Test Match Special - Ashes Daily: Headingley Journo panel
Episode Date: July 10, 2023Jonathan Agnew is joined by a journalist panel at Headingley to discuss the latest Ashes talking points. Emma John from the Guardian, Gideon Haigh from the Australian and John Etheridge from the Sun t...alk Brook batting, Spirit of cricket and possible changes for Old Trafford.
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Now, we're going to assemble our journalist panel.
It's lovely to see you, Emma John, John Etheridge.
And we've got Gideon Haig as well,
who of course writes for the Australian and the Times.
Emma writes to The Guardian,
and John Etheridge from the Sun newspapers.
So we've got lots to talk about.
It's a goodness sake.
Go on Emma, let's start with you.
How you're feeling?
Well, I just told your producer that every molecule in my body
is vibrating right now.
Is it?
Can't work out what is going on.
No, well.
And it's not just this.
I mean, the fact is that I actually
raced down to Lords yesterday.
Oh, yes.
To watch the women.
To watch the women.
And so I think I've kind of,
partly the excitement of that,
the excitement of watching, you know,
two Ashes matches happening at the same time,
both at such a critical juncture in the series,
then getting, you know,
getting back up to Leeds at 2 o'clock in the morning
and being fueled by,
coffee and cake all the way up it's a heady it's a heady mixer it is heady mix it
were you here four years ago i wasn't here four years ago so this is this is this is very special
yes oh absolutely yeah so how are you following it four years ago i i do you really want to know
the story this is a good story it involves um andy's alzman yeah fine uh so i was actually on that
on the final day i was on my way to edinburgh because i was presenting a book talk and um before my
book talk was Andy's last
he was coming to the end of his Edinburgh
fringe run. Right. So I
was on a plane from
London to Edinburgh. We sat
on the tarmac and
I'm watching it on my phone and
I think the plane took off
just after Joffar Archer got out. Oh yes.
At that stage I thought well this is done
this is okay so it's okay that the plane's about to take off that's
fine and then as I landed
I turned my phone
on as soon as I could, probably sooner
than I should have done. And
immediately, all, you know, my phone's
blowing up, all these messages, Emma, are you watching?
Emma, are you watching? Get your phone back on, get your phone back on.
And so I watched
the climax in a
taxi, because my plane
had been delayed, I now know that I'm running late
for Zaltz's gig. Yes. So I'm
watching it in a taxi, going nuts
in the back of this taxi. I actually had to apologize to
the taxi driver. I did genuinely say to me,
I'm really sure I don't know if your cricket fan, but something
very extraordinary is happening, so it might
get a bit noisy back here.
And then eventually, I did get to Zeltz's gig.
I was about five minutes late.
It was a full house.
Was it?
So I got sort of shunted in at the back.
I crept in as quietly as I could
because there was only one seat left
and the steward's taking me to my seat.
Andy turns around, sees me and goes,
Emma John, why are you late?
Called me out in front of the whole audience.
Well, that's not very kind.
Nice story, though.
Yeah.
Okay, that's why it's special here today.
boringly i was here
you were here wasn't anywhere near as interesting as that any tales to tell
it's been fascinating it's fallen in line with this intriguing series
it's just the gift that keeps on giving
well i was having a chat with this so tom holland
the classicist historian and author captain of the authors 11
captain also of the 11th he was up here on friday as was
john hotton also a brilliant author of many great cricket books
including being Jeffrey Boycott last year.
And we were talking about narrative structure
and saying that, you know, the problem with this series
is that we have, it now, the narrative is so huge.
The narrative arc has become so big.
It's got so much more to give, isn't it?
Do you think this series it has?
Yeah.
It does, it does.
And we're talking about the narrative.
I mean, clearly that kind of exploded the last week as well.
And there was lots written and lots said.
and so on about what it's going to be like up here
because Heddingley's pretty lively anyway, isn't it?
But it doesn't really felt like that, has it?
I was out there for the toss on the first morning
and the players were chatting away to each other,
as if nothing had happened, really, between...
Well, maybe nothing really did.
Maybe a batsman was given out fairly,
and there really shouldn't have been that sound and fury
signifying nothing afterwards.
It's been a terrific crowd up here.
I think they've been first-rate.
I love coming to Heddingley.
does have fantastic memories.
2019 is an imperishable memory for every cricketer who is involved and everyone who is watching it.
And, you know, England's had the better of the conditions up here, I think.
Yes, definitely.
No disputing that.
But they've kind of deserved them.
You know, what goes around comes around in the course of the narrative arc of a five test series.
These externalities even themselves out.
Were you ready for a bit of a bust up here, John?
I think if, you know, the colonels and the Viscounts in the Bavilion at Lords,
were getting across, then you might have
expected the slightly more
earthy patrons on the Western Terrister
but in fact they haven't. It's been
it's been a, it's been booing and
probably a few chaps of cheese and so on
but it's been a sort of pantomime feel to it
rather than really a really aggressive
feel to it. It was the one session
wasn't it on the first day
it was the final session of
the day that really took off and I think
we were all a little bit surprised coming
into it that it didn't
happen earlier because
because everything had been set up
exactly like you said, pantomime.
That's what it's very much felt like to me
that even though
obviously the England players were furious
at the time about the dismissal.
There's a certain kind of self-generating fury
that's going on there
and they're using it in order to fuel them
and it's all wonderful.
But we know that a lot of these players are friends
and we know that in other domestic leagues
their teammates and all the rest of it.
So we know that this is a kind of slightly
artificial layer. They're not suddenly going to, you know, detest each other overnight over the course
of a week. But I, the Western Territ did, the first day, the last session, it did get really
pretty, it got pretty fun and pretty interesting. And, and I think, you know, a lot of people
out there were, I was sat with a group who, all England fans, but there were just two or three
Aussies, dotted in a couple of them who live in Leeds now, you know, and are married to Yorkshire
women. But it was very interesting because all the people sitting right next to them,
right around them, in front of them, they would be yelling, all the stuff we know about
Aussie's cheating. They would be using quite a lot stronger language than that as well.
So some of it was quite, you know, it's quite earthy, as you say. But then what would happen
was after they'd given it some and they told Kerry what they thought of me, they told Cummings
what they'd thought of them, and they told every Aussie, you know, what they thought of them,
These England fans would then turn around
and say to the two Aussies
who are sat there in their little crocodile fancy dress outfits
mate you're all right
you're all right like you know we love you really
I thought that was a really lovely thing to see
because Pat Cummings is married to a Yorkshire
Lessig from Paragonet isn't she from?
Do you think just as last one all that kid you
because I know you wrote very strongly about it
but I just wonder if in time
someone raised at the press conference for Cummins
the day with all that chanting about cheating
and South Africa
and sandpaper
if there was an opportunity
that he might look back on
in years to come
or maybe even fairly soon
and thought you know
actually that whole thing
that whole narrative
to go and use that word
would have been different
they couldn't have chanted that anymore
if I think they would have done it anyway
wouldn't they?
Well they wouldn't have been doing like that
they love it they love it
we love beating each other up
and we'll find any pretext
to do so
and look
you know, in the end, yesterday there was a man
in an inflatable pig
costume being chased by a bunch of butchers.
How threatened can you really feel by a crowd like that?
No, that's true, but you don't, I mean, the noise in laws
and the booing, isn't it's not something actually you want to hear
anywhere in the cricket crowd.
Well, you certainly don't want it to hear it in the members.
No, yeah.
You don't want it anywhere. No.
I don't know.
Look, I think all the cricketers talk about it just being white noise.
We're maybe more conscious of it than the cricketers are.
They are intensely focused on what they're doing.
We have the whole panorama to take him.
And the reason that they're professional sportsmen is they are,
because they are capable of screening those factors out.
That's why they're really good, and we're not.
Actually, you were good, Jonathan.
I can remember you playing cricket.
Briefly good.
But I do think that this spirit of the game
will ever actually be accepted and understood by everybody,
because the line just seems to move.
Everybody has their own...
Well, it's a spirit.
Their own marker of it, yes.
It's a spirit.
And in that sense, it's kind of inherently indefinable.
But if you want an elaboration on it, if you want a kind of a definition on it,
I think the preamble to the laws of cricket is a pretty good one.
I looked it up.
I'd looked it up before, but I reminded myself of some of its exhortations.
And one of them is to accept the umpire's decision.
One of them is to play hard but fair.
and one of them is to put things behind you
when you're faced by adversity.
And I think Australia probably did a good job of that
at Lords, and maybe some others
didn't. I'm not a great fan
of what you might call
slightly sneaky dismissal. I don't like man-cadding.
Man-cadding is in the laws. I hate man-cadding.
It's almost being encouraged, and I've certainly been accepted,
but I just don't like it.
But there was nothing sneaky about it.
It was an accident. When Kerry let
loose that ball, Berstow was actually
standing in his crease. I'm aware of all that.
My feeling is that in some ways the underarm was in the nature of a warning.
Sometimes you do that just to remind the batsman that you're there as a keeper.
And as it was, Birstow stepped out of it accidentally and got himself out.
But people get out and cricket accidentally all the time.
What I don't want to see, and this is what worries about the spirit of the game,
I don't want to be commentating on the final ball of a World Cup final.
in front of 80,000 people in Melbourne
and it ends with a man cad.
It happened in the junior world.
Correct.
And that's where my kind of spirit.
For me, I like a warning.
And if you were going to mancad stuff,
you warn them first.
If they had warned Johnny Bears says,
look, you do that again, you're gone.
How many test measures of Johnny Beersdale played?
If he doesn't know that by now, really,
who could help him?
But that's why your interpretation of things
is different to mine.
My interpretation of it is in line with the laws.
Well, I could say, mine's in line with the laws.
They misinterpret them in different ways.
Okay, all right.
Well, we'll have to agree to different.
That's fine, and that's the idea of this entirely, Gideon.
And we always do so, we'll shake hands afterwards.
Let's talk about Harry Brooke and Mowing Alley.
I mean, Harry Brooke, this looks to be to be much better off at number five.
John, don't you think?
I mean, that was a, it appeared to be a very short-lived experiment.
I mean, presumably, they won't trust him to bat at three in the next game.
That opens up all sorts of.
So, I mean, presumably, I mean, because I, I mean, I,
I'm just guessing the one change of the next test
will be Anderson in for Robinson.
So Mowing would have to bat three again,
unless they can persuade Joe Rooters of it,
but I don't think they will.
I think Stoke is happy for him to bat at four.
Obviously, Root himself wants to bat at four.
So it looks like Mowin's going to go, you know,
as he's up and down like an elevator
in the order which he's done throughout his career.
So it looks like he'll be at three for the next test man.
Never mind Australia having three number 11s.
England's got sort of four number fives, don't they?
Then that's the problem, isn't it?
What do you think, Emma?
I mean, he just looks, I mean, he's quite an unusual player, let's be honest,
but he looks much more suited to play that role at five than at three.
It's funny, isn't it?
Because, yes, and sometimes it doesn't make, it actually doesn't make really much difference
in terms of when you're coming in.
So it's kind of interesting that it always, a lot of these things feel kind of psychological.
But yes, in some ways, I mean, it was, you know, I was sad to see Mowing get out,
but it was kind of, you know, there's a bit going in your head where you're thinking,
this is kind of a worthwhile sacrifice almost once you then see Brooke come in and look confident
and play those drives you think well actually yeah that was a really that was a really good cool
because it's obviously just done wonders for his for his head yes he's unusual player isn't he
he's fascinated to watch yeah very sort of unusual technique i wonder how he'd work in
Australia you know he's capable of playing those stand-deliver shots on pitches that don't
about anywhere near so much.
It is a fascinating imponderable, isn't it?
Why certain players succeed in some positions, but not others.
The example in Australia's history was Michael Clark,
who never wanted a bat number four.
Very, very loath to do so.
And if you look at the difference between his record at number four and number five,
it's marked.
You know, it's a bad factor of about 40 runs.
But really, it shouldn't have made all that much difference.
I guess players are superstitious.
Well, that must be part of it.
Yeah, that they succeed in certain positions.
They identify the position with the success.
They're very heavily grooved.
They're very narrowly focused.
They don't want anything to mess with their heads if they can avoid it.
I mean, Stokes has come in before Berto here, which is a switch from the first doing.
So that's, I guess he's, that's him saying, right, I'm going to take responsibility.
I think it is.
I just talk to Brooke, perhaps, and just gone through.
His catch yesterday, I think, says a lot about Harry Brooke, the one at short leg that I'm in.
Because that was, I mean, some people just have this.
incredible talent to catch a ball, to hit a ball, or whatever it may be.
And I think Brooks got that, because that catch yesterday, that was Bearstow's
catch, wasn't it?
And as he's running back with a helmet on, and the ball is behind him coming up, he looked
up at Bearstow twice.
And he still could see the ball, and he could still dive and catch it.
I mean, there's something about this fella.
It must have been, he must at some point have lost sight of the ball.
Absolutely, because he's looking at Berstow.
And he sensed its presence.
He predicted the arc and positioned himself to under its fall.
A helmet on with a peak and a drill
I thought that was an incredible catch
Actually, and I mentioned
Johnny Beirstow
What do we think about that?
From an Australian perspective
Gideon, I mean he's made a lot of mistakes
Isn't he?
I mean, he's had this horrible interview
He's come back from
And yet
There have been errors made
What should England do there?
I mean, is it sort of result dependent
On whether he...
Well, it is kind of fascinating
They had the option to reverse the original plan here in this test match, didn't they?
Yeah.
With the vacancy in the order opening up, they could have bought folks back.
They could.
That would have required them to admit that they made a mistake in the first place.
I actually folks can bat.
This is the ridiculous thing about it.
You know, he's not Andy Brassington.
You know, he can actually defend it.
I don't know.
I've got a friend of mine who I play with from Gloucestershire,
and he's always talking about the Stoveold,
The Lassington controversy of the 70s and 80s.
But folks can bat, and I don't think that England would lose all that much batting-wise
if they were to play him.
Besto is a terrific play.
He's wonderfully watchable, and he's obviously had a fantastic last year.
I don't think he had enough cricket.
He don't think he had enough time behind the stumps in the early part of the season to get through five days.
It's a hell of an ordeal.
And look, they have been difficult chances, mostly.
probably two, a couple of them have been easy,
but Joe Roots dropped five,
and no one seems to be talking about that,
and they've been pretty elementary.
Slips can hide, can't they?
Yeah, yeah, the poor old Keeper's got the spotlight all the time.
Also, you do wonder about that, whatever that invisible, you know,
I've talked about molecules too much already today,
but like whatever that kind of invisible cord is between Keeper and First Slip,
you know, the fact that Bearstone and Root between them dropped 11 of the 14 England catches
in the series so far is,
and there's been a couple of times when the ball has flown between them
and they've looked at each other in surprise and agony
and you just think well that there's
I think there's got to be a way in which that affects
each of them when one of them's having a bad time the other one is too
I also think the concern is that it's being into effect Johnny's batting as well
he made a 78 to run a ball in the first settings of the series
before he'd kept wicket but since then pretty scant contribution
and you know it's always so much happens to Johnny
whether he's breaking his leg on the golf course
or carrying a protester off the field
or he's the victim of the underarm
I mean it's all his journey
I thought that Brooke catch though
did demonstrate a bit of a confidence
hit for Berto did you
I mean that was his catch
yeah exactly
but and probably the same
with him not going for that catch
of Coahuas in the second
innings first over
of Coaja
yeah neither of the move
no it was really a keeper's catch
and in some ways I think you know
I know that the, you know, we know that the reason that folks has not been back in the tide is often because this, you know, it's can he bat, bas-ball, you know, is he, is he bas-enough enough?
But I would argue there's nothing, there's nothing, there's nothing, there's nothing bas-ballier than his keeping.
I mean, that's the most bas-ball keeping in the world, you know, like, and I, and I just think, when you think of the energy, the energy that kind of keeping brings to your side.
I think he's, you know, both his test and his career batting average is two ticks lower than in best, though, so it's not much to choose between.
You made 100 last summer, didn't you?
It's a hundred.
Old Trafford, yeah.
Which is where we go next, of course.
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Let's move on to Jimmy Anderson,
who I did see bowling out there earlier.
It doesn't look happy,
doesn't he? I mean, he made
big, and Stuart brought her two
comments about the pitch at Edgebaston.
Kryptonite, he said it,
yeah, he did.
So what are they going to do with him?
Again, I suppose it could be results
dependent, could it? Or do they go
down the romantic route and give Jimmy
what would almost certainly surely be his last
test match at Old Traffat, although he'll
hate me to say that, but you imagine they
will be? Or do they, if they win
do they go hardball and think, actually, you know,
tongue looks
looks a better option in place of Robinson?
A couple of things. I mean, Ben Stokes in his pretty much
press conference said that, you know, Jimmy's resting
here, so he'll be fired up, ready to bowl
from the Jimmy Anderson end in the next test.
So I think they've got it in mind that he'll play.
Robinson's got a back thing, hasn't he?
Anderson for Robinson would be an obvious thing.
Nicole, who does his column for the telegraph,
says that as far as he can tell,
he has no intention whatsoever of retiring.
Really? He wanted to go on, you know.
Right.
And, you know, if you're being sort of pragmatic about it,
You know, he'll get another central contract,
which is worth three quarters of a million pounds in September,
so why would you retire before then?
But, I mean, I think he'll probably try and carry on.
I am a massive romantic.
So, of course, I want the story of Jimmy Bowling at Old Trafford,
and I really think that's what's going to happen.
But I also don't think it's that romantic.
I think it's also pragmatic.
I mean, I just think he is going to be absolutely on fire for that game.
Yes.
But you can want to be on fire.
It's a question of what?
actually produced, isn't it?
And I thought it was interesting
Edgebaston on that last afternoon
when Stokes didn't go to him.
That suggests,
I mean, normally, surely
you'd go to Jimmy Anderson
with all the pressure on.
The attack looks completely different
with Mark Wood in it.
When you've got Anderson,
Robinson and Broad,
you've got three bowlers
pretty much in the same kind of speed area.
You introduce Wood
and there is kind of scope
for Anderson to bowl the Anderson way.
Yes, yes.
I don't like watching
people like Anderson and Robinson
that type of bowlers just running up
and bowling bounces
that's been quite so much in this game
because Lord's got a bit tedious thing
What's wrong with Robinson
Jonathan? I'd heard that he'd take him
great strides
He had, I wish I could answer that
because I remember doing a piece last year
on the telly saying that he was one of the most
natural bowlers I've ever seen
He really was, he had a beautiful wrist
I don't know
It just doesn't seem to be coming out quite right
Is it a rhythm
But he still gets wickets
I mean he still got 10 wickets and
two games, two and a half games
So what you're suggesting is you
can't see Stuart Broad and Jimmy Aniston walking off
at the Oval like Curtley and Courtney did
and the big retirement?
I'd be surprised. I mean, five tests in India this winter is going to be
hard work, isn't it? Yeah. I mean, there's an
argument for not taking one or two of them, I suppose.
At what point doing they had to move on, though? What point do they say,
look, that's really great, Jimmy, but I say you're not getting your central
contract, we've got to move on.
One thing, you know, that's right at the start of the Stokes-McCullan era
was to say, we're going to pick our best team.
They brought back, Broadenander.
It would have been left out by Strauss, really,
from the previous tour to the Westerners.
I think Anderson's injury came at a bad time.
He perhaps would have benefited maybe playing against Ireland
to get some of the floor overs under his belt.
So he's probably a little bit short of a gallop, as they say, in Birmingham.
But I'm pretty sure he'll play at Old Trafford, yeah.
Let's get an Australian one in, shall we?
How's David Warner's route to his retirement going at the moment?
I saw one or two articles
written saying it's time to move on
and he's not going to get his big Sydney farewell
but how are you writing that one up?
Yeah, look it might depend a little bit on what happens today
I think if Australia lose and the ashes remains open
then probably the selectors will want his experience in the side
if Australia prevail at long odds at the moment
there would be an argument for giving Harris the opportunity
to bet himself in in a couple of test matches
he's been following the squad around for almost a year
and not getting a hit.
But the other argument that's been advanced
is that Warner is fundamental to that Australian fielding effort.
Standing at first lid, he's been really important this summer.
It's a fantastically reliable catcher.
We've seen from Joe Root's example
how frustrating it is when your first lip is not catching regularly.
You've got to find a new first lip if you eliminate Warner.
How about if Mitch Marsh keeps his place,
Cameron Green is fit
Can Warner get squeezed out of that way?
With Marsh coming up as an opener?
No, not March.
Somebody else would obviously have to open
but if Green comes back is fit
and Marsh has been the best player.
Is that a possibility?
An option is to leave Warner out
and promote Labashane to open
which he's done quite a lot of in his career
and Steve Smith bats at number three
and he's averaging 67 at that number in Tess cricket
so it's not beyond the realm of possibility
But Australia doesn't make those major changes, those changes which result in other changes.
They like in and out changes that minimise disruption to everyone else,
perhaps for the reasons that we were discussing before.
That's interesting.
You talk about if they prevail and therefore it is like a kind of a line in the sand at the end of it ashes, isn't it?
And that's why I made the point about Anderson and Broad really.
When do England think, come on, actually, this is all very good.
But we've got to move on now.
You can't have a 41-year-old.
is keeping another central contract.
Or can you?
I mean, he's very special.
Yeah, I'm sure he'll get a central contract.
They'll don't have sort of bin him off, are they?
I mean, who's going to tell him as well?
That's true.
What will he do afterwards?
Does he have a post-cricot career trajectory?
Sometimes that can make a difference.
Yeah, he can.
I mean, he does some broadcasting.
Right.
He works.
I think he would be a good coach.
Yeah, I would be a great coach.
He would be a very good coach.
He retained a role around the
England team
perhaps
doing that
probably the sort of
guy who might come
in two or three weeks
here as a sort of
an ordering consultant
a boring one
but it's becoming
quite relevant
the overrates
they're going relevant
because of the
penalty points
that are being
racked up
and I mean they're starting
to write it
and perhaps you are
that Australia
won't be able to
defend its crown
simply because
the number of penalty points
it's picked up
because of it's terrible
overrace
the fines
are onerous
playing for free really
They are, yeah.
In England, not any better.
Yeah.
I actually, I have a bit of an issue about overrates.
I think we overestimate them.
I think we become unduly obsessed with them.
I mean, frankly, we are overdue a kind of a time-in-motion study of test cricket to see where we lose the time.
Yes.
And my suspicion is that it can't all be placed at the feet of the bowling team.
I think badders these days take up every bit as much time.
The constant relaying of drinks and gloves and what have you from...
People moving, oh, stop there, and I'm not quite ready yet.
Yeah, completely unsupervised by the umpires,
who seem to have no interest and no power to move the game along,
I think, requires a review.
And obviously, these over-rate fines are having absolutely no impact.
No, no, no.
So...
Well, it's also, it's the modern, it's the fact that it's a modern game
that exactly like you say, Gideon, hasn't ever reviewed the...
that it's actual internal structure.
I was talking to my colleague on The Guardian,
Simon Burnton, about this, yesterday and today.
And there are so many things about the modern day of cricket
that don't make any sense and don't map onto our modern day.
And honestly, apart from the overrate,
which we both agree should just come down,
it should be 80 over the day,
because you're never going to get 90.
But also, you know, lunch and tea.
The immovability of lunch and tea.
Well, I quite like lunch and tea.
No, no.
I'm not saying you can't eat.
I'm not saying you don't get to eat.
But the sort of immovability, the idea that you can have an early lunch, but you don't have a late lunch.
Well, we've had a late lunch here.
We've had a late lunch here for a quarter of a whole hour.
It's a tiny bit late.
But when you're looking at, you know, the days when we lose all the rain, and you're saying, well, we're going to have to take an early lunch.
But you actually, there could have been a good chance for maybe the only time that you were going to get play was between 1.15 and 2.15.
Then you need to be out there playing at that time.
I mean, and also, you know, I mean, we were taking this to extremes and having a bit of a giggle.
But, you know, let's face it, modern world, most of us work from our desk.
So, you know, if people are going to be running in and out with drinks all the time, you know, can that not be like, you know, just snacks are going on and off?
You know, Tour de France cyclists, they don't they?
They just reach into their back pockets and grab an energy pouch.
Sorry, but I just can't accept this casual approach sort of slow every.
You're saying she'll be 80 over today.
We're lucky.
We sit in an air-condition press box.
the best seat in the ground
we've fed and ward
these people
have paid
a lot of £150
pounds a ticket
and they're getting
robbed of eight overs a day
did they feel short change
at the end of that test men
they do absolutely
yeah I mean
Twitter
I wouldn't necessarily use that
as an accurate litmus test
but the amount of
consternation and fury
on Twitter about the lack
of not getting
their full days allocation
because they've paid
a large amount of money
to get 90s
I think
I think if you did a blind
study and you had them watching the cricket
but you didn't tell them how many overs they were watching
and it was all just about the quality
of it I'm not sure that they would be getting so angry
I think people like to get angry about
it because it's one of those things that in cricket
we like to get angry about it. And you can quantify it
it's very simple to draw attention to
it's strange that we penalise
the players so heavily
for failing to meet the average rates
and yet our penalties for
poor pitches
obviously
hometown prepared pitches are so light
there are no fines, there are no suspensions.
You accumulate demerits for the venue,
but not for the board of control
that's responsible for the pitchers.
I think that pitchers,
poor quality pitches are a greater threat to cricket
than lackluster overrates.
Tell us about last night.
It was great,
and I was not working.
I should point out so that, therefore,
so that while it was extremely excited,
the England women's name was extremely exciting
I was, can I just
you know, just to be honest, watching it from the committee room
rather than from the press box.
I hope they will behave.
Oh, so do I.
Of course, because it was a women-only committee room
that day, so it was incredible.
Actually, can I just say the pavilion atmosphere,
extraordinary.
As Lords always is when it's a women's match
because the crowd makeup is completely different.
So many more women and so many more children
little girls in the pavilion
that was so
a wonderful thing to see in it
and I'm in the Lord's Pavilion a lot now
and the fact that you can still go in
and it can feel different and you can think
what is it that's lovely about this place today
oh there's lots of little girls in here
normally children aren't allowed in
and there aren't that many women in there
as a result of there being less than 1%
female membership which I'm still
convinced if we could fix that
then we wouldn't see the booing scenes in the pavilion
if it wasn't 99% male.
As far as the women's ashes of concern,
I was at the test match,
which is a good event.
And last night was incredible,
actually, because of the rain delay here,
you could sit and watch the pitch
and there were about,
I think there was about five or six overs
where they overlapped.
And so you're watching the England Women Bowl
and take wickets at the same time
as you're watching the England openers here on the TV
batting it out,
and you're thinking, this is it.
This is the moment that two England teams
turn an entire summer around.
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