Smosh Mouth - Amanda's Most Offline Moments

Episode Date: December 2, 2024

Amanda and Shayne present all of Amanda’s most chronically offline moments! Exclusive $45-off Carver Mat at https://www.AuraFrames.com. Use code SMOSH at checkout to save! Let Rocket Money help you reach your financial goals faster. Get Rocket Money today at https://www.RocketMoney.com/SMOSHMOUTH. Go to https://www.Zocdoc.com/SMOSHMOUTH to find and instantly book a top-rated doctor today.  0:00 Intro 0:38 Listing internet things off 6:35 Amanda learns about Harambe 9:29 Anuc 13:18 The Bite of ’83 20:49 Tommy’s TikTok feed 26:03 One Thicc Bih 28:13 Babygirlification  31:27 Tim Allen Doom  32:14 Milkshake Duck 34:54 More TikToks 37:28 Shayne & Amanda’s feed 41:23 Larry 51:14 FNAF confession 52:39 Outro SUBSCRIBE: https://smo.sh/Sub2SmoshCast WEAR OUR JOKES: https://smosh.com WHO YOU HEAR Ian Hecox // https://www.instagram.com/ianhecox/ Courtney Miller // https://www.instagram.com/co_mill/ Shayne Topp // https://www.instagram.com/shaynetopp/ Amanda Lehan-Canto // https://www.instagram.com/filmingamanda/ Tommy Bowe // https://www.instagram.com/tomeybones/ Spencer Agnew // https://www.instagram.com/spennser/ Trevor Evarts // https://www.instagram.com/trevorevarts/ Erin Dougal // https://www.instagram.com/erindougal/ WHO YOU DON’T HEAR (usually) Director: Selina Garcia Editor: Luke Baker Producer: Amanda Lehan-Canto, Shayne Topp, Selina Garcia Production Designer: Cassie Vance Art Director: Erin Kuschner Assistant Art Director: Josie Bellerby Art Coordinator: Alex Aguilar Prop Assistant: Courtney Chapman Art Intern: Abby Schmidt Audio Mixer: Scott Neff Director of Photography: Brennan Iketani Camera Operator: James Hull Assistant Director: Alexcina Figueroa Executive Vice President of Production: Amanda Barnes Production Manager: Alexcina Figueroa Production Coordinator: Zianne Hoover Operations & Production Coordinator: Oliver Wehlander Production Assistant: Quincy Bell Production Intern: Caroline Smith Post Production Manager: Luke Baker DIT/Lead AE: Matt Duran IT: Tim Baker Director of Design: Brittany Hobbs Graphic Designers: Ness Cardano, Monica Ravitch Senior Manager, Channel & Strategy: Lizzy Jones Channel Operations Coordinator: Audrey Carganilla Director of Social Media: Erica Noboa Social Creative Producer: Peter Ditzler, Tommy Bowe Merchandising Manager: Mallory Myers Social Media Coordinator: Kim Wilborn Social Media Intern: Mailyn Stiffler Talent Coordinator: Selina Garcia Operations PA: Katie Fink CEO: Alessandra Catanese EVP of Programming: Kiana Parker Coordinator Producer of Programming: Marcus Munguia Executive Coordinator: Rachel Collis OTHER SMOSHES: Smosh: https://smo.sh/Sub2Smosh Smosh Pit: https://smo.sh/Sub2SmoshPit Smosh Games: https://smo.sh/Sub2SmoshGames El Smosh (Spanish Dub): https://smo.sh/Sub2ElSmosh FOLLOW US: TikTok: https://smo.sh/TikTok Snapchat: http://smo.sh/OnSnapchat Instagram: https://instagram.com/smosh Facebook: https://facebook.com/smosh Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Little whoopsie. Yeah, little whoopsie that I made that we'll tell at some point in the future. Later. But in the meantime, we have made a compilation of some of the greatest moments of me teaching Amanda Online history and me being very offline. Yeah, it's a fun little compilation. We hope you enjoy it and Yeah, yeah Enjoy enjoy Shall we get into internet school? Yeah, I would love to that's the that's just what we're calling it

I don't know what we're Internet University just internet iu lectures yeah iu iu internet university duluth iud i was gonna say you get your that's awesome you get your interview going in sucks going out also sucks duluth was the first city I thought of that started with D. Okay. I'm going to do a list here off the bat, Amanda. Okay. I'm going to list out a bunch of huge internet events,

and I'm going to see how much of them you are aware of. I want you to be honest, because I think it's great if you don't, because then we get to talk about it. Yes. But these are some that we're not going to talk about today, but I just want to see if you're aware of them. I just want you to know also I'm a visual person, so sometimes you'll say something and I might not know.

You may not know. Okay, that's fine. All right. That's fine. Are you aware of Dramageddon? No, sir. Okay. Are you aware of Gamergate?

I've heard about it. You've heard? Probably in this office. Why do I feel like I'm on the stand right now? You've probably heard of Gamergate. I have. Ian it. You've heard? Probably in this office. Why do I feel like I'm on the stand right now? You've probably heard of Gamergate. I have. Ian has been talking about it a lot. It was a big deal, and we're in the gaming sphere, so people are aware of it.

Do you know about Leroy Jenkins? This sounds really familiar. Yeah? It actually genuinely does. Leroy Jenkins sounds familiar? Okay. It does sound familiar. Okay.

That's a good one. Have you ever heard of the world record egg? No. 0%. Okay. Wow. Do you know who Salt Bae is? Yeah.

Okay. You know Salt Bae. Let's go. I do. We got a hint. Honey, I do. You know Salt Bae. Do you know about the GameStop meme stalker?

Is it when everything went to shit with that guy from GameStop? I think you might be sort of. I think you might be in the same room. Yeah. There's a guy who did the whole GameStop like crazy thing where he's making a bunch of money and stuff like that. Okay, yeah.

Is that kind of it? I think you're aware of it, yes. Have you ever heard of West Elm Caleb? No. That was a cool one. No, sir. I'll cover that some other time. That one blew my mind.

Okay. I'm sad we aren't getting into all of these. These are all great ones. We could, we could. If we have time at the end, maybe we'll cover one of them. You have to have known about Kony 2012. No. You don't know Kony 2012? If you show me a picture, maybe.

No, I think Kony 2012. No. Okay. Dude, okay. But wait, wait, wait. I remember being in my eighth grade geography class I think Kony 2012. No. Okay. Dude, okay. But wait, wait, wait. I remember being in my eighth grade geography class and watching a Kony 2012 video. Wait a second.

Maybe if you show me the video. Okay. It's totally fine. No, it's totally fine. Okay. Okay. This one, Amanda, you will be such a fan. I can't wait.

I don't think we could show the whole video. We would do this on our TikTok or something where we'd show you this. Have you watched or are you aware of Rebecca Black's Friday? Of course. Okay, great. Friday, Friday, of course. There we go. 100%.

Didn't her dad pay for that music video or something? Probably. I know about that. My friend showed me that video before it blew up, because we had a lot of friends who were like, kind of in that sphere of music. Whoa. Because I was, yeah, we had a lot of friends

who were trying to get in the music industry. And that was a production company that a lot of people kind of were in, and so she showed me that video when it had like 20,000 views. Oh my God. And she was like, bro, watch this. And I was like, oh my God, this is crazy. And then it became the biggest thing.

You thought it was crazy good or crazy bad? It's bad. There's no defending it. It's so bad. But I think Rebecca Black leveraged it so well. She owned it. And she has like a remix of it that's like a hit right now. Yeah.

Jesus. Yeah, she's crushing it. Okay, have you ever heard of bronies like jabronis no okay bronies oh man uh no no do you know who do you know about damn dan? Yes, of course. Damn Daniel with his shoes. Okay. I know about this. Damn Daniel. I actually love Damn Daniel.

Back at it again with his shoes. I love Damn Daniel. Here's one that I do not think you will know, and I think you'll love it, is Don't Hug Me, I'm Scared. That's on my list. That's on your list? No.

Amanda, you're going to love this shit so much. Awesome. You're going to be obsessed with this. I can't wait to show you. All right. Those were some that I listed. Now we're going to get into some that I're going to be obsessed with this. I can't wait to show you. Alright, those were some that I listed. Now we're going to get into some that I'm going to tell you about. And even if you are aware of them, I think it'll be fun to talk about them again.

Can I go through my list really quick? I don't know, there might be some overlap. Mine are very kind of a little bit more like YouTube. I feel like I have a lot of YouTube web series on here. Salad Fingers. I know Salad Fingers. I actually have a lot of YouTube web series on here. Okay. Okay. Salad Fingers. I know Salad Fingers.

Okay, okay. I actually watched a lot of YouTube in college. Okay, all right. I hated Salad Fingers and also couldn't stop watching it. I was never. The creepy little hands. I do a pretty good Salad Finger. The feeling of rust against my salad fingers is almost orgasmic.

Wow, that's actually really good. Like it's 10 years ago when everyone was doing Salad Fingers is almost orgasmic. Wow, that's actually really good. Like it's 10 years ago when everyone was doing Salad Fingers impressions. Loss? I don't think I know what this is. You guys don't know Loss? No. Loss? Loss.

No. Oh, man. I don't know if I can explain Loss. Okay, we don't know if we get into Loss. Happy Tree Friends? Yeah. No. No? Okay. Charlie the Un Friends? Yeah. No. No?

Okay. Charlie the Unicorn? Yeah. No. Of course. Wow. Oh, you don't know Charlie the Unicorn? I don't think I do.

Like I said, visual. If I saw it, maybe. Okay. There were like challenges that went around that were like very dangerous. Like people were dying from them. So there's like the cinnamon challenge. I know about the cinnamon challenge. What about Tide Pods?

People eating Tide Pods? I have heard about Tide Pods. Okay, what about the Benadryl challenge? I haven't heard about the Benadryl challenge. That's a recent one. Kids are just eating a bunch of Benadryl to trip. Okay, okay. What sucks is we made a shirt for a team

that wasn't a real team called the Snow Rhombays and we really wanted Snow Rhombays to be a big part of it. Do you know about Harambe? Jesus Christ! Do you know, okay, have you ever heard of Harambe? You've never heard of Harambe? Okay, Amanda, I'm not gonna do the thing

that I've done before, I'm not gonna lie to you, I'm telling you the truth. Harambe was a gorilla at the Cincinnati Zoo. I can't believe I'm telling you this story. I. I'm telling you the truth. Harambe was a gorilla at the Cincinnati Zoo. I can't believe I'm telling this story. I can't believe you've never heard of Harambe. He was a gorilla that was at the... I'm from Massachusetts. He was at the Cincinnati Zoo.

It's okay. It's okay. No, he was a gorilla at the Cincinnati Zoo. Are you lying? I'm not lying to you. I'm telling you a true story. You lie a lot. I'm telling you a true story.

Okay, okay, okay. All right. Harambe. Harambe was a gorilla at the Cincinnati Zoo. I believe it was the Cincinnati Zoo. And a boy somehow snuck in and fell into the gorilla pit. Okay. And the kid's in the gorilla pit.

Harambe comes up. He's curious. He's looking at the kid. He's just kind of looking at him, whatever. And they then shot Harambe. It's sad sad they shot harambe and they killed him why are we laughing i'm laughing i'm laughing because this is an insane story that i've processed years ago i remember the news like the video and everything i was sad i was like damn like why would they shoot him he didn't want to do anything he was probably talking to him you're

now dealing with the trauma that everyone else dealt with years ago. Why would they kill Harambe? I think they were worried that they were worried about him hurting the kid. The kid fucking went in his home. Harambe deserved to live.

I know. He did deserve to live. Isn't there a protest that I could go to? Amanda, Harambe deserved to live. Amanda 2024. Is there a group I could join? I am so sorry that we're throwing you back into 2017 right now or 2016 or whatever this happened. My heart is broken for Harambe.

Dude, the amount of memes about Harambe. Like, Harambe in heaven. Like people, you'll still, I want you to pay attention. How old is that kid now? I will fucking find him. He deserves to pay.

You're gonna avenge Harambe? Yeah, I am. I am. No, people were very sad about Harambe. He's still, people know about Harambe. Well, this is gonna take me

days to process. I know. No, we've had Harambe. Well, this is going to take me days to process. I know. No, we've had years. I've had, Amanda, this happened eight years ago. Well, I'm going to have nightmares for the rest of my work week, so thank you. So thank you. I'm so sorry to bring the bad news about Harambe. This is awful. I can't believe this is happening. I was in a fun place, and now I'm so sorry to bring the bad news about Harambe this is awful

I can't believe I was in a fun place and now I'm not do the Christmas related one okay you got Santa see this is the thing it's November it's November 4th

people talk about Mariah Carey getting unfrozen around this time oh she's no no I think she's on her way out well her

but for sure for sure totally cool there is someone more important to me around Christmas time now. And Courtney, you know. Courtney, you know.

His name is Anouk. And he is the embodiment of Christmas for me now. Yep, yep. This guy is incredible. He's a TikToker. He sings. He sings all sorts of songs. He's a beautiful man.

He's gorgeous. He has a million filters on. I have a photo of songs. He's a beautiful man. He's gorgeous. He has a million filters on. I have a photo of him. I obviously can't play. He's got contacts on. He's got, whoa. This is him. This is him.

This is what he looks like in his videos. He looks like this, too. He's always got that smile. He's always got a little bit of a smile, a little bit of a smirk. English is not his first language. I see blue eyes. I don't think he speaks any English. I'll be completely honest but that's kind of the beauty is that in his music you're like oh the

lyrics don't even matter um but he has one that is his best and it's it's the christmas song it's chestnuts roasting over an open fire open fire yeah now i have listened to it so much that my impression of him is the only time i think i can actually sing. And it starts like this. It starts off with the beautiful music. Oh, here we go. And you should pull it. You can just look up Chirstnuts on TikTok and you'll find it.

And he'll just be like, Chirstnut rotting on an open fire. Wow! It's like that. And it's gorgeous. And he's gorgeous. Nipping at your nose. I love him.

Jack Frost nipping at your nose. Jesus. It's incredible, dude. I want this. Does he ever do lives? He's incredible. Yes, he does do lives. And he does lives.

And he'll duet with other people that do karaoke. And other people are always so bad. They're always so bad. And he does lives and he'll duet with other people to do karaoke and there are other people who are always so bad. They're always so bad and he's like yeah. His two best performances are Churstnuts and as well as Careless Whisper. He crushes Careless Whisper.

Yeah, he crushes it. No, Anouk is top three TikToker. I will be following Anouk. Oh, absolute legend. Where is he from? No idea. Awesome. And you know what?

I'd rather keep him bathed in mystery. Whoa, you'd rather keep him bathed? Bathed in mystery. Okay. Yeah, that's- You thought I was crazy about Santa going down a mountain with a Coca-Cola? You've got Anouk bathed.

That's right. With churchnuts. That's right. Holy shit. He's right. With churchnuts. That's right. Holy shit. He's the best. I knew it. Christmas is just, brings out all these weird.

Hold on. I want to see if I can, if I look up churchnuts, will I just get the original? You will. Churchnuts should be on everyone's list. No. Whoa.

This is why you're an idiot for not having churchnuts on your media playlist this year. Whoa. Let me see him. Tell me I didn't nail that earlier. I love him. Tell me I didn't nail that.

Why is he stunning? He is, there's an argument to be made that he might be an angel. Kissed by an angel? My God. I just love,

he has such a fan base on TikTok that at one point in like March, I did an impression of him and it got like two million views and people were like,

oh my God, churst nuts. I was like, oh my God, church nuts. I was like, everybody knows, like everybody knows the glory of a nook. I can't wait. I hope I'm pronouncing that right, but. Well, we'll never know. I love him. I'm going to follow him.

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So because of that, we decided to prank her and convince her that the plot of the video game Five Nights at Freddy's is a true story. So, enjoy. I don't think it's good to be so restrictive, but for me, my obsession lies in like movies i love movies my favorite thing is to like find a good movie i also love to re-watch my favorite classic movies i love international series like i have an addiction to that we all have a love for movies here i think we're the

three i think i'd say of the, us three are the most movie people. Like, I, I, yeah. I feel like that's fair. I mean, everyone loves movies, but I think us three are like, we watch all sorts and a ton. A ton of movies. Those are my addictions. Are you going to see Five Nights at Freddy's?

Freddy Krueger? No, no. It's this weird story that is based on a true story. Yeah, it's... I know y'all did the horror thing, but it's truly one of the most fucked up stories. Or one of the... It's a true story?

So yeah, the movie is based on this true story. So what happened was there was this guy who... It's basically Chuck E. Cheese. So what happened was there was this guy who, it's basically Chuck E. Cheese. It was, and what happened was there were these kids that pulled a prank on this other kid. And they put his, the kid hated, it was like a birthday party, and the kid hated animatronics.

And so they were like. I saw the trailer for it. Yeah, but this, I don't think they'll do this in the movie, because it's like, I saw the trailer for it. Yeah, but this like, I don't think they'll do this in the movie because it's like, it's dark. I thought it was one of the kids of the owner of it put the other kid in the suit or like. So they were pranking the kid

and they put his head in the suit, but they were like these like, it's called like a. Spring lock or something? Yeah, like a spring trap or spring lock suit. Because it was this kind of experimental type of suits. The guy who created it really, I don't know, but it ended up, I think, killed the kid.

So basically the jaw snapped on the kid's head. Did he die? He died not immediately. They like took him to the hospital. I think he died later. But then he died. But then the owner, the real story is that the owner like lost his mind. And then the owner, and I don't know if it was proven, but the owner ended up killing like more kids. The owner killed kids and would like

whoa how did i miss out on this true crime story there's this guy uh his name is matthew patrick and he like has this youtube channel and and he'll like he kind of like goes into it because he goes into he's a true crime youtuber and so he goes in on all of these types of things. And he does a full in-depth thing about Freddy Fazbear is the main mascot thing. And I think the owner would, it was a really messed up thing. He would wear these costumes. That's how he lured the kids. And he owned the place. And I wonder, I've always wondered if it was very covered up because places like chucky cheese and disney still exist didn't want

that type of connotation so that's how it kind of got pushed this is all in the 80s um i mean i think it the internet's also yeah the internet's also built a ton of lore and so you know for a lot of this it's all just a theory but um it really got nuts, and I think there were more, where the internet got nuts was that they were saying, like, that the animatronics were, at a certain point, doing it on their own, yeah, like, but. Well, yeah, the internet, you have to be really careful with internet and crime stories, because they go off,

and it's funny, because I was going to come back at you guys with all my murder shows. And we knew it. And you guys fucking knew this one before me. You had never heard of Freddy Fazbear. I hadn't. But what I was saying is like you know like the murder show about the hotel Cecile, the Cecile hotel.

It turns out that like all of that was just like web sleuths like their opinions so I sometimes I stay away from commenters but there are some people who are pretty on point like on

TikTok and YouTube that you're just like holy shit he's really that's his name after the bite of it's called like the bite of 83 like if you look up like the bite of 83

but then like the thing was like the so this is kind of where the movie comes in because the thing was like the owner killed these

like these kids and put them in the animatronic suits like so that like he put their body he would hide the bodies in there yeah

but like obviously like possession's not real. Blah, blah, blah. That's not real. But then the movie's like, oh, but what if those suits were possessed? Blah, blah, blah.

See, you talk about getting addicted to games. That's what I get addicted to. These stories. Angela and I, we always trade stories, but I will go for hours digging into... You go down the rabbit hole, oh, I go rabbit hole so deep. I also go rabbit hole, like, if I'm watching a movie and I see someone that I like, an actor, I'll go in a rabbit hole in their life.

Yeah. So I get nerdy when I watch movies. I'm like, oh, yeah, that guy was with this person and he did this other movie and that director, blah, blah. And my sister's like, can can you just that's what i get nerdy about i get nerdy about so what we're talking about is something you would technically nerd out about oh you know you know later i'm gonna fucking google shocked you haven't heard about the bite of 83 yeah well i thought it was the bite of 82 no there's the bite of 83 it's bite of 83 yeah no, it's well known.

It's super well known. Yeah, you would love MatPat stuff. MatPat. Great name. Yeah. True Crime. Yeah, True Crime is my geek out.

Yeah, how you've missed out on arguably the best True Crime channel on YouTube. Wow. Yeah, looks like we're the experts on True Crime.

I don't think so. I don't think so. I wrote down... He's been on the channel a couple times. Okay, guys, I get it. Alright? Fucking, I get it. I suck ass. It's okay. Hey, hey, no worries.

Matt Pat. This was a long time ago. This was a long time ago. This is the 80s. Tomorrow I'm gonna come in with a Matt Pat shirt. You're gonna come back in tomorrow and you're gonna know everything about Freddy Fazbear. Matt Pat, Bite of 83 hat. And, uh, what was that? William Afton was the name of the guy? That was the- Yeah, William Afton.

I can't believe I missed out on that. Sometimes I'll go on Netflix and be like, what is this about, Night Stalker? Like sometimes I'll miss out on huge ones, but like the small random, like the murder in Cork, Ireland or something, I'm like, oh, I know everything about ireland or something i'm like oh i know everything about that this all happened in utah utah oh utah man why why does so many murders

happen in the like utah illinois like nothing else going on out there yeah it's all the damn repression they tried to true east coast too. Utah tried to have one. Utah tried to make their own Chuck E. Cheese and this is how it went. Oh God. There's a guy that I miss. He was on TikTok and he disappeared off of TikTok. I think I found him on Instagram recently.

You showed me him. Yeah. Yeah. This is Tommy recommendation hour. On TikTok he was getting fit with Lee Howard okay and he's this 58 year old sun-baked white guy

who wears like a bandana instead of hair because he's like balding and he's like really slim and he wears these like really tight leggings and it's like all about about his freaky bulge and his plump old man ass. And so he, it's, okay.

So basically it starts, and he's like, oh, let me see if I can get his voice, because it's really scary. Yeah, you got it. He's got, he's trying to speak gentle, but there's all of this anger in the background, and it's so fascinating, because he'll be like, speak gentle, but there's all of this anger in the background and it's so fascinating. Because he'll be like, hold on, let me see.

He's like, hey, welcome to the party. How are you today? I feel like sunshine. And then it'll cut to him like fast forward dancing and it'll be like, and then it'll like flip around and then he'll like take the phone and like show his crotch and like show his ass

and then he'll be around and then he'll take the phone and show his crotch and show his ass and then he'll be on a bicycle. And then it'll cut. It's just like manic anger in an old man. It's not a joke. No. He's being for real. Yes. That's incredible.

He's, I really, there was a minute there where I was like, I need to take two months off of Smosh, get a documentary crew, find this man and interview him. But he deleted his. He deleted his TikTok. What? He deleted his TikTok. Is he anywhere else?

He's on Instagram. He's in the mountains. He also makes music and it's not bad. Whoa. I don't know. Whoa, really? Yes. He like plays,

I mean, it's all. Oh boy. That's incredible. He like went to, he feels like he went to Woodstock and he's like, and he's got like a lot of. He did the Ron drugs at Woodstock. Yeah. That's incredible. He feels like he went to Woodstock and he's like, and he's got like a lot of- He did the Ron drugs at Woodstock.

Yeah. That's what he did. Yeah. He's really angry, but he wants everyone to experience nature. Why isn't everyone dancing? Yes, yes. It's like,

calm down. Your For You page is the most incredible For You page I've ever seen. Thank you. Tommy will send me TikToks sometimes or just show me. And you find TikToks that'll have like four likes. That's right.

And it is somehow so funny. It's just an old person doing a filter. Yep. And you showed us one a second ago. It was like this old lady. And it's just like going through these filters. And it just says, you will never find love. I know.

And then she's just there just like. I know. It's so good. And i know and tommy tommy introduces me to so many amazing things you introduced me to what was it called palm class of palm beach it's this woman that goes around palm beach county which is where i'm from uh there's so palm beach county there's the rich part and then there's like the retirement like not rich part and that's where i grew up which is why i was like i gotta get out of here um so much death um uh so class of palm beach is basically this woman who you never see she's always you hear her voice she's recording she like finds these old people that are like dressed up

all the way like gucci all the brand names and they always have like the weirdest like plastic surgery face or they're like decrepit or they have like their husband who's like, no, no, don't film me. Yeah, yeah, yeah. He plays golf all day and they just get dressed all day. And they walk around and they go home.

And they walk around, they go home and it's very that Florida colors, like bright pink. Yes. Like kind of a bright blue, or like a neon green, and they're done up, and this woman interviews them, she goes, what are you wearing? Well, I'm wearing Gucci top, and then I've got these pants,

and these from a remote. Yep. And my shoes, you don't wanna know how old those are. Yeah. And then it's like, you should come to my house. It's always like, whoa. And they're done up so intensely. They're like, yeah, well, this is a Prada. And they're just the plastic surgery.

Their eyes are like gleaming. Nothing is moving in their body. And they're on the street. And they're kind of like ready to go somewhere. But they're stuck there. And they're literally done up. Like they're going the street and they're kind of like ready to go somewhere, but they're stuck there and they're literally done up. Like they're going to a fucking party. Yep. They're the best.

It's one of the greatest TikToks ever. It's just like a great like visual character study, you know? That's awesome. You're like, wow, look at these rich old ladies. Your TikTok feed is almost entirely old people. Is there anyone under 50 on your feed page? Yes, yes. I have plenty of medium-age people.

Since doing more TikTok stuff for Smosh, my For You page is shifting to more regular things, which is a tragedy. But it's worth it to know what actually is. Because it's like when I made us do that one inside meme about the Chinese trading company or whatever, and it flopped, I'm like, right, because I'm doing something that's based on my For You page. I got served a couple of those.

Yeah? Okay. Yeah, that had high views. Well, ours flopped. The problem is there's so much. Right. There's so much of it, and I don't know what people who we are on their feed, what they're getting. Internet things I don't know that Amanda knows, but she should.

Okay. Thank you, Kiana. Let's see if I know them. It's the one thick bih meme trend. Absolutely not. I don't think I know this. Yes. Yes.

Fuck you. I need to try and open TikTok for this. One thick. Okay. Alexina knows it. I'm going to do it on Safari. Oh my God, I feel so much better that you don't know it. Not that I want you to fail. Probably.

Like you could share this doc to your... It's just mostly the audio. Right. Like, so... It's literally this. Oh my God. I think I actually know what this fucking is. I think it's giving people big asses.

So there was this trend online. Am I wrong? There we go. I think I know what this is. So there used to be these like apps where you could type in words and then it would just turn it into a song. And so this just became a trend online. I haven't heard this, but that slaps.

One lick bit. I love that. Has Mr. Crab always had that thick ass? Here's another one. Oh, yeah. Mr. Crab's got the crab cakes. Nice. Here's a Wario one. I eat crab cakes, so you better get out of here, man.

Here's a Wario one. Whoa. Wario. Well, Wario's got it. Hello? Wario. Wario. Wario's got that shit.

Where's the audio? I love a nice dumpy ass. Wario's got that bu Where's the audio I love a nice dumpy Wario's got that Buka de Beppo Oh baby Oh my god Wait this is so funny It was an app That you could just type those in.

That's fucking shit. Now Kiana knows that we know. And now she's gonna watch this back and know that you didn't know. I know. I didn't know that one. The baby girlification of adult men. She said, I brought this up in a meeting and I lost Amanda. Yeah, the baby girlification.

So it's like when men do, like, baby girl things. Wait, this sounds familiar. I can show you. Yeah, because she said she brought it up in a meeting with you, and she lost you. Oh, yeah. It's very easy to know when I've left the building. I'm going to find this. There's a Joe Santagato baby girl edit where it's just moments of him being a baby girl.

If it's the Pope and he comes up to you and he says, kiss me. This literally is in my liked already. Do you mind? These are the – I showed Shane Basement Yard obsessed with those little boys. This is the Basement Yard that we need to get on our podcast at some point. Yes, we do. Because I think you'd love talking to them.

Okay, ready? They're hilarious. If it's the Pope and he comes up to you and he says kiss me. Are you going to ask me? No, he's not. No, you can't demand me to kiss you. I'm not going to kiss you. Can you kiss me? I'd be like, I can. Will you kiss me?

I don't know. You're being a flirty little bitch. I plan on throwing the appropriate amount of ass just to get a pina colada. Oh, I get it. Being baby girl for 45 seconds, I got it. It's like straight adult men getting a little baby girl. Baby girl.

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I think it's just men being comfortable with their sexuality. Exactly. I thought this was going to also, I feel like in tandem, it's the conversation about the new type of guy that's existed for the past couple years of the mullet mustache, tucked in shirt. Like that kind of vibe. And I think girls are saying they don't know

how they feel about it. Some are really into it. Some are like, be wary. I've heard mixed things. Be wary of a mullet? Be wary of this whole vibe where it's kind of like this guy, I think it's like ultra progressive guy. Right? And it's like, should I believe it? The only reason

why I'm wary is because that weird guy on Love is Blind was on it and had a mullet and was a fucking liar. Well, that's a different type of guy. To be clear. He's too beefy. This is a little bit more like musician. No, there's a TikTok sound that's viral right now where it's like, I just love when a woman has a little gay

boyfriend. Yeah. Because he has his little vintage jeans, his tote bag, and his mustache. And he's probably wearing, he might be wearing ball bottoms. And people think that it's her gay friend, and he's like, no, I make love to this woman. Like, and it is a new guy. But that is a different type of guy. I think the baby girl vacation, like there are baby girl compilations of Shane, of Shane being baby girl. Shane is baby girl often.

Often baby girl, dare I say. Am I baby boy sometimes? What is baby boy? Let's explore that. Baby boy is what I just made up because I'm groundbreaking. No, you're big scary man sometimes. Yeah.

I don't think it's baby boy. I think it's big scary man get off my property. Big scary man, I am a gun owner, get off my property. Oh, that's so big scary man of you. It's Tommy the Jones of me. Hello? How Tom Selleck of you. I'm US Marshal, get off my fucking property, baby man.

Baby man. Best compliment ever. Amazing. Have you seen the Tim Allen Doom mod? No. Where they replaced... Tim Allen in the Santa Claus or Tim Allen in Home Improvement? Home Improvement.

I like how I know that it's Home Improvement. Have you seen this? I've seen this. This is classic. So somebody modded Doom and they just replaced all the assets with Tim Allen and improvement and have you seen this i've seen this okay this is classic so somebody modded doom and they just replaced all the assets with tim allen and you see they're all coming at you they're all doing the thing and it's good stuff right yeah that's so funny i love dome improvement well then you're gonna love love the doom Tim Allen mod. What was the man behind the fence?

I hate that. Okay, I kind of hate that. Damn, I missed out on such a funny, funny world. They tweet, the whole internet loves milkshake duck. A lovely duck that drinks milkshakes five seconds later. We regret to inform you the duck is racist. That is the whole joke. And the idea is that whenever someone becomes a viral sensation.

They are basically canceled. They immediately get canceled because we discover all of their past. One of the most recent ones is, well, actually, what's crazy. We'll go back even further. That was tweeted in June of 2016, then October of 2016, Ken Bone

who I've talked about several times now I know about Ken Bone he became instantly famous as this sweet, endearing impartial guy who's undecided on the election, and then he did a Reddit AMA, and then people discovered his Reddit history,

and it was crazy. He had a lot of questionable stuff. But some other instances of this, there was Zoom Cat Lawyer. In 2021, when people were doing Zoom meetings and stuff, there was these lawyers that were talking. It was probably over a case or something. He had a filter of a kitten over his camera

and he's freaking out in the Zoom call. He's like, guys, I'm not a cat. I'm not a cat. He's freaking out. He doesn't know how to get the filter off. You know how you can have filters on Zoom? Mr. Ponton, I believe you have a filter turned on in the video settings.

You might want to... We're trying to... Can you hear me, Judge? I can hear you. I think it's a filter. It is, and I don't know how to remove it. I've got my assistant here. She's trying to, but I'm prepared to go forward with it that's i'm here live that's

not i'm not a cat i can i can see that it became huge everyone was like this is so funny and then within 24 hours people uh learned it came out that he had used federal agents to torment a former lover with drug raids and bogus charges back in 2014. Oh, my God. So. That's diabolical. It's crazy. What? Yes.

So he became. So the universe purposely put the kitten on him. I think that kitten thing was there to expose him. Not only is it just like, oh, he tweeted some crazy stuff. It's like, oh, you full-on were a psycho. You think a hacker did that on purpose? No, no, no. I think it was all an accident. But it shows, like, becoming

super famous, you better not have dirt. Anyways, hi, Shane. How are you? Good. How's it going? Hope all is well. Yeah, things are going good. Sometimes when we like to sit and show each other funny TikToks, and I have to go i like a lot of sabrina's carpenters tiktoks and i'm like don't look at her i keep trying to go past

and i'm like i don't care but i do wow that's that sounds like good stuff when my husband shows me is the dumbest videos i've ever seen he showed me just yesterday he was crying tears and he showed me this video and i was like okay it was a kid telling his dad he's like i don't know where my balls are my balls are gone my balls are missing dad and the dad's like your balls are right there he's like no they literally are gone they sucked in my body and he's like seven or eight and the dad's like the dad's like from jersey's that go back to the go back to the bathroom look in the mirror your balls are there and he's like no dad they're gone and i'm sitting there on my instagram like and gardez tears streaming and i go does that

happen often he goes yeah sometimes your balls are just gone and i was like awesome that was a great time awesome so those are the shit that he sends me it's great we have one video that I feel like is never viral enough the replenish video oh yeah replenish that's a legendary yeah that's one of those where it's kind of like

my balls are going it's like no they're there it's just like very like family dynamics it's this family and they're having an argument the parents come upstairs and they're holding an empty

Dr. Pepper box and they're just like what the fuck Mikey you didn't replenish like when you take Dr. Peppers from the fridge

you need to replenish them and they're having this huge argument and it's so fucking funny it culminates it's like a cousin

is staying over for the holidays. Oh, the cousin is just not having it. And the dad eventually calls up his brother, like the uncle, and he's like, hey, so when you take a soda- Like when we were kids, yeah. When you were kids,

you took a soda out of the fridge. What would you do? And you hear the uncle on the other line go, well, you replenish. And then the uncle goes goes well i think this is a microcosm of bigger issues and then the cousin just like that's it i'm out of here he just leaves it's so funny how old is the cousin this is he's in his 20s oh god it's literally like the dad's like when we were the kid when we would go to the basement get a

soda from the fridge what we do you replenish What the fuck? Danny doesn't fucking replenish. It's so good. It's a classic. My feed, there's two that are incredible. There's a guy that is real, a real guy, and his name is El Campeon. And I don't know if,

this has got to be only on my feed. So this is on the most insane parts of weightlifting TikTok. And he's this guy. He's very not like, he's not out of shape, but he's just not buff necessarily. He's a guy.

He's a guy. He's a normal looking guy, but he goes to the gym. He goes to different gyms. He wears full on work boots, but with this skin tight workout clothing, the rest of it. He wears full on like work boots, but with like this like skin tight, like workout clothing, the rest of it. He's always got three like belts on,

like those weightlifting belts. He's always got like, he puts on three of them and he's, he's, he does it cause he says it's motivational and he's like doing it for God, whatever. But he always goes up to any machine or any lift and he puts on the most weight you possibly can.

So he'll go up to like one of those machine like uh chest presses where you put the plates on he fills it up entirely with all the plates and then he'll like put bands around it and put more plates on it and he'll be like doing this for god and he sits down and then like doesn't actually do it he'll just be like Da, da, gah! And then he'll be like, and he once did a squat with all of them, which mind you, oh. Yeah, he's gonna crunch in half. The jokes, the comments are always like,

I see it's spine day again. Or like, that's, but, and then he'll go up and he'll have all these weights on the squat, and then he'll just sort of lift it have like all these weights on the squat and then he'll just like sort of lift it like just like is he at least on those the ones that like the that has like a safety railing it's free it's a free open rack no no no no

he could possibly die what is wrong with this man well he's doing it for god oh it's for god the term that I'm sure the term is called ego lifting when you're just lifting weights that you can't actually do. But there's another guy

that I've seen a couple times. I don't know this guy's name, but he's this old dude. He's always got a bandana and old school CD player in. And for some reason, it's always leg raise. And he'll be about to get on this machine,

but he'll just get himself fucking amped. Like so amped, he starts yelling, and he'll just be like, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, and he's like hitting himself, he's just like, ah, and then he'll get on the leg raise, and he'll just like be doing it,

but like so fast and crazy, and he's yelling while he's doing it. It's awesome. He'll be like, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah. They watched Arnold Schwarzenegger documentary once. No. They're like, yeah. Sounds good. Oh my God.

What the hell? It is fucking awesome. No, the weightlifting TikTok is weird. I'm finally getting away from weightlifting TikTok. It got really bad for a while. And I was like, why is this all of my feed? And now that stuff happened. And I'm like, all right.

I'm full. I kind of like that I feel like my feed is all like are you feeling tired are you feeling sick you have high cortisol levels babe like here's the powder to get you down it's all like are you a middle aged woman with that

belly we're gonna get cortisol and I'm like damn it and it's like hey guys like honestly ladies we've got to bring our nerves down, our nervous system down. Put your head in ice water. And we've got to do this awesome drink. Say awesome drink in my comments and I'll give you my awesome drink. And one time I was like, okay, awesome drink.

No way. Yeah, well, that's what your feed is anyway. And it's just water, ginger, lemon. I'm like, bitch, please. That's like heavily my feed is like, babe, don't worry about it. Yeah, of course, I'm watching the whole thing. That's why it's on your feed.

Well, I also probably have high cortisol levels. So I need, here's the thing. They all tell me that I have high cortisol levels. I have still not figured out how to bring down my cortisol levels. This is not a real thing, but people truly believe that Louie and Harry. What's crazy is they're on the same side next to Shane. That's not a coincidence.

That's not a coincidence. None of it is. Whoa. People truly believe that they are in a secret relationship because management will not let them publicly be out. Mind you, they are no longer with the same management that they were with in One Direction. People to this day still believe that they are hiding it. And they have, honestly, some of it is really good, believable research. But a lot of it is like, okay, that's a stretch.

So we're going to get into it. Okay, they think because they have the same management, management wouldn't let them out. Meaning like coming out or going out together both uh but they need to be yeah straight to it to keep the the girl fan base fan base going but they don't have the same management anymore no they were under the same management when they were in one direction and it started on x factor because in the video diaries they were young teenage boys. They were very close. They were goofing around as teenage boys do. And people were convinced that they were dating because of it.

And I think at first it became kind of like lighthearted shipping and like they leaned into it a little bit. But it just it got really deep. Okay. And into a dark, scary place. In the beginning, they even started a movement. I think it, what was it called? It was Time to Come Out Larry, because the Larrys believed that if they did this,

management would see that the fan base wasn't homophobic, and then they would let them come out. Can you give me the definition of Larry? Larry is a conspiracy that Louis Tomlinson and Harry Styles are in a private relationship because management won't let them and they their their ship their names combined larry stylinson this is now that's all it is this is now a very well have you not heard of like uh people say uh uh amangela oh a million times yeah or like you know shamian yeah anth. There's a court man-gela. So I guess we're having a threesome.

Yeah. No, it's fascinating. It's like a kind of common thing now, because as soon as I began, I knew about E. Anthony, that Smosh fans, there's a sect of them that still hold that they are in love. But is it always shipping their names together? Does that always mean? If it's a flat or a squeal, a wobble or peel,

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Harry and Niall had a really big bromance and they were nary. People loved them. You can ship them in a platonic friendship way, but Larry, people took it very seriously. I think it's a mixture of everything. But it's always been interesting to me, and I wasn't really aware of it until I was on Smosh, of like, oh, fans want yeah this to happen yeah oh yeah and i'm like that's fascinating yeah yeah um so okay we'll get into the beginning what else do you have a knife okay so this a knife your hands and we will put our blood together. So it is known that Harry and Louis met at the urinals at X Factor.

And we know this because Harry tweeted, I'm glad I was stood next to you at the urinals. If I had to get someone's pee splash on me, I'd much rather have your pee than his. That's the most 2010 tweet. This is very 2010. And this is about Louis. And so this is where like the romance rumors begin because Harry has a tattoo of high and Louis has a tattoo of oops. And in Larry's mind, that was the first conversation that they had when they were at the urinals and they tattooed it to commemorate their first meeting.

Oops, pee all over you. Let's get that tattooed. What? You ever seen a Tommy Lee Jones movie? Yes. All right, let's move on. I've watched The Fugitive. There's more than that.

I've watched Men in Black. Okay. So many references I do not know. You don't know Men in Black? I know that one. You don't know The Fugitive? All right, we'll move on. It's too sad.

Okay, so Larry deepens partly because Louie and Harry kind of lean into it a little bit. Yeah, I mean. Because they're friends. They have banter.

You know, like Harry admits in an interview that like his first crush was Louie. They would flirt on Twitter like a lot. Like, for example, let me find it.

I think this is very silly and fun. I think that's fine. I don't know if I printed it out, but there's this one iconic tweet where like Louie's like Harry Styles is always in my heart. And this is I think this is I don't know if I printed it out but there's this one iconic tweet where like Louis is like Harry Styles

is always in my heart and this is the second most liked tweet ever in the world in the world next to Ellen's Oscar selfie oh and that's such a good one

that's such a good one so they were like a little bit aware they were like leaning in a little bit how were you feeling about Larry at this time I was never a Larry

I thought it was a little like odd. We didn't want it to happen because you wanted to marry Harry. Right. I wanted to marry Harry. So it'd be heartbreaking. Right. I think also a big part of the Larrys was like pressuring people to come out, which I don't agree with. I think that's kind of the weird side of it.

Yeah. Like if it was true, I think you should let people come out on their own accord. Of course. Definitely. Explore themselves. Of course. But it just got a little like crazy like they so like they moved in with each other harry and louie oh um and so then people people think they have a song called 18 that i'm pretty sure was written by like ed sheeran not even them but they're convinced that the song is about them because the lyrics are i've loved you since we were 18 and louie was 18 when they moved in with each other.

And Harry was 16. But Larry's pointed out that you move in with people typically when you're 18. So what they probably meant with the lyrics was that Harry felt like he was 18. And so they wrote the song about that moment. OK. So there's stuff like that.

I feel like you and me are having our daughter home for a vacation. And we're like, so what's been going on? Wait a second They probably had to move in together because I feel like if they're that young in a band They all have to room with their friends Best friends. Yeah, they sound like their best buds. No, they were deeply in love And that's why they moved in they asked the guys in an interview

they're like, hey like what's going on they asked the guys in an interview they're like hey like what's going on with these like gay little bears and they're like the guy's like hello harry what's going on with these gay little bears uh channel seven and harry's like yeah so the music we're making is coming along right but the gay little bears well everyone freaks out because all of the boys look to louis and so they're like, Louie starts them. And then Harry goes, oh, we don't know. That's just something our crew does. But the fans are like, the crew doesn't have time to change these bears and put them up every show.

It's clearly Louie and Harry because they have open schedules. They're not busy at all. And that's the lore behind the gay little bondage bears as busy as any sort of set or production can get you end up with so much time as a crew member I have plenty of time to

it's like days of you can't breathe and then it's like days of just well you have nothing to do right yeah so that's that's that lore I had no idea that's hilarious lore. Damn. Wow. Okay. I had no idea. That's hilarious. Yeah, so that was a big...

Honestly, though, at a certain point, I even believed the bears because it was like, who is doing this? And the crew choosing to agree that Larry was a thing, I don't know, it's weird. You know what I just realized? I said hilarious. Hi, Larry, us. It's everywhere. It's, us. It's everywhere.

It's all connected. It's confirmed. Well, have you guys heard about 28? 28? The number 28? Yeah. Have you heard about 28? No.

So this is, in my opinion, probably what confirms it. Okay. So Louie's soccer number is 28, and he has a tattoo of 28. Okay. And on September. And Harry turned 28. He did at some point. On September 28th of 2013, Ed Sheeran tweets, my best friend is getting married today.

Mega awesome. Wicked cool. Ed Sheeran famously friends with Harry Styles. So fans speculate this must be about Larry. The next day, Harry tweets, we don't need no piece of paper from City Hall. Weird timing. No. His mom then tweets, good decision, Louis.

Harry's mom tweets, good decision, Louis. So people think. Yeah. That's think. Yeah. That's how it works. What else would they be talking about? They were married on September 28th. You're so right. And then it gets deeper.

He was like, babe, I want to get married with your soccer number. No, it gets deeper because Harry, he has a solo career, right? He performs tracks two and eight on SNL and what is that that's 28 that's 28 no oh my god and then july 21st harry has his first movie premiere and louis releases his second song what's 7 plus 21 20 28 and then and then august 28th oh har Harry announces a world tour that's going to start September 19th. What's 9 plus 19? 28.

Holy shit. Holy crap. This is real. You know, as someone who got married secretly from our fan base, I can say like, Kordi and I had these types of plans.

Lying down. What was your number? Our number was... 69! Yeah! 12. And that's hidden in all the content. Do you know what one plus two is?

Three. And there's three. Address that. And times four? 12. I literally didn't even know that. and times four twelve I literally didn't even know that that's insane and I feel we cannot

end this stream without being honest with you I think another there's another game called Five Nights at Freddy's. Jesus. Where you're a security guard at a pizzeria in Utah, and there are animatronics that are alive with ghosts. That should be a game.

It is a game. It is? It is a game. We should play it. We were unfortunately lying. It's made up no there was no bite of it there's no bite of 83 uh i can't i can't end this podcast just leaving that matt pat has the show called game theory where he like kind of like he like kind of like

because five nights at freddy's is like a very simple game where you're like kind of looking at security things and the animatronics come in like but like he's like kind of he's pieced together the story from all these different Five Nights at Freddy's is a video game series so everything we told you

is in the game you guys make me feel so bad you guys make me feel so bad about murder that is my thing do you know how hard it was to say all that

with a straight face I almost lost it did you guys plan this ahead? Yeah. Yeah, we did. We talked about this. We were going to convince you because we knew that we could convince you. We knew that you were probably like the one.

I mean, a lot of like the bite of 83 is such like a meme. Wasn't it bite of 82? No, 83. Yeah. There's also a bite of 87. Oh, wow. That was crazy. That was.

I didn't know anything. But now you do. Thank God. Well, we hope That was crazy. That was... I didn't know anything. But now you do. Thank God. Well, we hope you enjoyed this. Thank you for watching this. And next week, we will be back to our regular... Scheduled programming. Yeah, that's right.

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