Smosh Mouth - S1: #25 - The Desk That Ruined Our Friendship

Episode Date: August 7, 2019

Mushroom Clout’s Courtney, Keith, and Noah catch up with each other in the desert to talk about Forensic Files, why Keith started saying “no” to things, and the dramatic story of how a desk almost ended Courtney and Keith’s friendship before it even started. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Summer Games members onto the Smoshcast. We're having a good old time in the desert and I want you to enjoy this episode because I enjoyed it, okay? And so you should like what I like. That's how opinions work. For Smosh Live, I was a dude body spray. And I jumped into the river with all of these fur animals on me.

The wardrobe person, she was like, hey, by the way, I know this river. Upstream is a lot of construction and a lot of runoff. There's probably tetanus or something in it. Don't let it get in your mouth. I feel like it's valid and it's true. Like, you might be a serial killer. I watch Forensic Files. Let's be real.

Until the punishment celebrity zombie shootout, whatever, nobody sucked my toe in my life but me. Until that video. I used to rearrange my apartment or room like regularly. I know, you rearranged the desk that one time. Let's, we can always go back to- Do we wanna go there? I always wanna go back to the desk. Okay, so you want me to be all up in this, like this, like that, like this.

I wanna hear your voice inside my head. All right, and we are clear to go inside. All right. Voice inside your head. Voice inside your head. How are you guys feeling? Hot. I feel hot.

I feel burnt. Hot and burnt. My ears are itchy. I got to take this hat off. I can't do this. Take that off. Take that off. Take that off. Okay, guys.

Hey, what's up? Week four of Smosh Summer Games Smoshcast. We are here. It is Tizai Courtney, the lesbian of the table. And we have... The lesbian of the table? Remember the Smosh fan fiction and someone scripted out? Oh, yes.

Tizai, the lesbian of the table. Oh, yes. Yeah, it's me, and we got noah grossman and we got the keith leake jr yeah yeah yeah maybe the jew at the table yeah dude okay cool and i guess i'm just the black guy at the table you could be a lesbian at the table not just lesbian at the table okay i'm a lesbian at the table you look great thank you yeah uh you know i love it yeah do i look weird i have my bow underneath i think you look weird but okay that's fine you look like a zombie cheerleader hey thanks like you just came back

i feel like it's like a clown zombie cheerleader like these weird like teardrops do i look like i've been to prison uh no you don't okay you look like a clown it kind of looks like the corner of a picture frame got you under both eyes because they're right angles. It's pretty strange. Yeah, I don't know why. I was like, yeah, I'll do this. Okay, so what if in a clown-like gang, what if you know how many people they killed

by the triangles under their eyes? Yes, and the clown gang, the hardest one is obviously the real sad clown, not like the happy sad clown or the happy happy clown. It's all on the faces of the faces. Yeah, and then you just got white stuff on your face like powder what is that this is yeah this is my own handprints from some of the makeup um i didn't bring face wash so it's just slowly going so if you can see it in the video uh this is just on my face now and i

don't know how long it'll take aka he a dirty bitch speaking of being a dirty bitch noah yesterday so we're in the room can i just start like go okay so like this is how you he a dirty bitch. Speaking of being a dirty bitch, Noah yesterday, so we're in the room. Can I just start? Go, go. What's up? Okay, so this is how disrespectful. You're the dirty bitch. Yeah, hold on, hold on. No, no, no.

We always share everything. We share love, everything. But the thing yesterday, so I'm laying on my bed. Noah happens to be on the corner of my bed. He has his own, mind you, so he shouldn't have been that close to me. I'm laying down on the bed and i get i guess noah gets a whiff of my feet i just took off my shoes mind you we've been outside all day but like he was like yo he said oh your feet smells just like this guy that was in line uh it smells like you

know kind of cheesy like could you just say what yeah okay so to give you even more backstory so we went to walmart with with Olivia on the first night of Smosh Summer Games Apocalypse. Yeah, yes. I really had to think about how many words were in the title.

It's a lot of words. But we went to Walmart and I was checking out, they all Venmo'd me, I was the one checking out all of our stuff. I did not Venmo you yet. And there's this dude

next to me. Oh yeah. I think it's like, I think it's 1550. Okay, I got you on 1650 just because of the little extra fee. Oh, that's a lot of interest. Anyway, I got you on $16.50 just because of the little extra fee. Oh, that's a lot of interest.

Anyway, so the guy next to me, while I was checking out, I got a whiff and he smelled so cheesy. Like, so cheesy. Like, to the point where it was like, okay, it's like 8.30 p.m. Either he didn't shower today or I don't know. It's fine. It's just, it was a strong cheese. But I forgot to mention it to Keith and Olivia. I wanted to tell them.

I wanted to be like, did you smell him? So it completely left my mind. Two hours later, Keith takes his shoes off, and I'm walking to the bathroom, and all of a sudden I smell this man. I'm like, oh, my God. And I look, and I see his feet. I'm like, Keith, your feet smell exactly like the man in line at Walmart. And he just looked at me.

He's like, what? And I go, your feet. I was offended. You can't tell me I stink, because then I wanted to fight him. Don't come at me, he's like, what? And I go, your feet. I was offended. You can't tell me I stink. Because then I wanted to fight him. Like, don't come at me like that, bro. Until you smelt them yourself. Yeah, and then I smelt them.

Okay, then I smelt my feet. I was like, oh, damn, they are a little cheesy. You know what I'm saying? Really? Just a little cheesy. I feel like when my feet stink, I don't think, I kind of like the smell. See, you're nasty. You're nasty as well.

But I also think the smell of BO, I kind of don't hate it no it's certain bo that's okay this was cheese we don't need the cheese so like okay so i smelled them and i was like okay let me take these socks off and then noah turns around like after a minute he's like oh man they actually smell worse like you know like that you should like are you gonna get in the shower like yeah like straight up don't ask me if i'm gonna get in the shower of course i'm gonna get in the shower he asked me after i got out of the shower too so i think that i stink now like wow he just like checked like i got in the shower he said are you gonna shower in the morning i said bro i just showered tonight like the fuck oh my god hey bro if your feet are smelling like that someone's gotta tell you no no that's fine but you told me to get in the shower again.

Hey, Noah, what did your feet smell like? Fine. Noah's underarms has smelled a few times, but I never said anything. Really? Why wouldn't you say anything? Why would I? It's because they're really bad. Like, it's not bad, but it's just like a little.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. No, I'm aware if, like, I smell a little bit. It's like, oh, I smell myself. Yeah, but yours is not even like your own BO. Like, obviously, BO is fine, but there's levels to it. Yeah, like, if you were bad, like, if you were just straight up skunk, I would be like, bro, like, come on, Pepe Le Pew. Yeah, at least it's downwind or something.

That's like, okay, no, you actually need to get clean. But if you, like, catch a wolf up there. But I guess I was just really dirty. Yeah. Because he had to speak up, like, I guess I was dirty. It wasn't even you smell anymore. It was, like, the third generation of the foot bacteria. Oh, my ancestors.

Oh, no, not your ancestors. You could smell his past. The ancestors are the shit under your toenails. That's what I'm saying. They got generations there. That was a fun night, though. I texted Keith that night saying, yo, Holes is on.

You did. We watched it. And we watched Holes, actually. He didn't want to. No, watched holes actually he didn't want to know at first you didn't want to watch holes no he tried to just watch south park which i'm okay with every now and again but i don't get to watch holes that often so i was like yo let put on the house yeah you don't know you need holes until you've watched holes or started watching yeah it's that's a good movie dude it's a great like one of the best disney movies see that's the thing

i feel like with a lot of i don don't want to step on anyone's toes. What up, Disney? But I really feel like a lot of Disney movies now, they've lost their heart. They're a little soft. It's just like, yo, sometimes you got to incorporate death into your story for it to boom a little bit. We need to have the contrast of life and death. It's become too sheltered. Yeah.

Like cartoon-y in the worst way. Which is fine. It's become too sheltered. Yeah. Like, cartoony. Yeah. In the worst way. Which is, like, fine. I'm all down for it. I mean, like, I mean, we do stuff similar to that in a sense, you know what I mean?

But, like, there's, like, I feel like it lost a lot of its, like... Yeah, right when they realized, like, oh, my goodness, the people who loved our movies have kids and we can make anything

and both of them will show up. Mm-hmm. And then now we're here. We are here. But that was good. Started from the bottom, from the holes, now we're here. Started from the and then now we're here we are here but that was good from the bottom from the holes now we're here from the holes now we're above the holes on the ground yeah that was a that was an interesting first night the the pool i don't know if we're allowed to talk about the the pool quality we are talk about it because i've got a slight anecdote to add i was ready okay there's a pool here and they they're opening it late for us. So sick. But it's just a little foggy.

What do you mean? You can't see the bottom super well. So is the water here bad, are you saying? I don't know. This is what I heard from another person who went into the pool. And maybe it was just you last night, now that I'm thinking about it. But someone told me that not only was it murky, but there were bugs in it can see oh that wasn't me so i don't apparently there was bugs i didn't know but i didn't go to the pool so i don't know yeah we were there for a little bit and like some

people were full-on swimming like spitting the water being silly and i was like is this safe no if you don't that's the thing if you got a question if something's safe it's not safe like if you got a question like somebody that you're seeing or whatever is not a good person, they're not a good person. Run for the heels. Run from the heels. Run for the heels and run from that mother. Watch your mouth.

The pool was not a good person. Never in my life have I not been able to see the bottom of a pool. It was just barely. You could see the design vaguely on the ground. They had a design. What'd they have? Like a stripe of tiles. That was just dirt.

I'm going to throw in the slight anecdote I wanted to add. And really, I mean, no ill will behind this. All the ill will is coming. Yeah, all the ill will is coming. Any qualms, like I have no qualms. Trust me. I don't, no offense. But I don't know.

This is what I like to think because like Ian, Anthony some of the people that work with us Ryan Finnerty a lot of these people are from Sacramento Anthony still works with us? no no are from Sacramento

like the people that work with us let's be clear we're coming yeah I heard still working oh I see that would make a lot of people

go crazy out there Anthony is not working yeah there was a comma there but they're all from Sacramento which I feel like must be a different world because you were describing the pool I heard someone else describe the pool and then Ian this which I feel like must be a different world. Because you were describing the pool.

I heard someone else describe the pool. And then Ian this morning, I was like, oh, what'd you do last night? He was like, oh, I took a dip in the pool. And I was like, oh, I heard it was gross. And he goes, eh, no, it was fine. And I was like, really? I heard that it was kind of dirty water. And he goes, yeah, it was murky.

I think they were using hose water. So people from Sacramento just swim in dirty water. Have you seen their river? Because I had to shoot in it once. Yeah, we had to jump in that river. It went in my mouth. I don't even know if I've recovered. Bro, you need some shots.

Was that when we were Rose and Jack? That was another time when I almost died of hypothermia. I'm talking about when for Smosh Live, I was doing body spray. And I jumped into the river with all of these fur animals on me, which almost weighed me down and drowned me. But the river, a little of the water got in my mouth. And before we did the shot, the wardrobe person, super nice, Felicia, she was like, hey, by the way, I know this river. Upstream is a lot of construction and a lot of runoff.

There's probably tetanus or something in it. Don't let it get in your mouth. And I was like, is this a joke? You shouldn't even got in there. She was like, no. But at this point, we're already there. We're about to shoot. Like, it's literally, like, about to to be action and then i have to do it like that's the thing

that they tell you once you're on set yeah like don't get in the water and it got in my mouth yeah it tasted like what i imagine a tractor track would like a big like scooper can't do it was kind of metal kind of dirty see you better than me because i wouldn't have jumped in there after somebody tells me something like that it's going to be a hard pass for me Like I'm doing this thing Where I just say no lately It's just like Like for myself

If I don't want to do something Like if it even stems from Like just hanging out Like what my friends want to do If I don't want to do it I'm just going to be like No I just don't feel that You know

Yeah sometimes you got Like I'm learning that too Like you got to sometimes Be like a little more selfish for yourself And like do what you want. But it's not even, like, not even to be, I don't even want to put the word selfish. Not in a negative way. Yeah, like, because we can use, like, we can use, like, words like selfishness or judgment as a gift, you know, if we allow it to be.

But, like, even beyond that, it's just certain things that I don't want to do. And it's not, like, forget being selfish. I just don't want to do it. Like, you know, I just don't. Yeah, but it's, like, people will be, like, people, like, don't want to do it like you know i just don't yeah but it's like people will be like people like don't want to do something that's selfish i mean no honestly i think you get you deserve to do what you want like because some people will be like i don't want to do that but everyone will be really happy if i did that too yeah and i feel like every time i do

that like if i do something i don't want to do i come with a bad attitude and when i come with a bad attitude nobody wants to be around me you know what I mean so instead of doing that like a couple weeks ago my friends like I forgot I had something to do I think I had to help you with the self-tape oh yeah two weeks ago and like my friend Christina she kept asking me to come out and she like plays baby sometimes and she's like no just come out and hang with me you know like just come on just get one drink with me like you know like whatever like I just want out and hang with me. You know, like, just come on, just get one drink with me. Like, you know, like, whatever. Like, I just want to see your face.

I haven't seen you in a while. And I'm like, I love her. Like, you know what I mean? Like, really good people. She kept asking me. And it got to the point where I kind of, like, came around. I was like, okay, like, let me think about it, you know? But that think about it was me saying, like, I ain't coming.

You know what I mean? So, like, it got to the point where, like, I was thinking about it was me saying like, I ain't coming. You know what I mean? So like it got to the point where like I was thinking about it and I like thought about it for like two seconds after I got off the phone. Two good seconds. Got off the phone. I was like, I ain't going. And then like I just waited. I waited it out. And I was just like, okay, so it's been 30 minutes.

I think she's about to leave soon. Let me make that call. So I make the call and I'm like, you know, like I'm just not going to be able to make it. able to make it like I just know that I'm not gonna be fun like you know like I want you to continue to like me like I'm not going and she's just like oh like okay and I'm like okay yeah like that was easy but like that's the thing I feel like people should be able to handle like when they hear no because sometimes that comes with like a fight you know take it personally they take it personally or they're like you know like they feel like you don't love them anymore like anything like just like no means no like come on y'all yeah don't ask me twice that's what i'm saying don't if i say no to something don't ask me three times don't ask me twice if you ask me a half a

time yeah you got some problems if you if i had asked you to go into that pool and you said no i would have understood you see what i'm saying but i think that like but certain people like us we've been working together for so long we realize just like uh-uh don't press those buttons like you guys know like when i'm in a corner by myself i'd like prefer to be there you can come over and talk to me but like i'm just in my shit yeah i definitely go over and ignore and ignore you annoy you i annoy you a lot no no no it's different it's's different. It's levels to it. It's levels to it. Like, that, I love that. Like, it's just family.

It's like, we have our moments where we're, like, giddy and, like, just so much. When there's that extra energy and we're just like, I need to, like, bug somebody and we, like, bother each other. In the best way. Yeah, we'll do that together. I will say, I think you are, like, the group that, because I find myself whenever I'm trying to, like, amp up my energy before I take or anything like that I'll come over and I'll just touch you like I'll just like push on your back or something

like you are definitely the the like emotional engine of our really up the hype man pretty much you know what I'm saying like that's it's the holy spirit all up in me all up in my tummy I have so much fun when you guys are here. It's crazy. Since you guys aren't in the office as much, I definitely appreciate my time when you are there. Oh, for sure. And we are filming so much more. For sure. For sure.

I think we all feel that way. Yeah. You know, it's just like, okay. Yeah. Let me hug you a little tighter. Let me hug you a little longer. Our hugs have gotten a little longer. They have definitely gotten a little longer.

Sometimes we need them. No, even in the heat. I don't count, but they seem a little longer. But even in the a little longer. They have definitely gotten a little longer. Even in the heat. I don't count, but like they seem a little longer, but even in the heat it's like, come here,

just like give me some love. Yeah, we were like, let's share this body. That's how we know it's real. You guys sweat sisters now? Sweat sisters. But that's not an internal bodily fluid.

You become a sweat sister when you exchange outwardly. Sweat sister. And then you and I Noah are burp sisters. I think it's more one way i think you burped birthed me i reverse exorcism do you yeah oh yeah your burp entered me i think i gave you a demon i'm telling you i can take you by your mouth i can take you to black church and we can get rid of that yeah

we can tell you i started going again and like they pray really hard yeah i've been going to church a lot and it's been actually helping with a little bit of my depression. I get really low. Like you guys know, I get like really in my head and I have some things that, you know, whatever. But I've been going to church. Like it's something that I grew up with and I get some type of energy when I go. So I'm trying to find the things that I actually enjoy doing. They just, oh my gosh, David and the crew just brought in lunch for us to eat afterwards.

And they like are a parade of plates. Oh my gosh, I thought they were just eating here. Thank you so much. Thank you guys so much. Thank you, everybody. Oh yeah, we eat good. I wish we could eat all here. Some people are in it at that smacking ASMR.

No. Have you guys seen the ASMR where they do events? Do you get what I'm saying? There's ASMR and it's the strangest. My girlfriend and I will watch it. It makes no sense. Oh, God. No, you don't like that. Have you guys seen the ASMR where they do events? Do you get what I'm saying? There's ASMR, and it's the strangest. My girlfriend and I will watch it. It makes no sense. Oh, like boyfriend ASMR and stuff? Yes, it'll be like getting extensions for the first time ASMR.

What? Yes, and someone will be pretending that they're a hairstylist. Being like, and honest, Keith, if you were to watch these, I know that you would have something to say, because every single one that I've seen starts like this. Oh, hey, girl. something to say because every single one that i've seen starts like this oh hey girl and it's just like okay uh already we're kind of off on a bad foot but they'll be like putting in their hair and they'll try to do it like around the microphone it'll be like okay i'm just gonna i'm just gonna put it in now on the back of your head straight up and then they'll be like okay i'm coming around

the front what i swear and it's like 40 minutes long. And you watch, no, and this is the problem with that. Noah watches the whole thing. I did watch one that was. And he watches the ads as well. Yes, it was an ASMR of someone who is bullying you, but then you guys turn out to be friends in the end. And it's like 25 minutes, I swear, of like a weird high school, like what I imagine you and your friends might have experienced, but like the version where this person is like

mixing it in with Disney Channel. They're like, oh, hi. Oh, you like that, Bo? I guess it's cute. And like over the course of the ASMR, like you guys end up getting closer up until your best friends. Is this like ear VR? I'm so confused. It might be. ER?

This is ER. Ear reality. It's so confused. It might be. ER? This is ER. Your reality. It's so strange. I was trying to reason why that exists, and it's like maybe some people are like, I don't know what getting your hair extensions, getting done is like, so maybe I can mentally prepare myself by listening to that.

Courtney, have you ever got hair extensions? I've never done it. We need to do that. I kind of want some. But you need to... You want some? I would love to. Really? Really?

That would be cool. I just don't know what it's going to be like. Really? Okay, I got this homegirl named Sasha. She do like everybody's like hair and everything. She cut my hair too. Yeah. She like cut some celebrities hair here and there.

But she also... I think I know Sasha. Sasha worked on Pregnant and Poppin' It, right? She did. Yeah. She worked on that. She's like very eccentric. You know what I mean?

Like crazy. Should I listen to some ER to prepare myself? Yeah. Yeah, but you're going to get some extensions. I've thought about it because sometimes I do miss my long hair. You should get an afro extension. Just coming out of my blonde. And then out of the top of the afro, you get the Kim K, Ariana Grande ponytail out of the top.

That sounds awful. Oh, no. You miss your hair though a little bit like i some pictures i see like on the like when i go to like a premiere and i'm like wow i look like really nice and feminine but like i don't know when i and i felt like really conflicted when i first cut it because my mom or like movies or whatever it's like long hair is like fertility and it's like womanly to have long hair and to chop it off it's like almost your strength yeah and i miss the messy bun and stuff and it's like so much work to style the short hair but i feel like the short hair is kind of more me i feel like short hair is kind of like funny girl hair i won't even put it into that but like i will say when you cut your hair, I felt like it was more like, okay, this is, it was a statement.

Like, more me? Yeah. It definitely opens up your face. Yeah. It definitely was like, okay, she's, like, finding it. She's finding herself within it. Like, the long hair was cool. Like, I like you either way.

But the short hair was like, boom. Yep, I did it. Like, and I know how you get in your head and everything. It was just like, I don't know if I should. And I'm like, yo, just do it. Just do it. Yeah, it was definitely one of those things where you're in a part of your life where you're like I need change

and you try to ignore the fact that it was your relationship midlife crisis ass just do this I have funny girl hair were you going through a breakup at this time? nope I just thought this would fix everything and getting a dog dude I got a haircut and a dog in the same weekend

because I was like I need to be yeah that was a moment and getting a dog. Dude, I got a haircut and a dog in the same weekend because I was like, I need to be, yeah. You were going through it. That was a moment. That's okay. Better to learn early than when you buy a Porsche at like 55.

Yeah. Or do that too. Some people rearrange their living rooms and cut their hair off. Some people purchase a life. Dude, Courtney, hold on, let's be real.

Courtney, you probably rearranged your house too at the time. I used to rearrange my apartment or room like regularly. I know. You rearranged the desk at one time let's we can always go back to go there i always want to go back to the desk listen i'm still dealing with that really okay low key on the on the real i am can i just like let me i'm down like this is the thing okay let's talk about

we have to like take turns yeah we're gonna take going to take turns. Okay. So this is my thing. When for me, this is. I love this. It's so old. Wait, do we need backstory? Yeah, yeah. Can I give quick. You could tell. You were kind of the middleman.

Yeah, you were the middleman. I witnessed it. So essentially it's a Friday. I believe Courtney started working with us on a Monday, whatever. Everyone's meeting, whatever. We're in an office. It's white walls. We don't really talk to anyone.

We're stuck in a room for like eight hours a day with each other. That's really it. We all have our own computer and a weird desk in each corner that's it that that's the i like my corners yeah and then i think courtney asked she was like could we like do something with the room but i thought you were telling the whole story oh i'll tell the whole story i'm so sorry okay so then there was a group uh talk i believe it was our producer at the time sunny and joe beretta i believe we all got together on that Friday, all the cast too, and they were like, hey, do you want to possibly

rearrange the room? I know everyone's got individual desks, but maybe we do some sort of group desk situation or something like that. I believe we went around to ask people's opinions. I believe it was two in the yes, three in the no, or two in the yes, two in the no. Shane wasn't around at the time. With Olivia and Keith saying, no, we don't want

our stuff moved. No on the movement. Courtney saying saying i would really really love it and me saying oh i do like that idea i think it would be a lot more collaborative for all of us to have desks together did you say that oh yes yes i did i did i said yes whatever but you know what after our conversation i believe we landed on we weren't going to move them yet but the idea was you know what? After our conversation, I believe we landed on we weren't going to move them yet. But the idea was, you know, accept it. 50-50 at that point. That was Friday. Monday, we all come back. I walk in this mother.

I walk in the office and the desk, my desk was gone. No, it wasn't gone. It was moved over by a partner. You pushed two desks together. Each desk had a separate desk as if the computer the back of the computers would face each other so it's like

one long desk and two people are on the opposite ends yes you and me were together and then they were together so look I came in

you're still hurting for this man I have trust issues I should be hurting I'm telling you that's what I'm trying to tell you because it's like a straight up

when you tell somebody no I don't want something some way and I come in and the first thing she says to me and I didn't even like when you said this to me don't want something some way and I come in and the first thing she says to me and I didn't even like when you said this to me I kind of like

like my insides just bursted you were like you're like yeah I moved the desk do you like it yeah no I came in hot that was crazy that was so unbelievable I just met this girl and she's moving my desk

and then she asked me if I like it when I just told her on Friday. I was like, oh, my God, she's nuts. She's nuts. I'm thinking, like, what did I do wrong to deserve this? That was, in my head, like, it was the ultimate. Jeez, dude. Oh, like, you got to understand, like, when I go through it, I'm going through it. Yeah, that doesn't sound fun.

No, it's not. It wasn't fun, too. Like, for someone, for me to say like yo please don't you can move anybody else's and to be told like you know like straight up eye contact and then to like be pulled back and then the same person be like hey do you like it it's like oh my god i'm like yo does she like does she does she want problems i was like no qualms no qualms yeah i i honestly didn't know I was like yo she's trying to pick on me like I really felt

like you were picking on me I had to deal with it for a long time we went through our shit and I had to really deal with it

even to the point now where I think about it sometimes and it's like fun but I was like dang like this really took me to a place of just not trusting

and not like we had to build that love and trust and we do have it like all by all means like we love each other that love and trust and we do have it like all by all means like we love each other like Courtney I'll text her every now and again just to be like you know I love you or she'll send pictures or whatever but like it was definitely for me like out of like the like all of us it was just like damn like who can I trust in this like I'm coming

into a whole different like situation like how am I supposed to trust someone when we have like an understanding and the understanding is just like yeah like what up you like this I did it for you Coming into a whole different situation. How am I supposed to trust someone when we have an understanding, and the understanding is just like, what up? You like this? I did it for you. No, that was not for me. That was all you. Courtney, real quick before we get to your side,

I just want to say two things. Keith, for me experiencing that, number one, I did like the desks a lot more. You did say 10 out of 10. That's what that's to do. I did enjoy the rearrangement. Well, you liked them. Yeah, I loved it. And it was much more effective. It had nothing to do i did enjoy the rearrangement yeah i loved it and it was much more effective she did do a great job rearranging it our desks were by the windows

each person had a window to share it was done but he had didn't he keith lost his special like spot where he had his zone i told you guys i like my corners yeah and as much as we're a group we are individuals that come from different places, struggle with different thought processes and everything. And for me, it was just like, oh, what up? It was really funny to see a fight happen over a desk. Oh, then the fight. Yeah, I love you. I love you.

I know you do. I trust you. We've been through a lot. And like, I'm going to say my honest opinion about that whole situation. Because like, dude, I was a control freak when I came in. I was ready to make myself a part of everything and be a part of everything, whether you guys were ready for it or not. I wanted to be your best friends. And I didn't realize that some people don't like that right away.

I totally came in too hot. When that happened, and maybe you said directly no. I don't remember. I thought it was like, I don't know. I'm not sure. That was a no. That that's what i remember but it could have been that i still was wrong for taking your guys's space and moving it because that was not my fucking job um your reaction was so shocking and like i feel terrible that it affected you for that long like it affected me terribly because it affected you so much and i was like holy shit i made this person feel so much anger and i know you didn't let it go for months and

like i didn't earn your trust for a month yeah it was like a trusting for me especially with it being like you being a new person it was like damn like if this is how this is gonna go like i don't know if i can like really be cool i just because we're so different we we totally are and like you literally did not know me at all and like i came at it with like oh like this is something exciting and new and like me rearranging is like a fun like cleanse that happens in a room it's like my equivalent of like saging a place or whatever but like the like i just it was just a desk, dude. No, but the desk, it was the no that, like, really made me upset. The fact that I defied you. Yeah.

So it was like, we had this conversation. It was like, it was just a desk. And that's how simple it was. If you just move a desk when I tell you, like, don't move mine, I said, you can move everybody else's. And then we get to the point where you just, come in and then you ask me if I like, I'm like, yo, she's playing games. And I'm like, and I know how to play. I know how people play games.

I know how I play games sometimes. Everybody plays games. So in my head, it just was like, game, we play Monopoly in this hoe. Shit, like what the fuck? Like, I didn't know. Like, it's a death. I have never experienced anything like that. I don't believe everyone's trying to play games.

Cause like my, where I was. That's a personal thing too for me that is a personal thing but like that no and that like even that we're talking about it today like it's still kind of like yeah i mean those are the foundations of the foundations of relationships like the legitimate love it was beginning stuff but like that sucks when it's like we're still learning each other. And like that experience was really hard for me too. And like I wronged you. I invaded your space. It was incorrect that I did that. I just couldn't believe like how long and like how harshly you treated me.

Like and again, like we've been through whatever. I fucking love you both. Like I tried to apologize and like and then like you just didn't take it well and like i started crying and then like you felt bad and hugged me there was a separation for sure yeah the separation it's just like how for you you say it was just a desk it was like for me it was just a no you know just to say that it was and that i feel like because of that whole like like oh you're feeling this way I'm feeling this way it's just like we had our own films we just it was hard for me with it being so new to understand somebody to

like you know you don't know my yeah so I'm like so my like in my head I thought your intentions were so like just against me and I like this is something I have to work on like with people in general I don't let people in I really don don't. I struggle with it. Like, all my friends that know me personally, like, on a deep level, they're like, yo, Keith is not cool right now. Like, what do you need? Like, you know, like, I just have people that support me in that way. And, like, I do take friendship very, very seriously. And it was just like, damn, like, fuck.

Like, no, I got to work with somebody who's just, like, so, like, I guess inconsiderate for me, you know? Yeah. No, it was, like, and that's, it came like like i guess inconsiderate for me you know yeah no it was like and that's it came across to you as inconsiderate and all this shit and it's like and it's real like you're that's what you felt and like that's how it came across i am like oh this is great like i'm gonna do this thing for these guys and like maybe they'll like what i do like i fucking drew fan art of you guys i'm such a fucking dork no you're really a sweet person like that's not a problem outwardly both of you communicate similarly i weirdly like those first few months like we we did not vibe well and like it was really hard for me because it's like

for me the way i view friends at least back then oh 100 like at least back then it was like oh friends the more the merrier I'm not gonna check you psychologically I'm gonna let you in And you're gonna learn Everything about me And I'm gonna trust you With my life And like for that

I've made some serious mistakes We are the complete opposite Yeah Is what it was It's hot Fucking What is it Fire and ice

Or fire and water All I'm saying is We are complete opposites Because like Like you said I'm gonna allow people to come in And blah blah blah All that I'm like yo Like I'm not Like And I'm saying is. We are complete opposites because, like you said, I'm going to allow people to come in and blah, blah, blah, all that. I'm like, yo, like, I'm not.

And I'm just like, uh-uh. That's why we clashed. You know what I mean? And, like, honestly, I feel like out of anybody in the group, I feel like we've actually clashed the most. Oh, yeah. You know what I mean? Like, it's just been like a, but it's never, like, we can always look back in hindsight. In the moment, it, like, hurts, you know, for, like, everybody involved. And that doesn't make anybody feel hindsight in the moment it hurts for everybody involved and that doesn't make

anybody feel comfortable in the group. On the outside looking in, what's it like? How do you see it? Honestly, both of you communicate very similarly, which is not how I communicate or I don't think I'm as good at it, which is both of you are very emotional people in no negative

but in the way where you guys very much are in tune with how people are feeling how like you feel and like how those things kind of connect in communication i don't know if i'm doing a good job describing what i'm trying to but both of you are like i love you give people hugs both of you very often will like affirm love or kindness for each other other people around you both of you will make sure someone feels comfortable if like you notice that they don't um and just to touch on the the early days like really it's it's like you coming in being new like us being stuck there in like a room for like six months yeah meeting you randomly and like you coming in with the exact same energy we had six months prior and it's definitely like we did not let you in as much as we could have. I probably sucked the energy right out of you.

No, the opposite. You gave us energy. And that was like we didn't know why you were coming in with energy. Because you had yet to realize what the first year was like. Which was like, hey, we're not announced yet. Like we're just kind of secretly doing this and that. So we pretty much spent months just in the same room together. There wasn't much space.

There wasn't much to do. So it makes sense that they would be cl like a like a boring white office room like kids that have never really really had real jobs it looks like your teacher's desk i think courtney was the only one that had like a real job because you worked at a pharmacy but like you did the taco stand that wasn't like a like a job like a grown-up job though that's like some kid like let's go like make some Had a few little restaurant situations. But, like, we were just in this white room. Like, I don't even know that they knew what they wanted to do with us or how, like, what the situation, what we actually were.

Like, guys, you got to realize we are five different types of people. So different. Like, just the way, like, I mean, beyond the way we look you know and everything all together like the way that we all came together y'all it's like something that like people don't have and will never have and i'm like five pieces from different puzzles somehow fit it fit it fit and like that's the thing beyond it fitting like the way that it fits now we have to find how to fit it how the puzzle works like it was like i look back at like how i handled a lot of things in the beginning just like with like even this situation i'm like dang i could have like softened

up a little bit or like listen you know i could have you know like i could have fucking relaxed we could have did all that but like the way that this like at the end of the day we're not at the office as much as we used to be but like i'm telling you the love that i have for you courtney the love that i have for shane like and like it's's real, it's real shit for me. Like I had to grow to love. I feel like we all had to grow to love different people. You know what I mean? Like it's so cool. It's so cool. And people will never get this opportunity. No. And after experiencing the being in that room with you guys so much, I wouldn't want to do that with the person I love most. I would not want to be in the same room, stuck with that person all the time, no matter how

much I love them, because that's too much. You need space. With that being said, I would not trade those experiences for anything. No. I'm so glad we had them, but I wouldn't- Because it's what built us. I wouldn't like, oh, you have the opportunity to work 10 hours a day with your favorite sibling, and you like, do you want to do it?

I'd be like, no. No. I just want to do what i've gotten enjoy them when i have them like what we have now but like yeah i think we all grew so much not like not just together as a group but like independently because we were learning how to coexist with people we didn't wouldn't normally we keith you and i specifically i feel like we have very big personalities and like we're very passionate and like we feel very hard yeah and so that's why like the clash is like they we feel that clash like harder than what we should like honestly harder than what we should like i feel like in

the moment is there we can validate it all day like you know what i mean but like hindsight we is like we just we we some cry babies we still cry babies that's bb that's bb right there that's my bb yeah yep yo what speaking of like let's like change subjects like let's get over that because that was like a therapy session i kind of like sweated a little bit because i had to look because i still had a little resentment court like i still had a little bit i had to get off my chest no that's in front of the world In front of the world. In front of the world. It's, yeah. But to, like, change directions a little bit, I kind of want to talk about the food that we had last night.

Oh, my God. Oh, my God, yeah. Dude, Keith was thriving last night at our dinner. Wow. So we had some baked potatoes that were as big as, like, a football. I swear, this is not a joke. Football was the smallest one. All the other ones were, like, the largest cod you've ever seen.

Cod. Well done. We had mac and cheese. Loved that. We had some like chicken. We had some like shredded pork. Was it shredded pork? Pulled pork is what it's called.

Pulled pork. He called it shredded steak. And I was like, it's pulled pork. And he's like, same thing. And then a minute later, he goes, oh, they're not the same thing. I was like, that wasn't a joke? Yeah. And I had to tell him. I said, you know what, bro?

I said, I'm going to be honest. I said, I took the L. Like, I messed up. I definitely messed up. But we had that. the same thing i was like that wasn't a joke yeah and i had to tell him i said you know what bro i said i'm gonna be honest i said i took the ill like i messed up i definitely messed up but we had that we had like some salad and everything and like mind you a couple years ago or just like all of our summer games or winter games the food selection sucks y'all it is so bad one year we had like mushrooms and like the year of the the mushroom. Oh my God. Every dish had mushrooms. And then. Tripping so hard. There was the year of the mushroom.

There was the year of the rationing. Oh. Yes. There was the year of like the, like the, the camp food wasn't terrible. Kind of. The camp food. Summer camp. It was like under that metal, like catering.

It was the first time that we got, because the second time, the year of the rationing was the same people, I believe, who catered us for that summer game. Is that when the caterers kept giving me more food? Yes. Yes. Okay. 100%. And the first year, they did a great job.

Yeah. Okay. No, they were great. I did like them. They gave me a lot of food. The year of the mushrooms, that was Winter Games, right? And that's when, it's because Anthony was vegan, so they misinterpreted. All vegan.

Yes. Oh, yo. And the only thing that they could get in Big Bear that was vegan, so they misinterpreted. Got it all vegan. Yes. And the only thing that they could get in Big Bear that was vegan was mushrooms. And like a weird fake sausage that kind of just tasted like angry carrot. Yes. So I'm pretty sure as the days went on, they were trying to like find a non-vegan option to add to the meals. Because I remember one of the later times that was good was mushroom spaghetti. At least we had the pasta added with the mushrooms. I didn was something it was really sad and then the year of the rationing you keep they treated you well it was kind of interesting i'll tell you doubled up on the

cornbread yeah okay it's one thing about black people we do like to see other black people where they're like not that you know where they're not around see them thrive yeah we want to see so she wanted to see me full is what she wanted to do thrive thriving uh with uh love and some like a full stomach and i don't know who called it out first but when they called it out there was like he she's definitely giving you more food and it's because you're black i think it might have been olivia i don't know but then i went back for like extras i don't even know if i'm telling the truth sometimes i lie a little bit no but Doug, you're pretty close so far. I'm pretty sure I went back for like some seconds and I like got a plate and I think somebody else tried to.

They were turning them away on the chili night specifically. Chili night specifically, Keith not only got double cornbread, but I think they filled up your bowl another half. I know you like cornbread. I don't think you understand when they chili night, they filled my, it was like those little Dixie paper plates. And I got like a finger depth of chili, like barely, like none. It also wasn't, I don't think it was meat chili. I'm pretty sure that was pure vegetable chili too.

And so obviously I inhaled all that and went back and she's like, second, you? And I was like, I am not trying to watch my weight here. Also, we're dying out there. It was Wild West, right? I was like, I am not trying to watch my weight here. Also, we're dying out there. It was Wild West, right? I was full. I got like a baby portion of chili. I will say, though. She was looking out for you.

They cooked amazing. Their food was delicious. Which one? Both times that we had them as caterers. That food was good. They were really good. They also always brought their own crayon apple juice. No crayon grape juice, too.

Oh, I love crayon grape juice. Was it the Ocean Spray? Yeah. It was Ocean Spray. Yeah, but we didn't buy those. They brought them. Oh, yeah. You love Ocean Spray.

Yeah, that's mine. You do love Ocean Spray. That was back when we were at Defy. You'd walk to that little store. Oh, yeah. Every time. I'd go to the closest gas station in Beverly Hills. It's easier to walk than drive.

So apparently Ian and the other podcast brought this up. He brought it up on the first day here, too. Oh, the food? Oh, okay. Yeah, I think we brought it up on the vlog on the drive up as well Ian in another podcast brought this up. He brought it up on the first day here too. Oh, the food? Oh, okay. Yeah, I think we brought it up on the vlog on the drive-by as well. Yeah, on the drive-up

they brought it up. So is it, I mean, was it a thing or like would you say was Ian racist for talking about that? Well, I don't think Ian was racist.

I think, how do I say this? I feel, I feel that the caterers were about power to the people. Yeah. I wouldn't use the word racist. I feel like that's a strong word.

Yeah, that's strong. Prejudice on both sides. Yeah, well, that's the thing. I think that, yep, y'all done put me in a hot seat. Now I'm sweating and everything. You took the W. I can be your lawyer. You got the cornbread.

I'm the Jew at the table. I did get a little extra food. It was a little racist, y'all. This is a little racist. The cook was? That was a little messed up. It was a little messed up. I was just surprised she looked at me like I'm the type that would be borderline anorexic

watching my weight. That's how I took it when she was like, ah, you? Seconds? And I was like, feed me, please. I need to eat. Yeah, dude. That was fun. fun yeah the food's good this time around yep i wonder what we're gonna have tonight courtney uh just talking about last night's food i thought i'd join in when you came to our room

you came to our room and you knocked on the door and a bunch of people were with you and i opened the door and i got so nervous because in order to open the door i got up off the toilet and like sucked up what was coming out and then put my pants on and then like all of a sudden it was like four people there and then like you and olivia came in to hang out and i was like oh uh yeah this is a great time to hang out everyone and then you would not that you needed to leave but like it must have been three or four minutes and i obviously was like looking like they needed to go. But I needed to go more. So then I went into the restroom.

And then 30 seconds later, they left. So I almost fell out. Are you asking Courtney to call before she comes in the door? Olivia knocked. All I'm saying is let me know beforehand. Yeah, I didn't even know that was your room. Olivia and I were walking by. I accidentally passed my room. And then we knocked.

And I was like, oh, what's up, guys? You here? You're not taking a shit or anything, right? Yeah, yeah. He was on his way. That's exactly what Yeah, yeah. He was on his way. That's exactly what I was doing. He was on his way. What room were you in?

211. 211? Oh, so you're like two up. I almost accidentally opened your room last night. Really? Yeah, I went to 212 thinking it was mine, 209. I don't know why. How did you do that?

Because I just was walking and I was like, oh, this feels like the right one. This room. And I just, I tried to open it so hard. You weren't wearing your glasses? I was, but I went for the handle like a murderer one. This room. I tried to open it so hard. You weren't wearing your glasses. I was, but I went for the handle like a murderer does in a movie, where on the other side you see it shake just a little, and you're like, oh, my God, get the gun. What is happening over there?

So I know I scared whoever was in there. I don't know if they were crew. I think that's Olivia and Mari. Yeah? Yeah. They might have thought someone was trying to kill them last night. They didn't talk about it. Well, that makes me look at you weird,

because we are standing at some motel or whatever. But you're my person. I'm staying in a room with you. He's your emotional support friend. No, I just feel like you said that you got on the door and you felt like you were going to kill or something like that. Am I making something up? No, no. I just felt afterwards.

That's what they must have thought when they heard the door. No, I didn't try to open the door like I was going to kill them. Okay, let's be clear. It just happened that way. That's all I'm saying. Let's be clear because No, I didn't try to open the door like I was going to kill them. Okay, let's be clear. It just happened that way. That's all I'm saying. Let's be clear because I... I don't do anything with the intent of murder. Okay.

If you ever feel that way, not my intention. Thank you. Thank you. Just clearing it up. Thank you. Especially for the police. Okay, see, that's what I'm talking about. He does stuff like this all the time where I don't know if he's playing or whatever

because I get my own personal feelings. The way I feel right now, I feel like it's valid and it's true like you might be a serial killer i watch forensic files let's be real on the way up here me and olivia i drove up with olivia and we watched we listened to murder mystery podcast and i never did that and it might be my new thing dude that's awesome no yeah that's great that's great to listen to have you heard about the uh murder of sandra clarkson uh-uh i heard of the murder of sandra clarkson she went missing on december 31st 1998 and she uh was she lived alone in an apartment which was on the fourth story and they found her apartment the window was was open, and her two dogs were scared. Oh, that's right.

And you want to finish the story? No. Okay, well, so she went missing, and the police were like, oh, she must have jumped out the window, but then when they went down to the floor level, there was no piece of concrete was missing. What? It was like someone had taken the piece of the sidewalk off the floor where she would have landed that means that it dropped

well they don't know they don't know if she jumped out and someone i'm making all this up yeah you are see that's what i'm talking about exactly my point like there were too many ums. If I wake up dead, Noah's the reason that I am deceased. That's all I'm saying. Because, like, come on. Like, you switched us. We believed you. We're over here. You were really helpful.

I thought you were going to finish it. I was like, yeah, do it. No. No, you heard it here first, guys. Noah might kill Keith. I thought we were telling a story about the girl who, like, her dogs, like, killed her or something. Oh, my God. That's terrible. I don't want to talk about that anymore. Dogs are really a belief. I'm so sorry that were telling a story about the girl who her dogs killed her or something. Oh my god. That's terrible.

I don't want to talk about that anymore. Dogs are I'm so sorry that I made a joke about death. What kind of dogs were they? Boxers? That's actually not cool. Boxers? Oh man. I don't know. I'm not sure. Luckily we're fine. We're not going to be eating my dogs at Summer Games. Unless it's one of the Punchments. One was a boxer and one was a black belt

terrier. Black belt? Sorry. That's not funny. Terrier? Yeah. Oh, I get it. Boxer and karate. Yeah, that they would have beaten their owner. That's not funny. Noah, you're so funny. You're such a funny murderer.

You're into that because you serial kill. That's not cool for you to say that on audio because you might die at like 66 by diabetes or whatever happens to you. And they're going to look for me. They're going to come after me. You didn't just give my black ass diabetes. You know that's not why I gave you diabetes.

I gave it to you because you don't drink water. But hold on, let's be clear. It does run in my family. It runs in my family. My daddy got it, my grandpa almost got it, but then he was like, I'ma change. My dad got high blood pressure, it's true. That was like, I can't even be mad at that stereotype

because my family lives it. I think my sister, Kiera, she might have it. I don't even be mad at that stereotype because my family lives it. I think my sister, Kiera, she might have it. I don't know if I should say that. She might have it. Dang. Yeah. Oh, no. I'm sorry to hear that.

Yeah, her high blood pressure. I don't think it's diabetes. I think hers is high blood pressure. Like, she'll go to the hospital. They're like, yo, blood pressure's high. She's like, for real? That's why you hurt. You luckily don't eat sweets that much.

I don't eat sweets. That's going to be slowing whatever might happen. Hold on. He just said I'd be changing a little. A little. You'd be changing a little. luckily that's why you hurt you luckily don't eat sweets that much i don't eat that's gonna be that's slowing whatever might happen hold on he just said i'll be changing a little a little you be changing a little bro i've changed a lot remember when we first used to work together i only used to eat like drink soda like you did not touch water bro i haven't bro my whole life my mom used to say keith drink water i'm like like i will not drink anything i will i will drink soda if there's water anywhere i won't drink it i will just like be dehydrated like off of like soda like it's weird it's weird damn you're better now though when you when you guys first got together like how did you

guys click just you two like did you guys hit it off right away can i say this like how were you two i can go for it okay so like there was another person that was in oh yeah yeah let's not say her name though yeah we're not not at all so there was another person that was in the group before courtney got there like they were trying to see who works there was like a process it was like yo so we can like get rid of y'all if we if it just doesn't work like you know i mean it was like one of those yeah no because we're trying to see what works. There was a six month period. We were very replaceable. I don't, yeah,

I don't know how many times like I almost got fired and felt it like just straight up like for real. But anyways, like they had another girl there and I think Olivia

and I were texting and we were like sending messages back and forth in my corner. Sorry. In your corner. In my corner. In your corner. And we were sending messages back and forth in my corner. Sorry. In your corner. In my corner.

In your corner. And we were sending messages back. And I forget what we were talking about exactly. But it happened to do with, like, the other girl. She just wasn't, like, somebody that we could click with at all. At all. And I think Noah heard us, like, texting back and forth. And the messages were going like, ding, ding, ding, ding.

And then he texted us both. He said, guys, do not leave me out of this. I hit it because I knew what was going on. And like, obviously, we all didn't know each other. We all are very obvious archetypes of people. Like if I'm meeting Olivia for the first time, it's like, oh, obviously, this is what it is. Like, I think that I'm going to get bullied by her. But she also thinks the opposite. You know, when I meet Keith for the first time, the exact same thing. You what it is like i think that i'm gonna get bullied by her but she also thinks the opposite you know he really for the first time the exact same thing

you thought i was gonna bully you too well not like bully bully but on the level of like just a black person coming out of high school i got you a black person clowning and roasting somebody is the worst thing like if you ever get roasted by a black person don't say nothing back like don't because it hurts it hurts it hurts so i get you but that's not me i can't roast that good so i'm gonna ask this real real quick right now because i totally was like convinced that this was happening did you guys ever text each other about me when i was in the room i don't think while you were in the room at all because i for sure was like cool because like i obviously like was didn't like I wasn't vibing at first.

And like I totally was like, that's happening right now. No, and I feel like for the most part, like anything that was said, like anything that you felt like it was just put out there. You know what I mean? Like it was nothing like, yo, we got to know. None of that, you know? And if anything for me, like I had problems, but you knew how I felt. You know what I mean? So there was none of that extra shit. Also, at that that time we were like working like doing stuff um along with doing

stuff together but like before like what we're talking about is the first four weeks like we did not have a job for four weeks our only task was to watch all the smosh videos so while i was watching all the videos i would hear them texting back and forth and i knew immediately because to be honest like i'm someone who's like okay please I'm just gonna say hi to everyone so I said hi to her the the fourth member who isn't here anymore she was very intricate very eccentric very individualistic very just would not mesh in any way shape or form but you know I'm trying to be nice like oh what's that superfood on your desk or whatever like just very strange stuff and it's like yeah just trying but i knew by by seeing both keith and olivia look at me and then continue to text i was like oh this is what

it is like there's definitely gonna be a world where it's like oh i'm with her aren't i so i definitely you're with her i definitely had to text them we did some high school you know high school ish which i never did in high school i'm not a drama person or anything but then i texted him and i was like hey hey, just so you know, you guys should make a group chat with me in it. By the way. That's what he said. And then from there, that's it. Then it was understood.

But it was unfortunate. She was very, very nice. She was sweet. No, she is very sweet. Very sweet. This is real. Like, sweet. We've checked up on her a couple times over the years.

Yeah, her YouTube channel is growing. Very sweet. So dedicated. Like, legitimately, i've never met someone who works as hard at something in my life because i could never do what she does but in the exact same way i can work in a team if that makes sense there was no world where there would be any teamwork or or any any not that she can't be collaborative it just wouldn't have meshed in a way that made it easy or functional.

And it's unfortunate, but it was, the decision was made, which wasn't our decision. Though our opinion was asked, but it was already decided before. Yeah. But, like, that's another thing, like, going back to just, like, how you came in and everything. Like, the, as much as we had the disagreements in the beginning, the bullshit disagreements, like, you were a perfect fit. Straight up perfect fit. And I think we all understood perfect fit like we couldn't hate on like what you do like your comedic timing like any of that you know what i mean like it probably would have made my process of like disliking our like thing like our whole dislike thing it would have made it easier if you

didn't have the gifts and talents that you had. It was like you were a perfect fit. Like, dead ass. Like, you were good. Kudos to you. I see you working. I do. And I see that you love this. I see that you really, really love this and enjoy it. Thank you. On a level that is just like, boom. I mean, the vast majority of why I enjoy

this is because I get to just, like, play with you guys. Hey, that's a little weird. I don'll play. If you've seen the videos coming out from this summer games, I think you've been played with. Oh, yeah. This season of Smosh Summer Games is a little too intimate for me. Oh, my God.

Our next sponsor. Next year we're getting sponsored by a company and its initials are P&H. P&H. WhatH what's that? What the heck is that? It's whether something's acidic or basic Yeah that's a lie And our content next year on the pH scale is going to be 18 plus I still feel like it's going to kill me

Very basic I think it's off the scale Probably and I'm going to put you in an acid Which is below 7 That's how I'll get rid of you Probably in between two and three. Go off, queen. Dude, yeah.

No, I got a toe. Until the punishment celebrity shoot, celebrity zombie shootout, whatever, nobody sucked my toe in my life but me. Until that video. That, like, I'm going to be honest, like, toe sucking is, like, this is the thing. Oh, you've said this to me before. Toe sucking is like this is the thing oh you've said this to me before toe sucking is like cool like is it it's cool he was the first person that ever said that to me listen i don't want to go into details let's not go into details but toe sucking

is cool boom we're done with that one thing about it is though like i i don't know it it depends who's sucking toes and stuff and like whose toes toes are getting sucked. I did not like what I saw. I didn't like what I saw. And I'm still feeling nauseous of what I saw. When Joven, we can say. We can say. When Joven. Sucked my freaking toe.

No, he put the whole, his whole foot in his mouth. Like that's gross. Oh my God. I felt his teeth and shit. Oh my goodness. That's weird. I've never felt teeth on my feet. My whole body just cringed. That's not. When you eat, I felt his teeth and shit. Oh my goodness. That's weird. I've never felt teeth on my feet My whole body just that's not when you eat you true with teeth. Don't do you not supposed to put those on toes or?

You just had like a Hollywood rumor experience just so you know if Jovan was Quentin Tarantino you could be in a magazine that a lot of people have experienced. Okay, explain that. What do you mean? Oh, if nobody knows rumors Quentin Tarantino is well known and i'm gonna do it very well he's well known for three things one stop stop stop you might want to work with quentin tarantino are you gonna put out his business his rumor business i'm gonna put out four things one i really would love to work with quentin tarantino and none of this information changes how i feel about him i love the movies i really really do um yeah i i think he's awesome. The end. Write me in your movies.

The next three things are he really, really loves feet. I've heard about that. He loves to talk to young actresses or people in the industry and get them to come to hotel rooms with him. And then he loves to only suck their feet. That's all he wants from them. There's nothing. Well, he does other things for himself, but he doesn't touch them other than sucking their feet. He just wants to suck their feet. That's all he wants from them. There's nothing... well he does other things for himself but he doesn't touch them other than sucking their feet. He just wants to suck their feet. He then at the edge of the bed touches himself. Uh uh, uh uh, uh uh.

Stop, yeah, quit that. Those are the Hollywood rumors of Quentin Tarantino, who I would love to work with. Well allegedly, okay speaking of that allegedly happened. Allegedly I would love to work with him. Let's be clear, no, no, you want to work with him with him allegedly those are the things that he's done allegedly but like that's none of our business like he's a grown man and like stay out of grown man's business i love you quentin i love i would love to be in your business jango unchained is one of my favorite movies in the last 10 years the movie is very good it's really good it's really good it's not one of my favorites in

the last 10 years but i was just shouting out the one that like works for me that one's a like that's actually one of like top 10 favorite movies really i listened to that i heard the album jango yeah but with a j not a dj it was originally dj but i was like also like django fit from star wars um yeah i have the soundtrack on my like i bought the album who's on the soundtrack john legend has a song there's a there's like a remix of a tupac song that was never released i think it's really good really yeah yeah you gotta it's so good do it for me right now what is copyrighted yeah is jamie foxx on there is he like they have sound bites and like and stuff why did jamie foxx jump on the soundtrack let's listen to it after this i'm so down let's listen to it after this okay if you got the punishment to suck a toe whose toe would

you guys have sucked okay so like first of all it would be like when i look at all the guys in the group i'm not into it so maybe you i think you have nice feet but like it would definitely be yeah you have nice feet but and i know that you wash yours because you told me to wash mine yeah but it would definitely be either olivia's or yours and i heard mari had not nasty feet so i'm gonna say that's what i'm like wondering like it's just joven joven being me okay joven's just being a little meanie but probably yours because i know like you take care of your feet and you correct me about like washing my feet i've never been like like my i'm be honest my pride was a little hurt when you said it stuck i'm sorry i've only like two or three times in my life of my feet stunk but i've had

people in my room whose feet stink really bad and it's just like i just got to tell you it's just what it is like if we can solve it we can but if we don't solve it and I don't bring anything up. Okay, but what if it was unsolvable? I would have wanted you to leave. Or I would have left. Like, that's why I'm trying to get to the solution. I kind of want a room by myself. Noah, how much money would you have to be paid to suck Keith's stinky cheese toe?

Ah, come on. Come on. Like, no. How much money could I be paid? Okay, and, like, I'm going to pull off. I'm going to pull off just so you can see how long my toenails are oh my god can you hear the cheese stop look they're not bad though yeah but i will yeah you look like you got dancers feet i will say olivia has probably

scientifically my answer for sucking toe would be i'd choose olivia's because she has the smallest big toe i'm sure my honest answer though i would have turned that one down i don't like bare feet and i used to have like a problem with them and i'm totally fine now i would have turned that down yeah i used to have a problem with people putting their feet or their shoes near my face or head um i will say i keep my feet extremely clean but even out there the dust gets through your shoes my toe was like not clean for joe oh he did not care and can i say that was actually that's hot beat like does somebody in your family hate feet too yeah no it was taught to me i'm the youngest brother it was taught to me and that's why i was able to get out of it yeah um because if it was actually like a real issue it would be a lot difficult to to get over but it's definitely

learned courtney i'm gonna say you burped in my face oh that was nasty I'm so sorry What did it smell like? I chugged some diet coke I don't even like diet coke Yeah why did you get a regular coke? They didn't have it They only have diet That's weird What's wrong

Okay see that's my first problem Like this has been a great Like summer games Can we get some regular coke In this hoe? Please We're not gonna snort coke Before the games

No no We'll do that after Coca-Cola I know I love a classic coca-cola so it's kind of a bummer but it's all right yeah i had to put on gatorade on tap did her did her burp smell like bologna because that's like what i like hey you know when you burp and you're like damn i ain't even had bologna today i need to eat him yeah what was it like bologna just like a burp it's like your insides no no it was it was a pretty clean burp i had to put on this too small gas mask it was like for a baby yeah um they probably imported

it from israel or some shit got some tight little baby gas masks yeah israel makes a lot of gas masks that they i don't know for real though i just felt like plugging my people i guess anyway you burped into the end of it and it was so tight that it just went into my mouth like it didn't go anywhere else Because the the respirators in front of your mouth and it's so small Let me do that again for everyone in the video So you saw what I did the respirator is so small in front of my mouth And so I have to suck through this tiny hole and it's so tight that there's no other air space So it's just on my lips. So I wasn't necessarily ready. I was like, okay, I'm a breathe in and that's when you burped

So it literally just felt as if I and that's when you burped. So it literally just felt as if I had burped. When you burp soda, you know like the aftertaste, it's like a little metal, it's like a little sugary. It's like everything about it, it literally felt like I had burped. What are you eating?

When you burp up a Coke, it's got like a high... No, you're drinking that can. It burns a little. You're drinking the can. I usually put my Coke in the microwave before i drink it oh my god no no i don't see that's some that is some serial killer shit if i might like add it sounds like warm soda bro no like just putting the the can the oh aluminum yes into the the microwave like i sleep closer to the microwave mind you you. You sleep close to the microwave? Yes. Oh, in the hotel room?

Oh, I see. So we need to change beds. I've got a quick question. Quick question. I know we're running out of time. This is a small debate between my girlfriend and I. Microwaves. Do you stand in front of them while they're working?

Oh, that's such an old, like... Right? It doesn't matter. It's like they talk about the waves. I mean, like, but it's waves everywhere. Look at my phone. Like, guys, there's Wi-Fi I mean, like, but it's waves everywhere. Look at my phone. Like, guys, there's Wi-Fi. Like, we're getting all types of cancer.

We're burning. We're all burning away. Well, with that being said, most microwaves are designed with a shield. Because microwaves are really big. When you look in, it's not just a clear thing. Normally, it's the black with the little holes. I think they'd get better about containing it. To keep the microwaves out.

Maybe. So it's radiation. Bringing us back to our work really quick. We worked above an MRI machine for two and a half years. There's no way. There's no world where you design the hospital. You're like, this is going to be the MRI room. And you're like, okay, which walls are we going to let up?

The roof too. Like no one is going to put lead in the roof or whatever they need to block. You know what I mean? They're on the first story of a building. We would be in that room. My testicles need to get checked out. You'd hear like. We sit through 12 to 15 cycles a day minimum.

I couldn't get pregnant if I tried probably. We should go get checked out. We should get checked out. Like after this summer game. Let's do a smosh. We should all get an STD check for a video. And an MRI check. Yeah.

And what else were we going to do after this? We said we were going to do something else. Oh, we're going to listen to the Django Unchained. Soundtrack. Yeah, we'll listen to it while getting our MRI and STD check. Clean our bodies and clean our brains with some lovely music. And hug on each other. Suck on each other's toes.

Dude, I would suck your guys' toes, but i love you both so much like it hurts that's the only way i know you love me thank you but like you gotta suck on my toes now i would i would suck on both of your toes for a large portion of money not for 25 fictitious points so with that i love you both and i will not suck your feet oh i love you both too i accept that would you suck my toe okay so can we just put the desk in the grave now where it belongs? Yeah, let's burn that desk. Let's burn the desk.

I don't know, we're in the apocalypse. There might be a zombie. Oh my God. Why? Sorry. I didn't let it die. No, it's all right. I love you, Quirk.

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