Smosh Mouth - #69 - Most Unhinged People On The Internet

Episode Date: November 4, 2024

Amanda, Shayne, and Courtney dig through different pockets of the internet to uncover some of the most polarizing figures! Get 20% off your first order, plus free shipping, at https://meundies.com/smoshmouth! 0:00 Intro 1:49 Internet algorithms 3:41 Bodybuilding TikTok 10:15 Love is Blind 21:20 Sophia La Corte 29:33 Sabrina Carpenter 37:28 Caleb Hammer 41:24 Maxwell the Cat 43:54 Santa Corky 49:26 Anuc Atittawan 55:41 The Pickle Man Sabrina Carpenter picture in thumbnail - Photographer: https://www.flickr.com/people/39400957@N03 Image: https://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Sabrina_Carpenter_@_Wiltern_10_15_2022_(52525427057)_(cropped).jpg#file Attribution: https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/2.0/legalcode SUBSCRIBE: https://smo.sh/Sub2SmoshCast WEAR OUR JOKES: https://smosh.com WHO YOU HEAR Courtney Miller // https://www.instagram.com/co_mill/ Shayne Topp // https://www.instagram.com/shaynetopp/ Amanda Lehan-Canto // https://www.instagram.com/filmingamanda/ WHO YOU DON’T HEAR (usually) Director: Selina Garcia Editor: Andre Gardere Producer: Amanda Lehan-Canto, Shayne Topp, Selina Garcia Production Designer: Cassie Vance Art Director: Erin Kuschner Assistant Art Director: Josie Bellerby Art Coordinator: Alex Aguilar Prop Assistant: Courtney Chapman Audio Mixer: Scott Neff Director of Photography: Brennan Iketani Camera Operator: James Hull Assistant Director: Alexcina Figueroa Executive Vice President of Production: Amanda Barnes Production Manager: Alexcina Figueroa Production Coordinator: Zianne Hoover Operations & Production Coordinator: Oliver Wehlander Production Assistant: Quincy Bell Production Intern: Caroline Smith Post Production Manager: Luke Baker DIT/Lead AE: Matt Duran IT: Tim Baker Director of Design: Brittany Hobbs Graphic Designers: Ness Cardano, Monica Ravitch Senior Manager, Channel & Strategy: Lizzy Jones Channel Operations Coordinator: Audrey Carganilla Director of Social Media: Erica Noboa Social Creative Producer: Peter Ditzler, Tommy Bowe Merchandising Manager: Mallory Myers Social Media Coordinator: Kim Wilborn Social Media Intern: Mailyn Stiffler Talent Coordinator: Selina Garcia Programming Intern: Jianna Venturina Operations PA: Katie Fink CEO: Alessandra Catanese EVP of Programming: Kiana Parker Coordinator Producer of Programming: Marcus Munguia Executive Coordinator: Rachel Collis OTHER SMOSHES: Smosh: https://smo.sh/Sub2Smosh Smosh Pit: https://smo.sh/Sub2SmoshPit Smosh Games: https://smo.sh/Sub2SmoshGames El Smosh (Spanish Dub): https://smo.sh/Sub2ElSmosh FOLLOW US: TikTok: https://smo.sh/TikTok Snapchat: http://smo.sh/OnSnapchat Instagram: https://instagram.com/smosh Facebook: https://facebook.com/smosh Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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What? What? Some people said one of the last things they said was that I died, because remember when I did that? Your face was so... Your wife died. Guys. That would be awful if you just came to work the next day. Bummer. You're like, my wife died.

Anyways, gotta get this last mess done. If I showed up to work and I was like, yeah, my wife died. Then he killed me. No, you and Angela would be like, we're on the case. Shane did it. Can we come over to your house and just take a quick sweep? Okay, so someone tweeted saying like, wow, rest in peace, Courtney. She's probably dead by now

because of when I did the try not to laugh and I had the, when I was going to die in a few moments. Okay. Yeah, so I'm not dead. The bit. Okay. I know I've been on this a lot.

Courtney's not dead. Thank God. She's referencing a bit. Because we need you for this episode. Yeah, it would be really a bummer if we found out that you're dead. Yeah. For you.

I'd be pretty bummed. I mean, yeah. No, but I mean, for both of us it'd be pretty bad. Yeah. Who would be more bum bummer if we found out that you're dead. Yeah. For you. I'd be pretty bummed. I mean, yeah. No, but I mean, for both of us, it'd be pretty bad. Yeah. Who would be more bummed if I died? Me. What are you talking about? Most likely me.

Amanda. You're not a good person. Guys, don't forget to vote. That's what I want to say right here. Yeah, it's November 4th. Kind of a big deal right now. Yeah, depending on the state you're in, you can register and vote in the same day. Yeah.

Check it out. Look it up if you can. If it's not too late. Yeah, do that. And vote on local things. We'll never talk about that stuff, but your local stuff, important. I mean, vote on everything. You know.

But you have so much more impact in your local government. Yeah. Yeah. All right. Anyways. We opened the episode with your wife dying um guys go vote um anyways today we're talking about we're we did this a few episodes ago or like a few months ago i'm so excited uh that's me playing the piano and excited we occasionally love to check in

on the characters that are popping up on each other's feeds on TikTok, on YouTube, the television, just people that keep showing up. Because I feel like our entertainment spheres are so different nowadays, like person to person. It's almost like your own fingerprint. Yes. That we all have different people. We had Tommy here last time, and Tommy was talking about people that I had never heard

of in my life. But the thing is, I heard of a couple of those because he sends them to me. Yeah. He sends them to me and I'm like, oh my God. And then we both get addicted. Yeah. What's crazy about this like new age is that you used to just turn on the TV and everyone was watching the same show.

And now your TikTok and Instagram, you have your own, I don't know, network. Roster. You're right. Back in the 60s, it was like, did you see Johnny Carson? They're like, I saw Johnny Carson too. And that's all anyone talked about was Johnny Carson. I know.

But now it's like, did you see the guy who climbs trees naked? And it's like, oh no, I haven't seen that guy. Where is that? I made that guy up, but I bet you that's a real guy I'm sure he exists uh if if you on your feeds anywhere get a guy who's naked and climbs trees let me know there is a guy who's like that I don't think he's naked I think he covers up a little bit but he calls him like modern day Tarzan or something is a specific name do you remember this was a bit ago

and he would like teach you all these like Tarzan moves and he was climbing trees. I don't think I remember. I have a weird algorithm. Okay. No, but that's crazy that you have that. That's awesome. I also think the internet is so big now that it just kind of becomes inside jokes for people. Totally. It's not so much like a big meme that everyone knows about all the time.

It's like, oh no, this is this thing that we watch that we know. It's so weird how you'll be on a section of something and something big will happen in that section. And that's that's but like nobody else knows about it. Like right now, it's not as bad. But, you know, I end up sometimes bodybuilding TikTok. You know, I know. So there's a guy. There's a guy.

There's a guy who I literally all my workouts are his programs. His name is Jeff Nippard. He's he's Nippard. Uh-huh are his programs. His name is Jeff Nippard. Nippard? Uh-huh. I know it's weird. Nippard. Okay. He's a great guy.

He's really awesome. I love his workouts. I've been following his workouts for years. Anyways, he got assaulted by another bodybuilder. What? What? Yeah, fully got assaulted by another guy. He didn't mention that in my email subscription.

Oh, so you follow him too. Well, he got me on it. You're both on Nippard. I'm not on Nippard right now. Well, I gotta get on Nippard. And that's my taste. He's great. He's great.

But anyways, this other bodybuilder literally assaulted him. What do you mean? Like, they were both at the same gym because they often work out at these big similar gyms

and he like, I don't know, there's just video of this other bodybuilder walking up and just literally like punching him in the neck wait not a soccer punch to the neck no the whole bodybuilding tiktok is like how dare you do this jeff is like the nicest guy wait so jeff made a video because first this guy i didn't know he was doing beef first first no jeff doesn't do beefs this other guy's on steroids and has steroid rage.

We're protecting Jeff a little too much. How well do you know Jeff? I'm just saying. Jeff doesn't do beefs. I'm just saying Jeff, so I don't have to say Jeff Nippert over and over again. Okay. But anyways, this one guy was like, because Jeff Nippert is a natural bodybuilder. He follows science-based stuff, right?

And there's like a divide because there's people who are like, oh, there's the science behind this. And then there's dudes who are like, no, the key is just to go in and lift as hard as you can. And that's all it's about. You can, whatever. But anyways, so this one dude, this shitty guy, makes a video kind of insulting like Jeff Nippert and all the science-based guys. He's like, how come you guys are so insignificant and suck and whatever. And so Jeff kind of responded

making a video like kind of critiquing it. And then they happen to be at the same gym one time and this guy literally like kind of comes by, bumps him and like says some shit. And I think he just, Jeff Nippert responded being like, hey, like, what's the deal? What's your problem, man?

And he comes back and just literally punched him. Oh, my God. And he punches him. He punches him. I think he punched, one of them's on video of him punching him. Or like neck punching him. That's on video. Why do you do this hand and say punch?

Because this is what he did. That's what he did. He like. He Mr. Crapped his neck? If you're on this side of TikTok, you've seen it. But anyways, he does that. He apparently did it again, and then he also shoved his cameraman. No, this is roid rage to a...

Whoa! Yeah, clearly. I've seen it myself at gyms. This man sniffed that salt vitamin thing and ran over and... Or he just also is pumped with steroids. I've seen it myself at gyms where... This was forever ago, but I saw a guy literally come up to another guy and was like, hey, can you take your weights off of that thing?

And the other guy just responded being like, I'll fucking kill you. And I remember just watching it and being like, that's what steroids can do to your brain. Whoa. Yeah, that's. Meanwhile, my TikTok is like freaking ACOTAR AI. This is what Farrah looked like on chapter one. This is one corner of TikTok I'm on.

I'm also on like weird other stuff. Is Jeff that? He's okay. He's okay. And as of right now, he's pressing charges. Good, good, good, good, good, good, good. That's what you're supposed to do. The only fitness I get on TikTok is this one guy

who wears the thinnest leggings that are not meant for working out possible. And he does butt workouts. And he like waggles his butt in the beginning of every TikTok. And that's the guy who assaulted Jeff. No, he's kind of juju mufu coded, but like he's got the biggest peach and he does butt workouts and I watch and learn and I learn. I'm learning. I'm learning and researching.

Can you send that to me? Just because I want to learn. And I learn. I'm learning. I'm learning and researching. Can you send that to me? Just because I want to learn. I sometimes wonder why I look over and Courtney's looking at her phone and she's sweating profusely. She's just like this. She's like, that's a big peach. Peach talk. Mine are all, mine are literally, I don't know what it is. I think my TikTok thinks I'm like'm like a 45 year old mom of four

because mine are all like hey only have five minutes in between taking your kids to school let's try this pump workout and it's always before and afters and i'm always like that's awesome i'll do that uh-huh that sounds great i i don't i don't really work out like you guys go to the i do like classes yeah i don't do that that. But my favorite is I have bands at home. Nice. My Instagram or TikTok is filled with like a lot of band workouts. Cool. All of them are Australian.

I don't know why. They're like, all right, mate, let's get those bands going. Terrible accent. But, you know. So that's mine. Mine are never like roided out bros. No. It varies. It goes all over the place. Okay. But some like roided out bros. No, it varies.

It goes all over the place. Okay. But some are roided. And some, look, I'm not going to, some roided out guys on TikTok are cool. They're nice. They're chill. Sure. But some are crazy.

And this guy happened to be crazy. Well, yeah, of course, the videos with crazy shit like that happening are the ones that go viral. Not like a normal, good, wholesome fitness person. No, plenty of them are. Plenty of them are somehow very wholesome because I talked about them last time. I talked about them when we had Chris Collins here, but there's

a very famous guy named Sam Sulek who's definitely on steroids, but he's a very chill dude. There's chill. There's most... I'd say a lot of that sphere is very chill, but sometimes it's not. How do you counteract steroid rage? I don't know. The problem is stuff like that

is you don't know how your brain is going to react to it. That's what's scary about it. That's why I would never do it. It's just like, well, find out. Please don't do it. I can't imagine Smosh Mouth with you. I'm not going to do it.

Yeah, you don't need it. You don't need it. You. You don't need it. You don't need it. You're already insane looking. You're insane. How much is your algorithm bodybuilding? I try to scroll past it. I like it sometimes because it's like,

oh, like workout tutorials and stuff. I would say it's like 15% right now. It's a good amount, it's it varies it it comes and goes okay problem is that happened and then it was like all over my feed because it was just that was crazy um but but um this is yeah this is still relevant the the reunion just happened but a lot of love is blind uh reactions and and analysis and also cast members from Love is Blind now making TikToks. Yeah. But there's a character.

They do that. That's an initial character to talk about here is, did you watch Love is Blind? So I'm like seven episodes in. Okay, you're enough. I'm in Mexico right now. Oh, you're in Mexico. Okay, you're in Mexico.

I'm a little sad because they got rid of the couple that I was like, ooh, this is gonna be juicy. Yeah, Leo. They got rid of Leo. The crazy guy? He was just like,

oh my God, I love you. I love you so much. You're so beautiful. I love you so much. I guess producers. She's like leaning back. She's like, I don't believe that you love me.

And he's like, no, no, no, I love you. Do you want my jacket because you're cold? She's like, I'm not really cold. You want. And he's like, no, no, no, I love you. Do you want my jacket? Because you're cold. She's like, I'm not really cold. Do you want to make out right now? No, that was insane. The producers supposedly were like, yeah, we just don't see them staying engaged or getting married.

So we're not going to include them on the trip. But it's like, bro, someone posted a TikTok I saw this morning that was literally like, bro, last season you let someone who said they looked like Megan Fox go all the way through. And they did not look like Megan Fox. You embarrassed the hell out of them. That was uncomfortable. I think the producers are sick on that show. And inconsistent. I do think they are evil.

They're not sick enough. Let Leo not go to Miami. Let Leo go with, what's her name? Her last name is Crazy. Mrs. I don't know why I called her Mrs. Her last name is Crazy. I also just think, like, that show, the way they edit it, the way they, like, perfectly, like, I'm

like, you're, you're, I don't know. I don't know what to believe anymore because there are, there are okay people on the show, but you kind of sometimes hate everyone. Oh, yeah. You just, yeah, I don't know this season is especially bad there is hardly a good dude on there the dudes this season bad yeah they seem

they seem kind of bad they're pretty rough good ones like um they're calling him budget captain america but like but like but like what they're getting, a little bit of a spoiler, but like it's like, oh, but this guy's okay. Sure, he texted his ex yesterday, but like he's a good guy. It's like the bar is so low. That's what love is blind is, though. Oh, the bar is just in hell. Is the bar is so low, they're like, I can't believe you'd say that. And all he is is like, I love hearing your voice.

And they're like, oh, my God. Like I literally, I couldn't sleep last night. He's like, yeah, I love hearing your voice. And they're like, oh my God. Like I literally, I couldn't sleep last night. He's like, yeah, I love hearing your voice. It's like all he has to do is repeat the same thing. This one didn't, this season of Love is Blind didn't grab me as much. I felt like I was like drowning a little bit. I was like, oh my God, you guys are saying, the only one that interested me was Leo because I was like,

you're psychotic. I feel like he weirdly looks 19 to me and I feel like I can smell his testosterone through the screen of just like sweaty, like college kid who's just like, oh, girls. Yes, exactly. This is the thing. So by the time this episode of Smosh Mouth is out,

the reunion has already happened. And I've been telling Courtney, I'm already mad because there's been so many shitty people this season, like horrendously shitty people. And I already know that Vanessa Lachey and Nick Lachey are not going to press them or ask any relevant questions. They're gonna just meander around and give people the grace, and it's going to be the

most infuriating reunion ever. Maybe I'm wrong. Maybe I'm wrong by now, but I just feel like they're going to be so nice to the worst people. Do you think Vanessa got feedback about her last couple performances? No, she's been shitty for a couple seasons. I love that she showed up in all black leather, shiny leather and she was like

What? Somebody, like, she was like Nick, I don't care what they say, I'm going out there. And I'm like, oh! I feel like the only person that can give her feedback is Nick Lachey and I just know that doesn't go the way that it should go. He gets pushed across the room and gets thrown through a wall.

His wall is literally a cutout of his body because he's been thrown so many times. Fuck. It's Looney Tunes in their house. She just shows up. She does feel like she has a don't fuck with me vibes. Like, this is my show. Don't fuck with me. That's why I'm like, did she get feedback?

And that's how she took it. She's like, I'm going to fucking do what I want to now. I don't know. Look, there's a lot of people for her to grill if she chooses to. I just feel like she never does. She grills like the wrong person every single reunion. She grills the person who's like honest. Who's like, yeah, I fucked up.

She's like, did you? Tell me why you fucked up. It's like when she sees weakness, she latches on. No, she does. Yeah, and that's what this show, like everything, every flaw that you have, even if they are like insignificant, get put on this like huge, like, you know, it's like a jumbotron of your stuff so like oh i do feel like after every love is blind there's all these new tiktokers that come out they all try to start their own tiktok like you were saying they try and there is a love is blind

tiktoker podcast that started from like the yeah yeah i think it's deep d and uh yeah yeah yeah what is it called like behind the wall or something? I don't know. But everyone always ends up going on there and there's a certain amount of and then I feel like they all kind of try to launch something on their TikTok. They all try to they're all there to become influencers because there's Hannah is the one this year that

quit her job. To be there which should have been the biggest red flag of all. It's like you're there to. Hannah's the y'all. Yeah. She's the what are you doing Nick? Oh yeah. Hannah's the y'all. Yeah, she's the, what are you doing, Nick? Oh, yeah, so right. That's Hannah. Yeah. Yeah.

You just wait. You gotta finish that now. Maybe I'm wrong. I think Vanessa Lachey is gonna love her. Oh, probably. You're the best person on the show. Post in the comments if we're wrong. Yeah, let us know.

Because this one's also been shocking. On TikTok, there are people who have completely different points of view like there's there were some cast members on Love is Blind where I'm like that's the worst person

and people on TikTok are like no they're actually the best person and I'm like I think we should assume with reality TV that everyone's bad

I can't wait for you to see the rest I can't wait maybe I'll finish all tonight insane I every season

I'm like I'm not gonna watch this season and then the first episode gets. Every season, I'm like, I'm not going to watch this season. And then the first episode gets put on, and then I'm hooked. Because it's just, you watch it for the train wreck. I don't think anyone, I will say this. This is my only firm stance about Love is Blind this season. None of them should be buried. Should be buried?

None of them should be buried. None of them should be buried. None of them should be married. Burn them should be buried None of them should be married Burn them all No Absolutely nobody should be married On that show They are all bad for each other

The one with military experience Is awesome This is so intense You're being so intense I don't know if I agree with that Every single season they go Is love blind? And the answer is

Fucking no We've proven it's no There has been success stories I know I know Listen to this guy Take a deep breath bud You're married

This show makes me so mad There has been success stories There has been success stories. I know, I know. Listen to this guy. Take a deep breath, bud. You're married. This show makes me so mad. There has been success stories. There has been success stories. But not in this season. Not this one. Because Leo is gone. That was not going to be a success story.

That was a success for you. No, that was, literally, all I wanted to do was fast forward through all the cringe parts and I just wanted to put that in slow motion

because I was like, this is the most insane scene I've ever seen. I felt like he, like, had, like, a in slow motion because I was like, this is the most insane scene I've ever seen. I felt like he had a coach behind the scenes and was like, all right, Leo, this is how you're gonna go. And he just verbally to all of them. Okay, another hot take

because I'm riled up right now. You are riled up. Please take one deep breath. Please take one. Okay. Ready? For those listeners and watching I'm not actually being that serious Actually he is

The tension is palpable I don't care that much Oh my god You can cut the tension With a knife in here I do think there are people On these shows And we talked about this

Last time with Tommy About being a reality show villain Being like Really hard to nail I do think there are people who get on these reality shows and are like, I'm going to be like a villain. Like that's their plan. Like I don't know.

You think it's their plan? I don't know how real it is as much as they're like, this is my persona because I want to become famous and I want to do this, but I'm going to, and they try to nail that. And it's so hard to do. See, I always think it's the edit. I think people go, and they try to nail that, and it's so hard to do. See, I always think it's the edit. I think people go on, and they're like, here we go,

but I think the people who are watching are like, there's our villain. There he is. You're really right. I think it's a mix of the two, where people may come on with ingenuine intentions, and they're like, and if I get seen as the villain, I don't care.

Or when someone comes in with a very self-right self-righteous attitude, like, one of the latest Perfect Match seasons, there was this dude who was, like, they edited so much in his favor, according to the other cast of this show, where it's, like, all previous dating show contestants on Netflix go and do this, like, game show competition. Wasn't Jessica on it from Love is Blind? I think so. Yeah, a bunch were. The one with her daughter.

Her daughter. She loved her daughter Amber or Summer. Yeah. And so like this, but this guy, they go on and they're like so self-righteous and they think what they're doing is right. Like they genuinely believe what they're doing is right. And then they go home and then they see this edit that they were the complete villain or that everyone on social media is calling them the villain.

And then sometimes they just, then they just lean into it. Yeah, it's true. I wouldn't be surprised with any reality show if I met someone from it and they were the complete opposite of what the show depicted them as because editing can do so much. It's something I try to keep in mind. I mean, you fall victim to it of going like, I hate this person. But I also then at the end of the day, I'm I'm like okay I know it's even though it's reality tv I have no idea what I'm watching it's all fake to some degree the show that really does that the most is survivor I know you guys don't watch

survivor I love I used to watch a ton of it but they they literally create villains on that show and some people now now that it's been so many seasons well done jeff uh people literally go on and they're like i'm the villain of the season but again it's the edit that chooses yeah because the edit will choose different things that you do and sometimes when you're an awkward guy like there's a really really awkward guy on right now his name is andy and you literally look at him and you're like, oh, my God, you're that toxic boyfriend who, like, hasn't gotten a girlfriend in a while. Like, he's just so goofy and toxic. And he's like, I'm going to fool these people.

And you're like, dude, they're five steps ahead of you. It's Andy from The Office. No, literally. And then the other guy on it is like, Andy, he's so clumsy. And then there's, like, six different shots of him falling off a boat falling off a hammock falling he doesn't sound like a villain i feel bad for him he sounds like mr bean you know he's not a villain he's just one of those where you're like oh god you gotta get voted out so um on the topic of like villains and and uh whether people lean into it or not can i can i bring up

one of my first yeah who's on your feed right now so it's kind of dipped away recently but did either of you see any stuff online about this girl with red hair who was getting dragged through the mud for dating her best friend's ex or something. And then how her response to it was like the nastiest thing. That sounds awesome though. So this girl, she's gorgeous. She has red hair on TikTok and she has a bad attitude. And I think that's the main thing is like, so the story is these two girls who are both on TikTok,

one girl, I think she's blonde. She had a boyfriend. They broke up and then very quickly, this redheaded creator is seen in photos taken of them with the ex out to dinner, like very immediately after. And the original, the blonde, was like, hey, I heard that you were on a date with him. Like, what's up with that? And then I guess people. This is all on TikTok?

Well, this was, that's the personal back and forth that I'm aware of. And then online, people are like, ooh, this is happening. We saw the photos. And this redhead, she does this whole video where she's got like, I think she has like a boa on. She's just like very old Hollywood glamour. But she's like a Gen Z influencer. Little old me didn't know what I was doing. I'm sorry.

I didn't know you owned him. He wasn't wearing a collar. And like that burned this always happens this happened to Sabrina Carpenter and Olivia Rodrigo where it's like there's a guy and there's whether or not there is like

real tension or not not real tension when there's like when you can't tell whether there was like overlap and the guy is always just like hey what's up the guy doesn't do anything doesn't get any flack anything yeah and so regardless of what happened the everyone has been so pissed off at her attitude and how she comes out with these quips that are like so like samantha sex in the city like and, and it's honestly so funny. She posted a video where she's crying

and being like, I'm getting death threats and all these things. And it's so funny that you guys think that I would actually cry on TikTok. I don't know this person, but that sounds awesome. People hate her. She's wearing a bun. Come on, people.

It's kind of funny. It's kind of funny. And like, I think obviously, regardless of what happened, like in these situations, the dude is usually the problem. You know, like that, like, you know what I mean? Like, and I don't know, like how all of that perfectly resolved. But like, can I show like just a vibe of her? Because she does these types of TikToks all the time where she's like, hello? Who is it?

Can I just? Oh, Karma? Interesting. Like that's like her like. Oh, yeah. I love her so much because she doesn't give a fuck. Cruella DeVille over here.

Literally. Can I just say I love like, I was explaining what my feed is like. My feed is very like, it can get a little bro-y. I try not to, but it can. But when I occasionally, somehow my feed is like. My feed is very like, it can be, it can get a little bro-y. I try not to, but it can. But when I occasionally,

somehow TikTok will be like, you're going to want to see this. And it'll be like some girl will be like, okay, to address what's going on. I'm like, well, I got to know what's going on now.

Like I'm all in. They're like, bro, hold on. I got served on the other day. I truly, I didn't get time to dig into this. We're like two different creators.

These two women were both talking about how they're they're they're ex-best friends and they're telling how they became ex-best friends and i was just like i'm in like what's going on i didn't i haven't followed up but can i so do you want to like guess what a woman like her name like so she's like early 20s vibes what her name she would be. She's early 20s vibes. Early 20s. Natalie? No, no, no, no, no. It's probably something French. Like Colette. Colette?

No. Her name is Sophia LeCourt. Sophia. How did I know? Sophia LeCourt. It's like people just want to name their kids after like fragrance or like something French. Fragrance. Sophia is a gorgeous name.

Fragrance is a good name. So let me see if I can find. No, thank you. This is my daughter, Fragrance. Sophia is a gorgeous name. Fragrance is a good name. So let me see if I can find. No, thank you. This is my daughter, Fragrance. Oh, no. I just followed her on accident. Oh, everyone's gonna know. Undo, undo, undo.

And they're gonna hate you. And they're gonna hate you. Let's see if I can get the one. You followed me. Everyone wants to. Can I show her really quick? Yeah. Oh, my goodness.

Some of you guys are acting like I drop kicked someone's puppy. I went on a date with a guy that was single. I guess the paparazzi cared and was commenting on his ex-girlfriend's stuff. Commenting on her post saying that me, Sophia LaCourte, was with me. She said her own name. Sophia LaCourte. She said her full name. His ex-girlfriend texts me and says, hi, this is Hallie, because she knows I don't have her number, because we're not friends.

Oh, I guess they weren't friends. I'm getting DMs that you were on a date with my ex last night. So they weren't even friends. Oh my gosh. My gosh. Wait, so sorry, I didn't know you owned him. He wasn't wearing a collar. Everyone in the situation was single and there was...

I, first of all, I love the way she talks. It's almost like she's pushing her lips up to a rose petal, but she's not quite touching the rose petal. And so she doesn't want it to fall because she just keeps it right on the edge of the rose petal. That's crazy. Yeah, and she'll make videos where she's like,

get ready with me to get canceled for being a woman like for dating. Like it's very... I kind of love her. I know. It's very interesting

where it's like, I think she's not in the wrong, but people just don't like her attitude. You know what I'm saying? Because she doesn't give a fuck. Well, she truly is dating her best friend's ex that's they don't even know each other they don't even know they don't even know each other

they don't even have their numbers where did this even start like that they don't even know listen to her tiktok can i this reminds me though of when we're reading reddit stories and someone is writing a reddit story where they're in right, but the way they wrote it makes them an asshole. Right. And it's like, I just don't like you. She just, it feels very Sex and the City. It feels like this old school, she's wearing like a soft,

pillowy pink sweater. And she's just like, I don't understand what's going on. And I'm kind of like, dude, she's doing a full character and I love her for it. Do you think she rehearsed those lines before she says them?

I don't know. It might have been edited, but she's always glammed up. I have to defend myself again because everyone likes to pick on the ginger. Names were never named. Her hair is stunning. This is the thing, though. Whenever people do that, I'm like, either you know exactly what

you're doing or you need to learn, like, when you say stuff like that on TikTok, what response do you think you're going to get? I think she knows exactly what she's doing, which is why. I mean, I haven't watched any of her stuff. I don't know what she's saying. But just from what you showed me, I like her because I'm like, oh, she's meticulous about this. She knows exactly what she's doing. And I like her as a character.

I probably don't want to know this person in real life. Or that type of person. If you were like, hey, do you want to come over for my birthday? She's like, oh look, you're having a birthday. Again. I stepped in shit. I stepped in shit?

You're like, Sophia LeCourte, I'll call you by your full name. Can you just come on in and bring the cake that you brought she goes what cake oops like

she would be exhausting I wonder how much of it is like a persona too oh yeah she says her full name it sounds like it's a character me Sophia LaCorte

yeah oh I should do a character huh yeah yes oh also I could see Netflix being like let's just

we're running out of ideas let's just grab Sophia LaCourte and do a whole lot if Sophia LaCourte was a character that character would like

if her and Brianna Boho were in a room like if they had a sleepover Brianna Boho would wake up and Sophia LaCourte shaved Brianna Boho's head like that's what I feel like I envision in my head

I didn't know I couldn't shave your head oh no I didn't realize you owned that hair it didn't have a collar she also feels very like Riverdale to me. She just comes across very 40s.

No, yeah, that's what I'm saying. She's trying to do golden era of Hollywood. It's Sabrina Carpenter style. Because Sabrina Carpenter is really leaning into this old Hollywood, like Marilyn Monroe meets Audrey Hepburn vibe. Her last music video, The Taste with Jenna Ortega was very Death Becomes Her, which I love.

She gets those old classic references in everything she does. She's actually one of my other people I brought to talk about today. I know you're obsessed with her. Also, I know that you do an incredible impression of her. No, but no.

Oh. It's hard because she's just of her. No, but no. Oh. Well, oh. It's hard because she's just really pretty. She's so pretty. Stop. So are you. You're gorgeous. No, no, no, no, no.

Bombshell. Shane's just like. He's like every other guy in these like exes being like, I can't believe he said that. I can't believe. And Shane's just that guy right now. God. What's going on he said that. I can't believe he said that. And Shane's just that guy right now. God. What's going on? Nightmare.

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She's so perfect. She's so small. She's so small. She's so tiny. But I actually am obsessed with her like not just because she's so cute and hee hee ha ha like I recorded and deleted a TikTok of wanting to just like rant about why the Taste music video

or no no the Please Please Please music video was so good. I obviously have Barry Keegan. Sort of an evil person. I love music videos. I have a passion for them. You're very good at directing them. I don't really think I've directed

a music video. Yes, you have. Basically, Anthony's Funeral felt like a music video to me. Yeah, but the thing with Sabrina Carpenter's music videos and the directors that she works with, I'm about to go in. Are you prepped? Are you ready?

Okay, stay silent. Actually, that's better for you. Okay. I'm about to go in. Oh, you feel so bad. I just wanted to preface that. I'm about to go in. Go in.

Okay. Okay. All right, get in there. Can I open the door for us. Open it up there. So the directors that she's working with, you can tell that they have a very good pre-production style where they know exactly what's in what shot and when. And that's one thing. When we did Submissive and Readable, those directors were like that too.

A take would be 0.2 seconds of an audio and they go they go action here because i'm all about the okay cut back okay action because i'm all about the okay cut exactly what they wanted exactly each shot and it's like so clear that hers are like that that alone is a cool skill but when you pair that with sabrina carpenter who's such an incredible performer and actress it's it's insane to me like it's got to be such a talent she's acting so well but it's also you have to be acting and and please please please that's the guy she's dating and she's acting while simultaneously fucking lip syncing while like and having to do those things like that's got to be such a you have to be really locked in because for me i'd feel

so uncomfortable to be having to do all of these things like i'm trying to look hot i'm trying to get my words right i'm trying to have a good performance like it's it's so impressive like in in taste there's such quick shots that are happening and she you could tell she put such incredible performance in just each minuscule shot that just makes such a big amazing project like so i agree she's legit acting in that while also like being collaborative with jenna ortega who like also has this incredible like horror aspect to her so they're both doing it while like making the story really good about death becomes her doing her song looking fly i was like where did you guys shoot this is gorgeous yeah she looks like she's having fun yeah she also feels yeah she also feels like she's not like a pop star just

coming in and like separated from it she feels very involved yeah it feels like that's what i would kind of define as star quality is like it feels like she knows exactly how she's coming across on the camera like she she has exactly the idea of what she's trying to convey what silhouettes she's creating and like yeah all everything all the delivery is just so good I like it it definitely gives me imposter syndrome when I see a music video that I'm like oh don't know if I can get there but I love it and like I can sit and and just appreciate something for how amazing it is but it's so so good. Like, I think the funeral music video is still something I'm, like, most proud of ever because it was aesthetically so fun and all the wardrobe.

It's a budget of a microscopic fraction of the budget. Yeah, probably, like, 1% of the budget. Sabrina probably, yeah, has a great high budget. Yes, she does, and she deserves it. Does she? So does she? She has a TikTok. Sabrina probably, yeah, has a great high budget. Yes, she does and she deserves it. Does she, so does she, she has a TikTok?

Sabrina, yeah. Yeah, and it seems like she's got like a team who maybe helps her out but it's like, it's very fun

because she'll like, she'll film a TikTok where someone took her song and like edited it so it's like the lyrics are all different and weird but she's like perfectly singing along to it

and just like, she's showing her outfit for the show that night like stupid stuff like that. Oh, oh i saw that her red sparkly one oh my god yeah anyways hi shane how are you good uh how's it going hope all is well uh yeah things are going good sometimes when we like to sit and show each other funny tiktoks and i have to go i like a lot of sabrina Carpenter's TikToks. And I'm like, don't look at her.

I keep scrolling. I scroll past. And I'm like, I don't care. But I do. Wow, that sounds like good stuff. When my husband shows me it, it's the dumbest videos I've ever seen. He showed me just yesterday. He was crying.

Tears. And he showed me this video. And I was like, okay. it was a kid telling his dad he's like i don't know where my balls are my balls are gone my balls are missing dad and the dad's like your balls are right there he's like no they literally are gone they sucked in my body and he's like seven or eight and the dad's like the dad's like from jersey's that go back to the go back to the bathroom look in the mirror your balls are there and he's like no dad they're gone and i'm sitting there on my instagram like and gardez tears streaming and i go does that happen often he goes yeah sometimes your balls are just gone and i was like awesome that was a great time

awesome so those are the shit that he sends me that's great we have one video that I feel like is never viral enough the replenish video oh yeah replenish is a that's a

that's a legendary tip top yeah that's one of those where it's kind of like my balls are going it's like no they're there it's just like

very like family dynamics it's this family and they're having an argument the parents come upstairs and they're holding an empty Dr. Pepper box. Like soda can box, yeah. And they're just like, what the fuck, Mikey?

You didn't replenish. Like, when you take Dr. Peppers from the fridge, you need to replenish them. And they're having this huge argument. And it's so fucking funny. Because it's like a cousin is staying over for the holidays. And he didn't replenish. the cousin is just not having it. And the dad eventually calls up his brother, like the uncle,

and he's like, hey, so when you take a soda out of the fridge, what would you do? And you hear the uncle on the other line go, well, you replenish. And then the uncle goes, well, I think this is a microcosm of bigger issues and then the cousin just like that's it i'm out of here he just leaves it's so funny how old is the

cousin this is he's like his 20s oh god it's literally like the dad's like when we were in the kid when we would go to the basement get a soda from the fridge what would we do he's like you replenish what the fuck danny doesn't fucking replenish. It's so good. It's a classic. I get served so much of you. You see when I'm watching these ones. I get served this guy named Caleb Hammer, who is a finance. I love that they're all first and last names.

Yeah, but Caleb Hammer is known. He's a finance guy, and he has a podcast. Oh, you told me about him. Dude, I brought my glasses because I want to do my impression of him. Please. I'm not even going to show you. Courtney, you know the types of people they have on. Yeah, you got it.

The people that he, I think he's in Texas, and he brings on people who just are, he brings on people who are horrible at finances and also don't seem to care. Like people who just put themselves in debt and are just kind of like, yeah, whatever. Cringy. But he's always losing his mind. And it's like this. Hold on. Wow.

This is my impression. Okay, so you're in $5,000 of credit card debt. You've got, okay, you're paying 15% interest on your car. What are you doing? I just, I don't know. You don't know? You don't know? You've got so much credit card debt.

You opened up 10 cards and they're all at $2,000. You're paying 30% interest on this. What are you doing? It's more money. I thought when I opened up credit cards, it was more money. Oh, my God. You spit on your shirt. Oh, my God. You spit on your shirt. Oh my God.

That was excellent. Anyone watching who has seen this video knows that is a one-to-one impression. No, we're going back to 2019. No, we're going back to 2019. Of 22,051. How? How are we going back five years?

Did you pay 2022? No, I haven't filed 2022. Oh. Oh, how are we going back five years? Did you pay 2022? No, I haven't filed 2022. Oh, oh, good. I will say I would not want to go to a person like that. Wow. That is exactly him. The confidence of this man and I love it. He brings on people, though, who are in like $500,000 of debt.

I can't. And it's not debt. Like a lot of people are in that debt and they can't help it. He brings on people who are just like, yeah, I spend $5,000 a day because I want't. And it's not debt. A lot of people are in that debt, and they can't help it. He brings on people who are just like, yeah, I spend $5,000 a day because I want to. And he's just like, what are you doing? Does his glasses? What are you doing? He judges his glasses a lot.

Wait, I love this. It's so funny. Keep this character forever. And so every time he comes up on my feet, I'm like, what did this person do? Yeah, you're addicted. I always feel bad. I'm like, why are you yelling at them? They came to you for this.

I know. I feel bad too. Maybe they like it. You know how some people like fuck up and they're like, I need someone to just scream at me. Maybe. I know most people are in debt because of the way things work. But these specific people that he brings on are on another level. He didn't even know how much he was paying in rent or his house payment.

And he was like, I don't know, like $16,000. And they were like, he was like, what? He's like, you think you're spending $16,000 a month? How old is he? He's gotta be like my age. He's probably in his, he's 27. He's 27? Who are his parents?

I wanna cut and see his dad, and his dad's exactly like that. I wish I could pull up just a video. The craziest thing was one time he brought on this guy who was kind of a fan of the show, and it went really poorly. This person did not receive any feedback well. And then a couple years later, they decided to bring this guy back on. They're like, hey, you've been threatening to harm us.

You've been begging us to like you would only come on this show again if you could punch me in the face like that's why there's a security guard with a gun behind you and he's like well yeah well you you you just think you know everything and this this person was clearly like dangerous who he brought back on who's like not not necessarily well but like he was just so unafraid he's's like, yeah, like, come. Like, the first time this person came was to his house, where he was filming at his house. And then he brought this person back to talk to him again

and like try to help him again. Dude, this is why we love people like that because they're just so unafraid. They don't give a shit. To be unafraid is to be something I do not know about. I kind of need to like see a clip of him so I can test this impression. Number one on my list of people is Maxwell the cat.

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, this guy. This fucking guy. This... It's a cat? This a-hole. This is just a cat? This is a cat.

POV, you are an a-hole cat. Is this with camera on your cat? Yeah. Is the camera on a cat? He's just a cat. P-O-V, you are an a-hole cat. Is this with camera on your cat? Yeah. Yeah. Is the camera on this cat? This guy. I might know this cat. He's definitely not number one on mine, but I think that's awesome for you.

I can't believe he watches it. I think I've become a very sensitive person. Okay, it's like watching. You have LaCorte, but it's like when a villain pops up on your feed and it's like, I got to watch this villain.

Whoa, he just called you out. This cat. I have LaCorte. LaCorte. This cat is the biggest villain on my TikTok page. Wow. So this cat,

the owners put a little camera on his collar, right? And he's an outdoor cat. They let him roam around town. I've seen this cat. And this cat, whenever he sees another cat, chases him down, beats the shit out of him. Yeah. And when you say chases him down.

Chases them down. And every cat, a cat will come around the corner and see him and they'll be like. Yeah. And they'll run. And his name is Maxwell? Maxwell. Yeah. Maxwell the cat.

He'll chase them to the point of his own exhaustion. Oh, I've seen these videos. Look at him. I've seen it. Look at him. Look at him. Just coming up on him. Just like, what are you doing?

Oh, my God. Dude, it's terrifying. I know. So I've definitely seen this because this guy stops at nothing. He almost gets run over by other cars. Oh, he'll do anything to beat up a cat. It's crazy, dude. It's all shit.

Maybe it's the parents who raised him. Maybe this cat takes steroids and maybe they had a little bit of a... No. This cat just goes like this to other cats. This cat punches a neck like that. This cat is the Thanos of cats. Not kidding. I think he watches you as Thanos. This cat punches a neck like that. This cat is the Thanos of cats. Not kidding. I think he watches you as Thanos.

This cat is evil. Evil cat. Wow. Occasionally you'll get a TikTok of him with like a kitten nearby and he's being very sweet. He sucker punches cats. Oh yeah.

Like he's sucker punching other cats and like catching them always by surprise. It's never like an even duel that was consented. I mean, what battle is? I mean. No, no. It's full wilderness even duel that was consented. I mean, what battle is? No, it's full wilderness out there, but Maxwell is devious.

Here's mine. So I have a little fun one. I don't know if you guys have seen him. He is called Santa Corky. Santa Corky? On TikTok. I don't know how Santa Corky is going to last because he literally is just Santa. Okay. Oh, it's a Santa. It's not a dog. It's not a dog. It's a Santa. No,

no, no. And he has 2.2 million followers. Oh. James knows what I'm talking about. Yeah, but it's November. I mean, his time is upon us. Okay. Well, he's from North Pole Nation. Love that cutie pie. He does a lot of lives and he's not rude. He's so sweet. Oh, he's from North Pole Nation. Love that cutie pie. He does a lot of lives and he's not rude. He's so sweet. Oh, he's Santa. He has like a wife, kids, nieces and nephews who film every video of him. Look at this. Look how cute he is.

Oh, that's a perfect Santa right there. No, he's perfect. And he had one live where he was hoping to get more million followers. And the whole live is him smashing a cake in his face. And there's so many kids. I don't know if there's nieces and nephews. Just giggling. Just giggling.

Santa, stop it. Giggling in the audio? Yeah. Yeah, it's pretty awesome. So this is the kind of thing that I watch. Creepy. So it sounds, yeah. Okay, I don't feel as bad about Maxwell the cat now.

I'm feeling a little cringed by him at times just because he's a lot. Let's play it. Your husband's like, why are you sweating watching that? Look at that peach! No, he just wants followers. Aw.

Where's the cake? Wait, is this the cake one? Oh, here it is. Oh. Oh. Santa. The elves are laughing. Oh.

So when I watch this, I can only get through half because everything inside me goes, ew. Ew, ew, ew, ew, ew. But I, you know when you put on Christmas music around Thanksgiving? When did you start getting served Santa? A while ago. You've been watching Santa all year? No, not all year. He's got work to do. A while

ago. Here's the thing. My algorithm is so weird. It's like, ACOTAR AI. It's weird women. Yeah. It's weird women being like, hello, I'm getting dressed up for the holidays. And I've already looked and Tommy has sent it to me.

Because him and I enjoy older women on TikTok who have five followers. So he's been sent to me and it's like a love-hate. So you guys like villains. I got some of those, yeah. He's like so cringed for me, but I want him to do well. Sure. I want him to survive.

Of course. You know, it's like when you watch, you listen to Christmas music and you're like, I can't believe I'm doing this, but here we go. Michael Buble, where have you been? Oh, it's Christmas. You're back. And it's kind of like that, except it's Santa.

Oh my God. I love that. It's kind of crazy to me. It was on, when I was on So Random, I met one for the first time, but like there are- Santa? I met a Santa actor. I met a Santa actor.

And they are, it's a real career. No, I know. And they do it year round. I remember talking to them a bunch and being like, so what's your year like? And they're like, well, during most of the years when you're shooting commercials and stuff, because that. That's what they do. They get called in for commercials all the time. In springtime, you're shooting commercials and things that will air at Christmas time.

And then Christmas is when you're doing the live circuit of in-person events and stuff. And I was like, I didn't realize. And some Santas, though, that Santa's really good. This one is like TikTok profesh. Because most actors and stuff, I'm like, hey, I don't want to judge off looks or anything. Like you're Santa passing. But when it comes to Santas,

I see some Santas and I become like the old evil Hollywood manager in my head. And I'm just like, I'm like, you don't got what it takes. You don't got the look. You're not Santa. That's incredible.

Is that a cigar in your hand? That's a cigar. No, it was a little penis. No, but you see, you see some Santas and I'm like, I'm like,

my God, Santa, we got to sign you. You're a star. Jesus Christ. He's like Miracle on 34th, whatever that is. Yeah, he's a classic Santa. I know.

Put a bottle of Coke in that guy's hand. Oh my God, I love those. See, this is why I watch it, because I'm like nostalgic. Yeah, when a Santa puts a Coke in his hand, I'm like, what? Fucking go! And when it's the glass, the glass Coke. Settle down, honey.

Oh, yeah! Go, Sarah! Santa's got a Coca-Cola. Bring that polar bear and let's go down that fucking island. It's so cold around him. It's freezing Santa. There's the steam coming off his breath. He's got the Coke.

Shane, you can go. You can go, Shane. Go. Because we are having, we are opening a glass bottle of Coca-Cola and we're sliding down a fucking mountain with polar bears that aren't going extinct. Not in this world. Fuck. Anyways, I knew that he would bring up some good memories.

Oh my God. I have one more. Oh, you have one? Okay. I have a quick one and then I'm, I have a lot, but I'm, this is, this, this one's the only. I have a more. Oh, you have one. Okay, I have a quick one, and then I have a lot, but this one's the only- I have a Christmas-related one once you're done. Maybe you should just do that. Okay.

Do the Christmas-related one. Okay, you got Santa. See, this is the thing. It's November. It's November 4th. People talk about Mariah Carey getting unfrozen around this time. Oh, she's no. No, I think she's on her way out.

For sure, for sure. Totally cool. There is someone more important to me around Christmas time. Oh, she's no, no. I think she's on her way out. Well, her music, but- For sure, for sure. Totally cool. There is someone more important to me around Christmas time now. And Courtney, you know. Courtney, you know. His name is Anouk. And he is the embodiment of Christmas for me now.

Yep, yep. This guy is incredible. He's a TikToker. He sings. He sings all sorts of songs. Okay. He's a beautiful man. He's gorgeous. He's a TikToker. He sings. He sings all sorts of songs. He's a beautiful man. He's gorgeous. He has a million filters on. I have a photo

of him. I obviously can't play. He's got contacts on. This is him. This is what he looks like. In his videos, he looks like this too. He's always got that smile. He's always got a little bit of a smile. A little bit of a smirk. English is not his first language. I see blue eyes. I don't think he speaks any English.

I'll be completely honest, but that's kind of the beauty is that in his music, you're like, oh, the lyrics don't even matter. But he has one that is his best, and it's the Christmas song. It's chestnuts roasting over an open fire. Now, I have

listened to it so much that my impression of him is the only time I think I can actually sing. And it starts like this. It starts off with the beautiful music. Here we go. And you should pull it. You can just look up look up Chirstnuts on TikTok and you'll find it. And he'll just be like, Chirstnut rotting on an open fire.

Wow. It's like that. And it's gorgeous. And he's gorgeous. Nipping at your nose. I love him. Jack Frost nipping at your nose. Jesus.

It's incredible, dude. I want this. Does he ever do lives? Incredible. Yes, he does do lives. And he does lives and he'll duet with other people that do karaoke and their other people are always so bad lives. And he does lives and he'll duet with other people to do karaoke and other people are always so bad. They're always so bad and he's like Yeah.

His two best performances are Churstnuts and as well as Careless Whisper. He crushes Careless Whisper. Careless Whisper? Yeah, he crushes it. No, Anouk is top three TikToker. I will be following Anouk.

Oh, absolute legend. Where is he from? No idea. Awesome. And you know what? I'd rather keep him bathed in mystery. Whoa! You'd rather keep him bathed?

Bathed in mystery. Okay. Yeah, that's- You thought I was crazy about Santa going down a mountain with a Coca-Cola? You've got An nook bathed. That's right. With churchnuts.

That's right. Holy shit. He's the best. I knew it. Christmas just brings out all these weird memories. Hold on. I want to see if I look up churchnuts, will I just get the original? You will.

Churchnuts should be on everyone's list. No! Whoa. This is why you're an idiot for not having chestnuts on your media playlist this year. Whoa! Let me see him. Tell me I didn't nail that earlier.

Merce! I love him. Tell me I didn't nail that earlier. I love him. Tell me I didn't nail that. Why is he stunning? He is... There's an argument to be made that he might be an angel. Kissed by an angel? My God.

I just love... He has such a fan base on TikTok that at one point in March, I did an impression of him. And it got like 2 million views and people were like, oh my God, churst nuts. I was like, everybody knows, like everybody knows the glory of a Nook. I can't wait. I hope I'm pronouncing that right, but I love him. Well, we'll never know.

I love him. I'm going to follow him. He is lovely. I hope he doesn't get canceled or something. I would be devastated. I feel like he's too busy with his craft to do anything problematic He's too busy with all the filters and the eye contacts

He's singing gorgeous music He's working really hard I can't wait I'm gonna follow him and listen to him You're about to have the best time I mean I already do, I've got Santa smashing his face with cake So we have so we have

one Christmas decoration that's in our little storage thing and it looks like a little radio mic kind of like this but it's like the 50s one

and you can record and play stuff like back and like leave messages for people as they go by but I think we've left it for two entire years in a row

it hasn't changed and it speeds up so whatever you put in it it speeds it up for a long time so you'll be like hey how's it going it'll. And it speeds up, so whatever you put in it, it speeds it up. And it's warped if it's in there for a long time. So you'll be like, hey, how's it going? It'll be like, huh, how's it going? But you press it right now, it goes,

just not throwing it on. Yeah, and we've left it as that. We haven't touched it, because we used to leave funny inside jokes or whatever as we passed through, but then the last two years, we've just kept, just not throwing it on. That's really cute. It's the heart of Christmas.

I wish if he dropped an album, if he dropped an album, I'd be first in line. Get it on vinyl right now. Wait, why doesn't he drop an album? Maybe he does. I need to check. He needs to make a cover album. You should message him. We should message him.

Like, wait. You should message him. Wait, if we got him on, you said he has a bunch of filters on? What is he going to look like? What if he looks exactly like that? What if he literally shows up and he's just got that aura? I feel he would. I feel like if he didn't, you would be crushed.

I'd be devastated. I don't know if I can meet him. Okay. Do you think if Tommy Wiseau started in LA, like in the era of TikTok, what do you think like that would have been? I think he would do well. Do you think Tommy Wiseau would be huge right now? Like without all the other stuff?

He's kind of like not nice to women though, actually. I think he would just be, I think he would just be another guy. There's like a million Tommy Wiseaus on TikTok every day. Did you read the book? The Disaster Artist? No. Oh my gosh. You got it. Cause, cause did you read. Did you read the book? The Disaster Artist? No. Oh my gosh. You got it.

Because did you watch the movie? Yeah. Okay. So the movie is a third of the book. The book is written by him? No. The book is written by the friend, the younger guy. Okay.

Who like stars in the movie as well. He writes this book about how he, when he first came to la and it's like how he met this guy and like what it was like just like dealing with him on a daily basis while like it would cut between like their life in la and then it would go back to okay so now we're back on set and it's been like six months of filming and all this horrible stuff you got to read it it's so good okay it's so good before we move on am, there is someone who is very famous in these past couple months that I feel like you would love. Okay. Are you aware of the Pickle Man?

Hmm. I feel like this always happens. Some people in this room know the Pickle Man. No, no, no. This isn't like that. This is these past couple months. So there was the Renaissance Fair in New York. Apparently, it's a pretty big one.

And there's a guy there. So there's always a pickle stand at Renaissance Fairs. Pickles are a big deal. So the pickle man at the New York Renaissance Fair became a celebrity. What? Because he just was dedicated to his craft. Here, I have a video. It's my

most recent liked. This is his vibe. I will a video. It's my most recent liked. This is his vibe. I will pickle you with this. Pickles. Yeah. This is his vibe. So much. That bag is too small for that pickle. He's doing

the most. When you order a pickle, you need some more. Prepare yourself. His voice is dumbness. Yes. He's also 15? I think he's an adult. I voice is dominant. Yes. He's also 15? I think he's an adult. I don't know. This is actually Leo from Love is Blind.

Oh my God, he looks like Leo. Look at that. I realize rock music is in the background of that. Yeah, Shane, what a noob. What a noob. What a noob. What a mistake. He looks like Leo from Love is Blind. But yes, he just puts so much effort

and he's got the voice that you can't believe. He does that to every single person who orders a pickle. What he does is he wraps the pickle and he does this thing where he's like, and then he holds it up and he's like, I bless this pickle and all the things good and pickled. Like he just goes all in.

Dude. And people have like, there's like a line. There's a huge line to get a pickle from him. What if there wasn't TikTok or Instagram finding these gorgeous characters,

gorgeous people? Honestly, that makes it more special. I love it. There is no celebrity as good as like the the small little special stars that we get yeah from tiktok like this guy at this location who does this one thing and he does it better than anyone in the world i love that like that's the best that makes me want to go to renfair have you you've never been right i've been to renfair when i was a kid okay well now that you're an adult and you've just

read all of akatar we're fucking going amanda you would love the renaissance and we're gonna dress you up everyone's a character what a fairy dude lizzie there's fairies everywhere james they are professional renaissance dwellers yeah so i'm gonna be a fucking fairy i kind of want to be a jester next you will actually can i be Can I be honest about ACOTAR? Is I don't relate to any of the women in it. I relate to Cassian. Is that wrong? I don't think that's right.

My friend who's reading it was like, dude, you are so Cassian. And I was like, what? I thought the same thing. Honestly, I see it. I see it because you're so comfortable and you've been through some shit and everything's sex and horny. Yeah. And that's Amanda.

Exactly. Cassian is like a siphon fucking hot war person who loves his brothers and just, you know, tames the wild lady. That's me. And I just know everyone casts the people in those books as like these young TikTok fuckboys. But I see them all as like older. I see Cassian being played by like Javier Bardem or something crazy. I'm just kidding. I'm kidding.

He's busy. I love casting those books in my head. Up until recently, I was like, oh, Blake Lively could be more again. But not anymore. It ends with us. It ends with Cassian. Yeah, exactly. So I could dress up as Cassian and no one would bat an eye.

I don't think so. You could dress up as whatever at the Renaissance Fair and nobody's going to care. People dress up as stormtroopers and go, why? People do anything. Because it's the Ren Faire, babies.

Whatever you want. The Ren Faire is truly the weirdest thing you'll ever go to. It's where a bunch of nerds go to get super trashed. And play games. You will see the drunkest person you've ever seen in your life there. And they're dressed as a monk. Yeah, they got drinking Trappist beers. They got a goat horn.

I love that. Yeah. How have I missed out? There's a joust. There's a queen that comes through on a parade. Well, it's in a few months, so we'll go. Okay. Great.

Yeah. Anyways, I love talking about characters. Guys, I think we have to do a part three of this because we have two parts of this. If you haven't seen the first one, are these people for real? Go back and watch it. Because there's always so many amazing characters. Yeah, I didn't even get to get into my animal psychic that I follow. You have an animal psychic that you follow?

I follow animal psychic. You don't know about that? Horse chiropractor. I didn't get into magic grandpa. I didn't get into a lot. There's no magic grandpa. There's a magic grandpa. I follow the guy.

He's an old grandpa, British grandpa, who does magic tricks. And I don't think I get ASMR, but sometimes when I watch his stuff, I'm entranced. And he just very quietly just like, okay, so what we have here is three cups. And we're going to put the bowl in this cup. Has anybody seen the guy that live streams like he's in black and white and is actually in the 40s? Like it fully looks like you're looking into the 40s. Live streamers on TikTok are another thing.

Well, we need a part three ASAP. Too many characters out there. Too many characters. Well, thank you, Courtney, for being incredible and being here with us today. Thanks for letting me be here. Thanks for yelling at us as a tax person. What are you doing? Oh, my God.

Guys, follow that guy and don't get your taxes. Get your money right. What? Go vote. Vote. Do your taxes. Alright. Bye. Love you.