Smosh Mouth - S2: #69 - Courtney Has a Health Scare

Episode Date: July 1, 2020

Courtney opens up about dealing with a health scare last year, and how her Smosh family helped her get through it.  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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we were both frozen to death. We were terrified. This team, it's a family. Like even at Defy, we're like, it's a family. But like, this is a family. Back in the Sacramento days, our neighbor almost got in a fist fight with our director. Shane, you go on runs.

Yeah. And see, now that I have a mustache, if I come across a serial killer, they'll be like, oh, you're one of us, right? And I'm like, oh, no, no, no. And he's like, oh, shit. Yeah, welcome. Welcome, welcome, welcome to another Smushcast in the safety of our own domiciles.

That's right. We are extra docile in these podcasts. So we have to just right off the bat, we need to talk about Shane's lewk. So for those that are listening and they're not watching the video, which you can watch on youtube.com slash Smoshcast. I believe that's the thing. Shane looks like somebody combined Gus Johnson and Henry Cavill. Whoa, a CG Henry Cavill.

See, what I feel like I look like and what I've gotten the most references to is Gus Johnson and Nicolas Cage from Raising Arizona. Oh, dang, yeah. Yeah, that's crazy. Yeah. The mustache definitely there's something to it, man, because as soon as I shaved off the rest of my facial hair and just left this, I felt different. I feel I feel simply more powerful. I feel like there's an aura around me that I just I'm immediately less concerned with most things you know i can wear whatever i want now i i i there's really not much stopping

me from just walking out in a t-shirt and underwear there's just a freedom there i'm gonna wear swim trunks all over the place narcissism you know it's not me i don't believe in myself i just believe in the mustache the mustache is my god uh it's actually my new it's you know how everyone has a center they're either head centered uh chest centered or uh hip centered i am now mustache centered you will lead with your mustache when you walk i lead with my mustache when i walk how long do you think you're gonna keep the stash uh well i have to keep it uh for at least a week because we're shooting the second part of uh gosh darn fucking news next week and i have to i i so you know because we shoot gosh

darn fucking news we shoot in different parts uh we shoot a bunch of the sketchy type stuff at first and then we wait so that we are we're up on the news and then we shoot all of that the day before it comes out so we shot a bunch of it already. So I need to keep the mustache for continuity. Love that, dude. That was my excuse. That was my excuse to lock it in. Yeah, gosh darn fucking news.

If you guys haven't seen the first episode, go watch it. It's a lot of fun. It's super silly. It's on the main channel. And we decided that, hey, I mean, you guys seem to like it at home. So let's make some more.

So we're coming out with the second gosh darn fucking news, or if you got to say it around your parents or Christian friends, you could just say GDFN. It's the spiciest news show on YouTube. We're talking about everything. This news show has everything. That's right. That's right.

Except for the news. We don't really cover the news. We just, but- There's news in there. There's a little bit the news. We don't really cover the news. We just, but. There's news in there. There's a little bit of news. Yeah, there's some good news, you know? Yeah. Good news, bad news.

Bad news bears. We probably won't sell our new show to CBS Viacom. We got some good characters in there. It's going to be a place to try new characters out. Oh my God, I have a new character, guys. Okay. okay but first i just really want to get back to the mustache thing i think it's really i think it's really cool this whole at first it was quarantine beard and now it's quarantine stash so ian you're next bring the stash por favor i'm working on my quarantine bowl as you can see whoa my bowl haircut look it's whipping to the left and everything oh it has a

complete memory of what it used to be my hair knew exactly like once it got to a certain length it's like oh we back to the bowl oh we back to the it's in your dna it honestly is amazing it's very strange and i i don't particularly like it but i don't really have a choice so i've my house is a cage dude i mean do you care to elaborate i mean not really not no i'm totally i'm guys sorry i don't lay on the sarcasm thick enough but uh my sister actually saged my place yesterday no more ghosts i was a little scared of just like, you know, I'm not convinced there's ghosts in this apartment, but if there was,

wouldn't it be nice to clean them up and get rid of them? And also like, I've never really done like any saging or anything like that before. Like, I'm like, sure. Like I believe in positive energy. Shane, I saw that little snicker. I was laughing at the idea of your guardian angel getting burned up when you're burning the sage. Yeah. No, no, no, I saw that little snicker. I was laughing at the idea of your guardian angel getting burned up when you're burning the city. I'm here to protect you. Yeah. They never,

they never say that there are, there could be good spirits in your house that you're burning away. I think so. But it was also, it's also like this place, like since the work life separation isn't really a thing anymore. And sometimes it can be stressful, and, like, I'm here all the time, I used to, when I wasn't home as much, I used to come home and be like, my place is so awesome. I love my home. But, like, since I'm here all the time, I'm like, it's here. Whatever. I'm sick of everything. So, I asked my sister to come and bring some sage, and she did a whole cleansing, and I i feel a difference i know it's kind of dumb to some people but i don't know if it's like the herb just gives a positive smell or like or if there's genuinely like an energy change but i feel good and i i rearranged my bedroom yesterday

or two days ago completely oh yeah that feels really good too like change like that is so good. Did you put your bed in the corner like I told you to? No, I don't have my bed in the corner. But I there was a moment in my life when I had my bed in the corner. Yeah, I did that at my old place. There's a certain comfort and security to being able to just kind of like crumple into the corner of a bedroom. Yeah, at my old place, I had my my bed against the wall and it feels safe because like in a way you're like less vulnerable because you're like in a corner i just like flipped everything around and my decorations look really good i'm excited putting your bed in the middle of the bedroom is king shit it is royal as fuck space on all sides just put your bed in the middle

of the room like not even just dude that's, that's some unrealized king shit right there. And if you get a circular mattress. You ever seen somebody with a bathtub in the middle of their bathroom? Oh, I've seen them. We've filmed in houses that have those tubs. That's some upper level king shit right there. Yeah, talk about it.

Having a bathtub in the middle. Or when the water comes from the freaking ceiling. Have you ever seen that shit? that's crazy dude like literally the the water comes in from like uh it drops from like a drain like a ceiling yeah it's the funny thing is that so i went to i i know somebody that has one of those and he he lives in like this like ultra modern like house and and i saw his i saw his his bathtub and i was like oh shit you got the thing with the water comes from the ceiling that's tight and he's like yeah actually uh i never use it because the water comes down and it's coming from such a height that

it splashes everywhere i was like oh yeah i guess that is pretty dumb you would have thought that with you know if you're gonna have something that money just that uh you would have prepared for what's the it's not asshole design it's crappy design oh i'm not i'm not aware but yeah crappy design is if it's accidentally sucks and asshole design is when it's on purpose to screw over the consumer yeah those are some red Reddit pages that are pretty good. Oh, man. I would love that. I just need water pressure, you know?

I want my head to just feel like it's getting whacked with water. Yeah. I want Poseidon to put on the boxing gloves and just to go to town. Bitch slap you? Yeah. I like the pressure. You guys are so quiet today. Making Courtney uncomfortable with silence is-

Oh, I'm down for silence, but I just know we got a pod to cast, so. What if we just did a podcast that was an hour and a half of pure silence? Just breathing. Yeah, just heavy breathing. Guys, I think I'm officially the worst tenant at my apartment building. Gee, I wonder why it couldn't be all the screaming for videos. Yeah, I gotta like ask i gotta beg the writers like monica and kurt and cole and ryan to please stop writing loud dialogue for me

i can't be screaming calling someone a sociopath who needs professional help like in my apartment because the the quarantine sweet 16 i don't know when that video comes out yet but have you had any have you gotten any complaints not yet but the other day i got it was it was the day or a day or two after i had to do this really long screaming monologue and i had a letter in my mailbox that was like from the company where i send my rent to and i was like oh god is this like a landlord leaving a note i'm so scared you know i took it i was like oh god what do i do do i like text him and apologize after i read the letter like and i open it and it was just like a how to deal with covid19 flyer and i was like god okay but like even even the neighbor that i like joke about like haha she's so loud she yells on her phone and stuff like i'm i'm worse than her

now but you haven't had had anyone bang on your wall? No, not. People are more passive than that. I feel like people aren't super aggressive, especially in this complex. Everyone's really nice. Usually if people are truly bothered, they'll give you the old pound on the wall.

Yeah. I was rearranging my room the other day, and I was moving heavy furniture and dropping stuff.. Like I'm the I'm the worst. I'm the worst. I'm pretty sure you're not. You're just very considerate. You got a job to do. OK. You know, sometimes you got to make some noise. Have you guys ever lived in a place that had like the worst neighbors oh well i mean our neighbor back back in the sacramento days our neighbor almost got in a fist fight with our director which neighbor the scary ones across the street the scary one that that lived next to us oh we were doing like an audition thing where we had to curse a lot outside and it's like we didn't write that we were just doing an audition and

he like came out and he literally said stop fucking cursing whoa he's like this is a nice neighborhood you guys better fucking stop cursing out there it's like how did a fight almost happen this is a fucking neighborhood of god yeah he's like this is a nice fucking neighborhood and it's like bro your two neighbors are us and the highway yeah yep it's not the best neighborhood it's not a nice quiet neighborhood there's literally a thousand semi trucks that drive by the house do you think he was just like building up frustration from like months and months of hearing you guys being loud and filming all the time and it was like, this was the final straw or? I think it was like our roommate threw parties at our house semi regularly.

Oh, you were the party house. Party house. But since he wore a suit for his job, I think the neighbor assumed that we were the people always throwing parties and fucking around. And I think he was just going through some personal stuff. I think really like a lot of neighborly anger comes out at people not because of the neighbors causing the problems necessarily but the problems that are happening internally that makes sense yeah

because i think he got better and then and then when we moved out of the house but we were still shooting there all of a sudden he got like way nicer way nicer to us he's like he's like oh do you need me to move my cars because he would always park his cars like on the sudden he got like way nicer, way nicer to us. He's like, he's like, oh, do you need me to move my cars? Cause he would always park his cars like on the street. He got like super nice. But he did, he did actually get into a fist fight with our landlord. That's awesome. Yeah.

That's metal. So he just like really wanted to fight, huh? He was just like looking for a fight. He just was like, I just really want to test my strength. Like I want to see if I really can land a few. I don't know, man. I think he was just going through some shit back then we were really annoyed with him but but now i can look back and be like okay he was probably just going through some stuff that's usually the case shane have you ever had like wild neighbors other than the ghosts in your apartments do you have ghosts in your apartments no i did no all right i had i had weird weird stuff they're on other episodes of things yeah uh that was forever ago um here i've

definitely heard people yelling like like a dog was barking a couple weeks ago and someone was like shut your fucking dog up like oh come on and then uh i did hear my landlord get in a fight with some guy and the guy like called her a fucking bitch and stuff. People can get mean here. That's at your current place? That's at my current place. Recently? Yeah, I'll just sometimes hear it and I'll just be like, oh. Quarantine, man.

Tensions are running high. Yeah. Yeah, it doesn't happen too often. Overall, I have only once when I first moved in I was putting up frames and it was it was like later in the night it was like 9 30 10 so I get it and my landlord knocked on our door and was just like it's really loud that was all but I think that's because it's like hammering against a wall you really goes to the next wall whereas if you're just like being loud

it doesn't always make it through the walls. I don't know, I hope not. Yeah. I've like gone out into my courtyard and seen a couple tenants there and being like, hey, sorry about earlier, like my job requires me to do that and they're like, I don't fucking care.

But it's like two neighbors that don't live directly next to me or below me. Everyone in my complex is really chill. They all seem like to hang out and talk and like there's a young mom who is below me everyone everyone in my complex is really chill they all seem like to hang out and talk and like there's a young mom who is below me she like gave me banana bread one time that had chocolate chips in it oh shoot they're really sweet and she has like a dog that i might when things like when it's not like super like oh i don't know if it's okay to pet dogs right now like maybe i can offer to take care of her dog sometimes for her take it on walks when she's too busy you just want a fur baby i literally have not touched a dog since

i can't even remember since before australia like it's been months i'm telling you man just come through i'll put my doggie out front you could drive by pet my dog she's she's relatively clean right now i gave her you did give her a bath i saw good job she lost like 30 pounds in in fur do you ever you should get like those brushes that you get to like comb out the fur it's so satisfying that's what i yeah that's what i did those like little metal combs nice got like little buttons so you like you you know brush and then you anyway we're talking about dog fur it's not important if it's a flat or a squeal a wobble or peel your dreads worn down or you need a new wheel wherever you go you can get it from our tread experts until may 30th purchase four new michelin

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BetMGM operates pursuant to an operating agreement with iGaming Ontario. So, Bort, you've been through a year of trials and tribulations that you've kind of, I mean, you've, you know, we've talked about it a little bit privately, but we've, you know, out of respect for, out of respect for you we've just kind of kept it out of out of uh the internet's view um but you've been you've been

dealing with some like health stuff you're now in a better place yeah i feel comfortable talking about that now it's crazy because during all this wild insane pandemic stuff some people found an episode of why we're bad like me and shane show uh where i'm like guys 2020 i'm gonna focus on health it's gonna be really important and like everyone's like she knew what was gonna happen um and i didn't at that point i wasn't ready to talk about what i was actually meaning because i wasn't entirely like out of the woods yet but as of recently through all this craziness I was somehow able to get to the doctor and like really be officially told like I'm good yeah it's been almost a year I think in September ish was when I found out that I I had cancerous cells in my body

and it was severe and I was so so floored that like dude that changed me for months like you you guys saw me go through it Shane was like right next to me as I was like figuring stuff out in the the office like it was during a work day actually I almost wish Monica was here because I had gotten my checkup and Monica and I had gotten lunch and we were driving back and I was like oh phone call I'm sure it's it's gonna be fine and I answered on speaker and my doctor's like hi um we got some test results back and it was like oh and Monica was like oh my god um but yeah I it was it was really scary I'm I mean like and this is this is lady business stuff right this was yeah so i had uh they were they were concerned that i was gonna have cervical cancer they found

pre-cancerous cells in your cervix uh yes and it was severe it was like i forget if it's t3 what they call it or like c3 or something like that but it was really frustrating because she would use like severe and like where the doctor would use those words but then she'd be like but like no rush if you want to like come in and we can figure i'm like i'm we need to figure this out now i was like there's no way i'm just sitting on this even though i had to ended up having to like just sit and deal with it for months because i wanted to get another opinion from another doctor and it was really good doctor but i had to wait like two months for my appointment so it was just like two months of like knowing it's just so scary because like you it's not something that you can

that you can see no it's not like a wart on your hand where you can like look at it and be like oh this isn't too bad it's like you're you're just kind of left with this constant shadow of something that you have no idea if it's so bad. It's why it's so important to get your regular checkups. Because if I just wasn't, if I wasn't going to that doctor, I would never have known. And who knows? Who knows what could have happened? Because I ended up that second doctor who was like a little bit better bedside manner and a better communication with what i was dealing with and he made me feel a little bit better about the situation

agreed like yes this is something that you should get surgery for and like get this this thing removed um because it was like yeah it was just like oh god it was such a and i also like i was having a i was dealing with a phobia of like medical exams like just Just for some reason, it just felt super invasive. And I was having panic attacks just thinking about it. Well, it is super invasive. Yeah, it's awful. I mean, there's, you know. There's no shame in that.

Even during preparing for the surgery, which was my first surgery in my life. I never had anything done before. Even just sitting there with the tube in my arm. God, I hate the idea of things that aren't my body in my life like i never had anything done before like even just sitting there with like the tube in my arm god i hate the idea of things that aren't my body in my body you know like totally i totally like it's i've had i've had the iv i think i've only had one or two but it's it's so gross and i think the problem is i think about like the internal, like the, the needle being inside me. Like, and it's just, and it's just there.

Exactly. I think like, what if, what if, what if I jerk my arm and it, and it ripped. And it's so funny. Cause like,

cause like, uh, you know, I was with Pam for a long time. She's been through a million medical things. Yeah. She's just like, no,

she's no biggie about it she's just like so what she's got the golden giant belt of medical like yeah so it was so funny because i'm such a freaking weenie about that stuff um but yeah i mean like i don't think there's any shame in in like being afraid of a procedure like yeah i think i think most people are but i was afraid to go through something like that i knew when i was first figuring out that these this this these cancer cells were like in my body i was like crap i'm gonna have to go through multiple like exams and figuring out what this is and like this phobia it was getting to the point where like i'd be in the office and crying and like my heart

like my entire body is shaking because i was so afraid of the exam just it felt like so invasive even though like it really isn't like in a lot of ways it's just not so i decided to go to the hypnotherapist like because we had um andrew and cole on from podcast but outside and andrew talked about his his hypnotherapist who helped him with his fear of flying. So I was like, you know what? Like, I don't know how else to like get over this fear. So I ended up asking him for the info and I went

and it was such an, like a bizarre experience. And I really felt like, oh, this is working. And I would listen to this tape every night to try and get rid of this fear. And like, it didn't work like I went to that second doctor and I had the worst physical like reaction to being like checked out by far my my entire body like it made it difficult for him to check things out because my body was just like not allowing anything to happen like Yeah, I mean, it's a trauma.

Yeah, and it's not like I have, I have like, listen, I've experienced scary things in my life, but like nothing severely traumatic to like mess me up like that. I'm very fortunate to not have experienced anything, but it's like my brain, man, like sometimes my head just like

will be in a spiral of thoughts and like I will just get myself into like a fear. Like I'm I ended up like getting into CBD to help me calm down before appointments, which I now totally trust because like lately like I had did it before going to the doctor to make sure I was all good. I it just makes me feel calm and I'm severely more relaxed and I'm not like crying or anything. But yeah, I had to have that surgery. And like that was around the time when we were like filming the fears shoot,

like with Olivia and Shane. And I was originally supposed to have one because I have that weird fear of like my belly button being reopened. And we were like, yeah, we'll do video. We make it look like we're of like my belly button being reopened. Uh-huh. And we were like, yeah, we'll do video. We make it look like we're opening up your belly button. I was like, oh, okay. But then like I realized the set was a hospital bed and, and I was like, oh no, like thinking like, ah, maybe I can push through it and like still do a good video. But like

driving to the shoot, I was started crying i was breathing heavily like i couldn't calm down and i was like texting matt rob i was like i can't i can't do this and like i had to like go to therapy that day i like literally was like not okay um so yeah and like we also didn't video we weren't familiar with the the sort of the phobia with what was going on in your life in regards to like you being afraid of like medical, because that's because we obviously we don't want to trigger people's like, you know,

traumas that are associated with something like that traumatic. Like Shane finds dolls very scary and creepy, but I don't think a doll has ever threatened his life. Yeah. It's not a phobia. So, yeah. I mean, if we knew about that, I wouldn't think a doll has ever threatened his life. Yeah, it's not a phobia. So, yeah, I mean, if we knew about that, I wouldn't put you in that situation. I mean, did we go a little far with Olivia?

Yeah. Well, the problem is we, psychologically speaking, we went about treating a phobia the worst way. We actually probably made her phobia worse and she later said that you're supposed to like slowly introduce integrate it

so we just instead threw a bucket of butterflies in her face which caused a very visceral reaction from Olivia and I also like we I'm sure like she didn't wanna do it maybe in the beginning of the day, but we have this thing where we're like, I can do it.

No, I don't wanna say no to this thing that you guys believe that I could do well, and you guys are doing this video. There's also the feeling that you're not doing your job. Yeah. If you refuse. Like, God, I'm too scared to flip burgers today. I can't, I gotta go home like right right yeah i mean yeah in in olivia's case we we leaned a little too far into the entertainment

value and and less into because like with with yours shane it's like it's like we were creating something kind of silly and we were able to go overboard because we figured dolls make you uncomfortable but they don't probably don't make you break down we knew olivia was afraid of butterflies but we yeah i think i think we might have gone a little overboard with you know building a giant six foot tall butterfly poster enclosing a room where there's a bunch of live butterflies flying around. I still haven't seen the video.

I can't. It seemed a little bit more what we should have been going for when we all went in there with her and sort of had her open up a box and kind of see like one butterfly. Like, look at this. And it's like, you know, it's very nice.

And it's just a nice know, it's very nice. And it's just a nice little bug. And it's gonna fly away and it's not gonna harm you. That's probably the direction we should have gone in. With Courtney, we knew she was, belly buttons make her uncomfortable. So the plan was gonna be, take this like telescopic camera

and put it into her belly button to show her like in her belly button and then what we were gonna do is then switch the video feed to like something that would make it look like it was opening up and and luckily like matt rob was cool and they wanted me to feel comfortable like they really were doing everything that they could to like make sure i was gonna feel okay like they told me that that was gonna happen like leading up closer to it because like the more the closer we got the more afraid i got because like i literally in the beginning was like oh i'll be fine it's literally fine but i you don't really realize it until you're like almost in it you know when it like hits you like oh this is really happening.

And like speaking of that feeling, like when I was first told, like it's crazy because they were like, hey, we got some results. We just would like you to come in and talk about them. And I was like, what the hell does that mean? And like I was like, no, like tell me now. And like finally they let me know what they found it is such a an earth-shaking feeling of like this can happen to me like growing up like i always whenever my family got sick we never went to the doctor we like we were like i always felt like my family had good strong genes

or like we could always like overcome any anything like uh like we don't have like a history of like cancer really um I mean a little bit like like breast cancer stuff on my dad's side but like I just like never thought anything like that would ever happen to me like I never thought that would be the thing it was severely existential but like I was so lucky because like people like Shane and like Olivia were checking on me and like Damien was there for me as well. Like Olivia was the first person I called because, you know, we joke about like you have HPV on like try not to laugh and stuff like that because like she she joked about

like she went through that kind of stuff in a different way, way, way back. And so like I called her and I was just was just dude i was crying so much that day i was like because mythical has like this little patio that people like to work on and i was just like sitting out there dealing with it and then months later i had my surgery and like that was so weird surgery is weird they like put you in a gown in a chair and then they put like a tube blowing warm air into your gown so you're nice and warm in your gown in a chair and then they put like a tube blowing warm air into your gown. So you're nice and warm in your gown and your chair. The doctor comes in.

She's like, hey, how you doing? All right. It'll be like 45 minutes. Get in there. Get out. And it's so weird. You get on a bed and they're just like they wheel you in. And I literally felt like I was in Fallout 4 when you enter a room and a scene is starting. Not a cut scene, but like everything is clearly staged because like the double doors open and

this man turns around and there's this crazy big bed with like lights and things hanging down and like he's like, oh hello. And I'm like, what the hell is going on? And I remember going to sleep and then I woke up an hour later and like I couldn't stop. My eyes were just watering. I couldn't stop crying for some reason. They're like, oh, that's normal in young patients from the anesthesia, whatever. They didn't send me home with like any pain medication or anything because I don't I'm like my whole family. Like we're weird about like the the oxycodones or the Percocets or Norcos, any of that. Like my dad, even after his knee surgery, was surgery was like oh just just strong ibuprofen is

fine i don't like anything like that um but when i got home i like couldn't even move my ab my lower abdomen was in so much pain um like we got we got like a heating pack i was taking advil and i was just oh my god it was i'd never felt and, it basically felt like your worst period cramp of your entire life, but it's never ending. That's what it felt like. And I finally like, I don't really smoke weed guys. Like it's a, it's not a common thing that I do, but I had, I invested in a CBD little THC pen for, for to calm me down. I literally had gotten it right around the time that I learned about, about the cancer cells, because I was like, I just like, I, my anxiety as a person is already so high that like this, this feels like it could be something to help me because I think too much. Like I can't, I can, I can try and meditate, but like my brain is just like, nope, we're still here. The problem still exists.

So I had that and I finally like use that and the pain went away finally. So I didn't have to go to the hospital or get a prescription called in or anything, but. Yeah, cause that pain lasts for like a good week or two, right? It was a few days. Yeah, that was, that was insane.

And then I wasn't allowed to work out for like two days yeah that was that was insane and then i i wasn't allowed to work out for like two months and that was like no yeah yeah because that was keeping me docile talk about docile at the beginning of this episode that that keeps me sane and so i couldn't oh man i wasn't myself i just wasn't myself for like four or five months man that was crazy because i think um like what they did with like your with your issue right is they like they essentially like wherever the cells are they just kind of like take a cone it wasn't the cone procedure it was like they they have a new one that's it takes off it doesn't affect you as much because uh they basically it's like a hot like ring where it goes oh a hot ring it's like you know when they like cut like cauterize hot

wire kind of it like was like a small because like i guess it where where the cells were and apparently i i possibly did have something that they were worried about like they were worried i had the cancer or the hpv or something but like i may have killed it on my own because like apparently the the the second doctor i went to who was really good and really helpful and like generally like just more caring he's told me like homeopathic things like turmeric is really good for cervical stuff as well as like broccoli like lightly steamed um and like i was at the time i was eating hella broccoli and taking a lot of those immunity shots that have turmeric in it yeah i mean i was taking those regularly with hpv it's a it's a virus that your body can can basically get rid of on its own yeah if it's a virus that your body can basically get rid of on its own.

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and he's like, yeah, it looks like there was something, but it was gone. And he told me those ingredients that help you. And I was like, oh yeah, I actually take those. And he was like, yeah, so it's possible you handled it. But you still have to remove this thing yo but the cervix is crazy though because it can just regenerate itself yeah dude it's like bodies be crazy like that cervix you you can get rid of a bunch of your cervix and it just like grows back

like your fucking wolverine it's a magical sphincter dude yeah hell yeah dude hell yeah dude my my sphincter ew yeah ew can we sell a shirt with that my magical sphincter but yeah that was my first time ever having like a severe medical thing i like i've never broken a bone knock on wood i've had like stitches on my cheek and chin um but yeah that was that was a very scary i was like not okay dude i was a soft boy i mean like even though even though you you wound up being okay and it wasn't it wasn't as you know quote unquote severe as as other people it still does put your life into a perspective and it makes you realize like what am i doing with with my life if if this is how much time i may or may not have exactly am i planning everything 30 years out for a future

that might not even be here oh that's bleak but i mean i definitely puts you in it puts you in perspective of like mortality you know yeah we and We've talked about mortality in many ways on this podcast, but like, yeah, it's scary because like you don't want to think about that stuff because it's like, I'm just goofing around with my boys today. I don't need to worry about like what, like a meteorite potentially hitting me. You don't want to think about the things

that can take away the things you love. Yeah. Not that I'm saying you shouldn't plan for the future no i know but it's easy to forget about that stuff and when you're when you're reminded in such a scary way it's it changes you it definitely changes you but i'm i'm so lucky that i had you guys around and like the whole team was so helpful. Like I remember sending out this long email, just like breaking down to the senior staff of like what I was going to be dealing with and that what I needed emotionally from them. And like everyone was so nice. Like our team is just so sick. Like we have the best, most supportive

people that like it's just so different from what it used to be like I and I don't know how I would have gone about this at Defy like I didn't I didn't feel like safe with our team but like this team is like such a good it's like it's a family like even at Defy we're like it's a family but like this is a family this is like i don't know like i can't even comprehend a better work situation than i have and it's like it's because you guys are so sweet and ian you're so sweet and like i feel stupid because i never talked to pam about it i never talked to pam when i was dealing with this stuff i think it was because it was so overwhelming and i didn't the more people I like talked about it with, the more real it felt.

So I was like, oh, I don't, I don't like, I don't want to bring more of that energy in. I also like, cause she, cause if there's anyone to talk about it with, it's her dude, because she's been through it. Like, but her and I, we did talk recently and I think I maybe talked to her about it a little bit, but yeah. But like Ian, you were so sweet and just like i was just i was definitely surprised at how quickly everyone is like oh absolutely like you're fine

do what you need to do like take your time that you need i just never expected that and i was i felt i felt very lucky and i i don't know how i would have dealt with it otherwise. So, yeah. What a weird six months, man. That was crazy. Was it six months? The brunt of it. The brunt of it. And then I was supposed, months ago, I was supposed to be examined and checked out to see, like, what they did worked. But then all this crazy tour happened.

Australia happened. And now this pandemic. So, like, finally, my doctor was like was like okay let's just get you in here like I had to go through multiple waves of having my temperature checked just to get in the building but you got checked out and you're all clear got checked out and it's I'm out of the woods baby

thanks and you know like it happens to women all the time like a few years from now I might like get another abnormal result but like I feel just generally good about it and yeah i was scared i was scared to talk about it in any way before because i was like well what if it's like not over but i think like the most important thing to take away from this is like you know other women out there to get regular checkups if you have if you're in the u.s and you have health insurance that's the only reason i

share anything is because like i want i I want people to not feel alone. Like I came out on this podcast and I do those things. It's like normalize the things that people, a lot of people don't see as normal. Like, yes, it's okay to not be like physically perfect or it's okay to be different. And like, I just to normalize my differences or my experiences so that other people can feel comfortable and normal in in their their weirdness

or their experiences so i that's why i love this i'm fucking weird dude and this podcast lets me do it i go off i'm gonna get a mustache it wouldn't show you're too blonde you're too blonde i don't know after that surgery i was like i can handle surgery man i'm gonna get a mustache it wouldn't show you're too blonde you're too blonde i don't know after that surgery i was like i can handle surgery man i'm gonna get a surgically put on mustache that's gonna have like a you're gonna have a flesh flesh mustache transplant cody co has a mustache too yeah and he's getting yeah he apparently did a video where he has his fam to roast his mustache but i was just listening to the their tiny me gang podcast and like apparently cody went surfing and like some dude went up to him was like hey man i've been staring at you a lot i'm really sorry i'm just really high right now and like your mustache is like the perfect dad mustache man

and i just i'm trying to get like you so just want to let you know i like what you're doing and cody was like that's all i needed to hear i'm keeping this mustache forever i feel like there's there's been like a group of youtubers that have been attempting the stash it's a great time to mess around because i know i know matt watson did it and i i think he got roasted pretty hard matt rob just thinking of mustaches um him and i have been competing lately um so we both have our apple watches and so like with the fitness feature you can compete with your friends and for the first couple weeks i was winning but he's been kicking my ass he just beat me this week apparently because he's doing 100 sit-ups 100 push-ups he's doing the freaking one man punch workout dude one man punch i like that or one punch man yeah one man punch just punch one man Apparently because he's doing 100 sit-ups, 100 push-ups. He's doing the freaking one-man punch workout, dude. One-man punch?

I like that. Or one-punch man? Yeah. One-man punch. Just punch one man. Yo, I took one-man punch. That's all it takes. One-man punch.

Yeah, I know. Matt Robb, he's not really telling anybody. No. He's getting... He's like... I want to see what his quarantine bod looks like. After talking about working out, my stomach just gurgled. It was like your stomach was just like, ew, no.

Yeah, because I had that thing I was saying I wanted to be last season of Parks and Rec, Chris Pratt. But I've been kind of failing on that to be completely honest. I mean, you need steroids to do that. Oh, is that what he did? I think every i mean i'm not gonna like make an official claim but like i'm pretty sure a lot of the people who had to get marvel bodies like super fast didn't do it naturally like no way shane you seem to have something to say about this yeah you've been having that well there it's that post um from

what's his name mac from uh it's always oh yeah he made a perfect post where he's he's because he got all buff after being fat mac and was like guys it's super easy all you need to do is have a personal trainer that you work out with three hours a day at minimum uh a nutritionist who uh designs all of your meals uh and also like all this stuff it's whether or not the fitness expert who did uh magic mike yeah whether or not you have uh and yes probably a lot of them have some version of human growth hormone it may not be literal uh anabolic steroids but um uh they have at the very least even if they're just working out naturally they have a they're spending a lot of money or they have people spending the money

to get them a team that will, and also they get to, that gets to be their job. They get to work out all day. Like it requires an athlete's regimen to look like that and no person has that time. That's true though

because like also isn't like like building that kind of mess. Like you also just have to sleep a lot as well you have to eat like every two hours you have to eat a lot and sleep a lot yeah so um my friend i have a friend who was a friend of taylor lautner's back when new moon was getting me yeah and he when he was told, yeah, he was told the backstory on that. So he was going to get recast by the lawnmower guy in, uh, in Desperate Housewives. Um, that was the, he was, he was going to get replaced. Um, and they were like, unless you gain whatever, 40 pounds in the next two months or three months.

And so my friend who was in an acting class with him was like, yeah, he had a bag of hamburger patties or like just something that he was just eating like constantly. And it's brutal. It's so much work. And it goes away immediately too, because I saw him at a premiere a couple of years later and like he slimmed down hard because like it just goes away it just goes away so fast yeah like i've watched this i watched this documentary about wrestlers called beyond the mat i think it was and and it was just kind of following like this obsession with with like being just gigantic and how like like way back in the day like you know bodybuilder men just kind of looked like ordinary yeah there's been this there's been this like weird because it's like this sort of like superhero culture and like you know bodybuilders like arnold schwarzenegger have like sort of reshaped people's idea of like masculinity as far as like, as far as like the ideal male form,

you know? And it's, and it's like all these dudes that they're like 40 or 50 and they just have to put their entire lives into just like looking huge in the hopes that they get this job as a wrestler. And it's like, bro, like's like living like he's like living out of his van and working out at the gold's gym that arnold schwarzenegger got got popular in it's like um i think i heard a thing online about robert

pattinson refusing to work out during quarantine because he's doing Batman, right? And he was like, and I think I saw from what I read, it was like, oh, well, people in the 70s didn't look like this. Like they didn't look like a Marvel body. So he like just was refusing to work out. I don't know if that's the same situation now. It was a little bit ago, but that was interesting. I mean, it's true.

Like you look at fit people back in the day, they just look like average dudes now like yeah 100 like uh was like what's what's his name jack lillane or whatever he was like yeah sort of like fitness guy like you look at him and he's like yeah you're like a fit like guy but you look like you'd be crushed by pretty much every LA fitness bro that I see at the gym. He was probably healthier, though. He lived to be 95, and I think he was jogging five miles per day up towards, like, into his 90s. Damn, boy. He was in great.

Arnold Schwarzenegger even said, like, that Jack LaLanne was one of, like, an inspiration to him. So, like, fitness health-wise, Jack LaLanne is one of, like an inspiration to him. So like fitness health wise, Jack LaLanne is maybe one of the healthiest people of the past century. I hate running man. Lately I'm just like, I don't wanna do it. It's so boring. It's never fun.

I'm not gonna argue with that. Argue. There's no point in our well boring what is doing sit-ups is doing sit-ups that much more exciting i don't do sit-ups i even my core workout i follow a video because i'm that i'm that much of a weak ass that i need a screen to entertain me while i work out i've been like what i do is like because i i normally this one route, but there's far too many people on it now. So I just run through my neighborhood and yeah, it's like a hill workout too, but I'm just like marveling at like all the different like architecture in my, in my neighborhood. And like every time I run, I'll take like one different street or something and just

like see like a new, a new, like interesting looking house or like, oh, they have like a very nice like garden or something and just like see like a new a new like interesting looking house or like oh they have like a very nice like garden or something so i i'm very like easily distracted as i'm sure you guys know uh so running for me i i've always find things to that's good i will say not to i don't mean to shut anything down because like everything you're saying is so true like Kevin our shredder who's running this podcast right now

he took me on a run once that was my first run run in forever because years ago I had this weirdo come at me with a chloroform cloth

and like I was scared off running for years yeah I don't know why I don't know why you'd be scared after that I don't know it was just spooky

it was just spooky cut to cut to earlier in this spot yeah i've never had anything traumatic happen to me yeah uh this one time i was nearly fucking murdered i know i know but that time like i had was so fast because like he ended up running right past me because he realized there's people around so a lot of bad things could have happened to me in my life, but they just haven't. But, so nowadays when I do run, it's either I have a dog with me or it's in a very public place or I'm with someone like Kevin. So when Kevin took me on that run

for the first time in forever, we ran past a donut shop and you like, you smell the smells, you see the people, it feels much safer. Whereas like nowadays, if I'm running by myself, I have to do it in a very public place also also in la like it's it's so much you know built around transportation like with cars that the chance to actually go out on the street as like yeah it's so to be safe i usually will either go to

this park where it's like a trail that lots of people are doing laps on which like isn't safe in another way you know or i'll try and like run around my neighborhood and even then i'm super nervous like i try and stay on super main streets but like then i run the risk of people seeing me because then the other day i think i told shane this but like i think i got recognized on a run this this i remember i was running and i look up and this girl is on a bicycle and she like nods but then she then there's like that secondary look like wait you know when you think you're usually getting recognized i was like that was weird and i'm like jogging kind of slow and all of a sudden she comes

up on my other side and i was like jesus fucking christ i literally said it out loud and so she heard me curse i had headphones in so like i was like whatever and she wrote a circle around me and like was looking at me and i was like what the fuck and i picked up my pace and eventually she like stopped and left me alone but i was like there's no way i'm stopped especially now like i'm not gonna stop and talk to a person that i don't know right now yeah and then like just people are weird like i've had a guy i've just happened to look up and i see a dude filming me from his van as he's driving by like people are just creepy right as a chick it's fucking hard to and even scary things happen to men sometimes. Like no one's really safe and don't mean to get spooky,

but like it's tough. There's a lot of give and take with running. And I'm also like, I can't do the same route too many times because like it sucks, man. It sucks. But also running is boring. I'm surprised you run with headphones. Oh, trust me.

I'm doing the periodic like yeah oh look over the shoulder um and it's usually like a podcast so it's not like music blaring i can't i can't really music is fine when i run but it's usually tiny me getting a crystal a podcast like so i like conversation yeah but yeah do you ever find yourself laughing like on your run because of whatever you're listening to and you feel like you look like a crazy person? I think I definitely like will realize I'm laughing in public and be like, oh, I wonder what people think of this. But I feel like podcasts are normal enough nowadays that I'm a mustache, if I come across a serial killer, they'll be like, oh, you're one of us, right? And I'm like, oh, no, no, no.

And he's like, oh, shit. Oh, no, no, no, no, no. Yeah, I don't jog too much. I should more because it's so good for you. Olivia's been running. Yeah, her and Sam are killing it. They're running miles and miles i was a treadmill boy uh at the gym so i would do that a lot i think my jam that i want to start doing is i i well i need to because i'm going to be doing it soon but uh i need to start hiking more i think i'm going to start just hiking mountains whenever I can. That's just a thing. Yeah. There's such good hiking trails in Los Angeles.

Like, I went to this area. And Malibu's great. Yeah, we have a lot of different terrains because you've got Malibu hiking and then you've got Angeles forest hiking, which are very opposite. Yeah, and there's just like these like weird, like little like sort of like biomes within

the forest like in the river areas or like in the sort of like canyons like the weather is like it's so different i want to go cliff diving man it's uh yeah i went on i went on this this hike last last week it was probably the best hike i've done in los angeles like it was so cool damn there's a there's a huge waterfall like the one behind your head shane and uh brennan took that picture i saw freaking there was a bear cub like i walked out of this outhouse i heard people go like oh there's a bear there's a bear i was like uh what and i like open up the door of the outhouse and there's a bear cub like what 30 feet away from me and it's like mama uh yeah i was like well i'm getting the fuck out of here yeah and then this was like an area where like a lot of what i'll call the basics were because because there's a

waterfall all the sort of basics will come onto the trail with like their starbucks cups and they're wearing like nikes they have boom boxes playing music and they have like little children and stuff and and so this bear cub like comes down the hill and there's like 30 40 people there in this little area and they all start like crowding to see the oh and i'm like yo all right this is a wild animal and also like the number one thing that you should know that you probably don't because you're a basic is if there's a baby bear mama bear is nearby and that's the one of the only times that like a black bear will be aggressive yeah as if you're near the the baby so get the fuck out of here like and everyone was just like standing around taking pictures so like i'm like no i'm not gonna be

a part of this so i walk away wait did you actually try and tell them to leave no there's just like but but then it's a pop it in coming in yeah it was a crowd so i wasn't gonna no they would have beat your ass yeah yeah a lot of them probably could so i was just like no like let's get out of here like this isn't cool so we start walking away and this like this like mom with her kid is walking down the trail and i was like i was like heads up there's a there's a bear cub and she was like a bear cub where where like she wanted to see it really bad i'm like lady that's not the reason why i told you you have a small child with you yeah it's people are just idiots man it's it bothers me a person

is smart but people are dumb bro i think just a lot of people just don't have the they don't have the experience they maybe they just didn't grow up around nature yeah or they just don't respect it like it's like it's not a zoo they're not there for your entertainment yeah you know i might be a horse girl in the big city now but i grew up uh camping quite a lot so that stuff already been new you know and shane shane's a mountain man pretty much him and his brothers hike yeah big ass mountains every year yeah i am a full believer that uh anytime a wild animal kills someone you know what that's that's that's them uh if i i've said before if i get killed by a bear, I'm like, you know what? Nature got a W.

And I'm like, it's fine. It's fine. There was a tweet. I saw it, God. I wish I'd know the account. It was like, if I get killed by a bear, can someone take a photo of it standing next to my dead body? Oh, my God.

You know, I had a scary thought from my encounter like late like it was like a couple nights ago i thought about it i was like what would happen because that bear was really close to me what would happen if the mama bear chased me into the outhouse and my only option was to jump down into the shit. Because it was a pit toilet. It's like, you know, giant. I've never experienced that before. Like where you poop into a giant chamber of just like other people's feces.

I was like, would I have the balls to jump into a giant like 10 foot deep pit of poopoo and peepee what about playing dead like isn't that is that no longer a thing that's for grizzly bears see this is where we need your knowledge Shane playing dead is like black bears so it's

you see black fight back you see brown lie down you see white good night. That's no kidding because a polar bear is just going to kill you. You need it. That's why legally in certain parts of Canada, you're legally required to have a rifle on you because polar bears will hunt and track and kill people.

Yeah. Whoa. I was reading up a little bit about bears after that because it made me realize that I wasn't as prepared as I should have been. But the basic thing is like, yeah, if a bear is coming towards you, you want to look it in the eyes.

Yell and throw stuff. And not back down. You don't want to show submission because it could be testing you. Just to feel the waters, yeah. And they say like, if it actually attacks you what you want to do is lie face down and cover your head and like yeah cover your neck cover your head and try to prevent it from tossing you over and i said and then it said like if the bear doesn't stop and starts to eat you, then you fight back.

I'm like, how am I supposed to know when it starts to eat me? Isn't it like too late at that point? I guess you just start feeling it. It's like, okay, this isn't just getting me out. Oh, my leg is entirely in its mouth. Yeah. You're no longer a threat and you're a meal. That's when it's like, fuck it.

I just got to try my best. That makes sense but they were like the one of the things was like yeah you want to lay there and wait and make sure like if the bear stops attacking you don't get up and leave just yet wait maybe 30 minutes i'm like 30 minutes if you were attacked by a bear you don't think you're gonna bleed out in 30 minutes it's like i don't think i can wait 30 minutes if it's if you start feeling it pouring salt and pepper and oregano on you that's when you turn around if you feel it yeah putting a dry rub and opening up a can of broth that's exactly you hear a chopping up carrots and

and onions behind you and putting, if you start feeling him carrying you to a frying pan, if you start hearing the Benihana chef saying, yeah, bring it over. That's what he's saying. If you hear the bear bring out its good knives, you know, it's ready to eat. If the bear makes an onion volcano on your back. If you hear choo-ch, ding ding ding ding ding. Fun fact, Benihana was started by Steve Aoki's dad.

That's what I heard, I don't know if it's true. If you hear him, if you hear the bear starting to crack open garlic, turn around and start punching in the dick. Nice. I can't imagine having to fight a bear because when that black bear came up to my brother and I's camp,

we were both frozen to death. We were terrified. Yeah. It was, I didn't even look, I didn't even wanna get up and like look through the hole in the tent to see it because I was just like, it sees me. No, because you could startle it and yeah.

I mean, it probably, it knew we were there because it could smell us from a mile away. Yeah, but. Guys, this is important. Steve Aoki's dad did start Benihana. Guys, the most important thing. He also used to be a wrestler. Guys, confirmed a wrestler started Benihana.

And a wrestler now invented a place where they wrestle food with their knives in front of you. If Steve Aoki gives a bear the go-ahead to start chopping you up, that's when you turn around and punch him in the dick. Sorry, continue. It's time for a shoot dude? It's time for a shoot dude. Okay. Shoot dude.

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Shoot dude. So this one, Shoot, dude. Shoot, dude. So this one, this shoot, dude, comes from David. David says, so a few years ago, I was home alone, enjoying some quality adult videos on my phone. I'm guessing he's referring to like rated R movies or something. Oh, so he's watching porn. Okay, so he's home alone watching porn. Probably just like a PG-13.

I've never seen that home alone movie before. He's watching Terminator 3, is my guess home alone watching porn. Probably just like a PG-13. I've never seen that home alone movie before. He's watching Terminator 3 is my guess. As the video was approaching its climax, the audio suddenly stopped working. Confused and disappointed, I turned the volume all the way up. To my horror, I hear my mom pulling into the garage

and can hear the sounds of my video playing through the bluetooth in her car it's awesome we didn't make eye contact for the rest of the night shoot dude that's awesome that is awesome a shoot dude that is a hardcore shoot dude i can actually i can believe that one bro i can i for sure believe that one. Bro. I can believe that one. I for sure believe that one. I've heard stories of that happening to other people before. I will say my like soundbar sometimes, I think a neighbor tries to connect to their speaker

and accidentally connects to mine because my TV will cut out and then I'll hear super quiet like Fleetwood Mac. And I'm like, what the fuck? Oh, that's probably just Shane and I listening to Fleetwood Mac. Tranking the like, what the fuck? Oh, that's probably just Shane and I listening to Fleetwood Mac. Tranking the parking lot. Yeah, just listening to rooms.

No, I mean, it was like Fleetwood Mac vibes. It wasn't like actual, because if it was, I would have turned it up and been like, screw the TV, this is great. But like, yeah, Bluetooth speakers be wild and out. Dude, that's crazy. That sucks, dude. If you got a Shoot Dude,

send it to shootdude at smosh.com. That's S-H-O-O-T-D-O-O-D at smosh.com. Has that ever happened to you guys? Anything like that? Porn stuff. I mean, porn incident or Bluetooth speaker incident. Well, when I first got that portable Bluetooth speaker from VidCon, I tried to hide it. It was one of our shoots.

I tried to hide it behind some people and then play fart noises through it. Where was this? VidCon? No, no, no. It was the speaker that we got at VidCon. Oh. It was like this little Bluetooth speaker. So I was like, hey, I'm going to hide it behind somebody and play fart noises because I am five.

Yeah, the Bluetooth speakers are just the new modern fart machine I feel like I feel like porn is not the worst thing that could have happened I feel like an action scene in like John Wick or something so if you're just chilling in your apartment or in your car and all of a sudden just a bunch of gunshots started going off right near you

that'd be worse oh my god that would be terrifying your mom's just like but I would have had the same reaction if I just a bunch of gunshots started going off right near you. Oh my God, that would be terrifying. Your mom's just like, oh. But I would have had the same reaction if I heard porn anyway. You just hear those sounds. You never just have fucking ghosts? Fucking ghosts. Ghosts that are just fucking?

No, my ghosts are all just single and lonely. Yeah, they're like, when will my husband return from war? Also, I'm dead. Yeah, have you guys seen a ghost war? Also, I'm dead. Yeah. Have you guys seen a ghost story? Dude, that's amazing. Just like any ghost story or the movie ghost story?

The movie, a ghost story. I don't think I have. You just described it as a movie. A movie, a ghost story. Yeah. Well, yeah, I did describe it. It is a movie. It is a weird one, man.

I can't do ghost stuff. It's very like, it's not, no, I did describe it. It is a movie. It is a weird one, man. I can't do ghost stuff. It's very like, it's not, no, it's not scary. It's very like art house. It's like Catholic friendly ghost? It's Casey Affleck with a sheet over his head standing around in a house and it goes through time. Weird, that sounds cool. It's a weird one.

Is there porn in it? Is there sex in it? Yeah, I'll only watch it if it's a it's a weird one is there porn in it um there's sex in it yeah i'll only watch it if it's porn i only watch porn ghost stuff yeah it's low on the porn porn quotient but it's uh it's it's a slow movie but it's it's worth checking out it's it's very it's very interesting can't do any other ghost stuff. No, I don't like scary spookies. I have never seen Paranormal Activity. I can't do like, I couldn't even get through 15 minutes

of Haunting in Connecticut. Like, I'm a little wussy, wussy weenie boy. I watched the first Paranormal Activity. It was pretty fun. Second one's even better, I think. Really? You guys like those?

Oh, yeah. But I did like Paranormal like paranormal activity I did watch the comedy version scary movie 3 and stuff remember when they tried to replace Anna Faris with Ashley Tisdale and it did not track oh I've only I've only seen the first one so I don't I saw I remember the first ones scary movie 3 was the best everyone knows that uh meet the spartans is where it's at that one was so bad dude that whole genre it was bad it was so rough yeah because it wasn't even it wasn't even like parody it was just referencing like oh there's there's there's carrot top oh there's the kicking pit oh there's the the taco bell chihuahua yeah it was a dark time in movies but i feel like it'd be really interesting to to to go back and

watch it now because now it's all this like now it's like a pop culture time capsule yes can we react to those like because aren't we thinking about doing something like that? Like streaming movies. And we're talking about doing that in the future. I don't think we're allowed to talk about that stuff, right? Not yet. Not yet. But anyway, I think we've said enough to tease whatever. Yeah.

Reacting to movies is our dream, bro. Cringy movies. I would love to react to cringy movies. I want to make you guys watch Grease 2. Yeah. But yeah, that whole genre. Freaking what was the Twilight? The vampire, not another vampire teen movie or something

where they made fun of Twilight. That one was so ridiculous. There was the 40-year-old virgin who knocked up something and felt super mad about it. I didn't even know about that one. It's like the closest mainstream movies will ever be to YouTube. Like that was the most YouTube-ass thing. even know about that one it's like the closest mainstream movies will ever be to youtube like that was the most youtube ass thing it was parody comedy in a movie like so bad so bad but there was

an audience for it there was i was low-key that audience but like even i was like this is just so garbage like the spartan meet the spartans was so bad okay so this was the name of the movie the 41 year old virgin who knocked up Sarah Marshall and felt super bad about it yeah all those like all those raunchy comedies they would come out with like the DVD version that's like extra

stripped naked version like yeah so and that was the one that I really wanted to see as a kid i was like what is it me are there like twice as many boobies is it peepee in it is there because like i was too scared to google penis so i was like this is gonna be my chance you know i just realized i don't think i've ever seen a butthole in a movie sorry let's just leave it I'm just gonna leave you guys with that um with that uh please rate our podcast on iTunes or any of the other podcast listening things you're listening to

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