Smosh Mouth - #74 - Writing Our Own Fanfiction

Episode Date: December 23, 2024

The Christmas spirit has overtaken Amanda and Shayne and spread to Angela and Chanse who come bearing the gift of written stories!  0:00 Intro 4:57 Chanse’s fanfic 15:22 Amanda’s fanfic 30:45 Angela’s fanfic 42:05 Shayne’s fanfic 52:53 Favorite Christmas movies 56:33 Shayne’s controversial take SUBSCRIBE: https://smo.sh/Sub2SmoshCast WEAR OUR JOKES: https://smosh.com WHO YOU HEAR Shayne Topp // https://www.instagram.com/shaynetopp/ Amanda Lehan-Canto // https://www.instagram.com/filmingamanda/ Chanse McCrary // https://www.instagram.com/phatchanse/ Angela Giarratana // https://www.instagram.com/angelagiovanagiarratana/ WHO YOU DON’T HEAR (usually) Director: Selina Garcia Editor: Kortney Luby Producer: Amanda Lehan-Canto, Shayne Topp, Selina Garcia Production Designer: Cassie Vance Art Director: Erin Kuschner Assistant Art Director: Josie Bellerby Art Coordinator: Alex Aguilar Prop Assistant: Courtney Chapman Audio Mixer: Scott Neff Director of Photography: Brennan Iketani Videographer: James Hull Camera Operator: Eric Wann Assistant Director: Alexcina Figueroa Executive Vice President of Production: Amanda Barnes Production Manager: Alexcina Figueroa Production Coordinator: Zianne Hoover Operations & Production Coordinator: Oliver Wehlander Production Assistant: Quincy Bell Post Production Manager: Luke Baker DIT/Lead AE: Matt Duran IT: Tim Baker Director of Design: Brittany Hobbs Graphic Designers: Ness Cardano, Monica Ravitch Senior Manager, Channel & Strategy: Lizzy Jones Channel Operations Coordinator: Audrey Carganilla Director of Social Media: Erica Noboa Social Creative Producer: Peter Ditzler, Tommy Bowe Merchandising Manager: Mallory Myers Social Media Coordinator: Kim Wilborn Social Media Intern: Mailyn Stiffler Talent Coordinator: Selina Garcia People Operations Specialist: Katie Fink Front Office Assistant: Sara Faltersack CEO: Alessandra Catanese EVP of Programming: Kiana Parker Coordinator Producer of Programming: Marcus Munguia Executive Coordinator: Rachel Collis OTHER SMOSHES: Smosh: https://smo.sh/Sub2Smosh Smosh Pit: https://smo.sh/Sub2SmoshPit Smosh Games: https://smo.sh/Sub2SmoshGames El Smosh (Spanish Dub): https://smo.sh/Sub2ElSmosh FOLLOW US: TikTok: https://smo.sh/TikTok Snapchat: http://smo.sh/OnSnapchat Instagram: https://instagram.com/smosh Facebook: https://facebook.com/smosh" Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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with iGaming Ontario. Ho, ho, ho! Welcome to Smosh Mouth. I'm Shane. Ho, ho, ho! Welcome to Smosh Mouth, I'm Shane. Ho ho ho, welcome to Smosh Mouth, I'm Amanda. And we have very special guests, it's Saturday night with Angela and Chums. Ho ho ho. Whoa, a folk duo.

And that's the Christmas spirit right there. Grassroots duo and I love it. It's the best time of the year I'm so excited Guys is Christmas your favorite holiday? Yes By far Really?

Yes 100% You Shane? Yeah I would say so Okay I love Christmas What do you love? I love Halloween so much though

But I love Christmas I like Christmas I feel like the later half of the year is often so busy that I don't get that downtime to really think about it and enjoy it. But I do love Christmas. I love all the vibes of it. I like Christmas movies. I like Christmas music.

I feel like Halloween is draining and Christmas fills me up. Yeah, that's so true. Actually, I think I learned a lot about you guys last Christmas episode when we talked about each other's traditions. I was thinking about your family, how your mom loves Christmas. It's very much like Christmas in my family is a thing because my mom makes it a thing. And I remembered that still to this day.

I love that. Angela, as of this episode airing a couple weeks ago, I saw some clips on TikTok. You were out and about being like, guys, it's too early for Christmas. And then you had a peppermint mocha. And like the top hat on Frosty the Snowman, it brought the spirit of Christmas to you. Yeah, it happened within 10 minutes. I walked into the Grove. Oh, the Grove.

It's a mall in L.A. that is so designed. It's a mall in LA that is so designed. It's supposed to feel like a Christmas town. And I walked in there and it was early in the morning. I was just making a return and there was so much Christmas. And I was like, this is crazy. It is mind-boggling. They have a 150-foot tall Christmas tree. Real Christmas tree.

And it was like 9.30 and Santa was already out. And this is like before Thanksgiving. But then I like, so then I like make some stupid TikTok and I'm like, this is too early. And then I like go into the cafe and I'm like, fuck it, let me just get a peppermint mocha. Got a peppermint mocha and immediately walked out and then saw the same thing I saw before, but with jingle eyes. But you heard music. It's your senses. And I went, you know what?

I actually am going to try this year to think that Thanksgiving is also Christmas. Like, let's try it. You know what I mean? What's a turkey anyway? That's right. The Christmas season starts like on Thanksgiving day. That's kind of when I'm like, I'm locked in. It's Christmas time.

I'm usually hardcore Black Friday is Christmas. Me too. People are now kind of like Halloween is now the start of Christmas season. That's ridiculous. I like it. That's too much. You like it. I like it just as like Thanksgiving is like an appetizer to Christmas.

It's like still part of the same meal. And I'm still. I can appreciate that. But you start getting to like November 10th being Christmassy. Too much. A little early for me. I'm burnt out by the time we get to. Christmas music definitely happens

like November 1st. Okay. I think it's less about the holiday and more about when is a pumpkin gone? And I think pumpkins stay till Thanksgiving.

Yeah, I agree. That's why I'm like, but pumpkin isn't Christmas. They don't rot. They rot. I know that. I'm not talking physically. I'm talking physically.

I'm talking physically. That's how the seasons were decided. They rot. My roommate this year tried to carve a gourd. Didn't work. What? Yeah, it didn't work.

Were there guts inside the same as a pumpkin? No, it's really rough in there. Oh, so am I. Okay. Well, maybe today will get me even more in the Christmas spirit because we all wrote the worst possible Christmas stories, Christmas fan fictions. Fan fiction.

Involving all of us here at this table. At least that was the prompt. Maybe nobody played by the rules. That's okay. There's not really rules. I kind of wrote in the mind of if someone was watching. Then I was adding in my little things that fans wouldn't know about that I was like,

this is just fun. Oh, that's fun. So it's a hybrid. See, yeah, I did something. I did like, what's my version of fan fiction at Smosh for Christmas? Oh, fun.

That's what I did. I was just like, what? Because I was thinking about, like I even Googled fan fiction because I know what it is, but like right before I was like, like what is it? And like I was like,

oh, like what is like my fantasy of Christmas at Smosh and that's what I did here I did more of I did more of like my fantasy fan fiction that's great what do you mean I guess we'll find out it's more of like prose you know are you familiar with prose like poetry is yours filthy mine is filthy yeah this is smutty poetry and I'm psyched for it. Because that's also Christmas. That is so Christmas. That's Christmas. If you're not having a hookup in your childhood bedroom, what Christmas tree would it be?

So tag us in. No, I'm kidding. I guess let's get into our first story. Chance, do we want to read? Yes! With the smutty poem to get us really in the Christmas spirit. Are we trading off, or are you going to read this? Oh, yeah.

We can trade off or we can trade off or Oh my god, this is... We can trade off or I can read it. Alright, Chance, you're going to read it and we will... Oh my god, I'm already so in. Let's ride.

Oh my god. For those who can't hear or see. He's the chosen. I've just transformed into chosen. The chosen mixed with someone else. And I'm in. Is this the chosen Christmas? Bitch, let's ride.

This is not your ordinary Christmas tale from a chosen who yaps. This is a more tantalizing tale from the chosen who faps. Twas the night before fat mess here in my room. Not a sound could be heard save the fans' quiet zoom. Deep within my mind, fantasies can take flight of romances that could be had on this frigid winter night. Holy shit. My body curled up like a C-Sec recruit

dreaming of Tali in that mmm skin-tight suit. Would I dare to unmask her in the soft Christmas glow? Or share secret seductive spells with Yennefer so progressive? Flo. Love that. With mistletoe pinned to the top of my shelf, I imagined a midnight with Black Cat herself. She'd tease me with

leather, then vanish into the night, leaving this chosen's portal less gun than he'd like. That's a Rick and Morty portal gun joke. My sword collection gleamed by the side of my bed, and visions of Arwen danced round in my head. Would she talk dirty somethings

and elvish, leaving me unable to rest? Yes. Or would Cortana appear with those bustling binary breasts? Yes. Stop. Binary, Cortana is a digital. Yeah, from Halo. From Halo, good.

Thank you. That was good, Amanda. Thank you. I clutched the controller, but instead drifted to my dreams, where Sam is upbeat in my b-hole, busting out them power suit seams. It's a Smash Bros. joke. It's from Metroid.

Great, thanks. She'd peel off her armor, my eyes open wide. Oh, alas, just a fantasy, because she's probably more of a side. That's a person who doesn't like penetration. You don't have to explain each other. No, I actually enjoy the explanation. I didn't know that.

Yes. The clock on my wall ticked down with a chime as my thoughts wandered to the depths of Tartarus of my mind. I'd share secrets with Jadzia in the corner so dark or spend hours with Ciri under Skyrim's cold arc. Nice. I'd reach for my plushies, my soft, cozy friends, wishing for carnal pleasures only the outer rim sends.

For I'd battle a Balrog, show passion with a Sith, or trace ley lines to the G-spot of Key Lith. That's crazy. Wow. Oh. My. God. Would Lara Croft swing through the rafters and pistol whip these cheeks? Or would I ask for a task from several buff Mr. Meeseeks? With my Dr. Manhattan pajamas speedily pulled down my waist, my dreams sharper than Jace's cheekbones and his arcane face. Wow.

Wow. This is unbelievable. Would Morrigan come with her teasing smirk or Triss that red-haired enchantress to make my lips perk? A Gyarados onesie and a hectic key. I think I have just the cheat code for me. My heart thumped like Bowser in pursuit of dat peach. I want to reach around, but I'll settle for a halo reach.

I want to get fisted by Kit Fisto in my Sarlacc pit. Blood bend me over, Mama Hama, and wreck my shit. My God. That was several. It was an Avatar The Last Airbender reference, Star Wars. With my mattress on the floor, my body and legs splayed,

dreaming of getting ravaged, and the Firefly reruns I never replayed. For in my head's spaceport, a Halsman drive burned, of romances never started, and therefore, never returned. of daring adventures that can only take flight in the clattered, tattered reaches of my mind each night.

So here's to the dreamers, the geeks, and the nerds who know the true power of magical thoughts and words. From dungeons to Dagobah, from Darkseed to Thor, yearning for characters we'll always adore. Merry Christmas to all and to all a good game. May your nerdy romances never bring shame. For though the real world is less than divine, we've got imagination and that suits me just fine. Here are some honorable sex mentions I didn't get to. Sex force yourself down my throat. ODM gear sex swing.

That's Attack on Titan. Galbatorix gear sex swing. That's Attack on Titan. Galbatorix and tricks. That's Aragon. And put your ratchet up my clank. An old PlayStation video. Wow. That's ratchet. Put your ratchet up my clank.

This is unbelievable. Did I know half the references? Yeah. Kind of. Yeah, because you explained them. You had some insane ones. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Fun, fun, fun. Started off with Mass Effect. That's amazing. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Fun, fun, fun.

Started off with Mass Effect. Major way through. Holy shit, Chance. Also, like, not me getting touched at the last one. Merry Christmas to all and to all good gay. May your nerdy romances never bring shame. For the real world is less than divine. We've got imagination that suits me.

Okay, you're just emotional because you just saw Wicked. No, but seriously, that's really fucking sweet. Isn't that sweet? This is so good. Okay, so what characters do you wish were sexy in here? What characters would you fandom about? Aragon.

I can't believe you went full prose. Yeah. It's so good. It was the night before Christmas. You slayed it. Yeah, you are so good at rhymes and stuff. How long did this take you? did you kind of just blast this out?

I had a first draft on Monday and then I went through and I was like I can make these things scan a little better all last night. I'd love to see this animated with like the characters in his mind I would love to see it animated

with Chosen on his mattress on the floor, which made me laugh so hard. Someone's going to animate this and you're going to have to upload it on Pornhub. Only fans, yeah. Yeah.

With my mattress on the floor is so insane. So good. Pretty accurate. The fan zooming. When did you know you wanted to write this? When you were told, but.

Well, when it was fan fiction, I was like, okay, I want to do something sexy and then if it's fan fiction, I was like, okay, I want to do something sexy and then if it's fan fiction, I can't do sexy with my coworkers. Why? I'm kidding. I don't want to do sexy

with any of my coworkers. Ew, she tried to kiss me again. Selena. And so then I was like, okay, what can I be sexy with? And I can be sexy with fantasy. And the chosen. I also like...

Yeah, that was a good veil over, though. I forget how much of a nerd you are. Like, in a loving way. Yeah. You are a super nerd, and I love it so much. And you don't lead with that. Like, it's such a deep thing about you. That's fair.

I think I found out that you were such a nerd when we played D&D, and I was like, damn. Oh, he's like in it. I loved it. I loved researching and giving you spells, and I was like, bitch, hey, use this. Yeah, I remember that. I loved researching and giving you spells. I was like, bitch, hey, use this. Yeah, I remember that. You helped me so much.

And I was like, oh my God. It's also just so wizard. Have you been this way since you were like a kid? Yes. Oh my God, yes. Yeah. Just like you with musicals. I was wondering why you were wearing a shark tooth necklace this morning.

I was like, that's a touch. That doesn't really fit the vibe. I was like, that's a touch. The Firefly reruns I never replayed. Because you only need to watch it once. That's true. You only need to watch it once. That's true.

And you don't need to watch Serenity. Serenity's so good. What? Serenity's a great movie. No, no, no. A movie? Oh my God. Do people really like it?

I love it. Oh my God, this is newsflash to me. I think the movie's incredible. Can we talk about this progressive flow reference? Okay, that one. Progressive. That one. Would I dare unmask her in the Christmas glow?

Also, Yennefer, the witcher. I know. I know Yennefer. Okay. I love the witcher. Or share seductive spells with Yennefer. Who's Yennefer? So progressive flow.

The witcher. What is progressive flow? That's just my Nicki Minaj moment for a second. Where you just say something that rhymes perfectly? Yeah, you just put something in. And Flo can be sexy. So progressive, Flo. But I dare unmask her in her song.

Why am I blanking? Is Morrigan also from? Morrigan's from Court of Thorns. Or she's also something else. It's the crow. Everything is from Court of Thorns. Irish crow goddess. Oh.

Of death, I think. Oh. But she's also in, it's an old, old name. I was thinking of, I'm thinking I'm getting confused with Kerrigan from. Nancy Kerrigan? Yeah. Who is it from Starcraft? Yeah, Kerrigan.

Nancy. Nancy Kerrigan. I think she's the goddess of death. Kerrigan's a haughty villain. She is the goddess of death. She's in's a haughty villain. She is the goddess of death. She's in the court of... No, she didn't. As something really old, yeah.

I haven't gotten there yet to tell me what she is. Where? To tell me what the Morrigan is in the court of Thorns and Roses. And you won't. It never tells you? No, but there's a new book coming out. Whoa. Probably next year that might reveal something.

Do I just buy this book and start? I can't believe you haven't read it. I think over the break I'd do it. I think you should. Yes. Can I borrow one of your copies? I can't believe you haven't read it. I think over the break I'd do it. I think you should. Yes. Can I borrow one of your copies? I don't want to buy it. The first one is in Greece.

I left it there for some... We have a copy we could give you. Yeah, I have a lot of the copies. You're going to like it. It's just... I know. I just want to get to the second one because that's the good one, right?

I think you might roll your eyes at the first one, but I think the second one is really fun. You have to get to the first one just because you have to get through it. Yeah. It sets up the... It sets up the... You have second one you have to get to the first one just because you have to get through it yeah it it sets up the second it sets up the you have to you have to also maybe reading throne of glass which is what I'm into right now what's her first series that's the one fucking dragons is it no no no no it's not smutty at all it's her it's sarah j maas's first series that she wrote when she was 15 and then re-edit it when she was older. Whoa. She wrote it on like web forums.

Whoa. God, I love that. Shane's been telling me about it and then Allie, our CEO, told me about it and I was like, yep, I'm in. It's hard. You can't go into a bookstore without seeing like a pile.

I'm on book three, but it's not smutty. Everywhere. It's not smutty, but it's super amazing world building, adventurous, and there's romance in there. That's so cool to write something as a kid

and then pick it up as an adult. Yeah. That's wild. Yeah, pretty wild. You can tell it's like a mix of both, but the lead character is- Oh my God, it's probably so therapeutic, too. It's so good.

She's an 18-year-old- Your inner child wrote this. Assassin. Wow. Well, this was fantastic. This was so fantastic. Great way to start it off. Yeah.

I can't wait to follow this excellent piece of writing. What is yours? Well, you said you tried to make it good. What did you say? I wrote it once and didn't reread it. I did the same. Me too. I wanted to make a drama that maybe you guys will hopefully laugh at.

So we know that no matter what, things are going to get shittier from here. I think this is a great way to be like this is the top. You clicked on this for some real shit? Sure. There it was. There you go. And now let's let the dogs out. Let's let those little puppies

out. Alright, here's mine. I wrote it as a drama but as I was reading it, as I was writing it, I was laughing. Again, it's written in the way that a fan would write it, a real fan. But then there's little Amanda things in it that only we would know. Okay. I wrote mine in a way that nobody would write it.

Okay. What is that? I don't know what that is. Don't read ahead. Okay, we're not going to read it. Here's the deal. Oh, my God. It's thick.

I'm going to be reading everything and all the other characters, and you guys are just going to be reading your characters. Okay. Okay, so you're reading the same direction. I'm reading everything. No, I'm reading everything. Everything. Okay.

We're doing a play with an eight-year-old. So I'm reading everything, and you guys just do your characters. And when I'm talking, you guys can't talk. If the character is not listed as Shane, do I read it? Buff Shane, yes. Okay, I will read. So any other version of Shane I will read as well.

There's only one version of Shane. Oh yeah, sometimes I wrote Shane and sometimes I wrote Buff Shane. That's all you. Okay. Because I simply forgot. I see that there's two different types of chances. Am I reading both of those chances?

And yes, because I didn't mean for there to be two different chances. I just never went back and forth. We now see how Amanda views us. So this is fun. There's buff Shane and normal Shane and sexy Chance and normal Chance and just Angela. Correct. Wow. Okay.

You have no persona. Are we ready? This is a lot of drama. This is a drama. Okay. It's called persona. Are we ready? Yeah. This is a lot of pain. Yeah, this is a drama. Okay. It's called. I'm just reading it as a drama, yeah. Okay.

A Christmas drama. It's called Who's Santa Here? What the fuck does that even fucking mean? You're going to find out. Written by Amanda Lehan-Kento. Oh. Interior Smosh office. And that's the only time that I'll write in a way that is formatted for TV.

The office smells like burnt candles and mini gluten-free Bundt cakes. It must have been someone's birthday. Anyways, who cares? Angela Bussin, hair in two little tiny cute braids, gripping her puppy mug and wearing a full-on Santa outfit, beard and all. I'm grateful! Merry almost Christmas, biatches. Buff Shane, who's married to Courtney now,

slowly walks up to Angela. He looks nervous and deadly serious. Hey, Chica. What? Chica, you didn't hear? Angela giggling and smiling wide, Not understanding that he is not fucking around Oh my fucking god Hear what?

Like my outfit? Like my outfit? I'm Santa I thought it would be fun and cute Everyone's gonna shit a brick when they see me Buff Shane, who's married to Courtney now Puts a hand on her shoulder No baby girl

Stop No one's going to Courtney now, puts a hand on her shoulder. No, baby girl. Stop. No one's going to be shitting anything because... Angela rips his hand off her shoulder and gives him the middle finger. What do you mean, buff Shane? You're scaring me. Sexy Chance saunters up. His lips are pursed. Outfit impeccable.

No, Angela. You're scaring us. Angela whips her head back and forth between both of them. Buff Shane, who's married to Courtney now, puts his hand back on her shoulder. This time, she doesn't rip it off. Someone else is already Santa

today, Chica. Chica! It makes me laugh. Everything stops. The world halts. The moon cracks wide open. Emily, super far away at her desk, says to no one in particular in a Texas accent, Oh my gosh. And Bailey turns to her,

Were you talking to me? Then the whole office becomes silent for like the first snowfall of death. Angela stops breathing for one whole second who who else is dressed as santa today who sexy chance and buff shane who's married to courtney now shake their shake their heads it's it's uh out of nowhere we see, tall mother who's married to a Belarusian model, Amanda, strolls over to them with her dick out. What? Your dick is out? With her dick out?

Your dick is out? Amanda. Oh, wait, let me add that. With her super big dick out. You can't add that. You said there was no smut. Eating a cheese pack and chugging a big bottle of wine. She is the one dressed like Santa.

Shit. Ho, ho, ho. How's everything going? What are memes? I kid. I'm Santa. This is crazy. I'm Santa.

Isn't this fun? Amanda stops dead in her tracks. She stares at her once best friend slash soulmate, Angela. Um, excuse me? Oh, come on. Now I understand the title. Who is Santa? Um, excuse me?

I'm Santa. Why are you Santa? Angela stares right at Amanda like she's never seen her before. It's my turn to be funny, Amanda. So I thought, what a better way to be funny than be Santa. I want it to be a surprise. Why are you doing this to me? Why? Angela spins in a circle, arms out, super dramatic. Why?

Being Santa is my job, Angela. This is my job. Emily from Pitt literally asked me to do this. It's my fucking job to be Santa. I thought you of all people would respect that. You guys are out of control. I'm married to Kourtney. Have you seen the TikTok about-

Stop it, Buff Shane. I'm married to the booty hole. Wrong time. Angela screams loudly and stomps her feet. Angela. This isn't fair. You know what's not fair? Being called Angela every day.

And people not... And people going, oh shit, ha ha, Amanda, sorry, ha ha. You guys are just always together, ha ha ha ha ha. No, not anymore. And also, I'm six feet fucking tall. There's a difference. But it's true. At one point, we were basically one.

Sweet kisses under the bridge. Dinner in Manhattan. Dinner in Manhattan. Dinner in Manhattan. Horsey rides on the mountains in Malibu. What? But we're not that anymore. I am me. And I have to separate myself.

So for today, I am the only one who can be Santa. Wow. Amanda, I told you a thousand times. You are married. Stop this dirty talk. I am Santa. Chicas, let's not.

Just then, both Amanda and Angela backhand Buff Shane so hard it completely propels him into one of the walls right into the conference room. All that's left is the Kool-Aid guy outline hole in the wall. That's good. Angela, if you won't listen to me, then listen to my real friends.

All of a sudden, a gust of wind blows through the office and a massive crash comes through the ceiling. We hear Emily at her desk and no one in particular in a Texas accent. Oh, my God. And Bailey right next to her says Are you talking to me? Just then A massive crash sound 200 ripped as fuck reindeer Come crashing down through the ceiling

How can a reindeer be ripped? And a massive sled attached to them Barrels through Almost destroys everything in its path Hey guys Leave our mommy alone Says the reindeer Attach them, barrels through, almost destroys everything in its path. Hey, guys. Leave our mommy alone, says the reindeer. And just then, the ripped reindeer punches Angela so hard,

she flies backward into the already open hole into the conference room and lands on Buff Shane, who's married to Courtney now. Ouchies! Sorry about that. Flames erupt around Amanda. There is fucking glitter everywhere. Hot chocolate bursts out of her pores. Her skin becomes velvet. Her eyes glaze over. Sugar plums dancing around her

head, whatever the fuck those are. Basically, she is drunk with power. I am Santa. Everyone will know my name. Sexy Chance jumps into the hole in the conference room and lands on Angela and Buff Shane. Cuddle me. I'm scared. I've got you, son.

Son? Just then, Amanda gets on her sled and all the ripped as fuck reindeer give Angela, Sexy Chance, and Buff Shane, who's married to Courtney now, the middle finger. All will bow in my name! Time to take over

the world! Just then, Amanda is gone. Or should we say Santa? Out of nowhere, Ollie turns the corner, happy and joyful. He peers through the hole. Hey guys, we're gonna get you loved in five minutes. Also, has

anyone seen Amanda? She's dressed as Santa. It's so cute. They all shake their heads in absolute fear. Haven't seen her. Not sure. Nope. Ollie leaves. Sexy Chance turns to Angela.

So you went on a horsey ride in Malibu? Yeah, it was actually really enjoyable. Nice. I like horsies. Nice. End. Wow. And then in the distance, to no one in particular, Emily in her Texas accent goes, oh my God.

Oh my God. And Bailey goes, I see you were talking to me. Were you talking to me? I'm. And that's the end of Who's Santa Here? Who's Santa Here? Is the funniest title to me. So Amanda was Santa.

I was Santa. So you guys. Dinners. Hey, hey. So Amanda was Santa. I was Santa. So you guys, dinners... Hey, hey. No, I was. Misunderstood, Santa. I love that. Dinners in Manhattan, but horsey rides in Malibu. We traveled the globe. You're flying back and forth. Oh. Extensively. Yeah. Why was I calling people

Chica? You always called people Chica. Because I was... Your character specifically was written through Chica. You always call people Chica. Because I was, your character specifically was written through fans' eyes. I don't know why. That's how I am. But Buff Shane, who's married to Courtney now, who calls people Chica and baby girl,

I don't know why. Yeah, right. That made me laugh so hard. I mean, it makes sense. Yeah, and then Sexy Chance was through my eyes and also probably through the fans' eyes. Okay. And then Angela was through my eyes and maybe through the fan eyes' eyes. And then Angela was through my eyes

and me through the fan eyes. I thought in my whole head that we were going to have a makeout scene and I was like, you know what? But instead, I'm just a monster.

No. That's the thing. I'm the monster. Yeah, I think Amanda's the monster. No, I'm the monster. I know, but I'm fighting so hard for attention.

So, obviously we have to unpack that. Clearly you and me. You're both bad people. Clearly you and me had a breakup. And here's the thing. I want to get this straight. I don't care when people call me Angela.

But I thought it was really funny that that fueled my Amanda character. That people continuously called me Angela. So I was like, I have to separate myself. It's so funny. And I think I got the idea because I was actually Santa. And people are like, oh my God, you're the one who's Santa? I'm like yeah. And they're like nice. And there's something about Santa where Santa is always

giving but when does Santa get gifts? Exactly. It's actually so true. Selfish Santa. Has anyone made a movie where he wants a gift? What gift would you even give him? He has everything. He has everything. All he wants is und. What gift would you even give him? He has everything. All he wants is undeniable power.

I'd give him a fucking break. I'd give him a goddamn break. I'd give him protein powder. I also feel like Amanda... Yeah, Amanda can't... Yeah, oh my god, a fucking resort. Amanda can't lose control, so the only way she can lose control is as Santa. Who told Amanda that she can't lose control so the only way she can lose control is as Santa. Who told Amanda that

she can't lose control? My inner child. Yeah, you're fighting a battle with yourself. I'm six fucking feet tall. No, this thing just made me laugh. I think the thing... Sweet kisses under the bridge. You forgot that one. So no, sweet kisses under the bridge. Dinner in Manhattan. Horsey rides in mountains. And then what made

me cry tears is the thought that everything's happening right when we walk in and super far away. It's just Emily and Bailey with their headphones on typing. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. And she goes, Terry, are you talking to me? That just that thought made me laugh so hard. Can you describe the can we talk about the buff on page four?

There's diving into the text. All right. D you describe the, can we talk about the buff? On page four, there's, I'm diving into the text. Of course. Page four, line 12. When the ripped reindeer. Yeah. So you're just picturing like a muscular reindeer? I'm picturing these reindeer are fucking nuts. Like, you know when a motorcycle gang pulls up and I like whistle to them?

Yes. That's them. They are rippled with muscle. And they say, leave our mommy alone. Yeah, I'm their mommy. Okay. Got it. I'm mother to them. That's them. They are rippled with muscle. And they say, leave our mommy alone. Yeah. I'm their mommy. Yeah. Got it.

I'm mother. Okay. Which is also like through the fans eyes. Okay. I'm mommy. I have a million. So the reindeer are. Kids.

An allegory for the fans? Yes. Great. Yes. They're like protecting me. Yeah. From you guys. But in actuality, I am the monster.

This is the funniest thing. Oh my God. Oh my god. Oh my god. I was crying laughing. I just wanted to write a drama, and then it was just making me laugh. I like to think that Emily's not even reacting to what's going on around her. Like, she is saying, oh my god, to something she's reading online. She's like, this is the funniest thing. Oh my god. But

I saw you as being like, I'm Angela, I'm gonna make a name for myself. No, I loved it. But people always are like, a man and Angela. It's so good. So I was like, I'm gonna be the demon. I love you as being like, I'm Angela. I'm going to make a name for myself. No, I loved it. But people always are like a man and Angela. It's so good. So I was like, I'm going to be the demon. I love you and I fighting over who's Santa. Yeah. Did you know that many products for pregnant women do not have their own clinical trials for safety or efficacy?

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treat, cure, or prevent any disease. This is crazy. This is not even about Santa. Because you are you and mine is going to be a great follow-up to this. Oh, perfect. And we could do that whenever. We're going to do yours next. Let's do it. Yeah this. Oh, perfect. And we could do that

whenever, but I... No, we're going to do yours next. Let's do it. Yeah, I think, yeah. Did you write the same exact story? So, it's crazy.

It's just everything's different and you're not buff. Oh, my God. No, I'm kidding. I gave you, yeah, I gave you guys, like, I was like, duh.

No, you were very kind. And then I wrote once that you were married to Courtney and I was like, I have to write it. Just every time. That was so funny. Every time. Because through the fans' eyes, it's like, duh. No, you were very kind. And then I wrote once that you were married to Courtney, and I was like, I have to write it. Every time. That was so funny. Every time.

Because through the fans' eyes, it's like, Shane is married to Courtney now. Yeah. This was so enjoyable. Yay. I feel like people should write fan fiction for each other all the time. It's really fun. It's probably weird.

Whenever I found out that Sid and Olivia do that for each other, it blew my mind. What? For their birthdays, they write extensive 50 to 100 page fan fiction for each other. It's so sweet. It blew my mind. What? And they don't share it. For their birthdays, they write extensive 50 to 100 page fan fiction for each other. That is crazy. For each other, but they never share it with anybody.

They don't show it to anyone except each other. It's really sweet. That's kind of beautiful. Isn't that beautiful? They're apparently insane. I remember my best friend in college, I wrote her a sketch for her birthday because we were obsessed with sketch.

It's so fucking lame. That's so dorky. Yeah. Okay. Okay. Speaking of dorky. Okay, okay so for mine i want to go back and just say that i did this like i was like i for i was like what what do i want to do because i was thinking of like creative things but then i was like no i'm actually just gonna write like what's my dream christmas here oh i love that oh yeah i want to say this is like my dream of Christmas here And I did this exactly

Like I did it for Smosh Mouth Exactly like I did for Hamcake Where I did this right before falling into a deep slumber So I don't remember any of it Dream stage And I was truly like Falling asleep as I wrote this I love it

You did a title page written by author's name Oh I did. My freaking script thing. I have like the cheap script version. Copyright. Everyone just be yourself and I will read stage direction. I think it's Angela's dream Christmas at Smosh. Interior Smosh studio.

Shane, Chance, Angela and Amanda are all standing in the kitchen making coffee and eating breakfast. This is going to be a really great episode, you guys. Yeah, we are super excited to have you guys on during the holidays for Smosh Mouth again. Us too. Thanks for having us. Amanda takes a deep breath. Huge vibe shift. God. I'm tired.

Me too. Boy, you can say that again. Yeah, it's been a lot of working lately. I like can't wait for the holidays to come so we can all have some chill fest. Yes, a chill fest. I need a massage so damn bad. Does your back hurt? My back hurts so much. It's all the time we're on our phones. It's hurting everyone's backs, they say.

God, isn't existing right now just exhausting? It's hard to grow up, especially in the world we live today. I am just so fucking tired. They all take a deep breath as they sip their coffee. Selena walks in the kitchen. Selena says, hey guys, it's time to get you all mic'd up. Ten minutes till the episode. Selena walks out.

Angela, Amanda, Chance, and Shane all put their coffees down and slow walk. On their way to the stage, Chance sees an old-fashioned trash can. Unlike the production-style massive trash cans at Smosh, this one looks tin and like it would live in an old movie with a Huh. What's that doing there? Yeah. Huh.

Well, what's in there? Chance takes the top off the trash can, and as he does, he falls down headfirst. Chance falls further and further down. Shane goes to see where Chance went, and he also falls down. So does Amanda. So does Angela. They're tumbling further and further down,

all screaming, but not scared screaming, because it's like rated G, so they're like, whoa! Are you not allowed to scream intensely in the EG? I just mean like it's not scary. We're like, ah! Whimsical. Except me just like, ah!

Yeah, exactly. As they continue to tumble, snowflakes come brushing past them. This portal turns snowy. More and more snowflakes fly around them as they soar through the air. Suddenly, they land all in a pile of snow. Amanda's like, whoa, what happened? Oh my god, I'm covered in snow. They all wipe the snow off. They're imperfect snow angels.

They look up. They look at each other for the first time. They all have Whoville-style noses. Whoville pointy ears and long hairstyles that reach up to the sky. Jingle bells are heard all around them. A clock strikes. More jingle bells. Wait! Your nose!

Your hair! Our feet! They all have pointy Whoville shoes Wait, where are we? What just happened? They look around and suddenly they see a bustling Christmas town Small zany cars are flying through the streets Long wacky streetlights

Super large and skinny wreaths everywhere Are we in Whoville? Just then, Who Ian walks by. You could do that, Amanda. Move, move, move. I gotta get these gifts to the mall. A Who Courtney dressed like Cindy Lou Who follows him, holding a mountain of gifts. Hey, slow down.

Who Selena, you could do this, Shane, walks by shouting on a megaphone that looks zany. Ten minutes till Christmas. Oh my god, guys, we are in Whoville. During Christmas! Are we in the Ron Howard Whoville? Just then, Martha May Juvier, played by Christine Baranski, you can play Christine Baranski, walks by.

Betty! Hi! Oh, great. Oh my god, we are! Wait. Where did Amanda go? Yeah, what the heck? She was just right here.

Where's Selena? Where's the Smosh Mouth set? Where's Amanda go? Yeah, what the heck? She was just right here. Where's Selena? Where's the Smosh Mouth set? Where's Amanda? Suddenly they hear big, loud footsteps. Oh my God. Here we go. Boom. Boom.

Boom. The earth shakes. Wow. No, no, no. Snow falls. No, no, no. The wind picks up. Selena says, zero minutes till Christmas.

Everyone starts panicking, running around. But not a Whoville panic anymore. They're afraid. The snowstorm picks up. Presents are flying through the wind, knocking down cars and street signs. Why is everyone running? What are they running from? Selena says, he's here.

Boom. No, no. Boom. The Grinch. from? Selena says, he's here! Boom! Boom! The Grinch! Just then, flying down from the tallest mountain of Whoville comes Amanda as Jim Carrey, as the Grinch. She flies down the mountain so fast,

her grin so wide, the town screams, ha! Okay, this next part, this next part is crazy. Amanda says ha Then the stage direction goes ha Then the character named ha says ha Ha

Fuck Oh, the Grinch still has his nose So let's do that, here we go, and you'll play ha Here we go Ha, ha, ha You can't hide from... The... The...

The... The Grinch! Okay, now here, Mannequin, go off and do whatever monologue bit as the Grinch as she wants, and she can be as silly and loud as she wants. Okay, the end. I'm the Grinch! You're really gonna to bitch this? Yeah.

We're taking it back. We're taking it back. We're taking it back. Amanda. You have to commit. You have to do a monologue. Well, I don't have a heart. We're going to take it back.

We're going to take it back. We're going to take it back. I can't remember. I can't remember. You can follow your heart. Whatever you want. Be the Grinch. You're the Grinch.

It's the monstrous Amanda. We're going from ha. Ready? You're ha to stage direction's ha to ha's ha. Here we go. Just complain about things. What you don't like. Ha.

Okay. Ha. Ha. You can't hide from the Grinch. Oh, I hate this Christmas. I hate that my nose looks like this. And I hate food. And I hate little puppy dogs. And I have a small looks like this. And I hate food. And I hate little puppy dogs.

And I have a small little tiny heart. And I'm hungry. I want cookies. And I want snacks. And I want hot cocoa. And I don't like this mountain. And it's so cold. And I've got a big belly.

I'm sexy. I have a sexy body, actually. Look at my body. Look how sexy I am. Yeah! Thank you so much. People say that I look like Jim Carrey sometimes. It's one of my favorite characters and my favorite comedic performances, so I gave it to you.

Thank you so much. You look like a different person. I like that. Dickhead. You look like a rich guy who's like, hey, you just moved the neighborhood? My wife Amy and I. I feel bad. I didn't write us as who's.

We're going to the lake house this weekend. I should have written us as who's more like, oh, no. Where's everybody running from? No, no, no. It's good. Yeah. You also. You look like a who.

That's the point, right? I know. It's just really good on you. You kind of look like a really stuck up person in school who's just like, hey, I'm just letting you know that you can't be late for Mrs. Johnson's class. I'm actually the hall monitor this week and I'm going to write you up if you're not on class on time. The third bell chime is the time. And you're like, you're like, where are you, Chris?

You're like, I am having a jewelry party at my house, the Mary Kay party. Betty! Hi! gay party. Betty! Yay! So anyway, I use this. I combine my favorite people, you guys, and Smosh, with my favorite Christmas movie and kind of favorite movie ever, Ron Howard's The Grinch Who Stole Christmas. It's so good. Incredible. It has me thinking of a, I have a question. Is it ever summer

in Whoville? I don't know. I don't know either. Is it like winter? Wait, she don't know. It's 24-7 Christmas, because remember Night Before Christmas, he goes in there. She hasn't seen Nightmare Before Christmas. That's crazy. But what about Horton Hears a Who? Are those Who-villes?

There's Who's in Who-ville. Oh, yeah. And it's definitely like tropical climate. Do all, what's his name again? The Grinch? No. Who's? Jim Carrey.

The writer of all these things. Dr. Seuss. Are all Dr. Seuss things take place in Who-ville? No. Well, Horton hears a Who is outside of the universe. The whole universe is on the dandelion or whatever. Oh, my God. All of Whoville is on it.

It's like the Men in Black marble situation. That's crazy. Because there's like green eggs and ham. They're not Whos. There's Yertle the turtle. The Lorax is not a Who. Yeah, Redfish. Oh, the places you'll go is just the places you'll go.

And that's just some guy. So Whoville is just in the universe of Seuss. Whoville is on a snowflake. I'm so sorry. No, no, no, no. Not Brennan going up to Selena in a very business fashion going, Whoville's on a snowflake. So there's different species of who's?

Who's all live on different little things? I think hanging out in Whoville with my best friends is my fantasy. What if you wanted to travel? How do you get to another snow place? You don't need to. Are there Who's that live on a little piece of asbestos? That's probably what other planets are saying about Earth. They're like, well, what do they do if they want to leave Earth?

Well... Oh, I wish we would go to Whoville together. You know what this does? Is I can never fully close my mouth. Yours is tight then. Tight. It's pulling my, whatever this muscle is above my lip, it's pulling that.

Remember that part in the movie? He goes, 10 minutes till Christmas. And then I had Selena go, 10 minutes till you're getting mic'd. So there's a little subtle, you know. That's awesome. You look like you're at your favorite pub by the lake house that's like super rich and fancy, and you're six beers deep. So there's like little subtle, you know. That's awesome. You look like you're at your favorite pub by the lake house that's like super rich

and fancy and you're six beers deep when you do that. I'm telling you, Margaret's just not been paying attention. But I can't serve you another after I'm driving.

No, it's a, I can handle it. Wow. He's okay. Such a good freaking story. And also, it's very interesting

that you made me a demon. No, I made myself. It's the opposite. It's my favorite comedic character in all of history

and I gave it to one of my favorites. I liked how big and heavy you made her footsteps. Boom! What was that thing? We did something

in some episode and we were talking about you on the way and we were like, boom! I love it. I think Spencer made that joke and it made me laugh

so hard. I freaking love it. Boom! Well, I think I can say with absolute certainty that everything you guys wrote is better than mine. At the very least, it's more coherent than mine. That's why we saved yours for last.

I love this so much. I wrote this very quickly. I love this so much. I wrote this very quickly. Whoa, big title. I love this so much. Whoa, it's like my grandma's big Bible. I wrote this in Google Docs, so it's not formatted well. Do not read ahead. Okay, I was just looking at the font.

Do not read ahead. I'm excited about this. I just saw something in red. There's font and there's color. Like a TV script from the 50s. Yeah. Okay, it never really leaves you. So I titled this A Very all who's. Okay. It never really leaves you. So I titled this A Very Smosh Christmas.

Okay. I don't know if that's fitting because I titled it before I started writing it. Okay. I love that. Okay. So you guys read yourselves. I will read anything else that comes up. I'll read everything else.

Yeah. I'll read the stage direction and myself. All right. Here we go. A Very Smosh Christmas. It was only a few days before Christmas and the Smosh gang was wrapping up on an episode of Smosh Mouth. Thanks for watching.

Bye. As the episode ends, the gang gives each other hugs and pats on the back like they do after every episode of everything they film at Smosh. Wow, guys. Those were some crazy fan fictions. Why is this got to be in all caps? Yeah. I wish I had brought my glasses so I could read them!

Angela. Wait! I forgot them in my car! Oh, wait! Angela reaches into her pocket and pulls out her glasses. Hee hee! Oopsie! Laughter all around. Just then, the faint, muffled sounds of singing is heard outside.

Wait, is that... Carolers? The gang rushes to the front door and flings it open, revealing the snowy night outside and a group of adorable carolers dressed in festive attire singing Jingle Bells. Jingle bells, jingle bells, jingle all the way. Get the fuck off our property! Angela pepper sprays the carolersers who run away in fear and pain.

Don't you ever come back! Yeah, or else we'll kill you! Phew, that was a close one. Christmas was almost ruined. Just then, bells begin chiming in the air. Whoa. Whoa. This is psycho.

Wait! What? That sound! Shane. It sounds like Shane takes a few steps out into the road looking up at the sky. The bells get louder and louder. This is crazy. Oh my gosh! You guys, I think

it's set! Just then, a Ford Fiesta hits him, launching him into the air where he then explodes into fireworks. Oh my god! He exploded! I always knew explodes into fireworks. Oh my God. He exploded. I always knew he was fireworks. Again with this fucking font. It's getting bigger and bigger.

And it says, but like, but, but wait, who was driving the Ford Fiesta? The Ford Fiesta swerves and crashes into the Smosh mailbox, which looks like a pink donut or some shit. The door opens, revealing a plump old man with a thick white beard and red coat and hat.

Oh my God. Is that? Oh my God. What's his name? He's in that one movie. Oh, shoot. Wait, what's it called? Oh, he's such a great actor.

Oh, um, uh, Chris Klein? No, no. Oh, shoot's it called? Oh, he's such a great actor. Oh, Chris Klein? No, no. Oh, shoot. Who is it? It's Santa Claus. No. Fuck you. Santa stumbles up to the king.

They can now see he's holding a nearly empty bottle of Jack Daniels. Oh, God. Smosh, you need to save Christmas. No way. You killed our friend. What? Oh, my God. Please. You guys can't tell, but it's crazy. You launched him

into the sky and blew him up. Oh, shit. Okay, yeah, I didn't see that. All right, I can fix this. Santa kneels down and begins scooping up snow. What? We just gotta rebuild him and blow that to make him alive. Are you drunk?

No. Guys, I believe him. Let's rebuild our friend. The gang then begins rebuilding Shane with snow. And not only that, they built him to be seven feet tall with angel wings. Once complete, they set up a ladder, which Angela climbed up holding a gentleman's hat and placed it up on top of his head. Immediately sparkles dazzled around and the giant snowy form turned human. It's working!

He turned real! La Navidad Si Salva. Oh, God. Jesus. Whoa! What happened? Oh, my God! I can fly! Shane begins flapping

his new wings, rising up high into the air. I'm flying! I'm fly! Shane begins flapping his new wings, rising up high into the air. I'm flying! I'm flying! Yay! Christmas is saved! Woo! Shane flies up higher and higher, laughing with glee. This is amazing, you

guys! This is the best Christmas gift ever! A Boeing Airbus flies directly into Shane, exploding him into fireworks. Everyone screams. Ah! Ah, well. Shit. Everyone goes

inside except Angela, who stares up at the Christmas night sky. Alright, nightmare. There's no way she can read that. Wait a second. Yeah, you can. I read it. I got it. Merry Christmas to all, and to all a good night. Angela! I was banking on you not being able to read it, and then chances light is Angela.

You forgot your glasses, dumbass. At the end, I realized, I'm like, oh, you can put it in 1% font. I love the different fonts because it makes it so fun. I love your brain. What the fuck is wrong with you? My favorite was Ford Fiesta. Ford Fiesta. Also Santa being wasted. The fact that Santa's

driving a Ford Fiesta on the night before Christmas. Oh my god. I really died. You got to fly, Shane. I got to fly and then I got hit by a Boeing Airbus died. You got to fly, Shane. You went to our mailbox. I got to fly, and then I got hit by a Boeing Airbus. And you got to be seven feet. And he went to our mailbox, and it's a fucking pink donut or whatever.

Some shit. You guys remember the book series Maximum Ride? No. No, not the time. I think this was so good. Not the time. No, not the time. Can I tell you, Amanda?

That one line, I wrote that. That came out of my brain as I was writing it. I was like, oh my God, is that? Oh my God, what's his name? It's literally what I do all the time. I do it all the time. And what sucks is my sister does it, and it drives me nuts when she does it. But I'm always like, what's that name?

We have to cut so much out of Smosh Mouth. I'm always like, wait, wait, wait, what's that guy's name? And if Spencer's here, he's like, yeah, what's that name? We have to cut so much out of Smosh Mouth. I'm always like, wait, wait, wait. What's that guy's name? And if Spencer's here, he's like, yeah, what's his name? It'll be some actor that most people watching will be like, I don't know. You are all, what is his name? I'm like, you know, three men and a little baby. That guy with a big mustache. What's his name?

What's his name? At the end, it's like, oh, Tom Selleck. Tom Selleck. And then people go, don't know who he is? Don't care, lady. Awesome. Tom Selleck. We gotelleck. And then people go, don't know who he is? Okay, awesome. Tom Selleck. We got it. But there's power in a name.

Thank you. You're welcome. I just have to know. Wow, these are all so different. This was really fucking good. Yeah. A very smosh Christmas. A very smosh Christmas.

We hate carolers. It's snowing outside in Southern California. You made it readable for me. It was awesome. I'm glad that you- It started off, I did the all caps Southern California. You made it readable for me. It was awesome. I did the all caps and then that made me laugh really hard and then I was like, let me put it into Comic Sans. And then I just started fucking around

with everything. And these fonts are so comedy fonts. The one where it's a full rainbow is really fun. Powerful. I enjoyed that. Blew him up. Launched. La Nav. I enjoyed that. Blew him up. Launched. So good. Navidad se salva.

What's se salva? The Christmas is saved. Oh. Se salva. Se salva. Se salva. Se salva. At least according to Google Translate.

Oh, okay. This is so freaking good. How long did you guys spend on yours? Oh, I probably wrote mine in an hour. Less than 30 minutes. Oh. I think mine was 15. Like, I don't know, within an hour.

Yeah, a couple hours. A couple hours. Yeah. Whoa. No, but yours, I'm wrote mine in an hour. Less than 30 minutes. Oh, I think mine was 15. Like, I don't know, within an hour. Yeah, a couple hours. Yeah. Whoa. No, but yours, I'm glad we started with yours because it was like. It set the standard. We got the quality out. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And then we got the.

Yeah, that's how writing works. You get the good stuff out and then you get to write a bunch of bullshit. And then you play with fonts. You earn the shit. I love the shit. You play with fonts. You have a good time. You paint.

I also love having like a writing deadline. A writing deadline. If there were inserted images on the screen. I almost took a photo of a line and then had it uploaded onto it. Oh, yeah. I love that. Big fan of that. I hope this got people into the Christmas spirit.

I know it got me into the Christmas spirit. This is like a fun way to celebrate Christmas. It's kind of like, just do a little thing. Even with your friends. Yeah, like. Your family. Writing for each other is so fun. Yeah.

I love it. We don't do it enough. We don't do it enough. It's so funny. I also have a question. Do you think anyone saw us leave in that old tin trash can that was in the Smosh studio in your sketch? Yeah. Productions like.

I saw them. They were just here. I imagine it like Chance opens the top and he's like, and he doesn't even fall in. It's just like, it like eats you. Fun though.

I love that. But then we never show up for set. We should do. I like to think that it's like Narnia rules. So then when we go in, we come out right at the same time. It's been no time has passed. The tin can thing has me wondering, did the kids come out of at the same time. It's been no time has passed. The tin can thing has me wondering,

did the kids come out of Narnia and they were like, yeah, I've had sex and killed people now. Yes, 100%. They have sex in Narnia? I have to go back to being 12. They're full-ass adults and they're kings and queens.

They have sex in Narnia? They live a whole life. No, but they don't have sex in there. Okay, that's what we should write fanfics about. Wait, which movie do they have sex in? About Narnia sex shit. What? Which movie was that one in? Well, in the first movie

they lived. They have sex? They went from little kids. They never say they have sex, but they're full adults at the end. 50 year old people that have lived in Narnia for 50 years. Okay, but they don't have sex in it. Are you saying that they were virgins for 50 years? Some people are, and that's okay. That's Okay, but they don't have sex in it. Are you saying that they were virgins for 50 years? Some people are, and that's okay. That's okay, but

not in Narnia. But they've definitely done adult shit. They at least were smoked a blunt in there. I know Peter ain't no virgin. Look at the way he do out there with that hair. One of them at least had to have gotten laid in Narnia. Do you think that there were blunts in Narnia? Probably. Do you think people are getting laid in Whoville?

Do you think that Sater wasn't rolling something up? No one's getting laid in Whoville. Martha is getting laid in Whoville. That is bullshit. Is The Lion, the Witch, and the Wardrobe a Christmas movie? I think it's a snow movie. It's a snow movie. It's not a Christmas movie.

There's a difference between a winter solstice movie and a Christmas movie. Goodfellas. Goodfellas takes place. There's a day in Christmas. It's not Christmas. Goodfellas is a Christmas movie. So is Die Hard. I think National Treasure is a Christmas at some point.

Iron Man 2 or Iron Man 3. What are movies where there's a Christmas moment? Technically, I would argue It's a Wonderful Life. It's a Wonderful Life takes place over the course of a lot of time. And then it's Christmas at the end. And it's kind of weird that that gets labeled as a Christmas movie when it's like the end is Christmas. I guess it's Christmas night

that it takes place. But like, it follows his whole life. I want to hear your guys' favorite Christmas movies. So put in the comments your guys' favorite.

What is your favorite? What's everyone's favorite Christmas movie? Mine is Ron Howard's Grinchy Stout Christmas. Grinchy Stout Christmas. Home Alone. Home Alone?

Home Alone. That's a good one. It's got to be Home Alone. I know you don't like it, but Polar Express I love the Polar Express I don't like the animation of it It freaks me out I liked the book I was obsessed with the book too

Can I tell you the day I saw Polar Express I don't know why this memory is like seared into my brain The day I saw Polar Express Was the day I got my first Livestrong bracelet. Wow. Wait, I want to change my answer to Jingle All the Way. Jingle All the Way

is such a good Christmas movie. Yeah, 100%. I think Livestrong, I definitely had one of those for sure. What's your favorite Christmas movie? Mine is tricky.

Here's the thing. I was just talking to my friends about this. I have a forced Christmas movie that I was forced to watch at my aunt's house that I hate, but everyone loves, A Christmas Story. Oh, me too. I was forced to watch at my aunt's house that I hate, but everyone loves. A Christmas Story. Oh, me too!

I was forced to watch it. Yes, me too! And I can't stand it. I hate that movie. I hate it so much. And so many people love it, but I was forced to watch it. I don't love that movie. I think it has really funny parts, but I feel like it's a movie that unless you were like the right age when it came out, or like it hits your nostalgia, right?

It's like his tongue gets stuck to the pole. It's like, fine. But I love Home Alone, obviously. That's like a comfort movie. And it used to be Love Actually, but I haven't watched it. Oh, that's a good one. And I love Die Hard. I truly love that as a Christmas movie.

Oh, I forget! No, it's not a Christmas movie. Wait, hold on. This is a fun question. What's your guys' favorite Christmas sketch? Because there's so many. There's Sweaty Balls' Christmas. Wait, hold on. This is a fun question. What's your guys' favorite Christmas sketch? Because there's so many. There's Sweaty Balls' Christmas. Oh, Sweaty Balls. There's when they're all like, my boyfriend is Santa.

Oh, I love that one. There's so many of them. Okay, there's an SNL sketch. Dick in a Box's Christmas. There's so many good Christmas. There's an SNL sketch where they are singers, and you don't know what's going on most of the sketch, and it's revealed at the end of the sketch that these three singers are raccoons

that made a wish to be humans for one night. It's on SNL. I think it's called Three Sisters or something. And most of the sketch, you don't know what's going on unless you've seen it before. You're like, why are these women acting so weird? They're like, mmm, yum, yum, trash. If we lose this bet, we'll eat trash.

We get to eat trash. And the guy's like, you get to eat trash? You have no idea what's going on. You have to watch it. Oh, my God. That type of shit is the best. It is so bizarre. My favorite.

I watch this every fucking Christmas. Me and my brother watch it every year. And it's this old sketch with Will Ferrell and he's on a turn style thing. Have you seen this? There's a choir behind him and he's like a Christmas telethon guy and he's turning.

He's stuck on one of those things and it keeps turning. And he's going, Merry Christmas. And he goes, I'm gonna barf. This thing's going too fast. And they have like a whole vomit thing. Oh shit. My God. And then he goes, I'm going to barf. This thing's going too fast. And they have like a whole vomit thing. Oh, shit. My God. Wait, I need to see this ASAP.

And it makes me and my brother laugh so hard. I watch it every Christmas. And I have to think back on my favorite Christmas sketches. I need to see that. Because there are so many good ones. Sweaty Balls is the best. It's so good. That's such an amazing movie.

I love Dick in a Box. Oh, my God. When Alec Baldwin does Glen Ross, but as the elf. Oh, yeah. Brass balls. It's going to take brass balls. And he's like, he does the full scene. And I can't talk about this episode of Codename Kids Next Door enough where it's a parody of X-Men combined with Christmas.

Yeah. Everyone's talking about Red One like crazy. Because it looks psycho crazy. What is the plot of it? It doesn't look good. It looks awful. It's supposed to be insane, right? The plot is supposed to be like, I don't know.

I'll end this on a pretty controversial take that I have. Great. So there's been some good animated Christmas movies in the past. And when did, maybe I'm wrong. Okay, so when did Jim Carrey's Grinch come out? 2005 around that time 2000

okay okay so my point stands I think Elf was the last like legendary Christmas movie live action Christmas movie that came out there's been some

good animated ones but they're not like I'm talking ones that are like impactful that become part of Christmas well you don't get them every year and it's tough because it's

just like it's movies aren't the same as they used to be but I feel like Elf was the last one that's like that one awesome and it's fully a Christmas movie I can't even think of I mean look maybe I'm wrong and if I'm wrong put them down in the comments because I want to watch them you know people say it's a Christmas movie

Carol the lesbian drama with do you know what's so weird? Is I talked to my friend about that movie this morning, and I haven't mentioned that movie since I saw it years ago. This morning? Our call time was 8 a.m. Yeah, I sent her... You have a phone call?

No, I sent her a Marco... She went and had brunch at 6. No, no, no, no, no. There's this thing called Marco Polo where you can send people on the East Coast a thing, and then they can watch it anytime they want. It's like a Marco Polo. I've been using it forever.

Oh, my God. I used that in high school. But I think you're right. I don't think classic movies are made a lot. But I was literally talking about Carol this morning. That's so weird. That's a Christmas movie, too. I'm trying to think.

That's like a classic. This is the one with... Not a rewatch. This is... I really enjoyed the one that came out last year That was like the Die Hard meets Oh Die Hard meets Home Alone Chris Santa

Oh I know what you're talking about Yeah Yeah you're talking about the The guy from Stranger Things Yes And he was Santa and he beats up a bunch of people And I really Oh Bad Santa

Not Bad Santa Violent Nine Was it good? I really enjoyed it. It's really good, but it's not of the caliber. I'm talking like a Christmas movie that's like a feel-good family Christmas movie. Elf was... Elf is the last one.

These action heroes either go John Wick route or freaking crazy Christmas route. Red One is supposed to be insane. It's like a rescue mission or something. Doesn't look good. That doesn't... I know. You need like a... We need like a classic... I'm. It doesn't look good. That doesn't count. I know. You need like a classic. I'm talking classic, like feel good.

Like, oh, this big thing. Remember Jack Frost? Yeah, we were just talking about that. That movie is insane. We went on. He's like, Jack Frost. Yes, there's a video where we went off on this movie. Wonderful, cut it.

But we went off about that movie for like- For so long. It's so, I thought it was so good growing up, but I watched it back, I was like, what the hell? You know the snowman was supposed to be George Clooney originally? We found that out. Whoa. Yeah, they tried to make this snowman like Hot Rocker

with like a freaking- Yeah, goatee. And then the snowman melts away and the sun learns about grief. Yeah, it was so effing sad. Anyways, Jack Frost, check it out this year. All right, well, let us know in the comments if you think a movie after 2003, 2004 has been a legendary family Christmas movie. I feel like there has been. Let us know what you think of our stories.

What should the title of Angela's story be? That's fun. That's a good prompt. Tin Can Christmas. Tin Can Christmas. Or guess who's coming? Let us know in the comments. That's awesome.

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