Smosh Mouth - Our Wildest Ideas | Smosh Mouth 128

Episode Date: January 26, 2026

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Hello, welcome to Smoshmouth. I'm Shen. And I'm Amanda. And we have a very special guest with us today. Tell me. Who's a guppy fish. Tommy is in a zone today. Tommy has been in a zone.

I've been in a zone. Tommy has been in a zone. And I love it. As of recording this, we are four days away from being done for the year. This is our final smosh mouth. This is our final. shoot day. Final shoot day of the year. Of the year of 2025. Now,

as of this airing, it's 2026. Right. But, Happy New Year. We're filming this in December. We take a big break, so we're not going to have time in January to film this episode to get it out in time. Tommy's energy is just like his phone. No case. Okay? He's free. He's wild. He's energetic. And he could drop at any moment. Cracks. Tommy, have you ever owned a phone case?

Yes. Oh, I used to phone case all the time. What happened? I dated someone who put it into my brain that if you didn't have a phone case, you look rich. What an insane origin. What if you don't have a phone? Oh, because I can afford a replacement. Yeah, that's what I was going to say. But also, I have the green back case.

I have the orange. Ew! It's so cute. What are you talking about? But see, like, I could do a clear phone case, but I want to look rich. And I guess I look poor. No. But then you also don't have the mag thing that you can stick onto like stuff.

No, it's heartbreaking. No, you still have, you still have magnet. That's the ring. You still have magnet? Yeah, but like, that's really. That's to keep the magnet through the case. Wait a second. Oh, so this doesn't like hook on to like my fridge or anything, right?

It can. It can. It can. You just X-Men yelled at the wall. I had to get it out. I'd project it out. People who burp like that are wild creatures. And Tommy does.

He burped yells. Yeah. Dude, you know the burp that I think trips me up the most is Arasha's. Because Arasha does the thing where she's like, bet, bet, bet. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm like, what are you doing? Let it out. We were on the game set.

I wonder if it'll make it into a video. This is so nonsense. I said something and then Arasha went to repeat it and just went, and bet, bet, bet, bet, bet. And then just like shut down. And so now I just, I'll go up to her and I'll go, ab, bet, bet, bet, bet. Did she mean?

She just went to, her brain just short-circuited. So she went to go say something she went, I bet, that. Let me say my brain has short-circated a lot. I'm sure. Frank? You got it. No, I'm, yeah, I just can't speak.

Can I ask, this is airing on the 8th, the 26th? Of January. January. So the live show is done. The live show happened 10 days ago. How was feeling about the live show? I thought it went really well. I hope good.

I realize I've not talked about it a lot in the previous smosh mouths. because we were shooting them before we even announced the live show. But I hope it went well. I was working on that bad boy for six months. Yeah. That's wild. Yeah. But hey, you can still check it out, I'm sure.

Yeah, I got my lines memorized day of the live show. Yeah. At the last second. I got my line. I can't believe you did what you did in that show. Oh, my God. It was wild. Yeah.

You were disgusting. I was disgusting. That's gross. That backflip that I did. I nearly broke my right hip. Yeah. Good thing you broke your left one instead. Thank God.

Anyways, I'm recovered. Good. How is everybody's Christmas? Oh. Hot chocolate. Hot chocolate. Marshallows. It was good.

Good Christmas. I went home to see my family. And, oh, I can talk about this now because this won't come out. So my parents are so hard to get gifts for her because I'm an only child. So it's like there's like there's a little child. So it's like there's a lot of pressure. I know the gift is me coming home. Yeah, and you coming out.

And me coming out every year. Gay! Mommy, daddy, gay. Gay. And so my dad loves hockey and he loves the Panthers. Oh. And so I decided to do a small splurge

and do something that I've always wanted to do, which is he's going to open a box, and it'll be like, in two days, we're going to go see a hockey game. Oh, that's the best. Those are the best because it's like, oh, you literally, we're going to go do something for it because it. Because it's like, I kind of win from it too because I get to spend a day with my dad. Sweet. But somehow I got a really good deal and we have second row up from the glass.

So it's going to be like, I'm not going to tell them what seat. Have you been to a hockey game before? I used to go when I was a lot younger. It's truly like going to a soccer game, but it's indoors. I've never been to a hockey game. Oh, they're so fun. And cold. I'm sure it's cold.

And it's inside. Very exciting. And like, no matter what, it's just there's a lot. of movement and you can't really tell what's going on. Sure. You're just like, woo! I think the last one, I went to a King's game, and then I would go to Bruins games a lot,

and I was obsessed. I loved it, loved it. Because it's kind of brutal to watch. Yeah. Brutal. It's kind of what Shane sweatshirt says. Brutal. Yeah, it's a lot of fun.

They fight sometimes. Oh, yeah. They do. The rule that the refs don't interfere until it goes to the ground is wild. It's awesome. When I was working at Channel 7, we had a lot of Bruins players come in

because we had a, like, a sports area. And every time they came in, it just looks like they were beaten with, like, an inch of their lives. Like, their nose were just gone. Like, they were just forever, like, cemented in, and they always had, like, dark circles. And they were, like, in suits,

and it was just a weird thing to see. Oh, wow. Oh. The Bruins were, like, near the north end, which was very close to where Channel 7 was in Boston. Pretty cool. Neat. Do you wish you were back at Channel 7?

No. I really, really don't. What's something you wish you could have reported on? Ooh. Oh, that's a good. It could be anything. It's a good question. Whether it's out of your league, under your league, has nothing to do with news.

I wish I could have reported on like a big, like the World Cup or like something really epic where everyone was getting together and I was like outside and all the chaos. But except it was just like, you know, Boston's been working on the bridge, the turnpike, the Brit, you know. construction still underway. And it was just like, oh, another thing. Or snowstorms. Thanks, loser. And then we've also got Weber. You're like, aw.

I think being a newscaster, I oddly feel like the big insane news stories. That's got to be the easiest, like, most, like, interesting part of the job. When I see when it's like, oh, you're a newscaster and, oh, they're putting you out in the field at the, the chili cookoff, I'm like, that's got to be agony. You got to be milk and that energy.

Dude, they just sit, they sit, forever. And if they're going to court, they're in court for hours and hours and hours. And then it's their time to go. I just, and, and you think, like, Channel 7 is, like, glitz and glam. Like, it's old in there. Like, they don't, they didn't even have, when I was there, they didn't even have everything on digital. You had to go to, like, little tapes in the stacks that were, like, there's a dead body in here. Like, it was, like, old. It just, it felt like, and, and you didn't know what time was and it was definitely 4 a.m. And every time I would park my car, I'd go through the alleyway and there was tons of rats.

The amount of rats that hit my boots. Hit your boots? It's like you're making it sound like you're not kicking rats. It sounds like they're teaboning your shoes. No, the rats were attacking my boots. They would like run at your shoes. I didn't kick the nothing. I just shuffled through the alleyway.

Oh my God. Oh my God. My boots had rat prints all over them every day. So they're just hanging out having a normal night. just like having conversations, and then a giant, scary woman comes in with her big feet. Their normal night is this. Just running from, they're going, I got you, tag, I got you, I got to this side. And then I'm just going, doof, doof, channel seven.

That's my life. Oh, well, fun. Yeah. Well, fun. The news anchor voice is probably my favorite thing ever. When you talk like this and you dip it down here and you know that you're, You're going to go here, but everybody knows that it's this time. Amanda, my favorite thing is when there's up and down side to side.

And I'm sitting at this table next to Shane and Amanda. Tonight, we'll find out what I'm going to say next. What's in your fridge that will kill you at 11? It goes up at the end. And what we mean by that is at 11 p.m., your fridge will kill you. Your fridge will kill you. Isn't that great? Now, let's see these puppies.

Oh. Later tonight after Jimmy Fallon, we'll find out who's behind you and what they're about to do. Yeah, very good. Very good. Thanks. It's fun. It's fun, you know. It is a fun time.

No, it sounds like it's actually not fun ever, but it's fun. But it's fun to hear. It's fun to hear. If it was my dream, it would be unbelievable. But it wasn't my dream. It was like, I want to be an actor. And my mom was like, you're going to do this. this is the next best thing.

I remember we... Next best thing. Because we did that, we had a, we did a local news for L.A. We did an interview where someone came in here. And just like,

what it demands to do that type of work, I'm like, I'm incapable. One day and I'd be so exhausted, I'd have to nap for five months. Especially if you're just starting out. It's just you, a cameraman,

you're doing everything. Truly. Yeah. And you have to care so much about nothing. Like you have to really... And your hair and makeup. Simply. Two hours before you're on air.

So if you work at the 4 a.m. Shift. Oh, you're up at 2 a.m. Yikes. Yikes. Yikes. Oh my God.

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Message and data rates may apply. See terms for details. Back to the show. Back to the show. Anyways. Anyway, what are we doing today? Today, we've been kind of throwing this around as an idea for a bit. We wanted to test out some segment ideas for the show. year. Yeah, we want to try a bunch of new stuff in 2026. Okay. I don't think we've really kicked that into high gear yet. Yeah.

But throughout 2026, that's a goal, is to try new things. Yeah, we've been comfy. We have gotten very comfy. We have it in high gear with you and the rats. Yeah, me and the rats. Like, kicking them up. Hey, segment episode, we just get some rats. We just throw them on the table. Have a man to take them around. I would hate that so deeply. Do you, do you, do you, do you have an aversion to rats? I really don't

like rats. No. I feel I've never understood the fear or hatred of rats. Yeah, they're little cutie to-toos. They're just rats. Cutie-toos? That tail looks like a rubber band that's, like, thick. And it's going to slap you across the face. Are you joking?

Well, yeah. How do you feel about snakes? I'd rather. You'd rather have snakes. I'd rather have snakes. Love, cuties. Frogs are adorable. You held them.

So people don't like frogs because they're, like, sticky. Oh. They're not sticky. They're slimy. How do you feel about slugs? Slugs? Fine. Something's happening to me.

I'm getting like, my body hurts just thinking, yeah. Truly, it's the rats that are bothered. Do rats? Mice. Do mice? Mice are fine. Because they're smaller and innocent. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

How do you feel just, would you take bugs over rats? This room has to have one of them. Sorry, I know this is awful for you right now. Cockroo. Cockroach. No! Worse than rat? Amanda's brain.

Amanda's brain just took a screenshot. My body is like, I don't know, cockroaches are horrible. Yeah, they're pretty bad. Cockroaches and rats. Gagroaches are horrible. Awful. You know that scene in traitors?

Where they're dumping the. Okay, can I be honest, though, I'm the type that when I saw that challenge, I was like, that, that's, That's the easiest challenge out of everything. No, no, no. What is this? Explain it.

I can. What? Explain it. Oh, I don't know what this is. So they had to hold each other's hands within this glass box. And they just had to have a grip. Nothing's pulling them apart. It is purely psychological.

They're holding hands, but then they're dropping stuff into this box. Not just stuff. Snakes. Bags. Bags. Bags of bugs. Lots of bugs inside the seeds. But none that'll bite you.

Oh, they could. Yeah, and they're not going to bite them. I think that's a liability. Cockroaches don't buy it. Like, it's mostly... Then they dropped in this, like, thick, long, like... Yeah, it's like a millipede. You're cool with that?

I think it was a milipede. And then they also drop it on their heads. They drop it on their heads. They're dropping bugs and stuff on their heads. We don't know why, actually, that was just like a separate thing. But do you think, okay, we've talked about Survivor and stuff on this show before, but, like, when it comes to, like, having bugs on you, is that something like you could... I'm signing up for a challenge.

and I can do a bug. If I'm like in bed. Oh, yeah, that's different. Honey, this isn't a bug. This is bags of bugs. I can do bags of bugs if I say. If we had our hands in a glass box and we're holding hands

and they were dropping bugs, if we're like this and they're dropping bugs on us, are you going to be able to hold on? I don't know. I might throw up and scream. I might throw up and scream. I might throw up and scream.

I hate this. Okay, close guys. It's bug. But I know it's your hands. It was honestly. No, it was the coolest moment because in Traders, in that season, I know the new season's out now. But in the previous season, Boston Rob, who's like such a vet from reality shows, he's holding. And I forget, his partner was like a young woman, right?

And the way he was like talking to her throughout that process, he's like, he's like, hey, so when's your birthday? He's like, oh my gosh, that's so funny. That's the same birthday as my daughter. Yeah. And he's like, they're covered in bugs. And he's just like, that's so interesting. So like, what do you like to do when you go? to this place, whatever. He's like just like, hey, let's just go somewhere else because he was unfazed by. He was unfazed. Of course. He's Boston Rob. He's a legend. I love Boston Rob. But truly that stuff, I'm not bothered by it at all. Forever ago, we got to do a thing where we had a bunch of bugs and animals here that Courtney and Olivia were hosting a show with them. And there was a part where they're like, oh, we have this big tarantula. Do you want to crawl across your face? And truly like Olivia did it. And I, and truly like Olivia did it. And,

I don't know if Courtney did it, but then I was like, I'll do it. I was like, that sounds cool. And so, like, I laid my face down on a, on a table and there, like, this tarantula crawled across it. And it feels crazy. The tips are heavier. They're a little heavy, but also the tips of their legs feel like a little needle. Oh, really?

It feels like kind of like a little acupuncture type of vibe. Oh, my God, I need that on my arm. It was really interesting. I'm actually very surprised that you're into this. I don't want. Yeah, you don't want. I don't, you're not, you're not. When a bug in nature decides to interact with me.

Yeah, you don't want. I don't want. You don't want. But like in my home, if I see a spider, I'm like, usually I'll let him chill out. Unless he's up in my business. You don't have an aversion to spiders. Not really. Oh.

A thick-ass tarantula with like a big butt. I'm like, get out. Oh, no, tarantula does not bother me. It's the tiny little skinny, fast ones. No, no. Spiders are weirdly okay. Maybe because East Coast there's spiders everywhere. Yeah, but tarantulas are known to be like the least.

They're not like a problem. They really don't care. You guys are confused. I'm not worried about what they'll do to me. I don't want the texture and the touch on my body. Got it. I get that. Got it.

You know? So it's not their intent. It's their form. Yeah, that sounds awful. I think I'm going to cancel you for that. It's not their intent. It's not their intent. It's not their form is so funny.

That actually is so awful. We can't say that. I get it though I'm always fascinated when people just have like a full aversion Because I'm like yes if I'm walking around and suddenly a bug skitters out of nowhere I'm gonna jump back and be like what the hell is that? I don't want that near me But I don't understand just seeing it and being like oh oh I do have to say like I will ride or die for you but if if a rat or something comes towards you

So I was walking with my friend Sam and we were walking to the movies and it was was, I think downtown, a guy opened a door and the door was like to a trash room. And my friend wore open-toed shoes, but you never do downtown. You never wear open-toed shoes downtown. This is actually...

So the door opened and the rat was like, yay! And it ran directly towards us. And we were like holding hands, like cracking up, like being friends. I imagine you pick Sam up and you throw a rat the rack. Nope, I didn't do any of that. The rat she kills me to this day.

the rat landed on, like sprawled out like a beach on her open toad. And I ditched her ass. I literally unhooked her arms and I went, no! It crawled onto her foot. It literally went, bah! Like on her feet, it was like, yay! And I left her ass and ran. I literally was like, nope.

And I ran and left her alone to go, ah! And the rat was like, oh, you're freaking out. So what it did is just kept rubbing its little belly on her. What the hell is this rat? On her open belly. It was like, la la, la. Oh, you're scared? I'm going to stay here.

I've ever seen a really fat rat, like a pet rat that's really fat? No. Pet rats are apparently really sweet. In New York, they're like the size of your forearm. Yeah. Well, yeah. No. No, when I go to New York, whenever I see a rat, it's like truly like a celebrity siding.

Same. I'm like rat. Same. I hear about you guys. Yeah. Here? They're there. They're everywhere.

They're everywhere. But like in New York. I've rarely seen them in my life. Like when I'm in cities, I look for them and I'm like, but I feel like you see them for a moment and then they skitter away. You got to go into the back alleys. Yeah, you've lived a very cushy life if you haven't seen a rat. And I just, you don't know what that rat's been through.

It's like maybe you make delicious dishes. What? Maybe you train turtles. No, they're bare crawling buildings. They're like, do, do, boom. That's what they're doing. Amazing. Sounds incredible.

So they're Spider-Man. They Spider-Man? Yeah, they're Spider-Man. They're not like cute like Spider-Man. They're not like- I just, I don't see rats as being disgusting. I see they look cute. They look no different than, they're just big mice.

Oh, that's wild. Good for you. One person's right in one person. I will say, okay, there is one thing. It's a bug that fuck them. Absolutely. Mosquitoes. Not mosquitoes.

I don't get bothered by, like, I don't get bit by mosquitoes too often. I don't know what it is. I don't know what it is. I guess I don't have sweet blood. I actually haven't been bit by mosquitoes in a while. And I also, there's not, they're not that prevalent in L.A. I will say when I go to Florida and stuff, sometimes I get, I'm annoyed by them. Florida.

I don't hate them though. I don't, if I see them, it's not like a disgust. There is one thing that if I see it, I'm going to kill it. Whoa! Full on. I love everything else. I do everything to not harm any bugs or any animals. I will, even flies.

I'm like, you can do your stuff. thing my cats are going to probably kill you and I can't stop them. Love that. What is that? But wasps. Oh yes. Wasps can go to hell. Well, they're like nature's villain.

They're naughty. They are awful. They are like, me, me, me, me. They are awful. One time I went camping, glamping. I don't camp. And I didn't pay for the glamp. So it was just, I got to go out.

Nice. We were just hanging. It was when I was dating someone who, whose family was like that. And so we went there and there was, they were coming out of the ground. Because, you know, the wasps can, like, nest in the ground. They can do everything. And so there were, I would say, maybe five wasps around you at any time.

It was that many wasps in the air. And so we would just, we would take paper plates and just go, we would just be like, oh, you know, oh, let's, let's, you know, it's 11 a.m. Let's walk around. And so we're just going, boom, boom. And as soon as you'd hit one and fall on the ground and go, and then we'd kill it. And it was like, we felt like evil monsters against nature,

but also we were like, we need to protect ourselves. We're trying to hang out. I'm a good person over here. I'm just talking about my disgust. You guys are actually murdering. Only wasps. Only wasps. Because they will get in your face.

Bees, love them. Oh my God, there was a dead bee in my kitchen this morning. And it makes me so sad. And I was like, how'd you get in here? I would have saved you. Yeah, I know. Occasionally, running into a dying bee is so trash. It happens a lot.

There's my friend Bear, he has a pool in his, like, apartment area. No, it's shared by everyone and no one's ever in it. Except every once in a while, a drowning bee. And if I walk by, I'll be like, no, no. And I'll, like, scoop about and I'll, like, put him on a thing. And I'll be like, whew, whew. A little tiny CPR. Some honey.

Yeah, like, drink, drink. Drink the honey. Thank you, Tommy. He's like, I don't drink honey, I make it. Idiot. Anyways, that's a little fun fact for me. All right. I liked this a lot.

Segments. How many segments does a Roachap? Your face dropped immediately. I just wanted to see what would happen. No, literally, I'm not even playing these faces. It's like a, it's like a great through my whole body. I'm just like, gay. I'm like, bow.

I'm like, bow. All right, shall we segment? Yeah. Does anyone have one we want to talk over? And we can play any that we are capable of playing, or we can just talk it out. It's okay. We're going to move on. Okay.

I have one that's just fun. That's like easy. I love recommendations that aren't focused on anything at all. It could be a book. It could be a movie. It could be something to do. It could be how to sleep. It could be, I don't know, something that's working for.

you right now or that you've enjoyed recently that you want to recommend. Just broadly. Okay. This probably won't work. It'll be a product. Anything. This probably won't work for like you guys, but for me. Okay.

Hair towels are a big thing when I get out of a shower, like a big thing. Like it needs to be the right hair towel. If it's too thick, it'll just fall. Yeah, I do like a job. Do you like the cartoon lady up? Yes, exactly. You're in the robe and you're like, oh. Exactly.

And then I drop my robe. And then I open the door and I go, oh! No one's there. So I got these towels for my son. They're like Muslim cotton. They're so wonderful. They are, and they have like the little triangle where you put the baby's head in. They are perfect for your hair towels.

They're so light and soft and they dry super, super quick. Okay. That's my recommendation. Is your head the size of a baby? No. Okay. So the triangle only fits up here. Oh.

No, no. The triangle fits. at the triangle here and then I bend over and then I wrap it around and then I do the Oh, so it's up in the back. Yes, yes, yes, yes. That's great. Okay.

For everybody who I'm going here, thank you. Incredible recommendations. So fun, just any recommendation at all. At all. What do you recommend today? Okay. Give me a second. Do you want to go or do you have one?

Yeah, you go. Yeah, I can go. I would like to recommend And if you have a bottle of orange wine to finish it on the day. I've had a few orange wines lately where I've let it rest until the next day and it has turnt. It has turnt. Oh, it's turned.

Is it outside of the fridge or inside the fridge? Nope, it's in the fridge. I don't know. So I was at the end of a, okay, so people at home like orange wine, you know, it's like, it's fucking crazy. It's a weird, it's a weird thing. It's skin talk to. It's so delicious. Sometimes it tastes like a foot.

Yep. This one tasted like if white wine was a cigar. Okay, go with me. It was really good. It was really nice. People like, ew. And it's like, I'm like, wait till you're in your 30s. You're gonna want your wine to taste like a cigar.

Wow, that voice is good. We need another scam caller to call. For real. Diabetes. What do you mean? What? This voice is so good. Me when I'm at Tashi Station in Star Wars.

This voice is so. Oh, good. That was crazy. You sounded like you work for job of the hut. Or at the DMB, like the woman comes out at the end. Did you bring you, I, I do. Jesus. It's so good.

You sound like you're part of a jazz punk song. Work it. Make it. Okay. I'm losing it a little bit. Anyway, so good. I poured, I guess this was the second, the third day. So maybe the recommendation is the third day.

Because you can kind of get away with the second day. I poured it and it was at the bottom And I've had this wine before It has a picture of a woman who looks like Natalie Portman on it And I can keep I continuously find it because I'm like Oh there's Natalie Portman again I guess I'll get the cigar wine Of course

Anyway poured it out thick Like it was like top to bottom like opaque Yes Like fully like brown like pieces I was like oh like you can't put that in your body Yeah You can't do that It does that

Orange wine does that I don't know why If there's not a little bit little bit of sediment, I'm not drinking it, because then I know it's going to taste like, yummy light, oh, by the beach. And you want messed up. I wanted to taste like this. And that's it.

Okay. Similarly, I've been doing this a little bit this year. My recommendation, we have a lot of like long shoot days here. Smosh, right? Sometimes I get sleepy in the second half of the day, but I've noticed something that I feel like fixes it for me and maybe it's placebo. if I eat an orange. Orange.

If I eat an orange in the early afternoon, I have energy. It's incredible. I don't know. Vitamin C? Maybe it's just the sugars in it. I don't know. But I swear by the orange. It's clean natural sugar.

Orange. And I just love an orange. Orange. And it's delicious. Orange. Love an orange. Do you eat it cold or do you eat at room temperate here? Good question, Tommy.

You put your oranges in the fridge? Delicious. Oh, I don't do that. But that makes sense because it's like cold orange juice in it. I put my apples in my fridge. I put my apples in the fridge too. I do not put my apples in the fridge. I just don't put my bananas. The fridge can I turn brown?

Do they turn brown in the fridge? Yes. Oh, I would think it would be the opposite. And if you freeze it, you have to peel it. What? Bananas. Why do you have to freeze it? Or why do you have to peel it?

So it lasts longer. No. Why do you have to peel it? You want to take out a banana that's frozen with a peel on it? How are you going to get that peel off? Well, you let it thaw. But then why? No.

You use it. Exactly. You want it for a smoothie. Oh. See, no, I let bananas get really brown. And with the peel on, I put him in the freezer. So that I take them on, I let them thaw and I make banana bread. I just saved them.

When's the last time you did that? Probably like a year or so ago. I make banana bread a lot. It's the easiest thing to make. A lot. It's the easiest thing. Not a lot this past year, but I was making it a lot. He's lying his ass off like, yeah.

Before that, I was making it all the time. Shane is lying his ass off. I was making it all the time. I don't get to make banana bread. By the way, Tommy, we got to get you on board with this. We are going to get Riba on Smosh this year. Yes. And then also we want to do a Riba Moose Master.

Yes. Oh, my God, that would be incredible. Different versions of Riba. That's great. Different eras. You're in. I'm in. I'm in. I'm in.

I'm in for Riba. So, yeah. But we got to, I think it's going to be a big group effort to get Riba on Smosh. Riba. Riba. Anyways. Wow. Orange.

Orange. Orange wine quickly. Muslin cotton hair towels. There you go. And those are your recommendations for today's episode. Those are the recommendations for today. That's a fun little segment. I like recommendations.

I really like that. It's just whatever. That's a great. It's so, so nice. So niche. So nice. So nice. Very nice.

Very nice. No. Here's this new segment where we just say very nice over and over. Very nice. Okay. Oh, I have a really nice. This is a one-time segment. Okay.

And maybe we could do it with different guests and stuff, where we just switch seats for like a minute and we just see if the vibes are different. Okay. Okay. I've always wanted to sit over here. I've always wanted to sit there too. So let's switch. Let's do one and then.

Because I sat here a week ago. Let's move counterclockwise. Okay. One and then see what the vibes. See, I've been here before. And these vibes are good. Oh my God. Something's different with you over here.

How do you feel over that? I'm just kidding. Whoa. I've never been sitting here with you there. I don't actually know if I like this. You don't like it there. It is trippy. We've never done this.

I feel like I just swam at the bottom of the pool and I popped up in a place that I didn't like. I popped up in the deep end with a bunch of people talking and I'm like, oh, sorry, I thought my friends were here. It's like when you're like, you're like, you're like, you're like, look, I'll do something underwater. And you like go to like flip upside down underwater and then you come up and you're like, oh. I'm... It's just that woman? I'm also... Is that woman on the thing?

Where's your mom? What happened to you? Wait, what? Wait, what's going on? I don't even know. Wait, what? I mean, it's crying. And I just crying.

The idea. Where's your mom? He's like, where's your mom? Where's your mom, kid? And she's crying. Oh, shit. Oh, my God. You know, you know, when you have a vision in your head and people go, yeah, and then they add

onto it, that got me, man. This is a good spot. It's a great spot. I feel more chill here. As you're sobbing in the corner. I'm having more fun here. People think I laugh a lot. It's just where I'm sitting.

Oh, thanks. James. I'll take one too. Oh my god. Thank you. Where's your mom? Where's your mom? You guys, I really needed that.

Thank you. Of course. I slept really dry last night, so my throat is ready to do that. You're really dry? Yeah, because I'll sleep with my mouth open. Some people snore I sleep with my mouth open. Uh-oh. Yeah.

Is that bad? I don't know. I don't know. Spiders can get in there. I'm like, let them in. They want to go in, let them in. Spiders get in there. Spiders get in there.

Oh, my God. I'm so happy. I'm glad you happy. Do we want to swap one more? Let's do it. Because I've never sat here. I've literally never sat here. Whoa.

Oh, interesting. I've actually sat here. You have sat there. Once. And I've sat there before. Still a little dewey under this eye. I'm dewey. Okay, this spot's pretty cool.

Yeah. You just are looking at Scott the whole time. Oh my God, and I love it. I don't know if he loves it, but I love it. Okay. I'm like, Scott, when he agrees with something, he's like, you're mid-conversation with the person here, but you're just like, yeah, I fully agree. I look at Scott a lot.

For sure. Yeah, and I know when the vibes are good when Scott's doing that, but when he's not doing that, it's like, ooh, we got to move on. So I'm realizing this chair is the focused chair because my attention's here and there's, it's just wall. Whereas, like, if you're here, your attention split between the two and you have everybody out here. This is a tough chair. But then when you're over there, it's just this person and Scott.

Yes. Yeah. But this is the focus. And a little bit of Selena. And a little bit of Selena. Is this chair hard to look at the guest? I don't necessarily think so. I think the guest is perfectly split.

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Good. Oh, wow. I needed a cry last night, and it came to me in this is a very, like, sweet thing, actually. Okay. Okay, here's my segment. Tommy says a sweet thing. Okay. I love that.

There was just a TikTok that I saw. It was a Native American woman in a, like, natural history museum, like, cultural installation, and she was singing, like, a song from her, like, culture, her tribe or whatever. and it was so impactful that I just started, like, weeping. And then I was like, humanity. You've been weeping. I've been weeping. I've been very connected lately with my, like, grateful for, like, the lives we lead and connections with people.

You've been in your weeping era. I'm in my weeping. And I love that. But in my, like, beauty, like in my life. Am I like, oh. I primarily cry in, like, positive ways. Yes. I don't cry when things are really sad.

I cry when things are happy. Oh, not me. I cry for a lot of it. Yeah, for a lot of it. I cry for a lot of it. Like, I cry when things are really, I will, I'm going to admit something here. I cried in the most, in the strangest way, I got a full night of sleep. Good.

When I was at work, I missed my son completely. I didn't see him when I woke up and I didn't see him when I got home. So I was really sad. So the next morning, I got a full night of sleep. I was holding my son. and H made crepes and I took one bite of the crepe while holding my son

and I sobbed sobbed talked Sobbed Natalah! Sob talked I was like It's so good It tastes so good

And it was like Oh my God This is that moment This is that moment Where people go Parenting is hard I'm like oh no This is that moment

This is where it's at You're like childbirth. I'll do it again and again. Literally. Literally. It's like that famous picture of that mom who's holding her crying son and she's sitting on the toilet and there's another son holding her, holding her leg. Have you guys seen that picture? Is that a picture of painting?

I don't know. I know what you're talking about, though. But I was like, yep. But I was crying and joy. Of course. Because you're like, oh my God, I have my son. I have this breakfast and everything's really working out. But it was like tasting a crepe in that moment.

Just solidified it. It just launched it. Anyways, where's your mom? Where's your mom? It should be swapped back. Let's do it. This is a fun place to be. Yeah.

Yeah. You're in the middle. I'm really happy for our guests. I have the most energy in this chair. 100%. Really? I don't know why. What did you think about my chair?

It's good. Oh. So, yeah. Yeah. I think it's Shane's chair that has like the energy in my chair. I think I just bring those vibes there. My chair's just fine. It's professional, I guess.

I think it's professional. It's a grounding. It's a grounding force. Yeah. Yeah, I feel very professional. You shut down when you sat in it. You kind of were fine when you sat in it. It's kind of fine.

Fun. I feel like, yeah. Okay. I'm going to have to change some things. Yeah. Okay. I'm going to have to bring some new energy. Okay.

I'm going to have to chill out. Yeah. Switch it up a bit. Yeah, I'm going to be chill. I'm going to be relaxed. No filter. For sure. For sure.

Oh. Yeah, let's go back. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. I'm back. I'm back in my chair.

Okay. I have a segment. And we're back. We're back. And we're back. I don't have one. Do you not have any? I'm kidding.

I know you have some companies because we talk about it. I'm going to have. No, you go. Okay. I think it would be fun to answer one of the questions that make you fall in love with people. Every episode we do. There's, that's like 50, there's like 50, right? One of these.

From women's health magazine. There's like 50 questions. Yeah. Yeah. So if we start doing that, that's, we could do one every week for a whole year. You said make someone fall in love with you? Uh-huh. Yeah.

Or to determine. Oh, I love that. I'm picking one. I'm picking one. I'm picking one. Where's your mom? Which is your mom, kid. Where's your mom?

She got a cigarette. Literally. She burns it out on the floaty. It deflates. She sings. If a crystal ball could tell you the truth about yourself, your life, the future, or anything else, what would you want to know? So if a crystal ball, thank you. Elda, I don't know what your name is.

You're welcome. It's getting worse. If a crystal ball could tell you the truth about yourself, your life, the future, anything else. What would you want to know? Her name is Ina, because she's in a pool right now. It is your seat. Your seat's fun. Mine is lame.

God. Mine's so serious. I'm like segments. Sorry, sorry, what is it? If a crystal ball could tell you the truth about yourself, your life, the future, or anything else, what would you want to know?

Not the future. I do not want to know about the future. I don't want to know the future either. My life. My life. My life. I'm scared to go to a psychic for that reason. Like, I don't want them to tell me something that I don't want to know.

I guess my life, I don't know. Okay. I feel like psychics have said like, oh, I don't want to, we don't predict the future because it is kind of like, I think it's a vibe thing. It's a vibe thing.

It's not set. I think I would want to know like, where to put my energy. Yes. I would like a, like a light guide of like, I think, you know, you should keep,

oh, it's like, oh, maybe focus on a pilot. You know, like kind of give me like a nudge in a direction. Yes. And that could just like teach me something or it could be it gets created. You know, like I'd love a little like a, ooh, keep writing that thing. I know this is impossible because it is all subjective and it's all our own feelings and whatever.

But like, you know in video games where it's like something will highlight of like, oh, this is the recommended thing to do. Right. And I'm like, man, that'd be so nice to have in life of like, oh, well, this is this is the path. You're walking around. It just pops up. Like things just kind of light up, but it's like, oh, go that direction. And I'm like, give me that once. It's called intuition, Shane.

Yeah. Intuition. It's called intuition. It's called intuition. It's called intuition. Where's your mom? I think people hate those boys. Honestly, where's your mom?

That whole thing is going to be my 2026 world. That lady's my new favorite character. Briss your mom at. Because she cares about the well-being of the kid. She does. She's also really enjoying her time, smoking a cigarette in the water. in a public pool. And she's got like a frilly bathing suit on.

Oh, for sure. She's a, she's a cigar woman, but she's a cute frilly bathing suit on. Like short, choppy hair that's got a blonde pilot. What's that, oh, I'm picturing, what's that, that, that, like, newspaper cartoon of the old lady with the sunglasses. Caffe? Oh. Oh, no, the old lady who's like. It's like a famous cartoon.

And she's just always kind of like. It would be on, like, birthday cards. She's always a little sassy. That is, that is to a T. Maxine. Maxine. Maxine. That is to a T what my grandma was like.

That was her vibes. Just kind of like, and she had that like short. Is that where you get your aunt, carol? There's definitely some vibes there. She was very, like, sarcastic, very funny. And just a lot of just like, all right. I always wanted that. Very popular.

I feel like the imagery of hers everywhere. In the funnys. In the funnys. In the funnys. Oh. Do you guys remember? Is this crazy? Oh my God.

This is me showing my age. When you had to call or look in the newspaper for a movie theater. times. Do you guys remember that? We're to like call and like hear the movie theater times? Like movie phone? Yes. Yeah, thanks Selena. Yes, I do. Oh my God, this seat. I do remember that. This seat is old and lame. This seat is

crusty and dusty. I'm changing it up. I'm gonna cut my hair like this old point. We're gonna get you a free little bit too. I do I do remember that. That was right around the time we're like Watergate and stuff. It was crazy. Anyways. I hate you. Fuck you. Yeah, I remember that.

Fuck you in that seat. I remember that too. I was like swimming around with my like 500 brothers and my dad's balls. 100. He's got a good girl. You're a miracle. You guys keep me in this seat. That's actually what's happening.

Not me. It's you guys. It's you guys. Okay. I love that. I have a big one. Let's just do it now. And then we'll go back to smaller ones.

So I have this show. I have a show that I pitched to Kiana years ago. Okay. That we would do on Smosh Pit. Now this is a very rough idea. And the idea is for it to just be like fun conversation with a little bit of a game to it. And it is called Hot Take Roulette. Okay.

Now, we got this roulette wheel. Now, this goes to 12. Ideally, it would go to 10. Now, I think also there'd be two roulette wheels. There'd be a roulette wheel that has a bunch of categories on it. And then there'd be a roulette wheel that has the numbers. And one being the absolute coldest, ice cold. 10 being the hottest.

Now, this goes to 12. So 11 and 12 are crazy. How do you go beyond? Hot, hot, hot. Beyond hot, hot, hot. So, am I presented with a thing that I have to then make a hot? So what it would be is, one person would be the judge in this given scenario. One person is the judge, and they pick a category.

They spin the wheel, it lands on a number. And the other two people, they don't have to believe in the hot take, but they have to give a take that is equivalent to that heat level. Got it. And the judge then determines who won, who got closer to the number. It's not a matter of agreeing with the take or liking the take or whatever. It's is that take. It's like wavelength in that sense. Yeah.

Okay, so it's not like pineapple on pizza is the category. It's just like food is the category. And then we both have to try and make a hot time. And you can determine how specific you want to get. Got it. You could say pineapples is my category. Give me a hot take about pineapple. Pineapple on pizza is like the best thing in the world.

What number would that be? That, I don't. Well, the way you said about say a fire. It would be how hot I think that take is too. All right, let's take a broad category. Let's say music. Okay. Music.

And we land on a one. Okay. Who wants to go first? My hot take and music? A one, a one. I don't think I'm going to be good at this game. Give me a one. What is a one take?

What is the coldest possible take on music? Tommy. Coldest? It is a one. Okay. As cold as it gets. Get ready, guys. Get ready.

Okay, here we go. I think Beyonce is a talented vocalist. Okay. That's really nice. Beyonce is a talented vocalist, Amanda. Most people like pop music. Ooh. Oh, shoot.

I'm not winning. That's not a one. No, no, I think I'm going to give it to Amanda because most popular music. Okay, okay. It's in the name. Okay. It's in the name. That is the most because I think, I don't know who,

but I think there, I would believe more people out there would potentially. Yeah. Right. Disagree with the best vocalist in current history. Yes. Both of those very good one takes. Does anyone want to spin and give a category? Okay. The category is clothing.

Clothing. What are we going to get? I like the hypnosis in the middle, by the way. Oh, that's so spooky. Okay, three. We're getting low takes. Okay. Okay. Um jeans go with everything Whoa you think that's a three

Okay Hmm Okay All right Okay I'm having fun in this chair What are you wearing right now? Not jeans

I'm not wearing jeans Whoa Because I'm different This is a three This is like a chill take I think it's a chill take I think it's a chill take Do you think it's more of like a one?

No I think I think that's actually more of a hot take than a chill take. Really? Because I know people, well, I feel like the tides have turned and people don't like jeans anymore. People like, people like big pants. Jeans can be big. Pants.

Jeans. And what do you got? Okay. I'm going to go with, you should fold your knitwear. You shouldn't hang it. You should fold your knitwear. Well, rest on least two. Shea, I think knitwear wins, unfortunately.

That's the three. I feel like jeans is more of a... That's a pretty bold statement. Fine. I learned... I heard that about knitwear, and I realized it's true, because whenever I would hang it, I'd have those... Yes, it would get the bumps on my shoulders.

Yeah, yeah, because it's too heavy. Yeah, yeah. Okay, pick a category. Pick a category and spin the wheel. We need to get some hotter takes up here. Yeah, let's look... Alcohol. Alcohol.

Alcohol. Alcohol. Let's spin it again. What did you, what, hey, this is what happens. This wheel loves, a nine. A nine. Alcohol. Okay, and once again, I,

Alcohol. I want to be clear with hot take roulette, it's not about, you do not have to believe the take. Right. You are just saying something that is of that caliber. A nine hot take. Okay. I think classic cocktails should not have twists on.

them. And I don't mean twist like a lemon twist. I think classic cocktails should honor their classic form. Wow. Okay. Okay. That's a good one. Guess what? I don't believe that for a second. I know. I love a twist on a lot of tea. That's just my. I love a twist

but I can respect what you just said. But I like this. I like this take. But that's my take. That's your take. That's your take is going to trigger people. Okay. A nine. I'm going to say tequila is the liquor for people who don't like alcohol. Hey, oh, I don't believe it.

I don't believe it. But is that a nine out of a ten? Like tequila shots, people taking tequila shots. I just think, I think tequila's the go-to for people who don't actually like... That's like being launched out of a canonist for people who like land. Yeah. That's fucking crazy. Or people who like who don't enjoy, like, they don't like the taste of it.

It is the most intense liquor there is. That's what's crazy. Well, that's a hot take. If you didn't like alcohol, you should... It's a hot take. taking shots of vodka. Because it tastes like, no, I, yeah. Well, I mean, hey, it's different tastes for different face.

I will say that's interesting. I feel like tequila's the go-to. It's like, oh, you never drink. You don't like drinking liquor. So you go with tequila. That's so interesting because I love alcohol, but I don't like tequila. I have started to not do tequila unless it's in an espresso martini. Wow.

If you get the, if you get the golden, the golden tequillas have more of a vanilla flavor and actually pairs really well into an espresso martini. But I spent so many years in my mid-20s thinking that I knew how to pace myself really well and then near the end of the night, it'd be like, let's do a tequila shot, and then I'd be sleeping

on the floor in my bathroom. Dead. And it was always the tequila shot at the end of the night. Yeah. I hate tequila shots. I actually don't like shots. I don't do shots. You know it'll help? Shake it. I mean, you've made your decision. I just said I don't. But if you shake the tequila shot, it'll help. Who won? Now it's a 9 out of 10. If you think mine is beyond...

11 and 12 are extra. 11 and 12 are just insane cycle mode. I don't know, actually. There's no wrong answer. You're picking what you think is more accurate to that. If you think I went past a 9, or I'm not quite there. I'm going to go with Tommy because I actually think you went past a nine.

That's like a really... Okay. That's a hot... That's the point of the game. That's the game. I'm going with Tommy. Hey. I'm sorry.

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Can we do another round? Let's do another round. Take another category, Tommy. I think we'll know you start. Oh, yes, yes, yes. But before we do that, I must say this story. And I'm like, maybe if I stay out on the podcast, we'll make it get made. And it needs to be a one-off, and it needs to be maybe not on YouTube because it would

lose monetization. But a game that Keanu and I wanted to pitch ages ago was try not to nut. And what it was, was there was two screenshots of a porn, but before it becomes a porn, when it's just like, hi, I'm, oh, you're my brother. Welcome, you know, and it's just like a screenshot of like the acting part.

And then like a Hallmark movie or like, you know, a student film or something. And so you have to choose which one isn't the porn based on the screenshot. And if you pick a porn, you get pelted with walnuts. This was back in the punishment era. This was back in the punishment era. I think you're going to know,

Which one's the porn? I think that they use a different camera filter. It's a creamy one. Okay. Anyway, turn out to know. Obviously, that didn't get made. And instead, Kiana said, what if we read Reddit stories? And here we are. And here we are. So those, they were on the same plane at one point. Wow. I love that. Okay, I'm gonna, I'll keep it broad still. I'm gonna say movies.

Okay. Movies. Give me a good one. I want like a seven. That was crazy. Got a seven. That was crazy. What the heck? Seven's hard.

Seven out of, let's do seven out of ten. Okay. Seven out of ten on movies. So not too hot, but getting there. Hot. Not boiling lava hot. This is where it's hard. How do you nail down a seven hot take on movies?

Fuck. I want to think the more specific the category gets, the easier it is to come up with one. Yeah. The broad is a little challenging. Yeah, movies. Do you want to say movies from this past year? Hot takes on movies from this past year.

I'm throwing out things just to help you narrow it down. Paul Thomas Anderson is the best director ever. Oh, okay. Okay. And I'll say... I haven't seen one battle after another, but I'm just saying. Movies amazing. And I'll say Alien Romulus was just the best alien movie.

Oh, my God. Okay. Tommy... That was too far. I think I got to give it to Amanda. I think you went past. You went past. That's a hot take.

Do you agree with that? No. I really liked Alien Romulus. It was fun. It was the best alien movie. Yeah, as I came out of my mouth, it was a little too crazy. That tall creature was spooky. I loved it.

Yeah, I really got barfie with that. Yeah, me too. I felt like. I was like, oh, you know, that was a real guy. No, I know. He's basketball. He basketball. Did you know he basketball?

He basketballs. And he basketballs in that outfit. Yeah. Just dressed as that alien. He's not really wearing anything. Yeah. Is. Hmm.

Yeah. Yeah. Gorgeous. Gorgeous. Beautiful man. Get that man on a runway. Oh my God. No, seriously.

Well, okay, here we go. So I won. You won that. You won that. Good job. Okay. I can't do that one. My category is, let's say, you, YouTube, YouTubers.

YouTube. No. No? Okay. I'm just kidding. You can do it. I can. I was going to say Harambe, and that's why I laughed.

And I was like, we're not doing takes on Harambe. Because he's right there. And he can see. And he can see you. So, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay. Animals. Okay, okay, here's your category. Gross animals.

Gross animals. Fun. Your take on gross animals? We got an eight. We got an eight. Gross animals. Okay. However you want to make that happen.

I have a, I have a, I have a, I have a, Okay. Millipedes are cute. They are not gross. They are cute. And I believe that one. I've always thought millipedes are cute. You should be shot down.

They're just, I don't know. Centipedes gross. Millipedes are the difference. Millipedes are the ones, they're the kind of like, they're a little bit rounder. They're like, they can be big and long, but they're very round. They do not have like antennae. Really? Like, they're like, here, I'll pull up a millipede.

I think millipedes are cute. So they're kind of like those guys. Oh, the ones that look more like worms. They're like a little bit wormy. Seneopedes are like flattened out. Centipede. Centipedes. I think that's what was on traitors in their hands.

Cerepies are like that. Yeah, centipedes deserve to die. Millipedes have tiny little legs. Yes. And they're going like round. And they're like, they're like, glitlid lily. Yeah. And I think they're very cute.

Centipedes, terrifying. Millipedes are cute. Millipedes are cute. I really don't know. An eight out of ten. Like, if we had a milipede here, I'd be so excited. I'd be like, oh, huh, huh. You could reference the first conversation we had on this podcast today.

You do not have to believe it, but I do believe mine. You don't have to believe it, but I think you can. Gross animals. Think about them. Think about gross animals. We brought it back. When Amanda's thinking, she does little air kisses. Hmm. This is really hard to think about it. I love just, like, thinking things that we do. It reminds me of that interview of Ethan Slater, where they ask him some question.

And he goes, he goes like, oh. And he does like a weird, like, he does like a weird smile thing off to the side. It's like to fill time with the face. Oh. I'm struggling with this. I don't really like, no. All right. Shane wins.

No, hey, hey. I win. Hey. Hey. Hold on, hold on. Cockroaches are the best insect to eat. Okay, that's, she went, she went, she went, she went. I feel like that's, I feel like that's a little too far.

Yeah. That's a little too far. I really, I really couldn't, I really couldn't. I think I was so taken back. Okay. Um, I want to go specific. Okay. The Rock.

Dwayne, Dwayne, Dwayne. D'Wonson. Yep. Okay, spin. Okay. A seven again. A different number. It's up to you.

I feel like we should either do a 10 or a five. or something like that. 10 or 5. Okay. 10 or 5. Oh, 10. Oh, 10. Okay.

Dwayne the Rock Johnson is your category. Okay. Here we go. I'm thinking of one that you specifically will think is really fun. Okay, I think this is a hot take, but I think, Amanda, you might even agree with it. the Scorpion King is the Rock's best movie. Name a better movie. He's bringing 10.

He's bringing 10 to the table. Okay, Moana. Okay, fine, fine, fine. No, the leading, the Scorpion King is the Rock's best leading role. Okay, here's my take on the Rock. Here's my 10 take on the Rock. Not buff, enough! That's pretty fucking good.

He's really buff. Not enough. He's big. Hey, here's my 10 out of 10 take. He's dialed it back a little bit recently. He has. He has. He's dialing it back.

My standpoint is before the dial back. You're talking about at his peak. At his peak. Fast five, not big enough. The Scorpion King is a really, really good hot take, though. That's true. How do you feel about the CGI? No, that's the Mummy returns.

I'm talking about the Scorpion. That is the mummy returns. No, but the Scorpion king. Scorpion King has tons of CGI. It's when he literally turns into all the fucking scorpions. Yeah, but he showed up as the Scorpion King in the mummy first. And the CGA was really bad. And his head was, that was crazy.

I love all the mummies. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I think I'm going to have to go with Shane on this one. I'm so sorry, Tommy. Can't win. I love the Scorpion King, though. That movie's awesome. I won one.

Yeah. He won one one. I won one. He won one. He won one. One one. Scorpion King. Yeah.

All right. And that's this game. I love that game. Are you hoping to do one more? I'm going to change the game really quick. Let's do it. I'm going to spin the wheel and you have to make the sound or sentence of that number. Love.

Who that number would be. Love, love, love, love, love. Oh, my gosh. A six. Sound or sentence. Hi, guys. I'm just here hanging out. And I want to sit on your lap.

Okay. Hey, so I've got a pitch for you guys, and I think you're going to want to hear it. All right. So, I've got my Tesla parked out there. It's mine. I own it. Well, it's a lease, but I own it. Can I come sit in your Tesla?

I'm allergic to tulips. So if there's going to be tulips at the wedding, I'm not going to be able to bake it. Yes, that's how I feel. Because they're sick. Because they're sick. Well, they're middle of the rest. Bro, they're like the middle. They're like not so much a wet blanket.

They're fine. Right. There's just something a little, ugh. There's something, I actually really love that game. Remember when we played Hughes and Q's? I love Hoos and Coos. Do you play Hughes and Q's with us? Of course I played Houston.

Where we did the character stuff, though? No, I don't think I was that one. It's very fun. I love also in Challenge Pit when we do the game where you have a number. Yes. And you're giving categories and you've got to like match that. I got the most stress ever been. I don't think this has aired.

yet, or maybe it has, or right around the time, if not it's airing soon, where we got the number four. Me and Arasha got the number four, and Chance was sitting in the seat in front of us. And for four, for the number four, he goes, pop stars or pop divas. And I was like, oh, no. I was like, what do I say to that? I'm like, I'm going to piss off everybody no matter what. What did you end up saying? I ended up saying Addison Ray, just because I'm like, what's the like public?

opinion of like, I'm like, you know, I know she had an album this year or this past year that people did really like. I don't have much skin in the game, but I'm like, what do I say, like, what popped I have no idea. What would you say? I've thought about it more. I would say Miley Cyrus circa 2012 when she was doing the like crazy. Goofy, goofy, goofy, beetle juice stuff. Beetle juice, Miley Cyrus, I think, is there. I think, I think since then she's now far beyond a four. But in that era, four, because it's not like, okay, you're not like a complete joke. You are talented. Right.

But what are you doing? Yeah, that's pretty good. But I felt bad. I was like, currently, I don't know who I say. Yeah. That's hard. Yeah. It's really hard.

I don't know who I would say. It's too challenging. I also don't want to insult anybody's stuff. Exactly. Exactly. I think Pop Devas is too. You don't want to mess with that. Courtney and I have played it just one-on-one.

And my favorite category we've ever picked is you get a number. The category is, is Tom and Jerry sounds. I don't know them enough. So you just, it's just like, yells and like, oh, so like,

I think I, I think I had, I think I had, I think I had, I think I had a nine and it was just like, it was like, I forget,

this is a, this is more of a dizzy, but it was like cartoon noises. Right, right, right, and I got a nine. I did the like, who, it's like, yeah,

that's a nine. That's pretty good. The goofy. The goofy. The goofy. The goofy. The guh. Okay,

can we do it? A gorsh. Can we do it? quick? Do what? That? What you just said. Oh, yeah.

We need to find a way to pick a number. Oh, how crazy. What? Holy shit. Okay. So you guys have to get the number and I, I. This is Tom and Jerry sounds? Cartoon sounds.

Cartoon sounds. I'm not going to look. Okay, we see the number. We see the number. Okay. We've clock the number. All right. Go for it.

Go for it. Okay. We're making the number. Okay. Okay, here it is. Do weep. That's a good one. Amanda.

It's going to be okay. I'm not good at this. I'm not good at this. It's going to be okay. I need to go home. It's going to be okay. Maybe I'm biased, Tommy. I really like that sound,

but I don't think it's going to be like the top of the like top of sounds. It's because very small, very subtle. I'm picking up, I'm going to go with a, I'll go with a five. What about what I did? I don't know what you did. I completely disregarded what you did. What about what I did?

That was an exasperated big dog. Okay. I'll go with a five or six. No. Okay, let's do. It was a two. Oh, see, I love that. I love that though.

Like that's really cute. Picking something that I love that sound. It's a good sound. It's a really good sound. You did it. Right, right, right, right. Okay, okay You didn't see it?

No This is, I'm gonna try to do this Okay And your take? I'm gonna pack up my stuff No, no, no I think my car is outside I'm gonna head up

My lift is here But before you go, before you go They wait for five minutes after you call them Can you tell me what that was supposed to be? I don't know, I won't, I can't recreate I don't know what I did I blacked out Okay

I think What did I do? Right I'm going to say six or seven. It was a 12. I was trying. I forgot that those numbers were up there. Yeah, but if he'd said a 10, we would have counted that.

I was trying to do Tom from Tom and Jerry, like, when he like... Gets launched. When he gets launched or when he yells or like a hammer hits his hand or something, I'm like, that's the big thing. It's been a long time since I've watched cartoons, so I don't think that this is fair. Have you not watched Tom and Jerry? Tom and Jerry is hilarious. I watched Tom and Jerry, but a long time ago when I was a child. My grandpa was watching Tom and Jerry up until the end,

and he was laughing his ass off. That's awesome. We weren't really allowed to watch a lot of cartoons. Because it's violent. I don't know. My dad just didn't like it. Your dad was scared of him. He said it was like, brain rot.

Brain rot. Yeah, my dad, we weren't allowed to watch the sense. Weren't allowed to watch Renan Stimpy. You need to show. Can you please show your dad actual brain rot? Like pull up TikTok and be like, this is Italian brain rot, dad. And he would probably love it.

Yeah. That's the issue. He's probably hooked on it already. Can I give you a little bone to chew on so there's a positive thing you can participate in? Can you tell me about this beautiful red ring on your hand? Yeah. This is my wedding ring. This is your wedding ring.

Yeah. It's gorgeous. It is really cool. That's got to be one of the most unique wedding rings ever seen. This is my wedding ring and then we designed this wedding band together. It has braided wheat on it, which back in the day, like, a traditional way, braided wheat would mean like, oh, you work really hard together to, like, create, like, the hard. harvest. But in Belarus, you throw seeds and it just grows wild. So it's kind of like a hilarious thing about marriage. It's just like it's really, really hard. Or you give it a

little bit of love and then it just goes. I love the combo too because your wedding ring is all red and then the ring you have on the other finger, turquoise. Yeah. So you've got blue and red. So if you ever get mugged, you'd be like, be like, bam, fire ice. Or like the red pill, the red pill or the Red Pillow. Oh, do a little Matrix action at him. Yeah, Matrix. Pretty cool. I was going to say that in one of the categories that Matrix is, Matrix is the best movie ever. Matrix. Well, that's true. Best movie ever. Matrix. I have one. Help me, God. I love the Matrix. Selina has a segment for us. Do you not know that Amanda might be good at? Okay. Selina has a segment.

Oh! Oh! Oh! That's tough. That's got to be tough to here. Selina has a segment that I might be good at. We pitched this. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. So you would read, you would read articles from people.com or from any news like oh selina's going to work together reading reading headlines from people.com and we have to guess the celebrity or the person. Yes. I forgot that that we came up with that. Okay. So blank confirms she has a new title after husband David was knighted. Oh well that's oh wait after husband David was knighted. What David is knighted? Sir sir sir well sir David. Sir David. Sir David. Sir David. Sir David. Sir David. I know but Who? Which David? Bowie?

He's passed away. Okay. Is this? Is this? I'm going to go with who's a celebrity who's married to someone who got knighted. I have no idea. Do we know this person? Do we know this person? Both of them are famous. This is the one I'm supposed to be good at. I will say David from the UK.

David, well, that's a given. David. They don't knight Americans until me. Natasha Beddingfield? David, that's not his name. Yeah, so we're going to say Natasha Bettingfield. They're not married. They're siblings.

I hope they didn't learn that on this podcast. Soccer. That'd be a hell of a word. Beckham! Oh, Posh Spice. Her name is Victoria. Beckham. What about it?

So she confirmed that she has a new title after David was knighted. David was knighted for, for, I mean, I like him a lot. For what? For kicking ass. Football. You guys mentioned him earlier. Blank reveals how he met his wife Lori after firing her friend. Lori.

I should just be good at this? The only Lori I know is Shark Tank, Lori. She's beautiful. Guys, it's just not my dad. It is not my day. This is hard. Wait. Flavor Town.

Guy Fieri? Yeah. Guy Fieri just busted his kneecap wide open. You hear about this? Why is this making me laugh? How? He slipped down the stairs or something while filming and his knee fucking blew up. Oh, damn.

And he's like, fuck. He's like, damn. He's okay. He's just like, his leg fucking popped. It's crazy. I hope he rests up so he can get back. to that barbecue. I know.

He's like, fuck. He's like, he needs to get back to flavor. He's like, shoot. Oh, damn it. No, I, I truly wish Guy Fieri the best recovery.

Oh, I love that guy. I love that guy. I love that guy Fieri. Amanda, how are you doing? No. Not well. Guys, guys, I'm done. I think we can put this episode to rest.

I think we've done it. Guys, I am broken. It is the last shoot day of the year. But now I know that I need to get better at Cartoes. cartoons sounds. Well, look, Amanda. I'm not going to remember

this last hour. In like a year or so, I feel like you're going to be watching a lot of cartoons. I'm not going to remember this epic. Guys. You guys are lucky that I've showed up today. You guys have no idea.

I am running on negative 100. I am shocked. I'm here. I do not remember anything we just talked about. Whatever you guys. I remember switching seats. That's what I remember. I think...

Where's your mom? It's literally this character. Where's your mom? All right. We gotta get abandoned. Tommy, thank you. Thank you. And thank you for watching.

We'll see you later. Bye. See you guys later. Thanks for coming. Thank you.