TAKE ONE Presents... - The Impossipod 2: MISSION: IMPOSSIBLE 2 (2000)
Episode Date: May 28, 2025Simon and Jim discuss John Woo's hi-octane early-2000s take on the Mission: Impossible franchise, MISSION: IMPOSSIBLE 2. They discuss the many issues with this film's script, the John Wooiness of it a...ll, the strong current of misogyny running through the entire film and how Thandiwe Newton is literally the only woman that speaks in it, how we're starting to see the early seeds of Tom Cruise's controversial on-set and off-set behaviour including his insistence on performing his own stunts, and the very strange top ten grossing films at the worldwide box office in the year 2000.Content warnings: airplane travel and disaster; misogyny and sexual coercion; statutory rape; violent death including murder and suicide; chemical and biological weapons; viruses and pandemic; cult leadership.Our theme song is Star - X - Impossible Mission (Mission Impossible Theme PsyTrance Remix) by EDM Non-Stop (https://soundcloud.com/edm-non-stop/star-x-impossible-mission) licensed under a CC BY-NC-SA 3.0 license.Full references for this episode available in Zotero at https://www.zotero.org/groups/5642177/take_one/collections/PJLRKSI9
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Your mission should you choose to accept it is to obtain photographic proof, theft, shadow glitzen to his buyer, and apprehend with both.
As always, should you or any member of your ion force be caught or kill Secretary of Missabal?
Hello and welcome to Ticron Presents the Impossopod.
Your mission, if you choose to accept it, is to listen to us what all the Mission Impossible
franchise films in order, contextualizing them and critiquing them.
I'm Simon Burry, and joining my IMF team is, as always, Jim Ross.
Hi, Jim.
Hello.
How are you?
Good, good.
I think it goes really a bit better after watching the first one of these films in the second, but we'll get into that.
Yeah, because today we are discussing Mission Impossible 2 from the year 2000, the first sequel to Mission Impossible,
the first thing that sets this up as a franchise, and really gets this franchise going in, well, a completely new direction,
almost a
180 from where they started
in a way that will be
that the franchise will course
correct over the course
of the franchise.
Very short-lived new direction
as it turns out.
Yes.
I usually start by asking
when did you first see this.
I don't remember when I first saw this.
So do you?
I can't remember
for certain. It has the
it's smack bang in that period where I think it was probably on VHS or DVD from Blockbuster
around about when it came out what I do know is I would have been too young to get
well you know technically I mean I'm sure you probably I probably could have got in but I was
definitely too young for the certificate at HUD in the UK for the cinema release so I'd be
very surprised if I saw it in the cinema so I suspect that's probably how I saw it as a
Blockbuster rental.
Yeah, I suspect I'm probably the same,
maybe catching out of TV at some point
when I was a teenager or whatever.
But certainly no strong memories
of going to the cinema
or seeing it in a particular way
or any strong memories of it at all
until I re-watched it a couple of years ago
and then re-watched it for this episode.
I have very strong memories of it.
I think, yeah, we'll get into it.
We'll get into why, because there's a lot of things that I remember very, very clearly about this film and the other things, which, before re-watching it, I really did not.
So, yeah.
We will.
We'll get into it.
But, yes, following Mission Impossible's success, Tom Cruise's production company, Cruz Wagner, wanted a new Mission Impossible to follow it, a new sequel.
so they set about production pretty soon after Mission Impossible One to get this going.
William Goldman, the writer of the Princess Bride novel, was apparently the first screenwriter on the film,
but didn't contribute a great deal to it.
It was then taken up by Ronald D. Moore and Brann & Braga, who both got their start on Star Trek,
of the next generation.
Ronald D. Moore in particular
were a lot of the Clingon episodes
spanning out
expanding the idea
of the Clingon Empire.
And then went on to do
like Battlestar Galactica,
Outlander,
and recently for All Mankind
and Apple TV Plus,
which is great,
recommended.
And then to sort of
finish it off and turn it into a script,
Robert Town,
the Academy Award-winning screenwriter,
Robert Town,
Probably who I've bought you out in, like, 75, 25 years before this film was made.
Yeah, not for Mission Impossible 2.
I don't think he was even nominated for Mission Impossible 2.
I wonder why.
But Robert Town was kind of a stalwart of New Hollywood,
and was a screenwriter around the New Hollywood era.
He did uncredited touch-ups on The Godfather back in the day,
and won the Academy Award, like you said, in 1974, for Chinatown.
Roman Polanski's Chinatown
Statutory Rapist Roman Polansky's Chinatown
And it's like
The First Mission Impossible I think
And like a lot of franchise films made today
This was built around the action sequences
They came up with the action sequences first
And then wrote the script around them
So they have
I think I read some where they had
The Free Climing bit at the start
the car chase with Ethan Hunt and Nya
the heist scene and then the motorcycle ballet at the end or whatever
as as the core scenes and built the idea
built the script around them
which is how these things are done these days
so yeah it's directed by John Wu
they eventually brought in John Wu as the director
who you may know from a lot of, what, Hong Kong action films?
Yeah, so I think the main things that he's probably known, I mean,
hard-boiled is always the one that I,
also the one I think of with John Woo,
but I think you've also got things like bullet in the head, killer,
and then he, this wasn't his first kind of like Hollywood effort.
There was a couple of, there's a few films before this,
which I actually quite liked at the time
that were kind of like DVD staple favourites
but he's the director of face off
well yeah let's talk about face off
yeah the much Ballyhooed
Nichols Cage John Travolta
Switcheroo film
in the first five minutes of face off
in the first five minutes
a helicopter lands on a plane
a moving plane
it's great it's a great film
so yeah I've got a lot of time for face off
and then I think less
less well regarded, but
I had a lot of fun with Broken Arrow, which was a
John Travolta, Christian Slater thing from
the year before.
You know, and you can see some of that
sort of like this, you know,
amp-top kind of, you know,
ridiculous sort of operatic sort of behavior there
in those. So I think those were the
Hollywood things, and there was also a hard target,
which I've not seen.
But I think if you say
John Wu, to me, I think most people
would probably think of hard-boiled, I think.
Sure. I haven't seen it. I think a face off. And there is a lot of, there is a lot of John Wu in Mission Impossible too. There's a lot of slow-mo. There's a lot of blatant use of doves as kind of obvious symbolism. And there's a lot of kind of balletic action. I mentioned the motorcycle ballet towards the end. That will get to. But yes, John Wu was brought on us, director.
And ultimately the film comes out in the year 2000.
I believe it had its premiere in May,
yeah, May 24th, 2000 in the United States.
So in the year 2000, the top box office films are number one,
Mission Impossible 2.
Topping out the box office, we're at the top, the peak now.
Gladiator is number two, Ridley Scott's Gladiator.
Castaway is number three.
Which is...
Wilson!
Interesting.
Exactly.
Kind of Robert Zemeckis drama
is not traditional blockbush.
I have no idea cast.
We made that much money,
to be perfectly honest.
No, I wouldn't have thought so either.
It's a solid, solid in a film,
but it's not, you know,
blockbuster cinema, like I say.
What Women Want at...
Oh, Jesus Christ.
Number four.
That is a...
that is the
source of an absolutely
terrible date for 13 year old
gym actually
I went to a cinema to see that with
a girl from school
and that film was dog shit man
I hated that
there's no sugar-coating it
I really
did not like that film
terrible
well we're talking about
ill-fated dates to Mel Gibson films
I took a date to see
the passion of the
Christ. Good Lord.
Which is...
Some light material for a verse to eight there.
Was a bad idea.
Oh, good Lord.
But yes, what women want is at number four,
and we'll get into the gender politics
around the early 2000.
I don't know if that made this much money after.
What's going on in the year 2000?
This is ridiculous.
What women want, the fourth highest-grossing movie of the year?
Jesus.
That's crazy.
Dinosaur is at number five
Which is, I guess, a kind of live action
Slash animated Disney film about a dinosaur
I have to be honest, this is what...
Dinosaur, I am aware of the existence of Dinosaur
is one of these films where, like, I
just have no, no memory of this film ever existing, basically, at all.
Yeah, no nothing about it.
Some films that just don't exist.
At all.
Yeah.
But number five.
Number six, how the Grinch stole Christmas
That's the Jim Carrey version
Meet the Parents at number seven
The Perfect Storm at number eight
X-Men at number nine
Now that surprises me
I would have put that a lot higher
If you'd ask me what was high in the box office
In 2000
But X men at number nine
And then what lies beneath at number 10
So two Robert Zemeckises in the top ten
But it's
It's a bit of a mixed bag, you know, it's a lot of traditional blockbusters and a lot of, and some unconventional, I think, top-grossing films.
What Lies Belief? What Women Want? Cast Away. Maybe even meet the parents. I don't know if a comedy would get that high these days.
I don't think so. I mean, certainly the sequels to meet the burdens of not.
yeah it's an interesting
top box office that because if you go
kind of like just one year before
I think it looks a lot more
sort of like what we'd expect now
you've got Star Wars episode one at the top
you've got Toy Story 2 kicking around there
and if you even go one year after this
you kind of start to get properly into
franchise film making
the top film the year after is Harry Potter
and it says
the sorcerer's stone on the world by box office of course it's probably
the philosopher's stone to anybody listen from Britain
and then the year after that it's like you know it's another
Harry Potter film it's the Lord of Rings suit
you know so it's almost like
the year 2000 a little bit of an anomaly actually
and some of the stuff that's kind of made it that high up
in particular I'm thinking of a castaway there
and what women want and you know
that sort of thing yeah it feels
like a transitional period so I
did a lot of thinking about the 2000s
you know going into this to kind of
contextualize the film and I
I think it was a transitional period.
I'll get into politics later on, but in terms of politics,
America is shifting from the Clinton administration
to the election of George W. Bush at the end of the year.
So I think there's some political stuff going on,
some kind of nascent political undercurrents that inform this film
and inform the box office generally, it would seem.
I think something that will probably come up as we go into the film
it's probably notable that
there's not a lot of them
because this is a very long-running series
after this point but it's also the last of the films
which is pre-9-11
right?
Yes.
And you get that feeling
kind of like some of the plot points which we'll talk about
who exactly the enemies are
even down to actually air travel
in this again because the whole thing opens with a
segment on a plane
It still has that very...
It's an interesting one.
It really is properly a time capsule, right?
Because I would argue that the first mission impossible,
when we discussed this at the time,
it kind of reflects, you know,
Cold War, immediately post-Cold War kind of paranoia type stuff.
And it feels, in a way,
it actually feels like a film that is older
than its mid-90s release date.
This one is squarely in the time period that was released.
This feels like a year 2000.
film. You know, if you ask me for an archetypal year 2000 film, Mission Impossible 2 is the one
that I'm going to come to from tone, plot, even the music, frankly, and we'll come to the
music as well, and it's many different guises later on. But yeah, let's get cracking going
through the film, because one of my first notes is about the time capsule nature of
the music in particular. The film starts with a...
a pan over Sydney Opera House.
One of many shots of Sydney Opera House,
we will get in the film
to position the film in and around Sydney, Australia.
Even though no one ever enters the Sydney Opera House
and it's not important to the plot,
we'll get a lot of shots of it,
just so we know it's in Sydney.
This film's saying Sydney.
You know this is on Australia.
But we pan over the Sydney Opera House
and we go into a lab in biosite pharmaceuticals.
A scientist injects himself with something while a strange voiceover takes place
and then there's a brief shot of some children playing ominously in the most cliche way possible.
They're literally singing wringer-ringer roses and dancing in kind of grey scale slow motion
while the scientist reflects on the sins of biotechnology.
The scientist fella ends up on a plane next to a long-haired Tom Cruise.
they're disgusting the virus or whatever
the oxygen masks drop
on the plane but they're full of sleeping gas
and Cruz ends up killing the scientist
and stealing the satchel which contains
the virus
but then a rubber mask is ripped off
and it's not Cruz it's just some dude
the baddies escape the plane
and it crashes into a mountain
should we start a running mask
count at this point
yeah why why not
yeah because I feel like this is real
of all the mission possible
films this one really feels like masquerama it really is like you know yes it's something of an
inversion of the first film where it started with this this old interrogator ripping off the
mask and it's tom cruise in this one it's someone who looks like tom cruise ripping off the mask
to reveal someone else there's some shots here of ephan hunt free climbing the mountain
so this is a kind of first indication of the Tom Cruisey stunts that this film will late that this franchise will later be defined by
because Tom Cruise insisted on doing this free climbing bit himself there's another bit later on where he insisted that an actual knife was used
during the last fight scene where the knife comes paralitally close to his eye
yeah but we'll talk about that more when we get to it because that's actual
a teen-person behavior.
Yeah, we'll talk to that.
That way we'll come for it.
But there was no safety net
when he filmed this free climbing sequence.
He did a harness and a thin wire.
But this is the very
kind of embryonic stage of Tom Cruise
demanding, they'll do his own stunts
and getting more power
over that decision as the franchise goes on.
Now these films are known for.
Tom Cruise does his own stunts.
He does these deftifying things.
I personally think it's
horribly irresponsible of him to do this.
He is a producer on the film.
He knows more than anyone else how many people will be impacted.
How many people will lose their jobs if something goes wrong,
if he, you know, heaven forbid, dies, doing one of these stunts.
So I think he too responsible.
I don't enjoy it the way a lot of film critics seem to admire him for saving cinema.
I'm not a fan.
No, we will discuss this more when we get to, in particular,
I've got to get the one right here,
particularly where we get deeper into the seas
and we talk about dead reckoning, right?
Yeah, he'll talk about this a lot more.
Yeah, I think
there's a lot of kind of like
treating Cruz as a sort of
I would say national treasure
but he's not, you know, he's not British,
but kind of like this is like treasure of cinema.
But he's kind of an American national treasure,
you know, when the Olympics went to L.A.,
he took the, yeah, yeah, he took the torch.
Like, you know, it was symbolically him taking it to
Hollywood
more specifically
but America generally
and yeah
I think I'm with you
and I'm not as
falling over
cruises a lot
and I don't
I'm not trying to cancel
Tom Cruise or something
like you know
let's not get into that
but it's just he's not this
you know
benevolent savior of Siddaba
he's done a lot of questionable
things and I think sort of the
I find the attitude to him
curious shall we say
and I think we'll probably talk about that more in the next
episode right because there's a
six year gap between this
film and the next film for various different reasons
including the reception of this film I think
over time
but we'll get into that more
in the next one I don't think it's quite
relevant to the films just yet
but you're quite right and this is kind of
this is the first hint of it right
it's something to look out for so I'm just flagging it
here and I don't like that
he does his own sense
but he's doing it here
this also feels immediately
like a different Ethan Hunt
to the espionage Ethan Hunt
of the last film
we're introduced to
long-haired frill seeker Ethan
a helicopter shoots a rocket at him
and the rocket contains sunglasses
they have a video in them
where Anthony Hopkins tells him he needs to put a team together
and it must include Tandy Wayne Newton
title sequence
limp biscuit
rocking out to the
their rendition of the
Mission Impossible theme.
Early 2000's new metal,
early 2000s excess, high
octane. This
really feels like a time capsule.
This specific focus on new
metal and the kind of
high octane edginess of the whole
affair really dates
this in the 2000s.
Yeah, and it comes with
mixed feelings for me
because I would
love to sit here and
take a sort of like musical model
high ground and say
God, Limp Biscuit they're fucking awful
I'd never buy a Limp Biscuit album
I'll just leave it there
I'll just say
I cannot say that
but
for better or worse I actually think that
the theme music here is really good
I think it actually kind of works with that style of music
really quite well
yeah I do not think
works but I'm sure it worked better at the time no I'm doubling down Simon it works
well in 2025 as well I'm calling it but at the time you know young young Simon was
wearing his baggy jeans with his wallet chain and going to Affleck's Palace in
Manchester and listening to Limbiscuit LinkedIn Lincoln Park LinkedIn Park
and papa roach
you know
oh god yeah
paparroach
we've got a big paparote
yeah
these were the days
dipping his toes
into slip knot
but that was a bit too
bit too
bit too edger
yeah
but all this is
is all this is
suffused in the DNA
of this film
so
Ethan Hunt travels to
Seville
in Spain
and he meets
Tandyway Newton
at a flamenco dance
Tandyway Newton
plays a thief
a kind of professional fief
called Naya
she is also the only woman in the film
and I
for people who aren't watching along
for people who don't watch the films along with us
I am not exaggerating
and I say she is the only woman in the film
I went on IMDB and went down the cast list
and the only other women
are flamenco dancers
numbers one through seven
who do not speak
there is one speaking role for a woman
and it's Tandyway Newton
Is it possible get a negative score
on the Bechdale test? Is that possible?
And we'll get into how the film
treats that one woman later on
but it is shocking
Yeah I think it's probably unclear
Are there no other women in the film
because they didn't write any women in the film
or they were all treated as abysmally as the lead to women that nobody wanted to be in it.
Yeah.
So he meets Tandyway Newton at a flamenco dance.
And this scene plus his longer hair is the first indication of how they're trying to make Ethan Hunt sexy in this film.
This film is immediately a lot more gratuitously sexy.
I'm saying sexy because that's what they're going for.
I don't think this is sexy.
But they seem to have been, crews in particular seems to have been really taken by a variety review of Mission Impossible, which referred to it as sexless, and they've gone in the opposite direction and made him as sexy as possible.
So in this scene, she's trying to steal something from the villa, and within minutes, she and Ethan are in a compromising position in a bathtub.
You know, there's jokes about her being on top.
there's a very pawny synth track on the soundtrack and every shot of her is very male gazing her legs and her breasts unnecessarily
yeah and they're like you know so they're in the bathtub he's lying down she's kind of like straddling him basically
and it's just it's just so and listen i'm not you know i mean because i think we need to pause here to like say
I, I don't think either of us are of that school thought about, and obviously this is not a sex scene, right?
There will be a sex scene, spoiler earlier, but I'm not of the school thought we're kind of like, you know, sex scenes are needless and da-da-da-da, right?
Because there is quite a strong, you know, element of that kicking around these days, which kind of mystifies me, right?
So I'm not, I'm not, I don't have a problem with portraying sexuality, sexual tension, and sexual chemistry in films.
That's not what this is.
it's leery, right?
There's an over-the-shoulder shot, right?
Because they're doing the kind of like classic, you know,
the 180 flip for the conversation.
But when it cuts to focusing on crews, right,
it's an over-shoulder shot from behind Tandy Wayne Newton.
And it includes out-of-focus, very obviously, her cleavage
for no real reason, really.
I mean, it's just, and combined with the stuff that you said,
it's the first hint that there's this just terrible straight,
misogyny through the whole thing
and it's just
yeah that is honestly the part
of the film which is amongst
many elements
dated maybe the worst
but certainly amongst the most poorly
yeah I'll get into more
about the treatment of Newton's character later on
but suffice to say
they are attempting to make Tom Cruise sexy and failing
so they
leave the mansion and
hunt pursues Naya in a
using their early 2000 mobile phones to communicate.
And there's a car chase where they're on the edge of a mountain pass and they're driving very fast to try and catch up within it.
The scene looks identical to the equivalent scene in Golden Eye,
where James Bond pursues a woman in a fast car in the first few minutes.
Apart from John Wu's distracting slow-mo cinematography.
And generally, there is a lot of, it feels like a lot of Golden Eye in this film.
film. To the extent that I eventually just wrote in my notes, did John Wu want to make a James Bond and not get the chance? But I looked it up and John Wu turned down Golden Eye. He was the first director they approached for Golden Eye and turned it down. I couldn't find out why, but then it's very interesting that five years later, this film which in many ways has elements that are carbon copies of Golden Eye comes out.
Ethan Hunt and Naya sleep together.
He hasn't even been given his mission yet, and he's already compromised his team.
And then he goes to see Mission Commander Anthony Hopkins.
So Anthony Hopkins, who is a British man, leading the United States IMF,
not impossible, but it does make it feel all the more as if Wu just wanted to make a Bond film,
because he's very M in this scene.
I'd also say up to this point, right, it feels like this is going to be a very long film.
Right.
Because I just have to say, he hasn't been given his mission yet until this scene.
But it's just like, there's also, the something about that car chase, and it's just, it's just, it makes these, like, we may be dealing with an international super spy here and a, and the,
accomplished professional thief
and it just makes
there's no
rhyme or reason to what they're
doing in that car chase and they're just about kill
each other for like
you know
like what they do
is this vehicular flirtation
like what are they doing here
it makes the pair of them look like
fucking idiots frankly
right you know it just like and it's interesting
right the scene you're about to
get into I find it an interesting one
because everything up to this point
I really think has been really pretty dreadful, frankly, right?
There's also, like, an exchange with their witty banter where she says something
and, like, you know, awfully short notice about being kissed and he says,
care to wait a decent interval?
Who wants to be decent?
And it's like, who wrote this?
As you pointed out, Academy Award winning school at Robert Time.
But, like, it's just dreadful.
These two idiots who don't talk like that, you know, and they talk.
to each other, like, they're, like, characters in a street to DVD, like, late 90s
rom-com. And, like, at this point, I was just like, oh, good God, because I've been thinking
about trying to re-watch this for several years, and this is the point where I've actually
come around to doing it, and it's at this point in the film, or that was hell, this was a mistake.
This was a mistake. Cancel the Pod series. We're not doing it. I can't do any more
of it, rather than watch the remaining hour and a half of this film. I can't.
not do it. But yeah. You've dragged yourself to do it and dragged me along with you.
Yeah. Yeah. It's right you'd already rewatched it recently as well. Yeah. But I just want to mention
it because like there are there are points in this film after it where I think it's great, parts
where I think it's terrible and you know, it's a proper mix and we'll get into it. I do feel like
with this scene that you're talking about with Anthony Hawkins, there is a step change I feel
in how they are approaching the film
and also kind of like the depiction of Ethan Hunt, right?
So I just find that interesting
because up to this point
it's a very rocky start I have to say.
Yeah, I say it feels very James Bond
because Anthony Hopkins plays the character
as the exasperated mission commander.
You know, this isn't a professional
asking another professional to put a team together for a job
like John Voigt was asked in the last film.
This is exasperated Anthony Hopkins, like,
oh, I have to rely on you, this, you know,
this Austin Powers character, essentially,
this hard-shagging, hard-playing, hard-climing,
wasteal, who happens to be the best that they have.
I'll put that on the poster.
It's impossible to, hard-fighting, hard-spine, hard-shagging.
But Anthony Hopkins briefs him on the chimera,
virus, which is a virus that Biosite Pharmaceuticals has made, and he needs to get it back and to do that, they need to go to capture a rogue IMF agent.
In Ethan Hump's absence, Hopkins has been using an Ethan Hunt look-alike who is called Sean Ambrose.
He's played by Doug Ray Scott.
And at the end of this briefing, Hopkins utters the immortal line, this is not mission difficult, Mr. Hunt.
This is mission impossible.
You resist the urge to turn off the film and you carry on.
It's just ridiculous.
I mean, it just sounds like an awesome power slide.
It's just, oh, God.
Academy Award winning screenwriter Robert Tang.
One of the screenwriters of the godfather, Robert Tan.
Sean Ambrose is played by Doug Ray Scott.
Doug Gray Scott was almost a movie star.
So he was cast as Wolverine, but couldn't play him because the filming of this went over, went over schedule.
So they had to go with Hugh Jackman instead.
He was almost James Bond, but in the end it went to Daniel Craig.
Doug Ray Scott has always been so close.
Was so close for a period there of being a genuine movie star.
But he's a supporter of Scottish independence, so he's a goody in mind.
my book and it would have been wild to have a James Bond who was in favour of the dissolution
of the British Union yeah I think also I haven't seen the I haven't seen the show that
you won it for him but I believe he has won an Emmy uh since um oh sure and he's a good
actor I must admit this is and we'll get into kind of like some of his lines and you know
deliveries and stuff here because this is the point where you start to kind of like get a bit
more about the Sean Ambrose character right um there's a few things I appreciate you but
I really like his performance
and amongst the kind of like all the various
other things in the film I do like his performance
I do also, I don't know
there's just something I quite like about kind of like a Scottish
actor being able to perform this role with his
actual accent and not having to like do a
full British accent or American accent or something
and I really do think it actually adds quite some
quite a bit to some of his
line deliveries later on
so I do I actually think he's he's pretty
good here he's one of my sort of like
you know, one of the parts of the film that I appreciate you, I think.
He is pretty good.
It's interesting that he is a rogue IMF agent,
so he's kind of a dark mirror of Ethan Hunt.
But again, this is the role that Sean Bean played in Golden Eye.
He's an MI6 agent gone rogue.
He was 006, I think.
And he was even played by Sean Bean.
So there's a similarity in the character's name
to Sean Bean's role in Golden Eye.
very strange it really feels like john woo just regretted not taking golden eye and decided to just make it
i mean i hate to say it i do like so john woo's other other films but on the basis of what i'm
seen here at the golden eye ended up a better film as a result frankly yeah yeah anyway
no doubt uh so even hunt tells newton about the mission uh tells tandyway newton about the mission
she was the girlfriend of sean ambrose uh and so they decide to make it look like naya
is in trouble so that Sean takes her in and she can be a mole in his organization.
They injects her with a transponder to track her and then there's a lot of shots of a satellite.
Like whenever Hunt says the word satellite, a satellite will track you and there's a
CG shot of a satellite and I was wondering if Wu is afraid of us not knowing how GPS works
and then I wondered, you know, to what extent was GPS commercially available to the civilian masses
in the early 2000s.
I'm not sure people would have known about GPS.
Oh, it would have been an exotic new technology.
Obviously, GPS has been around since the 70s,
but in kind of military applications.
People didn't have GPSes in their phones.
So maybe that's just an element that has aged badly,
but made sense at the time.
Hunt recruits someone called Billy Baird
and his old friend Lufor, played by Vic Graham.
Billy Baird is basically Simon Pegg's role from the later films but without the personality
and Lufa's job is to sit at a computer and tell Hunt to hurry up.
They're meeting the Australian Outback while Naya goes to meet Sean Ambrose.
Sean Ambrose represents a kind of different form of male sexuality to hunt.
He's quietly threatening, but in a sexy way.
And this will be Naya's role to be torn between these two men.
that is Tandyway Newton's role in the film
she is very much just an object of sexual desire
caught between these two men
it really does feel like a stark contrast
to Claire and Max in Mission Impossible
who had their own personalities
and weren't defined solely by their attraction to
to Ethan Hunt
it just feels like a kind of early 2000 strain
of casual misogyny that is throughout the film and is represented through this one woman.
So there is an article I found by Ilaria Boncari called Mission Impossible, a reading of the
after-death of the heroin in Culture and Organisation Journal, which talks about Nya briefly
as a kind of sexualized heroin.
So she talks about how over the years the female characters in the Mission Impossible franchise
have changed and embodied more important roles,
suggesting a positive development towards the understanding
of women's changing professional positions.
So while the Bond movies, she says, have stagnated,
the Mission Impossible movie series slowly adapts to changing cultural norms in Western society.
Here, however, this is like the starting point,
where they're starting and not changing.
Most of the article is a discussion of Ilsa Faust,
who is a character will get to in the later,
to Miss Impossible films, but for now,
this is just fully operating
in a kind of misogynist
patriarchal system
where
Naya is just an object of
sexual desire, and
it's not even relevant
later on that she is a professional thief.
Like, now that they've
met, she will never be referred to as a thief
again, and it's not important that she's a thief,
she will do no feeding.
Yeah, right, it's the way they introduce the character,
but basically essentially from this point
on and it amps it up later. She is essentially just your archetypal damsel and distress type
thing, right? Exactly. And that positioning of her is an object of sexual desire. I think what's
quite interesting about it is she's positioned that way from the start when she's still being
presented as a thief, right? We discussed that scene where they're, you know, the flamenco dancing
party, right? But from this point on, not only is she presented that way by the film, right?
But also within the story, and it's very overt about it.
Like, it's not even that sort of, like, if you go back to the xenopod, right, we were talking about kind of like Alien versus Predator and the way that it was actually quite a conservative and nasty film and like its treatment of unhoused people and things like that.
But I think what we put that down to was it was a regression to the mean regression to the status quo and sort of an absence of thought.
Yes.
Here, I'm not actually sure that's really the case.
Just to interrupt you briefly, we said the same thing about Jurassic World as well.
Yes.
In the Dinopod, it's a lazy regression to the mean in the depiction of Claire that comes off as, and is, misogynistic.
Yeah, right?
So we've covered this sort of thing before, but like here, in this specific film, at least,
it feels a lot more sort of active in its side.
Her role in the film is to be sexual bait.
I mean, that is what it is, right?
You know, they put her there to basically exploit
Sean Ambrose's libido, basically.
And on top of that, not only is that what is done
by the good guys in this film,
that's their plan, the good guys, right?
Let's essentially take this woman
and, you know, hold her criminal record over her
in order to prostitute her out, right?
Because that's basically what they're doing here,
right? Not only that, the bad guy in the film, as covered by the scene, we'll probably get to shortly, knows that's what they're doing and embraces that, right? So she really is, she was presented as a sexual object by the film, kind of like to the viewer, she's presented as a sexual object by the good guys in the film and she's received as a sexual object by the bad guy in the film.
It was at this point where I'm just like, this is that, and then there's one scene, there's a scene shortly after this, which we may be able to get to that kind of nailed it hold for you, but at this point I'm just kind of sitting going, this is pretty gross actually as like a plot, you know, as a series of plots. This is really like, I'm actually not okay with this. Like this is, you know, because it doesn't feel like it's a, it doesn't feel like it has that self-reflective quality.
There is one moment later in the film
where I feel like it tries to question this
but up to this point it's just kind of like
that's just what we're doing
this is necessary
and it feels a bit gross up to this point
to be perfectly honest
Yeah it's it's explicitly misogynistic
in the text as well
so Anthony Hopkins has a line
where they're coming up with the plan
and he says
you know is she prepared for this
and Anthony Hopkins says,
go to bed with a man and lie to him.
She's a woman.
She's got all the training she needs.
Har, har, har, har, har, har, har.
Yeah.
It's just gross, kind of, you know,
slut-shaming a woman for getting into bed with a man
who she's been told to do this with as part of a mission.
It's just, it's gross.
And the way the film treats her,
just as this object of sexuality,
and nothing else is...
Yeah, in particular, the Hoboken's line.
It's very early odd in the film, right?
So the other part of this is, I think it would be
a fairly gross way to treat this character
anyway, but nothing
has been established to this effect.
You know, she's not been a study, beyond kind of like the
characterisation as a thief.
Like, she's not been, you know,
she's not been characterised as a,
you know, deceitful, promiscuous
person, right?
there is nothing near to this effect.
Basically, her establishing characteristics
at this point are, she's a thief
and she's a woman. That's it.
Yeah, the assumption is that she's a woman,
therefore she is a deceitful slut.
It's gross.
So it just seems to be a kind of early 2000s
kind of, quote, edgy, casual misogyny
that just feels part of the time.
You know, part of this conservative,
pushback, I think, that led to George Sibuya Bush's election in America.
And it's gross.
Tandyway Newton, for her part, did not have a good time making this film.
So she discussed unpleasant onset experiences with Cruz during the shooting of the film and their scenes together.
So Cruz was very stressed with the expectations of the sequel.
He wanted it to be good.
and he seemed to take this stress out on Newton
there was a particular incident
where they decided to role play one another
and it was really unhelpful for her
and he just didn't seem to recognise this
and went on regardless
I think we get a kind of
first hint of crew's unpleasantness
behind the scenes
intimidating Newton with his own insecurity
in a kind of gross way
but yes all this is to say that naya is going in to have sex with ambrose and infiltrate his organization
so hunt explains to his new team how this scientist made the chimera virus so he could create
the antivirus ballerophon they're they're kind of a diad that reflects the kind of Ethan hunt
Sean ambrose diad there's a lot of diads in this film and they explain these
Greek myth references out loud to the audience. Ambrose, yeah, as you just said, threatens his
right-hand man and says that he doesn't trust Naya, but he's keeping her around for sex.
Gross.
At Hunt and Naya reconvene at Racetrack. They share intel on the organisation.
Ambrose is meeting Brendan Gleason, who they identify as John McCloy, the CEO of Biosite,
and the intercept footage showing the chimera virus destroying someone.
At Biosite, Gleason gets kidnapped and he gets gassed in his limo, he wakes up in a lab
where he sees the dead scientist fellow telling him he's been injected with chimera
and Hunt manipulates him to get some kind of confession with him, question mark.
I'll confess, I didn't understand what they were doing here.
Is it to find the location of the chimera virus?
I think so.
But it's in Biosite headquarters.
Which would have been a fair guess.
Yeah.
So I wasn't sure what was happening.
So to get the chimera virus, the gang need to break into Biosite to get the virus, and they plan a heist in the building.
While Ambrose predicts what Hunt will do and plans a counterheist.
This heist is lacking the kind of centrality in the film and De Palma's focus on physical location from the first film.
and the kind of spycraft of it all
but for my money it's still the best sequence in the film
even if it's nowhere near as good as the first
so you know
the first film had the kind of
security room that they had to steal into
the big obstacle in this one is they're going in from the roof
and there were these vents that they need to position
so that hunt can skydive
bunge it into them, into the vents as they open, make his way in, release the winch, and then sneak into the Biosite Lab.
That's about all there is to it.
But it's still a, Keller is still a kind of fun, fun heisty thing.
So Hunt does that.
He eventually reaches the lab and destroys the various chimera samples.
He's about to destroy the last injection gun when Ambrose's team of heavies intercepts him and there's a gun battle with a lot of slow-mo and a lot of broken glass.
everywhere and it's very John Wu.
In terms of geopolitics, it's notable perhaps that the enemy is a rogue agent with a biological weapon.
So you talked about the Cold War paradigm of the first film and how this is moving away from it
towards kind of this biological warfare.
But interestingly, it's kind of precursor to the Anfrax scare that followed 9-11,
where suddenly, you know, people in suburban neighborhoods were being
posted anfrax through the mail or whatever.
So it's kind of falling between those two poles.
You know, it's a precursor to that.
And reminds me of the rock in some ways,
which the rock features and...
What's that? That's a military organization gone rogue,
and they steal bio-weapons.
And they're going to launch them from Alcatraz, right?
And the rock is before this, 1998?
Yeah.
It's also...
It kind of reflects, I think, some of the...
I think it reflects some of the sort of anxieties of the period around war, right?
I am kind of reaching a little bit here, but, you know, you got to remember this is kind of around the time where I would say, like, one of the biggest international boogeymen at the time was probably Saddam Hussein, right?
And, you know, you had the Gulf War and the 90s, and it was a lot about chemical weapons programs and use of chemical weapons and all the rest of it.
Like, this is kind of the, you know, in the same way that kind of like the specter of.
nuclear war was the thing
which was causing a lot of
the paranoia and anxiety that you see
in spy films
and, you know, cold war
focused films earlier, including the First
Mission Impossible film. I would argue that's
kind of the thing, you know, and the way that
once you get past this film, you
start to kind of like see a lot more
kind of paranoia over
you know,
terrorists and terror
you know, kind of like
ideologically driven terror
I'm here, it's kind of like, we're in that
period where I think chemical weapons is kind of
the international sort of, you know,
boogie figure here.
Yes, that's a good shout, particularly
the Saddam Hussein connection.
Because by this point, Saddam Hussein
had been, you know, known
for his antagonistic role in the Gulf
War and
his use of chemical weapons,
his defense minister,
Chemical Alley, who used chemical weapons
against the Kurds. So, yeah,
very much in that chemical biological weapon paradigm.
Yes, but it's very apolitical as well.
Yeah, so this is something that comes through in Pat Cassell's article in the Los Angeles
Review of Books that I talked about on the last episode.
This is almost a very apolitical film in some ways.
He says that the subtexts is that politics themselves are outdated, so it's very kind
of end of history
like we talked
about last time
and he says
although ostensibly
about a man man
plotting to unleash a deadly
virus
the movie is totally
disinterested
in exploring
anything scary
or contentious
about global terror
one of its
villains
a greedy
pharmaceutical
executive played by
Brennan Gleason
is so one
dimensional
that he sums up
his entire
motivation by hissing
I'm in business
to make money
it's the only
installment
Cassell says
where
the villain is motivated purely by money
and eventually it'll just end up with them
trading stock options later in the film
and he says
he says it's easy to blame the failure of the film
on the grotesque mountain dew drenched
aesthetic of the early 2000s
which put hunt in Oakley sunglasses
and let Limp Biscuit loose on the soundtrack
but I for one will not scape to go Fred Durst
the flaw was the film's decision to abandon
a deeper look at the ethics of spy crows
in favour of immediate century pleasures.
In other words, it did it all from the Nuckey, he writes.
I didn't write that.
But yeah, there's really not a lot of thought about the biological weapon.
It is just a MacGuffin that is used to put the plot in motion.
So, after this gun battle,
though at a stalemate, Ambrose villainously confronts Hunt
Ambrose makes Naya go get the injection gun
but she injects herself with it
and then asks Hunt to kill her to destroy the virus
I've written wouldn't that destroy the virus question mark
because they'll still be alive in her bloodstream
right at least for some time
I don't know
like I say there's not a lot of thought put into the virus
what I will see is
this part of the
as part of the film
also includes my favourite
two grey scot moment, which I
think I posted about this on social
media when I re-watched it
where he just
completely unexpected, my view. I don't think I've
ever seen it in a film, a big Hollywood
film before or since
is in an attempt to get them to stop
shooting, right? And he's worried that they're
going to, you know, smash the vial
with the virus in it, right?
And he just shouts at the top of his voice,
but suck in it!
I'm just like, I don't think I've ever seen that in another bit, like, and the way I've phrased it was, it was just like, he just sounded like some, like, middle class fife dad trying to hear, like, the football scores on the radio over his family. I just thought it was absolutely hilarious. It's like, I'd never, I don't think I'll ever see that again, and there's just something really quite funny about it to me. Joking aside, I do actually really like this scene. It is preposterous, right? In particular, you know, the, um, the, um, the, um, the, um, the, um, the, um, the, um, um, the, um, the, um, um, the, um, um,
lighting in this scene, like the lighting
right kind of... Yeah, like, it's completely absurd.
Like, you know, I've worked in scientific labs
and I can assure you they do not look like that, right?
You know, with this weird sort of like sci-fi lighting,
almost, you know. But I...
Yeah, but, you know, I like it. I also want to give a shout
out to, at the point we're at here, where the injection
occurs is
I think this is the best
point with the music of the film
right so the score by
Hans Zimmer and I was trying
to put it I did a bit digging on it
because I was trying to figure out what it reminded me of
right because I really think it works
very well and it includes
some vocals from
Lisa Gerard
who also did music with
Hans Zimmer for Gladiator
and that's exactly what it reminds me and of course Gladiator
came out the same year as this as we've already
already discussed, but there's something about the John Woo visuals and the slow-mo and
the very over-ampt action, and this music with the vocals where it suddenly becomes very
operatic, right? It's one of the parts of the film that I actually think really works pretty
well. It's really unfortunate that prior to this, there's so much crappid in the first
half-hour, and we've got this very distasteful, shall we say, kind of like framing of
the female role that then
this scene pivots around
because I actually think this scene
works really well
and I think the music is a huge part of that
so it just goes to show like when certain things work
or like when the music comes in
and the stylised visuals and all the rest of it
there is a film in here that I think
really could have worked right
and really could have had that
you know that different feel to it
compared to the first mission possible
and could have worked right
but I think the real failing here is the script
And I think this is probably a key example of that
because none of the stuff that works about this scene is the dialogue.
It's everything else.
Everything else, when it's put together properly,
it actually works really quite well.
I actually think it's quite memorable.
But as soon as any of the characters are to open their gob
and deliver any of the dialogue in the script,
the whole thing just falls apart.
Yes.
No, I agree.
There's something about Naya injecting herself
with the virus that works pretty well.
It now has a 20-hour incubation period or whatever before it becomes active,
so they need to save her within 20 hours, so there's a ticking clock.
Someone shoots something that makes a security alert go off in the building,
which didn't go off during the gun battle that was five minutes previous to this.
Hunt refuses to kill Naya, saying he'll get her the cure,
he explodes the wall, and then he jumps out of the building and parachutes away.
Then the gang can't locate Naya because their computer for tracking her is busted.
But fortunately, BioCite has a Bond villain lair in an island off the Australian coast where Gleeson is meeting with Ambrose to pay him for the virus and the antivirus.
And he says, I don't want money. I want stock. I want to invest in your company because it'll go up because we're going to release the virus and then everyone will want to buy the antivirus.
It becomes all about stock options and trading stock.
and blah, blah, blah, and they get a bank transfer on the go as another ticking clock.
It's all about taxes on trade routes by the Trade Federation.
No, that was a year before.
You know, to reference another film of the era.
It was the end of history.
All they had left was economics, neoliberal economics in particular.
And Naya is dropped off somewhere in Sydney to,
start a pandemic in a in a few hours so hunt sneaks into the bond villain lair and sneaks towards
where they're they're having the the meeting he blows up a door at one point the door to the room
that ambrose and gleason are in and there's all fire and a dove flies through the flames
in front of ephan who just walked past the door that he's blown up and doesn't go in the room yeah
You see, the problem is, right, this is ridiculous,
but this is firmly at the point of the film where I'm into it.
Like, I'm just into it.
It's like, you know, he's this sort of like avenging angel just kind of like
haunting the thing.
I actually kind of like it.
It's where kind of like, I don't know where all the John Wooness of it
just starts to kind of like just be allowed to be, you know?
I was about to say
I don't want to create the impression
that I'm down on John Wu
because there is a scene at the end of face-off
where John Travolta and Nicholas Cage's characters
face-off, the titular face-off,
in an abandoned church or whatever, on a beach,
and there's doves all over the show.
John Wu loves doves everywhere.
There's doves all over this church
where they face off.
And it's a great scene.
It leans into John Wu's
John Wooiness.
The John Wooiness of it all.
But here with Ethan Hunt, it just doesn't work for me
because I think it feels so different from the character established in the last film
that it's a cognitive psychological hurdle that I cannot get past.
I want more of the SpyCraft, is what I'm saying,
and less of this John Wooiness, which I like in Face Off,
but here it just feels out of place.
I think we're adopting that as the technical term, by the way,
the John wooiness
The John wooiness
Well we get to the next one
I'll say that it's no longer
has the same levels of John wooiness
No
No not at all
The franchise will actively steer away
From this level of John wooiness
In the future
Yeah
So Hunt fight
Even Hunt fights his way to Ambrose
Blah blah blah
They're transferring the money
Ultimately Hunt ends up getting dragged
Before Ambrose and tortured a bit
And Ambrose decides
We'll just finish it here
and he shoots Hunt in the head smugly.
But then as Ethan's body rolls over,
he notices a bandage on his finger,
indicating that no, it was the South African bodyguard
and not Ethan Hunt.
Hunt rips off the mask that he was wearing as the South African bodyguard
and abscondes with the antivirus and escapes.
There's a lot more pounding new metal on the soundtrack.
The helicopter can't pick him up,
so he runs away, he shoots a dude while he.
jumping through the air.
A motorcyclist
comes after him
but just gives him
a chance to steal
a motorbike
and this leads
to the climax
of the film
where there's a
motorbike chase
where some cars blow up
and there's lots of
slow-mo
there's almost
jousting
but with guns
and motorbikes
where Ethan's at one end
of the road
and Ambrose is at the other
and they
zoom towards
each other shooting
yeah
I remember this
light-action scene
just being in
one field where
they rev motorbikes a lot
that's what I remember of the last thing
I will confess re-watching this actually
I did like this motorcycle
chain like I did like this
chassis quite a bit there's a couple of kind of
like you know shot choices that I think are really
really good in particular
there's one where the camera is on the bike
and kind of like it's sliding all the place and then suddenly
the wheel kind of like grips back on the road
and it's I think there's a lot about it that is well done
I think you know we'll get to it when we come
to later
films and I can't actually remember whether it was the
fourth of the fifth one, or both
even, but
it's another example of something that I think
these films go on to do better, you know,
I think there are better examples of this in
this franchise, and it's like,
in some ways it is a shame
that some of the good aspects of this film get
caught up in, as I've said, such a
really terrible script, actually.
Because there is a lot
about this sequence
that I like, but it's
just, it just, it feels, it just, it
just feels like a lesser version of other things that it's done, really.
Yeah, I think I've lost patience with the film by this point.
It's two, were we?
But ultimately, it ends up with a knife fight on a beach,
where Hunt is punching Ambrose in the face repeatedly.
There's a few sorts of Naya, so we remember that there is a woman in this film.
Yeah, she's just been cast loose into Sydney at this point.
left to wander the countryside around Sydney
she's about to kill herself to destroy the virus
she's on the edge of a cliff literally
but enough of that let's see a somersault
yeah but the two men
the two men fight symbolically over the woman
there's this scene where
that ambrose gets a knife and gets it very
close to the eye of Ethan Hunt
which Tom Cruise insisted be done with a real knife
there's steel attached to it
there's a tether attached to it so he was in
less danger
like this is a good example
of just how like
you'll probably
like this gets brought up
this is insane person behaviour
this is this is truly insane person behaviour
right there are established
like methods for
getting that type of shot
you know this one we're kind of like you know
somebody's going into stab somebody and
you know it needs to look like you're struggling
right and the one that I
the one that I've heard is kind of like
the people do the opposite of the thing that it looks like they're doing, right?
So the person stabbing tries to pull away, and the person who's being stabbed tries to pull to, right, you know,
so that kind of like there's a failure of things, then, you know, you don't end up with the sort of.
So, like, this idea, like, attach it to a cable and bring it within two millimetres eye.
It's, this is insane person behaviour.
And this will be a recurring theme as we get into the later films, in particular when we examined.
gap between this film and the next film. Tom Cruise is an insane person and people shouldn't
listen to him. He's an insane person. You know, and this is a good example of it as far as I'm
concerned. Yeah. I mentioned earlier that we're getting the kind of nascent sense of Tom Cruise
being, as the Jonathan Colton song has it, Tom Cruise crazy. And this scene is really part of it.
So between the free climbing, upsetting Tandy Newton, Tandy Wayne Newton with his insecurities, and asking for a knife to be plunged into his eyes, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, Tom Cruise crazy.
Yeah, and let me be quite clear here. I'm not doing this as a ha, shucks that Tom Cruise, he's crazy, got to love him. I'm not doing, like, no, I think he's an insane person and people should not listen to him. He's a nutter. I just want, I'm going to be explicit about that.
It's not a sort of ironic
You know ironic
Like oh yeah you'll do anything for cinema
That crazy Tom Cruise
No I think he's an insane person
By this point
He is involved in
I will talk about Scientology a lot more
In later films
Because I think it becomes more relevant
And Cruz makes it more relevant
But he is already involved in Scientology
The Church of Scientology
By this point
Because he married
Mimi Rogers in
1987
and Rogers had grown up in
Scientology
so he becomes involved in it
through his marriage to Mimi Rogers
ultimately becoming
the kind of
not kind of
the cult leader that he is today
where he is an advocate
for the Church of Scientology
the cult
and one of its most prominent
defenders one of its
prominent leaders
yeah all of it's to say
is Tom Cruise is Tom Cruise crazy
Ambrose is kicked into a rock and is knocked out
but at the last minute he comes to and he's about to shoot
but Hunt kicks a gun up out of the sand
twists around and manages to shoot him before
Ambrose can get off the shot
they give Naya the antivirus
they destroy the remaining chimera
Hopkins debriefs hunt
says that he was supposed to bring back chimera
but never mind what a rascal
and he expunges Naya's criminal record
Nair and Hunt meet in a very crowded bit of Sydney
and they kiss and they live happily ever after
the end
then there's more new metal over the credits
more Limp Biscuit rendition of the theme song
not a terribly successful film for me
no
there's a lot of things here right
so I think
this is probably
and I'm sorry
because I went back and looked
like films that I'd watched around about this time
and all the rest of it
and it's interesting to comparison
you make to Golden Eye
right?
Because this is not actually a connection I'd made
but it is interesting that basically
it then plays out like a shit version
of Golden Eye, right?
Because it does
feel indicative to me
of the idea that this style
of spy film
of espionage film is feeling
very tired at this point
right yeah um
you know and I think it's
I think it's notable that
the next Bond film that comes out after this
is die another day right I think that's
two years later maybe
which is
awful it's another one of these dreadful
films which has like
you know it maybe has the odd moment but the script
is terrible it's not good and it
it basically did
kill that iteration of the
the Bond franchise.
And when you compare it to that,
and I don't think the world is not enough,
was particularly well received either.
And it's notable that you've got those two Bond films,
this one, this Mission Possible film,
which is very obviously gone in a more bond-like direction
compared to, you know, the first one.
I find it interesting that, like,
some of the more popular spy films around this time
are pastiches of the likes of this sort of film, right?
one of the most popular franchise at this point
is probably Austin Powers frankly
right you know
it's basically making fun of this
sort of thing and then
it really does show that
shift because this is the same time
where you do this kind of like classic
good versus bad
it's all very black and white and
kind of you know glamorous and all the rest of it
and then you compare that again to the board and films
and the influence they'll go on to have right
because we're smack bang now in the period
where die another day will come out
it's going to tank critically, the Boren films are ramping up, and then you'll get that Bond
reboot in 2006 with Casino Royale, which of course is the same year that the next mission
possible film is going to come out, right? So we'll talk about that more when we get to that
one, but I do find it interesting that when you compare it against those other films, they're all
indicative of this kind of like slightly tired style of film, which is going out of fashion, which is why
the comparison to Golden Eyes, an interesting one, because it is effectively, and so in a lot of
of ways that you've pointed out, it's kind of a tired, cliched version of that film, right?
Which also came out several years before.
I mean, it's not that...
Five years before, yeah, it's not that long before, but it does feel like a different
era of filmmaking in the same way that the original mission possible does.
It does feel like it's kind of running out of ideas and falling back to this kind of, you know,
ugly, misogynistic sort of, you know, action.
film by numbers type thing.
There's a lot you can find about the James Bondification that they attempt in this film.
So I've put a couple of references in the Zotero library for this episode, which is the link will be in the show notes.
But there's, yeah, there's a Reddit post that lays out all this James Bondification.
There's also an article in film stories by a friend of the pod at AJ Black,
who writes that Mission Impossible 2 attempts to establish Ethan Hunt as an American.
can take on the James Bond legend, the swaggering dangerous agent traveling to exotic locales,
Australia, bedding glamorous femme fatals while stopping maniacal bad guys from unleasing a terrible
weapon of mass destruction on the world. Compare this to the first mission, and we're a world away
in sensibility. De Palma may have framed the picture around Hunt, but even with the destruction
of his team, at no point can Hunt successfully expose Phelps' plan without the ramshackle team of
mercenaries he assembles to clear his name.
By contrast here,
Hunt is, you know,
the one-man super agent.
From the start of the film, that's what the free-climbing scene is intended to
to evoke and establish.
And it's very much written into how
Anthony Hopkins treats him
and how the other characters, the other members of his team,
even Ring Rames,
are side characters.
I didn't even mention.
them in my summary after they were introduced because they're not relevant because
they're just support for Hunts James Bond shenanigans. So yeah, it is interesting
that it's so golden eye and so James Bond when Bond is so outdated by this
point, when the Bond paradigm feels so outdated and will come into a radical
reinvention after dying of a day when they get Daniel Craig to kind of go back
to basics with Casino Realt.
But it's very strange.
I would love to know why John Wu turned down Golden Eye
and what he thought of doing that afterwards.
Yeah, it's an interesting...
We'll probably talk about this more when we get into the next film, right?
Because there is an element with this series about kind of Tom Cruise's public
persona as we go with it.
And I think it's hard for me to remember specifically around this time, especially
given that, you know, I wasn't reading a lot of celebrity gossip rags when I was 13 years old, right?
But I feel like this is before kind of the, um, the Scientology thing has become like a, you know,
the dominant narrative around Cruz's public persona, right?
Well, he would have done eyes wide shut the year before, right?
So that was 1999.
And that was kind of, that was very well publicised as Stanley Kubrick banking on this.
figure of Tom Cruise and Nicole Kidman, who he was married to at the time, banking on this
kind of the notoriety of this celebrity couple and using that and kind of taking a look at
its sexuality, or lack thereof, the sexlessness almost of that celebrity pairing is what
Kubrick's looking at his eyes wide shut. So I think there's certainly that awareness of Tom Cruise.
That is how Tom Cruise, I think, is perceived around.
this time. It's hard to say, but yeah. You know, because you've got that and we'll probably
get, you know, we'll get into more than the next one because I think that plays a little bit
into kind of like the gap between the two, right? But I feel like this is, it's almost like
this is a weird symptom, to me, anyway, if I just, if I look at Tom Cruise's filmography,
it feels a little bit to me like him taking a creative swing that doesn't really work out, right?
Because if you look at kind of like what the work he's doing is an actor around this time, right?
The year before, you've already said, eyes wide shut, right?
It's also where he has, what for me I think is one of his better performances as Frank T.J. Mackie and Magnolia.
Right. So he's worked with Paul Thomas Anderson. Right. So the year before, he's worked with Stanley Kubrick and Paul Thomas Anderson.
It then, he then goes on a run where he's working with, you know, vaguely utter-like figures or notable directors.
You've got Vanilla Sky, which I think was Cameron Crow at the time, but that's a very out there, out there film.
You've got Minority Report and War of the Worlds, which were both Spielberg.
You've got The Last Samurai, which was a sort of an interesting role for him.
And then you got collateral, where he's kind of going against type a little bit.
He's a villain.
It's a, you know, Michael Mann film.
Like, the point is, it's like, it almost feels like this, this is kind of like, this weird internet.
And I realize it's the start of this run, so this doesn't quite work.
But it feels like it's this attempt to meld this desire to work with kind of like
utter-like creative figures with his movie star persona, whereas you then look at the next phase of his career after that, starting more or less with the next Mission Impossible film,
where he is Tom Cruise is more of the creative force.
And that kind of like comes to the forward and kind of like, you know, the selection of stunts for the other mission.
possible films you've got like this choice of roles and that you know you had that jack
reacher film that came out um you know and like we're we're getting less kind of um iconoclass
directors behind this right and it's almost like the choice of john woo is an attempt to do that and
i'd find it interesting and we'll talk about this when we get to the very end of the series right
when we talk about a film which is not released at the time of recording i find it interesting if you look
at the kind of like Cruz's upcoming work, you've got the final reckoning coming out in
2025, and the only other film that's on his thing is an Alejandro Gonzales in Yoritu
film, which I find interesting, because it's gone through this big period where kind of, you know,
it's more, you know, I don't want to be dismissive of, you know, Christopher Macquarie,
right, because he's made some films that I'm very fond of, but he's not the same type of
director as
Kubrick, Paul Thomas
Anderson, Michael Mann, even
like, you know, it's, that's
less, that's less what his
filmmaking style is about, I think.
So I find this film
an interesting one there, and it's kind of like this weird
kind of crossover between
that, this period of
Cruz's career where he's working with that type
of director and where
he's the driving force, he's the driving
creative force. It's an interesting one
in that respect. It's a shame that the result
is rather tiresome, but as a kind of like, you know, as a combination of those things, I do find it quite
interesting from a, you know, trajectory standpoint for him. Yeah, I mean, it's a common trajectory
for people to go from actors to producers, but he is doing it so publicly and so in front of the
camera that it makes it a very interesting trajectory and an interesting commentary on
on how people in Hollywood
make this move.
Yeah, it's the
in front of the Canberra bit that's kind of the
you know, because like I can think of plenty of
plenty of examples. The one that
most obviously springs to mind
actually just off the top of my head is actually Brad Pitt
right, and
you know, he's not the only founder of that plan B
production company, but obviously he's one of
kind of like the key figures and, you know, a company's won
Oscars production, but he's not, like with the odd
exception, I think, 12 years
of slave is one where he's got a bit bar.
not in these films, right? Whereas Cruz, he's
the guy, right? And that's kind of
almost part of the sale of the whole film.
He's in them and he's the face of them. Like, as Tom Cruise, he is
the face of them. He will do a trailer as himself
saying, you know, come to the movies, come to the cinema,
come and see the latest mission impossible. Which he isn't
doing here, but, you know, will develop. He's in that
transitional point he's transitioning to that point at this stage through i think this film and
the next film uh mission impossible three i think the reasons why it don't work we have gone into
there's too much john moorification it's attempting to be james bond in a way that fails
it is attempting to make even hunt sexy and there's a very charged sense of heteronormative
sexuality in the film but it doesn't work because Tom Cruise is not sexy he's weird
and and it just comes across as misogyny and ultimately is embedded in this kind of
casual early 2000s misogyny too much in a way that is not sexy that is unpleasant
and it's a time capsule and this film is a time capsule of the early 2000s so it's you
know, the high octane, new metal,
limp biscuit, all the computers look like DVD menus.
It's super early 2000s.
I didn't even mention, I didn't even mention the opening title graphic.
It really looks like a YouTube video from 2005 or something.
So I mean, it was like, technically does that make it ahead of its time in 2000?
I don't know, but that genuinely is what it looks like.
I think somebody watching it now
seeing that title graphic
and probably think they were watching
like some bootleg copy
that didn't have the actual title graphic
and it's not
it's just, it's aged
you know
like this is the thing on the internet
and you say it has aged like milk
frankly I really do think it has
but yeah absolutely
so it really doesn't work for me
I was saying to Jim before we started
recording I did a ranking of these
films a couple of years ago
when I watched them all
and I was surprised
at how high I've got this
film. We'll redo our rankings as we always do
at the end of these series at the end
so I'll probably redo the ranking
but I was surprised by how high it is.
I think last time I found the John Wuriener's fun
in the same way you have done here
and now
even just a few years on I don't have the patience
for it anymore.
It's also it's another
it also has another symptom of
Hollywood and I feel like this is also
around about the time where
I feel like Hollywood was
obsessed with remaking
and rejigging
kind of like the best parts of Asian cinema
for itself
Oh yeah
You know like this is the year
This is also the year at Crouching Tiger
Hidden Dragon came out
Now Angley had made
English language films before that
But like you know
After this a few years
He'll make Hulk
You know
Infernal Affairs
which I was a big fan of at the time
when I had on DVD came out in 2002
and that would prove to be very popular
and ultimately would get remade as the Departed
Yeah and then you got
The Old Boy would come out in 2003
which again was very popular
Part Chand Wick would become very popular
and ultimately that film much later on
than this would be remake as well
I think the year before
was the original version of Bangkok Dangerous
which would get remade
There's a lot of Japanese horror
films coming out around this time that we'd end up
getting remade. I feel like this
is this period, you know.
Yeah, battle war I'll.
Yeah, exactly, right.
I think that was the year 2000.
I mean, that's later than Mission Impossible, but
yeah, same year.
And that becomes very popular in the West.
You know, so like, there's a bit of that
going on here as well, and I
think it maybe hadn't quite
it hadn't quite
figured out how to do that.
I don't think it's fair to say
Right, I think this is an attempt to kind of take the director and make them make a classic Hollywood action franchise.
And I think this is before the point where you've really figured out how to do that.
I think there are films that will go on to do this sort of thing later that do it better.
And in some cases, when you think about sort of like, I think we'll get more into a mode where for, I don't know, I'm probably going to be because of some people annoyed here.
I think we're a lot more comfortable with the idea of watching a film in a foreign language of subtitles now than we were then, right?
I still don't think it's great, right, but I think it's definitely a more established thing now and it was then.
Like, you know, if Parasite or its equivalent was being released in the year 2000, it's not winning Best Picture in the year 2000.
You know, that's the sort of thing I'm talking about here.
No, I think during this period the early 2000, there is a poll.
like you say, a pull from Asian cinema.
We're pulling Asian cinema over and getting used to it.
Whereas now Hollywood is actively trying to push American cinema onto Asia.
So, you know, the Marvel films have to have a Chinese character or an Asian character in them.
There has to be something for the Chinese market.
They have to censor themselves in some point, do alternate cuts for the Chinese market to get past the Chinese state censors.
So it's a very different approach to.
Asia, an Asian cinema
that is reflected in this
film. That's an awfully
big generalisation, but I think it's
an interesting point.
So that was Mission Impossible
2, the first sequel to
the Mission Impossible, the second entry
in the franchise. And next time
we'll be discussing Mission Impossible
3, 2006,
six years later,
J.J. Abrams
has a go at doing a Mission
Impossible film.
Q Lens Fleer of
Thank you.
Cue Lensflare,
cue his friends Alex Kirtzman and Roberto Orkey,
who destroyed the Star Trek franchise.
But that's a complaint for next time.
But it is funny that Alex Kirtzman,
you get some of two phases of Star Trek in this
because Ronald D. Moore and Brian Brager,
Bannan Braga were involved in Mission Impossible 2
and they were big in Next Generation,
Deep Space 9.
Voyager. And then
by the next film we have Alex
Kurtzman and Roberto Walker
who helped reboot the Star Trek
movie franchise with the Star Trek films
and then Alex Kurtzman has
been destroying the TV
franchise with Discovery and Picard
and most recently
the Section 31 movie.
So, the question, because I've never actually asked you,
would you describe yourself as a trekkie, Simon?
Yes. I think so.
Yeah, because I've asked a few folks. I've asked a few
My best man definitely would, right?
And I've asked him this.
What are your feelings about the Star Trek reboot that JJ Abrams did,
just as a lead into the next episode?
They've gone downhill since I originally saw it.
Because I think I liked it when it came out,
but I'm a lot more ambivalent now,
as I have got more into, quote, classic Trek.
As I've got more into, you know, TNG,
what's all of Deep Space Nine?
and watch the old films
I'm a lot more
antagonistic towards it
I think it does a lot of
things that I find very annoying
that find their full expression
in Discovery and Picard
which are fully annoying
yeah
isn't it right because just to set the stall out
and I'll do this at the start next episode
I'm not going to get into mission possible
through your JJ Abrams wider filmography
but Star Trek into darkness
right, the second one, I feel like is a bellwether for me
very much an indicator of everything that is wrong with the modern blockbuster.
So, anyway, we can get into that next time, but there you go, say it's a deal.
I think we will, because I think there's a lot of that DNA in Mission Impossible 3.
But we'll discuss that next time.
So join us next month for a full discussion of JJ Abrams,
Measure Impossible 3 and Star Trek into darkness
Until then
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Thank you, Jim.
No problem.
And we'll see you next time to discuss more of Mission Impossible on the Impossabod.
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