Smosh Mouth - S3 Ep1: #1 - Anthony’s Our Boss Again w/ Courtney Miller

Episode Date: June 26, 2023

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BetMGM operates pursuant to an operating agreement with iGaming Ontario. Guys, welcome to the smosh cast yeah holy crap this is so cool i can't believe this is happening um uh i want to welcome my co-host amanda hi guys it's me amanda lee hankanto i am very excited to be here with my other host, Shane Topp. Hi, thank you, Amanda. It's great to be here. You're so welcome. And I'm so stoked. Our first guest, Courtney Miller. Courtney Miller's in the house. Hello, it's a Zai. The Courtney Miller at the stable.

We've got a great first episode for you. There's too much to talk about, as you probably know from these past few days. But we also want to talk about everything that's been going on since the last Smoshcast ended. We want to talk about our reactions to everything that's going on right now. I also have brought a bunch of fun stuff from Reddit that I want to go over and talk about some interesting people in the world that inspire us maybe in the worst ways. We'll get to that later. Exactly.

I feel like we are just going to be talking to each other like we do in real life, where we tell stories and then we kind of like take them on as people and talk about who they are, how we feel about them, and just kind of razz each other. Just razzin' it. Just a little wackadoodle time. Yeah, you know, the Smosh cast, I have been working on this for a while, and then Amanda and I together

have been working on it for a bit, and I want this to feel more like our conversations every day. And we are constantly making each other laugh. We're constantly doing characters. We're constantly doing bits. You don't see it end up in all of our videos. I'd say out of every five characters that we joke around about and do,

one of them makes it on to try not to laugh. Yeah. And some of my favorite shit that we do is just in the lunchroom. It's just when we're hanging out. Lunch so i want this to be that yes this is the inside to our lunch chats welcome back to lunchtime with smosh we're bringing that back too uh um so like look let's just get into it um you know the smosh cast is back but also anthony's back dude holy crap anthony is back and i feel like i probably had a very i had like an outsider interaction like um experience when he came back because i never was on Smosh when he was here. But my heart was so full at the thought of these two childhood friends buying back their company.

It's such an amazing story. Yeah, it's wild. I mean, you guys saw my reaction. It was really trippy. It always sat wrong, or it never sat right with, hello, is that how it? Yeah, hello. it never sat right with hello is that how it yeah hello it never sat right with me that anthony just had to say goodbye to smosh this thing that he built with ian and when the announcement was crazy they filmed it i don't know what they're gonna do

with that footage yeah because you like i don't know if people have seen it, because you are crying in it. You are. You are. I was like weeping. I don't know where that part of me came from. I think that was a part of me that I said goodbye to a long time ago, which was like the Smosh fan, Courtney. Your parents came back, and they got back together. That's basically what happened.

That's literally. Dad and dad. As a child of divorced parents, that hits home. But yeah, that was so cool. And it just felt so right to see them together. And Ian is just glowing every day now that he's got to tell everybody and that this is happening. That dude is amped right now. So excited.

Yeah, so to paint a little picture of what it was like inside Look, we knew that some big news was happening, right? Like we all kind of got tipped up about it like weeks before. It was like, hey, guys, something big is happening. We can't tell you. It's confidential. Probably legally speaking, like buying a company, you can't just like tell anyone. So we all get in there. We're all there.

Ian's standing in front of everyone. Well, first it was all of us, all the Smosh team. And then Rhett and Link and company comes walking in. We're like, what is going on? I don't think I've ever, I've only seen them in like come to visit us once before for their funeral. If they're coming by, it's like, this is serious. They're the nicest guys, but because they owned Smosh, it had this huge weight to it of like, holy shit.

Also, Rhett is seven feet tall. So there's an added presence there. I feel so at home with Rhett. It's gotta feel weird to feel short. It feels incredible. I've never felt sexier in my life than when I stand next to a huge man or a huge woman. And I seek them out. They're very hard to find.

You're like those sucker fish on great white sharks. Yes, exactly. I like climb mountains to find these tall, tall folks. And I was standing next to Rhett, and I was just like, I just wanted to stand next to him for hours. I feel like a little woman right now. Little woman. So they're there, and we're like, what the hell's going on? Then Ian kind of gets up.

He has a walkie-talkie. And he's like, so, to simplify it, he kind of is talking to us now. He's about how, like, well, Rhett and Link said some stuff first in their very Rhett and Link way, you know? Just a very, like, well, you know, it's been a jolly good time. And, you know, this job in YouTube is a lot about friendships and about how they come and they go and all that stuff. And we're like, okay, man, are you about to fire us? Like, what the hell? Anyways, what I'm saying is you're fired. Get out of my house and take all your belongings.

I'm fully trained. Let's talk about that. So Ian's like, Smosh has new owners. Like Smosh has been bought, like, essentially. It's kind of like, I forget the exact wording, but then he's like, okay, are you guys ready? And we're like, yeah. And he goes into the walkie-talkie,

and he goes, the eagle has landed. Into the hen house. Into the hen house. Yeah, which is not how that goes. It goes to the eagle, whatever. That's actually the worst news. I think it's like, I think it's an old,

like, lore, like Smosh lore because Anthony was like, did you guys hear a hen house? I was like, yes. What?

I think it's something, it's like a thing between them. Okay, someone comment if they know if that's a Smosh joke. No,

I think Ian just said a phrase wrong. I think he probably just screwed it up. Kind of like Lance Armstrong when he landed on the moon. Equal caliber events. So he says the eagle has landed and we're all standing there.

And all of a sudden I see out the front door, I see Anthony walking up. And I'm like, I don't know if I processed any thought at that time. He walks in, walks next to Ian. I think we were... We all start cheering. Because it's Anthony. He was giddy. Because my instant when he said the eagle landed in the hen house or whatever he said,

I looked to you or someone who I think was you next to me. No, it was Kimmy. And I was like, it's Anthony, isn't it? But when Anthony came in, people started cheering. I was like, oh, cool. He's going to be in some videos, probably. I don't know. Right.

Right. We've been talking for years about Anthony coming in for videos, but it's something that just seemed impossible for whatever reason. And I mean, I understood. I understood maybe it was Anthony, his feelings about Defy.

I don't know. I actually don't know, but I'm sure they are going to cover it at some point. But it just kind of became a joke of like, he's never coming back. We're not going to have him on. It's been the better part of a decade. So he walks in.

We're like, okay. And then they stand next to each other. And I think it was Anthony who goes, we bought Smosh. They said we bought Smosh back. Yeah. And then it's just this eruption of cheers. I screamed.

I don't know why. I don't know who. I literally, like, the excitement I felt for them, man, I guess I was dead inside, too, you know? And this revived me. And it was just so cute seeing them. Yeah, it was the parents coming back. But my favorite part was, first of all, being a part of it. I just felt, like, so special.

I felt like I was invited to, like, the legacy, like, grandparents' home for Christmas. And I was like, I'm the friend. But my favorite part is when people were coming in late. Oh, God. OK, yeah, that was insane. Can we talk about the late people that walked? So the door's like,

The announcements already happened. Like, I'm already crying. They are talking about the details. And then just one by one, other people start keep coming in. Noah shows up, and he walks in. He's like, hey, how's it going, guys? Sorry, I'm late.

Oh, shit. Noah, we bought the company. Oh, what? Noah, completely different hair. Oh, for real? Sick. Congratulations, dude. And then Keith was shortly after.

And then Keith was like, oh, shit. And then Olivia was like, with her phone, with her coffee, with a smoothie, she was like, what's happening, you guys? What's happening, you guys? She was like, oh, oh, and then just kept going on on a conversation. I like that she broke, like, shattered the reality by walking straight up to Ian and Anthony who were like, it's like mid-presentation of what's's going on and she's just like right there like my car was low on gas and I know I have a coffee in my hand but yeah exactly my car was low on gas it's like but you made three stops

to somewhere for drinks it's so great and then Jackie was last I think and Jackie Jackie took one look at Anthony was like like, oh, whatever. Like, she just couldn't handle it at the moment. It was so funny. I don't think Jackie got it. No, because she was like, I think she thought Anthony said, I'm from Smosh. And she's like, we go back. We go way back.

She's like, we go way back. And then I was like, oh, girl did not get it. It was so funny. But to be fair, nobody knew what this meeting was going to be about. We've had tons of these meetings. They're usually about nothing. We have company-wide meetings just to be like, guys, Reddit stories got a million views. And it's just like, cool. So people probably thought like, ah, you know, whatever. But it was very funny. And it made me think back on when I last saw Anthony on a Smosh production. And we were on a location set at a house filming.

And this was the week of a breakup. Yeah, you were going through it. And I was not sleeping. I was going through a breakup, a relationship breakup that week. And so I was going through a breakup, like a relationship breakup that week. Oh. And so I was a mess. And I'm leaving set one day. And I just am like, you know, you know how the zone you're probably in.

I'm just beelining it to my car. I walk off of this set, out of this house. And at the same time, I think Anthony rapped. And so I'm like a good 50 feet away heading towards my car. And I just hear, hey, I'll see you. I'll see you later, man. And I look back and it's Anthony. Like, it was really sad. I was just, I was so out of it. I was like, all right, dude. Like, I was just like, see ya. And then that was the last time I saw him. And he was not lying. And, and like, and it was just, and then I remember, I remember getting, remember getting, you know when you have those moments where you know it's a big deal, but you're not in the zone for it?

And you get in your car, and I get in my car and I go, that was a huge moment. I was like, that was a huge moment. And I was so out of it. Whatever. And, like, I've seen him a lot. That's the thing. I have seen Anthony almost every year since. Like I'll see him at like a VidCon.

Last year I did this – Courtney and I did this big hide and seek thing on Preston's channel. And Anthony was there. And like Anthony in all these years has always been so nice. Like he's – And it's like no time passes. And we see him. And he's like, hey, how's it going, man?

Oh, what's up? And we don't really talk about work. We just were like, oh. So him coming back wasn't like, oh, I haven't seen you in six years. But it was trippy to see him in a Smosh context. Yeah, coming into the Smosh studio, that was just trippy to perceive. And him and Ian next to each other in a building like that, like, no one in the public eye has seen that in literally over, like, six years. I feel like you were talking about your goodbye with Anthony, but I feel like that is such, like, an indie movie moment.

It was. I feel like people want this big thing to happen when it's a big moment, but that is just so not real. It's always going to be like, see you later, man. See ya. See ya. And then the movie ends,

and you never see each other, or the Titanic starts sinking. One last song, gentlemen. Remember the Titanic? That's the way life is. have a beauty i have a super well actually no let me quickly say a wholesome thing about that is you hear the quote of like you never know when it's gonna be the last time you see someone but i always think about whenever i say goodbye to someone i'm just like i think i'm never gonna see them again i'm probably gonna

run into that person again and then it, and like how often does that happen? And I always love thinking about that, that it's typically never goodbye, really. You'll be so certain you're never gonna see that person again, even if it's a person you definitely don't wanna see again. That's why you don't burn bridges. Don't burn bridges, because you'll always see them.

Because we live so long. We live so long. I was never an asshole to Anthony, so it's not awkward. Okay. I don't believe you. Just establishing that. I'm curious, Amanda, what are, you know, because in your funeral, you did impressions of, like, all the cast. Yeah. And you nailed it.

You've just met Anthony because you haven't met him before, right? No. you've just met Anthony because you haven't met him before right um no I met him once before like hanging out with Ian but it was like not it was not like really yeah we met but I wouldn't say that we like hung out for sure and I've never worked with him

for sure um uh do you have like first impressions? Oh, absolutely. He was like, boy on Christmas morning, Giddy. He was just so smiley and just like, don't look at me. I'm shy. I felt like he was like, I'm here in the business, and I'm going to talk about the business,

but I just bought this with my childhood friend like i feel like he was like a teen who was like so stoked to be there and was like right i am a businessman right now yeah and he was just so sweet he was literally like he was just giddy and my only impression of just the smiles and the hair curl over one eye that was just always like in the way that made him do this, like, dip with his head. And I just felt like he was just, like, so ready to just hang out. I, like, see him when you're doing the... Do you know what I mean? Yeah, it's not already accurate.

But then he's like, and yeah, it's going to be a great, we're going to do a good business. We're going to do a good business. And it's just, like, the curl. He's, yeah, and he be a great we're gonna do a good business we're gonna do a good business it's just like the curl he's uh yeah and he's got great fashion

that dude he's got the tattoos decked out in rings tattoos great great rings the tattoos are like a

yellow book road like a journey all up and down his arm I know um it's pretty dope it's pretty cool

he's a cool guy yeah he's so he's so sweet. And what's great is he's like the opposite of Ian. And I don't mean that. He's a great guy. God, why did I say that? He's honestly the nicest guy. The opposite of Ian.

I know. I love Ian so much. Ian is like the older brother vibes. And Anthony feels like the younger brother. Like Ian's like, let's go. We're in the car. We got to go. And he's just like, OK, I'm coming. brother vibes and and Anthony feels like the younger brother like Ian's like let's go we're in the car we gotta go and he's just like okay yeah I'm coming like it's just like I just feel like they that's the thing is people are like oh you know Ian curmudgeon and I was like I don't I

see Ian as like so fun loving and sweet and goofy and like cares so, but he has a different vibe than Anthony. If that makes sense. Yeah, oh for sure. Ian, I want to establish here, it's very much in a bit that we have played into. Ian, when you hang out with him, is a super chill, he is a positive guy in a lot of ways. He makes a lot of dark jokes.

He's willing to joke about anything. But yeah, him and Anthony together, they do compliment each other so well. I mean, you see why them together is like the first big YouTube star. Like, they, and they're back doing what they did back then. It's so cool. It is, it is in fact the coolest YouTube story

I think that's ever happened. Yes. Like, truly. Yeah, I mean, in comparison to, like, the Shane Dawson saga, the Jenna Marbles saga, other people who were, like, pillars of YouTube's growth as a website, like, Ian and Anthony were the first among that.

And it felt like this really sad, shattered end to a story that just didn't have any resolution for like at least the public eye and now it's like it's not even a resolution it's like it's coming back it's continuing the story isn't over yet and i feel like it's like so many people are going to be excited to see what's coming from it the friends reunion that's what i'm like thinking in my head i I'm like, oh my god. For YouTubers, this is like their favorite show ever reunion. And how many comments daily do we get?

Where's Anthony? Where's Anthony? Where's Anthony? And it's just like, oh my god. Dad and dad are back together. They're back. I don't know if they're dad and dad. It's more like.

It's more like brothers. Bros are back. The bros are back. The best friends are back. And so Anthony is in several videos on Pit, and I think he'll be in some games videos as well. I don't know. I know he's such a busy guy, and he still has his own channel,

and they're going to be working really hard on these sketches on the Smosh channel. But I think he is trying to come in whenever he can to be on Pit and Game. So look forward to that. But it gives off this vibe of like best friends who are like, they rekindled that magic. And it's so cool.

It's just so cool to see. I'm just very, very happy for Ian and I'm very happy for anthony that they get to have that yeah like we've all had a childhood friend like and you all want to start projects with them and you just never know where it's gonna go and they get to have that and like they have a lot of people who love them and i'm just excited to be a part of that it's very cool um yeah so you know for those listening, the main channel, you can go and you can become a member now

to help try to support what they're doing, because they want to keep doing this thing for as long as they can. This thing being sketch comedy. Sketch comedy. They want it to be old school classic Smosh so you can go there and you can support and I think there's a lot

of bonus content depending on what tier you subscribe to or become a member of so check it out it's really cool and you know we will try to get

Anthony on here I'm sure it will happen soon oh that's the plan give us time but our plan is to eventually have every single person from Smosh

here on this show. We'll be cycling through them all. Even your favorite crew members, whoever. No one's telling us what to do. Right. Ian was like, do it. Go. Have fun.

And we're like, okay. Okay, Dad. We're gonna, okay, Dad. Let's steal the car and get donuts, Mommy. Car just flying off the road, crashing. No. So, look, we can keep talking. I did also bring some stuff.

Yay. Something I want to do on this show. As you know, I host Reddit stories where we read a ton of am I the asshole, today I fucked up, true off my chest. All these insane, unhinged things on Reddit. stories where we read a ton of am I the asshole today I fucked up true off my chest all these insane unhinged things on reddit there are so many other subreddits however that we never cover and there are there are other corners of the internet that I love and obsessed with and we never cover that stuff so I want to bring that stuff here um and just have fun with it. Just riff off of the things that we read and see what.

Have a good time. So starting off, a subreddit that I love is Ask Reddit. There's also Ask Men, Ask Women. They're all typically the same. Really? Like the subreddit, the same questions get floated around all of them. And, but the answers are what are fun. the same. Really? Like, the same questions get floated around all of them.

Yeah. And, but the answers are what are fun. So, you don't feel pressured to answer these questions. You can if you want.

Or I can be someone who might answer a certain way. Sure. You can be whoever you want. Can we just talk about Courtney's yawn?

No. Okay, so Courtney just yawned. I think Courtney releases demons. This is a really bad start to this. This is how I feel about your podcast. The podcast was so fun

to be on. Thanks for having me. I'm having fun. All right. Let's reddit it up. She's ready. I'm ready. Here's the first question that I found. Has anyone made a deal with a friend that if they weren't married by a certain age, they would marry one another and actually followed through?

How did it go? I'm not going to say names. I know of someone that this actually happened to. They married? They did not get married. But they, in high school, they were like, oh, if we're not married by 30, what if we get married? And they kind of joked about it. It was kind of more of a joke.

And then when he was 30, he was engaged. And then she was like, oh, hey, like, ha ha, ha ha ha ha. And he was like, I'm engaged. She's like, oh, that's okay. That's so fun for you guys. I'll get you a wedding gift. She shows up to his front door with a wedding dress on.

She's just like, hi. Jake, remember? That was crazy. I'm 30. You can get on one knee now. Motherfucker. Your breath smells like vodka. What? Your breath smells like vodka. What?

Your breath smells like vodka. Are you okay? Yes. I actually don't know where that came from. Holy crap. That was cool. That was awful. I went so deep.

You guys, I'm guessing, never made any promises like that. I did. You did? But it wasn't until we were 40. You have a deal like that? She's wise beyond our years. But I was going to say, 30 is young. 30 is very young.

OK, 40. 40 with this friend from middle school and high school. Whoa. Which was a lady. Oh, OK. I mean, people do that all the time. People get legally married and share property together. And it's like just a great old time.

Oh, yeah. So where is this lady? She's actually engaged. Oh. So you're the girl who showed up with a wedding dress and vodka. Oh, that fucking sucks. Yeah, I was like, hey, remember that fortune teller we made and signed and promised we'd get married? That's so awkward.

And is it cool? Like our friendship? Yeah, are you guys cool? I don't know. Oh. Drama. I don't know. I thought we were.

Drama time. Getting crazy here. I kind of love that. Yeah, I never. I really didn't want to get married. I'm not going to lie. Really? I know I'm married.

Yeah, you're recently married. I'm recently married. But I met H, and I was like, oh, hell yeah, I want to get married to you. That's awesome. But growing up, I was like, I don't give a fuck about getting married. I wasn't into that. I really wanted to have a gorgeous castle in Europe and a beautiful ocean nearby. And I really wanted to be a, I remember I wrote in my journal,

not a, I really didn't want to be a successful actor. I wanted to be a good actor. I wrote that when I was like seven. But you want to live in a castle with an ocean view. Yeah, humble means. Humble means. Yeah, I wanted to be a ninja cowboy. You know, I wasn't thinking about marriage.

Yeah, exactly. But you know what? Marriage wasn't my number one. But now that I met H, I was like, oh my god, I'm so excited to do this. That's cute. And we did it. He's your hell yeah. He's my hell yeah.

There's some answers here to this. My friend and I made a deal that by 30, if we are not married or in any type of relationship, we would get married. This is when I was 18 and he was 21. Well, we ended up dating when I was 23 and we got married a few weeks ago. He turned 30 this year. I think we would get married. This is when I was 18 and he was 21. Well, we ended up dating when I was 23 and we got married a few weeks ago. He turned 30 this year. I think we kept our promise.

Wow. Someone else said, I made a deal with my best friend of seven years. We even wrote joke vows and speeches. This was like five years ago when I was 30 and he was 26. Well, in quotations, well, here we are, 35 and unmarried.

I couldn't find anyone better, so I guess we're doing this thing. They responded, you're pretty cool. I like hanging out with you. This might as well happen. I turn 35 in April. We are getting married next year.

I shit you not. So some people really follow up on that shit. But they didn't sound that excited. Yeah, they were just like, well, shit you not. It's a joke. Well, shit you not. It's happening. Get in here, little lady. It's the old ball and chains getting locked on. Yeah, exactly.

There was a, wasn't there like a viral video recently of like a some wedding vows where the woman was like, now I know he'd rather be with his friends drinking some Bud Lights. And he's there like with a cap on at the stand just like laughing and just like

I'm like god some people are fine with that type of vibe yeah they're fine with you know being called like my old lady wants me home

I'm like bitch do not do not call me an old lady um actually let me scroll down

I found another wedding question that ties into this uh really well um okay here it is dude it's the best i was thinking about it see when i saw it since you just recently got married uh wedding photographers of reddit what was your they're not gonna last long moment oh this is such a good question dude so good and i it's it's when it hits me that some jobs i'm like you don't think about that job being so

interesting but a wedding photographer is probably so intimate that's one of the most fascinating jobs on the planet so many awesome

characters that you see I mean I got my best friend to do it that's great my best friend filmed it and took photos because I just couldn't imagine

hiring someone that I didn't know taking like okay now hold her hand and turn to the left and laugh. It's like, eh. You're like a robot looking. But I get that people really want very professionals. It's hard to have a best friend.

Luckily, he was incredible. And he's good at what he does. I feel like us, we're all entertainers and stuff. We all know people who are really good at photography. And I guess if you know someone who's good at what he does. Yeah. I feel like us, we're all entertainers and stuff. We all know people who are really good at photography. Yeah. And I guess if you know someone who's good at photography. Exactly. If you don't, I totally get hiring that.

But I'm so, they see everything. They see everything. Oh, and they see into your soul, too. Because they've been doing it, so they know. I can't wait to hear these. Yeah. Someone said, when the groom told the bride she couldn't have cake because she was overweight, lasted a year, he gained weight. Are you?

I can't fathom that. Out of your mind? I cannot fathom that. It's like, it's your wedding day. I love when people are like, I can't wait for you to have kids, but please don't get fat. It's like, how do you think I have children? How do you think it works uh someone said when the groom looked at her like she was the love of his life and she treated the

day like her prom and ignored him i think they lasted six months oh no wait do women ignore their prom day okay okay to be fair i went to, I went to two homecomings when I was a freshman. Okay, hottie. I was not going to a regular high school, so I had friends who went to both the different high schools in the area. And it was both platonic. It was just like friends. But there's like the rich high school, and then there was kind of the high school that's like not the rich high school. Wendy's parking lot.

Yeah. So the rich high school had it at this crazy convention center type of thing, like really fancy thing. So I got invited by this girl. I said yes, and we go. And right at the start, she's gone. And I was just kind of by myself there. Luckily, I knew other people there. But I was like, she's gone.

And I don't know where she went. And then at the end of the night, I see her again. And she's like dancing with other people. And I'm just like, OK. I wasn't mad because I'm like, we're not dating or anything. It's not like, but it is still weird that you invited me and then didn't want to hang out. I was also awkward as hell. But still, you were her date.

Like, what? But the other one was fantastic. But still, you were her date. Like, what? But the other one was fantastic. It's like the blue dynamite. The other one was so much fun. The other one was just in the gymnasium, and that was a blast. Like, you were just dancing, having a great time. But that was also with one of my, like, best friends. Like, she's still one of the coolest people I've ever known.

I haven't talked to her in a long time, but one of those people that you could just hit up and just be like, Hey, how's it going? And they'd be like, Oh dude, what's up? Like you were awkward as hell. Oh dude.

I was so, I'm still awkward. This is you awkward. I'm still awkward, but I was really awkward as a teenager. No, I was, I was genuinely so awkward.

We'll eventually have, we should eventually get my friend Shelby on who's known me since I was 14, and she can tell you genuinely that I was a very awkward teenager. You know what I was thinking about recently, because my best friend just moved here? I've decided that I, that the awkwardness that we felt like when we were teens, I feel like we lose that when we're adults because we try to be like, we know everything. We're right. So the other day we were dying laughing because I was like, I think I'm a loser. Like, like, like L on forehead loser. Like not a loser that's like, oh, you're a loser.

You have no life. Like, like the loser that like, like freaks and geeks, like the loser that you like, like they're cool, but they're also a loser. I was like, I am a loser. She's like, I've known you since kindergarten. You've always been a loser. That's so funny.

And I'm like, I want, I've decided that if I'm going to be a loser, I'm going to keep embracing being a fucking loser. So when you say awkward as hell, I'm like, oh my God, you were probably the best. Do you know what I'm saying? People didn't dislike me.

I was just awkward. I just hated that I wasn't. But I also subscribed to just the worst media that pushes like, oh, the James Bond type of cool aesthetic. And I was like, I'm not cool. I'm not, I just felt like. Shane's smoking cigarettes at like 14.

He's like, hello, little lady. Want to go back to my room? And everyone's like, go away. Yeah, I mean, being a guy when you're 14, and also this is pre-deep internet that we have now where you really can find the info. You were pre-apps. Yeah, pre-apps, man. Trying to find the info back then was tough.

And I want to go into that more on these episodes and talk about that and my history with the internet. Because Googling things in 2005 or 2006, it's devastating. You would find nothing good. You'd be looking through forums trying to get advice. You don't know who these guys are. And looking back, it's the worst advice on the planet.

And it makes sense why so many dudes end up doing the cringiest, stupidest, most uncomfortable things. It's because they were probably told somewhere, like, do that. It'll work. Did you ever Google how to be cool? Yes.

I did. A million times. Did you ever Google how to flirt? Oh, yes. Yes. Oh, not me. But they never had how to flirt for girls. I have a vivid memory of a video.

It might have been on E-Bomb's World or early YouTube or whatever. It was how to flirt. And this guy is like, this is what you do. You walk up to a woman. If she has blue eyes, you go, your eyes, they're like blueberries. I want to, like, this is what you do. You walk up to a woman. If she has blue eyes, you go, your eyes,

they're like blueberries. I want to like eat it. I want to eat that little blueberry. And that's like, in there. Oh my God, Brittany, that is you. That's actually just you.

Your eyes are like blueberries. Yeah. I want to like, eat it. Oh my God. Why are you, stop grabbing my eyes. Are my eyes like poop?

Because they're brown? Your eyes are like coffee beans. I want to grind it up and drink it in the morning. I actually love that. That's really, really cute. Wow. No, it wouldn't have worked on me. Are you sure about that?

Your eyes are like, wow, your eyes are green, like little four-leaf clovers. I want to, like, make a wish. I want to be a lucky charm. Yeah. Oh, your eyes are are green Just like in Ireland Hot on the fields With my sheep

Had to go out and get them And wrangle them back to the To the To the back to the farm Mary's here She's Sheep in the ship What?

Don't Come inside Shut up and come inside. Just come inside. Like, I've got some beef stew. Bought. Bought. Bought.

Okay, hold on. Really quick. Sidebar. Do you remember this? Amanda has a character that she pitched, or she just started joking about. No, you told me about this. I never knew about this. This just happened.

I was like, remember, Amanda has a character that that what if your manager was an old Irish woman? And that's the character. And it's like, we're at VidCon and imagine this woman is managing you and trying to help you. But, but.

Yes. So it's like, okay, guys, the meet and greet is happening in 20 minutes. So you'll need to

head on down there. But imagine you have a bit of a stomach ache. So your manager is like, just like, so you'll need to head on down there. But imagine you have a bit of a stomach ache. So your manager is like... Just like, but you can go down to the back and you can wait out and you can go to sleep, but come out here and talk to your people. But be kind.

But be good. If I could have a manager that spoke to me like that and like, I don't know, fed me like pork links and like put me to bed. My sister's husband's from Ireland. She's like, man, I love Ireland because every time we go there, she just puts me to bed and feeds me pork. And I'm like, what? And she's like, you sweet angel, I bet you're so tired from your travels. Go to bed and come back and you wake up and we'll have tea and food and we'll get really drunk at

night like it sounds fake but it's real that's what they're really like that's all of them they're all really like that um uh holy shit okay um where were we anyway ignoring your prom date yeah yeah yeah and ignore and weddings going wrong, right? The photographers. Back to some horrible weddings. Someone said, when I worked as a wedding planner for a hotel chain, the groom had found out his bride was having an affair with her brother's best mate.

The bride's mother knew about it, but insisted on the wedding and paid a fortune. The groom wasn't drinking much, and at the speeches stood up and revealed he knew and said he was getting an annulment. He then took his best man on his honeymoon. The honeymoon the bride's parents had paid for. Pretty epic.

Pretty epic. Bro trip. Bro trip. They promised that if that ever happened that they would do that. Him and the best friend. They said if we ever get married and it gets an annulment, we're gonna go on the honeymoon together, promise.

When they were 12 years old. Exactly. Yeah. Dude, you're so gonna get cheated on. Oh, dude, we gotta make sure it happens. And then when he found out,

he probably told his best friend, he's like, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude. She's cheating on me. It's like, yes! Yeah. Bro trip! And that is another reason

why it's so unsafe for the mothers to fucking get so involved where they take control of your wedding. She could have saved a fortune if she just listened. That's another thing about wedding. You gotta do what you wanna do. Yep. Someone else said, at the rehearsal dinner, every toast to the bride was some euphemistic variation of, I'm so glad you finally found someone to put up with your bullshit. They barely made it to the bride with some euphemistic variation of, I'm so glad you finally found someone

to put up with your bullshit. They barely made it to the six month mark. Oh, what? That's insane. I can't understand people who make like really like. Cutting. Yeah. Pointed.

Mean wedding speeches. I hear about it happening all the time. And like, or people who get way too drunk for their wedding speeches. I'm like it happening all the time and like or people get way too drunk for their wedding speeches. I'm like dude come on. It's such a like specific thing. We did a sketch forever ago where I did we did impressions. You did the guy version. I did the woman version where it's just

like I'm so happy for you and like like my guys my person's out there. And I know that. I'm happy for you. I'm so, you guys deserve each other so much. Oh.

Just like the heartbreak one. Just scarcity. Like, I just feel like they're just so, like, yeah, the speeches that are all about them, they're just like, I'm so happy for you guys. Like, you guys did it. You guys did it. And I just feel like you did it. My sister was a little bit like that at my wedding.

She was like, but she was a little, she was mad that my dad gave a speech because she was very drunk. My dad popped up, my dad popped up and was like, these two, these two. And my sister dropped her glass of wine and it went, during my dad's speech. And it was like, these two, these two. And my sister dropped her glass of wine, and it went during my dad's speech. And it was so lovely.

And she was like, at least he gives you a speech. He barely gave me a speech. So there's just so much, I don't even know, jealousy around. Oh, yeah. That was the only moment that got a little feisty. Other than that, it was all love. I can imagine your family being feisty like Other than that, it was all love. I can imagine your family

being feisty like that. Yeah, that's awesome. Luckily, my family, they're very like, we all have enough social anxiety that we want to put on a great speech. And we're just gonna, it's gonna be very,

someday when it happens, it's gonna be very formal and just very like, well, so happy for Shane. He did it. And my brothers, my oldest brother, you can see a lot of my characters in him in that he's just this like, he's this like,

he was never part of a fraternity, but he's got like a frat energy. And he is a teacher now. But he's just, he'll be like, well, dude, you freaking did it, dude. That's awesome. Couldn't be more happy for you? Awesome, man. You're sick. Sick as. That's awesome. Couldn't be more happy for you? Awesome, man.

You're sick. Sick as hell. All right. Peace. So it'll be nice. I kind of love that. Someone said, said this before, third wedding and the best man, the groom's brother, starts his speech.

Well, welcome back, everyone. Good to see some new faces and some old ones. Oh, my God. It was like not a first and some old ones. Oh my god. Wait, what does that mean? It was like not a first marriage. Not do well. Not doing well. Dude, why? Why? Someone said ask the groom in a recorded interview

why he asked her to marry him and he said the pressure to get married they lasted less than two months hadn't even finished the video and they were over. Oh god. He hadn't even finished the video, and they were over. Wait. Oh, God. He hadn't finished editing. Before he finished editing the wedding video?

It was over. Which is probably better that it ends then and not. Okay, I found this one. It's easier to get divorced at that point, right? Yeah. But I'm just like, don't you guys see the signs? No. Also, I fully believe in pre-marriage counseling.

We did a year of pre-marriage counseling. Oh, that's great. And it was amazing. And it was like, oh, great. We're on the same page about everything. But imagine if it was like, you did it and you were like, oh, you're pressured to get married to me? Like, that's when you find all that shit out. Interesting.

Don't get married. Interesting. Yeah, some people truly just don't see anything. They don't. They just don't. They don't see a damn thing. Mm-hmm. This is the craziest one.

Oh, God. Went to a wedding during college to my friends that got married who graduated two years prior to me. They had a beautiful wedding on a boat off the Keys, and as the best man gave his speech, he was really drunk by this point. Just shouted, you don't deserve her. You literally got a blowjob from a stripper. No, make that two strippers at your bachelor party. Peace out. He dropped the mic and tried to do a dramatic exit.

But by this point, we were all stuck on this boat in the middle of the ocean. It took an hour to get back to port. And it was the most awful and awkward hour of our lives for everyone on that boat. Oh. Bro. What? He had to have been like, peace out. Oh, shit.

Just jump off. Just jump off the boat. A shark immediately eats him. Peace out. Peace out. I'm going to use the bathroom. Where's the bathroom, Captain? It's down on the bottom of the boat.

He just walks over to the side of the boat, pulls down his pants, and shits off the side. Might as well. Wait, that's so odd. Also so embarrassing. Maybe he thought that he was doing her a favor, but he wasn't. Who was that for?

Was that for the girl? For the bride? Was that for him? Yeah. No! I think it was for him. If you are the bride of the groom and you find out and you want him to do a public thing, that's one thing. If you find out one of them is cheating on the other, just go tell them directly and let them do their public.

Maybe he wanted to be with her. That's what I'm thinking. He did say you don't deserve her. He wanted to be with her and now maybe they're going to be together after he got eaten by a shark. Wait, I loved him. She jumps in, the shark's like, yum, yum, yum.

I love the shark. We're here for the shark. Yeah. Okay, I have a bunch of other Ask Reddit things things here i love it and they are insane um okay okay this one's nuts this is getting weird now love it it wasn't weird before what is the biggest secret you've ever kept from your family the first is, and mind you this is an anonymous post, we can't fact check this stuff. So my brother and I saw aliens as a kid and we were super intrigued by the flamethrowers in fear of idiotic aliens

like the movie Aliens. Sorry I forgot about this one when I first read it again I was like oh they saw aliens. No, I forgot about this one. When I first read it again, I was like, oh, they saw aliens. No, they saw the movie Aliens. So my brother and I saw the movie Aliens as a kid, and we were super intrigued by the flamethrowers. In a feat of idiotic 13-year-old brilliance, we determined that a super soaker filled with Aquanet with a butane lighter strapped to the front might actually work the same. To our utter shock, it did. Shot 20 foot streams of sticky flame. We were just

overjoyed until said sticky flame hit the side of the house and caught it on fire. Oh shit. So we race over in between my shirt and the hose, get it out, but there's a large dark spot on the side of the house. So we disassemble and clean out the flamethrower and mums the word.

30 years later, we're eating dinner over at the folks. And dad remarks they've painted the house and finally got rid of that weird dark spot. Much stealthy chortling ensued. Honestly, how do kids survive childhood? We're all idiots. They didn't tell them? Like 30 years later? Never told them

they created flamethrowers as children that worries me about like possibly having children because I love alien but kids say the darndest things no I like dude I love alien but I don't know I don't know about kids

why but like you forget that kids see shit and go, mm, I can do that. Yeah. Flamethrower guns? Yeah. Oh, my God. Gotta be careful what you show your kids.

I also would have told my parents. I would have been like, hey, guys. Hilarious. That black spot was us. Yeah, exactly. It's 30 years later. That Boy Meets World episode where they make a flamethrower. And it's, like, this whole, like, learning lesson of, like, don't make flamethrowers. Yeah, exactly. It's 30 years later. That Boy Meets World episode where they make a flamethrower and it's like this whole learning

lesson of like, don't make flamethrowers. Here's one. Redditors, have you ever gotten an ick from a potential partner or love interest that instantly killed your attraction to them? If so, what happened? With most of these subreddits,

a lot of the answers are really a bummer but i pick like i i search for like the funniest ones or the like not as insane ones um talking about our interests and after i listened to him blab about his lawnscaping business i went to talk about my interests and he interrupted me to say wow you really have nothing interesting to say, do you? That's an ick? That's just a dick. That's just an awful person. Yeah, you forgot the D.

Yeah, that guy's just a fucking dick. The amount of time he spent plotting revenge, usually against his parents or ex-wife, should have been spent introspectively on getting his life back on track. We broke up shortly thereafter. Then we tried to reconcile. Then he smoked meth in front of me. And that was the end of that. I don't know which one was the it. The it was not the meth.

No, the meth is fine. It's his desire to get revenge. Oh, this one's fascinating. Had a guy once whose car smelled so bad, I had to try to not throw up while sticking my head out the window. Oh, my God. He couldn't smell it. I thought I was going to die.

Turns out he forgot about a double cheeseburger in the back of his car for over two weeks in the hot sun. I don't know what bothered me more, the smell or the fact that it didn't bother him. It reminds me of back at when we were filming out of Mythical Studios. They did a video once where they put a car out in the back. They filled it with food. Fish, burgers, cheese.

All sorts of stuff. And then let it sit out there for a month. Why? Just to see what it would smell like. Just to see what would happen. What car was it? It was an old. They bought a junker, like fully rust.

Yeah, fully junker car. But it was a nightmare to just even be around it. It was crazy. So who got in there and smelled it? I don't know. I'm pretty sure they got into like hazmat suits to open it up. But I don't remember. It's a video.

Yeah. Great. Yeah, I don't, that stuff makes me like so ill. Like I don't like, it's very freaky when people cannot smell their own stench. Oh yeah. It's a red flag for me. Well, if it's B.O., if it's B.O. Not B.O., I'm talking like.

Like if there's a smell, if there's a smell going on and they don't maybe it's not their own stench on their body but like the stench that they live in yeah i and look i don't have a great sense of smell but i don't i don't i don't have a great sense of smell i'm an extremely keen sense of smell so that stuff no i do you like plainer foods no i like spice i like spices i do smell in fact i think i like intense smells because you're like oh i can smell yeah um like a fear of mine is always putting cologne on too strong so i probably underplay it but i'm so glad we're bringing this up right now yeah because you're no i'm just kidding your cologne actually smells really good thank you i think i've complimented

you yeah maybe in my journal. Just kidding. No, you're a cologne, but you know when you smell. I think the only time I've ever smelled really intense cologne is older women. Oh, dude. It can happen sometimes. Sometimes men. Sometimes men can really have that Irish spring smell. Oh.

They walk past, and they're like, I smell a little good like. Well, can I tell you a little secret that That my grandmother, her favorite thing to do, this is real, is put Irish Spring soap bars underneath your sheets so that when you'd go to bed, she'd have a big house and we'd all sleep there. You'd go to bed, you'd pull up the sheets and it

smelled like Irish Spring. And I started doing it. I put it in my drawers. My drawers. So I have Irish Spring in my underwear drawer and my jean drawer. So if I still like Irish Spring, that's why this is in my closet. And H is like, I feel like you're going to get sick from that. Isn't that like crazy? No.

No, you're like Julian Salamita's dogs. No. They like roll around on bars of Irish Spring soap because they're so obsessed with the smell. Guys, try putting soap underneath your sheets. It's actually, you open up your sheets and you're like. Where do you put the soap? Do you put it like where your feet go? You put it just like in the middle and then when you open up the sheet, you can take out the soap and then put it back.

And it's specifically Irish Spring. Yeah, just for me. Irish Spring is the soap. All right. If anyone does this, comment down below either on this episode or next week's episode, and let us know how it went. Yeah. Let us know how your Irish spring life is going.

You guys ever had any icks? Oh, sorry. I was just going to say, you start talking like this, though. You start talking real funny, like when you have that Irish spring in every single drawer, under your sheets. And you're being feckin' nice. You're being feckin your sheets. And you're being feckin' nice. You're being feckin' nice right now. I am feckin' nice.

You're feckin' ace. I don't know. I mean, these icks are like obvious. Yeah, do you have any unobvious icks? Yes, is the question. I feel like, I don't know. Maybe in my dating experience, it's just not as obvious. I feel like a lot of dudes have just a lot of obvious things that they probably do that women are just immediately like, no.

Yeah. I haven't had experience with going on a date with someone where they did some small thing and I was like, it's a deal breaker. You haven't? I haven't it would have to be something like but it would have to be something pretty bad

like I'm trying to think like bad breath not tipping or yeah but even bad breath I'd be like maybe it's today

you know yeah or maybe you need to get your tonsils out maybe you need to maybe you need to change your insides we've got a ton more Reddit stuff

but we'll cover that. We'll keep covering this type of stuff on this show. We'll always go back to that. But I also want to talk about, like, we love making characters. We love making comedy, all that stuff. And there was a specific character, Courtney, that you do that this kind of segues into because I'm curious how many icks he presents. But you do a character named Dominic Patron,

who I feel like is a very toxic dude. He is sick. Is he toxic? The thing is, he's toxic, but you still like him. Yeah. Which makes him toxic. But you've done him a bunch over the years. And where did you come up with him?

He's my favorite. I found him when we had to do the Logan Paul versus Jake Paul boxing video where we found this really great blonde wig. And I didn't know how to act like Jake Paul. So I just started acting like a dude. And then I really love that wig. I was like, this is a nice wig. I want to bring this back. And then we did America's Next Top Simp.

And that's where Dominic came to fruition. And I love him because I love how he's just the worst guy, but you love him. You know what I mean? Like he sucks. He does all the weird shitty things, but you're like, but I want to keep you around for some reason, you know?

Yeah. No, he's a great dude. I love him because I interacted with him as amanda so i love him because i'm just like oh my god you're the fucking worst but he doesn't leave and he doesn't shy away and he doesn't get like he's not like oh whatever fuck you he stays he's like i'm committed to whatever this is yeah and i'm like i can appreciate that bravery so I'm into that yeah I want to create I have my Bryce Chryson character

that I haven't done in forever oh yeah Bryce and Dominic together could be a fun duo but I don't I never figured out

what he was I have a hard time playing like shitty guys all my characters are kind of good intentioned all my characters are good

all my characters are good but like there's your character right there really like I really want to work on, and I want to start posting on social

a grind set guy. Like the motive, like, here's how you change your life. You need to wake up at 4 a.m., take a cold shower, and you need to reevaluate. You need to look at your assets. You need to double your value as a high-value male. Like, I want to, because I get

served that shit so much. I don't know what your Instagram and TikTok feeds. Do you get that guy on YouTube? Which guy? That guy on YouTube who's like, his thing is called like extreme or something

and he's literally like hanging on a rope, shirtless over a pool and he's like, hey, whoever said pushups helps you lose weight, they don't. Join my, have you seen it?

No, I have not seen this shit. Oh, my God, I've seen ads of that guy who's like, stop trying to work out to lose weight. It doesn't work. That's him. That's him. Is he always shirtless? Yeah. Okay.

Is that a grind set type of guy? That's a grind set. I get served it so much, I disagree with it. I don't like it. But I get served it so much much and it seeps into my brain and i find myself at times feeling that and going damn i need to work harder i need to what am i thinking about my finances am i am i what am i doing i need to start a company like i shit you not it seeps in oh my god but i want to create a character yes so that i can kind of defang it

so i'm gonna be working on that i want to I'll bring that on the show at some point. That's the best part about creating a character is because when we create a character, it's us processing things that make us feel something. I feel like we're like, oh my God, that woman made me feel so weird. Let me put that on. And putting it on helps you like process

through how that person makes you feel so you can like understand them. Yeah. I feel like you should just do all the you feel so you can like understand them yeah i feel like you should just do all the things that make you insecure about that guy and just like go even harder in that that's so true do you know what i mean yeah dominic would listen to those podcasts but he would put him on and he physically like could not pay attention like he that's that's how he is so he's like yeah this is exactly what I want to do. This is exactly how I want to run my life. Plays it.

And then he just, his ADHD. He just like, I'm going to go drink a soda. Yeah. That's what I love about him. He, he means well and he wants to be there,

but he's got other things going on. Yeah. He has all the best intentions, I think. For himself. Well, there's women out there that are grind set type of women, but not in working out. They're like in

taking care of your skin, right? Like taking care of your skin routine. It's like, okay, hello my little baby babies. Have you ever tried blending your chia seeds? Yeah, exactly. And also like health food things. It's like, okay, super simp. Like I'm just gonna do this thing

and their bodies are just like ripped and they're just like in their kitchen like ripped their asses are like bouncing off like they like hit their ass in the counter the counters like moves sorry about that ma'am okay my baby is super simp fun snack i'm like i'd rather be dead than eat that like why what are we doing here and it's true you go on your instagram especially with wedding stuff the amount of wedding stuff that was like the best wedding trend ever and i'm like that woman is cutting her cake with a sword and there are fireworks behind her and they're in a castle in italy don't fucking tell me about having a wedding that you want.

Okay, bitch? That's so funny, the switch up between them, because I do sometimes come across them on TikTok where it's like, here's how I spent my day doing this. And it's like, but then when I get the like, manosphere stuff that gets served to me, it's so, it's like liquid metal, like trying to be pumped into your body of like,

what did you do with your day to day? Like, what are you doing? There was one that got served where it's just like, it's this guy, they're always on a podcast. It always looks like this. And they're just like, it's like, here's how my productivity is gonna be double what you're doing.

I break my day up into two. Every day for me is two days. 6 a.m. I wake up. 6 a.m. to 12 p.m. I'm working. That's a six-hour workday. Then 12 p.m. my next day starts. 12 p.m. to 6 p.m. I'm working. Two days, that's twice the productivity. One month, like you're toast. Six months down the line, I've blown past where you're ever going to go in life. And it's like, what are you talking about, man? You're saying you work 12 hours a day, which you don't. They never, ever say what they're doing with their time.

No, it's always a lie. Like, even the TikToks were like, here's what I do on my typical day. And they, like, do, like, 30 things. And by that point, it's 8 a.m. And I now get to, like, they act like they do so much more than they're actually doing in a day. Also, you can't wake up at 6 a.m. and immediately start working. You have to, like, brush your teeth and shit. Exactly. Do much more than they're actually doing in a day. Also, you can't wake up at 6 a.m. and immediately start working. You have to brush your teeth and shit.

Exactly. Do you know what they're actually doing? They're editing that stupid fucking video. They're sitting on the toilet. They're taking a huge shit. They're feeling shitty. And they're editing that goddamn video. Okay?

They're not doing any of it. And it probably feels really good to do that. Yeah, to take a shit. It's really awesome. You're like, oh, yeah. And it probably feels really good to do that. Yeah, to take a shit. It's really awesome. You're like, oh, yeah. I think it's something that makes you look really cool. Like, I think a lot of those creators, even when they're saying this is the best wedding or this is my morning routine, I do all the best things.

No, they've done that one day for that video or they probably don't even believe that that was the best wedding idea. They just want to be perceived as, like as the best at what they're doing. Yeah, and the next day they're just watching that video 60 million times and be like, God, I should have chosen a different song. And it's okay. Everybody wants to be the best at what they're doing, you know? But don't make other people feel bad.

Live and let live, baby. Live and let live. I'm going to work on a character like that. And I'm going to bring it like Try Not To Laugh or something but I'm gonna do it here first this is gonna be the zone before we go I just want to establish really quick that this is gonna be the place that if you watch

this you're gonna see stuff here and then we're gonna bring it to Smosh Pit and Smosh Games channel and then so if you see it there you can be like I saw this verse I saw it here where they made it you can see exactly how we like create it and brainstorm it and it's like you see it there you can be like I saw this verse I saw it here where they made it and you can see you can see exactly

how we like create it and brainstorm it and it's like you can't really sit down and write a character on a computer you have to like be in movement

change chat like talk about your stories bowel movement shit on the toilet sit on the toilet take a huge shit

well can I just ask if you were to come up with a few names for this dude. Yeah. Because I really think that names really help color a character. If you were to think of like three names, and maybe I'll join in, maybe Blaine. I was thinking Dane. Dane was the.

Mind melt. Dane. Okay, Courtney. Thoughts? Name? Train. Train. He rides trains. Okay, Courtney. Thoughts? Name? Train. He rides trains. I literally train. I train every day. He trains every day.

Train. Blaine, Dane, or Darkus. Darkus? No. Nope, nope, nope. Fuck that. Also, we're allowed to throw things at the wall and then just X-nay them, right? What if his name is Break? Break. Break. But like spelled like B-R-a-k-e like pump the break breaks break i'm break which is ironic because i never stop yes the the name to me has to have a feeling

like it's like a ah like a like you stopped against a wall and hit it. Right? That's to me, that's what I think about with names, right? Like break. Break. All right. Okay. We'll work on break. Yeah, work on break.

I think we have to end this, dude. We have to go. We physically have to stop. I want to keep talking. Courtney, thank you for being our first guest. Courtney, we're so grateful and lucky to have you. Thanks, I set the bar real high. You set it so high. You set the bar very high. Courtney we're so grateful and lucky to have you thanks somebody set the bar real high

you set you set it so high you set the bar very high you set it very high Courtney it's just the bar's so high no one else is gonna be able

to come on this show nobody else Sarah's fucking nice you're so fucking nice well thank you for being here Amanda thank you thank you Shane and

and we have a final question for you before we leave. Yes. Yeah. Okay, we have a question for you. Amanda, take it away. Who is your favorite SmoshCast host? Oh, shit. You know, technically, I hosted the old SmoshCast sometimes,

so I'm going to say me. Incorrect. That is incorrect. Thank you so much for watching. She lets go of her hands immediately. Thank you guys for watching. We'll see you next week. Bye.

Every Monday. Bye. See you later.