Smosh Mouth - #83 - Don't Say The Secret Word...

Episode Date: March 3, 2025

Amanda, Shayne, and Ian try not say each other's secret words! Free your mouth today and save 20% sitewide, plus a FREE travel case and countertop stand at https://getquip.com/SMOSHMOUTH 0:00 Intro 1:03 What is Secret Words? 1:30 Everyone’s secret words 3:30 Reality TV discussion 11:50 Sponsors! 13:17 Back to reality TV! 44:38 Checking in 56:35 Smosh Mouth sommeliers 1:04:26 Amanda’s last try 1:05:50 Guessing each other’s words 1:12:15 And the winner is… PODCAST: https://bit.ly/SmoshMouthSpotify https://smo.sh/SmoshMouthiHeart https://bit.ly/SmoshMouthApple  SUBSCRIBE: https://smo.sh/Sub2SmoshCast WEAR OUR JOKES: https://smosh.com  WHO YOU HEAR Ian Hecox // https://www.instagram.com/ianhecox/ Shayne Topp // https://www.instagram.com/shaynetopp/ Amanda Lehan-Canto // https://www.instagram.com/filmingamanda/ WHO YOU DON’T HEAR (usually) Director: Selina Garcia Editor: Rock Coleman Producer: Amanda Lehan-Canto, Shayne Topp, Selina Garcia Production Designer: Cassie Vance Art Director: Erin Kuschner Assistant Art Director: Josie Bellerby Art Coordinator: Alex Aguilar Prop Master: Courtney Chapman Prop Master: Carly Hough Prop Assistant: Abby Schmidt Audio Mixer: Scott Neff Shadowing Audio Mixer: Lila Rowel Director of Photography: Brennan Iketani Camera Operator: James Hull Assistant Director: Alexcina Figueroa Executive Vice President of Production: Amanda Barnes Senior Production Manager: Alexcina Figueroa Production Manager: Jonathan Hyon Production Coordinator: Zianne Hoover Operations & Production Coordinator: Oliver Wehlander Production Assistant: Caroline Smith Post Production Manager: Luke Baker DIT/Lead AE: Matt Duran IT: Tim Baker Director of Design: Brittany Hobbs Graphic Designers: Ness Cardano, Monica Ravitch Senior Manager, Channel & Strategy: Lizzy Jones Channel Operations Coordinator: Audrey Carganilla Director of Social Media: Erica Noboa Social Creative Producer: Peter Ditzler, Tommy Bowe Merchandising Manager: Mallory Myers Social Media Coordinator: Kim Wilborn Brand Partnership Manager: Chloe Mays Talent Coordinator: Selina Garcia People Operations Specialist: Katie Fink Front Office Assistant: Sara Faltersack CEO: Alessandra Catanese EVP of Programming: Kiana Parker Coordinator Producer of Programming: Marcus Munguia Executive Coordinator: Rachel Collis OTHER SMOSHES: Smosh: https://smo.sh/Sub2Smosh Smosh Pit: https://smo.sh/Sub2SmoshPit Smosh Games: https://smo.sh/Sub2SmoshGames El Smosh (Spanish Dub): https://smo.sh/Sub2ElSmosh FOLLOW US: TikTok: https://smo.sh/TikTok Instagram: https://instagram.com/smosh Facebook: https://facebook.com/smosh

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And I'm Amanda. And we have a very special guest with us today, Ian Hecox. Hey. Hi, Ian. It's been a minute. Hello. So I was just trying to figure out which camera was mine. You okay?

I think it's that one. I think it's A. You think it's A? No, it's B. Yeah, it's B. It's camera B and A is for all of us. We start rolling and I forget the cameras are here. That's cool.

I'm just in the moment, living my real life, having an actual conversation. We're just in our backyard in the garden. We're just hanging out as friends. Dude, should we move Smosh Mouth to a garden? That would be so sick. I would literally love that. Yeah. That'd be incredible.

And we're just picking fresh tomatoes and just chomping on them. Yeah. It'd be so good for sound fresh tomatoes and just chomping on them. Yeah. So good for sound. Yeah. Just that squirting tomato sound. Scott's life would be horrible. Your mic is just crusted with seeds everywhere. You're just like, oh, this one's mine.

No, but we're going to do that. Okay. That would be awesome. Smosh garden. Before we continue this conversation. Yeah. We're playing a little game today. Yeah. that okay um that would be awesome smosh garden before we continue this conversation yeah um we're playing a little game today yeah uh today we are playing secret words uh something other podcasts have done um selena pitched this idea to us sounds like a lot of fun so each of us have five secret

words that we have written down and whenever someone else says one of those words, you get a point. And we all have five. Yep. Here are our secret words. My secret words are douchebag, civ, C-I-V as in civilization, Anthony, minivan, and wine. Bonus points for Cabernet Sauvignon. My words are dynamite, George Bush, meme, island, and Jeff Probst. Or however you say his name. Probst? Okay, here are my secret words. Scotland, top hat. Sunrise. Slippery slope. Ceviche. Okay, now we're back.

We're back. Did you guys hear any of that? I heard every word you said. What are they? You said, um, you said, uh, um, Beyonce. Beyonce.

If you're trying to guess her secret words, you're going to say them and then she's going to get points. So I have to kind of bait you into it a little bit, but not too hard. Yeah, you can't be obvious. No, you can't be obvious. It's like, hey. What are the names of the members of the Backstreet Boys?

I'm not doing this because that's clearly one of yours, huh? Ian, you would make Chris Kirkpatrick one of your secret words. Maybe I did. Everyone's probably like, who's that? Seriously. He's the one with the goggles. Yes.

Oh, I only know it from the Eminem lyric. Yeah. Chris Kirkpatrick, you can get your ass kicked. Yeah. Whoa. Yeah, dude. Yeah. He was cool.

Luckily, Eminem's one of my secret words. Shit. Really? No. Come on, guys. I wouldn't just cool. Luckily, Eminem's one of my secret words. Shit. Really? No. Come on, guys. I wouldn't just tell you. It's all rappers. He just wrote it all.

But now I know that maybe one of your secret words is one of the Backstreet Boys. I mean, NSYNC boys. I don't think he. Did you say NSYNC or Backstreet Boys? I'm not telling you now. Because Backstreet Boys is not Chris Kirkpatrick. You're correct. That's NSYNC.

Oh, you're giving me another point, huh? What did you do? What have you done? Okay, but also, we're playing secret words, but we're also going to be talking about reality shows. Yeah. And life, and ourselves, and what we're interested in. I feel like a year ago, Ian, we wanted to get you on here

and talk about reality TV, because you're a big fan of reality television. Yeah, I'm kind feel like a year ago, Ian, we wanted to get you on here and talk about reality TV because you're a big fan of reality television. Yeah, I'm kind of like a... I still consider myself a reality TV baby. I didn't get into reality TV until the pandemic. He's a baby.

Love is Blind is oddly what got me into it because I was like, this is the worst show ever. I'm going to watch it. Now there's eight seasons and all over the world. Yeah. And I've seen all the American ones. I watched Love is Blind in Japan, which is incredible. Did you watch the Brazil one?

No. Those people, very passionate. They're all covered in tattoos. It's incredible. Yeah. Incredible. I'll have to think about that one. Love is Blind. Yeah, I

didn't watch a lot of reality TV for a long time. I used to watch a ton of it when I was younger. In the 2000s, you know, you had that stretch where reality TV was... Like what? What were you watching? Everything. I mean, from 2000, like, from 2000 to 2008, reality television was at, I think, its most insane.

Right? Yeah. That's when they had zero empathy for people. Was that the beginning of Survivor? Yes. So the first five. And some of the worst. Oh, horrible stuff.

I was talking to someone the other day about The Swan. Me. The Swan. So it started with Extreme Makeover. When they're like, we're going to just make you a better person by doing all this plastic surgery, doing all these things on you. And it was like, okay. And then they were like, let's make the Swan, where it was that, but just dialed up to 15. It's like, we did it with homes.

Why don't we do it with people? No, it's so terrible. Extreme Home Makeover was the spinoff. It was Extreme Makeover, and then Extreme Home Makeover was after. Yeah, but The Swan was literally plastic surgery. Yeah. And then they come out in gowns in like a castle to a big mirror, and they go, oh my God, they don't know any of the surgery that they're getting done.

They're not allowed to look at a mirror the entire time. And I mean, it was just- Risky. It was so extreme and obviously there's nothing wrong with people getting plastic surgery but the way that it went about it was just kind of terrifying yeah like it was it was shocking yeah it was such a bad show i think they followed up i remember like listening to something and they followed up with with one of the contestants and she was very positive about her experience it's like great like you know if that if that if that worked out for them i'm happy

because like i think a lot of the people like in biggest loser which was another wild show from yes remember them walking down the hill like all at once? They all walked down the hill at once. Oh, man. Remember that intro? No, but I can imagine it. But like a lot of those people wound up because like the mechanisms through which they lost weight didn't really work out for most of them in the long run. A lot of them after the show gained all of their weight back. And it was run by that famous... Jillian Michaels?

Jillian Michaels. Is that one of your words? It's not. Actually, I was just thinking in my head. I was like, why didn't I do something like Jillian Michaels? Jillian Michaels was everywhere. She was everywhere. Yeah.

Where is she now? That's a good question. She's probably still working out. But you guys haven't mentioned the sexiest of the reality shows from back then. The sexiest? Let's see. There's Survivor. Sexy. There was The Challenge. There was

Those aren't sexy. No, it's the one where they're trying to get people to cheat. Oh. Wait, oh, Temptation Island? Yeah. Dude. I never watched that. I never watched Temptation Island. Is that with the cone? What? What? That's too hot to handle. Wait, is it? Remember when they bring with the cone? What? That's too hot to handle Remember when they bring out the cone

What show are you talking about? And they all have to fuck the cone Put the cone on and don't fuck I think it's too hot to handle Well that was later Because that's like a Netflix one Temptation Island started forever ago And and it's just absolutely horrendous. Was it on Fox or something?

Yes. Yeah. I'm pretty sure it was on Fox, and it was like... This was before Netflix and all that shit. Yeah. Yeah. And I think it was like they were getting people that were... Were they engaged or something?

I just think they're in long... They were in long-term relationships. Yeah. They take people who are in long-term relationships, right? Men and women. And they split them off, and the women live in one house, and the men live in another house, and then they bring a bunch of single people, single hot

men and women to be in the opposite houses. That's too hard! The way it also works is, so the women are in this house with a bunch of hot guys, the men are in this house with a bunch of hot women. There's a red light in each of their houses. And the red light goes off whenever someone's

fooling around in the other house. I did not know this. Yes. It is devastating shit. I never watched the show. And get this. Shane watched a lot of it. No, no. There was some recent drama with Temptation Island in Spain. It's still happening?

It's happening, and it's happening all over the world. People are being tempted everywhere. Oh, my God. So in Temptation Island, Spain, I got served all these clips on TikTok. They had these two houses on the beach, and there's this couple. They've been in a relationship for 10 years. Oh, God. And what they also do is they do challenges that kind of force the people. Right, of course.

So it's like, oh, we're doing a challenge where the women give the men lap dances. And that's the challenge. And so you have no choice. But then they're also constantly showing each other footage. They're displaying footage to the other houses. And so they show this footage to the other houses. Like, here's your boyfriend getting a lap dance from this girl. And so the girl then sees that and goes, oh, well, if

he's doing this, then I'm going to go do crazy stuff. And then what it culminates in, what it culminates in is he gets the opportunity to go and get to watch a live stream of The Other House. They're like, you can go watch what The Other House is doing live. And he's like, okay, I want

to go see what The Other House is... What's going on? Are the houses on separate islands? No, they're on the same beach, just on the opposite side of the beach. Is it an actual island? I don't think it's an island. I think it's just someplace, right? But this is important that they are on the same beach. So he goes and he's like, I'm going to go check out this live stream.

And of course, she is in bed with another man. Let's go. And he's sitting there watching it. He loses his mind in the most Spanish fashion. He's ripping his shirt off, he's screaming, and he bolts onto the beach towards the other villa, and the production crew is chasing him. It's like night. It's like him sprinting across the beach,

and they're like, Montoya! And he's just like running. And he's screaming, yelling her name. And he gets to the other house and confronts her. He can go in? They weren't expecting him to go over there. Oh, my God. They probably couldn't catch him.

They end up staying together. Sorry, spoiler alert if you're interested. What season is this? It's happening now. That sounds awesome. This is a couple months ago. And bad. this? It's happening now. That sounds awesome. This is a couple months ago. And bad.

No, it's horrendous. Horrible. But also, unfortunately, hilarious. Did he pull the man out of the bed? I don't know what happened by the time he got to the house. I didn't see that clip. I only saw the clip of him sprinting down the beach away from production. Wait a second. I love a good reality TV sprinting moment.

Oh, my God. It happens in a lot of reality TV shows, and it's so funny seeing the whole production crew trying to keep up with the production. Because that happened with The Bachelor when he leapt over the wall. The Bachelor is the one thing I couldn't watch. It was too cringe for me. Never got into it. Was it you who told me that Survivor has more babies than The Bachelor is the one thing I couldn't watch. It was too cringe for me. Never got into it. Was it you who told me that Survivor has more babies than The Bachelor? That's so funny.

I don't think I told you that, but I love Survivor. I can believe that. Could someone Google that? I can believe that. Wait, you mean Survivor has more? More people have gotten together and had babies from Survivor than Bachelor. That's actually true. Was it just because they all saw the host nudes?

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It's such a, I, I, and the, the bachelor is a crazy one. Cause I actually got to talk to. It's cringe. I got to talk to someone who worked on The Bachelor at one point, like, like 10 years

ago. What did they say? They said they're like, oh. It's all made up? It's real. They're like. No. It's real.

But they're drinking so much. Oh. They're just handing them wine constantly. That's really, and that's what, like, that's what makes me so impressed with Love Island. Because, like, they're only allowed, like, one drink a day or something. Love Island UK. They're not drinking as much. Love Island in general, they're really not drunk.

Well, Love Island feels like it's literally a ripoff from Temptation Island. Because they do all those things. Lap dances. They do the house. The Casa. Yeah, Casa Amor. Casa Amor. Love Island doesn't feel as bad because

they're all showing up and meeting each other there right so it's all contained to the house i don't love any show because um netflix also has the ultimatum any show that's about the ultimate hey here we're bringing couples in and then we're challenging you. I'm like, that's weird. I think that's weird. I think it is. It comes from such a bad place. I love the mess. I mean, look, when you start watching it and you have to keep watching it, but it's a morbid curiosity. I do think the shows are just bad.

I'm like, I don't believe in this experiment. And I kind of dread Netflix's whole thing of like, this is an experiment. We're seeing if we can test love. I'm like, no, you're not. The ultimatum when people are like, I'm fully into this experiment. I'm like, yeah, because you got connected with someone who's super, super hot and you're annoyed with your partner. That's the experiment. I watch Ultimatum.

I was really into it. And then I was like, ugh. Oh, yeah. Yeah. I felt like most of the relationships relationships the people who came there were kind of in toxic relationships oh 100 very toxic you literally you legitimately have to be in a toxic relationship to go on that show this is this is what i i i think someone should do though and maybe someone's already done this if you are in a relationship, if someone listening here

is in this situation, here's what you need to do. If you're in a relationship where you guys are friends, but you're deciding like, hey, you know what? We're going to break up. We're splitting our ways.

We're going separate ways, but we still respect each other. We still like each other. Go on to a reality show and then pretend that you're not about to break up. Pretend you guys are going to get engaged and then pretend that you're not about to break up. Pretend you guys are going to get engaged

and then give the world the most dramatic, insane storyline even though you guys were already planning on breaking up. It's like, hey, just might as well. But then you're going to get roasted on the internet for a while. This feels like a perfect

rom-com premise where two people are going to break up. And then they end up. And then they end up. And then they find out that they actually love each other at the end, and then they get married. Wow. We should write that. We just gave away all of our ideas right now.

Yeah. Yeah. Who is it that showed that guy's dong? What? Who is it that showed the guy's nudes? Who? At lunch. Huh? Who was at the show the guy's nudes? Who? At lunch. Huh?

Survivor guy. Jeff Probst? Where was I? No. You would never. Huh? Wait. Jeff Probst?

You guys weren't there? No. Somebody was like, I didn't know about this. How did I miss any Survivor conversation? Selena's making marks on her notepad. There's some secret words. None of you guys have said my secret word, and I'm totally screwed. I know what the word is.

Nude. Penis. Don't say it. I think that first word you said is it. I think that's 100% it. If it's Survivor. It's not. If it's Jeff, is it Jeff?

Is it Jeff Probst? I don't. That would be genius. Like you on this show. Damn. You brought it up. Wait. It's relevant.

Because I thought one of you guys. Was the host of Survivor, did he have nudes? I'm not going to say his name anymore. Yes, he did. Where? You haven't seen it? No. They're old.

They're old school. Okay, so I said. Like they're old school. Like they're, you know, it's like an old camera. I just want to say for HR purposes, I did not. I refused to look at it because it because it was at work but then yesterday actually i shouldn't i shouldn't promote people because i think that was a leak so maybe i shouldn't be promoting that but um

uh dude i gotta say man's is packing okay after all that that's what you said here's the thing i know it's obvious he's been the host for like 46 seasons what do you mean you know because he's just like he's got this confidence i think i don't know how tall he is he's got he's got what and it doesn't matter truly it doesn't matter but like i don't know how tall he is he that's fine he's short no big deal like but he's got this confidence that i'm like oh yeah he's definitely like yeah i can heat and you know i gotta say it's it's because i think it was like it was like pre i think it was like pre like when before everyone started taking like cell phone nudes because it definitely feels like he set up like a he set up an old polaroid it definitely seemed like he set up a camera like on a table and then how does he have the time he's in a bg 24 7 he's just standing like this oh no it is it is full body

jeff probes wow jeff was he on the island? Do you know where he was? No, he was just in a room. It was probably the room that they kept him in when he was hosting. He's just fully naked. And he's just standing there with the whole hog out. He's showing whole hog. I wish that was one of my words. Hog?

That would have been a good one. That would have been a good secret word. Wow, okay. My favorite thing on Survivor is at the end when it's like, all right, it's time to go to the final thing. Tribal council? He leaves the island by going through the jungle with a machete, and he gets on a helicopter, and then he jumps out of the helicopter

into a plane and then takes the plane to L.A. and parachutes out. I think they ran out of a budget because they don't do that as much anymore. They also don't. They used to bring whoever. They'd be like, okay, and the final vote of the winner of Survivor, and we'll see you back at the studios. And they used to do that. And I kind of didn't like it.

Jeff Probst, the guy with the big hog. And they would bring it back to CBS Studios. But now they don't do that. They do it right there in Fiji. They're all exhausted. It should be in the island. That's what I think. And it's so great.

Yeah. I am a Survivor fanatic. Stay on the island. Stay on the island. I can't believe. So you've seen every season of Survivor. I think I've missed the first from seven to 12. Because I watched the first one, or the second one,

or the early ones are tough. Yeah. Because, like, any woman trying to win is just freaking, they're like, ah, she's a bitch. She can't win money. Have they always had him on the show? It's always been Jeff. He's never been replaced.

Huh. I think he's going to live forever. I think he loves that show. I think he like drank some water in a crazy tree. He still looks great. Yeah, man. Yeah, well. He's crushing it. He's got some work done. Fine. He talks about it. I haven't seen him recently. Survivor's

so good. Like, what are you guys doing? Is it better now than it used to be? The main people on, the few people on Traders right now are survivor. Yeah, yeah. Traders is what I'm into. I think it's gotten way better. It's more like, it's just, it's better with the times.

I don't think it's gotten like the best it's ever could be, but it's better with the times. I feel like it's more concise. Whereas like the earlier ones were much more about like camp life and yeah the dynamics now it's like missions and and strategy and like who's voting out who and it's more game like i like is it still like are people still starving in the show because like i remember like they're not as starving as i feel like they should be before they're definitely hungry but i feel like those ones were like passing out oh like you would see those before and after photos of people on Survivor, and it is shocking. And they took that away. They had old things that were weird.

They had like a mirror at the end where people would look and go, whoa, I've lost so much weight. They took a lot of that stuff away. And like he used to say, I really know a lot. He used to say like, come on in, guys. But now he says, come on in or get in here, I really know a lot. He used to say like, come on in guys. Who? But now he says, come on in or get in here. Whatever the fuck he says. Who says that?

Jeff. Whenever I say he, I'm only talking about Jeff. Everyone else is nameless. Jeff who? No. I've already said it. What if it's Jeff's last name? Wait, do you get points every time you say it?

Yeah. This blows. You're a piece of shit. Moving on. You suck so much. Got you, ass. I hate you. I just fell into that.

You're admitting it. I just dived into my deepest. Ian is so far in the lead right now. We have to really. Oh, none of you guys are going to say my words. Now what we're talking about, now I'm like, I'm so screwed. Amanda's words are like cardamom. Blue, purple mountain majesty. My favorite color.

I'm screwed. Well, I hate you. We're done talking about Survivor. Love is blind sucks, though. I think I said this on the podcast before but what i appreciate about uh because courtney watched all of like vanderpump rules yeah i never watched that i think she's on the like final season right wow but um it's a spinoff of real housewives right and there's all these reality shows like real housewives and vanderpump rules which are and i don't mean this in a bad

way they're they're trash tv you're watching a TV. You're watching a bunch of douchebags. I don't mean this in a bad way, it's trash. But it's fun to watch. And then the reunions, they really call everyone out. They make a point of being like, you did this shitty thing. You need to answer for it right now. That's the sell of it.

But with Netflix, the way they're doing their reality shows pisses me off so much because there are heartwarming reality shows, right? Like that's Extreme Home Makeover. Love on the Spectrum. Yeah, like they have these shows where it's like, oh, this is about feeling good and understanding people. They try to sell Love is Blind as a heartwarming show, but it is trash TV. It is so nasty.

It is absolutely trash TV. A lot of the contestants on Love is Blind are just as bad. Every season gets worse. I saw a preview for this new season about the guy talking about cosmetic surgery. He's like, I usually go for butt lifts and all that, so it's going to be challenging for me. I'm like, why are you here?

There hasn't been a season of Love is Blind where I haven't seen someone just outright manipulating people and then not getting called out on it. In the reunion, they act as if it never happened. And it's so frustrating to watch. I think the reunions are the biggest miss on Love is Blind because one of my favorite things about Real Housewives of Salt Lake City is the reunions. Andy Cohen goes in.

They get into every little piece. Salt Lake City is the wildest Housewives. It's the best. One of them gets arrested on camera. They full on arrest her. She doesn't get arrested on camera because she so she she gets some kind of tip off and then mysteriously leaves.

And then and then Homeland Security and the NYPD show up in Salt Lake City and they're like, we're looking for Jen Shaw. And they're like, we don't know where she is. So, like, she gets like a't know where she is so like she gets like a call and then she's like she makes up some bullshit and she's like oh uh sharif's in the hospital i have to go right now and then they get footage they get footage of um the police raiding her home with like assault rifles and uh how did they get this footage well they had a door door ring camera ring camera yeah what's happening so she was running uh allegedly or was she convicted no she was convicted yeah she's um so she was running uh a uh telemarketing fraud scheme that was defrauding old people. Oh, no.

No. Because she lives in this giant mansion and her husband is an assistant coach to a college, not a D1 college team, but a smaller college. So it's like, where did they get this money?

I don't know. That's how. Don't mess with old people and the best the best part is like so so they were all gonna go on this trip to vale i think it was vale colorado yeah and uh they were all gonna get in this mark it down i know vale colorado high altitude yeah good skiing anyways so they're all gonna get on this bus to go there and that's when she like as they're like loading in that's when she gets the text she leaves so all the other women decide to still go on this trip and as they're going on the trip all the news is coming in so they're reacting to it in like real news about her yeah and they're like you know they're like oh i knew something was

wrong and like i knew and then like this one woman who always makes everything about herself is like i gotta call my lawyers i gotta call my lawyers and like it was you cannot make this shit up i feel like real housewives i will say my favorite thing is when angela loves real housewives too and she sends me clips like her favorite. So it really helps me just get right to the meat of the funniest part. And they're so funny. Angela's locked in on all of this. Oh, it's how she unwinds.

To a wild degree, because as Courtney was watching Vanderpump Rules, she would watch like a specific episode and be like, yeah, this thing. And Angela would be like, yeah, that episode where this happened and they said this to this person. I'm like, you know this all verbatim. And it was, I didn't hear about this because I'm not as locked in on reality TV,

but they got to a season where Scandaval happens. And I guess Scandaval is just this huge. Scandal. Yeah, so to like one of the main guys on Vanderpump, Tom Sandoval, who's just the most ridiculous human you've ever seen. I now know this watching Traders. I was just going to say this. I now know his vibe while watching Traders.

And my God. And Traders, he's like, I know what's going to happen. And you're like, what? And he says the wrong name completely. You're like, OK. He's truly like He's locked in But on All bullshit

Did you see his Also his like Little outfits Are you guys caught up Oh he wears When he wears With all the bugs I don't know

And he was partners With whatever And all the bugs Were falling on him Yeah I was just like Wearing like a bowler cap Or something

Yeah something like that He's wearing silly stuff All the time And he's just He's just there like He's so serious But he looks He's really funny He's wearing like a bowler cap or something. Yeah, something like that. He's wearing silly stuff all the time. And he's just there like, he's so serious, but he looks. He's really funny. He's just so. He's an alien.

Like, I truly believe like Tom Sandoval is an alien. But so many women are upset with him because. Oh, yeah. Because it's revealed in this one season that he was having an affair for like eight months with one of the other cast members. And they like, they. So what happens is they find this out at the one of the other cast members. And they like, they, so what happens is they, they find this out at the end of the season. They discover that on camera,

right? Yeah. Basically it's kind of revealed on camera that he was cheating on his partner for eight months. And so they, they're like, we need to get another episode in. So they bring in the crew from real housewives to film a whole other

episode. And they're, they're cutting back to footage. They're showing how far this all went. And they're constantly catching him in lies. Where he's like, yeah, I think it started around here. But then they show footage from earlier when you're like, oh, wait, you guys were having an affair then.

It keeps piling up. And then the reunion is just insane. I actually watched the reunion because I heard all about this. It's a hard watch. Where does he come from? is just insane. I actually watched the reunion because I heard all about this. It's a hard watch. Where does he come from? Like, he's just... I have no idea. I don't know.

I don't think he's, like, tapped into humans. No, you know what it is? I realized he was a model for, like, a long time. He's just Zoolander. Truly. He's actually of Zoolander was kind of a piece of shit. It's so true. And when he did... I don't know if you were caught up, but when he did the doll episode on Traders, when he was like,

Well, he's a singer. That was so funny. He's a singer. And what's her name? Caroline or whatever. She was like, oh, my God. Listen to him sing. You can tell everyone hates him.

Oh, yeah. I don't even know if hate's the right word. I think they're just like, oh, here comes Tom. They're amused by him. He gives me the energy as somebody who got D's in every class. And he was like, teacher, why? Yeah, I just like, for some reason, I can just so clearly picture him in high school

just getting straight D's. Yeah, no. No, me too. And he's just like, what did I do to deserve this, Teej? So, reality show people are such an interesting type of person. I mean, I talked about this when Tommy was on Forever Ago, but like, I'm like, it's not easy to nail this like archetype because like Tommy's obsessed with Abby Lee Miller. And I'm like, Abby Lee Miller is a horrible person. If it's a flat or a squeal, a wobble or peel, your tread's worn down or you need a new wheel,

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But entertaining to watch. And most horrible people are not entertaining to watch. You don't want to watch a horrible person. Yeah, they have to like... I'm like, what's the line? I think they have to toy the line. Whereas like, I think some people specifically on Traders are actually very grounded. But like, the ones who are grounded but a little...

Say things so like, out of it that you're just like, huh? They have to be not tapped in enough. Traitors is fascinating, though, because you have people from Survivor who are used to playing games. Yeah. And then you have Real Housewives. You have people from Survivor, The Challenge, and Big Brother who are good at the game. Real Housewives. And they do it well.

And then you have Real Housewives and Tom Sandoval who just have no idea what's going on. Yeah. I love how the editors in that show, because like, I'm sure like every, at some point, everyone's giving attitude to everyone. But like the editors in that show make sure to point out every time people are just so fucking done with Tom Sandoval. Annoyed with Tom. Chrishell, I think that's her name. She's just like, I'm voting for Tom because you cheated on my friend.

It's like, okay. And Tom's like, okay, I like that. Okay, sure. It's so funny. It's almost like he's like Nick Cage in a Nick Cage movie. He's just so like. People are like, I think he actually thinks people are being murdered. They're like, why would they put them in the coffin

He's like Sierra you came back from the coffin It's such a I love the show because I'm like oh they're just playing werewolf That's all it is And it's so entertaining Alan Cummings, the castle Like all the missions The dog

The missions make me laugh because If you are a true Survivor fan, you're like, oh my God, people are going to crush this crazy mission. And then they're like rowing. What do we do? They try to row the boat and it just immediately goes into the shore. Yeah. It's incredible. I wonder if they like, I kind of get the feeling like those games aren't actually on a real time limit. I don't think so.

Because they're barely, yeah, they're just like. Oh, they're so bad at the games. And I feel like they're actually, the producers are like, just give them another 15 minutes. They haven't done shit. I think you're kind of right. Because then, like even the doll one at the end when they had to figure out the nursery rhymes backwards. I was like, how did they get all five? Yeah.

How? And they were just down to the wire. How did they get all five? When they were not doing anything for the first 20 minutes. What I love so much about Traitors is the missions, but also the outfits. Yeah. Dressed to the nines. Yeah, it's really fun.

It's very dramatic. Very dramatic. Very dramatic, and when they all go to the funeral part at the end, the most recent one where they had to, like, the traitors face them to... Also, if you haven't seen this, this is a lot of spoilers, but, like, their outfits are so over the top. I'm like, in my head, I'm like,

did they pack all them? Did they prepare for them? I assume they have a stylist. I think they have a stylist. I think they have a stylist that they paid for. I think Alan Cummings said that they are picking all these outfits for him. They're definitely picking Alan's outfits. It's very cool. I'm going to be real. Not all hits.

Some misses. That might be a hot take. People might be really upset about that. Look, a lot of them hits. Some of them eh. Trying a little too hard. But like the kilt, it's perfect.

I think the point is that he's trying super. I think he's supposed to be like. Do you think he lives in that castle? I think he lives there. Where is he from? That castle. I think he's Scottish. He's Scottish.

I'm pretty sure. Yeah. Do you think he lives there? No. Yeah, that's his castle. Let's say yes. Let's say yes. Okay. That's Alan Cummings' castle. He probably lives. I'm pretty sure. Yeah. Yeah. So do you think he lives there? No. Yeah, that's his castle. Let's say yes. Let's say yes. Okay. That's Alan Cummings' castle. He probably lives in one of the rooms. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. No, it's a weird reveal whenever, like,

because they, I saw some back behind the scenes stuff where it's like, oh, they go to a hotel at the end of the night. All the contestants. No. They don't sleep there and drink their wine and take the bath? Oh, that's sad. No. Wait, so Sam there and drink their wine and take the bath? No. Wait, so Sam,

Brittany's ex, is not taking a bath and rubbing his muscles? I don't even know. I'm not into Sam. With traders, do they have, like, wine at the castle? Do they have alcohol?

Oh, yeah. Yeah, they have a bar. They're drinking. I feel like they're not, I wouldn't want to drink. Where do you think they are in Scotland? I feel like they're,

where are they? The Highlands? They're up in the north, I think I looked it up, they're in, like, the northeast or, like're... Where are they? The Highlands? I think I looked it up. They're in the northeast or kind of north middle of the Highlands. Like...

Highlands right down? It's beautiful. I mean, there's... No! There's so many castles up there and you can stay in them. A lot of them have been converted into hotels. I stayed in a castle that looked a lot like that. They have castles like they have Starbucks. I think they have Starbucks in into hotels. So you can go to, like, I stayed in a castle that looked a lot like that. They have castles

like they have Starbucks, you know? Yeah. I think they have Starbucks in castles. Yeah, probably. Like in Edinburgh. Actually, probably.

No, I'm pretty positive they do. No, probably. Are you just saying they have a Starbucks in a castle? That's what my friend told me. He went to Edinburgh and he was like,

you can go into, like, a Starbucks or a McDonald's and it's in a castle. Yeah. I feel like, I feel like your friend just saw an old building that a Starbucks or a McDonald's and it's in a castle. Yeah. I feel like, I feel like your friend just saw, I feel like your friend just saw an old building that a Starbucks was in. It's like,

this must be a castle. No. I mean, everything, everything's old as hell over there. Cause I went to Edinburgh and it was just like, you can't walk into a building that wasn't built in the 1700s or earlier. It's so rad.

It's incredible. There's like photo, they have like a, they have like photos from like the 1800s like late 1800s of like edinburgh and it looks the same yeah like yeah it's truly there's no new buildings around there you walk around it's like yeah it's all old you feel like you're transported back in time yeah it was incredible. I loved that place. When did you go? Courtney and I went a little over... A little over a year ago.

It was right before Anthony came back. What? Is this when you also went to London? We were there. And then when we came back, it was the following month

that Anthony returned. So you went to London. Is this the London end of... We went to London and Edinburgh. And it was so awesome. Just a lovely time. Was it like an hour flight? From London to Edinburgh?

Yeah. We took a train. Which was lovely. All I want to do is take a train. It was incredible. Not here, but like over there. I've taken a train over here. We got Metrolink here.

You want to take that? I've taken it. It's. Yeah, we got Metrolink here. You want to take that? I've taken it. It's fun. I actually took Metrolink for the first time. I liked it. Yeah. It's like 10 bucks. A good train is from here to San Diego.

Yeah. Oh, yeah. I've done that a lot. Love that one. So great. The surf liner. Love that one. Surf liner?

You just go along the beach the whole time. Surf rider. It's incredible. I forget what it's called. Yeah. Maybe you can go during like sunset. I've done it. Oh.

It's very pretty. When do you think they open? Can you go early in the morning? When do they open the train? Yeah. Is it 24 hours? It's not 24 hours, but they do have like early trains.

After 8 p.m. You got to hop in the minivan and get down there. Yeah. But, um, yeah. Okay. How do we get to trains? Well, oh, that'd be fun. Yeah. Okay,

how do we get to trains? Well, Scotland. Scotland's great. He said trains. Talk about trains, just to rack up some points for me. You should go to Scotland.

Go stay in a castle. I want to. When I went to Ireland, my sister went to Scotland, so she met us in Ireland and then her and her girlfriend rented a van and did the Highlands

in Scotland. Yeah. They said it was awesome. It's very nice. We drank Guinlands in Scotland. They said it was awesome. Drank Guinness. We drank Guinness in Ireland. Guinness. Everywhere. Anyways. Anyways.

What's going on, man? Who's president when No. This is why we can't have a quiet moment with you. Who's president when Survivor started? If you truly made one of your... You would make one of your words.

I am not saying a president's name. It's because you don't know. Correct. But I'm also not saying... You bait us too hard. I'm not going to say George Bush Sr.'s son's name. He was definitely not president then. No, no, no.

Survivor was forever ago. Survivor was like 2000, 1999. Was it Bill? Was it Bill Clinton? So you're giving him what he wants. It's not Bill Clinton. It's not Bill Clinton. You're giving him what he wants right now.

Selena's not writing anything down. She's pretending to. I don't know. I think it was Richard Nixon. So, anyways. What was the first reality TV show? Was it Real World? And guess what?

Guess who was on Traitors? Wes, who was from The Challenge. No, he was from Real World. And then The Challenge. Like, the original. I literally saw him on Traitors and I was like, God, this guy looks so familiar. And I looked him up. Original Real World. Because I watched that. And Road Rules. Yeah. I watched

all that. Yeah, my brothers are obsessed with the challenge, which is like MTV's reality competition. It's like Smosh Summer Games. It's, yeah, it's insane. But it's a hardcore one. That's why Wes was like so intense. Well, that's their vibe.

I was like, I get it, but like, dude, read the room. I want to say he's one of the mellower ones on the channel. No, I was just like, read the room. That's how he plays. He was like, yeah, I'm intense. You guys can't take that. F you. Fuck all you guys.

And it's like, Boston Rob played it way better. He's like, what an honor to play. As he just annihilated people. Spoiler. Don't spoil. I've spoiled so much. I think we should put at the beginning of this episode that there are spoilers. I feel like we didn't really spoil anything from Traitors. I don't think

it's not too bad. I don't think it matters. Hey, it's all good. I had a lot of stuff spoiled and I still really enjoyed it. It's fine. And as of recording this, it's not.. I had a lot of stuff spoiled and I still really enjoyed it. It's fine. And as of recording this, it's not. He posted on his Instagram. So no.

I don't feel guilty. I'm not taking this. I'm not taking this on. You guys want to talk about video games? You guys want to talk about memes? No. No. You're literally, right after this, you're about to go play Resident Evil for a bunch Yes

So Three hours You're You guys are about to Live Spoiler alert We're recording this on The day of the

Live stream of Resident Evil Resident Evil I am loving What fans are clipping From Resident Evil It's so Oh dude I get served so many of them

Ridiculous It's so funny You guys are having a blast Because we play for so long That you just kind of lose your mind. You literally forget the cameras are there. And you got to the scary baby. Yes. Oh, we're past the scary baby.

Yeah, I know. But that part messed me up bad. Is this a spoiler? They cut out the baby. Oh, my God. Yeah, you have to find its body part. Oh, my God. No, it's crazy. But also the like walking thing that's. Oh, my God. Yeah, you have to find its body part. Oh, my God. No, it's crazy.

But also the, like, walking thing that's... Oh, yeah. And Lady D and all of her daughters who are bugs. Oh, you're with Lady D, yeah. That was eight. I thought that was... Oh, that is eight. We already defeated Lady D.

And the doll. Have you gotten to the dolls? We got to the dolls. We're on to the next two. The creepy, like, slug-looking guy who looks like he's from the original Dune. I don't know if you saw that. And then the other hot guy. The guy with the glasses?

Yeah. Jerry Garcia? He's, like, the only hot guy in the whole thing. He looks like Jerry Garcia. Show a photo of him. Tell me that's not young Jerry Garcia. Kind of, yeah. Why do you know what young Jerry Garcia looks like?

Grateful Dead? I played a Grateful Dead fan for seven years on television. I had to do a little research. Oh, that's actually very interesting. You know Ben and Jerry's? Yeah. Yeah. That's Jerry Garcia.

Yeah, I know. Pretty cool. No. No. Now we're just making shit up, man. I almost believe that. No, it is. No, but they do have.

Wait a second. No, but Cherry Garcia. You're thinking Cherry Garcia. Yeah, that's what I thought. The flavor. No, and I know. Yeah. thinking Cherry Garcia. Yeah, that's what I thought. No, and I know. Totally. Did he get royalties for that?

Yeah, totally. They make deals. They strike a deal. Every time someone orders that ice cream. His ghost gets a handy. No one really gets. Speaking of ice cream, I think ice cream gets. Oh, my God. What'd you say?

He's sick. Don't repeat it. Okay, don't bleep that. You can go back and watch this episode. I don't know. I don't know how. Well, because I was like, what would a ghost want as a residual? I don't think he would want that. Okay.

I don't know if it works like that anymore. He's grateful. Anyways. I think ice cream flavors have gotten out of hand. Did you do like a bunch of acid to prepare for your role as the Grateful Dead? Yeah. Shane's never done acid. I've never done acid.

He's never even been near it. That's also true. And that's okay. I've never seen it. Nobody, I've talked about this before, but I think I gave off the vibes that nobody ever offered me drugs. Yeah. So. Yeah, that's okay.

You give off those vibes. I just give off the vibes that it's just like, don't offer him drugs. He doesn't. Yeah, it's okay. You give off those vibes. I just give off the vibes that it's just like, don't offer him drugs. He doesn't. He doesn't want it. I can believe that. Well, you give off the vibe. He's a cop. Yeah.

He's a cop. Or the cops are going to arrest you because he's friends with a cop. Unfortunately, you do give off the vibes of an undercover cop. Yeah. And I did when I was 15, too. No, no, no. You give off the vibes that your older brother's a cop and like your family is like, you know, part of the school system and your dad's a chancellor or something like that.

No, those types do so much drugs. That's true. That's true. Because they know they can get away with it. Not you. My father's a cop. My father's a cop. Yeah, they're the ones who do.

I just gave off like, just don't. No. They're like, oh, this guy, this guy. Don't waste your acid on that guy. And I'm over here just like sitting in the corner with a mountain dude. I'm really getting a buzz off this one, guys. This party's crazy.

I gotta go home. I'm getting real zooted off this mountain dude. He's not from the Midwest. He's not from the Midwest. Hey, this mountain Dew is really hitting Hey this Mountain Dew I'm getting zooted off it Hey babe We watch a lot of TV

Who do you think is winning right now? Not me I don't think me either I've baited you guys plenty And none of you fuckers have taken barely Like so many times I've baited you guys. And you've said the thing that I didn't want you to say.

Same. And it's really sad. I need to start. I need to start taking. Y'all have fallen into my trap so many times. Here's the deal. I think Ian must have chosen like straight up. Like you have to say it.

Yeah. Like that's not fair. I made mine interesting. Like what? Jeff. Oh my God. Amanda. That's not one of my words. You could say it. It's not fair. I made mine interesting. Like what? Oh my God, Amanda. That's not one of my words. You could say it.

At the end, we're going to guess each other's words. Really? I think we should. I think I guessed one of your words earlier, but now I forgot it. You did. Purple Mountain Majesty. No.

You guessed one of my words earlier. What was it? What do you think it was? I forget now. I forget. Guess it wasn guessed one of my words earlier. What was it? What do you think it was? I forget now. I forget. I guess it wasn't good enough. Shut up. Anyway, who's y'all's favorite president from the early 2000s? I am not doing this with you.

No. Not talking about presidents here. See, you're, like, good at this game, but then you're not good at this game. Yeah. You push way too hard. But I think it's a ruse. I think it's a red herring. I think he throws. I think he throws. And what are I think it's a red herring. I think he throws,

I think he throws. And what are we supposed to say? Red herring was my word. What? It would be, that'd be incredible. No. That'd be incredible.

No, now I'm thinking my words just aren't good. I'm regretting my words as well. I thought I picked them, I picked them wisely, but I wasn't wise. I was stupid.

What's y'all's favorite Ben & Jerry's ice cream? I don't know the names. It's not like something I go to. I think vanilla and chocolate are the best. I think you said it earlier. Cookies and cream as well. I think we said it earlier. I'm not doing this.

I'm not going to repeat it because now I'm feeling paranoid No You think I would write Cherry Garcia as my word? I would believe that I don't know That would be insane No because the conversation steered that way Outside of your control I think that would just be extreme luck

I don't know Ian gets away with a lot of shit. I was kind of hoping that my words would naturally come up. Me too. And they just haven't. No, and I'm realizing why they're not naturally coming up once you figure them out. Okay.

Anyways. Did you do Lisa Vanderpump? Did anyone do that? No. Who is she again? She's from Real Housewives. Yeah, no, she's from Vanderpump. She's Vanderpump? Did anyone do that? No. Do Lisa Vanderpump? Who is she again? She's from Real Housewives. Yeah, no, she's from Vanderpump. She's Vanderpump.

She's just from Real Housewives. Yeah. No, you're trying to get me to say. No. No. No. You're trying to get me to say something. You're trying to get us to say VPR.

Aren't you? No. Yeah. I never watched that show. Which show? That show. That's crazy. If you,

I, I, I, then this is more of a game of picking smarter words. It's totally what he did because he knows that you're watching it.

I know. I should have picked smarter words. I didn't. He listens. It's not mine. It's not my word, but I think it's your word.

It's not. Banner pump? Yeah. It's not? Oh, and now you fucking with me? No. I'm messing with you right now. I'm so paranoid. We're literally? Oh, and now you're fucking with me? No. I'm messing with you right now.

I'm so paranoid. We're literally playing traitors right now. I'm literally playing traitors right now. We're literally playing. So if you were on traitors, would you want to be a traitor or a faithful? Okay, I've been thinking about this a lot. I think I would be a pretty good faithful. You'd be an excellent faithful.

But the problem is, if you're too good, I'd have to, I would go in there and I'd be like, I need to act like Tom Sandoval. I need to be the biggest idiot. Because, okay, this is a little bit of a spoiler, but anyone who's decently good at the game, gone. By the end of the show,

it's idiots. Of course. All the dumbest people are left. Well, not necessarily. Except for the traitors. Or people who are playing dumb. It's rare that someone who's outwardly playing a great game... Yeah, but Zac Efron's brother is doing a good job.

But I think he's going to die. He's done an okay job. He's had misses. If I'm going on traitors, I am pretending to be so dumb. I'm going to be clueless or quiet or boring. I think the issue is like if you go in too hard on somebody that yes is a traitor you're gone and you don't get rid of that traitor then you're done then you're done but i think also if you are not contributing at all then you're safe

to kind of kill because people are like well i mean well look at sam and ivar people are yeah yeah the responses are cracking down she's like what is he gonna do just make tea like why is he here so for the people that aren't watching traitors so it's all reality tv stars and then one guy who's like three steps removed from the royal family. Princess Diana or something. And he's like, quote unquote, the first gay royal. And he's this old guy. There never was any before him. Yeah, right.

Yeah, exactly. There never was in history. Exactly. He's this old guy who is like. You can't rely on blind faith to get the pregnancy support you deserve. Ritual's Essential Prenatal Multivitamin is the only leading prenatal backed by its own human clinical trial. Essential Prenatal is proven to deliver key nutrients, including folate, biotin, and vitamin D during pregnancy. Get 25% off when you visit ritual.com slash clinical.

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Administration. This product is not intended to diagnose, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. I don't want to say senile, but like he's really like, he's really not there. What? Yeah, he's just like, who should I put that on?

He's just kind of like chilling. It's like, who let this random guy wander on his set? And he's old, so, like, the physical challenges, he's, like, not pulling his weight. And he's, like, BFFs with Sam. And Sam's, like, wearing the headband that you were back in soccer. Sam, who is, by the way, Britney Spears' ex. Sam Asshar?

It's just like some random people who just don't say anything, and they're kept around because they're just not really a threat to anyone. So that's how you can win. Tom Sandoval's still there because nobody's worried about him. I think they genuinely enjoy him. I think they say that

they hate him, but I think they enjoy him. It's smart to keep somebody like Tom Sandoval on the game because he's pointing fingers everywhere. At the wrong people. And sometimes they might be right, but a lot of times they're wrong. So if you keep him in there, he's going to throw people off. And he gets so intense when he thinks he has something. He's like.

Yeah. But because I think I'd be such a good faithful is why I think I should be a traitor. Because I think everyone, like, I would, what would happen is if I'm a traitor, if I'm a traitor, I'm going to go in there and just be like, I'm going to forget that I'm a traitor and I'm going to play this like I'm a faithful as best as I can. I'm going to be in that mindset all the time and just go with it. I think that you would be a good traitor because I think if you were a faithful, the traders would be like, okay, this guy's going to know what's going on.

Let's get rid of him. I'd have to be really dumb and hope that no, nobody else on the show watches Smosh. I think as a female, I think, I think this season is a bit, a little bit misogynistic as I, shall I say,

is because they keep getting rid of all the fricking women and they're like, I don't know. She seems like kind of a bitch. So I think of all the freaking women and they're like i don't know she seems like kind of a bitch so i think that she's a traitor and it's like oh there's some like guys there's some like weird like really weird accusations on sierra where they're like you're like you're like cursing you said you said a lot of curses while you're in the coffin it's like because she was in a fucking coffin in her new YSL boots. Yeah. What are we discussing here? Like, also getting rid of all the housewives. And I love, what's her name?

The last housewife who's, oh, I'm giving so much away. Whatever. One of the housewives, when some of their friends go, they're like, no, that's my friend. When Alan Cummings throws the frame. That's my friend. No, he's dancing on my friend's frame. That's my friend. No, he's dancing on my friend's grave. That's my friend. What do you think would be your victory line?

Oh, I would... That'd be fun. Oh, yeah. And boom goes the... No. I'd be like, and guess what? I'm a traitor. Oh!

And I'd friggin' three-pointer. Did you have that set up for this moment? Yeah. You just shot a basketball. That fits perfectly for Boom Goes the... Boom Goes the Dynamite. Yeah. Which is my secret sentence.

Just kidding. We're not doing sentences. Have you seen... We're not doing sentences. Disqualify him. Have you seen... Boom Goes the Dynamite? Have you seen Boom Goes the Dynamite?

This is not... My secret word is boop, boop, boop. No, this is not Harambe level. This is an old viral clip. Boom Goes the Dynamite. It sounds familiar. It's unbelievable. Genuinely, I thought it was from a cartoon.

Do you want to explain? Do you want me to explain? You can explain it. So there's this old clip, and it's a college sports announcer. He's recapping sports. Sick. I can't believe I missed that.

Wow. Keep going? Sorry, keep going? Okay, douchebag. Okay. Good word. I love that word. So he's recapping some sports highlights for the basketball team. Uh-huh.

And what happens is I think his prompter goes out. So he doesn't have any of the like words coming through. Bad. So he's now just seeing this highlight clip of like basketball players. And he's just like, he's like, and they made it down the court. And he shoots there and boom and and they made it down the court and uh he shoots he shoots there and boom boom goes the dynamite he just keeps saying boom goes the dynamite whenever they make a shot it's so incredible anytime a teleprompter goes out people literally lose their mind they're like

oh i don't know who i am yeah yeah because you're talking about your i mean luckily for him it was sports which is fine but if you're talking about a heavy mean, luckily for him, it was sports, which is fine. But if you're talking about a heavy subject, you'd have to just say, oh, the teleprompter. Yeah, but it sounds like he didn't really know what was going on with the game. No, he clearly did not know ball. He was not a ball knower. Unlike me.

Oh! What? Why do you have so many balls? I always have had these. So for those that are listening right now, Shane is pulling small basketballs out from under the table balls. I always have had these. So for those that are listening right now, Shane is pulling small basketballs out from under the table and just shooting them across the

nowhere. And it's freaking sick, man. That's crazy. But every time you do that, you have to say the line. Boom goes the dynamite. That's awesome. Can you imagine if that guy was like doing the play-by-play of JFK in Dallas

and then his teleprompter went off? I'm not going to say a president's name. I cannot be surprised that you brought that up. I'm not going to say a president's name. I cannot be surprised. What I will ask is what exactly was Tom Sandoval wearing when the bugs landed on him? Oh, come on.

That's one of your... You made one of your words... Hold on. Was he... You made one of your words that... Wearing. You would. Are you referring to the Scottish dress?

No. Oh, you are. No. Well, we know it's a piece of clothing. I'm not going to say any clothing anymore. What? You almost freaking said it and i was like oh no i chose one word that would only fit in one scenario that's kind of all my words you're so far behind because shane said my word like six times what was it dynamiteite? Balls? Boys? Come on, man. That's insane.

Guys? Sports? There's an element of luck here. Get your ass! It wasn't luck. I walked you right into that trap. Oh, he said something. Walked you like a fucking dog. Damn! You got owned.

Boom goes the dynamite, baby. You probably just said it now too Dynamite dynamite dynamite It's not that Is it? I don't want him back Damn it I'm not going to win at all

Secret words is hard This was a really good creative This is a really solid idea We've got some good ideas we're doing. I still want to do, but the one I'm most excited about is the psalm. Psalm yay. Oh. Yeah.

I want to do that soon. We bring a psalm. No, we go to Napa. Yeah. Oh, we bring this whole thing to Napa? So we bring this whole table. Yeah, we bring this up to Napa. We bring everyone in this room.

We go on a train. Should be maybe us, Angela. We need people who are experts. Let's compromise. We could just go like... There's closer wine country. There's closer wine country. Napa's overrated, y'all. No, I agree.

So we'll go to like Anderson Valley. Farther. Do you know just every single place? We could go to Los Olivos I think that's one It's like wherever It's like close to where James Dean died Paso Robles

Paso Robles I think it'd be really awesome I'm not a big I don't really like wine but I'd like to give it a shot And understand more. We'll go. Yeah. We'll go to Los Olivos or Paso Robles.

Do you think, how well do you think you'd do on the Psalm test? Oh, much better than the rest of us for sure. I think I would do pretty good. Do you think you could beat Angela? Yes. Really? 100%. Really?

I think I like order sometimes different things. Like I try out different things. You think you could decipher the differences? I think I could beat Angela. Because obviously like I could decipher the difference between a white and a red. But like can you, what if, when you boil it down further. There's so many different whites and oranges and roses and reds and chilled reds. They're from so many different regions.

We can't just say red or white. Could you just know a region? Could you know a region? Could you taste a wine and know where it's from? That would be really hard. I could try. I could try. I feel like I would know the difference between a Bordeaux French wine and a chili.

Like a South America. Are you a super taster? What's a super taster? Like someone who just really tastes stuff super. I super taste it. I think some people have more like they could sense like taste. I don't know. I mean, my mom and dad loved wine and wine tasting and stuff.

I'll be honest. I thought there was like, I thought there was only three types of red wine. Sure. No. There's like three. No. I mean, I, I, that's the, I know that's not true, but I can see how you could. What did you think the three types were?

Because if you go to Olive Garden, there's three types. There's probably three types. There's a Malbec. There's a Cab. Nice. And there's a Chianti. Oh, okay. Yeah.

Those are the three. Chianti. What about a Pinot Noir? You know Pinot Noir. What about a Syrah? What's that? Syrah is my favorite. You've tried Syrah.

I've ordered you Syrah. Okay. I've been like, try this. Because he has, what do you say you have? Gravemouth. Yeah, he has Gravemouth. It's a stronger. Yeah, it's like a bolder, stronger.

It's the boldest. It's very. Have it with meat. You have it with red meat. It's the driest. It's dry, but it's like, to me, it's like spice. It's like blackberry and like cherry and leather. Lots of like leather, tobacco.

Okay. I love Syrah. But it's not like you. Tobacco. Okay. Ugh. I love Syrah. But it's not like you can just have it all the time. You shouldn't have it before a meal. Not like a cab.

I can have a cab all the time. Wow. Take a cab. Drink a Malbec. Someone just fell out of their seat. Someone fell out of their seat.

I like seeing the died. Hit their head and crawled out of this room. I would really love to see though though, if you and Angela, who would win? Yeah, me too. I think it would just be really fun because then again, everyone's palate is different. So you might taste different things. But like my whole honeymoon was us wine tasting up in Northern California.

Oh, fun. Yeah, it was so fun. Where in Northern California. Oh, fun. Yeah, it was so fun. Where in Northern California? We did Sonoma for a little bit, but we mainly did like Anderson Valley, St. Helena. That area is so good. More inland. Yeah.

Less crowded, less crazy. Like, of course, we like decided to go to Francis Ford Coppola's. Oh, yeah. I feel like that would be like going to go to um france francis ford coppola's and we're just like yeah that's like i feel like that would be like going to like the star like the starbucks like reserve no it was like it was like disneyland yeah when you went in you were like oh my god it's disneyland can you imagine like do you think yellowtail has like a winery that you go to i think so what that's crazy yellowtail what's that it's austral. It's just like a very like basic,

it's like a very cheap one. Yeah. Barefoot. It's crazy. I'm listening to this thing on Wondery about the craze of White Zinfandel. Oh. Like the craze Berenger made White,

or Sutterholm started White Zinfandel by mistake. It was actually by mistake and it made Sutterholm blow up and then there was a huge like White Zinfandel by mistake. It was actually by mistake. And it made Sutter Home blow up. And then there was a huge white Zinfandel thing that happened where people were like, oh my god, a white Zin. And then it was in a bunch of movies. Was it in Sideways? No, but apparently they

ruined Merlot in Sideways. Anyways, but there's like a whole murder behind it. I'm only on episode one. That's sick as hell. It's called Blood Vines on Wondery. Clever. Shout out to Wondery, my favorite. Okay.

Anyways, wine is awesome. Yeah. We shall go. Okay. Do you want to come? No. Sounds like you don't want me to come. I didn't say that.

You asked that like when like one friend is like walking towards a group of friends and they walked in on them talking about like a sleepover and they're like, do you want to come? Do you imagine me and Angela just talking about sleepovers or whatever? And you're like, never mind. Leave it. Can I come to a sleepover? He'd come. He'd just play Civ in the other room.

Yeah. Don't even talk about Civ. What? What do you mean? My husband just told me that he's like near retiring Civ. He's going to become immortal or some shit. He's going to become immortal? Yeah.

Oh, he's doing the immortal difficulty? Yeah. Oh, that's pretty good. Whoa. Do you do that? No. I find that Emperor is the difficulty that I like to play in. I couldn't get into Civ.

He's reaching immortal level. Is he playing Civ 7 or is he playing Civ 6? Because Civ 7 just came out. Horror is the difficulty that I like to play in. I couldn't get into Civ. He's reaching immortal level. Is he playing Civ 7 or is he playing Civ 6? Because Civ 7 just came out. Oh, I think he's playing the newest one. Okay. But I'm excited for retirement. You know, I think it'll be good for us.

He's like, I'm done. I'm retiring from running civilizations. He was like, when I become immortal, I will retire. And I was like, that's awesome. Oh, okay. How many hours does he play? I don't even want to get into it. No, I will retire. And I was like, that's awesome. Oh, okay. How many hours does he play? I don't even want to get into it. No, I feel that. I really don't.

I'll talk to my therapist about it. I know your pain because, yeah, I have it on Switch. I had Civ VI on Switch and Xbox, and on Switch alone, I put in over 400 hours. Yeah. Rookie numbers. Yeah, I was going to say. Not immortal level not a mortal level no that's awesome no i'm like sieve how's sieve doing sieve is another person in our life oh yeah yeah yep it's part of the marriage okay yeah we've talked through it anyways we're at i didn't know that sieve was such a sticking point. Civ and Dota.

Dota. Dota's not as bad, but Civ. Here's the thing. It looks like a fucking awesome game. It's apparently incredible. Yeah. One of the best games of all time. Taking my husband away. But I hear Civ 7 sucks.

Really? The UI is really bad. Is he playing Civ 7? I think he's playing 6. I think he's probably playing 6. Civ 7 just came out, and it's not complete. It'll get better. I think it'll get better, but the UI is atrocious.

It's really bad. Can I try one more thing, you guys? Yeah. Can I try one more thing? Yeah. What did you eat this past weekend? What did you eat this past weekend? What did you eat this past weekend? Jesus Christ, what did you put on there?

No, just stop. What did I eat? Amanda's words were like bowler cap oysters. I had a delicious. I think it's oysters. No, it's not. What did you eat this weekend? I had a delicious half chicken with lemony

potatoes oh that sounds i had um a really tasty um salad that had tomatoes what did you eat on valentine's day oh i had probably one of the worst uh prefix menus of my life um What was on it? It was like, God, it was just bad. It was just bad. It was like, please. It was like this, one of the courses was this abarico pork

over like a blue corn grits. Okay. It was disgusting. What was like the second course? The other one was like, it was like the squid ink tostada. It was bad. It was bad It sucks Do we want to call it?

Do you want to keep going? I guess we should call it Quit while I'm ahead Alright let's call it The game is over but do you want to try to guess each other's words? Sure We'll try to guess yours One of yours was kilt. No.

Bowler cap. Top hat. Top hat. I'm pretty sure he was wearing a top hat. I thought it was a bowler cap. I should have written bowler cap. I think you're right. It was either him or it was Ivar. It was someone wearing a top hat because

one of them mentioned it. They were like, oh my god. And his little hat. I think them mentioned it. They were like, oh my God, and his little hat. I think you're right. I think you're right. But again, worst word. Top hat's not bad. You should have brought up gentlemen. I was going to, and then life happened.

Oh, the gentlemen and traders. Life happened. I know. I know. It's tough. Hard. You had a food in there. Was it like salad?

Ceviche? Ceviche Ceviche was one of your words? You know what's crazy? I did have ceviche I know Well no I went to a ceviche place But then they didn't really serve any ceviche Okay You're right because I told you about that

I know That's why I wrote it specifically for this moment, which was I cornered myself. Yeah, I went to a ceviche place, but it was also a prefix. He told me about it, and I was like, oh, I'll just talk to Ian about what he ate. I don't think I can guess any others. Okay, you said it like five times. You never said it. You said something else.

What was it? You said Edinburgh, but it's Scotland. Scotland was one of my words. That's a good one. Top hat. Sunrise. Sunrise? Oh, because you were trying to talk about the train.

Yeah. Because you were talking about sunset. But you're not going to see the sunrise come over because it's the wrong coast, honey. No, I genuinely meant like love is blind. I was going to be like, oh, do you think that they started talking about beaches and several points? Oh, that's brutal. I tried. I know this one.

You guys would never guess. But Selena and I came up with it together. Maybe I just did. Slippery slope. Slippery slope. Slippery slope. You know, a good one. One that's not going to be said a lot, though.

Yeah. Why? And I was like, I've never heard them say out of pocket. And you guys never say slippery slope. I do. Really? Because it's fun. It is fun. Not often.

I feel like y'all can guess most of mine. Oh, I messed up. Was it Jeff Probst? Jeff Probst was one. Damn, we're so screwed. I hate you. I said it a hundred times. You're so screwed.

I said it a hundred times. Was it Tribal Council? No. Survivor? Survivor? No. Survivor? Survivor? No. Oh, Tom Sandoval. Y'all are so fucked.

Okay. Tom Sandoval? Was it Tom Sandoval? No. Oh, Vanderpump? Was it Vanderpump? No. Was it Lisa?

Oh, see, I thought you had a Vanderpump on yours. No, I told you. I didn't. Was it Housewife? No. Should I just tell you? Yeah. Okay.

So I can't believe I gave you the fucking layup on this one so many times. Dynamite. How did we end up? You perfectly brought up that clip, and of course I'm going to talk about it. I had basketballs here. Did you know that he was going to have basketballs? No, I didn't know he was going to have basketballs. It literally was so safe.

You literally had the assist. Oh, sports terms. Devastating. And you tried to avoid saying this, but you still said it. George Bush. I said George Bush Sr. You said George Bush. Oh, you just said George Bush.

I just wrote George Bush. That's why I didn't say a president name. You shouldn't have said a president name. I know. I know. This one, somehow we never said this and i'm surprised i tried to bait you into it meme wow you did you did when i when i go we could talk about and i was like you said we talk about memes and i said no and i would have

said i barely know memes all right and then this last one i. I mean, I feel like I already won the game like five minutes in. Yeah, you won. Yeah, you did. Island. No. Oh, so easy. Island. We said island a hundred times.

Yeah, you did. So good. All right. Okay, his words were good. Bay to Duke, that Temptation Island. His words were good. I'm surprised. We actually didn't really talk about Love Island that much.

That's what I originally wrote island for. Okay. Wait, can we guess? Yeah, guess mine. Did's what I originally wrote Island for. Okay. Wait, can we guess? Yeah, guess mine. Did we say any of them? Yes. I had a good late game. I had a bad early game.

Okay, good late game. I don't know if any of my words were said in the first 30 minutes. Wow. I don't think a single word was said. It's not Edinburgh. It's not Edinburgh. Because you said that a lot,

and I was like, God damn you. It's Scotland. I have no guesses. Yeah. I thought these would come up, and they didn't. Faithful? No. No, mine, I should have done more around reality.

Oh, wine. Wine is one of them. Now, here's what sucks. Here's what sucks. Who am I? I was going to get extra points. We agreed I would get extra points if Cabernet Sauvignon was said. I almost said Cab.

But you said every wine. And I was sitting there and I was like, it should be a specific wine. And I was like Zinfandel or something. And then Cabernet Sauvignon. And then you said Zinfandel, Merlot. You said all these other frigging kinds except for Cabernet Sauvignon. Because it's not my favorite. I get that now.

It's basic. Damn. And if you knew wine, you would know that was basic. So wine, I had minivan, which I tried to- You said minivan. I tried to bring it up. I tried to- And I would have talked about it happily.

I know, but you didn't. I didn't. We never mentioned his name, Anthony. Oh. And I was hoping it would come up That's so bizarre Douchebag I did hear that word And I was like god that's such a good word That's like my favorite word to say

Apparently not for this past hour Yeah because I got a weird reaction When you said douchebag Oh I think I kind of was like I played that badly. Because he never says it. I was going to be absolutely losing, getting zero points. But this last word came in clutch at the end, which was sieve.

No! I was like, yeah, sieve six or sieve seven. I was like, I don't know, sieve six, sieve seven. I knew if I had sieve that, Ian, if I just made it happen. But you said it. You said it the most. Yeah, because I just talked about it last night. H was like, I'm going to retire.

And I was like, what? I might have gotten second place only because of Siv. And I probably got last place. All right, Selena. Let us know. Amanda got three. And that's only because Ian said Scotland three times. Three points. Shane got 20. Oh, Selena. Let us know. Amanda got three. And that's only because Ian said Scotland three times. Three points.

Shane got 21 points. Oh, my. You guys were saying Civ like this and that. Oh, no. And Ian, you're going to have like 50 points. I don't think so. 33 points. Oh, yeah, baby.

Oh, yeah. I had three, and Shane had 21, and Ian had 33. Shane, can you explain the basketballs Um This is there No He's shooting another one Dynamite boom boom boom

Boom goes the dynamite You can't see but off camera there's a hoop And I've made every single one of those shots Guys thank you for watching Thank you for playing along Uh Ian Congrats Always a blast, Ian.

You won Secret Words. Thank you. I'm proud of myself. Let us know if we should play this again and if I should choose better words. Yeah. All right. Pitch some words down below. Okay. All right. See you later. Bye. Bye. You can't rely on blind

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