Smosh Mouth - #81 - Guessing Each Others' Top 5s w/ MacDoesIt

Episode Date: February 17, 2025

Amanda and Shayne bring on the newest addition to the Smosh EGOT winners, MacDoesIt to discuss their Top 5's! Get Huel today with this exclusive offer of 15% OFF plus a Free Gift on your first order at https://huel.com/smoshmouth ! Head to https://factormeals.com/factorpodcast and use code FACTORPODCAST to get 50% off your first box plus free shipping! Cancel your unwanted subscriptions and reach your financial goals faster with Rocket Money. Go to https://rocketmoney.com/SMOSHMOUTH today. 0:00 Intro 7:02 Our Top 5 colors! 18:27 Our Top 5 clothing pieces! 26:11 Our Top 5 dream jobs! 41:27 Our Top 5 Nickelodeon shows! 51:54 Our Top 5 Nic Cage movies! 1:02:39 Our Top 5 swear words! 1:07:09 And the winner is… SUBSCRIBE: https://smo.sh/Sub2SmoshCast WEAR OUR JOKES: https://smosh.com WHO YOU HEAR Shayne Topp // https://www.instagram.com/shaynetopp/ Amanda Lehan-Canto // https://www.instagram.com/filmingamanda/ Mac Kahey // https://www.instagram.com/macdoesit/ WHO YOU DON’T HEAR (usually) Director: Selina Garcia Editor: Andre Gardere Producer: Amanda Lehan-Canto, Shayne Topp, Selina Garcia Production Designer: Cassie Vance Art Director: Erin Kuschner Assistant Art Director: Josie Bellerby Art Coordinator: Alex Aguilar Prop Master: Courtney Chapman Prop Assistant: Abby Schmidt Audio Mixer: Scott Neff Director of Photography: Brennan Iketani Camera Operator: James Hull Director: Selina Garcia Producer: Amanda Lehan-Canto, Shayne Topp, Selina Garcia Assistant Director: Alexcina Figueroa Executive Vice President of Production: Amanda Barnes Senior Production Manager: Alexcina Figueroa Production Manager: Jonathan Hyon Production Coordinator: Zianne Hoover Operations & Production Coordinator: Oliver Wehlander Production Assistant: Caroline Smith Post Production Manager: Luke Baker DIT/Lead AE: Matt Duran IT: Tim Baker Director of Design: Brittany Hobbs Graphic Designers: Ness Cardano, Monica Ravitch Senior Manager, Channel & Strategy: Lizzy Jones Channel Operations Coordinator: Audrey Carganilla Director of Social Media: Erica Noboa Social Creative Producer: Peter Ditzler, Tommy Bowe Merchandising Manager: Mallory Myers Social Media Coordinator: Kim Wilborn Brand Partnership Manager: Chloe Mays Talent Coordinator: Selina Garcia People Operations Specialist: Katie Fink Front Office Assistant: Sara Faltersack CEO: Alessandra Catanese EVP of Programming: Kiana Parker Coordinator Producer of Programming: Marcus Munguia Executive Coordinator: Rachel Collis OTHER SMOSHES: Smosh: https://smo.sh/Sub2Smosh Smosh Pit: https://smo.sh/Sub2SmoshPit Smosh Games: https://smo.sh/Sub2SmoshGames El Smosh (Spanish Dub): https://smo.sh/Sub2ElSmosh FOLLOW US: TikTok: https://smo.sh/TikTok Instagram: https://instagram.com/smosh Facebook: https://facebook.com/smosh Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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This product is not intended to diagnose, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. Hello, welcome to Smosh Mouth. I'm Shane. And I'm Amanda. We have a very, very special guest, a long time coming. Mac does it with us. Oh my God, I love how you guys always introduce me as a very, very special guest. Honey, because you are. Like everyone's already used to me. Yeah, but we're not used to you here.

This is, well, it's not your first time on Smosh Mouth, actually. It's your first time in studio on Smosh Mouth, but you were a guest on our live show. Yes. That we did at Dynasty December 14th, and that was unbelievable. And I can't believe we had you on the live show before we had you in the studio. It was great. I felt well-treated, you know? Got a live audience, a clapping, you know, the applause

was great. That was such a good audience. So with this today, you've now been on every single Smosh channel. Yes. Yes, I have. I got, I got my, my Smoshy, my EGOT, my Smosh, my Smoshgot or whatever. Yeah. Um, literally everything.

Pretty awesome. My main goal. Now I can retire, you know? Yeah. Now you're I can retire now you're done what's the best channel wow should I list my top five favorite sposh cast members cast members

we need this again as a clip of ways to slip into the title okay go ahead yeah go for it should we guess should we guess ways to slip into the title. Okay. Go ahead. Yeah, go for it. Give your top five. No, you said it. Should we guess? I don't... I'm scared. I'm not.

Go for it. Is it cast members or channels? I don't have a top five, guys. You're all my favorite. Okay. I don't be kicked out. Okay. Come on. I was going to say TNTL, but then I was like, Bit City, you got to be a shrimp.

But also, maybe you didn't like that. I don't know. Oh, I love being a shrimp. Okay, so maybe City's first. I love dressing up. That's a thing on my channel. I dress up all the time. Yes.

Crazy outfits. Yeah, you were a shrimp, and it was excellent. So, yeah, today we're going to be guessing each other's top fives. We've all written down a bunch of lists of top fives. We've got a bunch of different categories, 11 different ones. We've all written down a bunch of lists of top fives. We've got a bunch of different categories, 11 different ones. We'll see if we get through all of them. But instead of just listing our top five favorite things of different categories,

I think it'd be fun to try to figure out if we can guess one another's. And I will say the second round, I will give hints because I know that you don't know all about me. But I'll give hints. And also you have to give hints because I know that you don't know all about me. But I'll give hints. And also you have to give hints because same. Yeah. Yeah. So we're thinking for each one, we'll go person by person. And the other two, we'll get three tries to guess three of the things on the top. It's like a beautiful way to get to know me.

It's like get to know me. This is like speed dating but totally different, right? Because there's two of us. Two on one. Right. Modern day speed dating, you know? That'd be a crazy way of speed dating. Competitive speed dating, where two people sit down and it's like, all right, which one

of you is going to make it? Wait, that is, that's essentially, I feel like that's essentially online dating. Can you imagine? That's essentially online dating, but with a lot of people. But two people at the same time in person? Oh my God. This is diabolical. But if there was a dating app that was bracket style.

You are sick. Pitch it. Pitch it. No, cut that part out. We got to pitch that. There's some sick fuck listening to this that's like, yes, we're going to make a ton of money off of this. You are sick.

You are too involved in football right now. No, I would never do that. What? I'm saying, what if that existed? That would be awful, right? Sure. I know you want to do it. Even though you're married, it's fine. I won't tell her.

We'll keep it between us. That's no different than those... Wait, did you watch those Ashley Madison documentaries? Of course I did. It was like a married guy who was behind it all, making all the stuff. Oh, yeah, and the wife's like, yeah, we have a very happy.

She's great. We love. I love him. And he's like, dude, you're clearly fucking cheating. And remember the guy, the guy, the older gay guy who's like, yeah, what we're doing is fucked up. What we're doing is just wrong. He's like, my partner.

I would never do this to my partner. This is fucked up. But you knew from the partner, I would never do this to my partner. This is fucked up. But you knew from the beginning that their marriage was fine. Oh, yeah. You just got the vibe. You're like, he's okay. They're good. He's just a businessman.

He's just doing his job. He's making money. Yeah. Family vloggers. Are you a family vlogger? So, Mac, you love family vlogging, right? Yeah. Number one thing

How hard was it To come up with your top fives For all these categories I did it at one o'clock In the morning Good Best time Yeah

Good Some of them are pretty goofy Okay Same Same I would say it wasn't hard I would say the hardest one For me was colors

I literally was like There's so many. It is hard. And I was like, you're going to make fun of me because none of them are like red, blue. Are they specific? I was like, mauve. Yeah. Okay.

Okay. I love mauve. But it's not on there. It's not on there. It's not on there. All right. But yeah, I would say I'm glad the category isn't like movies or actors because that would be very challenging for me.

I'd also have an advantage because I've seen a lot of people's top fives. Yes. Right? Because we have our show on Smosh Games where I guess people's. Shane guesses. Yeah. We do it in reverse, though, where I see someone's top three and then I guess who it is. Okay.

It's very fun. My baby picture and you thought it was Damien. Okay. That was actually shock shockingly, what I was worst at was baby pictures. But when you get shown a baby picture and no context, you don't know a hint of who it is. I mean...

I don't know. I struggled. I did look like a dude who's had too many years. Which is not Damien, but like the picture is me. He was a baby. I have like a big cozy sweatshirt. I look like I've been up in the mountains skiing with a big beer. That's what I look like.

Now I want to see this photo. What are you talking about? It's a pretty good baby photo. We'll pop it up. Yeah, that was my worst one. I struggled with that, shockingly. This might be better. This is going to be fun.

You might do better. And who cares? Well, no, we care because there's a point system, right? There's a point system. And then someone wins a hot dog. No, I'm just kidding. Okay, the winner gets a hot dog. We've just decided that.

You like hot dogs, Mac? I love hot dogs. That was my best. What's her name? What's her name? What's her name? Yeah. Yeah.

Give me a hot dog. Yeah, I want a hot dog real bad. I want a hot dog real bad. Jennifer. Courtney does an an insane jennifer coolidge she really does terrifying i think she just did it on tntl yeah yeah anyways should we get into these yeah anyways yeah i have my phone with my list yeah i have my phone with my list how long have you actually been a guest on smosh it It's been years. Years. Years. I mean, you guys were like a whole different studio when I first came.

Yes. We were at Mythical, I think. That was when I started. I think it was like 2019, I think was the first video I did with you guys. Wow. I believe. I think that's when I got hired. Wow.

I think it was like around the same time. Yeah. Whoa. Did we cross paths? I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I'm't know. I don't know. I'm not sure if we did.

They made sure we didn't cross paths. Do I know who you are? Have I met you? Do we want to start with something simple? Like, we have animals. We have foods. We have clothing pieces, beverages, vacation spots. Ooh.

All right, we're going to start with colors. Oh, okay. I gave you guys a huge hint, but yeah. You guys want to start? The first round of guess on mine? Do you want to guess Amanda's first? Okay, look at me. Chartreuse. Good guess.

It's actually, it's not on there, but I did make up a character named Chartreuse. Back in the day. She was a rapper. Okay. Keep on going. Years ago when I was, like, doing my own videos, I made up a rapper named Chartreuse. Rapper named Chartreuse.

Yeah, and my family's like, where did Chartreuse ever go? And I was like, she needed to be retired. Is Chartreuse like a- She's a little catch-me-outside kind of rapper. You know what I'm saying? Her name was Chartreuse. Her name was Chartreuse. Is what she sounded like.

Her name was Chartreuse. Okay. Anyways. Thank you for sharing. I don't know what color Chartreuse is. Is it like green? It's green. There is whatever that herbal liqueur is.

Yeah, well, there's green and yellow chartreuse. That's why I was confused. It's green chartreuse. Okay. Pretty cool. Okay. So no, but love that. I'm going to go with lavender.

Ooh. Very close. Okay. Like, very close to my top one. Ooh, okay. I think it's pretty. It just has a different name. That's fine.

That's fine. Okay. So It's like a purple in there Okay I'm not good with color names Do we keep on guessing? Yeah I think we both get three guesses Okay Oh no No we're going to blow up

Sorry Mac That's the end Sorry my watch. And we're done. My watch lets me know when it's 10 a.m. Why? I don't know why. I did it by accident, and I don't know how to turn it off.

Is that protein shake time? You're just like this. You literally stop everything you do, and you go, oh, no. My protein shake. He doesn't have his protein shake. He's going to have the shake. He has to drink his protein shake. He's going to have to shake. He has to drink his protein shake. He'll get really sick and really mean.

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including folate, biotin, and vitamin D during pregnancy. Moms taking Essential Prenatal had a lower overall cortisol level during pregnancy Okay, okay. These statements have not been evaluated by the Food and Drug Administration. This product is not intended to diagnose, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. Okay. Okay. Okay. Oh, God. Burgundy.

Ooh. Ooh. No. All right. But you're like in the same vein. Like with the greens and the burgundy, you're in the same vein. Mm-hmm. I, I, okay.

I'm going to, I'm going to switch it up. I'm going to go with like a burnt umber. Okay, I might give that to you because it's burnt orange clay. Okay. I added those three words together. Give me a break. Burnt orange clay.

What number is that? That's number four. All right, that's two points. That's two points. So five is, if you guessed there five, that's one point. That's two points. So five is, if you guess they're five, that's one point. Four is two points. You are literally so, and yeah, well done. All right.

You are literally so close. You're just not saying the right names specifically. That's crazy. Which is so messed up. Oh, God. I knew it. I was like, they're going to kill me. I don't know alternative color names.

It's okay. If you kind of are like in the same vein, it's fine Literally, if you get close enough you get close enough Okay, so I'm trying to say in like a purple area God I'll give you a hint The sea

Ocean The sea, the ocean, so like an aqua I'll give that to you Teal Teal. Oh. Basically the same. Basically the same.

Teal is three. Okay. And I will just go over it. My number one is Purple Mountain Majesty, which is this. Do I get one more guess? Yeah, sure. You can have one more guess. I was never going to guess Purple Mountain Majesty. This is my number one. No, it's fine. What? I'm a child of guess? Yeah, sure. You can have one more guess. I was never going to guess Purple Mountain Magical. This is my number one.

No, it's fine. What? I'm a child of the 70s, man. I do feel like, okay. Sounds like something from Dragon Tales. Yeah, pretty much. There's only your number five left. And number two.

Oh, okay. I'm going to guess just yellow. Very close. Mango. Give me a break, Amanda. What color is mango? What is going on? Mango's like an orange yellow.

Very different than yellow. Mango is very different than yellow. Yellow is like that freaking cord. Yuck. Okay. Mango is awesome. Mac, it's your turn. Wait, so that's number two.

What's... Do you want the last one so we can just move on from this amazing thing? Sage green is my last one. Okay. All right. Okay. It's different than... I respect that.

It's different. Sage green is like a very pale... Hey. I knew... This is the thing. When we put colors as one of the categories, I knew yours were going to very pale. Hey. This is the thing. When we put colors as one of the categories, I knew yours were going to be insane. Yeah. I feel sorry.

Because you love flowers. I love flowers. So you're going to get specific about it. All right. So that's it. I promise mine is not that way. You love a Home Depot swatch. I love.

So weird, weird fact. My grandfather used to work for like this company called Bayer 2000, which is a color company. And I was obsessed. And he invented the colors. He invented purple magic. He's like something should go between blue and red. Exactly. We should figure something out there.

But he had like color swatches everywhere and I was addicted to it. That's cool. Okay. So much so that I was like, Spencer, have we played Hughes and Cuse? And he was like, yeah, we have. You just haven't been there. And I was like, oh, okay. Well, I'd crush that game. Okay, that's my colors.

Okay, we'll now try to guess Max. My turn? Okay, I promise I'm not that complicated. Amanda, you go first. Pink. No. I thought your sweater was a hit Motherfucker

He hates that sweater How are they already so mad at me I hate pink how dare you I'm gonna go with blue No Oh you suck Alright so we have two guesses left Pink and blue are the first two guesses.

What does that say about me? What do you guys think of me? I just. Boy, girl. No, I just feel like blue is a very good general guess. Pink and blue. A deep red. A close.

Close-ish. Crimson red? No. Oh, fuck. Burgundy? Yes. I should have said that because you guessed that for me. What number is that?

That's number five. I'll give it to you. I'll give it to you. How many points do I get? Yeah, I did like four. Well, Shane wasn't saying anything, so I just went for it. Okay, I'm going to say orange. Yes, number one.

Yes! Whoa! My favorite color is orange. I like a deep orange, you know, like a... Like a burnt... Like a yam. Nice. Oh, that's a... Like a burnt... Like a yam. Nice. Oh, that's gorgeous.

Like a burnt... Like a clay. All right, good luck. You have one more guess. Whatever, bro. Googling colors. What are colors? So you said, okay, like a deep orange.

So that's kind of like brown. So I'm not going to say brown. Or should I? I feel like if my favorite color was brown's like kind of like brown. So I'm not going to say brown. Or should I? I feel like my favorite color was brown. I'd be like depressed. I almost wrote brown because I love brown. But then I was like, never mind.

No, I'm not depressed. What? Dark green, like forest green. Ooh. I'll give it to you. I just wrote green. Oh, yeah. I like

a deeper green. You like deeper colors. Burgundy, deep green, and then burnt. I love fall, if you can't tell. Yes. Okay, fall. Fall colors. That is number three. Okay, so we only have one or two left. What numbers

are left? Two and four. Okay. I'm going to go with, you mentioned fall. I'm going to say like a dark yellow. No. No. Yellow is gross. I kind of agree.

Mango is so much better. I'm so mad. All right, is that all our guesses? That's all of our guesses. All right, what is two and four? Two is purple and four is silver. I almost said silver. I almost said silver. I almost said silver.

Literally. No, you didn't. I was like, can we almost say silver? I wear a lot of silver if you can't tell. No, that's crazy. I see it. I almost said it. All right.

Dang it. Down to me. I promise you it's simple. Yeah. Okay. Okay. Okay. All right.

All right. Should I go first? Go ahead. White. No. Okay. All right. All right. Should I go first? Go ahead. White. No. Nice. Because he is white. I was just calling it out.

I was sitting there. I'm like, what are my favorite colors? I look in the mirror and I go, that one. White. Oh, I wasn't guessing. I was just observing so grateful shit

I don't want to say gray even though you wear a lot of gray I'm going to say silver not silver no you suck I like silver but no it's not top five look at me. Look at me. Purple.

No. Purple. Green. Green is number two. Yeah. I was going to say. I love green. He loves green. I love green. I love grass. I love leaves. I love, like, nature.

He loves nature colors. I have, like, zero points, don't I? Three. Oh, you have three. Look at you. Okay. This is probably the hardest category,'t I? A three. Oh, you have three. Look at you. Okay. This is probably the hardest category, I would say. Yeah, this is hard.

Blue. Blue is number three. Nice. All right, Amanda, do you have one more guess for Amanda? Okay. Number two and number three are good. You already said blue, right? I have my number one, my number four, and my number five.

I feel like you're not a red, orange, yellow type of person. I feel like you are not a red, orange, yellow type of person. I feel like you are She just read you. She just read you, honey. You hear what she said? I just read you. You're not a red type of person. You're not a red type. I just read you. Did he already say green? Yes. I already said

green. I was going to say olive green, but you don't fuck with that. You don't fuck with cool words um okay okay are you guys okay no black no we're we're not okay no no all right you guys want to hear what my number one was yeah orange oh oh i guess i really don't you never wear orange no i don't wear orange but I love the color orange. Specifically, I was looking it up, and I would have been specific, international orange. It's kind of that deep, deep orange.

I really think it's cool. International orange. But I like it more on buildings or not on me. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I like observing it. Damn. Number four was brown, and number five was pink. God, if you have brown, you're depressed. You're a hot bag. You're depressed. I four was brown. And number five was pink. God, if you have brown, you're depressed. You're a depressed piece of shit.

I'm so sorry. Did you say pink? Pink is number five. I love pink. Whoa. Those are surprises to me. Really? Yes.

I like all colors. For me, I'm more of a, it's like the type of color. He likes all colors. I like an earth tone. Okay. I like a pastel. Well, I am wearing pink, and my favorite color is orange. So I think I'm winning the earth tone. Okay. I like a pastel. I am wearing pink and my favorite color is orange.

So I think I'm winning the speed date. Okay. I'm wearing brown. Hey, I'm wearing brown. Yeah. Okay. I'm going to wear pink every day from now on.

I'll be like, hey Shane. Okay. Uh, do we want to move on to, I love this. Let's see. We could do candy or animals or clothing pieces.

Clothing pieces. This is another really hard one. This is hard. This one's interesting. If you know me, I mean, I feel like this is going to be really hard for you guys. Maybe not. Okay. And it's clothing pieces and accessories, right?

Or like, let us know what you considered in the category. Mine's just clothing pieces. Do we want to guess Mac's first? Yeah, I think we should guess Mac first. Okay. Any hints you want to give us off top? Um, no. Okay.

And I love that. Okay. I kept it very essential. Okay. But like, it's kind of goofy. Okay. Okay. Do you want to go first?

Do you want me to go first? I don't know why I'm feeling something goofy. Okay. Okay. Do you want to go first? Do you want me to go first? I don't know why I'm feeling something long. Okay. Are you going to guess? I just want him to tell me. No. Like a long butt down. No, I didn't write that.

Okay. I'm going to go classic. I'm going to say t-shirt. No. Damn. Oh. Sweater. I'm gonna go classic. I'm gonna say t-shirt. No. Damn. Oh! Sweater. Sweater. Sweater. Yes. Ding, ding, ding. I love me a sweater.

What number is that? That is number three. I said cashmere sweater. Cashmere sweater. And that's exactly what I was going to say. Okay. Okay. We got winter vibes here. Winter. So I'm gonna say beanie. Yes. That was number five. I went through a huge beanie era. Winter. So I'm going to say a beanie. Yes. That's number five. I went through a huge beanie

era. Okay. Me too. I wore beanies all the time. I have a giant basket just full of them right now. I actually had to throw a lot away. I was like, goodbye. Remember those beanies that were kind of like berets but not? Thank you. Thank you for making me feel... Beanies

that were kind of like berets, but not. You get it. Okay. Final guess. A scarf? No. Okay. Not a scarf, girly.

No. I'm going to say, I'm going to keep it general. I don't know if it gets more specific. Shoes. No. Damn. That's very general. I think that's it.

We both got one. Yeah, yeah, yeah. What was the rest of your list? Fuzzy socks is number one. Love me a fuzzy sock. He's comfy. Yes, I'm a comfy girl. I like briefs.

Briefs. Oh, yeah, yeah. That makes sense. And then that goofy top hat tap dancers wear. Oh. Yeah, of course. Is that a boulder cap? It's like the top hat tap dancers wear? Oh. Yeah. Is that a boulder cap? It's like the top hat with the cane.

It's rounded, though. It's right? Yeah. I love that. Okay. How many do you own? Zero. Yes.

So you just respect them. Yeah, respect it. Respect. That's really cool. Respect. Do you want to go? Do you want me to go? You go.

Okay. We'll guess you. All right. Go ahead. Okay. Button'll guess you. All right. Go ahead. Okay. Button down long sleeve. That is number five. Hell yeah.

Button up shirt. Okay. I like it. All right. I was going to guess flannel, but I feel like that's so close. That's in the same category. Same category. I'll let you know that.

Ooh. A tank top. No. No. I like a tank top, but it's not in the top. Only in private. He only wears tank tops in. Ooh, a tank top. No. No. I like a tank top, but it's not in the top. Only in private. He only wears tank tops in private. I wear tank tops sometimes.

Just kidding. Just kidding. Sometimes I'm a tank man. White t-shirt. That is number two. Yep. That is number two. White tee, baby.

Yeah. Hey, I'm wearing it right now. Loves it. A sneaker. No. But that's like number six. That's right there. Okay.

I do like sneakers. Off the chart. Off the chart. But close, but not there. Jeans. That is number one. Yeah. Jeans, white t-shirt.

We love it. That's me. We love it. This is like an unfair advantage right here. This is definitely unfair. No, it's terrible. I see him every single day of my life. Jeans and a white t-shirt. We love that. This is like an unfair advantage right here. This is definitely unfair. No, it's terrible. I see him every single day of my life. Jeans and a white tee.

We love that. All-American boy. I know. I know. Ooh, boxers. No, I actually don't like boxers. I used to wear them when I was a kid, and I got really annoyed with them. Because every time you pull your pants up, you've got a whole bunch of stuff.

How can you wear anything form-fitting with boxers? No, you can't. It's awful. You can't. I feel like I guessed a lot. You should just tell us so I don't get more points. Oh, that's it. Okay, so jeans, white t-shirts, loafers.

I think loafers are really cool. Whoa! Loafers. Okay, okay, okay. And then watch. Watches. Watch. And then button-up Loafers. Okay, okay, okay. And then watch. Watches. Watch. And then button-up shirt.

Watch. Okay, watch. That's really good. I like watches. I think they're cool. I love that. Yeah. Amazing.

Okay. I will say I did not do accessories. Okay, this is just purely clothing. Yeah, because if I did, I would have done jewelry because that's what I wear every day. Okay. Do you want to go first? Do you want me to go first? You go first. Okay. I'm gonna say I'm gonna say

dress is like just dress. Number one. Dang. If I could wear like a sundress or like a cotton dress every single day, that's what I would wear. Okay. Number one. Okay. Bell bottoms. I think that's what I would wear. Okay. Number one. Okay. Bell bottoms. I think that's a good guess.

I actually do love bell bottoms. They're not on this list though. Oof. Okay, Mac. That's okay. Sweatpants. No. I actually don't enjoy wearing sweatpants. I hate sweatpants. It makes me feel... For me, it makes me feel

like shit. I don't know why. They're so comfy at home, but like, I don't like the feeling of it. I'd rather be in something flowy. I'm insane. No, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm more insane than you that I like really like thick, tough material. Yeah. So it makes me feel protected. I like, like loose.

Like if I would love to, like, if I could live on an island, those are the clothes that I want to wear. Okay. So it makes me feel protected. I like, like loose. Like if I would love to, like, if I could live on an island, those are the clothes that I want to wear. Okay. 24 seven. All right. But I can't. Okay.

A blouse. Good guess. I will give it to you. Mine's like a button down. Okay. Like a, like I love. Yeah, like a flowy shirt.

Yes. Like a long button down. Okay. That's number two. Nice. Okay. I'll number two. Nice. Okay. I'll guess scarf.

No, but I love scarves. I actually have a whole drawer of them. I guess you don't really love them. Oh, shut up. I don't wear them that much. It's not that cold here. East Coast, I wore a scarf every day. A boot. A boot.

I didn't think to do shoes, so I'll give you another guess. Oh, okay. But I love boots. Slippers. Also a beanie. I didn't do like, I did only body clothing. Oh, okay. All right.

I'll give you another chance. Yeah, yeah, that's fair. Ooh, a sweater. No, okay. Alright. I'll give you another chance. Yeah, yeah. That's fair. Ooh. A sweater? Ooh. No. Whoa. No. I just suck at this. No, you don't. You're fucking killing it. I don't know what... You guys probably

won't. Okay. Number three is jumpsuits. I love jumpsuits because they're easy and they're fun. Number four is long skirts. Okay. Yeah. Because they're easy and they're fun. Number four is long skirts. Okay. Oh. Like, I love.

Okay. Like Mormon long? No. Okay. Mormon long. Like Esmeralda long. Okay. Okay.

You know what I mean? Like. Fair. Long and flowy. Okay. And a robe. Ah. I love a robe.

Okay. I love. Ever since I was a little kid, I had a blue velvet robe and my sister was like, take that thing off. And I was like, no. I don't know why I thought I was like this diva in the house, but I had a blue velvet robe that I wore every day. Wow. Yep. So there you go.

Okay. Well, something, something. Next category, jobs we do. Ooh, that's good. This is going to be interesting. Okay, can we clear up? Did we all do? Yeah, I think, what was the, like,

is it dream jobs or is it jobs that you think you would do? Or I think mine is. I guess everyone can just be, like, specific about. Yeah, like, just clear up what you're. This is one. Have in mind, I did write this at 1 o'clock in the morning. So this is the one where I just go off the rails.

Love it. Okay, good. Okay, off the rails. Okay. Let's guess. We'll guess yours first. Okay. All right.

Amanda, you go first. Stripper. Hell yes. Exotic dancer. Good one. Good one. Exotic dancer. But no, no.

Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. I think... Are they... Did you have the mindset of like outside of the entertainment industry or is it just not No. Okay. Okay. Okay. Uh, I think, um, are they, did you have the mindset of like outside of the entertainment industry or is it just not YouTuber?

Uh, yeah. Uh, you know, cause I'll say for mine, I was not YouTuber. Yeah. Let's say that.

Um, yeah. A, uh, I feel like you would kill this. Maybe you've done this before, but, uh, like a red carpet, like something with a red carpet, like an interviewer. Ooh, that would have been a good one.

But no, no, I didn't write that. Okay. Okay. I'm going totally different. I think completely out of left field. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. Okay. Got it. Like run a hotel on a fancy island. You run the White Lotus. Something like that. No, no, no. Okay, okay.

Okay. Out of left field. Left field. Would not expect it. I'm going to go lawyer. Ooh, no. Okay. Can I do one more?

Sure. Run a farm. Oh, farmer. No. I already kind I do one more? Sure. Run a farm. Oh, a farmer. No. I already kind of do, but no. You do. Yes, my boyfriend's family runs an olive farm. Whoa.

Olive farm is hard. Yeah. It's intense. It's like a lot of work. Yes, I'm learning that. Holy shit. That's so cool. That's awesome.

Do you make olive oil on the farm? Yes, olive oil. Wow. Cool. I love so cool. That's awesome. Do you make olive oil on the farm or is it just... Yes, olive oil. Wow. Cool. I love olive oil. That's incredible. Top five favorite olive oils. Do you want us to come over? Can we come over and hang out? I mean, there's harvest at the end of the year.

Maybe you guys can be invited. Is there a rule with olive oil that do you sell it to, like, wholesalers or is it, like, family first? It's specific. The place where farmers sell things. Farmer's market? Farmer's market. Thank you. Oh, okay.

Got it. The place where it's a market where farmers sell. Yeah. I don't know. We got there. Whole Foods. We figured it out. I have no idea for this last one.

Accountant. No. Okay. Can I do one more? Yes. Astronaut. No. Right.

You guys want to hear this list? All right. Let's hear the list. We didn't get any. Number one. Whoever the hell schedules Beyonce's happy birthday posts on her website to other celebrities. Stop. Wait.

That's so good. If you've ever seen the website, she always posts like a baby picture of the celebrity. I want to be the person that has to find that baby picture. Because it's always like a deep cut. Who runs her Instagram? Because it is good.

Yes. I'm into it. Number two, a CIA agent because I'm nosy. Damn! You would crush. Damn! You would crush.

I should have fucking guessed that. Number three, Liam Hemsworth's toilet because I want him to sit on me. Stop. Stop. I wrote this at 1 a.m., okay? Stop. Number four.

Stop. A Pirates of the Caribbean animatronic. Yeah. That's literally Shane's dream in life. That's so good. Number five, a nepo baby. Preferably a Getty or a Coppola. Oh, Coppola.

I would go Coppola. Wow. Okay, yours are really good. Mine are so blue collar. Mine's like really thinking about it. You're like, this is what I'm doing tomorrow. Yeah. This is what I'm doing when it all ends.

All right, well, we'll guess yours. Okay. Go ahead. I'll go ahead first. That was so good. The Beyonce pose. Liam Hemsworth. We have to talk about that. I don't know about Liam.

All right. Amanda, I'm going to go ahead and guess. Like a teacher. I'll guess teacher. No. Oh. I'm just kidding. Wow.

I'm kidding. I will say there's something about me that just doesn't. You just think you'd have a hard time doing that. I'm just kidding. Wow. I'm kidding. I will say there's something about me that just doesn't. You just think you'd have a hard time doing that. I think. Well, my mom's a teacher. You think you're better than teachers? Yes, exactly. I think that's why I thought.

My mom's a teacher and she would have me like shadow a lot. And I would just be so exhausted. I don't know how they do it. They have an energy that I don't have. Okay. That's fair. That's fair. All right. All right. But I get what you're have. Okay. That's fair. That's fair. All right.

All right. But I get what you're doing. Blue Collar kind of. I'm going to say lawyer for you. Lawyer? Ooh. Ah, no, but that should be on this fucking list. Damn it.

Okay. I think. Okay. I think because I'm going to guess this because you like true crime. I'm going to guess detective. That's my number one. Okay. I have genuinely thought about

being a detective but being a detective a lot liking true crime and being a detective very different look at dead bodies because i'm the true crimes they don't show the dead bodies i know and and i'm wondering i think i could but also if you watch like i love the first 48 those detectives have that no lives they're exhausted all the time. Their marriages break up. And I'm like, do I want that life? A part of me is like, yeah. But no, I think you'd hate it because after 48 hours,

you're like, well, we got to move on. Guess we didn't get them. I wouldn't let that happen. No, you would be off the force and going rogue. I would be a horrible person. I wouldn't have any friends. No one would like me.

So it's just a choice. Okay. It's a full life choice. Okay, fair. Okay. How about I give you a hint person. I wouldn't have any friends. No one would like me. So it's just a choice. Okay. It's a full life choice. Okay, fair. Okay. Okay, how about I give you a hint? Okay. Water.

Water. Ocean. Okay. A cruise ship captain. No. Whoa. You would kill that, though. I would be, again, all those things, I would have to, like, sell my soul to the devil and be like, all right, I'm taking on this job because I would be a all those things i would have to like sell my soul to the devil and be like all

right i'm taking on this job because i would be a nightmare yeah i would want to be a nightmare like all those jobs i would be like i would allow myself to be a horrible person just hearing you on the intercom with like a disney cruise yeah uh is your other one lifeguard no scuba dive instructor oh okay i genuinely like a teacher i no i'm just kidding i genuinely have seriously thought about doing that like when i first moved out here but i love them all but they're just they're they're always on night they're all hooked up on the nitrogen constantly so they're like well let's get in here man i love them all but like that's a lot of nitrogen in your blood all the time yeah and you have to deal with like a lot of tourists who like bring really expensive scuba equipment yeah dude

that they don't need that's tough so you'll be like look at this tiny little seahorse and the guy will come in with his huge camera that he bought like that's like a thousand dollars and you're like bro yeah So do you scuba dive a lot? Yeah. Okay. That's what I'm learning. Yeah. When was the last time you scuba dived? I don't think I've heard about you scuba diving. Really? I don't think you've talked about scuba diving. Whoa, that's so weird.

I got certified when I was 14 in Belize. Okay. All my sisters except for one and my mom scuba dive. Whoa. And I got Garde certified in Kauai. Cool. The last time I went was like a year ago in Kauai. Whoa.

Yeah, that's like what I try to do every year. What's the coolest thing you've seen underwater? A dead body. Yeah, exactly. That's what's hard in true crime. Coolest thing I've seen underwater? A shipwreck. Whoa.

Yeah, I like got to go 80 feet because you need special nitrogen for that and i saw a shipwreck nitrogen and a statue that was down there okay and then in hawaii i did hear a whale giving birth but that was very far away no it's it's like the most painful sound ever that you're like, oh, my God. Yeah. Okay. Yeah. All right.

There you go. Pretty cool. Are we still guessing? I think. Mac has one more. These are so dumb. International tour guide. Oh, that's fun. Travel. But dumb. They're like an international tour guide. Ooh, that's fun.

Travel. But no. Very fun. Like, you're kind of giving me ideas. What was your other ones? Okay, my second one was an animal doctor. What are they called? Feds.

Thanks, Feds. I literally Googled animal doctor. I was like, what the fuck are they called? What are they called? Feds. Thank you. Third was scuba dive instructor. Fourth was burlesque dancer.

Oh, okay. I think I could just 100% do that for life. Who knows? Last one, horse wrangler. Horse wrangler. Yeah? What? I lived by a horse farm

growing up, and I did a bunch of horse lessons, and I was obsessed. You're just the one who gets them. I'm the one who gets them. Let me go get those horses. You don't. I'm the one who people are like, you're going to meet Amanda. Don't talk to her.

She's kind of gruff. Like she doesn't want to talk to anybody. Like I'm telling you, my whole personality is going to change with all these jobs. I'm not going to be this Amanda. I'm going to be the one who's weathered. Yeah. Been through so much shit. drink straight out of the bottle yeah i switched to whiskey i definitely jack daniel's guys that i have to wrangle around to sleep with i don't know who's knocking on my door all right holy shit i'm a fucking actor at heart because i'm thinking about all these roles

and i'm like no i'd be a horse wrangler and it's just like who's gonna come knocking i like how with your job comes this whole life you have to also live guess i have to be this now that's what i'm thinking i wear the same jeans every day boots i have an issue with my dad. Like, we don't speak. Something's going awry. I might, like, get really, I might, like, his will, he might give me everything. It might be a crazy story. All right. All right.

That's it. You guys want to guess mine? Oh, yeah. We haven't done yours yet. My bad. You want to give us any hints? Yeah, give us some hints. Oof.

Wait. Astronaut. No. Oh, wait, no, no. No, you wasted one guess there. Okay. Some of these are, a lot of these are, like, realistic. Like, okay, I think this would be genuinely what I would have gone for had I not gone into this.

And some are a little, number one is a little aspirational. A couple of them are a little aspirational, but not too crazy. Not like, you know, billionaire. Like, cause I wasted mine on an astronaut. Some of them, I don't think either of you are going to guess. Aspirational, but not too crazy. A Senator? No, that, see, I view that as like, oh, that.

Okay. All right. Um, English litter, litter, chur, teacher? No. See, I view that as like, oh, I'd... Okay. All right. English literature teacher. No. No, but I'll give a hint for Mac. Close. Close for... English literature teacher. Literature.

That's very close. Close. Very close. So it's like in the teacher category? No. No. It's in the English category. He's in book reading.

Do you want to be an author? Yes, that's number one. Oh, yeah. Okay. I think being an author would be just so cool. I knew that. Just write a book. I know.

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But I want to write a book someday. You should write a book. Just for fun. Yeah. of that industry, it's like, Oh, you're not making any money. It's a really hard industry, but I'll, I want to write a book someday. You should write it just for fun. Yeah. Uh, all right. You get one more. Damn.

Okay. Aspirational, but not too big. One of these is not realistic, but okay. Like I wouldn't be able to, I wouldn't be able to go into this. Archaeologists.

Like you discovered, um, like, uh, a Pharaoh do this. Archaeologists, like you discovered a pharaoh. No. Archaeologists sounds cool, but that's... It's back-breaking work. 99% of the job is you're just a professor at a college.

You might go on digs occasionally. No, I would want to be the person who goes on the digs. You know what I mean? Like Laura Dern and Jurassic Park. I think all of that. I think movies make that stuff seem a lot cooler. Indiana Jones, yeah.

Like a paleontologist, it's not that fun. It's a lot of just kind of going through dirt. Okay. Dream world. Okay. So it's not attached to the industry, correct? Not attached to the industry. None of these are remotely entertainment industry.

And one of them is far-fetched, you said? I don't think any of these are. One of them is far-fetched, not because it's like some crazy big-time career. It's just like I don't have the skills to do it. A pediatrician. No. Oh, that's a good one. That is good.

Doctor was never appealing to me. I was always scared of that industry. So tell all the doctors in the world why you hate them. Yeah. Yeah, I hate you because... I just don't think I would be a good doctor. It's too much work. Have I run out of guesses?

Too high stress. Damn it. Okay, so number two, psychologist. Oh, I freaking knew that. Oh, that's what you studied. Yeah. I'm an idiot. Psychologist is more realistic.

Like, that's the path I would have gone down. I don't know if it would have been therapist or like an organizational psychologist. Or a research psychologist. That all sounds really fun. This is the one that I think is unrealistic, which is wildlife photographer. Dude, imagine working for like National Geographic. And it's like, oh, you go out into the jungle for months and you're sitting there waiting for a leopard to come by. Yeah, that requires a lot of patience.

Yeah. But it'd be cool. Did you ever watch Planet Earth? And did you ever watch the like behind Planet Earth? Where those guys sat around for the snow leopard for like three years? Remember the Bat Dung Cave where they were in it? Yeah. That would be you. I know. Wait. But it'd'd be cool do you know who paul nickel is no anyways i follow him on instagram what

i follow him on instagram and he's a national photographer and he posts all of his stories about each picture that he takes you should. You want me to hook it up? Okay, sure. I'm just kidding. I don't know. Make your dream a reality. Number four, plumber or like a trade. I think I would actually enjoy it.

Wow. I bet you would. Because like to go, I love like having a task and completing the task and being done with it. I actually do enjoy like fixing things. And then last one, I think I would love this is Gardner oh 100% I was at the Huntington Gardens and I saw people

walking around that worked there and I was like that's so cool and I know every job is grueling right but I'm just like I love flowers. A gardener or like a botanist? Probably more botanist I guess but gardener of any sort like I just I don't know. I love working with plants. I feel like those people, they are a bit of, like, botanist, but they come in and, like,

trim and stuff. Probably more along the lines of botanist, but working with flowers in that capacity would be really fun. God, I don't think I don't even know you. Should we do, I feel like the next one should be Nick shows, because I think that's going to be. I think so, too. All right.

Nick. Nickelodeon shows. Nickelodeon shows. Okay. But you love Nickelodeon. Yes, I love Nickel, too. All right. Nick. Nickelodeon shows. Nickelodeon shows. Okay. But you love Nickelodeon. Yes, I love Nickelodeon. That was the first video I did on Smosh. Yes.

Your Nickelodeon knowledge brought you to us. Unbelievable. And now I never left. Should we? Now you never left. Who should we guess first? Yours. Good luck.

I love Nickelodeon. This is hard. Because I'm going to struggle with the difference between, sometimes I'm like, oh, no, that's a Disney show, Amanda. Like Drake and Josh is a Disney show. No. That's a Nick show. Yeah, a show.

Is it more live action or cartoon? I have a mix here. Okay. I will say that. I have a couple live action and a couple cartoons. Okay. You want to go first? Sure.

The Amanda show. No. But I love the Amanda show. couple cartoons. Okay. You want to go first? Sure. The Amanda Show. No. But I love The Amanda Show. But no. Okay. Avatar, The Last Airbender. That is number one. Yeah.

Fuck me. That is hardcore number one. A man with taste. Damn it. Which is, it's a very, I will say it's very different from the rest of them. But, you know, it kind of stands out on Nickelodeon, too. It's not like most Nickelodeon shows. But it's just so good.

All I'm going to guess is going to be in the wrong era. No, I think... Okay, I'll let you know. I was born in 91. So I was a kid in the late 90s. Okay, so it's fine. Yeah. Hey, Arnold?

No. You're guessing great ones. You're guessing ones that I was like, I like that show, but it's just not top five. Shit. Are You Afraid of the Dark? Ooh, another great guess, but no. No.

You guys, those were three that I was like, these are getting edged out of the top five, but they are right there. All right, let me edge in a different one. Sorry. I'm so dumb. I don't know if you'll like this, actually. Okay. Whatever.

I'm just going to go for it. Ren and Stimpy? No, I did not like Ren and Stimpy. I was not allowed to watch that growing up. That shit is messed up. I was not allowed to watch that either. And fucking Simpsons. Okay.

Real Monsters. No. No, I was not a huge fan of Real Monsters. So you got Avatar. That was my number one. Number two was All That. Okay. I was going to go either Amanda or All That.

I was like, I can't put Amanda's show and All That. I liked them both. To me, All That encompasses that as well. Number three was Rugrats. Huge Rugrats fan. Four, Invader Zim. I forgot that's a show. I loved Invader Zim.

Yeah, I didn't know if you were. And then five was Kenan and Kel. Duh, Kenan and Kel. Loved Kenan and Kel. Which is also, you know, it's under that all-out umbrella. But it was different enough because it was more sitcom-esque. Remember their movies? Oh, yeah, dude.

Good Burger. Hell yeah, dude. All right. Kel is still hosting shows at Dynasty and their movies? Oh, yeah, dude. Good Burger. Hell yeah, dude. All right. Kel is still hosting shows at Dynasty and Real Vision. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's so great. He has a show right now, I think. And Kenan's been on SNL for 50 years.

Yeah. Yes, he literally has. It's so wild how I've just seen him do sketch comedy my entire life. Me too. It's been the entire time. It's wild. I know. What a career. I think he said that been the entire time. It's wild. I know. What a career.

I think he said that in a recent interview. He's like, I can't believe I'm still here. I can't believe he's just... But like, since he was like eight, he's been doing sketch comedy. Sketch comedy, mm-hmm. Because he started in all that? Yeah.

Back in the 90s. Wow. All right, should we guess? Let's guess yours next. Mine? Okay. Yeah. All right.

I feel like I... Do you want. I feel like I gave some hints. I gave some major hints. So is it more live action or cartoon? Do you have both? I have both. I do have both, but more live action. Around the 90s, I'm guessing? Mm-hmm.

Okay. She's going to have Even Stevens on there or something. Hannah Montana. I watched Even Stevens all the time, but it was not my top. But that's also Disney. And that's what I thought. And I knew that. That's why it's not on this list.

That's why it's not on this list. It's not on this list. No, bitch. See? You do this on purpose. Areal Monsters? No. No? bitch. See? You do this on purpose. Are Real Monsters? No. No, okay.

Legend of the Hidden Temple. No. That show drove me nuts as a kid. I was like, ah! They couldn't put together the little statue. I know, but no. Idiots. But it was very fun.

It was like a good Wild competition show Um CatDog Ooh No but I did watch CatDog Um Rocco's Modern Life No

But I did watch that as well Okay Do we each get one more guess? I'm gonna give you guys a hint You've said it We've said it Said it You've said it

But not towards me Okay Are You Afraid of the Dark? Abso-fucking-lutely. One of my absolute favorite shows. Not my number one, but one of my absolute favorites. I think that's third. Okay.

I loved Are You Afraid of the Dark. Wasn't that on Nick at Night? No, no, no. Nick at Night was the old, old, old shows. Yeah. Okay. One more. Old, old, old shows.

Like, what's that one? The old, old shows. You itched. Wasn more. Old, old, old shows. Like, what's that one? Old, old shows. You itched. Wasn't that on Nick at Night? Probably. Anyways. Everything was on Nick at Night. Pretty cool.

Okay. One more guess to take it home. Slime Time Live. No. Come on. It was a good one. That was almost the same. Wait.

Isn't that the host? What's his name? Oh, yeah. He later hosted other stuff. He was a good one. That was almost the one. Wait, isn't that the host? What's his name? Oh, yeah. He later hosted other stuff. He did Wrapped. It was like Candy Show. Okay. Anyways.

What's your top five? Top one is All That. 100%. Okay. I was addicted to All That. And I was also, number two is The Amanda Show. I know it feels the same, but for me they were totally different. That's fair.

Like, The Amanda Show was where, that and Jim Carrey is where i got my comedy amanda show was so good i was addicted to the amanda show are you afraid of the dark are you afraid of the dark rugrats dang i loved rugrats should have thrown these out loved rugrats and then this last one you might not know what is it clarissa explains it all oh my god i almost threw that one out with the ladder i didn't i didn't And then this last one, you might not know. What is it? Clarissa Explains It All. Oh, my God. I almost threw that one out there. With the ladder? I didn't throw it out there because I forgot if that was Disney or Nickelodeon. I actually had to re-look it up.

I was like, wait, is that Melissa Joan Hart? Okay. Melissa Joan Hart. Crazy. What a throwback. I know. All right. This is the real deal here.

The real deal. Yeah. Neither of us had Spongebob. Nah. Because Spongebob is like overstayed its welcome, in my opinion. I agree completely. Wow. I agree completely.

I'm like, they're trying to reinvent Spongebob. They spoiled the broth. Tommy and I went to the Spongebob Kids' Choice Awards. Yeah. And they had a competition for TikTokers who would post Spongebob uh kids choice awards yeah and they had like a competition for tiktokers who would put like post spongebob content and they were like grown-ass adults and i was like i don't know i don't know that's all i'll say i don't know i don't know anymore do you want to guess first all that no okay okay okay um okay i'm gonna throw out one that we haven't said that I saw a live taping of.

And that is True Jackson VP. Oh, I love that show. But no, I didn't put it on the list. Is she coming back with it? Wasn't that like the thing? Maybe. I don't know what this show is. It was a little bit later.

It was Kiki Palmer. It was Kiki Palmer's show. And it was really, really good. But it only ran for like. Oh, I definitely don't know what this show is. Didn't it only go for like two or three seasons? I think It was Kiki Palmer. It was Kiki Palmer's show. And it was really, really good. But it only ran for like, Oh, I definitely don't know what this show is. Didn't it only go for like two or three seasons?

I think it was only two seasons, yeah. How old was she when she did that? She was younger. She was young. Teenager. Yeah, she was like 17, 16, yeah.

Yeah. Damn. Um. Oh, can we, cartoons, live action? Um, mostly cartoons, yeah. Mostly cartoons. Doug.

No, wasn't Doug Disney? It was like both, right? No, Doug was Nickelodeon. It was Nickelodeon and Disney or something, right? Was it a hybrid? I don't know. Nickelodeon, okay. Okay, you've guessed it for us, so I'm going to guess All Real Monsters.

No. Dang! Hey Arnold? No. I was not into Hey Arnold. I fucking knew it. I said it and I was like, why did you say that? Okay, cartoons.

I'll throw out Rugrats. No. Dang. We got destroyed. We're not allowed to watch Ren and Stimpy. What was your top five? CatDog. No.

CatDog is one of them. CatDog is one of them. CatDog is number four. Of course. What's your top five? Top five. Number one, Fairly OddParents. Oh.

Love means I'm Fairly OddParents. Number two, iCarly. Oh. Whoa. Love the iCars. Hey. We did not throw that one out there. No.

Yeah. On purpose. I'm just kidding. I'm kidding. I'm kidding. Avatar Last Airbender plus Legend of Korra. I put them both together. CatDog.

CatDog. And then Guts. Guts. Whoa. I put them both together. Cat Dog. Cat Dog. And then Guts. Guts! I was obsessed with Guts growing up. I always wanted to be on that show. Wow. Guts was so good. I don't remember Guts.

Do you have it? Guts. That's the song. That sounds familiar. Do you have it? Guts. And I think it's that guy who hosted it, the one who did Wrapped. Yes.

Wow. And that's where you get slimed. No. Yeah, you get slimed. Yes. It's just a very messy show. Three contestants, and they have to do crazy challenges and stuff. It's like teams of three, and they have to do a bunch of obstacle courses.

Wasn't there a tourney thing where it's like the eye? I did watch this. No, What Would you do is different. Anyways, sorry. Whoa. Are you talking about what would you do with Mike Quinones? I think so. I feel like I just woke up from a coma.

That's a completely different show. Can you imagine if that was on Nickelodeon? I feel like I just woke up. This bartender's being sexist. What would you do if you were next to them? No, no, no. No. No.

What would you do? Do you have guts? Yeah. Anyway, whatever. You just unlocked a deep trap door. I didn't guess any of my top fives for you guys. That's okay. I screwed up.

Guts is so good. I'm wondering if our fans definitely know what we're talking about. Oh, yeah. Well, you had iCarly. And I think people know the 90s ones, even if they didn't watch them. They're classics. They're total classics. Where do you find them?

Where can you watch them? They're around. You have to go back in time. Probably Amazon. You're so right. Amazon. Candy? Or do we want to do Nick? Nick Cage movie. We want to do Nick versus Nick.

Nick versus Nick. This is going to be difficult. There's so many Nick Cage films. I know. My friend runs a podcast just discussing each Nick Cage film, each episode. That's great. And he made me watch one called Vengeance, a love story. And I regret every minute of it. That's great. And he made me watch one called Vengeance, a love story. And I, I regret every,

every minute of it. Oh, it was one of those Nick Cage ones where it was like, he's still just, so not on the top five. No, no, no,

it's not. Thank you for the hint. He has more movies than you could ever realize. I love Nick Cage, but he has his different eras, right? Cause he had eras where he was making really good movies. Yes.

He had eras where he was making really good, bad movies. Yes. And he had movies, eras where he was making really good movies. Yes. He had eras where he was making really good bad movies. Yes. And he had eras where he was making really bad bad movies. Yeah, and Vengeance is definitely one of those. He's a Coppola. Yes, he is a Coppola. So my dream job right there. He's a Coppola. Do you want to be Nick Cage?

I want to be Nick Cage. First question, do we think Nick Cage is hot? Tricky question, I know. I plead the fifth okay okay no well i i don't know i think it depends on the era uh but i know but i could see how some women would be like yeah i think no i think the early time the earlier movies the earlier like 80s like raising arizona cage There's something about him. I understand.

But now I'm like, no, absolutely not. He always gives the look of just completely stressed out. He has those eyes. Yeah, he just looks completely wired. My take on Nicholas Cage is that I think he might be the best actor in Hollywood. Because you put any other actor in some of those shit movies that he's done and they look horrible. Nick Cage is always

good in every movie he's in no matter how bad the movie is. He just commits. He commits so much. I'll go first. I feel like mine are easy. I'm going to ask questions first. Is it more earlier Nick Cage or later Nic Cage?

I will say nothing recent, but it's different eras. I'm going to have a hard time. Nothing recent. That's right in my ballgame. Adaptation. That is number three. That's a good one. I love Adaptation. Boom. That movie's awesome. That's a good one. I love Adaptation.

Boom. That movie's awesome. That's such a good one. That movie's really cool. I haven't seen it in a while, but I remember watching it and laughing my ass off in surprising ways. It's really good. I watched it in a film studies class.

Yeah, it's really good. That's from his making good movies. Con Air. Hell yeah, dude. Number two. Look at me. Tell me this guy doesn't love Con Air.

Yeah, baby. I have two older, also for context, I have two older brothers. So like, what movies were they like? Two older sisters. So me growing up,

what movies were my brothers like? This movie fucking rocks. Two older sisters. Yeah, baby. Okay. Okay, Face Off? No, but it was, that one was like, This movie fucking rocks. Two older sisters. Yeah, baby. Okay. Okay. Face Off? No, but it was, that one was like, I didn't watch Face Off until I was older.

So I didn't, like, I was like probably in my 20s when I finally got around to watching it. It's awesome, but it's just not top five. You said nothing recent? Yeah, nothing recent. Oh, okay. Ghost Rider? No. Well, hey. Ghost Rider? No. Well, hey! What the hell

are you talking about? It's freaking hilarious! It is funny. You have to remember that also half of Nick Cage's movies are so funny to watch. No, Ghost Rider is deeply hilarious. Fine. Okay. Because you can notice the moments where the budget fell off. I forgot about that until you just said it was like all flashback

into me. Mac, I recently watched it. Do not ask me why. It's so weird. Eva Mendez is in it. Oh, really? And she's supposed to be his girlfriend. I'm like, when? How?

I've only seen clips. I've never seen the whole movie all in one. I've just seen. You need to watch him turning into that fire thing. I saw it in theaters. When did it come out? A while ago. A long time ago. Probably like 2007. Yeah. I saw it in theaters. When did it come out? A while ago. A long time ago. Probably like 2007?

Yeah. They made a second one. Because that was before the Marvel era. Yeah, they did make two. National Treasure? No. I haven't seen it since I saw it in theaters, so I truly don't remember it that well. You're not a true Nick Cage fan.

I know. It's probably one of his best. National Trevor. Trevor? National Trevor. National Trevor. Is he on my mind? Nothing recent? Like in the last five years? Probably not in this century. Oh. Okay, so that cuts off a lot.

Yeah, I think. I think. That cuts off half of the discography I think. I think, I think. That's like, cuts off half of discography. Yeah. He's got some great movies in recent years, but none that made the top five. I already said Face Off. Yeah, Nick Cage in the 90s and not Face Off? That's crazy.

I know. I know. I felt bad about not including it, but I had to be honest with myself. It's not Raising Arizona. Raising Arizona's number four. There we Arizona. Raising Arizona is number four. There we go. Raising Arizona is really good. Early, early time.

That's when he was kind of acute. Number five was The Family Man. Shit, I was going to freaking guess that. Have you seen The Family Man? I want to include a cheesy one. It's really good. Nick Cage is like, you see at the beginning, he and his college sweetheart, they kind of like break up and he goes on.

He becomes like super, super successful and rich because he left his college sweetheart behind in another state to go pursue some career. OK. And then he kind of has I forget what happens where he wakes up and he's now married to his college sweetheart. But now he works a blue collar jobcollar job and doesn't have all the money. And he's like, what happened to my life? And it's kind of about like, oh, maybe your life would have been better had you not been a millionaire. It's really interesting.

Then number one, The Rock, dude. With Sean Connery? Yeah, bro. Damn it. Come on, man. Look at me. I just rewatched that. Look at me. Look at me. What do you think?

I just rewatched that. That movie's awesome. That's insane. Okay. Damn it. All right. So we have you both now. Only me?

Yes. Okay. Okay. Okay. You go first, Amanda. Face off. No. Okay.

I would say mine are more Recent This century Oh damn I should have asked that Okay I've got my first guess Kick Ass Yes That is number three

That movie rocks Dream Sequence Dream Scenario Dream Scenario I did this the last time That is number one That is my favorite Nick Cage film

That movie is really cool I currently think Nick Cage Is in a renaissance right now. He is. Okay. I'm going to throw out a weird one. Mandy. No. Damn.

Pig. No, I have not seen that one. It's good. I'm told it's great, yeah. Okay. Okay. Okay. Oh. Into the Spider-Verse.

No. That would be number five, though. Okay. That's it. Okay. Okay. Well, dream scenario. The unbearable weight of massive talent.

That movie rocks. I have not seen it yet. It's really great. That's the one that made me, like, gain so much respect for him. I love, like, an actor that can, like, make fun of themselves, like, be part of the joke. He's definitely part of the joke in that. That's the one that made me gain so much respect for him. I love an actor that can make fun of themselves, be part of the joke. He's definitely part of the joke in that. That's him, for sure. And then Kick-Ass, National Treasure, and then The Croods.

The Croods! Wait, does he play the dad? Yeah. Yeah. Yep. He's the only one who's live action in that movie. And Catherine Keener plays the mom, I'm pretty sure. It's just him and all the other animated.

I can't believe I forgot about Unbearable Weight of Massive Talent. I forgot because I haven't seen it. All right. That's so good. Now we have yours. Such a good list. Mine is mainly. Insane.

Back in the day. There's maybe like one that's recent, although. Yeah. Okay. There's so many. Nick Cage films. There's so many. Okay.

Okay. I'm going to guess. Oh, it's going to be. There's so many. Nick Cage films. There's so many. Okay. Okay. I'm going to guess. Oh, it's going to be. There's definitely some we've said. Leaving Las Vegas. No. Okay. Wasted one.

You wasted that one. That was an Oscar performance. You said Raising Arizona. So Raising Arizona? No. Wow. I'm going to guess. guess I'm gonna throw out like I think

Isn't there one called Like Wild Hearts Or something like that There is But that's not on this list Dang it That's a good one I'm blowing it

It's a good one I'm just looking Because I don't know 90s Nick Cage films Okay I'm gonna give you a hint I'm gonna give you a hint Someone in this movie Is like one of my favorite singers

And I love doing her in karaoke That does not help me at all. Sorry. Sorry. Okay. You might not know it. You actually might not know it. Might not know it.

That's really sad. Kiss of death. No. Okay. I'm going to guess national treasure. No. Damn. Wow.

Zero for three. Okay. Wait. Wait. Hold on. The boy in blue. No. Damn. Wow. Zero for three. Okay, wait. Hold on. The Boy in Blue? No. What are your top five? We're going to see if we know any of them. Number one is Moonstruck with Cher.

Damn. Cher. I forgot he's in that. That's my literal... Actually, one of my... I forgot he's in that. One of my favorite movies. Shit, I should have known.

That's so him. Number two is Face Off. Wow. Okay, oh. Oh, him. Number two is Face Off. Wow. Oh, yeah. Number three is Con Air. I'm obsessed with Con Air. Number four is Pig. I loved Pig.

Great movie. I need to watch it. Number five, Wicker Man. I'm kidding. I'm absolutely kidding. That is a fucking joke. The bees! I literally hate Wicker Man.

I watch it with my dad and sister and we go, watch, he's just going to punch this woman in the face. And then he does. He punches her in the face. It sounds like you love that movie. No. And my last one is City of Angels. And if you haven't seen it, that makes me sad.

You know Goo Goo Dolls? They literally are the theme song. Okay. City of Angels is Meg Ryan and Nicholas Cage. And he is an angel in Los Angeles. Oh, I remember that. Okay. Yeah. It's a love story. VHS. Yeah. Yeah. Wow. But it's still one of my favorites and I recently watched it and man, it's still gut wrenching. Okay. You had Face Off and Con Air, and I guessed Wild Hearts. I'm an idiot. I would have put The Rock. Those are like my movies.

I love those movies. I know, man. That run is crazy. He's had several runs. I do think he's in his best era right now. Right now, yeah. His movies have been in the unbelievable. His film era is really good, yeah.

I will say, though, Renfield. Well, he has like five movies a year. Bad. Some are going to be a hit. That's so true. Okay. One last round. We'll make this quick.

Okay. This will be easy. Swear words. But can we actually say it? Say it. Or you could say the C word or the F word. I cuss a little. We do a little cuss.

I cuss a lot. All right. Mine are like swear phrases. Sorry. Yeah, mine are like a combination of both. Sue me. Okay, fine. Do we want to just say them or should we guess?

We'll go with yours first. Should we just do one round of guessing and then we say it? Yeah. Okay, go ahead. Asshole. I like that. I love that, but it's not on here. Okay, I'm going to say motherfucker.

Yes. Motherfuck. Motherfuck? Motherfuck. What was that? I'm going to say motherfucker. Yes. Motherfuck. Motherfuck? Motherfuck. What was that? That's one of them. Oh.

One, two, three, four, five. Oh, no. I wrote seven. Okay. What? So it wasn't in the top five? No, no, no. It was. It's four.

Okay. I'll just tell you all mine. All right. Now, what are your top five? The first one is It's four. Okay. I'll just tell you all mine. All right, now what are your top five? All right, the first one is Jesus fucking Christ. Okay. Pretty good. Almost every day. Sorry.

Fucking A. Two. Yeah. Shitballs. Three. Okay. Motherfuck. Got it.

Douchebag? Is that a swear word? Yeah. Yeah. Okay. Douchebag. And last one is fucking dumbass. Okay.

Those are pretty good good list there delicious Mac let's guess Mac yeah okay I'll throw up mine I think I'm gonna go with bitch yes is number one

I was gonna say I said bitch but I've been trying to say it less because I feel like I'm coming off misogynistic yes that's why it's not even in my list. I just don't. I don't say it that often. I don't say it that often, but I think in the right context, it can be really funny. I feel like it got overused and it's also like, damn.

Depends on who's saying it too. Yeah. When like, I don't, I don't say it too much. But bitch. I feel like when I say it, it's not funny. Yeah, it's bad. Bad. Know your place.

Bad. Not allowed place. Bad. Not allowed. Cunt? No. The C word. C word. Okay, tell us. One is bitch.

Two is god damn it. Ah, good. Three, shut the fuck up. Pretty good. Four, bussy. Oh. Mainly because I know pussy is considered like a swear word. So I say bussy a lot.

And then five is the F slur. Ah. Because I can say it. I can say it. Yeah. I have like two gay friends. So I can say it. You can say it.

The F word. That we won't say. Love that. So good. All right. Okay. It's just me left. Love that. So good. All right. Okay. It's just me left. Wait.

Okay. Guess. What? We're going to guess. Yeah. Yeah. Shit. That is number one.

I was going to say that. It's just such a fun one. Yeah. I love shit. Shit. Shit's great. Damn it. Damn is not on there, but I do like it.

But no, it did not make the list. It was shit. It was shit. It was ass. Bitch, I think, can be really funny, like I said, when other people say it. How dare you? When other people say it! I'm kidding, I'm kidding. I'm uncomfortable for you. I don't feel good. Do you want to leave?

Can I have someone walk me out? I feel like when you, honestly, certain people, when when they say it like angela when she says it it makes me laugh every time uh-huh same with chance yeah i feel like between them they've really chances like they cover like 90 bitch like every day between chance and angela they say that word the most out of everyone at smosh they cover like like 99% of it. Four is fuck. Nice. Classic. And then five is douche. I think douche is really funny. Calling someone a douche is hilarious.

It's perfect because it's not too offensive. That's what you say to someone when it's just like hey. That's like when you're driving. Yeah. Like if someone rolled down the silence, if I was,

if someone called people, if someone pulled up and rolled down their window and said, you're a douche, I wouldn't be, that wouldn't ruin my day. Cause I'd be offended, but I'd also laugh a little bit. I'd be like,

wow. I'd be like, okay. I probably would respond with a New York accent. Like, Hey, you call me a douche, you're a douche.

I don't know. That's's so true that's what they do Mac this has been so much fun I had fun I'm glad we love you I finally finished the Smosh collection I know and we have to have you back because now I know so much about you okay who won

with 27 points is Mac. Oh. Mac won? No, no, no. Oh. I think she's doing last first. I'm not in that win.

So in third place. To be fair, Mac, you were at a severe disadvantage. So you did very well. You did very well. I'm proud of myself. Okay. With 28 points is Shane. Whoa.

We were almost tied. That's crazy. What does that say? Okay. So Amanda got 37. 37 points to Amanda. Wow. Maybe this should be an Amanda guesses series.

Amanda. Exactly. Pitch that. You have to. She can't. I can't. No, I'm just kidding. Wow. I. Pitch that. You have to. I can't. No, I'm just kidding. Wow, I win. I win. You won. The hot dog. I win a hot dog. You get a hot dog

because you decided that. Yay! Mac, we'll have to have you back again because this was so much fun. Love to have you back. I'd love to be back. We'd love to have you back. Where can people find you? You can find me anywhere if you search Mac Does It. That's M-A-C-D-O-E-S-I-T

on YouTube, Instagram, TikTok. Well, awesome. Go check out Mac Does It all over the place and we'll have you back sometime. Yeah. Okay. Purple Mountain Majesty.

Bye. See you. That's your exit? sometime. Yeah. Okay. Okay. Purple Mountain Majesty. Bye. Yeah. Bye. See you. That's your exit? It's not like, you have been Smosh Mouthed or something. And now you have been Smosh Mouthed. Now you have been chewed or something. And now shut your mouth and get out. Shut your mouth. Goodbye. Bye.