Smosh Mouth - S1: #40 - Let The Aliens Vibe

Episode Date: November 20, 2019

Courtney, Noah, Olivia and Shayne reflect on their childhoods, decide on who they would call if they murdered someone, and explain why we should let future alien invaders just… vibe with us. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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And, like, twice in a row, he would, like, stare at her, like, really intensely, or be by her, like, just looking at her. And then 30 seconds later, she'd collapse. Every event that we have is being created, is happening more extreme. So if it was ever hot, it's hotter. If it's ever cold, it's colder. If it's ever cold, it's colder. If it's ever dry, it's drier.

And these things are happening more often in larger swings. I have to admit, you make a lot more sense now, now that I know that your childhood was a Diablo Cody movie. What's the weirdest thing that aliens would take as a drug from Earth? Molly. Molly, yes.

Aliens are just all in on Molly. Yeah. What was your first dance Your school dance like? It was in middle school and it was awkward as Shit all of the more Did you slow dance? No maybe at one point did But I was so nervous that I don't remember it

I just remember it would be Yeah by Usher It would be YMCA It would be a Ciara song. One Two Step. Yeah, One Two Step. It would be in every single middle school.

Yo, little kids throw it back to One Two Step. Be some JoJo. Some JoJonas? No, JoJo. Oh, JoJo's past me. Oh, yeah, that's right now. It's the end of you and me. A little too late.

I'd ask you to sing it, but we'd get demonetized. It's just a little too late. She literally existed for a little short period and me. A little too late. I'd ask you to sing it, but we'd get demonetized. It's just a little too late. She literally existed for a little short period of time. She's still around. And then she did Aquamarine, and she disappeared. Yeah, dude. She's around, guys. She's back.

She is around. Guys, welcome to another, a freaking another one, guys. Another one. Episode of Smosh Cast. This is Courtney hosting. Whoa, who's in front of me? Right here, we got the Shane Topp, Olivia Sway, and Noah H. Grossman.

That's the wrong initial. Noah, the number two Grossman. Andrew. It's Ian's middle name. Oh, wow. You have the same name. You look like an Andrew, to be honest with you. My mom was going to name me Andrew, but then she heard an argument about bagels and thought it sounded better. I know.

She was in a pool. She was in a pool. Yeah, she was. Public pool. This is how we know so much about each other. It's crazy. A lot of our lives are determined by pools. Yeah, your mom saved your life in a pool.

Yeah, that's right. I realize, I think this is my first, have I done a podcast With either of you? No Really? I don't think so I haven't No It's my first podcast with

I haven't done one with Keith either I've been This is a you issue Yeah Clearly Yeah Clearly Yeah what's the deal?

I've been wanting to do a podcast with Keith Because on set Keith and I talk the most crap Yeah No me It's non-stop Can I tell you something? Keith called me yesterday.

Oh. No, I can't tell you guys this. What? Oh, great. Yeah. No, it's a little offensive. Then you have to cut it. Cute.

But he calls me. Are we going to cut this? Yeah, I'm going to tell you what it is. Well, I'm not going to tell you in detail what it is, but me and Sam were in the car and he's on speakerphone and he doesn't really tell me. He's like, I have something to tell you. And all he does is just starts laughing and coughing at the same time. And we're like,

okay, what? And he's just like, Keith will be on the phone. We'll be hanging out on set. He'll just pull up his phone. He'll have his headphones in so he can't hear what the other person's saying. He'll be looking, he'll be FaceTiming and his phone conversations will go on for like two hours, but he never actually says a sentence.

He'll just be like. Yeah, yeah. Yeah. Oh, he was like, and he'll just like make a face. And then he starts laughing again. And it's that for an hour. Dude, he was on the phone with me for 13 minutes doing that. And I said, Keith, I don't understand.

Shane, you were actually, you and Olivia have been on a podcast before. Episode number two of the Smosh. Oh, yeah. That's right. The Smosh Kid. Oh, yeah. That's right. The second one ever. The second one. That's right. Didn't even remember?

Yeah, I realized that. But Noah and Keith, I have not. Yeah, Keith would have been here, but his audition is running a little late. Son of a... Hey, let's hope he gets it. Yeah. Let's hope he books that. Fingers crossed.

Fingies crossed. He'll be the next Will Smith. Yes, they're casting a new Will Smith. Just a new Will Smith. Yes. They're getting rid of Will Smith. To enter into next Will Smith. Yes, they're casting a new Will Smith. Just a new Will Smith. Yes. They're getting rid of Will Smith. To enter into the family to do it all. They need a new Will Smith.

Yeah. It's the dumbest joke I've ever said in my life. Why did everyone just stare at me? Why? Because you spaced out so hard, people. No, I didn't. I was thinking about something else. What?

Sure. I was thinking about why did Shane say Will Smith and not say Chris Rock because everyone thinks he looks like him. I don't know. The Chris Rock joke is old. Will Smith is on fire right now. Yeah, and Will Smith is like, he's kind of back on top. We were at a Mexican restaurant and there were these drunk girls that walked by our table. And then they came back out and they were just like giggling not at Chris

at Keith and they were like no you go no no no you go and then they were just like are you Chris Rock? Are you serious? I'm not joking

I witnessed this in front of my face and I was like no I'm like what? no Keith has similarities obviously and I think it's a lot of just like

the way they sometimes speak but they don't look not in actuality well this is the issue is one dude's like 58 and the other guy's like 28 so like off of the first thing you're definitely like

oh since when is Chris Rock like 5'7 and 30 years younger yeah like when was the last time he was so undershot his age or his height What if the Okay

When was the last time Those girls saw Chris Rock In a movie like 10 years ago Yeah well I think These girls These girls were very drunk Yeah But yeah

But Keith like plays it up He'll be like I can't do Chris Rock I'm Chris Rock Hello And they're like No these They said the thing

Chris Rock says Keith has just got such an infectious energy. He really does. When I'm on set, he's the one who makes me laugh the most. Like, I will break in the middle of scenes because I can see Keith in my peripherals laughing or cracking up. Whenever, like, something dumb is ever said, I'll, like, Keith and I will give each other a look because I know he's recognizing how funny it is too it's like high school you know in class like

someone says something and then you see your friend and you're like and then you just both start laughing like that's Keith like Keith is the most immature person but I love him oh yeah in the best way yeah and in the same way of high school it's like you guys will always be laughing about something and then I'll want to like hear what it is so I'll just like take a step closer and be like hey guys whoa there's some

laughter in the back of second period could i hang out he's like the type of person where i can drink at like 10 a.m and he won't judge me and you mean water water no i meant like hard alcohol hard alcohol you guys everyone needs a friend like that. Like I remember I told him that. I was like, oh yeah, this one girl is my friend where I can drink at 10 a.m. and she won't judge me. And she's like, you know what? That's a good quality to have in like a really good friend. It's like they don't judge you. Unconditional love.

I could murder someone in front of Keith and he'd be like, good job. You did a great job murdering that person. I'm so glad I'm an accomplice. He'd just laugh and cough. And FaceTime me later and laugh and cough. I think you guys are all friends. Like, you guys all kind of. Oh, yeah.

You wouldn't judge me. I mean, I wonder, like, if I were to call you and be like, Olivia, I killed somebody. I don't know what to do. Would you help me? I would. I'd be like, okay, let's figure this out. Let's pray together.

I don't know who else I would call otherwise. I would help you. I'm let's figure this out. Let's pray together. I don't know who else I would call otherwise. I would help you. I'm glad you would call me. Yeah. You'd probably know someone. You'd be like, I know a specialist. I'm like, don't worry, my mom knows someone. You always know someone.

Like earlier today, I was like, I've been thinking about doing acupuncture. And you're like, I have a guy that does acupuncture. I know a lot of, I have a lot of sources. But then it's also because I grew up in L.A. So, like, you know, at age 15, I was going to weird places just doing some investigating work. When I was a detective. No, I would just, like, I didn't have anyone to talk to. Only child syndrome.

I would just go linger at like I remember like at dollar stores or like liquor stores did you still have your roller backpack yeah it was so funny dollar stores yeah and I met many interesting people and I would just ask them a lot of questions and talk and like I would become friends with them and okay hold on we gotta Olivia how have I known you for four and a half years and i didn't know that when you were a kid you would linger around dollar stores and meet people and find out about their lives oh my god you guys wait what is your childhood well because um my first really good friend that i had in middle school was actually the custodian um wow we like because my mom wouldn't pick me up for three well ever since elementary school my mom would not pick me up for like two or three hours.

And then I'd be like, mom. And then she'd open the trunk. Yeah, I was at Kmart. And like, she was like shopping. And like, you guys can't really. It's very rare where I find someone who can relate to my childhood. Because my mom would just like leave me at school or like leave me in middle school. And in middle school, I stopped going to after school classes because I hated it.

So I would just like wait three hours like school would end at three I would she would pick me up at six and I would hang out with like I would hang out around the

there was a dollar store I'd go hang out and they would close at like five and then I'd go back to school and hang out with the custodian wow the custodian was cool

so cool what was his name and that was your first best friend that's cool we were very close I honestly forgot but we talked about it as kids and then yeah it was

talk about like you know shit I would follow him around trade Pokemon cards and then I would help him with this truthfully that's what I did and I really liked it solve mysteries under the school I would go to this place called Bentoya and I would hang out with

what is your life I would walk down the block and just like I I would hang out with... What is your life? I would walk down the block and just like, I made my stops. I'm like, hey, how you doing today? Wow. You were like Belle from Beauty and the Beast, but it was just this street with a dollar store. And there's a liquor store. Just hang out. Hey, Olivia.

Hey, Olivia. Hey, how's your wife doing today? Are you guys going on the cruise? I can actually relate to the, I still have to address this with my mom because it's something I really recently figured out because I'm pretty sure I was left places too. Like McDonald's Playplace or Barnes & Noble. Yeah. See, my mom would pick me up and I would have to then go to the YMCA because she would have a couple more hours of work and I would just chill at the gym. I wouldn't work out.

You taught anyone? No, I was very shy. I would often have a Game Boy or something or I would just chill around. You missed out. My first video game experience was a gym daycare playing Spyro. Oh, that's cool. I was like Hoda.

Hoda? You know who she is? No. You're talking about... I thought that was a video game. From Good Morning America? Yeah. Why are you like Hoda? What does who she is? No. You're talking about... Oh, I thought that was a video game. From Good Morning America? Yeah. Why are you like, Hoda?

What does that have to do... Because I interviewed everybody. So you interviewed the custodian. You also interviewed the liquor store. Yeah. And you were just a kid. How old were you? I wasn't interviewing them.

I was just talking to them. How old were you, though? That was when I was 14, 13. Oh, you just walk in and be like, what's up, Marty? And he'd be like, how's it going? He'd be like, how's how's it going how's your day going he's like selling alcohol yeah that's pretty cool can i have somebody's like no okay and then and then i and then i started getting a car and that's when i got dangerous oh because then you would drive around all of la and interview everyone no no because then i went to this bookstore on melrose and I met this dude and he was the first guy that he did.

He was the first guy I ever met. No, he told me about like, why am I being so random right now? Please. Like they, you know, like there's a form of art, performance art, where they would put hooks in their bodies. In their bodies? Oh. And dangle from a ceiling? Like the weird stuff. And so this guy that you met at a bookstore would do that.

Oh, no, no, no. He was the first one. Okay. When I was 16. What? Sorry. That was actually the second most memorable guy. What just happened?

The first guy was actually I met at an Amoeba. You know Amoeba? Yeah, I know Amoeba. This guy. Amoeba's a giant record store. Yeah, yeah. In LA. In LA.

It's about to close down. Oh, yeah. But I met this guy. I think his name was... I forgot his name already. He had curly hair. Anyways, he introduced me to a lot... I know this sounds really creepy, but

we were truly friends. I look like a little boy anyways, so there was nothing... Is that better? No, I was very not scary. And he introduced me to a bunch of awesome movies. And then he also was like, oh, yeah, I'm also making a documentary about people who were in Psycho. The movie Psycho?

Yeah. And this was a long time ago. You remember these conversations. Yes. But after these one meetings. They were not one meetings. You would be consistent friends with these people. Yeah.

We're Facebook friends. Wow. You still talk to these people? No. Absolutely not. Absolutely not. They're absolutely insane. That's crazy.

Well, I remember being so, because when you think about it, I grew up in a bubble and then I would go out into the city and I'd meet a bunch of people and obviously I would like to know about their lives. Wow. Because they lived a life that I didn't live. I have to admit this. You make a lot more sense now. Like, who you are makes a lot more sense now that I know that your childhood was a Diablo Cody movie. You were just walking around, repeating like, yeah, my best friends, a janitor, a stripper, and a liquor store owner, and a guy who dangles from books.

Dude, this guy invited me to a show, too. I was like, oh, no, no, no, I can't. Wow. Is it called chandeliering? What is that called? I don't know what it's called, but because this guy had a lot of body jewelry on him, and then he was telling me more and more,

and I think they didn't have an outlet. You know, how many customers go to the store and ask them about what they do outside of the store? Yeah, well, I'm at a bookstore. I'm assuming people are going to ask about books. Hey, this book's really good. Do you put hooks in your body and hang them in the ceiling ever? I remember this comment.

Wow, no one's ever asked me that before. You're never going to believe this. It's my passion. Wow. You want to be best friends for right now, but then we'll just be Facebook friends later. I'll never talk to you again. I mean, I learned.

I mean, I enjoyed doing that way more than being at school. No, that's awesome because my days after school were so fucking boring at the high school library. Should have hung out with me. Ignoring Johnny. Wow. My life is nothing compared to yours, Olivia. You were in LA too?

Not until I was 16. You could have hung out with me. We probably hung out. We probably were at some point. You guys have a lot of similar friends. We have a lot of similar friends that we were probably at the same party at some point. I was not. I was out.

You were off hanging out with Hookmaster Jim. You were hanging out with the mime you met at Best Buy. You could ask Sam too. Even now, I love meeting people and just asking them. Yeah, you're a very curious person. You love to talk to people and ask questions. I believe, that's the thing,

I believe everything you're saying. I know you're not making this up and that's why it's so insane And funny to me I admire it Because if anyone If anyone else said this I'd be like Stop lying

Yeah Yeah I think that's something I've always liked about you Is like you're You remember people's names And faces And you know people's lives

I don't I mean better than me Definitely better than me Nope Because I'm terrible at that shit There are people who are still Pissed off to this day That I didn't remember their name for like several months.

Yeah. It sucks. But yeah, you're very good at that. You know a lot of people. They're all going to help you one day. Yeah. Would you still, when you're just out, do you still meet, like do you still? I think I'm a little closed off these days.

Yeah. I kind of like, I was asking myself why too. I'm like, why have I not been, that curiosity has just been gone. I think it's just because I'm too famous now. Yeah. Right. It's probably because you're too famous. It's too, no, I don't know.

I still try. I don't know. But for some reason, I just feel like now I'm like, ah, I'm late to this. So I don't really have the chance. I don't have time to go linger. I think it's also the world we live in now yeah you're an adult

with responsibilities there's so much going on on your phone and everything whereas like it was much easier there was so much more time like 10 years ago even

of just like being bored it just doesn't seem like it happens as much now there's always something you could be looking at I don't I can't I legitimately can't think of a time

that I've been like bored as a kid even because I was the youngest of three children, I legitimately can't think of a time that I've been like bored as a kid even. Because I was the youngest of three children. Like I was literally just playing too much Xbox. Yeah, I just remember, see because I remember because I was, I had two older brothers. I was the youngest. I was

just always kind of doing my own thing. But I didn't get a phone until I was 14. And that was a flip phone that was broken in half and I still had to use it. Oh yeah. It was an old timey phone. So you had two pieces. It had two pieces and it just had a wire connecting them. And I was like, I was like, dad.

And he was just like, he's like, no, it still works. And I'm just like, yeah. He's like, you'll use that. So I was talking like in 1930s, like, hello. Who would you talk to? Nobody. Like himself. Yeah.

It just was a prop. Up until then, like if I was out somewhere, like, if I didn't have a Game Boy or something on me, I was just sitting there, just like staring off into space. I'm sorry. Because I'm looking at you and you reminded me of something. Yeah.

Being ugly, what's that like? Being a stupid idiot. What's up with that? You reminded me of this waiter, waitress that I knew. Which one? Okay, good. You got to go on. Well, I just hung out with them all the time.

Anything interesting about them that you remember? What kind of restaurant did they work at? Well, this was a restaurant in China, and my parents would take me there, and I hated sitting with them, so I'd go sit with the waiters and the waitresses during their lunchtime. And I remember for my birthday, they bought me a tiara. Aww. What? That's really cute.

Yeah, and I think that's how it started. You're like so many Disney movies put together. That's how I see your life. It's like little stories of the main character who just stumbles into a magical world where like everything is nice and happy and friendly but that's just because like it's just a little sweet kid that was yeah i really the thing is i wish that as a kid you had stumbled into a fan like if you've discovered narnia because you wouldn't think it's weird you just kind of like all right and then you just go and like hang out with like fantasy creatures you're when the other kid enters narnia and

they're like oh you're not the first. There was someone else who came and now you've been there for like a hundred years. Yeah. I'm a hundred. Yeah. You're the queen of it all. Yeah. That's you.

Yeah. Just a century old goblin. Well, we didn't say goblin, but. That's new. You know, if that's what you would like to be. If that's what you want, then you can have that. So you would just drive to LA and be like, I'm going to go to this record store and see who's inside. Wow, that sounds like me in an open world video game.

I was, yeah. Or not just go, I'd just be talking to people. You would just talk out loud in the recording space. That doesn't, do you ever have those moments though? Like sometimes we get so used to our routine where I'll go home after work and I'll be chilling in my apartment and I'll be like, if I wanted, I could get in my car

and just go anywhere I want. You can. But like, I forget that. You get so used to your like. Come with me on an adventure. How often do you go on adventures? I actually thought about it yesterday.

I'm going to go look for a tagine. A what? A Moroccan clay pot. Oh, are you okay? And the thing is, I could, I could order on Amazon,

but I'm impatient and I really want to go find like a Moroccan like food store where they can sell it. And I think in that I can meet many. So it's quicker than Amazon for you to go to the Moroccan food store? It's more interesting. I'll agree with that. It definitely is to go. Where would you start to find it? What is it called?

Well, there's a thing called a Yelp. But what's a tagine? A tagine. What does a tagine do? It's like a slow roast pot. I was really inspired from Dave Chang's food show. And I was like, I want to slow cook something in a tagine. And I was like, I haven't done that.

I haven't been searching for something in a long time. I used to like have such weird, obscure things I would go search for like henna ink, you know. I'm not even making fun of you. And I would go like 20 miles away from where I lived and go find henna ink or like I'd find

specific things and I think there's another specific thing I can go find and then like meet some people on the way. My soulmate. And I don't even vlog this, guys. This is just for my own self.

You're going to go on a quest and you're going to meet colorful characters on your way who will soulmate. And I don't even vlog this, guys. This is just for my own self. You're going to go on a quest and you're going to meet colorful characters on your way who will join you and together you will find that... Olivia's Dora Explorer.

Mm-hmm. Yeah. Mm-hmm. Yeah, but an evil witch tries to stop you from getting the tagine. The evil witch is... This tagine is mine!

Disguised as the 405 freeway. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. That's a big disguise. Large witch. That witch caused the Getty fire to stop you. There's a fire. Everything is on fire.

I have a question. Does the fires have to do with climate change? Yeah. I don't know if that was a bait. I don't know if I'm being baited into talking for 25 minutes. Do we know how they were started? Do we know how they were started? Do we know how they were started? There's so many ways.

Climate change is creating the environment for massive fires and other things. Really? Yes. Decades of drought, low humidity, high heat,

high winds. Is that how winds start? Every event that we have is being created, is happening more extreme. So if it was ever hot, it's hotter. If it's ever cold, it's colder. If it's ever's ever dry it's drier and these things are happening more often

in larger swings the cold snaps and the so anything that was bad before is worse now the weather is being super hurricanes everything is caused by it but i want to know the site scientific i mean i don't know we're not scientists i would if i were i think i read a thing where it's like because of the changes in temperature up north that causes a lot of fluctuation around the whole planet. Up north as in like? Like North Pole, but just also the temperature in general. Temperature is what causes most weather and climate, everything. Earth is special because we got one super orb of climate where all hemispheres interact.

You know, the airflow goes from here all the way there. It flows around. But planets that aren't inhabitable, like Saturn and Jupiter, they have weather bands, areas where only certain weather events happen. So like on Jupiter, there's the big eye or there's certain bands of storm of different colors and different things. That's how the Earth is getting. Certain areas that were dry are now going to just stay dry forever. Certain areas that are wet are going to just start getting wet.

Why is that happening? Just because the way that our ecosystem works is dysfunctional. Don't tell people that. Sorry. I drive a Prius. Olivia drives a giant unicycle, you know, with the big front wheel and the small tiny wheel in the back. A giant unicycle. I actually ride on my own backpack.

With two wheels. Whoa, I've got this. There's this new company that makes unicycles with two wheels. Whoa, I've got this. There's this new company that makes unicycles with two wheels. Okay, but I also don't eat meat, so there you go. Oh, yeah. I didn't. Hey, Olivia, just so you know, it's not your fault. If our climate goes down, it's not your fault.

There's a lot of things we can all do individually, but it's not our fault. Yes, I agree. Yeah, I've talked about this post. What have you been doing? Have you seen that post that I put on my story occasionally? I've talked about it. It's like, for the person who recycles and has a compost but isn't aware of our homelessness situation, thank you.

To the person who donates regularly to this children's hospital but has an H2 Hummer, thank you. Because it's like, we're all doing our best. We can't all do everything. Can't do everything, yeah. So I didn't mean to tease you about your Range Rover.

We're not all Captain Planet. Not everyone is. But I do think that the climate change stuff is definitely a high priority of what we should be thinking about. That's bad. Yeah.

How come the aliens aren't helping? Why don't they just come over and be like what the fuck dude they stopped by and they're like oh I give up bye

really yeah you think they gave up what if like in that time period when all the aliens were all of a sudden showing up

and were like whoa whoa what's this and then they saw what was going on and they're like oh we're never coming back we lost our chance

to be the cool people you showed me on oh yeah yeah yeah shit unexplained some shit like that yeah that one really blewxplained. Some shit like that. Yeah, that one really blew my mind.

That stuff is the stuff that's coming out now. That's like all the... I was telling you guys about it. It's all the little videos that are coming out. That's like the Tom DeLonge group and all that stuff, which is like, it is whatever it is. Maybe it's aliens. Maybe it's, you know, secret military, whatever, whatever.

But it's just the fact of like, obviously people aren't crazy, though a lot of people are crazy. These videos are real when it's like other i'm gonna get really nervous when aliens just start like coming down and they're like all right we're gonna round up as much frosties uh yeah they just play stations it's like it's like uh-oh they're getting the good stuff we made they're getting out of here quick grab the game boys and go that's so funny a world where like we get brought in, we get colonized into an intergalactic group

and now we export just the best things from Earth. Oh, that'd be... And then they have an Earth version of... They have on their alien planet, it's just a giant Disneyland, but it's just Earth land. Yeah, it's Earth stuff. There's a Disney store,

but it's just Earth stuff. Oh my God, that's so cool. Welcome to America. Eat so cool. Yeah. Welcome to America. Eat fried chicken. Yeah. And drink Pepsi. And drink Pepsi. And they'll be like, wow, that was the best ride.

Pepsi would not be what represents us. I don't think so. No, it'd be Coke. Coke would represent us. As Earth. Coke would be our drink. You know what? Coke and Pepsi would come together and they would just build like a Disney drink.

It would be. It'd just be called something like that. It would be Coke and some beer. Coke, beer. It would be Coke and wine. Because wine is like a very historic, it's like the alcohol. Ages well. They'd be like, wow, look at this stuff they found that really messes them up. But it wouldn't affect aliens because their chemistry is different.

You can see it traveling through their body. It would just not affect them. What's the weirdest thing that aliens would take as a drug from Earth? Molly. Molly, yes. Ali as a drug from Earth? Molly. Molly, yes. Aliens are just all in on Molly. They're listening to Calvin Harris on Molly. Like, ah, this is great.

Fucking Earth, man. Yeah. Oh, have you heard Charlie XCX? Yeah. All of a sudden, aliens come to Earth to camp out for three days in a desert and do Molly. Dude, what if some alien showed up to Coachella and everyone was just like, whatever. They're vibing too. There will be people like that.

I mean, they were at Area 51. That's insane. Right? They're like, let the aliens vibe. Yeah, leave them alone. Let them vibe. Would you guys do alien drugs? If aliens came down and were like, take this.

Yeah. It depends. If they were like, take this. It's really fun. There's a part of me that would think, oh, will this make me a superhuman? Aliens come down and they're like, here, take this pill. I'd be like, oh, okay, Morpheus, alien Morpheus. But if they came down and were like, take this, it'll make it.

It's crazy. I'd be like, I don't know. If it's crazy for you, this giant jello monster, then God knows what it would do to you. I don't think they would speak English to you. I mean, or they put it, they like land, they like jam some chip into my ear, and then they're like, now you can understand us. It's alien Duolingo. And I'd be like, cool. Or they transform into like, cool.

Or they transform into dead celebrities. They transform into Marilyn Monroe. Or Elvis. Oh, that's cool. Yeah, just Elvis. It's like, hey there, I'm from Saturn. Because they don't want to look threatening. Try this, try this, Molly. Why is Johnny Bravo, I guess Johnny Bravo.

Hold there. That's pretty threatening. Do you think they have an Area 51 on their planet and they have humans in there? They think there's humans? They wouldn't care. We don't know. We don't know. What if they were like, literally, what if they were evil?

They're not. I don't think, I don't think they would even. Pretty evil to see us destroying our planet and not help us. No, they would not have morality at all. They would have alien morality. Yeah. That's our human construct. Their belief is so different

than ours. Maybe it's not, they're not very, as an alien, I wouldn't understand. Yeah, honestly. Maybe they gain their power from hugs.

Yeah. And they're like, quick, our spaceship can't leave unless we hug enough people. Here, get in here. Oh, yeah. That's what it is.

That's really cute that's crazy I was gonna say what's your guys' favorite alien movie The Arrival remember the one what's the Seth Rogen one

this is it this is it Ted Ted or something it's not Ted because that's his teddy bear what is his alien one Paul

yeah it's okay I never saw that I don't know I loved Signs as a kid it scared the crap out of me Signs scared that was the first movie thriller

that I'd ever seen it turned me off of scary movies for years really I love yous as a kid. It scared the crap out of me. Signs scared. That was the first movie thriller that I'd ever seen. It turned me off of scary movies for years. Really? I love the... You guys should watch The Arrival. Oh, that movie's awesome. I love it. I love how it touches the language and everything.

Mars Attacks. Anyone? Oh, yes. Mars Attacks is so good. So weird. Never seen. Mars Attacks is really good. Never seen.

Sexually Awakening. That one's a comedy, but I was too young to get that it was a comedy, so I found it funny, but it was also scary. It was scary and sexually awakening. Just a lot of movies were very sexually awakening for me where you're like, whoa. Xenon was pretty cool. Yeah, it wasn't sexually awakening, though. Remember the pop star that came? Cetus Lapetus.

Cetus Lapetus. Yeah. I think the only movie that was sexually awakening for me was Harry and the Hendersons. That's not Aliens. That's Sasquatch. That was like the Hendersons. That's not aliens. That's Sasquatch. That was like way before my time. That's so funny. It's before my time too,

but I just remember watching it at some point. It's actually really sweet. Some family, they meet Sasquatch. He becomes part of their family and by the end, even though he caused a lot of ruckus, he becomes their best friends. No way.

But then they take him back. There's actually a really, I'm going to spoil Harry and the Hendersons. So if you really want to watch Harry and the Hendersons, just move forward by like 30 seconds. So at the end, they bring him back to the forest and there's this really cool shot. It's really cool. I've always remembered this. Where he walks into the forest and it's the forest clearing. And then they had a bunch of actors dressed as Sasquatches, but they were so blended in.

They all start moving and you realize there's like 50 right there and i'm like whoa what if there is a bunch of sasquatches but they're so well camouflaged that you never see them my i think my uncle who lives up in aspen colorado fully believes in sasquatch yeah that's so fun yeah it's dude when i go out into the woods ever when i go camping or anything you believe stuff could be out there because it's so big. It's so expansive. It's so dark at night. And yeah.

No, there's probably stuff up there. Is Sasquatch smart? I mean, they believe it's just a very smart ape. But I think gorillas were kind of like this mythical beast up until like the late 1800s. I think there's like a religious background or a theory that God or whoever punished a person. It's Jesus. It's Jesus walking around. That it's Cain? Yeah, it's Cain.

They made him all hairy? And they punished him to be like living forever. And so he just became this giant hairy being. Ha ha. Wow. You got to hang out in Oregon now. Ha ha. Yeah, you're a bunch of losers.

Yeah. I don't know if I believe it, but I believe there could be an ape that we haven't. We keep finding new species of animals. It's possible there's just like a type of mountain orangutan chilling. It's like 10,000 years ago, there's like seven different types of human, including us. Right, right. There's smaller ones, bigger ones, smarter ones, less smart ones. But we were the ones that survived because we were able to form groups and yeah we adapted yeah yeah and i mean necessarily the smartest

one though but we were the most effective at taking over territory we're also the ones that created fire even neanderthals neanderthals were in groups and had language and culture and stuff i mean you know yeah that's crazy because didn't you say like there was like almost kind of like dogs there was like different breeds just well. Well, just like, yeah, there was different species of hominids. So yeah. And then we blended. Yeah, there was a lot of like, because a lot of people with European ancestry

probably have like 1% or 2% Neanderthal DNA. Did you ever read Sapiens? No, but you were telling me about it. I really want to read that because I love that type of history. I tried to audio book that thing and I was like 48 hours, that'll be easy. I got through like eight that because I love, I love that type of history. I tried to audio book that thing and I was like, 48 hours, that'll be easy.

Yeah. I got through like eight hours of it and then I just kept listening to the first eight hours because it's so much information. It's a lot. It's a lot, man. So I need to get back into it.

So I know eight hours of it. I need to do audio books, honestly. They're great. They're good, but also I need to read a goddamn book. I realize now,

like the last time I actually tried to sit down and read something, like physically, that was like 300 pages long that used a large repertoire of vocabulary. Like I don't know

the last time I touched it and that's something I need to get on. Now that I'm done with school, I've been reading again. It's so nice. I mean, reading for pleasure.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Reading to please myself. Fictional or non-fictional? I've been reading fiction, but I'm, well, both. So my plan of attack with reading right now is to have one fiction book one non-fiction book and a book of poetry that i'm

reading wow kind of switch through them so the non-fiction book i'm reading is about cleopatra which is really dope uh thing i learned from that book is uh cleopatra probably never saw the sphinx because by the time she was ruling it was was already buried in sand and like ancient ruins because ancient Egypt, the pyramids and stuff were built 2000 years before she was ruling. So I think we actually technically live closer to Cleopatra than Cleopatra lived to ancient Egypt. And there's alien connections to the pyramids. Yeah.

And also aliens built the pyramids. The inside of the pyramid, they say it supposedly resembles almost like an SD card. The way it's structured inside, it's similar to that. An SD card? Wow. It was a Nintendo Switch. Yeah. It had tilt and everything.

No, but I remember hearing something. I feel nervous because lately I've been bringing up stuff that I remember, and I'm worried I'm getting things wrong. But I'm pretty sure, as somebody mentioned, like that is it is just a theory. One of those conspiracy theories were like the layout of inside resemble or like there's some parts of it that resemble like a memory card. But doesn't that kind of discount the fact of people being enslaved in Egypt? And see, I don't know. All of that is so that could have still easily happened in the

air because also like technically like the only thing that proves as far as i'm aware and i'm sure there's a lot of jews that'll be upset at me but the only thing that states as far as slaves of jewish slaves is the torah there's no proof that there were jewish slaves that were then released in egypt so i don't know if slaves built it or like a slave class i'm sure at the time i think unfortunately it's more like just built it or like a slave class I'm sure at the time I think I think unfortunately it's more likely just because it's such a prevalent thing and but aliens could have been behind it all the stuff that I've read is I don't know from and also people throw Nikola Tesla out of proportion all day long but apparently he studied the pyramids and it's something to do with

369 is the way that like... Damn, you're fine. Yeah, 369, damn, you're fine. But something in the way of how... Tesla looked at the pyramids like, these are frigging hot. Yeah. It's something with how electricity works. And it's like the placement of the pyramids and then the fact that the top apparently was like a metal structure on the point. And the way that they had and the fact that they were connected to rivers underneath.

Something where it actually could have been some sort of battery, whether or not they used it that way, but it could have created charge. Damn. Related to that, something cool I learned just to share and to go off in a different direction. You know how spiders, they fly with their webs? Yeah. No idea. So it's not, you've never seen the spiders? Oh, it's like magnetic fields or something.

Yeah, yeah. What? It's called ballooning. Yeah, ballooning. Spiders balloon, which is they throw their web in the air in order to fly away to another place and they can travel long distances. Yeah, you've never seen that? No, what? Oh my God, you need to look up the big events.

Was it in Spider-Man? No. No, but I'm surprised he hasn't done that. Hasn't ballooned? Like just make a little parachute and just... What if they use the web as a parachute? No, they use it more as a foil. And it's not fully wind. You probably know more than me, but I did see like the Twitter moment version of it where it's like, it's not like they're like wind gliding.

It's like, it's like the electromagnetic fields of the earth. They literally like are flying. Just pure determination. Wind isn't a part of it at all. They proved it because they put them in boxes and then just created different currents in the air. So what happens is the floor of the earth is negatively charged and then the ionosphere and just the air is positively charged. And so the spider will go into a plant, which is attached to the ground.

So the plant is technically negatively charged and they'll get to the top of it and then they'll throw out their web, which is, I guess, able to then become positively charged from the ionosphere, the environment. Why do they do this? So that they can then fly. They fly through static electricity, essentially.

But they can travel far distances. But it's like instead of flying using the air, they fly using electricity. It's even more reason not to trust spiders. It's just a different way to do things, yeah. It's just cool. That's really dope. Yeah.

And terrifying. If we were light enough, we could. There's a little spider on my ceiling. It's been there for two days. It's probably dead. I just look at him mad and I leave because I can't reach him. Will you just let it stay with you? He's just getting closer to my bed each day, you know?

He's going to conquer it. He was in his bed and he looked up at a ceiling. There's a spider right above him just upside down on the ceiling. He's like, don't you fucking... And then just fell right on it. He's like, fuck. I've woken up to a spider crawling down, going to be on my face. And I freak out.

One time, this was forever ago, I was watching TV. And a spider came slowly on its web, dangled down right in front of the TV, and just dangled there for a bit. And then just slowly went back up. Like, hey, what are you watching alright see you later it's really funny

that's amazing spiders freak me out yeah it's unfortunate I can't do them how was the have you talked about the fears video

on here yet oh no not yet oh yeah facing butterflies yeah I was not I don't like it I still hate butterflies yeah I mean

I'll be honest that probably wasn't the most professional way to address an actual phobia, but it was cool. Well, now I'm not like, ah, I saw a butterfly, dude. I'm like, ugh, annoying. Now you know, like, what they eat and stuff. Oh, my gosh. Don't even get me started. Don't even get me started. I was just like, ugh, you're just so annoying to me.

Yeah. It's not like, ah, it's just like, I'm like ah It's just like I'm over you why are you here Yeah why are you in my freaking space It's fine Yeah whatever How are you doing with dolls Oh you didn't like dolls That wasn't even like a

Facing a fear of dolls They put me in a hell box And had a professional mime in a scarecrow Slowly inching towards me. That was more of a prank. Yeah. It was rough. Mine was not a prank.

I almost wish mine was a prank. Yeah, yours was set up like you were actually facing your fear. Mine was, hey, let's try to, how do we make Shane feel like he's about to be murdered, but he's not going to be? But he's being filmed, so he knows it won't happen. He knows it won't happen. Or will it? That'd be pretty funny, though.

If they actually murdered me on camera, it'd be pretty cool. A lot of the comments on the Olivia video, everyone loved how he kind of stepped up to give me a hug. Oh, yeah. You know, we were filming for so long. We were filming just this whole process that I think we kind of forgot that it was on camera,

but I was, you know. I think a lot of it was edited out, but Shane was really there for me if you ever need a kidney hit me up damn dude that's nice that's why I did that yeah I was like you never know I'm thinking ahead of if I might need a kidney so I need to I need to do Olivia solid and be for her it was interesting because I remember in this split moment of I really needed someone there with me I the only reason why I hesitated on who I wanted to pick to be there with me was because I didn't want to hurt other people's feelings. But, like, it was right off the bat, like, for sure you out of anyone.

Thank you. Yeah. That's really fucking sweet. I just know that you're very reliable in my eyes and I trust you and I feel very safe when I'm with you. I can agree with that. Shane is a very trustworthy guy. Yeah. Yeah. Like, I know you and I feel very safe when I'm with you. I can agree with that. Shane is a very trustworthy guy. Yeah. I know you will protect me.

Noah's all right. It's all right. No, you picked the right person. I would have been like, Olivia. Oh, wait, no, these are kind of scary. Wait a minute. No, Olivia, wait a minute. Up close.

I think the problem, yeah, Noah's so honest all the time that you would just be like yeah this is gonna be really awful yeah oh my god you're the realist Noah's always gonna Noah's always going to tell you exactly what he's

you're the realist you're gonna be more traumatized after this then but that's you know I would have picked you too maybe I don't know any of you guys just make me feel safe oh yeah i mean i i'll be honest like i haven't i still have not

watched those videos it's really hard to like see people that i care about going through stressful situations um so yeah so that's why i ask because know, I wanted to know what it was like without having to see the pain in your eyes or something. I mean, Olivia, you faced it, you know, that was cool. Did you eat one? Yeah, that was the goal. Right, to catch one in your mouth. Have you ever put a moth in your mouth? Why?

I feel like I have done that. Wait, can I tell a story? Yeah, you can tell a story. Okay, I guess it's not my story to tell. No, this is actually the first time that I'd ever been told anything about drugs, about weed. My brother had stayed with a friend of his. My oldest brother had stayed with a friend of his. And he said, and I don't know why he was telling this story to me, but he said that his friend's roommate wanted to smoke a joint, I guess, and asked his friend to roll it for him.

And my brother told me that, I guess, because they didn't want him to smoke in the room or something. Essentially, he rolled a dead moth that he found into this guy's joint, and then he smoked it. That was the first time I learned about joints, but that made me think that joints all had, like, dead bugs in them. How did that, wait, how did that process, how did, how? Oh, because you said have a

moth in your mouth, and it made me think of the only time I know someone who had a moth in your mouth. How did he let a dead moth? your mouth how did he let a dead moth so I think there was already a dead moth like in their gross apartment

and then while someone else was in another room he literally just put the body of the moth into the joint paper and rolled it

so this guy cremated a moth in his mouth okay the end of that well that's weird yeah that's for anyone listening

that's a lot I'm sorry that's all I Yeah, that's for anyone listening. That's a lot. I'm sorry. No. That's all I had to add. Wow, Noah. That was a great time. All right. Sorry, time.

Fuck. Wow. Yeah, the haunted house thing was definitely scary. It's not like my worst fear, but because like that, the being alone in a haunted house is really scary. Yeah. I hate it. It's a bunch house is really scary. Yeah, I hate it. It's a bunch of strangers in masks.

My sister has this huge fear of, like, mascot costumes and, you know, like, Chuck E. Cheese costumes, stuff like that. After hearing her explain that fear, it's like, okay, I get it. Yeah, because there's all these people in masks and you're just trusting them in this dark room. They could do anything to you. Literally anything. Anything.

If I were a mask and I saw you, I'd be like, hey, want to go eat ramen? I wouldn't probably be able to hear you because it's a very loud haunted house. I'd make sure you hear. Well, Olivia would just be walking around there because she's waiting for her mom to pick her up. Aw. Yeah, I found this haunted house and I'm just going to talk to the ghosts here. Oh my God. Guys, you want to hear a pitch for my haunted house? Yeah. So I think it's the scariest haunted house And I'm just gonna talk To the ghosts here Oh my god Guys you wanna hear

A pitch for my haunted house Yeah So I think it's The scariest haunted house Possible So you can only go in As a small group Like four maximum

And you go into What you think is gonna be Like a really scary house But you just end up Walking into what looks Like a normal Like two story house And you just watch

A family fall apart In front of you You just watch So hereditary It's just Death of a salesman Yeah essentially that That was? It's just death of a salesman. Yeah, essentially that. That was just a showing of death of a salesman.

Yeah, but just up close. That was just a Tennessee Williams play. Wait, Shane. I don't know if that's... What's up? Didn't you have that haunted house thing where people touched you and stuff? Yeah. I forgot.

Oh, I remember you telling me this story long ago in improv class. Oh, my God. A friend of mine and i years ago signed up for this this haunted house called blackout where you sign a release so that people in this haunted house can touch you and mess with you and whatever and you go in by yourself wow and so you go in one at a time and each it's like 10 minutes in between each and and like it's in this building in downtown LA we went at like 2 a.m. and oh my god it was nuts and yeah like it's just like you go into this room high ceilings but everything's draped with like like plastic so you can't see anything but you're hearing screams

you're hearing people like freaking out whatever and so my friend goes in first then the guy opens up the sheet and he like shines a light in your eye really quick and then like cuts it down like asking if you have epilepsy or what are seizures whatever anything he's like he's like all right go follow the line run and like i walk in i see this blue line in front of me and then he shuts the sheet and it's pitch black and i start like trying to move forward but i'm like i can't see anything and then someone grabs me from behind and just starts pushing me and I'm just moving I'm just moving really fast and then I get stopped and then I'm there for like I think I stood there in pitch blackness for like two minutes and suddenly someone would like grab you and move you really quick and then like whatever and I remember

just kind of like my eyes were sort of adjusting I couldn't see and then I could see like a few feet ahead of me I could see someone smiling at me and then like they kind of like back up and then a bunch of crazy stuff happens it it was borderline like there was a couple moments in it where i was like why did i sign up for this you guys this stuff you can't tell no it's just that it was borderline like there's a part no i don't want it oh okay because i remember a part that you've yet to mention yeah yeah so there i didn't know we didn't know what was going to be in it right i knew that it could be i was going to get crazy there remember a part that you've yet to mention. Yeah, so I didn't know. We didn't know what was going to be in it, right? I knew that it could be. I was going to get crazy. There was a part where I walk in this room.

This guy grabs me from behind, lifts me off my feet, and then like, not for long, but then sends me back. He's just like, I think my hands were tied behind my back at this point. I was missing a shoe. What? And he's like, jog in place. And I start jogging in place. He's like, faster, like whatever.

And I'm like, okay. And then he puts up a bag over my head, a plastic bag and kind of like ties it. And then I started like kind of running out of air. And I was like, okay, maybe this was a mistake. I was like, this was like me and my friend were like, yeah, let's do it. I hear this is crazy. And then I was just there. I'm like, what

am I doing? And it was fine. It really like that was the only moment where I was like, oh, then there was a lot of typical like haunted house moments where like a guy like you enter this room and this guy has like a staple gun and he like runs at you and he like presses it against your chest but it doesn't have staples in it. But you're like for a second

you're like, what the, Oh God. And then you get brought into a room where you get brought into a bathroom and he tells you to reach your hand and get, get the key and you have to reach your hand to this toilet. And there's a bunch of stuff in the toilet and you get this key out. And then actually a really cool part of it later on, later on is, is you get to this part where there's a bunch of people chained up and you have the key, right?

And so you quickly unlock one of the locks and you save this girl. But then she's like, we got to go. We got to go. But there's two other people still chained up and they're like, hey, help, whatever. And you got to keep going. And she like makes you keep. And I'm like, this is, that's terrifying. This is terrifying.

That's the craziest haunted house experience of it. Yeah. Halloween Horror Nights has not affected me on a real level since then. Oh, my God. That was nuts. But who's also signing up to be these performers? People who need work. It's L.A.

It's hard to get an acting job. Because you could have, like, can you imagine? They're all my waiters the next day somewhere else. I'm at Sharky's. She's like, hey, didn't you save me from the murderer? I know, but, like, people who are threatened by that could totally, like, hit them or, like, fight them. I mean, that's why I think it's like you sign up. But you shouldn't go to that if you're going to.

I knew going in. Honestly, by the end of it, I wasn't scared. I was like, that was a rush. That was crazy. And there's no monsters or costumes. It's just people and just different situations. Really, there was only a couple parts that i was like oh oh god but for the most part i was like that was just nuts yeah the dark

and then seeing someone smiling suddenly is that's not crazy yeah i'll have i'd have to think about it and remember what else crazy but that was like that was it yeah that was houses are real see i like like real like real haunted oh you mean actual ghosts in a house like they're like my i told you my really good friend um lived in one didn't you say just like the door slammed or something no uh there's a lot of things that happen and i don't know if she would want me to tell it because it took her i've been best friends with her since i was 15 and it was like couple months ago she like really told me the stuff that went on in her house. It was just so bad, I think.

And luckily they moved out. But the origin of why the house was so haunted was because this guy, he was one of the wealthiest builders in Orange County. And he built two homes. One, you can still find it online. He built this like really famous mansion that looked like a pirate ship and he built another one that was and my friend lived in and his wife uh killed herself committed suicide and then um and her favorite house was the one that my friend lived in and she would go there wow that's crazy see that's the stuff that's like i that that's where i can't suspend my disbelief and like fully be down for ghosts i'll tell you later on i'll tell you like no that's fine i think that's where I can't suspend my disbelief and like fully be down for ghosts.

I'll tell you later on. I'll tell you like really crazy things. I think what's, and I don't know if I believe in ghosts or not, but why I wasn't too scared with this haunted thing that I did forever ago, or wasn't haunted, just the house,

the crazy thing, is because it was just people, being crazy people. Supernatural stuff does scare me because I don't know. I'm like, I'm scared by not knowing what it is. Whether it's my

mind playing tricks on me or not it still scares me i just got too many questions for ghosts not that i obviously have all the answers or will find the answers or like anyone will but just ghosts ghosts give me too many questions for me to believe it as like a legitimate natural phenomenon in the sense of ghosts as i understand it currently yeah but easily there could be ghosts in another form that i'm down to believe in, but I can't wrap my head around actual past humans actively being aware or haunting or anything like that. I can't necessarily be with, but there's angles I could find. It's one of those things, right, where I'm like, I don't know if I believe in ghosts or demons or whatever,

but they're like, okay, would you, for $100,000, would you spend a night by yourself in this abandoned hospital where tons of people died? I'd be like, because there's a part of my brain, there's subconsciously where I'm like, but what if there's stuff? Yeah, and I think, I feel like, yes, there are spirits, but it just depends. There are good spirits and bad ones.

There's Casper. There's Casper who's horrible. But Casper did kill a guy. What if Casper at the end just murdered a guy? Like brutally. No one knows it. They're like, ah, he's not that friendly. There are friendly ghosts.

Like my friend lived in an apartment with a friendly ghost. She lived near the closet. What is that like? What's a friendly ghost experience? I want a ghost that makes breakfast. She's like old. She was an old ghost. And the thing is that I would sleep at my friend's apartment in New York all the time

and just like random things would happen. I remember this one time. I was just doing my makeup. She wasn't home. And her computer was off. And then all of a sudden her computer turned on and it started playing the Shangri-Las. Oh, that's just the NSA. And I was like, wait.

It's like 1960s music. And I just like, I was like, wait, this is like, it's like 1960s music. And I'm like, this is so creepy and weird. And then sometimes like her Keurig would start making coffee in the middle of the night. And her light in her closet was like, it's an old apartment. It would be the ones that like would be like, as a glue, like pull down the string. And it would just turn on and off. It was just so weird. And then one day she was at a psychic crystal shop,

and one of the people working there, she was like, hey, I just want to let you know that there is an elderly ghost living in your apartment, but don't be afraid. She's chill. She's really, she's chill. She's not going to hurt you. Aw. That's crazy. So if that's an elderly ghost, does that mean that when you die, you're the age, like?

No, no, no. You get to pick. You get to pick. But they chose to be an old person? Well, she never made it to 82. Oh, so she died at 40 and was like, I want to be 80. Yeah, what's it like? Yeah.

What's that like? I don't know. No, no, no. I mean, in the Mormon religion, when we die and go to heaven, we're at our prime. Don't you get a planet in Mormonism? There's a lot.

I think that's true. That we are like, probably me now. I'm still shooting to get a planet in my regular life. Yeah? If I play my cards right and space exploration

for the next 20 years, I can claim. If I marry Elon Musk. I'm trying to claim Neptune. years. If I marry Elon Musk. I'm trying to claim Neptune. You know what I mean? Wow. Have you guys heard the ghost story of the woman who has a sexual relationship with a spirit?

She met. I've heard that. I've also heard. She's been on podcasts and TV shows. I've heard of this. There's a woman who said that about an alien, too, that she had sex with an alien. Wow. Yeah. What about the spirit?

She met him on a plane. The spirit? You know about him, Kevin? Didn't she already get divorced from him, though? I haven't kept up with it. She married the ghost? They were in a sexual relationship for a while. But in order to marry the ghost, she had to meet a ghost minister, a ghost captain, even, that could marry them.

Is this true? I'm just saying, to get married to a ghost, you'd have to have a ghost that can marry you both. Or why not just a regular person well they'd have to they'd have only a ghost to be able to hear and get consent from the ghost to marry long island medium wait so her no she's she's a fake whoa you got real mad well okay that's the thing that no matter what like whether ghosts are real or not there's so many liars on this planet well can i can i tell you something? You know the guy, what's his name? The younger? Chef Boyardee.

The younger guy. He's a Hollywood medium. Oh, I don't know him. Oh, you're talking about the girl, the blonde girl? No, Tyler. Oh. Tyler, he's the Hollywood medium. Tyler Phantom.

He's like, what, like early 20s? And he got his show On the E! Network Because when he met with the producers He read everyone in the room And they were like Oh my god You're the real deal And they gave him a show

But he just read their IMDBs No no no It was like Long Island's medium There's like a New York medium This blonde girl medium Oh well that lady She was proven to be fake

Yeah completely fake Long Island medium really? She's the one She's the one who told those parents she's like yeah your son these parents son had disappeared

and they went on this show to talk and they're like what happened to our son she's like I'm afraid he's passed away I see he's drowned or something

and they're like crying on this show cause they're like oh my god and then the boy was found like a month later and they're like oh so you just

completely lied and told these parents that oh I see in my visions that your son has died and it's like nope he hadn't you just went on what you thought happened

so sick but also with Tyler the medium who was that man he is the guy from Home Home

what is that show oh Tim Allen Tim Allen so no who's the no that passed away no no the guy who sings blurred lines his dad oh oh alan alan thick okay alan thick so he read alan thick but a week before he passed away and it was all i watched the interview like i watched it and he was saying he was like there you have a heart condition like you have an ancestor telling

me that you need to go to the doctor and check your heart out. And Alan Thicke was like, like my wife made me do this thing and this show. And he was like, I'm fine. Nobody in my family has a heart problem. And then, and then you can see in Tyler Medium's eyes, he was like, no, you really need to go check this out because it's really going to be bad for you and he didn't believe it in a week a week ago he uh passed away wow that's wild see with that i would still be on the board of like no ghosts just like that person's got amazing ability to read body language and small cues you could tell by my body language that i'm gonna die in a week yeah to be fair to be fair dogs can can possibly there's a lot of things like this person might have something that's you know supernatural in powers compared to someone else i don't personally i don't think it's ghost because to me that'd be the last thing before ghosts it would be like wow you are so in tune with subtle body language or all of these things whether or not you're aware of it you were able to tell well dogs seeing different patterns and sense dogs can sense

like a heart attack yeah yeah that's crazy so mean it's not, it's like that naturally like. How do you know what the dog is smelling? Well, they've just. I mean Django did that. He did that for a woman twice. What do you mean? Like the lady that was taking care of Django, she has like a heart condition and like twice in a row, he would like stop playing fetch or doing something and just like stare at her like really intensely or be by her.

Like just looking at her and then 30 seconds later she'd collapse wow happened twice wow since i last talked to her that's like she's and so they're putting him through they're gonna put him through like service dog training to like hone in on that because she needs that but yeah dogs can do that they can be trained to smell out tumors so tyler the medium is half dog. Yeah. I guess. Yeah, maybe he's just the feet. Maybe he's actually a German shepherd. Would you guys go to a medium?

I would love to just see because I have like spirits that I would be interested in hearing from. Yeah, if like someone here there's a death. But I just know like they say like,

oh, if you're a skeptic, they can't do it. I'm not a skeptic though. I'm just like. Right, but I'm saying for you, but I'm saying for me. Yeah. If I went like.

I'll show you the video after you'll be like, whoa. I'm just like, no. Right, but I'm saying for you, but I'm saying for me. If I went like. I'll show you the video after. You'll be like, whoa, that one is the most insane one. I'd want to see it. I don't know. Like, I have a hard time when I'm seeing something that's been produced and edited. I just don't trust anything. And I'm not saying you're wrong. I'm just saying, like, I have a hard.

I can't fully believe something that I'm seeing through media. Because I'm like, oh, like, people have looked at this, even if he's predicting something, they edit it to make it more crazy. I wasn't even that scared of butterflies. It was all of the editing that made me feel all of it. The CGI tears. Yeah.

But real talk, how many times have we shot a video and been like, that was, oh my god, what did we just shoot? And then it comes out great because the editors make us look awesome. Like the first ten Try Not To Laugh songs. We didn't know what we were doing. Not at all. That was fun though. There were definitely some.

But it's also when we shot like four in a day and it was like by the fourth time, I'm on the 30th joke out of nothing. Like what do you expect? There's definitely some Try Not To Laugh songs where we were like, there's no way this is making it to air. And every time. It turns out funny and we're like, how?

Dude, I remember there was one back at Defy. It was like towards the end. I remember, I think you and I were like, oh man, I have nothing. Yeah, dude. Yeah, we would have some where we were just out of jokes. I think that's the one, like my joke where I came out and I'm just dressed in this suit and I'm just like,

I'm like, I just got kicked out of a Baja Fresh I love that one for murder like that would be just having no joke being like I'm gonna put on

this weird costume and just say something there's been recent ones where you can tell I just literally have nothing but that's what's fun that's what's fun is this the entire package

that's entertaining I don't think if the game was let's have the funniest jokes it would not be fun you're so funny the failures are what honestly make it great it's everyone together thank you so much like everyone else is really funny too and now on to sports which i also do it's so good it's all nothing but but in the best way it's all like all of us committing and just being so supportive because i know i couldn't go out there and do

half the dumb shit even when i give up on myself to have someone else like at least like the room wants to laugh if the room wants to laugh it something's gonna be funny something's gonna be fun it's it's never gonna die I've discovered with try not to laugh at least my plan of attack is I'm like I don't have to be funny at all if I commit 1000% to this joke it'll do something it'll either be the greatest failure ever or it'll work also fans like there's they latch on to everything

like like individual fans can find anything funny so it's like there's a group of people that love this joke that like is nothing yeah it hits us all

in different ways like even we can all be laughing at one joke but we have different reasons why we're laughing at it so yeah the weirdest jokes

that we never think would take off are the ones like when I just came out and I'm like I'm gonna be this prank caller who calls different

pizza places and tells them they're his favorite and now I'm wearing your shirt and now we have merch for it it's so ridiculous

I was thinking about the other day I was just looking at one of the hoodies and I was just like how the hell did this happen that's funny

speaking of yeah that merch you can get on smosh.store guys Like, how the hell did this happen? That's funny. Speaking of that merch you can get on Smosh.store, guys, thank you for hanging out with me. I know it's time to go. Of course, of course. Yeah, so if you want to submerse yourself in our Pizza Place merch, we have various different kinds. Sorry, I just caressed your chest. We also have coffee, my favorite, coffee.com.

And we also have mugs. favorite coffee.com. And we also have mugs. Where's your one with the Upside Down label? I think it's actually back in our room. I forgot to bring it this time. You have one that's Upside Down? It was a misprint, so it's Upside Down, and I love it. That's so fun.

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