Smosh Mouth - #76 - Our 2025 Predictions

Episode Date: January 13, 2025

Amanda and Shayne are joined by Spencer to review 2024 and speculate on what 2025 has in store! Go to https://www.Zocdoc.com/SMOSHMOUTH to find and instantly book a top-rated doctor today. There’s nothing dry about Athletic Brewing Co. non-alcoholic brews. Give it a try and head to Athleticbrewing.com/SMOSHMOUTH to find it near you! Cancel your unwanted subscriptions and reach your financial goals faster with Rocket Money. Go to rocketmoney.com/SMOSHMOUTH today. Get Huel today with this exclusive offer of 15% OFF plus a Free Gift on your first order at huel.com/smoshmouth! 0:00 Intro 4:56 2024 Predictions recap 16:15 Our 2025 predictions! SUBSCRIBE: https://smo.sh/Sub2SmoshCast WEAR OUR JOKES: https://smosh.com WHO YOU HEAR Shayne Topp // https://www.instagram.com/shaynetopp/ Amanda Lehan-Canto // https://www.instagram.com/filmingamanda/ Spencer Agnew // https://www.instagram.com/spennser/ WHO YOU DON’T HEAR (usually) Director: Selina Garcia Editor: Andre Gardere Producer: Amanda Lehan-Canto, Shayne Topp, Selina Garcia Production Designer: Cassie Vance Art Director: Erin Kuschner Assistant Art Director: Josie Bellerby Art Coordinator: Alex Aguilar Prop Assistant: Courtney Chapman Prop Assistant: Jacqui Culler Audio Mixer: Jose Perez Director of Photography: James Hull Assistant Director: Alexcina Figueroa Executive Vice President of Production: Amanda Barnes Production Manager: Alexcina Figueroa Production Coordinator: Zianne Hoover Operations & Production Coordinator: Oliver Wehlander Production Assistant: Quincy Bell Production Intern: Caroline Smith Post Production Manager: Luke Baker DIT/Lead AE: Matt Duran IT: Tim Baker Director of Design: Brittany Hobbs Graphic Designers: Ness Cardano, Monica Ravitch Senior Manager, Channel & Strategy: Lizzy Jones Channel Operations Coordinator: Audrey Carganilla Director of Social Media: Erica Noboa Social Creative Producer: Peter Ditzler, Tommy Bowe Merchandising Manager: Mallory Myers Social Media Coordinator: Kim Wilborn Social Media Intern: Mailyn Stiffler Talent Coordinator: Selina Garcia People Operations Specialist: Katie Fink Front Office Assistant: Sara Faltersack CEO: Alessandra Catanese EVP of Programming: Kiana Parker Coordinator Producer of Programming: Marcus Munguia Executive Coordinator: Rachel Collis OTHER SMOSHES: Smosh: https://smo.sh/Sub2Smosh Smosh Pit: https://smo.sh/Sub2SmoshPit Smosh Games: https://smo.sh/Sub2SmoshGames El Smosh (Spanish Dub): https://smo.sh/Sub2ElSmosh FOLLOW US: TikTok: https://smo.sh/TikTok Instagram: https://instagram.com/smosh Facebook: https://facebook.com/smosh Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Yeah. Spencer. Sorry, I didn't realize it was drinks away. It's always drinks away. You made that rule like we said. Swing away. Guys, can I make a confession? I've never had sex.

Don't. Don't. Don't. We are not doing this. Just taking a swig and be like, guys, gonna be honest? Spencer, we are not doing this. Never fucked before. Guys, 2025, the year I fuck. We are not.

I'm not engaging. The year Spencer fucked. I don't even remember what I was gonna say. Oh, I've never seen all of Signs. That's all I was going to say. You've never seen the movie all of Signs? You've never seen? You've never seen all of your twist?

Dude, you've never read all of The Other Reindeer? How could you stop anywhere in Signs? It's thrilling. I didn't stop. I just watched part of it on TV. It insists upon itself. That's crazy. It's't stop. I just watched part of it on TV. It insists upon itself. That's crazy. It's so good.

I can't even get through it. I get to the part where they're all sitting around in the easy chairs. How could you even say that if you haven't even given it a chance? I was saying it a couple episodes ago about how much we rehearsed for that.

How like I listened to it on repeat. It's a Family Guy clip. God. It's the Godfather clip. You've been talking about it on repeat. It's a Family Guy clip. God. It's the Godfather clip. You've been talking about this. Yeah. That's what I just said. When you're not here,

that's all Shane talks about is you. That makes sense. Yeah, dude. Yeah. Sorry. Sorry. It makes me feel alone. You and your toucan cardigan.

Isn't this sick? Two cardigan. You'd think sick? Toucan cardigan. You'd think that this would be for summer or like a tropical vacation. No. Toucans are for winter. No, dead of winter, dumbass. Toucan, the Fruit Loop. The Fruit Loop cereal mascot, which was one of your predictions last year.

What? Stop. Okay, we're going gonna get into our we're gonna recap we're gonna recap our 2024 predictions in a second yeah and then we're gonna get into our 2025 predictions okay before we do that though we have something very exciting to show you guys oh my god yeah i was like what you completely forgot guys, this is so exciting. We have a new set that we are going to unveil. And Art has been working their asses off, and they made it look so

good. And we're now about to do a seamless transition. Seamless. Into the set. Here we go. Bring her in! Alright. 40 minutes later. And now we will begin the transition. I didn't realize I was going to be part of this yeah man you're going to be here for this

so he kind of forgot too I don't know how you guys forgot it's right behind you well no I just didn't know that here it is in all it's glory guys Smosh Mouth has made a name for itself and a home for itself and now we have a legit background

yeah look at that if you're listening then you're just listening to a bunch of weird sounds and stuff And now we have a legit background. Yeah, look at that. It's so cute. If you're listening, then you're just listening to a bunch of weird sounds and stuff. Guys, there's all this amazing paraphernalia behind me right now. Just a big bong. We have a bunch of frames. So our idea was to have a really nice curtain with a really nice color to it. And a bunch of frames with different things we've discussed or events from this show

that we will cycle through as the show goes on. Amanda, on your side, we have a Harambe photo. We have Hank Green gave me a $2 bill. So we framed it. We have Mexican Salsa. Yes! We have

Chronically Offline right there. Look at her! Critical Error! Fresh new Smosh mouth set pretty cool and it's a chalkboard so we can write stuff on it whenever we want draw it disco ball plants behind me we have the FNAF

like crime board we have me as Jack Sparrow we have my tombstone in a pool, which is really dark. When Shane died. And we have some cereal, which you can have as an adult. That's crazy. Is that Cocoa Puffs?

Yeah. Shane, are you Reese's Puffs? Reese's Puffs. Reese's Puffs. What were you going to say? I was going to ask if you're cuckoo for Cocoa Puffs. I mean, I am. Can we give a round of applause to Art?

You guys are unbelievable. Shout out to Art. Look at us. Look at this. And look at you. You have the Smosh Pals sign. And it's still the classic. Oh, yeah.

Yeah, I already had them. Yeah. Sorry, I've got a life. I'm still in my limited mobility mode. I don't know when that Reddit episode's coming up. They gave me a whole, like, spitting chair. That's right. We have a weird writer's story where it's it's probably it'll probably be on a set i

think uh petition to get me an eames chair for reddit stories like i loved those chairs yeah they were nice okay so 2024 is over uh we are into 2025 but we made a bunch of predictions at the beginning of 2024 and a lot of them came true so I have them right here which is crazy so cool we have my predictions do you want me to hold it? oh yeah if you could hold it there

so okay I will shake my multiplier's hand crazy it happened it happened a few months ago. I was hanging out with some people, and I was leaving, and he was walking in, and I shook his hand really quick. He was like, hello, everybody. He was like, hello, everyone.

I'm Markiplier. He was a cool guy. Really quick. And then I kissed him. Aw. How was that? That's so sweet. You left that out of the story before.

Smosh was on Good Morning America. So cool. Thank you. What was his name Daniel Sharkey Daniel Sharkey got struck by lightning Ended up on Good Morning America And he wrote Smosh Mouth On one of the like medical

Pieces on his body So technically Smosh Mouth was on Good Morning America Which is wild A famous serial will change their mascot As far as I'm aware nobody changed their mascot That's why I brought up the toucan. Because that's Froot Loops. I failed at that. You failed. Bigfoot is proven to be real, but went

extinct decades ago. I thought it was going to be a big Bigfoot year. It was a big alien year. Yeah. Aliens were effectively proven, or UFOs were proven to be real. Correct. So much stuff, nobody gives a shit anymore. Those UFOs got eyed yeah unidentified flying objects get identified

they're still unidentified because we don't know what they are UFOs they're the homes of aliens in their cars it's so funny because had it happened 10 years ago it would have been huge but nowadays nobody gives a crap it's because everyone knows aliens

been making contact for years. Yeah. Sure. Anyways. Hey, remember when all y'all died to Aliens? Died? Smosh vs. Aliens? Yes, I remember that. I think we can rebuild them all. You think? I don't know. Are you teasing something? I might be.

Oh my god. No, I don't know. Our last dread was, that was my favorite. Dude. We can't. I cannot. That's know. Our Last Dread was, that was my favorite. Dude. We can't, that's out. It's out. It's Christmas. Oh yeah, right. It's Christmas.

What day is it? It's so good. It was so much fun. What if it comes out like really bad? Oh, what if it sucks? Yeah, what if it sucks? What if by the time this airs,

everybody hates it? Yeah, what if Santa gets canceled in between now and then? He won't. He's never gotten canceled. Oh, Santa gets canceled. That's my prediction for 2025. Yeah.

Timothy Chalamet breakdances. Big Timothy Chalamet meme year, but he didn't breakdance. Timothy Chalamet lookalike, and he showed up to the lookalike contest. I should have predicted a Timothy Chalamet

lookalike contest. Someone got arrested. Mario and Luigi kiss officially did not happen, which is probably a good thing. Bummer. Amanda books a role as a mom. I'm sure it happened.

We checked it off, so it must have happened at some point. I did not do the splits. That did not happen. I didn't get... It wasn't on time. I got married. Didn't have time to stretch. You kind of split your time in between. Whoa! And then we have an episode that hits a million in a week.

We had that definitely happen. In fact, I want to say something. What? Smosh Mouth, I think, had the highest viewed episode of anything across Smosh last year. Are you feeling bashful saying that in front of the games, guys? I'm sorry. Look, we had hits across the board. But the episode where Courtney and I talk about getting married.

What's that up to? It's at 3.6 million. Look, there's a lot of huge hits everywhere, but as far as 2024 goes, I believe it is the most viewed video in 2024. Oh my God. I hope to be wrong.

I am. I'm taking it. I hope to be wrong. Look, it's kind of an easy dunk in there because it was like, we unveiled this crazy thing. Yeah. They wouldn't let us do it on the games channel. Yeah, we were going to do it on games. There was going to be a gentleman's

reveal that you were secretly married. There was going to be darts. Okay, moving on to... Go to mine. Let's see what happens there. I'm done holding that shit. Are you done? I'll do it. Hold it for me. Hold it for me. Hold it for me.

What if I do it like this? Then I can't see your face. Shane will do a split. That's a no. No, it didn't happen. Nobody expected it to happen. I expected it to happen. Angela will book something. She did. Her short film went to Sundance.

And I consider that booking big. That Home Depot commercial. Which I still haven't seen. It's so good. Is it really good? She also had another. Yeah, that commercial was huge. She also did another Star Kids show.

Oh, yeah. I went to that and it was incredible. Yeah. So, yeah, that worked. Will Smith will come out saying the slap was fake. Did not. Didn't happen. Didn't happen didn't happen okay

it's real UFOs and Will Smith slap are real crazy there will be a Smosh baby this happened okay it happened with the chosen baby

but it also happened again Alex and Art Amanda no Alex and Art is having a baby with his partner.

Woo! Yippee! Freaking awesome. So while he was helping with this, he was also making a baby. He was putting that backdrop up like a father. Oh, 100%. Like he was very careful. He was putting it up.

We're basically in his baby room. Okay. So that's awesome. Sarah Christ will fall in love with a good guy and hate it, but then love it. There was a Smosh Pit theater

where that kind of came true. What was his vibe? Redacted. It was redacted. Oh, okay. That makes sense. Anthony will shave his head. Did not happen.

But gosh. Dude, there could be a buzzer beater. It's true. It's true. As of recording this, it is not officially done. It's still December.

It's mid-December. Could happen. I don't think so. Put me in a room. He's doing a little braid right now. Put me in a room with Anthony for 10 minutes. I can convince him to buzz his head. Really?

Yeah. Should I keep this open? Keep it open. Okay. It's probably not going to happen, though. Shane doesn't like that. You know what? I have something for the 2025 prediction.

Okay. Nope. But he did get a lot of tattoos. I should have put that. His tattoos grew. That's a given. I should have put that. Okay, Smosh Mouth will gain over a million subs.

Did not happen. No, but it will. We gained a lot of subscribers, though. Love that. This is pathetic. Shut up. though. Love that. This is pathetic. Shut up. I will meet Keith Morrison.

No. But I've met him so many times through the podcast and I feel like I know him. And he is an incredible man. Doesn't count. Okay. Mark that bullshit off. Mark a plier.

Mark a plier. I really thought this was going to happen. JFK, Marilyn Monroe, truth exposed. What truth? Are you joking? They're fucking... We knew. Dude, that's how she was murdered. Anyways, there's files that are sealed that are going to be released

at a certain year, and I thought it was gonna be this year, but I guess it's not. The US government's like Disney. They can keep extending that indefinitely. In the US vault. Yeah. They've re-vaulted the sex tape. Now on DVD. Coming soon to Disney DVD. So that's it. I only got

three. That's actually pretty good. Let's be honest. And you got how many? I got, um, I only got, I got four. Whoa. I got four. Shane wins that round. I won. Now, I mean, you can predict easy things it's not about it's not about who wins it's about

how many things come true now it is time to that was that your Rose impression of her throwing the thing in the ocean no no that Rose impression is this and then she falls and then she completely dives in so she could have just and then they come and they go what are you doing

and that's how you get rid of seasickness oh no, no, wait, that's not true. She doesn't fall in. She goes into her bed and she dies. You think Rose falls into the fucking water in Titanic? She dives and sinks really fast. She dies. Just going down. She dies in her warm bed as an old woman. That's what he said. I think my next character, like, that I do for any video,

it should be Bill Paxton from Titanic. Oh, such a good character. I love him. With his little earring. His little earring his little earring and that deleted ending where they all start laughing is awesome what deleted ending?

have you never seen the deleted ending of Titanic? are you joking? no it is psychotic Titanic is one of my favorite movies

she drops it in and then he's like what are you doing? and then she starts laughing and he starts laughing and then the whole crew just starts laughing

and they're all just like as like a joke? No, they just they kind of realize like what's important is each other. That's the spirit of Thanksgiving. Despite the fact they spent probably billions of dollars on that expedition. James Cameron like personally. I mean, Titanic is the best movie of all time. Sorry, last anecdote.

Did you hear the story about how they all got poisoned on set? I thought you were going to talk about how he found out about 9-11. Well, it's, it's, there's, there's so many like Bill Paxton, James Cameron stories. What? So someone laced all the food with, um, I think PCP. And so there was like PCP poisoning, like throughout the whole set. They were just strong as hell. And so everyone was just like, oh, sorry.

Like everyone was like, I don't know. Someone lacedaced a stew with PCP or LSD or something like that. They were going sea crazy. It was probably George Lucas. He was like, well, my Star Wars prequels are coming out

and I can't have you succeeding. I can't have Titanic going up. He sent a guy on a little tugboat and he laced the stew. There's only one stew for the whole crew. I have never heard that story. Me neither. Selena, can I get a fact check on it?

I think it might have been PCP. PCP is such an insane drug. Through Variety, Titanic crew recalled the night the set got drugged with PCP from spiked chowder. Grips are doing wheelies in wheelchairs. Spiked chowder? So Variety says it's true that there was PCP laced in their chowder. And that's a stew. Of course, it's a New England stew.

Everybody knows this. I thought it's a New England stew. Is PCP not typically in clam chowder? Usually PCP is served on the side. Got it. It's in the crackers usually okay got it um different things i know pcp is not crack i don't know what you're talking about pcp is acid isn't it i don't know uh i only know pcp from the way to i only know pcp i only know

pcp makes you just stupid strong like it just kind of like whatever whatever. It spikes your adrenaline, I think. Are you Googling PCP right now? Yep. All right. That's awesome. PCP. Our chronically offline queen is learning about PCP right now. PCP. Oh, it's angel dust.

So it was like a 70s drug. Think of training day. Angel dust. It's a white powder. It is not acid. No, it's not acid. But it's angel dust or you can call it rocket fuel or hog or ozone.

Hog? Bro. Or wax or crystal. Or embalming fluid. Alright. The next time you're Sarah Christ, you're gonna be throwing those words out. Got any hog in here?

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Now, let's move on to our 2025 predictions. Did you have any? Year of the Hog. Oh, my God. The Year of the Hog. I think it's the Year of the Snake, actually. Wait, no. I thought it was the Year of the Dragon. Is it the Year of the Dragon?

Come on. Same thing. Should I do that? I saw a lot of Snoopy merch recently. It was all like Year of the Snake. I think it's Year of the Snake. Snake. Oh!

Nope. 2024 Chinese Zodiac says it's the Year of the Dragon. Well, next year. 2025. Shut up, you guys. You guys suck. Sit down. We have a new set.

Can you be present? Snake. Can you be here with us? It's snake. You would have known that if your mind wasn't boggled with hog right now. That embalming fluid is just coursing through my veins. Okay. Okay.

There should be an episode where y'all just do a drug and just sit here together. Fuck. I would... We both do acid and we're both just here just like... I actually think that would be really bad. I would be in that corner. I'd be horrendous. Because with acid, you need windows and light and daytime.

We'll have Art put in some windows. Fake windows. That's even scarier. Yeah. I think I would think I'm in hell. I would be in hell. That would not be a good episode. For like a full hour. It would be in hell for like a full hour.

It would be a really bad episode. Okay, so first up, this is a really fun game I want to play, and I think we all should throw out animals. And I want to get the whole office involved in this. Oh, I love this. So, last year, 2024, there were two big meme animals. There was

Mudang, and there was Pesto the penguin, right? Do you know who those are? Mudang, the baby hippo. Pesto, the emperor penguin baby. So penguin and hippo were the two meme animals of that year. Other years have different types of meme animals. 2016, gorilla. Now, what do we think is going to be the animal of 2025

that becomes the biggest meme? I have two. I mean, I was seeing, like, it was definitely, like, the year of the hyrax last year. What? 2024. What Dr. Seuss place are we in? They're those little, they're, like, the, they kind of look like capybaras. They've got the fangs. Oh, yeah,

yeah, yeah. And they make the goofy-ass sound. Oh, yeah, the woo-woo-woo. Yeah, yeah, but, like, I think we're waiting on, like... I actually nailed that. That was awesome. I nailed that. You sounded like Chippendale. I think we're waiting on, yeah, yeah. And they make a goofy ass sound. Oh, yeah, the... Yeah, yeah. But I think we're waiting on... I actually nailed that. That was awesome. I nailed that. You sounded like Chippendale. I think we're waiting on the emerging star to put them on the map, like blank the Hyrax.

Like Hank the Hyrax. Oh, okay. You think a Hyrax is gonna be... I think we could have an elephant upset. Interesting. I was debating on elephant. I was like, could an elephant upset. Interesting. I was debating on elephant. I was like, could an elephant make it in? I have two.

My first is, I think, a cow. Now, this could be like cow runs through a town, becomes the meme. Because remember that year where a bear walked into City Hall in California? I think I remember that. Something like that could happen. I also put whale. A whale. A whale is legit.

Like a baby whale. Baby whale. So far we're all in on mammals. Oh yeah, I think it's a mammal. I was like, could it be a bird of some sort? I don't know. I was thinking a bird, but I feel like birds were definitely memed.

Remember when Planet Earth came out? I know I'm talking about Planet Earth again. When the birds were doing their crazy, attracting their mate, and they were stunning. I feel like they're always kind of... Oh, yeah. Every animal's always kind of in the zeitgeist, but what's going to be the one that gets the spotlight? So you think it's... I'm going to say cow and whale.

Cow and whale. We can all put out two. We can all put out two. I'm going gonna say elephant and Hyrax but like I think Hyrax I think Hyrax I still think there's room for growth

And wait fun fact Hyrax's closest living relative is the elephant I swear to god What? You can fact check me on that I don't see how. Can anyone fact check? Can anyone help? Literally, keep checking

my fucking facts. They are fucking true. They look like groundhogs. They look like capybaras. They look like rodents. Their closest living relative is the elephant. Elephants and manatees. I rest my case. That's outrageous. Okay, here are mine. That's crazy. Hey, nobody cares. No.

Everyone cares because I'm going to insert myself right here. Mine are a baby giraffe. Giraffe. I feel like they keep kind of teasing like, oh, a giraffe was born without spots. Oh my god. They keep kind of teasing it, but like it's the year of the giraffe. Or a sloth. A sloth

is a good pick. Sloth. Have you ever seen that video where they pick the sloth up the road and it goes like Oh yeah, they love doing that. Have you seen a sloth. A sloth is a good pick. Sloth. Have you ever seen that video where they pick the sloth up the road and it goes like... Oh, yeah. They love doing that. Have you seen a sloth in person? I think at a zoo, but I've never felt one. I imagine they're like Brillo pads. I've never felt one either, but I saw one in the wild.

In Costa Rica? In the wild. You remember my story. Oh, I didn't know that story. I just feel like they're in Costa Rica. They're in Costa Rica in Manuel Antonio, which is like a huge part of Costa Rica that's all preserved. I thought you were just saying two of your friends there. I thought that was the sloth's name.

I was with Emmanuel and Antonio. Emmanuel and Antonio. They were excellent guys. We got lit. No, I saw it and I was stunned. I was on hog. I was stunned when I saw this slot. It looked so wild.

Like it looked like it had like Zorro mask on and it was so cool looking. I love their claws. Those are scary. I can't imagine, you know, it's such a foreign concept to me because in the U.S. we just don't have animals like that. You know, like we have I think all the animals, I don't know, it's almost weird to say, they're all kind of of the same copy paste in a way.

We have squirrels, raccoons, bears. They're all these four-legged, we don't have things that, I don't know, anything remotely like a monkey. There are cathedrals everywhere for those with eyes to see, my friend. Oh my God. Dude, I love animals in the U.S.

You go into South Florida, dude. It is a different. Oh, that's true. Florida's a different planet. Florida's different. Florida's a different planet. Okay. I'm also talking about the Southwest United States, like where we live.

Yeah, like bearded dragons. We got all kinds of snakes and shit. We got skinks. Skinks? But I just mean like. Skinks. The hell is that? Skinks. Something with so much personality likeinks. The hell's that? Skinks.

Something with so much personality like that. Like, I don't know. Groundhogs, bro? Groundhogs are pretty cool. So anyways, yeah. I love animals in the Southwest United States. But okay. Giraffe. Don't get me wrong. I love Southwestern. I love the animals in the Southwest United States.

I'm getting owned. You really are. I'm just saying, you can't say the United States is lacking and then just like leave out Florida. I didn't say lacking. I didn't say lacking. You said it's you implied lacking. I said there's types of animals in other parts of the world. What are we missing? Armadillo is in Texas. Like human-like.

There's like apes. Like great apes. Human-like qualities. Yeah, to be any place where there's a monkey or a gorilla. Like a platypus. platypus we have those yeah we have those wait do we do we I don't think we do that's the thing okay what about beavers dude beavers are here yeah that's

what I'm saying beavers are sick they're awesome they're super sick otters are sick I'm talking about like animals that have a little bit more of a human like quality to them like because a sloth is kind of like a kind of like a guy who's just climbing around. That's fair. That's what I was trying to say. I wasn't trying to say that ours are unimpressive.

Like things that almost give the impression of being bipedal. Yes. Even if they're not. Yes. That's definitely what I mean. Something like a pass for bipedal in a pinch. Yep. Bipedal in a pinch. Bears sometimes. They're the closest we have. Bears are low-key guys. They are kind of guys.

You ever seen them open a car door? Yeah, just give in guy. I remember one trying to do that. Okay. So, yeah, when I was gaming with my brother, one tried to open my brother's truck. Oh, yeah, you told me that. Crazy.

So we have giraffe, sloth. Yep. We have hyrax and elephant. And then we have Cow and Whale. Covering a lot of ground there. Covering a lot of ground. We should ask the whole office. Everyone should submit, too, and whoever's right.

I was just trying to think of what can easily be filmed that we can keep track of also. I mean, yeah. Or it's like, what can an incident happen where it becomes famous? Because there was the year where there was the IKEA monkey. You know, like, stuff like that could happen. So, anyways. Moving on to our predictions. Oh my God, yeah. All right.

Do you want to go first? I'll do a couple, then you do a couple. Or is that weird? Should I do all of mine? And instead of like last year we had my list and your list, I think we're just going to do one list. Our list. Our home. Okay.

We will do drugs. Our list. Our home. Okay. We will do drugs. Hog. Hog in it. We will have another live Smosh Mouth show. Okay. I predict that. See, that's why I didn't want to do it first,

because I knew you were going to have that reaction. That's why I second-guessed. That's very much in our power. And it was true. It was just kind of a boring one. Shut up. Chapel Roan will take a break from music. That's a good one. Yeah.

That's a really good one. Because I think this next year, she's either going to drop another album, or she will be like, I'm leaving for a while. Correct. Okay. We will get someone super famous for Bit city whoa that's my prediction whoa like super famous like out of pocket like okay like the rock maybe like someone who's not a youtuber who's just i like that whoa i like that why is the rock on bit city it'd be really fun to have them it'd

really be funny to have like an a-list celebrity celebrity on it and have them be there for a moment and we don't acknowledge it. And that's just that. Exactly. I would love that. Yeah. Okay, cool. Wouldn't that be cool?

I was thinking on Smosh Mouth. Well, that would be cool. But I feel like there's more of a need for them there. I'm like, the rock on Smosh Mouth would actually be sick. Look, man. Shane and him could talk about, I don't know, working out. Awesome. Why do you think it can happen there? It can't happen here. Okay.

So a big celebrity on either Bit City or Smosh Mouth. Thank you. Or Smosh Games. Damien will dye his hair white again. That's so good. If it's a possibility, he's going back. It depends on what he books. That's so true. That's so true. If it's a possibility, he's going back. It depends on what he books. That's so true. That's true.

That's so true. But I feel like white, it's coming back. You think it's going to come back? It's going to come back. Okay. I'm going to do a few, and then you do a few. Yeah, you let me know. I'm here too.

Wait, let me do one more. A show will come out on a network where celebrities dance with goats. That is so awesome. And you didn't have goats on your thing? I didn't have goats on my thing. It'll be like either a reality show, not a reality show, but like one of those like, oh my god, like there's judges or whatever and it's celebrities doing

dance routines with goats. I fully believe that could happen. That does not feel as far-fetched as I want it to be. I know. I know. It sadly seems like if I saw it, I would not. If I saw a trailer for that, I wouldn't be going, oh, my God, what is this?

I'd be like, wow, okay, so they're doing that. Have y'all seen the footage from that show where it's kind of just listing stuff? Yeah. It's called The Bottom or something. And I saw everyone like, oh, yeah, we've reached blah, blah, blah. But look, I would watch this. Yeah. It's called like The Bottom or something. And I saw everyone like, oh, yeah, we've reached blah, blah, blah. But look, I would watch this. Yeah. They just show an image and you have to say what it is.

And I would watch Celebrities Dancing with Goats probably a couple times and then stop and then go back. Go back. That's a sheep. I'm sorry. That's rough. Okay, I'll take a break for now. Spencer, you want to throw out one or two? Okay, I have one. It's now. I'm sorry. Spencer, you want to throw out one or two? Okay, I have one. Okay.

It's kind of far out there. I think Wicked will flop. What? It's already been out, man. And it did really well. That's literally... Do you mean part two? Part two.

You think part two will flop. Did you not know Wicked was out in theaters? I've already seen it. It's okay. Just stay here. I mean, I was doing a bit, because that was the whole Bit City thing. The whole episode was called Wicked Will Flop.

And then it did better than any movie's ever done. That was just kind of my joke. I knew the movie came out. So your prediction was a joke? My prediction was a joke. We don't joke when it comes to predictions. Bit City is where we do bits. We don't do bits.

That's why it's like, the celebrity can either be on Bit City or Smosh Mouth. You see where I'm coming from now? Chain will go and then I'll fill in the holes. Okay, okay, okay. Sounds good. Okay. So, my predictions are a little different this year

because I noticed a trend this past year. The predictions that came true were the ones where fans could kind of like make them happen for us. So you're cheating a little. He's manifesting. I'm going to manipulate our audience. I know I'm throwing out wishes

and our fans will make those wishes come true. Our fans are not a well, okay? Good morning, America. Like if, look, if someone got struck by lightning and their first thought was, I can make Smosh Mouth's predictions come true, then I'm following this. What other tragic

incidents will befall fans? I know. Just in the middle of being bitten by a shark. Shane wanted this. They're like, a record number of people struck by lightning this year. Okay, someone will attend a wedding dressed as the Chosen.

I'm sure it's happened. Well, if it's happened, someone needs to provide evidence of it. I want to see a photo of someone dressed as the Chosen at a wedding. They don't need to be in the wedding. They just need to be at a wedding as the Chosen. You are starting

a firestorm. You're manifesting evil things. You are crazy. And they have to object. They have to be like, I object. I object.

You are crazy right now. In no way have you proven your worth to each other. You've just, oh my God. This is gonna happen. What if Shane shows up to someone's wedding

as the chosen? We should charge to do that. That should be our gig. We're a service. Yeah, we'll do it. It reminds me of on... It's like princess parties.

It reminds me of on Red Stories, Chance said that when he gets married someday, he wants to pay, or not pay people, but just like have a bunch of planned objections in the audience.

He wants to stage a bunch of objections. Whenever it happens, if he wants that, it's gonna be insane. Staged objections would be awesome. You know, you don't, if he wants that, I would love, no, staged objections would be awesome. You know, you don't actually have to ask that anymore. It wasn't asked at my wedding.

Right. Oh, because they knew. I know, it's an old school thing, but for fun, you could ask it and have people argue. I hate when they have it in rom-coms, and it's always like the girl who's like, no. I've never, of anyone I know personally, I've never heard about it happening. I would leave the wedding so fast. Oh, if an objection happened, I'd be stoked. I would no longer want to leave.

No, I'd be like, hell yeah. I hate drama like that. I hate like IRL. I agree. If I know the people at all, yes, I hate it. Then what are you doing at the wedding, bro? Do you not end up at weddings of people you don't really know that well? That's fair. That's like what happens. That's what happens. It's crazy. If I am... Then what are you doing at the wedding, bro? Do you not end up at weddings with people you don't really know that well? That's fair.

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treat, cure, or prevent any disease. If I'm not, if I don't know him that well, I'm in, man. Wow. Fuck it, I'm objecting. You're sick. I'm gonna object too. I'm gonna go, I agree.

You're so sick. Just kidding. I'm just kidding. I'm actually just kidding. You're not kidding. Me whenever someone says, I'm just kidding. Don't gaslight me right now. You're not kidding. I'm actually just kidding. You're not kidding. Me whenever someone says, I'm just kidding. Don't gaslight me right now. You're not kidding.

Whenever I hurt someone's feelings. I'm just kidding. I'm just kidding. Okay. Other one I'll throw out. You're so sensitive. Other one I'll throw out. That's me as the chosen when they start crying at the altar.

Stop crying. Believe in yourself um you'll like this one spencer we will be acknowledged in some way by the professional darts community whoa come on come on wait that could happen wait shane what if they asked me and you as the announcers to go to a darts competition that'd'd be sick as hell. I would literally love that. Those guys are awesome. I would love that. No, they're amazing. We could order pizza. Or Fred Darts gets

invited to a competition or something. You're in the crowd dressed as Fred Darts just watching. There's low-key a part of me, and it's going to be so self-centered, that I'm kind of surprised Fred Durst has not acknowledged Fred Darts. Okay. What if'm surprised Fred Durst has not acknowledged Fred Darts. Okay.

What if we got Fred Durst on a Darts video? That feels like attainable. Like he's kind of doing the circuit. I don't know if I could handle that. We need to get Fred Durst on the Darts. He's promoting, he's been in a bunch of movies lately, but like indie movies.

He was in, I saw the TV Globe, and then he's in that Y2K movie. Like, he's back in the zeitgeist. Dude, if we got him on darts, that'd be awesome. I don't know how I would be able to respond. Like, I feel like I would feel like. He's a chill dude. He seems awesome. I think we do it where Box and Havoc are there narrating, so he doesn't have to perform a lot.

He's just doing it. No, he's just like. But then have Fred Darts versus him well here's the thing I would not want to be Fred Darts yes you have to be Fred Darts you have to be Fred Darts you gotta show up Spencer it makes no sense if you're not Fred Darts

what if I just came to him as a legitimate fan of Limp Bizkit no you gotta be Fred Darts see we can only get Fred Darts if you're Fred Darts and wear Box and Havoc I wouldn't want to think that I'm like to me it was never making fun of see we can only get Fred Durst if you're Fred Darts and wear Box and Havoc okay I wouldn't want to think that I'm like to me he was never making fun of

no you're not making fun of him he's got a great sense of humor too Fred Durst is amazing Limp Bizkit come on guys alright Amanda do you got more of course I have more but I'm not going to do any of those pussy ones that you guys didn't like hey none of those pussy predictions bro Anthony will get't like. Hey, none of those pussy predictions, bro. Anthony will get another tattoo.

I'm not gonna do that one. Whoa, whoa. I almost developed narcolepsy for a second. We're gonna upload another video. I'm not gonna get that one. People are gonna watch the next episode.

There will be a new soda with protein in it. Is that already out? I don't think there's actual soda with protein in it. Is that already out? I don't think there's actual soda with protein in it. I like that. Because they're trying to make soda cool again because they understand. Because they have Olipop,

which has like prebiotics in it. Hey, Olipop and Poppy, don't waste my fucking time with those. Yeah, they have fiber sodas. So it's protein sodas. It's like, hey, I have a fun idea. What if soda tasted like shit and made you fart? I will tell you, though.

There's something that's not far off. It's this disgusting drink called IsoPure. And it's literally like a juice type of drink. It's not protein shake liquid. Well, it's protein. It's a lot of protein, but it's like fruit flavored liquid. But it's not carbon, it's protein. It's a lot of protein, but it's like

fruit-flavored liquid. But it's not carbonated, so it's not like a soda. I have a question for you. What is whey? Whey protein is... Okay. What is it?

It's a powder... It's a powder... Isn't it plant? What is it? No, it's from... Whey is in steak. It's supposed to be really good for you.

It's like a great recovery for your muscles when you're working out. Whey protein. Yeah, it's just a form of protein. It's extracted to be really good for you. It's a great recovery for your muscles when you're working out. Whey protein. It's just a form of protein. It's extracted from beef. It is technically an animal product. It's essentially just beef.

Is everything okay? It's a type of protein. I don't know what I was expecting. Did you want a different answer? I still like it. It's beef? No, it's not beef. It's just the protein.

I don't know the process, it's not beef. It's just the protein. It's like. It's. Okay. Like, I don't know the process, how they get it, but. So essentially it'll be like a beefy soda. Okay. Okay. I have more.

Aliens will go to the White House. Okay. So actually my next prediction is we will see an alien, not just a UFO. We need to see an alien. And it needs to be like on the news. Yep, that's what I'm thinking. It can't be on a subreddit where it's questioned. It can't be on our aliens.

I'm talking like it's on the news. They're like, here's an alien. That's why I feel like they'll be at the White House, because if they're on the news at someone's backyard, come on. That's some science. Just like it, yeah. Which I haven't seen all of. You saw that part? I've seen that part, yeah. Vamanos!

Yeah, yeah, very good. Very good. What? You don't think... No, I'm just thinking about the reality of, like, aliens making, like, truly having a conversation with humans on a, like, public scale, and it's with Donald Trump.

You're right. I was just thinking White House. Well, no, here's the most unfortunate thing. I think they would vibe. I've been talking to Glomular, and I unfortunately think I think he's a piece of shit. I think he's awful. I think

he would vibe with aliens maybe probably on like a really dumb level they'd be like this fucking dumbass we can get anything I've sold the earth to the aliens so yeah that's what I think

okay I think I have one more. Because my other ones you guys are going to make fun of. Now I got to hear these. Coca-Cola won't have polar bears in their ads anymore. What's up with your soda prediction? Everything good at home? And I don't drink soda.

Big soda year. I don't drink soda. If you had to drink a soda. If I had to drink a soda, literally, I drink a soda literally i love c grams ginger ale not even kidding okay not a can of rape nuts all over again or i know old lady shit it's because my grandmother like she would have all the fun stuff and it was i was raised by grandmas lady stuff uh c grams ginger ale or like ibc root beer. Oh, IBC root beer rocks. What does IBC stand for?

Incredibly based cola. Incredibly based cola. All I knew is it looked like a beer bottle, and at eight years old, I was drinking it. I was on the lawn with fake cigarettes and an IBC crushing it. It's beer cola. Can you have me on to Smosh Mouth and we do like a root beer tasting competition? Why don't you just do that on games? You're right.

No, we can do it here. No, you're right. It's the root beer tasting game. And it's game. And it's a game. It's a video game. Let's live stream it. Okay, that's it for me.

My next prediction, if this comes true, okay, if I could pick any to come true, it would be this one. Over aliens being shown, Amanda will be on The View. What? Amanda would kill on The View. You would crush on The View if you go on The View

for any reason, and you're there with them. Also, double check, it's still on the air right it doesn't matter they bring it back I think you on any like daytime like talk show it's a slam dunk

it's frankly a slam dunk like they like you know just like it's a miracle you have not been poached yet they are so dumb. They are dumb. They are so dumb. Imagine if Middle America got a hold of Amanda.

Oh, it'd be bad. Like, imagine if like the moms got a hold of Amanda. It's morning. I'm with Martha Stewart. We're making cocktails. Dude, like. Things are going to get crazy. It's not even, I'm not even like.

Any of those shows, from 8 a.m. to 4 p.m., you are crushing. Imagine if you had been able to get up there with Kathy and Hoda. You would have just. I would have had a lifetime career. Like, I would have freaking. It's not too late. Let's be clear. No, trust me, being in the news, it takes, you know, that that's like the top of the top to get in that position.

And I remember thinking it would be so fun to be in that position. Because basically just like chatting and meeting bizarre guests. You would hang the fuck out. And you would kill it. I know! I would love to do it because I feel like it would be, it would essentially be hosting and then doing little bits. We gotta find out, we gotta figure out some campaign

where it's like get you on one of those shows. Get you on the Kelly Clarkson show. Get you on something. The Drew Barrymore show. I love Drew Barrymore. You would be the Drew Barrymore on the Drew Barrymore show. She's a bit... The problem is you would upstage all of them.

The view would be very fun. The view would be awesome. And you need to go on there and you need to bring the heat. Because, you know, that's what they do there. They're gonna start drama about something and you need to be all in. And you need to have opinions. And this is the thing. Before you go, we'll establish here like, hey, you're gonna go and you're gonna say whatever

the fuck you want. None of it's real. Go there and just yes and. And so everyone here will forgive you and be like, yeah, she said some crazy shit, but we know it was all a bit. Is Whoopi still on The View? I don't know. Probably.

That would be wild. I feel like you guys would align quickly. They would all love you despite whatever their opinions are. No, but I think you and Whoopi would align on anything very quickly. Wow. Yeah.

Guys, what a compliment. Now say something nice about me. Hoda, I told you already, I loved your jacket. Thank you. It was the first thing I said to you this morning. And Shane, you're... Keep it up. Keep it up, buddy.

Hey, sport, you're doing well. No, thank you so much. That is awesome. Hoda, I would love to be... Because they're just having a blast. They're just drunk at 8 a.m. You need to find an Anderson Cooper to kind of attach yourself to. Anderson Cooper?

But like him and like Kathie Lee Griffin. That would be serious. No, are you thinking about the guy who does all the reunions? No, but Anderson Cooper by proxy. Because Anderson Cooper. He's a serious guy. No, he can live it up. He can goof it up.

When has Anderson Cooper lived it up? On every New Year's? It's him and Andy Cohen. He can goof it up on New Year's, but any other time, he's on the front lines. He's pretty serious. No, but when he starts queening out with Kathy Lee. You're actually so right. Do not even question.

You guys are coming at me. No, Anderson Cooper, he becomes one of the girls when he's... We're recording this before. What did you do for New Year's? Oh, nothing, dude. I like how this is technically a prediction because it's mid-December. I'm in Ireland. I'm in Ireland for New Year's and my sister's throwing a big party with all Irishmen.

That is true. all Irishmen. That is true. And they're getting music somehow, which means maybe a guy playing a fiddle or something legit. Could you imagine if Bono walks in? He's everywhere there apparently.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Better go. And you're just like, Happy New Year's. Guys, yeah. Let it go. And you're just like, that'd be nears. Guys, stop. My last two predictions are Smosh related. Smosh mouth will hit a million subs.

You're doing it again. You just repeated your last prediction. At this point, we're actively losing. We're a lot closer. That's 300,000 subs we need to gain. I think we can do it. Oh, dude.

That's you again manipulating the fans, and I love that. And I think it's awesome. Can I have the goldfish by you? Yeah. Oh, my God. You saw them? Prediction. Spencer will eat some goldfish.

Shane, I think your predictions are whack. I have a really good feeling about that one, dude. Okay, good. Dude, like something's telling me. Oh, slam dunk. But you can't make that noise you can't crinkle don't crinkle dude i hate in a movie when it's like a really quiet part and you want to just like yeah like an oppenheimer when the explosion goes off yeah i'm just like crinkling you're going and you're like i need need, sorry, I need a Sour Patch Kid. Last one that I wrote down was

Smosh will hold a video game world record. I think we can do that. Some sort of video game world record can we hold it. Or a board game world record. Like some sort of gaming world record. I love that. Like. Some kind of Monopoly record.

Yeah. Would be really fun to try and do. Resident Evil? Yeah. Do you want one? No. Just say the word. No, because I don't want to make noise.

I don't want to make noise. That's like me. That literally is me in the movie theaters. If I go, I usually go with my two guy friends, and they'll eat popcorn And it's like I mean to be a woman is to be silenced And you know what

I was waiting for it I was fucking waiting for it You think the gentleman hat does this to him He's coming on Smosh Mouth No when he's on Smosh Mouth It's like the top hat's on and your top hat is your top hat is so long and large it keeps getting bigger it keeps getting bigger i'm like how we need to see no wait here's a prediction how tall can the gentleman's top hats

get this year they should get taller every episode we're gonna have to start making the ask we need to get one new costumes like yesterday. No, I mean, well, did you know? Like, because we did the hat swap. So the hat falls off, and then I had Alex swap it out with an even taller hat. I missed that. Where was I looking? Probably at Angela, who always

has like a hundred things in her hands or mouth or whatever. Yeah. Got a lollipop and a Nerf dart. Dude, that lollipop was really good. That lollipop was disgusting Nerf dart. Dude, that lollipop was really good. It was gross. It was really gross. It was really gross.

The shot that's kind of been going around of like me and you when we both realized we're the werewolf is really funny. Oh, that was awesome. I can't believe Angela got Tanner twice in one.

I know. That was crazy. This was months ago. Months. But. Are those the end of your predictions? That's all my predictions.

Spencer, do you have? I'm trying to think of others that fans could do. Because The Chosen at a Wedding is what I'm really. The Chosen at a Wedding is what I'm really excited about. And I'm trying to think of other crazy things. Oh, I had one of someone. Okay. Someone will listen to Smosh Mouth in Antarctica.

How do you know that's not already happening? Selena's eating goldfish. If someone's already listened to... We should also see if we can have every continent. I would love to get a map of who's listening to Smosh Mouth. That would be so awesome. That'd be really cool if we could... Oh, we should see how many countries.

Wait, that would be sick. Yeah. Should we predict? I don't know geography well enough to predict. We could say 43. 43 different countries? I think we could have more than that. Me too.

I think we could have. 62. I think we could be closer to 100 than we think. Whoa, slow down. I don't know. Antarctica? Antarctica. Antarctica. I think we could be closer to 100 than we think. Whoa! Slow down. I don't know. Antarctica? Antarctica. Hmm.

I feel like... Antarctica is one country, so that doesn't... You know, it's a hard ask that doesn't get as many points. Yeah. Isn't it a country or a continent? It's just a place. It's a godforsaken hellscape. Wow, you're really not helping the fans listening to Smosh Mouth.

It's an awful place for... If a penguin listening to Smosh Mouth... I'm done awful place for a penguin listening to Smosh Mouth. I'm done listening to this bullshit. He's like, oh, fuck this guy. He doesn't even care about my country. I'm a native Antarctican. He's going to disrespect me. It's awesome.

I've always wanted to go, but I'm kind of scared because... I've always wanted to go too a little bit, but I think going would actually not be fun at all. I think it would actually suck ass. You are not helping trying to get fans. If someone's listening to Smosh Mouth in Antarctica,

they're a scientist. They're studying isotopes. And the thing is about to occur that night. Yeah. So is it really him or is it the thing that listens to Smosh Mouth? That's so true. Let me see your watch history. They kind of fully And if you are the thing. That's the tell. Let me see your watch history.

They like kind of fully cracked the ending of the thing. I heard about that. What do you mean? They like figured out who's the thing and who's not the thing. What do you mean? Well, you know, at the end, it's Kurt Russell and Gargoyles. So are you saying it's somebody else? Well, no, it's, I mean, well, it's Keith David is the thing.

Keith David is at the end. And Kurt Russell is not the thing. Yeah. Wouldn't you know that when it's Keith David is the thing Keith David is at the end and Kurt Russell is not the thing yeah wouldn't you know that when you watch the end of the thing no it's kind of ambiguous

but I watched like a play by play where they like they kind of dissected it and they were like pretty cool yeah that movie's awesome

it's so good and so many people do repeats of it I predict that I will watch the thing this year okay I already did you know what

I can rewatch it you can't predict things that you know you're going to do. Oh, because you never know. What we need to do is we need to have our big, Big Trouble in Little China watch party.

I predict that. We're going to have a Big Trouble in Little China watch party. Okay. Smosh has been doing watch parties here at the office and I've been trying to make Big Trouble in Little China happen

and it's like they're allergic to awesome movies. I guess nobody wants to watch it. Nobody really wants to watch that. They're not down for a good time. The people who don't want to watch it are the people who haven't seen it yet. Yeah.

It's such a good movie. It's Kurt Russell. Maybe the most fun movie ever. Kurt Russell was amazing. Is amazing. Well, we've gotten through all our segments and we still have time.

So this is just us hanging out now. I will say I did have something on here because I was upset that Anthony didn't shave his head. I said someone in the cast will shave their head. I was legit thinking about doing it.

Your bra. My lace. It's okay if that comes out. It's Smosh Mouth. This is a Christian show. It's okay if the lace comes out. It's predictions, man. It's 2025. I got rocket fuel flowing through my veins. I've got if the lace comes out. It's predictions, man. It's 2025.

I got rocket fuel flowing through my veins. I've got a hog in my veins. Here we go. Your toucans are out. And yet again. I'm so sorry. Yet again. I'm so fucking sorry.

You're going to fuck me over. Yet again. I would like to formally apologize for that one. It's insane. Yet again. It's insane. I think if anyone else said some of this shit, there'd be a whole Reddit post.

Spencer gets away with murder. But you say that we laugh our asses off. Oh, I think it's funny. It's hilarious. It's something a gentleman would say. Your toucans are out, man. Come into my room. The toucans.

Yeah, they're out. Yeah, it's technically. It's got layers, man. Come into my room. The toucans. Yeah, they're out. Yeah, it's technically. It's got layers, man. It's got layers. He's talking about my breasts, but they're actually toucans. Toucan Sam. That's his name. No, wasn't that the Fruit Loop guy? Yes.

Yeah. Toucan Sam. Which I'm hoping he gets it fired and there's another mascot. He's never getting fired because no one's eating fruit anymore. That's not true, dude. Fruit Loops sound so good right now. I am so hungry. I'm not a Fruit Loops fan. He's never getting fired. He's never getting fired. That's not true, dude. Fruit Loops sound so good right now. I am so hungry. I'm not a Fruit Loops fan. That's crazy. I gotta be honest,

I'm not a fan of Fruit Loops. Love that you're bringing that up so close. I think Fruit Loops. I had a lot of different cereals this year. That is an L take, my friend. I thought Fruit Loops were kind of one of the weakest. I tried so many different kinds. How many were there? You had so many different types of cereal?

Every time I was going to the grocery store, I was buying a different box of cereal. That's risky. I thought Froot Loops. Why is that risky? That's just wild to me. Risky is a crazy word for that, though. That's just wild to me. No, that's a.

So I am fully team Shane. Cereal is just one of the best foods you can ever have. No, I love. At any time of day. You guys misinterpret me. I love cereal so much, but it is a danger in my home. That's fair. Okay.

So what were the flavors that you got? Flavors? So let's see. I tried a bunch. I had Lucky Charms. I had Frosted Flakes. I had Reese's Puffs. I had Cocoa Puffs.

Wow. I had Honeycombs, Frosted Mini Wheats. I already said Lucky Charms, I think. But Fruit Loops, I just thought were kind of boring and lame. I love the milk it makes. The milk at the end. That's an important part of the process. I'm not saying they're bad.

I just thought they were kind of lame compared to some others. Compared to Honeycomb? Honeycomb is crazy that both of y'all are team Honeycomb. I love Honeycomb. Honeycomb's was pretty good. Never bought Honeycomb cereal. The one that kind of, I was like, wow, I forgot how good this is, is Frosted Flakes. Frosted Flakes are great.

No, Frosted Flakes are really great. Kicks I don't think I have. Great. I'm literally sprinting to the kitchen after this, and if there is not cereal, I'm so hungry. I'm going to sprint there, and I'm going to throw it away. I'm going to sprint there before you, and I'm going to run really fast, and I'm going to throw it away. What's like your goat cereal? My goat cereal is

Cinnamon Toast Crunch. Amen. Cinnamon Toast Crunch is amazing. It's so good. It's just, it's kind of that girl. Mine, if I were allowing myself to have it, Quaker Oatmeal Squares. Quaker Oatmeal Squares. What the fuck? Amanda. I don't even know what that is. You'll be like, for a treat, maybe I can have a salt

block. Yeah, do you want like a sugar cube? Perhaps I could have a block of wheat later. Cracked wheat, that's a real thing. God, damn, of course it is. Delicious. Do you like Werther's? Love Werther's.

I grew up with Werther's. They look like- I'll never forget Nick Kroll's joke of Werther's Originals, the amber alert of caramels. Oh my God. That's so awful. I will say, I do talk shit on Werther's because it's like an old person candy. It's fucking good.

They're delicious. They are delicious. And they look like troll belly buttons. Okay. Okay, now you've ruined it. Why? Now you've gone and ruined it. You guys don't like trolls?

No. No, not troll belly buttons. Come on. No one grew up with trolls? Like the guys? The little guys that dance? No. No, not troll belly buttons. Come on. No one grew up with trolls? Like the guys? Little guys that dance? No. Sing?

No, before trolls. Like little Justin Timberlake guys? Like Norway trolls. Like under a bridge? Yeah. And they have the little belly buttons with jewels in it. No, I didn't like their riddles, bro. Yeah, I'm not down for riddles.

Wow, guys. It's really fucked up. That's crazy. No, it's... But they're... Quaker Oatmeal Squares is probably the worst. I didn't know you's really fucked up. That's crazy. But yeah, Quaker Oatmeal Squares is probably the worst. I didn't know you were a fellow Cinnamon Toast Cruncher. Oh, dude, yeah. I like Cinnamon Toast Crunch too, guys.

Do you ever have a French Toast Crunch? You're fucking dead to me. People are going to love this episode. I remember as a kid begging for French Toast Crunch and I had it and I was like, this sucks. It sucked. I actually had it too. And you know what another one sucks is Cookie Crisp.

Agreed. Cookie Crisp sucks ass. It's shocking. When I was a kid, I wanted it so bad for so long. That was where my parents drew the line. They drew the line there too for me. And then I had it and I was like, oh, this is awful. But the marketing is so good because I still remember

the freaking cookie crisp. I know. It's crazy. P Chris. I know it's crazy pops I love pops corn pops wait. Oh bring it in guys have our predictions written out. Thank you, Selena ring it in sorry one Last year thing Barney my pebbles fruity pebbles fruity pebbles cocoa pebbles cocoa pebbles Yeah No just have um Spencer hold it and then here we'll turn the page so I feel like I know there's more of them so we have two pages of stuff oh we have three pages of stuff we will win these happen we'll bring this out and we'll

mark it off guys do this is a joy an absolute absolute treat. Wow. Wow. So many. Damien back to white and I love that. I love that the most. Damien back to white. I love that the most. Thank you for writing these out, Selena.

Thank you so much, Selena. We will keep this on hand and we will see if these predictions come true this year. I think the one that's going to happen the most on mine is Chapel Row and we'll take a break from music.

You really think so? I think us having another live show is completely in our hands to decide. Listen, it was the first one. That's a decision we can make. It was a vulnerable one. I wish I never shared it with you guys. I hope Chapel Roan doesn't take a break because I love her music. I hope so, too.

But I think that she would take a break for her. Oh, totally. And if she takes a break, I'll respect music. I hope so too, but I think that she would take a break for her. Oh, totally. And if she takes a break, I'll respect it. You better. If Shane does not respect it, every week I'll be here being just like, I cannot believe she's on a break. You better, Shane. I can't believe it.

I'm so mad. I just got into music and now she's leaving. Give me a break. This was the year you got into music. I got into music. It was pretty cool, man. I listened to, you know, off and on. I was listening to

a lot of new albums. My favorite of the year is still Chapel Roans. That was my favorite album. I really liked Billie Eilish's album last year.

That was really good. 2024. Loved it. That was really good. I did like Brat a lot. I really liked that Magdalena Bay album. That was sick as hell.

And then, I just listened to a lot of, it wasn't all stuff that wasdalena Bay album. That was sick as hell. And then I just listened to a lot of... It wasn't all stuff that was coming out this year. And you know one that I... It's easy to hate on Taylor Swift. I finally heard Fortnite. And I was like, okay, this song is really good. I'm not going to say anything about Taylor Swift. Okay.

I don't want the fans to come for me. I like her. That's fine. Is that what you're going to say? Is that all you're going to say? Sure. I think she's stupid and I hate her. That's fine. Is that all you're going to say? Is that all you're going to say? Sure. I think she's stupid and I hate her. Stop!

I think she's so dumb! You're going to get an answer. I just start choking. I'm like, I think she's so... No, seriously. Final Destination shit. I also love Post Malone so much. Yeah.

No, there's the Fortnite with Taylor Swift and Post Malone. It's really good. That's what I think of it. Fortnite. Fortnite, dude. I played Fortnite. Where are you dropping? No, I didn't Fortnite with Taylor Swift. I know. It's really good. That's what I think of it. Fortnite. Fortnite, dude. I played Fortnite. Where are you dropping? No, I didn't.

I watched you play. Wait, Spencer, what was your favorite game of 2024? Probably Fortnite. Like, Fortnite probably got the most out of me. Wow. If you use creator code S-P-E-N-N-S-E-R, I get money when you buy stuff on the Fortnite store. Whoa. You're about to make some cash, dude. I'm about to make some cash. Wow, that was awesome.

Here's the thing. I have, like, I have made money. I make, like, about, like, a hundred bucks a month off that. No fucking way. I swear to God. That's awesome. And it's due to viewers like you, and I want to say thank you so much. That's awesome. That's hilarious. You can buy as much cereal as you want for the month. Just know that when you're playing Fortnite, you are giving Spencer money. Literally?

Low-key, yeah. If you're buying stuff. My favorite game of the year. It was kind of a controversy. It was Bellatro. I loved Bellatro so much. I played a little over the break. What did you think?

I'm not good at it. You'll get good. Bellatro. I could show you Bellatro. It sounds like a hotel name. It's poker. It's poker. I think you would know. It's psycho poker. Well, I don't know if you'd like it. I could show you Bellatro. It sounds like a hotel name. It's poker. It's poker. I think you would.

It's psycho poker. Well, I don't know if you'd like it. I think you'd like it. I like poker. Yeah. A psycho poker? Sounds awesome. Yeah.

Yeah. You'd like it. Kiana, I get really liking it because there is so much like, to me, I feel a little too dumb for it. It's like, you really got to like think ahead. Yeah, a little bit. Once you get into it, you can, you don't have to think as hard. My favorite game of the year.

Yeah, what was your favorite game of the year, Amanda? Because you did play a lot of games. I think I watched a lot of games, too. That's fair. That counts. That counts. I loved playing FNAF VR so much. That's true.

As far as watching, I loved Resident Evil because it's dark and scary. She's into me, bro. Yeah, I do. loved Resident Evil because it's dark and scary. She's into me, bro. And then... So later today, we're going to be playing Resident Evil. Yes, we are. Village. And tomorrow. And it's time for Lady Demistru to

meet Lady Demistru. I'm so excited about that, actually. I'm looking forward to that because I have played her and I only saw clips of it and now I'm like Oh my god. So I will spoil a little something. She's not in the game that actually. I'm looking forward to that because I have played her and I only like saw clips of it and now I'm like So I will spoil a little something. She's not in the game that much. But she's there pretty early on. She makes such a, no pun intended, such a big

impression that it's like she kind of exploded from like She was a focal point of the trailer though. Why are we playing it? There's a lot of other fun stuff. Overall I think Resident Evil 8 wasn't that scary, except for one part, which is the scariest shit ever. Don't say it.

And we're going to be playing that at 6 a.m. tomorrow. No, I know. 4 a.m. call time. Playing it for eight hours. I will say the craziest thing, though, was because I used to play GTA when I was younger, was watching Courtney play GTA. And when I asked to play GTA when I was younger was watching Courtney play GTA and when I asked to talk to

a person she told me to press B and I actually punched this poor innocent woman in the face. I will tell you no matter how good you get at GTA you'll still accidentally do that sometimes. Well I didn't accidentally do it. Courtney sabotaged me. Sounds like you did it. The new GTA will be coming out

this year. And we watched the trailer. How incredible is new GTL will be coming out this year. Allegedly. And we watched the trailer. How incredible is that trailer? The trailer is so good. And they're in Florida? Yeah, it's all in Miami. Miami. It is so...

I'm like... They got the Tom Petty going, bro. Oh, it's so good. It's so good. Yeah. Well, anyways... Let us know if you guys have any predictions. Yeah, let us know your predictions down below.

And if you have a vote for our predictions, what you think will actually happen. Yeah. Oh, I have one. I think we're going to get you that computer. I think we're going to build a computer with Shane. I'm going to build a PC.

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