Table Read - Run Rabbit Run - Act 3

Episode Date: September 10, 2024

Act 3 of "Run Rabbit Run" explodes onto the scene like a grenade in a fireworks factory. This final act cranks the mayhem up to 11, delivering a knockout punch of chaos, dark humor, and enough plot tw...ists to give you whiplash. We're talking a high-octane cocktail of car chases that'll make your heart race faster than a jackrabbit on espresso, shootouts that turn the screen into Swiss cheese, and dialogue so sharp it could cut diamonds. It's as if someone tossed "The Italian Job," "Snatch," and "Fargo" into a blender, hit puree, and served it with a garnish of absurdist humor. Our anti-heroes Roland and Monte find themselves in deeper shit than a septic tank worker on overtime. The stakes are higher than Snoop Dogg at a Cheech and Chong convention, and the tension's so thick you could spread it on toast. This ain't your average wrap-up, folks. "Run Rabbit Run" Act 3 is a wild ride that'll leave you breathless, mind-blown, and questioning your life choices - in the best possible way. It's a finale that doesn't just stick the landing; it does a triple backflip and sticks it while the world explodes around it. Buckle up, buttercup - this rabbit hole goes deep, and you're in for one hell of a trip.

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Starting point is 00:00:00 Avrò un certo langorino Ovviamente no panino No no no Un boccone ricco di gusto Se conosco il posto giusto Siamo d'accordo su su via Tutti alla piadineria È tornata la solare con crudo e stracciatella
Starting point is 00:00:22 Aggiungi salsa mango, aglio nero o peperone Amerai ogni boccone la piadineria la più buona che ci sia Just typical nine-year-olds. Hey, I wouldn't say typical. And you might want to plug your ears for this. Monty went to all his father's races except for one, and that was the one that he died. And he was still betting against him. That's when I took on his debt. Fast forward a little bit, so we survived a rolling van,
Starting point is 00:01:00 stole some sweet old lady's car. Borrowed. Yep, that's right. She lent it to us. Mm-hmm. And by a stroke of good fortune, we all made it back to Victoria's to find out the UPS woman is actually an assassin related
Starting point is 00:01:14 to the Cherry brothers. But being a fan of my style, she took it upon herself to grant some leniency and gave me 24 hours to give the urn to her father, Jameson. Meanwhile, Detectives Newman and Mulray discover my calling card in Killian's kitchen. I told you it was stupid to leave those rabbits everywhere you go. The good ones always have a thing. That's my thing.
Starting point is 00:01:36 Killian, being the thoughtful guy that he is, decided to return Chloe's car. With Chloe, God bless her soul, and whatever the fuck his name was on the back seat. Both bodies covered with a tarp. Oh yeah, and that's when you and your new best bud, uh, Floyd, bonded over the high-tech sex robot Frontier. Yeah, luckily. So, Killian kidnapped Samantha, Monty's fiancé. Touchy subject. Because she's nine months pregnant. Hey, but it went well. Well enough, anyway. It went horrible. Hey, keep your chin up.
Starting point is 00:02:09 Thanks to Tyler and Francois' quick thinking, it worked out. So we managed to escape with her in the trunk. But we found her in the woods, Roland. And she almost killed both of us. Almost. So this is where we reunite with the source of our troubles. The guy who got me into this trap? My old pal Wyatt. His yacht is always a good place to lay low.
Starting point is 00:02:30 At this point, the top priority was to get the urn back from Victoria's place. Monty discovered that Killian had the damn thing bugged the whole time. Eh, could have been worse. We're lucky Killian's leash got tangled in those curtains. The gods were looking out for us. Huh, Monty? Trust the process. Hmm. Interior, exterior, yacht bedroom number two continuous.
Starting point is 00:02:54 Through the yacht window, a radiant full moon illuminates the sky. Monty lays down on the bed, exhausted. Samantha gently rubs his chest. I had a horrible dream. I've been taken by these strange men that were looking for Roland in an urn and they locked me in a trunk. I remember running. A man speaking French was chasing me through the woods and it was it was it was dark. It was very dark. At one point I had a gun and I nearly shot Roland. Samantha opens her eyes. And you. She notices the strange surroundings. Where are we? Listen to me. Maybe you should lay down. I am
Starting point is 00:03:38 laying down. It wasn't a dream. Samantha embraces Monty hard. I almost killed you. But you didn't. I'm fine. We're fine. That bullet wasn't even close. What's going on? I thought you were done with all of this. I am.
Starting point is 00:03:54 What do you call this? Closure? Roland eavesdropping through the crack of the door. What job did he talk you into this time? It's not a job, baby. It's a situation, and it's all going to be over soon. No more running. No more running?
Starting point is 00:04:09 How are you going to square that circle? Roland's never going to stop. He can't, or all the bad luck will eventually find him. Roland walks away and exits the yacht. Exterior, Marina Gas Station, night. Roland processes Samantha's words as he walks toward the yacht. Exterior, marina gas station, night. Roland processes Samantha's words as he walks toward the entrance. He glances at a figure sitting on a bench before entering.
Starting point is 00:04:31 He pops back out, realizing it's Dorian. Can I get you something? Maybe some cookies? I doubt they're gonna be fresh. Dorian stares at him sternly. It would be dumb of me to run right now, wouldn't it? Yes, it would. Sensing she's not in a playful mood,
Starting point is 00:04:50 Roland walks over to sit next to her. It's not here. That's what you said last time. And I meant it. Well, actually, I was lying before. But you're telling the truth now? Sort of. What's're telling the truth now? Sort of. What's the entire truth, anyway?
Starting point is 00:05:09 Is there such a thing? Of course there is. That's why there's fiction. And that's all you're giving me right now. Not sure it's advisable to tickle the nuclear codes if you catch my drift. I'm gonna have to take something back with me. Like a handwritten note?
Starting point is 00:05:23 More like a hand. My hand? Wait, the whole hand? Lots of people manage with just one hand. You don't drive anyway. Almost anything can be done with the dominant one. It won't be so bad. Look on the bright side. You got the first 30 years with both. That's pretty lucky. Besides, what would Jameson think of me if I returned with just a finger? You were going to take just a finger. Oh, initially. An awkward silence. You fucking with me.
Starting point is 00:05:55 Of course I am. That would be heinous if I took your hand. She stands up to leave. Jesus, I really had you going, didn't I? I'm a ruthless killer, but I'm not a monster. What are you even doing here? I have until tomorrow. I got antsy.
Starting point is 00:06:14 Too many close calls for my taste. Dorian walks away. What are you going to tell your dad? She looks back at him. What I told him last time. I couldn't catch him. Dorian slips into the night like a shadow, leaving Roland mystified. Fucking ninjas.
Starting point is 00:06:28 Interior, marina gas station, continuous. Roland heads straight for the fridge. He checks the dates on the cartons of milk, picks the very last one in the back. As he turns the corner in mid-gulp, he notices Amelia, the woman from the police station, at the counter. Love struck, Roland immediately retreats behind a rack of potato chips. He peeks up to stare at her longingly. She senses his stare and glances back just as Roland ducks down. After a moment of hiding, he sees his reflection in the fridge door and starts rehearsing.
Starting point is 00:07:01 Hey, Amelia. It's good to see you at the police station. He shakes his head. No, that's stupid. He starts over. Hey, it's you. I was hoping I'd have read. He sees a reflection behind him in the fridge door. He quickly tries to escape the embarrassment. Oh, what was that? What was it? Snapple or Dr. Pepper? Fuck, fuck, fuck. They can get it themselves. He turns to face Amelia, and feigning surprise... Amelia! Charmed, she spares him the humiliation. It's been a long time. Sparks are flying.
Starting point is 00:07:34 Interior, yacht bedroom number one, continuous. Roland and Amelia with hands passionately racing on each other's bodies. I want you to know I don't do this sort of thing often. But do I look easy? Is that a fucking urn? I believe so. Yeah. Are there ashes in it? Beats me. But it wouldn't be much of an urn without him. It'd be like a vase.
Starting point is 00:08:05 He stops mid-pant leg. Wait, vase or vase? Amelia slides off her pants. You really never looked? She picks up the urn as Roland struggles with his pants at his ankles. Wait, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa,
Starting point is 00:08:24 whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, Look, won't that release some kind of spirit or something? The last thing I need right now is some ancient curse. It's not a genie in a bottle. The body was cremated. You're fine. She removes the lid and they both look inside as though peering down a well. He or she? He. I think. You think? You don't even know who this is? He closes the urn and places it back on the dresser. I don't ask questions when I'm afraid of the answer.
Starting point is 00:08:45 They start kissing each other again. So is it a practice of yours to babysit urns? No, actually this is a first. Don't you think that's a bit odd? Oh, what is odd these days? It's a little creepy. Yet, here you are. Amelia pulls Roland towards her.
Starting point is 00:09:03 We stay on the urn as it begins to slowly vibrate across the dresser. Later, dawn. Sound of shower running. Roland wakes up. He slides his arm across the bed, searching for Amelia. He gets up and yawns his way to the bathroom, looking at himself in the mirror. He takes a deep breath. Look, I don't want to be that guy spilling out his guts the morning after
Starting point is 00:09:24 because he had some great awakening. deep breath. Look, I don't want to be that guy spilling out his guts the morning after because he had some great awakening. But last night was special for me. It felt real for the first time in a long time, longer than I can remember. In fact, I'm not even sure I knew what this feeling before last night. I just want to be honest with you. Only the truth. And the truth doesn't always present itself accurately. What is wrong sometimes feels right. What is right never feels wrong. Honesty wasn't exactly a family heirloom handed down when I was a kid. I remember my dad saying to my mom, Baby, you're my cotton candy.
Starting point is 00:10:14 And then he turned to me and said, Cotton candy never fills you up, boy. It's just air. Just fluff. Oh, in the moment it's sweet, all right, but it vanishes as soon as you taste it. And the flavor never lasts. It gets in the way and distracts your hunger. You need to find something that fulfills you, leaves you satisfied. And that ain't easy.
Starting point is 00:10:49 you satisfied. And that ain't easy. And then he'd leave for months, only to come back for a night and say the same damn thing before leaving all over again. A beat. You're not cotton candy. I know that in my bones. I know that in my bones. What I'm trying to say is... Roland has difficulty saying the words. I love you! I've always loved you. Silence. Roland waits for a response.
Starting point is 00:11:19 He cringes, thinking he said too much. After a moment, he gently slides the curtain to reveal an empty shower. Confused, he wanders out and begins looking for Amelia throughout the yacht. He re-enters the bedroom, puzzled. His eyes grow wide. The urn is gone. Interior, yacht living room, continuous. Roland frantically shuffles through the cabinets and tosses the sofa.
Starting point is 00:11:44 The sofa. Roland frantically shuffles through cabinets and tosses the sofa cushions. Monty approaches. What the hell are you looking for? Roland plays it down. I'm not looking for anything. It's here. Forget it. I don't even want to know. At least it's not the urn. Roland continues his search as Monty leaves. After a few moments, Monty returns. It's not the urn, is it? Roland stops. Roland, look at me. Roland slowly turns around to face Monty. Tell me it's not the urn.
Starting point is 00:12:11 Roland deflates, heartbroken. It's not the urn. Monty resists, getting angry. I'm gonna make us a drink. Exterior, yacht deck. Moments later. Wrapped in a bed sheet, sheet rolling stairs at the storm in the horizon he smells the bed sheet where amelia slept drinks in hand monty walks up and sits next to him we gave it a shot didn't we hell no one wins them all monty shoots back to liquor i believe you let
Starting point is 00:12:40 that old lady drive she was pretty pretty good. Meh. A beat. What are you going to do now? I'm going to wake up Samantha, take what little savings I got, head straight to Mexico, and take things slow for a long while. A long while. You? Roland squeezes the bed sheet tight. I think I'm cursed.
Starting point is 00:13:01 If you could put a cherry on top of my impending doom, she would be it. They say the first cut is the deepest. That, that shit's fucking true. I never had a chance. She ripped right through me. It was like- Lightning.
Starting point is 00:13:18 Roland and Monty spin around, surprised to see Amelia standing on the deck, holding the urn. Lightning crashes. Fade to exterior, Cherry's barn. Lightning in the distance as a storm rolls in. Jameson, wielding an axe, cuts down a large tree with fury. A tombstone is next to the tree.
Starting point is 00:13:38 It reads, Fiona Cherry. The twins' father was dying from cancer. Jameson received the news and was crushed by the coming loss. For over a year, he devoted himself to carving a coffin. The tree falls. It would be his masterpiece. Interior, Cherry's barn. Jameson cuts the first details into the massive trunk that will become his father's coffin.
Starting point is 00:14:00 He worked his soul into those splinters, racing against time. When he finished, he showed only one person. Killian. Exterior, desert, dusk. William Cherry lays in the wooden coffin. The lid slowly slides over him. But on the day of their father's death, Killian signed for the release of the body. Killian steps back. He lights a cigar. He tosses the match and the coffin ignites in flames. Killian stole the body and the coffin from Jameson and reduced them both to ashes. The fire whips up in frenzy. Out of spite.
Starting point is 00:14:33 Interior, Cherry House bathroom. Killian, as an adult, huddled against the bathtub where his mother died, holds his deceased mother's hand, crying like a child. All for the shame Jameson branded him with after their mother's death. Exterior, Cherry House front porch. Jameson stands motionless. Like a trophy or some twisted talisman, Killian taunts his brother with their father's remains locked away in the urn. An intricate corner piece of the burnt coffin sits in front of Jameson.
Starting point is 00:15:03 Whoa, whoa. Let's rewind here for a second. Which part? Exterior, drive-in diner, morning. We follow a waitress in roller skates carrying a tray of food until she arrives at Killian's car window. She hands the order to Roland, Monty, and Amelia. All of it. You're telling me you're sent by Jameson to reclaim the urn? You're a quick one, Monty. He didn't want things to get any messier and was concerned Dorian's temperament might become an issue.
Starting point is 00:15:30 He thought I could just slip in and get it. Hmm. Slipped into my sheets instead. I most certainly did. So, let me get this straight. You seduced Roland. Amelia grabs a hot fry from the bag. Technically, I did that 30 years ago. Steal the urn, realize on the drive back you're madly in love with him.
Starting point is 00:15:48 Still? Still madly in love with him, and decide to return and confess everything? More or less. Then take us to Jameson. Not a chance. I just betrayed him. But you guys should probably strongly consider
Starting point is 00:16:02 giving it back to him. Killian's crazed and he'll chase you to the ends of the earth if he wants something from you. Not to worry. We pinned a tail on that donkey. Yeah, we did. Roland and Monty high five. Amelia has her doubts. Red sky at morning, sailors take warning. I knew you looked familiar, but why would a thief, a good one, be working at the police station? That doesn't make any sense. Really? Oh, I expected more from you, Monty.
Starting point is 00:16:30 If you're planning on stealing honey, the best place to be is the hive. Hard to argue with that. Monty starts the car and backs up, revealing Newman and Mulray munching down on their breakfast, parked a couple spots away. We're never gonna find Roland with the standard process. It's tired and old.
Starting point is 00:16:49 If we really want to catch him, we're going to have to start thinking like him. Do as he would do. No more getting tangled in the branches. We have to go for the trunk of the tree. You know, I'm not going to drink the Kool-Aid, if that's what you mean. You start putting on the wolf's fur, you'll quickly forget you're a sheep. We don't have to be sheep, Mulray. That's my point.
Starting point is 00:17:09 Why not be a fox and outspart them all? We don't have to drink their Kool-Aid, that's not what I'm saying. But we should definitely open our eyes. Mulray nods as he looks around with a fresh set of eyes. Interior, ice rink arena, morning. Roland walks in carrying Chloe's purse, followed by Monty and Amelia as a youth hockey practice is underway. Are you going to tell me what we're doing here?
Starting point is 00:17:31 We don't exactly have leisure time, Roland. Time is of the essence. Does that mean anything to you? People start acknowledging Roland as they pass by. Back on the ice. Good to see you, Roland, my man. Since when do you play hockey? Since always. Here's a little tribute for that big brain of yours.
Starting point is 00:17:48 The slaves that escaped Canada were pioneers in inventing the sport. Say that again. The slaves who escaped to Canada. Oh yeah. Since always. Here's a little tribute for that big brain of yours. The slaves that escaped to Canada were pioneers in inventing the sport.
Starting point is 00:18:08 Pioneers, huh? I never saw you play hockey. I never saw you jerk off. Touché. Monty catches Amelia's look. He shrugs. Something's hard to give up. Spare me the details.
Starting point is 00:18:20 Monty is about to speak. Amelia holds up her hand. I believe you it was hard. Yeah, it was. Details! They arrive to Roland's locker. Roland turns the dial. It'll be safe here. You have a locker?
Starting point is 00:18:33 I have skates too, Monty. Roland opens the locker and places the purse inside as Monty scans the crowd on the lookout. Look, the only leverage we have are these ashes. We can't fuck this up. Roland closes the locker when Monty notices Bonham staring at him on the far side of the ice rink. It's coming with us. God damn it, you're not listening. Roland turns to see what Monty and Amelia are staring at. Bonham and Killian scrambling towards them.
Starting point is 00:19:00 Shit. Bonham opens the rink door to cut across the ice, interrupting the game. Roland struggles to open the locker. A little faster, Roland. It's not working. No time for humor. You just opened it. I'm aware of that, Monty, but it's not working now.
Starting point is 00:19:12 Roland realizes he's on the wrong dial. Monty notices Roland move one locker over. Don't get mad. I'm not mad. I'm worried. Roland spins the correct dial. It could happen to anyone. No one.
Starting point is 00:19:24 It could happen to no one. Roland grabs Chloe's purse. You guys are professionals, right? We were. They acknowledge the two different tones. Things change fast, don't they? They take off running. Bonham continues his struggle on the ice.
Starting point is 00:19:37 Roland slams a $50 bill against the glass. Fifty bucks for the first one that nails him. The kids immediately start sending slap shots in Bonham's direction. A puck ricochets hard across Bonham's head, putting him down. Dunlop, you suck cock! Bonham gets up like Frankenstein. All the players scatter, except for the kid who landed the shot. Seized with fear, he watches Bonham approach.
Starting point is 00:20:04 Bonham grabs him, lifts him up, and prepares to slam him down on the shot. Seized with fear, he watches Bonham approach. Bonham grabs him, lifts him up and prepares to slam him down on the ice. What are you doing? Bonham hesitates and looks at Killian. That's just a child. Set him down. Bonham obeys the order and lowers the kid who skates off, emotionally shaken. The urn. It's all that matters. Bonham continues on his way. Exterior, ice rink, continuous. Roland, Monty, and Amelia quickly climb into Killian's car before driving off.
Starting point is 00:20:34 Exterior, interior, phone booth, continuous. Killian's car is hidden behind a large billboard on the side of the road. Roland, Monty, and Amelia are crammed inside the phone booth. Give me a quarter. Monty struggles to fish for a quarter from his pocket. I don't have a quarter. Amelia searches her pocket. This is not how I imagined it.
Starting point is 00:20:50 You guys are so unprepared. The Rubas are absolute bullshit. That's why they're rumors, sweetheart. Hey, we're a little rusty, okay? She finds a quarter and hands it to Roland. Roland is about to slide the quarter into the payphone. What are you going to tell him? Annoyed, Roland hesitates.
Starting point is 00:21:03 Great. I just went blank. Had it all worked out, too. What is there to think about? Tell him you want to bring him the urn and your troubles are over. You haven't spent a lot of time with Roland, have you? Roland shoves Monty out of the phone booth. Monty presses his face against the glass. The trouble picks up right where it left off. No slack in the line. Seamless. Roland slides the quarter into the slot and dies. Any advice? Be confident, but humble. Be direct, but subtle.
Starting point is 00:21:32 Jameson is a human lie detector, so it's best to be honest. But not too honest. He'll sense weakness, so don't let your voice crack. And don't say please. Whatever you do, don't say that. Roland nods. Hello? Jameson Cherry say please. Whatever you do, don't say that. Rolling nuts. Hello? Jameson Cherry, please? Un boccone ricco di gusto Se conosco il posto giusto Siamo d'accordo su Sofia Tutti alla piadineria
Starting point is 00:22:10 È tornata la solare Con crudo e stracciatella Aggiungi salsa mango, aglio nero o peperone Amerai ogni boccone La piadineria La più buona che ci sia Look at you see ya. Amelia gives him two sarcastic thumbs up for reassurance. Outside, Monty pulls out an image of his baby's ultrasound. Don't worry, it's going to be a clean slate for you.
Starting point is 00:22:33 Roland and Amelia exit the phone booth. 7 p.m. tonight, our troubles are over. And we might even come out of this with a few dollars under our pillow. They look at Killian's car. Got any ideas for a new ride? They all stare and ponder. Reluctant, Roland shakes his head as he removes the tow truck driver's business card out of his pocket. I'm gonna need another quarter. Interior, yacht kitchen, day. A quarter lands into a winning pot in the center of a table. Tyler, Francois, and Wylett are in the midst of a serious poker game.
Starting point is 00:23:03 Tyler, Francois, and Wylett are in the midst of a serious poker game. The silence is deafening. The stakes seem high. Wyatt pours whiskey for everyone. Look, you don't need an ace in your deck to win. Just convince everyone it's there. Life, like cards, is a winded bluff. A gauntlet of bullshitters.
Starting point is 00:23:23 Keep them guessing long enough. They start questioning themselves and, they'll fold. The wasted wisdom of an old man. How's this for convincing? Tyler lays his cards down, revealing two aces. But it was a good speech, Wyatt. I was moved. Fuck yourself. Wyatt tosses his cards. He pours another glass of whiskey.
Starting point is 00:23:48 Wyatt forces it in Francois' face, but he knocks it away with disgust. Get that nasty shit out of my face. You nitwit. That's gonna put hair on your balls, forging you into a man. God, they don't make them like they used to. Wyatt shoots back the whiskey. Sounds of footsteps above, on the deck of the yacht. Francois shoots back the shot of liquid courage. Tyler creeps toward the stairs as Wyatt bumps the table, causing a
Starting point is 00:24:11 bottle to wobble. Francois catches it before it hits the ground. Moment of relief. The parrot lands near on a window. The three men halt and look at the bird, waiting to see his next move. I'm Batman. The three men halt and look at the bird, waiting to see his next move. We're in the Batcave down here. Tyler makes his way up the stairs. Wyatt creeps behind him with a harpoon gun. On three.
Starting point is 00:24:34 Wyatt nods. Tyler counts to three, opens the door, and sees no one. What do you see? Now relaxed, Tyler shrugs. Tyler! Tyler loses his footing and tumbles down the stairs on Wyatt. Above the stairs, Victoria and a group of girls peek down at the two men lying on top of each other. Hi!
Starting point is 00:24:56 Exterior, phone booth, day. Roland, Monty, and Amelia wait by Killian's car under the scorching sun. Beep, beep, beep. Roland perks up. Floyd pulls up with a white Volkswagen Rabbit hooked up behind his tow truck, happy to see Roland. Wow, wow, wow. Two peas in a pod.
Starting point is 00:25:15 Roland cringes. You two are close, huh? Bear with me. I'll explain later. I'm good. Floyd lowers the car and catches Roland reluctantly peeking in the back seat, afraid of what he might find. Don't worry. I don't travel with him. Not on weekdays. Roland is relieved. Hill?
Starting point is 00:25:37 As Floyd approaches... You don't want to know. Roland and I just happen to play with the same toys. Nervous, Roland feels Amelia's cold stare. Not true. We don't. Interesting. What kind of toys?
Starting point is 00:25:53 The fun kind. By the way, I'm looking to hang it up on this toe-in racket. If you were serious about needing some help in the future, I'm your guy. I was meant for the action, life on the edge, fortune favors the bold, That sort of thing. You sure? It's not too late to pull out. The only thing that pulls out in my house is a sofa bed.
Starting point is 00:26:18 Charming. Floyd offers Roland the keys. No, no, no, no, not me. He's driving. Monty reaches for the keys. Floyd holds them back. My car, my rules! On Roland, Monty, and Amelia, wary of what the rules might be. Cut to Monty in the driver's seat, Roland and Amelia as passengers. Floyd squats down by the driver's window.
Starting point is 00:26:40 Now, watch her in third. She gets a little ornery. I'm still working on it, but don't worry, she won't bite. And keep that clutch tight. Trust me, you don't want her to get out from under you. Monty does his best to keep calm, staring ahead with his eyes closed. Hey, snap out of it. Are you paying attention?
Starting point is 00:26:56 This is no joke. Driving is no joke. So focus here. Roland hides his amusement, catching Monty's attention. Don't look at me. You should be paying attention. Monty turns back to Floyd. When she starts to loosen up, shove her back in second.
Starting point is 00:27:11 She's a cranky old bitch. But she'll burn like a rocket once she warms up to ya. Is that it? That about does it. She cuts on a dime. So be wary on corners. She likes them sharp. Yeah, I think I can take it from here. Glad I can help. That about does it. She cuts on a dime. So be wary on corners. She likes them sharp.
Starting point is 00:27:27 Yeah, I think I can take it from here. Glad I can help. And remember... Driving is no joke. You're a quick study, Daniel-san. Don't go drive her off a cliff. Roland and Monty laugh hysterically. Keys turning in the ignition. Car engine rumbles. Tires burning. Volkswagen Rabbit logo peels away.
Starting point is 00:27:48 Exterior. Cliff. Day. A white car drives off a high cliff and crashes down below. A crowd cheers and claps for the car launch event. Newman and Mulray stand next to the bum, hostage at the police station earlier. Bum throws his ticket down. God damn it. Another 30 down the drain. The three walk through the crowd. My partner tells me you've known Roland for some time.
Starting point is 00:28:11 I mean, we didn't swap diapers in Sunday school or anything like that, but yeah, I know Roland as well as anyone could. Son of a bitch still owes me money. Tell her what you told me about a job he was considering. He said he was given a proposition he couldn't refuse. Too tempting to pass up? Exactly. Or too good to be true?
Starting point is 00:28:30 Probably right again. Did he mention any names? Only thing he ever said was, Baby Squirrel. Could be code for something. Newman is amazed by Mulray's stupidity. You think? I was considering looking him up in the phone book.
Starting point is 00:28:45 Mulray senses her sarcasm. He did mention he was desperate to get his partner involved. I had heard a lot of rumors about him, but never actually met the man. Something with an M. Monty? Damn, right again. Any ideas where we might find Roland? It's a sign.
Starting point is 00:29:00 That's what we were thinking. The odds of our paths crossing, it's... No, no, that's the name of his friend's boat. It's a sign. If I had to guess, that's where he'll be. A loud buzzer goes off. I like your odds. Quick, heads or tails? Tails. Interior, yacht kitchen, late afternoon.
Starting point is 00:29:20 Drunk, Francois pushes a small matchbox car as it rolls off the table, a symbolic metaphor for his life. Francois bounces a quarter into a glass. All the guests around erupt in a cheer. A hand with a leather leash wrapped around it reaches over. Hold on one second, let's do the cheer. He bounces it into the thing and it's like, score, football, what is it? Touchdown.
Starting point is 00:29:44 Score football. Score football! Score football! Football! Points. Francois bounces a quarter into a glass. All the guests around erupt in a cheer. A hand with a leather leash wrapped around reaches over, steals the winning glass.
Starting point is 00:30:01 Killian shoots the whiskey back. Killian pours two more glasses and slides one towards Francois. They toast. You look like shit. What's your story? Similar to yours, I'd say. What's a man without a story?
Starting point is 00:30:18 Looks to me his is even worse. This has to be explained. Can he even see? Francois waves his hand at the falcon brute. I'm his guide, and it all comes down to trust. Where is Roland? Monty said he'd be here. A little trip. Interesting. He takes time off while business is booming?
Starting point is 00:30:38 That's putting it mildly. What it is, is a clusterfuck. Oh, do tell. Francois leans in closer. A fucking lunatic is trying to steal his own father's urn. You don't say. A real fruit loop. A total nut job. Probably wasn't loved by his mom, that sort of thing.
Starting point is 00:31:00 So pathetic. Killian's grip tightens around the leather leash. An urn, huh? Yep. That's why I'm here. To keep an eye on it until he returns. It's here. Yes, why yes?
Starting point is 00:31:14 On the boat, right now. Francois points up to the ceiling. Right above us. Francois takes a swig, then looks over, noticing Killian and the falcon brute are gone. He looks around for him. Was that all rude? Interior, yacht hallway, continuous.
Starting point is 00:31:32 Tyler knocks on a door. He hears laughing and giggling on the other side. Frustrated, he knocks louder. Wyatt opens the door, wearing a hockey helmet with a sticker that reads, The Cherry Pickersers on its side Naked folks celebrate in the background You're right Look, we have a serious problem why it comes out of the room closes the door behind
Starting point is 00:31:57 Define serious Wyatt look around this place is a fucking circus. It's good to see some life up in here This place is a fucking circus. It's good to see some life up in here. I'm failing to see the problem. We have to get these people out of here, like now. We're only complicating the situation. We're here to help. You're right. Even the naked ones?
Starting point is 00:32:17 Everyone. Okay, I'll meet you downstairs in five minutes. Five minutes? That's what I said. I'm a man of my word. See you in ten minutes. Wyatt closes the door in Diler's face. Interior, yacht bedroom number one, continuous. Killian searches the room with Falcon Brute standing by his side. He tosses clothes out of the closet wildly. He removes and empties all the drawers one and one. He opens the last drawer. There waits the urn.
Starting point is 00:32:46 Interior, yacht hallway, continuous. Wyatt proudly exits his room with his hockey helmet on. Sounds of Killian's sinister laughter. Wyatt freezes. Interior, yacht bedroom number one, continuous. Killian laughs hysterically as he gives the urn a gentle kiss. Wyatt jumps on Killian's back and grabs him in a chokehold. Killian drops the urn. Falcon Brute stands motionless. Killian lunges back, smashing Wyatt into the wall.
Starting point is 00:33:15 Killian struggles to reach the Falcon Brute's leap, with Wyatt still around his neck. Killian pulls out a knife and swings over his shoulder, deflecting off Wyatt's helmet. Twice, the third attempt gets stuck in the face grill, a hair away from Wyatt's eye. Unable to retrieve his knife, Killian lunges forward, reaching the leather leash. Interior, yacht living room, continuous. Slow-mo, Wyatt runs through the party terrified, urn in hand. Maskless, the falcon brute emerges in pursuit.
Starting point is 00:33:47 Tyler's surprised to see Wyatt coming. He's early. Wyatt shoves the urn in Tyler's arms as he runs by. Confused, Tyler looks up and sees the falcon brute charging like a bulldozer from the crowd. Tyler takes off after Wyatt. Interior, yacht living room continuous. People run around like chickens trying to escape. Victoria and Francois help Samantha make her way out
Starting point is 00:34:10 as she screams in labor pain. Where is Monty? Wyatt and Tyler run past them. Run! That's not good. Exterior, yacht front deck continuous. Falcon brute gains on Wyatt and Tyler, swinging his massive brass knuckles, knocking people over like bowling pins. Shut up!
Starting point is 00:34:31 Wyatt turns right and Tyler makes a hard left. Tyler crawls under a table with the urn and watches the Falcon Brute run by, relieved. Suddenly, Francois slides under the table next to Tyler. What the fuck is going on? Tyler shoves the urn in Francois' arms. Don't fuck it up! Tyler takes off. Instantly, Francois gets pulled out with the urn from under the table like a rag doll.
Starting point is 00:34:51 Bonham stands over Francois, grabs the urn, and hands it over to Killian. Francois passes his... rat's... rat's nest. That's not actually what I meant to say. It was worse than that. Francois presses his thumbs in Bonham's eyes as they both fall overboard. Killian moves through the crowd and the guests jump overboard to escape them. Exterior, yacht, back deck, continuous. Tyler hurries around a corner and hides inside the control room. The falcon brute runs past and Tyler grabs the leather leash
Starting point is 00:35:18 only to be dragged behind the falcon brute like a dog sled. Falcon brute stops in his tracks. He slowly turns around and sees Tyler on the ground, immobilized with fear. Falcon Brute approaches Tyler with a stoic gaze. He lifts him up, eye to eye. A peaceful tranquility comes over Falcon Brute, for he's been deprived of human connection for so long.
Starting point is 00:35:39 Sunday. Makes sense, doesn't it? Falcon Brute brings Tyler in for a hug. A sense of relief comes over Tyler. Tyler becomes concerned when the squeezing tightens to a bone-crushing ability. A harpoon hits Falcon Brute in the back. With Tyler still in his grip, he turns to find Wyatt struggling to load a new harpoon. Falcon Brute hurls Tyler over the railing and steps toward Wyatt when Falcon Brute's head snaps back as he falls and breaks his neck on the railing.
Starting point is 00:36:08 Wyatt hurries to the railing and finds Tyler holding the leather leash tight with his feet, planted firmly on the side of the yacht like a spy. Be honest. Do I look like Jason Bourne right now? More like Austin Powers. Wyatt pulls him back up. Tyler climbs over the railing. John Wick? Eh, keep practicing. Interior Wick? Yeah, keep practicing. Interior, white Volkswagen, dusk. Roland, Monty, and Amelia pull up into a cluster of partygoers running around like chickens with their heads cut off. What the hell is this? They quickly get out
Starting point is 00:36:35 of the car. Exterior, marina, continuous. 6 45 p.m. We're gonna be late. Monty spots Samantha being assisted by Victoria, both soaking wet as they emerge from the crowd. Monty hurries to help. Our water broke! I always imagined less water. Bang, bang, bang, bang! Monty gets shot in the right hand, losing part of it. Everyone takes cover behind a car.
Starting point is 00:36:59 As Roland ducks down, the Jack-in-the-Box toy falls out of Chloe's purse and hits the ground. In the distance, gun pointed, Bonham, with his torn sleeve balled up and stuffed in his eye socket, clears the path through the crowd for Killian. Amidst all the chaos, Killian recognizes his childhood toy on the ground. Quick flash of Killian as a young boy, turning the handle of that very same Jack in the Box. In disbelief, Killian opens the urn. It's empty. He realizes the ashesief, Killian opens the urn. It's empty.
Starting point is 00:37:29 He realizes the ashes are inside his jack-in-the-box toy. His heart sinks as he drops the urn. Bang! Bang! Bonham reloads his revolver. Stretched out on the ground, Roland extends his hand for the car keys towards Monty. I got this. I can feel it. Two hands are better than one. Unless both are cursed.
Starting point is 00:37:58 What are you doing? Open the door! Don't do this roland cut to heavy machinery operating at a construction site nearby a bolt pops off sending a large saw blade rolling off at great speed back to monty continues to yank on the door handle if it's got handles i can handle it in the distance tyler and wyatt emerge from the crowd seeing roland at the wheel of a car you don't have a chance in hell suddenly the saw blade hits the driver's door, jolting the car from the impact. Roland sees the saw blade planted firmly in the door.
Starting point is 00:38:30 With horror, he notices Tyler's gold amulet stuck on the edge of the saw blade. Roland and Monty look at each other, possibly for the last time. Roland speeds off like a bat out of hell. Monty can't believe it. Monty panics, refusing to let his lifelong friend head off to certain death. Killian sees Roland driving away. Give me that gun! Bonham hands his revolver to Killian, who starts firing at Roland's car. Monty pulls a party-goer from his car and tosses him aside like a rag doll.
Starting point is 00:38:59 Everyone get in, now! Amelia and Victoria quickly help Samantha to the back seat as she moans in labor pain. Ah! Killian and Bonham hop in their car and take off in pursuit of Roland. As he wraps his injured hand, Monty spots Wyatt, pale and shell-shocked, with Tyler's blood splattered on him.
Starting point is 00:39:16 Wyatt, snap out of it. You're coming with us. I need you to shift the gears. Wyatt jumps in the passenger seat. Just breathe, honey. Deep breaths, in and out. Shut up and get me to the hospital, Monty! Of course. First things first.
Starting point is 00:39:28 They peel away. Interior, exterior, Newman's car, continuous. Newman and Mulray wait at a red light. When we get there, let me do the talking. The last thing we need to do is lose our momentum. Mulray takes a big bite of his hamburger and a sip of his milkshake. Maybe he'll come to us.
Starting point is 00:39:44 Crazier things have happened. Roland's white Volkswagen... Sorry, it's too funny. Roland's white Volkswagen Rabbit swerves around the corner wildly like an amateur driver. Newman recognizes Roland. Killian's car swings around in pursuit
Starting point is 00:39:57 while Killian leans out, fires the shots at Roland. Monty's stolen car swings around the corner but loses control, stopping inches away from Newman's car. That was close. Everything is under control, she's just having a baby. First gear, Wyatt! Wyatt snaps out of it and jerks the gear stick in first. Off they go. Newman takes off after Monty.
Starting point is 00:40:18 We've got shots fired. Repeat, shots fired. We are in pursuit of what looks to be an 80s white Rabbit. It's an 80s white Rabbit heading east on Ventura. Run, Rabbit, run. Copy that. The hunt is on. Interior, white Volkswagen Rabbit, continuous. Roland sees Killian's car in the rearview mirror as they gain on him. Killian fires a shot, shattering Roland's back windshield. Bonham speeds up to clip Roland's rear panel. Roland barely manages to maintain control of his car.
Starting point is 00:40:49 Ten and two, ten and two. Interior, Monty's car continuous. I think the baby's coming! Wyatt turns back. Yoga breath, Sam, yoga breath. Fuck off, Wyatt! No one calls me Sam! Oh, this is all your fault. Detective's cop light flashing behind them in the distance.
Starting point is 00:41:08 Monty looks in the rearview mirror and takes his foot off the gas. The detectives approach. Monty hits the brakes hard. Interior, Newman's car continues. Unprepared, Newman jerks the wheel to avoid the collision. They slingshot past Monty and lose control. Slow-mo, Newman and Mulray holding on tight as the car spins. Newman shows concerns while Mulray is worried about the floating milkshake in the air. End of slow-mo.
Starting point is 00:41:33 Newman's car comes to an abrupt stop. Mulray realizes he managed to avoid any of the spill. He turns to Newman. She's covered in Mulray's milkshake, and her death stare cuts right through him. Exterior, highway, moments later. Roland, Killian, and Monty all haul ass toward a group of motorhomes, driving in a single file like ducklings. Not far behind them is the entire police force catching up with them. Roland's car flies past the motorhomes, with Killian's car close behind.
Starting point is 00:42:01 Interior, Monty's car continuous. Wyatt sees the cops approaching. Looks like we're gonna have to shed some pork fat. Monty thinks fast to create a diversion. He comes dangerously close to the lead motorhome with the old lady's car hitched behind. Interior, exterior, lead motorhome, continuous. Terrified, the old lady driving, Martha gets startled and jerks the wheel. Jesus Howard Christ! Hold on! Hold on to your seat, Carl! An old man in the toilet reacts to her erratic driving. God damn it, Martha! I was so close!
Starting point is 00:42:36 Like a chain reaction, all the motorhomes behind lose control, creating a barricade, forcing the cops to stop. Interior, Monty's car, continuous. Monty marvels at Roland's new driving skills. Terrible things, my ass. Curse is broken. In front of him, Roland scrapes the rail guard, knocking the side mirror off. Interior, white Volkswagen Rabbit, continuous. Roland regains control, noticing the missing mirror.
Starting point is 00:43:04 Did I need that? Interior Killian's car shortly after. Bonham sees Monty's car closing in behind them. Hold tight. Monty smashes against them as they race side by side. Killian leans out of his window and points the gun over the roof to fire at Monty. Monty swerves and the bullets hit the headlight. Interior Monty's car continuous. Wyatt leans out the window and aims his gun at Killian's car with his eyes closed, anticipating the recoil. Do it! Wyatt fires a shot, exploding Killian's front tire. Killian's car swings hard out of control towards Monty.
Starting point is 00:43:34 At the last second, Killian's car rolls and flips in the air, scraping the roof of Monty's car as it passes over. Monty and Wyatt lock eyes with Killian and Bonham through the sunroof as we hear the sound of a baby crying. Monty turns around and sees Samantha holding a newborn wrapped in a sweater. Interior, white Volkswagen Rabbit continuous. Roland looks at the commotion behind. He turns his eyes back to the road just in time to avoid hitting a parked car. He clips the corner, sending him in the air. He violently lands back on all four tires.
Starting point is 00:44:03 In a daze, Roland looks for the Jack in the Box toy as Monty's car abruptly pulls up next to him. Get in, you crazy son of a bitch. Wyatt opens his door as Roland stammers inside, toy in hand. Exterior, Monty's car, continuous. Everyone is silent as they drive. Monty extends his wounded hand
Starting point is 00:44:19 to squeeze Samantha's hand tight. Moments later, they drive down the long driveway to the Cherry house. Right on time. Park in the back. Exterior, interior, Cherry's house, continuous. Dorian opens the door as Monty and Roland approach, looking like shit, with a Jack in the Box toy.
Starting point is 00:44:37 Cutting it close. Traffic was a bitch. She leads them inside. All the way down, last door on your right. Dorian watches Roland and Monty with a sense of resolution as they head down the hallway. Behind Dorian, out of nowhere, Killian pulls her head back and slices her throat swiftly. He drops her body while keeping his attention on Monty and Roland.
Starting point is 00:44:55 He hangs the car keys up on the hook. Interior, Cherry study continuous. Roland and Monty enter, finding Jameson preparing a cigar. As you can imagine, this situation has grown to be quite sensitive. It certainly has. We're sorry for your loss. Roland extends the toy to Jameson. Just set it on my desk.
Starting point is 00:45:22 Roland obeys. What gives a man the nerve to cross the ropes of morality and take something only he feels belongs to him? I guess that depends on what he's taking. Jameson shakes his head in disagreement. It doesn't matter what he's taking. Entitlement. A false sense of it will encourage a man to abandon all reason It doesn't matter what he's taking. Entitlement.
Starting point is 00:45:51 A false sense of it will encourage a man to abandon all reason and sabotage whatever good might be left in him. Jameson picks up a picture of Jameson and Killian as young boys with their parents. The boys look happy and close. Fiona, their mother, forces a smile. This was taken a couple of days before she passed. Our parents wanted nothing more than to have children. They shared the kind of love you only find in books. They tried for years to get pregnant.
Starting point is 00:46:18 He sets the picture down. From the moment they received news that they were having twins, they were consumed with joy. With great anticipation, they waited. But with all things planned, so come the unplanned. Roland and Monty listen intently. Our mother nearly passed away due to complications during the delivery. She was never the same. A terrible depression eventually dismantled her ability to love herself,
Starting point is 00:46:51 and in time, self-compassion became lost to her. The burden of our luck to be born would only prove to be our loss. My father always said, never consider a man lucky until he reaches his journey's end. Do you still consider yourself lucky, Roland? Time will tell. What is it you want?
Starting point is 00:47:23 An understanding. More of a promise, really. We want our names cleared. You returned something to me that I can't replace. My father deserves to be respected in his death, so... that his soul may finally rest. Are we free of any harm now that this is all over? I have no quarrel with you. You have my word. No harm shall befall any of you. Jameson extends his hand as Roland shakes it,
Starting point is 00:47:59 eye to eye. I promise it is. Your debt has been absolved. You owe your life to Roland. That can never be repaid. That kind of bond is rare. As the Pope's piss. Monty now realizes that Roland is the one that paid his debt. Roland and Monty leave, trusting Jameson's promise.
Starting point is 00:48:33 Jameson approaches the jack-in-the-box. The moment is heavy. He turns the handle slowly as he listens to the familiar chime. He stops, realizing he's not ready to see his father's remains. Jameson picks up the toy, and we will follow him through the house as he makes his way towards exterior-interior Cherry's barn, continuous. Jameson closes the barn door behind him, and just as he turns around, he sees Killian face-to-face. Jameson winces. He looks down to find Killian's to face. Jameson winces. He looks down to find Killian's knife in his gut.
Starting point is 00:49:11 We're brothers. Well, we haven't been for some time. Jameson's head sags gently against Killian's shoulder. Killian lowers Jameson to the ground. And Dad loved you most because you reminded him of her. Killian stares in Jameson's eyes as he stops breathing. He pulls the knife out. He stands up, knife in hand.
Starting point is 00:49:40 His eyes fill with tears. Killian steps back. His foot lands onto the jack-in-the-Box toy. And just like Achilles' heel having survived so much, he slips and falls, landing on his own knife penetrating through his chest. Killian struggles to breathe as he reaches for the handle of the Jack-in-the-Box. He manages to slightly touch it, ejecting the ashes and a rabbit puppet. Dissolve two. Killian, in the same position, stretched out on the bathroom floor where he lost his mother all
Starting point is 00:50:13 those years ago. He takes his last breath. Interior, hospital room, morning. The open eyes of a newborn, held by Monty who's sunken in a chair, fast asleep as Amelia interacts with the baby. Samantha is resting in the hospital bed. Roland is looking through a magazine for baby cribs. Tyler's gold amulet is hanging around his neck. A doctor inspects Francois' nose. Francois slaps the doctor's hands away. Victoria laughs at his expense. Wyatt storms in.
Starting point is 00:50:47 Run! Roland and Monty spring up. Roland tosses the magazine as Monty hands his baby to Samantha, giving them a kiss each. They both bolt for the door. Buckle up! Cops run by the room in pursuit. Exterior, hospital, continuous. Roland and Monty hurry out the door. They run
Starting point is 00:51:06 past the bum from the police station. Roland quickly slaps $30 into the bum's hands. About fucking time. The cops emerge from the hospital. Freeze on Roland and Monty. Roland has a big grin, kissing Tyler's gold amulet. Monty looks terrified. Interior, Floyd's car, street parking, continuous. Floyd eagerly grips the steering wheel, focused like a hawk. His fancy AI robot is in the passenger seat. Floyd sees Roland, Monty, and Amelia hurrying around the corner. Shit, quick, put your seatbelt on, they're coming! The AI robot doesn't move.
Starting point is 00:51:38 Fine, I'll do it. He quickly fastens its seatbelt. Now these guys are real pros, so do not embarrass me. Based on my evaluation, you don't need any assistance in that department. at seatbelt. Now, these guys are real pros, so do not embarrass me. Based on my evaluation, you don't need any assistance in that department. Nice. Real nice. No, I didn't program you to be a smartass. You didn't program me. I guess that's what I get for turning you on. Boy, I miss the old days.
Starting point is 00:52:00 Cut to car doors slamming, tires peeling out with a thick cloud of smoke dissipating, revealing a black cat hissing. Fade to black. Super. In short, luck's always to blame. The end.

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