Smosh Mouth - #93 - Reading Brutal Movie Reviews

Episode Date: May 12, 2025

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I'm Shane. Hi, I'm Amanda. Leehan Canto. Full title. And here's Spencer, our favorite guy. Whoa. Whoa. Favorite guy.

I'm changing it up. I'm changing up my intros. You are changing it up. What do you usually say? Special guest. You were saying that for like 100 episodes. I know. What episode number is this?

Is it 103? Wait, we're not on 100 yet. We're not at 100 yet. I completely forgot. We have something special planned. Completely forgot. Someone did point out we are now past the amount of episodes we had on the original Smoshcast. Oh, yeah. Fuck that show. They never had me on.

Were you never on the show? They never had me on Well I didn't work here So you can't blame me They were pulling anyone Onto that show except for me They were like Oh that guy that walked

By the office one time Get him in here Oh no It's true They were afraid of what I might say It's true Whoa and look at us

We've brought you on so much And you've said really Fun things on here We're fearless on Smosh Mouth That's what people say They say it's the most Fearless podcast That exists We are It's a great shirt This was fact checked We're fearless on Smosh Mouth. That's what people say. They say it's the most fearless podcast that exists.

We are. This was fact-checked by real American patriots. Gross. We'll say anything on this show. Okay. You wanted to discuss something, Shane. So before we get, we're going to talk about movies today. Yeah, we are.

Because I've been laughing my ass off at Letterboxd reviews. And I pulled a bunch. LOL, man. But there's a serious discussion happening. By the time this episode airs, the discussion will be past its prime. But I feel like we need to address it because of a lot of things. You're scaring me. Particularly, look, you've got the portrait right behind you.

So gorillas are back online right now. Gorillas are back. What do you mean? Gorillas are back online right now. Gorillas are back. What do you mean? Gorillas are back. Have you ever seen Congo? Yeah. Haven't I? There's a very serious debate happening right now.

And before I give you any context, I'm going to have you answer. Who would win in a fight? A hundred men versus one silverback gorilla. Oh, yeah. Oh, God. This is gorilla. Oh yeah. Oh god. This is happening. Oh god. This is happening. This is happening for real.

Men just coming back and being like, I'm strong. This is a hundred random men. We don't get to pick the men. And there's no weapons. There's no weapons. Bare hands. 100% a silverback gorilla. Versus a hundred men. Yes. Fuck those guys. 100 men.

I'm pissed that men are even coming together and being like, hey, what do you guys think? Right, Spencer? That was what I thought at first. That was my initial thought. No, don't do this. I have been cooking on this for like a week. Yeah. Every man.

This is what every man's been thinking about. thought. I have been cooking on this for like a week. Realistically, it's been, realistically, it's only been a couple days since this discussion fully emerged, but because I've been thinking about strategies. I've been thinking about how we would do it. I don't like this. Yeah, no, and that's, I think, the ultimate thing is, I think

this is something that a lot of men, I think, enjoy thinking about. Just the sheer military strategy. What's your strategy? I don't want to get too graphic with it, but essentially you'd have to suffocate him. That is the strategy. That's the only... But it's pure numbers, and you would lose many men.

It would not be... Do you know who you're speaking to? Someone who will defend her life for these silverback gorillas. Oh, nobody's going to be happy. No, so that's the other thing I always want to preface this conversation with. This would be awful. This would be a tragedy for all involved, and I never want this to happen. I hope this situation does not occur.

Why are men randomly now bringing this up? I think it's a discussion a lot of like— I think it's a discussion we need to have. I think it's a discussion we need to have. Why are men randomly now bringing this up? I think it's a discussion a lot of like... I think it's a discussion we need to have. I think it's a discussion we need to have. Why? I brought up this all the time of like, if you put me in the octagon with any wild animal, I'm losing. I don't think I'm... There's not many animals,

but I think people often overestimate what a person could do. Now, a hundred men... The problem is, that has been brought up, is that gorillas, while so strong, so strong, their endurance is not infinite. So, you know, they're going to get tired out

from killing men. Have you guys seen Gladiator? You have to work together. So are these 100 men meeting? Are you guys having meeting times? If we all just get dropped in and there's no pre-planning. It's like the Batman thing. It's like, oh, could Batman beat him? It's like, with

prep time, yes. With prep time, Batman could beat him. But, and technically Batman, one of his, one of Batman's villains is a gorilla that's really smart. So. There's the theory that it's like Batman could beat any, it's not even a theory. I would say it's the truth. It's like Batman could beat anybody if given prep time.

Which Batman? Christian Bale? Ben Affleck? Yes. You think Ben Affleck? Actually, Ben Affleck's Batman is kind of OP. I won't lie to you. The only Batman-Ben Affleck piece of film I've seen was his brief appearance in Suicide Squad.

Got it. You haven't seen the full one. Unaliving Squad. Very good. in Suicide Squad. Got it. You haven't seen the full one. Unaliving Squad. Unaliving Squad. Yeah. Very good. But okay, that's a different discussion,

the Batman discussion. But I do agree. I think that the gorilla would get tired out. I do think you just have to dog pile him. Get on top. It'd be like in the second

Matrix movie, you know when all the Agent Smiths jump on Neo. Yeah, of course. It's exactly like that. I love that part. And then he goes, boom!

Neo did win that fight. I think that would happen the first time we dogpile him. The gorilla is going to do that. And we're all going to go flying. We all have to then regroup. And then we go slide back. We'd be like, more. Yeah.

I do think we're going to lose. The question is, how many men are you going to lose? And I think it's a lot. Oh. I don't think you guys are going to succeed. 30 guys. My favorite discussion topic has been like, hey, we might win, but what that gorilla is going to do to the first guy?

We're going to know about, we're going to hear about that for centuries. The first guy is going to go, he's going to look around and go, ah, and the gorilla is going to go, and he's going to go to his crumbled body. That's my fear is the psychological aspect is the problem because you need to hope that in the 100 guys that you have like 5 to 10 guys who are so egotistical or so out of their mind that they're going to charge and start this. Of course. Because if we hesitate and that gorilla gets a chance to take people one on one we're going to lose a lot more guys I'm telling you I think it's going to be more than 5 to 10 egotistical guys I think it's going to be

50 guys who are like I am going to take this gorilla then I think our chances are much better because we got to get on top of him I want to emphasize again I want no part of this that this actually happens I hope this never happens oh I don't like this.

People have been making the joke of like, if Mr. Beast hears about this, he's gone. He already said something about it. He's like, let me work on this. No, don't let him cook. Don't let him cook at all. Honestly, you throw Mr. Beast in like that. Here's the thing. I think if you guys were thrown into like a coliseum with a silverback

gorilla, I would hope that you wouldn't. I would hope that it would be against your will. I don't know why that makes me feel better. The context of this is, it's not like 100 guys signed up for this. It's like, what would happen if 100 guys and a gorilla were in the same room and they could only leave once one of them was dead?

I think, here's the thing, I think you could easily get 100 guys to sign up for this. I kind of agree. Absolutely. Actually, I went backwards. I think you could easily get 100 guys to sign up for this. I kind of agree. Actually, I went backwards. I'm like, wait a second. No, this is actually probably could be a thing. I don't want it to happen.

So neither of you guys have seen Congo. I don't know what Congo is. It's the movie where- Is there an old school movie? It's like a 90s movie where they go into the Congo and there's like the evil gorillas. Oh, I don't think I know this one. Maybe I have. Who's in it? Ernie Hudson. Should I Letterboxd review it? Tim Curry's in it. What is he doing in it? It does

break my heart. The discussion breaks my heart because gorillas, I think, are very silly. Oh, they're ultimately the silliest guys. And like, truthfully, gorillas aren't like vicious animals. Now, chimpanzees. Chimpanzees, nightmare fuel. Now, chimpanzees. Oh, well, Koba. Chimpanzees, nightmare fuel.

I did see someone bring up the debate of, like, okay, your entire friend group versus a chimpanzee. I'm like, you're losing that. Yeah. You need way more than ten guys. I would run. Yeah. I would trip someone else and then run. Okay. Find yourself someone that looks at you the way Dr. Peter Elliott looks at Amy, the talking

gorilla. Amy was the talking gorilla. Is one of the reviews from Congo. Wow. Ernie Hudson jumps out of a plane while hugging a talking gorilla. Yes. God, I got to see this movie. Amy is the talking gorilla and they bring her to the Congo rainforest.

Like an expedition goes missing in the Congo. It's based on a Michael Crichton book. It's pretty silly. It's got Bruce missing in the Congo. It's based on a Michael Crichton book. It's pretty silly. It's got Bruce Campbell in the beginning. The movie is just okay, but I would take a bullet for Amy the gorilla. So the gorilla does sign language. It does sign language, but she's got kind of a translator on, so it will translate her movements into speech. I think I need to watch this.

Do you remember there was another gorilla movie? Mighty Joe Young. Thank you so much for being incredible. There's our YouTube short. Thank you so much. There was only one other gorilla movie in the 90s. There's only oh so many people I can go, do you remember that movie and have them both say it at the same time?

It's like gorilla movies. It's like you have King Kong. You have the Peter Jackson King Kong. You have Mighty Joe Young. You have Kongo. Charlize have the Peter Jackson King Kong, you have Mighty Joe Young, you have Kongo. Charlize Theron and Bill Paxton, right? Mighty Joe Young? Is Bill Paxton in it? I'm pretty sure. It might be Bill Pullman.

No. I will say, did you guys ever see George of the Jungle? Yeah, of course. Remember John Cleese as the gorilla? No. Well, John Cleese as the gorilla. It's a great movie. There's the other gorilla movie. Yeah. George of the Jungle was absolutely.

We also like Greystoke. Nobody knows what that is. Oh, okay. See? Bill Paxton. You're right. Okay. Mighty Joe Young, Bill Paxton.

Look at, God, that age gap is probably crazy. You think? No, I think they were pretty much the same age. Charlize Theron is probably like. No, she looks young. She looks young. She's probably 23. That's my, that uh the age gap in

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Look, good people of Letterboxd, if you're watching, fix your interface, bro. I don't know how to search for shit on there. I don't either. You have to do members or HQs. So, by the way,

Letterboxd is an app. It's like a social media app, but it's all about movies and reviewing movies. But it kind of works a little like social media because you can follow people. Yeah. See what they're watching. You can have, there's reviews, movies. But it kind of works a little like social media because you can follow people. See what they're watching.

There's reviews and then you can kind of review reviews. You can leave comments on people's reviews. And you're not there. I don't know where you are. I don't know where you are. I really like it because I do like seeing what movies my friends are watching. That's true. So that I can kind of be like

oh, I saw you watched blah blah blah. What did you think? Oh, that's true. So that I can kind of be like oh like I saw you watched blah blah blah like what'd you think? Oh that's true. It's usually like a conversation starter. Yeah and it also shows what movies are popular and it's not just what's out. It's like if there's a re-release or if a movie's just kind of trending like the prequels are kind of

being talked about right now. There is a movie trending right now that all the girlies are watching. There's a movie that got re-released in theaters, Pride and Prejudice. Did you go? I was just with Morgan from Two Hot Takes, and we talked about it for probably 30 minutes. I haven't gone because I just re-watched it streaming

just because it's my yearly thing that I do. I've never seen it. What the hell is wrong with you? I know that's a big one. What? Because I know people say that that shit is next level you need to get in your car and you need to go home right meow because it is so good

you guys like that pretty cool millennial shit you didn't just right meow you need to right meow go home right meow right meow you hold up your finger and there's a mustache drawn on it right meow you need to go home right meow I must me you hold up your finger and there's a mustache drawn on it right now you need to go home right now i must ask you a question no pride and prejudice uh okay it is

it is the best fucking movie ever is it one of your favorite movies it's one of my favorite movies of all time okay a lot of women will say this it is such a classic, good movie, incredible music. I literally listened to the soundtrack. It has a 4.1 on Letterboxd. Well, I looked up some reviews on Letterboxd for Pride and Prejudice. Five stars, I'm gonna die alone. With that attitude.

So that's one. Me reviewing any movie. Get a dialogue. And then four stars. And if you haven't watched this, you won't get this. I know Pride and Prejudice, though. Listen to me. Four stars.

My English literature teacher once said that the hand flex shot is one of the greatest shots in cinema history. She was so real for that. Do you know which one I'm talking about? I don't know that. Okay. But I know the plot of Pride and Prejudice. She was so real for that. Do you know which one I'm talking about? I don't know that. Okay. But I know the plot of Pride and Prejudice. I know Mr. Darcy. No, Mr. Darcy, apparently it's an improvised scene.

He literally, so him and Keira Knightley have this tension going through. Yeah, the guy from Succession, which kills me because it's like, I don't want to picture that. Mr. Darcy, very sexy. Don't think Succession, don't even go there. He is like lifting Keira Knightley into the carriage. Yes.

And they're tense. They're very tense or whatever. None of them will admit anything. And he lifts her hand. And then there's just one shot of him walking back. And he goes like this with his hand. Because he touched her hand. Oh.

Romance. Yeah, that's. God, I hate you both You guys suck Terminator 2 and he's like I won't kill anyone Then he shoots the guard like three times in the leg I love Terminator 2 too you guys The top comment on Pride and Prejudice

It's five stars and it just says The hand flex, the hand flex, the hand flex The hand flex, the hand flex and that goes on forever Honestly Shane I think that you will Literally, literally love it Oh I'm sure I'll love it. You've seen it. I think I was a little young.

I think I saw it kind of. Mighty Joe Young. I saw it in like high school. I was like, yeah, I'm not really like I'm trying to see. I'm trying to see V for Vendetta for like the fifth time. Fuck yeah, bro. V for Vendetta is an excellent movie. Natalie Portman with a Shaved Head is just hot.

That is a chosen ass movie. It is so good. That movie like shifted the way I thought for like, we came out of V for Vendetta, me and my friends in like eighth grade or whatever, we were like, bro. No. What the fuck?

That's what I was, the most chosen thought that I had watching V for Vendetta because this isn't like a huge, this is a spoiler, but not gonna ruin the movie. I'm just like, yeah, if I was on fire, I would just stand and take it too. Because that would be so badass if you're just on fire and just like, whatever. I think we should warn viewers that there might be some spoilers in this episode.

I'm not going to spoil movies. I'm not going to spoil ends or anything. That's not going to spoil V for Vendetta. Did you see that director's other movie, Atonement? Stop. Atonement's incredible. Atonement is literally on my list of movies. I have watched Atonement, and I've read the book, and it's amazing.

No. No. No. No? Atonement is the top of my list under bad. What? I don't care. I don't care. I don't care.

Don't lift up this table. You think A Total is a bad movie. That movie, here's the thing. As a movie, it's gorgeous, beautiful, excellent actors. As a person watching it, I would rather be buried in the ground than watch it again. I'm so sorry.

It's pretty devastating. It is the saddest. Siria Ronan, incredible. Incredible. Keira Knightley, she plays a little fucking shit. She plays a little shit. And I just, it's so upsetting. I think it's because all my, my mom and my

sister, we had like a date in New York when we were younger, and my mom was like, and we're gonna go see Atonement. And we were like, ooh, yay! And you left the theater. Depressing as fuck. It is depressing. A movie with a fuck you ending, a depressing one. Did you guys ever see Pay It Forward? Yeah, of course. You were talking

about this the other day! We were talking about this the other day. Isn't that Helen Hunt? Pay It Forward. Spoilers for Pay It. It's Kevin Spacey as the guy with the burnt face. I think it's Helen Hunt. And then it's Haley Jo Osmond. Yes, it is. Yes, it is. And the whole movie, it's like him

kind of like, you know, it's him paying it forward. It's him kind of like, you know, reestablishing growth in the community. Generosity. Then at the end, just gets stabbed. Just gets stabbed and dies. It's not a movie that I feel like, oh, you gotta see that movie. But it is just like

here's this kid. He's so sweet that he's inspiring everyone. And at the end, that I feel like, oh, you got to see that movie. But it is just like, here's this kid. He's so sweet that he's inspiring everyone. And at the end, it's just like, yeah, he got stabbed and died. This poor, Haley Joel Osment. I mean, Sixth Sense, this. He was fine in Sixth Sense. No, he was so good. But like the trauma around his movies.

Until he got stabbed at the end. Yeah, but I mean like, but he made it out of Sixth Sense like okay. Like he made it out unscathed. He makes it. Bruce Willis. Bruce Willis, unfortunately. And that, don't you dare say anything else, because that's a spoiler. It's one of my favorite movies.

What, you never heard Jizz in My Pants? What? When Bruce Willis was dead at the end of Sixth Sense. And I jizzed in my pants. What are you talking about? It's the Lonely Island song. It was a really popular song. And you did it again.

That fucking killed James. You said something worse than me. You did it again. I don't remember that Lonely Island song. Atonement, you hated that so much. You listed that under bad. Here's my bad movies. I didn't know we were supposed to have a list.

You probably know your bad. You weren't in the meeting. We could just talk about Joe Wright movies the whole time. We could talk about Hannah. Remember that movie? Of course. Hannah without the H at the end. They made a whole show about it. I didn't watch it.

Hannah's good. It's actually pretty good. The show's really good. The music in the Hannah movie was fun. And that's Saoirse Ronan. So I guess he just loves Saoirse Ronan. My bad movies, like, so here's the two worst movie experiences I've had in theaters. Tell me.

But I do not go to movies if I think they're going to be bad. Honestly, yeah. I'm not a fan. I don't either. I'm not a bad movie person for theaters. For theaters? For home streaming? Done and done.

Fine. Until there was like a moment, because my best friend worked at the movie theater we were in high school So we would see everything and there was a moment and I think it was seeing GI Joe in theaters I was like hot movie. I was like anymore. I was like I no longer need to see You're thinking Which I get hey Jackie is actually based on G.I. Joe G.I. Joe was guys No I know that

G.I. Joe's is those I don't think I remember the movie G.I. Joe It was really bad but that was I think I saw that movie and I was like wait I don't have to see like everything in the theater I think that was like a very An important moment where I was like This actually actively wasted my time

Yeah I feel that Have you walked out of a movie? an important moment where I was like this actually actively wasted my time yeah no I I feel that have you walked out of a movie did you walk out of we walked out of um it wasn't barnyard but it was like one of those it was like hoodwinked or something like that I think I also walked out of um

what was the movie it was um John Heater and Billy Bob Thornton. Monster's Paw? No. John Heater? John Heater from Napoleon Dynamite. Oh, God.

School for Scoundrels. School for Scoundrels. I think I walked out of School for Scoundrels. I walked out of one movie movie and it was Cop Out, a Kevin Smith movie. It's Bruce Willis and Tracy Morgan. That movie was so bad

that I truly, like my buddy and I were like, let's go. Yeah. And we had luckily, we had gone to a theater where we were able to get in for free.

Yeah. I don't watch those type of movies. I found two reviews on Letterboxd for it and they seemed to agree. Someone just said, nah, and gave it a half a star. And then someone left a review for Cop Out saying,

it's a slept on bit of trivia that this is actually the longest movie ever made. One and a half stars. I think Kevin Smith has come out and been like, this is one of the worst movies ever made. I did not realize it was Kevin Smith. The cover alone is the type of movies I cannot watch. They just were like, we're going to make money. I can't get through those type of movies.

I struggle with them so hard. I don't love strong formulaic movies. And this just felt like. Buddy duos? It just felt bad. They've got to be good. I love a good buddy cop movie. Me too.

Oh, me too. But they've got to be fucking good. Yeah. They've got to be good. The other, and I'm so glad we're past this era, I worry it's going to come back, but I,

do you remember the era when it was like, so we started with Scary Movie, and Scary Movie rocked, love Scary Movie, and all those Scary Movies, I've only seen the first one, what, they get so good,

they get, dude, once they bring in, like the airplane, naked gun guys, I know, because naked, like Scary Movie 1, not a fan, Scary Movie 2, it's better, They get so good. Dude, once they bring in the airplane naked gun guys. Yes. Because Scary Movie 1, not a fan. Scary Movie 2, it's better.

So good. Scary Movie 3, holy fuck, dude. Which one's, is that my hand? That's two. That's my strong hand. That's two. I forget what three is. What three is?

Three is where she. Is that Leslie Nielsen? Yeah. Wow. From Naked Gun. Three is when they start bringing in Leslie Nielsen. Okay. I'll watch them.

Naked Gun was one of my favorites. Three is like the ring. Oh, where it's like, bitch, get this water all over my floor. Cindy. And she's like beating her up. It's like one of the two movies Keith has seen. And he quotes all the time. Oh, yeah.

He loves it. But so those, the scary movies were so successful. They started being like, let's just make a ton of these types of date movie. So they started. They made date movie. They made disaster movie. Yeah. Yeah.

Movie 43. Epic movie. Yeah. Movie 43 is an acid trip. My sister loves that movie. But I did have a knockout. The knockout. Oh, my God.

Yeah. I would only want to go see good movies or movies that I knew were going to make it. They should make a parody. But disaster movie. And then one's just good movie. Good movie. But I had a group of friends who would want to go see movies all the time

and they always picked the worst movies. And what sucked is they weren't picking it ironically. Gotta leave those friends. Like they were like, oh, this looks, they were like, let's go see Epic movie. It looks so funny. No. And I was like, really? What was the one that, oh, superhero movie was the one

with uh drake bell oh god didn't watch but i went and saw epic movie and i don't remember much of it because it's not even a movie it's not epic it's just a series of stupid gags and yeah like baseline jokes but i found some reviews of it someone said said this cost $20 million to make, half a star. Someone left a review for Epic Movies saying, fuck off, half a star. Lastly, someone said, more like funny fucking movie, four stars. Okay. Someone liked it. Dude.

Which is crazy. I will say, after Scary Movie, I was like, I can't, guys. I can't go down this journey of these fake movies. I will say, after Scary Movie, I was like, I can't, guys. I can't go down this journey of these fake movies. I will say, though, Movie 43. My sister's the type of person who rewatches movies constantly. I do, too, but to the point where it's like, I... It gets to a point. But Movie 43 is a series of short movies.

With some top, tier-talented actors. It was Hugh Jackman. Yeah, and what's his name? Kate Winslet, I think. Yeah, it's got a lot of A-list. And Anna Faris, and when she was married to Chris Pratt. A bunch of A-list celebrities in this weird collection of short

movies, but apparently it's so bad. It's actually really funny and bad at the same time, so it's hard to watch. Didn't the Farley Brothers do one of the segments? I think it was different directors per segment. So my mom went to. Didn't the Farley Brothers do like one of the segments? Like I think it was different directors per segment. So my mom went to high school with the Farley Brothers.

What? She brings it up all the time. That's fucking funny. She went to high school with the Farley Brothers and they always put, so I got really into the Farley Brothers growing up.

Hey, their first like five or six movies. There's something about Mary. Yeah, Dumb and Dumber. Dumb and Dumber. Oh my God. It's one of my faves. Have you rewatched

or something about Mary? Yeah, we watched it and dumber oh my god it's one of my how do you rewatch there's something about Mary yeah we watched it and I was like damn okay I fucking love that movie I love that movie too but when he has his braces oh yeah thanks tiller man no any comedy you watch from the 90s you're gonna have a couple moments

in the in the movie where you're like whoa which brings me to my next letterbox review. AKA all of me, myself, and Irene. Yeah. And. Stuck on you. And the one that you and me talk about, Drop Dead Gorgeous,

which I'm going to tell you right now. I've not seen it still. It is so. So funny. It's so funny, but it doesn't hold up well. No. I looked up one review. Five stars.

When they wheel the former queen around the stage, I always lose it. I think I looked up the reviews for Drop Dead Gorgeous, and someone said it's so bad for feminism, but it's so funny that I love it. It's actually freaking hilarious. It's an ensemble cast of the best. It's Kirsten Dunst. It's Brittany Murphy. It's Amy Adams. It's an ensemble cast of like the best. It's Kirsten Dunst. It's Brittany Murphy. It's Amy Adams.

It's Denise Richards. Denise Richards. Kirstie Alley. Kirstie Alley. Who's the lady you know? Frau Forbisno. Mindy Sterling. Mindy Sterling is fucking.

I don't know where they get this. I don't know where they get this. Mount Roleth. American Team Princess. And it's literally the. It's the perfect movie. And then it just gets so. One of the judges with the video camera,

just gonna go film the girls. Just gonna go watch the girls. Will Sasso? Will Sasso. Will Sasso's the best. He plays, yeah. Yeah, I love him. We don't have to go into it, but hey.

The last review that I put in is five stars, Jesus loves winners. Jesus loves winners. That's like the slogan in there. No, Denise Richards is like, she plays this super conservative family that kind of runs the town informally. So good.

It's, yeah. Oh, Tammy. You're Tammy. Tammy. Oh my god, Tammy. You just have to watch it. I'll add it to the list. I think Shane's gonna watch it and be like, what the hell? I would be surprised if you didn't find it funny. Okay.

I'll check it out. So bad. There's a few Amanda movies I need to watch because that, it's drop dead gorgeous, but it's also, what's the one with Meryl Streep? Oh, River Wild? No. I wore that t-shirt the other day. No.

I literally wore that t-shirt the other day. I think it's Jack Nicholson, Meryl Streep. It's like a witch. Witches of Eastwick? Is it Witches of Eastwick? I think that's. Iron Week? No, I thought it was like.

It's not Death Becomes Her, is it? Death Becomes Her. Oh, Jack Nicholson's not in that. It's Bruce Willis. It's Bruce Willis. Okay. Death Becomes Her. Death Becomes Her.

I didn't see it until a couple, like probably a couple months ago. It's kooky. It's incredible. It's Robert Zemeckis, like, firing on all cylinders. Okay. And they're doing a musical. I think the musical's happening in Chicago and maybe New York. Wow.

But Meryl Streep, like, she's a dramatic actor, but she's so good at comedy. Oh, yeah. Dude, her and Goldie Hawn are, like, eating in that movie. Oh, my God. Goldie Hawn is incredible. She's really funny. And Witches of Eastwick is Michelle Pfeiffer, Meryl Streep, and Cher. And Jack Nicholson.

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I will say I put in one of my favorite 90s movies, What Lies Beneath. Yeah, I was scarred by the trailer for that. Have you seen the movie? I think that's Robert Zemeckis, too. No, that's... I think you might be right. It's Michelle Pfeiffer.

I had the ending of that spoiled because my mom wasemeckis too. No, that's... I think you might be right. It's Michelle Pfeiffer. I had the ending of that spoiled because my mom was watching it one day. No! And I walked out as the ending was happening. But the ending made me go like, this is sick, I should watch this movie. It's Robert Zemeckis! Wow, you clocked it.

It's Robert Zemeckis, and one of the reviews is three stars. I bet wine moms went crazy over this back in 2000. My mom fucking loved that movie. Are you a wine drinker? You're a wine. Yeah. You are future.

I mean, not now. I'm going to get you a shirt that says future. Yeah, yeah. I was a wine mom at like 22. What movie are you going to show your kid first? Ooh, wow. Well, definitely not What Lies Beneath. A little spooky.

Are you putting the headphones on your belly and just playing stuff for them? I haven't yet, but I should. I will play Hardcore Techno, though. This is Pride and Prejudice. That's funny. I don't know what first movie. This one's Pride and Prejudice. They wouldn't understand Pride and Prejudice yet.

Yeah, not until they're older. They wouldn't get it. Maybe Double Jeopardy. Pride and Pregnant, am I right? Junior. Get out of here, right meow. Get out of here, right meow. Oh yeah am I right? Junior. Get out of here, right meow. Get out of here, right meow. Oh yeah, we could play Junior,

which no one talks about that movie because Arnold Schwarzenegger is pregnant. They got him boy pregnant. That's the first Mpreg movie. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I forget that that movie exists sometimes. And I truly have moments where I'm like was that a Berenstain Bears thing where I

thought that movie existed and it didn't so I thought that that and Twins were like the same movie as a kid because I've never seen either and to me they're just like that and like Kindergarten Cop like as a kid they were all kind of the same movie

Jingle All The Way was the one that I did see as a kid. That and Jungle to Jungle. Jungle to Jungle, Tim Allen. Yeah. He did so many movies. Jungle to Jungle, the mom. Fish Sticks.

Do you remember that scene? So I don't remember Jungle to Jungle. It was me and my sister's like face. It's one of those that I've seen a hundred times. Have you ever seen Galaxy Quest? Of course I've seen quest of course that movie's that movie's galaxy quest severus snape actor galaxy quest is so good and sigourney weaver's in that jude she's so hot in that movie she is actually it's it's it's insane calm down it's insane it's fully it's fully insane jesus christ you guys okay relax um i i was loving these Letterboxd reviews

Sam Rockwell in that movie Guy Him and White Lotus That was crazy Well okay stop You're gonna shame us for Sigourney Weaver No I wasn't gonna shame you it's all good Anyways I was looking up on Letterboxd

Just a bunch of reviews for my favorite movies. And just random movies. Could we look at the ones for the Smosh movies? I did. Okay, but I want to hear your faves. We'll get to Smosh the movie soon. So my faves are a few of them. Raiders of the Lost Ark.

Someone left a review. He really raided the fuck out of those arcs, huh? Four stars. Four stars? Four stars. I was like, come on, give it five. someone left a review he really rated the fuck out of those arcs four stars four stars four stars I was like come on give it five some guy named Joe gave it five stars that French dude totally eats a fly like it just crawls right into his mouth and he acts like nothing happened

more hardcore than Temple of Doom so there is actually a story to that for anyone who's seen Raiders of the Lost Ark there there's a part where an actor, the main villain, they're outside and a fly just lands on his mouth and just crawls into his mouth. Yes! So it's not real. They cut, well, it crawls on his mouth and then it flew away, but they cut it out of the fly flying away so that it looks like it goes into his mouth. To make him creepier.

To make him, because at that point, he's been fully corrupted by the power of the Ark. It was kind of like the explanation that was given. That's cool. I love trivia like that. That's so cool. I love that movie.

I'm a big indie head. Yeah. You and I are big. We are both big indie heads. I'm a big indie head. It's like Star Wars versus Indiana Jones. We're taking Indiana Jones every time. I will say I never went down the Indiana Jones path really that much at all.

But Star Wars, obsessed. You're obsessed with Star Wars. Yeah, my grandmother had all the VHSs. So we watched all of them. I want to talk about. But I didn't know the fucking place where. Tatooine? I was like, where the fucking place where. Tatooine. I was like, where the fuck?

What's Tatooine? Chance and I had a great riff on gentrified Tatooine. Chance was like, they have a shake shack there. They have a shake shack. Little details that I don't remember. It's so funny. We'll talk about Star Wars in a second. Because that's.

Is there a more heated debate amongst the movie genre than Star Wars movies? What, about Hayden Christensen being Anakin? Just Star Wars. I feel like if you talk about Star Wars movies, that's the most heated movie discussion can get. Absolutely. I think it's because of the Star Wars world. I mean, that's still happening currently. I think people get really upset about which one's their favorite, which one's...

I think there's a large group of people who think there's one or two movies that are like really bad that they didn't enjoy that because like you think about it you're like picturing the story and when they cast it that's the hardest part totally casting can make people really upset which I get it's it's I think to me Star Wars just means so many different things to so many different people yeah so you're never gonna you're always gonna piss people off. You're never gonna make everyone happy. But when it hits.

When it hits, it hits. It hits. We'll get back to that in a second. Some others I have, Before Sunrise. The Before trilogy is one of my favorites. I've never seen them. And it's one of those things where I'm like, I have to, you haven't?

No. But don't you feel like I got it? Right? They're so good. Ethan Hawke. So Richard Linklater is the director and he does a lot of experimental very like subtle things. Boyhood. Boyhood. But the Before Trilogy is his best work, I think.

I need to. No, he does have School of Rock which is badass. Wait, I thought Mike White did School of Rock. He wrote it. He wrote it. But Richard Linklater directed it, which is very funny when you watch all of his other stuff. He does like, he did like, but what's a, did he do the animated one with Keanu Reeves? I don't know.

Sausage Party. Sausage Party. Anyways, before, the premise of Before Sunrise is these two people are in Europe and they meet on a train. They get stuck overnight at this place. So the whole movie takes place over the course of one night. Just one night.

And then the second movie takes place. It was filmed nine years later. It takes place nine years later. And once again, you just see them for literally two hours. And the movie takes place over the course it's just two hours of them talking and the next movie is nine years after that and it's once again these same two people nine years later talking

for just two hours so every movie is just very slice of life but you're seeing different parts of their life and it's really really well done but I found two comments someone said I don't think I've had a real conversation before five stars

someone else someone else said this is how some of y'all think you talk four and a half stars that is so true the dialogue is so good and it's so like subtle and like everyone's just like so in it it's very poetic it's very romantic

um and then um I in it. It's very poetic. It's very romantic. And then I put Forrest Gump as another one of my favorites. That's a very cheesy favorite. Robert Zemeckis. Wait, really? I think so. Maybe a huge lie. He won an Oscar for that. Tom Hanks.

I loved it as a kid because it's such a folk tale type movie. It's very unrealistic. It's very unrealistic. It's very silly. But someone said, I don't think this movie is as confused as people claim. The message is pretty simple. Jenny hates her country, protests it, and is punished for it. Lieutenant Dan believes in it and is willing to die for his country, and his country doesn't care at all.

You've got to be a stupid idiot who never questions anything, who falls in line working for the system, and only then will you be rewarded. But what about Bubba, you might ask? Edit and be white. And I was like, okay. Fair criticism. That's a wild take.

Someone else said Tom Hanks got to have one of the top five foreheads in Hollywood. Five stars. I mean, that's a very quotable movie, too. There was a lot of criticism of the movie about it being just propaganda. And I was like, okay, fair. I'm not gonna... For me, that movie was never...

I think I was too young to think about it as propaganda. I think I was too young. I think it... Not to get too... I think it does so much that it never feels like a celebration of America in a way where it presents it as like, because, I mean, it shows the Vietnam War, like how much it ruined that whole generation. While also showing like, hey, if you like stood up against it, it also ruined you. But I mean, like, I guess that's where it's like, hey, if you fall in line, you. But I mean, I guess it's like if that's the message you fall in line you but I mean I guess it's not like it's like if that's

the message you take away I don't know if I would sure yeah that's not the message I took away I don't think I did either but um it was interesting interesting I just thought he was really good at ping pong he was just really that's the thing if you're really good at ping pong you're gonna get through life to me it was like I hate to say but it's like it's

just kind of showing American history through like a certain person's eye right na yeah come on come on um and then i wrote dumb and dumber back to okay fairly so because that's like my family that's like my family's comedy movie yeah we quote that ours was ace ventura ours was ace ventura mine too um but tons of bad tons or tons of great reviews and it was just people quoting it, right? Of course. And there was one bad review that I saw and it was just I look around at all the four and five star reviews

and I feel I'm on a different planet. You are on a different planet. This is the thing though, I want to bring this up. When it comes to comedies, I feel like if you watch it in the right time and place it's going to be your favorite comedy. You cannot, you cannot show someone a classic. Like, I'm a little bit worried that you're going to watch Drop Dead Gorgeous.

It's fine. I think you'll be fine. I think you'll be fine. But, like, you cannot show someone a classic years later. It has to be, like, in the time. You've got to be in the right time and place for it. I remember even showing a friend Dumb and Dumber in college. And I was like, oh, like, I see.

It was way, like, broader than I remember, I guess, in a college, and I was like, oh, like, I see, it was way, like, broader than I remember, I guess, in a way where I was like, oh, like, they really are, like, I mean, there's a scene where he's, like, pooping for, like, you know, it's just like, yeah, like, this, yeah, I mean, yeah, like, I love that movie, but it's like, I see how if you're watching it for the first time, it's like, yeah, there's. It's nostalgic for us to re-watch it, you know?

Like, also, that was Jim Carrey in his prime. That's when he did so many movies. It's like that, The Mask, and Ace Ventura within a year. I will say, I re-watched The Mask. It still holds up. Oh, The Mask holds up. It is so good. That movie's incredible. I re-watched The Mask, and I was thinking, I feel like it could have gone

to me, it was the weakest of those three to me. Interesting. But like it's still, well I also recently read a comic. I recently read the comic. Well the comic is like viciously violent. And I think that's kind of

what like it felt really toned down for the That's because they probably wanted like kids to be able to watch it. Oh absolutely. And as a kid I loved The Mask. It's a wild choice wanted kids to be able to watch it. Oh, absolutely. And as a kid, I loved The Mask. It's a wild choice to turn that comic into a kids movie. Yeah. I kind of agree.

Because the comic is very adult. Wild. There is one Jim Carrey movie that still haunts me to this day that I don't need to ever rewatch. The Majestic. I was going to say Man on the Moon. Larry the Cable Guy. What?

My parents wouldn't let me see that one. I don't know what it does. It haunts me. You mean The Cable Man. You said Larry the Cable Guy. What? My parents wouldn't let me see that one. I don't know what it does. Do you mean the Cable Man? You said Larry the Cable Guy. Oh, wait. Not Larry the Cable Guy. You just mean the Cable Guy. You mean the Cable Guy.

With Matt Barrett. Because, wait. Isn't his name Larry the Cable Guy? No, no. You're thinking of Mater. What the hell? You're thinking of Mater. You're thinking of Mater from Cars.

No. No. I hate when my brain crosses over and makes it real. It crossed over so much that I didn't clock it. I'm sitting here like, Larry the Cable Guy? from Cars. No, I hate when my brain crosses over and makes it real. It crossed over so much that I didn't clock it. I'm sitting here like Larry the Cable Guy. My brain does that and I can't stand it. That movie is really

The Cable Guy. That movie is really good. It's also got Jack Black in it. Whoa, early Jack Black. Did Ben Stiller direct that? I don't know, but he's an excellent director. He did direct it. Oh my God, I've been calling it Larry the Cable Guy a lot. There's a part.

Succession and Severance and the Cable Guy. And the Cable Guy. It is Ben Stiller. But I laugh really hard when they're at Medieval Times. That scene is really funny. Well, I won't watch it with you because I never want to see it again. Speaking of bugs, there's an incredible shot where he's on the phone with Matthew Broderick. And the whole premise of it is that he's a cable guy who comes over to Matthew Broderick's to fix his cable and then becomes obsessed with Matthew Broderick.

Obsessed. And wants to be his friend. Yeah. So bad that he's like. It's like single white female but different. But it is actually terrifying. It's a scary, scary comedy. Very similar to Severance.

Scary. But there's a part where Jim Carrey's on the phone with him and he's just like talking in his like crazy Jim Carrey way and a real spider crawls across Jim Carrey's face and it's so good. It was fake. And it was not real. Was it real? Yeah, I think it's gotta be real. It was the arc it corrupted him. Unless I'm making that up in my

head but I'm pretty sure that's a scene. That sounds like a, there was so there was that movie of Jim Carrey that I wasn't allowed to watch. And then I wasn't allowed to watch. So I married an ax murderer. Oh, that movie rocks. Mike Myers. But I was watching like every other Mike Myers movie.

I was like, well, I love Wayne's World. I love Shrek and Austin Powers. It's a bit of a scary movie, I guess. So I married an ax murderer. I guess. And that was kind of the movie my parents were like, oh, we're not going to get that one. It's another one where I wonder if I rewatched it now if it would be as good.

But it's so near and dear to my heart, and that's another one that my family loves. We quote it. What's that amazing actor? She's British. She's in so much. I think her name's Fiona. She was in the most recent True Detective. She was in Killing Eve. we've already marked this

bingo spot of you being like who's that actor damn it you know it's like the fifth time she has a role and so i married your ex murderer and it made me and my sisters cry laughing killing zo or zoe killing eve killing eve oh killing fiona shaw fiona shaw this woman she's in so i married Killing Eve. Killing Eve. Oh, Killing Eve. Fiona Shaw. Fiona Shaw. This woman. She's in So I Married an Axe Murderer. Oh, you're saying about the Mrs. Dudley. Yeah. And she's all like super flirty. And I still remember her in that. Mrs. Dursley from Harry Potter?

Yeah. I'm pretty sure that's her. That's her. Yeah. She's an incredible actress. But she's in So I Married an Axe Murderer. And it is the funniest. I didn't realize she was in that.

Yeah. Moving on, what do you guys think? I think there's a movie opinion that I think is, there's a clear answer. What is the greatest movie trilogy ever made? It's obvious. There's one answer. Lord of the Rings? Yeah, it's Lord of the Rings.

Return of the King is the best one. Do you have a different opinion? Do you think there's a trilogy that's better than Lord of the Rings? Yeah, it's Lord of the Rings. Return of the King is the best one. Do you have a different opinion? Do you think there's a trilogy that's better than Lord of the Rings? It's not The Matrix because The Matrix made a fourth one. No, well, the third Matrix movie sucks. The third Matrix movie is not as good as I want it to be. And then the newest one is four. The fourth one, right?

The Matrix Resurrection. We can just take things in trilogies, right? So if someone wants to argue that the original Star Wars trilogy is the best trilogy that can exist on its own. I mean, my favorite is probably the Indiana Jones original trilogy. I love them. I think Temple of Doom is a little weak at times. Temple of Doom is actually my favorite. I know people say that.

I respect it. It is the Dark Souls 2 of the Indiana Jones films. That's a very good comparison. Amanda would agree. I didn't really watch Indiana Jones. I didn't grow up on Indiana Jones. I was obsessed. I'm obsessed too.

We watch those all the time. I love the ride at Disney. It makes me laugh so hard. It's a fun ride. It's so funny. Most of the music in that ride is from Temple of Doom. What? It's very inspiring. Wait, Temple of Doom is the one where the ball, like... That's Raiders of the Lost Ark.

That's Raiders of the Lost Ark. Totally got it. Raiders of the Lost Ark is the best. It is a through and through perfect movie. Last Crusade, if you re-watch it, it's very silly. It's much more silly than I thought. It's very slapsticky. Temple of Doom and Last Crusade are silly. But you still don't think that that's a better trilogy

than Lord of the Rings. Lord of the Rings is the best trilogy. It's the best trilogy ever made. It is the best trilogy. I would argue that that was the peak of like movie spectacle and the way the industry has gone since then. We're just not going to get a movie of that caliber ever again. Here's the thing. I know that this is also maybe going to be like a hot take. Until the Hobbit trilogy.

I think the Christopher Nolan Batman trilogy. It's just Christopher Nolan who directed the three. I think those are so good. They are incredible. Batman Begins, Batman Returns, The Dark Knight. Batman Begins, Dark Knight, Dark Knight Returns. No, Dark Knight Rises. Dark Knight Rises.

Dark Knight Rises is the reason it's. And that's unfortunate because I think I think the passing of Heath Ledger like shifted the course of that trilogy that was one of the like most grumpy I've ever been walking out of a movie was Dark Knight Rises it I was bummed too and like his directing is good no matter what right like it looks great it's unfortunate so much is great Bane's fun. Bane. I think that's why it's a frustrating movie is because it's like, man,

so much of it was executed properly. It just wasn't. All this stuff like Tal Yal Gul, the pit. Yeah. Even Catwoman was like, I agree. There's no movies that,

there's nothing that pisses me off more when a movie is good in so many ways, but it's just missing the mark a little bit you know it was when at the end when she's like oh you should go by like your first name or Robin I think at that point had I had a hat who played Robin again? Joseph Gordon-Levitt

yeah I would have I should if I had had like a hat I would have taken off thrown it on the floor and stomped on it a hat? I would love to see Spencer in the theater with a fucking old 50s hat. You're wearing your fedora for the whole movie? Damn it!

I agree with stuff like that because it shifted in tone from Batman Begins and Dark Knight so much. I also re-watched Batman Begins. Granted, this is probably five or six years ago. I was like, this is not as good as I remember. At the time, I remember seeing that shit in theaters and I was like, this is probably five or six years ago i was like this is not as good as i remember at the time at the time i remember seeing that shit in theaters and i was like this is epic i was yeah no because like i love batman but as soon as like killian murphy put on the mask for the first time

and uh he's like oh like yeah like the prisoners don't like this he's like oh like they think the mask is scary and uh what's that actor's name tom something hardy uh no he plays like uh tom hardy falconi or whatever uh julia roberts brother no that's eric roberts no yeah tom wilkinson is playing he's like he's like because he's he's put uh let me let me set the scene um he has been captured by batman and then turned over to scarecrow uh thomas crane what's his fucking name oh I know what you're saying he's been turned over to Killian Murphy and he's been placed in the and he's like pleading insanity and he's like oh like I'm like

scared like the walls are closing in and then like Killian Murphy's like oh like I'm gonna do like a little exercise with you and that's when he puts on the Scarecrow mask for the first time yeah and it's like he like he sprays him with like the Scarecrow gas yeah it's like the trippy gas I was like, this is so... My Batman movie growing up was

Batman and Robin, which I fucking love. Oh, um... George Clooney. One of the worst movies ever. And Arnold Schwarzenegger! Arnold Schwarzenegger. Mr. Freeze. And Jim Carrey.

The Joker. Batman Begins has a 3.8 on Letterboxd. I loved Batman Begins. So not bad. I have great memories of it. I see what you're saying. There's no other trilogies that I can really think of that does compare to Lord of the Rings. Back to the Future trilogy is really good.

The Godfather's close, but the third one sucks. The third one sucks. The second one, personally, but the third one sucks. The third one sucks. The second one, personally, is the best one. Oh, yeah. 100%. Guys, I think something that's come around in the years is the original Spider-Man trilogy. If it's a flat or a squeal, a wobble or peel, your dread's worn down or you need a new wheel, wherever you go, you can get it from our dread experts.

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Sam Raimi's Spider-Man films No 1 and 2 are like bonafide classics Oh absolutely And 3 is like good enough to where it doesn't ruin Like re-watch 3 and I think you will see it falls more in line with the first two than like you realize I get that but it's still just like has... Time has been kind to it.

What other trilogies, though? Really? Okay. What other trilogies? Because I feel like the third never sticks the landing, and I feel I'm gonna... Maybe I'll get some hate for this. Maybe not. But like, original Star Wars trilogy. Like, the first one, Masterpiece. Return of the Jedi's... Return of the Jedi, when you watch... If you watch all

three of them, back to back, Return of the Jedi just like... It's the same. It you watch, if you watch all three of them back to back, Return of the Jedi just like, it just does not stick the landing compared to the others. It's another one where it goes full slapstick. Yeah, and it happens a lot. Do you think it's,

was that a different director? Yeah. See, that's the thing. I think, I thought Return of the Jedi was George Lucas again. No, it was, I don't know,

it was some rando because the first one's George Lucas, second one's Irving Kushner, Aaron Kushner, and then the third one is... It's crazy how you just have this knowledge. You just know who directs shit. I love it. I will say

when another director comes in... I know we were talking about the Mission Impossible movies. They're not a trilogy, obviously. Mission Impossible is the only time where it's... The second and the third was a totally different director. And they are like drama, like super. Oh, because the first one's Brian De Palma, who's making a bona fide, crazy intense sexual spy thriller.

And then two is John Woo, who's like, I'm going to do me. Exactly. And that shit rocks. And it worked. And it worked. And it was so good. But totally different movies. Mission Impossible. There are three movie segments of the Mission Impossible series that could contend for like best trilogy, right? Because like you have, is it five and then Fallout and then.

And then Dead Reckoning part one. I mean, those are, those three are badass. If they stick the landing on this eighth one, the, what is it called? Like Final Reckoning. Like this. I think it's called... It's where he hangs onto a plane and it's really happening. It could certainly contend as that's the best run. If it's not good,

something's going to happen to me. I think it will be good. Please don't make that decision yet. Once Christopher McQuarrie took over, because the director... You're so good at director names. The third one's J.J. Abrams. Wow.

J.J. Abrams did Star Wars. And then the fourth one is Brad Bird, which I would argue is even crazier. I don't know. Brad Bird did like Iron Giant, Incredibles. It was his first live action movie. Which one did he do of Mission Impossible? He did four. Which is.

Oh, right before. Is that right before Reckoning? Nooning no no this was this was the one where um this is after john woo stopped john woo didn't he do two and three john woo did two three is jj abrams four is brad bird five and on is christian mcguire guys i will say the best thing you can do if you're sick or anything re-watch all the Mission Impossible's in a row. They're pretty badass. It is excellent. No, they rock. That's like why when I saw, because I recently quote that I wasn't a fan. I saw Top Gun Maverick finally.

And I was like, this wasn't as good as I want it to be. It was because the Mission Impossible movies were fresh in my mind. And I'm like, these are so complete. It's not as good as you want it to be. They give you a little of everything. It's true. But it was still good. Top Gun's a different vibe.

Top Gun's a totally different vibe. It was close enough to the vibe of the new Mission Impossibles where it was kind of encroaching on that territory where it was like, well, now I just want Ethan Hunt. I get that. And I want his team of, I want the IMF to come in and stop this. I get that. Impossible Mission Force. But speaking of different directors, because that's what fucked up the sequels for so many people of Star Wars.

You have J.J. Abrams. And the casting. And I like both those directors. Which kind of sucks. People went way too hard on hating Christensen. You're talking about the prequels. I'm talking about the prequels. Yeah, the before time.

That was all George Lucas. George Lucas is all. Oh, I'm not talking about the directing in that. I'm talking about the casting in that People really hushed on Hayden Christensen Which is like okay But the prequels is what happens when you Do prequels?

To me it's what happens when you let someone Control the entire pipeline Of like no one was telling him no In episode 1, 2, and 3 It's been such a weird thing though Because when I though, because when I was a kid and Star Wars prequels came out, my brothers were older than me, and all the discourse was just hating them. They were like, these suck so bad. I still went to theaters and watched them.

But now, the way people talk about them online, they're like beloved classics. I think, yeah. I think they're a bit campy. I guess we like the camp of them. I online They're like beloved classics I think yeah They're a bit campy I guess we like the camp of them Maybe that's more what it is I mean one when I saw it Because I was probably what it came out in 99 So I was 8 years old The prequel?

The first Episode 1 yeah So I was like this is the best movie I've ever seen I did love it This is like I'm like this is Not only is this like old Star Wars Like I'm like well not only does he have a lightsaber He has a lightsaber with two sides

The pod race I was like this movie is the best movie Ever made and I saw it probably Like five or six times in theaters Eight year old me definitely was Loving the Gungan Palace The battle for Naboo I thought about that

I dreamed about that. Is that when Anakin was really young? Jake Lloyd. Little. When he was a little kid. And Natalie Portman's like. Liam Neeson? Feels like 10 years older than the same Qui-Gon Jinn.

No, it's very trippy. The casting was strange where it's like, all right, we're going to cast this boy who looks way younger than Natalie Portman. The love interest. No, I know. Oh, we were just, because we were crunching the numbers.

Because she's like, she is like five or six years older than him and then when they cast Hayden Christensen he's older than Natalie Portman. So it's just like In the

Yeah. And yeah, it's been cool to see Hayden Christensen the hate that he got back in the day was immense. Well, he came back

and then did a scene with Ian McGregor. Yeah. So he kind of like But people love him now. Yeah. People come back around. Well, he got so much hate. I was McGregor. Yeah. So he kind of like. But people love him now. Yeah. People come back around. Well, he got so much hate.

I was like, okay. He got a stupid amount of hate. Well, that's been the trend with Star Wars is the actors get all the hate when they do nothing. They're just vessels. They're doing the best. I will say the chemistry between him and Natalie Portman was a little, it's a little funny to watch.

Oh, they're. It's a little. They're low key bad. It's a little awkward. It's pretty awkward. I think that's when it's a little funny to watch. Oh, they're low-key bad. It's a little awkward. It's pretty awkward. I think that's what it is. You're like, hmm. John Williams is carrying those movies on his back.

Yeah. And the whole production, the designs. The designs in the prequels are some of the best designed. So pretty. Ships. All the sound design is incredible. The music is,, I would say almost just as good as like the old ones.

And then you have like the acting and the story and the dialogue. Like it's just kind of there. Chemistry has to be so good. From my point of view, the Jedi are evil. Wow, dude. Wow. Hot take. Anakin did nothing wrong. Hot take. I mean, that's what Anakin says

when they're fighting on Mustafar He's like I don't know what Obi-Wan says But Anakin's retort is From my point of view the Jedi are evil Wow It's like hey man but you killed a bunch of younglings What's wild is Star Wars is like

Still pumping Like Ryan Gosling is apparently In a new show that's coming out. I know, man. I mean, I am just tired. Although I thought Andor, I think Andor's really good. Andor rocks. It's a really good show, but like I'm genuinely tired.

Andor kicks so much ass, but I will say watching it, it's so well done and so well written that it's hard for me to now like be like, okay, this takes place in the same universe. I know. As all these really. As glup shittos. As glup. As Babu Fricks.

As Babu Fricks. Right. Diego Luna's good, dude. I mean, he's such a good actor. That show is amazing. He's sexy too.

He's so, you know, he's E2 Mama Tambien. Yeah. His voice. Oh yeah. Sexy. He's,

he is really good. Let's think about Diego Luna. Everybody's sexy. Let's take five for really good. Let's think about Diego Luna. Everybody's sexy. Let's take five for Diego Luna. Andor's a sexy show. I do kind of want to watch season two, because I fell off of season one, but when they added back in the only part of Rogue One I liked, which was Krennic. What's his face?

I can't think. No, he rocks. He's the Australian guy. Are you watching season two? I'm not watching season two right now. He's the main bad guy in Rogue One. He's the main bad. Are you watching season two? I'm not watching season two. He's the main bad guy in Rogue One. What's that Ben... I don't know.

He's like, yeah, I've been talking to the cops. He's really awesome. Yeah, Ben Mendelsohn. He's also in Dark Knight. Of course. And he's the evil guy in... No, he also plays the evil guy in fucking, oh my god, I hate when I do this.

60 minutes of this. With Ren, with Kylo Ren. No, he's in Rogue One. Yes. Kylo Ren's not in Rogue One. No, not Kylo Ren. No, isn't he the bad guy in, oh my god, no, I'm mixing up the movies, never mind. He's the bad guy in Rogue One.

You're right. He's not in the Kylo Ren one dude Ben Mendelsohn just did a movie on Netflix and it was the worst movie ever and I was like god damn it you're so good I'm done with Netflix bringing in these top actors did you ever see Plays Beyond the Pines

yes Ryan Gosling that's where Ryan Gosling met Eva Mendes yeah and he made her stop acting he didn't make her do anything she chose don't you dare no I love her wait Ben Mendelsohn has the coolest like voice yeah he does

he has a really cool voice and he did that show Bloodline or whatever it's called with the original Wicked guy who won the Tony. Leo Norbit or something it's called. Leo Norbit? Norbit.

No, that's not right. That's not right. He was also in the show with Cynthia Erivo, The Outsider. Wow. There you go. Oh, my God. Wait, Cynthia Erivo's in The Outsider? She's, what's her face?

Someone's going to be like, what are you listening to? And people are going to take out their headphones and go I have no idea I don't know Sorry The Outsider was a really good show had great promise And then they ended and I was like fuck off I never watched the show but I read the book I watched the show no need Now I might watch it cause I didn't realize that Cynthia Evo plays

What is her name not Helen Holly yeah Holly Gibney Wow Yeah anyways It's all just bouncing up Helen. Holly. Yeah. Holly Gibney. Wow. Yeah. Anyways. It's all just bouncing up. Norbert Leo Butts. That's his name. That's the original.

Leo Norbert. That's the original wicked. Director. My ex once called. That's the original Fiero. My ex once called Don Cheadle Bill Cheeto. Bad. Bad.

Bill. He is not a Bill. Bill Che Bill? He is not a Bill. Bill Cheadle. He is not a Bill. That's going to be, someone needs to make a character named Bill Cheadle. I was like, it's close.

I know who you're talking about. Okay, I'm switching gears completely because I, so the gorilla. No, I'm moving on from the gorilla. I was looking up some of my favorites and I looked up what's eating Gilbert grape on. That's one of your favorite movies. It's I'm not asking.

I'm just, I'm asking. It's like one of my favorite like classics. Do I watch it all the time? No. Is Keanu in that? No, it's Leonardo DiCaprio and Johnny Depp. Leonardo DiCaprio. I know Leo's because I remember I had that trailer in front of a VHS and I was like,

there's no way I'm going to watch that movie. Dude, what's eating Gilbert Grape? Four stars. Oh my God. I hope they burned that wig Johnny Depp had to wear. Four stars. If Gilbert's mom can stay inside for seven years, I think we can all for a couple weeks. This must have been during COVID.

Oh my God. Do you remember? Yeah. I've never seen it. Who plays the mom? I don't know. I don't know. It's probably Kathy Bates or something like that.

No. I have one for, because it was one of the top movies on Letterboxd, Minecraft movie. Haven't seen it yet. Chicken Jackie. People are, you know about all the viral content going on with Minecraft. Do you know the memes? People have been fucking shit up. It's during the, what you just said, right?

Chicken jockey and everyone throws everything they have. Ollie's cheering back there. Ollie loves going to theaters and fucking shit up. That's Jack Black and what's his name? Aquaman. Jason Momoa. We should look up Aquaman reviews. Anyways, Minecraft reviews.

Someone, one and a half stars. I gotta get a real job, man. Someone left five stars and said the last time I was this horrified by Minecraft content was when Dream did his face reveal. Did you see he's dropping new music?

We gotta track him down. Jake said there's a character named General Chungus half a star. Ollie, can you General Chungus, half a star. Ollie, can you confirm? I love half a star. Did you see it, Ollie? I saw it.

Is there a character named General Chungus? There's a character named General Chungus. I saw it at 10.15 on a Tuesday. This has got to be Trevor's favorite movie. You were fine. Lastly, someone left a review. Bold move to have both Minecraft YouTubers and a child in the same movie. Three and a half stars.

General Chungers. I won't be watching this movie. I will not be watching this movie. That's fair. Someone... I pulled up Twilight. Someone said Robert Pattinson wasn't acting. That's just how he is in real life.

Three stars. Someone else said, this is the most unintentionally funny movie of all time. Three stars. I will say I re, cause Peacock re-released them. I will say I rewatched it and it was very hard. It was very hard to watch. And I was a Twilight fan. Yeah.

I read all the way to Team Jacob or Team Edward. Well, now that you watch fan. Yeah. I read all of them. Were you team Jacob or team Edward? Well, now that you watch it, you're like, none of them, bro. But, like, at the time, which were you? At the time? You were Jacob. Jacob. Yeah. You were totally Jacob.

I was not Edward. Sorry. I think that was common. Like, I think that was very common. Jacob was... Now I watch it, I'm like, both of them are unhealthy. Oh, yeah, yeah. But back then, Jacob was, to me, healthier.

We have the groomer and the gaslighter. The groomer? I never thought of Twilight that way. Wait, who's the gaslighter? Jacob. Jacob, right, of course. He says crazy shit to her, dude. He does.

And both of them, you watch it now and it's very cringey. And then in the very final movie, Jacob switches around and becomes the groomer. He goes after her and prints a daughter. You either die a gaslighter or live long enough to see yourself become the groomer. Jesus. That's a good review. You need to do more reviews.

That's the review you should leave on Letterboxd. You need to do more reviews. When I leave Letterboxd reviews, this is something Shane and I talked about briefly yesterday i do want to inject like not inject i i need to stop saying inject it's such a pretentious it's such a pretentious word i was like i want to inject a little like sentiment like but i do want to include because i love a joke i love like to do a bit but you want to include real i want to include like a real like if I have a legitimate criticism of it or like legitimate praise like I do want

to give a movie it's Laurel's in a sincere way because I think a lot of these reviews just like kind of fully they almost treat the movie as like disposable where it's like haha like it's like months and months of shooting so much money. Yeah it's like oh this is like someone dedicated it's like I'm trying to think of an example

from the previous one but it's like oh like you this is like someone dedicated, it's like, I'm trying to think of an example from the previous one, but it's like, oh, like, you know, he rescued the shit out of that ark, but like. There are legitimate reviews in there, but the top ones

are always like a silly joke. The top ones are always like jokes, and I think that does kind of, maybe not diminish the platform, but it does, it's seen kind of as like a meme platform. I get that.

And there are. I use it, I think my primary thing is to use it to catalog what i have been watching i for sure oh you can save what you've been watching to come back around to something we were talking about earlier i have smosh the movie pulled up fuck yes what do you think it's what do you think it's um average rating 2.4 no 1.7 You think 1.7 Amanda? 1.5 1.5

It's at 1.7 What did you say? Look at the review bar though It's like a lot of one stars The slope is like the lower end Let's read it How much of the movie have you seen? Zero

How much have you seen? I saw it in theaters We went to the premiere What was the vibe? So how much of the movie have you seen? Zero. How much have you seen? I saw it in theaters. We went to the premiere. You went to the premiere. What was the vibe? It was 2015 YouTube up in there. It was probably fun. The vibe was probably fun.

It was crazy. Someone left a review. They said, what the hell was wrong with 12-year-old me? One star. Someone left a half star saying, my favorite character was the cat. They blew him up. Someone left a one-star review and said, I want to force a small Victorian child to watch this movie.

What? Someone left a half-star review and said, my grandpa died while I was watching this movie and it ruined everybody's year. Fuck this movie. Someone left five stars and said, Criterion really needs to keep up with the real masterpieces. Oh, my God.

Someone left a five-star review saying, If Stanley Kubrick was still alive, this movie would be his cause of death. Wow. People are, they're not really giving, like, very technical reviews. I want to know reviews about the actual movie. Someone said, one-star review, The only time Markiplier and Stone Cold Steve Austin will intersect.

Cherish it. Fair. I mean, we can cut this. We might want to ask Ian about this, but there's a picture, the last time I was at Ian's house, he has a picture of him and Stone Cold Steve, that's not him and Stonewall Jackson,

the Civil War General. No. There's a picture of him and Stone Cold Steve Austin hung up in his Stonewall. Him and Stonewall Jackson, the Civil War general. No. There's a picture of him and Stone Cold Steve Austin hung up in his place. And I was like, that's like the best picture ever. Whoa. Yeah.

That's very cool. There's really no legitimate reviews on this. I remember it used to... So I remember it used to... And again, we can cut this. I remember it used to be on Netflix. I was like, I'm going to pop this on

because I was working at Smosh. I was like, I'm going to pop this on. Just like... at Smosh. I was like, I'm going to pop this on. Just like, see, I'm like, there's no way it's that bad. It was worse. It was worse than like, we have to watch it. What's better, that or Ghostmates? Ghostmates is a better movie. I think Ghostmates is probably way better.

Ghostmates is a better movie. But Smosh the movie is the movie you want to watch. I just don't know when I'll have the time I'm just so big I'm a new mom I'm going to be a mom can I say what makes Smosh the movie really funny is the added context that in real life

that's the time when Ian and Anthony were both like I don't know if we're struggling with what we want to do with our future Ghostmates was like I already know that during Smosh the movie they were already if we're struggling with what we want to do with our future. I thought that was Ghostmates. Because that's kind of their last thing. That was. But I already know that during Smosh the movie, they were already feeling like, right? From the conversations they've had.

Maybe I'm wrong. So there is a, and I think I brought this up on the lunchtime with Smosh. But there was a time we were shooting a summer games. It was when we were at fucking Wet and Wild World. What is that place called oh six flags wild world hurricane harbor hurricane harbor and they were like spencer you drive them back to the defy office because they have to get back for like a writing meeting for ghost mates they're like yes sir and i was like okay right away sir uh and uh and so it was me. You took your hat. Yeah, I took my hat. You like plop your feet like a bunch.

Yay! And so they got into my car. And I don't think they really knew me very well. I didn't know you that well at this point. And so I was driving them back, like the two important guys. And they were trying to break this scene of like this teacher. And it was like a scene where they're like in school. And they have to like establish something about the teacher. And they were talking and it was like a scene where they're like in school like they have

to like establish something about the teacher and they were talking about it for like 45 minutes and like and this is for ghost mates and i was listening the whole time and i was like do i give a suggestion do i give a suggestion and kind of like towards the end i was like what if and i like i thought i had come like i had been thinking about it as they were talking about it i was like what if the teacher did this to show that he was this, this and this? It was like and they're like, oh, OK. And then they then they just continued on. I was like, maybe, maybe they liked it.

Maybe they maybe they're going to take it. Maybe I've never seen it. You don't know. They just went, can you lift up the partition, please? Yeah, yeah. You're like, I don't have that. I was like, I don't. Yeah, this is a.

They press the button. I don't have that. This is a coop honestly if i were you i would have probably done the same thing like hey can i i was like y'all want me to like be quiet for 45 minutes that's great i mean and they didn't they never they didn't ask me to be quiet for 45 minutes but i was because i was like i was i was just chatting yeah they were chatting about like a legitimate movie they were making they were on work hours they were on work hours and i was like who the fuck am i but i was like you know my dumb ass was like well i feel like i've i've got an opinion i think your opinions are great i think

they are great i'm glad that hey they didn't say no yeah they were like okay interesting um i will say i found until dawn the movie oh the new one the new one that's coming out in 2025 directed by david f sandberg okay it already came out that's coming out in 2025 directed by david okay it already came out it's already out um already out already saw it two and a half stars yo why did they make a time loop movie out of the one horror game where you can't retry or respawn whoa now i've been thinking about this a lot i'm like if any game you were to one-to-one make into a movie like i can think it's not this one well no like they they change it a lot that that's what that's what people are saying they're saying like

two and a half stars more like until yawn no that's pretty good uh solid finally a film that captures the unspeakable horror of tap water. Nice. Is there something in the water? Maybe. Spoiler. Shit actually pissed me off, Angry Face. Half stars. If you're going to take the name and a few elements of a game but abandon the story,

your version has to be better than the OG. But no. Until Dawn decides to be a repetitive time loop movie where the incredibly forgettable characters have to survive the night or else it restarts. Imagine if a Minecraft movie was just about some regular guy named Jeff in the real world working as a construction worker.

Wow. This person is nuts. Maybe it would be good. Maybe it would be good. Maybe I would see it then. Pissed. We're way over 60 minutes. Oh, shit.

I didn't know. Oh, I didn't know. If I saw the 60, I was like, oh, we got time. I didn't even see the 60. We do technically have time, but we try not to go too far over. Hey, we talk about movies. Hey, we did it. Every time you're on here, Spencer, we

lose time. You guys spend a good amount of time thinking about who the actor was. Every time you waste my fucking time. No, it's a compliment. We lose track of time. Just like in Until Dawn, apparently. Okay. All right.

Well, that was so much fun. You know I love talking about movies. I hope you guys enjoyed our discussion about movies. And let us know your favorite trilogy. Yeah, let us know which is better, Ghostmates or Smosh the Movie. Which is better, Ghostmates or Smosh the Movie? Also, is there a trilogy better than Lord of the Rings? The answer is no, but you can try.

You can try. You will try. That's from Return of the movie. Also, is there a trilogy better than Lord of the Rings? The answer is no, but you can try. You can try. You will try. That's from Return of the King. No, that's Revenge of the Sith. That's from Revenge of the King. Yeah, I was going to say that's not Return of the King. Trust me.

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