Smosh Mouth - S1: #37 - Ian Forgot About SmoshCast

Episode Date: October 30, 2019

On today’s SmoshCast, Ian forgot that this show was being recorded, so Courtney and Shayne stall until he gets here and they eventually talk about prepping to go on tour for the first time, our new Smosh studio, and all things Disney+. WE'RE GOING ON TOUR! Go to https://smosh.com/tour for tickets and more information! If this goes well, we may be able to go to even MORE cities! PRESALE STARTS ON 10/30! Text 310-299-9555 or sign up for our newsletter at https://smosh.com to receive an access code. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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on the side of the building. But the responsible people were like, no, we can't do that. This morning, I was like, wow, I get to do my makeup like a girl today. It is this new character. It's a teenage boy. I wanted to dress extra feminine because I'm just like, I was straight up a dude for two days.

Yeah, last week I actually read for once. Nice. It was when I was out at the yurt. Oh, yeah, your dry igloo. Yeah. Beauty and the Beast Diamond Edition with more fur. The fur is even furrier. The Beast's eyebrows are slightly larger, you idiot.

Belle's cleavage increased by 12%. Wow. Oh, man. You know what we should have... Let's do impersonations of each other. God damn it. You know what we should have done? If I'd comeations of each other. God damn it, you know what we should have done? If I'd come dressed completely in a bald cap, dressed as Joe Rogan,

and we all came as our favorite other podcast people, and just did it. Hold up, hold up. Jamie, pull that up. I was listening to, he interviewed Edward Snowden, and that was interesting. I was blown away that Edward Snowden dropped out of high school, got his GED, and never went to college.

You assume all these people at the NSA and the CIA and stuff are like the smartest people on the planet or just like that. It's like it's you. It's the most rigorous like vetting ever. I'm like, there's a lot like there's just normal ass people are working all these jobs. Like who's the president right now? Well, I mean, that's right. But I just mean like, I mean like, you expect,

because obviously Trump is just Trump. I thought like behind all these layers and like confidentiality and stuff, I think like, oh man. The people in charge are actually qualified to be in charge. Because in movies, they're always like, it's Jason Bourne. But I'm like, do those people even exist?

One of them does. And he quit to do movies. Anthony? Jesus Christ, it's Jason Bourne. But I'm like, do those people even exist? One of them does. And he quit to do movies. Anthony? Jesus Christ, it's Anthony Padilla. He quit to do movies? This is never going anywhere. So I'm going to bring up

some spicy questions. Are we rolling? Yeah. Oh, there's Ian. Hold up. He's like, how do I get inside? Are you at the back door?

Uh-oh, look at us. We're all tie-dye. Oh, shit. Are we rolling? okay ian get your headphones on late ian is such a crazy thing to see because he's always so stressed out but it's like it's okay we're here and all the ramps that i'm supposed to take on and off the freeway. We're closed. Why? Just because it's the worst day ever. Oh, well, you're here. It's perfect. Guys, welcome to another episode of the Smoshcast.

We're all matching today. Of course, my boys. Oh, also, guess what? We got Ian Hecox and Shane Tapas. What? I am Courtney Miller. I am hosting. I'm in Ian's seat today.

And Ian's technically, I guess'm in Ian's seat today. And Ian's technically, I guess, in Shane's seat normally. And then Shane's in my normal seat. We sit in order of who showed up first, which is why I'm usually in Ian's seat. Because I usually show up last. Courtney was first, so she booked the first seat. I was second, which I'm very happy to finally get second place. So I'm here.

And then Ian. I'm in the sad Ian seat. No, no, it's not sad. It's the Shane seat. And it's very cool. Is that okay, Ian, that I'm hosting? Yeah, we've got a lot of stuff going on today. I forgot we were doing this.

Ian just walked in. He literally parked 30 seconds ago. Oh, this has got to be the worst. There's nothing worse than waking up and being like, crap, I'm late. And then having to walk in and immediately get on camera. I didn't wake up and said, crap, I'm late. We shot the last four days and I

woke up and I said, this is great. I don't have to rush into work to do anything. And I checked the two other people that weren't the people that focus on the podcast. And I was like, what time do I need to come in? And they're like, well, we don't shoot until noon. And I was like, oh, great.

So I'm coming at 10. That'll be nice. Still come in early, as I thought. Get some stuff done. All right, that's fine. I'll make myself some still come in early, as I thought. Oh. Get some stuff done. All right, that's fine. I'll make myself some of my favorite coffee, which I did. And had some French toast. And it was a glorious morning.

I thought about just playing the new The Outer Worlds game. Oh, I hear that's a lot of good. It looks really cool. It's really, it's fun. It's just like the Fallout game that they made. Wait, you played that this morning? No, last night. I was just thinking about how great it was.

And then our good buddy Ryan was like, hey, when are you getting here? I was like, 10. And he's like, cool, we're supposed to start the podcast three minutes ago. Like, great. Rough. I woke up at 6 a.m. because it's leg day.

Oh, my God. Went to the gym, did some squats, baby. Some good times, some lunges. Got home at 7.30. Was able to make some khao fe. Oh. And then I took a shower. Oh, that's right.

I had leftover Thai food, which might be gross for breakfast. But you know what? You got to make do. Like pad Thai? Pad Thai. Wow. Chicken? Chicken pad Thai?

Chicken pad Thai. You know what? It works. It works. And then I made some tea. That's what I got in my mug right here, my favorite coffee mug. We got one lucky mug that was misprinted, so it's upside down. Yeah, your coffee mugs, if you order them from myfavoritecoffee.comcom will not come upside down but uh but this one's mine it's the upside down one and i love it and i

love it so that was my morning wow there is nothing worse i've been we've all been in your position and it's the worst yeah it sucks i i feel like i've witnessed this a couple times where i see this first wave of like fuck i'm late and you're not a happy boy i'm not because you're you're all you're very punctual i don't like making people wait for me i don't like you're never you're almost i don't think i can't think of a time before when you've been oh i've definitely been late before yeah but you should you know like you never are it's not like you're known to be late like other people yeah it has been a week too too. We've shot a bunch of sketches, a bunch of good stuff, and then we're about to shoot

a sketch in a second that Damien wrote that I'm very pumped about. We've got a busy day ahead of us. We've got a busy week behind us. Yeah, I'm getting on a call to talk to Variety about

the tour. The tour. Guys, yeah, by the way, Smosh hit 25 million subscribers. What the heck? Yeah, baby. And with that, we wanted to announce the frickin' tour. The frickin' tour.

Which is happening. This is crazy. First tour. First tour ever. First tour. It's a test tour. It's because we, guys, we've never done anything like this before. And we don't know if you want to see our faces in real life.

We don't know how many of you there are really out there and how many is just my mom watching the videos. So this is just a fun little tester tour. We're going to hit five cities. We're going to hit Seattle, Portland, my hometown, Sacramento. Woo! Yeah. We're going to stay at the Smosh house when we're out there. Just kidding.

Yeah. Just kidding. I think I got a call from the city that they had some kind of like unpaid utility bill from the old Smosh house. Nice. I'm like, I don't see how that could be us. We're also going to San Diego. Ooh.

Yeah. Phoenix. Phoenix. Phoenix. Phoenix. Phoenix. Phoenix. Phoenix. Phoenix. Phoenix. Phoenix. Phoenix. Phoenix. Phoenix. Phoenix. Phoenix. Phoenix. Phoenix. Phoenix. Phoenix. Phoenix. Phoenix. Phoenix. Phoenix. Phoenix. Phoenix. Phoenix. Phoenix. Phoenix. Phoenix. Phoenix. Phoenix. Phoenix. Phoenix. Phoenix. Phoenix. Phoenix. Phoenix. Phoenix. Phoenix. Phoenix. Phoenix. Phoenix. Phoenix. Phoenix. Phoenix. Phoenix. Phoenix. Phoenix. Phoenix. Phoenix. Phoenix. Phoenix. we're also going to San Diego ooh yeah Phoenix where I grew up oh shoot dude that's so cool shoot dude hitting two hometowns two hometowns

the hometown tour dude wouldn't that be cool if we alright wouldn't that be cool if we hit every hometown yeah can we do a show just at my old high school

if we did every hometown every hometown let me see if I can nail this well we do we do like LA cause you you and Noah grew up here. We'd have to go to Middletown, Ohio.

Where did Olivia grow up? Olivia's from Pasadena. We can go to China. Well, that's the thing. She was born in China. Yeah, she was born in China. I know, I know. And speaking of that, we're going to be able to hit plenty more hometowns.

If tickets get freaking bought, then that's a good sign. And the tour might continue, maybe off-seas. Damien's the only one we can't do. Because he was born in Germany, but he grew up in Georgia. And that's a little bit farther. But you know what? We can start hitting. We could hit the East Coast.

We could definitely hit the East Coast. Things go well. Like last time we did anything really live like this was like like like this is kind of smosh live yeah yeah we're going to travel quite that insane but we're going to travel by horseback yeah we have we have a lot of fun ideas like it's it's not going to be like smosh live was but we have a lot of fun ideas uh some things involving try not to laugh some things involving um some of the people that maybe uh come to the show a little audience involvement maybe yeah i'm gonna do a backflip on stage and die we're gonna just flip we're gonna do what all

the the fuck boys do on their tours where we just throw water at the crowd yeah for 30 minutes just jump and throw water and then sing the abcs yeah we'll Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's so cute. Yeah. It's pretty hot. And everyone will go home with a Tesla. Yes. Free Teslas for every... No, I'm just kidding. If you want to finance that, that's fine. Would you drive a Tesla? I would if I could.

Well, if it was your next car and you were going to get a good price on it. Not like a free one. Maybe. I would not be opposed. Actually, though, I don't have a place. I feel like I'd need to have a good price on it. Not like a free one. Maybe. I would not be opposed. Actually, though, I don't have a place. I feel like I'd need to have a home to charge it. I don't have any place to charge a Tesla. Well, we have somebody that works here that she doesn't have a place where she charges it at home.

She just goes to her gym and charges it there. Oh, interesting. Oh, kind of like how I go to the gym to charge up. Yeah. Wow. I have a Tesla to work out, too. Hell, yeah. Yeah.

I have my Tesla do some reps outside while i'm inside doing reps you know what i mean do you ever just pour a protein shake down the the gas yeah that doesn't have that because it's electric you can pour it in the plug yeah exactly just dump it on your interior i wonder if i could i could attach a giant hamster wheel to my tesla and i just sprint charge it up you know and then when it's done, you go, I'm charged up. Yo. Like Drake. I'm charged up.

He's charged up. Everybody's charged up. Everybody's charged up. I saw this video of this hamster on a hamster wheel and then there's one hamster. Stuck to it. You saw that? He's hopping over it. Yeah.

It's pretty awesome. And it's in slow-mo too. We should get that guy to the Olympics. Yeah. The hamster or the guy filming? The hamster. It'd be really... Have they ever done that?

Have they ever had, like, an animal participate in some of the Olympic Games where, like, you have the 100-meter dash, but then you just throw an ostrich next to him and just have it just destroy them? Or a dog just runs so much faster? Yeah, everyone, they're like, you know, Usain Bolt shows up for Jamaica and then Australia is like, we brought an ostrich. What?

Honestly, it'd be a good motivator for like, I know if a dog was running down a hundred meter dash, I'd want to run after it really fast.

We'd get crushed. Any animal would beat us at anything. That's not true. Animals are better than us at everything. I'd like to see a beaver take me on

in a UFC fight. A beaver would actually come. I'd like to see a beaver take me on a UFC fight. A beaver would actually... Come at me. There was... All right, anybody got buffed? A beaver would kill you. That's some BS. A beaver would actually kill you.

There was a video of a guy who got attacked by a beaver and he died. Well, that guy's a wimp. Jesus. Put me and a beaver in the octagon. I will take it. I will knock it out first round I've said it

I've said it in this podcast you put me in the octagon with any animal and I am probably gonna lose yeah a squirrel maybe but man

it'll mess me up if they want to do it like if they want to they definitely can it's just like if you get put in the middle of an arena with a squirrel it's gonna be like

terrified but if it's like if it knows it's motivation it's cornered it's like I have knows its motivation. But if it's cornered, it's like, I have to kill this man. I'm about to end this man's whole career. Career. Well, there's that guy that killed that juvenile cougar with his bare hands. And there's that mountain

man that killed a grizzly bear with his bare hands. Yeah, he bit that one to death, didn't he? Yeah, he pinched off its jugular vein. Holy God. Until it passed out and then he beat it to death with a stick. I'm not Jeremiah Johnson, okay? I cannot handle that. I'm not a mountain man.

That guy sounds like he was also a bear. It's the most epic thing ever. He got in, like some grizzly bear came at him, and then he. You're certain it was a grizzly bear? It was a grizzly bear. There's a plaque dedicated to the guy. When was this? 70s, I It was a grizzly bear. There's a plaque dedicated to the guy. Jeez. When was this?

70s? I don't know. Something like that. He was some, like, mountain man, survivalist guy. Interesting. Like, nature dude. Ugh. And he—

God. It was just a fight to the death. It was a Wyoming man. Wyoming. The bear attacked him, and he shoved its arm down its mouth. It choked on him. And then he got close and bit its jugular. That is a thing.

The biting the jugular thing, never heard that before. But I've heard of the punching. I've heard about that too. Because when a puppy or kitten is biting you, you poke its mouth and it goes, I don't like that. But it's all good. Just do that to a bear. If it's trying to eat you, just give them your arm.

Just give them a finger and be like, thanks. I was really jonesing for a finger. Mm-hmm. Yeah, I know when the guy was fighting the cougar, he said, like, oh, I knew to, like, not get, like, it on its belly because whenever I do that with a cat, that's when the claws, like, come out. So he, like, got on its back. Interesting.

That's terrifying. I feel like we're Joe Rogan right now talking talking about like yeah jamie jamie pull that up yeah do you listen to like what's your favorite podcast to listen to ian let's advertise other podcasts sorry alex alex jones no christ i really. I really like, I really like, oh. Coaster. Yeah, man. Don't mess up the table, Ian. God. This is my favorite coffee.

If it gets on this table, it's a better table. It's also wood polish. Yeah. I love that we're all matching today. The colors. I don't listen to a lot of podcasts, but my favorite podcast, I think, is The Dollop. It's a history podcast where it's like, there's like a historian and then like a comedian. Comedian doesn't know what the story is going to be each time.

Oh, cool. And he's just given a date and then the guy just starts telling the story. And it's like it ranges on like a whole lot of topics. Like one they did on um colonel sanders and it took like it took them it took the guy like 30 minutes to realize that it was a story of colonel sanders that's hilarious yeah um outside of this i listened to like i listened to radio lab which is dope it's always like some educational thing and then a lot of news like npr and bbc but man that can be so depressing. Yeah.

I don't like that. God, it's been tough, but I feel like, I feel like I'm like, Oh, I should keep up on it. You know,

like I don't want to hear about this stuff, but I can't just, I have the privilege of being able to hide away and not have to deal with it, but it affects a lot of people. And I'm like, okay, it's, it's important to know because their election is coming.

Yeah. I only listened to like, to, to like fun things. Cause like, okay, it's important to know because an election is coming. Yeah, I only listen to, like, fun things. Because, like, yeah, for instance, like the dollop, they just did one on the Donner Party. So that was really fun. Oh, yeah. That's, like, a fun time. Real fun.

Love that. Real fun. I tried to get into listening to, like, murder stories and, like you know what is what is it called like true junkies like murder junkies and i don't know crime junkies yeah probably and it's like i'm so it's so interesting in the moment but like the second you're like in your own world like it's terrifying i can't it's it's not worth it to me uh and then so it was just comedy stuff for the most part i'm just like i also just like listening to see like what other people do like tmg i always listen to them at the gym and then

lately chris d'alia when i'm driving nice it's crazy to do by yourself yeah same with bill burr he'll just go yeah just goes man i listened to bill burr for for a short second but it just it's just so weird i i think like the the the idea of doing a podcast by yourself is just the strangest thing because it's just a stream of consciousness kind of thing. Which really works if you're Bill Burr or Chris DeLeon because those guys can just go. You just do stand-up. You're just practicing stand-up or something. Yeah, essentially. It's crazy we don't have a laptop today.

Did you notice that? There's no laptop here. Well, because I heard you were hosting, so I didn't bring my laptop. No, this is a choice. Wow. Yeah, we didn't really have a whole lot to talk about. I mean, I wanted to talk about, I mean, it's cool. We got a new studio.

Yeah, baby. It's fun. Just filmed some stuff, and we just filmed it this week. That was my first time seeing it. We kept trying to convince the responsible people to allow us to Christian the building. Or christen the building. To Christian the building. Christian the building.

Christian the building. We threw Christian Slater at the building. We brought Krish from Twitter Vine. Yeah. Brought him in. But like you would christen a boat by smashing a bottle of champagne on the hull. Right. I wanted to, and many of us wanted to smash a bottle of champagne on the side of the building.

Cute, dangerous, but cute. But the responsible people were like, no, we can't do that. And I was like, that's what PAs are for. They can clean it up. Oh, my God. I did that when I was a PA. Or we just leave the glass on the ground and hey, that's a,

that's a cheap security measure. True. Yeah. It's basically like home alone. Yeah. Just keep,

keep those burglars out, you know, with glass. With glass. Yeah. Did you guys ever have any break-ins

at the Smosh house? Um. Or the studio? Because I know there was like the studio was there was a lot like back at the old smosh studio in sacramento yeah there was there was always like sketchy ass people in the back because it was kind of like a thruway for like homeless and destitute people there's actually a mcdonald's too so yeah yeah yeah so there was there was always like some sketch stuff we had to make sure that like the gate stayed locked or else people would like come into the back area and like look through the trash and try to take things but no like robberies that's good i don't remember anything you guys used to have a cat there

yeah we we had a we had a well remember like we were trying to name it you wanted to call it alley right i wasn't there yet what really oh okay so yeah there was there was a random like feral cat that that that found its way into the studio so we started like feeding it and we decided it would be the studio cat for as long as it wanted to be there and people want to name it alley i wanted to name it trash cat i like trash cat better it Allie. I wanted to name it Trash Cat. I like Trash Cat better. Yeah, thank you. Nobody else wanted to call it Trash Cat. That's stupid.

I know. So Trash Cat hung out for a couple weeks. You know, we fed it. We made sure it was safe and stuff. And then one day it just went on its little way. By that I mean it got ran over. No, I'm just kidding. I'm kidding.

Let's get a cat for the new place. I want to get a Smosh dog. A Smosh dog? Big or small? Medium. I want a big ol' Smosh dog. It either needs to be the biggest dog or the smallest dog. Can't be small. We have a lot of high

towers of props and stuff. I feel like a smaller dog, though, would fit better. Yeah, like medium to large, I would say. You know somebody could hook us up with Samoyeds, right? Yeah. So we can get a Samoyed.

Dude, you got to vacuum those dogs. Their fur is... It could stay in the cast room. We need a dog that's essentially a decoration. He's like a little pillow. You set him somewhere and he's like, I'm going to stay here for the rest of my life. That's a Samoyed. Those things are walking clouds. They're walking clouds with their energetic need to be challenged.

That's the thing is that I don't want, we can't have an energetic dog. We have to have a dog that's like a set dog. It's like, I'm going to chill. They're filming. Like a brown lab. I'm not going to talk. When I used to take Django to the dog park. Yeah, an old lab.

There was this great day and at this dog park that was so big. Like actually, like the height like, almost to my shoulder. And he was the, like, the owner, she was like, he's just the laziest guy. Like, he comes here and he jogs for, like, a minute, and he's done. And he's done. There's a guy, there's someone in my apartment complex who has a Great Dane, and they're very small apartments, but I don't think, Great Danes don't, they like to chill.

They like to just lay around. They're so heavy. That's their own workout. They're gentle giants. They're Godzillas. Yeah. Dogzillas. Dogzillas.

Yeah. Yeah. I feel like all the large, large, large dogs are all like super sweet boys. Yeah. Oh man, I met a Bernice Mountain Dog once.

They're the best. That was the sweetest cloud. Foofer. Just a giant foofer yeah dude i miss jango i'm not gonna lie i was actually just thinking about him this morning i mean he's he's living a great life but you know it's so hard to have a dog it is this job is like and just this week alone like i wouldn't i wouldn't have been able to do that like yeah it's it's insane well it's expensive like if you don't have been able to do that. Like it's insane. Well, it's expensive. Like if you don't have somebody that's there all times of the day,

then you got to take it to like daycare. And that's expensive. It's expensive and affects the dog's behavior. And it just doesn't help. It's also just like at a certain point, I'm like, I don't want to have a dog if I'm not going to be around with it. Like I want to be there with it. That was the pressure was like, I'm not giving it the life I want to have a dog if I'm not going to be around it. Like I want to be there with it. That was the pressure was like,

I'm not giving it the life I want to give it. So, and so he's got, he's doing great now. I think you did the right thing. Yeah. No, that's,

there's no question about it, but it's like, I love when people have dogs here, dude. I think I've said that a few times on this podcast. It's just like, I crave pets now. Like,

uh, the writers for mythical all go in there and they have their dog Mooshu. I'm just like, yes. But, yeah, the Shoe Goose is so insane. We were at it. What was it? It was 12 hours like every day. Yeah.

Yeah, I mean, it was a little heavier for you because we were one of the big shoots we did was a script that you were like very focused on. Yeah. A character that you've been wanting to do for a couple months. Yeah, it's crazy. This morning I was like, wow, I get to do my makeup like a girl today. This is nice. It was so strange. It felt like forever I hadn't done it because these past couple days I was –

it is this new character, and it's a teenage boy, and I had to like contour my face and like not wear as much makeup and even this morning like I wanted to dress extra feminine because I'm just like I was straight up a dude for two days like had and I was in it the whole time yeah you get really into your characters yeah you lose yourself it's kind of cool to see I go in and out like on once the cameras roll then I'm all in but once it's out I'm like okay

whereas you kind of like sometimes you're kind of like I can tell like when you get into Brianna Boho even when we're not filming you're still kind of like yeah

into it it's kind of cool to see I think it's funny it'll switch off though like I'll be like him and then Kimmy I'll like bump into Kimmy and be like oh my god

I'm so sorry and then we had a cool character for you in that sketch. Yeah, that'll be fun. I played just a despicable person, which is my favorite thing to play. Playing just terrible people is really fun. It is. Because you don't get to do that in, you know, IRL. So you get to get out all of the terrible, the terrible,

um, terribleness things that are inside of you. You just get it all out. And there's really bad characters. Yeah. I was excited for you to improvise that. I said some really, I said some really despicable things because we did,

we did, uh, we did some, uh, interview bits that were not on the script. So Ryan Todd was just throwing some random questions out. And yeah, I said some pretty terrible things. Nice.

Yeah, dude. Nice. See, I had a pretty easy week. I was on set because we need a lot of background and whatever, but I didn't have many scenes and one of the days i literally read close to 200 pages of a book because i was just chilling chilling all day this is nice so i finished that book yeah last week i actually read for once nice yeah what are you reading well you were telling me yeah it was It was when I was out at the yurt.

Oh, yeah, your dry igloo. Yeah. That's what it is. I just love that you call it dry igloo. That's great. Well, I was reading a little bit more of the book about Saturday Night Live. It's like a full history of Saturday Night Live from the very inception to, I don't know, probably the early 2000 thousands, maybe cool. That's all just through interviews with everyone that's in it. Like people behind the scenes in

front of the camera, they interview all the cast mates. Uh, it's kind of the book I think that made everyone realize that Chevy Chase is a monster. Um, and even like, cause I, cause I had always heard about that kind of thing but like the book that I'm the one that I'm reading was like republished and they have like a thing at the beginning that's like by the way this isn't a hit piece on Chevy Chase like hilarious

plenty of people said very nice things about him and he's done a lot of great things he did that vacation movie that was nice but everything else was bad. And then the other two, there was a bunch of weird-ass books that were in the yurt. I can't say yurt normally because it's just so silly. What is a yurt for people who don't know?

Everybody yurts. It is a dry yurt, but we're going to explain. A yurt is kind of like a permanent tent, but it's not really a tent. It's like this large circular structure, but it's not really a tent. It's like this large circular structure, but it's not like hard walls. It's like tent walls kind of, but it can be like the structure, the, like the frame can be like wood. Yeah. My uncle has one in his backyard and it's made of wood, but yeah. And it's, but they're designed to be insulated so that they can in hot weather, they'll be cool on the inside.

And in cold weather, it'll be warm. It was nice. I liked it. Yeah, the other two books that I sort of read that were in there were, there was one book from the 60s called Meet the Mormons. And it was all about, like, the history of, like, the sort of, like, beginnings of the Church of Latter-day Saints. Did you read it? I did. You read all of it?

Well, there was a bunch of pages missing that I couldn't decide if some Mormon person came in there and tore a bunch of pages out or something. They're like, this is, what? I don't know. Because it gets into the whole thing about the golden plates and all that stuff and the persecution. I did learn one thing, though.

One thing that I learned. I think we were talking about it. Utah State Bird is the seagull. What? Because according to this book, when the Mormons first came to Utah, they built this dam. They basically started agriculture in Utah. They planted all these seeds and like they're growing all their plants. And then,

uh, suddenly there was this like wave of crickets that were going to like destroy all the crops. And out of nowhere, all these seagulls showed up and ate all the crickets and saved the crops. So it saved the harvest. And that's why they have the seagulls showed up and ate all the crickets and saved the crops. So it saved the harvest. And that's why they have the seagull on the flag. That's awesome.

They're like, yo, thanks, seagulls. You got a massive shout out for the rest of time. Now get out of here. Yo, shout out seagulls. Shout out seagulls. Yo, any gulls out there? Shout out to all my gulls. So yeah, I got to learn about Mormons.

That was very interesting. And then I read a book. I didn't read all of it because it was long and the guy was a pretty terrible writer. But it was a book on how to hunt white-tailed deer. Nice. That's awesome. That's cool to peek into those different worlds. Yeah.

I mean, it was more like I just found it interesting about the idea of tracking an animal and learning like how an animal is able to like sense things and see things and hear things and smell things it's really interesting that's really cool did you guys ever have to do ar testing in school ar testing it's like some a reading i forget what the a stands for it's like annoying reading you just get to read a book and get quizzed on it and like but the more the more challenging book picked, the more points the test would be, and it would, like, add to your grade. I was, like, advanced reading. This is in middle school.

Maybe. No, no, no. Accelerated reader. Accelerated reader. Yeah. I never did that. No, I hated reading. I didn't.

In middle school? I hated reading until I was about 16. Yeah, from age 14. I didn't read anything up until about then. Yeah. I remember we had. Clef notes? Spark notes. Yeah, from age 14. I didn't read anything up until about then. I remember we had a book report in like, God, it was like 5th or 6th. No, it was maybe younger, where I had to read

Little House on the Prairie and write a book report, and I just didn't read it. And I like lied. I just made up stuff. And I probably could have spark noted, but I was so lazy that I just literally, and I just like failed it. I did that stuff all the time. I didn't start liking reading until I wasn't reading for school.

I just started reading on my own. And then I just started reading constantly and I still do. Yeah. I feel like there was a couple of things that I might have ripped off Wikipedia. I might have done some Wikipedia. I might have done some Wikipedia. But it wasn't rip off. I would take the things from Wikipedia, then rewrite them.

And so in a sense, I learned about it from rewriting from Wikipedia. It sucks the way that we're quizzed on things because books are so awesome and you do learn a lot. But having to read through it in a sense of like, I have to retain this information as opposed to enjoy this story and see how this story relates to things and the symbolism here and what I can gain from it. I mean, what's funny is I've read most of the school required books at this point, but I read them on my own. And a lot of them are my favorites.

But when I talk to people about them, they're like, I hate that book. And it's because they had to read it for school. did you read fahrenheit 451 i love fahrenheit 451 see everyone i know i hated that book of course but that book which is hilarious considering like that book is about yeah it's it's so good but um the book i just finished this week uh was all quite on the western front which is another often school required one. But that, yeah. It's just that you're forced to read it. Like I feel like if I went back and like read half the books

that we were forced to read, I probably would enjoy them. Like isn't like Count of Monte Cristo supposed to be like amazing? I love Count of Monte Cristo. It's incredible, but it's 1400 pages long. Oh damn, I'm not gonna do that. I don't know if that's school required by many,

but Catcher in the Rye is one of my favorites and that's school required which is hilarious because it's about a kid who hates school and hates everything I think that's why I liked it

what's the the sane asylum one One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest oh I haven't read that I haven't read that one I've been getting a lot of messages people wanting me

to put up book recommendations I might do it at some point do that that'd be cool yeah do a list of them. That's awesome. Because I've got a whole bunch.

Yeah, I've got my playlist on Spotify. You've got to have your reading list. You've got to have your online book club. I could. I could just start throwing out a book and have people say what they think about it. You've recommended books to me. I'm currently walking around with Golden Compass in my purse

everywhere I go because I love reading, like have for a long time, but it's like time, man. It's tough. And I got rusty for a while. I didn't read for a long time. So it's kind of like you lose that imagination kind of. Yeah. It's tough, man. It's tough to read.

It's tough to read at home where there's so many other things at your disposal. And you can just get such a more, for myself, I get way more stimuli from reading Twitter news or watching Netflix. It's the reward. It's the way that those apps are set up to keep feeding into the reward complex of your brain where you're getting a new thing every second.

But the problem is I realized with Reddit and Twitter and stuff, I don't retain a lot of it. Like I go through it, but the next day it's just the same process. It's not actually. Reading can be just as addicting as Netflix if you find the right books for yourself. But you talking like that, you smart school boy, smart graduated school boy. smart graduated school boy.

Yeah, graduated school boy. Shane. I haven't, so my graduation is in December, but I have finished all of my college classes. Unless there's some mess up and they throw something my way of like, oh, actually you need to take, but I've emailed them 15 times and they've said, no, you're graduating, you're fine. Yay. That's awesome. That's really cool, man. I'm done. I'm done, oh, actually, you need to take. But I've emailed them 15 times and they've said, no, you're graduating. You're fine. That's awesome.

That's really cool, man. I'm done. I'm done with school. It's been weird. This past two weeks, it's been super weird to get home and be like, oh, I don't have to do anything. Yeah, man. It's trippy. I've been wondering about that, like what you're going to do with all your free time now.

I don't know, man. Well, I have. You've been reading i think i've read i think i finished one book and i then i read another book and in this past two weeks so it's nice to yeah man yeah can you stop being so perfect jane i mean you know it's leg day and i'm reading uh jane's thriving today guys i like how i like how um like in the comments in the comments for the the video where we had olivia face her fear of butterflies like most of the comments are like shane is like the perfect friend it's just because of that one moment where i talked to her where she was all nervous and i was just like hey it's gonna be okay like i just you know

i was doing what anyone would have done in that situation. Yeah, but you did it. I just kind of like stood there, giggled. I can't watch those. No, it was pretty, it was like props to Olivia for taking that on. Because we all know how scared of Butterfly she really is. It's a legit phobia, man.

Yeah, and she stepped Butterfly she really is. It's a legit phobia, man. Yeah. And she stepped up. She really did. It's hard to see people I care about like that. I don't know if I'll be able to watch it like right now. In the next video, you know, I know you guys want us to face like another fear. I think my biggest fear is getting a million dollars. Oh, my God. I'm terrified of that.

Please don't give me a million dollars. I would freak out. Mr. Beast, where are you at? Mr. Beast, please don't give me a million dollars. I'm really scared of designer shoes. Oh, yeah, yeah. Like, you don't want any dog poo-poo on those Louis Vuittons, you know? The dog poo-poo's fine.

I'm terrified of Louis Vuittons. Don't fill a closet with them and just throw me in. Did you say Louis Vuittons? Louis Vuittons. A closet full of red bottoms? No. Ah! Ah!

Oh, my God. I want some Louis Vuittons. Someone dresses up as a giant shoe. A Vuitton. Comes running at me. Says Louis on it. That'd be great. That would be dope.

I'd just beat people to death with a very cute designer baton. Yeah. Are you scared of anything? Yeah, Ian, what are you scared of? Gucci? Commitment. No, I'm not. No, I commit.

I just don't follow through. That's part of it. That's part of committing. Yeah, I think that't follow through. Oh, that's part of it. That's part of committing. Yeah, I think that is not committing. Yeah, that is. Following through is the definition of commitment. Because if you commit to a swing, you follow through. What dumb thing?

That wasn't a good joke. What dumb thing are you afraid of? Like, because mine was dolls. Olivia's was butterflies. Yeah. I mean, I don't like spiders, but I feel like a lot of people don't like spiders. I don't, I mean, for me, it's like things deep underwater. Oh, thalassophobia.

Yeah. Yeah. Because we talked about- Damien has that too. Yeah. We talked about that before. Yeah. Oh man, I love the deep ocean.

It's a little spooky. Because I had a friend that was telling me about how she was, like, swimming out in the ocean, and there was just, like, sharks. Yeah. Yeah, they're there. And I'm like, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. Okay. Like, I feel like if I was underwater, it'd be a little less scary,

but it's the idea of like not knowing really what's below you oh interesting so it's like fear of the it's the unknown yeah so if i was like on a surfboard and i saw this like shadowy figure this giant shadowy figure move underneath me i go yeah that sucks um well ian we going to set you up on a date with a shark. Yeah. Okay. So you have to commit to the shark. But don't worry. It is a nurse shark, a career woman shark.

Oh, that's great. I'm looking for a career-driven shark. Nice. Very nice. I would commit to that. Very cool. If it's like a nurse shark, I don't give a shit. If I know it's not going to eat me.

And a lot of sharks are harmless, even if they're like a great white or something yeah but there is something really weird about just seeing a shadow like just the the darkness of the ocean like you just you just can't see everything it's also how big things are down there like it's not like oh small fit it's like a huge yeah there are things that are hunt like a 100 feet large down there. Also, I guess it's just the idea that like in a pool, you know how deep it is. But then like if you're in a boat in the ocean and you jump out of that boat into the water, you can't possibly comprehend how much water is between you and the ground. And that's so creepy and weird to me. And like how much shark pee is that out there?

Oh my God, so much shark pee. Do you know how much, what percent of the ocean is shark pee, you guys think? And poo-poo. Pee-pee and poo-poo. That's this podcast. We talk about pee-pee, poo-poo, sharks. God.

I just watched Unbroken. What's that? The Angelina Jolie directed movie. Oh. I love her, dude. It's like based on a true story of a guy in World War II, and they ditch their plane out in the middle of the ocean, and they're floating for 40 days.

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Interesting. But I don't know if this happened in real life but they like they caught like a bird and then they use that bird to like fish but then but then there's like sharks like swimming around yeah and they showed like this one thing where they grabbed a shark and pulled it into the raft and like ate the shark nice i'm like i don't know if i could do that man you just gotta do it you get the shark i don't know if I could do that, man. You just got to do it. You get the shark.

I wouldn't know where to start. What do you bite first? I mean. I don't know. The jugular. I've been watching the Shane Dawson documentary a lot. How is it? It's really good.

You're a big Shane Dawson fan. I mean, I have become very interested in his content. I used to when I was younger, like same time watching Smosh. Oh, do you like the blackface days of Shane Dawson fan. I mean, I have become very interested in his content. I used to when I was younger, like same time watching Smosh. Oh, do you like the blackface days of Shane Dawson? I was watching Ask Shane on Mondays, the good old problematic Shane that we all know and love. I remember I was a kid. I really enjoyed Shanaynay, but I didn't understand the wrongness of it. You know, it's just like funny voices and a bandana on his head. That's so funny.

Yeah. Yeah. And the's so funny. Yeah. Yeah. And the weird like eyebrow. Yeah. I think a lot of stuff from that era of YouTube, you look back and you go, oh, wow. Yeah. That's the thing. Like he did all these horrible things and people are like so pissed that he did those horrible things.

But millions of people were enjoying and watching him do those horrible things. People like don't think about that it's like he like stopped focusing on this one person when there's a lot of people who have problems and are growing too like yeah like i was a comment about society at the time too well i mean i think i think if if shane no knew the things that he knows now he wouldn't have done those things like Probably not, no. It's just ignorance, which is the same reason why we did some of the weird, terrible things back in the day.

It's just not being aware of culturally of some of the things you're doing. It's genuinely really hard to find a video from 2008 that you could play, that you could show people and not kind of be like, ooh, that's like everything. The internet in 2008 is cancelled. Dude.

But it's really, he's like the pinnacle of sticking around and like, because you've stuck around, but you're still in sketch comedy. Shane has completely rebranded and he's now in the conspiracy stuff like i was on his channel showing some people his stuff last week when i was on the vacation and like it was i was like whoa i didn't realize he did so many

little conspiracy videos like discussing like oh these are all iphone conspiracies or here's crazy weird things that were actually on tv in the 70s and really creepy like stuff like that yeah yeah it's cool how he made that pivot and it's hugely successful i mean like joji did it he used to be freaking i mean frank yeah i mean it's it's not just hugely successful it's like his videos are more successful than they've than they've ever been yeah he's at his like peak now it's which is crazy i was writing another episode for YouTube detention, and I'm really happy with how it came out, because I have a Shane Dawson-based character in there,

but I want to redo it because it's not doing justice to what he does. I want to beef up his character more. You like Shane Dawson as much as I love Dunkey. I love Dunkey. Dunkey is my jam. Dunkey's I love Dunkey. Dunkey's my jam. Dunkey's great. Dunkey is, I man. He's one of the only channels that I really like seek out. It's always a

banger. It's never not perfect. Dude, yeah. 10 out of 10. It's got something for everyone. Really though. He's so good. Did you see his weird Will Smith thing? Yeah. So great. I love that.

And then he tweeted. He's just like, good news. Will Smith has given me back my channel. It's like, it's so great. It's so weird. I didn't see that one. Oh my God. Yeah.

I love when I fall behind. You can watch a bunch of them. Oh yeah. Yeah. It's a treat. Yeah. It's a treat. What's crazy is how good he is at video games.

Like watching him play Overwatch, just annihilating people, but still making jokes mid-gameplay. Yeah. Well, I don't know how much, I mean. I know he voices over, but I'm saying like the way he's actually going about playing the game. Yeah. Like doing taunts and stuff in the middle of murdering people in Overwatch is so impressive. And then watching him play Metal Gear Solid V was just, God. I know. Chef's kiss. and stuff in the middle of murdering people in Overwatch is so impressive. And then watching him play Metal Gear Solid 5 was just, God.

I know. It's those things where like, I wish he could go back and do more of those, but it's like at the same time, I just want him to do what he enjoys doing. Cause I mean like, he got big first doing like League of Legends videos. And I think, I think um and then he's like

i hate league of legends like i don't like that i'm not gonna do it anymore and obviously everyone is pissed and he's just like too bad yeah well then the people of the company that was like they were kind of paying him to be there play it or something like he had some kind of partnership with league of legends right i didn't know that he was well or something. Like he had some kind of partnership with League of Legends. With Riot? I didn't know that. Well, they like, he had at least, you know how like some Instagram users like have contact

with people at Instagram and be like, hey. Oh, you think it was a partial brand deal? Or like just like, he was. It's a partnership. Yeah, or just like

he knew people who worked at League of Legends or the company. What, Blizzard? Oh, I'm sure. No. Is it Blizzard?

Riot, no. Riot. Yeah, he's just kind of going at his own thing, it seems, which is really cool. Yeah. I need a video game to play. I got nothing right now. Outer Worlds, baby. Yeah, I beat Goose Game so quick.

Goose Game is the best. Probably just going to hang out until Luigi's Mansion comes out this week. Oh. I'm debating on getting Sims on my own computer. New Star Wars game. Because that's the kind of stuff I love. Oh, yeah. There's a new Star Wars game coming out?

It's coming out, yeah. What is it? It's kind of like a Force Unleashed Dark Souls kind of thing. I don't think it's nearly as technical as Dark Souls. Oh, yeah. I saw the trailer for that. That looks really good. Fallen Order?

I think that's what it's called. Yeah. Looks like fun. Nice. Looks like a fun time nice do you know what i also heard about just speaking about geeking out over stuff um they're doing a greece series on hbo they're like it's in development right what we're about to have so many insane shows soon because all these streaming services are competing with each other. Disney Plus is just announcing everything. HBO Max is like, well, we're going to have this and this and we're going to have every Hayao Miyazaki movie. And there's about to be everything thrown at us.

I'm excited. I'm excited for, yeah, the Miyazaki films to come on streaming because you can't find them anywhere they're hidden gems Disney Plus is about to be the most insane thing to ever exist I'm ready for it I'm ready to watch the Apple Dumpling Gang Gang Apple Dumpling Gang Apple Dumpling Gang

what's that some random Disney thing oh those old Disney movies dude the fake ones are so good but you can't even tell if they're fake or if they're real cause like from the 70s. Oh, those old Disney movies that they're all on. Dude, the fake ones are so good. But you can't even tell if they're fake or if they're real because like in the 70s

like Disney did crap. Yeah, there's like There's memes? There's this movie that's got like Bruce Willis and a couple other actors from like the 80s

and it's like a couple guys like staring off and then there's an elephant with a parachute. Like that's the poster but someone redid the title so it just says let's fuck this elephant. Oh my god! guys like staring off and then there's an elephant with a parachute like that's the poster and but someone redid the title so it just says let's fuck this elephant there's a bunch there was one

this one's really dark but it's really funny where it's recess you know that old show it was recess had a movie so it's them all like coming down on ropes in front of an American flag. I remember that. But they rechanged the title to Recess Operation Iraqi Freedom. Pretty brutal. What the fuck? But it's so funny because it's a bunch of these kids looking all happy. The Photoshop's are on another level right now. Wow. There's a bunch of fake Disney Plus Twitter accounts,

and they're just posting this all day. It's so good. Because there's so many there's so many like movies and shows and stuff that Disney made in like the 70s and 80s that were just lost.

Yeah, the dark ages of Disney where they weren't like they were always huge but they weren't as huge as they are right now. Yeah, maybe this will be a chance for some of those

to like blow up. I hope so. They get memed. Yeah. Because there's this one Drew Gooden and Danny Gonzalez make videos about them. Yeah, maybe this will be a chance for some of those to like blow up. I hope so. They get memed. Yeah. Drew Gooden and Danny Gonzalez make videos about them. Yeah, dude. There's this one called, this one Disney movie called Once I think it's Disney. My grandmother was like the lead animator on it. It was called

Once Upon a Forest and no one knows this freaking movie and it's so frustrating to have those things that you just want to talk about with someone. So I'm just waiting. Is it a movie or a show? It's a a movie it's a cartoon and it's like little talking animals movie and they like go on this trek to find a plant really and it's really cute and there's this like doesn't say that it was disney it doesn't it says a hannah barbara oh hannah barbara yeah a 20th century fox oh well technically they do, so it's now Disney.

You can't retcon it. Disney runs everything. Just like Anastasia. Anastasia is a Disney princess, guys. Well, Ian's a Disney princess. Ian's a Disney princess. I'm a Disney princess.

So is Always Sunny. They're also Disney princesses now. Nice. Yeah. The Simpsons are Disney princesses now. That's awesome. That's right. I'm also pumped for all those

Disney Channel original movies, man. Oh, my God. Some Johnny Tsunami coming my way. But I have a feeling like Disney's going to pull that vault shit. Oh, what they're probably going to do is it's going to be like every month there's only going to be one Disney movie available, right? It's like this month, Beauty and the Beast. You can watch it. Next month, it's going to be.

So they have to keep people staying in. I hate it. I have a feeling they're going to that's what they do that's yeah that's they're gonna give you just enough like a you know like i'm assuming a crack dealer would do just give you just enough just a little yeah they'll have their own stuff in circulation you're so right i hate that that's what they always did with the um with the vhs's and stuff like they would they'd be like release from the Disney vault, Beauty and the Beast.

And you're like, wait, but why isn't this just for sale always? Yeah. It doesn't need like, too fucking bad. You will pay for this. Yeah.

Bitch. It sucks. It's, God, and they make them like $30. Yeah. Yeah. Beauty and the Beast,

diamond edition with more fur. The fur the Beast Diamond Edition. With more fur. The fur is even furrier. The Beast's eyebrows are slightly larger, you idiot. Belle's cleavage increased by 12%. Wow. Lumiere's a libertarian in this version. Who's Gaston's assistant?

Smeagol. Smeagol. I like that you based it off Smee from Peter Pan. I don't know his name. Because weren't people mad in the live action that it was like a little too homoerotic? Well, I think that they made him officially. They made him, they had like alluded to him being gay, but it was kind of making him the butt of a joke where it's like, ha ha, he's gay, but like he can't have anything. So people were upset that he was put in that light.

I see. Like they would love to have gay characters, but it was like, oh, you made him a joke. Yeah, I get that. Wait, a gay character being used as a joke? That's never happened in media. Yeah, you know, classic. What? What is this, anime?

What is this? What is this, 2008 Smosh? Oh. Oh, you did it. I can't do those Disney live action movies. I'm just not a huge fan. I haven't watched a single one, but I will watch them. Maleficent was dope.

I will watch Mulan when it comes out. Oh, yeah. Mulan looks dope. Maleficent is different, though, because that's an original. I'm just saying them just literally, I saw Lion King with my family, and my family loved it. To their credit, my family loved it. I was the only one that was just like, they literally it's just about word for word Lion King,

but just with CGI instead of animation. And I'm just like, okay, this is just. Elton John was shitting on Beyonce's soundtrack too. Oh really? He was like, he was like, it has no soul. Oh wow. I don't care about the Disney life actions, but I am really excited for Mulan

because it seems it looks like it's going to be more true to the original story of Mulan that'd be cool and it yeah it won't have

it won't have Mushu is that his name yeah it won't have Mushu there's no music there's no music because it's going to be

so this is just this is different this isn't just a full on remake this is a this is a retelling historical

more historically accurate version of Mulan I mean it'll probably still be an action film but yeah like I did not

vibe with Cinderella at all when it came out I was really excited for it cause like the idea of seeing a live action of an animated movie

it was like a model played Cinderella how do they do Cinderella that was the first that was the first one that was the first one right it was like 2015 cinderella that was the first that was the first one right 2015 yeah it was the first it was the first it was just just a blatant like they said with all of them they're just it's just literally word for word the same movie

just or just like live action but mostly cgi they lack a lot of the charm too because it's like yeah yeah there's charm in the animation yeah yeah because i kind of feel like that was like one of the complaints that I saw about Aladdin that they weren't. I didn't see that one. Because it wasn't like all live action. It was like live action with CG. So it like wasn't completely like human and like real, but it also wasn't like far off and fantastical as the cartoon was with the CG.

So it was just kind of like weird middle ground. Yeah. I have a hard time with it. But Sunny with a Chance is going to be on there. Guy Ritchie directed that. Aladdin? Yeah. What?

Yeah. Holy crap. Guy Ritchie. Yeah. Oh, I found this lamp here. Let's rob this fucking lamp. I got three wishes and two demands. And you guys are excited for So Random to be on Disney Plus?

I don't know if it's going to be on Disney Plus. It's got to be. If weird stuff from the 70s is going to be there. I don't know, man. So Random's going to be on there. I hope so. You're a Disney princess. I hope I'm a Disney princess.

I want to be a Disney princess. Guys, we have a few minutes left on the pod. Which Disney princess do you identify with the most? Ooh. Ooh. Me and my boys. Elsa's up there. Really? You relate with Elsa? Elsa's up there really you relate

with Elsa Elsa's tough man she like you know she's doing her own thing she's like I'm gonna solve my problems on my own whatever

I'm so excited for this but then realize so I need to I gotta rely on other people too um she's also a badass Belle does read a lot

oh but she yeah I haven't seen Brave, but I feel like I would relate to Merida. Okay. You should watch it. I should. I just, for some reason, I haven't seen it.

Does she count as a Disney princess even though she's Pixar? I mean, she was in Wreck-It Ralph with the Disney princesses. She's walking around. They got her casted at Disneyland. She's walking around. She's there. For me, it's Rapunzel, 100%.

I identify with her so, so much. That movie, I cry every time. I just relate to Mandy Moore. That's it. Just Mandy Moore. Which real-life princess do you guys identify most with?

Oh, probably. Princess Diaries. Yeah, Diaries. Dude, I love the Princess Diaries. I think they're bringing it back. You'll be able to see it again on Disney+. Was that a Disney movie? Yeah.

Oh, man. That movie is so good. That's like one of those movies that you see as a kid that I think actually holds up as an adult, unlike The NeverEnding Story. Come at me. Oh, I haven't seen that. It's so bad. It's so terrible.

Which one? The NeverEnding Story. Oh, I've never seen it. And everybody that grew up in the early 90s or 80s is like, it's so good. No, go back and watch it. It's a trash movie it's bad wait

just while we're on this topic you know we're talking about Mulan being remade and it's gonna be more of an action no music whatever

you know what I want make a movie called Bloody Mary it's Mary Poppins but she's just kicking ass kicking ass for an hour and a half

fast and furious level just beating the living crap out of dudes okay and then it ends with her flying over the house that she's about to babysit for. Yep. And dropping a bomb on it.

Yeah, have it be a prequel. And it's like she just straight up beat the shit out of a bunch of henchmen. And then it's like, all right, I'm off. We should write origin stories for people that don't have origin stories. Or her handler's like, we have a new mission for you. Yeah. And then gives her the slip to the house. Yeah.

Yeah. So she's a secret agent. Isn't that just Golden Circle? What's Golden Circle? Is there already an action kung fu prequel to Mary Poppins? It's Kingsman the Golden Circle. Oh, well. Kingsman, I love Kingsman.

Kingsman is a similar vibe. Yeah. So Kingsman vibe, but it's Mary Poppins. Kingsman is dope. And Mary Poppins could use a little magic, too. Like, she could use magic to mess people up. You know, like turn someone into a cartoon, beat the crap out of them, turn them back into real life, and then they're all messed up.

Well, somebody did that horror recut of the Mary Poppins trailer. Oh, it's so good. Yeah, those trailers are great. Same with Shining. Yeah. Oh, made it a comedy. Shining. Shining.

Shining. Oh, my God. They've got Peter Gabriel playing in the background. It's so good. Well, boys, thanks for hanging out with me. Yeah. No prompts. No computer.

Are we recording this? We're just chilling. No. I'm excited for the tour. I'm very excited for the tour, guys. Can I get their tickets? Yep. The tickets are available for sale now.

Oh, shoot. Now with this podcast out, you can get them. Go get them. Before they're gone. We can't wait to see you. So on Wednesday when the audio version is released, we will have tickets available for presale. On the newsletter. On the newsletter.

Yeah, if you're on the newsletter, then you get that shit. And then on Friday when the video podcast is out, tickets are on sale. They're out. They're on sale. You can buy them because that's how sale works. Because when you put things for sale, they're meant to be bought. So just complete the circle, guys. We want to see you.

I can't do some weird stuff. We have some really fun ideas, like you were saying. I'm excited. I'm going to spin around on stage. I'm going to do a bunch of spins. We're going to see how many times i can spin around before i faint and we promise we're gonna be two times as excited as the dober brothers are at their meeting only two times sorry we will maybe make eye contact yeah yeah or maybe give you a small smile and for the many of you who

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