Smosh Mouth - #96 - Trying The Trickiest Tongue Twisters We Could Find

Episode Date: June 2, 2025

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Okay, left and right adjust size. Don't you wish you could do that in real life? Don't you wish? Don't you wish? Don't you... Do you wish? I wish... Okay, I have so much to say about that. Alright.

No, save it, no, no, babe, literally. Babe, literally save it. No, let's save it for the pot. No, babe, save it. Let's save it for the pot. I literally have so much to say about that. Oh, no. Babe, save it. I was referring to something.

I literally have so much to say. Hi, welcome to Smosh Mouth. I'm Shane. And I'm Amanda. And we have a wonderful guest with us today, Courtney Miller. Hi. Couldn't we keep it together for 10 seconds? Court just had an outburst of laughter

and we will not explain why. We will explain later, for chance. Maybe. No, okay, okay, for the record, this is all recorded by the way. I made a joke about size. I was like, I was always just saying about that. But I meant about my boobs.

Not about. Yeah, okay. Sure. Okay, let's give the full context. Sure. Guys, later in this episode, we're gonna be doing some tongue twisters from our teleprompter, which we have. And fun fact, when we use the teleprompter,

we use an Xbox controller to move up and down on the teleprompter. So cool. It's so fun. And if you move the stick left and right, it adjusts the size of the text on screen. And Courtney then turns to both of us and goes, don't you wish you could do that in real life? Adjust size?

And then Amanda's like, yeah? And then you said, I have a lot to say about that. Yeah. And then we both looked at you. And then we, and I looked inward. No! You looked inward and everything went inward. Oh, oh!

Whoa! And that's Smosh Mouth for you guys. Welcome to Smosh Mouth. We don't mess around over here. No, clearly. No, look. No. We're hosting a podcast, it's crazy stuff,

which brings us to Courtney. Courtney, you have a podcast. I do! Oh my god! Oh yeah! I love it. It's like a, are you labeling it as a podcast? Yeah, I mean it's a show. It's a show.

There is so much that we, we talk a lot about the internet, so this show that I have is called URL. It just came out when we were recording this week. And yeah, it's called URL because it's talking about our identity, which a URL he didn't know actually used to know what it stood for. It's like uniform. Yeah, what does it stand for? And it's basically the ID of a website. And we're talking about how

websites, computer stuff, online stuff makes up our identity so much. And so we watch TikToks together. We get to look at my guests for you pages and we talk about internet lore and what makes us us. It's so good because I watched you in Angela's episode and I was getting very nostalgic over all the Tumblr conversation because I would I would write a blog on Tumblr and I tried to search for I can't find it anymore. But I would write a full blog on Tumblr. And I tried to search for it, I can't find it anymore. But I would write a full blog on Tumblr. It was like my thing with pictures of everything.

But I didn't know you could message on Tumblr. Yes you can. Like I know you like got broken up with on Tumblr. No spoilers. If you haven't watched the first episode, there's probably maybe a second one that's coming out as this comes out, but it's on the Smoshalike channel. It is so good.

The set is so good. I don't know. It's such a sick set. It like tickles my brain. The fact that they got one of those classic Macs is awesome. Oh my God, the best. Remember you got to choose the color of the back of the Mac. I know.

Okay, yeah, so stay tuned. I think that'll be our third episode that comes out with Grace Helbig. Oh my god. Which is incredible, it's so cool to sit down with such a legend and she's so funny. Thank you, I was hoping that the set would be like a brain scratching, nostalgic Y2K vibe.

It's, it is exactly. It gives me like sleepover vibes, but also like cool girl office vibes, and like you know the telephone that was like, you could see through the telephone. Yes, we have one. Guys, our art department's incredible. I love it.

And they really went hard with that set. They did not hold back. They surprise us every time. It's incredible. We were talking about boobs. Okay. No, you were talking about boobs. So what you were talking about with adjusting size is boobs.

I know. So you you were talking about with adjusting size is boobs. I know. So you wish, if you. I have this, okay, I just have this running thing that it's so frustrating. Why, I can tell, my brain can just tell my lungs to breathe, right, why can't my brain tell my boobs to grow more? Oh my God, more. This is so, this feels very nostalgic.

Why? I never experienced this because they just kept growing and I was like, stop. See, like, can your brain chemistry hop on over? Literally, please stop. You know, you know there's this movie, Now and Then, you guys probably don't know. I love that movie, the girl who tapes her down.

Christina Ricci. Is it Christina Ricci? What movie are you talking about? It's not Christina Ricci. Now and Then. Oh, Now and Then? Is it Christina Ricci? Have you not seen Now and Then?

Okay. Oh, you're gonna have Is it Christina Ricci? Have you not seen Now and Then? Okay. Oh, you're gonna have a night where she's gonna show you, honey. And she wraps her boobs twice because she's like, doesn't want the attention. I'm like, that was me. That was literally me. It was her with the duct tape.

And then I stopped and I was like, nah. And then I love it. It's great. But yeah, so I guess if you want this, you like. I'm so sorry I brought it back up. I am so sorry. No, it's hilarious.

I think it's crazy. But yeah, I'm so excited to get you guys on that show eventually. And yeah, it's a show, but it is going to be, it is on Spotify. So if you want to listen to it as a podcast, you could do that too. Good pivot.

Thanks, thanks. That was really good. Yeah. You guys were cooking on that show for so long. Yeah. Yeah, it was a secret for like nine months. It's crazy how long ago we started discussing it. This is a big change,

because it switches over from Anthony's, Anthony Padilla channel to Smosh-a-like. And yours is the first show, so I think they, you know, it's a big deal. Yeah. You're leading that channel now. Yeah, in the past, like a big change like that, I feel like wouldn't be met with such a positive response

that I did get. Like everyone seemed really excited, people thought the name was cool, we were like, oh boy, are they gonna like the name, are they gonna like Smoshalike? I love the name. We literally, I say we, just cause I was like in the room, but I like have nothing to do with that process,

I would like pitch stupid ideas, but like we thought for so long what to call the channel, and Smoshalike was one of the first, and then we tried to think for so long, and they were like, why are we overthinking this? It's just Smoshalike. Do you have one that was a close contender? We were talking about Smosh, because press, you know?

It's in Pressalike. So we were talking about, oh, well, this is kind of YouTube YouTube journalism or it's as close as smosh has gotten to YouTube journalism But like press felt like it was really sequestering us into one area And that's why we like smosh like cuz it's like it doesn't make us bog down to one thing you know yeah I'm trying to think I don't think there was anything really cool I think we had like a bunch of random weird ones I pitched us mosh for men. Oh You're gross mosh for men everything Smosh for men

Like a razor company like Smosh for men and it's only you guys on the channel. No one would watch it. Incredible. What is dude shit? I don't actually know. No, I was saying this recently, how when you add for men at the end of any product,

it's so funny. Anything is funny. It's so bad. It's like, oh, shampoo for men. It's just, but these things exist, right? They do exist, yeah. Dude wipes exist. It's so bad. It's like, oh, shampoo for men. It's just, but these things exist, right? They do exist, yeah. Dude wipes exist. It's just like wipes for men.

It's like, what makes them different? It's just another marketing thing to like be like, oh, I have to get this thing. I love it. Every time I see it, I laugh. Shampoo for men. Shampoo for men. Biscuits for men.

Biscuits for men. What do those look like? I don't know. Socks for men. Socks for men! Huge biscuits! Massive biscuits! The biscuits shaped like a rack?

Yeah, big! Which we wish you... No, I didn't say that! Please do not! Boo-Boo! You could just get there. Boo-Boo! I will not go there'm about to go there. Had to bring it back because that's what I do.

I like to torture Shane whenever I can. They create that and you see guys in the corner just like moving the controller, just like whoa. Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. Where's it gonna fit? Where's it gonna fit? Where's it gonna fit?

No, my pants are gonna work, damn it. My pants are gonna work. Pants for men. Big ones. Big, big pants. Jesus Christ. We're awful human beings. Oh my God, okay.

He's crying, he's crying. Shane's been crying all day. And we just recorded the Try Not To Laugh episode with Shane's before this and I was crying in that. Crying for men, oh my god. Movies for men? Movies for men? It's so, okay, I can't believe people search this

and fall for this because saying something for men, it sounds like you aren't inadequate to have a thing that is not for you. It's not that it's emasculating, but it's like, oh, it sounds like, oh, you're not quite tall enough for this roller coaster, but here's this one for you. That's how it sounds in my head. That's true. Movies for men, what would that be?

You have a dog with a military outfit on, I don't know. Seatbelts for men. No, shit, when it like shampoo and conditioner for men, that's where I really laugh. So I'm like, I'm pretty sure. It's just the same shit. Pretty sure it's the same stuff. It's just labeled differently.

It's probably because you guys have more dandruff. That's probably why they do it for you. More messed up. Oh God. Also tactical, if you add tactical before stuff, it's really funny. Oh my God, it's like. Tactical, if you add tactical before stuff, it's really funny. Oh my god, it's like.

Tactical, tactical shampoo. Oh my gosh, I only buy at the grocery store tactical tampons, that's all I buy. Oh my god. They have. They have a full strap that goes. They have. And you're like this, you're like.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. If I fall out of a plane, I open my legs from a parachute. The tech of the shampoo is a fucking parachute. It's only when you're fucking skydiving or like rolling in the ground, can you wear these tampons. Rolling in the ground? Oh my God.

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Can we please? Anyways, URL. You're a host of a show now. And you, the creative of this episode, I kind of partially thought of because you were talking about like, oh, I want to like be more clear with my speaking and stuff. Yeah, when we did, what was it, media training recently, I was like, I want to get be more clear with my speaking. Yeah. Yeah when we did was a media training recently

I was like I want to get better at like how to talk good Like enunciating talking for men talking for men God and it's just this nice Hey, all right. All right. Yeah, I'm listening So we thought it'd be fun to do some tongue twisters. Yeah. To practice. Oh boy. Yeah, to really help you speak good is tongue twisters. Yeah. That's a perfect way to practice.

Absolutely. Flex those tongue muscles that I can't just make my brain make my tongue better. Adjusting this to make my tongue bigger. Ew. I'm not gonna say anything. I'm not gonna say anything. Yeah. Don't say anything. You nasty girl. I'm a gonna say anything. I'm not gonna say anything. Yeah, don't say anything. You nasty girl. I'm a nasty girl.

And also, I don't think I've done a tongue twister like Sally sells seashells by the seashore. You weren't showing those back when you worked on the news channel? I did. Oh, you were. When I did what channel? News, when you were doing news. When you were doing news channel.

We didn't do tongue twisters. Wait. You didn't do like warm up like, you know like. Oh, no, I never warmed up like didn't do tongue twisters. Wait. You didn't do like warm up like, you know like. Oh we, no I never warmed up like that. New York. Cow now, brown cow. Yeah, you weren't doing that. Mexican salsa, yes.

Yes, that's exactly what I was doing. Mexican salsa, yes. So you just would get on camera and you'd start speaking. Well remember that I did a tape. I was never an actual, but you know what I used to do is run the teleprompter. That was one of my side gigs. You were running the teleprompter? Uh huh one of my side gigs. You were running the teleprompter?

Did you have a controller? Whoa. I had, it was very fucking old school. It was channel seven, I had a big thing, but I had to sit in the booth with the editor, the director, like everyone while they were watching it there and I was the teleprompter and let me tell you, I had a very important job because if I fucked up the teleprompter, I fucked it.

There was no news that day. No, literally, and the anchors were like, they couldn't continue. Improv was not their strong suit. Oh yeah, of course. At all, they were like, they would, and then they would go, if I was going too slow. Oh God, I couldn't.

And the director would be like, what the fuck are you doing? Go! I would get yelled at constantly. I never thought about a local news channel director. Like they have a director. They direct the whole show. They direct the whole segment.

So they look it over. It's in this thing, this program called Avid. They look it over and they literally look at all the segments and they move them to like be fun segments and then they put the entertainment spot and then the sports spot. But the thing is all the writers are writing as the news reports going.

So they're actively putting it in and then they're up there and they're going, Cam 1, Cam 2, Cam 1, Cam 3, can we cut? Can we swipe to Cam 4, Cam 1, Cam 2. That's what they're doing the whole time. I can't imagine. And they have their shit and they're ready, but they will yell at the teleprompter

because I had one little turny thing, not an Xbox, and if I fucking turned it just a little bit fucked up, it went a little too fast and then I had to scroll back and the anchors, they were like. Well, would you ever have to sneeze? I have sneezed. Yes.

And they made fun of me a lot, because they said my sneezed sounded very sexual. My sneezed. What? I'd be like, achoo. And they were like, Jesus Christ. All these men in a dark room. No, there was women too.

There was women too. It was mainly the editor woman, she was like, my God, your sneeze sounds like sex. Oh my God. She was like this big older woman. The editor was fucking Sarah Christ. Oh people who work in news are Sarah Christ adjacent. Like they are, they're all in the same world.

Oh it's a mean, like I don't mean this necessarily as an insult, but it's a mean industry of like, there is no nonsense. And they're night people. They've all been up all night long. Millions cups of coffee. They're just same jeans and boots. Their going out outfit is the jeans and boots

with like a different blouse. That is an industry that I have, I've never had any desire to be in. I would not survive at all. But it's so, so fun. It's so- Really? I mean, I think I said this, but the Celtics player Rajon Rondo, what's his name?

Rajon. Rajon Rondo. His sister, Diamond, was, she worked with me too. Oh wow. And she was like, what is this fucking place? And I was like, I know news sounds sparkly, but inside. Oh, that's the same with every, like any thing you're watching on TV,

in real life, it is not what you think it is. Not sparkly at all. Like working on TV, it's like, it's the inside of a Home Depot that you're basically working. Yes, yeah. That's what a studio looks like and smells like, and it's just a bunch of dudes running around. I mean, it's the grip guys. It's literally grip guys.

And it's chaos, and it's people are, they're gonna be short with you, they're gonna be blunt with you. It's not nice. And they're old school. Yeah. There's people who've been working in that industry for over 30 years, and same with the news,

they are old school. I've always been so captivated by the news voice and like the cadence and tone and like. Oh yeah. Yeah, I wonder like what the logic. It's specific. I know, so I learned that back in like the 20s and stuff, you know how it's like, they used to talk like this.

Yeah. It was because on the radio, low voices would not pick up. Oh the sound waves don't, yeah. In the old school radio. Oh. So they would on purpose, it's not like people sounded like that back then, on the radio they would do that so that it would go above.

That makes sense. So you could hear it more clearly on the radio. Yeah, that makes sense. I think that's the logic behind it. That's exactly news too. But with newscasters, I, yeah, they- Today, da da da da da. Cause they don't sound like that.

How many newscasters on camera would sound like that, but then off camera sounded completely different. Totally different. Everybody, I think everybody, right? But they were still kind of in very, almost everybody. They were way more like, da da da da da da da. Okay, and here we go. And it feels like you have to do something like this. I love it. To keep them in. Okay, and here we go. And it feels like you have to do something like this.

I love it. To keep them in. Okay, and puppies. We should do that voice for the tongue twisters today. It's all a change. Like when you're telling a serious story, you have to show what you're telling. But when you're telling a funny story,

oh, and da da da da da. Oh, I let you in anchor. It's so. You would have crushed. It would have taken years. That's honestly why I didn't pursue it. Do you think, okay, so how old were you when you were doing that?

21, 22? I wonder if do you think like by now, like you pursued this career and you're in this, you're at where you're at in this career. Do you think you could have been a newscaster by now? Definitely. Yeah? Just simply because of like.

Like on a local news. You know, the years of working. Yeah, but for five years you have to be like in Arkansas with just your camera set. Anyways. Dude, what would, if you had the opportunity to be like a Dateline host? Like would that be like, you had the opportunity.

I love the guy who does the crazy start to the show and he's in a helicopter or in a fricking car and he goes, let's get going. And then, what does he say? There's a whole montage. Is that America's Most Wanted? Maybe. I think so.

Always, there was a whole compilation where he goes, get ready, so buckle up. And the car like speeds off. Or he's literally in a helicopter and he he goes, get ready, so buckle up, and the car like speeds off, or he's literally in a helicopter, and he's like, buckle up, and then the helicopter flies away from the camera. So good. That's Hollywood.

That's so good. That's Hollywood, baby. That's like Jeff Probst at the end where he like, cuts through the jungle and gets in a helicopter, shot, dives out of the helicopter, gets in a plane. Season 45 of Survivor. God, I love him. Jeff Probst serves sea. Oh, he Survivor. God, I love them.

Death Roost serves sea. Oh, he does. Yeah. And he knows it. He serves seashells by the sea shore, if you know what I'm saying. Yeah, he does. Tongue twisters.

But yeah, I would definitely love to be a Dateline. Oh, dude. I mean, the back of my phone is literally Keith Morrison, a picture of Keith Morrison going, "'It was a beautiful day.'" Really? "'Or was it?' Really, where was that?'

"'Or was it?'' My phone's out there. I'll show it to you. He's Morrison, you know, like he had to do something like Dateline. They now have Dateline commercials that are like, and you can get Dateline Premium Plus with all the extra content.

He goes, can you? Yes, actually you can. It's like he's using his voice. There's a subscription service for just Dateline? Yeah, I'm debating getting it. That makes sense. You don't wanna go have z's? Are you dead serious?

Are you into that shit? I thought you didn't like it. I should get that, you know what? I don't know if you should do it. I should get that for my mom. I feel like my mom would love that. My mom loves just the most horrible crime stuff. It is horrible.

Like growing up, she was always just watching horrible true crime and I'd walk out and I'd catch 10 minutes of something, I'd be like, well, that's horrible. That's the most horrifying thing I've ever heard. And then she'd find out I watched a rated R movie, and she'd be like, you can't watch that. I'm like, what you have on the TV is nightmare fuel.

Nightmare. You're watching horrible stuff. Me and your mom should hang out. Oh yeah. I would love that. She is definitely up to date on all the other, all the crime stuff. She loves you.

She's talking about you. She be talking about you. Des. Yeah. She thinks you're very funny. Oh my God, I'm honored. Everybody in my life also specifically says like, they love you.

What? Like you have such an energy that like, it's very appealing. That's very sweet. We should all hang out. I don't know why I laughed. I don't know. I was. I don't know why. Ha!

Cory's like, ha! Ha! Sike the wood off the side. I chugged my coffee right before. Ha! Arrgh! And we're all like, okay, let's get into those tongue twisters, shall we?

I'm sorry. Do we want to? Let's do news voice first. News voice, news voice. All right, I will do my news voice. I think this would be my news voice. Oh yeah. I think this would be my news voice. Oh yeah. I think this would be my news voice.

You would slay it. You're going a little AI in that. I think this will be my news voice. That's cool. Also, every news anchor is out of their fucking mind. So I'm gonna do the auto scroll, even though I think I might move too fast for it. You want me to scroll it for you?

No. She's professional! She's a professional. No, it's fine, he wants control. He wants control. He wants fast for it. You want me to scroll it for you? No. She's professional. She's a professional. No, it's fine, he wants control. He wants control. He wants control for men. Control for men. Ugh.

I think we've already got that. That one's not gonna sell. I think that's already, unfortunately, too much of a thing. All right. All right, Shane, broadcast for me. I'm gonna start with the classic. We're starting with Peter Piper, the classic.

Yeah. All right. Okay, let's go, King. Welcome to Channel 5 News. Peter Piper picked a classic. Yeah. All right. Okay, let's go King. Welcome to channel five news. Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers, a peck of pickled peppers Peter Piper picked. If Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers, where the peck pickled peppers Peter Piper picked?

Yeah, yeah, kinda. Okay, you slayed that. I kinda messed that up, let me take that again. Let me take that again. What? It moved faster than I thought it was gonna be moving. Yeah, we should have that happen. Take two.

Okay. Roll it back. You can't, it's live, the news is already happening. Yeah, we should have that happen. Take two. Okay. Roll it back. You can't, it's live, the news is already happening. No, it's not live, not yet. Now this is like a scary story. Okay, coming up. Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers. Peck of pickled peppers Peter Piper picked.

If Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers, where's the peck of pickled peppers Peter Piper picked? Wow, it's a scary story, but you don't give a fuck. Yeah, okay. I'm moving too fast. If I It's a scary story, but you don't give a fuck. Yeah, okay. I'm moving too fast. If I was telling a story that's awful, I'd be like, tragic news today, as this came. I'm going Tom Brokaw.

Oh. I think I'm just gonna be Tom Brokaw the rest of this. Slower. I think it's okay. I'm not gonna just say it in the same speech. Tongue Twister needs to be fast. You crushed that. I'm down for it to be fast like that.

I'm gonna go full Tom Brokaw in this next one. We got the woodchuck one. Yeah, we got it. Full Tom Brokaw. You crushed that. I'm down for it to be fast like that. I'm gonna go full Tom Brokaw in this next one. We got the woodchuck one. Yeah, we got it. Full Tom Brokaw. If you don't know Tom Brokaw, you missed out. You missed out. The news from Tom Brokaw back in the 90s hit like a train.

All right, good evening. How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? How many lows could Rob Lowe rob if Rob Lowe could rob lows? I added the second tongue twister in there. I think that's going too slow. That was way too slow.

Oh, fuck. Yeah, we want it faster. James is like, you want it faster? Okay. James, more. Okay, buckle up. More! More!

More! Oh God, here we go. I'm scared, I'm scared. How much would a wood chuck? Hello? I messed that up, I messed it up! Hello? Here we go. How much would a woodchuck? Hello? I messed that up, I messed it up. Hello? Here we go.

Hello. How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? How many lows would Roblo rob if Roblo could rob lows? Whoa, you looked at me at the end, you barely looked at the script. I don't even need it. I have this one memorized, dude.

The Pick A Peckle Pickle Peppers one, that one's longer than I remember. That's hard, excuse you? Do you think you could, do you think? Yeah, give it to court. You think you could do the Peter Piper? I can do the Pee Pee Piper, yeah. Pee Pee Piper?

Uh oh. All right, uh oh. You got this. See, if I was a newscaster, I'd be like, in three, two, ah! Yeah, you would. It reminds me of the best clip ever You got this. See, if I was the newscaster, they're like, in three, two, ah! Ah! Yeah, you would. It reminds me of the best clip ever

where it's the newscasters and she goes, I so pale. Oh yeah, I'd be like. It's like, you're on air and she's like, Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers. It's the best clip of all. News bloopers are actually my guilty pleasure. It's so good.

Good morning, Peter Piper picked a peck of peppers. I've had your finger. Stop, stop. No. It's her first day. Peter Piper. Peter Piper. So Sarah has to be fired now.

Sorry to keep hitting this table, Scott. Well, you're holding in your breath so deep. Really? You've got this. I'm gonna wake up at 3 a.m. tonight to hear Courtney somewhere else in the room being like, Peter Piper picked a pack of pickles. In the corner just whispering it to herself.

All right. Okay, you've got this. Get your head in the game. Don't take such a deep breath because I feel like that fucked you. Okay. But you sounded great. Guys, don't push me over the edge. Tom Twisters for men.

You guys. Okay. Oh no. You dick of shit. Oh no, she's done. He gets the giggles and she's crying. Sarah took a shit at the anchor desk. Guys, I have the giggles.

I don't think we're gonna get there. Hold on. I actually don't think we're gonna get there. What happens if a newscaster, because you have to be doing the news at that time, and then you have to be doing the news at that time. An anchor desk. Guys, I have the giggles. I don't think we're gonna get there. Hold on. I actually don't think we're gonna get there. What happens if a newscaster, because you have to be doing the news at that time,

you can't go, what if it's like you have diarrhea? You have to hold it. You just have to put up there. Put up there. If you are throwing up or something, you can go off and the other anchor will take over. Okay. Or there might be another anchor, there's usually not another anchor, but there could be a newscaster there. And they will take over. Okay. Or there might be another anchor,

there's usually not another anchor, but there could be a newscaster there. He's like, tap in. But they will usually, they'll cut to a recording thing, a recorded thing. Oh, got it. Yeah. Okay. Did that help you?

Get your head in the game. But you have to hold it. Okay. Oof, terrifying. I think it's because I sagged myself out and I was really surprised by how I saw him when he said, good morning or whatever. It sounded really good.

It was really good. All right. Good morning Cincinnati, Peter Piper. You keep fucking it up. Blast it immediately. You keep adding an extra word. Good morning Cincinnati. But it sounds so good.

Why is this, I'm never gonna be able to do this, okay. Yes you can. You keep starting way up. You're starting way above the script. I can't even. It's a black screen. She's trying to give herself space. I want to say hello, I want to say hello.

Good morning Cincinnati. I'm gone, oh no, you didn't. All right, I'll take it back. Don't you dare. I'm doing. Oh no, you didn't. Alright, I'll take it back. Don't you dare. I'm doing so bad. No, no, no. I mean you wouldn't get hired, but you know what? It's okay.

That's alright, you were here. You were here. For momentarily. They pulled her out, like two men had to take her out of the booth, they were like, we gotta get her out of here. I got it, I'm good. You ready? Yeah, just a little misty eyed, okay. What should I say, ew.

I like good morning Cincinnati, I really like that area. Good morning Cincinnati is pretty good. Okay, I'll go to Cincinnati. Guys, this happens to me. The people of Cincinnati need their news. Yeah, they do. What's every three months? I get pushed over the edge and I get stuck in this like crying?

I think the last time was TNTL. Yeah, I couldn't catch a break, yeah. Yeah. Okay, guys, this is life or death. Okay. Good morning, Cincinnati. Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers. A peck of pickled peppers Peter Piper picked.

If Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers, where's the peck of pickled peppers Peter Piper picked? Oh, you almost had it.'s the peck of pickled peppers? Peter Piper picked. You almost had it. You almost had it. It was just a little too fast. And it was going too fast, and you're like, Peter Piper picked it. Peter Piper picked it.

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Back to the show. Let's go. All right, we're gonna move this thing to the wide. All right. Do the do-mo. I'll do this next one. Okay, here we go. This is after the Rob Lowe one, which I crushed.

Good evening. Fred fed Ted bread and Ted fed Fred bread. Wow, wow. I didn't want that to keep happening. Never again. It's just a funny one. Listening to that was so bizarre. Fred fed Ted bread and Ted fed Fred bread.

In bed. In bed. Can either of you, can either of you crack that one? Yeah. In bed. Good bed. Can either of you crush that one? Yeah. In bed. Good morning New York City. Fred fed Ted bread and Ted fed Fred bread in bed, those sick little boys.

That's so weird that mine said that and yours didn't. I know, that's odd. No, let me do mine. Court, you do it. Good evening. No, I'm so sorry guys. I'm so sorry guys. This is so stupid. It's not that funny.

Okay. Good evening Cincinnati. Fred fed Ted bread and Ted fed Fred bread in bed and then he gave each other heads. Good night. Yes. That was really good. I couldn't do it.

No, you did it though. This next one. He threw three free throws. He threw three free throws. That one's really hard. He threw three free throws. Anyways, I'm gonna do it. Now throw three free throws.

Oh, missed. That was, oh. Oh, what? Oh, I hit the rim. You don't often get them, huh? Oh! Oh, you knocked it over. Oh, I got it again. You don't often get them, huh? Oh! Oh, you knocked it over! Oh, I got it again.

Now throw three free throws. Oh, that was to you. Podcast for men, am I right? Literally. Come on! Podcast for men, that. Oh, dude. Literally that.

No, if Dude Perfect had a podcast, it would just be that. I like it. It would just be the sounds of basketballs hitting the rim. And then going, ah! Ah! Okay, here's this next one. Okay. Ah!

I'm just gonna run a train. I'm gonna just blast through, watch me blast through the rest of them. I'm gonna press the auto scroll, and I'm just gonna hit all of these. You wish. And nothing is gonna stop me. You wish.

Okay, king. He threw three free throws. Six, six, six sick hicks, Nick, six slick rips with picks and sticks. Killing it. Careful with that one. Freaking killing it. All right, here we go.

This one's into six ones long, I got it. A tree toad loved a she toad who lived up in a tree. He was a two toed tree toad, but a three toed load was she. The two toed tree toad tried to win the three toed tree toad, but a three-toed load was she. The two-toed tree toad tried to win the three-toed she-toad's heart, for the two-toed tree toad loved the ground that the three-toed tree toad trod. But the two-toed tree toad tried in vain.

He couldn't please her whim. From her tree-toed power with her three-toed power, the she-toed vetoed him. I hated that. That was embarrassing. I'm not the Fig Plucker or the Fig Plucker's son, but I'll pluck those figs till the Fig Plucker comes. Oh, my god.

I think you need to censor that one. Selena, where did you find these tongue twisters? Selena. That's the end of that one. Ha ha ha! Selina, where did you find these tongue twisters? Selina! That's the end of that one. So that's the end of technically my tongue twisters. Next up is Courtney. Whoa, we all have different ones? I'm so, so, so excited.

Are you still in Cincinnati? No. Yeah, some of those are scary. Some of those I'm like hey whoa Hey, whoa, hey, I'm trying to say these fast. I'm trying to say them accurately Yeah, big plug but but the the stank just doesn't work. Yeah, I'm like whoa. Hey. Hey slow down I'm feeling really good your head in the game. Yes, it's really in the game I really am happy about this one that she picked for me

Okay, you know this one? No. Okay. You also don't have to do anchor voices. You can choose whatever voice you want. Okay, what do you do? That's what I always say. You can do whatever voice you want at all. You can do whatever you want.

Your voice is your voice and nobody can tell you. I'll do, call her daddy. Good morning, wait, what did she say? It's your favorite founding father. Good morning, Cincinnati. A tutor who tooted the flute tried to teach two young tutors to toot. Said the toot to the tutor, is it harder to toot or toot or toot, tutors toot toot.

Something happened in the middle there and I'm not sure what. I blacked out, I'm gonna be honest. Toot toot, tutor toot toot. Tutor toot toot. I like the news one better. I think I have more fun with the news one. Do the news one.

Look, there's a reason they do it. Yeah, exactly, it has a cadence. Where are you? I need time to say hello. Good morning, Hollywood. These are their stories. Betty Botter bought some butter, but said she the butter's bitter.

If I put it in my batter It will make my batter bitter But a bit of better butter will make my bitter batter better So she bought some better butter better than the bitter butter put it in her bitter batter made her bitter batter butter Better better so twas better Betty butter bought some better butter You crush wow They want you to say she put it in her butt so bad So Twas better, Betty bought her, bought some better butter. You crushed that one. Wow. They want you to say she put it in her butt so bad.

Honestly? You can tell. You can tell where they want you to mess up. While you were reading that, I kind of want to read some muddy books on here. What? You don't need to be here. Just me.

By myself. I'm just kidding. You want to read some horny books to our audience? I don't know. We should find, we should try to find, because there's some absolutely absurd erotic novels out there, we should find the most absurd excerpts from them.

I think so. Read them without laughing. Just putting it out there. Can you do this one too? Can you say it sultry? Yeah. All right, here we go. Betty Botter bought some butter,

but said she, the butter's bitter. If I put it in my batter, it will make my batter bitter, but a bit of better butter will make my bitter batter better, so she bought some better butter, better than the bitter butter, but in her better, bitter batter. It's moving too fast. It's moving too fucking fast.

It is making me very overwhelmed. Let me take it again, let me take it again, let me take it again, I got this. Betty Botter bought some butter, but said she, fast it's going. Let me take it again, let me take it again, let me take it again, let me take it again. I got this. Betty butter bought some butter but said she the butter's bitter. If I put it in my batter, it'll make my batter bitter but a bit of better butter will make my bitter batter better so she bought some better butter,

better than the bitter butter, but it put it in her batter, bitter batter, made her better, bitter batter better so it was better, Betty butter bought her, bought some better butter. Oh God. I did okay. Good job. That was like 90s Keanu Reeves vibe.

Yeah dude, okay, bitter batter, batter. Bitter batter, better. Bitter batter, better. Make your better batter. That was hard. Cool. Hard to witness. This next one looks rough.

This one looks rough, and I wanna do a Disney princess voice or something. Okay. Just cause of the words that are in it. Yep. Ah, ah, ah, ah, vibes. Okay, ready? Vibes.

Vibes. I wish to wish the wish you wish to wish, but if you wish the wish the witch wishes, I won't wish the wish you wish to wish. You destroyed that one. Crushed. That was crush city. Can I say, I think those,

I think the ones with S's are the ones where I will struggle the most. Yeah, I think there's some consonants that are more challenging than others for different people, you know? The T ones, I'm like, I'm not better, badder, bitter. I can do that. Wishes and the three free throws.

So let me see. Oh, I wish to wish the wish you wish to wish, but if you wish the wish to the witch wishes, I wish to wish the wish you wish to wish, but if you wish the wish to the witch wishes, I won't wish the wish you wish to wish. Okay. W's, not bad. I got those W's. She got the W's.

I got those W's. I got those W's. Tree, free, all that, I think it's hard, harder. I think it's P's. I think P's and TH's can be hard. You got this wish, you don't have to, that's the whole thing right there. I wish to wish, nope.

I wish to wish the wish you wish to wish, but if you wish the wish the witch wishes, I won't wish the wish you wish to wish. Crushed it. Ew! That one's hard. It is hard. It's too many of wishes.

Swish, swish, swish. Easier than I thought it would be though. Too many wishes. Okay, say. Oh, say it in British. Say it though. Too many wishes. Okay, say it in British. Say it in British. This one commands us to say it in British. I can do that. Are you copper bottoming-um?

It says, are you copper bottoming-um? Okay, okay. M. Okay, I think I got this, guys. Are you copper bottoming-um, my man? No, I'm aluminum-ing-um-um. Aluminium. And by the way,? No, I'm aluminumingum. Aluminium. And by the way, British people, they say aluminum.

Yes, that's right, and that's what I try to do. Al, alu, what? They say aluminum. Aluminium instead of aluminum. Which is actually, if you look at the spelling of aluminum, it doesn't make sense. And then they say schedule. Schedule.

Schedule. Your schedule. Your schedule. Your schedule. All right, let's do Your schedule. Your schedule. Your schedule. Your schedule. All right, let's do another one. That one's really hard. Good evening.

Mr. C owned a saw and Mr. Soar owned a seesaw. Now seesaws saw, sawed soars seesaw, before soarsaw C, which means sawsaw. Ha, ha, ha. Cute. This one is not scary. This is crazy, let's do it, let's go. This one is out of its mind.

You got spooked. Okay, okay. This one's hard. I, this one's scary. This is crazy, let's go. This one is out of its mind. You got spooked. Okay, okay. This one's hard. I'm gonna do this again. Mr. C owned a saw and Mr. Soar owned a seesaw. Now seesaw sawed Soar's seesaw before Soar saw C, which made Soar soar. Had Soar seen seesaw before seesaw sawed seesaw?

Seesaw saw saw saw saw saw saw saw saw. See, if you like miss one word, you're fucked. You're so gone. You can just scroll yourself on this one. This one's brutal. Hatsor seen seesaw before seesawed soars seesaw. So hard. Seesaw would not have sawed soars seesaw.

So seesaw sawed soars seesaw, but it was sad to seesaw so sore just because seesaw sawed soars seesaw. That's insane. Hey, hey, hey, hey. Imagine Seesaw sawed Sore's Seesaw. That's insane. Hey, hey, hey, hey. Imagine sawing someone's Seesaw. That's so fucked up. Fucked up.

And Sore saw. Don't ever do that. And Seesaw saw. Oh, this one's a good one. Because it has my favorite bird name in it. Birdie? That's my cat's name, remember? Oh yeah.

Oh yeah. You've never met her. Most people haven't, but she's so shy. I've never met her, but I've seen her. Yeah, you've seen her. What do you declare, like what do you classify as like meeting a cat? Touching them.

Okay, yeah. So I've never touched Birdie. Okay, does anyone else want to try the seesaw one? No. Yeah. How does it, how do you, Mr. C owned a saw and Mr. Sore owned a seesaw. Now seesaws sawed owned a seesaw.

Now seesaws sawed sores seesaw before sores saw C, which made sores sore. Had sores seen C seesaw before seesawed sores seesaw, she saw would not have sawed sores seesaw. So seesaw sawed sores seesaw, but it was sad to see saw saw saw just because seesaws saw saw seesaw. Okay, so you added a few words in there. That was so good. I am exhausted.

Buck saw in all the seesaws. Yeah, S ones kill me. They're really hard. She sells seashells. What? Because I remember when I first heard that one, I struggled with that. She sells really hard. She sells seashells. What? Down by the seashells. That's why I'm on the screen. Because I remember when I first heard that one, that I struggled with that.

She sells seashells by the sea shore. I mean, you couldn't do a tongue twister back in the day. You felt like you failed. I know. You were like fuck. I was like, oh, I'm done. I'm done. I guess I'll stop talking.

Yeah, I guess I'll stop talking forever. All right, you got this next one? Yeah. Yeah. I was just flexing my jaw muscles really quick. Sure. Yeah, mm-hmm. Good morning, New York.

Birdie birdie in the sky laid a turdy in my eye. If cows could fly, I'd have a cow pie in my eye. That one's just silly. That one's just a silly, goofy one. Good morning New York. This next one is an absolute trap. Yeah, exactly. This, it's trying to get you to say something naughty.

Like what? Exactly. It's trying to get you to say pleasant fucker. Oh, you can't say that here. It's cause it says, okay, for context, it starts off with I'm not the pheasant plucker. It's trying to get you to say pheasant fucker or pleasant fucker. Or peasant fucker.

So you've done this before. Peasant fucker, yeah. That one too. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, peasant fucker, So you've done this before? Peasant fucker, yeah. That one too. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, peasant fucker, that one too. Yeah. God, tongue twisters for men.

Tongue twister. All right. I'm not the pleasant fucker. Your turn, court. Oh wait, what's your voice? I'm gonna do good morning New York. I'm gonna do good morning New York. Good evening New York. I'm not the pheasant plucker.

I'm the pheasant plucker's son. I'm only plucking pheasants till the pheasant plucking's done. You annihilated that one. I killed that. Fucking killed that. Wow, way to go. Thanks guys. Well done.

I guess it wasn't what... It wasn't? Can I do it? You can't read it off that. It's too close. I'm not the pheasant fucker. I'm the phe pleasant fucker's son. I'm only fucking plesants to the pleasant fucker.

You fucked it. That was bad. Let me see how fast I can say it without saying that. I'm not the pheasant plucker, I'm the pheasant plucker's son. I'm only plucking pheasants to the pleasant, pheasant plucker. You're the pheasant plucker. Literally done. I was genuinely trying. Let me try.

I'm not the pheasant plucker, I'm the pheasant plucker son. I'm only plucking pheasants to the pheasant plucking stand you fuck. You did it. It's fun to do it in that voice. This episode is brought to you by Rocket Money. Shane, where is all your money going? Uh, I know all your money going?

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Amanda's are all just, harambe bae bae bae. Bae bae. Harambe bae bae. Bae bae. I'm not the pleasant fracasan. Oh no, S's. S's are so hard.

That's what I always say. That's what I always say to you. Guys, what the heck is happening? Good morning Chicago. Silly Sally swiftly shooed seven silly sheep. The seven silly sheep Silly Sally shooed. Sillyed, silly Sally shoed, silly Sally shoed, silly Sally shoed, silly Sally shoed, silly Sally shoed, silly Sally shoed, silly Sally shoed,

silly Sally shoed, silly Sally shoed, silly Sally shoed, silly Sally shoed, silly Sally shoed, silly Sally shoed, silly Sally shoed, silly Sally shoed, silly Sally shoed, silly Sally shoed, silly Sally shoed, silly Sally shoed, silly Sally shoed, silly Sally shoed, silly Sally shoed, silly Sally shoed, silly Sally sho sheep, silly Sally shoed, silly Sally itself.

These sheep shouldn't sleep in a shack, sleep sheep shouldn't sleep in a shed. You fucks tried. Sheep shack baby! It is so hard to go from sleep to sheep. Yeah. Here we go, here we go. I'm gonna crush this one. Okay, sure.

Good evening, silly Sally swiftlyooed seven silly sheep. The seven silly sheep Silly Sally shooed shilly shallied south. These sheep shouldn't sleep in a shack. Sheep should sleep in a shed. Okay. Whoo! S's are my kryptonite, I guess.

You win. Doing the Tom Brokaw voice helps me. Court, you wanna try? And with Tom Brokaw, anything is possible. Anything is possible. That's what they always say. That's what they always say. Silly Sally swiftly shooed seven silly sheep,

the seven silly sheep, silly Sally shooed, silly, silly, this is hard for me. Silly Sally swiftly shooed seven silly sheep, the seven silly sheep, silly Sally shooed, silly shallied, Sal, these sheep shouldn't sleep in a shack, sheep should shape in a shed. Okay, I feel vindicated. Thank you.

Sheep should shape in a shed. The quieter you are, the harder it is. The more like you just friggin', the more powerful you go, it's easier. Sheep should shape in a shed. Sheep should shape in a shed. Okay, here we go. Good evening, New York. Luke should shape in a shad. Shape should shape in a shad. Okay, here we go. Good evening, New York.

Luke, Luke, licks. Oh. Good evening, New York. Luke, Luck, likes lakes. Luke's Duck likes lakes. Luke, Luck, licks lakes. Luck's Duck licks lakes. Duck takes licks in lakes.

Luke, Luck, licks in lakes, Luke, Luke licks. Luke, Luke, takes licks in lakes, licks, duck licks. You're just saying random stuff now. That's not it. That is not it. They want you to say licks. I actually don't like this.

They do want to say Luke licks dick. Luke licks dick. Hey, Luke licks dicks. Dog twisters for men. Let's just get to it. This visually is such a funny one. You guys need to try it because I'm not good at this. Luke luck likes lakes.

Luke's dog likes lakes. Luke luck licks lakes. Licks. I'm gonna say something nasty. Luke luck likes lakes. Luke's duck likes lakes. Luke luck licks lakes. Luck's duck licks lakes, Lux Duck licks lakes, Duck takes licks in lakes, Luke Luck likes,

Luke Luck takes licks in lakes, two Luke licks, Luke Duck likes. Okay, so that happened. So that occurred. Luke like, like licks. That's like, they might just say Luke likes, takes dicks. Yeah, Luke's takes dicks in the lake. Luke's duck takes dick.

Oh my God. Tongue twisters. Who's writing these tongue twisters? Like how do I get people to say naughty things? Some felon nerd. Some guy. Some felon. Some felon.

Some felon, delete it. How'd you get your felony? Well, I was writing some tongue twisters. I ruined a news anchor's life. Made people crazy. Good evening. Luke Luck likes lakes. Luke's Duck likes lakes.

Luke Luck licks lakes. Luke's Duck licks... Oh. Yeah, Luke's Duck licks lakes. Duck takes licks in lakes. Luck, Luck likes. Luke, Luke Luck takes licks lakes. Duck takes licks in lakes. Luck, luck, likes. Luke, Luke, luck takes licks in lakes. Luke's duck likes.

Do you think this is how kids had fun in the 1800s? Yeah. Yeah. Definitely. Honestly, I, yeah. Definitely. No, they were drinking whiskey. They were like, Billy, Billy, come down to the basement

and read tongue twisters with I. 1800s, no, they were in the mines. So they weren't. But they had to have a lunch break. They weren't having fun. I don't think they did. I don't think they did. I don't think they did.

There was no breaks. It was like very long. They were on ships, they were in mines, they were working. They were inside machines. This is terrible. If you were 10, you were a man grown're working. Have you ever seen snow piercer? Yeah, little kids in the train set Jennifer Connelly

Did you have you seen the video of how was it snow piercer is connected to Willy Wonka? No crazy. It's a pretty crazy conspiracy theory. No, I have to show you that video It's pretty awesome. Oh my I can make you watch it, but it's so long. I want to make you watch it on the URL. There's a movie and a TV show, Snowpiercer. Here's the thing, oh god, I want to do, oh no, I can't talk shop right now like that. Why not? Talk shop. We can talk anything here.

Look at you, a pitching machine. You got a show, now you're pitching all sorts of stuff. Pitch, pitching bitch. She pitches the bitch. That's a good tongue twister. It's all bleeds. Look at this, wow. That was good. What were you gonna say?

I just was gonna say that was good. I know, what were you going to say? You were gonna say, look at this. The look like this bitch pitches. You can't call me that. You calling your wife? You calling your wife? Look at this bitch.

Check out this bitch. Positively using that word. Check out this bitch. Positively using that word. Check out this bitch, she's pitching. Wow, this bitch is incredible. Pitching this bitch. You won't be like, sorry, I don't know how to feel. This bitch is incredible. Alright, here we go.

Another one. To sit in solemn silence in a dull dark dark in a palest... What? What? Pestilential. Okay, to sit in solemn silence in a dull dark dark in a pestilential prison with a lifelong lock

awaiting the sensation of a short sharp shock from a cheap chippy chopper with a big black block Okay, okay a lot of emphasis there As he gobbled the cakes on his plate The greedy ape said as he ate the greener green grapes are the keener keen apes are to gobble green Gap cakes they're great You said so much there Selena messed me up Green Gape cakes, they're great. You said so much there.

Selena messed me up. Selena, where were you looking? Selena messed me up. Do you wanna try the gobbling? Give me the first and last name of the author of this. This is, I just imagine like, imagine you're getting pulled over. Stephanie Meyers.

Imagine getting pulled over by the police and you're listening to this podcast and that part is on as the cop walks up to your car. It's like, big black block! This is, who wrote this? It's like gotta be like, sorry I'm listening to scary stories to tell in the dark. Okay, let's try it. Okay, good luck.

I'm scared, I think I'm gonna say a lot of fucked up shit. dark dock in a pestilential prison with a lifelong lock, awaiting the sensation of a short, sharp shock from a cheap and chippy chopper with a big black block. As he gobbled the cakes on his plate, the greedy ape said as he ate, the greener green grapes are, the keener keen apes are, to gobble green grape cakes, they're great. Okay, crush that. Okay, you did great.

Crush that. Your turn, gobbler. Okay, crush that. Okay, you did great. Crush that. Your turn, gobbler. Come on, cake gobbler. I'm not trying that one. Whoa, wait, this is a longer. What? No, no, you can't just, no, you can't skip over that.

You have to try it. This is not yours, these are not yours. What are you talking about? I just flop it over, I start playing Call of Duty. Yeah, no, literally, this. These are hers. What are you talking about? You have to do it. All right. Yeah, do know, literally. These are her characteristics. What are you talking about? You have to do it. All right.

Yeah, do it like that. Good evening, Milwaukee. To sit in solemn silence in a dull, dark dock in a pestilential prison with a lifelong lock, awaiting the sensation of a short, sharp shock from a cheap and chippy chopper with a big black block. As he gobbled the cakes on his plate, the greedy ape said as he ate, the greener green grapes are,

the keener keen apes are. To gobble green grape cakes. They're great. You suck. Honestly, it's unfortunate how good you are. I need those basketballs again so I can just start throwing them. It's so lame.

Here we go, we're leveling up a bit. We got some pleasant fucker here. He's actually good. Can I be honest? You're actually good? I think a couple years ago, I would have sucked at this, but I think I'm truly reading Reddit stories all day. I have gotten so much better at pronunciation

from just doing it. You've done a really good job. So much, and also just reading and processing it. I have moments now. Reddit stories helped you with that tongue twister. This isn't good. I have moments where I catch myself zoning out while I'm reading.

Whoa. And I will read paragraphs and I'll be like, I actually was zoned out, sorry, I was thinking about something else. And I read it all clearly. And I'm like, that's nuts. And so there's times where people are like, oh, they missed this huge part of the story.

I'm like, yeah, I zoned out a little bit on that one. And I sometimes don't take it back or I like. That means you're zoning out on read stories. I'm not zoned, it doesn't happen that often. I'm not usually able to. Oh, that often like that's not I'm not Even if it does happen once it's cuz you've been sorry, but it's just it's more Yeah, my god, you're not using your shampoo for men You're covered hair everywhere because you read it sometimes you have like a couple episodes in a day

You're reading we've done like three episodes in a day So like by the third one I can sometimes just kind of it's more than I'm saying It's crazy that I'm at this stage though, I would never have been able to do that, but from doing it so much now. I sometimes will read a whole page and go, I don't know what I said because I'm thinking. Oh, if I'm silently reading all the time,

I have to reread pages nonstop. Are you reading your books out loud? Can you imagine? I wish. She's sleeping and you're like, I venture down to the mountains. I wish. But I'm very surprised I haven't like heard you talking in your sleep like a fake Reddit story that your dream conjured up.

I don't dream about Reddit stories too much. I never. I don't remember any of my dreams. You don't remember most of your dreams. Yeah. So you like, you just like die when you go to sleep. I truly, I've said it's like fast travel. I truly, I clock out fast.

He does. I'm so jealous. I'm just like bam, and I wake up and I get out of bed and I just go. No, this morning, can I just say, your alarm went off, and then this is what it went, do do do, do do do do. Rrrrr. Like you turned it off and went back to sleep.

You did? So quick. Not exaggerating the space of time. It's awesome, I can just, I can be out. I don't understand it. And I remember turning it off. I'm so jealous. So I woke up, I turned it off, and I was like.

You got time powered down. It's freaking awesome, no, I can fall asleep. I just, I can lay, if I'm like, I'm about to lay down in bed and I'm gonna be gone. I don't think you fall asleep, I think you dive asleep. That's what I'm saying. I truly think I pass away. I'm so jealous of that because that does not happen with me.

I go to bed and I'm like, all right, let me think about every moment in my day where I said something weird. Yeah, no, I like, I have, I take like 10 minutes for my body to settle. Does anybody else have that where it's like, this hair on my neck is perfectly not letting me sleep. Oh, this pillow is perfectly shaped.

Yep, I'm like, yeah. I move around like a hundred times. Yeah. You make the joke where it's like, imagine this is a pillow though, where it's just like, all right, anyways. Literally. That's you.

Oh, it's truly. I'm jealous. And then I wake up and I'm like, I'm out. I'm getting out of Literally. That's you. That's literally you. Oh, it's truly. I'm jealous. And then I wake up and I'm like, I'm out. I'm getting out of bed. He's up. Oh, that. As soon as I decide to wake up, I'm like bam, and I go. I snooze like four times.

See, cause I- I can't snooze. When we have early call times, I'm like, okay, I want to go to the gym before, so I only have so much time, so I got to get up and go. Go to the gym. Psycho in so many ways. Go to the gym.

Go to the gym. I'm going to the gym. Go to the gym. It's like going so many goes down go to the gym Go on cause you got a job Okay, all right. We've got the mother pheasant plucker back. This one's on hard. This is hard mode guys It is back with a vengeance Hang on really quick spirit of vengeance ghostwriter Bless you Burping during my ghostwriter joke is crazy. I said one second I said one second I you were done talking and then I said one second and then you decided to start talking while I burped

And maybe I'm remembering this wrong You're ridiculous Burping during my ghostwriter joke. I'm gonna start saying pestilential I've never even heard of it. What does it mean? Pestilence? Pestilent? Yeah, like a pest?

You don't know what it means. Pestilential doesn't mean like annoying. It's one of the plagues, guys. Oh my God. One of the four horsemen. Don't be a bitch about it. I actually don't. My wife, the bitch, she's pitching.

After the guy wrote Revelation, someone was just like, don't be a bitch, dude. Like. Okay, so the world's gonna end. All right, you shot up, bro. Relating to or tending to cause infectious diseases? Infectious diseases. Oh, you said pestilence.

But I understand there's plague, and then there's pestilence. Tending to cause infectious diseases, couldn't even say that. Yeah, you said pest. Pestilence and plague, I'm like, come on, what's the difference? You're wrong.

I'm a mother pheasant plucker. I pluck mother pheasants. I'm the most pleasant mother pheasant plucker to ever pluck a mother pheasant. I'm not the pheasant plucker. I'm the pheasants fucker. Better speed it up. I hate.

I hate. I hate this shit. All right, here we go. Anakin. Hate. I hate this shit. All right, here we go. Anakin? I hate. Anakin be like. Sorry, is it a Star Wars reference? I know, I know Anakin. They did this to me another time ago.

Where it was where Anakin lived. Where does Anakin live? Oh well, he lived in Tatooine. Tatooine. We were talking about Luke, but Anakin also did live there. Now I was wrong, Luke wasn't born there. Yeah, you were wrong. People corrected me on that. And the commenters got after you,

and I was so glad. They were pretty pissed that Luke was not born on Tatooine, which I, yeah, of course, on Tatooine. Tatooine. He just lived there with his aunt and uncle, who for some reason look like they're from Santa Fe. Okay, whoa. She's wearing a denim jacket in a new oak.

She does not deserve that stray. Isn't what, isn't what's her name in that? She looks like she's from Santa Fe. Joel, not Joel, the actor. I'm not doing it. I'm not gonna do it. Don't do the thing. There's a guy, yeah.

You still haven't gotten bingo. Wow. What else do I need to do, Selena? I know, I don't know. What else is on Selena? I know, I don't know. What else is on the list, Selena? I don't know. I think I've done everything. Do this one, you got it, you got it.

I'm a mother pheasant plucker. I pluck mother pheasants. I'm the most pleasant mother pheasant plucker to ever pluck a mother pheasant. I'm not the pheasant plucker. I'm the pheasant plucker's wife. I've been plucking mother pheasants my whole pheasant plucking life.

I'm not the pheasant plucker. I'm the pheasant plucker's mate. I'm only plucking pheasants my whole pheasant plucking life. I'm not the pheasant plucker. I'm the pheasant plucker's mate I'm only plucking pheasants cuz the pleasant fuckers late Pleasant fuckers late is that what actually says at the end it's plucker, huh? We don't need to go up and check it. Yeah, it doesn't allow you to scroll back I'm actually can't get back up there, so I guess it's like this and then you go cuz the pheasant pluckers late up there so. I guess it is right. Do it like this and then you go like this.

Because the pheasant plucker's late. We're good. Because the pheasant plucker's late. Pheasant plucker's late. So they gotcha. But that's the joke. They gotcha. They gotcha.

They got me. Give this, this one's a good one. Do this one. This last one's great. Give papa a cup of proper coffee in a copper coffee cup. Give papa a cup of proper coffee in a copper coffee cup. Give papa a cup of proper coffee in a copper coffee cup. Give Papa a cup of proper, blah, proper coffee,

give Papa a cup of proper coffee in a copper coffee cup. You sound like a sitcom dad when you say it like that. Whoa, give Papa a cup of proper coffee in a copper coffee cup. Wow. Can you do H John, H John Benjamin? Oh, H John Benjamin or are you talking about? No, I want H John Benjamin.

Oh, you're talking about fucking Bob's Burgers? Oh, Jesus Christ. All right, I gotta try to get into it a little bit better. Okay. Oh, mm-hmm. Give Papa a cup of proper coffee and a copper coffee cup. I'm not doing H John Benjamin that well right now. Gotta get into the archer.

Yeah, but your voice sounds pretty good. Okay, Lynn. Yeah, all right, getting there. Okay. Give Papa a cup of proper coffee in a copper coffee cup. I was just kind of myself. That's pretty good. That's just kind of myself.

Wow, you're really back-huddling. Yeah, but then I'll try to go over to here to Patrick Warburton. Give Papa a cup of proper coffee in a copper coffee cup. That's actually really good. Thanks. Thanks. Yeah.

Getting Arby's later. Do you want to do a little, I don't know if I have a voice. Yes I can do. I do have a voice. I can say, can do this. What's your name? I know who you're doing.

I used to be able to do it with Harry Potter. Maggie Smith. Harry Potter. This is more like Maggie Smith. It's kind of like up here. It's kind of, is it like here? Downton Abbey. No, this is actually the other one.

Downton Abbey. Voldemort. Get your houses students. get your houses students. Get your houses students. Give Papa a cup of proper coffee in a proper coffee cup. That's not it, because I can't do it. It's okay, it's okay. Get your houses students.

RIP, Maggie Smith. We crushed these. I think we did really well. Oh my god. That was intense. That was tough. Ooh, oh crushed these. I think we did really well. Oh my god, that was intense. That was tough. Ooh, oh I spit. Ew.

Ew. No, no, no, no, no, no. Ew. No. Gross, clip it. Ew, clip it. You're sick. You know what?

I'm gonna start my own podcast. What is it gonna be called? URL. Which is, you're really loser right now, Shane. You're really loser. Wait, what else does this stand for? Guys, check out Earl over on Smoshalike. My name is Earl over on Smoshalike.

What were you gonna say? No, but seriously, URL, under, right? Livin'. No. Under. URL, No. Under. URL, you are ugly. What the hell? Again, it.

You gave me the ick two times today. Two times today. That's it, you're done. Ick Valley. Ick Valley. Ick Valley, that's awesome. Guys, go see URL Courtney's new show on smosh like every other Wednesday Check it out guests smush folk alike what time does it come out the internet Wednesday at 11 a.m

Good morning smosh alike. It is now news at 11 a.m. I love it cool. I love it alright, okay? We'll see you later Yeah, do it just like that I'll do it I'll do it I'll do it whoa whoa, okay, okay? This episode is brought to you by ZocDoc. This episode is brought to you by ZocDoc. Shane. Oh no, no, no, no, no. This episode is brought to you by ZocDoc. No, no, no, no, no, no.

This episode is brought to you by ZocDoc. Shane. No, no, no, no, no, no. This episode is brought to you by ZockDuck. Jane. No, this is bad. This episode is brought to you by ZockDuck. I'm scared now. Now we're fucked. Okay. Can we include this at the end of the episode?

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I hope we can use that. Can we please use that take? Can we please? I genuinely cannot look at you.