The Blindboy Podcast - Disco is the real Punk Rock 2
Episode Date: September 9, 2020The bizaare story behind a disco "Novelty Song" and why it is an important piece of art by a sex worker. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information....
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Duck the chuckling cusp of your husband's buttress, you howling Vincents.
How are you getting on? It's September. God bless you all.
Are you a new listener?
Are you a new listener? Are you listening because you saw me on the Joe Duffy show?
Talking to him about religion. Talking shit about God.
Well, you're welcome if you are a new listener.
That was actually.
It was received quite well.
I didn't get much online abuse.
Which I was expecting.
Because that's generally what happens when you go on RT1.
You get quite a lot of angry.
Right wing people.
And conservative people attacking you.
I think what I said.
On it.
It must have been so common sense. that even contrarians could agree so i'm happy with that also i've been nominated for
quite a large award this week which was a really pleasant piece of news to receive my bbc series
blind by understrives the world which you can still see on the bbc iplayer that's been nominated for a broadcast award
which is it's like a bafta but it's an industry award in the uk and that's just a lovely feeling
reviews don't really matter but awards do because awards create more work awards create tv series
so a huge amount of work went into that TV show, not just from myself
but from a massive team of journalists
from my co-writer James Cotter
so it's lovely to get that
and I'm receiving it
10 years to the week
this week, 10 years ago
I did my first ever professional TV
script
on Republic of Telly
I was a young fella in my early 20s
and I wrote
The Guide to Limerick
for Republic of Telly which was my first ever script
and I didn't know whether it was going to be
good or bad or whatever
and James Cotter would have been the person
who commissioned that script and helped me with it
so it's great that 10 years later both of us are still
working on a show
and now getting nominated
for a pretty
significant award
over in the UK
and it's one of them awards
where
obviously if I win it
that's fantastic
but it's one of those ones
where it doesn't matter
it's like a nomination
is as good
so that's
pleasant news
to receive this week
I've also been thinking
a lot about Crazy Frog's dick
right, so do you remember
Crazy Frog
he was like a cartoon
frog from around 2004
he was
you know I don't like the term
novelty music because novelty music
and novelty tune, it's disparaging
and it's a label that gets used against
the rubber bandits a lot and I don't like it
but I think Crazy Frog
was actually novelty music
and that's okay to call it that and I think the
makers of Crazy Frog would also be comfortable
saying that it's novelty music
Crazy Frog was
a digital frog
who started off doing ringtones
for phones, it used to go ding ding ding
ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding like that and then who started off doing ringtones for phones, he used to go ding-ding-ding-ding-ding-ding-ding-ding-ding-ding-ding,
like that.
And then he released a song,
which was a cover version of Axl F.
So there's not a lot of creativity going on in there,
it's a cover version of a song.
And then you just have this frog going ding-ding-ding-ding-ding-ding over ding-ding-ding-ding-ding-ding-ding-ding-ding-ding-ding-ding-ding-ding-ding-ding-ding-ding-ding-ding-ding-ding-ding-ding-ding-ding-ding-ding-ding-ding-ding-ding-ding-ding-ding-ding-ding-ding-ding-ding-ding-ding-ding-ding-ding-ding-ding-ding-ding-ding-ding-ding-ding-ding-ding-ding-ding-ding-ding-ding-ding-ding-ding-ding-ding-ding-ding-ding- Ding- Ding- Ding- Ding- Ding- Ding- Ding- Ding- Ding- Ding- Ding- Ding- Ding- Ding- Ding- Ding- Ding- Ding- Ding- Ding- Ding- Ding- Ding- Ding- Ding- Ding- Ding- Ding- Ding- Ding- Ding- Ding- Ding- Ding- Ding- Ding- Ding- Ding- Ding- Ding- Ding- Ding- Ding- Ding- Ding- Ding- Ding- Ding- Ding- Ding- Ding- Ding- Ding- Ding- Ding- Ding- Ding- Ding- Ding- Ding- Ding- Ding- Ding- Ding- Ding- Ding- Ding- Ding- Ding- Ding- Ding- Ding- Ding- Ding- Ding- Ding- Ding- Ding- Ding- Ding- Ding- Ding- Ding- Ding- Ding- Ding- Ding- Ding- Ding- Ding- Ding- Ding- Ding- Ding- Ding- Ding- Ding- Ding And that was the song in 2004.
But I always remember Crazy Frog.
This little green frog on a motorbike
with a pixelated dick.
He clearly had genitals,
but they were always pixelated back in 2004.
And I remember thinking,
like, first off, why did you give him a dick in the first place?
And who pixelated him? And what was thinking, like, first off, why did you give him a dick in the first place? And who pixelated him?
And what was that conversation like?
You know, here's this digital frog.
He's a digital green frog and he has a small little frog genus.
Frogs don't even have pricks and ricks.
Frogs don't have dicks.
Real frogs don't have dicks.
But Crazy Frog is an anthropomorphic frog and he's got a dick and balls.
But they were blurred out in 2004
and someone had to have that conversation
someone had to have that conversation
and say
you know
why do we blur out his dick
because it's obviously flaccid
it's not
so any sexualisation
happens in the eyes of the viewer
so why are we blurring out his dick
and it's probably
someone going
well then you have to imagine
like crazy frog having sex you know and people in 2004 i don't just don't think
people were ready for that thought and we heard nothing from crazy frog for years and then this
week a twitter account official crazy frog twitter account shows
up in the middle of a fucking pandemic
and all it is is one image
of crazy frog lying on a bed
with his little dick
no pixelation, his penis
and genitals, his balls
out and
it took
me aback because I'm going ah ok
someone has now decided
that the world is ready
for crazy frog's dick
do you know what I mean
it's like
someone said
do you know what
nearly 20 years ago
we pixelated his penis
but like just look at
the state of the world man
just look at the world
you've got
Donald Trump telling people to drink
bleach there's a global pandemic
the
half the world is literally on fire
like we can
deal with a frog's pixelated dick
people have got bigger fish
to fry there's the internet
look at what ISIS were doing
they were beheading people,
like we can deal with his little, with his dick, and they did, so I, Crazy Frog got his dick out
last week, and I thought about it for longer than I should have been thinking about a digital frog's
dick, and then that got me thinking about, like fucking Donald Duck man like Donald Duck
right so Donald Duck never
wore pants right that's a
we all know that I think that was even in an episode
of Friends Donald Duck never
wore pants but then he goes to the shower
and he wears a fucking towel
when he's in the shower and it's like what's the point
but most importantly Donald Duck never wore
pants he had no
evidence of genitals whatsoever
right
and you kind of go
Donald Duck would have been the 50s, the 60s
and you're like okay grand he doesn't need a dick
it's a children's cartoon he doesn't need a penis
but then what ruined it was
Donald Duck has a lot of
nephews right
and you're going why does he have nephews
like what a strange thing to do what an odd thing like why can't they just be his sons
why do they have to be his nephews and then someone had to go do you really want to think
of Donald Duck fucking is that what you want so they had to give donald duck nephews so that you did so that
if if he had sons if those three ducks were his sons then you had to think about donald duck
fucking do you know what i mean so they they removed they made him a eunuch they made him
without any sexual desire or sex and instead he's just this uncle with no penis
you know
and that always stuck with me
but then Goofy
Goofy has a son
so that means
Disney
were like
I don't know why
but if you find out
Goofy has a son
well then Goofy fucks
Goofy with his
and here's the thing
I well then Goofy fucks. Goofy with his... And here's the thing.
I... I'd rather have
Donald Duck having sex
than Goofy.
Because with Goofy...
I don't know, there's something too silly about Goofy.
I can't imagine Goofy
engaging in the act of coitus
but I don't
want to imagine a Donald Duck engaging
in the act of coitus
but I can
I can and I'll get
over it but not Goofy
but as soon as you, here's Goofy's son
alright so Goofy fucks then does he
ok great thanks for that
so I thought about that a lot this week
all because of Crazy Frog
and his strange cock
and
I was trying to think you know
is Crazy Frog and Crazy Frog's dick
and the feelings that come up
around it
is it in any way relevant
to the theme of this week's podcast
and I thought it wasn't
I thought it wasn't
but it kind of is
it kind of is
in a roundabout way
so I've done a series of podcasts
about the history of disco
I've done three of them
I urge you to check them out if you haven't heard them.
Just type into Google, blind boy podcast history of disco.
They're possibly my favorite series of podcasts that I've done.
Okay.
This is part of that series.
The first one, I tried to make the case as to why disco is the real punk rock music.
Right. as to why disco is the real punk rock music, right? Because disco comes from the marginalized communities
of gay, Latino, transgender, African-American people in New York,
stemming directly from the Stonewall Riots of 1969, okay?
So this podcast is kind of within that series.
I want to talk about disco as the real punk rock,
but about a specific song.
This podcast is about a specific disco song that I, that would have been considered novelty.
And I think this song is punk rock as fuck.
Okay.
So this week's podcast is kind of, the theme is accidental.
And I'm kind of exploring the theme as I go along. There are certain songs,
okay? There are certain songs. I adore music. I fucking love music. When I hear a song,
if it's a good song, if the songwriting is good, if the production is good, I will like
it. I don't give a shit about the genre. I don't care whether it's cool whether it's uncool i just like good
fucking music okay but there are certain songs that become so that are played so ubiquitously
that they cease to become music in your head that you can appreciate and usually it's what
happens when a song gets used heavily in an advertising campaign.
When a song becomes used heavily in an advertising campaign and you hear it so much that it starts to become annoying and then it loses meaning.
Right.
Those songs, like most of Abba's music, most of Abba's music.
Abba's music, you hear it everywhere music Abba's music you hear it everywhere
you hear it on the radio
and you often need to
if you're a fan of music
you need to set time for yourself
to actually re-listen to Abba
with a fresh set of ears
and go wow
this is fucking amazing
because Abba are incredible
Abba are ridiculous ABBA invented
having multiple hooks in a song okay the modern songwriting style that you hear today you can
trace right back to ABBA so there's a lot of ABBA songs that you can just completely overlook
a big one for me I'll tell you when I had the moment an Abbas song called S.O.S.
everyone knows S.O.S. right
you can't not know it
I'd heard it my entire childhood
it had been drummed into my ears so much
that it existed in my brain as a non-song
I didn't hear it as a piece of music anymore
I heard it as background music
and I never appreciated it
and then one day about six years ago I actually
listened to SOS with earphones and I removed the abboness from it and all the cultural connections
and I listened to the fucking song and I'm like shit this is as good as Bowie this is as good as
David Bowie at the height of his career holy Holy fuck. And you need to do that with music sometimes.
And there's so many of these hollow notes to an extent.
The Beatles.
Music that is so ubiquitous.
You need to re-listen to it again.
To truly and deeply appreciate that you're dealing with an absolute work of genius.
So I had this moment recently.
With a song.
Where. It came on my Spotify by accident. The song came on my Spotify by accident and I nearly, I nearly just like skipped
it because I'm like, fuck, I can't listen to this. I can't listen to this. But then I listened
and it blew my fucking socks off. This song that I'd heard my entire life and it blew my fucking socks off.
I'll play it for you. Ooh, how do you like your love?
But if you want to know how I really feel
Get the cameras rolling, get the action going
Baby, you know our love for you is real
Take me where you want to, man, my heart's love for you is real, take me where you want to, man my heart's just for you,
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That song for me, when I was growing up, there was an advert on television.
I can't remember what the fuck it was.
I think it was like an Argos catalog advert.
But literally, that song, more, more, more.
It was on TV every single day, at least seven or eight times a day when I was a young kid.
And it just hammered
into my head as not being music when you hear something like that and it's used as a jingle
and it's completely ubiquitous it stops being music in your head and it becomes background noise
and you stop recognizing it as something you could listen to and it can be triggering so when I came
on my Spotify I wanted to turn it off but I stuck stuck with it. And when I did stick with it, I was out running.
You know, as you can hear there, it's like, yeah, you know the fucking song, but it's cracking.
It's banging. It's really, really good.
It's catchy. It's incredibly well produced. The musicianship is good.
And then for me as a producer and someone who's a massive
nerd about disco music
and obsessed with audio fidelity
when I
it's you know what it's
a bit like fucking
this is a hot take now but listening to music like
this it's like how Christians
describe being born again
like if you meet a
Christian not like a Catholic or a Protestant,
but someone who's like a Christian,
they could be raised in Catholicism, raised in
Protestantism. They've known the
teachings of Jesus their entire life.
And then they get born again.
They have a baptism and it's like they
truly rediscover Christ. It's like,
yeah, he was there my whole life
but I was only taught about him through
organised religion. But then I found him and I was born again
and he was revealed to me
even though he's been there all along
that's what this is like
I was born again with that song
I heard it with fresh ears
and was like
fuck
and I'm a disco and music nerd
and I knew
I was like something about the size of this song.
Something about how big the drums are.
Something about how warm the bass is.
How well mixed the guitars are.
How I can hear what you'd describe as saturation and compression on it.
Knowing that this is a song from the 70s.
Immediately that kind of got my spider senses tingling.
And I went, this is not just a catchy songs, immediately that kind of got my spider senses tingling, and I went,
this is not just a catchy song,
but someone important is behind this,
because I can tell,
my ears can tell,
someone important is behind this,
so I look it up,
the song by the way,
it's more and more and more,
by an artist called Andrea True,
but I didn't give a fuck about that,
I was like, who produced it?
So I went to find out who produced it
and then of course Tom Moulton now Tom Moulton is someone who I'd have mentioned on one of the
earliest disco podcasts Tom Moulton is a hugely important person not just in disco music but all
modern music because Tom Moulton is
credited with inventing what's known as the 12-inch single, okay? Now, here's the crack.
Disco music, just a really, if you want to hear the full history of disco music, go back and
listen to those disco podcasts I did. But disco music, it was early 70s, mostly the gay scene, the African-American scene, the Latino scene. It was music that was made for dancing. It was music that was to be played on discs in venues where they didn't serve drink, usually gay bars. And there were places where people would do coke and speed instead of drinking because drink wasn't available in new york and chicago detroit disco is is early disco is specifically the new york scene early disco is new york from
the stonewall in to gaffs around there but like the patrons weren't drinking they were dancing
to this music there was no band people were playing vinyls. But your standard vinyl back then, which was, was it six inch?
Six or seven inch vinyl?
I think it was seven inch.
A single that a DJ would be playing.
It was three minutes long.
And what would happen is, three minutes wasn't working for people who were dancing.
For people who were out there dancing.
Something ending after three
minutes or just having a little every song has a breakdown and a break beat where everyone wants
to dance to and this wasn't working so tom malton wanted to make these songs longer and there's two
stories as to why this needed to happen the first story is quite, the song needs to be fucking longer. Some DJs were getting two 7-inch singles on two decks
and trying to mix them together when one starts, the other finishes,
but that wasn't working.
They needed longer music.
One story is that it was simple.
Tom Moulton needed longer music at the discos.
The second story is Tom Moulton was a chain smoker.
He wasn't allowed to smoke in the DJ box so he
needed to leave the DJ box to go and smoke but if the song if he left the seven inch record on
and the song is four minutes long then he has to rush his cigarette or maybe he wants two cigarettes
so apparently Tom Moulton was like how can I make a record that's 12 minutes long how can I make a one song that's 12 minutes
long I can fuck off away from the dj box everyone's still dancing no one's minding the record and I'm
smoking two cigarettes how can I do that so Tom Moulton figured out how can I put one song on 12
inch vinyl so 12 inch vinyl is the large vinyl that's what an album
traditionally comes on a 12 inch vinyl but Tom Moulton wanted to mix songs he was he was getting
songs he was he's the inventor of the remix he was taking music remixing it for elongated versions
of it for 12 inch large records which meant the song would be
11 minutes long 15 minutes long which was unprecedented at the time singles were three
minutes for radio you didn't have a single that was 15 minutes long that was like suicide for
sales but these sales were fucking djs were for djs and discos and people dancing so anyway tom
malton makes a 12-inch song,
which is 11 minutes long.
I can't remember the first one ever,
but a happy accident occurred,
which he didn't predict.
If you think of a record,
a record, the music goes in on little grooves.
So if you've got an entire album,
like six songs on one 12 inch record
that's loads of information that you're putting into one space but instead if you put one song
that's 11 minutes long if you put it like as opposed to one half of a record being 30 minutes
long now one half of a record is 11 minutes long.
What naturally happened is you've got less data being put onto the vinyl and what it allowed it to do was that the grooves that were being cut into the record had much larger spaces. So what
this did, it increased the fidelity of the music tenfold. Now all of a sudden with a 12 inch vinyl single the loudness
of the music was increased massively and the clarity of all the instruments it gave a degree
of audio fidelity that had never been heard in music before which also perfectly suited these
massive sound systems that were coming about in discos and Tom Moulton did that and Tom Moulton was the
father of the fucking remix and when I heard that song more and more and more and then I look it up
and I find out that Tom Moulton is making it I'm going of course that makes sense that's why there's
so much presence on the bass drum that's why even though it's banging I can hear every piano
perfectly I can hear every guitar perfectly
when you with that level of fidelity nothing gets squashed everything can be loud but you can still
hear things there's no compromise so I left it at that and was re-listening to more and more and more
on my runs going this is my new favorite fucking song can't get enough of this man can't fucking
get enough of this and like I said I didn't give a shit who was singing it all I cared about was
Tom Moulton made this he produced this this is amazing and then I started listening to the lyrics
and the lyrics which I because I don't when it comes to disco music and shit like that I don't
usually listen to the lyrics I don't really care it comes to disco music and shit like that, I don't usually listen to the lyrics.
I don't really care about them.
Because to me, I would have heard that as a novelty-ish type song.
You have to remember, that song is 1976, which would have been the end of disco.
Again, I hate saying novelty, it's not fair.
What I mean is, the lyrics would have been throwaway.
For me, it's just more, more, more.
How do you like it?
It means nothing.
It means nothing.
But then I'm listening to him and I'm going,
some of these lyrics are fucking strange.
What's going on here with these lyrics?
Oh, how do you like your love?
But if you want to know how I really feel,
get the camera rolling.
Get the action going.
Baby, you know my love for you is real
tell me what you want
then my heart you'll steal
more more more how do you like it
more more more how do you like it
and I'm just going 1976 disco
get the camera rolling
get the action going
what's she talking about
did Tom Moulton write these lyrics
what's the story
and I'd foolishly written off the singer.
It's like my own
misogyny blind spot had come up
and I'd assumed
throwaway lyrics, they mean nothing.
I don't even know who the singer is.
Tom Moulton is the talent here.
He's the producer.
But I'm listening to the lyrics going
get the camera rolling, get the action going that's
strange as fuck what the fuck is this so then I start to start googling who who the fuck is
Andrea True who is this woman singing and that's when things got really spicy and really interesting
um before they get on to Andrea True and how the lovely little rabbit hole that it took me down.
Let's do the Ocarina Pause so that I'm uninterrupted for part two.
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Wednesday, Thursday, Friday
usually a little bit at the weekends
won't be doing it this Friday
because I have to be somewhere
but other than that, come along
part two
alright, so
back to the song
More More More by Andrea True
so like I said, I was listening
to it and kind of
patting myself on the back, I was patting myself
on the back because
here's this song and I was
able to tell, holy fuck, someone important is behind this. This sounds too good. One of the
greats is responsible. So I was patting myself in the back because I was right. It was like,
sometimes if I walk into an art museum, right, a good art museum, like one of the ones that have
in London, like the National Portrait Gallery or something, or the National museum like one of the ones that have in in london like the national portrait gallery or something one of or the national gallery one of my favorite things to do when
i walk into a gallery is to walk into a room full of paintings and i can spot without without even
ever having seen the painting i'm really good at knowing which one is from one of the masters
I'm really good at knowing which one is from one of the masters
right
by which I mean there's loads of paintings in the room
but I can walk in and I can spot
Caravaggio's a bit obvious
I can spot a Rubens
I can walk in and I can
there can be a load of paintings that look like Rubens
but I can go that's the Rubens
that's the Dega
I can
I'm able to spot what I call the glow.
Paintings
that are made by the masters,
like the names that you know.
Every other painting
in the gallery is as
good technically, but a painting
by one of the masters,
it has something extra.
And that, it,
I can only explain it is that it feels alive
it has the glow
it's the difference
between a fucking corpse
and a human
a corpse
corpses don't look
like people
I've gone very dark now
it's gone unnecessarily dark
you know the difference
between a corpse
and someone who's asleep basically and
that thing some people call it a soul whatever that thing that makes something alive
that's what's present in the painting of a master and it's what it's what's present
in the work of masters in any genre and when I say master I know masters sounds gendered to mean
male I don't mean it like that certain artists who are peak peak peak at their game their work
contains a glow and this song contained a glow and that's how I knew when I looked it up I wasn't
surprised to find out that it was Tom Moulton, inventor of the fucking 12-inch, inventor of the remix,
making this tune and why it had so much fidelity.
And I overwrote, I wrote off the female singer.
I was going, I don't give a fuck who she is because Tom Moulton's a legend.
But then I looked into her and it was the lyrics.
I'm like, why is she talking about cameras?
What's that about?
That's a strange lyric for a fucking disco song,
which is supposed to be about dancing.
Turns out that Andrea True is
the Tom Moulton of porn.
New York in the 1970s, right?
Around Manhattan.
The Stonewall Inn.
Times Square.
You not only had the emerging
disco scene right
which
like I said it's almost coming out of the same
there was quite restrictive laws around
Manhattan at the time
the disco scene there was very anti-gay
laws there was laws
about I think it was illegal
for men to dance together
but laws that
had tried to shut down
certain businesses selling liquor
those spaces
which were often run by the fucking mafia
those spaces became
the gay discos
that pioneered electronic
music, right?
They couldn't buy drink in there, they had to go
to these places, the mafia ran them
but similarly what also came out of that new york manhattan times square scene
was the emergence of the porn industry and those areas were they were notorious for vice
and for sex work and for pimping um the 70s around Times Square, that area
of Manhattan, I don't know, is it mid-Manhattan? That's mid-Manhattan, I believe. It wasn't
like what it is now. Times Square and the area around it in the 70s was a really run-down
area. It'll remind you a little bit of O'Connell Street in Dublin.
Now it wasn't particularly safe.
There was a lot of drugs.
A lot of sex work.
A lot of homelessness.
All the problems that would go along with.
Those type of urbane problems.
Were present in the fucking 70s.
So you had the emergence of disco music.
And the gay scene.
But you also had. From the amount of sex work that was happening in that area the emergence of pornography but pornography starting
to be seen as a legitimate art by which and again it was funded and run by the mafia porn in those
days they used to be called stag films
right? If you want to see a good
portrayal of this watch David Simon's TV
series The Juice. D-E-U-C-E
an incredible fucking TV
series which covers all of this
early New York carry on. Especially
around the sex work. But
early porn films were called stag
films. They weren't easily accessible they were kind of
shared around in like men's clubs and stuff but with the 70s and with the involvement of the mafia
what happened was they had peep shows and they had slot machines and they had like these little
these little boots that would play short loops of pornography films and men would
go in and look at these in a little boot and see a short loop of pornography but then they started
to I think Andy Warhol was responsible for it I think Andy Warhol aired the first ever film which
could be considered pornography it was called a blue movie i think it was actually called the blue movie but a lot of pornography was being put on in theaters
but it was being called art it's like this isn't porn this is art where people happen to be having
full sexual intercourse in the film and this was being shown in new y and from that New York scene sex workers who were direct contact
sex workers on the street started to appear in pornographic films then the films by the mid 70s
alongside with disco started to become more legitimized and you started to see premieres of films and by 1976 America was becoming quite liberal like cities like New York
anywhere were being very liberal and relaxing their attitude towards sex and it had gotten to
the point before VHS and it's known as the golden age of porn where pornography was being shot on
film I'm talking hardcore pornography was being shot on film I'm talking hardcore pornography
was being shot on film
the production values were getting better
and it was starting to be perceived
as a legitimate artistic form
right
and you had
really fucking famous porn stars
like Linda Lovelace
Marilyn Chambers
and you had
Andrea True who sings the song more, more, more.
Andrea True was also an incredibly famous porn star in the New York scene of the golden age of pornography.
That's why I say she was the Tom Molson of porn.
But then I'm going, well, what the fuck is she doing singing a song?
But the lyrics start to make a lot more sense then
but if you want to know how I really feel
get the cameras rolling
get the action going
baby you know my love for you is real
tell me where
take me where you want to
then my heart you'll steal more more more
how do you like it how do you like it
that's andrea true
not talking about sex she's talking about porn she's talking about filming fucking porn
on this song more more more which became an incredibly mainstream breakthrough disco hit a
huge fucking song and i kind of just was like alright I need to know what
this is interesting stuff
this is unorthodox
these are ticking all the boxes for me
of something that seems like an interesting piece of art
on the one hand you've got fucking Tom Molson
being a fucking legend
mixing this as an early disco track on 12 inch
and now you've got andrea
true who's a sex worker a porn star writing these lyrics that she clearly wrote herself about her
experience in sex work this is now stops being the radio friendly jingle and now becomes an
important piece of art that reflects the culture that it came from so andrea true's kind of origin story
it's almost archetypal classic what you'd expect from that era she's from nashville she was born
anne marie troden born in nashville tennessee which you a pretty conservative fucking place, and from down south in America,
went to Catholic school,
Catholic girls school,
and then gets to like 18 and decides,
I want to be fucking famous, I'm going to New York.
So she arrives in New York to be an actress,
to be whatever,
and then finds herself in sex work,
finds herself working in porn,
and becomes a huge porn star in the golden age of pornography and she'd studied like piano when she was a teenager but
from what i can tell she didn't really there's no real musical aspirations So the way that the song. More and more and more came about.
Is really really strange.
Okay.
So while she was a porn star.
And had a pretty big name.
Like it would have been porn in 76.
I think it had just become legal in New York.
It was still associated with the mafia.
But there was money to be made.
Because it was being shown in
theatres and films
films were being shown in theatres and you had
middle class people now couples going to see
porn films to see Andrea
True's porn films
and
she would have done
other work outside of porn and one
of it she got hired by
a real estate company in Jamaica
to appear in adverts right so to appear in some adverts for real estate for a Jamaican company
so in 1975 or 76 she fucks off down to Jamaica to do an advert for a real estate company
now the thing is with Jamaica at the time,
like Jamaica's in the Caribbean
and 1975 is,
it's almost 15 years,
13 years after the Cuban Missile Crisis, alright?
So Nixon is president as well at the time.
Like,
Cuba and all that shit
and the Cuban Missile Crisis and Fidel Castro, the Caribbean was a pretty fucking hot place politically, okay?
And Cuba would have been at the utter height of US fucking sanctions.
Cuba was run by Fidel Castro, communist country, relationship with Russia.
relationship with Russia so the
Yanks were basically crushing Cuba
with huge economic sanctions
and punishing any
Central American, Caribbean
South American nation
that would appear to be even remotely sympathetic
towards Cuba because the Yanks
were terrified of we can't
have any more communist countries in the Caribbean
in South America because communism
means a relationship with Russia and then Russia will put strategic missiles there and
that creates an imbalance in the Cold War. So it was hot as fuck politically in Jamaica.
So Andrea True goes to Jamaica to film her commercial and as she's there this new prime minister gets elected called Michael Manley
and Michael Manley was
I think he was a very left leaning
very left leaning socialist prime minister
he was
he was a white man
Jamaicans are mostly
mostly black country
but he was a white man
he was seen as a real fucking, real cool dude,
young prime minister, left-leaning,
but he was a friend of Fidel Castro
and he was a supporter of Fidel Castro.
So America's like, what the fuck?
So Michael Manley is now democratically elected
as the president of Jamaica,
but he's a friend of Castro's and he's left-leaning.
Well, we can't have that.
So America's like, well, fuck you, Jamaica.
How dare you elect the socialist?
We're going to come down hard.
So to punish Michael Manley and to punish Jamaica
for electing someone who's left-wing and supports Fidel Castro,
the US just go, OK, sanctions, there you go, Jamaica,
we're going to
introduce some strict economic sanctions that make it difficult for your country to be prosperous
not as bad as what we've done to cuba but how dare you elect a socialist here's some fucking
sanctions so then jamaica get a bit pissed off that the u.s u.s have introduced sanctions so
jamaica in order to show that it's not that it's been abused essentially that's not fair
like you would democratically elect a
socialist and then you go well fuck you you can't
trade fuck that that's
US imperialism so Jamaica go
alright US fuck you
so Jamaica 1975
just as
Andrea True
Andrea True is an American citizen she enters
Jamaica and then Jamaica
introduced sanctions on the US
that basically stop
the transfer of assets
by US citizens from
Jamaica to America
which meant Andrea True now
is stuck in Jamaica
she's doing this commercial for a Jamaican company
making a nice bit of cash
but she now can't take her cash
and send it back to the US.
So she's like, fuck,
I'm stuck in Jamaica with a lot of money
and I can only spend it here.
What the fuck am I going to do?
What am I going to do?
So she decides,
I'm going to use the money that I've made in Jamaica,
because Jamaica, you have to realise too
there was
reggae music lads
Jamaica is
world famous
and important
for its contributions
to the fidelity of music
because of Jamaican sound systems
that's where hip hop comes from
there was a lot of recording studios
in Jamaica
a lot of music was being made
and some of the best music in the world
so Andrea True has the brilliant idea
of I'm going to write
a fucking song, I'm going to write a song
and I'm going to use the money that I can only
spend in Jamaica to record a
fucking song in Jamaica, that's what
I'm going to do, right
and it sounded
that sounds mad, it's like you're a porn star
you're a porn star, what are you doing?
But she's obviously the type of person that's very forward thinking,
very brave, very courageous, incredibly smart.
Instead of panicking, she goes,
I'm going to make some fucking hay while the sun is shining.
Great.
Like, she could have fucking drank it.
She could have partied with it.
No, I'm writing a song.
So she writes the lyrics to More, More, More,
which is a celebration.
It's an unapologetic celebration of sex work
and her job in the pornographic industry.
It's her taking ownership.
This is what I do.
Get the camera rolling.
Turn me on.
More, More, More.
How do you like it?
How do you like it?
That's her speaking to the director. That's her speaking to the person watching it unapologetic celebration of sex work now one of
the fucking podcasts i did before i tried to make the case about how disco is the real punk rock
because disco gave a voice to the most marginalized members members of society. The gay population, African-American,
Latino, transgender people,
and now sex workers.
So this song that I thought was a fucking crazy frog,
novelty song,
is now punk rock as fuck.
Punk, you've got a porn star
taking ownership, celebrating,
no shame.
Here's my fucking song about sex work,
here's my song about my job, my legitimate industry that I work in, this is what I do,
more, more, more, how do you like it, turn on the cameras, get me horny, this is what I fucking do,
that's your shame, this is what I do, and she writes this in Jamaica, because fucking Michael
Manley is after getting elected, and she can't put the money back up to New York.
She wrote the lyrics.
The music, I believe, was written by her boyfriend at the time, who was a producer called Greg Diamond.
The demo was recorded in Jamaica.
That's how she's invested her money.
She's a porn star so in the late 70s
the likelihood
like one of the historically
toughest things ever
is porn stars
crossing over into what's seen as
legitimate entertainment
there's not a lot of those
stories exist often
because of the shame that's attached around
sex work once someone is a porn star they
can't then find themselves in in legitimate entertainment especially in america you're
talking late 70s here it's about to turn into reagan the absolute moral panic of the 1980s and
the end of the sexual liberalization of the 70s so even though she's recorded this incredible demo in Jamaica the chances of her
having a hit with it
are quite slim
so Greg Diamond happens to know
Tom Moulton
so they go up to New York
with the fucking demo
and then it's like
right give it to Tom Moulton
Tom fucking Moulton
the genius inventor of the 12 inch record
the master of fidelity re-records this
demo with Andrea singing. Tom Moulton himself said he didn't even know what the fucking song was
about. He didn't know she was a porn star. He said that when he was listening to the song,
he thought more, more, more just meant like more music. Do you want more music? Do you want more
dancing? And that's what I always thought it was until I listened to the fucking song and I'm like shit this is a punk rock fucking song about sex
work this is someone celebrating their sexuality this is someone saying this is not why would I
be ashamed this is what I do I'm going to talk about it you know and understanding that makes the song art.
It's art now.
Now it's a piece of vital fucking art.
And what it reminds me of too,
right now in the charts,
there's this song by Cardi B and Megan Thee Stallion called WAP, Wet Ass Pussy,
which is an incredibly sexually explicit rap song.
Everyone went fucking apeshit over it,
giving out about it. You can't do this, you can't
do that, I fucking love it
I think it's fantastic
it's two women rapping about
I wanna fuck
and I love fucking and I've been
listening to dirty songs my whole life
through rap music, I've been listening to
rappers singing
about sexually explicit
fucking their entire
careers. So to me it's
not a shock but what I loved about
Wet Ass Pussy the song was
it's the first time I heard a fucking
explicit rap song where the person
isn't being absolutely selfish.
All the male
rap songs that I've heard about sex over the years
it's all about pleasure me, pleasure me, pleasure me. Wet Ass Pussy all the male rap songs that I've heard about sex over the years,
it's all about pleasure me, pleasure me, pleasure me.
Wet ass pussy.
It's like, how about it goes both ways?
How about I enjoy pleasure in you as well?
Fucking fantastic song.
Celebrates sex, celebrates explicit sex,
removes stigma,
doesn't say that conversations about explicit sex are exclusively male
fantastic song
but more more more
is the same shit
it's the same fucking shit
I don't think people knew it
at the time
like
with the Cardi B song
it's about a celebration
of mutual pleasure
mutual pleasure
sex for
the act of sex.
For relaxation.
More, more, more.
It's sex as a service.
And it's an unapologetic celebration.
And acknowledgement of it.
It opens with.
Oh, how do you like your love?
But if you want to know how I really feel.
Get the cameras rolling.
Get the action going. Baby, you know my love for you is real take me where you want to take my then my heart you'll
steal more more more how do you like it this is my job this is the service that I'm doing
it's it's sex work. It's celebrating sex work.
And that to me is phenomenal.
So she ends up getting nominated for two Grammys for more, more, more.
It becomes a huge hit, a huge fucking international hit.
But then it breaks.
She's a porn star.
So now this incredible piece of songwriting is overshadowed and this is it becomes crazy frog
like disco by 76 was already in danger of being novelty music but now all people care about is
it's a catchy song and she's a porn star it's it's it stops being about empowerment and it becomes about boldness and novelty
and cheekiness and urban myth
and the audience then strip the value and importance
from a piece of punk rock art
and make it kitsch
they make it camp
they make it bold
and every interview that Andrea True
does
about the song
the interviews
at the start
she's saying
I'm a porn star
I'm not doing it anymore
but that's what
this song is about
then
because the interviewers
every interviewer
was just asking about porn
just asking about porn
ignoring the fact
that she'd just written
a good song not paying attention to it what's the story with the porn then like the song
was being played everywhere but even when she tried to do a tour of america because she released
an album then afterwards with with greg diamond i don't know if tom moten produced it but she went
to release an album and then a tour with it and it became really difficult
for her to tour because whatever about New York being sexually liberal and Los Angeles and San
Francisco like small town America was not sexually liberal in the 70s that wasn't happening right so
when she tried to tour with her song what would just happen is the news gets in advance
that the porn star is here
to do her song
then the local church or baptists or whatever the fuck
go apeshit
it's reported about in the paper
there's a moral panic whenever she's to do a gig
and the gig usually then gets
shut down and she's not doing it
so she didn't have
a huge fucking career after that but
anyone who can write those lyrics that are about her they're about her authentic experience
as a sex worker they're they saddle the line between being authentic while also being fun they have
a cheeky ambiguity which means that they're not in your face you have to search for it and the
more more more can mean anything it's pure and utter fucking desire like i said i wonder that when i was a child
and i heard that song all the time on the radio for fucking argos or whatever shit it was
that they know what what that song was about they know that this song was actually about
more more more shoot more fucking porn give more pleasure to the audience no they didn't
because what it gets to is human fucking desire
and if you're dancing to it it can mean more and more dance if you're in a disco in 1976 it can
mean more and more coke more and more poppers more and more fucking sex in studio 52 it means
everything and anything at the same time it's a work of genius and that is fucking genius that is fucking genius a songwriting terms to have something that is ambiguous and fun and also
authentic and empowering to exist alongside each other perfectly is fucking genius and if someone
can do that once they can do it several times over but i don't think she was really given that opportunity. The world wasn't ready.
The world wasn't ready for empowering punk rock about sex work.
The world wasn't ready for it.
And I don't think she had much of a career into the 80s.
So, how did that start from Crazy Frog?
Novelty songs, Crazy Frog's dick.
It's a tenuous connection lads, it's a tenuous connection.
But I'm just being honest with you.
It led to that train of thought which led to this podcast.
I enjoyed doing that.
Four in the morning here.
This is what happens all the time.
I'd spend three, four days researching a podcast podcast i'd be researching five or six different podcasts not knowing what's it going to be about and then
just when it gets to tuesday night a beam of light comes into me and it's like i know what
it's going to be about it has arrived the idea has arrived so i don't care that i'm up late i don't care anytime i get to speak about something where i'm deeply passionate about it
and i care about it and i'm really really excited to share that passion with g anytime i do that
i'm a happy camper all right so there you go the story of of More More More by Andrea True and why it's quite an important piece of art. Uncompromising fucking art. Go and listen to it properly. Go and listen to it properly. Be born again with fresh ears to that great, great song. Yart. I'll catch you next week. Don't know what it's going to be about, but I'll catch you next week. Rock City, you're the best fans in the league, bar none.
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