Smosh Mouth - #99 - Are We Smart Enough for Jeopardy?

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Starting point is 00:00:35 our boss, Ian Hecox. That's right, the boss. Do you like being called the boss? No, I don't. Okay, our friend who's not our boss. I mean, you also don't have to call me your friend. Now that was boss energy there. Guy that we found on the street and also our boss

Starting point is 00:00:54 and not our friend. Technically I found you. Oh my God. Wow. See, he is boss. This is boss behavior. It's giving boss. But like, ugh. I feel like I've started off very combative this behavior. It's giving boss. But like, ugh.

Starting point is 00:01:05 I feel like I've started off very combative this morning. It's okay. Let me walk it back a little bit. All right, let's walk it back. Hi, welcome to Smosh Mouth, I'm Shane. And I'm Amanda. And we have a wonderful guest with us today.

Starting point is 00:01:20 Our boss, Ian Hecox. Thank you for having me, Amanda. Wow. Thank you for having me, Shane. Thanks, Ian. Wow. Thanks, Ian Hecox. Thank you for having me, Amanda. Wow. Thank you for having me, Shane. Thanks, Ian. Wow. Thanks, Ian. Very cool.

Starting point is 00:01:29 Not our friend. I'm very happy to be here. We're very happy to have you. We have a very special episode. Yeah. And I'm a little bit nervous about it because we all know how well I do with trivia. So, some fun lore about our producer, Selena,

Starting point is 00:01:45 is that we found out recently, she genuinely, her dream is to end up on Jeopardy. And she's actually working towards this. She is. Studying up, and I think it's been going on for months now, you've been working on this. So we thought it'd be fun to go through the practice tests that there are online.

Starting point is 00:02:04 If you wanna apply to Jeopardy!, you can go to these, see how well you do, they're a good litmus test. We've not studied at all. No, 0%. But we're gonna take several of these tests today. But I do feel like Ian's going to be very good at it because every time I've done trivia with Ian,

Starting point is 00:02:19 he slays it, so. I am a repository for very useless knowledge. Say, no knowledge is useless. No, Jeopardy is very useful knowledge, right? Yeah, yeah, knowing all the archipelagos of the world and. We need that. Old movies and things like that. My favorite on Jeopardy is when

Starting point is 00:02:38 anything video games related comes up and people do not know what the hell's going on. Oh, it's so frustrating. Yeah, because it's a very specific type of nerd that ends up on Jeopardy! And they're not video game nerds. Selena, study up on your... Oh, I think Selena knows.

Starting point is 00:02:52 Selena works here. Selena's gonna be set. She's gonna be ready. This part is known as the powerhouse of the cell. Yeah, there you go. She got it. I think she's ready. I'm not going to do well.

Starting point is 00:03:06 Well, all three of us will work together as a team today. Yes. And then there's also Celebrity Jeopardy in the future if we ever want to pretend to go on there and have fun. So is that just like Jeopardy for stupider people? Yeah. Actually, some people go on and slay. Do they? Some people go on and crush. Oh, I? Some people go on and crush. Wow. Oh, I'm sure. There's some smart celebrities out there.

Starting point is 00:03:27 Of course. Yeah. Yeah, we were just talking about a really good celebrity, Michael B. Jordan. We were. I don't know if he's smart, but he is gorgeous. I think he's gotta be somewhat smart. He seems amazing.

Starting point is 00:03:37 He's made good career decisions. He really has, man. Yeah, we were talking about The Wire. I don't know where he got his start, cause he's really young in the wire. He was a little baby boy in the wire. I think Fruitvale station was like, he got recognized. And then Creed, Creed was, I think what

Starting point is 00:03:52 what made him A-list was Black Panther. I agree. He absolutely annihilated that role. But he was also in Friday Night Lights and he crushed it. He's been around, I mean he's one of those people that's been around a long ass time. I did watch the show. It's such a good show. He's been around, I mean, he's one of those people that's been around a long ass time. I did watch the show.

Starting point is 00:04:06 It's such a good show. He's been around forever, but then he like, it's a 10 year overnight success situation. He's technically been successful for decades. He's just now what he is. And now he's in centers. He's awesome. He really is dope as hell.

Starting point is 00:04:23 He's really good. But Ryan Coogler as a director, might be like, he's putting out the hits, man. Oh yeah, he's killing it. Just nonstop hits. You just wanna watch his movies. Like he just, he understands what I love about him, especially with Sinners, and I won't give anything away.

Starting point is 00:04:38 He understands music, cinematic music. He understands like music, culture, and then mixing it together cinematically. It makes you feel so many things when you're watching it, and he always is so good at that. That's what I loved about Black Panther. I know that Kendrick Lamar did all the music for it, but you're sitting there and you're feeling it.

Starting point is 00:05:00 It is like you are so transported into it. And that's what I love. And that's what he does with Sinners. I mean, Sinners is about music. I still haven't seen the second Black Panther. It was good. Oh really? I liked it.

Starting point is 00:05:13 I thought it was really good. It was kind of sad, of course. I'm just a little burned out on Marvel stuff. Sad to say. Cause was Black Panther 2 after Endgame? Yeah. Yeah, that's why. But you went to the premiere of Thunderbolts.

Starting point is 00:05:26 I did, that was really cool. Yeah. That was awesome. No, I mean, I'm not saying there's anything wrong with any of the movies. I just, it's been going for so long. It's a lot. But the problem is once you slip up and miss one of-

Starting point is 00:05:38 There's something wrong with some of the movies. Oh yeah, for sure. No, it's a million movies, not all of them are good. But once you miss one of the Disney Plus shows or one of the movies then I'm kind of like oh I don't know what's fully locked in on the universe Tell me is Kraven a Marvel movie? No, it's a Sony movie. Yeah, it's a Sony Marvel. It's a Marvel Property, but it's that was probably the well I mean if we're talking about if we're including that, Madam Web is so bad, it's good.

Starting point is 00:06:05 But Madam Web is good. Madam Web is incredible. I never saw Morbius, but Madam Web, Morbius is bad. When I saw Madam Web, I could not believe it was made. But I thought Madam Web was better than Craven. Craven, they had really bad CGI issues. Like the character that played Calypso,

Starting point is 00:06:21 they like fucked up her storyline, so they had to redo redo so there's one scene when she's like turning and it looks like that Snapchat filter where there's a fake mouth over it and you're like, she has a fake mouth. The CGI is so bad. I feel like some of Morbius is that way too because I recently, because I guess I like pain,

Starting point is 00:06:40 I watched Morbius recently and I swear like some of that some of that stuff was like a face filter where it was like Jared Leto, he goes, and he goes like vampire for a second. It looks so bad. I've heard that, cause the CG is like worse now than it was 10 years ago. And I've heard it's just cause the timeline is so sped up.

Starting point is 00:07:00 It's just the timeline. Like these people have no time to like work on stuff. Also like, I know this isn't Marvel, but the Superman movie with Henry Cavill, that whole CGIed up. It's just the timeline thing. Like these people have no time to like work on stuff. Also like, I know this isn't Marvel, but the Superman movie with Henry Cavill with that whole CGI mess up. The mustache? We had the mustache because he had the mustache for Mission Impossible.

Starting point is 00:07:13 Yeah. And they were like, the people at Mission Impossible were like, he cannot shave his mustache. And they're like, well, we need him for Superman. The weird lip. Yeah, the CG lip. I feel like the pendulum is swinging and we're about to enter the DCs on top again.

Starting point is 00:07:29 What? No shot. What's the newest DC that's coming out? The new Superman movie's coming out. And it does look really good. Who's Superman? I don't know his name, but he looks awesome. And I'm digging the vibes from the trailers.

Starting point is 00:07:40 Look, I've been such a Marvel fan for a long time, but hey, this stuff looks awesome. DC is cool, though. But I did love the Batman movies fan for a long time, but hey. Me too. This stuff looks awesome. DC is cool though. But I did love the Batman movies back in the day with Christian Bale. Okay, weird thing. That was when DC was like the king.

Starting point is 00:07:53 Cause that's the issue, cause Batman Begins, which is a Christopher Nolan film. Yeah. Like, cause he was the first one to kind of like take superhero movies back to being like serious and dark. And the issue is like, that's Christopher Nolan doing it. And then all the studios were like, oh, we got to do dark gritty because Batman begins

Starting point is 00:08:17 and the Dark Knight Rises did so well. And it's like, it didn't do well because it was dark and gritty. It did well because they had one of the best directors alive. And you know what's weird is I literally just, not kidding, rewatched all three of them and I watched The Dark Knight Rises last night. I'm not even kidding.

Starting point is 00:08:36 I don't love that one. That one's not so bad. I don't love that one either. You know why? Anne Hathaway. As Selina Kyle, she kind of drove me nuts. But I will say I love Bane. I love Bane.

Starting point is 00:08:50 He's awesome. I give that movie a little grace because I think, you know, production wise of it, they had to shift. They had to shift some plans around. So I think the the original plan for that trilogy was probably different. Or actually, I don't know. But you know, you know, my take on so much of it is like, we talk about like Marvel or DC movies as being like, oh, this series of stuff is good, but I think it,

Starting point is 00:09:11 like you said, it's a Christopher Nolan movie. It's like just, they have to individually just be good movies. Agreed. And I think they've kind of lost that a bit over the past like decade. They're like, oh, these three together are good. And now it's too stuck to a formula and not allowing directors to just do their thing. Yeah. I think people really want like unique stuff.

Starting point is 00:09:27 And that's why Guardians of the Galaxy was so good because here you have another talented director that has a specific vision. Yeah. And that vision shows through on the screen when you talk about like a director using music really well. Oh my god. We all connect Guardians of the Galaxy with the music and the soundtrack that he had for that movie. I don't know if that was all his doing. It was so good though. Yeah, we'll see man. I mean I've been reading a lot of DC comics recently. Really? Is it James Gunn that's heading the DC movies? Yeah, he's kind of like fully in charge. What else has he done again?

Starting point is 00:10:01 Well, he did Guardians of the Galaxy and before that- Did he do one and two? Cause two is kind of rad. He did all of them. He did all three. Which one was the one where Kurt Russell was really- Two. Okay. That was two. God, the music was so good. I still haven't seen three.

Starting point is 00:10:14 Three is awesome. Three is dark. I need to see it. I just- Three is so dark. It is dark. I was in a theater, there was like a eight year old, maybe younger, a kid nearby when I was sitting there. And truly halfway through the movie, the dad and his kid had to get up and go. And I was like, yeah, this is brutal.

Starting point is 00:10:30 I will say as a parent- I was like really fucked up for it. When are you like, this isn't right for kids? Because people keep going like, oh, my sisters all have young kids. And they're like, oh, they wanna watch Smosh. And I'm like, can they? I will say this about Guardians 3. It wasn't necessarily like, oh, they want to watch Smosh. And I'm like, can they? I will say this about Guardians 3.

Starting point is 00:10:45 It wasn't necessarily like, oh, it's inappropriate. It was that it was just like, it was a fucking brutal part. I was like, I'm messed up. I'm gonna be thinking about this tonight. This is harsh to deal with type of brutal. Not like, oh, you shouldn't be watching this, but like, oh, this is gonna make that kid so sad.

Starting point is 00:11:02 Yeah, yeah, yeah. Because it made me so sad. I was like, I want to leave too What's a movie that you guys saw way too early? I watch Pulp Fiction Psycho I think I watched Psycho. I was like seven. My dad was like we're gonna watch this Psychos, I think it's rated PG. Yeah, the original psycho. You're probably right. It's not it's it's it's so good at communicating

Starting point is 00:11:26 such intense, horrific stuff without actually being inappropriate in any sort of like direct way. But it did kind of mess me up the end part, the psychological end part. It's so scary. Where it's like he's the mom, like that, I'll never forget that. No, it's one of the best.

Starting point is 00:11:43 What about you? Well for me, I didn't even watch the movie. I caught the worst part of this movie as I was walking into my friend's house, which was Robocop, the scene where the toxic sludge. James is like, the toxic sludge pours all over the guy. He's melting and then a car runs into him and he just disintegrates.

Starting point is 00:12:06 And I saw that as, I don't know, an eight year old and it seared into my memory. That movie's insane. It's so good. I even like the reboot of it. Sorry. Oh, yikes. What?

Starting point is 00:12:19 Colin Farrell, is that who's? No, no, no. No, I'm thinking a total recall. No, it's the guy who is, he in the killing I don't know. Oh my god I got it. You know what I'm saying European guy. Yeah, but then he then he then he became very a list and now he's like I Know who you're talking. I know you're talking about. Yeah, he was in a lot of awesome stuff I don't know his name, but you're doing that you're doing Did you know using your browser in incognito mode

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Starting point is 00:14:24 Back to the show. Let's do it. We need to hope that these Jeopardy! quizzes have some movie stuff on it, because I think we'll do okay, unless it's like, hey, who is that guy from The Killing? Yeah, yeah, yeah. And you're like, what is his name?

Starting point is 00:14:35 Here's the deal, here's the deal. I know his name, and if I was in a calm setting, I would easily come up with it. For sure, man. But this is why I'm not good with trivia. I know. Because I'm like, the cameras are on. I've got you guys looking at me, waiting for the answer.

Starting point is 00:14:48 You've actually been on game shows too. I have been on game shows too. Yeah, you've been on two game shows? Yeah, and one I lost miserably and one I won. What did you win? I won $1,000. Okay. What was the name of the game show?

Starting point is 00:15:01 Pretty cool, Mind of a Man. Fans have already found it, trust me. They clipped it and I showed you a video and I was like, no! Hey, so when the camera's on you actually can lock in. I can actually. Was it like a trivia of like what dudes think? Yes. Okay. Wow. Cool. So you really got into character. I was the whitest person there. I shouldn't have been there. You were the whitest person there? Yeah. was this like a game show on BET or what? Kind of yeah Hey, that's fucking awesome Yeah, that's fucking awesome man. It was I think the question I got was like What do you use to take out his braids and I said coconut oil because I was like I love coconut oil

Starting point is 00:15:43 I use it to, I use it for everything and I won. Hell yeah bro. So like you came. $1000 and I know the host was looking at me like, why are you here? Yeah. And why did you be?

Starting point is 00:15:56 You wanted there just like. I was like, coconut oil? So you came onto, you came onto a show that was, it was all black people. And then you came on and won the show and took the money. I didn't win the show, I won the round that I was on, but they dressed me very Latina. Like I, like truly, no that's what they said.

Starting point is 00:16:21 They were like, you're Latina, right? I was like, I am Portuguese. And they're like, no, we don't know the difference. It was a whole thing. This is so funny. They're like, today, you're Latina. And I was like four months in LA. Wow.

Starting point is 00:16:34 It was like a casting call thing. That's crazy. I didn't know. I auditioned for it. Holy shit. And then the other one was later. It was called EmojiCon or something. Okay. My episode is still on there.

Starting point is 00:16:47 And me and my writing partner at the time, we were like, oh, we'll go as a duo. And we had so much fun and we lost miserably. But it was such a good idea for a show. I think they stopped it, but you essentially have to come up with phrases based off of emojis. Like they just put emojis and then you have to like guess.

Starting point is 00:17:06 Cool. And the other couple or the other team were so much better than us. Was that on a game show network or something? Yeah. That's fun. My dream is to get us like smosh any grouping of us onto like Family Feud.

Starting point is 00:17:21 Because you know we need to have one of those moments where we're asked like an embarrassing question and we answer something that's embarrassing and Steve just goes. Yeah. That's a very good answer. He like walks off, it's incredible. Yeah.

Starting point is 00:17:35 Can't we do this, boss? Can you figure this out for us? Can you do this? Can you do this? Yeah, you know, I got Steve's number. We go shopping for suits a lot. Yeah, he does have a new... If you watch a bunch of episodes in a row,

Starting point is 00:17:51 he has a new suit every episode. He's dripped out. Have you ever been on his social media? He's dripped out. That man has to own the most suits out of any man in the world. I love that. But anyways, we're about to try to see if we can get on Jeopardy. Yeah.

Starting point is 00:18:06 Which I think we know the answer to. Good luck. But, let's try. Let's try. Yeah. Ian, you're gonna be typing, which you're very nervous about. You informed us that you're bad at typing.

Starting point is 00:18:15 I was like, you guys want me to type my WPM is shit. So, I guess we'll see. It's gonna be fine. It's also like weird, like typing around a microphone, but it'll be okay. So we wanna try, there's three different tests here. We have Jeopardy! Teen. What do you think?

Starting point is 00:18:30 We have Jeopardy! College Championship and Jeopardy!. I feel like we should do vanilla Jeopardy!. All right. All right, Ian. So I will read the question. I'll type. And what are you doing, Amanda? I'm just gonna fucking vibe.

Starting point is 00:18:41 Amanda's the brains of Jeopardy!. Oh, oh, oh, oh, okay. Okay. That was great. Look, we're doing our best. I think we gotta just shoot from the hip. And you have to remind them, we have 15 seconds to answer this.

Starting point is 00:18:57 Each question will have 15 seconds to type it out into there. So, and Selena, you said it's like phonetics. We don't have to be perfect spelling or anything. It'll get the vibe. Good. Okay, are we ready? Oh man.

Starting point is 00:19:13 We're so ready. Each question will be 15 seconds. The whole test is timed. So each question is just gonna be up for 15 seconds. Will we see our results at the end or after each question? At the end? At the end, we'll get our full results. Oh, brother.

Starting point is 00:19:27 This might be good. This might be good, so we're not like, oh shit, we got that wrong, we got that wrong, we got that wrong. We can go through it with just blind confidence. Okay. Let's do it. Here we go. Jeopardy.

Starting point is 00:19:39 Are you guys ready? We're about to get on Jeopardy. Yeah. We're about to annihilate this. I guess for the sake of people who are listening, or audio only, regardless of if we know the answer, right away, we should still let Shane say the whole question out.

Starting point is 00:19:57 I'll read out the question. Yes. Look, Ian, if you know the answer, feel free to start typing it out. Yes. Word. But I will read the entire question. Great.

Starting point is 00:20:06 And I will be here for so much support. She'll be here for all the coconut oil related questions. Yeah. If the question has to do with what a man thinks, Amanda's gonna crush it. Yeah. I can't, I literally can't. That is not my legacy.

Starting point is 00:20:21 All right, let's hop into it. Let's go. Okay, I'm actually nervous. Here we go. Okay. Oh, I'm actually one. Okay US presidents is the first category. He succeeded James Madison. Oh, oh shit Is that? James Madison Buchanan You think it was James Buchanan Lincoln I would say Henry Adams, John Henry Adams. The Bible. The Bible, oh, love the Bible.

Starting point is 00:20:46 In Genesis chapter four, the Lord set a mark upon the brother, lest any finishing him should kill him. Lest any finding him should kill him. That was Cain. That was Cain who killed Aiden. Oh, my favorite wrestler. Potables, traditionally a black Russian Paris Kahlua

Starting point is 00:21:03 with this liquor. Milk, white vodka. White Russian, right? No, wait, the liquor, it's vodka. Okay, five syllable words. It's the fear of foreigners. Xenophobia. Xenophobia. Didn't know that.

Starting point is 00:21:17 This is awesome, I'm learning so much. Art. Art. This armless statue was discovered in pieces on Milos in 1820. Oh, it's that. It's Aphrodite. I think it's, let's go with Aphrodite. Weights and measures.

Starting point is 00:21:33 Love, love lifting weights. Four pounds equals this many ounces. It's 12 ounces to pound, right? 16 ounces times, 16 times four. 64, right? I'm having fun. 64. Right? I don't know. Novels of the 1800s. Edward Rochester catches the eye of this title, Heroin.

Starting point is 00:21:53 What? Oh shit, I love novels and I don't fucking know this one. Oh my God. Jimmy. You wanna be a writer? Is it Emma? Good luck. That's 1700s, fuck. Oh God.

Starting point is 00:22:01 Four letter words. You guys need to slow down. It's probably one of the three lines or gene here. It can mean 500 sheets of paper in this plural. It just signifies a lot of stuff. It can mean 500 sheets of paper in the plural. It just sacrifices a lot of stuff. Book?

Starting point is 00:22:17 Did you say book? Jesus Christ. It's what M stands for in the equation F equals MA. Mass? No idea. Sure, mass. Mass? No idea. Sure, mass. Mass. Do it.

Starting point is 00:22:28 Huh, fun. Food and drink. This expensive golden spice is a key ingredient in paella. Oh, is it turmeric? Saffron. It's probably saffron. Saffron's the most expensive spice they want. I thought saffron was red.

Starting point is 00:22:38 No. Well, fuck you. She was crowned on June 28th, 1838. Is that Victoria? Sure. Let's go with it. Love it. Who cares?

Starting point is 00:22:46 Parts of speech. Parts of speech. By, of, and outside are examples of this part of speech. Participable? No. No, parable? No, adverb? No, no, no.

Starting point is 00:22:57 Oh, Selena knows it. And we had to learn all of these. Fuck. Two seconds. Sports league, whatever. You better get this. The Atlanta Dream and Los Angeles Sparks compete in this league.

Starting point is 00:23:07 WNBA? WNBA. The WNBA. She's right. Wim Witts writers love this. Her novel, The Bell Jar. Oh shit. Under her pseudonym, wait.

Starting point is 00:23:18 Oh, I know it. Maya Angelou. No, no, no, no, no. Oh God. Emma. No. Dang it. It's fine. Sylvia Plath, Ian, no, no. Oh, god. Emma! No! No! Dang it!

Starting point is 00:23:26 It's fine. Sylvia Plath! Ian, we had time! It's fine! 2020, she released the album Folklore, followed up- Taylor Swift! I- I knew Sylvia Plath! Shakespeare!

Starting point is 00:23:36 Don't go crazy! We have time, Ian! The Prince has the most lines of any character in a single play by Shakespeare. Is that Hamlet? Hamlet? It's gotta be Hamlet, Sure! We have time now guys! I think he was a prince. Science! We have time Ian. It's the most plentiful element in Earth's atmosphere. Is that nitrogen?

Starting point is 00:23:56 Nitrogen. Okay. Or is it hydrogen? No, it's nitrogen. Love struck Taminoe makes use of this title instrument in a Mozart opera. Harp? No, flute? Oh, flute? Flute? All right, let's say flute.

Starting point is 00:24:11 I think it's a Broadway musical. Broadway musicals. This is you, Amanda. Songs from the musical include When Velma Takes the Stand. Oh, Chicago. And Cell Block Tango. Chicago. Chicago. Lakes.

Starting point is 00:24:20 Love Lakes. It's the westernmost of North America's Great Lakes fuck me. Oh, that's superior Totally no, it's superior Shit it might be Michigan psychology. I know this one short winter days can trigger this disorder seasonal effective And yeah, no mountains. Mountains, love them. Much of Mexico's made up of a mountain system

Starting point is 00:24:48 bearing this motherly name. Sierra Madre. Sierra Madre. Authors love them. You better know this. Leaving a small but beloved body of work, she died in Monroeville, Alabama in 2016. Oh, it's probably To Kill a Mockingbird.

Starting point is 00:25:06 Oh, yeah. A fairy, Shepherd Fairy? Shepherd Fairy. I don't know. Who are you? You just wrote Shepherd Faye. You just wrote Shepherd Faye. I couldn't finish it.

Starting point is 00:25:15 All right, this term refers to a member of the president's cabinet selected to not attend the State of the Union speech. Vice president? Vice president. Gotta be vice president. Medical milestones in 1987, the state of the union speech vice president vice president gotta be vice president medical milestones uh in 1987 uh azt became the first drug approved for treating this disease 1987 i don't know if that's true it's an it's an answer statement four seconds uh it's the only u.s state that touches

Starting point is 00:25:42 both nevada and can. What the fuck is that? Is that Idaho? Seattle? It's gotta be Idaho. Oh, why did I say Seattle? Yeah, that sounds right. World leaders serving from 1969 to 1974, she was Israel's first female prime minister.

Starting point is 00:25:59 Zero clue. Sylvia Plath. Yeah, let's put in, I'm gonna say Emma. God! What did you write? Poetry in a poem by Maya Angelou. These two words proceed,

Starting point is 00:26:09 sings with a fearful trill, and sings of freedom. Shit. Just, it's not I Know Why the Cage Brings Sings, but it's just. It's not Blue Eye, okay. Just put. Emma. I hate you. Three Gs. A Flock of Keys.

Starting point is 00:26:23 A Gaggle. Wow, nice. Classic films. You better get this, Ian. I hate you three G's a block of peace a gaggle Wow nice Classic films you better get this Ian in this classic Rick still has feelings for Lisa even though she's married to Victor Lazlo. Oh, that's a Casablanca Okay, I was gonna be my guess. All right. That was so stressful. That was so fast like You like very fast. Wait, like- Very fast. Wait, is that how much time they have on the show? I mean, they have less time

Starting point is 00:26:51 because other people are buzzing in. You're so right. We did have some time on some of those. No, no, because I- No. No, here's the difference. Here's the difference, y'all. We have to fucking type. And my WPM is ass.

Starting point is 00:27:03 Here's the deal, here's the deal. Ian. So you guys, you guys were like, we had time. I'm like, you had two more seconds to tell me your answer. And my WPM is ass. Here's the deal, here's the deal Ian. We had time, I'm like you had two more seconds to tell me your answer. You should type it but don't send it. Why? Cause what if it's wrong?

Starting point is 00:27:12 Then I have to go backspace, backspace, backspace, backspace, backspace. Good lord. How many answers did you write Emma for? Yeah. Four maybe? Okay. Do we wanna see our results?

Starting point is 00:27:23 Yeah. Yeah let's do it. Let's take a look. Okay. All right. So he succeeded James Madison. That was James Monroe. We guessed Lincoln.

Starting point is 00:27:33 You wrote Lincoln. I said John Henry Adams, which is a better guess than that. In Genesis chapter four, the Lord set a mark upon this brother, lest any finding him should kill him. Who is Cain? And we wrote Cain in the different way.

Starting point is 00:27:48 I wrote Cain in the WWE way. Okay. Which, you know, who knows? Could be the same guy. Traditionally, a black Russian pairs with this. Kaluwa with this liquor. What is vodka? We wrote vodka.

Starting point is 00:28:03 Yeah, woo. Got it, we got vodka. Fear of foreigners. What is vodka? We wrote vodka. Yeah Got it. We got vodka. What is xenophobia? We said xenophobia Got it. This armistice statue was discovered in pieces on Milos in 1820 What is the Venus de Milo? And we said Aphrodite. Wow. Well, wait is Venus is the Greek version? No Is Venus the Roman version of Aphrodite? OH! Basically got it! They should have given it to us! We just got the wrong pantheon, that's fine.

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Starting point is 00:29:05 slash audio. We did we did the appropriators Venus. Somehow we get smited by Zeus. All right four pounds equals this many ounces what is 64 we said 64 good math. Great job that was definitely a good job on the math. Novels of the 1800s. It was Jane Eyre, wasn't it? Edward Rochester catches the eye of this title heroine. Who is Jane Eyre? Emma was our response. Yeah, no, Emma was written in the 1700s. Okay, it can mean 500 sheets of paper in the plural,

Starting point is 00:29:38 it just signifies a lot of stuff. What is ream? We said book. We're getting reamed in this. Yeah. I knew there was a word for like a thick thing and I was like, ah, I guess I thought of stamps. Ream.

Starting point is 00:29:52 It was what M stands for in the equation F equals MA. What is mass? We said mass, mother fucker. Hell yeah. I'm glad we got mass. We got Q physics. We got mass. Let's go.

Starting point is 00:30:01 This expensive golden spice is a key ingredient in paella. What is saffron? We said saffron. Yeah, baby. Saffron, bro. 19th century notables. She was crowned on June 28th, 1838. Who is Queen Victoria?

Starting point is 00:30:16 We said Victoria. Nice. Nice. Parts of speech. By of, outside or examples of this part of speech, what is preposition? Preposition. Our response fuck fuck I knew yeah I knew there's a P good job did I say did I say preposition no I said participle we in in and I said parable in school we had to memorize every preposition yeah it sucked so bad I was

Starting point is 00:30:42 like if these suck so much and we're not supposed to use them that much, why are we memorizing them? But you did not say that. You were probably like, this is awesome and I'm grateful to be here. No, I hated that part of my life so much that I compartmentalized it away. Oh wow, okay.

Starting point is 00:30:55 That's why I couldn't think about it. Well, it's coming up now. All right, sports leagues. The Atlanta Dream, Los Angeles Sparks compete in this league. What is the WNBA? We said WNBA. WNBA, nice.

Starting point is 00:31:03 Hell yes. I feel like they should flip the thing, said your response and the track response. Yes, I agree. I'll read it that way now. Okay, great. Okay, so, women writers, her novel, The Bell Jar was published in 1963 under a pseudonym.

Starting point is 00:31:17 Our response, Emma, which I thought was a pretty good. No. Who is Sylvia Plath? And Shane knew it was Sylvia Plath. I figured it out after. Yeah, but I wouldn't have had this. It was too late. It was too late. If we had the buzzer, if we had the brrrr. Who is Sylvia Plath? And Shane knew it was Sylvia Plath. I figured it out after. It was too late. If we had the buzzer, if we had the brrrrroop

Starting point is 00:31:30 we could have answered. Yeah, sorry. In 2020 she released the album Folklore, followed up by Just Five Months and Evermore We said Taylor Swift, the answer was Taylor Swift. That is correct. Shakespeare, Prince is the most lines in any character by a single play by Shakespeare our response Hamlet and correct response

Starting point is 00:31:47 Hamlet I didn't realize he was a prince Yeah, okay. Yeah, cuz like his like right his father. Yes father. It's it's it's like King It's the Lion King. It's like yeah pretty much. So he's the he's the prince and they would have taken Simba to You're so right. Simba probably has the most lines of any lion in any movie. Scar spoke a lot. I know and it's like dude stop. It's like come on we get it you have revenge you hate your brother.

Starting point is 00:32:16 Scar honestly was the best character. He was because it was uh. He's so fun. What's his name? Are you doing this? Yeah I'm not going to do it. You have 15 seconds. But I love that actor so much.

Starting point is 00:32:26 Jeffrey, Jason, move on. Move, move, move on, move on. It's the most plentiful element in the Earth's atmosphere. We said nitrogen, the correct answer, nitrogen. That's why those cars go so fast in Fast and the Furious. Oh my God, you're so right. Well, that's nitrous. With Vin Diesel. Nitros. That's nitrous oxide.

Starting point is 00:32:46 Guys, I learned that Vin Diesel's 5'4". Tommy saw him in person. What? Oh, I shouldn't give that away because that's in a video. No, that's so fucking funny. I shouldn't give that away. In circumference?

Starting point is 00:33:03 This is crazy. This is crazy. This is crazy. Sometimes I need to filter myself. Holy shit. But I heard that he's very short. Could you imagine? Most actors are shorter than you realize. Oh definitely, but Vin Diesel?

Starting point is 00:33:18 He gives five four. Does he? Yeah, it's giving five four. Have you seen his social media? I don't know, but how can he take care of the family if he's just. Are you saying short men can you seen his social media? I don't know, but how can he take care of the family if he's just... Pfft. Are you saying short men can't look after their family?

Starting point is 00:33:28 I am not saying that. Short men are great. Kings, love it. You say short... Let's move on. Short men can't look over the familia? Let's just do that. Jesus Christ.

Starting point is 00:33:38 Let's go. Is he doing another Riddick? I think he announced he's doing another Riddick. I loved Riddick. I think he got- I'm not gonna lie. I think that was like his deal Who was blackmailing Vin Diesel? You answered Emma on the next question. Okay, Love Struck Tamino makes use of this title instrument in a Mozart opera.

Starting point is 00:34:11 What is the magic flute? Our response, flute. Because I saw this show in Chicago. What is a magic flute? The magic flute is like, it creates all types of magic through sound. What the fuck? Got it, thanks.

Starting point is 00:34:26 No, this was one of his, a beautiful opera and I saw it in Chicago with like 10 people who did the whole thing. Cool. Really? Yeah, it was really cool. I'm gonna say this at this stage, we're doing, I think we did far better than I expected. Yeah, yeah, yeah, me too.

Starting point is 00:34:40 Any flautists in the audience, let us know what a magic flute is. Yeah. Broadway musicals, Velma takes a stand, Sublock Tango, we said Chicago, the correct response, Chicago. All right, last one, I think it's the last one, no it's not.

Starting point is 00:34:55 What's the western most, North America's Great Lakes? The answer was Superior, we said, what is Lake Superior? Fuck yeah, fuck you geography. We know those lakes. That's geography. We know those lakes. That's right. We know those lakes. We understand it.

Starting point is 00:35:08 Is it okay that we just wrote Superior? Yeah. Okay. That's what they, if you're in Chicago, that's what they say. Like, oh yeah, Superior. Is that a Chicago accent? Oh, it is now.

Starting point is 00:35:19 Chicago. Yeah, Chicago. Superior. You know? Okay. Is that the lake that's about Chicago? That's not Michigan? I don't fucking know. I don't think you're right. I don't think it, Chicago. Superior, you know? Okay. Is that the lake that's above Chicago that's not Michigan? I don't fucking know.

Starting point is 00:35:26 I don't think you're right. You know what? I don't think you're right. I think that might be Michigan. Look, I have a mustache. I know a little bit about Chicago. No, no, no. Get out of here.

Starting point is 00:35:36 That's how it works. All right. All I know is they got a lot of fresh water and we're going to take it all. Oh, whoa. We're taking it. We're taking it. Okay, psychology. All right, psychology. Short winter's day can trigger this disorder,

Starting point is 00:35:46 abbreviated SAD. We said seasonal affective disorder. It is seasonal affective disorder. Woo! Mountains. I mean, not woo for seasonal affective disorder. Much of Mexico is made up of a mountain system bearing this motherly name.

Starting point is 00:35:59 We said Sierra Madre, guess what? It's fucking Sierra Madre. Right. That's right. Try to come at me with geography. Oh my God. Whoa. Who are you fighting right now?

Starting point is 00:36:09 Harper Lee. Oh, Harper Lee. And you wrote Shepherd Faye. I couldn't finish it. Okay, leaving a small but beloved body of work, she died in Monrovia, Alabama in 2016. It is Harper Lee, not Shepherd Faye. But you see where I was going with that.

Starting point is 00:36:26 No. Harper, Shepard. No I don't. It was like a person that does a thing. Cause she only wrote two books that I'm aware of. But yeah. Wow. Well I knew.

Starting point is 00:36:39 I don't know books. I could have done that thing. See if I think the host would have been okay if I was like, hey it's the lady who wrote to kill a mockingbird She was friends with Truman Capote like you know it's all good you get that I get the answer You cannot explain your way out of jeopardy. I feel like they're pretty strict I have to say Shane. I'm kind of disappointed in you because you're the book guy and I didn't and I didn't get Jane Eyre and Harper Lee. Those are those are just the basics

Starting point is 00:37:06 I've lost it, man. No, I'm never gonna read again. No, okay, all right. What did I forget to say? This term refers to a member of the president's cabinet. Oh. We didn't get this. Did not attend the State of Union speech

Starting point is 00:37:16 in case of catastrophe. That is the designated survivor. What? We said vice president. But is the vice president the designated survivor? He could be, but anybody could be the designated survivor. No, I'm getting no. The designated survivor? Is it the secretary of state?

Starting point is 00:37:31 It could be anyone. Dude, there was a TV show called Designated Survivor. Look, what if the State of the Union speech is happening and you just get a text and it's like, hey guys, you're the designated survivor. Just letting you know, hey Ian, you're the designated survivor. Just letting you know, hey Ian, you're the designated survivor. And he's like, oh!

Starting point is 00:37:49 Shoot, this sucks, I'm so busy. But I'm like, oh, but I'm just chairman of Pussy. What am I supposed to do running the whole country? You don't deserve to be here. I only know one thing. That's the only way I could serve my country. Country? God damn.

Starting point is 00:38:07 No! That's what I heard, and that's what I heard. Case closed. Alright! I hear they're holding elections soon. Oh god. There's a show called Designated Survivor where I think like the White House gets bombed or something.

Starting point is 00:38:28 Was that before or after 24? Like how many? It was after 24. It was a couple years ago. Of course, they were like, we got something else for you. The show did not survive. No.

Starting point is 00:38:35 No, it wasn't a good Designated Survivor. No. Okay. All right. AZT, oh, became the first drug approved for treating this disease. We said Parkinson's, the answer is AIDS. Oh. That makes more sense

Starting point is 00:38:49 because 1987 that timeline tracks. Philadelphia, Tom Hanks. He won an Oscar for that. If you guys know that. And he won an Oscar for Forrest Gump in the same decade. That's crazy. I feel like he should not have won an Oscar for Forrest Gump. 1993 and 1994, I think, something like that. Don't ask me why I know that.

Starting point is 00:39:08 Okay, state borders. I think you got this. I think you got this one. Yeah, the only state that touches both Nevada and Canada. Our response, Idaho. The correct response, Idaho. Did not let Trevor down on that one. Yeah, is he from Idaho? He's from Idaho. Potatoes? That's why he loves potatoes. He's a potato boy. It's like, Trevor is a potato. He is a tall potato. All right.

Starting point is 00:39:31 We're leaders serving from, this is Israel's first female prime minister. We said Emma, and guess what, it wasn't Emma. It was Golda Meyer. Golda Meyer. Emma was never going to be correct, but I loved that we did that. It was Austin Powers' goldire. Gold-a-mire. Emma was never going to be correct, but I loved that we did that. It was Austin Powers gold member.

Starting point is 00:39:47 Gold member. I love gold. Nice. Thank you. Been working on that for a while. Guys remember Fat Bastard? All right. Yeah, oh yeah.

Starting point is 00:40:01 Yeah, we remember 2005. Get in my belly. Dude. What? That's what we watched. That's the comedy. The world sat and watched that and nobody did anything about it. Yeah, Mike Myers being fat. In a giant fat suit, covered in grease. Like always covered in chicken grease and Scottish.

Starting point is 00:40:22 No, we definitely need to reflect. And he's like, let me eat the baby. Let's eat the baby, get in my belly. Yeah, he was trying to eat Mini-Me. Who was? And Mini-Me, oh. Also not problematic. Let's continue on.

Starting point is 00:40:40 Mini-Me, you'll complete me. One million dollars. What the fuck is happening? This has just turned into a middle school quote fest of Austin Powers. I loved Austin Powers. Yeah, anyway, we still got more questions. MyAngela, these two words proceed,

Starting point is 00:40:58 sings with a fearful trill and sings with freedom. Our response, Emma. And it was Caged Bird, we said it. Caged Bird. We said it, because we thought it was too easy. I have not read I And it was Caged Bird, we said it. Caged Bird. We said it. Cause we thought it was too easy. I have not read, I know why the Caged Bird sings. I thought it was more of a memoir. I didn't realize is that's also a poem that you wrote.

Starting point is 00:41:13 Yes, yes, yes. It's so good. And I feel dumb. Well. We said Emma, all right. Okay. All right, three G's, I think we got this. Yes. Fuck of Geese.

Starting point is 00:41:23 We said gaggle. Correct response. It is gaggle. Gaggle we got this. Yes. Fuck of geese, we said gaggle. Correct response. It is gaggle. Gaggle. Good job. Gaggle of geese. That was really good. I didn't know that one.

Starting point is 00:41:31 Really? You didn't know gaggle of geese? No. I feel like we should all know the fun words for groups of animals, like murder of crows. Murder of crows is the best. It's so awesome. Yeah.

Starting point is 00:41:40 Yeah, there's some insane ones out there. Yeah. What's the most insane one? I don't remember, but I just know some of them are like stupid. I don't know fucking Google it I don't have my phone on me. There's some there's something straight-up silly. I feel like Alexina's googling them right now No, she's not she's a pandemonium of what? Parrots a podium of parrots that actually makes so much sense because parrots are crazy Yeah, dude have you seen margaritaville have you seen those wild the the wild green parrots that live in LA? Yeah Yeah, they're like

Starting point is 00:42:13 Margaritaville Hell yeah, Jimmy Buffet Classic films, it's classic Rick. In this classic Rick still has feelings for Ilsa even though she's married to Victor Lazlo We said Casablanca the answer is Casablanca. I can't believe I got that one. I know I'm like that was yours Ian I I saw Casablanca for the first time like four years ago. I actually I ride for that movie I watched it on the plane. That movie's actually so good. It's good. I haven't seen in forever It's good. I haven't seen in forever. It's solid I don't watch a lot of old old movies a lot of them are just like hard to watch. Yeah, like the vibe is so different

Starting point is 00:42:52 Movies are so slow-paced from back then. Yeah, but that one's really good. Really? Yeah, it's just really really good We did better than you thought what's our score did? Did we get like an overall score? They don't tell you a score. I think you guys got 19 if I was keeping track. No way, no way. So basically we won. Basically we're on Jeopardy. Basically Ken Jennings, look out, we're coming for your jab.

Starting point is 00:43:17 How many hosts did they go through before they decided on Ken Jennings? Whole bunch. After Alex Trebek died, how many? I think they just had, they had the- Like three or two? They had the Big Bang woman. Yep.

Starting point is 00:43:29 The Big Bang woman. I doubt she loves- Did they have Aaron Rodgers? I doubt she loves her. What? Am I crazy? Wait, the baseball player? Aaron Rodgers?

Starting point is 00:43:37 No, no, the football player. I could have sworn that it was like a guest host. Wait, Aaron Rodgers who was married to Shailene Woolley? I think I'm thinking of, I'm completely mixed up. But you know what Jeopardy did have? Didn't they have that one producer guy tried to take it over, over Ken Jennings? And then there was like a huge backlash.

Starting point is 00:43:54 And they're like, we don't want you, you suck. And then he backed off and then Ken Jennings took it. It's very hard to replace Alex Trebek. Well, nobody's gonna replace him, right? No, never. It's a new vibe. Trebek was just too good. He was so good talk about My I'm be all like that's her name and she's a genius Yeah, she's like a rocket scientist. Yeah. I think I think I forever ago saw her on celebrity Jeopardy

Starting point is 00:44:22 And she just was annihilating everyone. Oh really? I might maybe I'm wrong, but I could have sworn anyways, okay. Look at us guys. We did a really good job There was a few that we we wrote Emma in but we technically could have gotten it like I knew Harper Lee Sylvia Plath Jane Eyre. The timing was tough. I knew those I knew him. I just you know, I needed like a second to cook Yeah, but he couldn't have typed that fast. I feel like we make a pretty good team. I think so. Yeah, I was here. Maybe if you do the typing next time. That was the hardest one, right?

Starting point is 00:44:51 Sure. No, I guarantee college is gonna be way harder than adults. Ugh. Let's be real. They'd probably throw some like math in there. Oh, and we don't want that. No. Well, he did math good.

Starting point is 00:45:03 The college one's gonna be like, what should your body count be? And I'm like, um... Over 50 by now. If you're a senior, it should be over 60. It should be over 100. Do you think the teen one is gonna have like, what character's head pops out of a toilet?

Starting point is 00:45:22 Skippity, yeah. You think? I actually don't know what his name is. I don't think teenagers are down for, I don't think they're like- I think it's gonna be, it also could be really dated. Should we take it right now? Do we wanna take the teen one or the college one?

Starting point is 00:45:34 I kinda wanna leave the college one for last. All right, let's go teen. We're doing all three? Yeah, dude. Okay, we're doing all three. I wanna do teen, but like, teen when? I know. Teen when? When we were teens? Well, okay. I wanna do teen, but like teen when? I know. Teen when?

Starting point is 00:45:46 When we were teens? Well, okay, so on the picture, there's a music symbol, there's a government symbol, and there's a world symbol. I think this is for like smart teens. I don't think this is gonna be like teen knowledge. So this is for millennials.

Starting point is 00:46:02 I just mean, I don't think this is gonna be like slang or like pop culture stuff. I think it's gonna still be general knowledge just for teens. So like when did you get your first practice bra or your period? Here's the issue, here's the issue. Cause what the prob-

Starting point is 00:46:16 What class do you typically get a boner in? All of them! Yeah. Oh! There's no rhyme or reason for high school boners, all right, let's let's be clear No, it's not I shouldn't I don't want to talk about teen boners any There we go, we're gonna take this back to the test. Okay.

Starting point is 00:46:44 Let's get into it. Let's get into it. I have a feeling like they're gonna be questions that we all learned 20 years ago. Yeah, for sure. I have forgotten. Probably. Okay, all right, here we go.

Starting point is 00:46:55 I hope it's not a lot of math. The test will begin in 30 seconds. All right. What grades did you guys get in high school? I got pretty good grades. Yeah? I got pretty good grades, Yeah. I got pretty good grades, but I nearly failed chemistry.

Starting point is 00:47:09 Oh, I never took chemistry. Oh. I didn't mind chemistry, but physics was not my friend. You're naming like the hardest subjects. I never did honors, but I did like, physics was very hard for me, but I loved English lit. Five.

Starting point is 00:47:21 Oh yeah. I got placed into remedial math though, in freshman year or something. Oh, okay, here we go. Shakespeare. Lit. Oh yeah. I got placed into remedial math though in freshman year or something. Okay, here we go. Shakespeare. Frick. Shakespeare called this couple a pair of star-crossed lovers.

Starting point is 00:47:32 Oh, this is fun. Okay, you could do short. Disney movies. Yay! Oh yeah, Thumper is the title Disney, oh Bambi. Bambi. Thumper, that's Bambi.

Starting point is 00:47:42 Anatomy. Anatomy. Oh, here we go, period time. The olfactory nerves affect this sense in the brain. That is the nose, that is smell. Did you write smell? I think he did. Yeah, I wrote smell. Okay, the colorful body of water

Starting point is 00:47:54 separates Saudi Arabia from Africa. The Red Sea. Yeah, there you go. Common bonds. The bowler and the fez are both types of these. Those are hats. Sorry, I guess I should have waited for you to. Common bonds. The bowler and the fez are both types of these. Those are hats. Sorry, I guess I should have waited for you to. Great Brits.

Starting point is 00:48:09 King Henry VIII married this many Catharines. Wasn't there Catherine VIII? Catherine's... Let's say he married, it was at least two or three. It's definitely not one. Should I say two or three? No, no, no, right three. Harry Potter.

Starting point is 00:48:22 Okay. It's the only mythological animal mentioned in a Harry Potter book title. Is it Cerberus? No, let's see. Phoenix. Phoenix. It is a Phoenix. I hate spelling Phoenix.

Starting point is 00:48:34 Food. In the South, hominy, when ground is more popularly known as this. I don't know what hominy is. Corn? Do you wanna say, when ground, grits? Grits, grits, grits, grits, grits, grits, grits, grits. Historic women.

Starting point is 00:48:50 She made her solo flight across the Atlantic in 1932. That's Amelia Earhart. Record time of 14 hours, 56 minutes. Still haven't found her plane. That was Mary Curie. Stock symbols, smile and say cheese for this picture perfect company, whose stock symbol is ekdkq.

Starting point is 00:49:08 Wait, I don't know. I think Brandon's gonna be... Kodak? Put Kodak! Before and after, King Arthur's special piece of furniture used at the beginning of a book to list what's inside. What? A chest? Do we want to say a chest? Sure, I don't know. Go three seconds.

Starting point is 00:49:25 Chest. Capital cities. The capital of New Zealand is the southernmost national capital of the world. Is it Auckland? Auckland. Or is it Christchurch? I think it's Auckland.

Starting point is 00:49:36 Put Auckland. Christchurch? Pop culture. In 2012, Cy got the record for the most YouTube views ever passing the former record holder. Justin Bieber, I think. With Justin Bieber, yeah. Quotes from kids books.

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Starting point is 00:50:41 Animals, foxes, wolves, and jackals all belong to this family of mammals. That is feline. No, it's not felines no who fuck canine no no fuck guys canids is it like something weird two seconds the Bible the book of the Bible recounts the departure of the Israelites out of slavery exodus Egypt yeah cuz I watched I watched watched the Prince of Egypt. It's an early... God, what a great movie.

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Starting point is 00:51:20 Clichés. Ooh. You're on the money if you know a car with good brakes will stop in one of these. Dime. A dime. Dime. Literary characters, this inspector mercilessly pursues Jean Valjean in Les Miserables. I don't know the name, I don't know the name.

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Starting point is 00:51:54 Who? Frick. I don't know. This is early on. Joe Byron. Joe Byron. This US state is the land of enchantment. Oh, I've heard this before. I was supposed to say Florida, that is not right. Montana? No, that's Big Sky. Wyoming?

Starting point is 00:52:14 Just choose something. Wyoming! It's not that, but the theater. Who's afraid of Virginia Woolf, not the author of the play? Sylvia Plath? No. No. I have no idea. Oh shit I do not know this one. Okay Emma. Emma. Oh that's weather. In 1979 Bob was the first

Starting point is 00:52:35 one of these to be given a hurricane. National parks. There are alligators in this one point for Everglades. Square Mile National Park authorized in 1934. That is the Everglades National Park. 2013 sports news. American teen Sloane Stevens upset this older US female star at the Australian Open. Tennis. Tennis, it's gotta be tennis.

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Starting point is 00:53:34 Oh, this has to be like a like a red scare kind of thing Independence Day Oh, yeah, independence day! What the fuck? It's not. That was not how you spelled it. It's ancient history. In the 400s BC, King Darius and Xerxes of the empire, both were turned back trying to invade Greece.

Starting point is 00:53:53 Nice. Yeah. Yeah. Okay, the teen one was a little bit easier than the adult one. It felt like things we learned in when we were teens. Yeah, it did pretty good overall. There was some that I know we got wrong. Although saying

Starting point is 00:54:06 like, stop on a dime, like no teen knows that, that I feel like that's such an old person phrase. Losers do. Have you seen that clip where Alex Trebek calls a contestant a loser? Yeah. What? Incredible. She's like this girl, he's like talking to her, he's like about her hobbies and she's like yeah we get

Starting point is 00:54:23 together play play board games do all these things he's like this girl, he's like talking to her, he's like about her hobbies, and she's like, yeah, we get together, play board games, do all these things, he's like, losers. I think she, was she saying that he'd play D&D or something? Something like that. In other words, losers. Stop. Yeah, he just straight up calls her a loser dude. Wait, that's so good.

Starting point is 00:54:36 Okay, Shakespeare called this couple a pair of star-crossed lovers. We wrote Romeo and Juliet, the answer is Romeo and Juliet. That was easy. Oh, man. Do you wanna take it? Sure, Thumper is the title Disney characters best friend who is Bambi, we also said Bambi, saddest movie ever.

Starting point is 00:54:55 The olfactory nerves affect this sense in the brain, we said smell, what is smell? What is smell? What is smell? I'm always asking that. Bodies of water. This colorful body of water separates Saudi Arabia from Africa.

Starting point is 00:55:08 We wrote the Red Sea. What is the Red Sea? You guys were crushing it. The bowler and the fez are both types of these. We wrote hats. It's hats. What are hats? Hats.

Starting point is 00:55:19 King Henry the Six. Whoa, married this many Catherine's. We put three three what is three yeah right locked in the third clock wait did Catherine the third here's what I don't think she got the third because she's the third Catherine to be married right

Starting point is 00:55:37 no no that would be brutal that's where heavy so be an awful thing we didn't didn't kill off his wives because they wouldn't create a male heir? Yeah. Here's what's crazy. It's the male sperm that chooses the fucking gender. So this mother fuck was blaming it all on her. Yeah, cause they knew about DNA back then.

Starting point is 00:55:59 It doesn't matter. I hate him. Let's move on. Was he also the one that started the Church of England? Yes, he couldn't, he needed to get divorced. He's like, I wanna divorce. He started a new religion to get divorced. Can you imagine that? Man.

Starting point is 00:56:10 Who was the Bolan sisters? That was them, yeah, Anne Boleyn. The other Bolan girl? Yeah, great movie, Scott Johansson and Natalie Portman. Thank you. You're welcome. There you go. All right. All right, Harry Potter. You're welcome. There you go. All right.

Starting point is 00:56:25 All right, Harry Potter. It's the only mythological animal mentioned in a Harry Potter book title. We wrote Phoenix, what is a Phoenix? Correct. In the South, hominy when ground is more popularly known as this, we wrote grits. The answer is what is grits?

Starting point is 00:56:43 ACC, groats? Also accepted. Also accepted, is that how you say groats? All right. We wrote grits the answer is what is grits? Is that you say grotes all right grits grotes grits are so got it I say with the southern that's amazing historic women Yeah, take it Actually, I can't read it that well. It's too thin She made her solo flight across the Atlantic in 1932 in a record time of 14 hours 56 minutes We wrote Amelia Earhart who is Amelia Earhart, where is she? Where is her plane? We need to find her. Did you know that a billionaire

Starting point is 00:57:11 like put together a project to find her plane and he was like, oh, I found it, doing like solar, whatever that is called. Yeah, and it was a rock formation that looked like a plane and he thought he found it. This was like four months ago. There is, I was reading a book recently about like shipwrecks and stuff.

Starting point is 00:57:28 And do you know that there's just so many fucking shipwrecks out there? There's still just discovering just tons that have so much gold on them all the time. They're so, I have scuba dived down to a shipwreck and you have to have the, you have to like be certified for a while because it takes a lot of nitrogen to go down there.

Starting point is 00:57:46 And it is spooky. Very, very spooky. Obviously you're not like going into like cabins or whatever, but you're seeing the full ship covered in sea life. It is very spooky. I think it's cool. It's very cool.

Starting point is 00:58:02 All right. That must have been cool. You wanna take this? Smile and say cheese for this picture. Perfect Company whose stock symbol is EKDKQ. We wrote Kodak, what is Kodak? Can someone slack Brennan and see if he can just clock that immediately?

Starting point is 00:58:20 I wish he was here. I feel like he would know that immediately. Why does EKDKQ not ring a bell at all? Well, it's Eastman Kodak. Yeah, KDK. James, did you know that immediately? Yeah, yeah, of course he does. These guys know cameras.

Starting point is 00:58:34 Yeah, of course. They know cameras. They know cameras pretty well. They know cameras. You know Kodak really fucked up? They had the first patent for a digital camera and they were like, nah, this won't catch on. Rough. Of course it will.

Starting point is 00:58:48 I mean, they're doing fine though. Well. Is Kodak not doing fine? What's the best camera? Guys, we have to save Kodak. Kodak used to be one of the largest companies. I love their bears. Wow.

Starting point is 00:59:00 Wow. God, go away. She just ruined the night. Get this guy out of here. Finish up your beer, get in your car, do not come back. Do we want to invite Shane? No. No thanks.

Starting point is 00:59:16 No thanks. All right. Before and after, King Arthur's special piece of furniture used at the beginning of a book to list what's inside. We wrote chess. The answer is what is the round table of contents? Obviously, the round table, the Knights of the Round Table.

Starting point is 00:59:30 God dang it! This kills me. I wanna be the first bad sport on Jeopardy. I wanna get on and it's like, what is chess? They're like, no, what is the table of contents? And I just go, fuck! I freak out. The other contestants are just like,

Starting point is 00:59:44 just really quiet, just standing very still Was this like but this is this this really confused me because they start with King Arthur's Special piece of furniture used at the beginning of the book. I think it was a table. It was a table of contents though Okay, so this this category takes two separate things and puts some okay, so this category takes two separate things and smashes them together, so we didn't know that. Can I tell you guys something? Okay, speaking of furniture, can I tell you something I learned

Starting point is 01:00:12 at the Renaissance Fair this year? Okay. That James, okay, so I go to the Renaissance Fair with a bunch of people and James is there. Did you get quizzed? No, but we're at the Renaissance Fair and the entire time, starting at the beginning of the day, James is like, guys, we gotta go to the ancient coins booth. He's like, this is what it's all about. And we're at the Renaissance Faire, and the entire time, starting at the beginning of the day, James is like, guys, we gotta go to the ancient coins booth.

Starting point is 01:00:26 He's like, this is what it's all about. And we're like, okay. I'm there with a bunch of people, but Ted Nivizen and I are with James, and we finally end up at the ancient coins booth, and we're talking to these guys for like an hour about ancient coins. What?

Starting point is 01:00:39 But they have this piece of furniture that's this weird graph of numbers on the side, it's wood, and they're talking about it and they're like, yeah, this is what people used to do back in the day before math was really a thing. So people had to keep tabs on stuff, this was their counter. And so everyone had a counter and they had these little

Starting point is 01:00:56 things that they would keep tabs on stuff, and it was a really important piece of furniture that everyone needed. He's like, but here's the thing, not everybody could afford to have an individual one. So what typically they do is they draw it in their kitchen on a table, their kitchen counter. And I was like-

Starting point is 01:01:15 Is that where kitchen counter was birthed from? That's what kitchen counter comes from. Cause they were used, you would like- See, this is why I would go to the Ren Fair, shit like that. Dude, you'd love it. And my child will be dressed up like a bird. Okay.

Starting point is 01:01:30 Train them in the ways of the soul. Train them. Capital cities. This capital of New Zealand is the southernmost national capital in the world. We're in Auckland, what is Wellington? Oh, so that's where they make beef. Wellington beef, oh my God, you're so right. Did you learn that at the Ren Fair?

Starting point is 01:01:49 All of our New Zealand fans are like shut up. Shut the fuck up. They're like shut up. No, no, sorry I need to I can't say shut up in New Zealand. It's like shut up. They're like shut up. You need to you need to stop now. Yeah, there it is. They're being very offensive. Yeah, there it is. There you go. I spelled Auckland wrong. Yeah, no, we know. Okay, Pop Culture in 2012. Are you saying PSI? PSY? Psy. Psy, pretty cool. Gangnam style? Yeah. You don't? I know who that is. Okay. No, trust me. Got the record for most YouTube views ever passing this former record holder. Who is Justin Bieber? We wrote Justin Bieber. Wow, yeah, baby.

Starting point is 01:02:28 Was he an American Idol person? No. No, he got started on YouTube. He got started on YouTube. Fungum style. YouTube star. Okay. Quotes from kids books. This one's easy. Easy. This Alice in Wonderland character

Starting point is 01:02:42 was shouting off with his head, we wrote Queen of Hearts. It is Queen of Hearts. It is the Queen of Hearts. Have you recently watched Alice in Wonderland character was shouting off with his head. We wrote Queen of Hearts. It is Queen of Hearts. It is the Queen of Hearts. Have you recently watched Alice in Wonderland? No. The OG, the cartoon one, that shit's a trip, man. Can I tell you, there is one scene in there that haunts me to this day, the walrus, who

Starting point is 01:02:59 gets all the oysters and invites them to dinner like he's going to have them as guests, and then he eats them all. And then he cries really hard after. That movie is so effed. I think Damien... Have you seen it? Alice in Wonderland? Yeah.

Starting point is 01:03:12 I don't think so. I think Damien told me that that book is about math. I thought the book is... The book is a critique on math. I thought Alice in Wonderland is all about like an LSD trip. It was written in like the 1800s, so I don't know. I mean, maybe... I mean, maybe. I mean, kinda?

Starting point is 01:03:26 If you watch it there's- You think Lewis Carroll was trippin'? So many different parts of it, it's crazy. Okay. All right. South Africa is the category, this was the term for the official policy of racial segregation in South Africa until 1994.

Starting point is 01:03:40 We wrote apartheid, what is apartheid? And you spelled it right. You're fucking right, I spelled it right job Yeah, ie always hard animals Foxes well right jackals all belong to this family of mammals we wrote Cannons and the correct respond is what is canines also acceptable cannons I? Never knew can we were both right dude. We were. Are they? I thought foxes were not canines. Well, they might, they're not the same species as dogs.

Starting point is 01:04:11 Yeah, it's okay, but they're still part of that same. Is it canids? You know what it is? I might've also been thinking, is it hyenas that are not at all canines? They're like part of their own weird British. What are they? We don't know

Starting point is 01:04:25 have you guys ever seen a hyena yeah but I do know but oh I think it's a coyote I don't think coyotes are in the same family there's something like like hyenas are in their own thing their family the street gorgeous well cuz I What's your family? Hyena Day. Hyena Day. The streets. Gorgeous. Well, cause I remember like hearing that like, yeah, like coyotes are like genetically so far from dogs, like dogs and wolves are very close, but coyotes and dogs are. That's why they have all their inventions.

Starting point is 01:05:03 You lost me there. Wile E. Coyote. Why did we invite you? For this. Finish your beer, get your car. Finish your beer. Okay, the Bible, we love it in teen Jeopardy. We love the Bible here.

Starting point is 01:05:18 This book of the Bible recounts the departure of the Israelites. Israelites. Israelites out of slavery in Egypt we wrote Exodus what is Exodus let's go I've never written I've never read the Bible before and I freaking got that let's go and I didn't get that I'm looking to make an exodus from this bar oh god finish this you should have gone an hour ago get out of here all right next one around the house

Starting point is 01:05:44 tide detergent makes a version plus this whitening at this whitening An hour ago, get out of here. All right, next one. Around the house. Tide detergent makes A version, plus this whitening substance. We wrote bleach, what is bleach? Duh. Duh. Clichés. You're on the money if you know a car with good brakes

Starting point is 01:05:56 will stop on one of these. We wrote dime, what is a dime? Let's go. Let's freaking go. I should be a teen again. No, nevermind, just take that back. I'm imagining you just full like dressed like James Dean. Like just like, yeah.

Starting point is 01:06:10 I got a, I got a toothpick in my. Yeah. Yeah, I'm driving a dime. Literary characters, this inspector, Mercer, Mercer, Lathwaite, pursues Jean Valjean and Les Miserables. So we. Jean Valjean. Thank you. Mercer, Mercer, Mercer, Mercer, Mercer, Mercer, Mercer, Mercer, Mercer, Mercer, Mercer, Mercer, Mercer, Mercer, Mercer, Mercer, Mercer, Mercer, Mercer, Mercer, Mercer, Mercer, Mercer, Mercer, Mercer, Mercer, Mercer, Mercer, Mercer, Mercer, Mercer, Mercer, Mercer, Mercer, Mercer, Mercer, Mercer, Mercer, Mercer, Mercer, Mercer, Mercer, Mercer, Mercer, Mercer, Mercer, Mercer, Mercer, Mercer, Mercer, Mercer, Mercer, Mercer, Mercer, Mercer, Mercer, Mercer, Mercer, Mercer, Mercer, Mercer, Mercer, Mercer, Mercer, Mercer, Mercer, Mercer, Mercer, Mercer, Mercer, Mercer, Mercer, Mercer, Mercer, Mercer, Mercer, Mercer, Mercer, Mercer, Mercer, Mercer, Mercer, Mercer, Mercer, Mercer, Mercer, Mercer, Mercer, Mercer, Mercer, Mercer, Mercer, Mercer, Mercer, Mercer, Mercer, Mercer, Mercer, Mercer, Mercer, Mercer, Mercer, Mercer, Mercer, Mercer, Mercer, Mercer, Mercer, Mercer, Mercer, Mercer, Mercer, Mercer, Mercer, Mercer, Mercer, Mercer, Mercer, Mercer, Mercer, Mercer, Mercer, Mercer, Mercer, Mercer, Mercer, Mercer, Mercer, Mercer, Mercer, Mercer, Mercer, Mercer, Mercer, Mercer, Mercer, Mercer, Mercer, Mercer, Mercer, Mercer, Mercer, Mercer, Mercer, Mercer, Mercer, Mercer, Mercer, Jvert was he played by Russell Crowe? Yeah. Okay, so we knew the character. The cop is by the hammer. No, please, 24601.

Starting point is 01:06:49 Oh wait, we probably can't. Jivajin. Wait, what is it? Jean Valjean? We're bleeping. Reginald Valjonson. Just so you know, we're bleeping out the singing, not because of copyright,

Starting point is 01:07:00 but because we hate Les Miserables. No! I've never seen it. You've never seen it? Actually, okay, I fuck with that musical. Okay, first of all, also that movie, they all recorded that live. I know, and you can tell, it's so much better.

Starting point is 01:07:13 Okay, next. God, I love it. Wait, it's better live to tape? I think it's super good. It's so, so good. Really? Yeah. What is this other, there was another movie

Starting point is 01:07:20 that I just saw recently, though, they shot it live. Was it Wicked? No, Wicked wasn't. I thought it was Wicked. It's not. Oh. But there are... What's tricky is she does do her stunts while singing at the same time and it's recorded.

Starting point is 01:07:35 So wait, I think it is. Okay, they sang live on Wicked. Okay, that's what I thought. That's what I thought. They killed it. Super good. All right. U.S. Super good. All right US vice presidents One of the two vice presidents who served under the first president ever to resign from office

Starting point is 01:07:49 We wrote Joe and Byron. Joe and Byron. Joe Byron. The answer is Spiro Agnew Spencer's father. Spencer's father or Gerald Ford. I didn't know Spencer's dad was the dragon. And I didn't know his first name was Spiro Spiro. Spiro? Is it Spiro? Spiro Agnew I didn't know Spencer's dad was the dragon and I didn't know his first name was Spyro Spyro Spyro Agnew It's Biro. That's a pretty sick name. It's a pretty villainous name. I feel Biro is a sick Oh the president's dead who killed him was it's Biro Agnew State mottos. Yeah, we should have got Gerald Ford.

Starting point is 01:08:25 I know, we should have. Oh. Oh. This US state is the land of enchantment. We wrote Wyoming, it's New Mexico. Do you guys keep getting ads for New Mexico? Just New Mexico in general? Yeah. It's like, try our mess. Yeah.

Starting point is 01:08:39 And it's like, all they advertise is like, there's a river. That's really funny. They're like, yeah, come on this river. Nobody else has a river. We got rivers here. Who runs those ads? The ones that are like, just come visit our state. It's the tourism board.

Starting point is 01:08:51 Oh, okay. Yeah. Wow. They get a bunch of money from taxpayers and they use it to try to get people to come to their state. I mean, that kind of makes sense. Yeah. I thought it was gonna be the land of hot air balloons.

Starting point is 01:09:02 New Mexico? That's so lame. That's what I feel like New Mexico is known for. Hot air balloons and pottery. And Breaking Bad. Yeah. Have you been in a hot air balloon? I've never been.

Starting point is 01:09:11 I'm terrified of it. Me too. I hear they're not as dangerous, but they just... They look so dangerous. I guess I just don't understand... Are they tethered to the ground? How do they get back to where they were before? You just lower the heat. You literally go back down. You cook it down.

Starting point is 01:09:33 You can only, that's why they only go up on hot air balloons when there's like no wind. Okay, okay. Because I was gonna say like, yeah, you can't control direction. So. They can, I think they can loosely control it, but it's, it is, you are kind of up to the whims of the way yeah yeah that's gorgeous you should write a book that title the whims of the wind yeah I want to go to was a Cappadocia that one place in Turkey where they got all the balloons looks really cool anyway the theater Who's afraid of Virginia Woolf? Not this author of the play. We wrote Emma.

Starting point is 01:10:09 And the answer is Edward Albee. I would have never gotten that in a million freaking years. I never really sunk my teeth into Virginia Woolf anything, really. Well, this is the play. This is the play. And then they made a movie, Who is Virginia Woolf, right? Who's Afraid of Virginia Woolf? Where Nicole Kidman had movie, Who is Virginia Woolf, right? Who's Afraid of Virginia Woolf, probably.

Starting point is 01:10:25 Where Nicole Kidman had that fake nose. I think that's a different thing, though. That's a different thing, I guess. All right, in 1979, Bob was the first one of these to be given a male name. I knew this, the answer was Hurricane. The response, the real one is Hurricane. Hell yeah.

Starting point is 01:10:42 I remember my parents talking about this. Where was this hurricane? Probably Texas or Florida. Good guess. All right, there are alligators in this 1.5 million square mile national park. Authorized in 1934, we guessed the Everglades. The answer is the Everglades.

Starting point is 01:11:01 Hell yeah, I've been there. Have you? It's awesome. Really? It's crazy, it's a different planet. Yeah. I've seen been there. Have you? It's awesome. Really? It's crazy, it's a different planet. Yeah. I've seen some. Where is it?

Starting point is 01:11:09 It's in Florida. Florida. It's frigging wild, man. Florida is huge. It's a, it's a, it's a. It's all like, it's like wetland, right? It's like. Yeah, it's a swamp.

Starting point is 01:11:17 It's, it's truly like. Spooky. It's like Star Wars. And there's alligators, it's just full of alligators. Yeah. Are you on, what are you on? Are you, are, do you go on the water? Airboat, right?

Starting point is 01:11:26 We've been on an airboat there, yeah. So you're just like going around, it's like super shallow water and you're just like airboating around and you'll just like kind of stop and the driver will just be like, all right, now over here. And he'll like slam the side of the boat or the water

Starting point is 01:11:38 and then like an alligator will just appear. Just filled with alligators. Have you seen an airboat before? Uh-huh, they look really cool. I've never been on one. They're really cool. So, how does the airboat not hit the alligators? It's, well it's very like light. Like it doesn't sink that far in. And there's no propeller in the water.

Starting point is 01:11:56 Yeah, so if it hits an alligator it would just bump over them. They're very resilient. Are there manatees in the Everglades too? Yeah, I've seen tons of manatees in Florida. They're so cool. They're very resilient. Are there manatees in the Everglades too? Yeah, I've seen tons of manatees in Florida. I wanna see a manatee, so bad. They're so cool. They're gigantic. All right. Water cow.

Starting point is 01:12:11 Okay, American teen Sloan Stevens upset this older US female star at the Australian Open. We said tennis. We simply said tennis, and the answer is Serena Williams. See, in my eyes, Serena Williams never lost. So, yeah. Good for you. Red Rain is in 2012.

Starting point is 01:12:29 That's why I didn't, I was like, I refuse. Yes, you just said tennis. Red Rain is a 2012 novel for adults by this man who scared kids with the Fear Street books. R.L. Steen, the answer is R.L. Steen. Stein, Stein, got it. With no electric charge, it's one of the fundamental particles

Starting point is 01:12:46 making up an atom's nucleus. We wrote neutron, what is neutron? We wrote nut- That was you. Nutron, that was me. That was you, good job. I did it. We're doing the neutron dance after this.

Starting point is 01:12:56 Doing the neutron. This holiday was first observed under its current name on November 11th, 1954. We wrote Indiviende, and the answer is Veterans Day. Ah, Veterans Day. And isn't that good? Didn't Trump say he's gonna change it to like World War II victory day or some shit? Oh yeah, he did say some dumbass shit last year.

Starting point is 01:13:17 In 400s BC, King Darius and Xerxes, thank you, of the empire both went, both were turned back trying to invade Greece. We wrote Persia. The answer is Persia. You got that. Yeah, yeah, I've seen 300. Oh. 22 out of 30. That's pretty good. Hey guys, I think we could be teens. Teens! I think we could be teens. Whoa, whoa, I'm changing!

Starting point is 01:13:41 No, no, like, no real anatomy questions. Oh no! Don't stand up, Ian. I can't stand up right now. That's okay, guys. Alright. Well now I just gotta tuck it into my waist. Oh god. Jesus. Sorry.

Starting point is 01:14:02 Okay, alright. We don't have time? No! Are we at 60 minutes? No. Whoa! What? Okay, we went way over, but look, we crushed this. We crushed it and we're not going to get

Starting point is 01:14:14 to the college championship practice test. This time. But we will let you know, because this is the farthest we're gonna go, if Selena makes it onto Jeopardy, we'll let you know. But that's a work in progress. Can we be in the audience If Selena makes it onto Jeopardy, we'll let you know. But that's a work in progress. Can we be in the audience if you make it on Jeopardy? Yeah.

Starting point is 01:14:29 They filmed Jeopardy right next to where they used to film Goldbergs, so I know my way around. Oh, hell yeah. Yeah, yeah, I walked around there a little bit. Okay, I don't think you're getting in there. Not getting in the building. Selena, how many do you think you got of these? I think I only got 20 on the teen one.

Starting point is 01:14:44 Whoa. Well, luckily. Looks like you need our help. Yeah, we'll do you think you got of these? I think I only got 20 on the teen one. Woah. Looks like you need our help. Yeah, we'll come and help you. We'll be in the audience just shouting the answers. R.L. Stine! Tennis! Tennis, don't do Serena, it's tennis. Jeopardy is very sophisticated.

Starting point is 01:15:02 Ian, it was such a blast to have you. You're very good at trivia. I had a lot of fun, thank you for having me. Tennis. Jeopardy is very sophisticated. Ian, it was such a blast to have you. You're very good at trivia. I had a lot of fun. Thank you for having me. Thank you, Ian. You're so welcome. Thank you for watching.

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