TAKE ONE Presents... - The Dinopod 8: JURASSIC WORLD: REBIRTH (2025)
Episode Date: August 13, 2025Simon and Jim are back for a Dinopod bonus episode on the recently released JURASSIC WORLD: REBIRTH. They discuss how this film fits in with a recurring theme of 2025 blockbuster films going 'back... to basics', the elements that distinguish this film from the other Jurassic World films and make it more of a Jurassic Park film, how the impeccable pacing, competent structure, and intelligent writing distinguish this from the previous Jurassic World trilogy, what the film gets right about treating dinosaurs as animals, open source technology, and the nature of ecology in the Anthropocene, and how sick they are of mutated hybrid monster dinosaurs.The Impossipod will return later in the month for an episode discussing MISSION: IMPOSSIBLE - ROGUE NATION.Content warnings: domestic violence and child abuse, genetic experimentation and mutation, violent death, capitalist exploitation of pharmaceuticals.Our theme song is Jurassic Park Remix by Gabriel Filósofo available on SoundCloud: https://soundcloud.com/gfilosofo/jurassic-park-remixFull references for this episode available in Zotero at https://www.zotero.org/groups/5642177/take_one/collections/XQ6WLBM6
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Hello and welcome to Take One Presents the Dinerpod, a podcast where we watch all the Jurassic Park franchise films in order, contextualized
them and critiquing them. I'm Simon Bowie. I'm joined as always by Jim Ross. Hi Jim. Hello.
So we are on a break from our regular The Imposopod series where we're reviewing all the
Mission Impossible franchise films because a new Jurassic Park film came out and we've gone back
to review it and slot it into the dinopod. We did this with Alien Romulus when that came
out, we slide that into the feed after we'd already reviewed all the other alien films.
And we're doing the same for Jurassic World Rebirth because it came out a few weeks ago
and we've both seen it and we have some thoughts on it and how it fits into the larger
kind of Jurassic Park and World franchise. So yeah, I usually ask where did you see this?
Where did you first see this? And I guess you first saw this, what, a week ago, two weeks ago?
I think it was a couple of weeks ago now.
I eventually ended up doing it because
so I was traveling
on holiday
when it first came out. So I didn't see it like
bang as it hit cinemas.
And I actually went
I actually went to see it because I was a bit free.
I was worried it was going to disappear from theaters.
As it turns out it's still
hanging around actually. So
there wasn't any such rush.
But then, you know, I now get to
share opinions
on it with the world.
You do.
You do. Yeah, I went to my usual place, the tallest cinema in the world, the Cine World on Renfrew Street in Glasgow.
Tall Cinemon the World for now.
For now, yes. There's discussion about the landlord reclaiming the building from Cineworld.
I can't imagine they'd do anything other than sell it to another cinema chain because it's made to be a cinema.
Unless you want to strip it all out and start again.
but I think it would be a loss to
the Glasgow City Centre
if it were not a cinema
because there's a dearth of good
multiplexes in the actual
city centre
I'm actually kind of surprised at the lack of
multiplexes in some places
like I lived in Oxford
up until about two years ago
like I'd spent about 18 minutes
and it's a real lack of them there as well
it's a bit weird
there's like an odd little odian
a view that's like out of town
and then there's a very nice curve
on but like that's this kind
of it into you know in terms
of multiplexes there's a picture house and stuff
but yeah it's odd that some places
just seem to lack them yeah
but it's there for now the old
tallest cinema in the world
so I was up on the
seven floor or whatever and it was
a fairly empty screening
I think I went like second day it was out
it doesn't track with it which doesn't
track I mean I think I was like
one of about
three people in mine admittedly a few weeks
actually. It doesn't track with, like, I'm sure you'll get to the box office in a bit, but
it doesn't track really about money it's made.
Yeah, yeah, no. Summer blockbuster hit.
Yeah, we're recording this firmly in the kind of summer blockbuster season, where all the
blockbuster films, I think, have been out by this point. I can't think of anything else
coming up. That's particularly huge.
No, I think that might be, but... I mean, certainly, like, the big hit, at the time we're
recording this.
Yes.
All the big hitters are out.
Your Superman's, your Mission Possible Final Reckonings, the Jurassic World thing.
So, yeah.
Well, well, I'm sure we're forgetting something and somebody will be screaming into
their device right now, but yeah.
What about the Thunderbolts?
But yes, while we're discussing this, let's briefly discuss context and
2025 in film.
So we're also going to discuss this on the Mission Impossible Final Reckoning episode when that comes out.
So this box office might look a little bit different because we're recording in 2025.
So box office charts are changing as we record, as we go.
And also confusingly, we're recording this after we've done the final reckoning,
but this will come out before the final reckoning.
Yeah, a peek behind the curtain.
Yeah, just to make it extra confusing for everybody.
but at the time we are recording
2025 is
storming ahead with film
and there has been some good films this year
but the box office at the moment
at the time we're recording looks like this
number one is Neijar 2
number two is Leelow and Stitch
which has grossed a crazy amount of money
an obscene amount of money
for a live action remake
a Minecraft movie is at number three
Jurassic World Rebirth
which we are discussing is at number four
How to Train Your Dragon
Five, Mission Impossible Final Reckoning
down at number six
below Jurassic World Rebirth
Superman is currently at number seven
I imagine that will rise a bit more
since it's currently still in cinemas
F1 is at number eight
surprisingly high for a film
with a star who allegedly strangled his own children
Detective Chinatown
1900
at number nine
and Captain America Brave New World
The Marvel Slot at number 10
Or as I prefer to call it
Very Fine People on both sides
The motion picture
Didn't see it, don't intend to see it
Yeah
I'll leave it there
I thought I'll get back into the MCEU
I'll go see Fantastic Four
And I've not been dragged back into the MCEU
The Fantastic Four
Aggressively Fine
I seem to describe so many
aggressively fine
and I might go further into bad
I've had time to sit with it
so Jurassic World Rebirth hasn't done bad this year
it's up at number four currently
so that's pretty good
you know that like you said that is surprising
to me compared to the critical reaction to it
and the reception to it that I've seen
where it just seems to have got
forgotten a little bit in the kind of midst of Fantastic Four and Superman coming out.
Yeah, and it's an interesting one.
Like, if you take, like, I would say kind of like the, if you take Liloed Stitch out of it,
which I, and a Minecraft movie, which have, like, completely come out of nowhere as far as
I'm concerned, it shows how touch I am, I am with, the kids love them.
Yeah, right.
I would say the ones that I kind of, like, would have pegged as being big budget films that
the studios behind them wanted to make
a lot of money, right? I think you'd be looking
at Jurassic World Rebirth,
mission possible, the final
reckoning, Superman,
and probably the Fantastic
Four, right? Because that's kind of like the
you know, a
bold new direction for Marvel. It looks
very similar to all the other directions they've taken.
But, and I
would say that they all
had a fairly big risk of
underperforming, but I think if you
asked me to put money on the
that I thought would underperform.
Most, frankly, I probably would have picked Jurassic World Rebirth,
and it's completely the other way around, right?
It's made significantly more money than the rest of them, right?
And I think by the time Superman gets to the end of its run,
it will probably close that gap of it.
It's about $200 million behind it worldwide.
I think it'll close that gap a little bit, but I don't see it.
I don't think it'll pass it.
I think it's been out long enough that, you know,
I think it's going to be incremental gains on.
at this point. Yeah, I actually look this up just before recording and people are
estimating it closes at about 650 million, which will put it about 100 million below Jurassic World
Rebirth. We'll see, we might be wrong on that, but... And I wouldn't have predicted that,
like given the reception to Dominion and, you know, I don't know, just general vibes, I don't
really have anything deeper than that. I'm surprised. The reception to it, the marketing as well,
The marketing for this film has been abysmal.
Like, the trailers and the posters all looked terrible.
I've got a note on this in my notes, actually.
This film truly has some of the worst promotional stills I've seen of any major film.
It's like real sort of like student Photoshop, my passion is graphic design level type stuff.
Like, it's not good, really bad.
Yeah, because I think we recorded our last Dino-Pod episode.
where we talked about the future of the franchise
before most of the marketing and trailer and stuff had come out
so we hadn't seen the actual footage
but the trailer didn't look great
and all the posters like you say
have looked incredibly amateurish
and it's just not had a huge marketing push
I have not seen billboards and posters
around town for Jurassic World Rebirth
and yet it's done really well
so Jurassic World Rebirth is
directed by Gareth Edwards
who directed Rogue One and the creator and Godzilla and Monsters
and it's written by David Cope who wrote the original Jurassic Park
screen wrote the original Jurassic Park from the novel by Michael Crichton
Yeah, in terms of how this film came about essentially Spielberg
Stephen Spielberg came to David Cope with an idea
and said will you write this new film in the series
David Cope said, I'm not interested in that.
I don't want to write Jurassic again.
But Spielberg turned him around on it and said, this will be good.
We can do this.
We can change the tone as well.
So David Cope was particularly concerned that the tone had been changed by the Jurassic World films,
which I think is a fair criticism, a perfectly fair thing to say.
So Cope wanted to revisit the concept.
concept of humans in a dinosaur environment, whereas the world films had kind of changed this
and shifted towards animals living among people.
Scope wanted to have the limitation of the dinosaurs living on a remote island or a remote environment
because he said, in an interview with IndyWire, he said, I find limitations freeing.
By imposing that limitation on himself, he actually had an easier time than the Free Jurassic World movie.
because they got so big and that becomes hard to work with.
He essentially made, even went so far as to create a list of rules for himself.
So this is an in-83 with the playlist.
He created a list of rules.
I actually wrote a list of our Nine Commandments,
which is inspired by Chuck Jones,
who had written Nine Commandments for the Roadrunner cartoons.
That's not true.
Chuck Jones made those after the cartoons came out, but never mind.
But Cope said, I made a list of things that we had to abide by.
one was that the events of the previous six movies cannot be contradicted or denied
because I don't like a recron, those are no fun.
Two, humor is oxygen.
Science must be real, you know, all the things that we wanted our movie to be.
I'm a great fun doing it with Stephen and then with Gareth Edwards.
It's funny to say that science must be real in this film about dinosaurs and mutant dinosaur hybrids.
Yeah, yeah.
Take that over a pinch of all.
I get the point, but yeah, okay.
So, Cope spends all these years working on the script.
This was around kind of 2023.
He's fully working on the script.
And Universal unveils the project.
They were originally looking at David Leach to direct.
He previously was a second unit director on Jurassic World.
But instead, they went with Gareth Edwards.
Gareth was having a break from big franchise filmmaking.
He went and did the creator,
with his own thing and was shot for like $80 million.
But when they came to him with Jurassic, he said he couldn't turn it down.
Like that was one of the only things he would do a big blockbuster for.
Yeah, they shot the film of 35mm to harken back to look at the first film.
There's a lot of production details that all talk about bringing it back to the Jurassic Park series,
you know, making it more Jurassic Parky than Jurassic Worldie.
and I think as we go through
the development of the film and now we get into the plot
I think this film is
it's more beholden to the original
I think than the Jurassic World was that
and I think that comes with positives and minuses
right? That's the first thing
Louise Loughrey, film critic for The Independent
that's the first thing she says in her review
that this is more Jurassic Park than Jurassic World
and for her that's why
it works. For me, that's why it works. So they filmed the film. Edwards eventually finishes a cut.
He wanted it to be under two hours' length. His first cut was one minute below this, but he
eventually had to put five minutes back in, because the Universal wanted it back in, so it's just
a smidge over two hours. Yeah, there's a couple of other production things that I'll, I think
I'll talk about as we go through. But yes, let's maybe go through the film. So if you've heard
our Alien Romulus episode. This is a bit different from normal episodes because I can't sit in
the cinema and take as extensive notes on structure as I normally do. Our Mission Impossible
episode will be the same. So we'll loosely run through it and share our thoughts as we go through.
But the film opens with a flashback to an Ingen laboratory on an island in the Atlantic
where they're making genetic experiments
where they're making
dinosaur hybrids
and one of the
dinosaurs escapes
a guy gets a what a Snickers bar
or something stuck in the mechanism
that reaches the door
that product place
didn't lodge itself in your brain then
no
it was Snickers
oh yeah it was Snickers
oh it was definitely Snickers
and
this
this lumbering beast which the film will call the derex for the rest of the film
escapes and wrecks havoc blah blah blah then we get some background
we get some background on what's happened to the earth
since the dinosaurs escaped in dominion
for someone who says he didn't want to rec on he sure is undoing a lot of
fallen kingdom and dominion because the dinosaurs it turned out all died
in the harsh climate of the earth
and only survived in some equatorial zones
resembling the original climate
back when dinosaurs were around
and those areas are now no travel zones
so they're cordoned off and humans are not allowed to interfere
we're introduced to what Wikipedia tells me is Martin Kreps
I would not have known that name
but he's played by Rupert friend
I need to look up for my written review
could not remember it for the life of me
No idea.
But he's played by Rupert Friend.
He works for a pharmaceutical company.
We're introduced to him in his car where he looks at his wing mirror as he sees a dinosaur stuck in the road or whatever.
The wing mirror obviously says objects in mirror may be closer than they appear.
Because there's several Easter eggs kind of referencing the original Jurassic Park.
Kind of member berries which had me worried.
during this first half hour of the film
there's at least one other
but I can't remember it off the top of my head
and Spielberg and Cope did not want these in the film
these were inserted by Gareth Edwards and the studio
so Spielberg and Cope actually asked
that these references be removed entirely
but Edwards was allowed to keep most of them
by the end
I think there's some interesting stuff that they do with them later in the film
which I'll get to but Mr. DNA
at one point you know Mr. DNA
the animated character from the first film
was also in it at one point, but he was cut.
I don't have a Mr. DNA impression, unfortunately.
Dinosaurs.
Dino DNA.
So, we're told on the radio or through exposition that the public are sick of dinosaurs,
the public a board of dinosaurs, there's like a brachiosaurus or a brontosaurus lying in the road
when we're introduced to Martin Kreps
I'm a little sick of this plot point
that the public are bored of dinosaurs
I'm extremely sick of it to be honest
that happens in Jurassic World as well
where Henry Wu says we need to create
bigger and better dinosaurs
because the public are sick of them
like are they
kids love dinosaurs
you know kids still love dinosaurs
people will travel
miles to
to see
birds and other animals, I travel to see a dinosaur.
I travel miles to see birds that occasionally show up in my garden anyway.
Exactly.
Right.
It's also, I want to linger on this point just for a minute, right?
Because fortunately, I would say the film moves on from this idea pretty quickly.
It does.
Right? Okay. To its credit, right?
But it's just like, can we kill this?
Because, like, in particular, before I watched the film, I came across this
quote in Vanity Fair, right? And it's
I forget it's full name Marshall. It's one
of the producers on the film. And it
says, Credits Cope, the
screenwriter, for
introducing the notion that
people are fed up
of dinosaurs to rebirth.
He came up with this idea that dinosaurs were
passe now. People were tired of them.
They were an inconvenience. The banner's coming down
again, he says,
and that's a reference to something that happens
with Jonathan Bailey's character that we'll get to
in a minute. But I'm like, no, he didn't.
This is the entire premise of Jurassic World.
The entire premise is they have a theme bar, people are fed up of them,
and so they're going to meddle with genetics and do all this weird shit to make them exciting again.
Like, this idea that we're fed up of them,
it's been kicking around in this franchise for over a decade.
Like, this is, you know, like, oh, no, it's just, I did.
I'm going to return to this point later.
because this notion kind of like that ideas are new or we're doing new thing when they're not I think is one of my issues with this film yeah and this is an early example of you know re-gifting you the same things that like the franchise has done before right and not especially well I did think of this plot point when I was in I went to the natural history museum in London during my my
brief summer break down there
and there was a
queue area set up for the dinosaur
bit but no one queued because there was
it was busy but it wasn't
cue busy whereas there
was a queue to go see the mammals
maybe the kids are into mammals these days
but yeah
you know this is a metatextual plot point
it's like saying that people are sick of these movies
and therefore people are sick of dinosaurs
people would be bored of dinosaurs
because people are bored of the Jurassic Park movies
no they just got bored of these movies
that doesn't mean people are bored
about dinosaurs
yeah
hasn't occurred to anybody
that maybe Jurassic World Dominion
was just a bit shit
yeah
but anyway
Martin recruits
Zora Bennett
played by Scarlett Johanson
she is a mercenary
for hire
together they go
and see. He had some vague
idea around collecting
dinosaur specimens
to create
pharmaceuticals, which
gets explained in a bit more depth later.
They go and meet...
Em's on a bit. A bit.
They go and meet Dr. Henry Loomis,
who is played by Jonathan Bailey.
And this is where
we get the big...
The museum is shutting down
because kids
don't like dinosaurs anymore. So the whole
dinosaur area with all the fossils and stuff is shutting down the advances in paleontology that they would have had by having access to dinosaurs are astounding but it's not been enough to keep this museum going and he explains a little more the goal is to retrieve biomaterial samples from three large prehistoric specimens the three biggest dinosaurs because they hold the key to a heart disease treatment so this
This is from the Jurassic World Rebirth production notes,
which Universal Pictures put out and are available online.
Amusingly, this is just a word document,
and they have forgotten to change the header
from Jurassic World Dominion production notes.
This is really in keeping with the shoddy posters.
You never guessed this was like a $200 billion film.
Yeah.
So this gives an insight into Universal Pictures production.
Anyway, it's production notes for that
And it's just, you know, this is the cast and crew, this is some thoughts about it
And David Cope says
While doing research, I found that certain dinosaurs, larger ones in particular,
did have extraordinary long lifespans
And the reason was that they had remarkably low incidences of heart disease
That led to the idea that a drug could be synthesized from their DNA
Because the greatest killer of humans is heart disease
The nice thing about that premise was that it was true to the core theme
life finds a way, life extension.
Everyone can get on board with that.
To me, that seemed a valid reason,
combined with the promise of a massive payday
for the covert operations team,
for smart, competent people
to take the risk of going an adventure
into the most dangerous place in the world.
Fine.
I'm not being dismissive.
I don't mind this.
I don't know.
This part, I'm okay with it.
the way that the mechanic
that they introduce for
why they need to go to certain parts
of the island to certain species I think is
really weak
I have expected
when this was brought up to like
I expected a map of the island
to come up on screen to select
which part I wanted to fast travel
to it's very video gaming
yeah it feels very
video gaming to have free
mcuffins that you need to get
and the dinosaurs
that have those three morphines happen to be land-based, air-based, and sea-based.
It's almost like they're looking for a good variety of set pieces.
Yeah.
You know, I don't know, like, the whole kind of like, I don't know,
oh, we could create a drug to avoid heart disease
because they all had great hearts because they were masters.
Like, it just seems a bit weird.
Like, I'd put it down to maybe they weren't eating a lot of sausage suppers
on like, kind of like modern humans.
Maybe that's why they had less heart disease.
But, you know, like, whatever.
I think the mechanics of kind of like, you know, you need the three biggest ones I found a little bit, okay, a little bit eye-roly.
The notion itself, yeah, fine, you know, it didn't break my suspension of disbelief.
I feel like it's a bit daft, but, you know.
It's a little bit eye-roly, but I think the film is paced well, so I think it speeds through these opening scenes at the appropriate pace.
It is neither too fast nor too slow.
I think in general the whole film is paced very well.
I'm very well structured.
So it clips along nicely, where he's like, yeah, okay, we have to do this.
Let's get to the island.
And I find that actually interesting, because I have seen a few criticisms.
Since I published my own review, I've seen a few criticisms of the pacing of this opening
kind of like section of the film.
And I find that a bit weird, because, like, did any of you watch Jurassic Park?
Like, you know, I mean, like, in that sense, in terms of, like, the way the film
flows. Oh, in that it takes a while to get to. Yeah, like, you know, and it's like, I'm not saying
it's slow. I don't think Jurassic Park is, I don't think this film is slow either, but it's also
not kind of like, you know, the cold opening with the D-Rex, notwithstanding, a little bit like
you have the opening with the Veloceraptor in Jurassic Park, right? It takes its time, right? It's not
slow, but it's also not leaping straight into it with, you know, without setting things up.
So in that respect, I find that an autocratism has been kicking around. I do think
the film's pieced pretty well.
I think it's
paced very well.
We cut to
the equatorial zone
where they're going to go
find these dinosaurs
and Zora
to call it Johansson
recruits her friend
Duncan Kincaid
wouldn't have known his name
Mahershala Ali
who is another
mercenary who can help them
get the
he owns a boat
which helps
going to collect the samples from Mosasaurus, Titanosaurus and Quetzalculus.
So they're off, they have this device that will shoot into the dinosaur,
and then once it's automatically extract blood,
and once it's done, it will spring up into the air,
like a toast popping out of a toaster,
and come back to Earth with a deployable parachute.
And I think it's good that they spend some time on that,
set that up. At some point we cut to a family, Ruben Delgado, who is played by Manuel Garcia
Rolfo. I also wouldn't remember the names of any of the family. Maybe the annoying
one who will get to. But they're sailing nearby, he's just out sailing with his family. He owns
his own boat. And they're a little Spielberg family. They are incredibly Spielbergie. And the
introduction to them is very Spielbergy. You know, it's a father, two daughters, and one of the
daughters has brought along Xavier, her boyfriend, who is the most annoying man in the world.
He gets a little arc, but he is pretty annoying throughout.
Yeah, and there's a couple of character moments he has where he's shown to be sort of like
Under at all, he's a good egg, right?
Yeah.
He's still annoying.
Yeah.
So the boat gets capsized.
People can be perfectly nice people and also still extremely annoying.
Incredibly annoying.
Yeah. The boat gets capsized by a mausasaurus and they use a radio to call for help.
The expedition team turn around to go and help them.
So we get the first indication that Mahershal Ali is interested in more than money, he's a nice guy.
and he goes to get them
much to Rupert friend's dismay
because he only cares about money
grumble grumble capitalism
as you can tell from his opening scene
where he is dressed entirely in black
yeah
black shirt
black jacket
black tie
yes he's the baddie he's a capitalist guy
so they go and
they soon encounter the Mosasaurus
and
this is the point that the film
clicked for me because there is a scene
on the boat where they're speeding to, alongside the muzzosaurus, trying to shoot their little
gun into it to get the blood sample. And it really clicked for me, like this scene really worked
for me. I've been on boats, birdwatching, and it felt like that, like it felt true to life
where you've got this speeding thing you're trying to get, in my case, a photo of a bird
that's also moving alongside the boat. In this case, they're trying to shoot a dinosaur.
But it felt true to life.
It felt impactful.
You could kind of feel the spray in their faces and the impact of that.
It didn't feel fake.
This is the point at which I think the pacing of the early bits paid off.
And it just feels like it zooms into a kind of action mode with enough time for character development, you know?
I think this is one of the highlights of the film for me.
and I think it's probably
along with one other thing
that I can think of that we'll come to later
a prime example of what
this film is doing
well, right?
I think, you know, we've spoken about the pacing
of the film being good. I think the pacing of this
scene is also very good.
You know, in terms of kind of like when to
up the ante, later and all this
sort of thing. I think this is also probably
the first instance where
you start to benefit from
Gareth Edwards' ability to communicate
The way I put it in the written review is
Threat its scale, right?
Yeah.
And I do not recall, like the Mosasaurus has appeared
a few times in these Jurassic World films.
For me, this is probably the most effective sequence with it, right?
It communicates the scale of this thing
in a way that the other films just have not.
there's more than a hint of jaws about this whole thing, I presume quite deliberately.
But yeah, the fact that you're not kind of like getting particularly clear shots of the moses
source or a lot of it is really quite effective, which means that when it does go into
a slightly more ridiculous moment, is it this part of the sequence where kind of like she makes
eye contact with the eye? Is that something that happens in this sequence or is it a little bit
later on. Probably I can't remember.
Yeah. Like, you know, which
let's be honest, is a little
bit daft, but
it's earned it, and it has impact
because it's been so restrained,
you know, which is not to say that it's not, you know,
fast-paced engaging, it is, but because it's
been a lot more restrained up to this point,
it's earned that, and it kind of gets
away with it, and it's an impactful
moment rather than an eye-rolling,
no pun intended one.
Yeah.
I feel like even by this early point in the film,
they've had some discussions that set out the character's stalls.
So obviously Rupert Friend is the bad capitalist,
who's just out to make money on pharmaceuticals.
Scarlett Johansson is a mercenary,
but also recognises kind of the nature of these animals
and is being persuaded by Dr. Loomis,
Jonathan Bailey, who is more, let's treat these animals with respect.
You know, they're kind of Ian Malcolm role.
Let's treat these animals with respect.
Let's think about what these pharmaceuticals could do for the world
if we did not restrict them to one proprietary company.
I feel like they've already had that discussion between Loomis and Zora.
Like, why don't we just take these and not sell them to the pharmaceutical company?
Yes, at one point they come close to the island and the Mosasaurus is working with, working alongside a group of Spinosaurus who attack the ship and one of the kids falls overboard, Rupert Friend could have saved her but chooses not to to let her fall. So the whole family jump overboard to save her and they get separated from the expedition team. The ship is forced on the ground.
and there's some kills from Spinosauruses.
I enjoyed that there's an actual discussion of mutualism
and how the Mosasaurus is working with the Spinosaurus
in a kind of tandem in a mutually beneficial ecological way
where they can both feed by working together.
That felt criteria.
Yeah, and it's worth just, I want to take a moment,
just to contrast that with the, um, god's sake, what did they call it?
The, um, what's the main dinosaur in Jurassic world?
I've gone, forgotten the name of it.
The Indominus Rex.
Indominus Rex, yeah.
Right, I want to contrast that a little bit with the way this comes about with the
Indominus Rex and the velociraptors in that film.
Oh yes.
Because I think what's interesting about this is it's not, and, and,
this is a key thing that we'll bring up later, right?
This film ditches the weird sort of anthropomorphization
that Trevoro's films or Trevorrow.
Can we go on Travoro?
I think we meant of Travoro, didn't we?
That Trevoro's films HUD, right?
And I didn't really realize it at the time,
but looking back, having now watched the entire film,
this is a key example of it, right?
Because in Jurassic World, you have the stupid moment
where they kind of like talk to each other,
they're then kind of like, you know, then basically turn around and look at the humans as if to say, yeah, we're together now, what you're going to do about it, right?
Whereas this one, it just happens, right?
They're being attacked by wild animals, right?
They're being attacked by one, and then all of a sudden they're getting attacked by other ones.
They're going to be able to, oh, holy crap, this is a thing.
They're working together.
It's not this weird sort of like, dun, dun, dun, done.
Yeah, moment, right?
It's just handled so much more organically, and it makes, and it doesn't like, sad.
energy and pace from the sequences built around it as a result.
Yeah. They don't decide to work together. They have, there has been an
evolutionary process whereby they have learned this behavior that benefits both
species. Like that kind of behavioral conditioning is realistic. And two
animals. Like, yeah, one of the things I really liked about this film was the
dinosaurs that behave like, that are treated like animals.
And I think that lines up with Spielberg's original ethos in Jurassic Park and Lost World, where he wanted them to be animals, to not be monsters, to be treated like animals.
And this does that.
Trevor didn't necessarily treat them as monsters, I mean, Indominus Rex and the, whatever, the Indo-Raptor were definitely just monster creatures.
But he also treated them, like you're saying, as anthropomorphized.
like humans
in a way that was
that didn't work
so the expedition team
wander around the island for a bit
they have some discussions about
dinosaurs and
life and
evolution
and changing dynamics
of ecology
which are actually good
I quite like I got into
Jonathan Bailey's character
as this kind of Ian Malcolm
substitute
it was kind of like almost
So it's kind of like an amalgamation of Alan Grant and Ian Malcolm, really.
Yeah, but as they're wandering around, they get these character beats that are given time to breathe and that feel impactful.
You know, it takes its time at the start, like I said, which makes it more impactful when they get stuck on the island,
because we've got to know these characters a little bit.
It just feels planned and structured, you know, which, you know, shouldn't be a...
a huge thing but
feels very different compared to
Jurassic Part 3 or Dominion
which did not feel plant
or structures
they eventually come across a
titanosaurus herd
that's one of the dinosaurs that they need to get
it's a herbivore so it's fairly easy
but there is a beautiful scene
where they get the titanosaurus DNA
and they're waiting
for the DNA to
for the blood to fill the vial
and they see this mating ritual between the titanosaurus
and there's this big swell of music
it's um alexandra de splat doing the uh the music
and it's not all that memorable you know it's not john williams but it's pretty good
uh this music when the titanosaurus is a mating is particularly beautiful
and it leads to the crescendo that takes its time in getting to the full kind of
Jurassic Park theme, the traditional Jurassic work theme from John Williams.
And I loved it.
Like, I was weeping in the cinema at this, this scene that does something new with the kind of traditional, you know,
brachiosaurus scene from Jurassic Park, which we said was replicated in a couple of the other films.
Where it's like, you see the majesty of these creatures.
But it does something new with it, and it withholds the main theme for just enough.
the mating ritual feels more animalistic, which speaks to, you know, like you said, less anthropomorphization of these animals.
Really worked for me.
I think this sequence kind of worked for me.
I think it, and I think I'm going to get to the bits of the film that I was less keen on as we go through, right?
Because they are there, right?
And I, you know, I'm not going to jump the gun on that.
I think this sequence does work for me
and I think it highlights a little bit
what aspects of it do work right
so we've spoken about one action sequence
I think we'll probably end up talk about another
and I think those are done very well
that's one of the film's main strength for me
the one thing I will say about this film is
it is a lot more restrained
I would say
than the other
kind of certainly the other Jurassic World films
right and I think you could even say
the Jurassic Park sequels
as well in some sense
it's a lot more restrained so then when you do
get to these moments they do actually
have genuine impact it's not just
trying to go bigger all the time
every scene right
it has built this and it takes its time with this
scene to build it up right
so is it an homage to Jurassic Park
yes
but that's where it ends up being it ends up being an homage
right which I think has a less pejorative
feeling to it than
you know some of the other kind of like callback
and Easter eggy type things. I think it does genuinely do something good here, and that comes
through its restraint and building to it, I think. Yeah, it's not nostalgia baiting, it's
sensitive homage that works and that's given time to breathe. Yeah, like this, and this is the
key difference for me. This scene works even if you haven't seen Jurassic Park. There you
yeah. Right? That's the thing for me. This, this to me, I can imagine this,
being an incredibly memorable scene for someone
if this is the first one of these films they've seen.
If you've already seen Jurassic Park, you'll go, okay, right,
they're doing the thing, like,
it's something like they've done it with a different sort of scenario
that they're doing here, you know, like, it still works.
But that's the key thing for me.
It works if you haven't seen Jurassic Park.
And I think the film generally looks great.
I think Garif Edwards knows how to get the best
from his VFX team and work for his VFX team.
Like, this has been Garraf Edwards' big thing since Monsters, his first big film.
And it was part of the discussion around the creator, you know, how did he get it to look so good on an $80 million budget.
Because he knows how to get the best from his VFX team.
So I think the dinosaurs in this generally look great.
I think it's got the best VFX since the Park films, probably since The Lost World.
Yeah, I think it all looks...
With one exception, with one exception, which will come too short.
There's a reason I'm bringing this up now before we get to.
So the team go to Cliffside, where they're going to find Quetzalcoatlis,
which is a large kind of flying terosaur type creature.
And they need to get the final sample.
They hope to get it from an egg rather than the actual creature to avoid confronting the animal.
So they repel down to reach the nest, which is in an ancient temple, which isn't followed upon, but it doesn't particularly matter.
And there's a scene where they have to wrestle this Quetzalco Atlas, and Jonathan Bailey falls through the foliage of whatever.
I haven't found a source to back this up, but I'm pretty certainly certain that the only reason for this to be an ancient temple is so it looks superficially like an Indiana Jones scene.
That's my theory
Oh yeah
This was an improvement to the script
An improvement quote unquote
That Garif Edwards made
So Cope was very
encouraging of Edwards
To include extra stuff
And it was originally just going to take place on the cliff
But Garif Edwards suggested changing it to an ancient temple
Do you want to talk about the green screen in this scene
It felt pretty ropy
you know it's you know it's it's a tough one right because I do I think that the green screen
in this sequence is any worse than you know a lot of rushed big budget films no I don't
think so um but I think to your point earlier I think the rest of the effects are so well done
that it does kind of to me anyway it kind of stuck out like a sore thumb right and I don't think
I don't think you really notice it when
they're kind of like, you know, crashing around the temple
bit and it's kind of like the indoor
part of the segment. But when you
get back to kind of like them climbing up
the cliff, I think it's really
pretty noticeable. There's
something off with the lighting or something.
I don't know. I'd be interested in whether it was a reshoot
or something. It just doesn't
look
as, it just
doesn't look as polished. And I think
coming so soon
after that Mosasaurus
Spinosaur sequence we spoke about
which I'm going to be fairly
convinced probably involved quite a bit of green screen
of its own. It's weird.
It's weird. I don't really know what I'm there.
It looks pretty ropey to me.
Yeah, especially strange since this scene was a focus
of quite a bit of the trailers and the marketing.
There was a lot of focus on this cliffside action sequence
and you'd think they would have polished it up a bit.
Yeah.
Meanwhile, this family are still heading through the jungle, they're also heading through the island,
hoping to find a village or a complex where they can call for help or whatever.
Xavier is almost attacked by a velociraptor, but that is preyed upon by a muterun,
which is a raptor-hibrid that will come up later in the film.
the little girl befriends
a smaller dinosaur, an aquilops
I've forgotten about this
Yeah, it is entirely forgettable and it doesn't matter
I forgot about this completely
It feels quite Spielbergy
But not in a way I enjoy
It's not a huge part of the film
But there is a raft sequence
They find a raft
But the problem is that it's next to a sleeping Tyrannosaurus rex
and this whole scene from the sleeping Tyrannosaur to the chase down the river
is taken from the first Jurassic Park novel written by Michael Crichton
and I think it's something that Cope had in his mind
of like it's a shame we didn't include that in Jurassic Park
so he's reproduced it wholesale here
and for me it works like this is
the first T-Rex scene I think I've liked since
Jurassic Park 3
because the T-Rex
feels like a T-Rex
it feels like a threat
it feels like an animal
rather than
our old friend Rex is a T-Rex
which Jurassic World always did
yeah it feels that
it's an interesting one
I think that this is another thing
which with the real
quote unquote dinosaurs
I'll come back to the other ones in a minute
it gets right right
they do feel like animals and I think
the thing that the thing that struck me about
this particular
the thing that struck me
about this particular sequences
it really
does feel like an animal
kind of investigating something
and it gets confused by
things like yeah exactly
it doesn't really
it's like it's
it doesn't feel like it's
it feels dangerous but it
doesn't feel malicious
right
that's that's that's that's
thing for me, right? Whereas I think some of the Jurassic
World's things in trying
to like bolt on these sort of like
human almost
motivations and emotions onto things,
it really does take you out of it a bit.
This didn't, right? I didn't feel
like the T-Rex was
malicious, but I didn't feel like it was a
dangerous fucking wild animal,
right? Which also happens to be
the size of like two double-decker buses
or whatever, right? And
this entire sequence
really is
to me
another expression of what was so good about getting
at Gareth Edwards for this film
in particular the bit that always sticks out to me
is there's a shot as they're kind of
I think it's as they're kind of like floating away in the raft
and it's the shot of the T-Rex
and it's kind of in a valley
right where they are so it's kind of like you know
land on either side and then behind it
there's just sky and there's something about
that choice of shot that really gets
across how terrifying this thing
would actually be right because
it's enormous
and that really gets
across the scale of it
in a way that I do not think
any other film
since
the original three
arguably maybe in the first one
I don't think
certainly none of the Jurassic World films
have got that across
to anywhere near the same extent
no
no and I really appreciate that
you know
it doesn't feel like it is
assigning moral value to these
animals in a way that Jurassic
World really did
often felt like it was
making value judgments about
animals like you know
this the Indiraptor whatever
is bred to be evil and it's
clearly evil because it's
coloured evil as Velociraptor is our
friends whereas blue is good
yeah and you can't
make those moral judgments on animals
you know it reminds me of that future
Armagagag where they they combine
the DNA of all the world's most evil animals.
And they've got a picture of a shark and whatever.
The twist for that gag is that it turns out to be human when you combine all the DNA of the evil animal.
So both groups eventually reach the Ingen complex.
There is a little village, like in Lost World, where Ingen workers lived.
and still has power and still has a little supermarket, the power comes on as night falls.
At this point, one of the family says, you know, he tried to push me overboard about Rupert Friend,
and Rupert Friend holds them at gunpoint and steals the samples from Scarlett Johansson
and flees to the helipad on his own to be rescued.
A pack of these mutadons, which are these raptor terrors or hybrids, descends on the others, and they have to escape through underground tunnels.
There is a scene here where they're going to a supermarket and they're being tracked through the supermarket by these mutadons.
And for me, this is one of the scenes that mirrors a scene from the first film.
This is so clearly mirrored the kitchen scene from Jurassic Park, even down to specific shots.
where they're being pursued by this dinosaur in the first film of a Losteraptor in this
Mutedon among these shelves and in this space where food gets prepared.
It's almost shot for shot, except that they escape through the ceiling,
they escape through the ceiling in the original, and they escape through the floor in this.
So it's kind of an interesting inversion of that, and there's another scene towards the end as well
that I'll get to. That is kind of an interesting subversion, uh, inversion rather, of, of, of, of, of, of, of,
of these scenes.
The one thing I will,
I'm going to linger on it now,
I'm not a fan of the mutadons.
Like I, I,
oh, yeah, like, all of the mutated dinosaurs.
Yeah, I think we need to come back and talk about it.
I think maybe as we get towards the, you know,
the, the end of the film here,
we'll come back and talk about them,
because these in particular,
I just find them a bit ridiculous.
This scene, again, I think, is well enough done,
but it's these little accents where the film
kind of lets itself down from time to time.
Yeah, as the film barrels towards the D-U-X, I'm sure we'll go into it.
But I want to go back at this point to talk about the relationship between Scarlett Johansson and Jonathan Bailey.
They have been talking in kind of these character moments about what to do with the blood samples.
I mentioned this a little bit earlier, but they've been talking about what to do with the blood samples
and should we give them to this pharmaceutical company who are going to turn it into a drug that is a private command?
commodity and sell it and you know help people make profit off people with heart disease
and Jonathan Bailey is saying no this should belong to the world and he actually says we could
open source this we could put it into the public domain for open source we could open source
license whatever can be made from this and and that worked great for me like you know
Trevor wrote in his in interviews around Jurassic World and Fallen Kingdom
and Dominion
talked about this idea
of introducing open source
and it was so clear
that you'd no idea
what open sourcing
actually means
or what it involved
because there was no hint
of that in any of the films
no
this is explicitly
about open source
and about open access
and about sharing
scientific knowledge
with everyone
and Jonathan Bailey says
you know we can share
this with everyone
this belongs to everyone
this belongs to the commons
and that
worked for me like that is that that kind of discussion of open science and open access is I think
what Crichton would be talking about had he lived to this point where we we have more discussion
about open science and open access and the intersections with open source which I bang on about
because this is my day job because this is what I work with day to day I'm an open source software
developer who works on open access publishing but a lot of this came across in the film
and worked well and and is so clearly a theme that is returned to again and again and has impacts
on what the characters do like there is a moral framework that the characters are working to
with regards to scientific knowledge and openness and open sourcing this technology and keeping
it from greedy proprietary pharmaceutical companies yeah and i i i i i i i i i i
I find myself caught in two minds about this, right?
Because I think it's an interesting angle for the film to take, right?
And, yeah, you know, spoiler alert,
Scarlett Johansson does realize there's more to life than money
and agrees to open source.
Yeah, blah, blah, blah.
Like, that is her about.
I think it would, yeah, exactly, right?
Because, you know, she's very financially motivated at the start film.
And there's, you know, there's reasons for that,
in particular as a conversation she has with Maharshal Ali,
where they reflect on kind of, like, colleagues they've lost.
in their line of work.
I don't think it's revisited particularly meaningfully,
but, you know, it's there.
I appreciated it.
I don't think it did much with it necessarily,
but it's there.
And that's kind of how I feel about this.
I think it's an interesting angle for the film to take.
I'm not sure it's woven in as well as it could be.
It does feel a little bit...
That's the thing.
It feels a little bit bolted on to me,
but it's a bolt on that I appreciate,
and it's a bolt on that I think is interesting, right?
Which is a lot more than can be said for some of the bolt-ons in previous editions of this franchise, where they don't only feel bolted on, but they are stupid and not particularly interesting.
I think this is an interesting one, and it feels like an interesting graduation from the ideas that were kicking around in Jurassic Park, right?
In terms of the consequences of reintroducing these things, is that information proprietary? Should it be proprietary?
Is it only proprietary under certain circumstance?
It introduces interesting ideas.
I don't know if they're woven into the script particularly well,
but it does provide an interesting angle to this film
that has been lacking in some of its immediate predecessors.
Yeah, sure. I think I largely think the same.
Obviously, it's not woven in as nicely as.
The genetic stuff was woven into Jurassic Park.
but I will take
and I think at this point from this franchise
these actual discussions
these actual adult discussions
about ecology and the Anthropocene
and you know
commercialisation of scientific knowledge
I'll take that
What have we weaponised the raptors
I'll absolutely take that
the film treating me like an adult
who can handle talking about ecology
and the Anthropocene
over the Jurassic World stuff
All that is to get this out of the way before the big finale, which is kind of big action sequences.
So the helicopter, there was going to be a helicopter that would come down to the island and hover for two minutes or whatever,
and if they saw anyone, they'd pick them up.
So they get to the helipad just in time for that.
But then, oh no, the helicopter is destroyed by the D-Rex, the distortus wrecks, which is this big mutant hybrid that we saw from the start of, from the flashbacks.
back at the start. And it looks a bit like a
Tyrannosaurus crossed with a xenomorph. It's got the big bulbous head
of a xenomorph and it's a bit T-Rexy. And it's got
like six limbs or something.
So I'm going to put my cards on the table about this thing
straight away, right? So basically, I would say what it looks like is it looks like
I think the description I've seen, which I think is fairly accurate, is it's like
a T-Rex, but it has two additional legs.
which you can stand on to make it
walking on four legs if it wants
to but it still has the little T-Rex arms
and it has kind of like
the top of the head of like a beluga whale
yeah right
I'll put my cards on the table here
I think it looks fucking ridiculous
it looks stupid I'm sorry
it just does it looks like somebody has taken
a whale toy of a child
cut the head off
and melted it and a pair of arms onto a T-Rex toy.
It looks ridiculous.
It's meant to be the sort of like terrifying thing, right?
Look what they were doing.
And I just think it looks, it just looks so stupid.
You spend more time trying to figure out what the hell this thing is
than actually being scared of it.
Yeah.
You only see it in shadow.
most of the time, before you get a good look at it, you know, it's Jaws style, you don't really see it until the very end.
But, yeah, it looks less scary than a regular T-Rex.
Like, I don't care for it either.
And don't be wrong, right?
To return to a point I made about restraint earlier, I think the way in which it kind of, like, Edwards gradually reveals this thing, right?
because you do get it in just little glimpses here and there,
and then you get a bigger, clearer look at it later on.
Again, I think it's showing more restraint
than the other Jurassic World films have,
and that is to its credit.
So whilst I think this thing looks stupid, frankly,
I think you see so little of it in the buildup
that it doesn't come at the cost of, you know,
being able to build up to the showdown,
the finale of the film effectively, right?
I think if you, because I think if it, if it did what, you know, some of the Jurassic World
films have done, then you'd be just overwhelmed with, good God, this thing is stupid,
and then it would take you out of it completely.
I think the restraint shown in revealing it works in its favour.
I think it needs it because I do think this thing looks daft.
I do think it's silly.
Yeah, and I'm not interested in the D-Rex.
I'm not scared of the D-R-X.
By this point, the film had one.
me over and given enough goodwill that I didn't mind it, I was interested in where the
characters were going, so I could ignore, I could treat the D-O-X as just kind of a big threat
that I don't have to engage with, but I'm not at all interested in mutant dinosaur hybrids,
like, at all.
Like, no, this concept in this franchise needs to die, frankly.
So, yeah, I mean, this was done in Jurassic World, like, this was done before.
This was done in World and Fallen Kingdom.
we've seen this, you know, done before.
I mean, frankly, it was hinted at in Jurassic Park.
Yeah.
You know, I mean, like, the entire plot point there is that kind of like they've got this stupid hybrid of like, you know, a dinosaur and frog DNA.
And that's why the whole thing gets away from them, right?
We've done the, you know, you don't understand what you're doing, look at what you've created thing, just in a more subtle way in Jurassic Park.
And in a more explicit and also stupid way in Jurassic World.
this has been done a lot
Yeah
It's been done and I'm not interested
I want to see actual dinosaurs
Which this film does give you a lot of
In fairness
But then it ends with
With these mutadons
And this Derex
And I just don't care
I want to return to the mutadons
I actually think the mutadons
I know you to be bored and anything else
And like it honestly
It really does feel like
A sort of like Hollywood boardroom pitch
Of like
Oh okay well we're done to Velocerat
velociraptors lots, we've got to make them
scarier, how are we going to make them scarier?
They could fly, maybe?
You know, like...
So, yeah, I mean, the concept
annoys me, but I wasn't annoyed in the film
because I didn't know
in the film, or didn't notice
if they said it, that these were mutants.
I thought this was just a dinosaur
I was unfamiliar with.
No, they...
So the way, when they're going through
the lab earlier, there's a tank with one in there.
Right, didn't catch that.
So I just thought it was another dinosaur, so I wasn't bothered like it.
There's like a failed, there's like a failed,
failed, grotesque one in a tank.
Sure.
And I think you see it in the opening.
But to me, I think the problem I heard with them is it's, it doesn't feel like an organic threat, right?
If you think about like the, like, the, the most iconic moments with the velociraptors in this series before, right?
There's two that jumped to mind to me, right?
the first one is Muldoon tracking the raptors in Jurassic Park, right?
The clever girl moment, right?
Where he's been hunted, right?
He's been hunted by wild animals.
But he knows they're there, and they've just kind of outsmarted him with their skill in doing so.
The next one, which I think probably a lot of people probably think of, is the long grass scene in the lost world.
Now, here, to me, they feel like the fucking flying monkeys from the wizarding.
of Oz, right? They just
appear out of nowhere. There is
no, like, you know, it's
that they are just, this thing
that quite literally get dropped
in to be a threat out of
nowhere, right? Because they just
parachute in, literally.
I, I, they really,
really annoyed me.
I find it so irritating.
And it's also, it's just so
transparent because at the
scene where you first see one in the wild,
I think, right, is when
Xavier, the annoying boyfriend, goes
to pee, right? And you see
a raptor approaching him, but then
this thing gets killed and eaten by a
mutadon, which then fucking flies off
with it, right? It's just
it's the same thing that happens in
kind of like, comic movies where to get across the threat of the new
thing, right? You get the new thing to kill the old thing.
It's the Spinosauri-S-T-U-X scene from Jurassic Park.
Exactly, right? And,
It's just, honestly, more so in the D-Rex, right, because the D-Rex, yes, it's stupid, I think it looks silly, but, you know, they show some restraint with it.
This thing, they show no restraint with it, and I feel like it's kind of at odds with some of the strengths of the film elsewhere.
These things really annoyed me, I'm not going to lie, and they annoyed me in the moment as well.
They are exactly where they need to be, when they're needed, and they can do exactly what they need to do.
These things fly, but they can also crawl around, you know, grapes under.
ground as well as needed.
Yeah.
Didn't annoy me, but I can see
how, if they did, that
would ruin the whole finale for you.
Didn't bother me, because, like I say, I didn't know
there were mutants.
I did say I was written my cards on the table.
I don't think I really quite anticipated throwing the entire
deck on the table, but, you know, still.
So the D-Rex bounds around being
boring.
On the D-X, it kind of looks like there is a
a YouTube series called Monster Factory
where the Macquarie brothers
two of the Macquarie brothers use video game character
creation screens
and they push it to make these
grotesque creations
it's like one of those you know it just has
too many legs and big bull this head
yeah it does look like you've pushed one of the sliders
too far as they push the sliders as far as they can go
it looks like that
and it bounds around and it tries to get them
the exhibition people. I think it eats a Rupert friend because he has to have some
comeuppance for being a bad capitalist. But they reach a point where they're pinned down by it and
Mahershala Ali heroically lights a flare and runs off into the swamp to lead the directs away from
the family and the expedition team. Doing the in Malcolm but kind of heroically as a
last sacrifice. So they find a boat and they all escape.
as they're heading out
they actually see a flare
and it is Duncan
Mahershal At Ali
who has managed to escape
the DREX and survive
I didn't need that
I would have taken
Marshall Alley
actually sacrificing himself
I think that would have worked
better and been a bit more impactful
but whatever
they're zooming away from the island
they agree that they're going to
distribute the medication without a pattern
they are going to open source it,
it's going to belong to the world
to help heart disease
and there is a shot that is
another one of these interesting inversions
of Jurassic Park
where they see
I think it's dolphins or porpoises
flapping splashing along
beside the boat
and it's like the final scene
where they're flying away from the island
and they see the pelicans
alongside the helicopter
in Jurassic Park
except that these are sea creatures
rather than birds
so it's interesting to reflect on you know how evolution has brought earth to this point and how these creatures have evolved from dinosaurs and blah blah blah just another interesting inversion of Jurassic Park that co-puts in the script and that is the end of the film I liked it I liked it a lot I think it's I think it works well it is paste well I think the structure works it's just it's nice to see a comment
competent blockbuster, and I thought this was competently written and put together, and for the most part worked.
We've talked about the niggles I had with it and some of the plots, but it worked, it treated me like an adult, it didn't patronise me too much.
It was more, the first thing I wrote in my notes was I found this to be more Alien Covenant than Alien Romulus.
Yeah, I think by in large, I'd agree with that, right?
I think
where I find myself in an odd place
with this film is
I really liked the bits I liked
and I really disliked the bits
I disliked. Yeah.
And on the average
I've kind of come out a little bit
in the middle because the thing is
the things that it does well
I think it does very well and I'm thinking
about things like the underlying idea
of kind of like I think the open
sourcing thing is
an interesting way
to build upon some of the stuff that happened in the original Jurassic Park films, right?
But then I think the things like the Derex and the Mutedon are extremely uninteresting, stupid ways
to build upon some of the things that happened in the Jurassic World films.
I think it does some of the callbacks to Jurassic Park well.
You know, in particular, I'm thinking about the scene with the Titanosaurs that we've already spoken.
talking about but then it also does sort of callbacks to Jurassic world with the
hybrid in ways that are just a bit tiresome and it treads ground which I think has
been done before in things like you know people are uninterested in dinosaurs now
and like you know well they're not because this is the seventh one of these films
like like you know the metacometries becoming a little bit ridiculous at this point
so that's the thing for me I think
it's a bit of a highs and lows thing
it does some really stupid things
and it does some really good things as well
I think when I posted my review
I've got here
I've said you know my route and view of film
I liked ish I think
but was annoyed by maybe
because it wasn't good
apart from the bits that were
and that like that is the really
inarticulate way of putting it
so yeah it does a lot
right I think this is a
weird thing I'm going to say but I'm just
interested to see what you make of this
if this had been
Jurassic World
right
forget the Jurassic World trilogy
exists right
if this had been Jurassic World
I think that would have been
interesting and I also
don't think they would have had the same
extent of the hybrid dinosaur
gubbins right
they could have introduced that and it
would have been fresh and more restrained,
and I think that would have been an interesting way to build on the original Jurassic Park trilogy.
I think this film suffers from being the seventh film rather than the fourth.
It suffers from having the title Jurassic World.
Like I said at the start, it feels more Jurassic Parky than Jurassic Worldy.
In some ways, these two trilogies feel very different in terms of tone.
And I feel like David Cope, led by Spielberg, has deliberately tried to go back to a Jurassic Park tone.
But now this franchise is called Jurassic World.
So he has had to build on, yeah, like you say, that other trilogy,
which he didn't have any part in, but has had to incorporate into his world in a way that feels clumsy.
And yes, like you say, this would feel better, this would feel more natural as a just.
Atlantic Park 4.
Yeah, and it's like, it feels
a little, and I keep returning to
kind of like, you know, so one of the things that we try to do
here, right, in as part of these is
contextualize these blockbuster franchises and the way they
develop. Where it actually
feels reasonably similar
to me, right, is actually
something that nearly happened
with the alien franchise and
basically did happen
with Superman, right?
not to get too time. I was just about to mention Superman in terms of context.
Right. And the thing that if, you know, the thing, I don't know, I don't know if this is where I'm going with this, you maybe think I'm a nutter here, right?
But the thing that actually reminds me of, in terms of kind of like where this feels like it's a better continuation of Jurassic Park than it is of Jurassic World and it suffers as a result of it, right?
because other films exist
it feels like
and this is not a comment on the quality of the film
right because I don't want to spin into that discussion
but it feels a little bit like Superman
Returns right
in terms of it's a film
that should
have basically followed on
so the conceit of Superman Returns
as I remember it is
it's basically a continuation of
the I'll say the Richard Donner films
right I'm not going to get into the Richard Lester
Donner the Superman 2 cut thing
Yeah, but it feels like a continuation of Superman, Superman 1978 and Superman 2, and it basically then ignores three and four, right?
This film would be better if it continued on directly from Jurassic Park 3, or even the Lost World, frankly, right, and ignore Jurassic World.
That's the sort of film it feels like to me, but because it's not doing that and it maybe can't do that, I think that muddles it, and it muddles it in a way which,
is really to the film, to me anyway, to the film's detriment, right?
And that's where it reminds me a little bit of that.
And a similar thing kind of nearly happened with the alien franchise, right?
When you remember, I think we spoke about it, when Neil Blomkamp was going to direct a film,
which continued on from the end of aliens and ignored Alien Three onwards, right?
And it's interesting, again, these echoes are kind of like, this is almost like the halfway house, right?
They've kind of done this, but they've not.
And I think it shows that that sort of approach doesn't work unless you take a clean break.
For me, anyway, like, you know, other opinions are available.
But that's kind of what it reminds me of a little bit.
Yeah, I think I disagree.
I think I can see your point.
I think this would work better if it were a continuation of Jurassic Part 3.
But I think this is part of a trend of, in the current context of Block 3,
blockbusters of going back to basics, where current blockbusters are going back to what worked, you know.
And this is where the Superman 25.
Exactly.
So I was going to bring this in with Superman 2025, which is a, you know, stripped out back to basics comic book film about Superman.
You know, it's not tied into larger franchises.
It will be because it's the start of James Guns, DC studios, whatever.
But at the moment, it just, it feels like a back-to-basics Superman film.
And it's all the better for that.
I think Fantastic Four has tried to do that as well to some extent
by being linked to the MCU, but in a different universe.
But standalone-ish.
But standalone-ish.
Yeah.
I've heard it described as, you know, a new onboarding point from MCU fans.
But I think Jurassic World Rebirth is tying into that by trying to,
to go back to basics, trying to go to what worked,
which is the original Jurassic Park films.
And I think it's, I think it's more successful than you seem to think.
I think it does that well.
Would it be better if it, if Jurassic World,
if it didn't try to Jurassic World, yes,
but I don't think it doesn't work, you know?
I think it does work at what it's trying to do,
which is take it back to that old town.
I think it works just, right?
I think the main thing for me is, right,
that, you know, this film is called Jurassic World Rebirth, right?
I just don't see where it goes from here, you know?
Like, and that's why I feel like if it was building on something,
a slightly different set of predecessors,
maybe there's something here.
But it's just the case of, to me, right?
And I acknowledge I'm maybe being a little bit harsh here.
the fact that one of its best sequences
comes from the original novel
is kind of emblematic to me
of the complete lack of ideas this franchise has had
for at least the last 20 years
if not arguably since the original film
because when I talk about
kind of like parts of this film
working because they show restraint
relative to the other films
that goes back to the lost
world, right? Even if I had fun with the conclusion of the lost world, which I said on the
episode we did for it, right? It's not restrained in any way, shape or form, right? And it's
I do not see where it goes from here, right? And I feel like the fact that they're drawing on
scenes from the novel 30 years later really just kind of shows me that like, I don't think
they have a lot of ideas for where this goes. And I see that in this film. I see things. I see things
that they could have done better or well and have done better or well.
But I also see bits of it running on fumes, the D-Rex, the mutadons, the, you know, like the family
didn't really work for me, it feels a bit sub-Speelbergian, it feels like a sort of a slightly
different echo of Jurassic Park 3, you know, again, we're going to like a research facility
on an island just as we did in Jurassic Park
3, just as we were,
they also did an extent in Fallen Kingdom,
like, we're kind of recycling
things now, and it feels like a bit of a roll
of the dice as to whether
it works. I think it largely did
here, but also
you know, we're running
out of things to say or do here.
100%. I mean, this comes
down to the central irony
of this whole podcast series
that we have done, is that
you know, we review blockbuster film franchises when neither of us, I don't think, particularly
like blockbuster film franchise making. I certainly would have preferred a world where
Alien, Jurassic Park, Mission Impossible were all standalone movies that they never made
a sequel to. And I, you know, centrally, I think the franchise is a capitalist endeavor
produced by Hollywood Studios to try and make more money
to try and make profit
by wringing out old ideas
and recycling
what's already been
by not doing anything new or original.
Yeah.
That's all, folks.
Yeah, pretty much.
Any producer
who greenlights a sequel should be hanged
in my ideal world.
But that's not going to happen.
In terms of franchise filmmaking, I don't like franchises and I don't like recycling of old ideas.
Just come up with something new.
But in that context, I thought this worked as a blockbuster film.
I was entertained.
I had a good time.
I feel like I said this about Jurassic World as well.
But I'm going to say that this worked better for me because it has more discussion of kind of actual ecology
and the Anthropocene and open source and stuff,
that feels more Crichtony.
That feels more in line with the original.
That makes it feel more of a sequel.
And the funny thing is, for all of the kicking
that I've given bits of this film, right?
And I think this says more about the state of this franchise
than anything else, right?
When I go back to the rankings we did,
in the last episode where we were focused,
dynopod focused, right?
I think this is definitely going to slip in at least fourth, right?
Because I think I've got Jurassic Park, the Lost World, then Jurassic World, right?
I feel like this probably comes in just buying Jurassic World for me.
I'm even debating in my head whether, because it has slightly more interesting core questions underneath it,
it should sit above Jurassic World.
I don't think it ultimately will.
I'll need to see what I think about that.
Ultimately, it is one of the better Jurassic Park sequels.
I think that says more about the state of the Jurassic Park sequels than it does about this film, though.
So, I saw a review from Tansy Garden, who does the Great Going Rogue podcast, and who has obviously followed all of Gareth Edwards' work, because that was originally a Rogue One podcast.
She wrote that, you know, a lot of people giving this negative reviews are clearly showing that they haven't seen Dominion, because Dominion is trash.
Dominion is garbage and this is a perfectly serviceable blockbuster.
This is competent in a way that Dominion was not.
And I think I agree.
If you give this a negative review, go and watch Dominion by contrast because this is leagues better than that.
In terms of ranking, I've opened my ranking and I'm surprised to discover that I have Jurassic World 2nd after Jurassic Park.
I'm not quite sure why I did that.
I'd have to go back and listen.
But similar to you, I was thinking in my head,
is this above or below Jurassic World?
And I think I have to put it below,
because the lost world is surely ahead of this.
Also, I've got Jurassic World at second,
so this puts Will you rebirth in at 4.
Maybe I have to move all these around.
But, yeah, if I'm just slotting it in,
I've got Jurassic Park, Jurassic World, the Lost World,
Jurassic World, Burrith, and then the rest.
I think for me,
it's, I think ultimately Jurassic World will probably sit above it
because I just, I found,
Jurassic World is extremely entertaining.
I don't think it has as interesting questions
sitting underneath it,
but I don't think it's sillier elements annoyed me quite as much, right?
You know, for better Russ, the D-Rex is stupid.
than the Indominus Rex, right?
In my view, anyway, it just is.
The mutadons are stupider than Chris Pratt training a pack of velociraptors, right?
Now, if you ask me on a different day, right, I may well flip that around and it could
easily sit above it, right?
I think they're kind of in that, but to me, it's definitely a much more common better
plot out film than Jurassic Park 3, and it's light years ahead of the other two Jurassic
World sequels.
Yeah. It is a more interesting film. Those, I mean, those films, and I think Dominion in particular, not only do they have the same silly elements that annoyed me, but they built the entire film around them, you know? That's the thing. I mean, the stupid elements of this are extremely annoying, right? And I don't like them at all. They've not built the film around it.
Exactly. They're a competent skeleton here, a competent structure that keeps you safe even while they're.
There's mutant stuff and D-Rexes and nonsense.
Yeah.
So, yeah, I find myself in a weird position with this film.
And I think certainly if you read, if anybody reads my written review, I do not come out.
I do not sound positive on it.
I don't think I am positive on it.
But it's, there is stuff to like in this film.
There are interesting things in it.
There's nothing interesting in Dominion.
Yes.
There's very little, there's very little interesting apart from a few shot choices.
In Fallen Kingdom, you know, I think I would describe myself as positive on it.
I think I said, I liked it.
I think it is a good film.
But again, I think that speaks to kind of the nature of franchise filmmaking.
Like, the fact that this is competent, that is well plotted, that it is paced correctly, that is paced well, sets it far higher than like Dominion, obviously, but also other stuff at the
box office this
year. It sets it a more
fantastic four for example
because it is competently plotted
and paced
in a way that blockbuster films just so often
aren't these days.
Yeah, and Mission Impossible
Final Reckoning, which we discussed more
fully later this year.
Yeah, and certainly in terms of, like
returning to your point about kind of like the
trend in blockbusters of it kind of like
returning to basics, right?
To me, I think probably
of the films that are doing that recently
I think Superman
probably did it the best for me
of kind of like the blockbusters
that they say but like
to be honest with you
does this
I think this takes more risks and falls
on its face more often
than the Fantastic Four does
for instance
I would rewatch this ahead of that
you know
like I you know
like it is a
it's a more interesting film
it has better action sequences
than that film and I think it is
a more
interestingly crafted film
right? It's like I say, it has its stupid
moments, it has its D-Rexes and it's
mutad-ons and I think, you know,
stupid bits from like, oh, for God's sake.
I don't think Fantastic Four has a lot
of those, but
like, you know, I don't
know. If I come out of this and I'm
more scared of
the T-Rex
that I've seen in six
previous goddamn films than
and I am of Galactus in the Fantastic Four films.
Something's gone wrong with the Fantastic Four film, right?
You know, that's the thing, right?
So, is it a perfect film?
No, very far from it.
I do think it's, I do think it's better than I think we had any right to expect
based on recent form here.
And I think it's not great,
but I do think it's paying for the sins of its two immediate predecessors in particular.
in terms of some of the critical
reception it's hard. I don't really
understand why it's getting
quite the kicking that I've seen
some people give it.
Yeah, exactly.
You know, I've seen much worse
pass without much
comment, really.
So yeah, no, it's an interesting
one. There is that part
of me where I just can't shake that feeling.
If this had been Jurassic World, right?
So we're returned to three.
It thrived in kind of like whatever
lost in gen facilities or where
and it had largely besides that
the same plot, right?
Honestly, I think
it would be a much more interesting film.
I think you're right. I hadn't thought of that
but that is an interesting
alternate world, alternate history.
Where that could have
worked a lot better. So I think
that's Jurassic World
Rebirth. I liked it
more than you and put more positive on it than
you, but I don't necessarily
disagree with anything you've said
I think it is
a funny one
yeah I can say a few sentences
and I'll sound like in some sentences
I hate it in other films I like
and in other sentences that I like it
that's really how split my personality is
on this film frankly
yeah
yeah I liked it
I never want to see any of the characters again
like I don't care about
it's not like I'm negative
towards them I just I'm ambivalent
Like, it's not like I'm crying out for...
I know, so I actually love it when you come out with these, like, casually devastating
lines sometimes. I don't want to see any of the characters ever again.
I think this might be neurodivergence, because I don't mean to be negative, I'm just stating a fact.
No, it's just that I don't see. It's like, it's casually devastating.
Yeah, yeah. Yeah, I don't, I don't need to see the continuing adventures of Scarlett Johansson's character, or,
Jonathan Bailey's character.
So I don't know where they'd go from here.
Maybe don't go anywhere.
Maybe this is it.
Maybe all franchises should die.
That's the theme of Take One Presents.
That's our contextualization.
Get one of them.
But that is where the Jurassic World franchise is up to.
So, yeah, thank you for joining us for this extra episode of the DinoPod.
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Thank you.
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