Smosh Mouth - S2: #56 - Bored In The House (The Quarantine Special)

Episode Date: March 25, 2020

Ian, Courtney, Shayne and Damien are self-quarantining, so this pod was recorded from home! They recap their Australia trip, talk about what traveling during COVID-19 was like, and share their go-to quarantine meals. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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in the reservation and that's it I didn't say anything about Smosh. And he had this whole thing set up with like Smosh music playing. Yeah, it literally came out to Tomahawk Chop. Tomahawk Chop. Yeah. Damien, can I ask you a question? Yes. Have you ever had your ass kicked at a bar before? No, certainly not by that guy.

No way. My backup plan of having giant bags of protein powder that are meal replacements that if I ever have to use I mean hey I can just use that and I don't have to get that at a grocery store I ordered that from Amazon you come out of corona just a muscle well hello everyone this is a bit of a special podcast because we are recording from our own homes uh we've never done this before and we're using microphones we've never used before, and cameras we've never used before, so I apologize if there's any hiccups. But it was a very lovely conversation, and I hope you enjoy.

Here it is. Welcome. This is the Smosh cast. What is up, guys? I can't believe we're all in the same house hanging out in the same room back in the studio it's so speckle

it's so speckle and this is all the same studio nothing is different shout out to everyone out there listening to this from their homes you should be nowhere else but your home. Exactly.

Except if you're listening to a podcast while you're working in the hospitals and helping people. So that's fine. Yes, that is the exception. Thank you for what you're doing. Appreciate you. So, I mean, a lot of the people are going to be listening to this, so they're not going to really see any difference. You might hear a small difference, and that's because we are all recording this podcast from our

individual homes in the safety of our homes. We are quarantined. We are doing the safe responsible thing. We are not getting sick, and we are not getting other people sick, which is the most important part. If there's anyone that should be quarantining, it's probably the people that met hundreds

of people all over a different continent. And were on six different planes within a week and a half. That's correct. Yowza. That's a lot. But it was fun though. It was a lot of fun. It felt like, and we can get into this deeper in a moment,

but it felt like the last hurrah before this sort of like crazy world yeah shane were you saying that it was the last convention ever i mean well i was saying hey here we are literally um performing at what will probably be the last convention of 2020 yeah for sure i mean it literally it was saturday that we were doing that last show uh where we're playing quiplash on stage and then i mean that that's the last you could have done anything we were we had to come back home and go inside after that yeah but thank god we got back home because i remember like the vibe was so chill like we kept checking in with people back home and we were like wow like things are going crazy in la but like

people just need to wash their hands and it's fine and then like the last three days of the trip we all just sort of went like huh like it was just it hit right yeah the vibe was very different the first half and then when we landed in Gold Coast was when the vibe changed. Yeah, so let's explain first why we were even in Australia. We were in Australia for a sort of like a, it's like the biggest like the Comic-Con like convention that Australia puts on called Supanova. And they invited us out there. Sareepan out there. Yeah. They invited us out there to do some meet and greets and play some games.

And we were like, Oh, free trip to Australia. Okay. And we had an awesome time. And also we have like a lot of Australian fans that we've never gotten to like connect with as we would that like a big con or a comic con. So like. That was our, that's our third largest audience, right? Is the Australian audience. Is that right?

I think so, yeah. Wow. Yeah. It felt bigger when we were there because I have never been recognized more. Yeah. That's true Australia. So polite too. First we went to Melbourne and we did the convention there.

And we had, we had a week between uh melbourne and gold coast so what we did was we went into sydney uh between that time and then we did a little meet and greet at uh madame tussauds that was so funny like we literally witnessed the shift of like the seriousness of the virus while we're in australia because uh we did a meet and greet in Melbourne and we were like yeah it's probably okay to like hug people and take things from them and shake their hands and then

Sydney happened and it was like still okay and then when it came to Gold Coast we were like okay we probably shouldn't be shaking hands with people, hugging people coming in close contact so the meet and greet we're just doing like air high fives and yeah like standing distance from people before we got to air high five though we were like we shouldn't touch anyone at all like it's a rule i think everybody will understand we've got to protect them they've got

to protect us and then the first couple people were like what if we just bump elbows it was just still rubbing each other's arms and we were like yeah it was double elbows which was even closer we were more than gonna make out with everyone yeah your face is an inch apart from theirs it was like that's not how you do it

the normal elbow touch is supposed to be from the side not like this so I don't know why yeah breathing in each other's eyes it was a dumb it was a dumb idea but uh but they were sweet about it and fans were all cool about it and they understood yeah i think imagine being like because of a pandemic you're not gonna give me a hug and a kiss on the cheek for a photo you're gonna kiss me it's like that is correct because of the pandemic i'm not going to give you a hug.

Everyone was super cool about it. I think what shifted the tone for me is when we landed in Gold Coast immediately, within an hour of landing, we get texts on our phones saying that the US is closing travel from Europe.

So we're like, oh crap. We're going to get stuck here because we're going, oh, crap. Like, we're going to get stuck here because we're going to cut off travel. Did everyone's parents, like, message them and tell them to come home now? My mom was telling me to do that. And she was like, sweetie, not to panic you, but Trump just closed.

I'll travel to Europe. I think Australia is next. You guys should consider adjusting and yada yada. And I was like, again, my mom is a panicker, but that was the first time I've ever been like, you know what? Maybe, yeah, maybe, yeah, we should do that. My mom was suggesting I get home sooner before that. It was like, it was like six days before we were planning on coming back. And my mom was like, this is not looking good. She's like, you probably should try to get back sooner. And she was right because if

we had been there longer if we were there now it would have we would have still probably been able to get back but it just would have taken a lot longer and it would have been a way bigger deal yeah airline we took closed off 90 of its international travel like right after we got home so it's like yeah yeah we joked about it we were like what have we got stuck in australia it's not the worst place to be because we were having such an amazing time. But then as things got like really serious, it was like, oh my gosh, I'm scared. I just want to get home. I just want to be safe.

Oh, also within an hour of getting in Gold Coast, Tom Hanks got diagnosed with coronavirus in Gold Coast. Yeah. And so we're like, oh, great. So it was Melbourne, which we had just left. So it was like even worse because it was like, oh, he was in the timeline when we were there. Oh, really? Yeah, I'm pretty sure. I had that was the best vacation I think ever was Australia, man.

We ate and I'm glad we got to do so much. Like we got to eat the best food, literally the best food and see amazing sights. We literally, it's almost like we knew we were going to be stuck in our caves for a long time

because we just did one big hurrah before. We were, we never, I was hardly ever in my hotel room. Like we would wake up and be out by 9 a.m. and we'd get back home at like midnight every night. Yeah. So it was like a sightseeing vacation for sure

and an experiential vacation for sure. But I also like, it was the kind that you get home and you're just exhausted because you're like, I didn't sit down for a minute, for a week and a half. Yeah, dude.

I was my, so this Apple Watch has been actually saving me throughout all this like not sponsored i don't think apple will ever sponsor me in my life because i'm not cool enough but this thing like was tracking how much we were moving around and and like i like and it's actually helped me here because if i'm sitting too long it'll buzz and be like all right time to stand up and it's like recommends how much I should exercise and walk around each day. So I'm not just like sitting on my ass all day.

But this, we were moving around. We were walking so much. Ian, you were walking a lot. You like would choose not to get in the car with us and just walk home. Yeah, that's just because he thought we were infected. We had this- With cooties.

We went to this one like super baller restaurant in melbourne and uh i'll get on to that later but but he suggested the guy that was like serving us or whatever sent me like an email like suggestion list of places we could eat in sydney so i found this place uh that was like it was on the other side of like sydney and it was like an hour to the reservation i was like i'll just see you guys there and i just walked but then i realized i was gonna be late so then i started running there oh my god you ran yeah then you still yeah so wait why were you doing that well why were you running and walking so much why were you running a lot of food i was eating my gosh dang heart out.

I wanted to offset that a little bit. So I was trying to exercise as much as possible. That's fair. I will say between quarantine and walking around in Australia, I've definitely slimmed down a bit. I don't know about anybody else. But hey, having very rationed food really helps. Yeah, I caught myself literally doing the scene in every quarantine ever where i'm just eating

more and more snacks last night i got real snacky but other than that like i'm pretty good pretty good about it i'm working on my covid bod so i've been did bod yeah so what's your covid bod like i'm just like i like i told you guys earlier i'm looking i'm I'm looking to get out of this looking like last season of Parks and Rec, Chris Pratt. Oh, when he was prepping for Guardians? Yeah, exactly. So he's going to start doing steroids from the safety of his own home. Oh, that's true. Is steroids considered an essential item that you could still get in California?

Sure. Have you been working out though, actually? I have, yeah. What do you have? What do I have? Yeah, so it's day eight. What are you having in your household that you're using to work out?

Well, so I have a yoga mat. So I've been doing a lot of sit-ups, leg lifts, little side boys. I don't know what you call them, push-ups. Oh, they're called side boys. I have side boys. Okay, good. what you call them. Push-ups. Oh, they're called side boys. Side boys? Okay, good.

Side planks. Doing push-ups. I have these like adjustable like dumbbells. Oh, adjustable. Flex ones. Yeah. Damn it, I wish I had those. Yeah, actually, Anthony gave them to me like three or four years ago.

Oh, thanks. And he's like, I'm not using these anymore. Do you want them? And I was like, sure. And I like, I'm not using these anymore. Do you want them? I was like, sure. I probably used them three or four times in the past four years and now I'm using them all the time.

I wish I had those. I just don't have room in my apartment. Toyo is an open country family of tires. You need a new wheel wherever you go. You can get a pro at Tread Experts. Toyo's open country family of tires will get you through tough weather in a variety of terrains. Until May 31st, save up to $100 in rebates on select Toyo tires. Find a Toyo Tread Experts dealer near you at treadexperts.ca slash locations. From tires to auto repair, we're always there. Treadexperts.ca Everyone's got a pro. From tires to auto repair, we're always there. TreadExperts.ca. Everyone's got a pro. Need tires? I've got a pro. Car making a weird sound? I've got a pro.

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So like I'm struggling a little bit. I really wish that I like had more stuff to be able to keep up with what I was doing before. I mean, I think you could. I mean, like there's so many exercises that you can do in home without any equipment. Yeah. And obviously, like YouTube is such an awesome resource for that. Like you just have to. Yeah.

But you know, like I was doing, I'm doing all those squats and stuff, but like I normally would be doing all those squats with a 15 pound weight in each hand. Like I don't have, I don't know. I got to fill up some suitcases or something.

I think the thing that's been sort of holding me back on that is like Amazon is sort of tapering off deliveries that don't have anything to do with essential like medical supplies. I know. So everything you want to get delivered is like a week from now. But at the same time, it's like, all right, if you order it now, you get it in a week. Like the pull up bar that I have in here is like bone cheap and is very reliable. It has never broken on me and i i'm much heavier than y'all um they've also got like those adjustable uh hand weights like you were talking about they have like more low-key versions of them so you don't have to drop 300 on like that brick that

they have there i mean also like um what are they called resistance bands things like that um i feel like for less than 30 40 dollars you can have a straight up you know stacked set in your place yeah and i feel like because i i never do core workout in the gym because i i just i'm too self-conscious yeah well they also have like no well core is not overrated i'm kidding they never give you yeah they give you like no spaces in the gym right floor mats and stuff there's like enough for like eight people maybe to do it in a good gym. And I also feel like all the mats that exist in a gym had coronavirus before coronavirus was a thing. Like they're disgusting.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I'm actually like, I think I'm going to cancel my, I might cancel, well, I think I will cancel my gym membership because I don't think it's safe to go for probably another year or something. I hate that long-term horizon, bro. Like, that's what's really upsetting. Dude, the fact that VidCon literally two hours ago sent out an email that VidCon US is canceled and they're trying to do it in the fall. But, like, really, are they going to be able to do it in the fall?

Probably not. And that's, like, used to be my favorite thing about this job. We don't know. We could say, oh, we're going to be dealing with this for three years or we're going to be dealing with this for two months. We don't know. That's the real answer.

I think they are planning it for fall because it's like, if it is, if they are able to do it in fall, they would hate to postpone it to next year and then have it be available in fall and be like, oh, we're screwed. But they are screwed anyway because VidCon, it's a great thing to have during the summer because a lot of fans are still in school. And so they're really screwed. That's true.

It's a Wednesday, Thursday, Friday thing. I guess that's true. I didn't think about the school year thing. I mean, they'd probably push it to be like a Friday, Saturday, Sunday thing. What was the one thing for y'all that like sort of made it sink in? Because I know for myself, when it comes to like long-term things, it doesn't hit me. Where it's like, we could do this for a year. And I'm like, I guess we'll cross that bridge when we get there.

But it's sometimes like the little stuff. Like maybe a VidCon or a Renaissance Fair being canceled. Things like that. Oh, Renaissance Fair. That makes it hit. For me, it was like I had a voiceover booking that they were like, hey, do you have an at-home studio that you can record in that's perfectly soundproof?

And I was like, no, I'm just in my room. And they were like, all right, well then we're going to have to cancel this until further notice. And that was the first thing that made me go like, okay, so did you guys have one of those where you're like, oh, this is. But Damien, that's why you just lie, Damien.

You want my recording quality to sound like this? Yeah, they wouldn't have believed you. They would know. I think the thing that made me feel, well, the long-term thing, I still like, I feel I'm still kind of trying to grasp. But the thing that made this feel real was like when we were heading back and like my family was texting me because obviously with everything we did like it's a miracle if we don't have it like at the very least we have to be carriers i don't know i'm i'm hella paranoid

like we had to have at least been carrying at some point everything we did we are open carry no we are we are uh what is it hidden we're a concealed carrying coronavirus right now guys but when my family was like offering they started offering they're like hey like send us a grocery list and we can leave stuff at your door because i can't come in contact with them at all especially Especially my dad. Because I was paranoid. Because he's been like coughing since his flu in December. So I was like hell no. I cannot risk any of that. And the fact that like they got all the supplies together.

And just like the fact that I knew that my family would be on the other side of my door. And I'm not able to hug them or say hello to them was like really painful. And then it's tough because we neglect, I mean, I feel like I've neglected connecting with people through the phone for so long because all my friends I work with and see every day and then my family is so close. So I see them like every weekend. So it wasn't until I'm like, I literally can't see my family. And now I'm doing like group FaceTime with my whole family in a group chat. And it's like, it's crazy, man. It's so weird. Like never, ever thought I would experience this in my lifetime. But that's what made it feel real to me. I don't think anybody did. And I think it's

weird for specifically our generation because we haven't had anything big that's been this close to home since like the first thing I can think of, not to get us too crazy on this topic, is like being in fourth grade and seeing 9-11 happen on the TV and being like, wow, this is real. This is close to home. I think this is the first thing that our generation has seen where like people were afraid of the Cuban Missile Crisis back in the day and thought their homes were going to be blown up. It's on a national scale. People have been in this state of sort of fear before, but this is first time for us. So a lot of us are like learning how to cook for the first time. Yeah, I feel like there's always lots of jokes online. Millennial, there's always jokes online about millennials, how they, they aren't saving their money. They aren't buying homes because like the world's going to end anyway. There's always jokes about the world. No,

the world's not ending, but like, you know know what i mean what about you guys when when did this really hit for you guys um i oh god what is happening well i'm just trying to figure out how the heck i'm supposed to go on dates man oh yeah you can't follow leads am i gonna have to know how am i supposed to follow leads on FaceTime? I'm not going to do that. But then I was also thinking like, that's so funny because like, unlike people's dating profiles, like the most basic things that be like, I like to travel.

I like to go to bars. And that's like their personality. And it's like, well, now you can't do either of those things. So you're forced to find something actually interesting to do. It's a disruption to life but it's like i i do enjoy that meme that's going around where it's like your grandparents had to go to war your only job is this like literally the the way you could save the world is by staying home and watching tv it's not that hard just do it yeah i'm hearing rumors that el salvador is like looking to postpone like rent and bills like in general for for long for like a couple months.

I don't know if it's been approved yet, but they're working toward it, which is really cool. I'm very we we don't have to get talk about this or too much because people come here to escape and not so much keep hearing about the problems. But true. I small businesses, man man support them when you can while you still can thank you for indulging me on that too because i like i realized the other day i was like you know we're all very aware of how globally this is a very big deal but like i think everybody should take five minutes every day and just let themselves feel the selfish thing of like i'm really bummed i don't get to go to this place today i'm really bummed I don't get to go to this place today. I'm really bummed I don't get to go to this event and that the event was canceled.

Because like, you're going to lose that very human part of yourself that like, cares about the little things if not, like people have it worse. Absolutely. But just like, be selfish for a minute, you know? For sure. Yeah. I think what I appreciated, Damien, was when we were texting the other day, you reminded me to FaceTime my family. And I was like, oh, yeah, I need to frickin' do that more often. And it's definitely worth it. So if there's any advice I can give to people listening, it's FaceTime people that you're thinking about. Totally.

And check in with your friends who maybe, you know, I think Seth Everman tweeted this the other day. A lot of people who have mental health issues have come, like, combat that by having by having a good routine and like keeping themselves in a normal space by doing that and the routines of everybody right now are broken so like checking on those people and just be like hey thinking about you just i think that can mean the world and like also i guess finding finding a way to to give whether and not and not just not just money but but just like to friends like make sure that they they have what they need if you have something that you can give them unless it's toilet paper yes give me i've been trying so i had i had my friend so like so we were in australia when when the shit started going down australia was the first dummies to uh freak out about toilet paper

and then obviously america followed suit but when it was happening in australia my friend was like hey do you need anything i was like yeah can you pick up some like things for me especially toilet paper and because i was actually like straight up like out i was like basically out while i was gone so luckily i'm i'm stocked up i'm good i have a i have a i have about a roll and three quarters oh well dog hit me up i got you i've been trying to give my tp away yeah what yeah i've been trying to i've been like hitting up people be like do you need anything do you need toilet paper because i have dude i have that'd be amazing i have maybe like 30 rolls jesus when i pick up that when i pick up that Roman soldier mask from you sometime tomorrow, can

I grab that then? Yes. Yeah. Thanks man. I think I have a dozen rolls left or I'm just going to. I use such a small amount of toilet paper. I legitimately think. Oh yeah, you're a one cheater, aren't you?

I am. Yeah. Wow. Literally. How lucky. I think I go through like, I think I use 12 rolls a year. Wow. What man? I remember, I I think I use 12 rolls a year. Wow. What, man?

I remember, I think it was- I shit three times a day. I want to say that, I want to say that I think it was like Gwyneth Paltrow or something like 10 years ago. And she was like, she's like, people can use way less toilet paper. You only need to use one sheet. And everyone was like, huh? I can't. I can't one sheet it dude yeah there's no

way i need two maybe three you know even that is like what and sometimes you got to get back in there you know yeah yeah well you know sometimes sometimes you get mud butt every day multiple times per day because apparently this is my brand now where we just talk about poop but yeah you guys i can't believe it how what perfect little rabbit pellets do you guys blast on out of there what little musket balls do you drop into the flopping toilet where you have to use one sheet maybe three on a bad day i have to fold over three or four at once steven begin i i look i don't require much man i don't know what to tell you i will say that if if this is what it takes for america to adopt the japanese toilet i am all in that is the one dude bidets are not available bidets are not

available at all they're all sold out everywhere so it has been done people have done it oh for real for real for real for go on amazon right now people have done it already good good we needed we needed to transition over no this whole situation is going to normalize bidets for sure. I feel like we've gone through enough disasters to have people wanting to use those. Disasters. Hey, by the way, let's flip it to the other end of the body. I've been cooking a lot more. By cooking, I mean mixing robins together.

Okay. You know those spicy robins that like youtubers use for those mukbangs the like crazy fire ramen so i had some of those lying around um for a youtube video that i'm never gonna make i also have my favorite ramen that i get at grocery stores it's like a spicy kimchi ramen so i was live streaming with olivia so some viewers got to see this but i mixed them together which was weird because the spicy the fire ramen is a dry ramen and then the kimchi one is obviously not so I mixed them together to make one big boy ramen it was like two different noodles and stuff but it was pretty good I'm pretty much that was like violently red it was the broth was like blood

but it did it was good I think the kimchi broth kind of dialed down the fire spice of the fire ramen. But the fire ramen is real spicy, but like so good. I think I'm going to make more today. Now you got to make the ramdon or whatever they called it from Parasite. Oh, yeah. No, that's what Olivia was talking about or someone was talking about that. That is how they mixed it up. It's like udon and ramen, right?

Or something? Yeah, it's like two different. It's like, it's like one's like a spaghetti. It's like a ramen spaghetti or something like that. And then, yeah, one's like a ramen packet. And then you just need like salsas and some meats. If it's a flat or a squeal, a wobble or peel, your dread's worn down or you need a new wheel.

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Guys, I'm going to do it again. Do it again. I was lucky enough to get eggs the other day, which was really cool. I went to the grocery store and like had to wait in line to get in as so many people do. But like an old man came out and was like, all right, everybody, they got milk in there. Milk products are in there. They got them. And he had four gallons of milk in his cart.

And I was like, did he even work there? No, that's what I'm saying. He was coming out with his cart like he had just gotten out of line. But I was like, dude, you're not going to drink four gallons of milk before they expire. I know you're an old man. You're probably scared as we all are. But like, come on. That was like, you're looking at people that you're taking that stuff from being like,

they got it in there. I haven't bought milk in years. Yeah, I bought milk for the first time because I felt like it was important. A lot of like the stuff I have here is like a hamburger helper and like macaroni and cheese stuff just in case. And then like my cereal, I use granola cereals and like almond milk was harder to find than regular milk. Because almond milk and oat milk, those don't expire as soon. So people are probably getting those instead.

But yeah, man, almond milk is really gross in macaroni and cheese. Don't do that. My backup plan of having giant bags of protein powder that are meal replacements that if I ever have to use, I mean, hey, I can just use that and if i ever have to use i mean hey i can yeah use that and i don't have to get that at a grocery store you come out of corona just a muscle yeah just one bicep else yeah what what are your guys's i tweeted this the other day but like what

are your like easy like quick meals that you know are gonna you're gonna have for a long time or like won't expire or like because i have like i said that i do buttered pasta with like parmesan and a little bit of chalula but um another one is like there's this canned chili that i really like and i'll cook that up and i'll use trader joe's turkey chili is dank yeah chili is good man it's canned so oh hey courtney do you remember when i opened up one of your chili cans and smeared it all over my face? Oh, yeah. In the video that's never going to come out.

Yep. Yep. That was fun. Do the fans know that we did an invading Courtney's apartment, but we never posted it? No. I think. I thought they did. For security reasons.

I feel like we brought it up at least once. I'm sure we brought it up a little bit. But yeah, dude, you guys were insane. Shane farted on my rug. Oh, and then you had to throw it out because of the hole in it? Yeah, Courtney had to move after because we destroyed it so badly.

Yep. Yeah, it was a good time. Simpler times. I'm glad I love my home. Do you guys have any easy go-to recipes? Yeah, what are your meals? I do like, I like to doctor up already pre-made things. So like, this is going to sound really bougie,

but I'll take like a Campbell's Chunky of like either their gumbo, their chicken gumbo, or split pea soup or clam chowder. And so, okay, for example, clam chowder, I'll put it in the bowl and then I'll microwave it almost to where it's done. And then I'll sprinkle truffle salt on the top and add in goat cheese and mix it in.

And the goat cheese makes it taste like it is actually cream based as opposed to being just sort of that weird condensed soup feel that's not actually cream or whatever and it tastes like a restaurant made uh clam chowder and so that's always good and then my family has this really good turkey meatballs recipe so I've got some like I froze some uh ground turkey because I was lucky enough to grab some just add in some egg usually we oats, but I've got Italian breadcrumbs because I got what I got. Parmesan cheese in the meatballs. Oh, my God. Bake them in the oven and then.

That's pretty sweet. That's pretty good. I've eaten insanely simply for a long time. So I've actually not had to adjust too much. Like something that I'll eat a lot. Well, for instance, I'll make scrambled eggs eggs but i'll throw in cherry tomatoes garlic um maybe olives and capers and stuff just to spice it up yum um and then i'll make hard-boiled eggs a lot because then you can just pop those in at any time but a thing that i've been having lately because uh greek yogurt's

not been that hard to get is i'll take some i'll take a thing of greek yogurt pop it open i'll put some blueberries or raspberries in there and then i'll take a spoonful of honey and then just plop the spoon into the yogurt and mix that around and then i'll just have that for like breakfast oh my gosh can i tell you a really okay i want to hear your easy meal ian but i also discovered a cool new breakfast but also fuck you but it's about me still about me please so i found i was able to get my hand on everything bagels okay and i was like hell yeah so this morning i was like i'll make bagels and cream cheese i throw the bagels in a toaster and i'm like wait i don't have any cream cheese all i have is butter so i did butter and then i realized i have honey i was like okay so i just put butter on it then i put a tiny bit of honey on everything bagel and then i put some cinnamon sugar and some red pepper flakes and it was really good yo that's an a plus depression meal and i am

here for it honestly you know we just got back from australia and we laughed at it but now is probably the best time to have vegemite because that stuff would probably like be really good for your body and like I don't know. That's a lot of vitamin B. I took an immunity shot this morning. Easily spread that onto anything. I've been chewing antacids like candy to deal with the anxiety tummy. No. What are you making?

Did you say it already? Oh yeah. Well you know because of the whole crisis and everything I had to downgrade from my usual Wagyu steak to a hanger steak. Hanger steak's delicious. Are you insane? I'm kidding. I'm kidding.

No, he's kidding. Are you not getting those meals anymore? I do. I still get the meals. Oh, cool. Wow. But I still have to, like, weekends and breakfast and stuff, I still have to figure out but it's it

hasn't been a problem i got a jar of peanut butter that's like gold that's hard to get it's just been sitting up in my closet i mean up in my cabinet for like i don't know how long but it's still good i think okay yeah because they do expire yeah subscription boxes have never been more handy than right now. Cause I, yeah, I have a coffee one that I get sent coffee every month. And then I have a T one. And I was like, otherwise this would have been,

if I ran out of coffee to go to the grocery store, just for coffee would have been a nightmare. So now I'm like, Oh sweet. It's gotten a lot better. I will say over the week, it's gotten better. Yeah.

I went to a CVS at like 10 o'clock on Saturday night. There was nobody in there. And they had pretty much everything except for toilet paper and hand sanitizer and soap. But as far as food goes, they had coffee. They had cereal. They had milk. I didn't check to see if they had eggs. I should have got eggs.

I am. I had to go to the pharmacy as well earlier in the week. And literally people were in line like six feet apart. This was my first time seeing that. That's good. And I think obviously the toilet paper was gone. But like I also needed like cotton rounds, you know, to use like toner. And like the section that they were at was empty.

And I was like, oh, God, are people buying that for toilet paper? I think anything that people can use to improvise toilet paper is unfortunately. My CVS had a shit ton of tissues, like in multiple sections. Yeah, but you can't wipe your butt with tissues. I mean, do you want to bet? You want to try? Look, Courtney, in this trying time, it's either tissues or thumb. Make your choice.

There's going to be so many plumbing issues this next couple weeks. Oh, God. Oh, yeah, I read something. It's probably a lie, but I read something about some cities' plumbing got messed up because people were flushing their shirts. Did they just typo shits?

I can't tell what's true on the internet anymore, man. I'm just glad we got to experience hotel life for a good 12 days. Can we talk about a couple of the insane restaurant experiences we had? Yes. There are some fun ones, dude. Bro. Bro. Damien, take it away on Mjolnir.

So Mjolnir was recommended to me by a couple different people. It is like a Scandinavian, like Viking sort of restaurant in Melbourne. And so basically you show up. Everything is like Viking themed. It looks like you're sort of in like a longhouse situation. And if you order a drink, it's served to you in a horn, like a horn of mead. You pick out your own steak knife when you get there. Literally like a sheep's horn.

A sheep's horn. Yeah, no, it was pretty – I think that was actually like buffalo probably. It was big, yeah. It was huge. It was a buffalo horn. And then, yeah, the knives, each of them had a different blade. You'd pick the grip and as you pull it out, you'd see what your blade looked like. What your blade was.

It was like a different size or whatever. It was funny. It was like a different size or whatever. It was funny. It was so cool. So Matt, Rob, and I split a marrow bone, and then they poured whiskey into the bone for you to drink. And it was like, oh. So crazy. Yeah, it was a crazy experience.

It was. Also, that was where Matt, Rob tried his first oyster, right? Oh, yeah. That's true. And he didn't like it at first, but then the rest of the trip he was like all about it he got an oyster at like pretty much every meal we're so good yes oh my god they're my favorite oysters were the ones at view du monde transition oh yeah view the mon i found this restaurant the last time i was in melbourne i didn't get to it i think i turned

it down because it was really expensive. But I was like, hey, this is a special trip. Like, you know, there's only so we're only going to get so many opportunities to go out to this area. Might as well just do a big one night. So we went out to this like it's like a fine it's like a fine dining restaurant at the top. It was like the course meal situation. Small portions and everything. Yeah, it was insane.

Yeah, it was a nine course meal, 15 dishes in total. A 20 hour experience. Dude, that legit take a long ass time. We got there at six, the reservation was for six o'clock and we left there at what, 11? It was like 1030-ish. I kept joking that like we'd be on the flight home and then all of a sudden their pilot would turn around and be like, and for your last bite today, we have.

And he'd be like, no, he's still here. But it was insane. Like I'm still gonna post a story about it later because I took a bunch of pictures and photos, but like they prepared this whole thing like it was like a ballet. Like they would come out the course and then they would like time it that they would like serve everyone at the same time and like all the ingredient like every ingredient ingredient and like food that they used

was sourced from australia like oftentimes from like a local farmer or yeah the whole meal was to be it was called like the flavors of australia right or like yeah australia it was the kind of thing where like they would serve you a fish and they wouldn't just tell you about the fish they'd be like and the person's name who caught it is mike he's 47 years old he's missing his thumb he and you're just like this is local as hell like that's cool yeah and they were talking about how like even the um because they did like oysters for the first course they like had us like get up from our table and go over to like the like the chef's like table and uh and they they had us like try these different oysters with like

different like australian ingredients on it finger limes i had never even heard of finger limes before yeah you open up these like they look like red chili peppers and you open them up and it looks like it's caviar inside, like these little red, like salmon roe looking things, but they're limes. They're little just juice pods of limes, little lime bobas. It was the craziest thing. So good. It was yummy. Best oysters ever. Yeah, the oysters. And then they were like, oh, and by the way, we don't just throw these shells out. We send it to a place that grinds them down. And then they add it to like this artificial reef that they're building.

Like out in the van. That's freaking cool. So awesome. But yeah, it was nine courses. And then like when like the sort of like main food was over and it was like getting to like desserts. He was like, the guy was like, oh, and could you walk with us this way? And us this way and we're like okay he's like yeah i just want to show you around the place we're like okay sure and like he took us like through this area and then out god out to this balcony and it's like it's on the 55th floor of this building it's like one of the tallest buildings in melbourne so you have this insane view. And he has Smosh music playing with these dishes

that have like, congrats, Smosh, and had all of our names on there. List off all the names. So it was Ian, Damien, Courtney, Matt, Sarah, and James. James is my best friend. Ah, James. I think I was like, did I get all your names right? We were like, yeah.

Yeah. But like the thing is like, I didn't tell them anything about Smosh in the reservation. I just, I put my name down in the reservation and that's it. I didn't say anything about Smosh in the reservation. I just, I put my name down in the reservation and that's it. I didn't say anything about Smosh and he had this whole thing set up with like Smosh music playing. Yeah, we literally came out to Tomahawk Chop.

Tomahawk Chop. Yeah. It was so ridiculous. They have to Google their clients, dude. There's no way. Either a staff member recognized our name and told everyone or they should Google everyone they take reservations with.

I have a feeling they do that. I have a feeling they do some version of that for their special guests. That was so funny, though, James. So funny. Yeah, James. I loved it. That was a really cool experience. It was really cool to be in Olivia's Instagram story.

We were in it that's we experienced it we now know what olivia experiences every day yeah olivia vr experience yeah and she's still experiencing it even in quarantine because she's an excellent chef and is cooking the craziest meals for her and sam right now i'm like like, are you kidding? That's so cool. It's insane. So crazy. When you want to bet on sports, play it on a field or ice or course. Bet Rivers is the place. Over, under, money, line. Same game, Paul A's gets all fine.

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Japanese fusion restaurant? Yeah, it was super good. And then I capped off. It was the stupidest decision ever. But I got dinner with the guy who created, he's an animator. He created Super Smosh and Alfred and Poe. Those were cartoons that we had on Shut Up Cartoons.

And I got together with him because he's Australian and we went out to a buffet, which is probably the dumbest thing. It was like a fancy buffet, wasn't it? Yeah, but still there was no sneeze guards or anything. Oh, no. Smart.

It's all just food that you can grab. I was like, well, I hope coronavirus hasn't hit this part yet because this is the stupidest thing I could be doing right now. Oh, my God. And maybe I made it out okay. I don't know yet. We also had delicious dim sum at that one place.

And then there was the Korean restaurant because I was dying for Korean food as soon as we got there, which is a very popular genre of food uh out there which is cool and what else did we try then there's frankie's pizza the cool frankie's pizza live karaoke with a rock band it's awesome yeah at first when they brought out the song list it was like a very limited song list as opposed to the like binder that you usually get at a karaoke place and i was like oh that's too bad but it was because they have a live band playing behind you and they just know those songs very well so it was like it was a pretty dang unique experience yeah and then when we like put our names in we all expected that we were going to be in the order we signed like signed up but the band like made a set list like literally to make an arc of the show so like uh matt was

last because i guess he picked the most fun song wasn't it living on a prayer yeah something like that yeah it was so it was so crazy and it was like scary too i feel like i should have picked a better song i did uh it's my life right yeah yeah but the no doubt one oh the no doubt one sorry yeah yeah the no doubt it's my life it's fine oh i can't do it uh but yeah and they like also because they girls like i guess girls don't really perform there that often and so like i guess girls songs they aren't very used to they're like yeah we haven't played this song in six months so we'll try and they like messed up in the beginning yeah women were not were not allowed to sing in Australia until like 2013. It's crazy.

Yeah, I'm pretty sure. I guess I'm just not. Because like in LA, when you're like at a karaoke bar, like people are just cutthroat trying to get a turn to sing. Yeah. And like do their thing. So like, I don't know. I was expecting that.

But it's like, I don't know. I guess it's different when there's a live band doing it, which was so fun, dude. It was insane. I never had like a... that but it's like i don't know i guess it's different when there's a live band doing it which was so fun dude it was insane i never i never had like a it's it's almost like you get a rock star experience like yeah like i'm a single in front of this band like it was dope and everyone was like i want to do it again it was like packed with people and everyone's having a good time and we might have had good too the pizza was pretty good and we might have we got a new inside joke about the booth man oh god oh my god and we discovered we oh yeah wait let's do

the story of businessman do the story of businessman just because i'm gonna do it on smosh i'm here and i want people to know what it is basically there was this dude at the table in front of us we were at a table in the very back of booth and we had a clear shot of the stage and there was one dude at the table directly in front of us who kept standing up to get his friends like drink orders. But he would just sort of like also stand there and was like a pretty like built human, you know. And so and he was also in like a white button up shirt in this otherwise like very rock

and roll kind of establishment. And you were everyone was sitting unless they were literally up at the stage or out of the way. Yeah. So like he was dressed like a businessman. And everyone was sitting unless they were literally up at the stage or out of the way. Yeah. So, like, he was dressed like a businessman. So people would, like, very suddenly be like, hey, sit down. Sit down.

And I just decided, for whatever reason, I was grasped by the spirit. And I was like, oi, businessman. Sit down, businessman. Sit down, businessman. And he, like, turns around. He's like, oh, sorry, brother. Sit down. Oh, sorry.

And I was just like. Damien. I thought it was too loud to hear i don't know damien can i ask you a question yes have you ever had your ass kicked at a bar before no certainly not by that guy no way because because you you definitely took a risk just yelling at a guy calling him businessman and telling him to sit down. Like, you don't know who that guy is. It was good vibes. Well, yeah, it's good vibes. But when alcohol is involved, you never know. I always err on the side of caution. You were like yelling, businessman, sit down.

I was like, oh God, here we go. Well, you're always like that. You're always like that. We were fine. But I think that's the closest we ever got to a Smosh bar fight. We also found out that because we so we recently we recently had discussed. Well, we Shane had recently decided to show his ability that he has with his eyes, which is actually called Brown syndrome. And then that night at Frankie's Pizza, we discovered somehow that Matt Robb also had it.

And so they were both doing the thing where when you look up, their eyes go outward. For us to see your hangout, Shane, you have to talk while doing it. Can you please talk while doing it? God, I don't want to do it here. Okay.

We'll save it. We'll save it for a better time. I'll save it. We'll save it for a time. Maybe I'll gain the courage to post it on my Twitter or something. But what was great was Matt was the one making fun of me the most. And then we found out he could do it. Yeah, he had no idea.

Everybody else tried. They can't do it. Only Matt, only the one making fun of me the most, could do it. Oh, so good. It was great. I can't. It's so funny. But that was the best.

That was the best vacation man and the walking around seeing the garden seeing the sights like yeah it was dope and business man

if you're out there you're a very nice man thank you for being such a good sport thank you business man thank you business man and we also just did like everything that you

can't do now like we were all sharing drinks we were all sharing food we were in close contact with hundreds, if not thousands of people. Like we fricking did it up big before we all had to go into our self-imposed isolation.

So- Yo, we were mad dumb before we fucking- Dude, we were so mad dumb. We probably shouldn't have been doing any of those things. But it was wonderful. But we did it. We did it and it was wonderful. But we did it. We did it. And it was wonderful.

And I couldn't have done it with a better group of people. True baby. True baby. Let's switch gears real quick for the end of the show. That's part of the show, I think. This is a little segment we call

Shoot Dude. Shoot Dude. Shoot Dude. Shoot Dude. Shoot Dude. Shoot Dude. Shoot Dude. Shoot Dude. Shoot Dude. Shoot Dude. Shoot Dude.

Shoot Dude. Shoot Dude. Shoot Dude. All right. And that's a new amazing jingle that Kevin put together. So thank you, Kevin. Yeah, thank you guys for submitting your recordings of you guys saying Shoot Dude. That's all new amazing jingle that Kevin put together. So thank you, Kevin. Yeah, thank you guys for submitting your recordings of you guys saying shoot, dude. That's all viewers submitted shoot dudes from Twitter.

So thank you guys. So this shoot dude comes from Migs. My name is Migs. And this happened to me like two years ago. I was at the airport with my family to go somewhere, you know, as one does at an airport. And after immigration, there's a security checkpoint. At the conveyor belt, I had to take off my belt because it was required. And when I stepped through the scanner, it beeped, so I had to get a pat down from the guard. Because I had taken off my belt, my pants were quite loose. So when they pat me down, they pulled my pants to my knees.

I quickly pulled it up, but I could tell the both of us were uncomfortable. Shoot, dude. Shoot, dude. That's a shoot, dude. That is a shoot, dude. That's very embarrassing. I wonder if a TSA agent just slightly sees if people's pants will fall whenever he does the pat-pat. Oh, it's like a little bet they have. Like, I bet I can get this one down.

Yeah, how many do you think we'll get today? My bet's on seven. That's what happens when your TSA agent was your middle school bully. Oh, yeah. Oh, my gosh. Have you guys ever been pantsed? Were you ever pantsed in school?

No, thank goodness. Possibly, I just wouldn't remember. I think it happened a lot in our middle school, but it was kind of like, yeah. I don't think I was ever pantsed. I know that's how I saw

my roommate's wieners because somebody pantsed him and his underwear came down with it. And I was like, well, there it is. That would be my fear. What kind of tight underwear

are y'all wearing? Oh, yeah. You got to be wearing sweatpants most of the time, be able to be successfully pants. Otherwise it's just like, ha ha. We're flashing the world on your behalf.

Ha ha. This is assault. Yeah. It doesn't sound very 2020. It's not very to be pants. Dude. That was not very cash. 2020 of you.

Cash 2020. That's your show dude. For the week. It's pretty awesome. Please submit your shoot dudes to Smosh. Wait, did you say JBL Smosh? Dude, shoot dude, D-O-O-D at Smosh.com. Okay.

There you go. She said it. What would you do without me, pop pop? Do you guys have any parting words before we go back to our self-imposed isolation? Yes. Yes, guys. Stay connected with the people you care about.

Stay inside for the people you care about. And stay moving. Stay active. Stay healthy. Stay hands washed. Stay sanitized. Stay cute. Also, stay vigilant.

Like, after a few days of this and you know maybe a couple weeks we're gonna feel like okay everything's good now and people might get more and more like complacent and be like i can go out now do see this through make it count make the sacrifice you're doing now actually count and see it through so stay inside stay safe um and smosh is gonna keep bringing you entertainment while we do it we have lots of content that we already have shot and then we're going to continue to make stuff from the comfort and safety of our own home with each other which is fun i'm really excited for the content we have going yeah every quarantine ever was super funny yeah really what it's at now i think you guys did an awesome job uh shane do you have any any parting words listen to doctors and scientists stay hydrated and stay safe um you know i think i

think for a lot of young people we've been shrugging it off as oh this only affects uh older people and immunocompromised we don't know much about this so just i mean don't panic but stay safe and and treat it as if you're already sick and sick so you don't want to infect others. Yeah, and thank you to all the people that are doing their part out there and still working, whether you're in the medical field or the courier field. Grocery store employees. All the people that are still working and putting yourself at risk to help the people who are trying to stay supplied and stay safe. You guys are very strong and sorry if there's people that like, like I feel bad for the people who like have

to work and they can't stay safe, but they're doing a huge service to a lot of people. So. So great job. And I guess, I guess I would say just, I think somebody put it in a good way and I can't, and I'm paraphrasing here, but like, you know, looking back, looking back at

like you know when like wars happen you don't remember you don't remember the the times that people took you remember the the times when people gave and I think look look for look for opportunities to give and and contribute to your community, to your neighbor. Yeah. But also on the flip side, like if you feel like you need help, don't hesitate to ask for help as well. Like we're all here, you know, isolated and, you know, by ourselves, but we're not alone.

So don't be afraid to, not afraid, but don't hesitate to reach out for help if you feel like you're struggling with anything cool yeah agreed all right gang all right just casted a freaking pod yeah dude hopefully i didn't blow out my mic the whole time yeah we'll see we'll see this is our first time doing this so yeah we'll see y'all soon um this has been great and i mean i'm gonna be talking to you guys in like an hour or something. I like we're saying bye, but we're going to be talking in like two seconds. We're saying bye to the pod. Yeah.

We're saying bye to the people. So yeah, people on the pod, enjoy and try to, you know, have a good time. Enjoy your day, guys. Thanks for listening. Have a wonderful day. Love you. All right. Love you.

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