Table Read - Pablo’s Rhino: A Script So Insane, It Might Be Evidence - Trailer

Episode Date: February 4, 2025

Pablo’s Rhino Welcome to the table read that makes international crime, midlife crises, and questionable decision-making look like an art form. A washed-up accountant, a cartel queen, two bumbling DEA agents, and—because why not—Pablo Escobar’s pet rhino collide in a story so absurd, so wildly unpredictable, that even the characters can’t believe they’re in it. Performed by an all-star cast who bring every unhinged line to life with reckless abandon: 🎙 Tim Friedlander as the Narrator 🎙 Jim O’Heir as Charlie, a brilliant writer turned reluctant action hero 🎙 Darin Toonder as Marcus, a trust-fund playboy with a taste for trouble 🎙 Jeff Bergman as Sam, a closeted man finally stepping into the spotlight (and possibly a fight cage) 🎙 Wayne Lopez as Pablo Escobar, a crime lord-turned-domesticated pastry chef 🎙 Andrea Savo as Lucia, a fierce detective with a soft spot for fools 🎙 Dustin Green & Holden Myers as DEA agents Knowles & Martinez, trying (and failing) to expose the truth 🎙 Keylor Leigh as Audrey, Charlie’s no-nonsense ex-wife who knows exactly how to keep him in line 🎙 Lynette Coll as Maria Chung Escobar, the real power behind the throne Written by Craig Goodwill & Sam Ruano, Pablo’s Rhino is an over-the-top, fast-talking, bullet-dodging, tequila-soaked thrill ride that should probably come with a warning label. Fast, smart, and just deranged enough to keep you coming back for more. Hit play before someone puts out a bounty on you too.

Pablo's Rhino Trailer A beat latin guitar plays, setting a lively Colombian scene. The sound fades as Cartel Guy's raucous laughter cuts in. Three clueless gringos on a guy's trip to Colombia. Beaches, babes, a little ayahuasca. What could go wrong? These wave owners are about to find out. Sound of a gun cocking, followed by the loud charging hoofbeats

of a rhino tearing through a forest. The music stops. Dead silence. Then. Yeah, they just killed Pablo Escobar's beloved pet rhino. And surprise, turns out, Pablo's not so dead after all. Now, he wants a new one in two days. Or else...

Music picks up, fast and intense. Three friends on the run after making the biggest mistake of their lives. Now, with just two days to find a replacement rhino, they're racing to escape the wrath of a furious Pablo Escobar. A blare of sirens, the crack of automatic gunfire, and the roar of a helicopter's propeller hovering ominously overhead. Get ready for two days of pure madness, gun-toting narcos, shitty Ferrales, even a horny Rhino. These tourists are way over their heads. even a horny rhino. These toristas run way over their heads.

We hear the loud snort of a rhino. Music escalates, then it fades out. Now hunted by El Diablo himself, the cartel, and the DEA, these unlikely fugitives scramble through Colombia's underworld, dodging drug lords, a coked up rhino, and one pissed off kingpin who doesn't believe in second chances.

Let's see if they can make it out alive. Sound of a line of blow being spewed in his maniacal laughter. More reggaeton, and gunfire fade out. I don't say that. That's some good shit.