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So I just got back from my final trip. I can't remember how I talked about it previously, but you know,
I've had this whole summer of trips and I was finally home and excited to be home.
But I had another secret trip ahead of me that I couldn't really talk about
because it was for a friend's wedding.
And I was trying to respect their privacy, obviously.
And it was a destination wedding.
So it was in London.
So I I had to batch record a bunch of soil rights ahead of time.
And I'll be damned if I can remember exactly
what I talked about or how I talked about other than hot dogs.
I know hot dogs were heavy hitters in.
It feels like the last like 20 fucking episodes of content. I have
Recorded I don't know. I didn't I didn't understand
When I posed the question to the guys in regulation
What's a food you can't say no to and my answer was hot dogs and I was just thinking about it because I was at
A baseball game and I saw a hot dog
and I was like, I can never fucking say no to a hot dog.
I had no idea the title wave of hot dog hot takes
and enthusiasm that would be generated
from such an, just a throw away question and very innocuous and man is it created a fervor around hot dogs both positive and negative as the community
rallies around and also gets extremely tired of people talking about hot dogs fascinating to
behold i had no idea it just goes to show you never know.
You never fucking know what's going to be that thing that just connects with people
in a way. Clearly, hot dogs connect with me in a way, in a flavor way. And so, you know,
they're near and dear to my heart, but I had no idea that it would create such a like I said, a fucking wave of opinions, both positive and negative, as we all surf the
hot dog seas.
Anyway, I'm home.
I just spent eight-ish days in England, which you would think would be like a vacation. But the first, I was hit with a fucking jet lag.
One of the worst I've had, Emily and I both,
it just kicked our dicks in.
I don't know what it was.
I guess it's maybe one of those like,
it's at the end of the day,
so you're already kind of worn out,
and then as soon as you get on the plane,
they dim the lights and they're like, everybody go to sleep,
and you're hoping to sleep through the night
and then wake up in its morning somewhere else,
and we just couldn't get, I just couldn't get comfortable,
you're like tossing and turning,
and it just stretched into like the longest night
of my life.
I watched a couple of movies,
and I don't really watch movies anymore,
so it felt fun to me to just fucking, to say I'm a captive audience here screw it instead of listening to podcasts or whatever
I'm gonna I'm gonna focus on
watching some knocking out some movies that I've never seen that I've always wanted to see and so
Or always wanted to see some
Knocking out some movies that I've wanted to see that I just haven't had the opportunity or the patience to sit down and watch yet
Anyway, so the first like two I was there, beset with terrible, terrible jet lag.
And then we flew into London and then had to go to another destination.
So there was a little bit of travel involved, kind of ended up in a small town
where there wasn't there wasn't a ton to do.
But I will say I got to go to Windsor Castle twice.
My wife and I went to Windsor Castle and explored it and did the whole tour.
And it was awesome. And I had a great day.
And then the next day, some of our friends came in and they wanted to go to Windsor Castle.
So Emily and I said.
Yeah, we'll go to Windsor Castle again.
So I did two full days of Windsor Castle.
However, the whole time, I was so stressed out.
It took me two days to get over the jet lag,
and then I was so fucking stressed out
because I had to write this speech.
And well, I had to write and give a speech,
and I was very excited to do it.
I mean, I consider any time you get to give a speech
at such an important event about people
that you care so deeply about, you take,
I don't know about you, but I take it extremely seriously.
And I was excited to write it.
I'd actually written a version of it
probably, oh, I don't know, four or five months prior.
And so I wasn't just like working off scratch.
I kind of knew what I wanted to say,
but I really wanted to get it right.
And I really wanted to get it perfect. And I really wanted to get it perfect.
And you have, you're talking about people
you care so deeply about.
You really want to do them justice with your words,
and you want to do your feelings justice.
Like this is an opportunity to express to people
that are important to you, what they mean to you,
and to share that with other people
that are important to you, right?
It's a big deal to me. And so even though I consider myself a pretty solid writer,
I'm usually happy with what I write and I do love to write.
Something happens when you have to write something important,
even if you've been writing your whole life, and writing is pretty common to you,
and you feel well-versed in it, and you feel good at it,
really good at it, maybe even.
I don't know about you, but when I sit down to write,
it's like I've never done it before,
for the first 30% of it.
You just are looking at it like,
how do these puzzle pieces go together?
I've never put a puzzle together
I'm not even sure how puzzles go together. What is the deal? Why are these words so jumbled?
How do I form this out and you just like you just work it and you fucking need it need it kind of like you need
And dough and you just like it slowly starts to take form and then about I don't know
Maybe 40% of the way through you realize you've
got an outline that contains like, you know, a good portion of what you want to say in
the not even what you want to say, but this is the really the important part, like how
you want to say it and how you want to present it. Right. And then it starts to just like
the pieces fall into place and then it's fucking fast and furious. And you're like, oh yeah,
I remember how to write writings, fucking easy. Why was this so scary to me 30 minutes ago?
This is fucking, or three days ago even,
this is fucking nothing.
And you're like, brrrr, and you put it all down on paper
and you feel so fucking good,
and then you get about 90% of the way through,
and then you look at it and you go,
oh, this is all dog shit.
And then the last 10% is trying to polish a turd
into something that doesn't look like a turd.
You know what I mean?
Kind of like when you see a fossilized turd
from like, I don't know, 100,000 years ago,
it doesn't really look like a turd,
it looks like some sort of shiny brown rock, you know?
I was trying to turn my words, my turd words,
into a shiny brown rock,
and that's easier said than done.
So writing sucks for the first 30% for me
and it sucks for the last 10%,
but the middle 60% is awesome.
So to that end, leading up to the wedding,
I was a distracted mental mess,
focused pretty solely on not embarrassing myself
and my friends or letting, more than anything,
letting them down, you know?
and my friends or letting more than anything, letting them down, you know?
You really don't wanna, you get,
you really don't wanna let the people
that matter to you down when it matters.
And anyway, I'm not gonna talk about the wedding
and all that stuff.
I'm sure it'll get covered in regulation.
It was an amazing event and it was wonderful
to see everybody that was wonderful to see
everybody that I got to see and catch up with
and spend some time with people that I hadn't seen
in so long that I genuinely just love to spend time with.
There was a moment when I walked into a room
and every single person in the room
was from Achievement Hunter
and it was a weird, surreal
moment and I was like, nope, I turned around and walked right out.
We all laughed at that.
But it was an insanely beautiful and important and wonderful event and I had the time of
my life at it and I was ready with my speech and I felt really good about it and I was
so happy to give it.
And then the second it was over, I felt like you, you know, you feel like,
oh, I can finally relax now. And then it feels kind of like you enter into the next day,
enter into vacation mode. After that, we had two days in London before we came home.
And so that's kind of what I want to talk about is those two days in London or those two days
anywhere. Vacations. What is it about a vacation, going to a different place,
getting outside of your comfort zone,
although you may not be in an uncomfortable zone,
going to stay at a fucking boutique hotel in London
for two days isn't exactly outside of a comfort zone.
It's just a different place, a different space.
You're looking at different walls,
you're looking at different streets, you're looking at different streets,
you're looking at different trees,
different people, different buildings.
And without fail, every time I go on a vacation,
even if it's just for a day, or in this case, two days,
not quite two days, but almost like 40 hours,
mostly two days, I go through this transformative experience
where suddenly everything in my life becomes clear.
Not in a, I need to change the way I'm doing things.
These are, you know, I can now understand
how to resolve the problems in my life,
or, you know, like granted some prescience
with which how I need to move forward in my career, whatever, not granted some, some impressions with, with which how I need to, to, to move forward
in my career or whatever.
Not, not like that, but just like,
you just get outside of your normal routine
and you kind of follow impulse, right?
What do I want to do?
And you find out, I find out every time without fail,
I want to go on walks, I want to explore, I want to see art.
I never go and see art in Austin.
Might be because Austin has is pretty dogshit for art galleries. We are we're definitely not a we're a town full of artists.
Really, really wonderfully talented artists.
And unfortunately, not a lot of great places to show that art.
There's a ton of small galleries and stuff.
And if you if you put the work into it, you can find some really
some interesting spaces with some really cool stuff. But it's nothing, nothing quite like going to the Tate Modern or the
SF MoMA, which by the way, are my two favorite museums in the world, the Tate Modern in London and the MoMA in San
Francisco. I don't know what it is. But those two, I didn't go to the Tate this time, because I go to the Tate every
time. But I did walk by it after it was closed, and hang out on the bridge and soak up the ambiance over there because I go to the Tate every time, but I did walk by it after it was closed and hang out on the bridge and soak up the ambiance
over there because I love that part of town a lot.
But anyway, you walk, you walk, you walk,
at least I do, I walk, I walk, I walk,
and I stumble into every fucking bookstore I see.
I don't try to, I don't set out to do it,
but there's something about being in a different place
away from home that makes me want to explore the streets and the lands and also the culture and the history.
And I just, it like, it just like awakens this curiosity, this natural curiosity in me where
suddenly I want to know everything about the place and everything that I see.
You know, you just want to steep yourself in it
and absorb it and immerse yourself in it
and become fluent in it, right?
You want to become fluent in the place.
And to do that, you have to understand the place.
And for whatever reason, I end up in every bookstore I see.
And what invariably happens is I buy a bunch of books
that I then have to take home and then I don't read or I
don't read for the next five years and someday I get back to
it. I probably at this point in my life by eight or nine books
for every book I actually read. And the idea is that I will get
to them someday. But this trip I endeavored not to do that. I
took photos of books I want to read. and I if I find myself needing a book
I'm gonna go back to the photos. Here's what I looked at though. Um
These are the books that looked interesting to me that I almost bought in London
Clarice Lyspector's near to the wild heart
Which looks really interesting a book called till
Heart, which looks really interesting, a book called Till,
which is shortlisted for the International Booker Prize 2020 by Daniel Kellman, then Satan Tango by Laszlo Krasna or Sky,
which is a modern masterpiece that manages to speak
both of its time and to transcend it altogether.
Oh, that was really interesting looking. and then kiss of the spider-woman. I've always wanted to read that book and
a single man by issue would
And I saw a book that I I just sent it to Gavin that was about him called dear dickhead by dispense
Maybe I'll try that. Oh also a Saco Yuzuki's book butter
Was the first book that caught my eye in London and I almost bought it
but I remembered that I brought two books with me on the trip and
I can't be reading I probably wasn't gonna read either of them let alone a third one that I picked up
By the way, the book I am reading right now is
Swan in Love by Marcel Proust. I had avoided Proust most of my life because
I had the impression because he's so lauded and
Studied that he was fairly inaccessible
Couldn't be further from the truth
Couldn't be further from the truth. Absolutely delightful
Very accessible fun read I get it
I I really get it.
People say Proust is like the greatest
a writer of the 20th century.
Holy shit, the prose.
Phenomenal.
And I'm not that far into the book.
I can't wait to get further into it.
I can't wait to finish it.
And I can't wait to read another Proust book
because I really, I'm just scratching the surface
and I'm falling in love already.
It's funny, you look at yourself in this new space,
you look at the things that you are attracted to
and that you're doing, walking around, exploring.
It makes me wanna take photos,
it makes me wanna pick up a camera again
and re-embrace my long dormant love of photography
and read, read like a madman, constantly.
And it's just, I don't know, it's invigorating
because you kind of strip away all of the normal routines
and obligations and distractions from your everyday life,
right, the little tricks that you've come up with
to keep you interested or not from getting bored
or to trick yourself into not doing work
or all the things that you have to do, just go in the course of a day-to-day life,
are stripped away.
Basically, all you've got to do is eat a couple times a day and explore.
You kind of strip all these things away and you're left with,
I guess, the essence of who you are when you're not distracted by your own life.
And for me, I guess that's a curious little guy
that wants to run around and discover every back alley
of a city and chronicle and feel like he knows
where everything is and how it all fits together
and feel like he could slip in and pass for a local
and then just voraciously consume literature in some fashion
or another. And then you come home and it's it's so illuminating and it's exciting and
it's invigorating and you start to make these plans. Well, you start to think first off,
you start to think like, oh, if I lived in if I lived in London, what would it be like?
And you start to make all these plans while I go get coffee every morning over here. By
the way, by the way, I went to,
Emily looked it up and there was like
a Ralph Lauren coffee shop that's supposed to be pretty good
like in one of their stores.
So we were over in the area, we stopped in there.
I had the best iced coffee of my life
from the Ralph Lauren coffee store
in the Ralph Lauren clothing store.
Coffee's probably the only thing you could
afford in that store. But God damn that it was like an iced Americano because you know,
they don't always have drip coffee there. One thing I haven't seen a lot of in London
in general is just iced coffee, but they had iced Americano there and it was so goddamn
good. Now I understand, you know, you get the bump
of being in a new place and that's exciting
and getting to drink coffee from a new coffee shop
in a new city is kind of fun and kind of set you up
for a good experience.
And then I hadn't had iced coffee in probably a week
at that point because I'd been in London
where it doesn't exist easily.
But man, it was so fucking yummy
So kudos Ralph Lauren you make very expensive pants and very fucking good coffee
But anyway back to the point you envision I would go to a coffee shop and I would read Proust and I would
Absorb the local culture and you know you you get this idea of who you draw this picture of who you're gonna be if you move to London. It's kind of like that TikTok meme you see
where somebody, me 10 seconds in Tokyo,
maybe I wanna live in Tokyo, me 10 seconds in London,
maybe I wanna live in London, me 10 seconds in Barcelona,
maybe I wanna live in Barcelona.
It's totally true, right?
But then you realize, well, I'm never gonna move to London,
but I can apply this excitement,
this reawakening of passions, right?
And interest, I can apply that to my home life.
And when you're in a, at least for me,
when I'm in a city vacation,
I'm in a beach vacation, I tend to sleep in,
but when I'm in a city vacation, I'm up at the crack of dawn,
I just wanna hit the streets running.
I love to watch a city wake up,
especially if it's a city I'm not familiar with,
or at least one that I don't live in, right?
And so, you get the idea, I'll just apply this when I get home.
I'll take this energy, this enthusiasm that I have right now,
and I'll apply it to my life at home.
I'll start to get up every day at like 5 a.m.
and I'll get exercise, I'll go for a bike ride,
or I'll go walk somewhere, I'll go for a hike,
and then I'll go to a coffee shop and I will read a book,
and before I even start writing,
because I already go to coffee shops to work, to write, right?
But I'll make a point of devoting time to fun reading
and not just browsing Reddit and coming up with ideas
for the show and looking over my notes.
That's all important and I got to do that.
But I'll carve out some time for me to enjoy reading a book.
And you just come up with all these ideas
of things you're going to do.
And then you come home and this is what happens
to me every time.
You come home and you say, tomorrow morning, it starts first day of the rest
of my life, you set your alarm for, I don't know, five or six a.m.
And then you you go to bed thinking I'm going to get up in the morning.
It's going to go off. I'm going to pull my ass out of bed.
I'm going to hop on my bicycle. I'm going to go for a ride.
I'm going to come home. I'm going to make some coffee.
I'm going to do that. You know, I'm going to do all these things.
I'm going to be super productive and I'm going to be the kind of person
in Austin that I daydream I am in London and
Then the alarm goes off at 5 a.m
And you're some kind of jet-lagged and you turn it off and then that's it
The dream dies right there you eventually wake up at 7 or 8 and then you slide back in
Immediately to your normal life and it's like it never happened
Although there's some residual enthusiasm you carry story at least for me immediately to your normal life and it's like it never happened.
Although there's some residual enthusiasm.
You carry story, at least for me I carry stories and ideas that I come up with and I had a
ton of ideas in London.
You bring all that stuff home with you, you still have that, but this whole idea that
you're going to change the day to day of your life to fit this idealized version of who
you want to be in another place just kind of falls apart immediately.
Except for today.
Today I woke up at 430 in the fucking morning.
I'd set my alarm for six.
Couldn't sleep.
I don't wake up.
I don't wake up like jet lagged or unhappy or like I hadn't gotten enough sleep.
We went to bed like nine o'clock last night.
It was a long day and I just woke up fully refreshed and ready to go.
So I laid in bed and played on my phone for a little while.
And then about 5.15, I was like, I gotta do it.
I'm gonna do it.
I'm not gonna, this is the first time
out of every vacation I've ever taken
that I've come home and I've had this conversation
with myself about how I'm gonna start the next day
living the way I wanna live.
I'm gonna do it, today's the day.
I'm gonna drag my ass out of bed and I'm gonna do it,
and I fucking did it this morning morning and I had interesting results.
I got on my bike and it was still pitch black.
It was very exciting. And I hit the trail and my bike has a light on it
that doesn't turn off. I have this.
By the way, I have a Trek Elant 9.9 S like I like somewhere between 2019 and 2021.
I bought it.
If anybody knows how to turn the light,
the headlight off on my bike,
please for the love of God,
email eric at jeffsboss.com and tell me.
I was riding around the trail like I always do.
We have this 10, approximately 10 mile,
it's about 11 and a half the way I do it,
trail around the city, around Town Lake. And I ride it almost every day. Most of the days I ride half the way I do it. A trail around the city, around Town Lake,
and I ride it almost every day.
Most of the days I ride my bike I ride it.
And so I hop on it and I'm going,
and I'm listening to music and it's empty, right?
The trail, it's pitch black at 5.30, 5.45 in the morning.
I run across, I don't know, maybe like a runner
or two every seven or eight minutes.
Like it's real thinned out, you know, which is nice because the hike and bike trail in
the daytime can get really fucking crowded.
And so I put my headphones in and I'm just jamming to music and thinking about this podcast,
thinking about stuff I got to talk about today.
And every once in a while I'll pass somebody and they have lights on, you know, too,
because it's pitch black.
And every once in a while, I feel like I hear yelling
and I just ignore it and I keep going.
And then I realized that almost after every person I pass,
I feel like I hear yelling.
So I take my headphones out to see what's up.
And the next person I pass is like,
turn your fucking light off.
And then the next person is like, you're blinding us.
And somebody is like, cover it.
And I realize my light on my bike is very, very bright.
I never really think about it. It doesn't turn off.
I never really think about it because I usually ride in the daytime.
I always ride in the daytime.
And if I'm riding around at night, I'm not riding on the trail,
riding on streets or roads, typically where that light is very important.
But I realize I'm just blinding everybody and everybody's complaining about it.
So I start trying to cover it with my with my hand.
And then I almost crash a couple of times as I'm like passing somebody
and it's pitch black and I'm trying to like hide the only source of light that I have.
And I'm wobbly and I feel terrible.
So I get off the trail.
Forty nine year old Jeff gets off the trail.
A much younger Jeff would have delighted in ruining people's
morning. But I'm, you know, I guess this is this is growth,
right? I'm not.
I'm not desirous of being a miserable prick to everybody I
run into anymore.
And so I just hit the streets and kind of have a stilted weird bike ride.
I'm just honestly trying to stay away from other riders and runners because I
don't want to blind them and make them miserable.
And it seems that without fail, I do.
I look at my light, even if I had the tool to on me rather to to to angle it down,
it hits a it only goes down so far.
It doesn't really change the fact
that this is just a crazy powerful light.
And the only option I have is to make it brighter.
I have like normal or brights and it's on normal.
And so I remember vaguely when I bought the bike
that I downloaded an app and tried to figure out
how to turn the light off and was never able to.
And then I thought, yeah, fuck it.
Doesn't seem to be draining the battery or anything, it seems, and it's safety, right?
Like bikes have lights for a reason.
So I just ignored it.
But now I'm having such a good time being out
at like five, six in the morning in the dark
and I realize I wanna do this every day.
I wanna rise and grind, you know?
I gotta figure this out.
So I pull over and I re-download that app
and I'm trying to get it to connect and it will connect.
Then I realized that's the new app
and my bike's a little older.
So I have to get the older version of the app.
So I do that.
And then I finally get it to work.
And then I find the part where it's like,
this is how you turn your light off.
And I'm like, oh, great.
And I do it and it doesn't work.
And then I noticed the little small printing on it
that says, if your bike allows its light to be turned off.
And I realize I don't think my version of this bike
allows you to turn the fucking light off, which.
I have mixed feelings about.
I mean, I get the reasoning is that it's a safety measure
and it should always be on.
But I also don't need to have a light on in the middle of the fucking day.
It's not a big deal, you know, it doesn't bother anybody
that the lights are on in the middle of the day,
it's just light on light, but it is annoying
and it does feel like a waste.
And so, after about 20 minutes of like in the dark
at Zilker Park trying to figure out how to get my light off,
I just give up and I just, I ride down a busy road
where there's cars with the flow of traffic
so I'm not bugging anybody until turns daylight and then I ride home and
I start googling is there like a light cover you can buy what like well
There's gotta be a device or something that I can attach to this thing and I found a couple
But they require some measurements
I didn't quite understand and I didn't want to buy the wrong one and waste
But they require some measurements. I didn't quite understand and I didn't want to buy the wrong one and waste $14 And then I know me if I get a light shroud or a light cover and I and it doesn't quite fit
I'm not gonna return it. I'm just gonna lose $14 because I didn't measure properly or whatever
So I'm not gonna do that and there also don't seem to be a lot of options out there
So I just got some black duct tape and I said fuck it
I have this really lovely expensive high, high performance e-bike.
And I'm just going to I created a little tube out of black
duct tape that angles down kind of like a shroud or kind of like a a nose
pointing toward the ground.
And that is it seems to work pretty well.
You know, duct tape is pretty fucking useful and I made it really well.
And of course, and of course, I have no idea if it works or not,
because I made it after I got home.
So maybe I'll go for a bike ride tonight or tomorrow morning
and see how how successful it is.
But I'm a little bummed that I have to come up with such a stupid solution
for this problem when I feel like the bike should allow me to turn my own
fucking light off
So if there's anybody out there familiar with Trek bikes or
Bosch motored bikes
holding up on the plus button for
Extended period of time does not turn the light off which according to my manual says if it doesn't and that just means your your bike
Doesn't offer that option, but what's a solution here? And what's the etiquette?
I always ride in the daytime, and like I said,
if I ride at night, I'm riding on streets.
What's the etiquette in something like this?
Almost everybody had a light.
Is there just like, is it just,
like I don't wanna ride around and pitch black.
I feel like I deserve to have a light,
but I get it was, you know, flashing on everybody's face.
I don't wanna be a dick.
What do you do?
Is this just a dumb problem I have
because I have a stupid light on a stupid bike
that doesn't turn off?
What's the courtesy?
I want to be a courteous exerciser.
I don't want to make my other bike riders and runners
and joggers and dog walkers and everybody miserable,
but I also want to have a light, especially if it's, you know,
fucking five in the morning and I can barely see.
Hopefully, hopefully my duct tape solution will work.
I guess I'll find out tomorrow morning.
But I'm not happy that that's the solution that I had to come up with.
There's got to be a better way.
Right. So if you know a better way, any better way,
drop me a line at Eric at Jeff's Boss dot com, because I could really I could really use it.
I don't want to piss off all the other trail goers because I use this trail every single day.
I don't want to be that guy.
But, you know, I feel like there's got to be a better solution than duct tape.
Anyway, my goal is now to that I actually got out of bed and did it today to do it again
tomorrow and see if maybe I can apply some of the daydreaming from London into my actual
life.
Maybe after this, I will go to a coffee shop and read Proust instead of working on my notes
or do both, right?
But carve out the time to actually read.
Anyway, a couple of things that delighted me the most while Emily and I were in London.
Big Ben is back. The last two times I've been over there, he's been under scaffolding and he's been getting a facelift,
he's been getting fixed up. He's completely and totally fixed. He looks gorgeous.
It was so cool to see him in all his glory again.
I completely and totally enjoyed it. The underground now has tap to pay on your phone.
Listen, I'm American, I get it.
You guys have probably had tap to pay
for the Underground for a long time,
but I'm used to going and getting an Oyster card
and then putting money on the Oyster card
and then fucking leave in London with $7 left
or $11 left on an Oyster card and put it in a wall
that are somewhere and being like,
don't forget to bring this back.
Next time you get to London, four years from now,
and then it just disappears.
And then you just eat that seven or eleven dollars
or whatever and it's annoying.
And it makes me not want to take the Underground
even though it's awesome.
However, this time, iPhone tap to pay, doot doot.
Tap in, doot doot.
Tap out, couldn't be easier.
Had the best experience riding the underground.
I just I know it's probably you guys have probably had tap to pay
on your phones for a while there, but goddamn, it's amazing how we reducing
even that one barrier to entry of the oyster card just makes the experience
so much better.
And I don't end up leaving four to twenty dollars on a fucking oyster card
that I'm going to lose
because I can't maintain control of it
over the next four to seven years
or however long it's gonna take me to go back to England.
So I save money in the long run, which is awesome.
Also, you know, Emily is big into musical theater.
I have been into theater for a long time.
I love plays, but I've never been into musicals.
Emily took me to see Phantom of the Opera
last time we were there,
and I absolutely fell in love with it.
Had a tremendous time, would have been very happy
to go back and see Phantom again,
but this time she said, let's go see Book of Mormon.
I'd never seen it before.
I really didn't know anything about it
other than Matt Stone and Trey Parker were involved,
and that it was a sendup of Mormon culture, right?
But I didn't know that it was about elders
on their missions or any of that. And so the whole musical was a send up of Mormon culture, right? But I didn't know that it was about elders on their missions or any of that.
And so the whole musical was a complete
and total surprise to me.
And oh my God, what a delight.
I couldn't fucking believe how good it was.
Really, really funny.
And I don't know why it wouldn't have been right.
Those guys are brilliant.
Absolutely hilarious. And if you, like like me have been living under a rock for the last
10 years or so, go see Book of Mormon.
It is every bit as good as everybody has been telling you
for all these fucking years and you've been ignoring it.
Also, one last thing, I got a shoe recommendation for you.
I was reading a subreddit on sneakers before I left,
talking about the most comfortable shoes
to walk around the city in, and I thought,
oh, somebody had just posted this thread,
and I thought, that's a great idea.
I'm about to go to London for a while.
I have some new shoes that I haven't broken in yet,
and I'm not sure if I wanna wear those,
or some older shoes, and I started reading.
I buy a lot of Nike running shoes.
I used to be a big Vans guy, but finally,
after I think I was about 42 or 43
I just couldn't take it anymore. They're just hurt my feet so bad and I just want comfort so I moved over to Nike and
I've been very happy
However, I've been wearing a lot of Nike running shoes and I like them a lot
But you'd feet get a little tired after a while and they're a little tight
anyway
this reddit thread I was reading was talking about the most comfortable shoes to spend all day walking around the city and
people were espousing the benefits of New Balance and ASICs and essentially those big
chunky dad shoes that everybody wears that are just over complicated with all kinds of
I don't understand the designs. They're fucking wild and they just look like too much to me
and I've never been attracted to them because of the look. And I was like, I just I don't understand the designs, they're fucking wild. And they just look like too much to me and I've never been attracted to them
because of the look.
And I was like, I just, I can't.
I can't put those on my feet.
I'm just, I know form over fashion, right?
But I have my limits.
And somebody said, no, you should get the Nike Vomero 5s.
They're even better than those shoes.
They're wider, they allow your feet to move around more.
And then people had testimonials,
they were talking about how these are just like the best fucking shoes and I thought on a whim
Fuck it. I'll buy him. I wasn't crazy about the look of them. They are the Nike version of what I was talking about
They're kind of over complicated and there's a lot going on but
I'm at a point where I do want comfort and I didn't want fucking sore feet at the end of every day
So I bought them threw them in the bag put them on
Jesus Christ
Jesus Christ
Easily
Easily the most comfortable shoes I've ever worn in my entire life
They're wider at the toe so they are a light feet to move around more. I didn't know I needed that
I've got like I said, I've got a pretty narrow foot,
but it is like a comfort I haven't felt.
Usually the other Nike shoes I wear,
they feel like they're kind of formed around my foot
and that feels good for a while,
but these shoes, they allow my feet to move around
and breathe, they're so soft.
I was walking, I actually turned to Emily at one point,
we'd been walking for, was like, you know all day
I was like my feet felt good. They actually feel better than if I wasn't walking they they actually feel good
Physically good and I could have walked forever
So if you are like me and your feet get tired because you wear running shoes
Which by the way, everything I was reading people were saying you shouldn't wear running shoes
for long periods of time,
just like you shouldn't wear basketball shoes
for long periods of time,
you should wear them for the activity that they're for,
that's what they're designed for,
and that they break down over extended use.
So if you walk around a lot
and you wanna have comfortable walking shoes,
consider the Nike Vomero 5s.
I am not a Nike spokesperson, I am not paid by Nike.
I am not a Nike influencer.
I'm just telling you these fucking shoes.
I'm not blown away by the design aesthetically.
They're inoffensive.
I've grown to like them, but the comfort.
I may never wear another pair of shoes again, honestly.
They really, really, really really really feel good on my feet
So if you're gonna do a lot of walking or standing around
I would consider if you're like me and have been turned off by those big chunky walking shoes
maybe consider it because uh
These these for me were a game changer
Okay, I had more stuff I wanted to talk about,
but it seems like we're running long,
so I should probably wrap things up.
In honor of our trip to England,
I will pick one of my favorite all-time songs,
which I listened to a ton while I was over there.
What is it also about?
Like, you go to a place,
and then suddenly all you wanna listen to
is music from that place.
I listen to so much fucking Clash,
one of my all time favorite bands.
I've listened to them most of my life,
but there's just something about being in London
that makes you wanna listen to Janie Jones
and Stay Free and Death or Glory
and all these old great,
my daddy was a bank robber, all the,
those are some of my favorite Clash songs by the way.
But the one that I just kept listening to on a loop one of my favorite songs of all time
Will be our song of the day white man and Hammersmith playas. It is a fucking awesome song
About going to a reggae concert and being disillusioned by it and it's also about the politics of the time
it is a fascinating insight into the politics of the time it is a
fascinating insight into the world of punk rock in
England in the 1970s and
What they were all about what they were arguing for and against and it's just a fucking
Awesome awesome song. So listen to white man and Hammersmith Peleus. Pay attention to the lyrics.
It really is a fascinating song.
And I will be back next week
with the rest of whatever I didn't get to today.
So I'll see you then.
All right.