Smosh Mouth - #91 - Reacting To Amanda's Favorite Subreddits

Episode Date: April 28, 2025

Amanda has become a Redditor and Shayne and Chanse are here to see her favorite Subreddits! Exclusive $35-off Carver Mat at AuraFrames.com. Promo Code [SMOSHMOUTH] 0:00 Intro 1:36 Addressing things 9:40 Sponsor! 11:30 Amanda’s favorite Subreddits PODCAST: https://bit.ly/SmoshMouthSpotify https://smo.sh/SmoshMouthiHeart https://bit.ly/SmoshMouthApple  SUBSCRIBE: https://smo.sh/Sub2SmoshCast WEAR OUR JOKES: https://smosh.com  WHO YOU HEAR Shayne Topp // https://www.instagram.com/shaynetopp/ Amanda Lehan-Canto // https://www.instagram.com/filmingamanda/ Chanse McCrary // https://www.instagram.com/phatchanse/ WHO YOU DON’T HEAR (usually) Director: Selina Garcia Editor: Kristen O'Hare Producer: Amanda Lehan-Canto, Shayne Topp, Selina Garcia Production Designer: Cassie Vance Art Director: Erin Kuschner Assistant Art Director: Josie Bellerby Stage Manager: Alex Aguilar Prop Master: Courtney Chapman Art Coordinator: Abby Schmidt Wardrobe Assistant: Elizabeth Park Audio Mixer: Scott Neff Audio Utility: Dina Ramli Director of Photography: James Hull Camera Operator: Eric Wann Camera Operator: Macy Armstrong Assistant Director: Jonathan Hyon Executive Vice President of Production: Amanda Barnes Senior Production Manager: Alexcina Figueroa Production Manager: Jonathan Hyon Production Coordinator: Zianne Hoover Operations & Production Coordinator: Oliver Wehlander Production Assistant: Caroline Smith Post Production Manager: Luke Baker DIT/Lead AE: Matt Duran IT: Tim Baker IT & Equipment Coordinator: Lopati Ho Chee Sound Editor: Gareth Hird Director of Design: Brittany Hobbs Senior Motion & Branding Designer: Christie Hauck Graphic Designers: Ness Cardano, Monica Ravitch Senior Manager, Channel & Strategy: Lizzy Jones Channel Operations Coordinator: Audrey Carganilla Director of Social Media: Erica Noboa Social Creative Producer: Peter Ditzler, Tommy Bowe Merchandising Manager: Mallory Myers Social Media Coordinator: Kim Wilborn Brand Partnership Manager: Chloe Mays Operations Manager: Selina Garcia Talent Coordinator: Danielle Moses People Operations Specialist: Katie Fink Front Office Assistant: Sara Faltersack CEO: Alessandra Catanese Executive Producers: Anthony Padilla, Ian Hecox EVP of Programming: Kiana Parker Coordinator Producer of Programming: Marcus Munguia Associate Producer, Special Projects: Rachel Collis Executive Assistant: Katelyn Hempstead OTHER SMOSHES: Smosh: https://smo.sh/Sub2Smosh Smosh Pit: https://smo.sh/Sub2SmoshPit Smosh Games: https://smo.sh/Sub2SmoshGames El Smosh (Spanish Dub): https://smo.sh/Sub2ElSmosh FOLLOW US: TikTok: https://smo.sh/TikTok Instagram: https://instagram.com/smosh Facebook: https://facebook.com/smosh

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And we have a wonderful guest with us today, Chance McCrary. Yo, what up? How y'all doing? Oh my god, hey. And for people watching, we color matched so well today. It's crazy. Not on purpose. It looks so cool. It's oranges, it's browns, it's beiges. It's earth tones. It's desert, as you said.

Desert. Yeah, we're very boho today. Yeah. It's awesome.. It's desert, as you said. Desert. Yeah, we're very boho today. Yeah. It's awesome. Pretty hot. Boho sheet. And that's perfect because today I'm going to read my favorite subreddits. Yeah.

It's a little vulnerable, guys. You've had a couple weeks. You've been working on this. You've been cooking. I have, and I sent them to Selena, and she was like, oh my god, you went to work. Did you write some of them? Be honest. No.

No. Could you imagine? If we found out. You had a Reddit account and you've been posting for years. Could you imagine if they're all written by me and it's very clear that they're all written by me? Me and my castmate. Yeah. Me and my castmates always have a good time making each other laugh.

Have you seen my wedding colors? You've been talking shit on the cast for years. That would be awful Here's the thing You know when they say oh Bubble Bug got cancelled Because they posted all this stuff I'm like well that person's an idiot I would never post that thing

I would just write it in my journal about you guys That's true That's fair People use social media like it's a journal And they have been for 15 years Truly And then a been for 15 years. And then a post from 15 years ago comes back to haunt you. Yeah, no.

I will never do that. I didn't write anything on here. This is all Reddit. But before we get into the Reddits, we have to address something. And I think, Shane, I would like you to address, and Chance is going to be here to be my witness. Hi. Hi. Shane, I would like you to address and Chance is going to be here to be my witness Hi That I was pranked and so was the rest of America and the world The millions of our viewers

Yeah, a couple years ago Whoa, slow down A couple weeks ago I had that prank call with Matt Duran On We Solve Your Problems Yeah, where I called the cemetery where Matt Duran's dad's plot was missing, which is real. All of that's real.

No. Yes, the setup is real. Weren't you there for this whole thing? What do you mean no? Well, now I don't know who to trust because I was pranked. Well, because when Matt Duran came on the first time when we solved people's problems, he was like, yeah, my dad's plot is missing. And that is true. He wasn't sure where his dad was well that's so awful now yeah i wrote him off as like oh i don't care about duran ever again no i'm just oh wow but

then it was like at the end of that one i was like all right i'll call and so the last a couple weeks ago we had our we solve smosh's problems again and um i called the cemetery on the episode um but on the other line was marcus and people have been speculating like was i in on it was matt duran in on it i just wanted to clear up that matt duran marcus and i and selena met up the day before that episode and like talked it all out and we even rehearsed some of it like marcus and i got in like little like fake arguments in a out and we even rehearsed some of it like Marcus and I got in like little like fake arguments in a meeting and we're like oh this is gonna be so good like this is gonna be awesome like let's just go for it and uh so wild because I was not in on it at all and

to be honest you couldn't tell Marcus's voice I couldn't tell Marcus's voice he killed it I'm shocked because towards the end as he was yelling like, well, once he said clues like 2011 and Craig Ligma. Craig Ligma. Which you still have to explain that to me. Ligma balls. There it is again. I'm so glad you explained it to me.

Thank you. I was going around the office saying Craig Ligma called and it was terrible. But anyways, I was sitting here. I mean, you should meet his friend Ben. Ben Ligma? No, Ben Dover.

God. I know that one because it's clear. Craig Ligma's less clear. Anyways, Ben Dover, I'll ask for him around the office. But yeah, I was anyways bend over i'll ask for him around the office oh um but yeah i was this is what i don't like i'm getting i'm getting secondhand embarrassment i don't enjoy it from yourself flustered from myself it's okay you. I'm like, bitch, you're the one talking. Bitch, it's fine. But here's the thing.

When you were on the call, I was worried for you. You were acting crazy. So it was incredible. And I was luckily so in it. And I was just kind of like staying locked in here. But I saw you in my peripherals doing this, being like, calm down, bring it down. But even funnier was I could see James, the cameraman, behind the cameras in my peripheral,

and he was just like, losing it. I could only watch half because I thought it was real. And I was like, Shane is going in on this poor service worker. Thank you! I was like, I need to turn this off. I can't watch this right now. Service worker, that's exactly what I thought. This is not funny.

There were a lot of comments where people were like, oh my God, this gave me so much anxiety because I don't think I can watch these shows knowing you're like this. Yeah, no, it's true. You became a monster. Scott, the sound guy afterwards was like, dude, I was like, Shane's an asshole.

It was also incredible because it was like, dude, I was like, Shane's an asshole. Yeah. It was also incredible because it was like you channeled Karen energy into your personality. I was like, holy shit, he can get anything he wants right now out of anywhere. Yeah. Yeah, even a body that's not there, which is crazy. Yeah, which I think we did reveal

that I think his father's ashes are probably with his, his mom has his father's ashes. So release the ashes. Yeah, let's see that. I think it's all actually pretty good. It's like, it's okay. The problem's solved. But Marcus coming in clutch.

Marcus healed it. Oh my God. Like stellar performance. He really had an amazing character arc Because he was like pretty Pretty calm pretty professional And then he was getting a little protective over his job Yeah And then he was like super pissed at you

It was great And there was just something so believable about Like the numbers and like give it to me again Give it to me Some fans clocked that it was fake early on Because there was no plot number written down So I said a random number And then when he asked for it again

I just kind of forgot what I had just said So I just started saying another number And that's when I was like, you know what, screw that I didn't even notice that Some fans clocked that it was wrong because there was no number But it was awesome Was it fun for you? Oh, so fun

As a character, I love playing an asshole. It's so fun. I would never do that in real life. No, of course. I also couldn't make that call in real life. What? I wouldn't be able to actually. That's an email.

That's an email. What? Where is my father's body? Email. Where's my father? Sincerely, Shane Topp. That's why I was surprised that you even took the call. I know. I was like, I thought you were

going to be like, no, and then call for Selena. Wait, they called you? I called them. He called them. I called Marcus. He instigated it. He enjoyed it. Okay. You know what I'm saying? Yeah. It was great. Okay. Alright, now, subreddits.

So subreddits. So I will get into this. This is not a prank. You guys- You really surfed Reddit for a while. Yeah, and also, I don't think you noticed. What? What?

What? Boob job. Yeah. Yeah. What? Let me tell you, I got a boob job on top of my already big boobs. And it is incredible. Is it still called a boob job if it's a boob reduction? Not that you need a boob reduction.

I suppose it is. You're welcome. I think, no. I don't think it's called a boob job if you get a reduction. I actually don't know. I think a boob job is like you're getting the job done. Yeah, but if you get a nose job, if you get anything done to your nose, it's like you got a nose job. But I don't think they're reducing the nose.

Yeah, they're making it smaller. Oh, yeah, that's true. Guys, put in the comments if boob job also means reduction. Yeah, that's what you guys are going to be putting in the comments. But, yeah, exactly. But this is not a prank. Okay. I'm revealing this to you guys now Just kidding you guys know about this

I'm having a baby What Release the fetus You wanna see Not yet That's what having a baby is You don't Well actually you do release the fetus

You're so right Well let's release the fetus. Yes, ma'am. You're so right. Well, let's release the fetus. No, no. Oh, my God. I'm just kidding. I'm going to show you guys the bump. You guys ready?

Well, okay. And we named the baby. It's called The Baby. It's The Baby. First name The, all caps. I'm going to be honest. It kind of sounds like Da Baby. Well, that's his fault. it's his fault for doing that

okay here we go bumpy bumpy wow that's the bump and what's crazy is my friend came to visit me and she was like how have you been hiding that on Smosh how well you've been behind on Smosh? How?

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Terms and conditions apply. Back to the show. Let's go, batter. I wanted to have fun with you. Well, too bad. Okay. See you later.

Yeah, so that's what's happening. Wow. Congratulations. Congratulations. Do you guys have any questions? Shane's like, nope.

I feel like we have, we've known about it. Okay, I have a couple questions. What would you do if the baby came out and it had a beak? Okay, that's a couple questions. What would you do if the baby came out and it had a beak? Okay, that's a good question.

You know what? I will respond in email. But... Amanda, we're so happy for you. Thanks, guys. It's really, really exciting. Would you still love it? Of course I would love it. A beak would be difficult. I wouldn't love a beak, baby.

A beak would be hard. Okay, let's a beak, baby. A beak would be hard. Okay, let's get into this. On to subreddit. So anyways, yeah, I'm having a bibbit. I'm having a baby. Anyways, Reddit. Anyways, Reddit. Well, here's what's wild.

I know I put this together two weeks ago, but when I first got pregnant, I really did kind of look on Reddit because there are a lot of baby things on there. So I'm going to give you a little snippet. Are these all babies? So these are baby things? Are these all babies? Are these all babies? Are these babies?

Release the fetus. Release the fetus. No. Make sure, guys, to ignore all this and comment about boob jobs. That's what we want you to comment about. That's what the comment section is for. Only comments about boob jobs. Don't what we want you to comment about. That's what the comment section is for. Only comments about boob jobs. Don't encourage them.

Is it a reduction? Don't do it. Or a job? Is it a job? Is it a working job? No. I'm going to be like, my dad is in Europe. What?

What? Hopefully you're not commenting. I'm not. Okay, the first part is a little snippet of a subreddit that I found. And these subreddits that I chose didn't actually help me. They just made me laugh recently. Okay. This one's called Beyond the Bump.

Oh. You guys know what that means? The bump like the baby? The baby bump. Yeah. So this is after the- But Beyond the Bump is like once the baby's born. Yeah.

Yeah. Okay, first one. What made you jealous of your toddler today? Question mark. Jealous of your toddler? Yeah. The perfect skin. That's actually true.

It's true. Yeah. Like what are you going to do with that perfect skin? I'm jealous of their confidence. Oh, okay. So confident. That's actually so true. They get to experience things for the first time.

Yeah. Well, this person said, I'll go first. Today I picked up my two-year-old. They threw their weight backwards and I heard slash felt every bone in their back pop and just thought, I bet that felt phenomenal. Whoa. Beyond the Bump has some incredible shit. That's really funny. Wait.

Yes? I feel like babies don't be cracking. They do. Really? Really? I think two-year-olds are wild. I think they're like... Yeah, but I think they're like gummy.

Because they also have less bones to crack. You develop more bones. They don't even like really... They grow together? They don't really like have bones. Guys, no. Bones grow together. They grow together.

Guys, my baby has bones currently. No. Yo, baby, I really have bones. Guys, no. Bones grow together. They grow together. Guys, my baby has bones currently. No. Your baby ain't got no bones. Honey, my baby has actual bones. Your baby ain't got no spine. That would be... Oh, my bitch. Let me hear.

Okay. Oh, no. Oh, that was awful. All right, wait. Let me try my neck. Okay, not bad. You got one. Okay, imagine a two-year-old did that they can't next one

picky toddler wrong i'm living with a food critic dot dot dot there's a bunch about food and be on the bump are you nervous about that at all with like like that that would terrify me with a kid of just like making food for them i'm'm just like, oh. I think my plan is to not give them any options, to just give them what we're eating. That's, hey. That's my hope is like, oh, we're having a steak dinner or oh, we're having chicken. You're also going to have it too. My three month old is going to eat this steak dinner. Not my three month old.

Okay, but until what age? Well, as we know. Because some of my worst memories are being at the table being forced to eat something I know I don't like well I'm not going to force that but I will have a lot of like vegetables

and healthy foods involved because I was the same way all I wanted was like chicken nuggets and chicken parm so it's like how do you get out of that? Actually, I don't actually know the answer. I don't know either. Because you know, babies can't have water

for the first six to 12 months. I did not know that fact. Only milk? Because milk is 87% water. I learned this. Okay. Did you know that? I did not know that babies can't drink water.

If you were in the desert and your baby had milk and you didn't, your baby would last. Yeah. These are the things I read about. My baby's going to last anyways. Good. Are you also? What?

Chance, do you have an announcement? Chance? Jewel. Oh, my God. Oh! It's so high up there, honey. It's all abs But yeah they can't have water for the first 6 to 12 months

That's crazy Some people give them water but like you don't need it I'll give my baby water I can't No Okay Wrong I'm living with a food critic I'm making walking tacos.

I don't know. Whatever the heck my husband and kid want tonight. Okay, this woman's a little upset. And my toddler wanted salsa. So we went to Walmart. After a bunch of other errands, I wanted to grab a few items. Then we get to the salsa aisle. I go to grab a jar of salsa.

My toddler is like, it's the jar kind. That's disgusting. Oh, whoa. And then convinced me that he needed the real one with real tomatoes. It was already hard enough explaining they didn't have any good ripe avocados at the store for fresh guac. End up getting prepackaged. He's not happy about it. I wouldn't be happy about that.

Yeah, I don't need another argument dot dot dot so i am here after seven hours of running around and doing errands making fresh salsa 22 weeks pregnant about to fall over so my mini food critic doesn't have an aneurysm i gotta be honest i'm surprised because you know the jarred salsa has way more like sugar and like, it kind of is delicious. I would think a baby would want the jarred salsa. I agree. The real stuff. This toddler's got great taste. Yeah.

That's what she's saying, picky. Wow. Critic. Okay. I'd be proud. But she's 22 weeks pregnant. Yeah, that's, can her husband not make the salsa? No, of course not.

Women, the men, once they give you the sperm, they're done. They retire. They're done. They go to sleep. They're like a bug. They die. Literally, everyone's just like, wow, your husband's doing so much. I was like, yeah, we're in an equal partnership.

Of course. I'm tired. Yeah. I actually feel great. Okay. Thanks for asking. I feel incredible. You've been doing try not to laugh and challenge pit and shit.

Yeah. Nothing's stopping you. Yeah, I know. I looked back on some old photos and I was spud hut. Like all of these, all these things where I'm like. So many fans are going to be like, not again. I'm like,

I'm pregnant in all of them and it's wild. Yeah. With the butter. With the butter. Yeah. And you said. I literally said as a joke,

are you expecting? Yeah. And you had found out like that day. And my response, I watched it back. I'm improvising my response. She's like, no. Yeah. And you had found out like that day. And my response, I watched it back. I'm improvising my response. She's like, no. Yeah.

That was an Amanda response. Look at this. There's butter on my costume. Are you expecting? No. Wow. Can we bring up, you can cut this if you want. Can we bring up how it was forever ago when it was like, oh, there's going to be a Smosh baby.

And Spencer goes, Amanda's. Yeah. And he also said that and didn't know. Yeah. There gonna be a Smosh baby, and Spencer goes, Amanda's! Yeah, and he also said that and didn't know. Yeah. There will be a Smosh baby. This happened? Alex and Art. Amanda? No.

And Angela said something too during Spud Hut filming, or way before, and I was just like. Uh-oh, everyone knows. And then Tommy was Britney Trash. Who was pregnant. Who was pregnant! And literally people were taking her belly, going boom, boom, boom, boom.

And I was sitting there in the beginning, and I was just like, uh, uh, watching that. Dude, it's crazy. It's crazy to go back. Anyways.

Okay, a couple more. Am I crazy, dot, dot, dot. There are so many that start with this. Oh, yeah. And I don't. That's why people go to Reddit. Yeah are so many that start with this. Oh, yeah. And I don't blame them. That's why people go to Reddit. Yeah.

It's literally to be validated. To be validated. Am I wrong here? Yeah. That is the premise for most Reddit posts. A lot of people go to ChatGBT, too. No, I do not f*** with that. Do you?

No, I don't actively for that. Because I'm like, you're training your chat GPT to tell you what you want it to hear. Yeah, we don't know where chat GPT is getting their answers. It's generative. Whereas Reddit, you know a person who maybe experienced this same thing. But some people write letters

and resumes and all that based off of chat GPT. Letters and resumes make sense. People using it as a tool. Using it as a tool is one thing, but looking for answers. Especially emotions. Like you're asking for chat GPT

to explain your emotions to you, something it doesn't have. Do people ask that? We're so close to singularity, it's scary. Yeah, sure. I'm scared by that. Let's just stick with Reddit. Because Reddit is killing the game.

They're all real people on Reddit. Yeah. No, there's not. Some are not real. Some are AI. A lot are probably AI. Sorry. Do we think this one's AI, guys?

No, this has got to be real. Am I crazy, dot, dot, dot? My baby is four weeks old. I swear she will sneak little smiles at me. Yes, she has had plenty of sleepy smiles or gas smiles. These particular moments happened twice when she was looking me right in the eye and I was talking to her in a high-pitched tone. Everything that I read said that it's very unlikely that she's smiling at this age.

So, mamas, am I crazy for thinking she's smiling at me? Could you imagine the baby's like, no one's going to know. This is between me and you. They'll never believe you. Some of my funniest videos on Instagram is literally like a grown-up who's working from home and their toddler is directly behind them. And they're just like and they turn around and they're like Jesus Christ. Whoa!

I think babies can smile. I think they do smile. But like sneaky little smiles. Why do they have to be sneaky? This is what this person wrote. Babies are mysterious. We don't know what's going on. They're just like this. Babies work in mysterious ways. Okay, last one. What weird things calm your child?

I'll go first My daughter is 7 months and I have to start beatboxing Every time I clip her nails I am not good at beatboxing I am not good at beatboxing Is what they say Can you imagine? Boom

Cut We're keeping that in We're keeping that in Yeah. Can you imagine? Boom. Boom. Cut. Cut. We're keeping that in. No, cut. We're keeping that in. Can you please try again? Cut.

Can you please try again? But earnestly, I want pitch perfect. Pitch perfect? Yeah, they beatbox in pitch perfect. Try it again. Wait. again wait are you doing boots and cats at us right now no that was really hard to hear no i'm not really rough okay guys that's the subreddit for beyond the bomb That's adorable. Wait. Did you want to try beatboxing? Oh, yeah. Oh, I'm okay.

No, Shane. Come on, please. I would actually love to hear this. Okay. Well, you know, that's only fair. Don't be shy. Don't be shy. Don't be shy.

Yeah, all right. You're a performer. You've done things like this all the time. Oh. Okay. That was actually really sick. It's actually not bad. Thanks, Amanda. All the time. Oh! Okay. That was actually really sick. Thanks, Amanda. You're welcome.

Yeah. All right. Do you want to do it? Mother f***er. No. Well, I guess you're the guest. I guess you don't have to do anything. I'll try, though.

Okay. Oh. This is going to be that clip from Staring Contest over again. No, it's not. God, that feels like a decade ago. Okay, hold on. Let me beatbox. Okay.

I'm deciding what I want to do. Sure. I'm patiently waiting. I can do a bet. Okay, hold on. Let me think. Okay, I'm going to beatbox. Here I go

Why you all sexy on it let me be box This is horrible. What are you doing? We're going to have to move the f*** on. No, now you have to do. I need to know what you're going for. You have one more attempt. Here it goes. That's just a real song that you're singing. That's just literally a real song that you're singing. That's just literally a real song Are you doing just friends?

Music Soulchild? I love that song. That song is incredible, but is that what you're trying to do? That was good. Yeah, you're doing well. Wow. So you just did that. Okay. I guess my boots and cats is fine. Okay. We're going to move on to something a little different in the subreddit.

I'm going to move to one of my favorite subreddits. It's called Room Corn. Corn. But it's not corn. Okay. Guys, it's just pictures of gorgeous rooms that people took. Oh, I love that. There's a ton of subreddits like this.

Yeah. Here's the first one. Oh, my God. Wow. I love that color. That is an entryway bit. Yep. Moroccan-inspired entryway in an Edwardian house. Oh. Look at I love that color. That is an entryway, bitch. Yep, Moroccan-inspired entryway in an Edwardian house.

Look at how stunning that is. Those windows. Yeah. Incredible. No, I know. I love this shit. I love that chandelier, too. Me, too.

Or the lantern. Every part of your house should be something. Look at the mail slot. Just the brassiness of it. It's reflective. Look at the ceiling. Oh my God, it's m it it's reflective look at the ceiling oh my god it's mosaic tiles uh this is right when you walk in uh see that's why it's called room corn okay oh yeah guys this is in spain and it's just a kitchen that is not just a kitchen isn't it

stunning look at the live edge wood. Whoa. The shelves. Oh my. Look at this. You know what it gives? There's a bag here. It's waiting to get picked up and taken. It gives Tatooine. Yep.

What's that? But like nice, like a nicer end of Tatooine. What's Tatooine? A gentrified Tatooine. Gentrified Tatooine. What is that? Crazy. Yeah.

It's like this part of Tatooine is actually really nice. They have a high mat there. What is that? Crazy. It's like this part of Tatooine is actually really nice. They have a high mat there. What is this? They've got blue milk shops over here. They've got an equinox. There's a Shake Shack on the corner. Tatooine's actually really nice. It's actually getting really nice over here.

Do you want a vacation in Tatooine? Are you sure it's safe? They have pod racing. It's really cute. They have really nice places. You just stay on the resort. Yeah, yeah. Just stay on the resort.

What is Tatooine? It's Star Wars. That's where Luke was born. Oh, totally. Got it. God. Heard. Amanda.

That's what you guys were going off about? Yes. Look at that. That's got the place that... You're so right. You're so right. You're so right. It looks like a nicer version of their huts. You know what's my take nowadays?

Really nice version. Because people make fun of when a house, like a room. What did you say? Like really nice version. He went, well, yeah. I've gotten so exhausted with the just like gray slate of the past 15 years that even if a room is like even if people criticize and say this room looks dumb i'm i'm supportive of anything with personality nowadays yeah i'm like just go for it i just want to see different stuff you know what it brings me

back to and a show that is now back on extreme home makeover because they used to do those rooms in like... They were so bad. Head over heels for the theme. Head over heels for the theme? Yeah, yeah, yeah. It was way too much. It was like the kid said one thing about a horse and it's like,

you have a horse bed, horse mural. And then that kid ages like three years. They're like, God damn it. He gets in the bed. The bed's like clop, clop, clop. You're like bringing your...

You're bringing... You're back home from college and you're bringing your date home and you're like, this is my horse bed. Yeehaw. You have to say it when you enter. I don't know. Yeah, this guy high on cocaine showed up and whirlwinded our house in a week. We've got a free vacation, but. No, wait, the show's back on.

Is it better though? I don't know. I just saw a poster that said move that bus and i was like that move that because i feel like some of those home makeovers they make everything look the same yeah and i'm like dude just make it your personality yes what and the gray i'm with you i'm like the gray is we're so bad. I mean, like every other apartment in L.A. became that for so long. Yeah. Yeah.

I'm just like, can we please just have like different colors? And cafes. I was actually just telling Korthis. Yes. Coffee shops used to, in the 90s, coffee shops had personality. Were cool. And now they actually got rid of a bar in L.A. that I loved. And it was so cool.

It looked like you were in the 80s. Underwater hot tub. And it was so cool. It looked like you were in the 80s. Underwater hot tub and it was nice and now they literally stripped it and it looks like a bad version of this. It's like gray and I'm like, and they have like one flower. I'm like, guys.

Remember when Starbucks had personality in the 90s? It looked like a cool coffee shop. That was their vibe. And then 90s, it looked like a cool coffee shop. That was their vibe. And then at some point, they're like, you know what?

Let's just go square and gray. Yeah. Boring. Yeah. I don't remember that. I just remember the corporate version. Well, you guys are going to flip out.

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You know what it gives me? You know you're finding a spell book. Beauty and the Beast. Me too. It's in Austria. Austria. Dude. G'day, mate.

Look at this. That's Australia. Voting dumb and dumber. That's That's Australia Quoting dumb and dumber That's Australia Quoting dumb and dumber Okay sure That is so cool Are you dumb or dumber?

Yeah are you dumb or I would be solving You know I'd be solving conspiracies in there I know you would Like what's hidden under the Vatican We'll discover it here Ooh Very Tom Hanks of you in

The Da Vinci Code Wait Who's dumb and who's dumber And dumb and dumber? I think Jim Carrey is dumb. I think Jim Carrey is dumber. Harry is the dumbest dude ever. Lloyd is pretty dumb.

You're so right, but... Jeff Daniels is not quite as dumb as Jim Carrey. You're so right. Have you seen Dumb and Dumber? No. I'm not as old as Jim Carrey. You're so right. Have you seen Dumb and Dumber? No. I'm not as old as you guys. No. F*** off.

It's one of my favorite comedies of all time. It's incredible. I don't think I was allowed to watch it. You can watch it now. Why would I watch it now? No pun intended. It is a dumbass movie. Does it hold up? It's so good.

Does it hold up? I think it holds up. I think so. It's incredible. Okay. It's funny because it's got really good lines. Like White Chicks holds up. Oh god, White Chicks holds up.

I just watched. I've never seen White Chicks. I cry every time I watch that movie. We need to have a movie night where we watch White Chicks and Dumb and Dumber. Wow, that's good. Honestly, I love Dumb and Dumber. It's one of my favorites, but White Chicks makes me cry. But White Chicks was a lot it was a I love Dumb and Dumber. It's one of my favorites, but White Chicks makes me cry. But White Chicks was a while after Dumb and Dumber.

Yeah, yeah. And I think they're doing it too. White Chicks 2? Which is crazy. I'm like, Wayne's Brothers are doing a two years later. But they don't, they don't, they don't. I just saw Damien, no, someone, I saw one of them and I was like, you have not aged. No, they don't age at all.

I was like, this movie was 15 years ago. It's insane. Yeah. How did you do that? I can't believe you haven't seen one. It's so funny. Anyways, yeah. I always do that whenever I have a wig on.

That's so good. Okay, so this was the climax one. Love that. I love that. Like literally this subreddit, I could have been on it for... Oh. I mean, I was. Incredible.

Do you have a Pinterest? I do have a Pinterest, yeah. You know one that I would recommend? It's the opposite vibe, though. It's a subreddit called Evil Buildings, and it's just photos where people find buildings that look evil. That look evil? I wish I found that!

And it's really fun to look at. I'm interested. I'm telling you, this has opened up a whole new world. What makes a building look evil? There's just like some- Windows. Very, very, like a lot of brutalist structures and stuff just look like an evil fortress.

There's a layer in there. Yeah. Yeah. There's a henchman or two in there. Big brother operates out of there. But I also love rooms so much. There's a pent ultimate boss who's like there. Big brother operates out of there. But I also love rooms so much. There's a pent ultimate boss who's like really, really buff. Yep.

Yeah, exactly. Okay. No. Like if you're playing a video game, the main boss is going to be behind the pent ultimate boss and the pent ultimate boss. Pent? Pent ultimate?

Pent ultimate. The one before the last. Yeah, pent ultimate. The one before the last. So the second to last. The second the last. Yeah, penultimate. The one before the last. So the second to last. The second to last. So behind that person, there's always a bigger boss? No, no, no.

The last boss is usually like magic-centric or technology-centric. It's not the mostly guy. Cosmic-centric. Okay, okay, that makes sense. Okay. Final boss always has some sort of cosmic thing. Yeah, definitely. Oh, the universe.

Man. It's so much more powerful. It's not just about your body. Education. How did I miss all this? Video games. All right. We're back to that.

Literally every video game. All right. Next subreddit. It's probably in Resident Evil 2. You're getting to the main person. Oh, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. There's four, and then the main person is the fifth one.

And she's the most magical. You're so right. So the ones before her are called pent bosses. Just the one before her. Is pent ultimate. Yeah. I think in Resident Evil 8, it's the guy with the glasses. It's the guy with the glasses, yeah.

And he's like a kind of trickster type of boss. And then the final boss is like that big old. She's like mother or maiden or something. And she can turn into birds and crazy shit. Oh, birds. Oh, yeah. Multiple.

Multiple. She's amazing. That's really powerful. Mystique doesn't get that powerful until she gets enhanced by Apocalypse. Yeah, exactly.

I know Mystique. Rebecca Romijn. Nice. But she can turn into like animals and shit and definitely not multiple animals.ijn. Nice. But she can turn into, like, animals and shit, and definitely not multiple animals. I don't know if she can turn into animals, but she definitely does, like,

**** around with birds. Like, can she turn into several birds? Sorry, I'm sorry. I think so, and she turns into, like, one big bird. Okay, but that's a crazy power, because how are you, now you're operating two or more animals

Wait, have you played Resident Evil or more animals at the same time. That's crazy. Have you played Resident Evil? Because they turn into some crazy ass shit because it's mold. No. It's a mold? You should watch their playthrough. It's a mold.

Yeah, you can watch our playthrough. Hours of it. Yeah, watch all 12 hours. Let me know what you think. I think I see you enough. Let me know what you think. I think I need some boundaries. No, you don't. There's plenty more that we can do.

Okay, here's the next subreddit. It's called Why Women Live Longer. What? And this one is so good. Why Women Live Longer. The image speaks for itself. Blind gasoline test. I'd kill this.

And it's just guys. You don't even have to taste it. You smell that shit. What? Smell it. You ain't got to taste it. It's gas already. This dude is an idiot

He's tasting different That made me laugh No I've never been a big fan Of the taste of Exxon That's fair I prefer Chevron Yeah I'm not kidding

It's a little more fruit forward Yeah When you guys were kids Did you like I like the hazy that shell makes Yeah Yeah Did you guys like the smell of gasoline

When you guys were kids? Oh I love it now You love it now? Hell yeah, dude. Okay, here's a video under this. Okay, that was awesome. That was awesome.

Here's a video under this subreddit. Okay. What the? Oh, my God. This is exactly the kind of shit that I would think would be on your For You page. Yeah, skits from 2005. This is exactly the kind of shit that I would think would be on your For You page. Yeah. Skits from 2005. Wow, they really did do this.

Oh, my God. I'm sorry, but this was at the top, and I couldn't put it. I couldn't not. What dumbass decided to dress up as a zebra and go into a safari and get attacked? Listen, I don't care if it's from 2005. You're probably right. But it's awesome. Look, that's incredible.

Here's another one. It's really dangerous. Never expected something like this when I started using the men's bathroom. Just barbed wire around the toilet. So no one sits down. So no one sits down. Oh, is that why? Yeah, man.

I thought you guys put it there so people sit down and they get hurt. What? No, so no, you put barbed wire, who would sit down on that? Why would people not let people sit down on a toilet? You shouldn't be sitting down on that toilet. It's disgusting. Yeah. Wow.

And it's got barbed wire on it. You know what's crazy? Is I'm learning a lot about men today. Thanks, guys. That's crazy. Because I thought that someone just put it there to f*** the people. For a long time, I don't know if I've talked about this But for a long time I never sat down on the toilet

Even on my home toilet I would um squat off it Why? I just didn't want to sit You were afraid someone was going to get you? No I just didn't want to sit And I feel like when my legs are active I can squeeze out shit

Oh my That's probably true Thank you for sharing that Like when my legs are active, I can squeeze out shit. Oh my. That actually, that's probably true. Probably true. Thank you for sharing that. It's less passive. All right. What is this?

Look at him. No, for no reason whatsoever. Why is he doing that? Thank you. Like get away from them damn snakes. Shane, do you like it? Do you enjoy it? He's kind of killing it.

Like that these cobras are scared of him. Except the one in the back. in the back is like guys you guys are stupid for look at him he's like i mean he's doing animal work we did this and no i can't he's doing he's just doing meisner i mean yeah guys yeah no i mean yes he's mirroring what he's seeing in the animals. I mean, yes. Okay, so that's one really fun. In Africa, I went to South Africa, and they had cat parks. It's a zoo. It's a zoo with no rules. Oh, large cats. It's a zoo with no rules and just a tiny fence.

It's a Tiger King type of situation. Whoa. But there were these lions, and they were so close to you. Like, there's a, it's a rickety fence. It's a rickety fence that's, like, nine foot high. Like, these,

they could get over. They could, if they could absolutely do it. And they could probably get just ripped through them. Were you close to the fence? Yeah, bitch. I was right up there.

I was right there. Why would I not be in there? So then, one of the things I tried to do is I would try to do the animal work, like move like them, go like this to just see if I could freak them out a little bit. I guess I'm doing the snake thing. You're doing the snake thing. 100%.

And as soon as they can immediately, and I do this at zoos too. I don't go to zoos anymore. But when I went to zoos, I would try to do the same thing. And there's something about the animalistic. They can see the tension in your body, and they'll immediately be like, in a crowd of people, they'll be like, that one, that one's stalking me,

or that one's moving. Because you go like... Why would you do that? Because, well, at the zoo, it's because they're not going to get me because there's a cage and a... But the other one with a rickety fence. But these ones, they're all immediately like... And there with a rickety fence. But these ones, they're all immediately like...

And there's a rickety fence. But then I started dancing for the cubs and the cubs loved it. Why women live longer is actually right now, happening right now. That's insane. It's insane. I don't like zoos.

No. I feel really bad for the animals. I really don't enjoy it at all. But like that, South Africa? Yeah. Wow. But they had a lot of room in South Africa. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

More of a preserve. It's more of a preserve, but like with a little rickety fence. Yeah, with a little rickety fence. My sister, she lived in Africa for like a year, and then she went back and she lived on a reserve. But there's no fences at all. Oh, yeah. Sure.

She stayed with a tribe called, I forget the tribe's name. Mamassai tribe. I don't remember. But it was really fun. Living with the animals. Yeah, exactly. So that's not even a... The animals aren't like, they're not like, we're going to go stalk these humans right now. Exactly. But it was really fun. Living with the animals. Yeah, exactly. So that's not even a... The animals aren't like...

They're not like, we're going to go stalk these humans right now. Exactly. Because they're not stupid. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah. That's pretty cool. That is really cool.

Wow. I've never been to Africa. Oh, my God. Cape Town. I would love to go. Yeah. Cape Town, South Africa. I want to go see...

I want to go do one of those hikes where you go up into the forest and see gorillas. Gorillas freak me out. Gorillas don't scare me. Really? I don't want to be anywhere near a chimpanzee. Gorillas, though, I think are funny and silly.

Oh, my God. They're just so big. They're huge, but if you just are respectful, if you're just like... Yeah, if you're respectful, it'll be okay. But if you're not... Well, and wild gorillas, it's like... If you just are chilling, just looking away, they're like, all right, do your thing.

They are intense. And they'll walk right past you. They're really intense. They're like ripped. They're massive. Thick. Yeah, dude. They're thack.

They're thack. But so are these big cats. The big cats are... Oh, people underestimate how big lions are. Yeah. And tigers. And bears. And bears.

Oh, my. Anyways, next subreddit. It's called No Stupid Questions. Oh, good one. And I loved this one so much. So what's the basis of this one? Literally, I think people feel free to ask whatever questions they want. It's a safe space to just ask.

It's like no bad pitches, no stupid questions. There are bad pitches. Exactly, that's what I was going to say. There's another subreddit called Too Afraid to Ask. Oh, I read through that one. Oh, sure, sure. Similar. And those were a little like, oh.

Yeah, it's a lot of like asking about current events and stuff like that. Yeah, it gets very apologetic. Like, wait, what's actually going on? Oh, that's really interesting. Yeah. This one is, do people in comas still need dentist checkups? Hey, great question. I mean, it's not like they're physically eating anything.

That's what they say. And who's brushing their teeth? Yeah. I actually, I put these on because I was kind of interested in it. Yeah, okay. Who's brushing their teeth Yeah I actually I put these on Because I was kind of Interested in it Yeah okay Who's brushing their teeth Okay

Does liking the smell of gasoline Make you more prone to addiction Huh What Exactly Did we get an answer No Does it make you more prone to addiction

There's no answer Why would it make you more prone to addiction Did you look for answers No I just put the question down. You saw the question and then you just moved on? Correct. What? That didn't eat at you? Some of the questions, no, because

I love the smell of gasoline and I'm not addicted to anything. And I don't have a problem. Shut up. No, some of the answers aren't really answering it. And sometimes just asking the question is enough. Thank you. You know what, Chance? That was really powerful.

That was really powerful. Okay, here's another one that you guys will totally get. If someone gets their period in space, does it stay up there and float around until they come back down and it all comes out at once? What the f*** does that mean? Edit!

Wait, what? If you get your period in space, does it all... There's a famous... What else would it do? Here's an edit. I'm actually serious. Laugh my ass off.

Please answer. I'm so curious. I have a vagine. I just don't know how it works in space. I've never been there. Why would it change? But Katy Perry has. Why would it change?

There's a story, a true story about, I want to say it was one of the first women astronauts and when she was going to space the rest of the team was all men and they got her a thousand tampons for the journey. How long was the journey?

If you could check if that's real, I'm pretty sure that's true where they just had no idea. So like we got you a thousand tampons. I'm on that face shit, and I wish they would have gotten her a thousand and one. Massa suggested sending a hundred tampons with Sally Ride. A hundred tampons with Sally Ride. For a week long.

For a week long mission, they were gonna give her a hundred tampons. Yeah. What is going on? Yeah. Hey, they didn't know. A hundred? Better too many than being like, hey, all you need is one. And what if she got stuck up there? Like, she's going to need a snowplow. Because that just happened.

A hundred is crazy. A hundred is crazy. To be fair, that did just happen where those astronauts were supposed to go for a short time, and they were stuck up there for like a year. Oh, yeah. That scares me. They needed a hundred tampons. You can also use them for nosebleeds.

Yeah. Nobody does that. And just for like being silly. Yeah. You know also use them for nosebleeds. Yeah. And just for like being silly. Yeah. You know what I want? I want a picture of you being silly with a tampon. Okay, hold on. Tampon TNTL. Tampon T-T-T-T Wait. T-T-T-

Wait. T-N-T-L. T-T-N-T-L. T-T-N-T-L. Whoa! Tampon TNTL. Alright. Okay. That's really good. Do you want to try to say the abbreviation? Tamp-T-L. Whoa. Okay. Tampon T-N-T-L. All right. Okay. Sorry. That's really good. Do you want to try to say the abbreviation?

Tampon T-N-T-L. So now say the just the letters. T-T-N-T-L. It's weird, right? T-T-N-T-L. It's weird. T-T-N-T-L. Yeah. T-T-N-T-L.

T-T-N-T-L. T-T-N-T-L. T-T-N-T-L to you too. T-T-N-T-L. Okay, here's one. I eat sugar. Nipples go hard. Exclamation mark. TTNTL. Okay, here's one. I eat sugar. Nipples go hard! Exclamation mark.

That's not a question, but it's... It's not. The statement. It's not. That's an exclamation, actually. So for years, like the past 20 years, if I eat anything with a significant amount of sugar in it, like cookies or cakes,

my nipples will go hard. Then if I decide I want it second, my face will tingle and numb feeling. No, I don't feel aroused by food, but I just avoid sugar now due to it. Why does this happen? And no, I don't have the answer. Lo siento.

Whenever I eat cupcakes, I jizz. Okay. This one's for James, and you guys can just enjoy it. This is a subreddit called uh lotr lord of the rings subreddit oh yeah this subreddit is so good um but i found a couple this is someone who just has a glass of wine and says i have sauron in rio. That's actually really cool. Isn't that sick? Yeah. That's awesome. That's really good. That's really sweet.

Pretty cool. Here's another one. This is just like, no. It's a very wholesome subreddit. It is. Oh. Is it about to not be? If it's a flat or a squeal, a wobble or peel,

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That's a really great design. It is. Wow. He shouldn't destroy it. I really did choose wholesome Reddits. Well, it's giving me like, okay, so. Here we go. Here we go. Here we go.

When you're in like middle school and your friend invites you over, I'm just like, let me show you all my cool stuff. And so I'm excited to see all your cool stuff. No, no, no, it's totally fine. No, it's been. I literally did this and I was like, this shit is crazy. I was like, y'all better watch out. My Reddit is going to blow up this shit talking such big game your first okay so this is a cool roof I saw hey and you bitches like it's Amanda's first

week on the internet all right give her a break well you guys are gonna love this next reddit this next reddit is choosing beggars here's the thing I'm proud to be who I am. Oh, this is a good one. This is a good one. Choosing beggars. It's a great one. Oh, like, like, like. Choosing beggars. And you know what? This is a long one.

And I don't. I just gave up. Yeah, you should. I've had people on the, I've had a lot of people who are like asking for food. And then they're like, what is it? And then I'm like, it's a steak taco. And they're i don't eat meat who's asking you this the homeless people that i'm giving food to i thought you said asking beggars oh choosing beggars isn't that what it is yeah kind of beggars can't be choosing but it's more like but i'm like facebook marketplace or like people asking for it's people like it's like hey i'm giving away this couch for free and someone's like um why is there a stain on the couch and it's just like dude i'm giving

it away i'm giving this couch away for free like shut up yeah exactly yeah that's what this subreddit is for but also about the homeless people that don't eat meat i'm like you are so virtuous that is so that's so powerful yeah it's like okay well if you can do it, I can do it too. Okay, should I read the... I have a really long one. Should I read that one? Okay, this one's kind of long, and I don't care if you guys think it's lame. Lady offered me a bearded dragon border collie antique jewelry box,

a nice guitar, or a firearm lesson for my couch. Told her she could have it for $20 because this made me laugh. Hell of an offer, though. This woman texted this person a lot. I have a question. I know you're moving and all, and I'm doing the best and we're trying to beat this bad weather because our new driveway is steep. Is there any way you could trade anything for that couch? I've got a bearded dragon that's maybe a year old and a big aquarium I could trade for you. I paid 200 bucks for it all or maybe a cowboy border colleague. He's a wonderful boy dog, but I have four dogs. I adopted him. Some lady dumped

him in the RV park next to us, but my husband don't want it. But my daughter said she could love it for her bedroom, but I can't spend any money on our new house. First thing that happened was the 60 gallon, 80 gallon hot water heater tank busted. We had to buy a new one. The heat and air in the downstairs area don't work. So we had to order parts, man, to come out and fix it. So that just to try to spend any money right now. But I do have a lot of antique things to sell. I'm selling, where else did it go? I have a really nice jewelry box, stand up jewelry box. I have a nice antique, huge piece of furniture that goes up against the wall with a glass top kind. One of a kind.

You put behind a couch a lot of nice floral vases. Hope this makes sense. I'm talking into my phone. Border Collie dog. I think he's around 23 years old. He's been neutered. 23 years old is psychotic. He's been neutered, but he needs to go to a property where he can run and do his job, LOL.

He's in a very big, so she's voice talking and said, LOL. Just wanted to flag that. He's in a very big fenced yard with my golden retriever, but we're trying just to take our three dogs that we already have, which is a German Shepherd and a Chihuahua, then the retriever. Not 23 old, two to three. I have a very nice guitar. I could have my older daughter

come there and check it out and sit on it because i know you said it wasn't very comfortable and bring whatever you bring whatever you think and might trade i'd give you the dragon and all of his stuff and i could give you this nice guitar i can think of anything else i'll give that to you also i'm a firearms instructor i could give your wife fire lessons. If you're not interested, I totally get it. That's fine. So what is she wanting? Amanda, this is just one of your characters. No, literally I read

this and I was like, hell yeah. She wants a couch. But instead of $20, she wants to give away a dog. A dog? A lizard? And she's a firearms. And his only response was... And a gun? Lessons. How to use it.

He literally was like, I said she could have the couch for $20. After all that... 20 bucks. Okay, do you need me to kill someone? I'll kill someone for you. After all that... But she said she can't spend money.

She sounds like she spent a lot of money on all these other things she has. Well, only $200 for the bearded dragon. I love when old people do voice to text. It's the funniest thing on the planet. And they love to just go off. My sister does it. But here's the thing.

She'll do it in public settings all the time. But she kind of tries to do it a little quiet. And you'll be having a conversation. Say you and me are having a conversation. She'll be like, hi, Amy. I love that that so much and i think that that is so sweet and i think that that is really cute we would love to have you over for dinner period i would also love to tell you that to bring that wine that you really enjoyed period and she tries to be like very asmr about it and i'm like just text it why not but also not voice memos? Do you guys use voice memos? I love voice memos.

I love a voice memo. Honestly I just don't know if they're aware of voice memos. A lot of people. I think that they just get used to it. Because it writes as text too. You're so right. The voice memo is righted as text so like why would I not? The funniest is whenever we have

a group chat and Angela sends voice text. That shit's so funny every time. Here's the thing. I sent her an audio message that was six minutes. I know that's kind of long. But in my world, it's not. Six is long. Oh, okay.

If that was a text, that'd be a book. I don't even want to know what people send me. What? My sister will send me like ten. No, never mind. No, no, no. You don't even. Please.

This is a very vulnerable episode for me. Okay. My sister will send me like 10 audios and they're all like an hour in total. Not each,

but in total. Does she, does she, does she have a therapist? No. And I respond, I respond two in long to in long ones too Our?

Not at a time Just call each other Just call Different coasts, man What? Different coasts No, that's bullshit Now that I'm looking at these

I'm like None of these None of these are crazy It's okay It's okay Okay, guys I found a Reddit called Long Island I love that It's okay Okay guys I found a reddit called Long Island I love that

It's just Long Island R slash Long Island First one Why is the bay yellow? And it's just a picture of the f***ing water Cause it's piss dude That is disgusting Yellow

That is disgusting Straight up Long Island Also Bald Eagle dines on Canada Goose on New South Road in Hicksville. 4-1. Clip in the link. The brother of my son captured this video. The area where this happened is completely industrial.

We happened to run an errand near the site the next day and went by to see the aftermath. It's a bald eagle eating a goose. Okay. This is Long Island. Here's another one. That's what's happening in Long Island. Here's another one. That's what's happening in Long Island. Uh-huh. This is Long

Island. Oh my god. Here's another one. Got yelled at by a neighbor. So, I was visiting a family in Hicksville. Lot of Hicksville stuff. This evening Where is Hicksville? In Long Island. Okay. Instead of pulling into the driveway, I parked across the street because it didn't make sense

to turn back and park in the house it was an empty street on both sides as soon as I got out of the car the neighbor on the side I parked on came out and started cursing at me saying why I was parking on his side when there are spaces on the other side is this a normal Long Island thing it's not like he owns the public

road I wasn't blocking his driveway either that's it all right here's another one that's such a real reddit post i can't believe the only i can't believe i'm the only one who thinks the roads here are horrible here's another one looking for curly perm salon stylist hi looking for a stylist or salon for a curly wave perm or color treated hair. Yes, I know there's damage there, etc. Totally aware.

But the right stylist can also sometimes take a healthy color treated hair and do a reasonable perm. If anyone has a place, please send pictures. Thank you. Oh, definitely. Where are the queer people in Long Island? Where are you and what do you do for fun? Yeah. And I did read a ton of the comments.

Tons of people are like, I'm queer. I'm here. I'm queer. Hello. Okay. But no one gave this person any. They don't want to meet. Yeah.

They're all just wandering. Turkey. Just like, we don't know where we're going. Yeah. That's Long Island for you. It's a bunch of queer people walking around. Turkey. Turkey spotted on Main Street.

Anyone else see this turkey? Welcome to Long Island. What's going on in Long Island? There's so many birds. Dude, I don't know. I got so many damn birds. There's so many birds and queer people. I'll do one last one from Boston because Selena's like, you have to do Boston.

I was like, you're so right. Aggressive billboard by Logan. Boston loves BJs. Wow. Holy shit, dude. Wow. Dude, I had so many subreddits on here. And here's the thing.

I know you guys are making fun of me. We're not. I'm just kidding. There's one called Sips Tea. Like I had so... Sips Tea is a good one. Oh, you've seen it? I've seen a lot of these.

Do some more. Do more. Okay. Random Victorian stuff. What? Subreddit. I don't know this one. Random Victorian stuff.

Okay. Swindles resulting from matrimonial ads 1901 this is an ad whoa found woman fickle wooed through matrimonial paper and now won't marry by special wire new albany july 28th john renderer of mass, Ohio, arrived in this city a few days ago with an expectation of marrying Mrs. Flora Cable, with whom he had become acquainted through a matrimonial paper. After his arrival here, Miss Cable declined to marry him unless he would rent a house and finally changed her mind altogether. Rendo complained to the police today and wanted to know what action he could take as he spent $40 for railroad fare and house rent and was advised to bring suit

charging breach of promise or fraud. Rendo claimed he had bought all his matrimonial correspondence to this city and that it had been destroyed by Miss Cable. He is 33 and a widower with several children. Mrs. Cable is 48 and has two daughters.

Wow. That's in the newspaper. Yeah. I'm imagining Gentleman Spencer reading that. Well, I put a gentleman's on here. Oh. This is a legit gentleman's supper, and this isn't even trying to be funny.

This is just what, it's in the cooking and housekeeping simplified in the newspaper gentlemen's supper yes as ladies this is like what they do for gentlemen's supper uh i wish i knew the date on this one it's fine as ladies entertain their intimates at luncheons so gentlemen delight in special suppers, fish suppers, game suppers, oyster suppers, or general entertainments where the menu embraces all the delicacies of the season. As the hostess never appears at these suppers, they can be made absolutely perfect if she is a good housewife. They may either be parties of invitation, the guest being notified three or four days in advance, or impromptu with the scope

of one's establishment permits a sudden accession in numbers. The hour chosen is generally late, after a card party or a visit to some place of amusement. The table appointments may be the same as for breakfast or luncheons, according to the service of tea and coffee or wine. There should always be black coffee served from the side table, some flowers and fruit, plenty of light, and wine at discretion, or claret or champagne cup in summer. The dishes suitable for gentlemen's suppers are hot and cold entrees, the latter being small and highly seasoned, plenty of relishes, salads with mayonnaise, shellfish and game of all kinds,

Welsh rabbits and other form of cheese, crackers, scalloped and deviled dishes, and a few sweets if the party is large. Unless the occasion is some special one, all formality of service is dispensed with, the dishes all being placed upon the table at the beginning of supper, the hot ones over-chafing dishes, and the attendants leaving the room after the first service. Malted beverage may be suitable for wine or tea, coffee and chocolate, used at the pleasure of the guests. Wow. That's a gentleman's supper.

That's too much. That was so much. Wow, what about just like a Trader Joe's mixed cheese and maybe some prosciutto? Yeah, that could have been that. But I love that intensity. Gentlemen's suppers are hours and hours and hours long. Oh my God, that's a whole day.

Yeah. Pretty cool. That's a lot. And this is a headshot in the Victorian time. Whoa. Okay. There you go. That hair is, it's voluminous.

I know you guys are very impressed. This is actress Maude Adams in 1900. Some different shots of her. Original headshot. Wow. This would have been you guys. Oh, I think I've seen that headshot in the Taco Bell on, never mind.

There used to, okay. Wow. There was a Taco Bell where there was tons of headshots inside. Oh, really? What? Actually, it's gone now. When I moved here in 2007, there was still so many headshots in every establishment.

Wait, why? And no one brings because you would. This was so fun for me. You would bring your headshot to an audition, but then if you didn't use it or if you had extras. You would give it to a Taco Bell? If everyone else has their headshots up there. It was like old headshots.

These were from like the 80s and 90s. So I think it was during an era where just like headshots were just everywhere. Oh, right. Okay. Of course. There's like old diners that have people's headshots in them. Headshots are everywhere.

Yeah. We should bring that back. That is awesome. That is awesome. We can start putting people's headshots all over. Oh my God. They have to be signed. Oh my God.

Or like a- Signed headshots. Oh, you could also do like a QR code on it. That's way too much. That's too... Then you can scan it on your phone and find their socials. No. Wow.

Well, guys, that's my first round. I probably just had a billion dollar idea and you guys are like, that's stupid. Wait, they have QR codes on things. On headshots that we put up around? A QR code on a headshot is actually a smart idea. I won't lie. You should do it. Yeah.

Or like, cast directors are going to start asking for that. Or like, for like dating purposes, if I'm like, ooh, I'm single, put my headshot up.

Your headshot is everywhere in every single restaurant. You have a QR code. Not every single restaurant, just the ones I frequent. Just on a, just on a light post somewhere, just like, date me.

Wait, when they click, when they click the QR code, what's the picture? Okay, no, there's a picture on the headshot that goes to either. It could go to my website or it could go to my Instagram or it could go to

like my link tree. Yeah. Or it could go to like a little article. Do you want to put one up here? A QR code? Yeah. Yes. We need to figure out the science of making a QR code for things.

And then we could put a QR code And then just have QR codes to dumb shit That's awesome So guys, what was your favorite one that I presented? The Victorian one was actually really cool Thank you That's a cool find Room corn, pretty great

Chance, what was your favorite one? I liked the room Great Well I had a really good time Amanda, what was your favorite one that you liked the room. Great. Well, I had a really good time. Amanda, what was your favorite one that you presented? All of them. I enjoyed all of them. Okay. Okay. Why women should

live longer? Very fun for me. No stupid questions. I also did one that I didn't get to. Sips tea. So fun. What's that about? It's just random ass shit. Okay. Like random like this parker time oh my god listen i don't give you gave me big spencer vibes just did i yeah that is

that's so stupid this is like the memes that you send me on Instagram. Oh, I thought you loved them. You're always laughing at them. Yeah, I'll ha-ha react to them, sure. So stupid. Listen, I'm cool in my own way. And let's just get this straight. I am cool as shit.

Yeah, so cool. So if you guys want me to do this again, you just let me know. Yes. Just get ready. Your baby's going to roast you way harder than we will. Guys, you just let me know. Just get ready. Your baby's going to roast you way harder than we will. Guys, it's fine. I get roasted really hard.

What? I didn't say this one. Anyways, those are my favorite subreddits. I think my favorite are choosing beggars because if you ever want to find character inspo, it is there. It is so funny to me. Also, Long Island just makes me laugh long island moose master coming up you're crying that was really funny which part all of it all of it yeah and that is why i did a successful my favorite reddits if the top you you did i did this you did this it's good. You guys like Parker time?

I thought that was so fun. That one was rough. Is it this? That killed me. No, it's that. No. Yes. Yeah.

Guys, put in the comments your favorite of mine that I chose. And let me know what you thought about it. But I think Tom Holland keeps his thumb out. Who's the better Spider-Man? that I chose. And let me know what you thought about it. But I think Tom Holland keeps his thumb out. Who's the better Spider-Man? That's a crazy question to throw at us right at the end here. It's the last question

and then we're gonna go home. Tom Holland does his own stunts. Whoa. You haven't seen... I have seen some of that. It's pretty... Yeah, you're right. I wanted to say...

Here's the thing. I wanted to say Tobey Maguire because it's like original. But I think it might be Tom Holland. Which, the only thing is that I think he's a little too hot to be Spider-Man. Oh, really? Yeah, Stan Lee even said that about Tobey Maguire originally.

He was like, he's too handsome. Oh, he needs to be like awkward. He needs to be awkward. So is Andrew Garfield the one? No, he's hot as fuck. Yeah, so none of them are the right Spider-Man. They're all Hollywood Spider-Man yeah

you guys didn't answer my question we have to go I don't know I think it depends on at what age you were when you saw saw it first you know like guys put in the comments your favorite Spider-Man we have to go now thanks for listening and we'll see you later.

Thanks for being here, Chance. Yeah, definitely comment about those things. Spider-Woman is my favorite Spider-Man. Nice. Oh, well done. Bye. All right, bye.