Smosh Mouth - #86 - Try Not To Laugh: The Podcast w/ Olivia Sui

Episode Date: March 24, 2025

Amanda, Shayne, and Olivia Sui go head to head in trying not to laugh, who will emerge victorious? PODCAST: https://bit.ly/SmoshMouthSpotify https://smo.sh/SmoshMouthiHeart https://bit.ly/SmoshMouthApple  0:00 Intro 8:26 Let the games begin! 59:49 And the winner is... SUBSCRIBE: https://smo.sh/Sub2SmoshCast WEAR OUR JOKES: https://smosh.com WHO YOU HEAR Shayne Topp // https://www.instagram.com/shaynetopp/ Olivia Sui // https://www.instagram.com/oliviasui/ Amanda Lehan-Canto // https://www.instagram.com/filmingamanda/ WHO YOU DON’T HEAR (usually) Director: Selina Garcia Editor: Kortney Luby Producer: Amanda Lehan-Canto, Shayne Topp, Selina Garcia Production Designer: Cassie Vance Art Director: Erin Kuschner Assistant Art Director: Josie Bellerby Wardrobe Designer: Megan Luby Stage Manager: Alex Aguilar Prop Master: Courtney Chapman Set Decorator: Carly Hough Audio Mixer: Scott Neff Director of Photography: Brennan Iketani Camera Operator: James Hull Assistant Director: Jonathan Hyon Executive Vice President of Production: Amanda Barnes Senior Production Manager: Alexcina Figueroa Production Manager: Jonathan Hyon Production Coordinator: Zianne Hoover Operations & Production Coordinator: Oliver Wehlander Production Assistant: Caroline Smith Post Production Manager: Luke Baker DIT/Lead AE: Matt Duran IT: Tim Baker Director of Design: Brittany Hobbs Graphic Designers: Ness Cardano, Monica Ravitch Senior Manager, Channel & Strategy: Lizzy Jones Channel Operations Coordinator: Audrey Carganilla Director of Social Media: Erica Noboa Social Creative Producer: Peter Ditzler, Tommy Bowe Merchandising Manager: Mallory Myers Social Media Coordinator: Kim Wilborn Brand Partnership Manager: Chloe Mays Talent Coordinator: Selina Garcia People Operations Specialist: Katie Fink Front Office Assistant: Sara Faltersack CEO: Alessandra Catanese EVP of Programming: Kiana Parker Coordinator Producer of Programming: Marcus Munguia Executive Coordinator: Rachel Collis OTHER SMOSHES: Smosh: https://smo.sh/Sub2Smosh Smosh Pit: https://smo.sh/Sub2SmoshPit Smosh Games: https://smo.sh/Sub2SmoshGames El Smosh (Spanish Dub): https://smo.sh/Sub2ElSmosh FOLLOW US: TikTok: https://smo.sh/TikTok Instagram: https://instagram.com/smosh Facebook: https://facebook.com/smosh"

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Literally like two days ago, right? Check it out. You did two days ago. And it wasn't planned. It was not planned. Also, I was not put under. You weren't put under? No, I heard everything. Oh. Heard?

I chose that. You chose that? Yes, I said, please do not put me under. Why? You grabbed their wrist and you're like, I better stay awake for this. I'm terrified. Wait, you didn't have any pain reliever at all? It was locally anesthesia.

Oh. So I was just numb right here. So not laughing gas. No. Was laughing gas the thing that they used? Yes. Were you laughing? No, I didn't use that. Oh. So not laughing gas. Laughing gas is the thing that they use? Yes. Were you laughing? No, I didn't use that.

Oh. She didn't want to. Because I'm a freaking crazy person. Laughing gas doesn't put you out. Wait a second. Why didn't you want to use the laughing gas? They didn't offer me laughing gas. Why didn't you want to be put under?

It's a terrifying thing. I get that. I held out for eight years because I didn't want to be put under because that was the reason you held out yes yes yes it was specifically that yes i was terrified of getting under so i was just like prolonging this procedure until saturday sunday night i was like oh my god this really hurts and then i went to the dentist and they took x-rays and they're like do you want to get them out in three hours and i was like real quick i have to go to this thing real quick and when i'm back let's do it wow how long had it been had it been hurting like just

your wisdom teeth in general two days so you've been fine i've been fine for eight years but they've been telling you to get them pulled for eight years yes and you know i procrastinated i wait and i wait this is how i live my life until it's so painful and i'm like get these shits out of my mouth i mean you're not alone i procrastinate a lot on stuff but then when it like keeps you up at night i'm like let's just freaking get it done i i feel like i was like manifesting this because two weeks ago I was on TikTok watching people get wisdom teeth removed. Why? Because I just knew I needed to get mine out. TikTok, that shouldn't be allowed. And right now I'm so afraid to get dry socket because on TikTok, everyone says I got dry socket even when I did everything right. What's dry socket? It's just kind of when you're the places where it was removed.

There's a socket there now. And if it gets kind of exposed, it can hurt and everything. I didn't have that issue. Mine went fine. And I had three that I had removed and it was fine. It sucked. You were put under. I was put under.

And I remember it's the only time in my life that I've been put under. And I remember specifically having that moment where i'm like i'm gonna fight this i'm gonna win why would you want to fight that it's just an urge i just would i want to be like i'm stronger than anesthesia you're not uh this is my moment where i find out i'm super human so they they you know they put put the stuff in you and you're you're kind of i'm there and i'm like i'm focusing i'm like i'm like stay awake stay awake stay awake and then he this doctor this dentist was so friggin smart because he knew specifically the question to ask me bro that's gonna make me fall asleep and he goes so you're you're like an actor because i'm this is when i was like 17 18 he's like so you're like

an actor and and i'm like yeah yeah and then he's just like oh so do you have like an agent or something and i was like yeah i have an agent you know and i'm like you don't even need the anesthesia i'm gonna fall asleep he wore you down baby and so i'm like yeah he's like so you have like uh you have you have like a commercial agent or a theatrical i'm like yeah i have a agent for commercials and an agent for dude he distracted you until gone i thought were going to ask me to count backwards from 10 Or something and I could focus on that But no they started to ask me some Dumb ass questions

They never do the countdown They always They always are just like so They get you into a comfy place Where you go this is just a friend They're manipulative cause can you imagine Like being the doctor just like He's like oh this person's gonna fall asleep whenever like that's such a weird vulnerable place to be well they're just like that's what they do they're sickos i'm so fascinated by their

job they fucking first of all they get paid a lot of money yeah and they sit they sit through all the procedures because they're they're they're seeing if they need to give you more or not. They sit through everything. And they steal your dreams. Yeah, they do. They feed off dreams, apparently. They steal your dreams. They are sick, sick humans.

I like them. I've been put under so many times. What? Just for fun. No, just surgeries. Wait, do you enjoy being put under so many times And I feel like What? Yeah Just for fun No, just surgeries Wait, why do you Do you enjoy being put under? No, no, no, no

I get very scared I don't think anyone enjoys it I think the night before I'm always like I could die today Yes Oh my god But no, you don't

They've got you How do you know? They get paid so much money Because they They literally have to sit there they monitor you the whole time that's what they went to college for seven years for yeah they they does not seem like long enough listen i need you to go for another 13 yeah you need to be in there for a long time no it's scary it's scary but like my biggest thing is i always think that

when they bring me into the room i I'm always like I'm awake. And I think I am awake. I think I also fight it, too. I'm like, I'm going to stay awake this whole time. And one time I was awake when I was in the room. God. And they were like, oh, we need to get another IV in her. I didn't hear them say that.

And then I was like. They're shooting you with tranquilizer. And I was like, I wanted to be like, don't do another IV. But obviously I wasn't speaking. me the juice no way feel good and the last anesthesiologist i had was like did you work at mohawk bed that's so and then you just fell asleep and i went i did and i remember i'm telling you they're sickos so olivia you got your wisdom teeth pulled so you're swollen you're in a little bit of pain. And we were playing Try Not to Laugh today.

And you said earlier before we started recording that you laughed a little bit earlier. And you're worried that it might have messed something up. So you actually have many reasons not to want to laugh right now. Yeah, and I think this is going to be the ultimate. I think when I'm going to laugh, I'm going to be like this. That's kind of how you laugh anyway yeah i'm gonna just do that like this one this isn't her that's a baby bird who's never leaving the nest so i'm gonna be doing that okay yeah okay i just think it's so funny that we decided

to play try not to laugh today and i came out and you had an ice pack on you and i knew you got your wisdom teeth out but i didn't i guess i didn't know no you know yeah we planned on doing this try not to laugh for over like i'd say about four years yeah and here's the thing i don't like canceling on anything of course when i say i'm doing that's clear i'm that's that's evident for people who are wondering like did you not plan this again it was an emergency extraction okay Okay. If I had time to plan. This was special forces. This was special ops. They got in there.

They got in there. Seal team six. Dude got in there. And so, yeah. I wish I knew that it was going to be like this because I would have planned better for this. Try not to laugh. I would have had like. You guys, I'm going to laugh.

You're going to laugh? No, hey, I don't want you i get dry socket or whatever it's called i want you to get dry mouth i don't want a socket to be dry ever so just don't i should have had olivia has a cup of water and i i wish i had one just filled with whiskey right now i think that'd be really funny this is whiskey i believe she's like back at the dentist when they give you that little water thing yeah I wish I had one just filled with whiskey right now. I think that'd be really funny. This is whiskey. I believe that. She's like back at the dentist when they give you that little water thing. Yeah.

Because you're not supposed to like suck. Totally. Yeah. I tell myself that every day. Same. Oh, yeah. Okay, so the way this works is we will state when we are starting it.

It hasn't begun yet. We haven't been playing. But once we begin, whoever laughs the most loses. Whoever laughs the least wins. Wins that gift card that we always talk about. The ever-growing gift card that nobody ever gets. No, it's more just for fun. It's like, you know,

you get royalties here. Nobody cares. I care. I care. Okay. We only play and fight to win. Yeah. Obviously. Yeah. Alright. Are and fight to win. Yeah, obviously. Yeah. All right.

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So. Just right off so yeah okay olivia hit us with it whatever you're about to say yeah i know a lot about you shane what okay you actually do you know you've known shane for how many years only for a decade wow i know is he the same guy he's the same fucking guy and i and i and i understand i said that in a way where it could be misleading where it's like did you mean that in a mean way or a nice way and you just mean you just he's the same he's the same fucking guy okay i feel like i've grown a little bit i feel like i've evolved in some ways. I guess not. Guess not. At all. So he's the same? Is Olivia the same?

Yeah. No, I'm not. How are you different? I just extracted two of my wisdom teeth. That is actually fair. And you have your hair down. You do have less teeth. I see a lot of videos of you with your hair up and ponytails.

Hi. Say it. Say it. Say it to my face. You're the same. Okay, you're the same, but with less teeth. Look at my face. You're the same. Look at my swollen face.

You have a square jaw now. I look like a house. You look like a house? I look like a damn condo. God. Okay. No. My face looks like a stop sign.

That's actually true. You know what? I'm having fun. How dare you, Amanda? It does, and it's great. Olivia is our friend. Yeah, and you tell friends the truth. You tell friends the truth.

She is a stop sign, and it's fine. Your wife actually told me something this morning. She said I was scrolling on TikTok. I thought you were another content creator. Because your face looks so different. I'm holding it in. I need to win one of these. She literally did not think

it was me. I'm sorry to hear that. She said she said oh that's that content creator house house girl oh are you are you from that hit tv show house dude that's funny. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha. Wow. That's really funny. Wow. You guys have a lot of history. No, I had the thought while we were just talking about 10 years ago about how funny it would

have been if Amanda had been there when we were at Defy Media just in those early days. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha. Would it be funny? Would I have a good time? I don't know. What would it be like? No. You would have shielded us. You would have been our protector. Oh. I probably't know. What would it be like? You would have shielded us.

You would have been our protector. I probably would have. Maybe I would have been a heart. You probably would have gotten in fights there. I love getting in fights. We would have dominated. I love an uprising. Things would have been different.

If I was there, I would have taken down everybody. Just such a different workplace. Because you're sexy mommy. I'm sexy mommy and I would have taken down the day. Just such a different workplace. When we, you know. Yeah, you know, because you're sexy mommy. I'm sexy mommy and I would have taken down everybody. Yeah. Yeah. Were you about to laugh? No, I didn't laugh.

I'm letting myself enjoy. Okay. I'm letting myself enjoy. Well, okay, well, I'm playing the game. I'm playing the game. I'm taking this seriously. I'm respecting this. Hey, sexy mommy protector is taking this seriously too. Speaking of respecting this. Hey, Sexy Mommy Protector is taking this seriously, too.

Speaking of the game. Okay, what's up? You know I love Boston. Olivia, you know this about Olivia, right? Loves Boston? Her favorite movie is? The Town. The Town.

The Town, starring Ben Affleck. So she's never been to Boston. Sure. But she loves Boston. The culture. As just a backdrop.. But she loves Boston. The culture. As just a backdrop. She met someone from Chelsea. I did.

Yeah. Said he got stabbed. And that makes sense to me. If you live in Boston, you're going to get stabbed. Well, Chelsea specifically. Yeah. Okay. You know, the town, all of those people in the town were basically just regular people

living in Chelsea. Chelsea's like a part of Boston? Like a suburb of Boston. Okay, and everyone there, that's the hardcore area. Yeah. You wouldn't last a day there. Probably not. No, I don't think so.

I think I'd be scared walking around in Boston. No, here's the thing. Come on. Boston is so gentrified right now. Like, Southie used to be like, Whitey Bulger lived here. Yeah, okay okay it was spooky when i went there to visit like you'd swim in the water and you were like i'm gonna die today what do you mean why would just because the water was gross but southie is so gentrified now now

it's like fancy ass apartments like los feliz there's like a little blue bottle there there's a little blue bottle there then they might get shanked there yeah you're not gonna get shanked at blue bottles and can i get a can i get a nola and a side of shanking right you like that you like that i do and i do like that i know you like that i i'm enjoying this because i get to be here you know what what? I love Boston so much and I've already told Olivia this a million times. She would love Boston because it just, you never have to guess what people are feeling

about you. That's true. They let you know. But here's the deal. They are flexible. Like, they, if they hate you one second, they could, like, love you and save your family five minutes later. Oh, sure. They just don't trust. They don't trust you. That's what I love about them.

It's all heart, man. It's all heart, and they don't trust you right at the start. Everyone's just loud over there. My bingo card's probably just getting lit up by this point. No, we can't go an episode without talking about Boston. I mean, I don't talk about the town, though. I love the town. You did bring it up.

You know, she's never seen Gone Baby Gone. Yes, I have. You have? Yes. And that's not your favorite? I don't know. The town is so good. I love Good Will Hunting.

Good Will Hunting. There you go, Boston. Anything starring Mark Wahlberg. Yeah, The Departed. The Departed's about Whitey Bulger. And you know, Whitey Bulger was captured in Santa Monica. What? He was captured in Santa Monica with his girlfriend.

And my mom's, our, are like my childhood really good friend. He was a very, very rich. They had a very rich family. It was like when for Halloween you would go to their neighborhood because it was like these decorations are going to be sick. He was an attorney and he repped Whitey Bulger's girlfriend. Wow. And she was like, I didn't know what happened. I didn't know what was going on.

Imagine her last name being Bulger. halloween costume yeah yeah black mass you could do what johnny depp oh okay get contacts shave your head yeah okay boston's a funny topic i can tell it's tickling you guys. God, if anyone's listening to this and not seeing, it's going to be great. Not seeing? Singing. Singing?

Yeah, if you're listening to the audio of this, it's got to be wild. Olivia just got her wisdom teeth out. She can only expand her mouth to a certain point. And she's really sore. I feel like you're like my kid brother. That I'm like, hey, can my kid brother come on the pod? Hey, let him come on over.

Let him hang out. Hey, let him come on over. I'm cool. You are cool. You're very cool. No, you're cool. So would you want to go to Boston? Yes, 100%. What's stopping you?

No one wants to go with me. She's not allowed. Sam doesn't want to go to Boston? No, it's not like a destination that people want to go to. But it is, though. That's what people are missing out on. It's so awesome. You're the North End.

What's the North End? You can't just say that. Little Italy, essentially. Famous. You walk around and it's like you are literally in Little Italy. You're like, buy a cigar shop and you get an espresso and you're like, wow. Why don't I just go to Italy? Yeah, why don't I just take a longer flight to Italy? Because it's like, you are literally in little Italy. You're like, buy a cigar shop and you get an espresso. And you're like, wow. Why don't I just go to Italy? Yeah, why don't I just like take a longer flight to Italy?

Because it's expensive. That's true. What are you guys doing? Okay, I want to like be a cop in Boston. Ooh, you know, if I became a cop in Boston, I'd have to like cut contact with you guys. Why? Because I would do horrible things.

I would feel horrible things. I would do horrible things. No, but I want to be a good cop. Have you seen The Departed? There's no such thing as a good cop. Especially in Boston. I just want to be a cop that actually, you know what? I'm just a cop, but I don't do much.

I kind of just like... You want to be like a donut cop. A cop who's hanging out outside of a donut shop being like, hey, I'm here. Yeah, exactly. And they kind of like, hey, Mikey, what are you doing? You stay out of trouble, huh? I just want to go and show up

and order a sandwich from a deli and I'm like, Margaret, make me that sandwich I like and a cup of coffee. You're not actually trying to solve anything. You're just kind of walking around. I'm like solving like little crimes. You know, I have zero interest in being a cop,

but sometimes what sounds funny is being like a constable. What's that? From like the 1800s, like in Britain, you know, the guys who walk down the street, they've got the baton. They're like, oh. Yeah, you who walk down the street they've got the baton, they're like Yeah, you would be really good at that. They see something, they're like Aren't those cops?

They're basically cops, but you know, like a constable. You know. Like to be a constable would be, I think, a little more fun. I have to have a big mustache and I have to have the hat that's strapped underneath. I walk around and I'm like. You would crush in that time.

I mean, I've never watched Peaky Blinders. I need to watch that. I think what we just said was Peaky Blinders. I think you did just describe Peaky Blinders. Peaky Blinders is so good. It's so good. For a while, I wanted to wear everything. I wanted to wear that big coat and that hat

and shave my head all the way around and just leave like this top. A little tiny bit. But I thought, I don't know if that would work on me. Probably not. I mean, if you're walking around the east side of LA, it works. Yeah. I'll try it.

One day I'll come in. Okay. Do you guys think Nosferatu is hot? No. Yes. Did you actually? I actually did. No, I didn't no i didn't i didn't it's funny that you say that because i watched a sketch at ucb last week where it was a nosferatu stripper that's awesome

what does that mean he stripped just picture nosferatu and his jacket stripping that's there you know what i read you know what i read about Nosferatu or about Bill Skarsgård? Is he went to Iceland and studied under an opera teacher to figure out his voice. Wow. And she essentially was like, speak from your forehead,

whatever that means. Can you do it? It's like... I'm laughing. She made me laugh. He was creepy. Do you think he's hot? No.

Absolutely not. Is it wrong that my hear-me-out is Nosferatu? No. I don't think so. He's... I didn't enjoy... I'm not going to spoil anything, but I didn't enjoy some scenes of him.

You're saying, though, his overall aura and vibe. I just like that he was like, I know what I want. Okay. Did he or was he calling for him? Yeah, you could definitely say that about Dracula. Or was she calling for him?

He's not Dracula, though. He's Nosferatu. Did you know that they almost got rid of all the 1929 silent film films because they got sued by the guy who did Dracula. Bram Stoker. And they had one

copy and that's how Nosferatu from 1929. Wait, so Nosferatu isn't Dracula? It's just a full rip off of Dracula. So it's all one word. They're all slightly named changes. His name is Count... Nosferatu is Count Lorik or something like that. Yeah. And like Van Helsing

is not Van Helsing. He's something else. But it's Dracula. So Nosferatu is that. Yeah. And like Van Helsing is not Van Helsing. He's something else. But it's Dracula. So Nosferatu is Dracula. Yeah. It's... Count Orlok. It is basically...

It's Dracula. It's just the names are all changed. It's a rip-off. It's an off-brand Dracula. Wait, if his name is Orlok, why is his name also Nosferatu? I feel like Nosferatu

is like the legend name. Okay. This is me just guessing after watching it once we're guessing we're putting it some some together but yeah it's it's a lot of like branding and copyright stuff which is why nos for auto exists but also dracula exists and they are kind of the same yeah not i didn't like parts of him like the rats i don't like the rats. The rats are awful. I also thought Lily Rose Depp did such a good job. Yeah. I was like, damn, girl. The acting was really great.

Yeah. Yeah. Nosferatu is not for me. No. No, me neither. I mean. Me neither. Speaking of hot, though, I started watching The X-Files.

Oh, have you never? Gillian Anderson? I've never watched it before. So I'm watching it because i just started it and and it's weird to watch a show with that much sexual chemistry like oh my god right off the bat for 20 minutes with each other with the aliens david dacovny and jillian anderson the two agents not with the aliens no no the aliens are separate it's like it's like i do think there is some sexual chemistry between humans and the aliens have you felt that personally i don't want to talk about it okay anyways so in x files

like right off the bat like they they come to jillian anderson and she's like this skeptical like type of agent and they're like hey we've got this other agent uh molder and he's he's very like he's into all this stuff. We want you to kind of trail him and go along on all of his cases. And immediately, they're going off checking out all these cases about aliens and stuff, and you're just like, whoa.

You guys need to fuck. Holy shit. That's the best part of a show, is they're not together. And all I'm thinking is, they're both hot, right? They're just these two hot hot hot ass hot ass and i'm like imagine you get abducted by aliens you're freaking out because you just got abducted by aliens you're talking to people about it and all of a sudden these two hot ass fbi agents show up and they're like hey what's going on and i'd be

like stop i just got abducted by aliens, and now you aliens show up? Like, what the hell? I'd be more weirded out by these hot-ass FBI agents who need to fuck. You'd be like, you guys should just do it. Let me go up there and deal with these aliens. You guys should just get it going. Can you imagine you get attacked by Sasquatch, and then the next day these hot-ass FBI agents show up? Is he an alien?

No, but, like, there's other things than aliens in X-Files, right? It's not just aliens. Oh, so you're from the POV of the person who just died. Who got like, they're the target. They're the victim in the case. And then all of a sudden like these sexy FBI, because in real life, I don't feel like FBI agents are ever very sexy. They're like not. They're kind of like grizzled and messed up.

Not all the time. Have you watched Sicario? Oh my God. But Emily Blunt was way out of her depth. No, but they're a little more like, but they're still a little more messed up. No, I hear you. I think Detective,

I feel like they don't have a lot of time to print. They're not trying to look good. No. Like Mulder and Scully are always kind of like. I feel like they don't have a lot of time to print. They're not trying to look good. No. Like, Mulder and Scully are always kind of like... Like, Sarah Christ, to me, isn't hot. Exactly. Thanks for saying that. I just mean, like, they're more scary, you know?

No. No, Sarah Christ is sexy. Her hair's wet. You know, she's like... She's just... That jacket, she's been wearing for years. Because, like, what Sarah Christ is based off of, like, Kate Winslet in, like. Mara Vistown.

Yeah. Also the killing. It's like, Kate Winslet's gorgeous. But her in that vibe, she's not hot in that moment. No. She's messed up. I think we need to bring that back i think we need to bring back like why are they all perceived to be kind of like um messy and well i think well that's why that's literally why when i came up with sarah christ i

was like every detective show that i've watched they all are portrayed the same way as females and here's the thing as men as men too, like they still have this, but females, they're like super messy, super horny, very divorced, always has a kid somewhere that they're not paying attention to. They always lose their gun and badge. They always have like a relationship with the chief that's not sexual, but it's like he's given her too many chances. Yeah. And they always fuck up.

And they always fuck up and they always they eat shit it's like a true detective the one with jodie foster yeah yeah exactly jodie foster's absolute archetype of like fbi agent uh-huh yeah yeah always has would you rather be an fbi agent or a cia agent or a double agent boy that's a... This is a really awesome situation to be in. I don't know. You said CIA, FBI? If I can be CIA and know what's going on in

Area 51, sure. There's definitely stuff going on. If I can find out about aliens... Have you watched Venom the Last Dance? They tell you everything that's going on in Area 51. Have I watched Venom the Last Dance? They tell you everything that's going on in Area 51. Have I watched Venom the Last Dance? Yeah, it's the last movie

of Tom Hardy's Venom. Like literally all you need to know is in that movie of Area 51. You watched it? I love Venom. All three movies? All three movies. Was the last one good? Not really. You've never seen Venom?

I've seen the first Venom. On a plane. And I thought it was really good. I liked it. I watched it in the movie theaters. Yeah. They still got those? Hey.

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He's earnestly looking at me going, hey. Hey, don't do that. Hey. Hey. Hey. Don't. Come on. You guys have known each other long enough.

Don't do this to me. You're right. I know a lot about you. Ask me anything. Ask me anything. I know a lot about you. Ask me anything. Ask me anything. I'll say anything about you. What's my favorite color? What's your favorite color?

Yeah. I know. It's pink. Wait, don't I know this? It's pink. You do know this. Brown. We went over this one.

Pink, brown, yellow. I'm glad you said brown. It's one of them. Yeah, it's like you like pink. And you do like pink. Yeah, it's like pink, brown, and yellow. Not yellow. one of them And you do like pink I do like pink Brown and yellow Not yellow

Green Green's one of them I think green is one of them There's like my favorite that I said On a podcast a couple of weeks ago And this is what fucks me up because you never freaking wear it Orange He loves orange but he never wears it not once

He just enjoys it from afar. Orange is not, orange is not always great as like a clothing color. What rhymes with orange? Door hinge. Yeah. Did you also see the Eminem thing?

Yeah. We're talking about the same Eminem interview from forever ago where he's like, when people say like, nothing rhymes with orange, it pisses me off. Cause like,

you got like door hinge. Whoa, whoa. Is that Eminem? Is he here in the house right now you have to count both of that i always loved watching eminem rap back in the day he has this crazy he's like staring at the floor just like he's just like he's like he's like this like when he's rapping he's just like dude he's like looking at and he's like doing this he's like staring at the floor. Just like, he's just like, he's like, he's like this. Like when he's rapping, he's just like, he's like looking at it and he's like doing this.

He's like. Do you remember when his beard was really dark and it was very confusing? Oh, that's, I mean, that's, that's not him anymore. That's when he was like, all right. I'm for sure getting dry socket. Like I'm not avoiding that. Yeah, for sure. You're definitely getting it.

As soon as Eminem got brought up, you were screwed up. I kind of can't handle this. I kind of can't handle this. I kind of can't. I'm having an out-of-body experience. What? What's wrong? Just dry socket and your giggles. This whole entire episode is so fucked.

Yeah. It's like crazy. And if you're... You better listen. Dude, you're going to burst something. I don't know what it is. If you're listening, you better not pause. Don't stop.

Olivia brings an energy that is just unrivaled. There's nothing you can prepare for when Olivia comes in. Sometimes I come in crazy, and sometimes I come in crazy, and I have my wisdom teeth out. You just don't know what you're going to get. You know, it's like if you gave the girl from the ring an iced coffee. What? I'm for sure getting the worst.

That's the craziest thing I've ever heard. Tell me that's not Olivia. Wow. That is so mean. Did you just come up with that? I just observed. That is so mean. Did you just come up with that? I just observed. That's so mean. That's you.

Wait, because I'm scary? You're scary, but you're also not scary. I'm haunted? You're haunted a little bit. If the girl from the ring was holding an iced coffee, she wouldn't be as scary. That's so funny. What's going on here? That's so funny.

That's really funny. Whoa. What's going on? I just's so funny. That's really funny. Whoa. What's going on? I just got a deck of cards. Yeah. I saw a deck of cards over, you know, I always forget, like, we have so many games around here. And we have cards and stuff. And I'm like, I just need to grab these.

You know, whenever a guy comes up to me and does a magic trick, I'm taking my clothes off. I'm just kidding. And that's the magic trick. He's shuffling his cards. He looks up. You're naked. Is this your card? Never mind.

It doesn't matter. The trick is done. And that's Criss Angel. And you know, by the way, I was joking. Is this for me? Is that for Olivia? Seven of diamonds. No.

Okay, give one to me. A of clubs. Don't tell me. Now it's ruined? Seven of diamonds. No. Okay, give one to me. A of clubs. Don't tell... Now it's ruined. Oh, shit. Okay. All right, I'm going to guess your card. Go ahead.

Hold it out for the cameras. Queen of hearts. No. Are you serious? Yeah. No. Come on. Are you flirting with us?

We're co-workers. No. And we're all in relationships. No, we're all in relationships Take our top off. Yeah, I'm throwing cards out and I'm just trying to guess. Oh, this is not okay. Check this out three of spades This should be a new character God dang failed magician, let's see if I can get one of these, okay Nine of diamonds. You're so off.

Four of spades. Okay. Let me see. Let me see one. You do it. You just looked at it. Yeah, exactly. I'm going to do one.

You're going to have to guess. I'm guessing that one? Yeah. All right. I'll give you a little hint. What? Yeah. All right. I'll give you a little hint. What? Oh, we're doing that thing. We're doing the challenge pit thing where you'd kind of act out the thing.

Oh, okay. I think it's maybe a queen of spades. Is it not a queen? No. Oh. Oh, a king. A jack. An ace.

No. Two, three, four, five, seven, six, seven, eight, nine. All right, we're done. It's a four of diamonds. That was a kid. He was royal. That is not a four of diamonds. That was so bad, dude.

Ready for this one? That was so bad. He was royal. That is not for a diamonds. That was so bad, dude. Ready for this one? That was so bad. What? Okay. See where this is? Yeah, we see it. Can you guess it? It is.

For our audio listeners, just you also guess a lot. That's why I stopped. It's five hearts. You got it. Fuck. Sorry. That's why I stopped. It was a king of hearts

I was gonna commit I was gonna commit so hard And then I was like If I was an audio listener I would be so Bored Annoyed I know

We were just guessing cards And guessing We guessed them all incorrectly It's like on podcasts When people have A person there Who's kind of like Their fact checker

But they're not really on They're kind of off And they're having a conversation With them And they're like Oh my god So Mary's saying What Mary Mary's saying of like their fact checker, but they're not really on. They're kind of off and they're having a conversation with them. And they're like, oh my God. So Mary's saying what Mary, Mary's saying that, oh yeah, she loves that. And you're just like, I don't know who fucking Mary is.

What if we hired someone to be a professional fact checker for all of Smosh? That's Selena. That's literally Selena. I know, but like to be like, to like announce things as we're going. So it's like, if you just say something that's wrong, they're just like, wrong! Right. No! That can be you.

Can I just tell you guys? What's up? I am so hungry right now. Wait. You could. I thought, can't you have like smoothies? Can we do a protein shake? Yeah, okay, fine.

I haven't had hard foods. Okay, you've been eating a liquid diet for a few days. I am so hungry My eyes are crossed They're not They're not I have good news for you they're not Oh my god It's so crazy that you know you talk about food

I was thinking about smoothies Oh no And I weirdly got That's not right Amanda I weirdly got Amanda's checking her phone right now. She got a voicemail. I got this voicemail. It's so weird.

And it was addressed to you and I was like I'm definitely getting dry socket. You're going to get dry socket in a second. 3, 2, 1 Hey Olivia. How are you? This is Moonflower down at the smoothie shop down by your your house i just want to let you know

like hey girl like we're missing you so much like you've been making a ton of smoothies on your ig or instagram story get a girl and we're super proud of you but you know like what about us um so yeah we've been really missing you and wondering when you're going to come in and say hi to us and order a smoothie from us. But it sounds like you bought your own blue sloverina and you're making your own fancy smoothies, which is so crazy because it's like kind of what we do. I kind of sound like Gabby on the Traders. Actually, I kind of sound like Gabby on The Traitors when I do this. What are we all talking about? Anyways, it doesn't matter.

That's just me. Mid-recording, you just start to feel it. Yeah, so come on back, okay? Stop making smoothies in your home because we're losing money. And we miss you. We miss you a lot. We wish that you would come back. All right, Moonflower.

Okay, love you girl bye i love how that that had a little segue in it where you started to realize you sounded like gabby from the i was like gabby gabby from the traders this is kind of like gabby from the traders i honestly think it's trader on trader like i really think that that and i wanted to wear this outfit today tom is so annoying do you ever get served for TikToks where it's like on her podcast where she's wearing the sunglasses and she's always turned to the side and she's just like she's like you want me to come in at 9 o'clock

no bitch I move on my own time the sun is my only shepherd saying all this crazy like kind of poetry no I've never seen that well i know who she is on the traders and i know i i got served her tiktok but i don't really know her i don't know either slips into it randomly she's like a reality star she's been on like the

bachelor and stuff and people love her gabby it's almost like she's like kind of talking like this and she's almost like out of breath. But she's just like, OK, what's going on here? This is so weird that you guys are doing this. Yeah. That's pretty good. I mean, that wasn't me who did the voicemail, but it was so crazy when I heard it back. I was like, wow, that does sound like Gabby.

And did I practice it in the car for 20 minutes? I just had fun. Amanda, that is you. No, it's not. Yeah, it is. Amanda, that is you. No, it's not. Yeah, it is. Olivia, that's not her. That's Moonflower. Oh.

Because you've been making a lot of smoothies at your house. You even bought yourself Blue Spirina. We're doing little voice notes, huh? Aren't we? Do you have voicemails? Do you have something? Yeah, Olivia doesn't pick up her phone. Olivia just got that phone yesterday.

So true. She had a razor before that. Oh my god, I miss her razor. I actually don't have any voice notes, I'm sorry. And not any that I can share because they're all rated R. Of course, and this is a family podcast.

It actually is, I'm not gonna lie i did have a fan of an older woman with her small son and said that they listened to the pot all the time oh well she was like oh my god you're a man from smosh mouth i love the pod me and my son listen to it all the time oh my gosh that's so sweet it was really sweet a lady and her son listen to the podcast yeah wow that's so awesome. Well, to you guys listening, fuck you! Hey! Oh my God.

I thought that would make you laugh. No, they were really sweet. No, it's almost like... No, I'm sorry. A mom and a son. I'm sorry about that. Listening. To any moms and sons listening, you're great.

You're cool. You know... We respect you. And if you meet me in real life, I'm a completely different person. Olivia will stab you. I'm from Boston. Olivia's like the sweetest little being ever. Just a huge piece of shit. She rides or dies for her friends. She's so

sweet. She'll cook you anything. I'll cook you shit. Yeah, she'll cook you some shit and throw it at you. This is all an act. She is unbelievably caring. This is an act. I don't have my wisdom teeth. She will cook you anything you want, and she's really good at it.

Did you get to keep the teeth? Yeah. Do you want to see it? Yeah. I don't have it. You don't have your teeth. You're going to have to come over to my house. I'm not doing that.

You kept the teeth? Yeah, of course. That's $3. What? Put that under your pillow. That's $3. Damn. You wouldn't want to keep your teeth.

How much did Tooth Fairy give you? Oh, yeah. I got money. Tooth Fairy came in. I think it was like a dollar. What just happened? I thought you meant you were selling it somewhere that is out there. You could do that, too. Did you get a dollar? What was your exchange rate?

I got a dollar. And then my mom kept all of our little baby teeth In a little tin thing Which I think people think People find that so gross You know what I find a little gross? Is like lockets of hair Yeah, but they're good for spells

They are really good for spells You saying that is so weird You need to keep your baby teeth so that if a demon's coming after you You can throw them out I don't know why you keep your baby teeth. I don't know why people keep baby teeth. I'm like, what are you going to do? You got to do something with those someday.

Remember when you were a kid and you used to spin your tooth? Yeah. Around and the back of your tooth would be facing forward and you're like, it needs to come out, mom. That was the good stuff. That was kind of like a, I was kind of addicted to it. Me too. I was like, I don't know if this actually happened, but did someone tie a string on my tooth and close the door? That's like a thing that they say that you should do.

I did that once. I think I did that once too. I did it and it worked. It's not good for you I don't think. I did it and it worked. It's not a clean rip. I did it and it was funny. Did you laugh? I remember just being like, I worked! You know that's

you know when you lose your tooth in like elementary school and and then you just put a tissue over and then you're fine? It's so weird because I just don't have that recovery like I used to. Well, also your wisdom teeth are getting, they have roots. Whereas your baby teeth didn't have the same kind of roots that. Oh, right, right, right. We're born with our adult teeth in our skulls. Which is so cool. It's fucking terrifying.

That's when you realize that humans are messed up. Like we're messed up. Or awesome. We're kind of messed up, you know? Ah! Ah. Sorry, it was just a ghost.

Anyways. No sounds can scare me. Ah! Really? You're right. After hearing drilling and sawing of all my teeth getting pulled out you didn't go under you should have went under i think they were scared of you yeah don't put me under you know because you were there awake just staring at them this is what i was doing

you ever made direct eye contact with your dentist the whole time? I was humming. No. Do that. No. Assert dominance. I don't have the strength to deal with that amount of cringe. I would never look at my dentist directly in the eye. Because you're so beautiful. Thanks, Olivia. That's exactly why. Laugh, bitch.

Thank you. Okay. thank you okay god how long was the procedure 20 minutes oh that's a long ass time oh that sounds pretty good no she was awake i was listening to a podcast what podcast oh yeah what podcasts it's like we can do hard things by fucking Glennon Doyle No I was listening to like a DGA podcast About like the making of Uh Are you getting some work done? Uh Brutalist Oh nice I'm like guys he's talking about how you made

Stop drilling really quick He's talking about how he poured concrete Like can you guys stop drilling for a sec So does that mean you enjoyed Adrian Brody's five minute and 30 second speech at the Oscars? I didn't watch it. I didn't watch the movie. You didn't watch the movie. You just listened to a podcast.

I didn't watch the movie either, but I watched his speech. I watched his speech too. I didn't watch his speech. He told the music to stop aggressively and they did. He threw his gum at his girlfriend, right? He did. Oh, yeah. She didn't catch it, but then she finally did.

Man, The Pianist, The Brutalist. The Pianist is such a good movie. Next thing is. What's he going to be next? The Exorcist. The Exorcist. Could you imagine if he switched to, like, Exorcist movies? I'd believe that.

Okay, so I'm so hungry, you know? Too bad, dude. I'm so hungry, you know Too bad, dude I'm so hungry Like, what I would do right now for a Fucking, sorry, for cursing Whoa, do not say truck in here Dude, what I would do for like A sandwich A tuna melt that scratches the top of my mouth

Okay No, don't cry, not here Don't cry, Olivia Don't cry because you know want that We'll get you Don't cry because You know what's crazy Is I have one more thing I

Apparently one of your fans Called me Oh I didn't Don't do this shit Right now man I hope this I hope this is the right one It's Adrian Brody

I'm empty inside This message for Olivia I just want to let you know My name is Rondald And I'm living in The great Great place in Houston Texas And I just want to let you know my name is Rondald, and I'm living in the great, great place in Houston, Texas. And I just want to let you know that I'm one of your biggest fans.

You don't know me, but I know you. And I just think you're great. And, you know, I'm loving your content lately. And you're having fun. You're posting. And I'm having a good time watching it. I remember you from the start when you used to wear tight-ass sweatshirts and your hair was always up and ponytail.

You know what? I really like that. You're just a wonderful, wonderful lady and you're wonderful now and you're wonderful still. And I just want to let you know that you got to keep doing what you're doing. And I just want to say, like, you're a good person. And if you sway, you can't sway me another way. You'll always be my number one. It's M like, you're a good person. Olivia Sway, you can't sway me another way. You'll always be

my number one. It's mosh, you know? Everyone else is, they're kind of good, but you, you're my number one. That's right. Alright, well, I sent you a really long email a couple weeks back, and you haven't responded, so just wanted to let you know I pitched you an idea, and I'd love you to put it

on your content. All right. Bye. I'll leave you this way. Wow. What a sweetie. Rondald. That's his name. He sent you a really long email of a pitch.

Yeah. Why do you have Rondald's voicemail? It's so weird. I put my phone number just out there for anyone to call me. Yeah. Thank you, Rondald. 5-5-5, 5-5-5-5. Yeah.

So, it's an easy one you guys ever get pitches yeah no yeah all the time because you no i don't oh i i just pitched i get a lot of emails of pitches really what you know like messages on ig of pitches i get i get pitches I get stuff. Yeah, I get pitches. I get stuff like, hello, like, transfer money, you know. No, I get like, I have a great idea for Sarah Christ. See, can I get

some of that? Give me some ideas, guys. It's so awesome. That's really cool. I can't respond to all of them, but I literally am like, that's a freaking great idea.

And then when they do the fan fiction when we read out here, I'm like, that's a really good idea. Like, someone did a Sarah Christ fan fiction where it was me as Amanda, a ghost hunter.

And Sarah Christ like came to me through the afterworld and we had to solve her crime or something. I know. That's amazing. This isn't even to make you guys laugh. I'm just telling you. Just having a good time. You guys, my inbox is open. It's shanet top at gmail.com

just kidding that'd be so dumb my email is shane top i'm dumb dumb dumb dumb okay at aol.com oh uh you actually you can contact me at sway all the way at aol.com Actually you can contact me at swayalltheway at AOL.com Email me whatever you want. Just go wild. Sorry, you can actually email this real email address. It's

shaintop and bottom and middle at gmail.com. Yeah, put those cards down. Yeah, you suck. Hey, put the cards down, man. Hey, they were fun.

Hey, put those cards down. They were fun. They were really fun. For a pod, really fun. What? It's just crazy. Why is he laughing? I knew it.

When I saw her with her wisdom teeth out i was like this energy is gonna be lit i just do not ever take chewing biting for granted or and sucking and right spitting because those are the things you can't do you know those are the i know what are you eating? Because you have to be able to survive. Are you having smoothies? Bones. Blood? I do believe that in a weird way. I

literally believe it. Nose for a two diet. That's the thing with Olivia is just everything you say, you kind of have no choice but to believe it. I do believe that she's eating a bag of bones. Have you ever eaten a bag of bones? In what form? eating a bag of bones. Have you ever eaten a bag of bones? In what form? Just a bag of bones.

Powder form or hard? No, I think hard. No. Powder form? No. Okay, I'm glad we asked both sides of that. You don't get the bag of bones at Erewhon? No.

But I do, I must say, did I say that I'm hungry? I'm like so delirious and hungry. So what, how have you been eating? I've just been like eating mashed potatoes, making really melty smoothies and just like spoon, spoon, spoon feeding myself. I had some yogurt yesterday, which is nice. Yogurt? Have you ever been to Yogurt? No.

It's an incredible frozen yogurt place. It's so good. They have one in Glendale. They have one in Glendale, Santa Monica. Yoga? Like yoga? Yoga-ert. Yoga-ert.

What's different about it? Oh, my God. It's like made with almond milk, I think, nut milk, and no added like sweeteners. It's all organic. Oh, sounds gross. You know what, Shane? You're a piece of shit. If you're in LA. Two girls are talking about health.

How dare you? And you come in here like the fucking constable that you are swinging your little thing around not your baton okay swinging your baton around okay this is an av conversation you can baton your way out okay i'm sorry it's okay you can come back. Okay. You're here. It's fine. We're wearing the Smosh Mosh shirt and we love that. Such a good shirt. Or can I get it? You're not allowed. Fine.

On Smosh. Smosh.com. Smosh.com. I can't wait. Till you can eat. Till I can eat some food. When? Maybe in three days.

Oh, that's a long time. That is so long. Can I tell you what I'm going to eat? What are you going to eat? Oh, that's a long time. That is so long. Can I tell you what I'm going to eat? What are you going to eat? Oh, my God. I'm going to have like a really crunchy, crispy tuna melt. Okay. Yeah.

Actually, I'll be in Austin. Oh, you could probably get a really good tuna melt in Austin. Really? You think so? Oh, yeah. Yeah, dude. Austin has great food. Texas food is delicious.

Oh, my God. It goes ham. I'm going to get maybe tuna melt. Got to get some barbecue, dude. Yeah, sure. Do you like barbecue? I don't really. She doesn't like barbecue.

I don't really eat meat. But tuna. Can they barbecue a fish? They could try. Okay. Then I'll eat it. I'm going to get a tuna melt, and then I want to eat some like some sort of noodle from like a chinese restaurant yeah or some din tai fang oh my god they're chocolate dumplings yeah i dream about

chocolate dumplings oh my god oh and i've had i don't like i don't like chocolate dumplings oh my god they're so good they're so good. They're so good. You guys, what is happening? Oh. Stop. We're finishing. Yeah, I was Meg Ryan there. Oh my god. They were also at the Oscars.

This is me being people.com right now. You're being so people.com. Meg Ryan, Billy Crystal. And the bingo card has been struck. Oh, fuck me. What? She doesn't know

about the bingo card. Oh, we have bingo cards. Just ongoing bingo cards. Oh, no. Oh, do you stink? No, I think that there's a specific type of Oh, no, I stinky.

Oh, no. Oh, no. Oh, no, I smell like fucking shit. I was wondering what was smelling so freaking bad. It's me. It's okay. Oh my God, I hate when this happens. What is it?

It's this detergent pod that I don't like to use. So why do you have it? I think when Sam was doing the laundry, he put in that pod. That fucking piece of shit. He's such a piece of shit. I hate that smell. I've been smelling it all morning. Why didn't you tell him?

He didn't know. He doesn't know that you don't like the smell? I think he didn't realize that we still have it, and I keep trying to hide that box of the... Why don't you throw it out? Yeah, throw it out. I don't want to waste. Okay.

Well, you're going to have to use it eventually. I was thinking about giving it to someone. Oh, okay. I'm really sorry to hear that. That sucks. I'm sorry I'm smelling so bad. I didn't smell you. You don't smell bad.

Let me tell you something. You're saying you smell like a detergent, which can't smell bad. Let me tell you a little something, Olivia. Shane smells so, so bad. I know. All the time. Amanda, I know. Everyone here knows it, yeah no one wants to tell

him i know it's it literally smells like like vomit i i am like roadkill i know like a little bit of poop like it's really bad i know it smells like if you blend cheese it's in bacon in the oven that's really it's like a bad cheese but i feel feel really bad. Have you ever, have you ever, I'm not saying that I did this, but like, have you ever like, I'll tell you guys afterwards. I don't want to tell you right now. Cause I forget that sometimes what you say, because sometimes what you say on here will be on there forever. Yeah.

Kind of like how I smell really bad all the time. That's why I just told you that secret. Well, you know, it's before we record, I do a little spin. You do a little spin? Dude. Dude, I'm going to go dry socket for real. I do a little spin and just let everything go. You know.

Nah. Just all at the same time. Do you shower? Yeah. Not often. I loved it. I actually love showers. No, you don't like showers.

I love showers. I don't shower because I don't want to waste water. Okay. That's why I don't do it. That's also fine. I love to shower. I like taking a tub even more. What do you do with the excess water afterwards?

Drink it. Bring it right back down the drain. Goodbye. Go to the ocean. Same. Save it for later. No, you don't. Like pasta water.

No, you don't. It's like pasta water. You save a cup. You save a cup of that bath water like you do with pasta water and you put it back. No, no, no, no, no. In the pasta. Sick, sick, sick. Don't do that, guys.

Speaking of pasta, that sounds really good right now. Probably does. Oh, my God. But I can't have any spaghetti because I can't. I feel like we found this woman outside and we're like, hey, do you want to come to the pod? She's like i know this pod can i say a pitch that i had for a try not to laugh was for us to just find some guy on like la casting and just bring a guy on and just be like and treat him like is this here for

the pirate and treat him like like a huge celebrity be like guys we're doing try not to laugh and our guest today it it's Dale. And it's just some guy, like some 60-year-old actor in LA. And he just earnestly just is in the episode with us. That's literally how I got on Smosh. I was going to say. What? What?

That's how I got on Smosh. How'd you get on Smosh? What? OK. How? No, it really is. It was like a casting. Right.

I know. But I'm talking about just for one episode. But we treat him, we treat this guy like, oh, it's Mike. And we treat him like he's a huge celebrity. And at the end, we're like, Mike, where can people find you? And he's just like, oh. That's really sweet. You know?

He's like, I'm an extra in. You might see me in the background of this herpes commercial. Why don't we do that? That sounds really sweet. I've been extra in. You might see me in the background of this herpes commercial. Why don't we do that? That sounds really sweet. I've been pitching it. I haven't heard this pitch. I've pitched it. Well, if you send it to her email, she'll read it.

Okay. Sexy kitty girl. Yeah. Soccer lady. Her email is hot. No.com. Just that. That's it.

I figured out a way to not do a dot com. Pretty cool. Are you serious? Oh. Did you know that you could do this? Did you just take the mic off the table? Did you know that we can do that? Can I eat this?

Yeah. They are chocolate. I think we need to get Olivia some food. Can I eat this? I'm worried about. I think we are all losing our minds a little bit right now. I'm fine. I feel stable.

I feel really good. I feel stable, I'm fine. I feel stable. I feel really good. I feel stable is a crazy sentence. I feel stable. That was real. I feel not stable. I'm just really testing the limits here, you know, because I can even stand up. Wow.

Oh, no. Stinky boy stood up. Well, Jerry, it seems the Dodgers are playing a really good game right now. I'm here outside of Dodgers Stadium. I'm here with a fan. Ripping on acid right now. Ma'am, how's it going today? Very well.

I'm stable. Awesome. Anyways, back to you in the studio. uh we're back in the studio that was um our one of our favorite announcers he's actually going to be retiring this year what he's been pushed out many times but he hasn't quite signed what we need him to sign so thank you so much that was awesome your name is again car michael turd oh don't dunk i i don't have my basketballs i have so i feel like i am on drugs oh i am on drugs i don't do drugs. No, I'm actually just on Tylenol and Advil.

Those are drugs. And my world is spinning, but I'm stable. That's what they all say. You ever feel so lonely in a crowded room? That's like that one song. Kelly Clarkson? You love Kelly Clarkson. Of course.

She's an idol. The best American Idol winner. Ever. Hands down. Was she the first? She was the very first. And then they had that movie from Justin and Kelly. Justin and Kelly.

I don't know. I really liked Justin. I thought he was cool. Well, America didn't. Remember, what's his name? William Hong? Yeah. Of course.

America loved him, too too also an idol absolutely remember reuben stuttered i'm sorry for 2004 yep no i don't know that one that's because he won and had one single and that was it remember sanjaya oh yeah maybe sanjaya that's a throwback dotry chris dotry chris dotry was on yeah he got like seventh place but then he ended up being like the Maybe. Sanjaya. That's a throwback. Daughtry. Chris Daughtry. Chris Daughtry was on. Yeah, he got like seventh place, but then he ended up being like the most successful for that season. Wow.

It's so weird, man. It's like a modern day creed. Yeah. Yeah. Do you know the Imagine Dragons were on American Idol? No way. You're not. It's not true.

You know the Chainsmokers were on American Idol? No. Nobody actually knows if the Chainsmokers are real. They're real. Oh, they're real. Any two white guys could be the Chainsmokers were on American Idol? No. Nobody actually knows if the Chainsmokers are real. They're real. Oh, they're real. Any two white guys could be the Chainsmokers at any time. I know. You can't.

You don't know who they are. Can I just say I actually like one of their songs? Which one? The one with Halsey. You know, just give me a pop hit and I just like shrink that up. I love like pop music. I love mainstream music too. I do too.

We could end this Try Not To Laugh soon. Do you want more time? Do you want like, do you want to try to get some more, pop some more jokes off? I don't even think she's trying. All right. I think she's just being. I'm going to give you another, we'll give you what, another minute? Yeah.

To try to just go ham. Okay. I think she's just being. I'm going to give you another. We'll give you what? Another minute. Yeah. To try to just go. Go ham. Okay. Get some laughs in. Okay. Ready? Yeah. I don't believe you're real.

Okay. Hit me with that one. Pretty good. Pretty good there. Okay. Olivia, let's keep going. Why am I the one making you laugh? I'm just.

I'm giving you the opportunity to make some people laugh. Come at me. Oh, okay. Come at me. Wow. So great. They have so much history, so I just get to enjoy. Oh, I wasn't expecting this.

Well, we're in the ring now. Okay. Don't knock my teeth out because they're gone. I can't. Yeah, they're out there somewhere i'm just sitting here being like who who got these tickets to this battle oh they were free yeah i saw an episode i did see an episode of yo mama that was like this though oh i love yo mama we love yo mama no we love yo mama i definitely that's something about i definitely lost something

about me and olivia we love your mama wow i feel like i've learned so much about you guys you've learned nothing about me you don't know i don't know no i know i i didn't let's be clear if you're listening to this episode you've become dumber no no don't say that don't say that. Don't say that. I am become dumber. I be stupid. Yeah. I be stupid already. Let's figure out who won this episode. All right.

We're ending it. I become dumber. We're ending it now. What's the score? She definitely got me the last two. Yeah. Okay. Who was in third place? Olivia laughed 16 times.

Whoa. I'm shocked by that. I'm shocked by that. I'm shocked by that. And the winner by one point, by one point is Shane. Let's go. What? And you don't rarely win. You're funny.

You're funny. Yeah. You're funny. You're funny. It's not true what they say about you. Who says what? Don't tell him. You're funny. Yeah. You're funny. You're funny. It's not true what they say about you. Who says what? Don't tell them. Oh, sorry.

That was too much. Okay. Well, we're done now. Now we can talk normal. What do you mean talk normal? She's. Oh, I thought. You actually got your wisdom teeth out?

No. Yeah. I got them out for this bit. I'm totally kidding. You would do that. No, her face is a stop sign. That's what she said. I 100% believe that you would be like, oh, it'll be really funny if I get my wisdom teeth pulled for this podcast Honestly, I thought we do something like that

But it wasn't on purpose. It was an emergency that she needed to get them done. It was so painful you guys Man, I'm so sorry. So sorry, but here we are and I'm fine, I hope. Guys, please pray for me. I really don't want dry socket. Like, I guess it's kind of worth it. Guys, pray for Olivia. She doesn't want dry socket. It's the first time I've ever heard of dry socket, and I really don't want my wisdom teeth taken out.

Anyways, thank you for being here, Olivia. Thank you for being here. Thank you for allowing me to be here while looking like a house. Of course. Of course. We don't care what you look like. We don't care what you look like. Really? We do not care at all. Okay. Alright. This is an audio podcast.

Okay. They don't have to look at you. Yeah, it's fine. Shane, you won. Well done. Thank you. You get that gift card. That gift card. And you get my cup. And I get Olivia's cup. Just kidding. Give me that back. No. Anyways. Thanks, guys. Thank you. You get that gift card. That gift card. And you get my cup. And I get Olivia's cup. Just kidding. Give me that back. No.

Anyways. Thanks, guys. Thank you, guys. See you later. We'll see you later. Best of luck to you. Watch the town. You don't have to.

Go to Boston. Get your wisdom teeth out. Don't get dry socket.