Smosh Mouth - S2: #57 - Our Top 5 Favorite Try Not To Laugh Moments

Episode Date: April 1, 2020

Ian, Courtney, Damien and Shayne are ranking their top five Try Not To Laugh moments, from Tim robbing the entire set to a moment with Gus Johnson that you haven’t seen yet! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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I can tell the combo of all of the bits that Eugene from the Try Guys did he just would throw out a magic harp and then fall into deep despair Shane walking out in a pink mask and wraparound bunny ears.

And I wouldn't look at him. He's like, I think legally you have to do this. Legally you. I didn't know the word to use. Damien, when you came on for your first episode, we decided to do a chaos round. I point at you and you're like looking off at like Olivia yelling at you. but all of a sudden I just go

I spy you in the heat of battle. There's my boys. There's my boys. Poo poo pee pee. There's my boys. How you guys doing? Good morning. Oh, I'm so tired. Good morning. It, I'm so tired. Good morning.

It's another great week in quarantine. I have to tell you, really, really enjoying not touching other humans. You know, just being completely by myself with no other human contact, nobody to potentially save me or rescue me if I fall down the stairs. This is where we start. I'm taking it. We all need to get life alert. Oh my God. Yeah.

That's smart. I'm just imagining Ian just on the ground, just like, ah, ah. That goes against this whole quarantine Because then you're summoning people to your house To pick up your limp body But it's policia Yeah but they sneeze in their hands Probably

Police they go Hands up put your hands up They're like serve and protect Yeah that's exactly I had a rough morning It's not even that bad. It's like I last

night started feeling like the tiniest headache as I was going to bed, but I was like, whatever, it's fine. And then I woke up at like 4 a.m. with one of the worst migraines, like the worst. Oh, no. And migraines are new to me. Everybody always told stories about migraines and how they feel.

And, like, I think I have a really high pain tolerance because many times when I get hurt and I'll be like, this might be worse than I realize. Like, I'll be, like, looking at an injury on my leg or something. So the fact that I was in my bed, audibly in pain like holy crap i i just took a bunch of tylenol and like good i was worried you were gonna say ibuprofen and i was like no yeah i know because like i've tried ibuprofen in the past and it just doesn't work so i we also can't have that right now during the covid wait what i didn't know that apparently ibuprofen doesn't like is not good to help with COVID. Yeah, I would make

sure we're absolutely certain about any medical advice on this. Of course. That was a thing I've been seeing quite a bit of and it wasn't just from, you know, my cousin heard from blah blah blah. Like, I'm pretty sure it was in one of those, like, legit hi, I'm a doctor articles that I saw. But obviously fact check with all things, of course.

But I'm just saying, think twice. There's been so much check with all things, of course, but I'm just saying, there's so much fake double checks. Like there was some person being like, guys, police in LA are pulling people over. Oh my God. If you have a necessary, if you're doing something like with a necessity,

otherwise they gave my friend a $400 ticket and the police officer, the literally the police Twitter was like, Nope, this is bullshit. Do not. But that also came from a verified account. It's so weird that a verified person was like, hey, guys, my friend just had this happen to them. And I'm like, which one of you was lying?

Yeah. Well, they were like, my friend's boyfriend did this thing. And it's like, OK, so you're hearing this like from two degrees away. That's why it's like you got to you got to verify your sources. Also, like. Cops just be racist so they they might have they might have pulled them over and and gave them some bullshit excuse like that yeah blanket statements to pull them over this a lot yeah i was gonna say what if it was the boyfriend that like was super late for something with his girlfriend and that's the excuse he gave just as a lie he was like yeah the cops were like you have to go and so like having all of twitter

verify this lie and come back to you is just like oh my god no he's like cheating on his girlfriend he's like i was ah i was getting pulled over i wasn't at my side chick's house yeah i mean i mean on on saturday night i don't know if they because because they've been telling people like they can't people can't be out for anything that's non-essential or whatever but on saturday night i was like i was like you know what like this is the best time to go for like a night drive like i didn't get out and contact like coming to contact with anybody but i just like i did this big drive around la i went up to the mountains and i came back down then i went through went through downtown la then i drove all the way up sunset to west hollywood then up lower cannon and moholland and that's awesome awesome drove through Hollywood Hills and was like yeah it was super cool

but like I passed so many cops so many cops yeah cops are all over the place but they didn't pull me over I don't think they're pulling people over

I think I thought that it was just that they're probably on patrol because no gatherings of 10 or more are allowed so they're probably just looking for

anything to break up I've thought about going driving even in my crappy Fiat just because I've realized in those few moments of driving with my music on feels normal. It makes me feel like everything's okay

and everything's normal again. It's just doing those things that make you feel like it's a normal day. I don't have to do my makeup today, but I do it because it makes me feel like I'm starting my day like a normal day like i don't have to do my makeup today but i do it because it makes me feel like i'm starting my day like a normal day and also like i know it's like it's a terrible situation that we're in but there is something really freaking cool about driving down sunset boulevard but it's normally slammed with tourists and cars sure and it's completely empty it's like you're

in gta in real life because gta cannot render that many cars on the road. That's funny. No, it's great that you find like those little bits to be happy about in this. Like we all can acknowledge like this sucks. Of course it does. But like if you can look at one little thing and get some happiness from it, good for you.

Do it. Don't feel bad about that. The air has been super nice. I mean, that's not just attributable to the car traffic. It has been raining in LA as well, but the air has been really nice. It's been gorgeous outside. Yeah. Yeah.

It's been super beautiful this whole week. I think I hurt my ankle yesterday, so I'm not going to run today, but I think I'm going to go for a little walk. But you have a high pain tolerance, so your ankle could have just been chopped clean off and you're just like, I think I got, I think I hurt my ankle. Literally that. I think I'll use my credit card. I think I'll use my credit card.

So the point of this whole episode, Ian, take it away. Well, so the point of this whole episode is we are going to be running down our top, what the hell did I just drop? Ian just shits his pants. Our top five YouTubers that have shitted. Just us, just us. One through five, Ian Hecox.

Top five times Ian Hecox has shitted. Aw, I missed that meme. You know, you could just go on YouTube and rewatch the meme. Yeah, you could just go watch that meme. She can still miss it, you guys. 10 Fortnite players who have shitted. But today, we're going to be running down the top five try not to laugh moments. Yes.

Our top five. Our individual top five. Favorite try not to laugh moments. Yes. Our top five, our individual top five favorite try not to laugh moments. I gotta say, this is probably the most difficult assignment that's ever been given in Smosh. Because you gotta pick your top five out of, what, 800? And they're all bangers. And so I, at a certain point, had to just let myself stop looking for like my absolute favorite and be like these are five things that come to mind that i really like yeah i wonder how many we're gonna have that are similar or like the same like i specifically tried to pick weird ones

that are really good that you may have forgotten about mine are definitely ones that just popped in my head that i know that i definitely go on onto YouTube and go back and watch again. But yeah, I'm so excited. Shane, do you want to start with number five? You want to kick it off? Sure. So at number five, like Damien said, there's just too many.

So I kind of started to just go with, well, here's five that I really love and I think about a lot. And number five is a simple one, but I probably have quoted it the most over the years. And it's Tyler from the Bath Boys. I think it's episode seven. He comes out. It's my turn. I'm sitting there. And we have tons of just dumb props, right? Like we'll just throw any garbage we have in the back and be like, yeah, I guess. And we had this like, it was just like a sponge, but it looked like a kidney or something. It was just this weird shaped thing.

And anyways, Tyler comes out with a giant spoon with this at the end of it. And he just looks at me and he just goes, sup dude, eat this bean. And it is still, in my opinion, one of the funniest jokes that's been said on Try Not To Laugh. Despite how simple and dumb it is, he just saw a dumb prop and was like, all right, and just went with it.

And I don't know, there's so many big, crazy jokes in Try Not To Laugh, but sometimes those tiny, small ones are my absolute favorite. So that's number five. See, this is why I gave myself a list of backups, because if our top five videos of all time was any indication, Shane, dude, that was on my list. Oh my God. What? So I'm skipping that and going to my backups. I quote that so often. I will very often just be like, I'll be by myself and just be like,

eat this bean. Like, I just say it. by myself and just be like, eat this bean. Just say it. It's great. Eat this bean. Eat this bean. Did you eat the bean? I did not eat the bean, but I did laugh. I think I want to say that's the first episode where the Bath Boys came on.

And it's an absolute banger. It's a banger. Was that the one with, hey Marvel fans? Yes. I don't want to say any others from that because it's very likely on people's lists but it was a great episode damien maybe you should go so so just in case more of us don't steal your yeah on your list all good um all right so the uh eat this bean is no longer number five what my true number five is is, is Courtney Miller given birth to a baby for Gus Johnson by recipe.

So Courtney comes out wearing a dress and she's just sort of like that, like, oh no. And she like puts a book down on the ground and like reads a little bit and is like, oh, and then a little like baby leg from a baby doll drops out below the skirt.

And then she just like looks back at the book and it's just the juxtaposition of like. Yeah. Okay. Now here we go. I just thought it was a really funny bit. Truly playing with the prop. Like it's the kind of thing that you don't see until you just look at a baby doll and then look at a book and you're like, got it. Recipe for making baby. I'm going to do that um i just thought it was some solid prov

and i thank you you got it i dig it dude i don't even remember how i thought of the bit at all it's like do you ever like have an idea where you're you looking at a prop and you aren't even really actually thinking you just kind of go out there and just like sub, no? Okay. Yeah, no, no. That's the space that I like wish I could get back into. Like when I was originally guesting on Try Not To Laugh back when I was like exclusively on games,

that's sort of what I did. And that's like always felt good. And now I'm like, ah, the pressure. It's the top pit videos. I must do well. And so I want to get back to that chillitude. It, the pressure hits the top, top pit videos. I must do well. And so I want to get back to that chillitude. It's like thinking of the idea, but not letting yourself think about it too much.

Cause you just want to let whatever happens, happens. I either have to, I either like most of the things, like I don't usually plan any bits. I'm trying not to laugh. Like I'll maybe plan like one bit. Courtney, you're like, uh-huh. I can tell. Well, cause I'm going to say my number five is an Ian bit okay Ian with a bow Ian with a bow what do you remember that bit I

don't even remember that you have you go out there you put the you have the bongos in front of you and you have this giant bow tie on. Oh, I remember that. And you're like, ee with a bow. And it's the most simple but weird thing that Olivia could not help but laugh at. That's that weird, simple shit that makes me laugh. You got that weird weird. I love that bit so much.

It's so cute. I go back and watch that one sometimes there's only been a couple bits that i've like like you do where you like half plan it but it never works for me like i either have to like fully plan it out or i half plan it and i get out there and i'm like uh so yeah yeah so i'd like it's it's kind of like all or nothing like i have to like fully fully plan it out. But even when I do fully plan it out, I get out there and I choke.

Yeah, you got to commit wholeheartedly. It's just about commitment. When we did that reacting to the non-release Try Not To Laugh episode, Shane's note for us was just like we should have just fully committed to what we were doing. If it's a flat or a squeal, a wobble or peel, your dread's worn down or you need a new wheel, of just fully committed to what we were doing. at michelin.ca. Find a Michelin Tread Experts dealer near you at treadexperts.ca slash locations.

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Beethoven dad and for some reason for some reason with him saying not Beethoven's dad but he says hi it's me Beethoven dad I don't know why that just killed me

the first time he did one with Zachary Levi when he was like, he came out with a robe and that wig and he's like, he's mid-bit, he's talking, he's like,

oh, by the way, it's me, Beethoven mom. Yeah. And so he just brought it back with Beethoven dad. Well, then maybe it was the mom one. I don't know.

It kills me every time. I think it was Beethoven mom because that was for Macaulay Culkin, right? Was it Macaulay Culkin? I think he's done both. Oh, was it Macaulay Culkin? I was from Macaulay Culkin right I think it was done both I know with Macaulay Culkin he's the only one who got him to laugh and he did Beethoven mom okay you know what it was that one

so it was Beethoven mom Beethoven dad came later yes I think they're both involved the genesis was Beethoven mom love that one Tommy has his own style and it's so original and so good every time. He kills it, dude. I'm so...

He's just the best. He's A plus human. Number four. Okay, so number four for me goes back to episode three. And this is back when we still would do a thing at the very end where all of us came out at once and tried to make someone laugh and I forget who was in the stool I think it was like

Courtney I think it was Courtney in the stool but all of us came out and were just acting absolutely insane it somehow ended up I think I was on the floor screaming or something yeah and then Noah was in the back with a guitar right yes and noah was singing but none of us were paying attention to that we were all just yelling and going crazy

and after everything died down all you hear is noah on the guitar just going all i want is anthony and all i want is anthony and all of us are just like what the hell are you all just like everyone kept singing it i can't remember who was in the stool, if it was me or not. It was just chaos. I mean, episode three is pure chaos. That one was a good one. It's episode three or episode four, but yeah, it was just

nuts. It's the one that we shot in the tiny studio. Yeah, when we were first doing those episodes, we would always try the chaos rounds where we'd all come out. But it's like always a clusterfuck. Yeah. Yeah, those never really worked, did they?

I mean, they always sound so fun in theory. It's so rare when they actually have a payoff. Yeah. I remember, Damien, when you came on for your first episode, we decided to do a chaos round while you were in the stool. And once again, it was just everybody yelling over each other. But somehow I managed to catch your attention. And I point at you. I point at you.

And you're like looking off at like Olivia yelling at you. But all of a sudden I just go, I spy you in the heat of battle. And you just looked me direct in the eyes and just freaked out. So good. Dude, so good. It was so good. I miss those days. Yeah, it's nuts.

It never works. We were so young then. We were 22. We were 12. Courtney was 22, but the rest of us were not. Damien, number four. Oh, number four. Number four.

Coming in at number four oh number four number four um I would say I'm gonna give this one to also Tommy I really liked uh I think it was one of the first times he came out and it was a gauntlet and it was when he was sort of filling in for Olivia and like being Olivia during our Smosh Summer Games apocalypse

and he did America's Next Top Jamie Lee Curtis to replace Jamie Lee Curtis for the second time. A pile of yogurt. So he like lists out the contestants. He's like, our contestants are Jimpy Lee Jorpis, a pile of yogurt. And like he had a trophy with little hair on it.

And he was just like, we all know that Jamie Lee Curtis has tiny hair so this is the tiny hair trophy like he's a great example of just commitment like those things didn't necessarily flow together but he's like tiny hair trophy Jamie Lee Curtis has tiny hair you are yogurt and it just was

so good he's so good it was so solid he was A plus I want to see more of that dude in all sorts of stuff i don't know when this is coming out but he and i have a games thing coming out soon and i just like i don't know he's so good to work with yeah oh someone didn't silence their phone must have been everybody else uh corny my number four i can't remember which episode this is from. I know we had a guest on. I can't remember who it was.

But it was a Damien bit. He's like the Australian geisha. Oh, for the Valley Folk. Yes, it was the Valley Folk. And it was like, I'm training the art of pleasure and conversation. And then you're like, oh, no, your clothes are still on. What are we going to do about it? Thank you.

Russell, you're Jimmy's today. Russell, you're Jimmy's. Thank you. Have we gone a single try not to laugh without making fun of Australians? No. No, except from the very beginning. But I also think that like, I think we've talked about the origin before, at least for like Shane and myself.

But one of our best friends from our Disney days had an amazing like Australian parody accent that he and his brother always did. So it just sort of like bled into us and it became something we did all the time. So I don't know. We do it in everyday conversation, not to be like, ha ha Australians, but just like, ah, that's the inside joke we got with our buddy. So, you know. Yeah. At least for me, that's why I always default. And then rustle your jimmies just as the phrase I use when I'm scratching my cat's tummy.

So my number four, I feel like we got a lot of good bits out of the last Smosh Summer Games gauntlet. Yes. Oh gosh, our lists are gonna be because uh mari yes coming out that was on mine that's mari coming out and like sliding like it was just such a surprise because like shopping because i think the last time mari was on i i don't even know uh so we she was just a complete wild card yeah that was the last time she was on try not to laugh was the one time that we decided to do a try not to laugh with the smash game squad uh wow in that other studio that was the only other time oh Oh wait, no. Cause we did Jujimufu. Yes, you're right.

Sorry, I'm wrong. She's always done really great on it. She's funny, dude. That bit, I literally go back and watch that bit all the time. And I wanna do a meme. The way she looks, she's just like laying on the ground with gloves on, like playing with a skirt.

Like what? Yeah. You're gonna push my hair. Hair. She's so good at like, she's so good at like she's so good at like filling whatever role is needed in a video like if it's like hey we need someone to like keep this video moving forward like you know please hit all the points she's gonna do it if it's like hey we need this video needs to be more energetic more hype she's gonna do it but also if we need a funny

wild card she can do that too um yeah she's an impressive human number three all right number three um okay so uh i think it's tough i i wanted to maybe put this higher but i think i gotta put it at number three it's a tie it goes to olivia tim and jackie right so olivia olivia's always been nuts in try not to laugh from the very beginning she's just always been the one that you have zero idea what she's gonna do her jokes are often not even a joke it's just her saying random words with random props in her hands but she finally like she really fine-tuned it at one point and it was when she came out for gauntlet and she had the old man wig on with, I think a barbecue lid on top of her head.

Yes, the anti-roguing commercial. And Jackie, Jackie comes out and Jackie has zero desire to be on camera. I think cause she came out, she was just kind of like, she was very confused and just like, all right, now I say it now. And from the beginning, it was just so good because it fell apart from the start. Yeah. And it's just like anti-Rogaine commercial. And I was like, what the hell is going on?

And then before Olivia can even begin, because she set, she gave Tim the wrong like amount of time or something. Tim just walks out before Olivia can say anything he just goes give me all your money and I was like I didn't realize it was Tim at first so for a second I thought I was like are we getting robbed like did someone come into here and decide to rob us and uh I turned and see that it's Tim of all people and I was like Olivia enlisted Jackie and Tim the the last like the two people who are just like the quietest just kind of like they're not just minding their own business she got them on camera to go insane and it's why it's brilliant gold it's gold it is it is gold that's why it's brilliant and the best part is like so great i feel like she didn't exactly

plan it that way but her intuitions led her led her to that disaster put that into her lap i i think you know we've done so many try not to laugh and we do so much crazy stuff that i'm rarely like i'm always like surprised by the jokes like i don't know what's coming but i'm rarely like completely thrown off guard and that was probably one of the best times of just having zero idea damien say the well i want you to say the thing what do the do the oh oh number three thanks ethan so this one is uh i i was like i was like hesitant to do one that I did, but I like that it leads into other people's stuff. So it's the combination of me and then Shane and then Tim.

I used to have a way darker sense of humor before I joined Smosh, but I was still aw shucks, happy-go-lucky as I am now. So I liked the juxtaposition. But since being on camera and on the Internet, I've been like more worried about letting that show through sometimes so a sort of return to that for me was driving Shane in the car and dropping facts until it became very clear that he's Princess Diana oh yes yes but then it became uh Tim doing it for the Hindenburg and Shane doing Archduke Franz Ferdinand. And what I like about it is you can tell who's a history nerd by how many facts it takes before someone goes. And like, I don't know. I like making jokes and just seeing jokes that are like,

maybe not for everybody. There's just like 4% of the audience that's like, yeah. So that was a fun, fun bit. Again, not just mine. Everybody's. I think my favorite, yeah. I mean, the Princess Diana thing, such a great original bit.

Thanks. And it was so good. But the way that Tim delivers, aka the Hindenburg. Yes. Wow. Tim made it on this list twice so far. Way to go. Person that deals with all of our tech stuff, but is also so funny.

Tim, the silent killer. He is the silent killer. I he probably has bodies in his basement. I could see it. I'm just saying. But their bodies deserve it. You know, like, yeah. Yeah. By night. Like he killed Dexter from the show Dexter and you're like wow I guess that does work yeah the guy with the laboratory yeah yeah Ian the guy with the laboratory and his sister Dee Dee too yeah okay so my number three is a gauntlet as well um I think it was, I can't remember if it was Olivia's first. I think it, I can't remember if it was her first gauntlet.

It was the one where, I don't know what's so funny about people coming out barefoot. Like, it's such a vulnerable thing. It's so weird to see people's toes just like on set. And so it's like she had sunglasses on and like a weird sports jacket or something. And Greg is reading the audio being like, this girl is looking for a lover. Also, she's blind and she just bumps into the wall. So good. She like walks up forward for some reason and then like opens her hands and walks backward

and she's like walking with her toes all curled. I don't know why it just gets me so much. Her bits I don't understand. The process, dude. It's insanity. Something about the timing of also she's blind. Something about the timing of also, she's blind. It just worked.

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because i feel like you guys you guys like have these certain jokes that only you understand, or maybe that only Shane finds as funny. So it's really amusing to see what weird things make Shane crack because I'm just, I have no idea what the context is sometimes. And I'm just watching Shane's reaction and that's, and it, it tickles me i never know what to expect uh whenever you have to pull something and then you always if you can't get shane with something then you just go have you ever heard me have you ever heard

that's me i do that always and then that always gets them thanks so that's my that's my number three now we're on to number two number two um so actually my number two uh i luckily had a a tie here so uh damien you said the princess diana bit which is i had that listed as my number two because you're Princess Diana bit. I just, you know, you come out and I try to like be like, okay, I think I know where this joke is going. And then I had no idea. And, you know, I was not expecting you to make that dark of a joke. And it got me so hard. It was so good.

And also, I think in that Funhaus episode, you weren't technically in in the episode you like kind of came on as a celebrity shot for that oh yeah so I really wasn't expecting it I'd considered doing that bit and I was originally in the episode but I think we looked at the count of people and how much time it would have taken to have all of Funhaus and everybody in that episode so they had me scooch out for that one and be in the next so I was like can I at least

do this one thing so it was literally legendary thanks man yeah I hope I hope you for that one and be in the next. So I was like, can I at least do this one thing? It was literally legendary. Thanks, man. Yeah, I hope you keep doing more of those because they're great. Also, at number two, like Ian said, was anytime you've done Randall. And that's because, for one, it's great. Also, back when we were on So Random,

and I'm sure a lot of people know this, and I had nothing to do with the creation, like the production or anything of Try Not To Laugh on Smosh Pit. But back on So Random, back in the day, and I think it happened naturally. We were at lunch one day and I just started drinking some water and I had it in my mouth and Damien just bust into that character and I spit out my water.

And then it became a thing that we would do every day. I would just, I would just, we would literally play try not to laugh. We didn't call it anything. I would just sometimes just put water in my mouth and sit there. And then Damien would turn to me and turn into Randall and say some insane stuff. So what you're saying is we created try not to laugh and Randall was the first bit. Whoa. Technically. That's was the first bit. Whoa. Technically.

That's what you're saying. Technically. That's crazy. Women, huh? Yeah, I think the first- I tell you what, buddy. The first joke you said as Randall back in the day was you talking about your grandma being made out of ham. Made out of ham, yeah.

Ham is a funny word. It is. Women, huh? Women, huh? Women, huh? I tell you, buddy. Ham is a funny word. It is. Women are. Women are. Women are. I tell you, buddy. I tell you, buddy. I tell you what, buddy.

I've been talking to my girlfriend a day and a half. Turns out my grandma's made a ham. So good. Number two. This one is also me. No, I'm just kidding. This is a special guest celeb shot. We got our boy, Gust Johnson.

Very funny human. Pick any of his bits. They belong in the Hall of Fame. But one that I really liked was his Christopher Walken baby. Oh,, God. Where he just comes out and he's just like, Mom, I'm hungry. I want some milk.

Why don't you bust out those bazoombas so I can have some milk? And it's just, it's so dumb, but it's so fun. To me, it's the spirit of Try Not to Laugh where it's like, yep, you look at a prop, you're like, what if it had this voice? Great. And then you just do it. That was like a giant baby head that he had on his head, right?

Yes. Right? Is that the one? That's a different one. He was holding a baby doll and making it talk to, I think, Olivia. He's done several baby jokes, and they're all great. He does a lot of baby jokes. Does a lot of baby jokes.

We luckily shot an episode with him before all of this. We have one in the barrel with Gus Johnson. And it's, it might be my favorite. It's my favorite one we've done with him. I will say that. Wow. That was pretty awesome. That one was really good.

My number two was originally the Murray Gauntlet bit, but I'll use this this other one that's okay i completely agree with you um so instead what i'm gonna use it was originally my number one but i'll just put here and then think of a better one i don't know anyway it was in the first episode we ever shot like with the squad it was shane walking out in a pink mask and wraparound bunny ears and was just like, look at me. And I wouldn't look at him. He's like, I think legally you have to look at me. Legally you.

I didn't know the word to use. And he goes, I'd like to play for a loan. And I just, that was the hardest I'd ever like spit water. Like I think to date. So good. It was so early on and it was so simple. And like, it's like, it's great when there's like a low energy bit that can just make you laugh so hard.

And that one has always just been a lovely one that I think about a lot. Yeah, I had no idea what I was doing. I'll say that. Well, you did it. And I, what's funny is legally, I wasn't saying legally like to be funny. I forgot the term to use. I was like, because I know we had talked. Like we're supposed to look at you.

We had talked about all of the games. Because I kind of look off at, I think I look off at Sarah. And I was like, I think legally you have to look at me. Yeah. It was very genuine. But it sounded like your character was just trying to get service at a bank and is like, actually, you have to talk to me. Legally, you have to look at me.

Highlight five for alone. And you had a full beard. The fact that you had your full beard and the bunny head. I had like this, yeah. It was like even more. Was it? That was the coolest beard, dude. You let this quarantine And the bunny head. I had like this, yeah. It was like even more. It was like- Was it? That was the coolest beard, dude. Let this quarantine bring that beard back.

I want to grow my beard out, but I can't. I have to shave it. But it was great though. The pink superhero eye mask and the beard with the bunny ears. Look at me. So weird. I think legally you have to look at me. Number two.

This one, it's also kind of like a grouping. It's in the somewhat earlier days of Try Not To Laugh, Keith and Noah, whenever they would get together for a bit, it always involved one of them spitting water on the other person yeah and there was a lot of there was a lot of water sports and their their commitment to those bits it's like they come out and you're like okay why is he taking off his shirt why is he standing directly in front of him and oh god he's shooting water directly into his mouth. Like it's, there's just so many different bits they had where they shot water at each

other and yeah, got it. Got to give it to them and their, and their commitment. That's a big commitment for sure. They commit so hard every time. It's so proud of them. Before we get onto number one,

let's, let's talk honorable mentions. Anyone have any honorable mentions they want to give? I got a couple. Yeah, Marvel fans. It was so weird. Peter came out prematurely like, hey Marvel fans

and Tyler's like, nope, nope. He goes back out. When it's finally his turn, he comes out and he's like, oh, nope. And he's like, oh, it goes back out. And then when it's finally his turn, he comes out and he's like, oh, did she say that? Oh, did she say that to me? Hey, Marvel fans. And I have no idea why he was doing that. And I hadn't even seen the viral clip of Chris Evans,

or yeah, Chris Evans drunk on the red carpet saying, hey, Marvel fans. So I was like what the hell Is this I got a couple honorable boys One would be the combo Of all of the Bits that Eugene from the Try Guys

Did where he Just would throw out a magic harp And then fall into deep despair And crumble on stage So funny. And Keith with the skeletons, Keith from the Try Guys. Yeah. That was the most joyous.

That was a solid episode. And speaking of which, my other honorable mention would be other Keith, our Keith. His character that he uses often with the like, and she, she, she said, my sister messaged Bobby from the block. Bobby from the block. Bobby from the block. So I love Bobby from the block, but I think there was one where he was on the phone

actually calling because he thought there was a murderer in his house or like his sister was going to kill him. And for some reason, that character actually

in a life or death situation was funny as hell to me. Ian doing Hulk hand, lobster hand, just playing the beat on the piano, like Hulk hand. Lobster hand.

Lobster hand. Yeah, dude. Hulk hand lobster lobster hand yeah dude got me got me real good so i guess the key is for me to just call out the props that i have with music it's just like you're so low energy it was like lisa or like it's from it was like the girl from bob's burgers that we always say you're like tina oh tina yeah you're like her when you're it's so funny i gotta watch bob, you're like her. It's so funny. I gotta watch Bob's Burgers. You should. It's a great time to do it.

It's good. Yeah, you've got time. Sorry, I have another one. It was like, it's also that Bobby from the Block where Keith comes out in a tree costume. He's like,

my mom said, my mom said I should be in theater. I don't even like theater. Like so. So good. And last honorable mention for me, I had so many of these that could have gone on the list

because Shane, you're a funny mother goose. You got a bunch of different characters that like could have, we could have made our own top five Shane characters thing. But I just think your bit on the phone where you talk about reading the Bible,

where you read the Bible. It's just so good. I just love on the phone where you talk about reading the Bible, where you record and read the Bible, it's just so good. I just love that the phone bit continues to progress and some, not the recording, but the red phone bit, like Pizza Place just somehow still continues to evolve and still be funny. It's a really impressive. You're my favorite Pizza Place. Yeah.

Ian, what are some honorable mentions for you? Oh, I want to give... Yeah, I was talking to somebody. They're older. They're talking about how they didn't know if they would find our videos funny. And then so they went to try not to laugh. And I guess they were watching one

and it was the one machine. They're like, this is when I realized that like, oh, it's not what I thought it was the one with Shane they're like this is when I realized that like oh it's like it's not what I thought it was going to be and it was the bit of Shane walking out to Keith and just walking up next to him and said just saw Black Panther

oh my god so funny and just holding out just holding his hand out for a fist bump I think that's such a beautiful beautiful joke because like... What a way to describe it. It is, it is because it's like, that is such a trope.

It is such a trope and you nailed it and you were wearing like that weird, that like a muumuu that was like... Yeah. I think I was just wearing I was just wearing a pink shirt Oh no I'm thinking of Coco The sequel Yeah

You're thinking of Yeah When I go to Olivia And I was like Just saw Coco Just saw Coco But there's no Yeah

There's no fat on that joke You do the entire setup Through visuals and sound You say one quick sentence You couldn't drop a single word from the sentence and get the same meaning. You do one last bit of physicality and it's just, it's mwah.

You tell a story. I'm very glad Keith thought it was funny. Yeah. We would have a different conversation. Yeah, that's probably, it would have been the Michael Jackson joke that I made with Keith that we had to cut out. Oh, God.

I don't even remember that one. I was very nervous about doing the joke, and it was very well received. I knew Keith. Keith and I make a lot of jokes like that when we're just hanging out on set, so I knew he would think it was funny. Because you're making fun of ignorant people. I'm making fun of myself. Yes. Yes.

Not even yourself. You're making fun of those people exist. For sure. For myself. Yes. Yes. Not even yourself. Like you're making fun of because those people exist. For sure. For sure. That's what I mean. Yeah. Yeah.

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Yeah, I've got a bunch. That one actually leads into, I was going to say, anytime I have to make Keith laugh is just fun. Because, like, Keith, I know I can really go crazy and weird. And like Keith and I make each other laugh all the time on set. And just when we're hanging out, like we have very, we laugh at just a lot of the same things. And that's our general reaction. That's how we handle stuff in life is to laugh at it.

So I know I can make really dark jokes to him. I know I can make stuff like the Black Panther joke and he'll think it's funny. I also have the woman at the bar joke that I do for him a lot. And I just always know he's going to find it funny. And so it's great. Another one, there's a couple Noah jokes, but I got to give it for some reason. I think it's so good when he comes out in the clear suit and he's just telling the news. And then he's just like, and now on to sports, which I also do. Noah's just so good. Like he's always got this deadpan expression and he just really commits.

It's awesome. And then lastly, an honorable mention, or no, sorry, two more. One is also Courtney's stripper firefighter. That one really caught me off guard when she comes out

and she's just like, yeah, we've got a really serious situation for a good time. No, I'm just kidding. Your brother did not she comes out. She's just like, yeah, we've got a really serious situation for a good time. No, I'm just kidding. Your brother did not make it. Like, it's just like, really? Really?

He has a lot of levels. Oh, yeah. So good. Yeah, when I brought it back with Gus. It's just so good. And then lastly, it's when we had Joe Beretta on and he just broke through the clothesline. Yes. And shattered the whole set.

It was very Joe Beretta of him. Just completely destroyed the entire set. Yeah, destroys the whole set. And I'm like, only Joe Beretta could do this. All right, shall we move on to number one? Number one. This is a whole episode, but it's just was so much fun for me. And I really think every single joke was equally fantastic. It's when we had the crew.

Yes. And literally, these are all people that we joke with every day. We know so well, but fans don't get to see. So we knew how funny these people were. And we knew how like, but we weren't prepared for what their jokes were going to be because we've never seen them on try not to laugh so having monica garrett spencer chris matu sarah matt robb and more people like just really come out and do insane stuff kevin shane what up b-holes and free oh my god we still talk about to these days every single joke in that and spencer coming out and be like you know what this show needs?

Another straight white male. Just so good. Matt Robb spitting blood out of his mouth. I mean. Oh my god. It's so solid. Yeah, Tim had his Hindenburg joke. Sarah just having a laugh breakdown. Oh, so good.

She's like, nah, I'm good, bro. Garrett's joke you can't see as well on camera but he just had orbeez in every single pocket of his of his clothing so he just kept like reaching just orbeez just kept coming out it was awesome every joke in that one is incredible it that is a killer episode i'm glad you brought that one up yeah and it was just very special like it just felt special so i really loved it damien i'm sorry sorry number one nice um so you're not gonna believe this courtney but my number one was actually the shane bunny mask thing um that was my originally my number one too because It was before I ever joined or it was at the very least

before I was ever on a Try Not To Laugh for sure. I just remember checking in and looking like, what's this all about? What's saying up to you? It was just so funny. It's just so dry. I just think the thought of like legally

it's just so good. Agreed. There's nothing more that can be said that hasn't already been said. There we go. That's my number one. Nice. All right. Honored.

Yeah, dude, it was killer. But that was also the first bit you ever did. So that just means it's all downhill. Just like all downhill. My number one, because I actually had another one on deck just in case. I don't know if you guys remember this one, but it was Noah and he's off stage and you hear him say, all right, now it's time for the world's fastest

above water swimmer, Glark. And he has the weirdest swim cap on and he's swimming as hard as he can, walking around. But the fact that his name was Glark with a G. Glark. And he's so enthusiastic and it just goes around. Isn't that one of your brothers, Courtney? Clark is my brother.

Glark with a G. Because we're season Ks, no Gs. They put Glark up for adoption. Glark. What's this baby's name? Glark? Get him out of the millers. Kick him out.

He's cut. Sorry, we can't fix that typo on the birth certificate. Then we gotta go. Then be gone with ya. That one makes me laugh so hard. Noah is so, he comes in with the surprise bangers every time. Yeah, he really does like when he did um

the stand up comedian for the gauntlet oh god that was so good it was so dry like when he did turning into a werewolf and then he's like alright now I'm back to Claire I'm going to attempt to shit okay now I'm back to Claire so fucking good number one is just noah and the fact with the

stand-up bit he has a glove on with the microphone like as if it was dirty or something yeah it's just oh my god number one and it's probably just because it's on the tip of my mind i have like i have to give my number one just because it was it was just so epic um it's the unaired gus johnson uh or it's uh soon to be aired hopefully gus johnson episode and shane comes in with the most epic bit and don't tell tell, don't say what happens though. I won't say, I won't say. Wow. Number one is not out yet.

Yeah. But like literally Shane, you spent, you spent like what? A whole day planning that, that bit? I had had this plan for, cause the last time Gus Johnson had been on had been like,

it'd been like eight months, but I had spent in that eight month span. I had been actively thinking of what I would do when he came back and I had come up with it. And for months I had been thinking about what I was going to do. And then I wasn't, I was filming on the Goldbergs and it was on a Wednesday, I think. And I was filming on the Goldbergs. So I wasn't in that day that day for shoots. And I got off early. And then I got back home and I texted being like, hey, or no, someone texted me being like, hey, Noah can't make it in. Like, I don't know what's going on, but can you hop into the Try Not to Laugh?

We're about to shoot in like an hour and a half. And I was like, wait, is it the one with Gus Johnson? And they're like, yeah. And I was like, I'll be there. Just I might be a little late. It's my time. And all I'm saying is, look, it required me to record on my phone, so I think you know what

the bit kind of entails. Oh my god. But it took me about an hour. Let's set up their expectations, like, really high and just be like, hey, you like the Pizza Place bit? Screw the Pizza Place bit. You like the Harbingerer so looking to enter whatever? You're gonna hate that after this.

All comedy is dead to you after this. It's the funniest thing ever. But I really, I gave it all I've got. It's the most effort I've put into a joke, for sure. It was incredible. It was an amazing moment. Can't wait for the viewers to see it. I was not prepared for it.

I don't know who was. No one. He told me what he was doing. Yeah. So I just had no idea what was going on until it happened. So good. So I won't say anymore. I don't want to spoil anymore.

It's a great episode. Do we make him laugh? I don't know to spoil anymore. It's a great episode. Do we make them laugh? I don't know. You'll have to tune in and find out. Oh man, I wonder when that comes out. Hopefully soon. I know we're making pit content and games content while we're in quarantine,

but we should trickle in the goodies from before as well. I feel like the longer we wait, the more irrelevant that stuff we filmed will be because it'll just remind everybody of the before times when we still find things in the store yeah i think we're i think we're sprinkling pre-recorded stuff and stuff we're recording in quarantine so we're kind of like flipping flopping yeah we all we all did some vlog footage right i had some weird stuff i almost i almost seriously injured myself trying on a pair of nikes i ordered what's up uh yeah it was rough so maybe that'll be in there maybe it won't

depends on what the editor wants to put in because i just went i just went back to it i just went back to ian's board content oh cute yeah good old E&H well anyway so that was the top 5 try not to laugh well done thank you guys so much for sharing your favorite bits and before we finish

before we finish guys this is the Smoshcast and the Smoshcast would no longer be complete without a... Shoot, dude. Shoot, dude. Shoot, dude. Shoot, dude.

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Shoot, dude. Also, for those who are listening or watching, hit us in the comments down below with your top five for sure i would love oh yeah please let us know yeah we must know let us get that shoot dude going so this shoot dude comes from an anonymous person oh nice So you know it's gonna be good? Yeah, boy. This person said, a few years ago, I got invited to a friend's house that I had never been to before, and he gave me a tour of the house. After the

tour, he told me he had to use the restroom and that I could wait in his room. He said that his top shelf in his room, there were a bunch of movies, and he said I could go in and pick one, and we would watch a movie afterward. So after he left to use the restroom, I totally forgot where his room was and it was a huge house. As I go into the room, I see the shelf he explained to me and walk towards

it. There was one thing I noticed and it was that he had a picture of his parents in his room. And at first I thought it was a little weird, but just brushed it off. In the drawer, there were a lot of piles of clothing and I didn't pay attention to what I was going through. After about two minutes of searching, I hold up what I thought looked like a bra. And in that exact moment,

my friend's mom walked in as I'm holding her bra out in front of me all i could manage to get out of my mouth was it's not what it looks like and i was never invited to his house again yeah go for it do your questions hold on he was yeah, you can go look through my DVDs and pick a movie. So he's like, oh, now I'm in my friend's room. But instead of looking for DVDs, I'm going to look through this clothing. Well, he thought that DVDs were in the drawer. So he was probably trying to go through the clothing.

Who puts DVDs and then puts clothes over the DVDs? Well, this is his first time, his first time there. He doesn't know how his friend operates. I know, but I would be like, oh, this is a clothing drawer. Nobody puts clothes and DVDs. Like a seven-layer dip of items? Yeah. Also, what I think is, here's what I think is potentially also a little questionable about that. If you go into a friend's house and you're a kid, whether you're a kid or a teenager, you go into a friend's room, there might be a poster of a video game.

They might have some cool, fun toys around. If you're like a straight up kid, they're going bedroom in the house, which probably had a king size bed for mom and dad. See pictures of the parents and are digging through what looks like might be an underwear drawer. I'm calling shenanigans. Look, look, look,

there are, I went through a tour, saw his bedroom. Like, come on guys. This is his first time there. It was a huge house. Is it so hard to imagine

that this kid in this huge house could be rich as a mother and also has a king bed and loves his parents so much that he puts his parents photo in his room I think he he shooted his own dude here he shooted his own dude

I will say I had some I was a poor like on the poorer side in a rich neighborhood i had friends that had a queen-sized bed that were way too young to have a queen-sized bed but like the fact that he couldn't even explain himself and never came back to that friend's house little suss you could just quickly be like oh i was told and what the heck i don't know it's a little sus man you think he shot his dad yeah he shot his dad also how far how far would you go in any sort of situation before being like you know what i'm calling off this mission and i'm gonna go find my

friend yeah and be like hey um i'm lost i failed i failed DVDs I want to know how old this person was when they did it That's what I'm saying How interested were they in the bra? Cause that's also like If you are in a wealthy house Like I can see where if you don't have a lot of money For decoration A parents room might look like a kids room

They both might be a little bare But if it was a huge wealthy house Think about a parents room in a huge wealthy house. They're going to spend money on that. It's going to be like you walked into a Pier 1 that made out with an anthropology. And there's going to be candles and those smelly sticks everywhere. It's going to look like no child's room. Yeah.

And when a friend gives you a tour, when they give you a tour of their house, you remember what your friend's bedroom looks like. Like, come on. Yeah. And if the bedroom is where they were going to be hanging out to watch movies, there's got looks like. Like, come on. Yeah. And if the bedroom is where they were going to be hanging out to watch movies, there's got to be toys and games in there. This is a rich kid. These are straight up shenanigans. I have a real name.

This is his first time there. How is he supposed to know what the decoration was? What are you going to say, Shane? I was going to ask, put all ourselves in that situation. What is the excuse that you come up with that you think gets you out of that? I wouldn't get that far. I'm too nervous of a person. I'd step, I'd step,

I'd take one step into a room and be like, I'm not sure about this. And then just wait in the hallway. No, but you are, you are holding, I'm putting you in the situation. You are holding the bra. The mom is looking at you. What do you say in that situation i would

say um wow miss pierce i figured you for a d cup okay i don't doubt that for a second i i bet you would explain immediately oh my god i'm so sorry they told me to come into their bedroom and i'm lost and i they told me the top drawer like way. I would just let that slide and be misunderstood like that. I would just probably say like, I've been waiting for you, Miss Pierce. Stop. I don't know. What do you say?

I'm a colossal idiot. I would never get that far, dude. It's hard to put yourself in those shoes. Like, there's no way. I would not put my DVDs in with my underwear. Hold on. What if you just pull a total alpha move and you put the embarrassment on her? How?

Like, she's like, what are you doing here? And you're like, what are you doing in here? Why are you interrupting me? Oh, that's always the sign of a terrible liar.

When you're just like, you're like, I think you're lying. And they go just like I think you're lying and they go like I think you're lying right now. I could ask you the same thing. Yeah. And you're like okay. What are you doing with this bra?

I'm trying to think and I think you'd have to start with sorry I thought this was your son's room. I'm clearly super confused, but there's really no way of getting out of that situation. Yeah, man, yeah. I think I'd just go.

You might as well be in the vault holding the cash. What are you going to say? You're like, this isn't the 7-Eleven ATM. Yeah. You're done. You're going to jail. Sorry, I'm studying clothing design and this is just impeccable work

what if you just went like what is this I don't even know what this is what do you do with this there's no way you ever get that far that's crazy no hecking way is this like a weird like

harness for rock climbing oh stop this is crazy this like a weird like harness for rock climbing? Oh, stop. This is crazy. Is this a carabiner for the person that climbs lead? That is a massive shoot, dude. Nice blindfold, Mrs. Jenkins. You certainly shooted your own dude there, Anonymous. Yeah, you shot me, dog.

It's a little sus. It's a little sus. But I'm sorry that happened to you. I'm sorry you can't go to that fancy house anymore. Maybe just be a little more careful when you're looking through drawers. Don't pick up bras. Yeah, don't pick them up and lift them out of the drawer. As soon as you see underwear in a drawer, you shut that thing.

That's not where they keep the DVDs. That's where I keep my most precious DVDs. Yeah, the only DVDs you're going to find in there is keep the DVDs. That's where I keep my most precious DVDs. Yeah, the only DVDs you're going to find in there is not the DVDs. That's where I thought the story was going. I was waiting for like a weird, yeah, that's what I thought was happening. I found what I thought was a purple lightsaber, but you know. Growing up, my family, like we had all the family-friendly movies out in the living room. And then my dad had all his like rated R movies up in his closet in the top shelf. He still kind of does that with his favorite special movies.

Ew. What do you mean by favorite special movies? Like Groundhog Day. Nothing inappropriate like, oh, yeah, American Pie unrated version. Keep that. No. Intergalactic milfs. Like his all-time favorites that he doesn't want to get lost because his kids are always losing shit but all his kids are in but all

his kids are adults are you saying never mind but all his kids are adults now it's just a habit that he still has that's cute my dad's adorable all right well um so that does it for uh this podcast this uh thus ends uh the second week of quarantine how are you guys feeling great aside from the migraine i'm doing all right i'm busier than i've ever been, which is interesting. Yeah. Yeah, I know. It's actually like, I guess I'll put it out there. It's really important to have a creative outlet in this time and being locked inside. Like it's so important. I didn't realize that until thinking back on this week of like a shooting and and always having a project to work on every day. Because I know if I didn't have anything to do,

it would start to eat me up. So I think that it's so important to have some sort of creative outlet, just some sort of project, some hobby, something that keeps your mind engaged on something other than just like watching netflix yeah or watching your favorite uh smosh videos yeah our smash videos while sipping my favorite i'm getting sick of like my routine that i've created for myself here like wake up

work out do work and then like chill the rest of the day i'm'm like, no, I need to go. I want to just go outside. I want to freaking someone drive around and me sticking out of the sunroof going, yeah. Oh yeah, hereditary. That's what I want. I just want Perks of Being a Wallflower driving through the tunnel, standing outside the truck,

just freaking freedom, bro. But you can do all those things. Go for a run in your neighborhood. As soon as we're done here today, go for a run in your neighborhood. No excuses. Make yourself do it. Just don't go near people. I do it every day and I'm tired of it. Do it again. You can drive around with your windows down.

It's not, yeah, I can. It's just like, I want someone to drive for me and me just be like, woo, with my top off. That's the one thing you can't. You can. It's called putting a brick on the gas pedal and also if you guys are going on runs every day try not to do the same course every day it's not safe so like i've already exhausted the course that i've been doing around my neighborhood you don't want to be doing the same one every time unless it's an extremely public place be careful like uh just be safe be safe stay away from people no matter what but don't forget to get a little bit of sun but not too much sun because

that's radiation that's bad but get a little bit of sun vitamin d i'm getting more radiation being in my house near my wi-fi so much thanks for hanging out with me guys thanks to the listeners and the viewers for hanging out with us i know that podcasts have really helped me stay sane and feel comforted in this weird ass time so i'm glad that you guys have chosen us and our podcast to do that for you guys and we'll probably be be doing, this quarantine cast and quarantining for, for quite a while. Um, cause we're trying to stay safe,

trying to keep people safe, safety and, and, and health is our number one priority. So, so I'm willing to do this as long as we need to. Me too. All right.

Awesome. Love you guys. All right. Love you. Bye. See you next week. touch your face don't touch your face don't touch that face don't touch your face you