, like, embarrassed? Then it's back on you to be like, calm down. You're almost like, do you know that feeling? I don't know. When it's like, my mom pulled up and she was like,

my babies, like that. Like she was in hysterics. And I felt deeply uncomfortable. I was like, I'm fine, mom. Mom, you're being cringe right now. No, I felt so bad for her. And my poor little sister was in the car and she was like, I'm never going to be the same.

She was in the car with my mother, so she experienced my mom being like, they're dead. They're dead. Oh, my God. Well, it probably sounded crazy on the phone. Oh, we got hit by a fucking bus. Like, the sound was probably worse than even the. Crunchy, squeaky. So I felt really sick, but my mom was like, well, we have reservations.

We have to go. Now that you're alive, it's for your birthday. We can't let your grandparents down. Did you not go to the hospital or anything? No, I went to dinner. You just went to dinner. My grandparents were waiting. That's the craziest part.

My grandparents were waiting. And we can't let them down. They'll be so, they'll be devastated if you guys don't show up to your birthday dinner. So me and my older sister, this is like the story

of my life. Me and my older sister walked in and I, I remember throwing up in the bathroom and my mom was like, you had a concussion. We'll figure this out.

You had a concussion. But I had to be like, you know, like happy birthday. And I was like, ble birthday. And I was like. A concussed. Having to be concussed and sit through happy birthdays. That's unbelievable.

Story of my life where it's like, you almost died, but we can't let your grandparents down. That's crazy. Yeah. Anyways. Wow. So I think I did have a concussion. I think 100%. I think her car was totaled.

Pretty sure. It got crunched. It's probably wild. And the bus didn't give a fucking shit. They were like, you pulled out at the wrong time, lady. Like, they're just bossing. It was like a public bus. Yeah, I mean, she definitely did the wrong thing.

Well, yeah. It's like, you know, when you pull out and you put your blinker on and a bus is coming, so you're going to wait. My sister's like, got to go. Anyways, so I guess I have one left. I feel like you should put a finger down for that. Should I put all my fingers down for that? Should I take two?

That's a two for it. No, I'm just kidding. Okay, you have one left. Wow. Okay. Holy crap. Sorry. I love that story. Thank you. You're welcome. Okay you have one left Wow Yeah Holy crap Sorry I love that story thank you

You're welcome Selena wrote this one down And I feel like we just gotta We just gotta say it Never have I ever gotten the ick From someone at this table The ick I don't think I've gotten the ick

From anyone at this table I don't think I've gotten the ick I don't think I get the ick I definitely get the ick Oh I get Oh I get the ick I don't I feel like I haven't gotten the ick Well Come on Not anyone at this table I don't think I've gotten the ick. I definitely get the ick. Oh, I get the ick. I feel like I haven't gotten the ick.

Well, not anyone at this table. I don't think I've gotten the ick from anyone at this table. No. At all. But I've definitely gotten the ick. Come on, you've gotten the ick. I guess I probably have. I don't think of it in those terms.

It's like when someone says something and you're like, ooh. Yeah. Okay. Loosely, yeah, I was on a date or whatever and someone was like, what a cute doggo over there. And I went. Yeah. Okay. Loosely, yeah. I was on a date or whatever, and someone was like, what a cute doggo over there. And I went. Sorry, I got hit by a bus earlier.

Doggo? Clearly my face changed. And she went, oh, no, should I not have said that? Because I think I went like. And he was like, oh, I'm so sorry. I will never say that again. And I'm like no no no it's fine

but also don't he said what a cute dog and he goes oh should I not have said that ermager ermager I'm a dumb dumb idiot

I'm just small bean oh god maybe I have gotten the ick from you Shane I'm not sure I think I think maybe I have no I no not the real ick just I have. No, I know.

Not the real ick, just when you're doing shit like that. Yeah, he's cringed you out. Oh, he's 100% cringed me out. But not like ick where you're like, oh, God, and you don't want to tell them. I've had friends who've given me the ick, and I've definitely looked at them like, oh, God. They're like, what?

I'm like like never mind. I just let it go. I let it go but sometimes you gotta tell them. I know. You're like you can't do that. That's so hard. You're a gross idiot right now. And I think it has to do with dogs and people walking by

cute dog or whatever. They say something and you're just like, oh my god. I've gotten the ick from myself, I think. Oh. I think I've gotten the ick from myself. How so? I think I, I don't know, just in moments. I think about dogs like, it is so subconscious that when I see

a dog, I go so high register and I don't know why still. I want to talk to a dog and just be like, what's up, man? But every time I'm like, oh, how's it going? I've seen you with a dog. It doesn't give me the egg. There is a

some science podcast that I listen to. There is a instinctual thing that we talk like that to small animals. Is it like a baby thing? It is a baby thing. Even other animals talk to their own children with a different tone than they would talk to other

things. And it's so that the babies know that they're being addressed. It's so like, if we didn't use that voice toward the dogs, the dogs might not know that we're addressing them. I could be wrong, but I have a microphone in front of my mouth,

so that means everything I say is true. Correct. That actually makes sense, though. And also, you can't stop yourself. I could never go to a dog and be like,

what's up, little brother? How are you? Hey, buddy. Hey, dog. Do-ba-do-do-ba. Do-do-do-ba. It's hard. It's really hard not to.

It's really hard. So it's okay. Sometimes I catch myself with my cats. I'll just, like, if I'm just hanging out, I'll turn around and be like, what are you doing, dude? What's going on? That's because you live with them. Difference.

What are you up to? And they're just looking at you like, what? Never have I ever owned a dog. Oh, I'm out. Got me. I'm out. Uh-huh. Never owned a dog. Do you want to own a dog? Someday. Now I do. I never used to, but now I'm out. Got me. I'm out. Uh-huh. Do you want to own a dog?

Someday. Now I do. I never used to, but now I want to. I feel like you'd be so good as a dog owner. What kind of dog would you want? I don't know. I recently had a lot of interactions with a pit. They're the sweetest little guy. There's a whole little person in there.

But growing up, I had hermit crabs. I had a hermit crab. I had fish. I had hermit crabs. I had a hermit crab. I had fish. I had prairie dogs. You had prairie dogs? Like prairie dogs. Like the ones that are in a desert? Yeah.

Wow. Did you have them outside or you had them inside? No, we had them inside. They're pets. They can be pets. It was amazing. Oh, how many do you have? Where do they burrow?

They're like this big. Well, you give them a bunch of what we did is we cut up little blankets so that they had material to burrow in. But like, that would be clean. My dad built a cage that like the bottom half, like collect all the poopies. Oh yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. But he built a two story. We had one, her name was girly. She was awesome. And I was like in fifth grade or whatever.

And we just adopted them from people who got them as pets. And then was like, we actually don't know how to take care of these because because they're very social, they live in big groups, they need other creatures, kind of like humans in a way. They're like if humans were hamsters, like that's like the idea. They're very, they have their own language, they can like squeak to each other about like,

oh, a tall human being who's wearing red is approaching this quickly. Like that's how detailed they can go. Um, yeah, you come home and they're like, yay. And you're like,

Oh my God. Hi baby. And then you like let them out and they crawl up and they nestle into your little neck and then you can sit and watch TV and they'll like flop over into your arm and you just like scratch your little belly. And they're like, wait, stop.

They're the best. I did not know this. That little personalities. They're just, they're called the chicken nuggets of the prairie because they, they are like perfect prey and they die really easy. They're called the chicken nuggets of the prairie Because they Are like perfect prey And they die really easy

So it's like you have to really take care of them But they're really precious That's why they live underground Chicken nuggets of the prairie They're all over LA too Like the big fields Oh yeah When I would take my dog to a park

There was all these little holes, and they would just stick pretty much their whole body out, and then they would know that she was there, and they were like, oh, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck. Yeah, and they go back in. They were everywhere. Yeah. They're illegal to have as pets in LA. Otherwise, I'd probably have one.

Yeah. Why? Because a long, long, long time ago, one of them got monkey pox somehow. And then that spread to a person. And it was just the one. And then they were like, never again is that a pet. It's kind of the same with like we don't have ferrets in California either. There's a lot of pets that are illegal in California.

Wow. Well, dang. Anyway, never owned a dog, but I've had those cute little creatures. But I want a dog. You would be such a good dog owner. I really think so. Am I going to be the single gay with a dog? but I've had those cute little creatures. But I want a dog. You would be such a good dog owner. I really think so. Am I going to be the single gay with a dog? Yes. Really?

Yes. Am I going to be that guy? Yeah. Is that a guy? Oh my god. Yes. Walk outside and point in a direction. There's a gay with a dog who's like, well, relationships didn't work out, so I'm going to have a dog. Yep. And they're's like, okay.

Yep. And they're usually like, they're a little bit older and they have everything particular in their house and they have their little dog. So fun to date, it sounds like. And their dog just like, is their world. Yes. Which it would be my world. That's another reason I'm scared to do it because I'm like, it would just be my world. It would.

You would dedicate your life to it. Yeah. So maybe hold off. Maybe hold off. We'll see. Well, we're out of time. Okay. We don't have a declared winner, but we know that Amanda

lost. I lost. I know, you did lose. I'm fully out. Like, I lost twice. You've lived the most life. You've definitely lived. You've invested in crypto. Yes, yeah, I've been hit by a bus. Spray tan. No, the amount of surprises that came out of this was fascinating. Yep.

These stories just live inside me and then they become awoken when I get asked questions. You need to be prompted. I do. Well, thank you, Tommy, for being here. Thank you.

This was so much fun. Thank you, Tommy. Oh, thank you. We love you, Tommy. Thanks. Aw, thank you. We love you and your little, I almost called them guinea pigs.

We love you and your little prairie dogs. Thank you called them guinea pigs. We love you and your little prairie dogs. Prairie dogs. Thank you so much. Wow. Tell me you're the best. Thank you for watching. I hope this was as shocking

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