Smosh Mouth - S1: #22 - Spilling The Tea on Smosh Summer Games

Episode Date: July 17, 2019

In case you missed it, Smosh Summer Games is BACK! Ian, Matt, and Mari talk all things Smosh Summer Games: Apocalypse, from Joven’s weirdest punishment idea yet to Ian’s conspiracy theory about the on-set caterers.  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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That means we went out to the desert and recorded some kick-ass podcasts with all of your favorite Smosh Summer Games members So enjoy this next month of just crazy good times with all of my favorite people. Enjoy

It literally is over 100 degrees good times with all of my favorite people. Enjoy. It literally is over 100 degrees outside. We're just getting so gross. So it actually totally works out that this is our theme because the grimier you look, the more you look the part. We Blew It was a shit show and I kind of knew it was, which is why we called it We Blew It. We weren't planning for it to fight, didn't want to do it. It just was what it was. Now we get to do it for real. They shellacked your toenail? Yeah, so that it would start to grow at the same time.

And it took like years. But actually, my toenail is now one toenail now. I just made a joke because I said the Wild West catering people were racist. That's bitching! Well, they gave more food to Keith and Boze. You're literally the words out of your mouth. Oh my God, Ian. The words out of your mouth right now.

Summer Games. Table Games. Apocalypse. Apocalypse. It's the Summer Games Apocalypse Podcast with Ian Hecox and Matt Robb and Mariko Takahashi. Dude, you should take that on the road. That was good. Thank you. Hello, everybody.

You might be wondering, for those of you that are watching, why we look so fucked up. That is because we are kicking off the Smosh Summer Games! Apocalypse! So all month long, we're bringing Summer Games back, baby. And it's apocalypse theme,'s it's great we're out here in the desert it's 115 degrees cooking our asses off that is why we are so freaking shiny right now we just got done shooting our um intro what does that say best ref this is best rep this is best rep so matt matt rob got a tattoo i It says best ref. Best ref. And it's legit. Yeah.

It's real. But we actually have a new ref. We brought Stevie. Yeah. Everyone's favorite character from Smosh lore. Uh-huh. Uh-huh. Stevie is in it.

We'll see how long he's able to keep up the Stevie. Well, we had him do Stevie once, and he just almost blacked out. So we're going to keep it going. Yeah. He's like, how long do we have to keep doing this it's like forever Stevie but it's now canon Stevie makes it to the apocalypse right

he survives like a cockroach he did it yeah he's like a bad penny that Stevie no Ryan Ryan is officially a Summer Games ref so he gets to

jump into the fray with Sarah and I and see who officially is the best ref it's me but he could try For those of you that don't know what Summer Games is, this is something we love to do every single

year. Last year it got a little boned because Defy was like, we want more money! And we couldn't deliver on that, so that's why we did. We blew it! I feel like if you look at the timeline of things, you could tell the writing was on the wall at Defy if you watch We Blew It. You're like, oh, Summer Games is a week long, and it's timeline of things, like you could tell the writing was on the wall at defy. If you watch, we blew it. You're like,

Oh, summer games is a week long and it's not very good. And you kind of just $75. Yeah. You guys shot it to park somewhere. It was like, yeah, no,

we know, we know we be, I had to fight to make that thing happen. And they gave us, I think it was, we got down to an eighth of our regular budget to make it work. Yeah. And then,

and then like some of the things didn't even work. Yep, we had a giant inflatable Velcro wall, and they brought us suits, and the suits were so small, you didn't fit in them. And I was like, well, Wes can't wear this. He could wear it on one leg. Yeah, you could just tape several suits onto Wes. Exactly, yeah, yeah, just duct tape Wes.

It was a shit show. We uh it was a shit show yeah we blew it was a shit show and i kind of knew it was which is why we called it we blew it like let's just own it man let's just call it what we know like we messed up we weren't planning for it defy didn't want to do it it just was what it was so yeah now we get to do it for real dude yeah we did it for real we we we secured the we secured the bag as they say as the cool kids say who says wait what bag i don't the bag is the money we we snatched that bag is this like the bread do we get the bread yeah we got the bread we got the bread bread has been gotten we cooked the bread we put it in the bag and we secured the bag we got them so um stack stack

i'm trying to be cool i just don't know why we why like because when we I think you were the one that pitched apocalypse Matt yeah you know we were like okay yeah what's a like awesome theme where do you go in the summer to do an apocalypse thing oh the desert you know the hottest place you could possibly go in the summer. Yeah, I literally, so we drove out here today. So we're, this is technically the end of day one for us of five. Yeah. So things could go awry. We have no idea.

You might not even be seeing the summer games. Who knows at the end of the week. As we were driving out here, it hit me. I was like, oh, apocalypse, desert, hot. Like up until then, it's literally just been like stats on a piece of paper. And then I'm like, oh yeah. It's also hot with layered clothing then, it's literally just been like stats on a piece of paper. And then I'm like, oh, yeah. It's also hot with layered clothing to make it look apocalyptic.

Plus like eyeliner. All the boys have eyeliner on this time around. Yes, yes. Except for me. I refuse to put eyeliner on. Yeah, this is natural. It doesn't make any sense. The apocalypse. Why do they wear layers?

Everyone should just be in thongs. It doesn't make any sense. It's just warmer. I don't think that's, if you see people that live out in the desert, they don't walk around in thongs. It doesn't make any sense. It's just warmer. I don't think that's, if you see people that live out in the desert, they don't walk around in thongs. They should. They kind of stay fully covered because the sun is a real son of a bee. Eventually your skin

becomes clothes. It becomes just full on leather. Yeah, exactly. Oh, trust me. I've seen plenty of that. I live in Los Angeles. Yeah. That's vegan though, right? Yeah, I know. Human skin is vegan. No, I mean, we're stoked. I'm so excited, man.

It's day one. We just shot the trailer, which everyone has seen at this point. Yeah, if you guys haven't seen that, like, go right now. Pause the pod. If you're driving, pull over. Pull over. Pull up youtube.com slash smurf and go and watch the trailer because it's there. But if you're here, you probably watched it already.

Yeah. We're super happy with all the competitions that we have planned. Don't know yet, I guess. I guess I shouldn't say we're super happy with it yet because this could be a complete disaster. And you guys will have to watch to find out just how much of a clusterfuck. It'll be on brand, though. A disaster apocalypse. end of days.

What if it's just like halfway through, we're like, we just stopped. Yeah. The actual apocalypse happened. We just stopped making it. We literally lost a third of our people to malaria and jaundice. I feel like summer games, though, there's always something that happens.

You know, like somebody's passing out from the heat or somebody gets hives somebody gets somebody gets chucked by you know a giant man on our team Wes Joven jumps on Wes's back and almost like separates his spine yeah so Hinky

sustains a small injury and has to go home so he can play Overwatch it wasn't to play Overwatch. He got sick. He was on antibiotics. But that sad walking away shot is one of my most proudest moments that I've ever gotten. Real talk, that sad walking away shot

was probably one of the most beautiful things we've ever shot. I wish it would have gotten real popular and viral and memed out, you know? Would have been great. It could still happen. That's true. Put it out there in the world.

What video is that even on? Because like, so I think he did not know that we filmed him walking away. He didn't, he was just getting picked up. Like you just saw him walking away. You're like, wow,

that looks my phone. That looks really sad. And so you recorded it. I think it was the finale. Cause I think he was in everything but the finale. So we're like, and so he, he,

no, so he left after like the first day. Did he? Yeah. It was like, it was like day two. He was he was out well we wanted him here but he's in italy doing italian things i know dude he's he's posting so many like pictures of food and it's making me so jelly while we're out here eating dust yeah he's like taking pictures of architecture and i'm like oh cool old shit i like that show me more i've've been following his stories pretty intensely. He's having a good time.

He needs a vacation. Dude's working a lot. Oh, yeah. He needs a vacation. Yeah. But we wanted to have him. But in lieu of a Sohinky, we've got Kimmy, our pal Kimmy. You've seen in a bunch of sketch stuff.

Yeah. She's jumping in the fray. A new challenger appears, which is cool. Kimmy's joining the brawl. The battle. The battle. She's joining the battle. She's stepping up for apocalypse. She might not The battle. She's joining the battle. She's stepping up for Apocalypse.

She might not make it. She might die by the end. We don't know. That's true. You may never see Kimmy again after Apocalypse. It takes guts to get in this, man, because it's like the conditions are crazy, but we're all really competitive. Yep.

And then you put cameras in front of you, and people do crazy things. Yep. Just unexpected, weird things. And now Kimmy's jumping right in. Well, that's what happens when you put 12 attention whores in front of a camera. We're all going to be vying for that ultimate shot. Yes, well, because we've taught you that moments are the biggest thing in summer games. Everybody gets your moment. So now you have 12 people being like, but also this.

But what about this? And at the exact same time. Let me snap my arm over here. Yeah, look at this. Joven's like, I'm going to suck a toe. It's like, no one's asking you to suck a toe, man. He actually did ask to suck a toe. Multiple times.

Yes. He thinks that's going to be his moment. Yeah, because we all had a pre-pro meeting, which I missed because I was sick. But I was in on the conference call and i heard joven go because you guys were listing out punishments for the celebrity punishment shootout that we're doing zombie celebrities zombie celebrities not really shooting celebrities i did see a fabio out there and it brought me back to the old old smosh days but Joven was like, oh yeah, we could like suck a toe. Like, I'll suck a toe.

It's like, Joven, nobody Completely unsolicited. No one asked him to. He's just gonna do it. Yeah. He forgot that it's a punishment. Yeah. He just thought it was just a voluntary thing. This is my moment. I was like, no, no, nobody. No. It's fun. We'll find out if he does it. It's true.

Yeah, that's very true true I think we should figure out Who's got the grossest toe And then make him suck that toe Well it's It's your toe right This was discussed On the travel vlog Which

Will that have been out At this point Not yet Probably not Not yet We filmed a travel vlog All of us crammed into a van Joven was very adamant

That you have the grossest toes So I definitely Used to Because I have lost my big toe so many times. No, I'm sorry. My toenail. Sorry. My toenail.

Sorry. Where do you find it? I lost it. There it is. Are you a lizard? Yeah. It's just detachable. No,

I've lost my toenail so many times that at some point it's split in half so that it would grow at different times. No. Yeah. And so i had to like have like recovery basically um uh and have like like it was like shellacked and like i don't know what they whatever they put on they shellacked your toenail yeah so that it would start to grow at the same time and it took like years but actually my toenail is now one toenail now is it like a beautiful baby toenail um no it's like a giant toe and like a tiny little toe yeah uh well now you're on wikifeet so it all worked out yeah and my wikifeet grade is pretty good 4.8 out of 5 you know to be honest i don't think i've i don't think i've ever seen a bad wikifeet score i feel like everybody that's on wFeet, people are like, five stars.

Add me right now. It's going to be bad. I don't know, man. Because I feel like people that are into feet and, you know. Let's take a turn. Yeah, well, you know, let it happen. Okay. Let's talk about feet.

Sure. I feel like people that are into feet, I don't know if they're into like beautiful like perfect feet like i think they i think some of them like like it like gross and dirty oh they must oh that me is that is that why mine is so high because i've got some photos out there where my feet are duct taped together and bloody from my dancing days and they rated that up uh yeah i mean it's upvoted. Yeah, it's up there. I'm hitting that niche. I got you, fam. They're like, I like a girl with battle scars.

I don't like this anymore. Sorry, let's get back to Smosh Summer Games. Thanks. Smosh Summer Games. Feet. So Matt, this was sort of your brainchild from the beginning. Smosh Summer Games in general, if you go all the way back to the Beach House Smosh Summer Games, that was sort of your brainchild. It was you and Joe.

It was Joe and I together. So the reason why we came up with it was because at the time, the squad and games were literally on the opposite corners of the building. Like there was like no, like games was as far away from squad as possible. And like, we'd wander over and be like, Hey, what's your name? I'm Courtney. It was like, cool. I'm Joe. And like, we would wander over and play, but like Joe and I were like, I would be the one over there a lot. Joe would be over there. We're all one over here.

And I was like, this is so dumb. We're all under the same brand. And this is part of the reason why in the new Smosh where everything's under one roof, but we're like, we got to do something to like get people to like each other. Like what do we do? And I was like, we just go out and do something. And I was like, well, why don't we, if we're going to do it, let's film it. Like let's go and do a thing. So we decided I knew somebody who owned the Snapchat house.

At the time it was the Snapchat house and the Venice Beach house. I think if you even go down to Venice, it's like a bright blue. Is it still blue? I think it's still blue. Bright blue house on Venice Beach. Gorgeous. And they're like, yeah, if you guys want to film here, go for to venice it's like a bright blue is it still blue i think it's still blue bright blue house on venice beach gorgeous and they're like yeah if you guys want to film here go for it so i was like cool what do we want to do i was like let's just do like a bunch of like mtv beach house like summer competition and stuff i was like that's rad that's awesome like i know how to shoot on the beach like we've done it before like let's do it

and we came up with it and it became like this biggest thing we've ever done yeah uh and it blew up and it was stupid fun and we even i think going back to that even that competition there were things that went awry people got hurt i think noah got in a car accident uh stuff that was happening left and like it was like every single summer games has had something go on wrong um so that was it was so weird to think like the first one was done out in the public yeah and there was just like people just kind of like standing around because it's on the venice beach if you watch the wet t-shirt contest we're literally just standing there people are just watching us yeah yeah we're in a driveway yeah we're just like right on the sidewalk of venice

beach so there's thousands of tourists that go through there a day. And here we are doing a wet teacher contest. No shame. But it's all the men. Yes. And we're just being dumb. Dumb. And these people are walking by like, ooh, what's this? Some great big Hollywood movie?

I see a guy with a boom pole. This must be a big Hollywood movie. And then they come up there and it's joven rubbing his nickels while he's getting sprayed with water uh-huh yep that's quality content yeah and it was also like back then we had a crew i think it was like two cam ops and a sound guy and now to think that like wild west and even this we have like a crew of like 30 people like it's it's become this massive thing and like i think camp camp we didn't know what it was going to be. Camp, we were just kind of like, I knew somebody that ran a Jewish summer camp.

And they were like, it's closed. Do you guys want to come out here? And I was like, it's got lodging. It's got everything that we need. It's a cool way to get out there and do a thing. And it's also bonding. And we can do stuff together. And then it was great.

It was awesome. And then Wild West, we were just like, burn all the money. It was just the most expensive thing I've ever directed. It was an. It was awesome. And then Wild West, we were just like, burn all the money! It was just the most expensive thing I've ever directed. It was an intense thing. We shot a 12 and a half hour long fight scene. Yeah. It was intense. The fight scene was over the top.

Yes. In terms of like, because we were so rushed for production on the actual games. I know you guys watching the games, you're like, oh yeah, it's like, you know, they just shot it whatever but it's like it's a mad dash from from one game to the next in order to get it all before sundown yes also we're like doing it legally so you could only shoot for 12 hours yep barry broke her hand had to go to the er yeah that's right i didn't break it it was close to but yeah you got a bone spur was it a bone spur is that what they found it was uh no it was called no it was just a really bad contusion yeah no but you know i i do think that the fact that it started with team building and then as soon as we did it we're we're like god it

was it's it's always the best thing that we do all year and we get to see each other in different lights and you know like we get to basically have a slumber party yep it's it's just whatever you guys see on videos where we're just like getting along so well it's because we spend so much time outside of being on film and we get to actually spend time out of the office nowadays it's a little bit different it's we're actually in the same place which is great uh but before like matt was saying it was just like we were divorced before we ever had a chance to get married yeah we were just totally we were like living in a duplex we had no idea who the other people were how to do it like we got to know each other by rolling around on the beach or cramming ourselves into a, like a, a sleepaway camp bunk situation or favorite or the big bear house is actually

my favorite. Big bear house was so much fun, man. Yeah, I know. I missed, I missed out on a deal of that because you didn't stay over. Yeah,

I know. Cause we were shooting a movie. We were like in the middle of smosh the movie on the first, the first winter. And that was like, it was so dumb. Like our work around was like, oh yeah Anthony and I will watch replays and comment on that because that's what people want to see. They want to see us react

to what's happening. And we'll make it look like it all happened in the same house and we'll make it look like we didn't shoot it in Beverly Hills. Yeah, it did not was not shot in the same place. Yeah. It was all pre-recorded. We just watched everything that you guys did and then reacted to it. It was a dumb workaround to get us in there, but it got us in there, I guess.

And then, should we talk about the vegan caterers the second time? Oh, yeah. I've never had an issue with the catering. You guys have bitched every single time, and it's kind of one of my biggest trips. I've never complained. Bull! That is a lie. You literally complained about Wild West.

You complained about mushrooms? You just bitched about the Wild West catering. Like two weeks ago, you bitched. Well, no, no. I just made a joke because I said the Wild West catering people were racist. That's bitching. That's exactly what bitching is. Well, they gave more food to Keith and Bose.

You're literally the words out of your mouth. Oh, my God, Ian. The words out of your mouth right now. You could just ask for more food. And then they fat shamed Courtney for coming back for seconds. Well. They're like, you want seconds? Are you sure?

For the record, I have never had an issue with any of the caterers, even the year with all the mushrooms. Had no issues. They got us egg McMuffins for breakfast. I never complained about the freaking vegan caterers. I happily ate all of that. It was not me that complained. This is called backpacking.

I have eaten non-meat food before in my life. Some people were flipping their shit. They're like, oh, God, I just need some meat. I just need some meat. And it's like, it's been two days. The thing is, there was mushrooms in every single meal. That became the issue. Yeah, it was weird. But from that caterer,

I discovered an almond-like paste thing that's kind of like hummus called bitchin' sauce. And it is the best thing. I still eat it. Holy cow. That's like my thank you to those caterers. Wow, look at that.

See, she got something out of it. She's not complaining. Bitchin' sauce, it's so good. But the part that I missed on the whole bonding thing was anthony and i had to go back a night earlier to i think at that time we were doing ghost mates it was like a weird thing like whenever like the winter games happened it was like we were working on some other sort of project so we we had to go back a night early we went back with the caterers so you guys were left to your own devices on the last meal

and you guys had a meat frenzy from what i understand it was a it was a meat smorgasbord we went to the ralph's remember this yeah we went to the ralph's and was like memories and we just were like we're gonna cook ourselves and it was so much fun and we just like made steaks and put every possible meat on pizza fried rice we had just the crew was cooking up richard one of our cam ops was just like in a natural cooking for everybody it was it was a lot of fun yeah yeah you guys you guys talked up how amazing that was and i was like great i'm glad i'm glad i missed that joven talks about this memory all the time it's one of his favorite like it is smosh summer uh or game memory. It was a good night.

It was fun. It was really fun. And, like, it's weird because it wasn't documented in any way. You know, it's just, like, it's lodged in our brains, like, of what it felt like to just kind of share food with each other and just share each other's company. Yeah. We weren't on. We weren't 12 voices trying to clamor for a moment. It was just people hanging out and people breaking off into pairs and going to hang it out and you and talk you hanging out and talking to people and having like deep

conversations until 4 a.m i was playing quiplash until midnight like just hanging out like it was just us just chilling and it was exactly what it always should have been and i think that's what we're trying to do with this summer games i think that's really the goal like i didn't want to do it in la i wanted to go away somewhere and you know we're staying overnight two nights which is rad and it's a five day six day shoot with a break in between but like it's i'm hoping that it's exactly what it should be yeah it's that shared experience of like everyone's hot everyone's you know like miserable but getting through it together and that's the thing everyone pulls through like everyone does their you know does their best every single time and i I think that's so cool. And I think when you suffer a little bit,

those tend to be the most memorable things. Agreed. Sometimes when you suffer a little bit more, it makes the moment a little bit sweeter. Yeah, so we got a pool at the hotel, right? That's what I'm told. Dude, I'm jumping straight into that pool. Yeah, I feel like I'm just made of dust at this point.

I kind of just want to just sit in the pool and just pull a matrix and just lay back and like, let the water consume me. You know what it's going to look like when we jump into that pool, we're going to look like bath bombs. Like, have you ever dropped a bath? Like all of our,

all of our sunscreen and our sweat and our dirt. We'll shower before we get in the pool. It's just going to, no, I'm just, I'm just bolting straight in. Okay. I'm not even going to dive. I'm just going to

run. Like this tiny fist and run. Until I just submerge. This is why I don't like public pools of water because it's gross. It's not a best western. People don't shower before they get in. I think it's very rude coming from... But this is the best western.

Yeah, not the mediocre western. Not the worst western. Somebody was calling it the best western yeah not the mediocre western not the worst western somebody was calling it the great western today over and over and I'm like I'm gonna guess that was Joven in my dimension

yeah I'm gonna guess I don't always understand I'm gonna go out on a lark but I'm pretty sure it was the great western the great western I'm like it's not the great

I think it's the best western yeah well I'm excited it's gonna be a lot of fun we're gonna be able to hang out enjoy ourselves why are you taking your gloves off Matt it's cause they're leather and I'm just hot put them back no I'm sweating. It's going to be a lot of fun. We're going to be able to hang out and enjoy ourselves. Why are you taking your gloves off, Matt? It's because they're leather and I'm just hot.

Put them back. No, I'm sweating a little bit as well. And these are like strange, like half gloves. I was telling Matt earlier, this is like the thong of gloves because it doesn't cover everything. Yes. But it's stylish. They're like driving gloves. They're only covering the grippy part.

I thought they were choking gloves because this is where the neck would go. Oh, yeah, sure. Oh. Wait, what kind of choking are you doing? What kind of choking are you doing? What kind of choking are you doing? No, I'm not even doing it. I'm talking about it.

What kind of choking are you talking about? Next subject! So, Matt, you've planned these Smosh Summer Games every year. Yeah. How is this one different from the past years? In terms of what? In terms of the content we're doing? I mean, I feel like this is definitely,

we're plussing up the competitions to a degree. Like there are some callbacks. I mean, at this point, everyone's seen the trailers or everyone's seen what competitions we're doing. We've got this zombie shootout, which is going to be rad. It's a mini crossbow. I feel like we probably can't go any further than that that's the closest to an actual weapon i feel like we've used like we've done like a shooting gallery bb gun we've done bow and arrow i think we did curling what did we do last year we did curling oh punishment scuba

last year that's not a weapon uh this year i mean it is if you don't wear scuba snorkel uh but this year i think we're doing It's gonna be crossbow It's gonna be cool It's gonna be really ridiculous Joven will suck a toe Maybe Or this whole bit

Will be lost If it doesn't happen Joven's gonna suck a toe Whether or not A camera's on It's just gonna be His Instagram Yeah he's just gonna

Be sucking toes I think the big difference Between this games And the other games Is like Just the fact that We're in complete control You know what I mean like for the first time ever like we don't have a company or a cco or someone we have to like answer to or like pitch these things to like it feels to me

like summer one where we're just out there like let's give it a shot and like look we if we get all the competitions rad if we have to shoot something back in la cool we'll figure it out like it just feels like it's ours. Like it's really cool. And like, you know, at this point, the trailer,

how would have launched at VidCon? And I'm really excited to see how that goes. Yeah. Our goal is to try to have a complete blackout and no one knows anything until the 11th of July. When we show the trailer to the world, who knows if that's going to happen? Yeah.

Let's hope somebody doesn't Tom Holland it. Yeah yeah who's our tom holland everybody yeah we have 12 tom hollands it depends like they're the people slip up in different ways i would i would say i feel like joven would just let it slip in some sort of like live stream or something he's like oh yeah the summer games i'm i'm more i'm now nervous on set because i can control everybody he's like, oh, yeah, the summer games. I'm more, I'm now nervous on set because I can control everybody. He was like, what are you doing? Like, literally, like, oh, no. What did you just do? Did we tell Sohinki?

Not to do it? Yeah. No. But if nobody knows it's happening. But he knows we're out here. Don't put that in my head. I don't know, man. He's in Italy.

I can't text him. Go text him right now. But you have to say it in Italian. Don't do it. Stop it. But it's, it's crazy. The fact that like we have this social media blackout,

like it's kind of nuts. The fact that we're like, nobody spoil it. Nobody do it. We'll see if it happens. I'm excited to see if it goes through. Because this is a month. We're about a month away.

Three weeks. Like when we're recording this. Oh yeah. Three weeks. Yeah. Yeah. So, which is a lifetime on the internet. It is is and i'm it's i'm more worried like you said about

go everybody going back home be like ah that was fun it's like yeah i'm on social yeah we just shot summer game no that's not what i wanted don't do that people are gonna be like oh you're so tan where did you go yeah how are the teams picked because because, well, look So, in the first years It was like dodgeball Where you just sit there With the captains, the captains pick The people that they think are the best And then you end up with a couple sad people

At the end that people don't want to pick Olivia And Joven, I think Joven was picked last every year But that's more for a bit. Yeah. Yeah. And nobody wants Olivia because they were worried that you would crush her. And then you got sucked into the butt, right?

No, no, no. I sucked her into the butt. Sure. Okay, this is going to make no sense to people that don't know about the, that was the first summer games where Mari was pulling. It was a tug of war. It was a tug of war with a giant inflatable in between and because it was two people pulling each other

you had to try to get like a ball and a net but it was the same bungee and in between was just basically like a a tube an inflatable tube that looked kind of like a butthole it was a butthole a giant's butthole and Mari

at this time you had been rock like you've been rock climbing like you've been rock climbing for years you got you got some muscle and olivia is a little stick thing and um what happened was once we you know blew the whistle you just immediately started dragging her and she couldn't even fight back and you basically just sucked her into that butthole. Yeah. Completely. I went all out. She went to the upside down. Yeah. And she stayed in that butthole for the entire game.

I don't even think she ever came out. No. Olivia's never been the same. Yeah. She came out different. She did. For sure. She's just like, I saw stuff.

No, that was, yeah. It was darkness. You sucked her into the butt. It was a good time. But that was the first one. That was the first one. And nobody wanted to pick Olivia because she was the smallest. And then we were right because literally that year she got demolished.

That's how competitive we are. It's true. We're just like, we see that there's competitions up ahead. And we're like, all right, who's going to rock this one? And we're also just mean because we always chose Joven last just to make him feel bad. Just as a joke. Yes. And then we decide, I think year two, I think camp, we did the team picking.

But at that point, I think Joe and I were coming up with the actual teams and told you who to pick. Because we wanted the balance to be right. Yeah. And now fast forward to today, we didn't even, we didn't pick teams. We didn't do it. I think last year we let it up to chance and it was a nightmare. Yeah, we let it up to chance. And basically what it did was it put all the girls and Damien on one team.

We're like, well, we can't do this. It's all girls. Because Wes would have just thrown you across the field. So this year, I think we balanced it out. I don't know. Do you guys feel like it's stacked? I feel like it's a little stacked. On which side?

Your side. Really? I don't think so. You guys have a Wes and a Shane. Yeah, we have an Olivia. Yeah, okay. But you have a Wes and a Shane. And we have a Joven.

But we've had a Wes-Olivia combo before. And we didn't win that winter game. Okay. They master-busted it? And it's because of Joven, actually. He messed up the last relay. The relay on the ice. But we were about to win.

Oh, my God. We were so close to winning. Oh, shoot. And he just fumbled so bad. Was I on that team? I can't remember if you were on that team. No. No, no.

Oh, it was Anthony. That was Anthony. I was on the winning team. Yeah, that was Anthony, yeah. I can't remember if you were on that team. No. No, no. Oh, it was Anthony. That was Anthony. I was on the winning team. Yeah, that was Anthony. Yeah. Because I was like, well, they won. And then Joven just had to be an idiot. In terms of like, I think we actually, we managed to not do as many physical competitions

this year. So I'm not as worried. There's a lot of like mental stuff. We have Netflix and chill. We've got Smosh Family Feud. There's a couple of different things that I think is going to balance it out. We do have paintball and a Wes on our team. Yeah.

Well, that's definitely where, that's definitely where we're going to shine for sure. I think what we do is, is we do similar to what the other team did in a Smosh number games camp. When we did dodge ball, we were like, okay,

Wes is the guy we aim for and kill first. That's true. And the other team knew that. So then what the other team did was they put Wes far in the back so that Wes couldn't be hit, and we got demolished. Well, I mean, we could talk strat. If Wes goes out there, there's going to be three people that are seeking and three people that are defending in paintball.

If you put Wes out there and he gets taken out right away, he's off the field. That's one thing. We put Wes far and away. We have Wes run in the opposite direction, so the team all tries to chase Wes. And then the rest of us sneak in there and start shooting up that base. I've already been thinking strat.

Clearly, I can see this. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Toxicity. I mean, Wes is obviously this. Oh yeah. Oh yeah. Toxicity. I mean, Wes is obviously he's great at belly flop. Let's be honest. Oh no.

When it comes to puns and it comes to jokes and bits, Wes is in a league of his own. I didn't think about that. Because we're doing the belly flop. Well, that means Mari because I think oh because last year i uh i tried to push you in oh yeah and then i got a perfect yeah they just gave

you that perfect no i deserve that you know you crushed it and then you got minused on your team but i'll tell you if you do a goddamn orca joke again i'm gonna give you zero i might have brought the orc oh no it's it's later in the'm going to give you a zero. I might have brought the orca. Oh, no. It's later in the week. He's giving you a tip right now. If you don't listen to him, I'm going to be so mad at you. Look, I wanted to wear the orcas again. Dude, we're not doing the Westwrap joke.

You got to kill. Just put that on the shelf. Put the orca joke on the shelf. Well, I bought a different pair of some trunks that fit the team theme color. So green orcas. Yeah. Oh no. But then I realized like,

I spent, look like they weren't cheap swim trunks, but they were perfect for what I needed them for. And then I realized like, I'm going to be jumping into a red dyed pool. Yeah. So purple. We don't know because we haven't shot.

Yeah. So I probably just so I'm probably going to ruin these chunks. It's fine. Everybody's going to ruin everything. Oh, I don't have a bathing suit for that. Yeah, you do. I do? I thought you did. I don't know. Nope. Okay, great. I'm re-condoed, so I'm

really like, I don't have a lot of clothes right now. You have a week. I feel like you use that excuse for everything. I feel like three times today you've been like,'m re-condoed so so pete's gone i'm re-condoed so um i no longer have my big toe don't worry it'll enjoy but don't worry it'll grow back yeah yeah yeah i'm a lizard person i gotta spark that joy uh we'll get a bathing suit because it's important it's part of the whole thing maybe i'll just wear these high thigh shorts no this is too no and also we need to reprise the ass picture oh yeah we need a new ass yeah we missed it last

i forget that we rented out a water park yeah i forget about that on a regular basis. Yeah. We rented out Six Flags. Yeah. We shut it down. That's what I was talking about. I was like, I don't like to throw around like, we're spending so much money.

We shut down Six Flags. What year was that for? West. No, camp. No, it was camp. It was on the way back from camp. Because it was right after the big successful camp

and everyone's like, let's go all out. And we were like, all right, let's rent out a water park, I guess. Well, also, we didn't necessarily shut it down.

They hadn't opened it up yet. Right. They opened up like four rides for us? Three rides? Something like that? Yeah. The reason why I say that is because it was at the beginning of the season. They hadn't opened it up yet.

So they also haven't really tested the rides yet. That slide we went down that drops you straight down. Basically, you're in this chamber. And we did this trivia this trivia thing it was really cool where if you got the trivia wrong you get dropped so you're in this chamber and then floor just drops out from under you you drop down one of the slides just opens up to this open air slide that drops you like what eight stories something ridiculous straight down it gave me anxiety just being up there i didn't do it and i wouldn't do it no me neither

I was like nope I'm doing the other one and the other one was an enclosed tube that just like did a bunch of spirals and all those zippity doos

or whatever you want to call them and then zippity doos you land safely at the bottom however I think because

we were there before it was really tested out they didn't get the water quite right. Did you go down that one? Yeah, that's the one that shot a lot of water up my butt. Yeah, it was the enema ride. Yeah, it was the enema ride.

Everyone got water up their butt. Way up there. But it was in three different stages on this slide, because in the first third, there's very little water. Yeah. Like rubbing on the slide, little water. And then two-thirds of the way through, a lot of water. And you're literally drowning.

Like I could not breathe. There was water all over me. And then the last third, again, not much water. And there was one bend that I think most people that went down it, it shaved skin off of their elbow. It's true. And it took a long time. I think I still shaved skin off of their elbow. It's true. And it took a long time. I think I still have the mark on my elbow.

That's not it. That's makeup. Nope. Don't be scared. It's bleeding right now. No, from four years ago. No, but really though, it took the skin off of our elbows.

Multiple people had the same exact... Yeah, but you had fun. I just remember my bathing suit bottom being like off like at the end of it and i had i was like ah and and i remember there was somebody on camera i think it was sped and and i was like don't look and he's like zoom probably that was year two because year one was the uh the baywatch slow-mo Oh my gosh, that was another, my junk was out. Yeah, we had to put Sohinki's head over her crotch because it was too much.

Well, and we had to blur out your nipples too. Yeah. Yeah, somebody in the editing room did that. I believe that was Liam Kyle Sullivan. Oh my goodness. Yes, yes. That was back, okay, so. Because then he quit.

This is the crazy, yeah, he definitely quit. He's like, I've had to edit out her vag and her nips for 15 hours. It was a lot. Because it was also slow motion. That's how you make a man quit his job. So you had to track it. It was a lot. Don't worry.

I took over in the last 20 hours. Oh, great. That's awesome. Saved it to a personal drive. It was fine. Yeah. Yeah. That was, it wasn't, you know, the bathing suit was very thin.

Yeah. And I don't know where they came from, but all of us women, we wore them. Oh, that's right, because they were supplied to you guys because it was a Baywatch scene. Uh-huh. Yeah. Yeah, so they were just handed to us, and then my dumb brain was like, oh, this doesn't fit right, but you know what? Let's do a split in the air.

Yeah. Yeah, I jumped up. I did it all. I just exposed it all. Yeah, you did. To a bunch of children on the beach. A bunch of children. How dare you?

How dare you? They all quit their jobs, too. But also, backing it up, Liam Kyle Sullivan was an editor for our second channel in games. Or just second channel. The guy that made shoes. If you guys remember, like, old school internet the guy that did shits oh my god shits and then also cupcakes yeah and then all those but shoes was what it was it blew my mind though like when i came in i was like holy shit that's liam kyle solvin and he's

blurred out mari's vag cool all right well time is a flat circle i guess it's fine but that was cool he edited for us no No, it was great. He was actually a really solid editor. I really liked his style. It was really good. But yeah, no bathing suits that are too thin this year. You get your own bathing suit now. I don't want to hear it.

We're big girls now. Big girls now. We pick our own swimsuits. You pick your own clothes. I don't need to buy you clothes anymore. But it's going to be fun. I love that this year it's finally back in our hands. And it's so like punk rock and it's so rock and roll. And like, I feel like our outfits like match that. And I love that.

It's very, I don't know. It's symbolic in a way. I mean, on the plus side, like, cause it, it literally is over a hundred degrees outside and there's zero shade. It's all sun. We're up in kind of high. I mean, is this high altitude? Not really. No. All right. Well, it's a lot of sun. It's all sun. We're up in kind of high. I mean, is this high altitude? Not really. No?

All right. Well, it's a lot of sun. It's just dry. It's dry heat. It's like 115. Yeah, we're just getting so gross. So it actually totally works out that this is our theme. Because the grimier you look, the more you look the part.

It's true. You can get completely sunburned and be like, nice. Good job. You're really committed. Yeah, it's like you got. Your makeup starts to run a little bit it's like you look like you've been working on a car yeah yeah everyone looks badass yeah no it's a good look we definitely couldn't do like white party in the sun like it wouldn't work that way like it couldn't be like everyone's just shiny and bright and what's having a good time it's like no we'd

be dead yeah exactly no it can't be that i was like i, like, it's interesting because Apocalypse is where we went because it's also a little apropos because the Smosh world ended last year. Our world ended to a degree. And this is our post-Apocalypse. So much symbolism. See? See? I love it.

See. Mm-hmm. Yes. And it's cool. I just don't know. Where the hell do we go from here? I mean, well, I mean, we always pitched doing like a tropical games. Tell you what, if you work for a cruise line or your parents work for a cruise line, hit me up right now.

Or if you work for an airline and hotel company that works in Hawaii,i um preferably kawaii yeah or i'll settle for maui but definitely not the big island i would love to go in there i would love to do an island games or even a cruise games we talked about cruise because cruise is perfect because it's a hotel on the water so it's like everything that we need i'd love to do something like that i think that it would totally hit everything that we want to do it It's not going to be too hot. It's going to be great. We can turn it into a thing. And at least two people will get seasick.

Exactly. And then they get to go home and we have a sad video of them on a boat going back to shore. To the Incredible Hulk theme, yeah. And only five people will get norovirus. Noro? Norovirus.

Nora? It's a foodborne illness. Oh. You gotta wash your hands all the time. Everybody wash your hands. Everybody wash your hands. Yeah, I think that's where I want to go next. If we can get it, because it's expensive. We always talk about tropical games. It's an expensive

trip. It is very expensive. So if you're McDonald's out there and you got some money to throw at us and you also got K'nex in Hawaii, preferably Kauai or Maui, And you got some money to throw at us. Yeah. And you also got connects in Hawaii. Yeah. Preferably Kauai or Maui.

I mean, we're not particular. If it's anywhere in Hawaii, I don't care. I mean, if you're talking like North Shore or Oahu, I'll settle for that as well. Dude, don't. Beggars and choosers, man. Come on. Let's just go. I'm begging and choosing.

Oh, God. This is how it doesn't happen. You'd be like, dude, we got it. We got a free trip to Hawaii But what part? I'll settle for Bora Bora Oh my goodness I mean, I could do Tahiti, I guess

Only if you're helicoptered in Make sure that there's no Not Bali Not Bali No doors on the helicopters You want an adventure We talked about Catalina Oh my goodness

We talked about doing Catalina And then we ended up getting to do The Assassin's Creed thing in Catalina Which was kind of like This was a mini trip Yeah It was fun Yeah I feel like Catal Creed thing in Catalina, which was kind of like a mini trip. Yeah. It was fun.

Yeah. I feel like Catalina would work. Catalina isn't tropical, though. It's just Los Angeles in an island. It looks like a cruise port, though. Yeah. Like, everyone is just, like, transported to, I don't know, like, everyone thinks that they're, like, in Jamaica or something. We could pick it.

We could do competitions there, like Kiss a Buffalo. Yeah. We could see the buffalo. So that's the crazy thing. So Catalina Island is an island off of Los Angeles. And there's buffalo on the island. They didn't get there just by nature. For some reason, Courtney just ran in here. I'm looking for my fanny pack.

She's looking for her fanny pack. Oh, hi, Courtney. Hi, Courtney. Are you done? Yep She like ran in here How was it? Did anyone die? Yep

Oh no We'll find out about that later Let's take a Deadpool Who do you think died? Damien Yeah He was looking pretty rough In the apocalypse

We all know Damien's the first to die Like right? Yeah Right Unless he like Bores somebody to death With his complaining Harsh I was going more in a sense That I feel like Whoa Like, right? Yeah. Right? Unless he, like, bores somebody to death with his complaining.

Harsh! I was going more in a sense that I feel like he probably couldn't fight an undead army, but yeah, no, sure, you want to really just drag him. I think he just comes from Sunday. No, I think Olivia would die first,

to be honest. She's a survivor, man. She's going to lock herself up in her car? Nope. Because she was just complaining to me. She's going to New York for a thing for two weeks. And she's like,

I don't know how I'm gonna... I've never gone that long without eating Chinese food. There's Chinese food in New York. Our favorite Chinese place is in New York. No, no, no. You realize that there's

other places other than New York City that's in New York. You realize it's like a whole ass state. What? Oh, where's she going? I mean, I don't know if I'm supposed to say. Is it like one of the boroughs?

Like, there's still Chinese food. I think, yeah. I think she's going like into the mountains. New York is kind of famous for Chinese food. All of New York State. Like Queens. So you're telling me you can go to Albany and get a nice dish of Kung Pao chicken? You pulled that, but yes.

I was going to say orange, but that's not real Chinese food. That's like American Chinese food. I mean, Kung Pao chicken, that's not real. That'll be fine. She'll have a great time. Mapo tofu, there you go. She couldn't survive the apocalypse because there's no Chinese food? I feel like if anything is going to survive,

it's going to be like food from a Chinese restaurant. She said she literally can't, she doesn't know if she's going to be able to survive without eating Chinese food for that long. But you know what? She is going to survive and then she's going to be like, oh my gosh, if I can survive this, I can survive the apocalypse. Yes.

This is going to be her awakening. It's true. Yeah, I feel like she would be the one to go psycho. Like go completely psycho in an apocalypse and start eating people's scalps i feel like that's her character she's kind of frightening yeah she just she just really needs that sort of thing to just like she's like teetering on the edge of sanity olivia she's like a bad day away from being a ring goo girl yeah she just needs somebody just like just push

her over that that tip and she'd go right into crazy town yeah i i think if you see the trailer like everyone either looks like badass or like oh like that person's gonna mess you up and then you see olivia and you're like oh that's like like annabelle scary yeah we don't want we don't want that yeah she was going for a jojo siwa look oh which i thought she nailed sorry yeah no i was like yeah i don't see it, but cool. Scary. It's scary, JoJo Siwa. It's JoJo Siwa and the Apocalypse, which is actually a really great concept within itself. But no, I'm a fan.

I'm a fan. I'm looking at the VHSs on this. This is a really cool, like, old production house. Like, they've got old VHSs. Kevin here was watching Mrs. Doubtfire and VHS when we came in. We got the whole group. Are the homeowners here? No. Like, in the house? They died the whole group. Are the homeowners here? No.

They died in this house. Are the homeowners in this house? They died in the house. Okay, cool. Because I was going to say this. Wait, two people said it. Now I'm going to say it. I just wanted to make sure that they weren't in the house

because I'm going to say this house is a little meth-y. Are you saying messy in a cute way? No. Oh, okay. No, it's very. It's so messy. It's very messy. I like how messy it is here.

It's super messy. It's like, are you all of a sudden cute? Like, what the hell just happened? How is a house messy? There's just a vibe, you know? What? There's a certain malaise. Is this like the caterers are racist moment again?

Are you on a hill that you're about to die on? The caterers were racist. They were not racist. They were racist. Wrong. Wrong. All right, I'm making a little bit of a goof. They weren't racist, but they did-

Careful. Careful. Consistently give more food to Keith and Post. Maybe they were nicer to them No I was nice as fuck to them Alright I don't know I feel like you were already giving off these vibes

And it was already a wild west type of an area And you already had that cowboy hat Maybe you were just giving off a racist vibe Did I just look scary? Yeah you were wearing a black hat Oh that could have been it You chose the wrong one. Oh, yeah.

Dumb. Anyway. See, now you don't get your cornbread. We're going into the catering this time. Almost every year, I've had the caterers

come and do a taste test, which is my favorite part of Summer Games. You didn't have one this year? No. No, I didn't. Do we have caterers? We do.

No, we have caterers. We already did lunch, which was sandwiches, so whatever. Sandwich. But we're doingers? We do. No, we have caterers. We already did lunch, which was sandwiches, so whatever. Sandwiches. We're doing dinner tonight and tomorrow night. I have no idea. I think it's like Mexican one night and barbecue the other.

I'm excited because that's rad. I think it's two different catering companies. Yeah, they brought quite a spread today because they brought chips and salsa and fruit. Yeah. And sandwiches. And the juices from all of those things were leaking into the other things that I had on my plate. So I had like salsa pineapples

and pineapple sandwiches. Dude, you just opened up a new fusion restaurant, man. Yeah, I'm not into it. Not into it. It's just trash fusion. It's like, do you like watermelon and salsa and dried chips and sandwiches of turkey? Come on in. Sandwiches of turkey? Do you like watermelon and salsa and dried chips and sandwiches of turkey? Come on in.

Sandwiches of turkey? Do you like mustard melon? That's where we put mustard all over a cantaloupe. Cantaloupe's a melon, right? Sure. All right. If you want to be. You need one of those like kid plates that separate things.

I know. I so need that. I need to be treated like a child as much as possible. We've done it for 10 years. We're getting there. Good. No, I'm excited. I think it's going to be treated like a child as much as possible. We've done it for 10 years. We're getting there. Good. No, I'm excited.

I think it's going to be good food. I haven't tried anything out. So people might get sick. We found people out here. Yeah. So, uh, that's also exciting.

We're out in the middle of the desert. Yeah. Middle of nowhere. We are in the middle of nowhere. There's so reception spotty. If one of us dies, it's, it's,

or, or is at risk of dying. It's very unlikely. we'll be able to call emergency services no there's a hospital within 30 minutes i had made sure that we checked i don't know if it's a regular hospital or an animal hospital but it is a hospital hospital it says hospital so that counts they have those backwoods hospitals where they're just like i gotta cut and they just bring out the bone saw you're gonna lose to lose it. Take it off. Take it off of the shoulder. I'm excited.

It's really rad. Everything looks cool. Tomorrow I'll probably hate my life because it'll be the busiest day I think we have. Tomorrow, yeah. Tomorrow we've got Netflix and... No, Netflix until at the end of the day. Tomorrow is...

Punishment. Punishment zombie shootout, which will be exciting. That's using live ammunition which is cool I'm gonna try to do my no look with a dude

no why no dude crossbows are like actual like weapons and like the bolts are sharp in California excuse me Maury

if you go to an archery range or like a place that sells archery stuff they won't let you use the crossbow to try it out you have to physically like bring it home to buy it, and then you can come back and do this. Because it could pierce a human skull. You know what I realized?

Way back in the day on an Ian is Bored, we did a video where we went to a shooting range with real live handguns, and I don't really remember none of us had ever shot guns before or no maybe i had shot maybe once or twice and then our friend rass had maybe shot once or twice but i don't think they really checked to make sure we knew what we were doing and we just like sacramento we just like took the camera into the shooting range, and we were just shooting guns. And there was one part where our friend, she shot for the first time, and then she was really excited,

and she turned back to us with the gun, with her finger still on the trigger. And I didn't even realize that until later on. I think all the comments were going crazy. I was like, Jesus. So it can't be that irresponsible. on, I think all the comments were like, you know, going crazy. I was like, Jesus. So, it can't be that irresponsible. No, but I don't think that's a very good measuring state. No, it's a terrible measuring state.

It's like we're not pointing live guns at each other. It's like, okay, but still don't do it. Well, are there going to be people running out around in the firing range? No, but what if you're like, no looking and the bolt gets loose and you turn and it ricochets and hits somebody in the face? See, you're just talking crazy nonsense.

I have to worry about this shit. Yeah, for insurance purposes. Yeah, I have to worry about this shit. You want the record. Anyway, we're shooting that. And then I believe we're doing Deadlight Greenlight, which is our zombie red light green light. You know what's so weird about that? It was like four of us, when we were all pitching ideas,

there was like four of us that had a red light, green light idea. That was interesting. And then you kind of took it and mashed it all together. I just put everything together. I was like, we're going to do music and zombies, and everyone's out there. So it'll be fun. We'll have a good time with it.

Deadlight, green light is rad. And then Smosh Family Feud, which Sarah's very excited about, because she gets to watch you guys talk shit about each other i hear there's gonna be some tea spilt spilled in the tea so yeah if you guys want to throw your friends under the bus to get the points we're great at doing that man i'm scared because i don't know yeah man i don't know what you guys have planned for that i mean it's gonna be questions like who's the hottest who's the most irresponsible who would die first stuff like that. Yeah.

And you've got to see who your team will vote for. So you've got to know your team really well. Okay. Hottest temperature-wise? Nope. Okay, because I was going to say Damien, because he was already sweating and hot in the van ride to Summer Games. He's a warm boy.

That's why he got the blue hair to cool off. Yeah. He thinks it's a psychological thing. Doesn't why he got the blue hair to cool off. Yeah. He thinks it's a psychological thing. Doesn't work. Yeah, no, it doesn't work. Doesn't work. Sub-zero powers go! What's the most physically challenging thing? Probably catch your meal.

Catch your meal. Catch your meal. Yeah, catch your meal. Which is just dinner every night. Yeah, every night you gotta go out and try to catch one of them jackrabbits in the desert no i think we're gonna we're gonna be launching i think the way so britney our graphic designer was the one that pitched this one and i really liked it so we ran with it she just kept going slippery snakes i was like okay okay but we're like what is it she's like slippery snakes you throw slippery snakes i was like britney our graphic designer is is the is the master of pitches.

She is. She's really good at pitches. Really good and bad. Yeah, well, no. She tosses out insanity all the time. Because after working with all you guys, it's my job to take that and filter it into a way where I was like, okay, we could actually do something with this. That's what those pitch meetings are. I'm never going to get a fully baked idea.

No one's going to come to the table and be like, here it is. Four of you are going to come with half of an idea and I have to kind of merge it into one. Um, no, but it's basically, we take rubber snakes and rubber reptiles and stuffed animals and we dunk them in,

I guess, baby oil or some kind of grease. Lube. Maybe lube. Lube is not as slippery as baby oil, as we've learned in previous years. Is this true? And then we're going to launch it with a catapult,

and you guys have to run and catch it. It's kind of like last year's water balloon. We've got to figure out a way to break Laser Corn's face again. That's right. That was an epic moment. He got a trophy for it. And he earned it. He did earn it.

He earned it with his face. Yeah. Yeah. So I'm excited. That'll be a lot of fun. Yeah. And we always forget About the awards too It's always one of those things

That we always forget It's like oh yeah That's right We have awards this year We do have awards I love the trophies Every year They're so cool

Yeah we kind of remember Last second Yeah Literally Last second Yeah Because we were Matt and I were driving

To the WWE event Yeah And we were talking about The belly flop. And he was like, yeah, we're going to do awards right after that. Oh, shit. And I'm calling Garrett and I'm calling Sarah. I was like, we're going to come up with awards.

Yeah. No, but it worked out. And actually, we came up with some really good ones. It's going to look very apocalyptic. Our art designer was like, I love this idea. I'm into it. So she's running with it. Hell yeah.

It's going to be cool. I'm excited. I want my most. So she's running with it. Hell yeah. It's going to be cool. I'm excited. I want my, I want my most epic award from Smarsh Summer Games Camp. I never got it. It was, all of them have sat on my desk for the last six years. I didn't see it there.

I don't know where they went when, when Defy went under. I feel like we all, we took them. People might've just taken them or burned them or pissed on them. Yeah, that's fair. That's what happened with everything at the Defy office when it closed down.

It either got stolen, broken, or pissed on. Here's my dream, that like five years down the line, we watch an episode of Storage Wars, and somebody wins a mysterious storage, and they open it up, and they get it for like $500, and it's all of our junk in there. And it's just everything. It's costumes from like seven years there. And it's just everything. It's costumes from

like seven years ago. It's like random trash. You wouldn't even know if it was ours or not. It would contain our trophies. Alright, fine. That's fair. And it's like 50 Da Blizzard shirts. Yes! No, it'd be the Harambe, the Snow Rambe shirts that nobody wanted. Yeah, that is my dream.

Please, someone, bid on it. Stop hitting the table. I just want to know that it's very intense. Yeah, that is my dream. Please, someone, bid on it. Stop hitting the table. Stop hitting the table. I just want to know that it's very intense. This is my dream come true. She's passionate. Storage wars. Smosh.

Smosh storage wars. So I guess we're coming up on our time. Do you have any predictions? Any sort of predictions of what's going to happen? Real life predictions or in-game predictions? Lottery ticket predictions. Oh, 7-34. No, don't tell everybody. Sorry, sorry, sorry.

That was our secret. Sorry, sorry. Smosh Summer Games predictions. Any Smosh Summer Games predictions? What team do you think is going to take home the bacon? You guys. So you think it's going to be toxicity? You guys are stacked

I feel like you've got Wes in the the paintball you've got two physical two physical games if you count zombie dead red light

dead light green light and then he's gonna just hopefully hopefully redeem himself in belly flop probably not though probably not he kind of knows at this point

I just hope we we've buried the Wes rap I don't know we're not gonna we're not gonna mention the Wes rap this time this is the only time I ever want to mention it on this podcast. I feel like we're all going to be there at the belly flop going,

Yeah. Nobody does what I say. Nobody says what I say. My hope always is that he practices for an entire year on just some epic thing. He just drops bars. You know, every morning he wakes up, he looks in the mirror, and he practices. It would be so cool if he just like

he did it? Oh my god. Throws down some heavy bars. Well that would insinuate that we like did some psychological damage which I hope isn't the case. Oh we absolutely did. Are you kidding me? It's fine. It's all in fair fun times. We just railed into

him on the Wild Wild West. No, in last year. Last year we railed. Last year. That was rough. We brought it up like six or seven times. In maybe one video. Yeah, in one episode.

We should do like a redemption song and music video. Well, he better freaking bring it because he's on our team. He better bring it. He'll bring it. I feel like, yeah, we got some strong players, but then I feel like our strong players also have severe weaknesses

like Wes and his belly flopping. Name a Shane weakness. Well, okay. His heart. Okay. How's Shane with movies? He's actually pretty good. Oh, he's probably pretty good.

Yeah, we're stacked then. Yeah, you're stacked. It's unfair. But we got Olivia. You got Olivia you got Olivia and she might have a cool moment and her strength

is her heart I feel like Olivia's got an epic moment or MVP probably more than we yeah that's true she's got an MVP she's got two

so yeah actually she's kind of a okay yeah we're stacked man but we can't go in with this mentality Mari that's true because that's how

they're going to wreck us we gotta keep believing we're the underdogs you're right stay humble but we're stacked even how they're going to wreck us. We got to keep believing we're the underdogs. Stay humble, but we're stacked. Even though we're going to crush them. Who do you think is going to get

the two side trophies? Who do you think is going to get biggest fail, most epic moment? Biggest fail will likely go to... Last year,

it went to Damien, right? Yes. On the balls. Yes. Doing Mario. Ooh, I have a prediction. I think it's going to be Keith, and I think he's going to mess up Deadlight Greenlight.

I think he's just not going to like... He's going to cheat. Keith is going to cheat for sure. He's either going to cheat and then fail miserably, or he's just going to make so much noise, and he won't know the rules or something. I think biggest fail comes from the people that try too hard. Yes.

They try too hard, and in that trying too hard, they fail. That doesn't strike me as a Keith thing. My theory, so Lazercorn's got this streak thing going. Yeah. I have a feeling that because he really wants to keep it going, I think he's going to go a little try-hardy, and I think he's going to fuck up. Yeah.

I think he's going to do something wrong. Yeah. He's got it in his head that he is unbeatable. I don't think that's true. I need to check the wiki. Yeah? I don't think that's true. No, I think it is true because I think we made it a thing last year.

Did we? Because Wes has never won and Lazicorn has won every single one. Also, living for his crop top. Oh, my God. Yeah. Let's hope that sticks. But he's going to get a burn across his tummy after day two like maybe i did wear it's got a stick because he wants to have the streak on his belly or and instead he's just gonna have a streak across his belly oh is that what it says on his belly

says the streak yeah i thought it was the steak yeah i didn't know what i'm the one drawing it every day so i'll write the steak one day on the last day just put the steak please please just like an r with an arrow like oh i forgot sorry yes or the look for the steak one day. On the last day, just put the steak. Please, please. Just like an R with an arrow. Like, oh, I forgot. Sorry. Yes. Look for the steak in one of the episodes. Welcome to 107.9 The Steak. So he's my theory for biggest steak. Okay, so

then most epic moment or most valuable. Yeah, epic moment. Who do you think is going to take home an epic moment? My dream of dreams is because Kimmy is new and she's kind of an underdog. We have zero expectations. I have no expectations. She told me when I asked her if she wanted to do this,

she's like, I never got to go to summer camp. I'm super competitive. I've always wanted to do something like this. And I'm like, that to me is like, well, I'm like, okay. And I like come to like, okay, you're going to do great. But like, realistically, bar is very low. So she might crush it. Oh, that would be awesome.

Because I hope she doesn't get biggest fail. Because that's a sad time. If you like guest appearance in a thing and they're like, everyone's like, you suck so bad. We gave you a trophy. Like that's shitty. But I think that she'll have a good time. I think she may surprise us. I didn't know she was hyper competitive.

This should be interesting. We might see the evil side of Kimmy. You might. Because she's a very happy, bubbly person. Yeah. To see the other side, that'll be a treat. I want Ian to get epic moment for actually nailing the no look crossbow. We said he's not doing

the no look. You know he's gonna do it. I'm gonna shoot a PA with the crossbow. You are. You're going to shoot Austin in the head and be like, well, that was the last time we ever did summer games. I mean, I'll aim for a non-vital organ. How about that? You're not aiming. You're blindfolded.

No, but I'm really aiming. I'm that good, Matt. Oh, my God. Wait, we're blindfolded? No, he wants to do the no look. Oh, yeah. He's not blindfolded. He's just looking at the camera like, you know, like, I need to watch.

Yeah. Yeah. Be pawing at it. So, guys, stick around. You can check out Smosh Summer Games on Smosh Pit and the Smosh Games channel. Yep, every Thursday, Friday. Every Thursday, Friday. So make sure you're subscribed to both those channels. It's going to be crazy.

And you got to watch every single episode to find out what happens stay up to date support your favorite team by the way you can get these shirts on smosh.store right now so if you're team toxicity get in there get that shirt before it's too late yep if your team mushroom clouts um you know, you can get that. They might get the pity vote. People might buy the shirts. That's true. Everyone loves an underdog.

And they're definitely the underdogs. Because we're going to crush them. I'm the ref. You guys realize that I could just say no. And I could just let them win. You guys forget. OK. I'm the best ref.

No, this is best. I'll slip you a 20. I'll pull a laser corn. I'll slip you a 20. This is podcast neutrality. All right. So thank you guys so much. If you're not yet subscribed to the Smoshcast on any of the podcast things, I suggest you

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