Smosh Mouth - #80 - Our Wildest "Hear Me Out"s

Episode Date: February 10, 2025

Time to hear Amanda, Shayne, and Courtney out! Go to https://www.Zocdoc.com/SMOSHMOUTH to find and instantly book a top-rated doctor today. 0:00 Intro 8:53 Our hear me outs! 32:34 Sponsor! 33:58 Back to our hear me outs 46:20 FMK SUBSCRIBE: https://smo.sh/Sub2SmoshCast WEAR OUR JOKES: https://smosh.com WHO YOU HEAR Courtney Miller // https://www.instagram.com/co_mill/ Shayne Topp // https://www.instagram.com/shaynetopp/ Amanda Lehan-Canto // https://www.instagram.com/filmingamanda/ WHO YOU DON’T HEAR (usually) Director: Selina Garcia Editor: Alyssa Salter Producer: Amanda Lehan-Canto, Shayne Topp, Selina Garcia Production Designer: Cassie Vance Art Director: Erin Kuschner Assistant Art Director: Josie Bellerby Art Coordinator: Alex Aguilar Prop Master: Courtney Chapman Audio Mixer: Scott Neff Audio Utility: Dina Ramli Director of Photography: Brennan Iketani Videographer: James Hull Camera Operator: Eric Wann Assistant Director: Alexcina Figueroa Executive Vice President of Production: Amanda Barnes Senior Production Manager: Alexcina Figueroa Production Coordinator: Zianne Hoover Operations & Production Coordinator: Oliver Wehlander Production Assistant: Caroline Smith Post Production Manager: Luke Baker DIT/Lead AE: Matt Duran IT: Tim Baker Director of Design: Brittany Hobbs Graphic Designers: Ness Cardano, Monica Ravitch Senior Manager, Channel & Strategy: Lizzy Jones Channel Operations Coordinator: Audrey Carganilla Director of Social Media: Erica Noboa Social Creative Producer: Peter Ditzler, Tommy Bowe Merchandising Manager: Mallory Myers Social Media Coordinator: Kim Wilborn Brand Partnership Manager: Chloe Mays Talent Coordinator: Selina Garcia People Operations Specialist: Katie Fink Front Office Assistant: Sara Faltersack CEO: Alessandra Catanese EVP of Programming: Kiana Parker Coordinator Producer of Programming: Marcus Munguia Executive Coordinator: Rachel Collis OTHER SMOSHES: Smosh: https://smo.sh/Sub2Smosh Smosh Pit: https://smo.sh/Sub2SmoshPit Smosh Games: https://smo.sh/Sub2SmoshGames El Smosh (Spanish Dub): https://smo.sh/Sub2ElSmosh FOLLOW US: TikTok: https://smo.sh/TikTok Instagram: https://instagram.com/smosh Facebook: https://facebook.com/smosh" Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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And we have a really, really special guest here today. Wow, you really broke the vibe there. Wow, we were so hot just there. Were you? We were first date hot. We were like, yeah. Hey, wow, how's it going? We were first date hot. We were like, yeah. Hey. Wow. How's it going?

Hey. I'm Shane. Oh, God. Goodness. This first date is not going to go well. This is a date? You guys are seducing me? I think it's already been happening.

I'll seduce you a little bit more if you enjoy. Yes, please. Guys, we have Courtney Miller with us today. Hello. It is the 10th of February as of this airing, and the Super Bowl was crazy.

You know, that happened, and that was nuts. That one play, that was insane. That halftime show, did not expect that. So good. Kendrick sang. That was insane. And that halftime show, did not expect that. Whoa. So good. Kendrick sang. Kendrick sang, which he doesn't normally do.

Yeah, and... And all those guests. Right. Anyways, Amanda, your birthday's coming up. Your birthday's this year. Four days. I know my birthday's this year,

which is crazy. It hasn't been in a long time. Okay, for people born on a leap year, that's actually true. That's actually true. That's crazy. Oh my God, there are people in this world who actually get to say that, that their birthday is this year.

Yeah. Not me. Valentine's Day is coming up. It's you and it's one of your sisters or two of your sisters? One. That would be crazy. So you share your birthday with your sister. So I share my birthday with my sister. Noah also shares his birthday with his sibling on Valentine's Day. I share my birthday with my sister. Noah also shares his birthday

with his sibling on Valentine's Day. Siblings. Siblings. Three. No, not all three of them are born on Valentine's Day. Yeah, buddy. All three of them. Yeah, buddy.

It's absolutely true. Something is wrong. It's definitely weird. No, something's great. Being born on Valentine's Day is a gift. Really? I love it. I've never not loved it.

Why do you love it? Because it doesn't matter. It doesn't matter what your status is. It's your? I love it. I've never not loved it. Why do you love it? Because it doesn't matter. It doesn't matter what your status is. It's your god dang birthday. And it makes it easy for your husband where it's like,

oh, it's just, it's lumped into one. And also... Do you expect a Valentine's Day and a birthday? Well, if I want to get into that, we are not the biggest gift givers.

Like, we are very much like... You and your mans? We're like, we're saving this for a trip. You're not a gift, like, that's not a love language. No, no, no, no, no. Like, for Christmas,

we went to Ireland. That was like, oh. Like, we'll be like clean. I don't know. For some reason, it doesn't excite us as much. Unless I'll be like, what do you want?

And he's like, great. And I'm like, there's your gift. Totally. For some reason, it's not like a thing. So for Valentine's Day, I always just want really good food, like something really good to drink, and then I definitely want like a morning jaunt outside. A jaunt.

So I lump those together with the gifts. Okay. What's a jaunt? Like a- A stroll I lump those together with the gifts. Okay. What's a jaunt? Like a. A stroll. A stroll, but you're excited about it. Okay. Okay.

Cool. Okay. A jaunt. A jaunt. What would you say are your love languages? 100% like acts of service. Like. Yeah.

Like doing the laundry, cleaning, being like, oh, I did that. For sure. You know. I'm just kidding. Like, you know. You know, acts of service. Quality time, big. That's like top, my number one.

Affirmations are great. They're not something that like, I don't know. Like when he says it, it's out of the blue and it's really, really nice. I, for some reason, don't. I don't want him to, like, tell me every single day. Okay. That I'm, like, the hottest woman in the world. Like, we get it.

Like, we get it. I fucking know. Because when he says it, it's really amazing. So, yeah, it's quality time, acts of service. That's cool. That's good. All right, you guys. I feel like I've been, like, reassessing mine in the last few years because I think I used to think it was physical affection, which I think is still.

But I also think I use it more as, like, an anxiety crutch sometimes. Like, Shane, you know that when I'm anxious, I'll just be like. Self-suit. He's like my stress ball. Yeah. But I love buying things for people. Like Shane, you know that when I'm anxious, I'll just be like self self-soothe. He's like my stress ball. Like, yeah. But I love I love buying things for people. And sometimes the idea of a day kind of takes the takes it out for me. Like Christmas is really stressful for me because I now have to like, OK, time to think of gifts.

But like, I really prefer I love giving gifts to like anybody. And like, I love when it's like, I found this thing. I want to give it to you now. Like I'm not. You're good at that. I feel like you're a really good gift giver. I love doing it. Because I feel like I'll get you Christmas presents.

And then like then that one time I got you the kettle for our coffee. That was not a holiday or anything. And that's like still one of the greatest. Oh, yeah. I love doing stuff like that. And I think in terms of what I, like, the love language that I give, I think it's quality time, affection, and, like, I think just all of them. I think because I just really needed love. I think all of them play a part.

I think all of them are important. Yeah. I think then so probably just, like, quality time and physical affection is, like, what I give. And then what I crave is think all of them are important. I think then, so probably just like quality time and physical affection is like what I give and then what I crave is probably all of it. And that is great. That's cool. That is great. Hey guys.

Hey guys. I don't know why that was so vulnerable for me anyways. I mean it's I mean, I said acts of service and winked. It's pretty vulnerable. How about you, Shane? I think it's tough. I think quality time. Acts of service is one that I like to do for other people.

You know, I'm like, oh, if I know there's something I can do that'll make someone's day easier, I'm like, oh, hell yeah, I'll do that. Gifts giving is hard sometimes. I love when I know what I can get someone. But otherwise, I don't like to go out and get a gift just to get a gift for someone. It almost feels like, I'm like, eh, I'd rather not. Then if I'm like, oh, I know this person's going to like this thing. Right. Then I feel stoked about it.

I agree with you. But otherwise I'm like, if it feels like, oh, I got you something just to get you something. I'd rather like go out and be like, oh, I've got wine. I'll buy a bottle of wine for the dinner. Yeah, we'll go get dinner. I love that. We'll go bowling or something. Like that's quality time.

But yeah. But all of them are nice. Yeah. All of them are really cool. Yeah, all of them are nice. None of them are bad. They're all sick. No, but I think also when you live together,

it is so nice to come home to like my newest thing for h lately which has been so fun is that we have this like teapot and i fill it up with his favorite tea it's like a cardamom tea and i i do it like perfectly with like a little bit of honey so right when he wakes up he has a pot of tea with a cup like ready to go and it is he talks about it all day. He's like, thanks for that tea. It was so good. That's really sweet.

And that, that makes me happy. Like, I wake up, that's, like, my thing. I love, like, doing acts of service, like, getting us ready for the day. No, I love that stuff, too. Yeah. I wish I could do something like that, except for Shane wakes up two days earlier than me. Yeah, it's kind of hard with Shane. He tells me how early he wakes up.

I've been waking up at like 5 to 5 30 every morning and I like read for an hour or two. Nobody can compete with that. No. And so it's like impossible for me to, like he has like this whole secret life. You say it like my second life. He literally has a second family. I'm just either reading or playing video games.

No, he has a secret life. Yeah, but then remember when you like had like some game that you had been playing and I had no idea you were playing it? And you're like, well, it's when I wake up in the morning. And I'm like, you have this whole life? He lives a double life. I don't know about that. Just like when serial killers live double lives, he also lives a double life. He's just playing video games in the dead of night.

Where the sun's not even up. After several weeks, Courtney's like, who games in the dead of night in the way the sun's not even after like several weeks courtney's like who is dave the diver like uh it's a game it's like it's not just a game i don't know about it who is he yeah that's so funny yeah i i mean but he does make coffee every morning and like for the longest time he always made like coffee for both of us but like i've been coffee hurts my tummy. It makes me anxious lately. I say I say stop. I'm with you.

I'm with you on that. I'm just like more coffee for me. So you just guzzle coffee. More coffee for his double life. I drink one cup of coffee and then I have a lot more and I'll like pour another cup and I never finish it. Whoa, really? What a waste. Pour half. Sometimes I finish it.

Sometimes. But I'm like, I need to stop. I want to keep going because I love coffee. Yeah. Same. Yeah. Wow. Coffee's love language, guys.

With Valentine's Day, I thought it'd be fun for us to talk about. One of my favorite trends on TikTok last year was the hear me outs. And we did it. We did it. We did it here and that was so fun. We did a version of it. People were doing the hear me out cake and we did it. We did it. We did it here and that was so fun. We did a version of it. People were doing the hear me out cake

and some of them were absolutely insane. A lot of people did not understand the point of it. No, I think some people were like, oh, this person's actually,

everyone thinks they're hot. They're saying hear me out and then putting the hottest person down. Yeah. The point is, it's got to be like, nobody's thought of that.

Everyone's like, ooh, huh? And I think also some people go so wild that it's like, are you being for real? But with the hear me outs, you'll be like, you too? Yeah, me too. And then there's a collective of people being like, okay, we all kind of agree that this hear me out is actually hot. Yeah, absolutely. I feel like that happened.

Absolutely. So we all kind of wrote down some of our own. And I think we should discuss them here. I'm so excited. So does anyone want to start? I have my notebook. I think Courtney should start. I think we'll discuss them.

It's not just throwing it out there. Okay. It's discuss it a little bit. Okay. So I have hear-me-outs that aren't just people. That's perfect. That's perfect. That's perfect.

Okay. So let's start with some guys. Okay. Okay. The Chevron claymation cars. Oh, yeah. What do they look like? I get that.

The cars, the animated cars. Yeah, I understand what you're saying. I can look it up and show you. Yeah, this was before the movie Cars. These, those claymation cars, I totally get what you're saying. They're Chevron cars. They're just so... They got Riz.

Yeah. You know what? I immediately understand. Maybe they're not a hear-me-out. Oh, yeah. Those are cute. Some hotter than others. Like this white one. I haven't looked at another one in a while. Look at that. Yeah. Sex-ay.

A little bit Wallace and Gromity. Ooh, this one's like dad-coated. I don't know about Wallace and Gr a while. Look at that. Yeah. Sex-ay. A little bit Wallace and Gromit-y. Yeah. Ooh, this one's like dad-coded. I don't know about Wallace and Gromit. Dad-coded. I don't think Wallace and Gromit. That's a good one. That's a good one.

Thanks. I have some weird ones. The Crocodile in Peter Pan. Oh. Whoa. The cartoon. 100%. Really?

Yeah. Wow. Yeah. He's sexy. Doesn't he have a clock inside his belly? Yes. TikTok. He does. He does. Yeah. He's sexy. Doesn't he have a clock inside his belly? Yes. TikTok. He does.

Maybe that's not a hear me out if you like him. Am I, are these, do people in the room think these are like, no duh? I think it's a hear me out. No, I don't think these are no duh. But other people also agree. There's just a known thing about me. I like things, my normal crushes are people being like, what? Yeah, it's okay to say a hear me out and people hear you.

True. They are hearing me out. You're right. Yeah. And it's just the crocodile, he's so juicy. There's just and I don't know what gender the crocodile is. It doesn't matter. Doesn't matter. Not for me. Juicy. He'll eat you. He's juicy. He'll eat you. Does he have a name too?

He probably does have a name. He probably does have a name something in the jeremy sumter when they call him something bruce live action croc if they call him croc are you looking at we were we were on a we were on a disney cruise and i remember one of the like disney characters that came out was was mr smee and i remember being like dude this guy this guy's got it all. No, I'm not saying he's a hear-me-out, but I was just like, his outfit and the way he's moving around, I was like, that guy's,

he's putting it all out there. I did not realize. Mr. Smee. No, he's like a, he's got like a crop top. He should never have a crop top. He does. The crocodile's name is Tick Tock.

Tick Tock, that's what I said. Tick Tock, but I didn't realize that was his name. Okay, can I tell you guys something crazy? Remember Hook? I don't know if you know this, and maybe I'm really late to the game. Did you know that Glenn Close is in Hook? What is she playing?

I know. You are gonna lose it. You are going to lose it. Wait, I didn't see a picture. You are going to lose it. Remember in the beginning where Shmi comes down and it's a person and he's like, you lied. And he's like, yeah, I lied. I lied. I don't remember.

You lied. And then they lock him in a box and put a bunch of things. I don't remember this. That is Glenn Close. Oh, yeah, this guy. That is Glenn Close. That's right. Close.

I just found this out the other day. That's right. She, oh my God. Close. I loved that character for some reason. Me too. That's a hear me out. It was like, huh.

Wait, no, no, wait. That's a hear me out. Glenn Close in Fatal Attraction, hear me out. I mean, of course. He's so jittery. That's so funny. Anyways, I wanted to say that. So TikTok the crocodile.

Got it. Okay. Huge. Do you want to go? I'll do some. I feel like some you've probably heard me just say out loud, and you've been like, oh, God. Bene Gesserits, hear me out. The Bene Gesserits.

You know what? I have to look up some shit. That's Dune. Dune. That's the evil lady. Where it's like, stop! Okay, the lady who's like, put your hand in my pain box.

Put your hand in my box. They are, well, they're kind of nun-like. They're like nuns. They force men to put their hand in their box and they look.

And they're like, ah! And they're like, stop screaming. A lot of people pay a lot of money for And they're like, stop screaming. A lot of people pay a lot of money for that shit. No, of course. Real. I just, I love someone for the dramatics.

I love the full, and I know no one's watching Dune Prophecy but me, and I think it's so good. It's on HBO, whatever. The full, like, long outfit, and then, like, the top, and then the veil. And you can't really see their mouths but you can see their eyes and i'm like damn hot i get that okay so you agree i understand where you're coming from great i get it okay so that's one of mine dune is one of those movies where everyone's like like messed up hot yeah it's like everyone's hot but it's like yeah weird yeah well they're all sweaty yeah except if you're not on the hot planet yeah arrakis that's why the planet arrakis well speaking of doom as we all

know i love haver bardem yes but the hottest i think he's ever been is no country for old men that's that's actually fully insane anton. Don't talk to me like that. Anton Chigurh is Did you just give him his Did you tell me his character name? Is that his character name? Yeah. Wow. Anton Chigurh is people say categorically that that is the hottest. That's the

best depiction of a psychopath in media. And it is the hottest man you've ever seen. Take Berries and Cream Oh. Attach it Attach it to Javier Bardem And it is the hottest man you've ever seen. Take berries and cream. Oh. Attach it. No, exactly. Attach it to Javier Bardem.

Private have no soul, zero empathy, the amazing ability to kill. We all know I love him. I think he's so hot. But him in a freaking bowl cut? It's one of the best. It's a side part bowl cut, too. It's just crazy. It's one of the best performances of all time side part bowl cut too. It's just crazy.

It's one of the best performances of all time. I will not say that it's attractive at all. To say that that's more attractive than all of his other characters is crazy. I am gonna, I do feel. That it is. One thing I'm going to, we're probably gonna feel in this episode is a little bit of reference age gaps.

That's okay. That's okay. I'm gonna have to take my phone out a lot looking. That's okay. That's okay. I'm going to have to take my phone out a lot. Look, that's okay. No Country for Old Men's a, I mean, for people who like, are into that kind of film. I love that movie. It's so dark. It's a dark movie.

It's such a good acting movie. I feel like it's a movie where I get to nerd out and just be like, oh. Old guys dying. Oh, no country. And Tommy Lee Jones, my other hear-me-out, is in there. Listen, right now, do I think he's a hear-me-out? Not exactly. No Country for Old Men is literally just your type just walking around.

Oh, my God. 100%. That's what I like. Weathered. That's what I like. Okay. I did a couple. I did a few.

Do you want to answer that? Okay, sure. I'll say a couple. All right. So I have some mild ones that are what I think. Okay. I did a couple. I did a few. Do you want to? Okay, sure. I'll say a couple. All right. So I have some mild ones that are like, okay. Okay. And then I get into

some more insane ones later. Oh. So first one, this one's obvious. This isn't even a hear me out, but I just feel like I should put it out there, is forget the character's name,

but the buff lady from Encanto. Oh, yeah. I mean, just obvious. She looks like a couple of my aunts. I'm not even kidding. That's crazy. Like, hot.

Favorite song, to be honest. Which one? We can't say the Bruno one. Under Pressure. No, no, Under Pressure. She's so hot. Or Pressure. It's like surface pressure.

She's amazing. Yeah, so that one's obvious. The other one, I'll say, is The Wicked Witch. Not from Wicked, but from the OG Oz. Wow. The OG Wizard of Oz. but from the OG Oz. Wow. Like, the OG Wizard of Oz. The OG Wizard of Oz. With the lead paint makeup.

Because watching her, I was just like, she is so green. And she's like, she doesn't let up throughout the whole thing. She's just purely evil. But I'm like, if you're living in Oz, right? You're like the Wicked Witch of the West. She is nonstop bastard. Yeah. But then you're suddenly, say you're at a tavern and you just see her in the corner

and you're just like, that's the Wicked Witch. You're going to buy her a drink. Should I go talk to her? If you're at a tavern and you hear this from the corner, I'm like, who's that? She sounds like a blast.

We should hang out. I love a good laugh in a tavern. She has a couple. That was solid. She's yelling throughout all of it She has a couple parts where she calms down a little bit And that's where you saw Honestly the coldest shit

She does in that movie She's got magical abilities But she comes face to face with the crew And what she does is lights her broom on fire And just touches the scarecrow I'm like that's ice cold right there You didn't even do magic You just lit broom on fire and just touches the scarecrow. I'm like, that's ice cold right there. You didn't even do magic. You just lit him on fire.

That was like the 10 times equivalent of putting your cigarette out on a person. Straight up. No, I was like, okay. So you're kind of personality driven a little bit in your hear me outs. Energy driven. Which I like. That should be it. Funny, I do have a hear me out that says...

You have pages upon pages written. Yeah, but it's like ideas and concepts that I'm like, hear me out. Okay, that's also fair. So I have one that says when they have the witch wart on the nose that's so big, that is... The big one on a witch's nose.

That's huge. Like, you're a unicorn. Like, you choosing to keep that on a witch's nose. That's huge. Like, you're a unicorn. Like, you choosing to keep that on, and that's awesome. Is actually, I will say, yeah. That is country. I think it's amazing. A witch could go to a dermatologist. Yeah, they can.

Or like, you know, people got like an X-Acto knife in their bathroom or whatever. Whoa! Whoa! Sorry, my mom had to do the wart once on my foot. But, oh my God. Stop, stop. Freeze it off. And also not,

just witches have that. I think that's so cool. I'm not, this is not a bit. I think it's ep, ep. No, I think it's cool. Yeah. Like, I love,

I love, like, that's a bold feature and to lead with it. You're literally, that's the first thing that enters the room sometimes, is you're warm. And you guys think, you think that's You're literally, that's the first thing that enters the room sometimes. Is you're warm.

And you guys think that's hot. I think that's good. I wrote sometimes mannequins. Have you seen the movie Mannequin? I made him. I swear to God. No, I have not seen Mannequin. Yes.

I put it on. I put it on. One and two. Okay, that's right. He's part of the brat pack. This is my best friend right here. He's part of the brat pack. We literally. best friend right here. He's part of the brat pack. We literally, I forget where we were.

We were one time like scrolling through like movies on this, on this pay-per-view and it came across Mannequin 2 and Courtney goes, oh my gosh, Mannequin 2. And I was like, yeah, whatever. Like, like thinking like, oh, you're joking. Who's never heard of this movie? And you're like, no, that movie is awesome. I was like, ever joke about that? You'll suggest a movie that I'm like,

how have I never heard of this movie before in my life? A mannequin is a classic. A mannequin is iconic. Mannequin 2 is fine. You were saying, oh, No Country for Old Men, there's going to be an age cap thing. And then you bring up mannequin from the 80s. I've watched a lot of movies.

Listen, I was obsessed with the Brat Pack. He's one of them. And it was his story with Kim Cattrall, who was the mannequin from Sex and the City. Kim Cattrall's awesome. So I can see why you think mannequins are hot. They're naked 24-7. I mean, they're not supposed to be. When they're doing their job, they're not.

But in mannequin. When they're working. When they're doing mannequin. Look, sometimes you just see one and you're like, whoa. Like, whoa. I'm kind of, I'm into that. And then you see one that's like, no. Some of them have some.

Have you seen those ones where their mouth is like. Wait, no. Yeah. What? Where's that? There's some places where like they like, their mouths are like wide open. They're like. Is that Hollywood Hustlers?

No. I'm just kidding. Where? It's kind of like a smiling like. Express. They're like. Oh, wait a second. I know what you're talking about. Yes. I don't like when mannequins have expressions like that? No. I'm just kidding. Where? It's kind of like a smiling like. They're like. Oh, wait a second. I know what you're talking about.

Yes. I don't like when mannequins have expressions like that. No. Wait, I know what you're talking about. Where is that? Most are like headless or have just like a blank face. I know what you're talking about. They're like.

I know. Ah, exactly. That's creepy. I'm going to have to look it up later. Okay, so now they're on the hear me out of those. Do you have a preference of like what kind of mannequin is your favorite to look at? No. Buff.

Like headless, faceless, basic expression. Headless and faceless, I, you know. Yeah. Whoa, okay. That's what I'm asking. Yeah, headless, faceless. No, I don't think I have a preference. But I will say, can I say something funny that is also true?

Is that when I was a kid, I wonder if other dudes relate to this. Like when you're a kid and you're walking through the mall with your mom or your parents. And you like walk past Victoria's Secret. And you're just like, don't look. Yeah, dude. And you're just like. Dad, how did I not know I was queer? Because you're not trying to just like.

I know. But when you're like seven and you're just like. No, I relate to this feeling too. Wow. I relate to it completely different. Like, my God, what kind of bra am I going to get in there? Dude, I was right there with you, Shane, where it was like, I can't look. I can't look.

I'm like getting the biggest look. See, it would have been easier for you to have an excuse to be like, oh, I wonder if I should buy that someday. Yeah, when I was 11. Yeah, you can't. I wonder if when I'm older, I'll get that. But me, I can't. I'm waiting for my partner. She's in the changing room.

It's like, there's no one in the changing room. You're 11, Kate. You're 11. My wife is in there. I have a fedora on that I found somewhere. My job. Wow. That's great. Okay, I have one. My job. Wow. That's great.

Okay, I have one. Tony the Tiger. That's not a hear me out. That's not a hear me out. What the hell, man? Okay, fine. That's obvious. Jack Black.

That's not a hear me out either. I love that guy. I get what you're saying, though. Like, he's not conventionally attractive. He's so scrappy. He's a hear-me-out, though, for me. But I think he's probably, a ton of people find him attractive. Same with Danny DeVito.

Especially if you watch The Holiday. Danny DeVito. A lot of people. A lot of people. I did. Oh, wait, no, not Danny DeVito. I thought I got a random mix-up with Danny from Grease. I also have John Travolta on here.

Not a hear-me Me Out at all. But which era? Which era though, yeah. So many eras. All of them. Now? That's why it's a Hear Me Out. Bald John Travolta?

Yep. Who's a widow? Yes. Wow. Okay. Oh my God. I think you're foaming at the mouth. He is.

Okay. Okay. Here's one. All right, bring it. But you have to be like, you had to see the Hobbit, okay? I saw the Hobbit. Okay, the lead orc in the Hobbit. He's like bald and ripped

and he's evil as hell. And he's all the way into the end. No, he's got like nothing going on. He's like a little bit like light blue. That's a good hear me out. I can like totally. Oh, it's too bad we don't have James in here. James is our like resident Lord of the Rings He's a little bit light blue. That's a good hear-me-out. That's a good hear-me-out. It's too bad we don't have James in here. James is our resident Lord of the Rings expert.

I'm curious what he would think. His name is Azog. Azog. This is him. Okay, let's see. Whoa. Whoa. That's a hear-me-out.

Okay, I get it. That's a hear-me-out. I get what you're throwing down. Yeah, baby. Nice. Okay. That's a hear me out Okay I get it That's a hear me out I get what you're I get what you're throwing down Yeah baby Nice Okay He's got some scars And I want to kiss those scars I'm just kidding

But not this one No that's from That's from Two Towers I'm thinking of the original ones yeah Yeah Two Towers He's gross He's gross Okay those are

Those are my main ones And I'll just do one more I'll just do He's gross. He's gross. Okay, those are my main ones. And I'll just do one more. I'll just do pretty much all the characters in Ferngully. The fairy, the boy, and pollution. Do you guys remember pollution? Oh, my God. I don't remember Ferngully. Are you saying when you were a kid?

Do you guys remember Ferngully? It's the original Avatar. Yeah. It's like the animated. It is Avatar Guys, remember Ferngully? It's the original Avatar. Yeah. It's like the animated. It is Avatar. You would love this movie. Here's Pollution. Whoa.

Oh. Whoa. He was awful, ripped through forests, and was also ripped. Why did they add those lines like that? That's the thing. I don't know. And for what? I don't know. That's insane thing. I don't know. And for what? I don't know. That's

insane. Hexus. Alright. Those are not all of mine, but we can move on. Okay. I want Mrs. Doubtfire. Like. She could get it. Okay. Oh. Okay. As a woman. Let's separate her from

Yeah. I think her confidence. Oh. Okay. As a woman. Like, let's separate her from... Ah, yeah. I think her confidence. And the silhouette. And the shoes. And the confidence. Miss ma'am. You know who could get it in that is the one that does the full makeover. Oh, yeah. The friend.

The one who's always talking like this. He's awesome. What's his name? I don't remember. One like a Tony on Broadway. This is Amanda Schtick, right? Where she tries to remember a guy's name from... this. He's awesome. What's his name? I don't remember. He won like a Tony on Broadway. This is Amanda Schtick, right? Where she tries to remember a guy's name from... Yeah, yeah, yeah.

I can't remember his name. And he always talks like this. No, it's actually... So, wait, before we continue, I meant to bring this up at the beginning of the pod. Something we want to do on Smosh Mouth. It is a game we're going to begin soon. I don't know how we're going to start this,

but we're going to do this. We're both going to make bingo cards for each other. Whoa! So there's going to be an Amanda bingo card and a Shane bingo card, and we're both going to be filling them out in secret. And all of the squares are going to be things that we do

in these episodes. Amazing. And we're going to see who can fill out their bingo card first. We're going to share it with fans, but we're not going to show it to each other. Can I guess what the things are right here? Sure. They may or may not. Sure.

We may or may not say yes. Fans, comment down below things that we do. Cool. So, yeah. So, Shay and Amanda talking over each other. Well, that's just, you know, two pals. Both of us. That has to be one of us.

Amanda guessing guy of movie. Yep. Shayna interrupting. Whoa, actually, this is good insight for me. I'm kidding, I'm kidding. Now we're going to get a little more abstract. No, that's it. She's done.

Is that okay? Yeah. Actually, two more. Willem Dafoe's Green Goblin in suit, full suit. Absolutely. Absolutely. Yeah. 100%. Okay, so it's not here.

100%. Sling, sling. 100%. Oh, yeah. The detective in Iron Giant. Oh, dude. Yeah. He's the bad guy.

He's like a dick. But, I mean, but don't even get me started on the mom. I wrote down every animated mom ever. Yeah, I mean, that's not even. There's not. They're always hot. Name an the mom. I wrote down every animated mom ever. Yeah, I mean, that's not even... They're always hot. Name an animated mom. I mean, there's not a single one that isn't just... Yeah, always hot.

Hot as hell. So Speed Racer, right? I'm talking about the cartoon, Racer X. Oh, dude. Yeah. Yeah, bro. Hook him up, Speed Racer X cartoon. Yeah, bro.

Oh, yeah. Wow. Tight, yeah. Wow. Tight spandex. He'll sneak in and save the day. Tight. When a cartoon character swipes a finger on a cake and goes... Ooh. Ooh, I don't like that.

You don't like that? Nope. I wish I could just capture that feeling. You could have a cake out all morning and just do it to yourself. But then it's ruined. And then like- You just have a cake with little fingerprints in it the whole time.

And you're like, hey babe, can we get rid of this cake? It's slowly chipped away. Disgusting. Just like stripes of divots in it. It'd be so nice if you could bottle up like a feeling. Yeah. Or like if a feeling, you could like turn them into like a person. Selena's writing down

Hear Me Out. Okay, yes. And because that reminded me, she wrote down when the DVD logo hits the corner just right. Oh, which is so good. You also wrote down Kovu from Lion King 2 and a well-glazed yeast donut.

Oh, donuts can get it. I wrote down Mufasa Kovu from Lion King 2 and a well glazed yeast donut oh donuts can get it I wrote down Mufasa which is probably not a hero that's in there I mean I think any cartoon

character is kind of a hear me out because it's like hey you're not real and you're likely not a human you know yeah

I wrote down all the ladies in the haunted mansion all the ladies da all the ladies like D.A. yeah whenever I've been the haunted mansion. All da ladies? Da? All da ladies. Like D-A? Yeah.

Oh. Whenever I've been on Haunted Mansion at Disneyland, there's every lady in there. Wow. I'm like, I could, we could figure it out. I don't think I've been turned on once in the haunted mansion. You like mannequins and animatronics. They're not animatronics. They're ghosts.

He doesn't like real people. He likes robots. They're real ghosts in there. I love that. All da ladies. They're ghosts. He doesn't like real people. He likes robots. They're real ghosts in there. I love that. All the ladies. They're just all flying around being weird. And you're like, gotcha. It didn't.

I didn't get it. And I was like, sir, keep your hands down. In the ride. Someone has gotten off the ride at Haunted Mansion. Me just dangling from the chandelier swinging around. All the ladies. Speaking of not people,

white Mustangs. The car or the horse? The car. Which year? White cars, no. Not a GT. A Mustang, though. White cars, I think, are so unsexy. Really? I agree. I hate white Teslas and stuff like that, but a white Mustang?

A white Mustang, if it's like an older one, I'm into that. Yeah. I don't know. Like one that's not too old and cool. Like one that's like a little too, you're a little too uncool for driving it. That's what I like. Okay. A clean

bun. A bun? Hair bun? Yep. When people have their hair in a bun and it looks fucking clean. It's like, it's not too perfect, but it's like, you know what I'm saying? I know what you're saying. Like, wow. Yeah.

Gorgeous. Okay. Any burger and sandwich in a cartoon? Oh, yeah. No burger will actually taste like that burger. No one will. That's actually so true. That's actually so true.

Wait, that leads me to, like, cartoon food. Cartoon food looks so good. Like, bacon. I think cartoon food damages my soul more than some, like, Instagram fake bodies, you know, because I'm like. Because you're like, I want to make that. I want that food. I'm like, why can't I feel like I can taste that food? And like, I will never like sometimes.

All the food at the beginning of Spirited Away. Yeah. I'd be a pig too. B.O. Whoa. No. Oh, whoa. Okay.

No. You're taking it too far. B.O. isn't a bad smell, in my opinion. It's kind of like, whoa, interesting. No. Oh, okay. No. You're taking it too far. B.O. isn't a bad smell, in my opinion. It's kind of like, whoa, interesting. No. It's kind of like gasoline. Where you're like, whoa, wait, let me get another whiff of that. Whoa.

Let me get a sip of that. Wait, I will agree with you with gasoline. Like on family trips when they'd open the door and you were at a gas station, you're like. Mom, are we there yet? They find you passed out in the backseat. I wear micro-dosing fumes. I feel like. If it's a flat or a squeal, a wobble or peel, your dread's worn down or you need a new wheel. Wherever you go, you can get it from our dread experts.

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I have it listed to be my next one. Alien in the alien movies. It was my next one. So hot. No, it's all about the predator with the mask on. It opens up and then there's another set of teeth and then a little thing comes out and I'm like, get it. I hate her. I hate her

so much. You think she's hot? The alien? Yeah. They're just kind of like, look at them strutting around. And they're just like this? Yeah, you're right. No, that is cunt. Alien is cunt. Selena has a couple that I've heard before, like Venom. I have Venom too.

Venom is smoking. Yeah, Venom. Venom is so hot. I feel like Venom falls under the umbrella of their hear-me-outs where it's like, you're scary and I'm a little unsettled, but also why did my body just activate? Yes. Like Boogeyman in Nightmare Before Christmas. Terrified to stay away from me, but also. He did activate something in me too,

and I was like, I don't like this. It's the bugs. It's also the swagger. There's just so much confidence. The sling slang. Selena, you wrote the yellow peanut M&M. Yeah. That's the tall one, right wait that's the tall one right

he's the big one same he's the yellow one same he's great he's got big dick energy and he is your type and he seems like

he would be like I'll meet your parents right now yeah yeah I think that's J.K. Simmons yeah it's J.K. Simmons is the yellow peanut is J.K. Simmons he's a it's J.K. Simmons. The yellow peanut is J.K. Simmons.

He's a hot guy. That's like the most calming energy where you're like, every group deserves someone like that, you know? Yeah. He's dependable, reliable, tall. He's got like a big body and very thin legs. I love how she talks about that. And there's something that is just like kind of punk rock about that.

Like the Grinch. The Grinch is on my list. I know. Yeah, the Grinch is, yeah. And then, Selena, you also wrote The Hamburglar. And that one's crazy. Oh. That's a little crazy.

Everyone Shane dresses The Hamburglar? I think that I agree with that one. And it's a weird reason why because it's like it's a guy. But now his name is like risque but also references a burger, which I'm a big fan of. Oh, that's true. So many feelings when the presence of the Hamburglar happens. I don't know. He feels like a shitbag to me.

He feels just like, ugh. Okay. It's like, dude, stop asking for money. Like, stop. Oh, oh, the silverback in Tarzan. The dad. Oh, the silverback in Tarzan, the dad. Oh, 100%. I have one that no one's going to know who this is, but I definitely had an awakening when I was a little kid.

Okay. And I had to be like, when I was doing this Hear Me Out, I was like, wait a second. It was like an old memory, like was like hot. Do you guys remember, and maybe you don't, an old movie called Rock-A-Doodle? Yeah, I know of Rock-A-Doodle. Okay. It was a rooster who was elvis and he was so god in my opinion as a kid i don't even know how old i was young yeah do you want to say like you watched that movie and you went up to your parents that night and you're like sweating you're like can we have chicken for dinner i would never eat him

are you crazy i think i remember this movie and it really was very confusing to me not like in a sexual way like in a logical way yeah oh but that does remind me the the rooster in that one king cartoon the which king cartoon I'm trying to remember like there's foxes it's Robin Hood oh Robin Hood sorry I don't know

why I said the king a lot of hotties in Robin Hood the rooster with the loot also all the fish and Fantasia fish and Fantasia

my last one was the movie Fantasia oh yeah just the movie Fantasia even the the demon guy at the end. Oh, Chernabog?

That's his name. But do you remember all the fish? Where it's like, the orchestra guy. Oh, dude. Fantasia goes hard. Fantasia strikes a chord in me because that was the movie they put on at the divorce court when they put the kids in the daycare room. What? Nothing like Night on Bald Mountain while your parents are getting divorced.

Why, what? So I just remember... Dun, dun, dun, dun, dun. Wizard Mickey is a sore spot for me. Oh, I'm sorry. No, Wizard Mickey, he's dark. There's something wrong about him. You're like, hey, why are you...

Fantasia's also terrifying. So dark. It's terrifying. The stepmother in Cinderella. Whoa. terrifying. The stepmother in Cinderella. Whoa. Wait, the stepmother in Cinderella. Oh, the one in... Yeah, and her hair's shaped like a heart.

Yes, it is. Yeah. Yes, it is. That's a good one. Spencer's thirst trap edits on TikTok. No, I don't save them, but I send them to him. Check this out, dude. And also me.

Why don't I check it out again also? Also, where did I save that? Tiny spoons. Okay. Yeah. Fucking amazing. Yeah. I love them.

I recently found at a grocery store a little party set of like disposable tiny silverware, like little baby forks and little baby cups. Oh. Love them. Because Shane sometimes gets, he gets the little ice cream cups

and I get one of those spoons. Ooh. I like that. I like tiny little things. My mom used to have like a tiny teacup set, like a lot of them

and I was addicted to them. I was like, oh. It's so cute. That I was addicted to them. I was like It's so cute. That's my hear me out. Love it. Any others from you? I don't think I had any others. Really? I have so many but I feel like all of mine are going to be like

oh duh. But I had all my good ones. Nice. All my good ones out there. I said hear me out. I'm not a furry but if I had to pick a team I like the ones that look like realistic bears. Okay. Oh, what kind of bear? A grizzly?

It's like a brown bear, and he's standing up, and he's got a jacket on. And I'm like, that makes sense. I feel safe. I feel like, wasn't there a bear with a jacket back in the day when we were kids, like in a cartoon? Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. What's that cartoon? I know someone had him as a hear me out, and I was like, bitch, yes. He has a hat on, he's got a big nose,

and he looks like this. And he's cool. What's his name? Oh, I don't know. It's like a live action 90s kids show. There's a lot of... Oh, yeah, I know what you're talking about. Okay, yeah. A lot of kid cartoon things that come up. He's a lot of... Oh, yeah. I know what you're talking about. Okay, yeah.

A lot of like kid cartoon things that come up. I'm picking that up. He's like a puppet. A lot of these hear-me-outs on TikToks, I was like, oh, yeah,

this is like... These are from like childhood, like growing up, kid things. Where it's like, huh. Bear in the big blue house. Oh, he didn't wear a hat.

I just got mixed up with bears. Don't play a video. No. No, it's so funny when you're a kid and you look back on what you thought was cool or what did anything. Like, I remember as a kid, this wasn't a hear me out thing, but this was, there was the BK kids, those cartoon, there was the kid who had crazy goggles and a cool hat and a jacket. And there would be cartoons of them.

BK kids? Yeah, it was at Burger King. This was back in the 90s. goggles and a cool hat and like a jacket and there was like there'd be cartoons of them kids yeah it was at burger king this was back in the 90s and i remember as a kid seeing them being like they're so fucking cool i wish i was that cool yep i look back i'm like they were cartoons they were just mascots for burger king no but when you're a kid it's like remember the blow pop commercial where the kids were like watermelon do you remember that uh yes and i was like those are the coolest kids on this planet yeah no you're so susceptible they had like you know remember when little girls like even me had like the bonnet hats yeah we were like dressed in yeah we were little women essentially i i you're when you're a kid you're so susceptible to just

marketing because I remember when Burger King came out with their big kids meal like this is the big kids meal and I remember when we went one time to the drive through and I was like leaning over to my parents and I was like can I get a big kids meal I want to get a big kids meal the mighty kids meal

so messed up but also so smart they really get ya on speaking of kids flo Floop from Spy Kids. Hear me out. Floop. Floop, bro. Funny, because I had that DVD, but I don't remember who Floop is.

Who's Floop? He's like the Jonathan Bailey of Spy Kids. Okay. Jonathan Bailey. I'm getting nods off. Wait, it's Alan Cummings from Tra traitors and he's also on my list now alan cummings now this is alan such a good actor oh we actually also hear me out is when one of the guys gets turned into a freaky character the freaky characters the freaky characters in spy

kids yeah that were like humans turned into something weird hear hear me out. Yeah. Okay. The thumb guys were a hear me out for me. Wow. The thumb guys. That's messed up. Wow. I have ideas of things. I wanted to talk about hear me out. Which Disney horse is the hottest?

Oh, that's really, really hard because I think Belle's horse is incredible. Remember? Belle's horse is gorgeous. There's also the horse from Tangled. Mulan's horse is amazing. Oh, yeah. Stunning. Tangled's horse is really gorgeous. There's also the horse from Tangled. Mulan's horse is amazing. Oh, yeah. Stunning. Tangled's horse is really good.

There's also Spirit. No, I don't count Spirit. I never got that. And that's not a Disney. No, I'm talking about the horses that are paired in Disney. I think Belle's. Prince Philip's horse is good. Clydesdale.

Clydesdale's good. Oh. But you know who I don't like? Is Merida's horse, because that horse damn near killed that woman. Who's that? Merida's horse? What's his near killed that woman. Who's that? Merida's horse? What's his name? Oh.

He's huge. He's the biggest one, I think, out of all of the... And I'm pitching this now. I think Disney should have an animatronic horse stable walkthrough and it's all the Disney horses. That is actually such a genius idea. Wait, that's so smart. Or they could even be puppets. I remember we were at Disney World and you brought that up and I was like, that's so smart like i they could even be puppets i remember we were at

disney world you brought that up and i was like that is so smart like all of the disney horses and they like they're like you can interact with them and they'll have different personalities yeah and they could be puppets or animatronics and it's just like you could see like the back their back but like it's really just them peeking out of the window and it's just the neck and head i love that it's so smart that amazing. That's such a good idea. And then, so I guess we can't agree on a hot horse. That's okay. I said Belle.

Belle's horse, the Clydesdale. Yep. And then which species of squirrel is the hottest? Because there's the really pretty bright orange red one with sometimes a white belly. But then there's the big gray ones big gray ones are pretty crazy those ones are really cool looking and then there's like our little our little scrappy guys here yeah california has some funny little squirrels they get pretty big but they're just like the squirrels are the rat boy they're not the of squirrels not the like

gorgeous squirrels um i think the big red squirrels are like. Yeah, I think so too. Especially when you see them animated, it's like, oh, they're so pretty. Yeah, and then when you see them in real life, you're like, oh, dazzling. Yeah. No, and they know it. Yeah. And they know it.

Huge. Sucking phones. I had to reference sucking phones. What? And guys who wear higher rise jeans, Shane. And blue sky. I'm trying to get people on blue sky. I know. who wear higher-rise jeans, Shane, and Blue Sky. I'm trying to get people on Blue Sky. I know.

Yes, you are. I think people who are still on Twitter at this point, Twitter is a toxic ex-boyfriend that you can't let go of. Please let him go. Because Twitter, it's like, you like the danger. I'm like, you're going back to Twitter because you like the danger that's over there. But blue sky is lovely. I'm over there posting exclusive content.

And like, there's less ads, less gambling crap, less horrible stuff. Yeah. So get away from Twitter. Twitter is not a hear me out. Yeah. Because get out of here. Twitter. Yeah. Terrible. Oh, here Yeah. Because it's get out of here. Twitter. Yeah. Terrible. Oh, here's one that's random. Chipotle mayo.

Get the f- get out of here. Alright, okay. You're done. Gross. A Yeti cup. Okay. Okay, yeah. Okay, I- I- yeah. Billy Bob Thornton. Yeah. I know. I know. That's your type. I know. Armageddon? Mmm.

In his prime. All right, so are we going to play our game? Yeah, so Selena wrote down a bunch of categories here. We're going to play some FMK, some Fuck, Marry, Kill. And we can't fully say it because we'll get bleeped every time. Well, we'll get bleeped and it'll be a little lame to listen to and our editor will hate us. So FMK, rock, paper, scissors. What? Whoa. it'll be a little lame to listen to and our editor will hate us so um fmk rock paper scissors what whoa oh good mary scissors fuck the rock hey he's married with kids realistically um

yeah kill paper wow let's see mary rock Marry rock. Wow. F the scissors. Whoa. You're going to F scissors? Good luck with that. I'm just kidding. Go ahead, Court. I think marry scissors because you can tell she's amazing and she will do anything for you. Kill rock because that man's going to slap me.

And then he's married with kids. He's fine. The Rock. And then screw paper because they could use an ego boost, I think. I like that. I think kill paper just because they seem a bit boring at times. I think effing The Rock would be like insane. It would be like, ah.

And marrying scissors because i agree i think she is complicated and fun and she gets a lot of stuff done whereas a rock's like i hit that for you and you're like great and paper's like i laid here that's it there you go okay i like this one um auntie ann's wetzels pretzels and Cinnabon. Oh. Diabolical. So those, if anybody for some reason doesn't know, those are all places that are usually at a mall that sell baked goods. Like Cinnabon, it's like all about the cinnamon rolls,

and then Wetzel's Pretzels and Auntie Anne's both do like pretzels, and Auntie Anne's does like cookies and cinnamon rolls, and Wetzel's Pretzels does like cinnamon dips. Yeah. If you're in England, you probably don't know what those are, but you probably have something similar that sells like sticky toffee pudding or some shit. You think? You think that just places go sticky toffee pudding? We've got sticky toffee pudding and...

We've got... No, I'm messing with you guys. This one I know. Okay, go. Okay. I'm messing with you guys. This one I know. Okay, go. Okay. I'm marrying Auntie Anne's. It's the queen of those three. I'm going to kill Wetzel's pretzels.

I'll get Wetzel's pretzels if it's the only option, but Auntie Anne's is way better. Yep. Yeah, I'll screw Cinnabon. Why not? Yeah, like I'm torn between like the savory and sweet options that like Wetzel's pretzels or Auntie Anne's has. I just know that banging Cinnabon is going to be the best sex of my life.

Oh, yeah. And I'm just like, I just don't know how to end there. I could, I could, I think, I think I'm the same answer as Shane. I absolutely have the same answer as both of you because that's what I would do. I don't eat them a lot, but if I, I've had them and that's what I would do. I don't eat them a lot but if I've had them and that's what I would do. I like options. I like balance. Because what's with pretzels? Sometimes that quality

of bread is just... Selena, you wrote like a bunch of categories that make total sense and they all connect and then you have one that's just Pauly D, Mr. Clean, and Pitbull. What are you doing? I want to do that one. I want to do that one. I want to do that one.

Okay, okay. Those are my people. Those are my people? Pauly D, hello, Jersey Shore, Pitbull. Pauly D. Everyone from the East Coast is obsessed with Pitbull. And Mr. Clean. If you don't know every single Pitbull song and you're from the East Coast, I don't know

what's wrong with you. And Mr. Clean's from Boston. And Mr. Clean is hot and cleans and he's always with the wife. All right, all right. All right. All right. You make your decision. Oh, it's hard. I thought you were like, this one's for me.

Here's the deal. They're all like Miami men, I feel like. I would kill. No. Pauly D, I'm pretty sure is from like Hoboken or something, Jersey. Very Jersey. But they're not from the Jersey Shore. That's the rub.

Pauly D, you're gone. Really? Sorry, bro. Really? I just, I'm not vibing with Pauly D. Pauly D's from gone really sorry bro I just I'm not vibing with Pauly D Pauly D's from Providence, Rhode Island okay Providence, Rhode Island

right there so he's a huge liar Tim Tam, Laundry he's so he was so fun him and Vinny were like the light of my life when watching

Jersey Shore I think I would marry Pipple because I think I would have a blast he seems like I would travel the world he's so positive to the point that it makes me laugh my ass off.

He's such a little sweetie. You never have to worry about hair care or anything because he's constantly bald. Constantly bald. Yeah, I would marry him and I would definitely want to see what would happen with Mr. Green in an F sense. Yeah.

That's crazy. I think I would... I'm so sorry. i have to say goodbye to pitbull that's okay you're not from the east coast i don't get it i don't get it okay that's okay and um i'll probably bang poly d because it's like whoa a reality star that's crazy i mean you said they were the light of your life yeah and then i marry mr clean because i crave i crave i think you know that's like part of i'm'm like, I think every person sees Mr. Clean in the commercial and they're like, yeah, that's, that's part of what I want in a husband. Yeah.

That's part of what I want. Yeah, someone who just like slides in, does a dance and then mops. But it's all about at the end of the commercial when he does this. Yeah. And he folds his arm and I'm like, I feel so safe with you. Yeah, exactly. Exactly. And you smell amazing.

Yeah. And he folds his arm and I'm like, I feel so safe with you. Yeah, exactly. Exactly. And you smell amazing. Yeah. I think I'm probably the same as you. Mary Pitbull. Because like, dude, you're having a blast forever. Mr. Worldwide. What's his thing? Oh, wait.

I don't know what it is. Yeah. Is that him? Mr. Worldwide. He's Mr. Worldwide, but also Mr. 305. Yeah, Mr. 305. And all versions of him. So good.

Of Mary. So good. I'd probably kill Pauly D. And then, you know, Mr. Clean, you just him. So good. Of Mary. So good. I'd probably kill Pauly D. And then, you know, Mr. Clean, you just got to see what that's about. Exactly. You just got to see what that's about. I think I may have, like, at a few points in my life, like, just, like, Googled if there was, like, a rule 34, Mr. Clean. There has to be. There has to be.

It's the rule. Who wrote Kia Soul, Nissan Cube, and Honda Element? I see the vision. Okay. I'm trying to Cube, and Honda Element? I see the vision. Okay. I'm trying to remember what a Honda Element is. Oh, it looks like a square. Yeah, you picked three very not sexy cars. Kia Soul, Honda Element, and what's the other one?

Nissan Cube. I'm going to kill the Cube. I want to kill the Cube right now with my fists. I want to kill the Cube even if this wasn't posed to me. And no problem if someone listening has a cube. Look, I'm not a car person. You're fine. A car is to get you places.

I like cubes. I want to kill that element. But I'm going to kill the... I think I want to kill the element too. Yeah, nah. So we're both going to kill the element.

You're going to kill the cube. I'm going to kill the cube. And then you're going to marry... I'm going to marry the soul though. Yeah. I'm going to marry a soul. I've got to marry the soul. Everyone wants to marry a soul.

That's all I care about soul The marketing for that car originally I was like yeah Is that with the hamsters? With the hamsters in the car with the music That shit rocked so much Where are those guys? Bring them back This is going to age me extremely That commercial rocked

Do you remember the commercial way back in the day I forget what car it was Where there's a girl dancing in the passenger seat, and she's doing the dumbest dance you've ever seen in your life. She's like, yes, yes, yes, yes. And it's like the most 2002 shit you've ever seen in your life. I cannot believe you're bringing this up. It's ridiculous looking.

What car is it? And it's like, and she has almost like a side fedora, but not this side thing. Oh, God. No, it's 2002. It's like full on that era. What is it? and she has almost like a side fedora but not this side thing. Oh god! It's 2002. It's like full on that era. That's horrible. What is it? 3G Mitsubishi. Yeah. Just show a photo of it and she's like

I remember this so well. And she's like an attractive woman but man the dance makes it not good. It's bad. That was probably my first experience because I was like 12, right? Yeah, yeah. So 12, your standards are, oh, lady on the TV, hot. Yeah, exactly.

But I remember that's the first time. I think that's the first time I got the ick. Yeah, I think so too. I think that was the first time in my life where I was like, no, that's not doing it for me. Oh, this is horrible. Because the friend isn't really into it either. I think the friend is even like, what are you doing? She's like, yeah.

What if that wasn't planned at all? They're filming the commercial and she just starts doing that and they're like, okay. And the editing is so back in the day music videos. Remember those editing where it's almost like streetlights go by really fast and you're like, whoa. I watched it. That commercial thought it was the coolest commercial. And she's wearing a newsy cap, but it's pink. Yes.

Well, it was. It's unbelievable. We're talking about it still. Oh, man. If Gen Z comes across that commercial, they're going to rip it to shreds. Yeah, they are. Because it's bad. But the hamsters?

The hamsters rocked. Not to hear me out. No, the hamsters killed it. So we're going to F the cube, and you're going to F the element. Sorry. That's fine. Yeah, I'm marrying the cube. No, but we're all marrying the soul. I'm going to bang the cube, you're going to F the element. Sorry. That's fine. Yeah, I'm marrying the cube. No, but we're all marrying the soul.

I'm going to bang the cube because I always thought the cube was intriguing. With the window that kind of wraps around. I'm like, whoa, what's that? I'm pondering the cube. Pondering? Put your hand in my cube. Let's do... The Bene Gesserit get in the cube.

Wait, should we do one more with like our tops? Like top of our list? Like, you're saying all our hear-me-outs? Yes. Okay. We all pitch a hear-me-out and then we play FMK with that? Yes, yes, yes. Okay, fine.

You guys go ahead. Pick a hear-me-out. Poppy's Playtime, bad guy, blue guy. Oh. Okay. Sorry, that one was like Poppy's Playtime. Poppy's Playtime. Sorry. I know. I said it weird, too. Poppies play time. Sorry.

I know. I said it weird too. Ad guy, blue guy, blue guy. You're not gonna like this. That's crazy. That's fully crazy.

Um, no. What are you looking at? Oh, come on. Okay. So that's, that's Courtney's.

I'm fine. I'll throw out, I'll throw out the wicked witch. Then I'll,. I'll throw out the Wicked Witch then. Then I will throw out Javier Bardem in No Country for Old Men. Okay, this is awful. Okay. I somehow think I am. Okay, so I'll marry the Wicked Witch.

It's going to be weird. It's clear that that's what you wanted to do from day one. I'm going to kill Anton Chigurh, and then I'm going to screw Poppy's playtime thing. You want that on your body? He's so tall. I'm going to give it a shot because Anton Sugar scares me more than that. Good for you. I'm going to kill Poppy playtime because no thank you.

I will marry Anton Sugar, Javier Bardem, and No Country for Old Men. And I guess I'm effing The Wicked Witch. Oh, that sounds amazing. Yeah. All right, that's mine. Amazing. I'll bang Poppy's playtime

and then marry The Wicked Witch because she's extremely powerful, extremely has a castle and fly on a broom. Yes, please. Yeah. And then I will kill

side part bowl cut man yeah but if you kill him he'll find a way to come back and kill you like everybody knows that don't mess with him I don't think I've seen that movie you're gonna watch it and be like why am I watching this it's a great movie it's just intense

I picture myself in like a jiffy lube blobby waiting for my car oil to get changed. And if that man walks in and I'm the only person in there, I'm done. Yeah. I'm done. If that man walks in, I'm like, where are you staying tonight? Anyways. Anyways. Well, this has been Hear Me Out.

What? No. I know. We don't want What? No. I know. We don't want to be done. I know. What do you want to talk about? It's over. Courtney, thanks for being here.

Yeah, thanks for being here. I don't want the episode to end because I just want to keep talking to you guys. Well, you still can. You can. We'll just have to turn the cameras off. Yeah. All right.

Okay. Well, happy Valentine's Day. Oh, my God. Happy Valentine's Day. Happy Valentine's Day, guys. And happy birthday. Happy birthday to me. Amanda? I'm turning 21.

That's awesome. It's so crazy. It is crazy. I'm like, whoa, I've lived so much. I know, time really flies. Alright, well, let us know down below, because we're going to make those bingo cards. Let us know down below things that we do that you notice and

you won't know you guys will know when who's winning on the community board but we will not be seeing that we will not be looking at that so whenever we call bingo we'll just be shocked i know yeah all right all right see you later bye