Smosh Mouth - S2: #64 - How The Internet Tainted My Soul & Walking in on Grandma (Shoot Dood!)

Episode Date: May 20, 2020

Courtney, Shayne, and Jackie decided that one moment of cringe wasn’t enough, so they’re reading ALL of your Shoot Dood emails! From Dad’s secret hiding into the closet to why you should always lock the bathroom door, get ready for some unforgettable Shoot Dood moments. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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From tires to auto repair, we're always there. Treadexperts.ca Go Ramble. When we were coming back from Australia, it's an overnight flight. I go to the bathroom. I start to just push the door open and it just slams back in my face. I thought the light doesn't even come on until you lock. Yeah, they don't.

They're in there pooping in the dark. I just suddenly see someone on a bicycle rolling by really slowly. Immediately I saw them and I was like, oh my God, that's my ex. I just really didn't like things that moved fast at my face. You know when you're like laying down and playing with the baby and then the baby just like starts crawling at you. I was just like, whoa, wait, wait, back up baby. Chris Pratt was really cool.

He was really sweet. I forgot to smell him. That was like a lot of people's first question. What did he smell like? Oh, and guys are all weird oh my god guys i sliced my thumb open repeatedly last night i was cleaning a cheese grater oh and like for some reason thought it was a good idea to like wipe off the cheese with my thumb but i basically just like grated fun that's really great little like scratch marks all across it so is the grater cleaner are you yeah did you clean it like is there still cheese

in it i stopped cleaning it after i cut my thumb and it's in my sink i still have a lot of dishes to do so i'll deal with it then and i will use a proper cleaning tool not my hands cleaning a cheese grater is actually pretty tough because you end up just grating a sponge yeah and then you just yeah yeah i don't like sponge flakes i don't like using a sponge i like using the brush i have rough hands like i have i have man hands so like are you do you have soft hands. Roll the sounds. So, like, do you have soft hands? I feel like they would easily, like, get graded.

I think I have, I actually think I have really soft hands, despite the fact that I, like, lift weights. I don't wear gloves when I lift weights, and I still have, like, soft hands. I don't know what the deal is. I'm, like, addicted to, like, I have a weird thing with my hands being dry after I wash my hands, so I'm always hitting that hand lotion. But I feel like my overall bone structure is masculine oh yeah okay all right so we should probably I was probably into the hot now we really got into this okay so welcome we're about to cast

this pod I am so ready um we have me and myself and I just kidding. It's more than one person. It is, to die. Yeah, sorry. We got Shane Top here, we got Jackie. Wait, what, how do I say your last name? I messed this up. Uwe. Uwe, I love that. Jackie Uwe, that's a dope last name.

And Courtney Miller. Yeah, we're here chilling, you know. We talking about cutting our thumbs and. That's right. And for those of you listening, I'm sure most of you probably do know, but Jackie's been in a lot of our sketches. You were in, I know you were in Eat It or Yeet It.

Were you in any other pit videos or? I think that's the only pit video I've been in. So far. Yeah, so far. But you've been around, and you've been doing awesome work. You're hilarious. And so we figured we'd let you come on to something a little bit easier than eat it or eat it.

Yeah. A little less painful. Your stomach is safe today. Yes. My stomach is like trash. Yeah, psych. We actually shipped a squid to your door. So if you could go open it.

We can eat that now. I would probably eat it though. Like right now in this quarantine, I've been eating everything that's in my house. Like I'm going so hard about like not wasting food because I'm like, you are blessed to have these beans. So if you send me a squid, like I'd probably chop it up, put it in some eggs.

Ooh, squid eggs. Squid eggs, not too bad. So tasty. See, I've been the opposite i have like healthy stuff that doesn't go bad like i have just like a bunch of almonds that i'm not eating yeah and like i have them there and i'll be like man i'm really hungry and then i just i have all these almonds but i'd never touch them and i'm like yeah i'm gonna salt it there yeah that was the mistake because i because i you know when you're at the grocery store and you're like you know what i'm gonna do really good i'm gonna have some unsalted raw

almonds and i'm gonna eat those and i'm gonna be so healthy and then you get home and you're looking at him you're like what the hell was i thinking and you need like seven or whatever to like it's like oh eat seven and it's one meal and i'm like when am i ever gonna have seven almonds like what i am not a squirrel yeah seven almonds seven oh geez i literally have been what i've been doing mostly with them is when i go to the park to read every day i put some in my pocket and i the squirrels there i like i'll toss i'll toss some to them so cute like what's up here you go that's a very cute wait do you really go to the park every day and yeah because if

I don't if I don't like I need a reason to go outside but I need to like stay away from people still so I go to the park there's this bench that no one's ever at it's this like open area so I go there and sometimes I read sometimes I just like sit there and just just because I'm like if I don't I won't get sun and I'll just be inside and then I lose my mind.

I don't have a, I don't have a balcony or a patio or anything. So I can't believe Shane's becoming a crazy old lady. You are. That's so, that's so good for you. So thank you. Thank you. Yeah. I just feed the pigeons and I'm waiting for Macaulay Culkin to get lost in New York and I will help him. For those watching, you will see and actually maybe don't even realize yet, but we are all wearing matching or not matching,

but we're all wearing Smosh merch. That's right. We all are wearing Smosh merch. Shane's got the new floral sweatshirt on that has sweatpants to match. Ain't he cute? Wow. Wow, wow, so pretty.

Whoa. Shane, you're so pretty. So pretty. Yeah, so Shane is just standing up doing T poses and kind of like twisting his body around. This hoodie feels like a warm cloud. It's very comfy. It is.

And I've got the Pizza Place hoodie on. We now have a Pizza Place hoodie that is a nice like khaki beige. It's a beige, beige color. The, so, and then Jackie's wearing our classic tie-dye smosh hoodie. Just an absolute win. It is, that one's a very comfy, cozy one.

That one's a little bit warmer. It is, I'm a little. I'm a little toasty. Yeah. These new ones are like, I don't know. I feel like they're like a summer hoodie because they're super light and like fluffy. Yeah. I feel like I can wear this like in the summertime and it's chilling. So we can get one to you, Jackie, so you aren't super toasty all the time.

I would love that. But yeah, they're on the Smosh.store right now if you guys want to get them. So we're super excited. I love this hoodie. It's very cute. And the back. It's very nice. I'm turning around.

When I wear mine, I blend in with my walls because you see my beige walls back here. Oh, I was like, do you have floral wallpaper? I wish. That'd be dope. I feel like when I wear this, I feel like I'm very on trend. I feel like tie-dye is having a moment or something. Dude, it totally is back. It's totally back.

It's back. Yeah, it's been back. And so when I got this, I was like, oh, thank God. Yeah. Ugh, I can hang out. Like, I'm a cool kid now, you know? I don't know what the deal was, because tie-dye was, like, not in for a long time. They also were, like, they weren't doing it right for a long time.

It was always those basic colors that like I don't really like that green, that hard green and like yellow and blue. It was just like nah. They're getting creative with it and I love it. I like this soft. I don't normally buy light. This is going gonna sound weird i don't like to buy light colored clothes because i'm a i'm gonna spill on them or something yeah so like this i've only worn this like once or twice so far because i'm just really nervous i'm gonna get like pasta on it dude i i'm on

i totally know what you mean i that makes sense yeah i know what you mean i i always my instinct, my instinct when I see something cute, I'm always like, okay, where is it in black? Because like that's just like the easiest color. Always matches everything like and hides all the ketchup. Okay, so I'm really excited for this episode because normally we only do one shoot dude at the end of every episode. But today I begged and begged and we're going to do an all out tons of shoot dudes the whole episode. We're going to be reading fans or fans, listeners submitted stories of shoot dude moments. But yeah, we're going to read a bunch of them, react, feel feelings, talk about our feelings. Just, you know, talk about our feelings.

Yeah. Let's talk about, I got a lot of feelings. I think everybody has a lot of feelings. Yeah. Especially now. Right now. Yeah. Oh my God.

We've all been in. You got a smile to keep from crying. Yeah, dude. This, the video. Yeah. This, this video we posted recently, uh, how to go viral. I literally like, that was the, I had a mental breakdown that day. Like in full Dameron out, like wardrobe.

That was my breaking point of quarantine. I just, got too much bro i'm sorry it's okay i'm sure i'm not alone and i'm better now you're not but yeah you don't have to like have a you're not you're not not doing better look i had my own little breakdown um i just wasn't in a full outfit and costume when it happened. It's like trying to take yourself seriously. You're like, oh. Just in a weird way. I think it's gotten to the point, everyone has a mini breakdown every week. We've learned how to space out our breakdowns and organize them.

Be like, okay, I'm free on Thursday at about 3 p.m. Yes. So I'm going to just freak out then. Just kind of let loose. Yes. So I'm gonna just freak out then. But I have a hard out at 4.30, so we just gotta make sure we get it started. We gotta make it quick. Guys, I gotta freak out right now. Can we cut this?

I hate crying, dude. It makes my face all puffy after. It feels good after some time. You know when crying feels like a workout? Where it's like You just send out all of this negative energy and you're just like, okay, I'm good now. I did it. Yeah.

Where are my grapes? Where are my grapes? Where are my grapes? That's always my first thought. All right. I'm looking for a first episode, first story. Where are my grapes? Can I tell you guys something I did last night yes

speaking of grapes oh I think I was watching I was watching YouTube and these creators were like they're the Rybka twins I was watching the Rybka twins I've never heard of these you've never heard of the Rybka twins okay so they're these two twins and they they're from Australia I'm watching the Rybka twins. I've never heard of these. You've never heard of the Rybka twins? Okay.

So they're these two, they're these two twins and they, they're from Australia and they do acro and like gymnastics and tumbling and all this stuff. Oh, dope. And one on one video, they're like, we really, I can't do an, I'm not even going to try it.

I'm an Aussie. Nope. It's fine. We've butchchered we just got back from Australia and we butchered Australian accents the entire time we were there I just like my accents are just literal trash but they were just basically saying like oh for summer we like to have frozen grapes and I was like I can't it's summer

over here I'm gonna make frozen grapes so I made frozen grapes last night and I really enjoyed eating them like i just it was a good time so that's after i cried i had some frozen grapes cry and get some frozen grapes dude that's a good way did you okay i heard this random story that if you're feeling depressed or sad if you eat an orange in the shower it'll make you feel better for for a little while if you're just having a bad day you mean like just I mean, the article I read said, used the word depressed or sad.

Right, right. So that's just what I read. Like if you're just in a bad mood, I could see that changing around. Or like if you were like me, having a mental breakdown and crying, I'm sure if I had eaten an orange in the shower, apparently it helps you feel better.

Eating an orange while showering. You know why I believe that? Is because if you're just having a bad day, if you're just kind of like off track for, or even a week, that's just such a weird thing to do that it's going to just kind of like break the wheel. You're just going to like be sitting there and be like, what the hell am I doing?

And then you're going to like be out of your head for a second. Yeah. And then just kind of laugh. Just like peeling the orange. And do you peel the orange before you get in the, I mean, that's what I think about because I have a hard time peeling oranges.

I ate an orange yesterday for the first time in a while and peeling it was a nightmare and I ended up just with a heap of just garbage. No, I used to, when I was a kid, my mom's house had this big orange tree and there was small rocks all over the ground. And I would pick a big old orange and I'd use one of the sharper rocks. I'd pretend I was like a nature child and I would use the rock to like break it in half.

And then I'd just eat it like that. Just cut them in half and eat them like that. Wait, sorry. While we're, since we're talking about fruit, I'm going to have an ongoing thing. I'm going to have an ongoing thing on this podcast. I'm going to start it now because I started it on Twitter Jackie what is in your opinion the best kind of apple

if you had to choose you can only eat one type of apple for the rest of your life like red like the Granny Smith just like a wait a second is it cause there's those ones that are like reddish with like a little bit of yellow.

There's a lot of different types. There's a lot of different types. Okay. Well, let me start. It would be a red apple. It wouldn't be green. I'm not trying to. Like the little, the red, like, like that one.

I love those too. Like the red, but not the small ones you got with the school lunches that were covered in wax. Oh, yeah. No. And were like never actually ripe. No. Because there were like so many preserved,

you know what I'm saying? Like not those ones. But I don't like a sour apple, so like a nice sweet, maybe not a full red apple, like a pinky red kind of apple, you know what I'm saying? Okay, okay. I think I know what you're talking about.

All right, fair, fair. Look, all I'm saying, I am campaigning that Granny Smith apples are definitively the best kind of apple. I can't remember which they look like. That's all I'm going for. That's the green, green apples are Granny Smith. No, no, they're too tart.

No, they're the best. They're the best. With peanut butter maybe. Okay, we can start these shoot shows. Yes, sorry, sorry. But let us know in the comments of the video version of this, just let us start these shoot-ins. Yes, sorry. Sorry. But let us know in the comments of the video version of this. Just let us know what Apple you stan.

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Alright, are you guys ready for the first shoot dude? Yes. And then if it ever sparks a shoot dude memory that you have, Jackie or Shane, please step in. Of course. Shoot shoot dude shoot dude shoot dude shoot dude shoot dude shoot dude shoot dude okay so this first one is from amber one night when my dad wasn't home i went into his closet to look for one of my shirts, thinking he accidentally took it, only to open the door to see this pink sheet dropped over something.

It took my brain approximately 1.2 seconds to realize that what the sheet was covering had the outline of a human body. So, of course, I ran. My first thought was, OMG, my dad killed somebody and stuffed them under a pink sheet in his closet, only to come back after I calmed down and realized the body was made of rubber. I had accidentally found my dad's sex doll. I closed the door. I never spoke of it until now. Oh.

Shoot. Shoot. Andrew, no. Oh, that's, that's. Oh my God. That's rough. Yeah, that's not okay. And it's also a creep, that's also like, I don't know, that's a creepy way to like have it in storage,

have just a sheet over it. Yeah. But how else would you store it? Like my bride, my bride, her veil. How else do you store a sex doll? I mean, there's really not a. Like a rubber one. Yeah, there's really not a... Like a rubber one. Yeah, there's really no good way.

But that to me seems like the worst way. I have a question though. Because in the beginning she said, I went into my dad's closet because I thought he had my shirt. And I'm like, is your dad wearing Amber's clothes? Yeah, I mean, I wear a lot of oversized t-shirts. You know whoa

whoa. Oh that's a rough no no no is that too far? That's scary as hell. It's not technically too far my head to like try and make sense of the situation was like oh she wears like oversized t-shirts and so maybe her dad

accidentally took her oversized t-shirt so that that's a possibility and also unfortunately jackie that is a possibility but what i think because we've had other shoot dudes where someone's like oh i happen to be looking through this drawer yeah I think maybe Amber was just snooping around. Like, she doesn't want to say like, oh, I was looking through my dad's stuff

or through my parents' stuff. What kid didn't snoop around their older siblings or their dad's stuff? Yeah, kids do that. So she can't just, she can't just say, oh, I was looking through

my dad's closet. But it's possible. And she might have already been like, like, might have glimpsed something in the closet once and was like, wait, so i'm gonna

go look and see what yeah with binoculars from i've never found anything like that in my parents closet i never i never sneaked in my parents stuff because friends told me about stuff like that yeah i mean i used to hide my mom's closet she had this gold purse that was like that loose metal sequiny chain pattern yeah and i would hide in her closet and just touch the purse and then my dad keeps like because you know i grew up mormon so my dad kept all like the pg-13 rated r dvds in the closet but you're like they weren't even bad movies it was like groundhog day and like stuff yeah that's funny um but god oh that's rough that's really rough that's like a line you just don't want to cross with your parents

like I'm like cool I don't want to know I just don't want to know that's oh man especially if you're still living it's possible she's like she's like pretty young so like that's just rough to be at that age and finding out oh yeah it's awful don't want it don't need it

that's a shoot dude that's the I can't really finding. Don't need it. That's a shoot, dude. That's a shoot, dude. I can't really finding a dead body would be the only thing worse. I would almost, no. I was going to say I would almost prefer to find a dead body than a sex doll. But, you know. Because then I'd rather my dad be a serial killer than just have a sex doll. Yeah.

Do you want to read the next one, Shane? Okay. I just picked a random one. This is a short one because I figure we can do a bunch in this episode. Who's it from? It's from Parav. I believe that's P-U-R-A-V. They wrote,

when my girlfriend and I were 15, her mom walked in on us redressing after sex. She said nothing, closed the door and left. My girlfriend was too embarrassed to go downstairs, so I went downstairs instead. And all I could say when I saw her mom was, I don't know what you thought we were doing, but it wasn't

sex. Oh, no! Oh! Is that it? That's it. Oh my god! I want to know the rest! I don't know what you think we were doing, but it definitely wasn't sex

Just to put your mind at ease It was not sex No sex was being had Pardon me, madame Whatever you saw back there Was certainly not intercourse Milady, milady T'was not the sex

T'was not the sex I was having with you, daughter No That's a shoot dude, but like, that's a shoot dude because dude, don't say that. Shoot, don't say that. I've never even come close to anything like that, I don't think. Like, no.

Oh my God. I didn't because I was a virgin when I was a teenager. So that was not happening. So you didn't have to experience that. But I also, I probably, that would have been me. Like if that happened, I would have probably been like,

we weren't, we definitely weren't having sex. That's actually messed up that the daughter of her, like that's her parents. She refused to go downstairs, but the boyfriend had the balls to go downstairs but the boyfriend had the balls to go downstairs and face the parents so kudos to the boyfriend because like that's tough

like trying having the courage to go down and try and make things better for but like that girl should have man like nut up yeah nut up or over up oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh my god yeah well we definitely weren't having sex it was not the sex at all all right let's do this long one this one's from danny this hat oh it's an australian one this happened a few years ago in australia where i live i used to work at night market in brisbane and sometimes had a few creeps try to follow me home so my dad bought me a flick knife highly illegal in the australian continent in case i if i ever had to bluff my way out of a situation it was actually a light it was

actually lighter in the shape it was a it was a lighter like it was a are you reading it i'm looking at it too don't don't what okay i'm sorry but it was a it was a lighter in the shape of a grenade that had a hidden blade flick out that when you pressed a button so it not only looked like a grenade, but it was also a knife. It just lived in the bottom of my bag and I kind of forgot about it. I'd applied for a job for security at the airport and went for a group interview. Of course, they took us out to the back to show us how it all worked. And we too had to put our bags through the x-rays. Lo and behold, they find the knife, which I had totally forgotten about because I was so nervous.

They had to call the police and I was arrested and the court date set. I should have been charged with having a weapon in a sterile environment, which is a Commonwealth offense, the worst kind. And being from New Zealand, I could have been deported or at least gone to jail. Oh, my God. Luckily, because I was cooperating with the police and obviously didn't plan to bring a knife to a job interview for security at an airport, they just charged me with having a weapon in public. Went to my court date and they took people in in groups.

My judge was basically a judge duty, a very severe older lady, and I was last. Everyone who went before me got her full wrath and I was sure she was going to destroy me. I go, I got up there and she just goes, oh, you must be so embarrassed because she saw how ridiculous the situation was. She let me off with a good behavior bond, not even a fine. Needless to say, I didn't get the job, though they said I interviewed really well and I would have gotten it. Can't ever get a security license now though. though oh still to this day telling the story makes me want to crawl into a hole and die shoot dude oh my goodness that sucks that's like that always happens with like dude purses have weird juju okay oh yeah like when i

switch a purse for some reason i forget the one thing in like a purse that i always like that i always need like there's always some crap going wrong with purses have you ever gotten stopped and searched at the airport or anything like when my bag goes through the scanner or like or like randomly selected like your bag goes through and then you get pulled to the side yeah go through all your stuff yeah i have and they have to go through every single thing. Dude, you know what's weird? And I think he has no problem with me saying this. Damien gets randomly selected every single time.

And I mean- Oh, that's not random. And he told me this. He told me this once and I was like, okay, maybe you've gotten selected a couple of times and you're exaggerating here. And then every time we flew and we flew in Australia, we've flown on tour, he had gotten randomly selected every time.

And I've never been. I've never, I've never been randomly selected. Damien got randomly selected every single time. And in general, you know, Damien and I look the exact same. We're both just like late twenties white dudes, but he gets randomly selected every time. And I was like, I don't-

Is it his name? I'm wondering if there's just like some sort of algorithm with like your last name or like, I don't know. I don't know. Clearly, clearly he's getting selected. That's so weird. I don't know. He can talk about it, whatever.

I don't think he has any problem with me saying that. But yeah, it's creepy. That's so weird. I think I've been like once and they just did like the hand wipe for the for that randomly selected yeah but yeah dude it sucks when they go through your bag it really sucks i'm pretty good about it because my dad's a pilot so i knew i've always known like exactly how to avoid it and i'm pretty intense about yeah just not having anything that even resembles yeah anything yeah i was flying to vegas for my birthday on my so it was like my 25th birthday i was super excited and i i was flying at lax i was running late i was already and i had the bag i had two bags i had one bag with just like my stuff in it.

And I had another bag that had all of the snacks in it. And so I have this huge duffel bag of just like Cheetos and Edo. Like all of the Edo's were in this bag. And I don't know what else was in that bag. Like I think I don't know what else was in the bag, but I got stopped. And I was like, I don't have anything. I think, yeah, because I fly with lotion, but I always check it. I don't know. Basically, they stopped me. me they went through they tested everything in my bag and it made me like super late to my flight and so then I'm running over

I'm running and I'm freaking out because it's my birthday and I'm like I was supposed to fly in early because I was supposed to set up set up the room I was supposed to set up the room I had the streamers in the bag like I was really excited And then in the process of them searching my bag, I misplaced my driver's license and my boarding pass. So then I, yeah, I got stuck at the, I just could not find it in time.

And so I was on the standby list and then they kept bumping me off of the list. It was, and I, so then I just like sat in a corridor and cried for a moment. Oh. But you eventually, you eventually made it.

Eventually I made it, and I was just, I was just so, I was just so bummed, because I live on, I was like, let me not like expose where I'm at. Turn out the dogs yourself. Let me not do that. I live a fair distance away from the LAX. I mean, who doesn't live?

Everybody does. Oh, it's always a drag. It's impossible to live close to LAX. Like it's, even if you live, even if you live a mile away from LAX, you live forever away from LAX. It's so hard to get to. Yeah, so I just was like, I was already up super,

it was just a mess. That's a shoot dude. But it's fine. That's a shoot dude. That's a little shoot dude, Jackie. a that's a little shoot dude i feel bad for this guy too because it's like criminal offenses that are being brought up against him yeah this that sucks and i like these i love the situation i'm just like no no no no it's not a grenade it's just a knife yeah yeah guys relax oh my god i killed that many people with it. I don't know if you remember this, Shane, but whenever we flew to Sacramento, I used to have this key chain that was brass knuckles. But it was literally, I'm holding my hand up and I'm touching my finger to my thumb.

Like a pin size. It was literally like a two-year-old or like a baby couldn't fit their hand into this brass knuckle. It was so small. And yet I would get stopped and TSA would be like, what is this? I'm like, it's a key chain. Like, you can't have this. I'm like, how can I hurt somebody?

If you trained a small monkey to use this, you could take over a plane. I could hurt more people with my actual keys than this little key chain. I also once had to, I was trying to fly to Utah to see my mom, she doesn't live there anymore i was waiting at my gate and i had my headphones in and i was playing uh balloon down balloon tower defense you know that game yeah it's like we pop balloons and it's just like monkeys popping

balloons it's okay um and i was so into it that i missed on the intercom that my gate changed uh and i missed my flight it was a late night flight the last one of the evening and i had taken my dad's giant ass toyota truck which took it had i had to park it at a different lot get shuttled to the airport it's southwest so luckily they'll like just like oh just get on this next flight and don't even worry about it. But it was like, okay, you're gonna go on the 5 a.m. flight. And I like was like, dude, I don't even, I feel like going back home. So like I ended up just staying home

or no, not staying home, staying in the airport, like outside, like near the staircase. And there was like one other person there is so eerie, just like waiting there overnight. I spent most of it watching videos on the history and storyline of the Legend of Zelda saga. That's not too bad.

That's not too bad. So at least got important information. I remember getting stuck at the airport when I was a kid. There was one time where my mom and I were stuck in the airport from like 7 a.m. until midnight that night at the Albuquerque airport, which is actually a nice airport. But back then, all I had was a Game Boy Advance. Those batteries.

Yeah. And also just like you would play a game for a little bit. But back then, like you just you just kind of got bored of that. And then you just didn't have anything else. And I didn't have a phone. I did not have anything. I didn't have a way to watch stuff. It's weird because that feels like it's the medieval ages now.

Right. Because now getting stuck at an airport isn't as bad now. Like, I don't know, because I'll bring like a Kindle and a Switch and my phone. I have ways to watch just endless stuff. Yeah. But back then. You definitely can occupy yourself more for sure. You have like your one book you got from the library. You're like, do I spend it? Do I read all now? Yeah. But back then. You definitely can occupy yourself more for sure. You have like your one book you got from the library and you're like, do I spend it?

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This one is from Jenna. I was with my cousins and we decided to order pizza. I had remembered that I had the number of a pizza place in my phone because a few days ago I had a party when my parents were away and my friends ordered pizza in my phone. I called the number. Sorry. It's a weird reading. I called the number and ordered the pizza.

The person took my order but didn't ask for my address So I called back about seven times Until I realized that the number belonged to the dad of a boy Who I liked at the time And had called his dad on my phone on the night of the party I was so embarrassed But it was made worse when I saw him at my friend's house that weekend He asked me why I called his dad eight times And ordered pizza from him I was so embarrassed, but it was made worse when I saw him at my friend's house that weekend.

He asked me why I called his dad eight times and ordered pizza from him and exposed in front of all our friends who continue to make fun of me for it. Oh, my God. I guess that's a shoot down. So she was set up. Am I am I misunderstanding that? Like someone put that under in her phone. I think maybe it was like in her recent calls or something. Yeah.

The phone number. But why would the would the dad okay this is my question she calls this number hi i'd like to order a pizza for delivery and this dad is like okay and then he she orders a pizza and he's like okay and hangs up yeah she went through a whole pizza order and thought it was a pizza place and hung up which means the dad played along maybe he thought it was a pizza place and hung up, which means the dad played along. Maybe he thought he was being prank called. I don't know. That's actually possible.

Yeah. Did he pick up? I want to know if he picked up after, like, does he pick up every time? Yeah, also, yeah, he just says hello. He doesn't go, like, pop his pizza. At no point did he say, stop calling. This isn't a pizza place.

Yeah, what a weird situation. The dad's weird. The dad's weird in this. The dad's the weird one. Yeah, he say, stop calling. This isn't a pizza place. Yeah. What a weird situation. I don't know. The dad's weird. The dad's weird in this. The dad's the weird one. Yeah. He's the shoot dude. Have you guys ever prank called somebody? I don't like pranks.

You don't like pranks at all? You don't like pranks? I knew I really, but like. I don't. I cannot get down with pranks because I just feel like, I feel like they go into me. There's a fine line between a prank being really good and then a prank getting mean spirited and then the prank only being like good for the person that pulled the prank i used to work at an advertising agency so we were like making moves making deals you were don draper i was don draper right and my team used to really love pranks but

it would be like my boss was the one that really liked to do the pranks and I was an assistant. So it's like it's just it's also like a mind game when your boss is pranking you because you're like, I can't go as hard. I can never go as hard as you're trying to come for me. Like you're trying to come for me, but like I'm trying to keep this job. Oh my God. Like what kind of pranks? Like put your stapler in jello. It would be like, it was like, they'd flip your screen or they would like hide under your desk for like hours

until you came back. So you'd scream or they would like, we all had Nerf guns. So we would like shoot people with Nerf guns and all of this stuff. And yeah, I was always like, just don't prank me. Just don't prank me and I won't prank you. So that was. It's good you're putting this out there now.

Yeah, because we've done some pranks. Being in the Smosh universe, getting pranked is a possibility. We used to do it a lot more. I have been at the unfortunate end of getting pranked a lot. Quite a few times, yeah. Yeah, quite a few times. There was one time where I got pranked literally twice in like the span of one week.

Oh gosh. Yeah, it was pretty brutal.ed literally twice in in like the span of one week oh gosh yeah it was pretty brutal what was twice in the week well so for one I I thought we were gonna have Logan Lerman on you posted that and then I we were literally on I know isn't he cute he literally like I saw him that day he was like around our yeah he did visit he's gonna be he's gonna be here we're about to film and we start filming and i i'm like kind of just one of the side people there uh audience member and then they're like yeah and our next contestant is shane and i was like what and i didn't know and the whole point of the show was them to find embarrassing tweets of mine and so they put me on

the spot uh and then the other one was uh i we were going to I was going to be doing a thing where Ian was going to be interviewing John Boyega while I like puts like I know. And it's like, well, I was on a mic in a different building saying shit to him. Yeah, you were like in his you were supposed to be in his ear. Making him say awful stuff. Well, it turns out I was then we get there and they're like, hey, Shane, get in this kaiju suit, this dumb Godzilla looking thing. Yeah, dinosaur outfit.

And you're going to go in front of John Boyega while Ian tells you to do it. And I was like, oh, what? And it was insane. But luckily John Boyega was the coolest. Yeah, he's got a great attitude that's husband so I've

gotten pranked like that but also they got everyone threw me a surprise college graduation so they've also done wholesome pranks so it's tough it's been very balanced out when I watched that video I like honestly I started crying a little bit and I was like and I really didn't even know you like that Shane

but I watched that video and I was just like, it's just like these people, this is a family. Like they've all watched him on this journey and they're just like wanting to celebrate him. I was just like, what a beautiful connections he's made over these years. And they're so supportive. And it's just like, this is beautiful. It's definitely like, it's definitely like Oh, yeah. It's definitely like number one experience. It's very cool. It is so cool.

The opposite of a shoot dude. Yeah. Yeah. My, oh, God. My worst prank. Okay, obviously recently got like pranked in a haunted house. Yes. Around Halloween last year.

Yeah. That feels like yesterday. But then the one, I can't even tell if it's like a good prank or it's like a wholesome prank or it's a shoot, dude. Honestly, it's what it is. Was when they surprised me

with Chris Pratt on you posted that. And that, that dude, and they read my tweets talking about getting sexy with Star-Lord. Like, dude, while Groot dude yeah group watched like yeah so bad chris pratt was really cool yeah he was he was really sweet he called me sweetheart at the end and like gave me a hug i forgot to smell him missed opportunity uh i didn't I forgot to smell John Boyega. That was like a lot of people's first question.

When I told, when they like wanted to know about the experience, like what did he smell like? Okay. Oh, and guys are all weird. Listen. Like, did you smell his armpit or what? Yeah. I don't care about his personality. What did he smell like?

It was BO, but like it was hot BO, you know hot bio you know um yes yeah no that was that was interesting and then i did his neck smell different than his arms oh yeah pranks are crazy yeah so it's good to good to know the wholesome pranks are my favorite too like the the graduation was a good good old time i could probably get down with like a wholesome prank or like i don't know sometimes sometimes i think the timing is what it is i'm just like if you could just this is not a good time it's not a good time for me to be pranked my mental state's not great okay all right i'm looking for the next one um okay i actually i wait yeah go for it go for it. Go for it. Yeah. I found one.

It's pretty good, but it reminds me of something. Well, she wouldn't read ahead, boy. I, what? Sorry. Okay. I'll pick, I can pick a different one then. No, just do it. Just do it.

It's still there. So this is from Raiden, R-E-I-D-U-N. I think it's Raiden, which is a dope name. I was like eight or nine and at my grandma's house. Some of her friends were there too with a dog. At the time, I was terrified of dogs because of a previous accident. So I just sat still and watched TV.

However, the dog, a medium-sized one, started to bark at me. I got scared and figured I could lock myself in the bathroom. When I ran and opened the door, my grandma's friend was on the toilet and had not locked the door. I was so embarrassed and scared. So I ran to my grandma and cried. That's a,

that's a shoot dude. But it reminds me, it was when Damien and I were flying back from Japan last year, I was on the flight. It was like, this is like at 2 a.m. And we're, because we're on a, you know, overnight flight.

And I go to the bathroom. I open the door and there's just this old woman on the toilet. She just immediately slams the door back in my face. Oh my God. I was like, oh, shoot, dude. Shoot, dude. Oh, shoot, dude. Oh, shoot, dude. Sorry, Shoot, dude. Oh, shoot, dude.

Oh, shoot, dude. Sorry, sorry. Pretty. Oh, shit, dude. Shoot, dude. Shoot, dude. Oh, shoot. Oh, shoot.

You're shooting. And then when we were coming back from Australia, it's the same thing. It's an overnight flight. I go to the bathroom. I start to just push the door open, and it just slams back in my face. I didn't know that happened. Lock the door. Oh, God.

On a flight, lock the door. I thought the lights. The light doesn't even come on. lock the door. Oh, God. On a flight, lock the door. I thought the light doesn't even come on until you lock it. Yeah, they don't. They're pooping in the dark. Yeah.

Pooping in the dark. Why are you pooping in the dark? Are you a poop vampire? God, I'm not the weird one here. A pooping vampire. What are you, Edward Poopin? It's one here. A poopy vampire. What are you, Edward Poopin'?

It's not me. They're hanging upside down. I mean, it is kind of calming, though. Poop just falling, falling down their back. Oh, God. It's so hard to wash your back, too. Washing your back is tough. Wow. I can never understand.

Like, I guess like you can eat, like I cannot comprehend a fear of dogs. I understand it. Yeah, me either. I don't get it either. Are you scared of dogs? Have you had a scary experience? I get it man, if dogs lash out, it's scary.

I fully understand. Okay, I've never had any pets, right? And I've never had any pets. I have for a long time. I've been working really hard on it for a long time. I just really didn't like things that moved fast at my face or towards me. That's fair. You know when you're laying down and playing with the baby, and then the baby starts crawling at you like yeah are they like jolt like yeah you're

just like whoa wait hey back up baby baby we don't know each other like that baby you're brand new okay i think you're new to this whole life thing man man. You need to back up. Yeah, you need to back the fuck up. It's kind of the same thing with dogs. And even when cats move very quickly, that freaks me out. But I'm more so, I get freaked out when there are big dogs and they're excited. Oh, yeah. They're unaware of their size. Oh, they just will tackle you. They just start running in circles and stuff. And their energy starts, they're like unaware of their size. Oh, they just will tackle you. They just like start like running in circles and stuff.

And their energy starts like, they're just really hype. And then like my energy starts to like get like, oh, I don't know. What are we about to do, guys? What are we about to do? Oh, there's one time my friend's dog started barking. And it freaked me out so bad that I literally just jumped onto the island. And like, that's like a very... Yeah, you got hops.

Just like one jump. That's a Looney Tunes reaction there. Yeah. You, you, you, you scoobyed into Shaggy's arms. Yeah. Yes. I've gotten a lot better though. I'm good with like medium size and below and really old dogs with like cataracts.

Like those are my animals. I love old dogs. Old dogs that like can hardly move or anything, but they're still excited. So you just see their tail wagging a little bit. I love them. Super calm. I'm so unfazed by,

I think it's because like my first dog from because i we had one when i was a baby but i don't remember it but when i was in high school we had this dog she was huge but she was really patient but also like had um like she would throw tantrums and stuff and i got used to like wrestling down a big dog when they're having tantrums and then miel um from vine and like she used to dance and stuff. Her and I were really close friends and she had this rescue Chihuahua that would just randomly like get rabid and just start like attacking your hand. But like I got to the point where I was so like,

I would just like put my hand in his face and be like, stop biting my hand. Like I didn't even care. Like I, it was just, it didn't bother me at all. I love, I love, I love big dogs that I can wrestle. I just love it. I just love taking them down. Django loves playing with you. You're, you're great.

You're a great dog babysitter. I just, I love, dude, my dogs growing up, they were Australian Shepherds, but they were huge. They were like 80 pounds. Oh, Lord. They came from a family, like a family of Australian Shepherds that were just like twice the size than they should have been.

Oh my God. But I loved just like, just like tackling them. Like that's all I wanted to do. I love it. Love it so much. I wish I could have a dog, man, but I live in such a small place

and I'm outside of quarantine. I'm never home. So I'm my brain. I'm constantly at war with like, okay, maybe I can foster a cat while I'm here. But then sometimes I see such funny videos of like chunky chihuahuas, dude. And like, Oh,

at the end of the day, any dog is the best dog. I mean, it's just, or cat. I don't know. I, yeah. But I also, but I also understand I had a friend, my best or cat. I don't know. I, yeah. But I also understand, I had a friend, my best friend growing up was terrified of dogs because he had a dog bite him.

And then, but then they eventually got a dog when he was a little bit older and he like, you know, eventually, it's not a matter of liking dogs or cats in general, you eventually find you get a dog and you love that. It's why people have their breeds that they're like, oh, my family only has Pomeranians because they're the best.

I'm like, any dog would be that dog. It's that family dog. I will say, like, I've been attacked before. Like, actually, like, I used to, I didn't have any friends in the first part of freshman year, just my dog, Holly. And I would bring her to the dog park every evening for hours.

It was illegal dog park. It was like at a school field and i basically was just like friends the dogs did drugs people yeah the dogs did drugs uh the owners supply the drugs no and i would hang out with a lot of like older people and like their their dogs and like one of them was a rescue i think i got too close while it was like yeah it was being territorial over like a hole. And I got chomped on the chin. Oh. A little bit of blood, but not much. It was like, it wasn't so bad. Yeah, they'll just kind of warning snap at you.

But it's jarring, man. They're strong. Dogs are predators. I mean, they are. They are descendants of wolves. It felt like the same stun of like getting hit in the face with a ball. Like that same thing concentrated to my chin. Yeah.

It's shocking. Yeah. I don't think there's anything. Yeah. I fully understand. I'm waiting for to have a place where I live where I have the space to have an animal. Because I'm like, I think I could do it. I feel like I've been around enough dogs at this point that I could eventually do it.

But I'd take some warming up. Like I'm like a little thing. I think you would like, you could definitely go and get like an older cat that like, just wants to do its own thing. Like it's like, hey man, I'm gonna hang out over here. I respect you, but you hang out over there. Yeah, I'll let you know occasionally

but other than that I'm gonna go chill yeah man sometimes I'm just like this close man I even had an email like this cat is available and I was like

ahhh but I I was like I'm gonna hold off the second the second a cat or dog entered no matter what

if it was a Great Dane I would be like oh well I'm keeping him now so that's why I'm like I just can't I mean Great Dane, I would be like, oh, well, I'm keeping him now. So that's why I'm like, I just can't. I mean, Great Danes. I say that, but my neighbor actually has a Great Dane and it actually works out, I think.

Yeah, no, they're very lazy. They just chill. They just want to chill. When I used to take Django to the dog park all the time, there was this giant Great Dane that literally it was white with black blotches. So it literally looked like a cow. Those ones freak me out. He was so gentle with Jango.

Yeah, I know dude, they are so big. Big massive dogs are actually not really the main concern. They will squish you, they will try and sit in your lap. Medium or small dogs are what will lash out usually though, I feel like. This is good information. I've never, Great Danes are never. And it's also dog to dog.

Great Danes are terrified of everyone. Yeah, and they are hyper. Scooby Doo is like real. Like they are, they're terrified of everything. And they can be, they can be hyper, but like the one I knew that apparently was just a complete couch potato. It would like go to the dog park

and like Jango would run circles around it and like chomp at his legs and he would just kind of like just like yeah it's floppy cheeks just moving around and he would just jog for like 10 feet and that was the most exercise it would get okay we talked about dogs for a while i think this like we can only do one or two more do you want to read one jackie yeah i'm kind of bad at reading um you nailed it you nailed it no let me like zoom in on um let me see if I can zoom in. Okay, I'm going to do, I'll do a short one. My mom, my two siblings and I got McDonald's a while back and my mom paid in cash.

She got 69 cents back and I laughed because I've been on the internet way too long. She then proceeded to yell at me for 20 minutes about how unholy I've become and how the internet has tainted my soul. Shoot. Shoot. Wow. Whoa. Oh my God. Wait, where was this at? At McDonald's.

They went to McDonald's. Yelling in the middle of the McDonald's, the pigeons outside are like, oh damn. How dare you know what 69 means? You are an unholy child of God. How dare you desecrate this holy, holy building? The golden arches are above us, and you dare. Oh, my God.

You dare insult Ronald McDonald. Oh. I feel like people, like, laugh at 69 before they even actually know what it is. Oh, yeah, it was always a joke. It was always. Yeah. It was always. 69. 69.

What does that even mean? What is it? Look, I'm not going to lie. Even if I'm completely by myself and 69 somehow comes up like it's my change or I just see it. I just see the number. There's a part of me even by myself that's just kind of like, hell yeah. I never think about it. Dope.

420 I do. 420 I do. Yeah, if I get 420, 69, anywhere, if I see that combination, uh-oh, it's over. It's like done. We're done. Oh, shit. Oh, my God.

Sick, dude. Whenever I set the temperature anywhere, I'm always just like, oh, my God. Or when you're driving and you just hit 69 for a second and it's just like, nice. All right. Other cars can tell when you're driving at 69 miles per hour. You just hear people honking in celebration. OK, so this one's from Evan.

Evan says, this girl and I have been dating for a few months in high school we were both 17 and lived far enough apart that we would meet at a carpool and go from go out from there after a night at the movies we went back to the carpool and i gave her neck a necklace as a gift oh as a thank you she kissed me not just a kiss she frenched me quick and held it for a long time when we were finished i was nervous and caught off guard she asked what did you think of that i knew that she what she wanted because she had made a move before and i wasn't i wasn't not okay with it i've always been a movie guy and quoted them often why i had the movie airplane on my mind i don't know but my reply to her was have you ever seen a grown man naked no what she sat back with an odd look on her face and said,

you know I work at a nursing home, I see grown men naked all the time. I think it was two weeks later we broke up. Oh my God. Are they both Drax the Destroyer? Yeah. Oh my God. What the heck is happening?

What did you think of that? This sounds like two androids that were programmed to like. Oh my goodness. Date and they're not good at it. Dude. At all. I don't know. He's embarrassed for himself.

Look, maybe I'm just being weird here. He's embarrassed for himself. I think she's weirder in this situation. She's the one who like Frenched him and was just like, what did you think of that? Well, what did I think of for that? What did you think of that French that I just held? I'm sure when you're uncomfortable,

you like quote or like do something funny or what you think is witty to like make yourself feel better in the situation. But I don't like, dude, unless you guys were talking about the movie Airplane

or like knew every quote to the movie,'t say that like what the heck but I would I can see myself being in that situation I can totally be that dumb ass that's like I don't know how to react so I'm gonna quote a very obscure movie line how was that and you quote anchorman milk was a bad choice oh gosh just have you ever you've heard those stories of like when people make out and then Milk was a bad choice. Oh, gosh. Have you ever heard those stories of like when people make out and then they've like there's like someone had a peanut allergy? No, I've never heard of this. You've never heard of that? Oh, now I've got the visual.

Milk made me think of that when you said that, like, because I'm lactose intolerant. But I mean, it wouldn't have the same effect. But yeah, if someone has like a peanut butter and jelly sandwich and then the person you're making out with has a peanut allergy, fireworks. That's all. Yeah. Yeah, dude. I heard stories about like a guy,

he had shook hands with a man who had eaten a peanut butter sandwich and then he went home and hugged his daughter and she had like red hand marks on her back. Like that sensitive. Man, if you kiss someone and they just started to puff up, you'd be like, wow, I'm really good at kissing. I'm dying.

Oh my God, am I that good at kissing that you're dying? So yeah. Okay. Oh, it's all, yeah, it's boxed in red uh jackie do you want to read it or do you shane you want shane to read it uh jackie i say you take it away this i think this is our last our last one all right my name is jacob after i graduated high school i went to a community college in flint michigan so like normal i had to drive there

and park in a parking structure after walking up up the stairs, crossing the bridge, I saw a girl about my age look at me really angrily. She runs up to me, punches me in the balls. What? And yells, this is what you get for dumping me. Twist of the story, I'm not her ex-boyfriend. I've never met this girl in my life. After realizing that was such a shoot dude, she didn't know what to say.

I was on the ground and she just yelled, I'm sorry, and ran away. And I have never seen her again. Oh my God. What? That's a shoot dude for her. That's the way she pulled up. She thought he was her ex.

But to run up to him and punch him in the balls and then realize it's not your ex? Yeah. Like, wait, your balls felt different this time. Yeah, I like how he's punching his balls that made her realize. Wait, hold on. Looks at her hand.

Oh my God, that wasn't you. I'm sorry. Sorry, my ex's bulge was way larger than you. You're just like, you dude! You're on the ground writhing in pain like, ah! Oh my gosh. He's just like in pain. I'm like, wow, and you're roasting me?

Okay, thank you. She must have been really- What is this? She must have been really seeing red to like see someone and think it's her ex-boyfriend. But she's in a parking structure just looking for him? Remember when, or maybe she didn't expect to see him. Remember when I thought I saw

my ex and I was like convinced for months but like there's no way it was him. That's right. I guess that does, I will admit, that does kind of happen sometimes. Like if you're going through a tough breakup that first two weeks, you're kind of just like, you're thinking about him so much that you might see him but it's not yeah basically jackie what what happened to me was

i was literally like 6 30 in the morning i was so tired about to go into a shoot i had jingo with me took jingo out to go pee and then like i just suddenly see someone on a bicycle rolling by really slowly and i was like oh i thought immediately i saw them and i was like oh my god that's my ex like they're the way their demeanor was on the bicycle and and then as they rolled right past me literally like six feet away from me I stared them dead in the face and I was like that's my ex what the hell and he like looked at me and then he kept riding and then like waved as he left and I was like that was my ex that was my ex but my ex lives like hours and hours away so there's no way at six in the morning right when i was outside letting my dog relieve themselves like that it was like no but it looked

like my brain was like that was them to be that person but like oh yeah so well sorry i totally cut you off shame but that was that was what happened to me and like i to this day i'm like still i look in my brain and like that, that face is there. That's crazy though. But for her to go and punch him in the balls. Yeah. Yeah, dude.

But also for him to let her get that close and then punch him in the balls is also suspect. That's true. I feel like guys have like, if you've ever tried to punch a guy in a pulse they're always just like like they're just like they know to protect it's just this natural it's like no never seen like faster reflexes than when a guy's like trying to protect his good his juice oh yeah he was just too slow i i've had some successful shots in my day. I've accidentally hit you sometimes, Shane.

I don't think I ever got like, yeah, but it never, never like fully square. I never socked you in the, yeah. Never like, yeah, you know. Yeah, I remember one time, I never ever tried to sock somebody in the crotch before, except for once in middle school and I hit this kid because he was being mean. He called me ugly at the park and it was like seventh or eighth grade and I punched him there and he's like,

ha, you miss. And I'm like, how the fuck do I miss? I hit there. It depends, man. You know, sometimes, sometimes there, you know,

the rearrangement can be deceiving. The tuck? Yeah, exactly. Or, you know, it just, it's, you know, you never know.

Do you sometimes just put them in a scrunchie? Sure. Sure, I feel like that'd be setting you up for worse pain, but sure, we'll go with that. That was really fun. Jackie, how do you feel about your first Smosh cast? I feel good. You guys are so easy to talk to, so.

Just hanging with my friends. Yeah. Yeah, wait, really quick. Did you paint those on your wall the painting canvases no i did not they're actually uh from target and if you watch love is blind they're actually in love is blind oh really yeah when they open the uh when they're like meeting each other for the first time in that hallway in the hallway you can where they have like all the set dressing,

you can see those paint. And I'm just like, it's fine. That's pretty great. That's funny. That's pretty great. I love that. What? Dude, my art is super basic too.

My stuff's all from like some website and like I've seen them in other YouTubers' homes. Yeah, you're just gonna see it all over the place. Yeah, I'm basic. Whatever makes you happy though. So yeah, that was a good episode, I think. I believe so. I believe so.

Felt good, felt good. Those were some really funny shoot dudes. And for those listening or watching, if you wanna submit an embarrassing story that makes us laugh or is just like crazy, like if it's, you know, basically just like the ones that we've read today. A lighthearted embarrassing story.

Don't expose yourself of your like actual, like if you killed someone, like we don't wanna know about your actual crime. Let's try to avoid severe trauma. Yeah, let's not trigger people. Tell that shoot dude to a therapist. Yeah, yeah, tell that one. For funny embarrassings, like stuff like walking in on someone in the bathroom, that's a shoot dude to a therapist. Yeah. Yeah. Tell that one. For funny, embarrassing stuff.

Like stuff like walking in on someone in the bathroom. That's a shoot dude. In the dark as they're vampire pooping. Vampire pooping. Yeah. Finding a vampire pooping is definitely a shoot dude. Oh my gosh. And yeah, you can send those to our shoot dude email.

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