Smosh Mouth - #78 - Try Not To Laugh: The Podcast w/ Tommy Bowe

Episode Date: January 27, 2025

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And we... No. What? No. No. I wasn't done. You can't mess up what Amanda does. I'm sorry.

I wasn't done. It felt like it was a good pocket. And this is our guest, Tommy Bo. Well, she didn't say special guest. No, I didn't, because you are not special. Every said that for every guest we've ever had, including you. You are not, not special. I'm Tommy. I'm not special.

Yay. No one's special. And that way, everyone's special. See? That's right. Yeah. Anyways, it's okay. My intro was ruined, and I'm totally fine with that.

Do you want to take it back? No. You sure? Yeah. Okay. Can't make magic twice. Okay. Tommy, how's it going um it's going we've had a great day today we've done a lot of silly stuff my brain is done uh writing directing and social today so now we're using the last last piece of

the quarters of my brain yeah i feel like you can i could look back and tell when we film smosh mouths in the morning or in the afternoon yeah like after we've filmed sketches or like pit video yeah morning i look fresh like a baby and then in the afternoon it's this you're you're snow white hag with the apple yeah thank you so much for recognizing and knowing me amanda's one of those like things where like if you turn at certain angles it changes Thank you so much for recognizing and knowing me. Damn. Amanda's one of those things where if you turn it certain angles, it changes. Oh, my God. I love those things.

You know, in horror, people have horror parties. Do you? Yeah. Halloween parties? Yeah. Where it's a little girl. It's a little kid. She's like this.

And then it goes. And it's like, yeah. Yeah. Yes. Fun. You're like the Haunted Mansion when the photos change. Yeah. That's awesome, guys. Yeah. Yes. Yeah. Fun. You're like the haunted mansion when the photos change. Yeah. That's awesome, guys.

Yeah. That's so awesome. Thank you. Hey, you guys ever stare at those posters that you cross your eyes a little bit? You can see like a dolphin. Yes. I've never, never worked. I don't think those are out anymore. I think that was in the 80s and the 90s.

I think they're out. I think they've been released. They destroyed all of those. It's lost media. Yeah. It's gone. Wow. Government. Yeah. Tommy, all of those. It's lost media. Yeah. It's gone. Wow. Government.

Tommy, you have a show that's coming out. Oh. It's out like right now, right? Yeah. If everything is goring according to plan, my first episode of season two of my Serving C-Word show is out with Amanda. Yay. Yay.

I'm episode one. You are episode one. Nice. I knew that when we filmed. Oh my god. It was so much fun. I just got back from Greece, so I'm very tan, and I am wishing I was that tan again. And you and I were just like, huh.

Connected, as usual. And it was the very first thing in the morning, so it was like 7.30 in the morning. It was so fun. Did you record all the episodes in one day? Yes, he did. I record all the season, every season I do, all the episodes in one day. Because it's cheaper. Because you can just be like, here's the day rate for the building.

Yes. And it's like, bye-bye. You did it. Wow. Yeah, it was great. Man. And you have some really good guests. Really good guests.

We got Amanda. We got Vic Michaelis from Dropout. We got Sid and Olivia, who that episode is cuckoo bananas. And I'll wait. That one is the second episode that will come out. We got Chance, and we got my friend Haley Jordan from The Fitness Marshall, who also has her own YouTube channel, which is very successful. She's very sweet. Okay.

So cool. Damn. So cool. My episode will be. Your episode is really good. And will it be another entire year until another season comes out? Most likely. Who cares?

Who cares? It takes a lot of work. You're editing it. You've been working on this for months. Oh, yeah. I mean, like, I come up with the graphics, the sound effects, the pacing of the edit, you know, everything that I know how to do, I do. And then, you know, I get other people to help me with, like, how do I color this?

Things like that. It's such an awesome show. Yeah, thanks. this. It's such an awesome show. Thanks. Also, something I was talking about before, right before we started recording, I was seeing things saying that TikTok might last longer. What are you saying? They were saying that

there's possible legislation that will extend it another 270 days. By the time this airs, maybe it's banned. That's true. It's supposed to be banned January 19th. 16th, I heard. Oh no, 19th. But that'd be another nine months.

That's huge for you because you're in charge of coming up with all of our TikTok ideas. Does that excite you? Yeah, if TikTok gets banned, they put me back underground. No, I know. They bury you alive. And I saw your little home

underground and I was like, how did he fit? And they were like, we don't care. It's kind of like you gotta crack my legs around backwards until I'm like a circle. He's been using his legs for the first time all year and you've done well. I've done well, yeah. Now that you've perfected it, you're going back in.

Going back in. Going all the way back in yeah so fun yeah under our studio we found an old abandoned mine shaft and you had actually been buried down there from a hundred years ago um yeah and i'm so glad you guys found found me i'm so glad you guys found me hey we dug you up and we're like hey we need someone to film our tiktoks Do you know how to edit and do TikToks and be a cast member? I'm like, sure do. Can you edit? You're like, I can learn. I can learn.

You fanned me. You fanned me. You fanned me. So that's Tommy. This is our special guest. Yeah. And today we're going to do a little fun TNTL as we always, we don't always do on the podcast, actually. Oh, yeah.

You always do. We don't. We've probably done under ten times. I think you've done three or four. Five. Five. We've done five. And now this is the sixth one. Wow. Pretty cool. So we've gotten pretty loose. Like before we were getting a little way too creative. We're having like a bowl

where you pick things, impressions and now we're just freeballing it. That's good. They've gotten wackier and wackier. But it's going to be a chill time. I mean, look, as we know, we're having a regular conversation. It's not about just trying to make each other laugh.

Let's also just continue to hang out. But it matters if you laugh. It matters. It does matter. You lose a point, and at the end, whoever's laughed the least amount of times is just the winner. We lose a point?

How many points do we start with? No, he's not right. You're trying to laugh the least amount of times. So if you laugh, you get a tick, like a point. It's like golf. You're trying to not get points. Yes, exactly. So whoever loses, that's really bad for them.

It's really bad. It's a bad look. Well, I'll be the Tiger Woods of this podcast. Oh. Oh, which part of Tiger? Which year for Tiger? What year? What year for Tiger?

The successful at golf part. Good. Okay, that's awesome. Yeah. Let's stick with that. So if you win, you get a gift card. I get a gift card. What will you buy?

A quick smell. Yeah, $20. I could buy you that. Yeah, probably. I'm going to use my mouth. I want to taste it too. I want to get the full experience. For $20, I think you can.

Do you ever do that? Do you know about that? No. If you want to smell something better, you use your mouth as well. That's why cats go... When they smell stuff, it's because they're trying to smell it better. What? I'm not doing that.

I'm not going to get my food at a restaurant. Oh, what is this one? No, it works. You will get a better... You will get a better smell. You don't believe me. Amanda, you got to wake up and smell the roses like this. I'm like, do I have my cologne on?

Hold on. Yep, I do. I'm good. Honestly, I'm good. I like your new set, by the way. Thank you. Oh my god, thank you so much. Long time listener, but I do have a question. What is this about? The pool? It's when Shane died. That's what I thought it was, but I do have a question. What is this about?

It's when Shane died. That's what I thought it was but I had no idea. Any other questions? Any more critique? I'm all locked in. Got the $2 bill from Hank Green. Got Mexican salsa. We got offline.

Got the Five Nights at Freddy's stuff. What's that down there? That's me jack sparrow from that's heartbreaking i didn't ask cereal because i said adults can eat cereal and amanda disagreed no yeah i i made that clip i we did something with that yeah here's the deal uh did i buy myself a box of quaker oatmeal squares over the holidays wow yeah i did as a christmas gift yeah i did you unwrap a present it's and guess what happens i turned into a squares over the holidays. Wow. Yeah, I did. As a Christmas gift? Yeah, I did. You unwrap a present, it's cereal. And guess what happens?

I turned into a fucking monster. I ate bowls and bowls and bowls until I got sick. So we won't be doing that again. Oatmeal has changed my life, so I'm with you. Oatmeal's incredible. Yeah, I was not. You're saying oatmeal squares. I'm saying oatmeal squares.

Yeah, I'm saying Quaker oatmeal squares. She likes to have oatmeal as a cereal. Have you had Quaker oatmeal squares? That's incredible. Yeah, I was not. You're saying oatmeal squares. I'm saying oatmeal squares. She likes to have oatmeal as a cereal. Have you had Quaker oatmeal squares? That's insane. I know it is. Have you had Quaker oatmeal squares? I don't think so. Oh.

I'm sure they're great. They're for old people and young people like me. Listen, I love a raisin bran, so. I will say I love a raisin bran. I love a raisin bran. Okay, now you're living a little. That's the first cereal that's actually kind of fun. Fuck off.

Every other cereal you've named has been like. Listen, I wasn't allowed sugar. You're an adult now. You can do whatever you want. No, I can't. Mommy's still watching me. Mommy knows my moves. Seriously. No, my moves. Seriously.

No, I cannot. My body has trained itself to be like, that is bad. You are lazy. Go to bed. I understand that. She did the job. There is a debate in the Bo household that to this day is unsolved. It's a mystery that is unsolved.

Oh, my gosh. Some people might call it a personal mandela effect so in my childhood i had reese's puffs yeah and i was allowed sugary cereal on wednesdays that's what i remember wednesdays i was allowed to have sugary cereal otherwise otherwise my mom would not would not let me have them. And so one day, like, I don't know, probably like 10 years ago at this point, I was just like, yeah, remember you got me those Reese's Puffs and I'd have them like on Wednesdays when I was allowed. And she was like, I would never let you do that. Yeah.

No, seriously. She was like, I would not. And I was like, but we did that. She was like, no, there's no way that I would let you do that. Did your father let you do that? We all, they didn't. They're undivorced. So it would have all been monitored at the same thing.

Oh, so she doesn't remember. Saying undivorced instead of still married is crazy. Yeah, it's crazy. That's insane. At least they're on their way one day. Undivorced. So you made it up. So I'm going to assume I made it up

Because I was a younger person So like my memory's faulty I unfortunately think that's very much A boomer thing Because I feel like everyone has an experience Where it's like yeah this thing that happened to me As a kid My parents go I don't remember that

I think our parents take I don't remember As that never happened Unfortunately That age it makes sense No, it didn't. I think our parents take I don't remember as that never happened. Yeah. Right. Unfortunately. 100%. They do. That age, it makes sense. But then it had to have happened because they bought the cereal for you.

Well, that's what I remember. It's not like we still have remnants of the cereal. If you can find a Reese's Puffs behind the fridge, you're like, look, look. Reese's Puffs is too much. Too much. It's a lot All the other kids had the delicious freaking cereal What's the delicious cereal in your mind?

Lucky Charms Big like Sugar Town shit That stuff gets soggy in a millisecond You better eat that whole bowl before it gets soggy But has You as an adult Ever got a box of Lucky Charms, popped that open, and plucked out all of the marshmallows and threw the rest away? No.

No, I haven't. Because I'm not psychotic. I have not lived. No, and I will make the claim, like, I think Lucky Charms is perfectly balanced. I don't want all the marshmallows. Get out of the room. I think the other stuff makes the marshmallows taste good. You need the mixture of textures.

I think that whole cereal is bogus. Why do I want sick little marshmallows and weird little Cheerio type snacks in there? And also, they're making fun of leprechauns. You guys are sick. They're not making fun of leprechauns?, they're making fun of leprechauns. You guys are sick. They're not making fun of leprechauns? They're not making fun of leprechauns. What's the mascot? A leprechaun.

Lucky. If you are a leprechaun, let us know in the comments if you are offended by Lucky Charms. Wait, this actually brings up something. I was talking to my friend. Did you guys, and this is what's fucked up, and now I'm a bad person. Did you guys ever make leprechaun traps what you can't you can't get mad at us reading lucky charms and then say yeah i tried to kill them as a kid i didn't yeah did you guys ever go hunting no i didn't kill them you trapped you just trap them and keep them in your basement they made me do it in school

do you tag and release them? So you trap them. And you tag them, release them. And you kind of leave gold and stuff. You leave gold. No, you're getting this wrong. Hear me out. Okay. Yes, you leave gold.

Chocolates. And they come in and you trap them. And then you go, I caught a leprechaun. And then you're supposed to release it in the forest woods. And did this ever happen to you? I never actually caught one because I felt bad about it. Did you know anyone who caught one? I think my sister did.

Yeah? I don't know where she's been ever since. She caught a leprechaun. I haven't seen her since 1998. Followed the leprechaun into the woods. No, seriously. She let that leprechaun go and she has not returned home. The leprechaun was six foot one. It was actually just some guy.

Some guy. So scary. Caught with a bear trap. No one made a leprechaun. What does a leprechaun trap look like? You know those things in school where they make you out of a shoe box and you put it in there? Did you guys have creative learning in your school? Yes, we had creative stuff.

I had a beautiful creative childhood but okay did you ever do shoebox leprechaun catching i went to school with a lot of irish people we're we're messed up people and that's fine i don't listen it's fine i never caught a leprechaun it was school i said I don't want to do this. They said, you must. And I said, it's wrong. And they said, do it. Amanda, so far on this podcast, everything you go, so I had a normal childhood. We did this thing. And it's always followed by something that all of us are like, what?

What did you do? But you always think the things you did in childhood was the same as everyone else. That's fair. And then every time I bring it up here, I always like, oh no, what happened to me? Yeah You might have lived in Narnia your whole life And then showed up here Didn't we talk about Narnia?

Didn't we talk about that people have sex in Narnia? Didn't we talk about this? We did Hey, okay Don't worry about it We're 15 minutes in Let's just start Oh yeah, why aren't we playing 10 minutes a lot?

Let's start the competition We could have gotten you guys And continue this conversation Alright, we're starting it now. But we can continue with whatever we're talking about. But now if you laugh, it counts. I'm so serious. Okay, so wait.

You might have lived in Narnia. Yeah, but I never had a wardrobe. You may have lived in Narnia. That's what Shane is saying. He's not correct. She tried to catch leprechauns. She didn't know Harambe. Yeah.

Well... How do you feel about goats, bottoms of goats, with the top of a man? How do you feel about that? How do you feel about it? Pretty hot. How do you feel about... Big hooves. Know what I'm saying?

Okay, you know what they say about big hooves. Big ears. Are you going'm saying? Okay, you know what they say about big hooves. Big ears. Are you going to finish? Okay, great. This actually reminds me of something. So I saw a post recently. Some of our listeners, they were getting recommended on Spotify. It was saying, oh, listeners of Smosh Mouth also listen to this.

And it was the audiobook version of a book that I have heard of called Morning Glory Milking Farm. And it's a popular book. It's a... I'm not kidding. What you do is not acceptable. Are you aware of this book? No.

But I'd love for you to explain it. Mommy Morning Milking? Morning Glory Milking Farm. It is a romance novel. Oh. Oh. Hey. And I, look, I heard about it.

I've looked it up on BookTok. You've heard about it. You've listened to all of it. I have not listened to it. I might read it. I'm not, I don't judge. I thought it was an audio book. It is also an audio book.

Will you listen or read? Ooh, I'll probably read. Okay. Why? You don't want to hear the person? So I can narrate myself in my head. You get turned on by your own voice? No, I'm saying so I can like read it at my own pace. I just don't want to hear the person? So I can narrate myself in my head. You get turned on by your own voice? No, I'm saying so I can read it at my own pace.

I just don't want someone else to read it. Oh, he wants to read it fast. Do audiobooks make sound effects too? Do they set the scene? Yeah, maybe. Yeah, possibly. Possibly. Wait, wait, wait.

There you go. Wait. One for Amanda. That sucks for you. Audiobooks don't do that. Don't they go like, oh. What? No, that's video games.

Yeah, that's video games you're thinking of. Anyways. Tell us about this book. So from what I've heard about this book, it takes place in a, it's some sort of fantasy world. It's called Milking Maids. Morning Glory. How? Mommy.

Morning Glory Milking Farm. Mommy Milking Maids. Morning Glory. How? Mommy. Morning Glory Milking Farm. My mommy milking maid. Mommy. Morning. Glory. Milking Farm. I got it. I'll pull up the cover of this book.

This is real. This is not you pulling this out of your ass. You guys think I'm pulling your leg. Don't pull our leg. Don't pull our leg out of your ass. Don't pull our leg. I'll show you the cover. Leg. Don't pull our leg. Don't pull our leg out of your ass. Don't pull our leg. I'll show you the cover.

Leg. This book has like tens of thousands of... Wait, is this... That's incredible. Let me find the... If you're listening to this audio only, we've got a big bull man with a buff body and a very small woman leaning into him but she's she's got a loose gown on and she pulls down over her shoulders which always means wild and her hair

is free free yeah how do you say egg egg okay what do you mean how do you you say egg? Egg? Okay. I've heard that I say it weird. You say leg weird. Leg, like with an egg. Leg. Like I'm Canadian. Leg. Let me try to find, I think this is the summary right here. Okay. Violet needs a job to help her pay her bills until she can find work in her chosen profession.

Yeah, she does. When she sees a job posting at the Morning Glory Farm, she decides to take a chance on it as it pays well, even if she's hesitant about the actual work. And that work entails milking minotaurs, even if she's hesitant about the actual work. And that work entails milking minotaurs, a.k.a. giving... Cut that last one. I want this one. Okay, here it is. Here it is. Violet is a typical down-on-her-luck millennial, mid-twenties, overeducated and drowning in debt,

on the verge of moving into her parents' basement when a lifeline appears in the form of a very unconventional job in neighboring Cambric Creek. She has no choice but to grab at it with both hands. Morning Glory Milking Farm offers full-time hours, full benefits, and generous pay with no experience needed. There's only one catch. The clientele is grade A certified prime beef

with the manly, meaty endowments to match. Milking minotaurs isn't something Violet ever considered as a career option, but she's determined to turn the opportunity into a reversal of fortune. And then it keeps going, but that's the... Can I see the picture? There's the...

I just need it. And no amount of reviews on Goodreads there. Did they draw that hog? You can always take a screenshot and send it to yourself. That's the cover. There's no hog on the cover. You're drooling, Amanda. Please.

Suck it back in. But that author apparently only writes romance about monsters. Fuck you. Well, there you go. It's crazy how millennial she is. And also, she's like milking it. She's really about to fall apart here. 7,813 reviews.

Yeah. Here, look at this. Look at her. Millennial. She's so millennial. Is that what people think millennials are? Is that we're just totally in debt and we have to move into our parents and we have to milk minotaurs? A monster bait romance. What is a

monster bait? Put it together. Oh, masturbate? Yes. Put it together. Oh, masturbate? Yes. Put it together. Put it together. Holy crap. This is a wild world. Oh, this one's from, the writer's from Cleveland, Ohio.

That's so Ohio. That's so Ohio. That's a Gen Z term. Wow. Look at you. There you go. Yeah. They really pulled it together.

She's always preferred Beast to Boys. That's the author. This is the author. Hmm. That's scary. The unknown darkness and shadows to the Chad next door. She lives in a crumbling old Victorian with a scaredy cat. Deschante.

Nope. One more time. Deschante. Okay. Whatever that dog is. T? Where she writes non-traditional romances featuring beastly boys with equal parts heart and heat. And is waiting.

And dork. That's got to be awesome. Imagine people being like, what do you do for a living? It's like. She's waiting for a Hallmark channel to get with the program and start a paranormal lover series. Honestly, it would probably do really well. That would do really well. There's a lot of Minotaur books.

Look at this. A Soul to Keep. Oh, wow. And all of the... Women are millennial. Wow. Okay, there's My Minotaur Husband. There you go.

He looks like he just got done doing some construction work. He's got a very... He's well endowed. done doing some construction work. He's well endowed. He's well endowed. Oh, is he in the sauna? No, there's a construction site. That's a building. He's building.

He has to work. He's building. He's got to work. Strong as an ox. Here we go. The dragon's bride. Ooh, they're chained together. Oh, boy. That's cool.

Love a chained couple. A dragon, okay. Wow. Ooh, a soul, boy. That's cool. Love a chained couple. A dragon, okay. Wow. Ooh, a soul to heal. That's nice. Get it? It's like a demon. Like soul?

Okay. Do they have souls on the bottom of their feet? Demon feels a little more like mainstream. Demon's more fun. Minotaur is where you like lose. Minotaur, that's a lot. Okay, we got a spider guy with this woman. Okay.

Tiffany Roberts, and it's called, can you pronounce that for me? Finsnared. Ensnared. Ensnared. Oh, it's ensnared. Why is it always women trying to get with these animals? Well, I think that.

What, can you tell us? I think the consumer base. I think men are, I think we're getting sick of men and we have to go to the other side. Spider people. Spider people. From men to min-atar. And min-atars. Dudes just don't read.

That's true. I can confirm that. You read all the time. He's a cool dude. Most dudes don't read, though. I'm a dude that doesn't read. You wouldn't get on that min-atar milking farm? No.

I don't think I'd like it. I'm stunned by that. Yeah. There's so many things That are happening there Thanks for bringing that up Yeah no problem Why did you bring it up

Because that's what's being Recommended after I was brought up Because I saw someone say I'm sorry A lot of our listeners It was like Oh you might also

Listeners are also enjoying this So our listeners Listeners are also Some of our listeners Are enjoying that What Yeah because they're not Getting that data out of nowhere And so you're judging us For liking Lucky Charms Some of our listeners are enjoying that. What? Yeah, because they're not getting that data out of nowhere.

And so you're judging us for liking Lucky Charms. Think about that. Think about that. Listen, I'm not against people wanting to see a Minotaur get milked. That's fine. Get it. Awesome. Why not?

Hey. Sure. You know, I did not prep much for this Try Not to Laugh adventure, but in the process of thinking of things and looking through things, I did find a gift that I left myself. Oh, God. Oh, my God. I went through my voice memos, and I found one that was just labeled, like, new memo 144 or something. It's the best ones. And it is, now, I don't now I, I don't black out.

I don't black out. Uh-huh. Mm-hmm. I don't know if I was very stoned or what, but I don't remember making this. I don't remember the setting in which I would have made this. However, there is a voice memo of a very non-sober Tommy,

um, talking to Tommy. Uh, and so I'd love to share that and see if you can make it through how confident are you that this is going to make us laugh it might not it made me laugh a lot but i'm me okay okay got it today i will be telling you about the history of the word gay okay so gay has been in the english language for a very very long time okay it's changed meanings multiple times so first the word gay showed up in english in the

12th century from the old french word gay gay which means full of joy and mirth now you're thinking tommy what is mirth well mirth is amusement especially as expressed in laughter ha ha ha um and they also uh gay we're back to gay and we're back to gay and they also come from the old german word guy which means impulsive oh well still tracks uh for centuries gay was used to mean joyful carefree bright and showy the showy part stuck for sure for example the like the 1890s are called the gay 90s over here That's it I got to the 1890s And stopped the memo I love this version of Tommy

So much Cause he's just like Yeah so anyways That's pretty fun 1812 Yeah I'm having such a great time I love this version of Tommy

He's so Like just like Yeah Anyways so Can you believe that? Tommy got high I love this version of Tommy He's so like just like Yeah anyways so You didn't believe that Tommy got high and turned into Truman Capote For a second That is brilliant

That's fun A beautiful gift I highly recommend doing that to yourself If you ever like feel really goofy That's the right thing to do As opposed to calling someone or texting someone When you're not sober you should just Leave a voice memo for yourself That's the right thing to do as opposed to calling someone or texting someone when you're not sober. You should just leave a voice memo for yourself. That's really fun. I love voice

memos. It reminds me of something I wanted to talk about. I didn't hop on this train, but this was a big thing. You didn't have a ticket? What? This was a big thing for the past couple months. I first started seeing it from Spencer, but I feel like everyone was on it is you guys were all doing cameo.

Oh, yeah. And I kept getting served on TikTok your guys's cameo. That's right. And it was awesome. I don't like that. I saw one of yours. I don't like that. It was great. I do like it.

Everyone's was great Spencer's were top notch Because I mean it's just the most Spencer thing It's like him Him like leaning back Just like chilling He just kind of starts ranting too He's just kind of having a good time But I got served a couple of yours

They were great I saw a couple of chances And I was like man everyone's doing this This is really fun It's a lot of fun It is a lot of. I didn't tell you guys I actually was doing it I Was doing it and I mean doing it I was doing mine didn't get served to anyone and I had that kind of bummed me out But I was really I was going hard anyone requests people were requesting them. So I've got a couple that I I have

If you guys want to see yep do you guys want to see some of these for those at home just listening you're gonna be able to get the vibe i made sure when i was doing these cameos that i'm like okay i want to make sure that you know when i play them on this podcast anyone that anyone could could listen to this and get it because i you know that's how i roll all right here's here's one that I got uh this was one of the first ones I was like okay like you know um but I I I understood the vibe Mackenzie congratulations on uh doing so well on that test as I should say impressive the chosen uh it sounds like you're doing great at BYU Hope you're not soaking too hard And Keep on doing your thing

That's what I always am saying When I'm reading those Reddit stories You know how it is Alright Oh god you're awful It was really good I think that was a really good one Did you get a good rating for that?

I think no one should pay for that. Yeah, I got a really good rating. Unfortunately, I think there's a lot that are like that. But not ours. No, not ours. We deliver incredible product. Do you have another? I maybe have others. I'll wait and show later.

Did you get good reviews on that one? Yeah, I got great. What review did you get? Good, really good They said They said? They said it was really good Saw that

How come you're not looking at us in the eyes? Oh They said people were like it's really good Yeah I got 50 Cameo points for that one. And that's what they do is they give out Cameo points. Yeah, and then you use that and you go to the store and you can buy different details.

You can buy Cameo merch and filters. That's right. Oh. Yeah. That's awesome. That's great, Shane. I love that app that you're on. Thank you for you.

Thanks, guys. That was a really good cameo. Yeah. Yeah. Amanda, do you have anything to show the class? I do, actually. What's so crazy is I don't know why people were calling my phone thinking it was for you or you. Like, I kept getting voicemails from you guys.

Is that right? Yeah. Really? And I was like, call them. Like, and they didn't, and it's fine. But Tommy, UPS called me like four million times, and then finally they left a voicemail. I was like, okay, great. Leave a voicemail.

So I saved it. Yeah. All right. So that you could hear it, because I think it's important. Okay. Hello, Tommy. Both these messages for Tommy Bo. This is Gail down at the UPS.

Just calling to let you know that we've received a very large package. And my driver, we got a driver, Tim. Hey, Tim. Tim, can you turn off that? Can you turn off that fax? Thanks. My driver, Tim, over here, he's having trouble delivering it to your place, your apartment, because he says the package is too big. Now, unfortunately, legally, we're— If it's a flat or a squeal, a wobble or peel, your tread's worn down or you need a new wheel, wherever you go, you can get it from our tread experts. Conquer rugged terrain with on-road comfort. Wherever you go, you can get a pro at Tread Experts. Conquer rugged terrain with on-road comfort.

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around it uh you know because that's a lot of viagra for one guy and uh we're just worried about you we're worried about your health and we're worried about your partners now if you can't get your penis up that's one thing but if you can't get your penis up and you need a lot of pills that's another thing okay those are two things that are actual things and so we're concerned for you okay and uh tim deb can you drop the fax? No, just press the off button. Tim's a problem. Press the off button. Okay, so Tommy, Bo, so you're going to have to drive down here to the UPS,

and it's right on 24 Lickalock Street, and we need you to come and pick up this package, okay, because we can't deliver it, and also we're worried for your safety, so if you can't get your penis up, that's a tough thing. But you know what? I read this book, and it says it's all mental. All righty.

Thank you. We'll see you soon. Have a great day, and wait for a second to review this call. God. Wow. Lick-a-lock. God.

Lick-a-lock. That's a long voicemail. Yeah, I was like, damn, Gail. Back up. Gail? That was her name. Oh. Yeah, she must be your local UPS lady. Yeah, she is. She knows your Pujol. I feel bad for that Tim guy. Yeah. Anyways, so go pick up your package at Viagra. Yeah. I have to

rent a U-Haul first. It's kind of an ordeal. Wow. Whoa. Big package. I think you're dealing at that point. Yeah. No one's waiting on me. So I can grab those anytime. All right. You guys want to see another cameo?

Yeah. I'd love to see another cameo. Yeah. We'd love to see another cameo. All right, guys. Yeah. Let's see it. I'll show you another cameo.

Yeah. Yeah. Let's see it. Yeah. Let's see it. Hey, Steven. Oh. So Shane, your framing's a bit bad. I can't wear a grown-up diaper and stomp on the camera and say you've been a bad guy.

Right. But I can do the next best thing, and I can tell you, hey, you're doing great. Angelo's not your friend. You're at my favorite pizza place. So there's that. Wow. Hope you're having a good day. It's like an egg going back into the chicken.

Yeah, it's just making me sad. You know, that's what I'm always saying when I'm reading those Reddit stories. There it is. Brutal. Oh, he said it. Oh, my God. He said it. That's great.

No, he's got to stop recording. He's got to stop recording. No, it's still going. Oh, God. Those make me really sad. Well, you know, I don't, I think, but it's, you know, the point is that it's making someone really happy. I don't know who. I don't know who. I don't know who.

I don't know who's happy from those. No one's reposting them. They're happy. Who? No, they're happy. Tommy, don't give that to him. He doesn't deserve it. Reddit stories.

Reddit stories. Brutal. That's what I'm always saying. Okay, can I say the graduation video from 2019 where courtney uh and a bunch of people through like my graduation my college graduation something that got cut from the video is oh yeah damien got a bunch of cameos for me from a bunch of celebrities from different celebrities uh there was gilbert godfrey there was the voice of solid snake and And then the best one was Mark McGrath from Sugar Ray. And

it was like that. He goes on forever. It's like three minutes and it could have stopped at 30 seconds. Why? Because Damien was just like, hey, this is Shane. He loves In-N-Out and all the, like he threw out a couple inside jokes and it comes to a point like you think it's over and he's like, awesome man. Congrats on graduating

and yeah, In-N-Out. Dude, I love In-N-Out. It's so awesome. That's like my favorite restaurant in LA. I love to go there. Get like, I think I get like the numbers. He just kept going.

And you're like, oh my God, he's not stopping. It was awesome. I feel like there are celebrities on, because before I got on Cameo, I looked at like a lot of people. And there are celebrities on Cameo that they have the camera set up, they're sitting in a weird place, there's so much headroom, and they're like, Hi,

Amy, it's your birthday. And you're like, oh, no, no, no, no. Those are the ones you want. Those are the ones you want. Those are the ones you want. Those and ours. Yeah, ours are, mine are really curated.

Mine are like. I try, I mean, I get a lot of. I get a lot. I get a lot of ask me advice, you know, or like give me advice stuff. And I try and make it like a little FaceTime. Like a little message from me. Sometimes mine are like be Sarah Christ and yell at me and tell me to get out of bed. i'm like and when you do that do it's like because i've been asked to do stuff and i'm like i don't have the costume or wig at my home so i can't like no i'll do the voice and

then i'll be like you're a piece of shit get out of bed i've had to do wait i've also had to do an alarm a morning alarm it was great oh yeah that's pretty awesome i saw that one that's when i got served whoa you're doing a morning alarm for someone i loved that do they ever ask you to have like oh put you know how i want you and angela to be in the video oh yes and i always tell them that that's i say that that's illegal i don't know if it's illegal but no if you're in the if you're paying they're not available right and they should make if it's a money thing you know it's like yeah right i can't give them a day rate for being in my cameo.

Yeah. Yeah. But your cameos are. Thanks. This next one was probably my favorite. Oh, we got another. This one's probably, this one's really good. I was.

I thought we were. I was actually ending it. I thought this one was really good. You gotta go, Jake. Your mom says you gotta go. You gotta get out. It's time to go, Jake. get out It's time to go Jake God

It's time to go Are you in a toilet? Yep I've never seen you look sicker I know you You haven't looked good In a single one of your camp Whoa

Hey And that's like That's not what people want They want to see you At your hottest. Hottest. Sexiest. How did I know that you were on a toilet?

You called it. You called it out right before I flushed the toilet. And that was awesome. It was the white lighting. One or two. What are your... Oh. Shane?

Was it shit? It's a cameo. It's not real. What? Oh, it's not real. Okay, first of all, all my cameos are very my cameos are very real. I'm gonna do it on the toilet I'm gonna do it for real. That's right Are you joking? Even Mark McGrath he would take a shit on it and he would have actually taken a shit if I paid him for he still is

On cameo full-on. He said believe it. Yep sets up a stuff in the bathroom. And you know. What's his rate? I don't know. I'm not. Do you want another? I've had four separate people in my life over the last four or five years.

What is this about to be? Try and get an Abby Lee Miller cameo for me. Oh. And her cameo? $100. It's pricey. It's pricey.

That's not bad. But that is doable. But what are you gonna get? Like if four friends went in together. Right. Anyway, she's always rejected. I think she knows me. That's my fun thing that I give myself. That's delusional.

She knows who I am. She knows who you are. What if I got one for me, but then we it was just like for you. That would be. Like I told her it's for Amanda and you weren't even involved. And then you had her. And then I play it to you and we just like bleep out Amanda. Well, that's really fun, Amanda.

I'd really like that. Do you think your friends have requested just too insane of stuff from her? Yeah, I know Kiana once asked for one and there was a lot of innuendo to when my birthday is, the day of my birthday. There was a lot of sly little things. Yes, there was a lot of little sly things. Anyway, I'd like to, I know at every point during the podcast, your guest has to sing the song that they wrote. Oh, sure. So I'm going to go ahead and do that.

That's awesome. We're so glad for that. You're so glad for it? I'm glad for it. Out of 10, how glad? Five and a half. It's not that glad. Thank you, Shane. Whoa. Thank you. Can I get a beat?

Can I get a beat? Boom. Boom. Can I get a beat? Can I get a beat? Boom, boom, boom, boom. There's a real cool guy that I think you should know. He's the, oh, sorry, I said it wrong. There's a real cool guy that I think you should meet. He's the guardian of all our streets. Trust in him and you'll be safe.

Cause this guy is super great 82 red and white and blue he's looking after me and you his middle name is robinette and he was once the president joe biden boom boom i miss you, Joe Biden. Keep beatboxing. Boom. Boom. Boom. Boom. Boom. Boom. Boom. Every night I dream about me and Joe. We're eating fajitas and watching a show. Then all of a sudden, Joe becomes a horse.

I said, what does that mean? Does Joe know? I asked Joe said, what does that mean? Does Joe know? I asked Joe Biden, what does this mean? He says, Tommy, I love you. Then I wake up from the dream, Joe Biden. Boom. Boom. I miss you, Joe Biden.

What is happening? What happened? That was the end? I thought it was going to be a Smosh Mouth song, and then it became that. No. No? No. Wait. Yes?

I'll take it. I am now open for questions. Okay. And I'll take questions on that. Okay. Why did Joe Biden become a horse? He didn't answer me in the dream, so I have no answers. Is this a real dream?

Excuse me? Is this a real dream that you had? Did you make that up? In the same way that magicians don't reveal their magic tricks, I'm not going to reveal whether it was a real dream or not. Are dreams real? That's the question we should be asking.

Oh, shit. They are. What was your question, Jay? When did you make that? When did that? When did you make that song? Last night. Last night.

This is the last night. Last night. This is the last night kind of thing. Okay. Yeah. He did it last night. Yeah, I get that. I get that. Yeah, he did it last night. And I get that.

And so, yeah. And I get that. And did you like, out of 10, can you tell me how much you liked it? I actually really liked it. I actually thought that was really good. I mean, I didn't appreciate getting yelled at, but I did like the song. Okay. I would say 8 out of 10.

Okay. I'll take that. And if I were to rate Shane's cameos, I would say his were like a 3 out of 10. I'd say 1 or 2 out of 10. One other thing I'd like to share is what I call the Mr. Pervert beta test. This is when I was trying out different voices for him. I remember different voices. I need you out of my coffee shop right now.

Oh! Oh! Oh! You just fucking... Where were you? I don't know. I don't know when that was That is not the voice I ended up using No, I would say

What was Mr. Pervert again? What? What? No, I mean what was his voice again? I know who Mr. Pervert was Come on guys It was just like this Like delightfully me

Didn't we come up with one that was different? Oh, I did In rehearsals I used a different voice There were a lot And at the end I was like I'm just gonna do my voice But I like that one It's really good That one's good It was very fun Oh, I did. In rehearsals, I used a different voice every time. There were a lot. And at the end, I was like, I'm just going to do my voice. But I like that one.

It's really good. That one's good. It was very fun in the long run. Amanda, you've got your phone out. Yeah. What bullshit are you about to do? Another voicemail. And this one is for Shane. And I actually was quite like, I don't want this on my phone.

But I saved it because it seems important. OK. OK. Hello, this is Hustlers Hollywood calling for Shane Topp. We're calling to let you know that your package of Fleshlight Riley Reed

you took will make you too vibrating on cut, jam, dick, clone of Willieie dungo molding kit rose slap slap yum liquid uh oh

tap strapped up hard tie they put all the keywords in there at hustlers hollywood please pick up your order no later than next week and since you are a special customer who orders frequently, basically all the time, we have added in juju set, king clab, electro erotic, power tripper, magic wand, slap, slap, strawberry, lick them off stickers.

Hustler. Whoa. Hustler, cellmate. Thank you so much. Cellmate? Shane, top. Shane, top. What the fuck?

I did not enjoy getting that voicemail. I think you need to. Yeah, it was harsh. It sounds like you need to pick up. And what's crazy is I looked up all those things Real names for things at Hustlers Hollywood That can't be true That can't be

I'm dead serious Slap, slap That seems like something private that you have With the Hustlers That's between me and Hustlers Since you're a special customer You better go pick that stuff up they know me yeah you better go get that stuff going yeah yeah i need to get that so yeah they

called me and i was like whoa call shane so why are you getting these phone calls that aren't for you so well i don't know i often put other people's information down when i'm ordering you need to use a ups they know we're friends. I use different emails to be discreet so that nobody can find me. Shane, it's cellmate. But, you know, I have the money to buy those things from the cameos

I did. And I got one last one here. I was proud of this one. I think this one was my best one. Let's take a peek at this. Yeah, let's take a peek. Jessica, proud of this one okay i think this one was my best one let's take a peek at this yeah let's take a peek let's take a peek jessica uh your dad says you had a rough game last night and i'm sorry to hear that you know um they say you miss 100 of the shots you don't take and um or in this case you miss the shots that you did take as well yeah oh no oh he's going somewhere now oh no he's trying to turn on a light and he's reaching for it and it's really bad just want to make sure that light's working oh that's it's all bad

god it's all bad. Russell! Russell! God. It's all bad. Jesus Christ. Dude. Learn how to... Wow. Learn how to turn off your cameos. I will say...

I'm giving him a genuine moment. That one is very realistic. Jessica, you lost the game. I think my impression of cameos is really good. I think your impression is unbelievable. Jessica. You were both in the group chat when I said that someone asked me on cameo to tell their son that the parents were getting divorced, right? Yes.

That's awesome. Do we have to cut that from this? I don't think so. Okay. I denied the request. It's not my business Well You might have Oh I guess

You're not giving specific names I'm not giving That's a wild request Yeah You know what else is wild? Oh no This is for Shane You just call 911

Oh we're so sorry to hear about your brother That passed away He gets five big booms Boom Boom Boom Boom Boom! Boom! Boom! Boom! Oh, dude. Oh, we're so sorry to hear about your brother

that passed away. He gets five big booms. Five big booms. Boom! Boom! Boom! Ah, we're so sorry to hear that. So they're on Cameo. I don't know what that was. How did you get that? I found it online somewhere. I've seen that before. That's viral. That got me. That must be on Cameo. I don't know what that was. How did you get that? I found it online somewhere. No, I've seen that before.

That's viral. That got me. That must be a Cameo. That's going to immediately get me. That must be. That had to have been. So are they doing any Costco guy videos anymore? They're doing them all the time. I think they're huge.

I think they're an enterprise. They're bigger than Costco. What do you think it's doing to the psyche of that small child? I don't know. I think he's working. He's working. I think every day he wakes up, his dad's like, come on, get up. We got to do a of that small child? I don't know. I think he's working. He's working. I think every day he wakes up, his dad's like, come on, get up. We got to do a cameo.

We got to go to Costco. He's like, Dad, no, I don't want to go. I just want to play my games. I need a donut. He's like, let's go. Yeah. Do you agree? Yeah.

Do you think, I haven't been to a Costco in a long time. Do they have big posters of all of them all around the Costcos? There's a statue in every single Costco. Like a dystopian novel? They're there holding up flags and stuff? Exactly. They salute the Rizzler in the morning? I don't think that they're in any posters.

I'm posing the question. I'm just asking. I don't know. Are you in any posters? Yeah. I'm a the question. I'm just asking. I don't know. No, I don't think. Are you in any posters? Yeah. Yeah. Where at? I'm a Corona girl.

You know, Corona beer girl. Uh-huh. Yeah. A couple liquor stores. Yeah. You'll see me. Bikini. That's right.

On the beach. The people.com warehouse has you all over the outside of the building. They have my stuff. They haven't asked for a quote or anything, but they'll get around to it. They're kind of like keeping me, you know, because they know I'm getting huge. And you are. I meant huge celebrity status. I meant my status.

I meant my status. Yeah. I meant my status. Youstillpeople.com. Every fucking day of my life. Can you give us a news update? What's going on today? It's going to reveal the day, but that's fine.

Oh, are we not revealing the day? I don't care. Nobody cares. There was a time where people here did care, I think. Okay, it's on my top searched. Okay. Okay, you unlocked. Oh, boo.

This is a, okay. People, people are all over this shit. People or people? People and people... Okay. People are all over this shit. People or people? People and people. Okay. Justin Baldoni. Who is that? This is...

This is... This ends with us. I don't know a ton about this. I keep hearing tidbits. It ends with us. Movie. The drama between Blake Lively and... Oh, that's still happening?

Oh. I thought it ended with them. No. Justin Baldoni is demanding Disney hold onto documents to support his claims Ryan Reynolds used Nice Pool to bully him. So now he's saying, you remember Deadpool? Did you watch the newest Deadpool with Wolverine? I don't like Ryan Reynolds. Okay.

And that's okay. I know. And that's okay. People don't ever, don't ever let people.com hear that, but that's okay. This, so,

so Ryan Reynolds plays Deadpool. The guy was like, Hey, Oh, I'm aware. And then he played this character called nice pool. Who's like super nice and everything's cool. And he looks like this.

And Justin Baldoni is claiming that he did an impression of him and he's bullying him. Oh, that's awesome. Okay. Can I tell you my favorite joke I've ever made about Ryan Reynolds? Yeah. He's like if Chris Pratt was a different guy. I like that. That one's actually really, really good. Yeah. Yeah, I like that. Just another guy.

It's like buff, witty guy. Yeah. If we find a guy who's buff and also can have a little humor in there, then we're just going to put him in every movie that ever comes out. That's just reality. I'm not even joking. No, you're right. I didn't want to draw the parallels to you. All right.

I'm not good looking enough. No. What's going on over here? I don't know. Okay, back to people.com. No. What's going on over here? I don't know. Okay, back to people.com. No more real talk, okay, guys? Come on. Margaret Qualley's face was so effed up from the substance prosthetics that it took one year for her skin to recover.

Whoa. Whoa. It was really the substance. Have you seen the substance? No. really the substance have you seen the substance no loser have you seen yes you did yeah i'm a loser i'm afraid i don't know that movie that movie i don't pressure anyone to watch it because it is it is intense insane but it is so good really oh i saw anora in dbox sorry you saw anora in dbox you know where it like shifts you around Oh, I saw Nora in D-Box. Sorry. You saw Nora in D-Box.

You know where it like shifts you around? No, you didn't. It was awesome. There would be absolutely no reason. I was so proud of that joke. It took a second when you didn't get it. When you didn't get it. Because D-Box, I don't know. I have never.

We don't call it that. We call it Motion Ride 3D. We don't call it that. We call it Motion Ride 3D. We don't call it Motion Ride 3D. We do not call it Motion Ride 3D. I don't call it D-Box. There would be no reason to watch Onora in D-Box.

That's so funny. The stripper parts? Real talk over Christmas, I saw Mufasa in D-Box with some of my family. Why? Some of my family wanted to see it. Because if you're not watching it in D-Box, God bless you. And so I'm sitting there in the theater watching Mufasa, and the entire time, like, it's bouncing you around.

And the entire time, I'm like, what would be the funniest movies to see this? And ever since, that's all I think about And I'm like, The Holdovers, Anora Anora's crazy Did you see Anora? Anora's crazy, I love Anora so much I saw it twice I saw it once with Friends and then once with Gardia

I was like, you must see this The Armenian Brothers? It's a great movie For those watching, it's an incredible movie It's intense It's intense As that director. For those watching, it's an incredible movie. It's intense. It's intense. As that director makes intense movies. Yeah, it's very intense.

Every single thing he touches, I feel like it's real people. There's something about the acting, the writing. Also the guy who's shooting it, too. Oh, I mean, it's the whole team, of course. It's so unbelievable. The Armenian Brothers were making stride. That in D-Box would have been hilarious. It was a very good joke.

Thank you. I really liked it. You've been glued to people.com ever since I prompted you to look at it. Yeah, you are hooked. Okay, what's cool about people.com is they have a real people section, y'all. This is like us, y'all. The rest is fake? No, the rest is celebrities.

We can't touch them. The rest is for us peasants. Yes, exactly. The rest are celebrities. We are not like them. We will never be like them. We are like real people, just like this story. Uncle refuses to attend B best man and niece's wedding because she wants him to enter with his ex-wife who cheated on him.

Big story. Do you guys get that? This is just some family's drama that they've made into an article. Of course. That's what's cool about people.com. Cool. Rebecca Black on the crushing feeling of being teased by celebs after a Friday music video. Well, she's a celebrity.

And Lady Gaga's kind words. Lady Gaga's a celebrity. I mean, Rebecca Black's killing it. I'm jumping around, guys. Jumping around here. What's your favorite day of the week? What? That's really tough.

Yeah. Amanda? Friday or Saturday? Favorite day of the week? Friday. Yeah. Amanda? Friday or Saturday? Every day of the week. Friday. Saturday. Saturday is solid. Sunday is awesome, but Sunday night can kind of be a bummer.

Saturday is great because you have all of it. My favorite day is Friday. Friday is really nice. Because you start the day doing the thing you did all week. Yeah. Then you leave. Yep. You've got two days ahead of you.

You know what? Friday is probably, there's a good case for it because you feel accomplished by the end of the day. And you feel relief at the end of the day. No. What if you ate it? I just ripped the phone out of Amanda's hand. Fine. I'm totally done.

Are you? Katie Holmes keeps bundling up in plaid jackets. And now we're convinced we need one this winter, too. How much time do you spend on people.com a week? You read everything, right? None of your business. Amanda, you read all of it every day, right? Yeah.

All of it every day. And then I read BBC as well. I'm also an adult. Okay. And I read the news. And then I read BBC as well. I'm also an adult. Okay. And I read the news. And then I read my horoscope. Woo! And your horoscope's like, Lady Gaga found.

Walking down the street. No, my horoscope's like, rest, girl, rest. Put that phone down. Put the phone down and rest. Stop reading people. What if your horoscope said stopreadingpeople.com? Would you listen? The stars never lie i might but that's

astrology doesn't do that kind of stuff it doesn't stop you from loving your your things what if faster not someday get out all the way out there and the stars are like we've been fucking with you this whole time like all those articles we wrote that all that shit we were saying retrograde that's some guy named joe and he's just a piece of shit over there. Mercury's like, I was joking, dude. I wasn't actually doing that ever. He's just flicking on a light switch over there. Click clack.

Click clack. Wow. I hate astrology, but I love it at the same time. What's your sign? My sign, I'm Virgo. I'm a Virgo, too. too see that's the thing virgos hate astrology virgos hate astrology that would be you rarely meet virgos who like astrology that's my case i mean i'm like i'm such a virgo because virgos uh people are like virgos love lists i'm

like fuck you no we don't virgos are always right you know what, know what's right. This is very Virgo behavior. And as an Aquarius, I will compartmentalize this behavior and then journal about it later and then try really hard to just let it be. But I will help you. What's the birthday season we're in right now? Birthday season.

Capricorn? Yes. Is a Capricorn trait being annoying? I heard wet blanket. Interesting. I've only had the opposite experience. But I like Capricorns. Okay.

Oh, do you find them annoying? Some of them. There's probably a Capricorn in here. I don't know. Maybe. So are there signs that you don't like? Like if someone's like, oh, this is my birthday, and you're like, oh, I hate you. No.

Oh, that means I hate you immediately. No. I don't hate anybody. There are people that I hate. I made up for. Because you can't tell me that if someone is born on a specific day that I'm going to. There are people that I'll meet. I'll be like, oh, I don't automatically ask them

what their sign is right away. I'm not cuckoo. But if I hear their sign and it's like many times different people have the same sign that I'm like, ooh, we struggle, you and me. You're noticing a pattern. Yes. Okay.

All I know is that I fall for Taurus. Oh. And then I'm lost in the sauce. You know who else falls for Taurus? Minotaur. The Morning Glory Milking Farm lady. I know you. You don't know me.

I know you. They're pointing. You don't know me. They're pointing with their sharp fingers. Should we call it? Should we call it? Yeah, should we see who won? All right, we're calling it.

Selena, read the tally. This is pretty close, I think. I know I lost. This one was really good and very chill. I wasn't trying that hard to hold my laughter. I let it flow. Yeah, I can tell. Amanda laughed 19 times.

Wow. 19 times, Amanda. That's a lot of laughs. Tommy laughed 10 times. That's right. I'm a serious bastard. Yeah, you are. And Shane laughed 14 times.

Whoa! So our special guest, Tommy Bo, is the winner? Tommy won. Special guest. And do you know what you get? What do I get, Amanda? A cameo from me. Oh, my God.

And you don't even have to pay for it. You got to make that request. Can you tell me I did a great job and make sure that it's a number two and not a number one? What do you mean? When you're on the toilet. Oh, okay. I was going to record it right now, and then I just realized you wanted it on the toilet. Oh, okay. I was going to record it right now and then I just realized you wanted it on the toilet. No, I want to hear the

No, you can record it and give it to him. I want to hear the splashes. I personally don't want to be a witness to you recording. Sure, sure. I think that would scar me. That would be awful. There's a lot that I deal with, so no.

Tommy, thank you for being here. Tommy, you win a $20 gift card too? Wherever. Panera Bread. I was just thinking that. Were you actually? I love Panera Bread. Do I get it ever?

No. I haven't had it in 20 years, but I love it. No, same. Same. Guys, that was TNTL. Let us know if you want us to do more of these. We love them. They're getting more chill, but they're actually getting more fun for me.

They're getting wacky. I'm glad to be a part of this chill vibe version. And now that I've used all four parts of my brain, as soon as we cut, I power down like a robot. You are donezo. Yeah, absolutely. Thanks for being here, Tommy. Thank you. Thanks for watching, and check out Tommy's show. Oh my god! Where can I find it? Right.

Tomy Bones, T-O-M-E-Y-B-O-N-E-S on YouTube. First episode with Amanda should be out, and then all of last season is still out, so you can watch that too. It's so much fun. Alright, we'll see you next week. Bye!